This is the down beat. I'm ninety seven to one the freak. This
is the downbeat on a Monday morning. Hope you are doing well on your
right into work. And if you are bummed out that it's Monday and you're
driving to work, just remember you're about a month away from holidays and stuff.
And this is usually when people mail it him. So you don't have
to work hard today unless you want to. Now, you know what,
work hard? You should work hard. You're all over the place, bro.
I never know, man, I never know. We talked to little
cowboys and giants for you. Just then we will have a little Cowboys Giants
for you coming up at eight as well, and the Ghost Pepper Pavilion three
for all review. We each made three hot predictions. A listener made a
prediction two and I've pulled that for us as well for the guy that called
in the other day. And we'll check out and see somebody get some points.
I don't know who, but there was a point, at least one
point. Let me see about that around. Allegedly, according to sources,
ding Good Morning News at eight thirty some stuff at nine based on an announcement
that happened on Friday afternoon as well. But let's do the scuttle butt right
now. Sorry, three doors down, damn it, that was our shot.
That was our shot. Well, guys, there was a plane crash
in McKinny on Saturday. A plane crashed into a car. A car was
driving near the Arrow County Airport. It was hit by a plane making an
emergency landing. Plane had taken off from Midland. It was a single engine
land Care IVP. I've never heard of that. I'm interested. Is that
your type of plane you're the air Force guy. Yeah, that's my kind
of plane, the Landcare. There's a was attempting to land at the airport
and ran off the end of the runway and then went through the airport fence
and then onto Virginia Parkway where it hit a car. If you seen the
video, I watched the video over your shoulder at least four times this morning.
Yeah, it's all the news is talking about today. It's incredible,
it's insanity. It reminds me of that Bobcat video where there are couple's panicking
in the front yard, you know, and there's a Bobcat no drummer that
in. The guy runs and he goes go get the gun. It reminds
me of that because when you see the video, you're like, oh my
god, what if you just saw that happen and live? Your life would
be changed forever if you saw that happen. Was this a cell phone video
or yah? Surveillance appear to be cell phone video from what I saw,
if you're seeing something else behind me. I've seen it a bunch of times,
and I haven't looked at it from that lens, so I guess I
don't know. But why the hell would you have an excellent video of that?
Yeah, it's pretty good shooting it. Can you imagine you're on your
way home from work, I mean where you're going to get a water burger
chili cheese burger in your car, and out of nowhere you hit an an
airplane. I mean, it's scary enough to think of the infinite things that
could happen while you're driving your car, and the stuff you coul hit could
run in front of you, anything. This dude's just driving and then there's
a plane there that basically comes You couldn't have seen him. It couldn't have
been avoided. I've seen the video enough time to know that. No,
and you smash a plane a plane? Imagine oh, oh to be to
help paint the picture completely though, this plane is barely bigger than the car
itself. It's small, you're telling me, wondering what the hell it is?
You know what you're probably thinking. If you're just driving and you hit
this thing, you're thinking, why is this carr? You think you'd probably
hit a car because it was not that big of a plane. Man,
this thing is tiny. I absolutely think it's a car. Now. Was
a propeller plane? Yes, I believe so. Yeah, correct, one
propeller on the nose, one prop and you know, j I've got audio
of the crashing. Here crank crank me up right here. This is a
guy named Jack who was loading his plane onto a trailer and he caught video
of it. Well, are you sure? And it did something funky?
Here we go, now it should work. Here we go. No,
No, you of the nutcracker, premium bro, I love the nutcracker.
Oh. A plane and a car collide on the McKinney road. Okay,
so that's the plane bouncing after it goes to the airport fence, and then
that small crack is the car a plane and the cars drives right into the
car stops. Luckily, no one dead. I think there was minor injuries.
One person take to the hospital. Pat the person in the car,
but just trading their cars behind that other car too. And you see them,
you know, throwing their brakes real quickly. Was it on a major,
major street. No, No, it's a it's a very it's a
small airport too, h right, but still crazy man. And he's to
have a plane landing in public. Yeah, I almost don't know how.
It is amazing. We've almost got planes to a near perfect field goal percentage.
Not quite full of Brandon Aubrey. You don't think planes with the Brandon
Aubrey of travel. They're getting there though, Right. I booked a flight
this weekend, and I just couldn't believe how many, how many flights there
are. There's destinations where you can pick, like every hour from Dallas,
every hour, what hour works best for you? Like, why so many?
