The total path of totality. Yes, children cried in the streets and celebration
as some in Evansville slaughtered goats in honor of the sun god raw Dave Jennings
took the day off where you said his pictures looked like you had a great
time. How was it? Describe your experience in the path of totality.
It was awesome. It was cloudy here. I tried to talk myself out
of like for two straight weeks, and I thought, let's see, Scottsburg's
not that far. It's only going to be a minute and ten of totality.
I can back road it up there. Left home about ten to one,
was back by four and saw the total eclipse. Oh, it was
sunny. It was pretty incredible. It was pretty cool here too. Wasn't
total, Yes, it wasn't total, but he was boy, it was
close. Did he get dark? Yes? Yes, it's where were you?
I was working w q M F oh. I was playing the soundtrack
though. I played Eclipse from Pink Floyd. It was weird. I ran
that into black hole sun that made it black and then dark matter. That
last little slipper though when it goes away it's a huge difference. Yes,
So okay, okay, let me ask you this. How did you know
that you could actually because you sent us a picture you and Mark with glasses
on? Yeah, yeah, How did you know that you could trust these
damn things? Because everybody's glasses I saw were cardboard, And well I did
see my cousin Kevin Willis watched through his welding helmet. He's a welder.
Well that's that's that works. That's just the pickup chicks. But no,
but I'm just saying I would I would maybe trust that. I don't know
if I would trust a piece of cardboard with some film in it. Well,
and these were seven years old too, They're the ones from Highkinsville.
Okay, we heard, oh, somebody called yesterday and said we took calls
on this yesterday, and didn't the lady say that she was like these they
go bad. It's like, yeah, hey, why are you twitching around
in there? Dave? These were good? Only you only introduced you to
project your silf from oration two years mash and we didn't stare at it the
whole time, look at it for a couple of minutes, and put sunglasses
back on, just to check again. That's what I did. I stood
in the backyard and I looked at it for Jackie had a pair of glasses
and we looked. I looked at it for like ten or twelve seconds on.
That's pretty cool, I was. I saw about two fifty or so
and it looked like it was going to storm. It was pretty cool.
Did it get dark? Yes, I mean, like like Johnny explained to
him, when when you block the sun, it's not complete night time.
I mean, there's still that aura around it, but it is. It's
dark and cool. It's dark enough. Let me put it this way,
and I'll tell this little story on myself. It was dark enough that I
faked myself out and I woke up in a panic after my nap that I
take when I get off the air. I looked at I looked at the
clock and it was four o'clock and I panicked, and I thought that I
was late for work. Old people are funny. But I did get out
there in time to send you guys that cool eclipse picture I managed to get.
Yeah, yeah, right, it was good. I posted a picture
of the eclipse on MAYA. Yeah you did. I was. I was
surprised. Again. We've been. We've had a lot of fun making making
fun of it. Well, here's the thing, because I checked in on
Dave and I said, hey, man, just check it in. Did
you go or not? And he sent me the picture back and he just
said, but I'm just trying to figure out what the point of your picture
was. Though. It's like, look, what do Americans do? Is
there? Event? Yes? Can I tailgate? You know that's the question
people ask, can I tailgate? Well, yes, bring a tent and
some barbecue and let's go. So we got there four minutes before total.
Oh okay, so right two minutes after on the road. Yeah, yeah.
Mark said, you had a great plan because I thought you'd be stuck
in traffic for sure, not at all. So let me ask you that
we're more traffic. We heard from a trucker yesterday. He said that as
he was going down he saw parking lots where people were charging twenty thirty fifty
dollars was all. They reported on Way three that the parking lot down the
street from them was charging fifty dollars. So did you all have to pay
the park We ended up in a park sixth Street in Scottsburg. So before
you get to downtown, clean bathrooms, maybe sixty seventy people in the park,
Wow, park, the dinner chairs out. You did scot your location,
didn't you. Well, Dad, Dave's not going to go just normally.
Willie, like you and I, we'll just draw over five spot.
Who expect to traffic? Is only a Rolling Stones concert? Right? I
think it's this time was different because last time he was sort of advertised for
this one spot in Kentucky. Well, yeaheah, everybody had to go to
hopsits people right, Everybody's got to go there, right, So that's why
traffic jammed it. This one is spread across Kentucky. In Indiana, you
could pick your own spot, and it was wider. The path of totality
was wider than the narrow path of totality. So is this the last show?
Is this our last opportunity to to be able to say twenty path of
totality? The next one in the States is twenty forty four, and then
it'll be like northern Montana and Dakotas was the one in twenty seventeen total eclipse.
