1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:06,120 For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This has 2 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:12,839 the man be stildo corn is a live and kicking on over here. I'll 3 00:00:12,839 --> 00:00:14,839 have but your ass a couple of times. If you know what I'm saying. 4 00:00:15,279 --> 00:00:21,600 This is brother breaking all the forty yard brother come off. Zi Oh 5 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,800 but I didn't piss off Jesus you call that a penalty number one, that's 6 00:00:25,879 --> 00:00:30,280 number one. It's the l a clippers boot. Shut up. You're tagging 7 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:35,240 it wrong. People. I would get it pregnant. They just called in 8 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:39,520 and hangs up. Your motherfucker that fucking kiss me off? Are you? 9 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,479 Are you in a shower down? Totally in the shower. He's not a 10 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,600 coke? Can give me James, stupid idiot. You're super idiot for getting 11 00:00:47,640 --> 00:01:04,200 so far up tight over you're clearly why why don't you're comming? Welcome to 12 00:01:04,359 --> 00:01:11,599 punch drunk sports where winners are winning all the time. People wonder how much 13 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:17,400 winning can one group do all of it maximum winning? Join me as always, 14 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:23,200 Jay Nice, Johnny Woodard, Johnny Woodard waiting on Jason. Jason's not 15 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,959 not here yet. He's uh, he's a text. Are we potting? 16 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:32,439 Johnny your nickname is Johnny Woodard is it wouldn't that be weird if you had 17 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,799 a nick name that was What if my nickname was longer than my real name. 18 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,560 What if it was like Jonathan's wood artist or something like that, you 19 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:42,760 know, wood artist, bro, I would love, dude the wood just 20 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,280 hang out with the wood artist. Hey, man, you know gets all 21 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:53,480 the bitches around here, the wood artist, the wood artist, wood artist, 22 00:01:53,519 --> 00:01:56,079 I said, wood artists, but yeah, wood artist is even better. 23 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,400 I like that. I'm a Woodard. You know. There's this place 24 00:01:57,439 --> 00:02:01,280 down the street from me where they have, uh they do like pottery and 25 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:07,439 yeah, art would art like that. And they're the hottest chicks coming out 26 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,680 of that place. What are Yeah, they're like carving shit and they do 27 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,879 pottery. And I think these women like work there or it's like a hobby 28 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,039 for them, but they're they're a lot and they're so hot and some of 29 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:23,919 the hottest chicks. Here's Jason about taking it up. Maybe maybe just do 30 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:28,680 a little bit of a little wood working over there, buddy, Buddy, 31 00:02:28,719 --> 00:02:32,080 I've been woodworking since the jump, since puberty. Yeah, here we go, 32 00:02:32,159 --> 00:02:36,400 here's Jason. He's coming, all right, Johnny, can we get 33 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:42,400 into me. She lacking you in in fancy football. She lacking I mean 34 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,319 probably my I'm not gonna lie to you when I tell you, Johnny, 35 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:53,240 that was the highest most points I ever scored in fancy football. And that's 36 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,479 what it would take for you to beat me. I'm glad you admit that. 37 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,680 Yeah, I mean, dude, I beat I beat Jason the week 38 00:02:59,759 --> 00:03:01,919 before four. Jason's in my last place, so that's not Can you see 39 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:06,759 me? Yeah, we can and we're live. You can see, you 40 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,520 can see and hear you. WHOA everybody real quick? Welcome Jason a ka 41 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:17,560 bieber. Look at the baber here cut Jason's got on Jason tebo aka the 42 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:22,599 Beabs and hat on all day. No, I just said, you're looking 43 00:03:22,759 --> 00:03:25,840 dangerous, buddy, You're looking dangerous. Let me beber it out a little 44 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:30,479 bit. Hi, guys, Sam, congratulations, you were basically winless and 45 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:38,199 then you beat both of us and I'm not I'm like a three lost team 46 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:42,560 or something, Johnny, and I beat Kareem's black ass this week, so 47 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:49,199 there it came to me on that can on that well, but I think 48 00:03:49,199 --> 00:03:53,960 you beat being fancy basketball too. I did week one beat you and by 49 00:03:53,039 --> 00:03:57,599 the way. I just want to say thanks quick shout out. Uh, 50 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,840 Johnny sent me out. I was out of town, which why can't you 51 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,840 trick that week? Johnny? What you call? Hey? It's hey man, 52 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,879 it's the fifth round of the basketball draft. Just thought you might want 53 00:04:05,919 --> 00:04:10,639 to know. I didn't even know there was a basketball draft that weekend, 54 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:15,279 let alone. Johnny's timely, Uh, the commissioner. It's not much Nsion 55 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,759 dobs t dops. He's been running. Yeah. But then I smoking my 56 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,639 Twitter d MS, which I hardly ever look at, and it was like, 57 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:28,879 hey, there's a fantasy draft in the nine days, all right, 58 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,120 Yeah, but it was like fucking a month ago. But anyways, I'm 59 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:35,160 doing good A month ago is what you just said. He told ago, 60 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,120 but I did not. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying, Johnny. 61 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:44,360 Samuel, look at he's saying what he's saying, Samuel, look good, 62 00:04:44,399 --> 00:04:46,720 Johnny are also here. That's that's all. It's always that's what we're saying, 63 00:04:48,639 --> 00:04:51,240 Sam. How is Indianapolis? How is Saint Louis? You were just 64 00:04:51,319 --> 00:04:57,360 not too far away from Indianapolis? Was spectacular. Saint Louis was Saint Louis. 65 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,600 Man, It's just it's a fun Saint Louis. This is cool. 66 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,160 I mean, dude, when you drive into Saint Louis, you're like, 67 00:05:02,759 --> 00:05:08,399 oh, is this like a zombie apocalypse going on? Which is crazy because 68 00:05:08,439 --> 00:05:11,720 you don't see anybody. So I just saw a sorry last night on the 69 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:18,279 Internet that this very famous like high rise building is basically being sold for two 70 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:23,879 dollars a square foot. So it's good. It's like a giant building that's 71 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:28,800 probably gonna be sold for like a million point five one point five mil a 72 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:33,040 giant skyrise because nobody wants it. You should buy it, crazy, you 73 00:05:33,079 --> 00:05:35,959 should buy it, or should buy And what am I gonna do with the 74 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:41,079 maintenance alone is like they stayed two million year. You could just podcast on 75 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,720 every floor you know different but every woman you've ever dated on a different floor. 76 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:47,040 You can put every woman who've ever dated on a different floor and just 77 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,959 go Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida floor handle business. Oh that'd be 78 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:54,480 so great, dude, that'd be so great. Yeah, I'm surprised these 79 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:58,199 rappers don't just get it and then just fill it. You could solve homeless 80 00:05:58,519 --> 00:06:01,040 in Saint Louis. You could sing handed do that you could. Here's the 81 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:04,600 thing about the holmst in Saint Louis. You don't see any you don't see 82 00:06:04,639 --> 00:06:08,720 any of them. There's nobody on the streets. Dude. You go around 83 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,079 Saint Luis, you're like, what is this twenty eight days later? Is 84 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,839 it? Should I just start running right now? Wait? So you were 85 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:16,800 kind of criticizing it or like in the beginning, what did you mean by 86 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,079 that when you said that it you know, kind of look dead or whatever. 87 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:24,439 What did you say? Dude? There's Listen, every time I've ever 88 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:29,959 been to Saint Louis, there's nobody on the streets. I mean literally nobody, 89 00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:33,199 like to the point where you like, did did did the apocalypse just 90 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:39,279 happen? And that includes your time you were just there. The people who 91 00:06:39,319 --> 00:06:41,720 live there love it. I know that. I mean people who are from 92 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:45,519 Saint Louis and live there love If you bring up you try to talk any 93 00:06:45,519 --> 00:06:48,279 shit about baseball, they lose it, dude. Oh yeah, they dude, 94 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:53,480 they take their baseball brother. They're kind of one of the closet kind 95 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,759 of nasty fan bases. If you get into arguments with them or or you 96 00:06:57,759 --> 00:07:00,279 know, for the opposing players. Apparently like whenever the players are asked, 97 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:03,319 they're always like, yeah, Saint Louis fans are kind of kind of secretly 98 00:07:03,879 --> 00:07:09,240 really really kind of annoying. Well, i mean it's like kind of crazy 99 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:12,759 that I have a basketball team. I mean, they got a hockey team, 100 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:16,279 the Blues, and they got the Cardinals, who like they're like a 101 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:23,240 legit organization. They're a great example of if you can put your get your 102 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,959 ducks in line, you can be a small market still be nasty. Yeah. 103 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,079 Yeah, hors have been waiting fucking forty years to do that. But 104 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:38,800 who Vegas took over hockey in two Yeah. Right, Well, I mean 105 00:07:38,839 --> 00:07:42,879 everybody wants So it's gonna be interesting what happens with Vegas because they're probably within 106 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:48,079 the next five years going to get expansion team. Carolyn got the uh the 107 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:54,800 Athletics coming there. Yeah, but it's it's already hit snacks, like they 108 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:59,480 want to knock down the Tropicana and put the baseball team right there on. 109 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:05,000 I'm like you already there's some there, go down a mile, there's empty 110 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:07,480 nothing, Like, what are you talking about? You want to knock down 111 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:11,879 this? Vegas does this some time. They knock down all their wonderful old 112 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:16,759 ship and they build brand new cheap bullshit. It's like, you don't have 113 00:08:16,839 --> 00:08:22,279 to knock down the Tropicana. There's a ton of places you could put that 114 00:08:22,399 --> 00:08:26,360 stadium on the Sunset Strip, It's not that far away. It's just absolutely 115 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:31,440 ridiculous that you're gonna get rid of this historic, this trip, I mean 116 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:35,039 the Las Vegas trip, I know what you mean. And that's a guy 117 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:39,159 that is from Vegas. That's a guy that lived in Vegas for a long 118 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,639 time. That's a lot of it's famous favorite. It's just dumb. It's 119 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:45,919 just don't try to get Have you been in the trop in a while, 120 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,080 It's like, I mean, they gotta do something with either you know, 121 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,279 rehab the place or or knock getting down. I mean, I was just 122 00:08:52,279 --> 00:08:56,120 talking to somebody the other day about Reno, about how Reno's now trying to 123 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,399 make a move, and it's like, Okay, here's what you gotta do. 124 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,240 You gotta take your whole downtown and carpet bomb it and start over, 125 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:09,879 because Reno's great. Reno's great. Reno is like, Okay, I want 126 00:09:09,919 --> 00:09:15,000 to live I want the Vegas lifestyle without the traffic. That's that's Reno. 127 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,360 Reno's not big enough though for like a major sports franchise. No, no, 128 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,399 no, it will never have a major sports team. But you can 129 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:26,320 get all that action, right, you can get like strippers and gambling, 130 00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:30,000 and but now it's in a small town, which is great. Like I 131 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,519 told my dad, I'm like, Dad, why don't you live in Reno? 132 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:35,320 Why are you living in Prescott, Arizona? Out of the way, 133 00:09:35,399 --> 00:09:41,039 right Reno. Yeah, that's what I want. And it's like a two 134 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:48,799 hour flight to Vegas. I mean to LA. They should change the Oakland 135 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:52,519 Athletics the A's when they come to Vegas. They should be the Las Vegas 136 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:58,279 A List Strippers, Okay, or I would have taken a Holes or a 137 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,720 it could be the Aces. No, there's already the Aces are are either 138 00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:07,519 basketball team, and that's the worst thing. And Vegas can never ever get 139 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:11,919 a name right for a sports team. It's always the Outlaws. They always 140 00:10:11,919 --> 00:10:16,039 love to go with the Outlaws. Yeah, the Vegas Outlaw. It's like 141 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:20,320 it's like the Gamblers, you know, yeah, the Gamblers the Outlaws. 