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Made a decision. I'll face sunny
sad on. I had a vision.

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So what's up, everybody, it's
for crying out loud. We got a

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special guest in studio. Very exciting
show. Now this is just like an

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ad on. Yes, somebody dropped
by. It's a holiday day. We're

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recording, so we brought a family
member in a very bipopular demand. I'm

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a family member, Yes you are, you're my son. Pay squad,

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it's Xander Taylor. Everybody that's right, Wait, really Xander Taylor. Yeah,

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from the son of Duran Duran John
Taylor. Yep, Hixander, Hey,

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what's up? What's up? Thanks
for coming in, Thanks for clearing

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your schedule world to come in today. Yeah, we really appreciately busy.

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I had to fit this in.
So we asked Sander if he wanted to,

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like say hi to our people.
Yeah, he's gonna do his best

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not to butcher it, go for
it. Go all right, here's the

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squad we got. Oh my god, what's the first. I'm just gonna

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call you Rachel newcomer because I heard
I heard them say that. That's fine.

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Randy nay Aimes was up? Was
that Lori Gory May Oh my god,

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Nikki, what's your last name?
Nicki Collier Collier? Yeah, Ashley

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she chic, Ashley chic, Chic
is fucked. She she has fucked.

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Leslie Acosta, right, Jacob Crowley, yep da, Bassett's bass close enough.

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That's good. It's okay. You
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all right, Hero? Yeah,
everybody, he everyone knows you except

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for me. Yeah, nice to
meet you, Hero. Elizabeth Williamson.

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That would be really embarrassing if I
got that wrong. She has a lot

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of kids. Yeah, she has
a lot of kids. Athena insured Polly,

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Polly Butterfield. Yeah, it's a
cool name. Yeah, Vali Valerie

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Bub I'm just called I'm calling you
Valerie Bub. That's right. Katrina said

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her name, Katina mo Moler Yeah, all right, all right, just

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do your best. There's a lot
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you're doing great. Gabrielle, all
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Gabby fun, Gabby Fonseca, Hey, Missy Schaeffer. Is Sean.

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I'm just gonna call you is Sean. He knows who we all know you,

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Shan even I know you. Rebecca
Lubin Kelly Bryant, she's so cute.

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I'm gonna take your word for it. Kelly Brant, she's your aunt,

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She'll take you to him. But
I like this name. You're ready

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for this? Alicia Escalante very good
m M. And then Leslie Leslie wyke

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Off, very good. Yeah.
And then Sarah Stefano she's my kiss.

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Oh my god. Jennifer falls.
Yeah, she falls all the time.

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For stopped falling. Christy Sandra Green, I bet you don't fall as much

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as Jennifer. Chris the stroop.
It's telling me to say you make me

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on a stroop. Don't even know
what that means. And I'm sorry,

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Christa Stephanie Stinker Wrinker, Yes,
yes, what good job. Welcome everybody?

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Yeah, su what's up, so
Xander? I got some questions?

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You're ready? Yeah? I got
some answers. You're very funny. Do

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you think you get your humor from
your mom or your dad? Because your

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dad I hung out with over the
weekend and he's pretty funny too, Are

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you sure? Yeah? I'm positive
he was cracking us up. We're here

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between me and that's funnier. M. I think Peepo's really funny. He

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doesn't want to answer that. Okay, guys, I can't. I can't

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answer mom. What what is it? Another question? What is it like

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having a celebrity? Mom? Is
it? Is it annoying when like people

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come up to you and want like
they want a picture with her and get

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autographs and stuff like that. No, it's only when they go to find

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her instagram. Oh like, okay, y'all, okay, take a breather.

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I've had to clean out my instagram. Oh really, I am aunt

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Sadie. They're both. They just
get embarrassed by stuff because you know we

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in your instagram. If you go
all the way back on my instagram and

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can tell a lot of pictures of
them when they were living, Oh you

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didn't like that, Well, it
was told her to take those down.

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I told her to take them down. Look, I'm a I'm a teen.

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I can't have I can't have my
people seeing those pictures. Your squad,

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my squad, and I have to
be like, Okay, my mom

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has a transgender profile picture just because
she's an ally. She's an ally.

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Yeah, you mean to like the
people that, like, I haven't told

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yet. I'm like, guys,
there's nothing wrong with being in la it's

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Pride month now, well not anymore. It's like July. What, Yeah,

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it's about to be July fourth.
Guys, there's even an American flag

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in here. I feel so patriotic
right now. Yeah. So, I

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mean I'm an ally, but I
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my family. It's mostly me.
I'm pretty narcissistic self centers. You let

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your do you take pictures with your
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Sonny lets me, but Natalian no, I can never take a selfie

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with her. I mean, mom
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ask to take photos. Oh,
I'll take pictures with you, mom,

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right. I In fact, I
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other day, but I would I
know better than to even say, like,

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can I post this on my Facebook? Because I know he'd be like

