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The total path of totality. Yes, children cried in the streets and celebration

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as some in Evansville slaughtered goats in
honor of the sun god raw Dave Jennings

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took the day off where you said
his pictures looked like you had a great

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time. How was it? Describe
your experience in the path of totality.

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It was awesome. It was cloudy
here. I tried to talk myself out

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of like for two straight weeks,
and I thought, let's see, Scottsburg's

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not that far. It's only going
to be a minute and ten of totality.

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I can back road it up there. Left home about ten to one,

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was back by four and saw the
total eclipse. Oh, it was

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sunny. It was pretty incredible.
It was pretty cool here too. Wasn't

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total, Yes, it wasn't total, but he was boy, it was

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close. Did he get dark?
Yes? Yes, it's where were you?

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I was working w q M F
oh. I was playing the soundtrack

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though. I played Eclipse from Pink
Floyd. It was weird. I ran

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that into black hole sun that made
it black and then dark matter. That

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last little slipper though when it goes
away it's a huge difference. Yes,

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So okay, okay, let me
ask you this. How did you know

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that you could actually because you sent
us a picture you and Mark with glasses

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on? Yeah, yeah, How
did you know that you could trust these

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damn things? Because everybody's glasses I
saw were cardboard, And well I did

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see my cousin Kevin Willis watched through
his welding helmet. He's a welder.

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Well that's that's that works. That's
just the pickup chicks. But no,

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but I'm just saying I would I
would maybe trust that. I don't know

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if I would trust a piece of
cardboard with some film in it. Well,

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and these were seven years old too, They're the ones from Highkinsville.

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Okay, we heard, oh,
somebody called yesterday and said we took calls

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on this yesterday, and didn't the
lady say that she was like these they

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go bad. It's like, yeah, hey, why are you twitching around

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in there? Dave? These were
good? Only you only introduced you to

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project your silf from oration two years
mash and we didn't stare at it the

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whole time, look at it for
a couple of minutes, and put sunglasses

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back on, just to check again. That's what I did. I stood

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in the backyard and I looked at
it for Jackie had a pair of glasses

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and we looked. I looked at
it for like ten or twelve seconds on.

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That's pretty cool, I was.
I saw about two fifty or so

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and it looked like it was going
to storm. It was pretty cool.

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Did it get dark? Yes,
I mean, like like Johnny explained to

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him, when when you block the
sun, it's not complete night time.

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I mean, there's still that aura
around it, but it is. It's

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dark and cool. It's dark enough. Let me put it this way,

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and I'll tell this little story on
myself. It was dark enough that I

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faked myself out and I woke up
in a panic after my nap that I

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take when I get off the air. I looked at I looked at the

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clock and it was four o'clock and
I panicked, and I thought that I

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was late for work. Old people
are funny. But I did get out

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there in time to send you guys
that cool eclipse picture I managed to get.

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Yeah, yeah, right, it
was good. I posted a picture

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of the eclipse on MAYA. Yeah
you did. I was. I was

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surprised. Again. We've been.
We've had a lot of fun making making

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fun of it. Well, here's
the thing, because I checked in on

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Dave and I said, hey,
man, just check it in. Did

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you go or not? And he
sent me the picture back and he just

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said, but I'm just trying to
figure out what the point of your picture

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was. Though. It's like,
look, what do Americans do? Is

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there? Event? Yes? Can
I tailgate? You know that's the question

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people ask, can I tailgate?
Well, yes, bring a tent and

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some barbecue and let's go. So
we got there four minutes before total.

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Oh okay, so right two minutes
after on the road. Yeah, yeah.

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Mark said, you had a great
plan because I thought you'd be stuck

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in traffic for sure, not at
all. So let me ask you that

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we're more traffic. We heard from
a trucker yesterday. He said that as

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he was going down he saw parking
lots where people were charging twenty thirty fifty

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dollars was all. They reported on
Way three that the parking lot down the

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street from them was charging fifty dollars. So did you all have to pay

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the park We ended up in a
park sixth Street in Scottsburg. So before

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you get to downtown, clean bathrooms, maybe sixty seventy people in the park,

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Wow, park, the dinner chairs
out. You did scot your location,

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didn't you. Well, Dad,
Dave's not going to go just normally.