142 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:24,320 It's like, dude, there's so many great names out there, like monsters, 143 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:37,440 Like why have anybody everything a number one was monsters. If you gave 144 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,960 me one hundred guesses, my guests would not have been Sam's called the monsters. 145 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,960 Yeah, but I had you coming up with the Fisters or the fucking 146 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:52,799 twisted Fisters. You don't showguns the samurais. That's why they would let you 147 00:10:52,879 --> 00:10:56,919 do that. They will never let you do another. You'll never go Roans, 148 00:10:56,919 --> 00:11:01,279 what about the Ronans anything? It would be really nice, dude, 149 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:07,519 some Samurai ship the Vegas Rodents. Oh, come on, let's go bro 150 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:13,480 a cool name. But they'll never do anything like that like that. I 151 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,840 know AI is gonna name this team. You know AI is gonna name this 152 00:11:16,919 --> 00:11:22,120 team. You're just gonna get an AI and do it right now, Johnny. 153 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,120 As I come up with a new franchise and what let's do basketball, 154 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:31,600 football, and baseball. I'll get it to do a logo too, Okay, 155 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:37,559 hold on, uh please name uh please give me a few potential Hey, 156 00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:41,360 Johnny, while you're doing that, I want to talk about my I 157 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,240 don't know if you know, Jason, but I am creating a my first 158 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:54,360 family friendly uh entertainment brand. It's called the Chaos Twins, and I'm starting 159 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:58,399 a comic book for kids that families can read to their kids that are about 160 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:05,480 conspiracy. And it starts like two twin girls who like fight the Deep State 161 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:09,000 in their neighborhood. Like each city, each house is a different conspiracy on 162 00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:15,919 the block. So it's called Chaos Twins and Johnny, if you could go 163 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:22,080 to the page room, seventy five dollars from we are now seventy five dollars 164 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:26,399 from our first our first goal, which is thirty five hundred, so we 165 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,960 can make the first magazine. So we're seventy five dollars from that. Hopefully 166 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:35,320 today we'll hit that and if we get up, you know, we'll see 167 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:41,000 how it goes. But we get to the end and we can get enough 168 00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:43,159 to make an animation, we're gonna do that as well. So our goal 169 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,679 is to do a whole Yeah, listen, for fifteen hundred dollars, you 170 00:12:46,759 --> 00:12:50,799 can be a guest on my show. You can be a guest on one 171 00:12:50,799 --> 00:12:54,639 of my podcasts. Yeah, I like that for ten dollars. Not to 172 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:58,440 undercut you. That's cool saying that looks really cool too. Congratulations on it. 173 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:03,399 Yeah, thank you. Value right here, super Backer, Combo early 174 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,039 Bird. Yeah, yeah, and you can get and dude, it's It's 175 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:11,879 about two girls who they turned to bears and a bird and they fight crime. 176 00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:16,440 They have the and base off my daughters. We should call them Ghost 177 00:13:16,519 --> 00:13:22,679 Bear and Ninja Bird, and that's their superpowers. Ten dollars For ten dollars, 178 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:28,200 I will come and live with you for two years. Hey, we 179 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:31,919 got ten names. It just spit out ten years ago. Okay, so 180 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,240 this what what sport did you say? There? It is? There it 181 00:13:35,279 --> 00:13:37,240 is. I'm just gonna read them to everybody. Okay. The Las Vegas 182 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:41,279 Jackpots is number one, the Las Vegas Gamblers. Like we said, the 183 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:46,039 Las Vegas the Neon. It's not bad because I could see a lot of 184 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:52,679 themes around Neon. Outlaws, Aces, Scorpions, Scorings are the best so 185 00:13:52,759 --> 00:13:54,519 far. The other lists back up. I want to read it and then 186 00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:58,919 we all vote on which one we like. That the Mirage Flash It, 187 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,279 I'm gonna bring it up. I'm just gonna read them all first, the 188 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:07,960 Flash, the Rollers and the Mohaves. The Mohaves, yeah, the Indians. 189 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:11,480 The only one on there worth anything is the Scorpions. I bet you 190 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:15,200 it'll be one of these, Like Jackpots Gamblers, those will all be outlaws 191 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:20,840 of being what sport is this I said this, Okay, so we're gonna 192 00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:24,360 go this would be the high rollers probably, but they would get into an 193 00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:28,120 issue with the high roller. I think it's a lot of rolling papers, 194 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:33,559 a lot of rolling papers. Yeah, those none of those inspire me at 195 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,080 all. Yeah, but I well none of them were the monsters. Let's 196 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:46,480 be honest. But uh, I think like a try monsters. We write 197 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:52,679 Vegas monsters. Who would be the best? Bro? What about the way? 198 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:56,759 What about the wingmen? The Las Vegas wingmen? Yeah, I mean 199 00:14:56,799 --> 00:15:01,159 that's that's that's certainly better than monsters. But are you talking about Johnny? 200 00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:05,240 I'm just giving you hard time. It just sounds like it's a little bit 201 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:09,720 of like a sort of a child like three year old said yeah, yeah, 202 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:13,080 yeah, well that's what you're going for. Are you so what you 203 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:18,200 want? Yeah? You want to hook the kids? Okay, what which 204 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,120 of those did you pick? Because I'm gonna ask it to give me a 205 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:26,080 logo Scorpions, the Scorpions. Okay, please design a logo for a new 206 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:35,799 Las Vegas basketball team, NBA basketball Scorpions. I don't think the NBA. 207 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:41,080 I'll put NBA, all right. I just want to show you guys, 208 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:46,440 what it spits out. Let's see if this works. This is scary, 209 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:50,360 this is due. You don't even know, bro, you don't know. 210 00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:56,559 You think, yeah, you want to know. I don't. I kind 211 00:15:56,559 --> 00:16:00,320 of don't want to know. It seems like it's stuck here. Hans usually 212 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,600 like instant give a second. But yeah, yeah, so you like scorpions, 213 00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:06,720 samas, so you go with some of those. That's here. It 214 00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:08,519 is right here, okay, here, it is all right, all right, 215 00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:11,799 it's not bad. It has Yeah, it's not bad. That's not 216 00:16:11,919 --> 00:16:18,000 bad at all. And I guarantee Johnny Sagos like the one on the left, 217 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,080 like the one on the left more, they're both pretty good. I 218 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,639 bet it'll be I bet it's gonna I bet they used because think is there 219 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,840 there's not an NBA team that has the black and gold, right, I 220 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,720 could see them easily doing that, like keeping the black. Oh, you're 221 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:36,639 totally right, and that fits in with the uh with the other team that 222 00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,840 they have there, which is the Knights. Yeah, yeah, I could 223 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,559 totally sem doing that again. But isn't that crazy? I mean that took 224 00:16:41,879 --> 00:16:47,080 what thirty seconds for that thing? Dude? Humans are aft, they're just 225 00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:49,200 as it's over. Yeah, that would take an art like you know, 226 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:53,759 the show mad Men. It would take their entire staff, like an entire 227 00:16:53,799 --> 00:16:56,679 summer to come up with that logo on the show mad Men in the nineteen 228 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:02,799 You're so right, Jason, And that was in like before our first commercial 229 00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:07,920 break on this podcast. That's so hilarious, dude, that's so funny, 230 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:11,440 Sam, Sam, You've got any shows you want to promote? Uh? 231 00:17:11,559 --> 00:17:15,279 Yeah, well okay, so here you go. Thank you, buddy. 232 00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:19,839 That's just go cast Quick Twins dot com, Cast Twins dot com. Uh 233 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:25,039 this week, why does this go out? Johnny Tomorrow? Okay, I 234 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:29,440 am Uh. I'm going to be at Bellflower at the new stand Up Club. 235 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:33,319 I'm celebrating their second year anniversary. I'm very honored to be a part 236 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:38,519 of that. Then the following week, I am in Austin on a Friday, 237 00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:45,279 and Uh, Sunday, I'm on I'm at the UH I'm in Dallas 238 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,799 or Plano, Texas for the Temple Hat Comedy Night. So I'm very excited. 239 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,160 And Johnny, I know I've been saying dates, but I finally figured 240 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,759 out the date that I'm going to be on the road. I'm going I 241 00:17:57,759 --> 00:18:03,640 mean the day I'm gonna shoot my It will be February third, I believe, 242 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:08,720 which is a which is a Sunday night. Let me make sure February 243 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:22,759 Sunday night. And it's going to be. Yeah, it's February third, 244 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,799 is a Saturday. Yeah, February fourth. I'm gonna shoot it February third 245 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:30,240 or fourth, depending on how much it's going to cost me to shoot. 246 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,359 And I'm gonna shoot my special. And that's perfect because it's in between the 247 00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:37,400 last week of the playoffs, the and the week of the super Bowl. 248 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:42,480 So I'm gonna shoot that and yeah, that's it. So I decide that's 249 00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:48,640 today because I have two great weeks great before two out of three weeks before 250 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,519 that, I'm on the road, So I'm going to hammer out this work 251 00:18:51,559 --> 00:18:56,119 on that special and bang it out on. I got two shows I'm going 252 00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:00,440 to promote real quick. All right, November forty eight, I'm gonna be 253 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:06,079 at Glory Glory Holdelujah once again for I love that club. I love that 254 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:08,880 club. It's a great club, dude, for their big Kobe Ah. 255 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:14,119 She said, no, fest I get and uh, I'm doing a meeting, 256 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,480 Greed. I'm doing a meet and greet at the puking rug, so 257 00:19:17,599 --> 00:19:22,359 make sure all the puking rug is that still going. I believe at Leaston 258 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:29,119 will be on the forty eighth. And then this Saturday, Indianapolis at closed 259 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:34,480 Memorial Hall Saturday, seven pm, Me, Ari Shaffer, Steve Renizizi, 260 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:40,359 and Ryan O'Neill are doing Ari's uh what's it called Wrong Side of History tour, 261 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,720 so Indianapolis this Saturday, November eleventh. That's great that you're in on 262 00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:48,039 that. That's all the box show me Ren is easy, Rightan O'Neill, 263 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:52,000 it's a real punch drunk saying you get You two are the only two that 264 00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:55,359 aren't there. We got all the game, bro, all the dude, 265 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:57,799 you almost were there. You were there like the fucking week before we're there. 