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probably not right? But I and
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I take a group photo, like
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to show and put sure all of
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say like, and I can usually
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to all the fans. Mom doesn't
take great photos? What that doesn't surprise

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me, doesn't surprise anyone. Sander, we're old, we're not good at

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like selfies, and I mean that's
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so oh, I'd say he's a
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he likes, he likes, he
likes cameras. Yeah, Sanders good at

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a lot of things. Yes,
I've I've heard, yes, and pretty

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talented. I am fascinated the fact
that you taught yourself how to play guitar

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basic guitar. Yeah, off of
YouTube. So you just picked it up

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and started like looking at videos and
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originally, well, let's be real, Sadie wanted to play guitar. So

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you were like, so do I. So we got you guys an acoustic

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guitar. Yeah, and then it
sat around for a while and then what

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happened And Dad had said this was
during COVID, and Dad had said,

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I'll get you guys lessons and then
you take it from here. Okay,

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So Duran, Duran bought a guitar
during COVID. You'll call him like John

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from durand right, Yeah, okay, so he bought he bought a like

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acoustic guitar. Also, Mom,
I had been wanting to play for like

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a long time. It wasn't just
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since he but I've been asking Dad. So he got a guitar for me

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and Sadie to learn. He wanted
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lessons or like online colasses and stuff, it just doesn't really, it doesn't.

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It doesn't. It didn't seem that
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me up on this one lesson and
it was trying to teach me how to

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play. Mary had a little lamb
on one string, and I was like,

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no, we're not We're not doing
this to I want to shred Okay,

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shredding is not Mary had a little
lamb. So you did the one

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lesson though. I did the one
lesson and it got me nowhere. Okay.

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So you basically said I don't want
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just I just said I didn't want
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didn't love it. So I just
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twenty or like twenty twenty, yeah, right, And so at first I

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was just I was kind of into
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was doing like YouTube videos and stuff, learning how to play. Like I

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remember I learned this one song it
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Star Was Born, which was fun
watches a dove and if you guys can't

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tell, I also take singing lessons. Yes I love that song. Well

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no no no no no no,
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um, yeah, so I did
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I was just learning songs. So
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play, and then I think I
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learn like some really simple songs at
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you taught me Country Roads? But
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and you're like, hey, I
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So? Did it teach you literally
literally teach you like the chords? Yeah,

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so I like looked up YouTube.
It was in it had to tell

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me, okay, so put this
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me how to play chords. And
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every like no matter what difficulty.
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play these chords. This is how
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order and suddenly you're playing country roads
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fun. So I did a few
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did like Heather by Conan Gray,
which was fun. I'm trying to remember

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some other ones. I don't remember
them all. Okay, uh, honestly,

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there's not much to it. It's
like I think when you did some

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food Fighters you did yes, yeahs
that you did Everlong ya Hello, Yeah,

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I played Everlong. I played monkey
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wow, you played monkey right,
played monkey Wrench. It's really fun.

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So no, no, no,
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no no no. Wah, my
god, we should be a duo,

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I know. Jeez. Yes,
I could be the singer with you too.

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Hey, keep going. My name
is Zander. I'm on a podcast.

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What rhymes of podcast? Word?
Dropped the mic? Wait? I

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can't drop the mic. It's attached
to a table. Yeah. Hey,

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that's my mom. She's wearing green. Wow. That's great. This was

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some This is some talent right here. All right? So then, so

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you did you how did you know
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gotten really good at guitar. I
was just feeling bold. I was like,

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hey, this song looks hard,
let me try it, and then

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it was really difficult, and then
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like, hey, I can play
it. That's so crazy. That's it

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must have been very satisfying once you
get it right. Yeah, it was.

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I guess it was like I started
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bit too early, so it was
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but then as I just kept on
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less difficult until they were all like
pretty easy. And then I went onto

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some like more difficult songs. I
do a lot of food fighters. I'm

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amazing, but it's a great quick
break. Yeah, okay, we're back.

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Now. What about the improv classes
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like you're very you could be very
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and yes and yeah and sleigh.
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did you, like, were people
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Xander did is doing the one that's for

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fourteen to eighteen year olds. Right, what Natalia did was a drop in

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class and it's open for ten to
eighteen, So you're going to get a

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bunch of younger kids because they do
ten to thirteen year olds and then fourteen

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to eight eighteen year olds, right
right, So but in the with the

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drop in, it's all of those
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Xanders is he's going to be on
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I was. I'm definitely one of
the youngest because they're all they're all

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like sophomores. Well, it's kind
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so like I'm an incoming sophomore,
they're all incoming juniors. But so I

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actually like being on the younger side. Yeah, of this class, it's

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pretty fun. We're all like,
it's not like there's any ten year olds

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there. I mean, we're all
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because I feel like we're all on
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just, yeah, I really enjoy
the Groundlings classes. I think they're super

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fun. They sound fun, and
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it, like the keep going.
I think you would be great. Thank

