WEBVTT 1 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:38.479 Chun chu Un dun or dung tstry that shot my ball. It is true. 2 00:00:38.560 --> 00:00:42.759 Think big enough for the two of the inner world, where one man's 3 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:48.479 truth is another man's legend. Dune, Dune, Dune. I got six 4 00:00:48.640 --> 00:00:54.759 bullets and they all have knowledge on them. I'm gonna shoot them right between 5 00:00:55.079 --> 00:01:02.079 your mysterious eyes. Only one man has the courage to stand up for what's 6 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:08.040 right. My name, well, my name is David Flora, and I'm 7 00:01:08.079 --> 00:01:15.159 was plucky sidekick Dave Stack. Oh oh, and I reckon this here town. 8 00:01:15.239 --> 00:01:26.560 It's called photos. Ye, welcome to the wild West of mystery. 9 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:34.959 That's right. Facts don't go around here, savy. Why Johnny Ringo look 10 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:40.359 like someone just crossed over your grave. You know, that's an interesting history 11 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:45.799 to that belief. It's a superstition. Oh man, welcome, Welcome to 12 00:01:45.879 --> 00:01:51.560 the Photos podcast. Areas we've got We've got six shooters of goodness here for 13 00:01:51.640 --> 00:01:56.799 you. Go right at the unknown. Oh yeah, I'll bust in that 14 00:01:56.920 --> 00:02:00.879 saloon exactly. And all of a sudden, the guy playing the jingle JANGLEU 15 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:08.240 piano's gonna stop the piani and we're gonna take the drunken idiot of misunderstanding and 16 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:16.360 slide them down the bar through everybody's drinks. Yeah, we're all gonna catch 17 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:21.759 We're all gonna catch the clap of understanding from the hookers in the bathroom. 18 00:02:28.159 --> 00:02:36.080 Get the doctor, Hey, doc at the clap of knowledge again. Well, 19 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:42.400 uh, we're continuing our flawless takeoff of of podcast starts here for you. 20 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:46.400 We're so good at this. Hope everybody's doing. Okay, good show 21 00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:49.520 for you, lined up. Yeah, we're excited about this. This one's 22 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:53.360 an interesting subject. Here it is, and we have we've decided to pack 23 00:02:53.439 --> 00:03:07.280 up our mystery machine and take a quick flight to a Souerica in Peru. 24 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:15.360 Nice. I was gonna say, no lepre cons this episode. We are. 25 00:03:15.680 --> 00:03:20.240 We're gonna be talking about Nas Colligns. You guys, Nas Colligns. 26 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:23.759 This is something that that is out there in the world. It's it's not 27 00:03:23.599 --> 00:03:27.360 completely unknown or foreign to a lot of people. A lot of people may 28 00:03:27.360 --> 00:03:30.719 have heard of that. Uh, some of you may not have. H 29 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:32.879 So that's what that's what we're talking about it tonight. They're real interesting. 30 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:38.759 They're really interesting culturally, they're interesting archaeologically, they're interesting, and they this 31 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:43.159 is one of those uh, those fun things that it shows up in other 32 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:49.240 arguments, It shows up in ufology, it shows up in alternate histories, 33 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:53.840 fingerprints of the gods type stuff, and uh, and so it's it's good. 34 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:57.319 This is in in just on its own. This ain't no sad dish 35 00:03:57.400 --> 00:04:01.199 dog. It's a main course. This is a meal for a man or 36 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:05.639 a woman. It fills the plate, It feels, it fills you up, 37 00:04:05.680 --> 00:04:09.639 it feels your soul. So we're gonna talk about what they are, 38 00:04:10.039 --> 00:04:14.560 why maybe they are? Yeah, theories that people have who done made them? 39 00:04:14.639 --> 00:04:18.399 Yeah, what's that all about? What's all this business with dirt pictures? 40 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:24.800 This episode on candy Chat, we're gonna talk about pictures made in pixie 41 00:04:24.839 --> 00:04:29.399 sticks dust. You know, I'd be very interested if they made nestly lines. 42 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:34.959 I'm terrible. Oh you're just the worst her. She ain't got nothing 43 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:40.279 on them. Okay. Sometimes I just dumped my next quick out and I 44 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:46.199 just draw with it my finger. Oh that's really delicious. Nest quick lines, 45 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:49.839 earth quick lines like that. Y'all seen Wreck It, Ralph. There's 46 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:55.399 so much candy in that movie. Get you know, it's it's we're never 47 00:04:55.439 --> 00:05:00.160 gonna get to the nasca lines. Now you're silveran. It's usually so fealthy, 48 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:03.560 but she was crowned. We get it, Sarah. We think you're 49 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:21.519 great. Jay's Louise past the pays. Oh my god. Well that's it 50 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:30.519 for Nascalize you guys later. Oh man, Yeah, candy trap is a 51 00:05:30.600 --> 00:05:34.319 trap. Candy trap. Candy trap is a trap. It is what I 52 00:05:34.360 --> 00:05:40.000 was gonna say about candy trap, so that that was a Freudian slip there, 53 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:42.439 because you're right, it is a candy trap, all right, you 54 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:46.480 guys, seriously. The Nascal Lines they're located in Perue, South America, 55 00:05:46.759 --> 00:05:53.360 YEP. Associated with culture called the Nasca. There were people that lived there 56 00:05:53.480 --> 00:06:00.000 um Perue, usually famous for the incons of civilization in the Andy's mouth. 57 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:05.160 Here's what they are. They're an elaborate system of gigantic geoglyphs that are dug 58 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:11.199 into a plateau in the Peruvian desert between the towns of Nasca and Palpa. 59 00:06:11.360 --> 00:06:17.240 They've been dated to four hundred BC to six hundred and fifty CE. Yeah, 60 00:06:17.279 --> 00:06:21.079 they think that they were made anywhere between that time period, that they're 61 00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:26.639 older than six hundred years. If you can believe it, if you can, 62 00:06:26.720 --> 00:06:30.759 if you can, let me dig that old crappy joke. Up the 63 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:38.199 plateau or Pompa is over fifty miles between the towns, and it makes a 64 00:06:38.279 --> 00:06:42.120 nice little canvas to draw on. That's almost four hundred square miles. Yeah, 65 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:45.720 of dessert. Now it's not just any desert though. It's way up 66 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:49.279 there. Yeah yeah, this is a high desert in the Andes. The 67 00:06:49.959 --> 00:06:55.959 elevations about twelve thousand, five hundred feet. Wow, that's that is up 68 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:59.439 there. That's that's around that's like top of Pike's Peak there. Yeah, 69 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:05.639 rosph. Wow. These geoglyphs contain hundreds of individual lines. There are geometric 70 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:11.680 figures, and there's distinct drawings of animals, both native and non native to 71 00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:15.600 the area, which is really interesting. Yeah. Yeah. They were created 72 00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:20.800 by scratching away the dark red volcanic pebbles that are on the surface to reveal 73 00:07:20.839 --> 00:07:26.560 the pale yellow subsoil of sand and clay beneath them, which is pretty lucky 74 00:07:26.600 --> 00:07:30.480 for them that they were that they just happened to live on the gigantic high 75 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:33.720 altitude act a sketch, Yeah, exactly on the surface. If you're if 76 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:39.759 you're just standing out amongst them, it just they appear as a shallow trenches 77 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:45.639 no more than six inches deep, but from the air and surrounding hilltops, 78 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:51.279 they form designs of things like birds, fish, there's a monkey, llama, 79 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:57.360 lizard, spider deserving a human figure. And that's that's just a name 80 00:07:57.360 --> 00:08:01.639 a few. Yeah, there's geometric patterns as well. There's some criss crossing 81 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:05.319 lines. Yeah, there's things that don't necessarily line up as geometric or I 82 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:07.240 mean there's there's one. Look the candelabra. Oh yeah, you know, 83 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:11.560 it's it's kind of something that looks kind of like a Poseidon's trident or something. 