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Willie, like you and I,
we'll just draw over five spot.

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Who expect to traffic? Is only
a Rolling Stones concert? Right? I

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think it's this time was different because
last time he was sort of advertised for

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this one spot in Kentucky. Well, yeaheah, everybody had to go to

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hopsits people right, Everybody's got to
go there, right, So that's why

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traffic jammed it. This one is
spread across Kentucky. In Indiana, you

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could pick your own spot, and
it was wider. The path of totality

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was wider than the narrow path of
totality. So is this the last show?

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Is this our last opportunity to to
be able to say twenty path of

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totality? The next one in the
States is twenty forty four, and then

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it'll be like northern Montana and Dakotas
was the one in twenty seventeen total eclipse.

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Yes, but there's one that's coming
the year after, So twenty forty

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five will be the next one that'll
have the broad visibility so only women can

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see it. I was surprised again, Like I said, we've had fun

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coda jabbing, this kind of thing, but it's all ingest and we all

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had got Yeah, but I was
surprised how many people were crying really yeah

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yeah, Like on TV they keep
interviewing people and they were crying. I'm

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not talking about kids, like adults
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and this is this is this is
amazing. I'm so glad, I came

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mm hmm, I'm glad I did
it. Yeah, but I mean we

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could have gotten into it looking for
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thought, let's stay on the edge
and get out of dodge. And uh

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we did a good call. Okay. So uh, no aliens appeared,

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no objects came out of the moon. Oh whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Oh contrarbonore. How do we know
any of these didn't come down? Then

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they hit us with some kind of
forgetful laser beam. Yeah, the other

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thing didn't happen. People thought the
rapture might happen after this eclipse because there

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were several earthquakes with an eclipse,
and they said that read the Bible.

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Mine, you don't read the Bible. It says earthquakes and then the eclipse.

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That's the rapture. I kept on
running and look at my wife clip.

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The craziest thing I've the craziest thing
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a twenty two year old woman in
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and she's blamed it on the eclipse. Oh boy. She checked out of

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her hotel yesterday and told the staff
she was gonna go on a sh shooting

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spree because she's sent by God,
and nobody called the cops. Well they

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did, but she hit two people, one in the neck and one grazed

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one in the shoulder. Before they
got her in custody, they had she

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had an AR fifteen and a nine
millimeter. Now the rapture is three things,

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right, it's the earthquake and what
was the other one? Eclipse?

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Eclipse and Debbie Harry dies right.
Well, you know I just saw her

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performer Bourban Beyond. That's gonna happen
anytime soon. Okay, good, okay,

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so we're still here. It's still
cracking me up. Yesterday I was

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like, so if the rapture happens
in Dwight. Are you gone? He

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was like, Jerry's still out on. I thought that was so fun.

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It's kind of it's kind of like
Avengers endgame. We're all staring around to

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see who's going to start disappear.
The fingers are sna have? Does anybody

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get the reference? What Avengers?
I gotta watch these, I guess is

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it Spider Man and stuff? It's
all of them fighting one guy who's the

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bad fingers. Stanos' belief is that
if you eliminate half the population, then

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life will be better for everyone else. So he's Bill Gates, Gates with

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muscles? Is iron Man in?
Yes? Because Okay, that's weird.

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I was doing show prep this morning
and I saw where what's the guy's name,

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Robert Jr? Yeah, he said
he's He said, yeah, I'm

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I'm opening to iron Man again.
I said, who wouldn't be there?

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Honest said, even though he was
killed off. I'm like, what they

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killed off? I start. I
wasn't gonna say anything about that. There's

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no point watching the damn things now
how it gets there? He's just like

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more you know, successful people that
have played that role. What five times

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a right, yeah, because he
did three Iron Man and two of the

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Avengers and The Avengers ten times,
and he's done cameos and some of the

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other so he said, kill me
off. He said, kill me off.

