Welcome back to another episode of standup comedy for Kids. You gotta breach of
Zach the Zombies here, But first I did juke for you? Oh what
did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs? Okay, let's keep it going
for your community of the night. Let's give it up for Zack the Zombie.
Hey, everybody, I'm Zack the Zombie. You gonna be sharing some
jokes with you tonight. First up? Why did the zombie go to school
because he wanted to improve his dead chie vucation. What's a zombie's favorite treat
brain candy? So why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? Well,
because they prefer to eat the fingers separately. What's a zombie's favorite game,
Hide and go eat? What's a zombie's favorite fruit a blood orange? Why
did the zombie cross the road to heat the chicken on the other side.
What's a zombie's favorite room the living room? Fuck living? How do zombies
stay in shape? They do lots of dead lifts. What should you do
if a zombie comes through your front door? Run through the back door anyways.
What's a baby zombies favorite toy a daddy Bear? What does a zombie
call a brain freeze a frozen dinner. Why was the zombie sad because he
just wanted to be with zombody he loved. Do you know where most zombies
live? On dead end streets? I'm dead in street. What's a zombies'
favorite cheese? Zombie? Okay, everybody, that's been my time. I've
did Zack to zombie. I'll see you does on everybody? Okay, great
jab Zach Well, be sure to share this episode with all of your friends.
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