84 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:13.600 Yeah, yeah, it's it's a design, it's a it's obviously you 85 00:08:13.639 --> 00:08:16.800 know, they tried to do a thing, but what the thing is, 86 00:08:16.839 --> 00:08:18.680 who knows. Yeah. Uh. And and you know what else is I 87 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:26.680 think really interesting is meteorologically, it's it's anywhere else on Earth and these things 88 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:30.920 would have just been buried lost. Yeah, it's just that they're they're just 89 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:33.919 there's so little going on up there as far as rain events. There's no 90 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:39.240 huge wind that's that's redepositing this soil. So I mean, it's it's amazing 91 00:08:39.399 --> 00:08:43.000 that that they that they've existed. Yeah, it's it's one of the driest 92 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:48.440 places on Earth. In fact, they only get about twenty minutes of rainfall 93 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:52.720 a year. And with the with the darker stones absorbing the heat from the 94 00:08:52.759 --> 00:08:58.679 sun, they kind of created a buffer layer of heat radiation just above the 95 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:03.440 surface, which texts the surface from wind. So there's like this this layer 96 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:09.080 of heat that nothing can get down to, so that that leaves things untouched 97 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:13.840 on there. And also the surface has a high amount of lime, which 98 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:20.200 hardens when when there's either do or they get, you know, just the 99 00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:24.399 smallest amount of rain or anything, it'll harden and kind of glue the rocks 100 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:28.360 in place. So because of this stable climate and all this stuff that's going 101 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:31.840 on with that, those lines have been well preserved. Every time it rains, 102 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:37.399 it just gets harder, just like life, where yeah, we're going 103 00:09:37.440 --> 00:09:41.200 to get the girl alone, like like we're I don't know why we're so 104 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:45.559 into these like tough guy voices. Yeah, it's old West and film, 105 00:09:45.600 --> 00:09:50.960 no air. It's time. So just to put things in a little bit 106 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:54.639 of perspective for you, they have an image of a condor that's been carved 107 00:09:54.679 --> 00:09:58.879 in there that's uh four hundred and forty feet long, So imagine something that 108 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:03.720 two hundred and twenty feet, now double it, just to put that into 109 00:10:03.720 --> 00:10:07.559 some perspective. Thanks, you know that you know that thing that's one hundred 110 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:13.360 and ten feet lay four of them end to end? My god, you 111 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:18.039 know that thing that's four feet long? Yeah? How about one hundred and 112 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:20.879 ten of them? Oh my god. Yeah, you had to do the 113 00:10:20.919 --> 00:10:24.720 math for a second one hundred times. Right. There's a monkey on there 114 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:28.440 that's three hundred and ten feet by one hundred and ninety feet. Whoa big 115 00:10:28.480 --> 00:10:33.480 monkey. And there's a human shape one of them that's one hundred and four 116 00:10:33.519 --> 00:10:37.440 feet long. So this is what is what we're talking about. These things 117 00:10:37.480 --> 00:10:41.000 are freaking huge. Yeah, they're gigantic. A little bit about the history 118 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:46.799 of them. There was a Peruvian archaeologist named Torribio Sespe who first brought them 119 00:10:46.799 --> 00:10:50.279 to light in the early thirties. He spotted them while he's walking around the 120 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:56.320 surrounding footheels. The full extent of them, though, wasn't apparent until the 121 00:10:56.399 --> 00:11:01.120 late thirties with the improvement of flight. Yeah, which makes a big difference. 122 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:03.759 Yeah, I'm gonna kill this. I'm gonna kill something right now. 123 00:11:03.960 --> 00:11:07.559 Early in the podcast, you hear this phrase over and over. Oh, 124 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:11.960 these things were made that could only have been seen from from from aircraft from 125 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:16.480 above. Right, That's not that's just patently not true. Uh, these 126 00:11:16.639 --> 00:11:20.759 these things are were visible. There's other hills in the area. There there 127 00:11:20.799 --> 00:11:24.720 are places from which these could be seen and more importantly planned. And so 128 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:26.600 I just want to just want to put that out there right off the bat, 129 00:11:26.759 --> 00:11:31.720 that these are not invisible unless you're flying over them, right. I 130 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:35.679 mean this, this Taribio guy was was walking in the hills that was surrounding 131 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:39.440 them, and that's and he saw them. Yeah, you can. You 132 00:11:39.480 --> 00:11:43.639 can see them from the hills. They may not be full on spectacular like 133 00:11:45.080 --> 00:11:48.000 you would get from the air, but they are visible. There was a 134 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:54.000 historian named Paul Kosok who was an American. He gets credit for really studying 135 00:11:54.039 --> 00:11:58.120 them in the early forties. And then shortly shortly after he started studying them, 136 00:11:58.120 --> 00:12:05.240 he met a German mathematician named Maria Reich who he challenged to study the 137 00:12:05.360 --> 00:12:09.759 lines with him. Now, a sweet piece of irony on her name is 138 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:13.639 Maria Reich. She was in Peru because she left Germany to avoid the Nazi 139 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:16.919 Party. She didn't like what was happening with the country. She got out 140 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:20.679 of their way ahead of time. It took a nannying job. She was 141 00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:24.120 she was a student at the University of Hamburg. Really smart, very you 142 00:12:24.159 --> 00:12:28.759 know, she just very driven. But she she did not like what was 143 00:12:28.759 --> 00:12:31.440 happening politically in her country, even though her last name was Reich, which 144 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:35.720 was kind of interesting. And that's actually how she found herself in Peru. 145 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:39.919 She took a nannying job with a family that had lived there, and she 146 00:12:39.399 --> 00:12:43.120 kind of set up shop doing translation work and things like that. So they 147 00:12:43.600 --> 00:12:48.000 they've got very fortunate to have this this very well educated and very focused woman 148 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:54.600 show up. Yeah, and then when those two meet and she immediately becomes 149 00:12:54.159 --> 00:12:58.759 enthralled with these these lines. What they mean is stuff. So by nineteen 150 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:03.080 four five, she had moved to the town of Nasca so she could be 151 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:09.639 closer to the lines and actually devote more time to it. And when I 152 00:13:09.679 --> 00:13:11.080 say devote more time to it, I mean she devoted the rest of her 153 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:15.399 life to their study. Yeah, until her death in nineteen ninety eight. 154 00:13:15.480 --> 00:13:18.039 She lived there and studied those lines. Fun fact about her life, so 155 00:13:18.919 --> 00:13:22.840 part of studying the lines is that she wanted to to preserve them, so 156 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:24.440 she was going to kind of clean them, you know, make sure that 157 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:30.600 she So she bought brooms, and she actually gotten a little bit of trouble 158 00:13:30.600 --> 00:13:33.559 for a while because the locals thought she was a witch because she was going 159 00:13:33.559 --> 00:13:37.759 through so many brooms. She went through so many rooms. They were like, 160 00:13:37.240 --> 00:13:45.360 oh it was me, yea, what is witch in Spanish? I 161 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:54.000 don't know? Crone podcast all right, time for you to go home. 162 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:01.639 Yeah, and it's embarrassing. I den Ecuador for a while and I my 163 00:14:01.720 --> 00:14:05.759 Spanish is non existent? Did you know it at one time? No? 164 00:14:05.960 --> 00:14:09.919 You know what I wasted my time? I studied French in high school and 165 00:14:09.960 --> 00:14:13.279 college, which I don't want to go to France at all, no interest. 166 00:14:13.759 --> 00:14:18.600 But their romance languages they were close enough sure that I could get through 167 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:22.080 the day, Like I would understand what people were saying to me approximately, 168 00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:24.120 I could count out money, you know, things like that. But no, 169 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:28.399 no, no flu in Spanish speaker was I. Besides, I was 170 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:31.600 letting my hips do all my talking, and those hips don't lie. No, 171 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:37.519 we've established that. I hope I hope that we get enough fans that 172 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:41.440 someone's going to go through and see how many Shakira comments I make and like, 173 00:14:41.639 --> 00:14:45.039 you know, like really to see how often that Shakira shows up in 174 00:14:45.080 --> 00:14:52.320 this podcast about ghosts and spring Hill Jack's She's everywhere. What a delight, 175 00:14:52.879 --> 00:14:56.279 good God, what nice young woman. What a what a gift, What 176 00:14:56.440 --> 00:15:03.759 a gift that we've been given in Shakira, Humanity, ladies and gentlemen. 