Yes, but there's one that's coming the year after, So twenty forty
five will be the next one that'll have the broad visibility so only women can
see it. I was surprised again, Like I said, we've had fun
coda jabbing, this kind of thing, but it's all ingest and we all
had got Yeah, but I was surprised how many people were crying really yeah
yeah, Like on TV they keep interviewing people and they were crying. I'm
not talking about kids, like adults were crying, going, this is emotional
and this is this is this is amazing. I'm so glad, I came
mm hmm, I'm glad I did it. Yeah, but I mean we
could have gotten into it looking for three or four minutes of total but I
thought, let's stay on the edge and get out of dodge. And uh
we did a good call. Okay. So uh, no aliens appeared,
no objects came out of the moon. Oh whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh contrarbonore. How do we know any of these didn't come down? Then
they hit us with some kind of forgetful laser beam. Yeah, the other
thing didn't happen. People thought the rapture might happen after this eclipse because there
were several earthquakes with an eclipse, and they said that read the Bible.
Mine, you don't read the Bible. It says earthquakes and then the eclipse.
That's the rapture. I kept on running and look at my wife clip.
The craziest thing I've the craziest thing I've seen come out of yesterday was
a twenty two year old woman in Florida went on a shooting spree on iten
and she's blamed it on the eclipse. Oh boy. She checked out of
her hotel yesterday and told the staff she was gonna go on a sh shooting
spree because she's sent by God, and nobody called the cops. Well they
did, but she hit two people, one in the neck and one grazed
one in the shoulder. Before they got her in custody, they had she
had an AR fifteen and a nine millimeter. Now the rapture is three things,
right, it's the earthquake and what was the other one? Eclipse?
Eclipse and Debbie Harry dies right. Well, you know I just saw her
performer Bourban Beyond. That's gonna happen anytime soon. Okay, good, okay,
so we're still here. It's still cracking me up. Yesterday I was
like, so if the rapture happens in Dwight. Are you gone? He
was like, Jerry's still out on. I thought that was so fun.
It's kind of it's kind of like Avengers endgame. We're all staring around to
see who's going to start disappear. The fingers are sna have? Does anybody
get the reference? What Avengers? I gotta watch these, I guess is
it Spider Man and stuff? It's all of them fighting one guy who's the
bad fingers. Stanos' belief is that if you eliminate half the population, then
life will be better for everyone else. So he's Bill Gates, Gates with
muscles? Is iron Man in? Yes? Because Okay, that's weird.
I was doing show prep this morning and I saw where what's the guy's name,
Robert Jr? Yeah, he said he's He said, yeah, I'm
I'm opening to iron Man again. I said, who wouldn't be there?
Honest said, even though he was killed off. I'm like, what they
killed off? I start. I wasn't gonna say anything about that. There's
no point watching the damn things now how it gets there? He's just like
more you know, successful people that have played that role. What five times
a right, yeah, because he did three Iron Man and two of the
Avengers and The Avengers ten times, and he's done cameos and some of the
other so he said, kill me off. He said, kill me off.
I'm about done with this. I'll move on to something else. But
guess what, something else is never going to be as big as your Iron
Man got, hees he and he got his Best Supporting Actor Academy Award for
Oppenheimer. So now he can go. But everything else has been sort of
a failure. So whoever the director is or producer of The Avengers, because
Robert Downey Junior said, you know, I'm open to play an iron Man
again, he goes, well, that's not gonna happen. His response was,
well, the house always wins, and I'm the house. Yeah.
But the guy that plays Captain America, he also died in the last episode
and or went away. He went away and decided to age. He got
snucked off. Now that actor is done. That's a ghost reference. It's
a ghost reference. Now what you think it is. Oh, that's right,
thank you? Actually, four boy, here we go, all right.
So last night basketball time in America the National Championship between Yukon they did
play not much of a game. It was a game for about fifteen minutes,
ten to fifteen minutes, and then Yukon just said, yeah, we're
about done playing with you. They may perdue, per don't. Oh no,
that's a dollar out bit perdue. That's a two dollars joke, right
there. Take two dollars out. I gotta tell you, I think it
feels better to lose by fifteen than it is to fight, fight, fight,
and then the last second they hit a shot and you lose, I
think to paint, yes, exactly. You weren't in the game. You
weren't in the game. You weren't winning that game anyway. That's spoken like
somebody whose team lost by about fifteen. They lost by fifteen in the national
title game, and they were number two or number one the entire season,
and Yukon is just that damn good. Yeah, they're dominant, and their
coach is kind of a prick. So he's kind of whiny too. He's
a whiney kind of prick. So does the coach come to U University Kentucky,
he said, He said after the game, he laughed when asked if
he was going to be back at Yukon. He was like no, he
was like, what you know, basically laughing to say, once you ask
my wife that question, because that's not happening, and that's still a big
message. But like I said on Tony Cruise's show, all these guys are
liars. They will lie right to your face and then be on a plane
to Tennessee tomorrow. It doesn't matter right. Well, the latest is is
Cali Pari has not even talked to Mitch Barnhart yet to let him know what's
going on. He has talked to officials within the athletic department, but not
the athletic director. How much were you on social media yesterday, Sir Dwight
me, yes, did you see Cali Peri? Dave. I didn't get
to hear the audio because I was in a meeting and I was scrawling through
the faith book. I'm glad you were paying attention to the meeting, okay,
but to I. Never Why did they even invite me to these damn?