266 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,960 But yeah, so but we're down at Butler University at closed Hall seven 267 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,799 pm and it's already a low ticket morning, so come get your dick suck 268 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:10,680 and I will guarantee you if you come up and you use the code. 269 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,319 Hey, I would listen to punch Yunk. I heard this episode either Renda 270 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,519 is Easy or or Ari will suck your cock. Ohn, Me and O'Neill 271 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:26,359 are out. O'Neill and I are out. He's out, like they're both 272 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:37,119 they came out there, they're out of the close So because we're look, 273 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:38,920 we're both from Indiana, we're both out of the closet, and we are 274 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,400 spoken for with each other. O'Neill and I are going to be dating now 275 00:20:42,839 --> 00:20:48,400 at least that night. So those guys, while Sam and you haven't been 276 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:52,480 up with the news, but everybody knows that really except it's like the Taylor 277 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:56,960 Swift. It's like Taylor Swift and Kelsey. Me and O'Neill are one night 278 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:02,119 only, are complete gay fucking lovers. So if he starts sucking someone's dick 279 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,960 or I start something, we're gonna it's gonna be a jealousy thing. I'm 280 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,680 not trying to make my man competitions where you guys fight each oime who can 281 00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:11,720 slab more. I am trying to make my man jealous. But if you 282 00:21:11,759 --> 00:21:15,119 come up and say I heard this unpunched on Ren is easy or Ari will 283 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,680 suck you off to completion. I love that. I love that. November 284 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,799 eleventh, this Saturday, This Saturday, come out to Butler University. I'm 285 00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:26,680 stoked. I'm stock to do the show, but I'm actually more stoked to 286 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,039 see those three fucking idiots. You see him on the tour bus. They're 287 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:33,559 going, they're acting like a bunch of twelve year olds on the tour bus. 288 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,920 I haven't seen that well on his Instagram or something. Always three of 289 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,799 them. Now Ari's got his whole tour going. But now he's got his 290 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:47,279 tour bus and twelve days in a row. Ren Is Easy and Ryan O'Neill 291 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:51,599 are on Ari's tour bus touring with him only twelve of the dates, and 292 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,640 they were in Indianapolis. So I hit him up. I go, dude, 293 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,480 let's have a fucking super Friends show. I told, hey, Sammy, 294 00:21:56,799 --> 00:22:00,319 I texted Ari, I go, hey, man, and I'll do 295 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,559 a fucking guest body. Uh, nothing crazy, like a fucking super tight 296 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:08,119 sixty minutes and then light me and I'll go into my thirty minute closer, 297 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,279 which is basically just me learning how to play the bagpipes for the first time. 298 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:17,680 And then parenthes I wrote, never seen one before, and uh, 299 00:22:17,799 --> 00:22:19,480 dude, and they will be fucking so pumped for all your little skits. 300 00:22:19,519 --> 00:22:25,559 Right after that skits, you know that'd be so pumped for your little fucking 301 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,960 skits. And then he goes, let's make it happen, and I go, 302 00:22:29,079 --> 00:22:30,960 do you know anybody that has bagpipes? And he goes, not in 303 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:38,720 Indiana. I'm excited. Okay, so let's get in some sports. I've 304 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,720 been Jones and dude, I know, I know, we've all been all 305 00:22:42,759 --> 00:22:45,880 over the place. You've had a lot of Yeah, you've had a lot 306 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:51,880 of Clipper news. Did anything happen with the Clippers? Oh? Yeah, 307 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:56,240 they lost yesterday to the Knicks, right out the game, the first time 308 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,519 they will. I'm gonna be honest with you. Harden looks fat. He 309 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,160 is fat. What do you mean he looks back because he is fat. 310 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:07,599 Yeah, yeah, I know, but he looked like very sloppy, so 311 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,079 he better start shedding those powers. And they played him a lot, like 312 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,039 were you surprised how much they played it? He got like thirty thirty plus 313 00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:15,039 minutes. I think, yeah, I know, I'm not surprised. We're 314 00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:18,640 paying him a lot of money. Get out there and dance. Okay, 315 00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:22,640 get out there and dance. We'll see if it works. We'll see I 316 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,039 don't. I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you. It's so funny. 317 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:33,519 The view of Russell Westbrook by the people who follow the Clippers and outside 318 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,319 media, anybody outside of that. The people who follow the Clippers love Russell 319 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:42,039 Westbrook. He is loved. He shows up every time. Maybe he has 320 00:23:42,039 --> 00:23:47,759 some turnovers there, but he goes full fours and he's excited. Everyone loves 321 00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:51,359 him. He is the leader on this team. Okay, so we love 322 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,880 him, and everyone's like, oh man, how's this gonna affect Harden? 323 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:59,279 I mean, how's this gonna affect Russell Westbrook? They're gonna make hard and 324 00:23:59,319 --> 00:24:02,880 work around Westbrook, I tell you right now, dude, and I think 325 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:06,720 it's gonna work out. The problem is that we saw last night. He's 326 00:24:06,759 --> 00:24:11,559 at zoobox, can't box out anybody. He's not strong enough. He needs 327 00:24:11,559 --> 00:24:15,880 to get into the gym and lift a thousand weights and get shredded. But 328 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:19,839 I'm a big What he's so big, you think that wouldn't be his fucking 329 00:24:19,839 --> 00:24:23,079 issue. Yeah, but he's not. He's he's not strong, and he 330 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,559 gets lit up all the time. He gets lit up all the time. 331 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:32,400 So I'm excited. I'm excited for this year. There's no team that looks 332 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,400 like outside of the Celtics, that look like they're running away with it. 333 00:24:36,799 --> 00:24:41,680 But I like it, dude, Like, yeah, they lost last night 334 00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:48,200 to the Timberwolves, who were way better than people thought. I like it, 335 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,400 dude. I love You've been to a game yet, Sam, I 336 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,680 do have tickets to go to a game yet. No, I haven't had 337 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,480 a game. I've been invited, I just haven't gone yet. I do 338 00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:59,640 want to go, though, I do want to go. I'm excited. 339 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,640 I am very excited, and I can't are there. Okay, here's the 340 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,039 number one thing that you get out here with like all these you know, 341 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:11,920 I'm in Chicago Bulls Country, so they don't really listen to Clippers too too 342 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,440 much. But all they just see is the headlines. Oh, Harden's going 343 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:21,039 there and now they's got these Are there enough balls to go around with that 344 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:27,640 starting lineup? Oh yeah, Oh yeah, for sure. I don't think 345 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:32,359 that's the Clippers problem. I never get a sense that people are upset about 346 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:36,759 getting their shots off. I think they're more The biggest problem is health. 347 00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:40,799 That's it, and a little bit of defense. I think we're gonna have 348 00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:44,400 a big problem with defense. Yeah. So the Denver Nuggets have one loss, 349 00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:48,599 the Dallas Mavericks have one loss, and Boston has one loss, and 350 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:53,599 Philadelphia has one loss. That's kind of crazy. It's early, now, 351 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,759 you know, it's early. Yeah, a lot of good teams. I 352 00:25:56,759 --> 00:26:00,759 think any of those teams could could be at the top of the end. 353 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:04,880 Yeah, I mean so far. You know, mil Walkee's four and two. 354 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,759 They struggled a little bit, but they're doing well. I mean, 355 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:11,960 they'll be right, they'll be fine. These guys figure it out. Timberwolves 356 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,440 are killing it. Lakers three and four, they don't they they and they 357 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,079 haven't looked good to me either, Like I watched them. They played great 358 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:22,480 in that game against the Clippers. That's the best game I've seen them play. 359 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,960 I think, yeah, because the thought, Okay, dude, they're 360 00:26:26,039 --> 00:26:30,160 down a bunch of guys that are normally in the rotation because of the trade. 361 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,880 This is my chance to beat them. But the truth of the matter 362 00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:36,279 is this, dude, it's just like, dude, when you're paying a 363 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:42,599 thirty nine year old that much money of your salary cap, you're screwed. 364 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:49,519 And it's like the narrative versus Like the narrative behind Lebron James on the Lakers 365 00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:55,759 versus what he gets paid is they're totally different. Like, you can't rely 366 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,759 on this guy to carry you. He's thirty nine, Well, why is 367 00:26:59,799 --> 00:27:03,799 he ain't ging fifty something millig? That's some funny You're right, You're so 368 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,680 right, you know. And it's just like listen, and probably Lebron James 369 00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:11,640 is probably worth one hundred, one hundred and fifty million dollars to the Lakers. 370 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,319 But guess what, like in this day and age of salary cap he 371 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:21,000 has completely f this team by taking that much money. And it's like, 372 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:26,039 would like imagine, like, hey, Lebron, tell me about your life. 373 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,759 Yeah, if you only made twenty mil this year versus fifty mil, 374 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,880 Bro, I would get a lot less tacos. I'll tell you that. 375 00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:36,319 Yeah, yeah, yeah, remember when he moved out, you wouldn't even 376 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:40,000 know. He wouldn't even know Tuesdays. I'm think an idiot, Well, 377 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,799 who are you trying to copyright Taco Tuesday? It's been a thing since the 378 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,960 nineties at least I remember kids talking about that, going to take taco Tuesdays. 379 00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:49,519 Why are you taking that much money? Yeah, you deserve it, 380 00:27:49,559 --> 00:27:55,039 but you you make billions of dollars, dude, you made so much to 381 00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:57,160 tell you, winning is not his number one priority, or if it was 382 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,599 also that he's not the smartest guy in the world either. I mean, 383 00:28:00,799 --> 00:28:07,440 and that's why the Las Vegas Scorpions should be very nervous about Lebron James buying 384 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,680 that having that team, because he keeps saying he wants the Vegas team. 385 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,680 I mean, dude, you already have Mark Davis and we'll get into that, 386 00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:18,440 because I actually don't mind Mark Davis. He's you can tell he's a 387 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,720 little flush with cash right now that he's willing to take this chance and get 388 00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:25,319 rid of that Coach's going to cost a lot of money. But you do 389 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,720 not want Lebron James putting your teams together. He has no ability to do 390 00:28:29,799 --> 00:28:33,640 it. He's shown it side over and over again. I mean, dude, 391 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,559 he comes back to the Caves, he gets rid of the first pick, 392 00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:42,839 which was Andrew Wiggins, who is a defensive wing, and he trades 393 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:47,480 him for Kevin Love. So he gets his ass kicked by the Golden State 394 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:51,359 Warriors because he has no one who can play defense on the wing. The 395 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:56,119 guy just totally acted himself because he had so much power. It's the same 396 00:28:56,119 --> 00:28:57,519 with Jordan too, dude. I mean, I think those great players, 397 00:28:57,519 --> 00:29:02,000 they just I'm trying to fit. Like, okay, so it was I 398 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,319 was Lady is the only one that got it wasn't Larry Bird. Larry Bird. 399 00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:08,640 Larry Bird. He was a GM a coach, and I mean he 400 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,119 drafted Tyler. He drafted Tyler Hansbur on the lottery. Let's not forget that. 401 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,440 Yeah, but at the time people thought Tyler handsbro was not really No, 402 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,720 dude, you're forgetting I go over that draft, see who was after 403 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:23,039 him, and see who else was available. Let's see if anyone else after 404 00:29:23,079 --> 00:29:27,680 that was was good enough. Okay, all right, all right, give 405 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,799 me just say I don't have to look up the year. It's like, 406 00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:34,200 what two thousand and six seven? Let me see two thousand and nine? 407 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,960 She does, Oh, yes, of course it was two thousand and nine. 408 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:45,400 Guys, have a big announcement too. You're pregnant. Yes, here's 409 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:49,119 my big announcement. Drum roll, please go ahead, drum drum, drum, 410 00:29:49,559 --> 00:29:53,519 drums drums. I have moved Bill Russell in my top five of all 411 00:29:53,599 --> 00:30:00,240 time. You moved in is out? Oh you moved Bill Russell up because 412 00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:06,359 of what recent recent accomplishments, or you might have just kind of thinking about 413 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:11,880 like if you go through exactly how dominant that guy was. It's somewhat crazy. 