177 00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:11.240 I'd like to welcome you to the South Central Eastern Baptist Church and today's sermons 178 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:16.600 entitled what a friend we have in Shakira, What a gift the Lord has 179 00:15:16.639 --> 00:15:31.279 bestowed upon us in this gyrating siren, My soul have been saved by this 180 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:37.000 she wolf that's in the closet. Amen. But she wasn't a witch, 181 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:41.639 she wasn't a very dedicated researcher who did a lot of great work, really 182 00:15:41.759 --> 00:15:46.039 established the foundational research on the Nasca lions. Yeah, because of her, 183 00:15:46.120 --> 00:15:52.480 the lines were declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site in nineteen ninety five. And 184 00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:58.919 everybody knows you do not with UNESCO, you don't. Dog researchers have been 185 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:03.360 able to replicate the lines accurately, though, with simple tools and just some 186 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:07.919 math and planning, they can they can make one of these things in a 187 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:10.919 couple of days. Yeah, yeah, it's not it's not hard to do. 188 00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:14.320 No, it's kind of weird that that's something that can last a thousand 189 00:16:14.399 --> 00:16:17.000 years. You know, if you if you're willing to take a two week 190 00:16:17.080 --> 00:16:21.200 vacation, stop at the home depot on the way and boom, you just 191 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:27.000 you just pick up a dal rod and maybe some string and a good high 192 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:33.799 bristle quality broom. In twenty twelve, there were some Japanese researchers that opened 193 00:16:33.799 --> 00:16:37.080 a new research center. Um, it sounds like you're setting up a pun 194 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:42.120 right now, kind of did nope? On And they actually set up a 195 00:16:42.159 --> 00:16:47.320 center to study the lines for the next fifteen years. That's awesome. So 196 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:49.159 there's plenty of interest in there, keeping on, keeping on. And you 197 00:16:49.200 --> 00:16:55.080 know, I almost wonder, because there's so many circumstances that contribute to them 198 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:59.399 still being around that we can study them now. I wonder if there weren't 199 00:16:59.399 --> 00:17:00.720 more. I mean they're there are. I mean, there's mound builders in 200 00:17:00.759 --> 00:17:06.400 North America. You know, there's there's huge other geoglyphs, you know, 201 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:10.039 going all the way up into to North America. Yeah, they have him 202 00:17:10.039 --> 00:17:12.559 in Egypt, they have him in Malta. Uh, Mississippi. Yeah, 203 00:17:12.799 --> 00:17:17.279 Mussissippi if they got some mound buildings, is that the big the big snake, 204 00:17:17.440 --> 00:17:19.880 Yeah Yeah, and Chile, Bolivia that they're all over the place. 205 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:22.680 Yeah, And you wonder like, wow, how many more were there? 206 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:27.000 You know, these were things that were created in areas that do get substantial 207 00:17:27.079 --> 00:17:34.960 rainfall or any any eroded for Mississippi, nast wall, the wallst thing you 208 00:17:34.960 --> 00:17:41.720 can do is build something you want to last forever, unless that's a musclesipp 209 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:44.799 spirit. Let me tell you. Let me tell you something about My friend 210 00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:48.440 goes by the name of big Money, and I got himself a couple of 211 00:17:48.519 --> 00:17:51.680 opinions. I tell you, yeah, you ain't go ahead, You go 212 00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:53.519 ahead, you build yourself a man. You see what big money has to 213 00:17:53.559 --> 00:17:56.000 say, you get a pass from him, that man. Bif, however, 214 00:17:56.279 --> 00:18:00.480 you don't get the thumbs up from big money gonna do that, they'd 215 00:18:00.559 --> 00:18:11.799 got into straight oh shot go ribs. So that naturally leads us into nothing 216 00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:17.440 has naturally led anywhere at least as to why these things were built. These 217 00:18:17.440 --> 00:18:21.599 things, we've described them, We've tried to put them into context, tell 218 00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:25.480 you what they look like. Why were they built though? What purpose do 219 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:29.519 they serve? Scratching out pictures in the desert. Well, because it's awesome. 220 00:18:29.559 --> 00:18:33.319 It's like the world's greatest graffiti. Oh. If I had the ability 221 00:18:33.400 --> 00:18:36.680 to inscribe a giant and dong on the moon that at the whole world had 222 00:18:36.720 --> 00:18:38.920 to stare at, you best believe I would do it. There's no punishment 223 00:18:40.119 --> 00:18:42.279 that you could give me that would keep me from doing that. Yeah, 224 00:18:42.319 --> 00:18:47.079 but what if you didn't even know what the moon was? What if you 225 00:18:47.079 --> 00:18:51.200 you had like stone tools and I, well, then I couldn't get to 226 00:18:51.240 --> 00:18:52.640 the moon, all right. But if I didn't have the moon and I 227 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:59.680 had this this this alp, this high altitude, low rainfall plateau that has 228 00:18:59.759 --> 00:19:04.039 like three inches of dark soil over like bright yellow soil, that's a gigantic 229 00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:10.759 coloring book. I would not have made monkeys or hummingbirds. Oh yeah, 230 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:15.160 well, we'll see their priorities lay in a different, different reil. You 231 00:19:15.240 --> 00:19:19.680 know what it's. It's different strokes for different folks. Cultural differences make the 232 00:19:19.720 --> 00:19:23.640 world go round, And I, you know, I guess I can't blame 233 00:19:23.640 --> 00:19:27.079 them for being primitive. They're not as advanced to hear in the in the 234 00:19:27.160 --> 00:19:33.599 new millennium to realize that the ultimate human expression is a giant dong. The 235 00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:37.839 real reason is unknown. Nobody really knows why these things were drawn into into 236 00:19:37.880 --> 00:19:41.160 this desert. There's a slew of explanations that have come and gone, though. 237 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:45.160 Okay, for why these things are going back to Kosak and Rich, 238 00:19:45.359 --> 00:19:51.559 they said it was related to astronomy, that the geoglyphs were like an observatory 239 00:19:51.640 --> 00:19:56.319 pointing to spots on the horizon where celestial bodies rose are set, the equinoxes 240 00:19:56.359 --> 00:20:00.880 and the solstices and things like that. It was hermaned once in the sixties 241 00:20:02.039 --> 00:20:07.039 and then again and I think nineteen ninety that there was kind of insufficient evidence 242 00:20:07.400 --> 00:20:11.079 for that. That would only work if they had established a single point of 243 00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:15.640 perspective, like if there was if there was something in the in the middle, 244 00:20:15.920 --> 00:20:19.480 because depending on where you stand and look, you know, they'll they'll 245 00:20:19.519 --> 00:20:22.160 point to different areas, yea, so it can have a point to anything, 246 00:20:22.359 --> 00:20:26.359 right, So so you would you would have to have some universally understood 247 00:20:26.720 --> 00:20:30.119 point of perspective. So yeah, I can see why why you could say, 248 00:20:30.160 --> 00:20:33.839 well, maybe maybe they knew that maybe for each creature it's different, 249 00:20:34.160 --> 00:20:37.960 Yeah, and so maybe those are like highly accurate, But without knowing that 250 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:42.359 it's it's it's impossible to tell. They also said it could be constellations. 251 00:20:42.759 --> 00:20:45.599 But then again, you get to a problem of you can look up in 252 00:20:45.640 --> 00:20:49.880 the in the night sky and make out any shape in the stars. You 253 00:20:49.920 --> 00:20:55.079 just find the stars that match what you're looking for and draw whatever shape you 254 00:20:55.079 --> 00:20:59.000 want. So that kind of it's kind of like a good it's a good 255 00:20:59.039 --> 00:21:03.079 swing, but maybe a swing a miss. Yeah, agreed, I get 256 00:21:03.119 --> 00:21:07.279 I get that. They I mean they still defend to this day followers of 257 00:21:07.839 --> 00:21:11.039 these guys and then their ideas, they still defend this idea. But yeah, 258 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:17.359 it's it's like not having a fixed point is really going to to hinder 259 00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:19.759 that argument. It could, man, maybe maybe they found a fixed point 260 00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:26.880 since then I don't know, but just plugging those glyphs into computer models and 261 00:21:26.039 --> 00:21:30.079 throwing them on the night sky, they had random and mixed results from there, 262 00:21:30.440 --> 00:21:33.240 and it doesn't doesn't quite match up. What else could it be? 263 00:21:33.640 --> 00:21:41.200 Could have been walking paths or tracks for foot races. This one's interesting on 264 00:21:41.240 --> 00:21:45.519 the surface. It kind of sounds lame to me that it's just Oh, 265 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:48.519 people just walked around them. Why would they walk around them? What purpose 266 00:21:48.559 --> 00:21:52.720 did that serve and how do they why did they think that that that's what 267 00:21:52.759 --> 00:21:55.640 it was. I mean, they have different ideas for why they would have 268 00:21:55.920 --> 00:21:59.480 walked or run around them, or any stuff like that. One of the 269 00:21:59.519 --> 00:22:03.400 most interest interesting things I've heard is that some people have taken a cross section 270 00:22:03.599 --> 00:22:07.640 of the soil and found that under the soil where it has been scraped away, 271 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:14.039 the dirt is very impacted and very squished together, and then the soil 272 00:22:14.519 --> 00:22:18.240 on either side of that is looser, much much looser. So it looks 273 00:22:18.279 --> 00:22:22.599 like they have been impacted over and over and over in a way that kind 274 00:22:22.599 --> 00:22:26.759 of lends itself to saying, yeah, people walked on this over and over 275 00:22:26.799 --> 00:22:30.480 and over. They've compacted that soil down underneath there. Ultimately, why would 276 00:22:30.519 --> 00:22:33.519 they do this? What would be the cause or why would people walk on 277 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:37.200 here? It could be could be a religious significance, could be a rite 278 00:22:37.200 --> 00:22:42.359 of passage, something like that. I've even seen where someone said it could 279 00:22:42.359 --> 00:22:48.559 be shamanistic in origin, that if you wanted to become a priest or a 280 00:22:48.599 --> 00:22:52.559 shaman of the culture, you had to walk these paths, and then at 281 00:22:52.559 --> 00:22:57.119 the end you had to know what shape you had walked. You had to 282 00:22:57.119 --> 00:23:02.039 be able to tell, and that was a way of in essence, leaving 283 00:23:02.039 --> 00:23:04.839 the body to be able to see what you know, what that was or 284 00:23:04.839 --> 00:23:08.359 be able to tell. So if you could tell it correctly, then you 285 00:23:08.359 --> 00:23:12.440 know, you progressed as a shaman or Yeah. I read something very very 286 00:23:12.440 --> 00:23:17.000 similar to that. It was a theory that there was almost kind of a 287 