I mean it's obvious I'm not paying attention. Man, I should like
the show. Well, yeah, like the show, but okay, but
here's why I saw. I didn't get to crack the audio because I was
in a meeting. I saw Cali Perry and the title was like, he
puts the reporter in his place while he's walking his dog. Is that what
you're talking about? Yes, his place, but he was pushing a stroller.
Pushing a stroller, so he has a stroller, but the dog is
behind him. It's like fifteen pep. It's a little small, okay,
shizu yeap dog? Yeah? Yeah, so uh but there is. It's
the weirdest thing in the world. So the whole day is Caliperry's leaving for
Arkansas. This is a done deal. They're starting to look for a new
coach, and he just he's supposed to have a meeting with his players at
two. That's canceled. And then he pops out of his house walking his
dog. And by the way, Dave, the one day day we need
Arkansas, you're gone. Every time we said arcas, every time we said
arcas always kind of hung our heads and a tear would come out. I
would the one day and then and then was it Bradshaw's going into the portal.
Yeah, a bunch of the players already jumping. So yesterday early I
thought I was going to enter a portal, but the make up for him.
Baby. So what did he say to the reporter? He just like,
no, no, no comment. He goes, you won't say anything
to the fans, and he said, no, no comment. I'm just
walking my dog, just walking my dog. And it's surreal because only Caliperi
will come out of his house and walk his dog in downtown media. Absolutely
wow. It's to go outside and walk by the window and say hi to
Tony. It's that move. It's that exact kind of troll move right there.
All right, I think the others from Okay, so we'll keep you
up if there was some sort of press conference or announcement from Arkansas or the
University of Supposedly the Arkansas Bord of Regents is meeting today to finalize this deal
for Caliperire Arkansas Board of Regents. Dave I had a great joke, but
ask Carl if he would be able to do the joke of the day to
day in order of the honor of yesterday. Oh oh wow, oh thank
you Carl, your headphones of the day with uh Carl Carl, Wow Carl,
Carl, Carl, Carl. Okay, you guys are ready, Yes,
Carl are you ready? Hey, hey, man, that's not cool.
Gender fluid me. Okay, mm hmm, okay, yeah, that's
right, Carl, Wow, all right. We grow hair Indie dot Yeah,
fantastic. I had to go with my brother in laws Chris Scott Young's
last night, and he said, he diagnosed me. Look, I got
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Sure you, but that's not the point. I was wearing a hat.
He said, well, you wearing a hat for I said, because I
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Stick around, going to find out what our money's doing. And then uh
Seeman Johnny with news at the bottom of the hour News ready to wait forty
whas when we find out whether old Caliperi is going to Arkansas, we'll let
you know. No word yet, beg you Carl Texas Police. Hang on
all right, you can, yes, I am hang on. And by
the way, so what's next in Louisville eclipses over? Uh, thunder is
next? And then everybody Derby Okay, okay, now I'm ready, Thank
you Derby, and then Derby one fifty stop? What skipped one? What
der thundery? Thunder? I said, thunder you were pouring your stupid drink.
Let mean, let me do this. Thunder over Louisville Merby Eve jam
with Dwight, I'm sorry, special guest, saxon Hi, riahy and it's
a co headliner. And then the next Saturday you watch horses running in a
circle. Who how many people do you think if I sent you out to
the corner of fourth and we need to we didn't sitners or somebody and do
that and say name me one Saxon song. And see how before somebody says
motorcycle Man or any song, we gotta do that. Yes, we're gonna
do it with Austin. We're gonna make Austin. Yes, yes, right.
Maybe you can wear a sign like Bruce Willison that way and the one
of the things that says the Saxon song don't miss Saxon and you're ryah heap,
it's Tony Dwighton Daves Merby e Jam April twenty eighth. Wait, wait,
what's this? Oh? Here we go baby, Yes, this is
new stuff. Man. What's having such a good day? Madame Guillotine.