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I'm about done with this. I'll
move on to something else. But

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guess what, something else is never
going to be as big as your Iron

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Man got, hees he and he
got his Best Supporting Actor Academy Award for

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Oppenheimer. So now he can go. But everything else has been sort of

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a failure. So whoever the director
is or producer of The Avengers, because

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Robert Downey Junior said, you know, I'm open to play an iron Man

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again, he goes, well,
that's not gonna happen. His response was,

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well, the house always wins,
and I'm the house. Yeah.

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But the guy that plays Captain America, he also died in the last episode

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and or went away. He went
away and decided to age. He got

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snucked off. Now that actor is
done. That's a ghost reference. It's

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a ghost reference. Now what you
think it is. Oh, that's right,

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thank you? Actually, four boy, here we go, all right.

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So last night basketball time in America
the National Championship between Yukon they did

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play not much of a game.
It was a game for about fifteen minutes,

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ten to fifteen minutes, and then
Yukon just said, yeah, we're

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about done playing with you. They
may perdue, per don't. Oh no,

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that's a dollar out bit perdue.
That's a two dollars joke, right

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there. Take two dollars out.
I gotta tell you, I think it

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feels better to lose by fifteen than
it is to fight, fight, fight,

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and then the last second they hit
a shot and you lose, I

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think to paint, yes, exactly. You weren't in the game. You

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weren't in the game. You weren't
winning that game anyway. That's spoken like

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somebody whose team lost by about fifteen. They lost by fifteen in the national

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title game, and they were number
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and Yukon is just that damn good. Yeah, they're dominant, and their

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coach is kind of a prick.
So he's kind of whiny too. He's

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a whiney kind of prick. So
does the coach come to U University Kentucky,

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he said, He said after the
game, he laughed when asked if

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he was going to be back at
Yukon. He was like no, he

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was like, what you know,
basically laughing to say, once you ask

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my wife that question, because that's
not happening, and that's still a big

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message. But like I said on
Tony Cruise's show, all these guys are

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liars. They will lie right to
your face and then be on a plane

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to Tennessee tomorrow. It doesn't matter
right. Well, the latest is is

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Cali Pari has not even talked to
Mitch Barnhart yet to let him know what's

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going on. He has talked to
officials within the athletic department, but not

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the athletic director. How much were
you on social media yesterday, Sir Dwight

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me, yes, did you see
Cali Peri? Dave. I didn't get

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to hear the audio because I was
in a meeting and I was scrawling through

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the faith book. I'm glad you
were paying attention to the meeting, okay,

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but to I. Never Why did
they even invite me to these damn?

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I mean it's obvious I'm not paying
attention. Man, I should like

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the show. Well, yeah,
like the show, but okay, but

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here's why I saw. I didn't
get to crack the audio because I was

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in a meeting. I saw Cali
Perry and the title was like, he

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puts the reporter in his place while
he's walking his dog. Is that what

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you're talking about? Yes, his
place, but he was pushing a stroller.

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Pushing a stroller, so he has
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behind him. It's like fifteen pep. It's a little small, okay,

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shizu yeap dog? Yeah? Yeah, so uh but there is. It's

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the weirdest thing in the world.
So the whole day is Caliperry's leaving for

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Arkansas. This is a done deal. They're starting to look for a new

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coach, and he just he's supposed
to have a meeting with his players at

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two. That's canceled. And then
he pops out of his house walking his

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dog. And by the way,
Dave, the one day day we need

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Arkansas, you're gone. Every time
we said arcas, every time we said

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arcas always kind of hung our heads
and a tear would come out. I

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would the one day and then and
then was it Bradshaw's going into the portal.

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Yeah, a bunch of the players
already jumping. So yesterday early I

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thought I was going to enter a
portal, but the make up for him.

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Baby. So what did he say
to the reporter? He just like,

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no, no, no comment.
He goes, you won't say anything

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to the fans, and he said, no, no comment. I'm just

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walking my dog, just walking my
dog. And it's surreal because only Caliperi

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will come out of his house and
walk his dog in downtown media. Absolutely

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wow. It's to go outside and
walk by the window and say hi to

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Tony. It's that move. It's
that exact kind of troll move right there.