414 00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:18,519 It's somewhat crazy. He never lost in Game seven ever, that's ever, 415 00:30:18,559 --> 00:30:22,559 right. I mean, he's just so good and he just i mean, 416 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,960 everybody wants to say that Wilt Chamberlain was the best ever. It's like, 417 00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:29,559 bro, he beat him every time, almost every time. Yeah, 418 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,880 not a great draft. Yeah, you're right about that. Sam Drew Holliday 419 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:34,799 was taken after him. That's an All Star. Jeff Tige, there's an 420 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:40,480 All Star was taken after him. Jeff Jeff Tigue was an All Star. 421 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,039 Oh yeah, I guess he had a moment. Yeah, but that's that's 422 00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:45,319 really about it. You know, it's not a bad point. You're right, 423 00:30:45,359 --> 00:30:49,000 But I mean, like, I mean, that was that draft at 424 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:53,160 the top was pretty good. I mean you had Blake Hasheen to beat Remember 425 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,920 him going to second? What a what a terrible pick that was? Well, 426 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,680 that was the beginning of like, oh the big guys can't play anymore. 427 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:07,359 James Harden, Tyreek Evans, Ricky Rubio, Steph Curry, Damar de 428 00:31:07,559 --> 00:31:12,359 Rosen. Remember this is how bad that class was. Because Blake Griffin was 429 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:18,759 hurt the whole year and he didn't even play good. I mean step cry 430 00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:26,720 Evans won Rookie of the Year. Yeah, I mean he was Curryrosen. 431 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:30,880 Those guys are good. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, 432 00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:37,359 But I still good. But dude, yeah, I mean, dude, 433 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,839 it is so hard when the NBA moves on for you to ever get 434 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:45,599 back to the NBA. It is almost impossible because there's so much talent coming 435 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:49,319 in and these guys at the top are taking so much of your salary cap 436 00:31:49,599 --> 00:31:55,799 that they can't sign that anymore because the collective bargaining is like they have to 437 00:31:55,839 --> 00:31:57,400 be paid this much because they've been in the league this long. So they're 438 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,000 like, why would I sign him when I can have this kid to come 439 00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:04,319 in and just fill up the end of the bench. Yeah, and they 440 00:32:04,359 --> 00:32:07,160 have so many deals like for signing young talent, like those two way contracts 441 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,599 and stuff seem to benefit younger players. You know, yeah, yours, 442 00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:15,559 it's crazy, but we'll see how it goes. Uh, Johnny and I 443 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:22,640 are big. We're buying big on Wenby. Yeah, I mean he's fun 444 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:28,200 to watch too, Like, it's crazy, it's crazy. Do you still 445 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:34,880 know he do you still doubt his physicality, Uh, Sam, his physicality. 446 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,039 Yeah, do you think he's gonna be physical enough? I remember you 447 00:32:37,119 --> 00:32:38,759 talking and being worried that he was not well. I've always said that I 448 00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:44,119 think that he should play a little higher up for most of it, depending 449 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,440 on who he's playing. He does have to put some weight on, uh 450 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,480 before he SUTs going down there and banging all the time, because that's a 451 00:32:52,759 --> 00:32:55,720 lot of the leg, a lot of the a lot of everything that could 452 00:32:55,759 --> 00:33:01,079 get easily hurt. So but I mean, I think he should play like 453 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:05,480 Kevin Durant for a long time. I think it would be better for him 454 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,759 the long run, my opinion, and then go down there and block stuff 455 00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:13,319 here and there. But I wouldn't put my body on the line with that 456 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:19,079 much space, that long of a body that to get hit and your knee 457 00:33:19,079 --> 00:33:22,440 taking out all that shit. It's a special guy that I wouldn't put anything 458 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:34,400 past him. Blocks it and just grabs it. Oh I got I'll keep 459 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:38,160 it. It's it's amazing. Nobody seen anybody. And you know when it's 460 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:43,200 so funny because they did this Lebron too, where like all these bets are 461 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,079 like he's just a high school kid. He ain't gonna come here and do 462 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:50,039 nothing. And then he comes in here and take that's you got all these 463 00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:52,880 guys going. Dude, there's way too much pressure on him. He ain't 464 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,119 that guy. He ain't gonna be that guy. And he comes out and 465 00:33:55,200 --> 00:34:00,079 he beats Kevin Durant two games in a row Man, two games, one 466 00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:05,440 game, he comes back twenty points. He scored more points in one game 467 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,800 than Kevin Durant. That's nuts to me. The Spurs are so fucking lucky, 468 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:14,599 dude, Dude, it sucks. And now you got this guy like, 469 00:34:14,599 --> 00:34:16,079 oh man, is he gonna be the greatest coach of all time? 470 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:22,000 I fucking hate pop dude, just because he just he as soon as Tim 471 00:34:22,079 --> 00:34:24,360 Duncan laught, he got all super woke. It would be like if yeah 472 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:29,079 he did, it would be like if Belichick what who like got my homes 473 00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:32,119 right after a Brady? You know. Yeah, it's the equivalent of that. 474 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,159 Yeah, So I'm excited to see how it goes. I mean, 475 00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:39,719 we'll see what happens. I think this NBA, I mean, by the 476 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:45,159 way it can can Does anyone know what's going on with this? In in 477 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,960 season tournament? What is this? Yeah? I I you know, I 478 00:34:50,039 --> 00:34:51,800 kind of like it. I'm gonna I mean, I'm gonna give it a 479 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,639 chance. Is it over? Is it still going? Like? What's going 480 00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:57,960 off this tournament? I don't know. It's as different points throughout the season 481 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,239 where they stop and they play a little bit. So they're playing more than 482 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:07,480 eighty two games? No? No, well yeah, I think so. 483 00:35:07,559 --> 00:35:10,800 Hold on, I think they cut what preseason games maybe or something I don't 484 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:16,760 remember. H hold on, I think you're gonna have to talk on. 485 00:35:19,559 --> 00:35:22,719 Each team will continue to play eighty two regular season games, including those games 486 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:27,559 that are a part of group play. Yeah, so it just counts part 487 00:35:27,599 --> 00:35:30,920 of the regular season games. It's just calling it some bullshit. Well, 488 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,079 but it counts. They're in a it's like soccer. It's like a soccer 489 00:35:34,119 --> 00:35:39,800 group, and then the top teams advanced from the group. Right, Yeah, 490 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:44,679 it's stupid. No, I'm I'm into it, dude. It's an 491 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:49,880 American I don't I don't like it. Nothing about it says the USA tells 492 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,320 me where I should drink PEPSI you know what, I don't know what's up 493 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:58,639 and what's down anymore. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry you're 494 00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:00,639 going through that. I don't like it. I would rather them have a 495 00:36:00,679 --> 00:36:05,800 whole week like they to figure it out. I don't know, man, 496 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,559 it just doesn't seem interesting to be. It just seems like too loosey goosey 497 00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:15,840 that actually mean anything. Well, I mean it's it follows a pretty similar 498 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:21,039 this is how they play, like league Cups and stuff overseas and and and 499 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:27,400 SoC A good call on that, but it's really those those those tournaments are 500 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,599 really popular. I could totally see especially smaller market teams, you know, 501 00:36:30,639 --> 00:36:34,599 getting a chance because you know it's not you know, you know, I 502 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,840 have these big best of series. Once you get to the knockout rounds, 503 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,480 it's just single elimination. So you could have some teams you don't normally see 504 00:36:40,559 --> 00:36:45,880 getting to play meaningful and quotes games. Uh no, I'm okay with that. 505 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,880 Let's see, let's give it, let's give it a year, Let's 506 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,960 see how it looks. You know. That's that's my kind of view on 507 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,960 it. I'm looking forward to it because the Hornets is the only chance they 508 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,239 have of winning or you know, having any meaningful games this year. I'm 509 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:04,400 afraid boy finally had a good game ball. Oh yeah, trouble you know, 510 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,800 he's he's getting better. You know, he had you know, he's 511 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,559 coming off that injury. And I just think he took a few games to 512 00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,800 uh to get his ship together and and I think the kid looks pretty good 513 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,599 too. I think we made the right choice. Bridge is still out. 514 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's I mean, I don't think 515 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,639 they know what to do with him after this latest thing. He's an idiot, 516 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,679 Like, wasn't this Did he do it again? Or was this from 517 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:29,000 the past? It's it's it was he violated, Yeah it was. It's 518 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:35,280 another thing, but that it's old out about it until later, uh like 519 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,320 much like it was like a warrant from like February or something, and that 520 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,960 his clause, Hey if you smack a bit again, you gotta go. 521 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,559 Well, I don't think it wasn't he didn't hit her or anything. It 522 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:53,960 was I can't remember what exactly your rock at the car? That's her and 523 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,800 and their kid? Was it? Like an idiot? Yeah, yeah, 524 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,960 that's it. But I mean, you know you can say that, but 525 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,440 we don't know the circumstances. What was she thrown at him? You know 526 00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:07,440 what I mean? Oh, Johnny good point? Was she trying to hit 527 00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:09,880 him? With the car. You know what I mean, there's always there's 528 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:14,320 a lot, there's always a side. You're totally right. But also, 529 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,679 Johnny, I'm just gonna tell you this, Sam Tripley. Here, I've 530 00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:22,760 had Johnny, we lost you. I'm still here. It's just like my 531 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:30,280 cameras, he's being off here, he's being off here. Break I look 532 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:35,760 at my eye. So uh, whenever I've been I've been swung on so 533 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:40,079 many times by chicks, and I've never returned fire because you just can't. 534 00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:45,719 You can't. And so like whatever she did at this point and his if 535 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:52,199 he wants to be a career, he can't retaliate. He's an idiot, 536 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,199 dude. So it's like, I don't care what she did outside him pulling 537 00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:59,320 a gun or a knife on him. You can't retaliate in any way. 538 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,760 Man. It's old. Either you want to play in the NBA or you 539 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:07,400 go. That's it. It's like sing or killing our team. He's killing 540 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,239 our fuck I've I've never been swung on by a chick, but I've swung 541 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:16,159 on over thirty women. How many of you actually hit about twenty seven of 542 00:39:16,199 --> 00:39:20,760 them? Okay, that's pretty good for twenty six twenty seven. Yeah, 543 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,840 I'm very proud of you, dude. I'm very proud of you. You're 544 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:28,280 doing great. You're doing great. So that's the NBA. I know it's 545 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,719 just starting, so we'll get into it. We'll get into a little more. 546 00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:35,440 But I'm enjoying the season so far. I think it's great. How 547 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,079 do you guys feel about your fantasy basketball team? Before we get out of 548 00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:40,280 NBA? Let's do a fantasy basketball You're happy with everybody you got. I 549 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:47,159 made a good trade and traded Lebron and I got homeboy from the fucking Clippers, 550 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,039 and I'm more than if he still will be the number one leading square 551 00:39:52,119 --> 00:39:57,320 for the Clippers now that they have hardened. No, I mean, I 552 00:39:57,639 --> 00:40:02,079 think there's an understanding on who is who is the man? That's my opinion. 553 00:40:02,159 --> 00:40:06,480 I'm sorry. I just think there's a I think they're coming in knowing 554 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,920 he knows exactly what he's doing. But the problem will not be Wait, 555 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,320 are you saying Harden's gonna be the man? No, it's gonna be Kawhi 556 00:40:14,519 --> 00:40:19,039 is the man. Everybody knows that, and then one B is Paul George 557 00:40:19,079 --> 00:40:22,639 and then the other guys figure it out. But yeah, I traded Lebron 558 00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:25,800 for Paul George. I think Paul George is one bee and Kawi is going 559 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:30,039 to play fifty four games. George is gonna pay play fucking seventy eight. 