That's right, Marie Ann Tooinette. Listen, listen in he talks about Marie
Ane Tooinette. Here in a seconds like poetry, it really is. Wait
till you hear this songbird voice, did you mesten, Mary Anne? It's
like poetry. This music will be listening to five minue years from No,
listen, you can keep McCartney and lenen And you got nibs and Biff Jaggs.
It's nibble it. It's nibble it. No, it is nibs,
Dave, It's nibs and Biff. He actually got a ride. You're trying
to throw you off and I almost been. Hey, wait you can keep
Richard's and Jagger. Listen to this, Here we go that's the chorus.
Okay, can we can we move on? That's a great song, great
super that's off the new records. Hell Up, Hell, Fire and down
Heart Please? What do you do? Texas police have arrested fifty six year
old Consuelo Mario deal bell d A L b O. I'm sure you Diablo
the devil, don't there's no eye. Yeah, they've arrested Consuelo and her
eighteen year old daughter is a Bella. What did that do? What do
I don't know? They've been traveled across the country giving illegal butt injections a
bam, but injections illegal but illegal but injections or butt injections? What's the
band? No, you can't do butt injections? No, you can't.
No, I don't think so. Okay, what the hell is the butt
injection? There's nothing wrong with that, judging I gave your wife. Shut
up? Man, What the hell is you with you that? Man?
Jeez? Trying to do a story, dude, We are the most respected
journalists in the city. Can you say crap like that. Thank you?
What is a butt injection? Oh God, God, let me look up,
Dave. I want okay, here we go. Listen, everybody you
sell down as a butt injections. You're going around giving illegal butt injections for
six thousand dollars is to make your rear end look more plump. Okay,
okay, eat a little more. Mine goes straight to my five. Dave.
Uh, here's the problem. I just googled it, so now I'm
gonna get a bunch of ads for But it's just literally a needle in your
butt. And I guess it's the pop stuff. Look, it's just needle.
They're putting needle in the butt. I guess it plumps your butt.
What is it like insulation phone or something? Those women are trying to get
a smaller butts. I like a big but what he talks to Cardassians?
No, listen, man, non surgical butt lifts, that's what it is.
There's your band name. Okay, hang on, let's pause this story.
There's more to the story. But I gotta get that in oh what
was it? Not surgical butt lifts? They always show pictures of ones that
have gone wrong. Oh man, I started watching I like train wreck shows
like you know, My thousand Pounds Sister and crap like that. I started
watching one on plastic surgery. I talked about it on here before. Yeah
you did. Almost every single episode there's some peak face girl, yeah,
pig face girl. But almost almost every episode there's somebody whose butt job went
wrong. I'm looking at one right now, and it does so on one
cheek is up and the other one is down. So I don't know how
it works. I don't know how it's lifting your butt cheek. Let's get
some duck. I have a follow up butt story, you too, Okay,
okay, really, welcome to the treehouse. I wonder if people ever
turn on has and go that's obviously Walter Conkine. I don't know. But
what did they do? So they were okay, So Consuela, Consuelo and
Isabella they were traveling across the country giving illegal butt injections for six thousand dollars.
Cop says that the duo were planning to inject an unlabeled brown liquid into
the ass of a customer on Wednesday. Oh that's the opposite, isn't it.
Get that Get the dunt, dunt, dumb machine or is it to
Oh no, I got it? Okay. They were traveling around the nation
giving illegal butt injections, but pun intended Wednesday. The customer ended up being
an undercover police officer. That's right, I'm sorry. Six thousand dollars illegal?
What is legal cost? Oh? Problems for that? Are you kidding
me? A nice legal butt job? That's I guess you want to get
town? Yeah? Right, hey, have you got a butt job?
Five? Uh? Thanks for that. The customer ended up being an undercover
cop. The mother and daughter but enhancement team also reportedly gave the undercover officer
a Xanax to relax them before the illegal procedure. Both have been charged with
unlawfully practiced in medicine without a license, and the mom was also hit with
charge of giving a delivering a controlled substance even after the rest. Consuelo says,
I do what I do out of love, She said, do do
God? Do what I do out of Lovewell went on to say, she
does it from her heart. It's not about the money. It's because our
clients really need it. And that's what it's all about. What it's all
about, all right? The newest trend got I say one thing though,
if you do ever get a butt job, it's not gonna hurt a bit
because they numb it first. There's one on the board, cracking us up.