00:23:17.079 --> 00:23:22.680 very large equivalent of the rosary beads, that walking the pattern was as a 288 00:23:22.720 --> 00:23:27.480 meditative exercise, and that people would would walk the pattern in order to show 289 00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:33.799 piety or respect, but also as a as a meditative yeah, exactly, 290 00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:38.240 as a way to occupy yourself while you focused within interesting so that, like 291 00:23:38.279 --> 00:23:41.400 I said, on the surface, it seems seems kind of dumb. Oh 292 00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:45.119 people just walking around these shapes, But then when it put it in context 293 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:49.079 like that, that does make a lot of sense. I think here's one 294 00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:52.240 that was weird to me. Some people say it could have been used for 295 00:23:52.319 --> 00:23:56.359 laying out threads for weaving. Now, apparently there were a culture that was 296 00:23:56.559 --> 00:24:00.799 very big on on textiles. Yeah. They had all pacas, they got 297 00:24:00.799 --> 00:24:06.799 cotton, yeah, and they practice mummification and they would wrap their dead in 298 00:24:06.839 --> 00:24:12.759 these long wrappings. So so some people say that the textiles, the material 299 00:24:12.880 --> 00:24:21.759 was laid out along these patterns depending on social class or significance, importance in 300 00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:26.079 society, and you know the I guess the more important the glyph, then 301 00:24:26.240 --> 00:24:30.279 maybe the more important person got the rappings at something like that? Does that 302 00:24:30.359 --> 00:24:32.519 make I mean, I don't know, I mean, like they would lay 303 00:24:32.559 --> 00:24:37.759 the yarn out, Yeah, isn't it. It's it's weird to think about 304 00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:41.160 that way. Yeah, it sort of makes sense. But then again it's 305 00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:48.160 kind of like why right, why this way? Yeah? Like that that 306 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:53.079 seems so overelaborate. Yeah, more elaborate than it should be in a way. 307 00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:56.960 Yeah, And if I mean, I guess for some of the more 308 00:24:56.039 --> 00:25:03.160 geometric patterns, maybe, but what is the what is gained by making a 309 00:25:02.759 --> 00:25:07.000 hummingbird? Right? These are these are really irregular patterns, and so that 310 00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:10.920 doesn't necessarily doesn't really even have a whale on there. I mean they have 311 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:15.599 Oh here's the thing that they have a spider. That's that's pretty famous. 312 00:25:15.599 --> 00:25:22.359 Somebody some people have said that this spider is not native to this area. 313 00:25:22.519 --> 00:25:29.599 The spider and and all of these figures, they're very artistically stylized, stylized 314 00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:33.640 exactly now for somebody to say the spider is not native to this area. 315 00:25:33.720 --> 00:25:37.599 They're saying, well, there's a type there's a type of spider that's in 316 00:25:37.640 --> 00:25:42.680 the Amazonian rainforest that is exactly like this, has a small waist kind of 317 00:25:42.680 --> 00:25:47.279 thing. It looks looks just like what they've drawn out here. So they're 318 00:25:47.319 --> 00:25:51.559 saying, well, how did these people know about the spider that is very 319 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:57.599 hard to find in the Amazonian rainforest even today? And how to travel down 320 00:25:57.720 --> 00:26:03.640 across the Andes down to Peru the coast. I don't know, And I 321 00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:07.519 mean, what is like, to my mind, what is more likely that 322 00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:15.079 they found some exceedingly rare brand of spider and did this, or that they 323 00:26:15.160 --> 00:26:19.480 added a pair of legs to an ant Yeah, because everything else about this 324 00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:23.559 thing is just screams AUNT all day. It's true. It's got what three 325 00:26:23.599 --> 00:26:30.039 sections of body? Yeah, there's the head, thorax and abdomen weird and 326 00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:33.400 and so it's and everything else about it just says AUNT. So I don't 327 00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:38.599 know. And there's that that weird runoff of one leg, yeah, which 328 00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:45.599 they are saying is the reproductive organ of the spider. It's a special, 329 00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:49.119 special thing that's only found on this spider. Apparently it's it's back right leg 330 00:26:49.519 --> 00:26:56.240 has this reproductive organ and it's microscopic, So how did they know that it 331 00:26:56.319 --> 00:27:03.240 is? Okay, So the thread, the weaving thread, it's kind of 332 00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:06.039 weird, kind of weird, but it's been put out there. The most 333 00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:10.039 debated theory that's been put forth is by a Swiss author by the name of 334 00:27:10.200 --> 00:27:12.799 Eric van Danikin, who I think we've mentioned before. Yeah, that sounds 335 00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:15.799 familiar. I was just gonna say that that does sound familiar. He claims 336 00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:25.200 that these things are runways for an ancient extraterrestrial airfield. Oh that's why we've 337 00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:29.720 heard of him before, ancient aliens. Yeah, he wrote he wrote Chariots 338 00:27:29.720 --> 00:27:32.519 of the Gods. Oh that's what I was thinking of up, Chariots of 339 00:27:32.559 --> 00:27:37.480 the Gods. Guy, Yes, runways. Interesting. Interesting guy. He's 340 00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:41.759 very much a proponent of the ancient alien conspiracy. Yeah. Yeah, well, 341 00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:44.319 I mean I think the ancient alien theory. Yeah, I was gonna 342 00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:45.799 say, I think they would call it a theory. What do you think 343 00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:52.119 of them teaching theories as fact in schools? With this theory, it comes 344 00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:56.000 up with a couple of snags here. First and foremost people make the argument 345 00:27:56.079 --> 00:28:03.559 that if there are extraterrestrial that have mastered interstellar travel, how do they not 346 00:28:03.599 --> 00:28:07.720 have a vertical takeoff and landing ability capability? You know what, I will 347 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:12.920 actually give you an answer to that question. Okay, they do, oh 348 00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:18.200 but no, I mean, I'll say this from a fuel economy perspective. 349 00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:22.880 It's important to know that. You know, it takes literally, so when 350 00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:27.000 you when you launch a rocket into space, you have to get that rocket 351 00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:32.720 going in excess of twenty thousand miles per hour in order to achieve orbit, 352 00:28:32.839 --> 00:28:37.119 which is huge. That's a lot of speed. Functionally, and just because 353 00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:41.039 this matters, like orbit is a function of speed. It means that you're 354 00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:45.519 going so fast that you are falling towards the Earth because of gravity, but 355 00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:49.920 the Earth is curving away from you, so you're constantly falling. And that's 356 00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:52.880 how That's what orbit is. That's how that works. Yea. And in 357 00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:56.839 order to land again, say take for example, the Space Shuttle. It 358 00:28:56.880 --> 00:29:00.200 gets up to I think I want to say, it's like twenty five twenty 359 00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:03.960 two or twenty five thousand miles per hour. It gets out there. But 360 00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:07.559 if it wanted to, if we if we as a bunch of people wanted 361 00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:11.240 to have it land just like a rocket. We can do that, but 362 00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:15.839 you have to slow it down again. And this is your you know, 363 00:29:17.200 --> 00:29:22.240 lowerth orbit. To slow yourself down requires exactly as much fuel as it took 364 00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:26.079 to speed yourself up. Oh wow, And so what the way we've solved 365 00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:30.119 this problem, because that means that now you have to take twice as much 366 00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:33.960 fuel. We barely can get into orbit with the fuel we have. It's 367 00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:38.200 it's not as energy efficient. In order to land for free without having to 368 00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:44.119 spend fuel, we use the Earth's atmosphere to break. We use the friction 369 00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:47.119 of the atmosphere to break, which is why we need the heat shield and 370 00:29:47.160 --> 00:29:51.160 the tiles and everything. And so we just literally take a trip about three 371 00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:56.480 quarters of the way around the planet just converting our kinetic energy into heat and 372 00:29:56.519 --> 00:30:00.480 just burning off our speed and using the atmosphere to slow us down. Which 373 00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:04.000 is why the Space Shuttle is a glider. It just glides in and it 374 00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:07.720 lands. It has no breaks, it has no extra fuel, it has 375 00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:11.680 no other options but to come in land. And the same thing with you 376 00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:18.119 know, the Apollo capsules. Again, it used the atmosphere to slow itself 377 00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:22.839 down. I mean it could have just dropped straight down wouldn't have worked out 378 00:30:22.880 --> 00:30:26.519 for the crew. Yeah, but we use that that atmosphere to slow ourselves 379 00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:30.160 down, So I will give that some some credibility because it is so much 380 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:34.960 more fuel efficient to land using the atmosphere as opposed to just dropping down. 381 00:30:36.480 --> 00:30:41.079 True again, though, that is only if the extraterrestrials were using a fossil 382 00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:47.599 fuel type propulsion system. True, right, um, And and I would 383 00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:51.759 I mean I cannot believe I'm not really arguing on behalf of the agent aliens 384 00:30:51.799 --> 00:30:55.200 guys. Oh, I like it, but because most people don't. But 385 00:30:55.400 --> 00:31:00.599 consider again that any interstellar propulsion system and an interstellar I mean, like any 386 00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:07.039 any propulsion system that operates in space almost guaranteed wouldn't operate in atmosphere and vice 387 00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:10.319 versa. I mean, all of our jets work on burning the abundant oxygen 388 00:31:10.359 --> 00:31:14.200 in the air. When our rockets go into space, we have to bring 389 00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:18.119 oxygen with us to let them burn. So that's why you have things that 390 00:31:18.119 --> 00:31:22.039 they are developing now, solar sales ion engines. Ion doesn't need to oxygen 391 00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:26.079 to do that, right right, No, you're just you're just you're just 392 00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:30.319 fishing or fusion engines. Right, Nope, they don't need it either, 393 00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:34.680 and so they're working on those things. But and I you know, again, 394 00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:38.039 since this is just nothing but supposition, you could say, oh, 395 00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:41.519 but they're so good at it that they would work in the atmosphere. A 396 00:31:41.559 --> 00:31:45.440 solar sale certainly isn't going to work in the atmosphere. The ion engines that 397 00:31:45.480 --> 00:31:48.359 we've worked on wouldn't work in the atmosphere. They don't provide enough for us. 398 00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:52.920 They provide an inordinate amount of thrust in a zero gravity environment. Yeah, 399 00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:56.480 no friction. Yeah, but when you're yeah, when you're dealing with 400 00:31:56.480 --> 00:32:00.400 an in atmosphere, there's a lot more things on deck. I'm just saying, 401 00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:06.559 if you can't game what an what an alien civilization would have available, 402 00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:10.799 it really could be that they are the greatest stellar voyagers in the universe. 403 00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:15.839 But the engines that they're using to achieve that still are terrible at landing actually 404 00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:21.119 on a planet, Which makes me think, well, what if they have 405 00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:27.599 something they can manipulate electromagnetic force that you don't need to worry about any friction, 406 00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:30.799 gravity, anything like that. Your plan off the magnetosphere that we have 407 00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:36.759 around the planet anyway, right, electromagnetic energies everywhere, or they could found 408 00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:40.599 a planet that's made entirely of peeps and they have the most efficient burning engines 409 00:32:40.640 --> 00:32:44.279 in the world, and that's what they use. Oh, I thought you 410 00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:45.759 were going to say that they didn't have to worry about landing because they just 411 00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:49.799 come through the atmosphere and let it drop and then bounce safely. Yeah, 412 00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:53.599 that too, you know, like you that's the thing about the next planet, 413 00:32:53.720 --> 00:32:58.720 bouncer Castle, you know that that's those kind of arguments. They don't 414 00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:00.880 really hold any water in either direction, because you're like, oh, well, 415 00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:05.119 what would the aliens act hold vodka? Pretty well? Did you hear 416 00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:07.480 that? No, you soak a peep in vodka for a few days, 417 00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:13.000 and then you've got a nice tasty adult Easter treat, is it? I 418 00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:15.480 don't want to eat a regular peep, and I don't want I'm not a 419 00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:19.480 big peep fan, so I'm not gonna be trying that. No, But 420 00:33:19.559 --> 00:33:22.440 I'm glad that we discussed this because I read a lot of Neil de grass 421 00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:27.799 Tyson and he's taught me a ton about space and rockets. Yeah, and 422 00:33:27.839 --> 00:33:30.680 I'm really glad that I just got to talk about that. The peep idea, 423 00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:36.480 thanks, mel Evans. That comes comes to you straight from our friend 424 00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:40.240 Millet. She a peepe believer. Well she she knows the recipe to soak 425 00:33:40.279 --> 00:33:45.000 peeps and gummy bears in champagne. Apparently, no way. Yeah, listen 426 00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:46.480 to an hour with your ex. I know that they talk about that, 427 00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:49.839 but yeah, I was gonna say I do all the time, and I've 428 00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:52.759 not heard it. We're friends and it's come up, so well, we're 429 00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:55.519 just gonna have to have a podcast, dinner party, record the whole thing. 430 00:33:57.119 --> 00:34:00.480 You know what, We're gonna have to have what candy chat with special 431 00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:05.920 guests, mel Evans. Now I know what you're thinking. Candies for kids. 432 00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:10.840 We've got some after hours treats that will really make your adult socks roll 433 00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:14.880 up and down. Not too late, I like to get up and watch 434 00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:19.239 Good Morning America. Well, you're gonna have a screaming headache and you're gonna 435 00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:22.840 spend all night rolling around in your own sick tabitha. Because if there's one 436 00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:25.320 thing I know, once you smell liquor, you can't stop. Is that 437 00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:29.920 what happens Betty? Because I thought that was you and you're talking to a 438 00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:36.239 mirror. Snapburn, snap burn, Oh, we do have fun. Oh 439 00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:39.039 it's so great. Your hair looks great. I just love that dress you're 440 00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:47.360 wearing. I cannot wait to get drunk from candy Candy Chat. We have 441 00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:54.920 spawned a genuine monster. It is. It's a hydra with Betty and Tabitha. 442 00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:59.199 I feel like Betty's got better burns than Tabitha, for sure, but 443 00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:01.960 I don't. They both just get so angry. You know what else is 444 00:35:02.280 --> 00:35:07.159 bad for the landing. There's the soil is so soft, it would make 445 00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:12.679 for a good landing pad, landing strip. It's also this This is something 446 00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:15.480 that people have argued. Uh. They say, well, it's in the 447 00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:16.840 middle of nowhere, why would they want to go there? Blah blah. 448 00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:23.000 You know what, Um, the majority of Northern Africa vast desert. Yep, 449 00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:29.960 they're figuring out that that used to be one of the most lush places 450 00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:35.760 on Earth, with a ton of water and rainforest. Yeah, it's it's 451 00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:38.480 a huge, huge thing that wasn't always the way we see it, and 452 00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:40.800 that's that's hard for us to see, you know. And it's the same 453 00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:46.320 thing with the quote unquote runways. There's a bias in your mind to see 454 00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:51.360 things the way you're accustomed to and so and so from the air. Yeah, 455 00:35:51.400 --> 00:35:54.519 those look exactly like intersecting runways. They do. Yeah, but that 456 00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:59.400 doesn't mean they were. It doesn't mean that you you gin up a concoction 457 00:35:59.519 --> 00:36:02.960 of of Oh, and I'm going to further enforce my own bias by saying, 458 00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:07.480 oh, yeah, No, it's it's a runway for a futuristic alien 459 00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:10.960 race that lands their aircraft in the way that I'm comfortable with. Right, 460 00:36:12.400 --> 00:36:15.199 and I could board it myself and right as long as I paid delta. 461 00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:20.039 Yeah, exactly. And so it's in the same thing when you talk about 462 00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:25.280 these huge differences in time, you know, climates change and and drastically sometimes. 