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you. Yeah, Now we don't
say the name of your school, but

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I would love for us to talk
about I don't know if other parents out

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there I think a lot of kids. I know that Xander has had,

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you know, maybe some frustrations with
like making friends and finding like kind of

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his tribe, you know. But
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do with like we've changed schools a
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sort of the pros and cons of
going to a small school. Yeah,

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okay, so I definitely say I'm
just a negative guy. I'm gonna start

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with the cons first, So I'd
say, like the definite cons is,

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like there's not a lot of friend
options. So like, like you said,

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it's like pretty dang hard to make
friends when there are forty five kids

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in the freshman class. It's crazy. And I'm a social butterfly, and

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there just weren't I couldn't flap my
wings very much. There weren't very many.

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There weren't a lot of people that
were like my speed there, I

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guess. And then I did end
up finding some people like beginning of year,

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but then shit hit the fan,
and like drama started out of nowhere,

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and then suddenly like those people aren't
as close, and it's like I'm

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constantly trying to like find some new
people to hang out with. Yeah,

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it's pretty difficult. And this is
the school you're at now, yes,

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okay, and it's it's it's like
a performing arts school. No, no,

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it's a it's an academic school.
Yeah, it just happens to have

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a lot of arts of your kids
there. Yeah, it's like a college

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prep school. But there's a lot
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an art school to me, Like
it's actually that's something that I really like

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about my school. Like there's a
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a lot of really cool things about
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program thing, and then there's like
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I mean the dance team is not
that good. Not to cull anyone out,

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but like you have compared to a
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all those things. You have like
school newspaper that you want to work on.

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music lab, which is like a

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whole performing arts It's like, yeah, people can either bring in their own

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instruments, but they provide a ton
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and it's really cool. It does
sound like a performing art school. Yeah,

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it's super fun. I mean,
I love the music Lab program.

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I mean there's I normally really love
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hard when you're a freshman because like
me and my friend Alec, Me and

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my friend Alec, we were the
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overall it was like really fun because
you get to be really creative and there's

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a lot of times where you could
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could just jam, and then there's
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this like concert type thing that we
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where we all get into groups and
like form songs and perform them in like

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kind of like a club. It's
like it's like a kind of club for

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Mattie thing where it's like there's like
a set list in everything, and it's

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like it's really fun. That's really
cool, And you guys have to come

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up with your own songs or do
you go do you cover songs? It's

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a lot of covers. Yeah,
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want to do their own songs and
that's okay, good for that, good

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for them. The rock stars of
this generation, yeah, I mean they

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have that, and then they have
theater and he was doing some cool stuff

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in theater and he did this monologue
that I really wanted to post online because

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it was so did a monologue,
really, yeah, I did a monologue.

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It is really fun from what I
don't even know. It's like not

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from It wasn't from like any type
of movie. It was just like one

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that people write. I guess.
It was this monologue and it was I

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am like this Karen who's like following
It's like, I'm this Karen who's like

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following around this lady because she threw
a bag of trash onto like the four

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or five and I'm like chasing them
to like it's it's really funny. Really,

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My favorite part about it was that
I got to target some rand.

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It was like a showcase we were
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random person to be like the lady
and the Red Prius who I'm arguing with

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pre us. Yeah, it's the
whole thing was it started with hey,

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you lady in the Red Prius.
Like it was really funny. But I

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got to target my teacher, like
my history teacher, and he's normally really

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strict, so it's really funny because
I was just like yelling at him,

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and I was like getting really close
to his face and like going, wow,

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that's so cool. It's really funny. I love that. Yeah,

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And I just don't feel like,
I mean, because whenever he's having just

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a hard time with school and you
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so, but and I would,
I would change his school if that's what

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he wanted. But the one school
that he would want to change too doesn't

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have any spots. There's a very
long waiting list and other things. I'm

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like, I don't know how you're
gonna right. He's kind of a big

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fish in a small part now,
right, and then you go to be

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a small fish in a big pond, which has its benefits for sure.

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And I wouldn't tell him no if
that's what he wanted. But we can't

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get into that school right now.
So you would be okay going to another

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school without Sadie, I'm not.
I mean, we've never done that,

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right, So I mean, I'm
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I mean we don't. I mean, I wouldn't say we see each other

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too much, like at the school
we go to right now, I mean,

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we don't really hang out at lunch
and we kind of hang out with

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our respective people. But I mean, I haven't really thought about it.

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I mean, I think i'd try
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feel when we're actually at separate schools. And what about the other school you

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were at? It was a big
school, right, How did you feel

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about that middle school? Yeah?
Yeah, I don't care if you say

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the name of it, because you're
not there anymore. Okay, I like

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it. Or that's the one you
started a month into eighth grade? Yes,

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okay, and Elbie went there,
right, No, oh, so

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they were at the school called Valley
Charter, which is a charter school,

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small school. This is where I
used to complain about the school, and

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people would be like, send your
kids to a bigger school. But they

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but when it came to middle school, they didn't want to go to a

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bigger school. They wanted to stay
at a small school. So we stayed

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at a small school. It didn't
work out. Moved them to another small

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school because of because COVID happened and
the school they were at really was sucking.