560 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,119 George, Like, dude, if you go, who is the greatest clip 561 00:40:34,159 --> 00:40:37,559 factor that into one A? If you're going to be gone a third of 562 00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:39,280 the season all the time, I'm like, fuck, we need another guy. 563 00:40:40,079 --> 00:40:44,880 There's an argument that Paul George is the greatest Clipper of all time. 564 00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:50,320 He got us farther than anybody else, did he? Just I just you 565 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,360 know, he wasn't hard. It's hard to vote for that guy when he 566 00:40:53,559 --> 00:40:58,679 like, he wasn't there for fucking eleven years, you know. Yeah. 567 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,880 So, well, what do I think of my fantasy league? I don't 568 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:05,360 know how I ever lose a game. I mean, my team is lost 569 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:09,960 one to me. I don't know already beat you. I have no clue 570 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,920 how you beat me. My team is so stacked. This is not hurry 571 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:20,480 and Kevin Durant, so this is his team. Caden cunnyam Jalen Brown, 572 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:27,719 Kawhi, Leonard uh Jannis, Anthony Davis. And here's here's where secks get 573 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,159 a little weird. But I got Brandon Ingram and I still haven't had He's 574 00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:37,639 been out the whole time. Bradley Beale, Darren Fox, she c J 575 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,320 McCollum, and like, dude, my team is fire. It's fired. 576 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,920 Just the problem is I had so many injuries in the first week. But 577 00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:47,239 I got a good team. I'm very excited. I feel like a three 578 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:52,679 peat is coming. I've got like eight centers. What's your team? Read 579 00:41:52,719 --> 00:42:00,000 your team? I have Steph Curry, I have Harden, I have uh, 580 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:05,480 Kevin Durant. That's good. I've got the great Gordon Habers, I 581 00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:15,199 got uh. I've got Michale Bridges, I got v Tyler Harrow. Yeah, 582 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:20,320 it's a good team. The team sucks. My team is predicted to 583 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,480 win. So I will tell you that, Johnny, you got it pulled 584 00:42:22,519 --> 00:42:24,800 up right there reading my team. I was not impressed with Johnny's team right 585 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:29,840 there. I was not. I am not impressed with your performance. Well 586 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,159 the computers are they predicted I'm gonna win. You've got Kyrie Irving, Uh, 587 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:37,880 not a big fan. You've got friends of Wagner. You've got Tatum, 588 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:47,760 Paul George. Not bad Murray. Let's see uh Murray from Atlanta Eddie 589 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:53,599 Murphy. Now I got Murphy. Yeah yeah, from you know the Hawks. 590 00:42:53,840 --> 00:43:01,119 More on your team, Lamello. I'm just telling you the computers love 591 00:43:01,199 --> 00:43:05,480 my team. My team fills out the box course. Yeah, well, 592 00:43:05,639 --> 00:43:08,000 computers are gonna kill us. All yeah, well, your team sucks, 593 00:43:08,079 --> 00:43:12,000 Johnny. There's no way you better start. Maybe. I mean, I 594 00:43:12,039 --> 00:43:14,639 don't know. Oh, Jerny have it. My team has finished first place 595 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:17,119 for the past like four years and has multiple championships. I don't know what 596 00:43:17,119 --> 00:43:21,239 to tell you about, Johnny. I haven't won one championship. What are 597 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,800 you talking about? What champ What did you I won? I've won like 598 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,639 three times. What are you talking about? I won the last two. 599 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,559 Let me go back in the app here and tell you, Johnny. Well, 600 00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:34,119 Johnny, while you look that up, you should have to ask AI 601 00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:37,480 to make you a logo called Johnny's Bag of Fart. I won in twenty 602 00:43:37,519 --> 00:43:40,280 eighteen, twenty nineteen. I won twenty nineteen, twenty twenty, I won, 603 00:43:40,519 --> 00:43:44,239 twenty one, twenty two, and then twenty two twenty three. There 604 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:49,159 you Okay, So Johnny you won every year? No, just four times. 605 00:43:49,199 --> 00:43:52,960 No, I didn't win. I did not win in twenty you didn't 606 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:57,159 wear the year before. Of course, those are the years that we we 607 00:43:57,199 --> 00:44:00,280 gave it to the we said we were doing. We never did that. 608 00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:06,719 Stop with that. Okay, you sound dumb. The commissioner, the commission 609 00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:15,000 with any fantasy sports ever, NA Fantasy League game. You don't even know. 610 00:44:15,079 --> 00:44:19,519 You don't know anything about fantasy. Clearly, the first Fantasy League game 611 00:44:20,079 --> 00:44:22,119 they didn't have tournaments. No, yes they did. You don't know what 612 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,599 You sound so stupid. You don't know what you're talking about. Sam, 613 00:44:25,679 --> 00:44:29,079 You don't know what you're talking about. So what do you think? This 614 00:44:29,159 --> 00:44:30,960 is a Sam style of argument when he knows he's wrong. He just got 615 00:44:32,159 --> 00:44:37,800 you gross o, bigger stupid gross. You know what you're talking about. 616 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:42,519 It's called roto fantasy, dude. The original Fantasy League, they didn't play 617 00:44:42,519 --> 00:44:45,639 tournaments. You tip, You don't know what you're talking about, your person? 618 00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:50,880 You so gross? Well good, let's just continue with you being wrong 619 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:55,119 for eleven minutes. Then we'llkright. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. The tournament 620 00:44:55,280 --> 00:45:01,280 is the guy whoever wins the playoffs wins the league. Okay, that's how 621 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:06,159 it goes. Stop, that's not what I'm just telling you. That's not 622 00:45:06,199 --> 00:45:08,519 what we did in this league. Okay, you can have your your fake 623 00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:14,360 fantasy championship and I'll have the real fantasy championship and I've had the last few 624 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:19,280 years. You won the season exhibition tournament. That's correct. Okay, it's 625 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,559 so I don't know what else to tell you. I'm sorry. Yeah, 626 00:45:21,559 --> 00:45:23,280 well, I don't know what to tell you that. You're just pushing this 627 00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,519 about it. I don't know. You keep going. Shut you the one 628 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:32,880 that brought it up because you start reading championships you didn't win. Shut up, 629 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:38,280 I've got the champions NFL. Talk to me, Hey, what's wrong 630 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:43,920 with your raiders? I don't know, man, I'm excited for the Yeah, 631 00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,880 it's weird, though, it's weird to just bed your quarterback in the 632 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,440 middle of the thing. Go with the guy that was fucking working at a 633 00:45:50,559 --> 00:45:57,039 Denny's making fucking moons over a four year starter of Purdue, which is a 634 00:45:57,079 --> 00:46:00,159 past, happy, fucking football team. This guy the NFL start. This 635 00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:07,639 guy's done an NFL fucking starter. So you would say, every NFL team 636 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,519 goes, I will go with this guy over Garoppolo if they go you these 637 00:46:10,519 --> 00:46:16,400 are your two choices, dude. People listen at the this guy's going to 638 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:21,039 be all the Raiders were called all the Raiders fans were calling for eight in 639 00:46:21,119 --> 00:46:24,400 the start, they watched this is the quarterback, this is who you want 640 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:28,400 to be. It's going to be the winner or not. Whether he he's 641 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,519 the one next year, that's a I want to find out, because everybody 642 00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:37,920 wanted this kid the Stars over Garoppolo. Sure, I hear you. We 643 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,719 were in a similar situation. I understand what you're saying. So so it's 644 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,239 like, you want to find out is this the guy or not? Because 645 00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,639 Garoppolos got the guy, So let us let's get kicks on the kid. 646 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:50,159 Yeah, okay, and he listened. Du If he loses every game, 647 00:46:50,159 --> 00:46:52,320 I'm fine with that too, because then we get a higher draft pick and 648 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,239 we get one of these guys coming out. But right now, dude, 649 00:46:55,239 --> 00:47:00,320 it's like, this kid can throw the ball. He's a good he can 650 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:04,960 throw the fucking ball. I like him, and I like that they you 651 00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:08,440 know, it's like, listen, I am blessed that maybe my teams don't 652 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:13,880 win, but it's not because I don't have an owner that doesn't try, 653 00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:17,360 you know, I mean, my Mike, all three of my teams the 654 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:24,000 Dodgers, the Cliffords, and the Raiders. Who fucking Raiders owner is terrible 655 00:47:24,039 --> 00:47:27,519 owner, not just because of his haircut, which is the worst haircut in 656 00:47:27,519 --> 00:47:31,599 the world. It is the worst shipid ship, Yes, but the point 657 00:47:31,639 --> 00:47:36,000 when I'm trying he's done anything since he inherited that team, he hasn't done 658 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,679 anything. No, what he does is he gets he gets a coach that's 659 00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:44,239 doing well, and then he gets excited and he goes signs a name brand 660 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,960 and it blows up in his face. It's happened twice, so I think 661 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,920 he's learned his lesson and he doesn't need to go after the name brand coaches 662 00:47:52,360 --> 00:48:00,559 like fucking a chucky and fat fuck. Okay, sure I could see that, 663 00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,960 but dude, the fact that he's willing to get rid of this coach 664 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:09,039 went so obvious. Both the players and the fans don't think Josh McDaniels is 665 00:48:09,079 --> 00:48:12,760 doing a good job. And it caused him a lot of money to do 666 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,159 it. Most owners wouldn't do that, I'm sorry. And the fact that 667 00:48:16,199 --> 00:48:20,639 he's willing to do it because he's plush with cash from this new stadium, 668 00:48:21,039 --> 00:48:27,320 I think that's a good sign. Just cut cut, fucking cutwaight, just 669 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,760 ditch it, start to complete the fuck over, right, Yeah, I 670 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:35,679 mean, like, dude, it wasn't going anywhere, right, I hear 671 00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:39,800 you on that. It just wasn't And he just dude, it's not even 672 00:48:40,039 --> 00:48:44,039 like, oh you go, I gotta get the ingredients, dude. Even 673 00:48:44,079 --> 00:48:45,920 when we were winning, you would do shit that would like what are you 674 00:48:46,199 --> 00:48:52,719 doing? Bro? When you're down eight and you kick a field goal and 675 00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:57,760 you're like right there, like what are you doing? What are you doing? 676 00:48:59,079 --> 00:49:01,760 Johnny? What do you think about your I mean, your Panthers are 677 00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:06,400 I'm sorry to say it, but they're pretty bad. Do you see the 678 00:49:06,519 --> 00:49:07,880 hope? They're bad? The defense? Defense is okay, I mean they're 679 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:13,079 just the defense has just been devastated by I mean they they're missing like seven 680 00:49:13,199 --> 00:49:15,840 starters or something like that, you know when you count like the guys that 681 00:49:16,519 --> 00:49:20,960 rolled down to But uh yeah, no, I don't see any hope. 682 00:49:21,079 --> 00:49:22,559 No, they don't have they don't have a first round pick next year. 683 00:49:22,679 --> 00:49:28,400 And they're the worst Bears. And the Thursday night game is Bears Carolina and 684 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:32,079 Chicago is the most the two worst teams in the NFL such a bad playing 685 00:49:32,119 --> 00:49:35,920 against each other on Thursday night. You think they would have flexed out of 686 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,519 that, I guess you. No, I don't think has it. I 687 00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:44,119 don't think it started yet, right I think, oh really, I think 688 00:49:44,599 --> 00:49:46,079 maybe this week as the first flat, well you would think they would have 689 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:52,320 moved that game to Sunday. Adam going nuts though for a fucking forty year 690 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:57,360 old white guy playing receiver, Well it's because he's the only guy. He's 691 00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,440 the only guy that can catch a football on the fucking team. That's why. 692 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,480 The only reason I know that is because I have them. It gets 693 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,920 like eighteen points a week. I go Jesus Christ, Adam Thieling at thirteen 694 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:10,880 catches for years. There's a question, Johnny, is this like you know 695 00:50:12,199 --> 00:50:15,519 if they can play or not? Do you think he's a good He don't. 696 00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:20,559 I don't think you do know, because we have the worst offense fly 697 00:50:20,639 --> 00:50:27,119 in the NFL possibly and this is the literal worst group of skill position players 698 00:50:27,159 --> 00:50:32,559 in the NFL. So I don't understand why North Carolina doesn't do better. 