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All right, I think the others
from Okay, so we'll keep you

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up if there was some sort of
press conference or announcement from Arkansas or the

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University of Supposedly the Arkansas Bord of
Regents is meeting today to finalize this deal

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for Caliperire Arkansas Board of Regents.
Dave I had a great joke, but

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ask Carl if he would be able
to do the joke of the day to

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Stick around, going to find out
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Seeman Johnny with news at the bottom
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whas when we find out whether old
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you know. No word yet,
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the way, so what's next in
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next? And then everybody Derby Okay, okay, now I'm ready, Thank

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you Derby, and then Derby one
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der thundery? Thunder? I said, thunder you were pouring your stupid drink.

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Let mean, let me do this. Thunder over Louisville Merby Eve jam

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with Dwight, I'm sorry, special
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a co headliner. And then the
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circle. Who how many people do
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the corner of fourth and we need
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that and say name me one Saxon
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motorcycle Man or any song, we
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do it with Austin. We're gonna
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Maybe you can wear a sign like
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of the things that says the Saxon
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it's Tony Dwighton Daves Merby e Jam
April twenty eighth. Wait, wait,

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what's this? Oh? Here we
go baby, Yes, this is

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new stuff. Man. What's having
such a good day? Madame Guillotine.

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That's right, Marie Ann Tooinette.
Listen, listen in he talks about Marie

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Ane Tooinette. Here in a seconds
like poetry, it really is. Wait

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till you hear this songbird voice,
did you mesten, Mary Anne? It's

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like poetry. This music will be
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listen, you can keep McCartney and
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It's nibble it. It's nibble it. No, it is nibs,

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Dave, It's nibs and Biff.
He actually got a ride. You're trying

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to throw you off and I almost
been. Hey, wait you can keep

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Richard's and Jagger. Listen to this, Here we go that's the chorus.

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Okay, can we can we move
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super that's off the new records.
Hell Up, Hell, Fire and down

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Heart Please? What do you do? Texas police have arrested fifty six year

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old Consuelo Mario deal bell d A
L b O. I'm sure you Diablo

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the devil, don't there's no eye. Yeah, they've arrested Consuelo and her

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eighteen year old daughter is a Bella. What did that do? What do

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I don't know? They've been traveled
across the country giving illegal butt injections a

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bam, but injections illegal but illegal
but injections or butt injections? What's the

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band? No, you can't do
butt injections? No, you can't.

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No, I don't think so.
Okay, what the hell is the butt

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injection? There's nothing wrong with that, judging I gave your wife. Shut

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up? Man, What the hell
is you with you that? Man?

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Jeez? Trying to do a story, dude, We are the most respected

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journalists in the city. Can you
say crap like that. Thank you?

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What is a butt injection? Oh
God, God, let me look up,

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Dave. I want okay, here
we go. Listen, everybody you

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sell down as a butt injections.
You're going around giving illegal butt injections for

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six thousand dollars is to make your
rear end look more plump. Okay,

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okay, eat a little more.
Mine goes straight to my five. Dave.

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Uh, here's the problem. I
just googled it, so now I'm

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gonna get a bunch of ads for
But it's just literally a needle in your

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butt. And I guess it's the
pop stuff. Look, it's just needle.

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They're putting needle in the butt.
I guess it plumps your butt.

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What is it like insulation phone or
something? Those women are trying to get

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a smaller butts. I like a
big but what he talks to Cardassians?

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No, listen, man, non
surgical butt lifts, that's what it is.

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There's your band name. Okay,
hang on, let's pause this story.

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There's more to the story. But
I gotta get that in oh what

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was it? Not surgical butt lifts? They always show pictures of ones that

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have gone wrong. Oh man,
I started watching I like train wreck shows

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like you know, My thousand Pounds
Sister and crap like that. I started

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watching one on plastic surgery. I
talked about it on here before. Yeah

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you did. Almost every single episode
there's some peak face girl, yeah,

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pig face girl. But almost almost
every episode there's somebody whose butt job went

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wrong. I'm looking at one right
now, and it does so on one

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cheek is up and the other one
is down. So I don't know how

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it works. I don't know how
it's lifting your butt cheek. Let's get

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some duck. I have a follow
up butt story, you too, Okay,

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okay, really, welcome to the
treehouse. I wonder if people ever

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turn on has and go that's obviously
Walter Conkine. I don't know. But

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what did they do? So they
were okay, So Consuela, Consuelo and

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Isabella they were traveling across the country
giving illegal butt injections for six thousand dollars.