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I remember to this other small school
then that wasn't then then that school

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because sometimes the nature of very small
schools is the people that are running those

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schools. When when the head person
the principal quit and was like wanted to

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stay home with her baby, and
then the assistant principal had already quit too,

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and she was They were both like
they were the reason the school was

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great. So then it was like
all these changes and they hired really basic

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teachers and so and then Xanders and
then we call your friend Lylewile Crocodile,

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but we call them so Lyle Lyle
Crocodile moved schools and Xander was like,

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I want to go to school with
le Crocodile. So we moved and that's

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when we went to this big school
and then what happened. Okay, So

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I'd say, okay, so there's
I'd say, it's kind of like a

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complete flip of how I feel about
the school I'm at now because I think

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the social parts of can I say
the name, yeah that one? Yeah?

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Okay, So I'd say, like
the social I went to Portola,

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Like the social parts of it I
thought were better because it was like a

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really big school with a lot of
different options. So it was like if

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I didn't really want to hang up
with this friend group anymore, there was

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like other people I could hang out
with, and I didn't feel I didn't

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feel like too much, like I
didn't have people to hang out with at

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that school. The things I didn't
like were like the academics and stuff.

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I really disliked a lot of my
teachers. Yeah, mister Zippity Duda,

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mister Zippity Dooda. Oh my god, the nightmares, nightmare nightmares about that

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guy. And then I was so
close. I was so close to not

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having this science teacher because she retired, like she like I was her last

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year. Then she retired, but
like really didn't like her. It was

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really difficult to figure out how to
like do well on her tests and stuff.

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So I was failing them a lot
until I started, like, you

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remember that, mom, Like I
kept failing those tests even though I was

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like, I'm studying everything. She
made him do a test like his first

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or second day at school. I
remember that they and then she was giving

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him a hard time about it and
how would he know anything that you've been

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teaching, right, I remember that, Yeah, And then it was just

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crazy. I'd be like going home
crying because I'd be like, how I've

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studied so much of what you told
me to How am I supposed to do

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well on these tests? Until I
just like figured out that there's a lot

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of the stuff she didn't tell us
to study is what was actually on the

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test. Suddenly I'm getting like ninety
and one hundred percent on this freaking test.

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And wasn't one of the teachers really
mean to say d two? Was

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it the math teacher or oh?
Yeah, yeah? And then I had

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yes, the math teacher was That
was when I had to write an email,

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right, I had to. And
then when we had the five oh

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four plan meeting and oh yeah,
lying in the meeting and telling me things

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about how that was. You remember
he was mister Zippity Duda was lying do

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you remember the story and saying that
you guys hardly had any homework, And

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I was like the homework and it
was like sixty problems doesn't sound like a

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lot, but like the problems he
was giving they were all like these long.

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It was it was it was gonna
take like, yeah, it was

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a lot. It was so much. Yeah, it was just you have

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like one after another. I don't
think you had. I think you have

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like one teacher you liked. Yeah, I loved her. That's terrible.

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It's so because Italian Sonny, they've
had teachers that they like, they don't

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like this year. I think every
teacher she has she loves, and it's

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made a huge difference in her grades. She ended the school year, both

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of them with a's and b's because
these teachers and this girl, they just

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happened to get this one grade there, and they've been told like once you

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get to you know, junior years, it's that all the teachers are great

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and they like Natalie's like, mom, how when am I ever interested in

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American history? Like? You know? She sits and she listens. She

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they engaged and makes such a big
difference when you have a good teacher that

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loves their job versus somebody that's been
there forever and is just collecting a paycheck.

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You know. I mean, I
crushed it anyway. So, yes,

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you're I think you're a good student, right, Xander. Do you

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want to go off to college?
Of course I want to go off to

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college. Good for you, thank
you, Yeah, keep it up.

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Any ideas of where you want to
go? No idea? Nah, what

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do you want to do when you
grow up? Do you know? That's

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a great question. The two things, like ideally like the two kind of

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fields. I'm looking at either comedy
or music, That's what I'm I mean,

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something something like snl oh really fun
for me. I know it's like

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very hard to reach and I get
I get that. So I'm just hoping

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to do like something that I love, like comedy or music. Well i'll

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tell you at your age, if
you stick with the comedy at the at

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the groundlings and you keep going,
I mean, sky's a limit for you.

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So um, in school, in
like English class, they had to

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do this project. And it's just
kind of funny because I sort of relate

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to this myself. But he wanted
to write. They had to pick something

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or they could write or you could
do write a song or you could do

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which one is this? Because we
had like three this is the thing that

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you won all he won it.
So remember so he had they had to

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write. It was about technology.
Yeah, it was about like AI and

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so we were my English My English
teacher has an interesting curriculum. She likes

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to teach things that sometimes don't always
relate to English. So we had like

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this whole we were learning about like
chat, GVT and stuff like that.