699 00:50:34,039 --> 00:50:40,760 I just don't get it. Carolina, Like just the professional league teams in 700 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,840 North Carolina, well they've got some. I mean the NHL team has won 701 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:51,039 the Stanley Cup a time or two, and you know, the Hornets are 702 00:50:51,079 --> 00:50:53,639 always just kind of kicking around eighth or something, you know what I mean. 703 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,480 And the Panthers have been the Super Bowl a couple of times. You 704 00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,360 know, that's about it. I mean, it's for a small market. 705 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,559 That's you know, you can't you're kind of doomed to that, that kind 706 00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:06,800 of cycle of like popping your head up every five five or so years and 707 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,119 then rolling back down the hill. That's all. That's all you can ever 708 00:51:09,159 --> 00:51:14,199 hope for, really, unless you get lucky like San Antonio, you know, 709 00:51:14,199 --> 00:51:16,079 which that's even that's a big market really. But you know, if 710 00:51:16,119 --> 00:51:22,639 you if the league shines its face on you, you know, the sunshine 711 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:28,239 of David whatever. I was listening to this great interview from you know, 712 00:51:29,039 --> 00:51:35,920 that draft with Anthony Davis where Jim Rome got into this kind of nasty argument 713 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,920 with David Stern. He had him on, you know, and asked him 714 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,880 if the draft to fix. Yeah, So it was that for some reason 715 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,559 that came up on something that was the other day. It's just an old 716 00:51:45,599 --> 00:51:51,719 interview with It's one of these classic old UH interviews that kind of pops up 717 00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:57,000 sometimes on YouTube, and it was Jim Rome asked if they fixed the draft 718 00:51:57,039 --> 00:52:00,679 because, you know, the the Pelicans the Hornet at the time, the 719 00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:04,599 New Orleans Hornets were owned by the league. Despite the fact that the Bobcats 720 00:52:04,639 --> 00:52:09,079 had the single worst winning percentage in NBA history that year, by all rights, 721 00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:15,440 deserve the number one pick. Uh and the New Orleans Hornets got it. 722 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,639 So General masks him, if you know, if it's fixed, then 723 00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:21,159 he just got so angry. Dude, he goes, oh, what you 724 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,360 so do you still beat your wife? You know, to prove that point. 725 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:29,760 But I I I really think that draft. But isn't the answer to 726 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:36,559 that is I'd never beat my wife? Answer? Well, the answer is 727 00:52:36,679 --> 00:52:39,119 nobody thinks they can beat my wife. Everybody thinks the draft is fixed. 728 00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:45,039 That's the answer. Yeah, the answer everybody beats their wife. No one 729 00:52:45,039 --> 00:52:52,800 considers don't beat their wife to one degree or another. That's correct. Dude. 730 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:57,239 You look like you do like some kind of like conspiracy radio show. 731 00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,000 Jason, you look like you have your own conspirac see radio show. We're 732 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:06,840 talking moth Man right now. I'm Jason Tebo. Welcome into the YEAP. 733 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,679 But but I think it's interesting, man, I mean, like, uh, 734 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,440 will that kid be good. I mean because they might, they might 735 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,800 ruin Hi. He's getting sacked and hit like more than anybody. He's getting 736 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,159 killed. Dude, if you look at the PFF stats, when he's not 737 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,480 pressured, he's one of the best quarterbacks the NFL. He's like in the 738 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:34,159 everybody does good if you look, if you look at I mean, they 739 00:53:34,639 --> 00:53:37,920 charged everybody, and he's one of the best, Like everybody else is less 740 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,239 good than him, is what I'm telling you. But when he's under pressure, 741 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,599 he's just getting killed. Yeah, yeah, that's what I think. 742 00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:46,199 That's what it is. And I think if you if he had ideal circumstances, 743 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,159 a solid line and some decent guys, he would be good. He'd 744 00:53:50,199 --> 00:53:55,039 be very good. But he's gonna be worse than average when he's you know, 745 00:53:55,079 --> 00:53:59,239 he's getting pressure because he's throwing the spots. You know, he's he's 746 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,960 timing, and that requires you to have skill position guys that can actually get 747 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,840 to spots, not slow guys who you know don't run routes well, which 748 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,639 is what they have right now. I know Sam's got to go soon, 749 00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:12,800 so I got two things I want to get. Make sure I get Sam's 750 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:17,920 points on them before we go, OK, but one is uh and this 751 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,519 is also for Johnny two. But then, what do you guys think about 752 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:27,920 or I should rephrase it. How stupid do you think it is that now 753 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,280 they got flag football in the Olympics? Bro? I wanted to do this 754 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:36,239 on Broken SIMB. I mean, like, I don't understand why people are 755 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:40,880 depressed right now because there's so much more opportunity than ever in everything. Ever, 756 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,800 there's so much I mean, like, you can go pro in so 757 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:49,039 many sports now everything's a pro sport. You can go pro. Is there 758 00:54:49,039 --> 00:54:52,480 a pro flag football league? I'm sure there is. It's an Olympic sport. 759 00:54:52,559 --> 00:54:57,119 There's several, Johnny, there's one. There's a women's and men's, 760 00:54:57,159 --> 00:55:00,639 several divisions of flag football. They hey, you in Subway sandwiches or something 761 00:55:00,639 --> 00:55:05,239 like that. But dude, like I mean, Johnny, there there is 762 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:10,039 like a professional balloon keep the balloon. Yeah, I seen, dude. 763 00:55:10,039 --> 00:55:13,679 That's incredible. Dude, have you ever watched that? It is incredible. 764 00:55:14,079 --> 00:55:16,920 It's so crazy. It's all pro sports ship right, but pro I mean 765 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:22,360 what I mean, are they really those guys all one hundred dollars playing sports? 766 00:55:22,639 --> 00:55:27,880 How great would that be that's like saying we're professional podcasters. But Johnny, 767 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,280 before I go, because I got a jam. Guess who just went 768 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:36,000 back into the basketball gym and is already lighting it up from the outside. 769 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:40,039 Not you, I would say, assassin, the Armenian assassin. Who's that? 770 00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:51,199 Who's the army assassin? Sammy T He's already dropping bombs? Bro dropping 771 00:55:51,519 --> 00:55:54,119 bomb? Where are you going to play? I do so. I wanted 772 00:55:54,159 --> 00:55:59,360 to with this guy, Joel Staley. He's my fitness trainer. If you 773 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,280 go Joe's Daily Fitness, He's got me on work regiment. So I'm lifting 774 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:07,440 weights now, so Mondays, Wednesday, Friday, I lift weights and I 775 00:56:07,559 --> 00:56:12,599 uh and then like at the end, I'll go shoot some hoops. Wait, 776 00:56:12,639 --> 00:56:15,199 you're not playing anybody? Are you just shooting? I played a little 777 00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:16,760 bit. I got winded. I couldn't believe how winded I got running up 778 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,599 and down the court. So I'm excited about that. Wait, wait, 779 00:56:19,639 --> 00:56:22,079 but I thought you said you were just like ripping people and stuff. But 780 00:56:22,119 --> 00:56:24,280 you know it sounds like you just ran out of gas after running down the 781 00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:28,039 No, no, no, what I played and I was just I was 782 00:56:28,159 --> 00:56:30,920 a facilitator because the shot the ball so then he came back another day, 783 00:56:31,079 --> 00:56:36,440 started shooting some threes from the outside, just practice nailing this. Oh so 784 00:56:36,599 --> 00:56:40,199 okay, so unguarded. In practice, you were just like your quarterback. 785 00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:45,199 Gotta get recalibrated, dog, gotta get recalibrated. Now, from the way 786 00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,000 you presented it originally, it's you made it sound like you were in the 787 00:56:47,159 --> 00:56:51,760 gate. He was ready for the Olympic team. I am ready for the 788 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:58,199 Olympics. It turns out he was just shooting some free throws a horse with 789 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,440 himself. What he was the dude. We got UFC coming up as well 790 00:57:00,519 --> 00:57:02,840 too. You guys can keep going. I wish I could keep going. 791 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:07,360 But Sam, before you go my life, two more things real quick. 792 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:13,320 No, but you just did, and now you're kids old. I want 793 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,599 to be canceled the I was going to say, what are your thoughts about 794 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,119 Dwight Howard and all this stuff? Now, first of all, we've been 795 00:57:20,159 --> 00:57:23,079 saying this. We've known he's been a momo for a long time, and 796 00:57:23,159 --> 00:57:29,159 we don't care. We love be the most momo you can be. Now 797 00:57:29,159 --> 00:57:31,480 he's trying to get blackmailed, no pun intended. I'll say it again. 798 00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:37,199 Dwight Howard has so many kids that he just wants to be able to have 799 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,880 sex with something that doesn't come with a child support payment. That's all he 800 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:45,440 wants. He just wants to bury his bone in somewhere that doesn't turn out 801 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:51,440 to be more people and take. He's got to be running out money soon. 802 00:57:51,519 --> 00:57:53,280 There's no way that guy hasn't got to be broke soon. With all 803 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:59,320 the kids he has, it's amazing to come away of fortune. But dude, 804 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:05,400 you know that's why they're saying the kid who is the the the host 805 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,119 of the Mass singer, which is the false is? I mean that alone, 806 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:13,400 that show, Now, I love Doctor Ken, but that show alone 807 00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:20,440 should should be cause for us getting new the fact that multiple seasons, it's 808 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:24,280 so bad, it's so bad, it's so weird, and it's like, 809 00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:29,000 God, bless you, Doctor Ken. Get that cash, make that money. 810 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,639 But that is the worst. What are we doing as a society. 811 00:58:31,519 --> 00:58:37,519 But dude, Johnny, Johnny, this is my whole favorite. I think 812 00:58:37,559 --> 00:58:42,280 that people are dumb and we're just forcing the like good ship. Oh yeah, 813 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,880 dude, you wonder where the Biden votes came from. It's people that 814 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:46,880 watch the Mass. I mean, like, dude, we've seen these people 815 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,639 blowing up and stand up. God bless them. I'm happy for them. 816 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,760 But man, they're these these jokes that are blowing up on Instagram are so 817 00:58:55,960 --> 00:59:00,559 dumb. Oh have you heard this, Jason? So Sam is going after 818 00:59:00,639 --> 00:59:05,480 this next special? Sam is changing directions and going like more family or yeah, 819 00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:09,280 I'm going, what's up with my kids? Like seriously, stop he's 820 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:15,800 doing would be doing stuff? Yeah all this second, like an inner city 821 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:20,920 black father. Yeah, family matters. It's me all right, guys, 822 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,400 I gotta go go to stamps to me dot Com, grab tickets. I 823 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:27,280 want to start doing punch Shrunk on the regular. We just gotta figure out 824 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:30,159 the top. Yeah, all right, guys, thank you, goodbye, 825 00:59:30,599 --> 00:59:34,760 buddy, see you later. That was Sam Triple a loser dude, fucking 826 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:37,679 trying to pretend that he won the Fantasy Basketball It's supothetic, am I right? 827 00:59:37,679 --> 00:59:40,679 This is the ninth time we've had this argument. There's only one way 828 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,519 for you guys to settle it. If it really bothers him. You know 829 00:59:44,599 --> 00:59:47,280 that it bothers him so much everything bothers him. The only way you can 830 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:52,079 really settle this is sixty nine in each other and then whoever fucking taps first 831 00:59:52,159 --> 00:59:53,639 is the champ. Yeah. Man, the other day, because I did 832 00:59:53,639 --> 00:59:58,960 a stupid thumbnail on like a Twitter post that was like just a like a 833 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,280 little child's drawing of he was like at the mic, you know, with 834 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:05,199 it like talking like this, holding the mic, and so I just made 835 01:00:05,239 --> 01:00:07,840 it like a little dick, you know, but in like a child like 836 01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,800 in red you know, crayon basically, and he's like, take that stupid 837 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:15,119 picture down. So what I didn't. Look what I did, hold on. 838 01:00:15,239 --> 01:00:19,039 What I did was he doesn't like being the butts of jokes. No, 839 01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:22,760 no he doesn't, but never he does all those roasts. He doesn't. 840 01:00:22,039 --> 01:00:27,599 Uh no, yeah, he's sensitive. Look look what I put him 841 01:00:27,599 --> 01:00:30,119 instead. Though. It's funny. I was like, all right, you 842 01:00:30,119 --> 01:00:32,760 want me to take it down, I'll just put this up. I just 843 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:37,840 split it out. Yeah. Now it looks like he's just actually blowing some 844 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:45,000 guy. I'm starting to think that the Falcons need a coaching change. I 845 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,199 mean, I don't get they're ahead of the Panthers, but not by a 846 01:00:49,199 --> 01:00:52,440 ton. I mean they're equally fucked. I would say, in some ways, 847 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,599 I just totally assume what they're doing. Man, you got Bijon, 848 01:00:53,719 --> 01:00:58,119 you draft this guy first with your fucking six picks. Should yeah, they 849 01:00:58,119 --> 01:01:04,119 should? He gets about ten times if game offensive with running backs. They 850 01:01:04,199 --> 01:01:07,360 had two good running backs the NFL and rushing if it wasn't for the Bears. 