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Welcome back to another episode of standup
comedy for Kids. You gotta breach of

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Zach the Zombies here, But first
I did juke for you? Oh what

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did the evil chicken lay? Deviled
eggs? Okay, let's keep it going

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for your community of the night.
Let's give it up for Zack the Zombie.

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Hey, everybody, I'm Zack the
Zombie. You gonna be sharing some

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jokes with you tonight. First up? Why did the zombie go to school

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because he wanted to improve his dead
chie vucation. What's a zombie's favorite treat

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brain candy? So why don't zombies
eat popcorn with their fingers? Well,

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because they prefer to eat the fingers
separately. What's a zombie's favorite game,

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Hide and go eat? What's a
zombie's favorite fruit a blood orange? Why

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did the zombie cross the road to
heat the chicken on the other side.

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What's a zombie's favorite room the living
room? Fuck living? How do zombies

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stay in shape? They do lots
of dead lifts. What should you do

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if a zombie comes through your front
door? Run through the back door anyways.

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What's a baby zombies favorite toy a
daddy Bear? What does a zombie

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call a brain freeze a frozen dinner. Why was the zombie sad because he

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just wanted to be with zombody he
loved. Do you know where most zombies

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live? On dead end streets?
I'm dead in street. What's a zombies'

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favorite cheese? Zombie? Okay,
everybody, that's been my time. I've

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did Zack to zombie. I'll see
you does on everybody? Okay, great

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jab Zach Well, be sure to
share this episode with all of your friends.

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We'll be back next week with a
Brian new comedian and a brand new

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