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So we had this. We had
this kind of creative project where we just

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had to do something relating like that
relates to AI in any way. So

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it was like we could write a
story. We could, we could.

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It was like a lot of writing. We could write a song or anything.

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Did you use the AI chat thing
to just write it for you?

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Nope? Thank god. So Zander
was trying to brainstorm what he wanted to

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write, and I told him he
should write something funny because he's really funny

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writer. So and he was like, oh, I don't know, like

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and then remember then we okay.
So there's this book called It's It's Do

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you remember Plants versus Zombies the whole
thing? Yea, yeah, remember that

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plants versus Zombies. There was a
book that was called like Crazy Dave,

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Crazy Dave's Guide to like Zombie what
to do if there's a zombie Apocalypse.

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It's like how to survive a zombie
apocalypse. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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something like that. So there was
it was a really funny book that we

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used to all read when the kids
were younger, and it's just just a

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funny, like our sense of camer
So I told Xander, like, maybe

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you could write something like that.
But about like how to tell like a

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guide if there was if like robots
start like taking over or yeah. Good.

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So he wrote this thing and he
read it to me, and it

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was so crazy funny. I was
laughing out loud. I think I came

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in and told you about it.
Yeah, Xander wrote this thing and I

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was genuinely laughing out loud, like
if an adult wrote it was. It

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was making me laugh. And then
he was like, I don't know,

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like what people are going to think, and then tell us how, So

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how did the so they had to
vote on? Yeah, so it was

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like it was mostly it was mostly
stories. So I guess my English teacher

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printed out all of the stories and
then we read them and then gave them

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a ranking. We read them and
so none of them had names on.

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Yeah, it was a pseudonym things, okay, so it was like anonymous

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and then we read them all then
gave them rankings like one through five.

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Yeah, my kids did this at
one point, I think, yeah.

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Yeah, and then we like narrowed
it down to maybe like top three,

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and then we did it again for
then other class right yeah, yeah,

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so we did it. We did
for all the classes and then just like

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narrowed it down to like the top
ones in every class, then ranked it

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again until we just got one winner. Wow, and Gractually he was like,

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oh, I don't think people liked
it. Somebody was making fun of

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me. Someone someone was making there's
always yes, that's what I told him.

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I was like, oh, I
mean it's not funny because somebody,

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he said, he's so easily player
hating him. Sorry, but he's like

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somebody was like, oh, this
one's like middling, right. He was

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like, one, that's ridiculous,
and then he wore them. Yeah,

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oh that's awesome, thank you.
Hey, let's take another quick break.

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I wanted to ask Xander, um
I thought this would be good about some

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like scandals like things that we you
and I don't really know, Lynette,

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because we're an old mom, yes
we are. I mean we're not that

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we're old for moms, but we're
like we're older, we're moms, so

407
00:30:19,839 --> 00:30:26,119
we're not teenagers. I'm a mom. Why am I being left out?

408
00:30:26,599 --> 00:30:30,839
Remember when you would when you and
Albie and Sadie were being like when you

409
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:36,200
and Albie especially were being Christian moms. Really we had this, we had

410
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:40,240
this whole group chat like it was
me Elbie, Sadie. We had this

411
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,920
whole group chat and it was just
like the Christian mom group chat. Mom

412
00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:47,799
when you were looking at my phone
yesterday seeing that, like Stacy was texting

413
00:30:47,839 --> 00:30:52,559
me, that's Albie's Christian mom name. Really yeah, So then Sadie's Flora

414
00:30:52,680 --> 00:31:00,880
like the contemporary Christian mom, and
then I'm Christa a great name. Yeah,

415
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,559
we had this whole We had this
whole group chat going on where we

416
00:31:03,599 --> 00:31:07,039
couldn't go out of characters and we
just mean all these plots like going out

417
00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:11,559
for like Sunday brunch and stuff.
Oh my god, the three of you,

418
00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:15,400
how cute. It was so funny. That's hilarious. Some of the

419
00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:18,200
jokes, like I don't even remember. This wasn't like twenty twenty one,

420
00:31:18,839 --> 00:31:22,440
So you guys went to brunch?
Did you go to after church? Yeah,

421
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,039
we can see. Let me see
if I still had this. I

422
00:31:26,079 --> 00:31:32,079
think it was just called Christian mom
chat. They were all like freaking out

423
00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:37,400
because didn't one of them think their
child was gay? Because we're not homophobic,

424
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,799
guys, player, this is your
character. Yeah I forgot who,

425
00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:45,880
but one of us was like,
really, one of us thought our one

426
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,200
of our sons was gay, and
we're like freaking, freaking out, freaking

427
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,920
and then we would use like the
crying laughing emojis and like the wine emojis,

428
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:59,319
wine class emojis constantly. That's funny, that's funny. But I wanted

429
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,720
you to exp playing something because um, Lynnette and Calin might not even know

430
00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:06,200
about this, But so do you
do? You know who? You know

431
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:13,000
who? Miranda Sings is? Right? Really I don't either. What ye

432
00:32:13,319 --> 00:32:15,960
should we make Caylyn play a little
bit of like a Miranda Sings video.