One on the board. The newest trend has been dominated new fashion trend
has been dominated by plumbers for decades. Yeah, butt cleavage is what they're
calling. Butt cleavage is the newest trend in fashion. No, yes,
I'll hope for women, not for gods. So it's mostly women in the
photos. Okay, I'm with it. How much you show of your butt
crack is up to you. So it's like cleavage, Like how much cleavage
do you show on your boobs? The butt cleavage is the same thing.
Some of them show almost all of your butt crack, as in the butt
cleavage. When is this hitting the streets. I'm already hitting the streets already.
So remember the old days in the nineties, it was like they would
wear jeans solo that the thong would pop up or you could see the tramp
stamp right. Well, this now the jeans would be cut in a v
there, so you would see at least four inches of the top of the
butt crack. Better walk up and stick a quarter in it. Swipe no,
swib a credit card, credit card. This machine ripped me on.
Swipe a credit card right down. That's what That's what I do with strippers.
Hey, I don't have any money. I mean, let me just
swipe this. You don't know any strippers anymore? Heck no, I don't
thank you seven days now. So, but cleavage is the newest thing.
Look forward, say I heard I heard that on the Tony and Dwight Show.
I'm cut. Cleavage is back. But I'm kind of for that,
right, I mean it depends on the butt. Well, here's the thing
that usually gets adopted by like there'll be a fashion never mind, I wist
stop myself right there. Yeah, let's do Oh good job, look at
you self editing live on the air. Good boy, you get a cheating
good boy, good boy, take your butt. Uh listen, before I
get to the next story, I want to invite everybody out come out Friday.
Uh, we're gonna do another free lunch Friday at the Fireplace. The
hog Fathers are going to be cooking up those guys, Mal and Scott,
the hog Fathers. They're just incredible to free lunch Friday. And by the
way, because of our schedules. We're not going to be able to do
as many this year, so this might be the last one for a few
months. Come on out. We'll try to send some food back to you
days. Okay, it's not our fault because the damn food runs out.
Got the hog Father's cook We are so popular in Middletown. Has nothing to
dow with us. It's the hog Father's trying in the fireplace to connect the
dots. Well, guys, I want you to meet Tony Pirano. Wow,
how's just this? Yeah? He is from Well, I don't see
gender so admirable. I'll say this non gender specific person is from Decatur,
Illinois. Well it does. I want to say. He's a man.
He's a man with some serious lower body strength. On April fifth, he
set out to break the record for the most squats in a twenty four hour
period. It just sounds painful. Why I hate squats? Why when Manami
Jones, when we get to the squatting part, I want to pull the
fire alarm or fake an injury. I hate him. Start at five am.
That's when he commenced to squatting for a full day and ended up shattering
the previous record he took someone's house. Yes, previous record was one thousand
squats in twenty four hours. Does that sound like a lot of It sounds
low to me? How many thousand and twenty four hours sounds really low?
Right? At some point you max out and your muscles won't work. Well,
it's your entire body mass or your upper body mass. It's a lot
of weight. It's like eighty something an hour. And what is a true
squat like you got like you gotta go parallel? Is your butt parallel to
the I don't know what the Carla nor could tell us what how much weight?
Huh? How much weight? No? No, just no weight?
Squat body weights? Okay, well, what if this guy had illegal butt
injections and they're so large butts ben advantaged? I bet you you couldn't do
one hundred squads? You don't think I could do a hundred squads? No
in a day? No, just like in the show. So I can't
do before the show's over. I gotta work. I've got Manami today.
I'm not gonna go in there with weak legs. No Jones, Manami Jones,
dude's her If she thinks she could do one hundred squads. I'll text
Manami and I'll say, do you think I'm capable of? How? What
period of time? Hour? I could do? One hundred an hour?
Are you kidding me? Oh? I think so, you think so?
But a thousand seems low. Anyway, he shattered the record, shattered,
it shatted, shattered, the record of doing of a thousand squats in twenty
four hours. What do you think his number was? It's pretty impressive,
fifteen hundred, twenty six thousand, one hundred of them. So nobody,
basically guess nobody tried right right, twenty six twenty six thousand. Here's how
he had to. Here's what he did. It's more than one thousand an
hour. Here's what he did to accomplish it. He he forced him.
Yeah, no, he took a thirty second break every twenty two Scott squats.
Uh. Well, first of all, he didn't take his medication.
It doesn't make him crazy. Then he did the twenty sixteen. He did
do it for a good cause though. He did it for the Marion County
Horizon Center, which how does that raise money? Which provides resources for adults
with mental disabilities. I don't know if it's so much about the money as
it is the awareness about the organization. I'm sorry now that I made the
medication joke. You could have led with that dude, Well he did twenty
six thousand squats. What are you crazy? Actually? Yes, yeah,
actually yes, goods for the Marion County Horizon. And all my friends are
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