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Cop says that the duo were planning
to inject an unlabeled brown liquid into

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the ass of a customer on Wednesday. Oh that's the opposite, isn't it.

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Get that Get the dunt, dunt, dumb machine or is it to

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Oh no, I got it?
Okay. They were traveling around the nation

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giving illegal butt injections, but pun
intended Wednesday. The customer ended up being

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an undercover police officer. That's right, I'm sorry. Six thousand dollars illegal?

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What is legal cost? Oh?
Problems for that? Are you kidding

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me? A nice legal butt job? That's I guess you want to get

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town? Yeah? Right, hey, have you got a butt job?

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Five? Uh? Thanks for that. The customer ended up being an undercover

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cop. The mother and daughter but
enhancement team also reportedly gave the undercover officer

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a Xanax to relax them before the
illegal procedure. Both have been charged with

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unlawfully practiced in medicine without a license, and the mom was also hit with

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charge of giving a delivering a controlled
substance even after the rest. Consuelo says,

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I do what I do out of
love, She said, do do

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God? Do what I do out
of Lovewell went on to say, she

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does it from her heart. It's
not about the money. It's because our

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clients really need it. And that's
what it's all about. What it's all

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about, all right? The newest
trend got I say one thing though,

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if you do ever get a butt
job, it's not gonna hurt a bit

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because they numb it first. There's
one on the board, cracking us up.

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One on the board. The newest
trend has been dominated new fashion trend

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has been dominated by plumbers for decades. Yeah, butt cleavage is what they're

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calling. Butt cleavage is the newest
trend in fashion. No, yes,

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I'll hope for women, not for
gods. So it's mostly women in the

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photos. Okay, I'm with it. How much you show of your butt

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crack is up to you. So
it's like cleavage, Like how much cleavage

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do you show on your boobs?
The butt cleavage is the same thing.

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Some of them show almost all of
your butt crack, as in the butt

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cleavage. When is this hitting the
streets. I'm already hitting the streets already.

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So remember the old days in the
nineties, it was like they would

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wear jeans solo that the thong would
pop up or you could see the tramp

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stamp right. Well, this now
the jeans would be cut in a v

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there, so you would see at
least four inches of the top of the

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butt crack. Better walk up and
stick a quarter in it. Swipe no,

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swib a credit card, credit card. This machine ripped me on.

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Swipe a credit card right down.
That's what That's what I do with strippers.

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Hey, I don't have any money. I mean, let me just

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swipe this. You don't know any
strippers anymore? Heck no, I don't

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thank you seven days now. So, but cleavage is the newest thing.

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Look forward, say I heard I
heard that on the Tony and Dwight Show.

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I'm cut. Cleavage is back.
But I'm kind of for that,

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right, I mean it depends on
the butt. Well, here's the thing

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that usually gets adopted by like there'll
be a fashion never mind, I wist

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stop myself right there. Yeah,
let's do Oh good job, look at

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you self editing live on the air. Good boy, you get a cheating

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good boy, good boy, take
your butt. Uh listen, before I

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get to the next story, I
want to invite everybody out come out Friday.

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Uh, we're gonna do another free
lunch Friday at the Fireplace. The

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hog Fathers are going to be cooking
up those guys, Mal and Scott,

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the hog Fathers. They're just incredible
to free lunch Friday. And by the

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way, because of our schedules.
We're not going to be able to do

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as many this year, so this
might be the last one for a few

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months. Come on out. We'll
try to send some food back to you

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days. Okay, it's not our
fault because the damn food runs out.

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Got the hog Father's cook We are
so popular in Middletown. Has nothing to

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dow with us. It's the hog
Father's trying in the fireplace to connect the

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dots. Well, guys, I
want you to meet Tony Pirano. Wow,

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how's just this? Yeah? He
is from Well, I don't see

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gender so admirable. I'll say this
non gender specific person is from Decatur,

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Illinois. Well it does. I
want to say. He's a man.