851 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,119 And then the reason the Bears got more rushing yards in the Falcons because 852 01:01:09,119 --> 01:01:14,480 their quarterback had a thousand yards. It was hit them and the Falcons you're 853 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,280 doing. They had extra six hundred yards more than us because their their quarterback 854 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:23,880 ran for a thousand yards. You're dealing with riddle right, Well, you 855 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:34,440 know the writing's on the wall. Done, no worried? Yes, can 856 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,679 he throw the can? He pushed the ball down the field. Have you 857 01:01:36,719 --> 01:01:38,079 ever seen him do The game looks too fast? Yes, I have seen 858 01:01:38,159 --> 01:01:40,800 him do it. The game looks too fast. The game is too fast 859 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:45,559 for because every time that box score or see him play his stats, he's 860 01:01:45,599 --> 01:01:49,840 like twenty eight of forty for one hundred and thirty yards. I mean, 861 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:53,960 it's it's got the weirdest just a weirdest signs. He does it the weirdest. 862 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:58,599 Lines, leads the NFL and turnovers. He's got six fumbles, six 863 01:01:58,639 --> 01:02:05,159 interceptions and like five to pass sis fumbles. Damn, that's bad yeah, 864 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,480 bad. Two of them were on him on the stat line, but you 865 01:02:09,599 --> 01:02:14,360 one could argue it was the center's fault. It was a snap exchange twice 866 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,320 one time. He those guys who do that do that, you know what 867 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:22,480 I mean, it's just even though it's even though it's and over again. 868 01:02:22,559 --> 01:02:25,559 Yeah, one hundred percent. Not making excuses whatsoever, none of that. 869 01:02:25,679 --> 01:02:30,039 But I was just saying, but so, you know, he reminds me 870 01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:32,320 of honestly, it's a little bit, a little bit of a little bit 871 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:37,280 of Donald. He's kind of got that, you know, like just got 872 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:44,800 more confident in the headlights. I would have more confidence in Donald than and 873 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,679 you know Heinigy. I mean like now then you go, well, okay, 874 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:52,199 is Heiniky your fucking guy? Ahe in the future. No, he's 875 01:02:52,239 --> 01:02:55,000 okay, but he's he's a solid as hell backup. He's like if you 876 01:02:55,159 --> 01:03:00,199 gotta yeah, he's like, he's like like the poor man's Ryan Fitzpatrick is 877 01:03:00,239 --> 01:03:04,360 what he's like, which is the poor man's uh, you know, Tom 878 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,239 Brady or something. But sure, sure, sure, yeah, one hundred 879 01:03:07,239 --> 01:03:10,880 percent. I get you on that. So we'll see, Man, I 880 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:15,039 guess we're playing I don't I don't remember we're fucking playing this weekend. The 881 01:03:15,079 --> 01:03:17,079 crazy thing is our fucking division is so shitty that you guys still have a 882 01:03:17,159 --> 01:03:22,159 chance if you can figure it out all there could be a nine and eight 883 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,760 team win that division and have a home playoff game against like a fucking eleven 884 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:30,280 and sixteen. I'm gonna be so pissed if Baker Mayfield wins the division after 885 01:03:30,679 --> 01:03:36,039 he shipped the bed so hard in Carolina. I mean, if he had 886 01:03:36,039 --> 01:03:38,039 played just this well last year, he'd probably still be the quarterback and we'd 887 01:03:38,039 --> 01:03:42,320 be waiting for Drake may and the kid by the way, do you see 888 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,400 I want to ask Sam about this. Did you see how what did you 889 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:52,039 think of the kid from USC Williams? Like he se bawling in his parents' 890 01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:54,679 arms after that? That was weird, right, wasn't that a little weird? 891 01:03:54,679 --> 01:04:00,440 It was weird? Hey man, Sometimes you have a telling that, 892 01:04:00,519 --> 01:04:01,320 I mean, I'm sure on the field, though, you go do that 893 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,320 behind the scenes. He came back to win. He didn't come back to 894 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:10,840 uh do anything other than get a heisman and win a national championship. And 895 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:15,480 now they look like shit. And that was a very frustrated twenty one year 896 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,960 old boy. It's funny, dude, the wheels fell off of North Carolina 897 01:04:18,039 --> 01:04:23,199 and USC at the exact same time. I knew USC wasn't US. USC 898 01:04:23,559 --> 01:04:26,920 was a paper Tiger, and so was Notre Dame. There's a lot of 899 01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:29,519 these teams that was North Carolina. I mean they, I mean, I 900 01:04:29,559 --> 01:04:31,679 can tell from the beginning of the defense. Is Colorado as well? Colorado 901 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:35,719 was fine, they just don't have the Yeah, Colorado does not have the 902 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:42,840 fucking front trenches Colorado needs. Yeah, and they look so good those Colorado 903 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,360 looks so good those first few games. Dude. But hey, you know, 904 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:49,679 but but you know what would be fucking super fun is some uh Colorado 905 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:55,599 Notre Dame fucking New Year's Day Bowl game. There's a there's a lot of 906 01:04:55,639 --> 01:04:59,320 fun bowl games Colorado could. They could pair it up and some of the 907 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:02,920 ratings will be hell of a lot better than a fucking Washington and Uh, 908 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,320 but I think this college football is going to come down to a good I 909 01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:12,559 mean, Washington's good, Florida State's good, Uh, Michigan's good. I 910 01:05:12,559 --> 01:05:15,280 think Ohio State and Georgia are beatable. I'll say that. Yeah. No, 911 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,639 this isn't more Open year than we've had one of those guys, because 912 01:05:18,679 --> 01:05:23,159 I think Oregon's goddamn tough as fuck too. That their only loss was that 913 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,880 heartbreak of a game against Washington, which was the game of the year. 914 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,559 So it's college football is gonna come down and be wishing. Makes you wish 915 01:05:29,599 --> 01:05:32,239 we had that that twelve team playoff we're going to have next year because two 916 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:35,639 years yea or two years yeah, man, it would be so good this 917 01:05:35,719 --> 01:05:41,519 year. Did you watch in Ghanu and fucking Fury? Not until, I 918 01:05:41,559 --> 01:05:44,719 mean, not not live, but I watch it later. Yeah it was. 919 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,159 Uh, it was surprisingly surprisingly good. Do you think in Ghana one? 920 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:54,079 I didn't, but I thought you could easily have it even Yeah, 921 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,599 I mean it was Tyson Fury did himself no fake. He clearly didn't take 922 01:05:57,639 --> 01:06:00,679 it seriously anytime. He's got that huge gut, you know, he didn't 923 01:06:00,679 --> 01:06:02,800 take it seriously, and he didn't take it seriously. I had I had 924 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:06,440 it as a just about a draw in my opinion. I think that's about 925 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:13,159 right. But definitely, Uh, wasn't the whip down? A lot of 926 01:06:13,199 --> 01:06:15,199 people thought nope, I nope, And I really thought it would just be 927 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,679 Tyson Fury keeping him on the end of a jab the whole time. But 928 01:06:18,519 --> 01:06:21,239 that's not that's not what he was trying to do and that's not what happened. 929 01:06:21,719 --> 01:06:25,000 And Ghanu dude has a future in boxing if he wants it, I 930 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:29,079 think, don't you. Yeah, maybe a little too late in his life 931 01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,159 to be starting to but I mean, like, if he wants to have 932 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,719 what I mean by that is, if he wants to go out with a 933 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:39,840 few huge money fights against name guys in the heavyweight division, he could do 934 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:46,360 that for sure. I mean, I'm excited for this Nate Diez fucking choke 935 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,480 out that he's gonna have on fucking much his face. Wait, I don't 936 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:53,960 know what you're talking about. What is this? You know? Nate? 937 01:06:55,119 --> 01:06:59,960 Oh, they're having a rematch with the fucking Paul what's the name Paul brother? 938 01:07:00,079 --> 01:07:03,880 What's his name? Jake Paul? Jake Paul and Nate are having a 939 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:09,199 rematch. But this one is this one isn't boxing. It's m m A. 940 01:07:09,199 --> 01:07:12,599 Are you serious? He's going to kill him, isn't he? I 941 01:07:12,679 --> 01:07:17,880 know it's gonna be great. He's getting and it's a ten million dollar perse 942 01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:23,199 forum. He said, just what are the rules? It's basically UFC rules. 943 01:07:23,239 --> 01:07:26,280 Is that? What is that's right? Oh, he's this is gonna 944 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:29,719 be great when now, Oh that's great. Look it up, look it 945 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:34,519 up. It's like in December, maybe late December. Maybe, I don't 946 01:07:34,519 --> 01:07:45,079 know, all right. James Nay Diaz tweeted it and said, since nobody 947 01:07:45,119 --> 01:07:50,920 else will fight you, I'll beat your fucking ass. Yes, Jake Paul 948 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:57,159 accepts offer for m M A fight versus Nate Diaz. Won't do boxing rematch, 949 01:07:57,199 --> 01:08:00,719 he says, all right. Jake Paul's made it clearly no interest in 950 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:02,960 meeting Nate Diaz in the boxing ring again, but he is prepared to face 951 01:08:03,039 --> 01:08:09,079 him in the MMA cage. Paul's Most Valuable Promotions announced on Monday that he 952 01:08:09,119 --> 01:08:13,400 has rejected his offer for a boxing rematch, but accepted an offer from PFL 953 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,960 for an MMA fight against the former UFA UFC star. All right, wow, 954 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:21,279 good, I want it. What's the dates? I think it has 955 01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:27,079 the date? Well, the tweet doesn't have a date. Johnny, did 956 01:08:27,119 --> 01:08:30,920 you and your girlfriend have some fucking, seriously fucking nasty, fucking sex for 957 01:08:31,319 --> 01:08:34,680 Halloween? She dressed up like a little fucking god. Damn. No, 958 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:40,079 Honestly, we didn't do anything. We were going to go see the Shining 959 01:08:40,119 --> 01:08:45,119 but she got a bleeder and uh we did nothing. Oh she went as 960 01:08:45,159 --> 01:08:49,079 a cunt for Halloween. Yeah she wasn't had no offense, no, no, 961 01:08:49,079 --> 01:08:53,800 no, no, no, none. Taking she's probably I could see 962 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:57,279 you getting into like if she dressed up like a donkey on Shrek and he's 963 01:08:57,319 --> 01:09:01,880 just like, you're like the fucking that fucking gingerbread man, fucking guy from 964 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:06,039 one of those movies, and you just guy's got the nuts. You're so 965 01:09:06,159 --> 01:09:10,399 stupid. It's been a lot, so much to talk about, dude, 966 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:15,119 we eighty six. Oh, I thought you asked what I shot today? 967 01:09:15,119 --> 01:09:21,039 When I go, all right, yeah, where'd you play? It's called 968 01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:28,319 Erskin park Erskine, park Erskin Park. Wow, mm hmm, okay, 969 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,600 I love it up to you. I went to a little concert last night, 970 01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:35,840 these smoking hot chicks from England. It's their first tour of the US. 971 01:09:38,079 --> 01:09:42,119 Little English rock and roll band called The Last Dinner Party. Really good. 972 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:46,880 The lead singer is Oh she's she's very attractive. We saw her at 973 01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:51,760 l Ray Theater. Saw them at l Ray Theater. Good belay. That's 974 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:56,159 the one kind of mid city park Lebrea in that area. Little theater. 975 01:09:56,319 --> 01:09:59,039 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, alright, yeah yeah cool place. 976 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:03,319 Uh what else going on? Ninety day? Really good? I sent you 977 01:10:03,319 --> 01:10:08,359 guys a little video from this guy Sarper on ninety day he had I saw 978 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:11,720 my that was the best. Can you play that video? Yeah? My 979 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:15,119 girl? Uh my girl? Uh like, just show me an Instagram post. 980 01:10:15,159 --> 01:10:17,520 She was like, he's so stupid. And she showed me this thing 981 01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:24,640 of him doing announcing cameo and I was like, how much is this If 982 01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:28,119 it's really cheap, like this could be like the best why I ever spent? 983 01:10:29,119 --> 01:10:31,439 And I went in honest about the price it was. It was twenty 984 01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:34,520 It was twenty five dollars plus seven dollars to get him to do it really 985 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:39,239 fast, which is what I want because I couldn't wait seven to fifty huge 986 01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:43,039 money, very well spent. Now that here's what the problem is. I 987 01:10:43,039 --> 01:10:45,560 don't know a lot of people other than now. People don't know ninety day 988 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:50,880 fiance does Jeff Dannis great, wonderful Jeff Dannis fight Nanny, Johnny and his 989 01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:56,840 girlfriend and I, all of our watched this fucking ridiculous night. We forgot 990 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,640 to ask Sam. We didn't have time to ask Sam about it. There's 991 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:04,159 this on there that's literally the worst fucking guy ye'll ever fucking see. He's 992 01:11:04,279 --> 01:11:08,960 so funny, everything you think about a beach bag. And then this text 993 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:13,000 thread that we're all in together Jeff Danis and I just can't stop ripping into 994 01:11:13,039 --> 01:11:15,079 this fucking guy. And then Jenny got it. First of all, he 995 01:11:15,079 --> 01:11:20,000 says he slept with over two hundred and fifty two, twenty five hundred women. 