463 00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:29.039 Yeah, um, it would seem that for the last you know, 464 00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:32.800 two thousand plus years, the climate has changed very little in northern Peru. 465 00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:37.599 Right, But you know that's again, why would they go there. I 466 00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:43.119 don't know they're aliens. Maybe that's not something that's an argument. Yeah, 467 00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:49.079 maybe they're actually robotic alpacas and they love it. They're like, oh, 468 00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:52.480 thank god, we found it. Look, we found these weird pack is 469 00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:59.000 shaped squishy things. Let's land there. I don't know that's why, you 470 00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:01.920 just it's it's an asinine thing to get into, right, right, All 471 00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:07.159 that is the explanation to you are though, the one that's that's popular these 472 00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:15.000 days France is that they were religious in nature. These things are the natives 473 00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:22.840 were dependent on water from the Andes, and they drew these geoglyphs to encourage 474 00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:27.440 their deities to produce water for them or to make water available. At least 475 00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:32.400 the paths could have led to spots to worship the deities in the symbols themselves. 476 00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:37.760 So could have been because a lot of these either face the Andes are 477 00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:42.920 very clear from from the Andes. They think that since that's where they got 478 00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:46.559 their water source to begin with, the things that they drew encouraged the water 479 00:37:46.840 --> 00:37:50.719 to come from them. I don't think it worked out very well. But 480 00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:54.519 you know what though, I mean, if you I would always go with 481 00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:57.960 religion. You want to get a lot of people to put a lot of 482 00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:02.800 effort into a thing that no one's gonna understand. Again, Yeah, the 483 00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:08.480 shamanistic walking rituals that we just discussed, you know, that's that's a pretty 484 00:38:08.519 --> 00:38:12.960 good, pretty good call. Now here's here's some fun stuff that I read. 485 00:38:13.239 --> 00:38:15.639 There are local legends that spoke of an ancient culture that was older than 486 00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:21.039 the Nasca people, which is to us two thousand years right, and older 487 00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:25.800 than the Incan cultures as well. These legends included a white robed, bearded 488 00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:31.960 white man who was kind of like a scientist healer figure that went around and 489 00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:39.519 taught people all kinds of technology and healed upon touch and preached to people to 490 00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:44.880 to be kind to each other and to not fight, to not cause injury 491 00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:51.039 at all, either mentally or physically. And they spoke of an old civilization 492 00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:57.079 of white men with auburn hair, and also a flood myth around the time. 493 00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:01.599 Huh. And they're saying the lines could have been older than than the 494 00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:07.280 Nasca and part of this civilization and maybe they either continued, you know, 495 00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:13.079 the through tradition that they didn't know why they were drawing these lines, they 496 00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:16.280 just did it because that's what they'd always done, or they were there and 497 00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:21.239 they just left him alone or preserved them. Could have been a drawn as 498 00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:23.679 a memorial to the flood. Yeah, that's true. I mean, there 499 00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:29.159 is no arguing we're gonna have to do flood myth. Oh yeah, there's 500 00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:31.599 no getting away with that. It's it's like it's like gangering at this point. 501 00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:36.760 Yeah, like that. There was an American airline executive named Jim Woodman 502 00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:40.079 who proposed a theory that the NASCA used hot air balloons to make these lines. 503 00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:46.599 He was actually able to replicate a balloon from available materials and technology that 504 00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:51.599 they believed the NASCA had at the time, and he actually flew in this 505 00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:55.760 balloon for a little while. But yeah, he put together the material and 506 00:39:57.480 --> 00:40:01.039 basically just dug a big pit, fire pit and filled the balloon with with 507 00:40:01.159 --> 00:40:05.719 that hot air and flew for a while in it. He was successful. 508 00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:09.360 It was that doesn't matter in the context of why these were built, but 509 00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:14.880 he showed that, you know, that's a possibility of maybe why they could 510 00:40:14.920 --> 00:40:16.519 have been seen from the air, or how they could have been seen from 511 00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:19.960 the air. Yeah, I mean I'll take that. I mean, yeah, 512 00:40:20.119 --> 00:40:22.559 I give full credit to that because yeah, exactly, Yeah, you 513 00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:27.199 can prove that it's possible, then why not. Why not here's a fun 514 00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:31.400 when they could be markers for subterranean waterflow. The trapezoids, they say, 515 00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:37.440 show how broad the streams of water were under the ground. Zigzags show where 516 00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:42.639 they ended, lines show the directions the water was flown in. So it's 517 00:40:42.679 --> 00:40:45.960 like underground rivers and things like that, which would have been very important to 518 00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:51.000 them seeing as how they lived. These civilizations, they lived next to the 519 00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:54.159 rivers in the area. Everybody has to right this, Yeah, and this 520 00:40:54.840 --> 00:41:00.480 desert is between two rivers. It's it's basically the valley between the rivers, 521 00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:05.039 and these civilizations lived along the river banks and stuff. Well, if they 522 00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:08.840 wanted more water, then why not look underground? You know, they could 523 00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:13.440 have looked for underground sources or whatever they could have. The basic thing is 524 00:41:13.800 --> 00:41:17.440 they're using the premise of dousing to to find the water sources, and that 525 00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:22.760 they drew these lines out of that. That's one of the more kind of 526 00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:27.119 out there explanations of why they were drawn. I mean, which, again, 527 00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.199 to these people, water pretty big deal, A big deal. Yep. 528 00:41:30.480 --> 00:41:35.400 So that's those are some of the explanations of why they're out there. 529 00:41:35.559 --> 00:41:38.519 None of them are spot on, one hundred percent full proof. None of 530 00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:45.159 them are completely dumb, I don't think. I mean, even like like 531 00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:51.320 you just discussed with the extraterrestrials and the landing strips, like discussing that in 532 00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:54.079 the way that we did, even puts them up there at least with the 533 00:41:54.280 --> 00:42:00.440 textile patterns. Yea in my mind, right, Yeah, I'll give you 534 00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:02.719 that. Yeah. So, ultimately nobody knows what these things are for. 535 00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:07.840 The Nasca as a as a culture kind of died out, and they think 536 00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:12.639 it may have been due to deforestation that they eventually the society. Yeah, 537 00:42:13.639 --> 00:42:17.320 this is one of the few South American cultures that we cannot lay at the 538 00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:22.039 feet of the conquistadors. These guys took themselves out of the equation. Yeah. 539 00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:25.119 So, um, I don't know what did you? Uh, what's 540 00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:29.559 your gut going with? Oh? Man, see, you know what I 541 00:42:29.679 --> 00:42:35.559 am actually really I'm comfortable with a mystery like well, just like go Beckley 542 00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:37.920 Teppire, We're comfortable with that being a mystery too. But but if I 543 00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:40.559 got a pick, yeah, if I gotta pick, who's your dark horse? 544 00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:44.880 No, I'm going with the the I will be standing in the long 545 00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:50.679 line of religious significance. Uh. Animal totems very popular in a lot of 546 00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:55.039 other South American cultures. Sure, um, huge amounts of iconography used. 547 00:42:55.719 --> 00:43:00.760 I go with that. I just go with religious significance with just be religious 548 00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:06.320 as in, um, wanting help from the gods for the water or shamanistic, 549 00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:10.000 I'd go shamanistic. I think I think shamanistic because if you needed to 550 00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:15.920 track the water that's underground, you dig holes. And these people needed water. 