Where are we all going? We've normalized it. But every time I
go to the airport, so I'll just look up and go, look at
all these planes going out and in at the same time, multiples and the
same vicinity. Yeah, and you just go whole account. There they go,
and I guess they're all full. And where's everyone going. That's what
I'm saying. Just go to work and go home. Just go home and
chill. I bet a lot of it is for work, though. Why
would you need to fly? I mean, we've proven the last couple of
years you basically work from home and do whatever. Well. I mean,
I have people in my family that fly every other every week, it seems,
and you have to get on a plane and fly to some other city
or country and then get this thing done and then come back. Okay,
what's so damned important about you that the people that are at the place that
you're going to really need you? There? Right, we're one click and
they we're right in front of me on the computer, face to face.
Yeah, it's crazy, but I need you on a a flying metal tile
and all, and I need to go all the way over the ocean.
Like most, most, if not all, meetings, in my opinion,
should just be emails and the remaining should be zoom. No, you can't.
I don't need I don't need to. I don't need to be in
a room with you. Bro. We need to press our palms together.
And shake. Yeah, you can't trust everyone to check their email. If
everyone would check their emails like they should, then that we could do with
them. No emails, fine, but if it's something large enough worthy of
plane travel, we could both acknowledge this is important. This meeting on video
is equal. Don't worry, Jim, I'll catch the Red Eye to New
York and I'll be there in the morning to solve these problems with the finances
in your Why why okay, de Winter, just hop on your lip your
laptop click click zoom or Microsoft Teams or whatever you use, and we'll just
look face to and I'll show you the document here and blah blah blah.
Move this over there. Crisis averted. You didn't need to fly to New
York. They're doing it because they want to. Is that it? Yes,
because the zoom call will cost us one dollar and you know, you
know, think about this, Think about when all of this crap went down
a couple of years ago, when everybody was having to work from home.
You know who was probably getting it the worst, or these guys that did
depend on travel a lot and their wives. Why do you need to go
to New York for the weekend? Or why do you need to fly?
Can't you just showed for two years that you can do your job just as
effectively from your computers from you. That's the thing is these guys are now
they're getting it from home because they look at these trips. Is you know,
yeah, I'll go do an hour worth of work and you know,
reconfigure some Excel spreadsheets and then I'm going to the strippy club. Yeah?
Is it all like everything else? It's so people can go have sex pretty
much, or look at sex. At least sex capage, Kevin sexcapades.
I don't think that's as common as people what sex capage. The rate of
sex capage has gone way down due to point you're out of your mind.
If anything, it's increased because porn gives you ideas that you may not have
had before you want to act them out in real life. It desensitizes you
to normal, healthy behaviors, and it thinks makes you think that I was
gonna make everyone's going to be cross eyed all the time. Yeah, that's
been a weird trend over the last year or two. We'll slap a Snapchat
emoji on there and right have your eyes go turn into Hypno Wheels is crazy
man. Anyway, I was going to make this my second story, but
I will now. I'm Kevin Well. Who's he? It's Mike, Yeah,
she's JJ, You're Danny we G Everyone's name right? Six to ten.
Yeah, we start the show every day at six am. For those
of you just tuning in for the first time that may have heard our promo.
Yeah, in the break that promoted to just do y'all know who Tissue
Campbell is? Is that Tevin Campbell and the spokesmodel type right, actress from
the television show Martin. No points awarded for Danny No. She did in
My Wife and Kids. Which one was that one? Is that one with
one of the Wayans brothers? Yeah? I remember that one. Yeah.
Well, she was going through her her father just passed away, and they
were going through and cleaning some stuff out, and there's a TV. It's
just big Instagram video. I didn't cut the audio because there's some cursing in.
It would have been tough at it just makes sense they're all laughing.
But her father had a an old VCR DVD television combo. You know where
it's the DVD's in just under the VCR and they're going through all this stuff
because he had just passed away. And the question I think that you have
to ask is, should you when you die, have a family member or
a friend who's in charge of cleaning out your porn stash? Because Tisha Campbell
actress Tisha Campbell's father did not have that person. Is she was going through
and finding all kinds of porno DVDs from her dead dad. And they're in
the video just laughing and they're looking at them all as he's got a white
hose with bros one or two the first one okay original? Yeah? Uh,
I mean look seventy six years old, right, so tough. You
should have someone, yeah, assigned for this of your same gender. What
is cash your guy? Yeah? Absolutely, he's your cleaner. It's basically
like some sort of like a family warrant where that other man in my case,
is allowed free reign and then just kind of like using his instincts,
just kind of stand in the room and know where it probably is. You
know, as we have that. Otherwise, you don't want your family going
through your stash and go and making fun of you for owning a copy of
Knotty Bookworms forty six uugh. But and then they assume that's the only thing
that you're into. Is whatever the theme is of these couple that you had
your hands on. You know. The thing is the stash though, is
another thing that will go by the wayside. Yeah, everything's digital now and
the stead, the porn stash is the equivalent to the audio CD. M
hm. Dude. When I was with the days, you know, I
was probably mid teens, right early teens. I know my mom's listening,
but my dad was a little still with us. But and okay, there's
because it's what you said, like, fine, if you move to the
digital world and you have a bunch of VHS tapes, do you just throw
them away or do you just keep in a box and you forget about him?