433
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:22,480
Sure, we'll about explain it to
people, probably probably. I mean basically,

434
00:32:22,519 --> 00:32:29,480
Miranda Sings was she was just like
this big YouTuber like like for for

435
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:34,839
when my age like when my age
group was like younger. She was huge

436
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:38,640
on huge, Okay, she she
was like she was like a memorable part

437
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:43,839
of the childhood of a lot of
people my age. So she was like

438
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,559
this huge figure Miranda Sings. And
so Miranda Sings, you can play like

439
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:51,599
a moment of a old Miranda Sings
video. I got a hook in that.

440
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,880
It's gonna take me a minute.
Okay, never mind, it's okay,

441
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:58,640
no mine, I'll just explain it. Miranda Sings, So she was

442
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,319
this character like this pretty she she
this pretty annoying character, like it was

443
00:33:02,319 --> 00:33:07,279
supposed to be annoying. And then
the person behind Miranda Sings her name was

444
00:33:07,799 --> 00:33:12,279
Colleen Ballinger. She was like the
person play I'm explaining this too much.

445
00:33:12,319 --> 00:33:15,400
She was like the person playing Miranda
Sings, and Miranda Sings is like has

446
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:21,480
a really terrible singing voice. Colleen
has a pretty singing voice, but Miranda

447
00:33:21,559 --> 00:33:24,480
Sings is like, think she's a
really good singer about she? How old

448
00:33:24,519 --> 00:33:31,440
are these girls? Miranda ak Colleen
now is like thirty six. She was

449
00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:36,880
probably like late twenties, early thirties, okay watching her got it? Okay?

450
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:39,279
Yeah, so she was go on
tour. I remember Julie Kayson took

451
00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:44,480
like her girls Miranda things and it
was like a huge deal. She wrote

452
00:33:44,519 --> 00:33:47,160
a book that we bought. Wow. Okay. She also had a Netflix

453
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:52,519
show called Hater's Back Off. Oh
okay, yeah I forgot about that.

454
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,920
Okay, So she was this big
she started on YouTube. She was like

455
00:33:55,960 --> 00:34:04,200
this big character. But now there's
like this big drama. Why is this

456
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,159
happening with every giant YouTuber? It
just turns out there all scumbags. Basically,

457
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:15,559
she is under a lot of grooming
allegations. What. So I'm like

458
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:20,119
not an expert on this. I'm
just like watching TikTok and YouTube. Yeah

459
00:34:20,119 --> 00:34:23,000
That's where I'm getting my source from. But okay, so she first of

460
00:34:23,079 --> 00:34:29,159
all, she's just done things like
truck. She like went into her fans,

461
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:34,760
like underaged fans group chats like trauma
dump about her divorce what and then

462
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,679
yeah, oh I didn't even know
that one. Yeah, she went she

463
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,639
had a bunch of group chats with
like her young fans where she would like

464
00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:47,440
go to like trauma dump on them
about her divorce with this other YouTuber and

465
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:52,880
then she would make like inappropriate jokes
and stuff. She sent this one thirteen

466
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:59,880
year old like used underwear on on
some live video. She made a law

467
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:05,880
fans. Her tour things were like
interactive, and she made a bunch of

468
00:35:06,159 --> 00:35:09,800
young fans really uncomfortable on the stage. Are you kidding? What's wrong with

469
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,360
this girl? What is wrong with
her? I know? But so that's

470
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:20,920
really dark. But the big thing
right now that's making this so different is

471
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,000
that she made a response, like
like the famous apology videos, she made

472
00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:31,639
this apology quote quote. I'm quoting
apology video because there was no apology,

473
00:35:32,039 --> 00:35:38,199
but she didn't talk. She sang
it was Holly, it wasn't Miranda,

474
00:35:38,199 --> 00:35:44,360
it was Colleen. She went onto
like the there's two separate channels. There's

475
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,480
like the Colleen channel on the Miranda
channel. She went on the Colleen one,

476
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:52,519
just sat there looking moby for a
second, brought out her ukulele.

477
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:57,239
Hey guys, it's Colleen. You
haven't seen my face for a while.