551 00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:20.599 If there is water there, they dig holes. And keep in mind, 552 00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:25.400 these things are ridiculously well preserved, so well preserved that they've actually found 553 00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:30.360 the steaks in some parts that were nailed into the ground to help them in 554 00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:35.760 the creation of them. So if and and and these things again are they're 555 00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:39.199 not even six inches deep, So if at any point anyone had dug a 556 00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:43.920 hole to find water, it would be some evidence. Yeah, and there's 557 00:43:44.119 --> 00:43:49.119 there's been no there's no shortage of people investigating this area. So I don't 558 00:43:49.159 --> 00:43:52.679 I don't think the water thing holds because if you think there's water under your 559 00:43:52.719 --> 00:43:55.920 feet and you get twenty minutes of rain a year, you're gonna make a 560 00:43:55.960 --> 00:44:01.400 shovel. Yeah, that that's a fun idea using you know, the dowsing 561 00:44:01.719 --> 00:44:05.920 idea and stuff. Yeah, but even and I was and if they were 562 00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:10.800 dousing, you'd see a ton of holes. They have found some pottery that's 563 00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:15.239 been broken along the sides of these things, and they're saying, well, 564 00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:21.719 that's that maybe lending itself to the idea that people were traversing them on foot 565 00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:24.639 and maybe just dropped a pot here or there. What evidence proves that they 566 00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:30.199 were clumsy? I mean, I think I would have to go with with 567 00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:32.559 the same front runner for what they could be. You know, people, 568 00:44:34.519 --> 00:44:38.559 I like the idea of priests of the culture or the shaman of the culture 569 00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:43.400 having to walk these as a as a ritual or a rite of passage for 570 00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:49.000 themselves and then figuring out what image they just walked, right, I think 571 00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:52.199 that's fun. That's fun. Yeah, So I don't know. I mean, 572 00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:57.320 ultimately it's like a corn maze, but they didn't have corn maze. 573 00:44:57.400 --> 00:45:04.679 They called it maze Amaze. Billy Mays here for amaze. May's amazing. 574 00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:08.000 Hey, folks, you find it hard to find water in the desert. 575 00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:13.079 Do you want to be accepted as one of the operational lines in your shamanistic 576 00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:17.119 community? You need maze Maze by Billy Mays? All right, um, 577 00:45:17.400 --> 00:45:22.199 sorry, boy, oh boy. Yeah, that's I mean, that's Nasca 578 00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:27.760 lines in a huge geoglyphic nutshell, high altitude nutshell bill preserved. M hmmm. 579 00:45:28.239 --> 00:45:31.400 That's a that's a classic mystery. I love to discuss that because I 580 00:45:31.519 --> 00:45:36.239 think. I don't think anyone ever takes the time to just discuss the Nasca 581 00:45:36.280 --> 00:45:39.199 lines. It's always just like this this look at that, right, yeah, 582 00:45:39.519 --> 00:45:44.719 yeah, like people always just tack that onto their ancient aliens argument or 583 00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:47.880 or mysteries of the world. Oh this is weird, and this is weird, 584 00:45:49.000 --> 00:45:51.880 and that's weird. Yeahaska lines are weird. Moving on, Like, 585 00:45:52.400 --> 00:45:54.719 I'm glad that we discussed that because it's a really good one and it's fun. 586 00:45:55.199 --> 00:45:59.559 Yeah. If you guys got any thoughts on what you know, if 587 00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:01.800 things jumping out to you, like, oh, is they're discussing this, 588 00:46:02.039 --> 00:46:07.039 this sounds like it may be something like this, not like the jackass theories 589 00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:09.119 that that they're throwing out there. Yeah, yeah, I send it to 590 00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:13.840 us. And speaking of jackass theories, I'm not gonna lie to you. 591 00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:16.159 There's a few stones we left unturned here. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, 592 00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:23.159 and well, well many things things are are very incestuous, right, 593 00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:28.000 I mean, in this podcast realm that we're living in, all the ice 594 00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:30.800 creams mix them together, Yeah, exactly. There's thirty two flavors and you 595 00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:34.679 can't pick any one of them out from you. It's it's just like the 596 00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:38.320 biggest thirty two flavored Neapolitan ever. And you don't you can't even just dig 597 00:46:38.360 --> 00:46:42.480 out the part you like, but you can't dig out some puns. Oh 598 00:46:43.320 --> 00:46:49.480 lord, oh lord, sure due, all right, I'm ready, yeah 599 00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:52.480 yeah, kick it off. Yeah all right, I'm yeah. I am 600 00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:54.400 a tough guy. Well you've got you've gotten to go first, last couple 601 00:46:54.400 --> 00:47:00.760 of times. Uh. It turns out that archaeologists in tennis See have uncovered 602 00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:07.800 a very large number three that was previously covered by trees, and it's it's 603 00:47:07.960 --> 00:47:14.480 it's it's ancient um. And below it was the inscription of the Intimidator, 604 00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:21.719 and they realized that it was an ancient uh, an ancient, an ancient 605 00:47:21.840 --> 00:47:27.440 site. Uh. And clearly someone could see the future um recognizing the accomplishments 606 00:47:27.480 --> 00:47:31.800 of Dale Earnhart. It's called the NASCAR lines. I'm impressed that you came 607 00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:39.599 out with intimidator. Yeah, oh man, that's good. That lends itself 608 00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:44.039 to the theory that it was just a race track. Yeah, that's right. 609 00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:49.760 Of the gods of which Dale Earnhart is one, and he came amongst 610 00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:54.639 man and he taught us how to fucking rock. Never forget number three it's 611 00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:58.679 right, And then he left, and what are we stuck with? Junior 612 00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:05.079 Bob in Labonte no junior number eight? Oh yeah, in the Budweiser car. 613 00:48:05.400 --> 00:48:08.760 Yeah no, just ask ask Hank Williams Junior how much the world likes 614 00:48:08.800 --> 00:48:15.239 a junior? Do you? Hank Williams Junior, Thank you, You'll never 615 00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:20.920 be your dad, And double fuck you to Hank Williams junior junior, who 616 00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:24.159 is a real person peddling that bullshit? Wow? Really? Yeah? Not 617 00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:28.559 even the third or a second. He probably goes by that, but he's 618 00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:32.119 still junior junior junior. Oh wow, Yeah, that came from the heart 619 00:48:32.599 --> 00:48:37.559 I heard, I felt. And he's not very busy. He might come 620 00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:40.920 here and try to fight me over that. Also, I've I've osmost my 621 00:48:42.039 --> 00:48:47.519 NASCAR knowledge from my parents. Nice, yeah, nice? All right, 622 00:48:47.559 --> 00:48:51.599 what do you got for me? All right? I've got an ancient video 623 00:48:51.679 --> 00:48:55.880 game console. Oh I love this called the Neo Geoglyph. Oh wow, 624 00:48:57.280 --> 00:49:00.400 nothing's really expensive, isn't it? Like those Neo gio was like six hundred 625 00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:02.960 bucks? Oh geez, I knew. I knew one friend that had it 626 00:49:04.039 --> 00:49:07.280 and he played like there was a lizard game. They tried to have a 627 00:49:07.360 --> 00:49:10.320 lizard as their their mascot, like their their Mario, their sonic, you 628 00:49:10.400 --> 00:49:14.159 know, some lizard. I forget what it was, dude, I didn't. 629 00:49:14.159 --> 00:49:15.599 I never knew anyone who had a Neo Geo. Your friend was like 630 00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:20.440 loaded rich because that thing was like ridiculous. It was. But this isn't 631 00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:22.400 the podcast where we talking about old video games. But well it could be. 632 00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:25.079 I mean I had a friend also who had a sick of Saturn. 633 00:49:25.360 --> 00:49:29.639 Oh. I had a roommate I had the Saturn and he even had like 634 00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:35.079 a weird import Ram cartridge for the controller. No no, no, uh, 635 00:49:35.519 --> 00:49:38.239 I just I thought they had replaceable God, you're right. I think 636 00:49:38.239 --> 00:49:43.639 it's a dreamcast. I could be, but I don't think he had a 637 00:49:43.719 --> 00:49:45.800 dreamcast. Is how is willing we are to get off the off the tracks 638 00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:51.679 here? Robert Brathian Game of Thrones. I like that though. I like 639 00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:54.079 the Neo Gio Glynnogio glyph. All right, all right, um, if 640 00:49:54.159 --> 00:50:00.320 you're if you're in Peru and you're stopping by, you know, maybe wake 641 00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:05.000 up and you step outside of your your your home on the high plateau and 642 00:50:05.079 --> 00:50:10.320 you just fill your lungs with the ancient air of Peru and to wake up 643 00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:16.559 in the morning. How about a nice steaming hot cup of nas cafe delicious. 644 00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:22.079 Yeah, hot dry, that's right. You know what it does work 645 00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:24.440 on top, you don't have to mix it with much water, all eat 646 00:50:24.519 --> 00:50:32.679 underneath. Nice. Well, you know, March Madness just ended great. 