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He's a man with some serious lower
body strength. On April fifth, he

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set out to break the record for
the most squats in a twenty four hour

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period. It just sounds painful.
Why I hate squats? Why when Manami

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Jones, when we get to the
squatting part, I want to pull the

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fire alarm or fake an injury.
I hate him. Start at five am.

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That's when he commenced to squatting for
a full day and ended up shattering

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the previous record he took someone's house. Yes, previous record was one thousand

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squats in twenty four hours. Does
that sound like a lot of It sounds

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low to me? How many thousand
and twenty four hours sounds really low?

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Right? At some point you max
out and your muscles won't work. Well,

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it's your entire body mass or your
upper body mass. It's a lot

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of weight. It's like eighty something
an hour. And what is a true

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squat like you got like you gotta
go parallel? Is your butt parallel to

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the I don't know what the Carla
nor could tell us what how much weight?

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Huh? How much weight? No? No, just no weight?

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Squat body weights? Okay, well, what if this guy had illegal butt

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injections and they're so large butts ben
advantaged? I bet you you couldn't do

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one hundred squads? You don't think
I could do a hundred squads? No

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in a day? No, just
like in the show. So I can't

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do before the show's over. I
gotta work. I've got Manami today.

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I'm not gonna go in there with
weak legs. No Jones, Manami Jones,

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dude's her If she thinks she could
do one hundred squads. I'll text

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Manami and I'll say, do you
think I'm capable of? How? What

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period of time? Hour? I
could do? One hundred an hour?

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Are you kidding me? Oh?
I think so, you think so?

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But a thousand seems low. Anyway, he shattered the record, shattered,

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it shatted, shattered, the record
of doing of a thousand squats in twenty

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four hours. What do you think
his number was? It's pretty impressive,

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fifteen hundred, twenty six thousand,
one hundred of them. So nobody,

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basically guess nobody tried right right,
twenty six twenty six thousand. Here's how

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he had to. Here's what he
did. It's more than one thousand an

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hour. Here's what he did to
accomplish it. He he forced him.

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Yeah, no, he took a
thirty second break every twenty two Scott squats.

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Uh. Well, first of all, he didn't take his medication.

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It doesn't make him crazy. Then
he did the twenty sixteen. He did

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do it for a good cause though. He did it for the Marion County

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Horizon Center, which how does that
raise money? Which provides resources for adults

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with mental disabilities. I don't know
if it's so much about the money as

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it is the awareness about the organization. I'm sorry now that I made the

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medication joke. You could have led
with that dude, Well he did twenty

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six thousand squats. What are you
crazy? Actually? Yes, yeah,

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actually yes, goods for the Marion
County Horizon. And all my friends are

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too, all right, Hey,
listen, listen talking about squats in the

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gym's guy? Guys? Are all
your friends? What's the show with Michael

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The movie with Michael Keaton where he
takes them the ball game? Yes,

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God's funny movie classic. Uh,
listen, guys, If you're getting less

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gains in the gym, but you're
getting more gains right here, maybe you

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got the little fatty fat fat you're
a fatty fat. No, I'm not

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saying, you are saying with your
eyes. Man, guys, if you're

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getting less gains in the gym,
but you're more gains around the waist,

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maybe when you get home, are
you going straight to the couch kind of

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dozing in and out, or even
worse, you're going to bed. I

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used to go home and go straight
to the couch some nights, go straight

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to bed. My life was miserable
on the weekends. All I wanted to

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do was sleep, and of course
I was getting flabby and the sex drive

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was low. That's when I started
on testosterone. It was twelve years ago,

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and I'm never going back to the
way that I used to feel.

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I want you to take the low
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maybe a minute and a half to
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appointment with Try Statement's Health. Here's
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nine dollars, but it's well worth
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go over your blood results with you
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medical professional. Right then and there, you can make your decision, an

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educated decision, if testosterone treatment,
hormone replacement therapy is right for you.

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Boy, it was right for me. I highly recommend try Statements. Go

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to try statements health dot com.
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