478
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,559
I've just been dealing with her.
And then she just starts singing this song

479
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:09,480
called toxic Toxic gossip Train. What
the hell where she's not apologizing. It's

480
00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:14,800
like a mix between she's saying it's
all lies, but she she's like not

481
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,280
apologizing. She's saying, like all
of this is a lie. She's like,

482
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:22,360
I'm taking accountability, but none of
this is true, and I'm riding

483
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:28,280
the toxic gossip train. But didn't
she actually say I've I've changed my behavior,

484
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,559
Like she did cop to the fact
that she had to have been doing

485
00:36:30,639 --> 00:36:35,840
something, because she's like, I'm
taking accountability and I've changed my behavior and

486
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,639
I've liked my saying everything is God. She's saying everything. She's like,

487
00:36:38,679 --> 00:36:44,679
I've changed my behavior, but everything's
a lie. Oh my, like good.

488
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,360
And then she was like trying to
play the victim for most of it.

489
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:52,559
Like she the way she wrote this
entire song, like she she wrote

490
00:36:52,559 --> 00:36:55,679
this whole song with a chorus and
even there was a bridge in there.

491
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:00,320
She did some improv. She was
ready. You know, it wasn't just

492
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:05,760
one take. You know, she
had to like reds. It was she

493
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,360
had like her whole lighting set up
and stuff. I don't know, I

494
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,679
don't know what was going through her
head, like, but she just had

495
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,840
this whole song toxic Gossip Train.
Some of the lines were like time me

496
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:22,599
to the tracks and harass me from
my past. Wow, Like it was

497
00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:29,440
like it was insane. It was
like buy buy a ticket to the toxic

498
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:35,079
gossip train. Or it's like spreading
misinformation and stuff. But you, I

499
00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:38,079
think what you're you really have to
understand is just how famous Miranda sings.

500
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:44,039
Yeah, like all of our listeners, every most people know, like immediately

501
00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:49,760
a huge scandal out there right now? Wow? And then did she get

502
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,639
like arrested or anything for this?
No, there's no maybe nothing yet.

503
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:00,199
I mean it was I mean being
canceled. That's like augh, that's the

504
00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:02,280
tough subject. Because of course no
one's gonna like her, but she's still

505
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:07,239
gonna be making money. So she's
really like canceled. Yeah right right,

506
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:10,519
But then again, is she she's
not even that popular anymore anyway, right

507
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:15,639
or is she? I mean she's
she is like on a decline, like

508
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:21,599
no one really look, people more
know her from like the past, but

509
00:38:21,679 --> 00:38:27,559
she still has like a platform like
ten point seven million subscribers on YouTube still

510
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:36,440
wow my god. And then she
has like a bunch on TikTok and Instagram.

511
00:38:36,519 --> 00:38:38,360
It's and then she has like two
channels she has, like the Colleen

512
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:43,719
one and the Miranda one. It's
just combine. It's Colleen, her her

513
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,639
altar. And so Miranda is like
the character she's playing. Call he's the

514
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:52,400
actual person. Okay, I want
to see if I could, so Miranda

515
00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:55,039
sings as her. He's her stage
name or it's her like, yeah,

516
00:38:55,079 --> 00:38:59,440
it's her character. Yeah that she
does, got it? I bet you

517
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,880
If I google of the name Colleen, it's gonna be the Colleen Ballinger is

518
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:07,960
the very first thing that comes up. Wow. Yeah. Crazy. So

519
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,719
it's like her entire thing was supposed
to be an apology, but she didn't

520
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,079
discuss anything like one of the lines
was I'm just gonna focus on the facts,

521
00:39:17,159 --> 00:39:21,320
and then she gets into none.
She gets into nothing about the facts,

522
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,039
doesn't even address the things that were
already like they were screenshots of her

523
00:39:24,639 --> 00:39:31,400
conversations with these children on like these
group chats she did she sent that young

524
00:39:31,519 --> 00:39:36,880
thirteen year old boy underwear on a
live video. So she was saying that

525
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,039
she was focusing on the facts,
but I addressed none of the facts and

526
00:39:39,119 --> 00:39:43,360
just said everything was a lie.
But I'm sorry guy, Like she was

527
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,400
like, I'm sorry and taking accountability, but it's all fake. Story in

528
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,840
the La Times right now is Colleen
Ballinger's ex husband reacts to grooming claims,

529
00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:55,400
and then the Independent has an article
about all the grooming allegations against Colleen Ballinger

530
00:39:55,519 --> 00:40:01,800
who created me Miranda sings, and
then somebody guitar euro player shreds Colleen Ballinger's

531
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:07,119
apology video. Really oh, I
learned how to play it on guitar too,

532
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:12,119
That's hilarious. I'll be on facetimes
with my friends and I'll just randomly'd

533
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:15,760
be like, hey, guys,
it's me Xander again. I haven't been

534
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:20,119
on this FaceTime for a really long
time. I've just been dealing with it,

535
00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:22,920
because that's her intro. She like
just starts talking. She's just talking,

536
00:40:23,199 --> 00:40:28,840
and then suddenly she's like, but
all aboard the toxic gossip, train

537
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,519
me on the tracks, and harass
me from my past. These rumors look

538
00:40:34,559 --> 00:40:37,320
like facts if you don't mind the
gaps. It's so oh my god,

539
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:44,840
wow horrible. The funny thing is
she kind of like she likes to pretend

540
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,840
that some of its improv She'd like
pretend like she's thinking and then suddenly she'd

541
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:52,480
like going out with the whole other
verse. There's this moment like maybe like

542
00:40:52,679 --> 00:40:55,400
twenty minutes into the video or she
acts like she's about to end it.