I don't know. You see if cash will digitize him for you,
Yeah, you get cash to digitize him. You enjoy the classics. But
my dad had a film read some film reels. Oh boy, there were
a porno yeah, and they call him stag films back in the day,
I guess. And he had a film player projector there you go. And
he's not like that old where I think it was almost maybe they were valuable
you know, or like collector's items. I really doubt my dad was plugging
in the projector and seriously having a time. And you imagine if that's what
it took nowadays, Okay, well, good grief, yes, how good,
we'd all be at projectors, yes, and utilizing alone time because it
does take some setup. Would be like Tarantino in there, just cutting and
clipping and quick wine with this hand with the monocle thing on. You're like,
all right, here we go. No, you turn into the George
Lucas of masturbation, like a hitchcock and then so to speak. But one
weekend, I think they went to a boat race up north or something,
so I had the place to myself. Oh no, So I'm like,
all right, I'm gonna get this projector cranked up. What are you doing?
And I fought, you know, you get the projector you're plugged in,
and get there because you could extend the reels and like, look really
close, but that's a naked girl. That's a booth, black and white
full bush. I mean, this was ancient stuff and they're only sort of
like dancing. It's almost like Egyptian theme, like I don't even know it
was hot hot. I don't even know what this was not even hot,
Like I had DVD's at the time, you know, like I could have
completed the process of the catch a whole lot easier with a complete waste of
time, but it was because it was so weird. I think it was
kind of hot. But I don't know how to operate this machinery. I
mean there's two reels, the one that's going and the other one's supposed to
catch it. There's the hot zone where the thing goes through. I mean,
I had no clue. So I finally get this thing plugged in and
I'm pointed at the wall, like you don't even know do I put the
protector right near the wall or way back here, so I got to pull
down screen and I had the thing finally works. Then it's all upside down,
and I think I definitely laid the projector sideways the other way. I'm
like, I finally got this thing going, and and then however, you
get it the right way up and you press play, and I don't know
the speed of it, and then it would go for like one second,
and then I would see the screen and I would just see the burn go
through the screen. No, yes, that's just torch burning bubbling through the
video. And then I would try to manually try to work the film and
then it would just kept burning through it and I'm just annihilating this film.
That may be a value, I have no idea. And that you're smelling
the burnt film too. It's just the biggest cluster. And then you you're
like done with this that you put it all back as now you've ruined the
entire footage and put it back and try to make it so no one was
here, no one saw this, no one ever touched this. The first
time you've ever admitted this on the radio, yeah, I think so.
Yeah, sorry Vida, Yeah, sorry Vida. And you never got caught,
not caught, like because I have the conversation. Well that's the thing,
because if your dad comes to you and is Mikey, did you melt
my pornos? I got melted, then he's admitting that he's got pornos.
Right, So it's kind of like this knowing I know what you did,
you little bastard. I'm telling you, I think they were like vintage,
and he just kept him for possible values. Yeah. I just imagine if
you had actually been successful in getting this venture up and running. It would
have been highly disappointing. It would have been like women swimming from the nineteen
twenties, and like long sleeved bathing suits. You were playing hard to find
at that age though this title field title women's swimming, Yeah, swimsuits racing
swimsuits nineteen thirty eight. Because dude, my dad in his boat shops,
they had all these dudes, and I would in the bathroom of the boat
shop, there's a stack of just Ye Naughty mag or the calendar from Playboy.
Definitely that they were all sharing, yeah with like the law thong that
goes all the way up their back in the eighties. Gosh, and I
remember going to the boat shop and spend some time in the bathroom, but
that was before I had any idea what to do with myself. I would
just look at him be like, I know, I like this, I
know I like this, but there's no act, right. I remember my
dad did the hammer on the door, but going on in there, he
knew what you were doing. Yeah, but I wasn't doing that, but
he knows that you were looking. Yeah, what else? But him and
his buddies are out there like hey watch you someone to crap out, he
goes giant water stubmachurds Oh, it's so different now, though very different different,
it's all there. That was enough today for this segment. That was
great, Thank you, Mike. We should do more segments like that one
like the last part. I didn't really like the first part. I like
the last yeah, because the first part was sad and playing. We don't
want sad stuff. I'll tell you it wasn't sad the Cowboys performance yesterday,
and that is why we will review our picks on Friday. We guessed what
would happen in this game, and I'll tell you someone was right about one
thing, or two things, or three