647 00:50:34.480 --> 00:50:38.280 It ended for me like a week ago. Well, great tournament. Yeah, 648 00:50:38.480 --> 00:50:44.239 fun fun stuff going on. I've got a special basketball play that's drawn 649 00:50:44.360 --> 00:50:47.199 up, okay, especially for this subject. Okay, It's called the Razzle 650 00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:52.920 Daska Lines. Oh I love it. Does one guy just like flop down 651 00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:55.880 on the floor and pretend to be a hummingbird. They they just keep walking 652 00:50:55.920 --> 00:51:01.679 around in patterns. Oh yeah, intersecting trapezoids, and I like that's they 653 00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:07.079 they do a full court trapezoid. Oh perfect, I like that. I 654 00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:10.760 got. Uh it's not even a bonus one because it's not even a pun. 655 00:51:12.119 --> 00:51:15.880 Okay, But since I was talking about NASCAR, there should be a 656 00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:25.039 degrading sexual position called a rusty wallace. I actually just know those off the 657 00:51:25.079 --> 00:51:28.960 top of my head. Oh I do too, somehow, I don't I 658 00:51:29.320 --> 00:51:31.840 knowing it that I've ever known has cared about Nascar. Yeah, I knew 659 00:51:31.880 --> 00:51:36.119 those things. Yeah, Sometimes I just sit and I get all Greg biffeled 660 00:51:36.599 --> 00:51:40.760 well you okay, check you checkmated me? You got me all? I 661 00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:44.679 checked you. I didn't checkmate you. You said you knew more, you 662 00:51:44.760 --> 00:51:46.840 got more. I'm sure. No, that's it because I always I always 663 00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:51.239 remember Bobby Labonte because for some reason, I always hear it like Hank Hill's 664 00:51:51.360 --> 00:51:58.039 voice, Bobby Labonte. And I don't know why. I know Rusty Wallace 665 00:51:58.360 --> 00:52:01.199 and I did not know that the Dale Earnhart there was a Dale Earnhardt Junior. 666 00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:06.679 Oh you didn't know, although I kind of did because I originally wrote 667 00:52:06.800 --> 00:52:08.239 number eight and then I looked it up to make sure I had the right 668 00:52:08.360 --> 00:52:13.639 number. There's number three. Yeah, sorry, yeah, well yeah, 669 00:52:14.559 --> 00:52:17.639 that's puns for you. And then it's just tricky, no get you look 670 00:52:17.679 --> 00:52:22.519 out, plums will bite you. It's like your pit crew needs work. 671 00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:27.119 I reckon, you need to shave a few seconds of your stop times. 672 00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:30.480 You ain't seen enough checkered flags in your nay son. Dude, do you 673 00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:35.679 know how much money we would make with a NASCAR themed Western? How would 674 00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:38.559 that work? I don't care. People would watch this out of It all 675 00:52:38.639 --> 00:52:44.920 right, starring Sarah Palin as a single mom out to make a living trying 676 00:52:44.920 --> 00:52:49.039 to make her name on the track circuit, and Ted Nugent as the coach 677 00:52:49.519 --> 00:52:52.239 with the brass Ball's right, damn it, Dixie, get your ass in 678 00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:54.800 my office. I'm tired of you tear assing all over this track. It 679 00:52:54.880 --> 00:53:00.679 ain't your personal playground. Mr. Yeah. And her name would be Dixie. 680 00:53:08.440 --> 00:53:14.000 It's such a great, bad idea. Yeah. Oh, and Russia 681 00:53:14.039 --> 00:53:19.840 Limbaugh as the league commissioner. Now you see you see see what I said 682 00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:22.599 here. I've been saying this all season. You keep driving that way, 683 00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:25.280 people are gonna get hurt, and no one's gonna stand for it. I 684 00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:30.559 know I'm not. That's really good. That's a really good rest the ball. 685 00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:35.880 Have you seen this? Have you seen this lately? You've seen this? 686 00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:40.039 I'm I'm reading I'm reading directly right now from the New York Times. 687 00:53:44.119 --> 00:53:49.079 Dixie Haystack is a menace to the motorsports industry. And I cannot have that 688 00:53:49.239 --> 00:53:57.599 on my watch. New York Times said that I didn't say. Yeah. 689 00:54:01.119 --> 00:54:12.719 Her her race car is called the barn Burner. Dick Cheney has her disapproving 690 00:54:12.760 --> 00:54:17.320 father special appearance by Meat loves the Pitch. He's the pit crew chief. 691 00:54:17.559 --> 00:54:21.719 Yeah. Who dies like in the Third Race to give everyone else a reason 692 00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:27.000 to live. So well, now you don't have to see the movie. 693 00:54:27.039 --> 00:54:30.679 We just gave it to Yeah. If any of you guys have the budget 694 00:54:30.760 --> 00:54:36.159 to make that, I guess I guess it's yours. Although I am copyrighting 695 00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:39.719 the ship out of Dixie Haystack. That's that's the best name ever. I 696 00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:45.199 would love it if Dixie Haystacks did a duet with Dickie two. Oh god, 697 00:54:45.679 --> 00:54:49.519 you know that country you rap? No, yeah, yeah, exactly. 698 00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:53.559 Well, I mean we've already got what if you know. I'm just 699 00:54:53.639 --> 00:54:58.960 trying to work to Rusty Wallace into it and I can't think of how something 700 00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:07.320 something like you're all Greg Miffield, we refused to let this podcast there. 701 00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:12.519 Oh, I guess so well, thanks for thanks for getting through that. 702 00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:15.960 Uh yeah, Gauntlet, oh man, that was good though. That was 703 00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:17.960 good. There was some fun facts and some facts that were fun, and 704 00:55:19.079 --> 00:55:23.800 a whole lot of us dicking around. If if you got a subject you 705 00:55:23.880 --> 00:55:28.880 want us to to blather skyde about, then uh go on and send it 706 00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:30.760 to us on blurry photos dot org. Yeah, tell us what to do. 707 00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:35.960 You can even you can even Facebook messages. You can YouTube messages. 708 00:55:36.760 --> 00:55:39.280 Oh man, what else are we on? It doesn't matter. Oh you 709 00:55:39.320 --> 00:55:43.880 can toward us. Oh that's right, Yeah you can. You can send 710 00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:45.920 us, send us one of those towarts, which you can find us at 711 00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:52.519 Blurry Underscore Photos on the twarters. We're also on iTunes. Yeah, find 712 00:55:52.639 --> 00:55:55.119 us there, rat us. Yeah, we're we're on YouTube, Blurry Photos 713 00:55:55.159 --> 00:55:59.880 podcast. That's where you can find us at. On there also ribe. 714 00:56:00.280 --> 00:56:02.119 I'm gonna turn it. I'm gonna crowdsource this because I'm just I'm just not 715 00:56:02.320 --> 00:56:07.760 done with it. What would you entitle our NASCAR themed movie? What the 716 00:56:07.199 --> 00:56:10.480 wait? It's an old Western Nascar It's a it's a it's an old Western 717 00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:16.639 Nascar movie. Sarah Plant Palin is Dixie Haystack, a single mom trying to 718 00:56:16.800 --> 00:56:21.599 trying to get her life back together and make her dream come true. I'd 719 00:56:21.599 --> 00:56:28.119 call it something like horsepower or oh or like frottled Oh dude, horsepower, 720 00:56:28.239 --> 00:56:30.639 horse power? You like that's brilliant? All right? You okay? No 721 00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:35.400 one send anything in. Sorry guys. Yeah, it was open and then 722 00:56:35.519 --> 00:56:39.480 Dave closed it. Yeah, but if if you like us, send us 723 00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:43.280 out there in the world by telling your friends just say, hey, uh, 724 00:56:43.960 --> 00:56:47.519 those are these bumps. There's only these couple of clowns. Push it 725 00:56:47.639 --> 00:56:52.119 on their Facebook, email them, tie them up and open up their computers 726 00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:57.599 and make all them windows do stuff. Do it, you know, whatever, 727 00:56:57.679 --> 00:57:00.360 whatever it takes, but we appreciate it, and thanks for listening. 728 00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:04.800 Um, I don't think I have anything else for this one. This is 729 00:57:04.840 --> 00:57:07.000 no. I think I think we've prattled on all right. Now you gotta 730 00:57:07.039 --> 00:57:09.920 find something else to entertain yourself with. Sorry, guys, No, no 731 00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:13.599 even just means you go back and listen to that episode you skip because you're 732 00:57:13.639 --> 00:57:17.840 like, I'm not so sure I'm interested in. Go Beckley TEPPI what's gubb 733 00:57:17.920 --> 00:57:23.639 boggle teep? Go checking yourself a favor? Yeah, huge one. Gosh. 734 00:57:24.000 --> 00:57:27.400 All right, well now you see, people, I've been telling you 735 00:57:27.519 --> 00:57:30.320 for months, but I'm David Stecco. For months I've been I've been I've 736 00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:35.920 been telling you this and it's still true today. I'm David the Intimidator Flora 737 00:57:36.280 --> 00:58:25.559 oh three tearing up. Yeah, when your fellow man says to you, 738 00:58:27.239 --> 00:58:34.360 show me God, show me mercy, show me benevolence, show me kindness, 739 00:58:34.960 --> 00:58:38.199 I point only to this picture I have on my wall of Shakira from 740 00:58:38.280 --> 00:58:47.000 her nineteen ninety nine World Erotic Tour I had autographed because I was able to 741 00:58:47.199 --> 00:58:57.599 get backstage passes by knowing trivia on a radio contest, Look to Shakira and 742 00:58:57.760 --> 00:59:02.719 the Lord says it was good. Also, I've written some fan fiction about 743 00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:09.679 number a woman named Shakira who joins the clergy. If you're interested, it's 744 00:59:09.800 --> 00:59:15.960 enlightening. Stop that last one and I didn't work. I'll be the jedge 745 00:59:15.960 --> 00:59:20.639 of that. Yeah, damn, yeah, that's true.