543
00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:00,280
She's like holding the camera, then
she puts it down. She saw eyes.

544
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:05,880
She's like, you know what comes
out with this whole other verse?

545
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,280
She like acts like she just had
like a bunch of inspiration as she was

546
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:14,039
turning off the camera, and she
was like, just because people make mistakes

547
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,320
doesn't mean you're a bad person.
Isn't that crazy right? And I'm like,

548
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:22,480
Miranda, I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like a lot of people

549
00:41:22,599 --> 00:41:27,360
haven't made a mistake this big.
Yeah, but this isn't like, this

550
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:31,119
isn't the mistake that this isn't like
I don't know, yeah, this isn't

551
00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:35,880
some small mistake that doesn't make you
that person. I mean the fact that

552
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:42,440
she gave an underage kid her underwear
on the screws more that she did,

553
00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:47,039
but I'm weird. It was so
weird to google this shit. It was

554
00:41:47,079 --> 00:41:53,000
like worse that. I mean,
YouTubers are notorious for making horrible apology videas,

555
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,079
but this one has to be the
worst. I mean, there was

556
00:41:57,159 --> 00:42:00,519
this other one. It was like
this TikToker, like Sienna may or whatever.

557
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:07,199
She was under these like sexual assault
allegations against this other guy, and

558
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:14,719
her great decision was to make an
interpretive dance and are you kidding? It

559
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:19,039
was like the reason why it's better
is because she actually somewhat apologized, but

560
00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:24,440
it was mostly just like her doing
like choreography, like her Chorea. She

561
00:42:24,559 --> 00:42:29,440
it was her doing her interpretive Chorea, like on this on this camera,

562
00:42:29,559 --> 00:42:35,119
like under a sunset. That's insane. Oh my god, oh my gosh.

563
00:42:35,159 --> 00:42:38,519
Well this has been super fun.
Thank you so much for coming in

564
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:44,960
and listen. Keep going with that
improv and your music. But I think

565
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,960
you're gonna I think you're gonna go
pretty far with your improv I could see

566
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:52,519
you on S and now just a
few short ears a toxic gossip trader.

567
00:42:52,679 --> 00:42:57,679
Fuck Pete Davidson, you'll be the
next youngest si um. All right,

568
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:01,559
before we go, let's talk about
The Family Skeptical. It's a great podcast.

569
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:07,000
It's about raising kids with no religion. Oh yeah, that's right.

570
00:43:07,079 --> 00:43:12,320
Yeah, it sounds good, which
I'm kind of doing anyway. I'm really

571
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,360
Christian. If you're doing that and
you're like, gosh, is it cool

572
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,960
to like raise your kids without any
kind of like formal religious beliefs, Yes,

573
00:43:20,199 --> 00:43:22,840
and listen to the Family Skeptical and
you'll feel better because they're going to

574
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:28,639
back you up. They do an
episode every three weeks, so you shouldn't

575
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:31,400
have like a giant backlog, right, So go check them out. Yeah,

576
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:37,199
and then, of course, my
friend Adam Lerner three one zero nine

577
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:42,480
nine eight seven zero four eighties a
car broker. His website is Adams got

578
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,199
acar dot com and he can help
if you're in La or any of the

579
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:51,599
surrounding areas. There's no charge for
his service. He gets he gets money

580
00:43:51,679 --> 00:43:54,840
from the dealers, but he will
he has he works with a lot of

581
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:59,320
different dealers, so he will find
you a great deal if you want to,

582
00:43:59,519 --> 00:44:01,719
and he will also sell your car. So like this is just this

583
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:06,519
is like a concierge, like they
just he'll he'll do all the work for

584
00:44:06,639 --> 00:44:08,880
you. It's genius. I love
it. Like when we did ours,

585
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,679
he just told us, Okay,
I want to get you this is the

586
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,440
car that I can get the best
deal on, which was our VW.

587
00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:17,880
And he's like, go to a
local dealership and test drive a car and

588
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,599
see if you like it. Then
if you do, I'm going to get

589
00:44:21,639 --> 00:44:24,599
you like a beat anybody's deal.
And then brought it to our door,

590
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,880
took our car away, our old
one, our lease, sold the car.

591
00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:34,920
Um. Everything was just easy,
easy sign the paperwork anyway. Okay,

592
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,400
that's it. Thanks everybody. Thank
you Zander, thank you you're a

593
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:47,760
parent. Now do us good letting