996 01:11:20,279 --> 01:11:23,960 His girlfriend won't even sleep in his bed until he gets a new bed 997 01:11:24,199 --> 01:11:27,800 with how many people he's fucking? This crooked ass, the bed boy is 998 01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:30,760 just all just traumatized. Why have you watched the latest episode? Because he 999 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,439 I did see the He claims that he's got like a child that he didn't 1000 01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:38,600 even know he does if he's been banging everybody for twenty five hundred people, 1001 01:11:39,039 --> 01:11:43,000 and what was the He fucking yeah, he's just an absolute ridiculous guy. 1002 01:11:43,079 --> 01:11:47,359 He so they're getting a new mattress and he tells this chick, yo, 1003 01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:54,479 yeah, yeah, it's good sex. You'll one argasmic bitch, multiple argasmic 1004 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:59,119 bitch. Right in the fucking mattress story. He tells his chick that so 1005 01:11:59,279 --> 01:12:02,680 he she had a lilt sucker in his mouth and her mouth and he snatches 1006 01:12:03,039 --> 01:12:08,119 lollipop. He snatches this fucking lollipop out of her mouth and throws it on 1007 01:12:08,119 --> 01:12:11,920 the fucking ground. So we've been ripping on this guy for about two weeks 1008 01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:15,000 and then Johnny said, this video cameo right here to me and Jeff. 1009 01:12:15,279 --> 01:12:20,079 This is good Jason and Jeff. Hey, buddy's a I'm older, the 1010 01:12:20,119 --> 01:12:26,399 aware that you have teasing meat. My dance moves, eh, leave me 1011 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:30,840 five under. What does he say right there? My decimals? What I 1012 01:12:30,039 --> 01:12:35,600 thought he was talking about his muscles? He wass Let me tell you the 1013 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,880 prompt I gave. I told him like, hey, my friends, Jason 1014 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:41,800 Jeff are making fun of you, but I think really they're jealous of your 1015 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:45,319 physique, is what it is. Uh So I was hoping that you could 1016 01:12:45,399 --> 01:12:48,239 threaten to come and find them and, you know, slap the lollipops out 1017 01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:51,960 of their hands. This is what is what That's what I told him up 1018 01:12:53,239 --> 01:12:56,159 and this is what you got from that. Hey, buddy, al, 1019 01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,960 I'm older, the aware that you have teasing meat. My dance moves, 1020 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:04,439 eh, my decimal twenty five hundred were dying to see those moves, on 1021 01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:10,600 theres begging you get Oh, Jerry, pose it. I heard that you 1022 01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:15,479 guys were teasing me about my dance moves. What now, I heard that 1023 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:19,760 you guys were teasing me about my dance moves. Believe me, twenty five 1024 01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:24,880 hundred were dying to see those more. Oh oh, I thought, Jason, 1025 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:28,840 I just thought you were telling like accusing me and Sam of making fun 1026 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:31,720 of you about something that so I got you dance moves. That's what he 1027 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:35,800 says. That was very hard to understand. Okay, now, James, 1028 01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:42,479 heybody's I'm oldly aware that you are teasing my dance moves. The dance moves. 1029 01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:49,079 Were dying to see those moves on theres begging you get what I mean? 1030 01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:55,279 And this is why they get it. Face. I will be watching 1031 01:13:55,319 --> 01:14:00,159 you, guys. The brother is watching you. If I hear it and 1032 01:14:00,279 --> 01:14:02,840 that you are talking about me, I will come to your place and take 1033 01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:06,279 your lollipops out. Believe me, you don't want to mess with me. 1034 01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:15,720 Eyes on you yourself, I love. The best thing is that he made 1035 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:18,680 this like threat homo erotic. I mean to come and take your lollipops out. 1036 01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:24,960 He's naked too. Basically, he does have a fantastic I tell him 1037 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,800 to do that. I did tell him not to have a shirt on for 1038 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:30,159 this like the should you really? Yeah? You really did? I swear 1039 01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:34,239 I told him to do I I I told him he should do a little 1040 01:14:34,319 --> 01:14:40,560 uh, like a little stripteas dance. But I told him that you guys 1041 01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:43,239 were jealous of his body and probably wanted to see him do a little strips 1042 01:14:43,279 --> 01:14:46,000 He's dance, That's what it was. Actually. Uh. I wonder how 1043 01:14:46,039 --> 01:14:50,560 much gay ship he gets asked to do like gay men like, well fucking 1044 01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:57,079 messed out. I I know of at least one. So if I had 1045 01:14:57,079 --> 01:15:00,720 a bodyline and I will say this to compliment this guy, if I had 1046 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:03,359 a body like his, forget about it. I wouldn't own a shirt. 1047 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:09,000 You would have a couple of deck ties. I would have maybe like a 1048 01:15:09,119 --> 01:15:15,399 best but yeah, I wouldn't own a shirt, not all. I would 1049 01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:17,560 just walk around with no shirt on. You could not I would be like, 1050 01:15:18,239 --> 01:15:20,439 you couldn't get me to take my shirt off, I mean, keep 1051 01:15:20,479 --> 01:15:25,920 my shirt on. It would just be out all the time. His name 1052 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:30,520 is Did you notice that every person in his family was like Sarper and Herper 1053 01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:40,439 and Heper all the sarp one person name was Buddies Buddies. I'm he really 1054 01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:45,359 seems like a put on character. Oh dude, I yeah, it's you 1055 01:15:45,399 --> 01:15:48,159 couldn't write him though. That's how you know he's real, is that you 1056 01:15:48,239 --> 01:15:50,640 just couldn't write a guy as funny as he is. I mean, it's 1057 01:15:50,680 --> 01:16:00,720 really sash. Yeah, it's too too much. He's great. He's great, 1058 01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:01,800 dude. I hope he's I hope they give him his own show or 1059 01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:06,560 something now that defindly Chantelle is going away. Uh, we gotta get him. 1060 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:11,359 I watch her fucking super gigantic kits too. Oh, I haven't seen 1061 01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:15,279 the new episode. It was good. Oh it's weird. Yeah, well 1062 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:18,319 they're like divorcing now right, Oh it's bad. What's it about. I 1063 01:16:18,359 --> 01:16:23,680 mean, it's about exactly that they're splitting up the house. Was it good? 1064 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:26,600 You made it sound like it wasn't good. I just mean it's a 1065 01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:29,479 bad situation. It's not like anything good about it. But you know, 1066 01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:33,159 her family is crazy. He's a fucking I almost feel bad for him, 1067 01:16:33,399 --> 01:16:38,279 you really almost do almost feel bad for oh ude, because he was I 1068 01:16:38,319 --> 01:16:41,600 mean, he was up with that family from the start. Her family is 1069 01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:45,199 real bad and this ship. They're fucking real, fucking mean, well, 1070 01:16:45,279 --> 01:16:46,319 they're all going to be like I told you so, right because they didn't 1071 01:16:46,319 --> 01:16:48,720 like him from a jump. They hated that. Yeah. Now they're trying 1072 01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:51,439 to get him kicked out of the country all this mean shit. Oh really 1073 01:16:53,399 --> 01:16:55,720 yeah yeah, yeah right, he's got a job and everything. They can't 1074 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:57,800 get that guy. And he's got like a real he's really good at his 1075 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:02,600 job. When it seems like I bet he's just crushing fucking twats. Boom 1076 01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:08,039 ba boom ba boom. Dude. I'm pumped to go see these guys down 1077 01:17:08,079 --> 01:17:11,000 in India. It's gonna be fun. I'm going to John Mayer on front. 1078 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:15,439 Oh yeah, before him. Yeah, I bet that's pretty good. 1079 01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:18,159 He's fucking pretty guy. Yeah. I like him. I you know, 1080 01:17:18,279 --> 01:17:20,680 he's he kind of grew up, you know, he's like one of these 1081 01:17:21,239 --> 01:17:27,439 guys who grew up as a musician, you know, like evolved. I 1082 01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:30,800 like him and like as a person too. He seems like a nice Like 1083 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:38,640 when he started coming run the comedy store, he was well past being famous, 1084 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,680 you know, he had been famous for fucking fifteen. It was long 1085 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:45,720 after, you know, and I think he worked out all of his crazy 1086 01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:49,279 hollywould be a fucking fuck boy shit. And by the time he was hanging 1087 01:17:49,279 --> 01:17:53,239 on the commersar, he was just like a fucking cool guy. So I 1088 01:17:53,279 --> 01:17:56,840 think he kind of matured a lot of ways musically and just as a fucking 1089 01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,680 person. Yeah, I mean I have too, I would say, especially 1090 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:02,479 music. I feel like I've evolved, you know. I mean, you 1091 01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:05,239 can't stay in one place. You've got to You're like a shark, you 1092 01:18:05,239 --> 01:18:10,560 know, you gotta keep moving forward. Musically, you gotta evolve your ideas. 1093 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,199 You gotta you know, you say you start out acoustic, you got 1094 01:18:13,279 --> 01:18:15,800 to bring some electric guitars. And it doesn't matter what your fans say, 1095 01:18:15,239 --> 01:18:18,840 you know whatever, whatever, just listen to. I just listened to a 1096 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:24,520 one song over and over and over. That's it, is it? The 1097 01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:27,800 theme for the Mickey Mouse Club is that it no, it's happy birthday to 1098 01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:31,279 you, and then we can't listen to it's rights free, so we just 1099 01:18:31,279 --> 01:18:33,560 listen. Oh no, actually it doesn't. Somebody have like the rights to 1100 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:39,800 I believe that's true, or somebody wrote it. I mean, somebody had 1101 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:44,600 to write it. That's the worst, that the birthday thing is the worst. 1102 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:46,840 What do you mean like that somebody has the rights to that. Let 1103 01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:50,560 me see, it's probably in the US, Okay. I think that's when 1104 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:56,000 you're let's say you're a dinner, a bunch of fucking fifty ten people eight 1105 01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:59,800 percent dinner for your birthday or whatever, fuck, and you know the bill 1106 01:19:00,079 --> 01:19:03,560 or whatever, and then someone's like, hey, it's somebody's fuckings fit and 1107 01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:09,880 then they were like happy and you're like, oh, fuck, having seven 1108 01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:13,600 people sing at you is the fucking words because you just got to sit there 1109 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:16,920 while all these people sing this fucking stupid tongue. Oh you know what the 1110 01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:21,000 truth is, Warner Chappell kept trying to enforce the copyright and then they were 1111 01:19:21,039 --> 01:19:25,920 made to pay back fourteen million dollars to people that they made to pay royalties, 1112 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:30,039 and now it's public domain as of twenty sixteen. But yeah, they 1113 01:19:30,039 --> 01:19:32,640 were trying to enforce it up to twenty sixteen. The happy Birthday song? 1114 01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:38,479 Wasn't that so stupid? Yeah, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. 1115 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:42,319 That is the dumbest. That's almost as dumb as Sam saying you won the 1116 01:19:42,359 --> 01:19:46,359 fantasy football league. I would say basketball, Yeah, the fantasy basketball Yeah, 1117 01:19:46,359 --> 01:19:50,079 sorryah, equally stupid to say you wont the football play. Yeah, 1118 01:19:50,079 --> 01:19:55,199 I beat Kareem this week. I'm doing pretty good. I forgot. I 1119 01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:58,199 thought basketball didn't start till next because with the draft was late, I didn't 1120 01:19:58,199 --> 01:20:00,800 think it starts till next So I drew because I forgot set my fucking line 1121 01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:04,000 up. I didn't have three guys in the starting lineup all week. One 1122 01:20:04,119 --> 01:20:06,880 night, I fucked myself. One night, I was two guys I could 1123 01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:09,720 have got in that I didn't get in, and I was like, God, 1124 01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:13,439 damn it, just because it was this week. I was so stupid. 1125 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:15,359 I forgot. I just forgot. No, I just fucking try to 1126 01:20:15,399 --> 01:20:18,119 set it for fucking days in advance. Yeah I do. I just do 1127 01:20:18,199 --> 01:20:23,560 the week on Monday usually, Yeah, exactly. And I don't think my 1128 01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,920 team's gonna be good. I got too many centers. I just it just 1129 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,920 ended up in the draft because I had the last pick, you know, 1130 01:20:28,439 --> 01:20:31,920 and uh, it's too many centers. And the draft kind of went weird 1131 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,760 because we had a few people who weren't there and they were on auto draft. 1132 01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:40,439 Uh, and so it yeah, it was. It was a weird 1133 01:20:40,439 --> 01:20:45,880 one. Anyway, what uh what day is that again? The show Saturday? 1134 01:20:45,399 --> 01:20:49,640 That's a big Saturday. Yeah, it's like twenty five hundred. I 1135 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:55,720 would say, Wow, that's cool, that's fair. Yeah, I'm just 1136 01:20:56,239 --> 01:21:00,600 I'm literally like I said, I mean, I won't go a minute over 1137 01:21:01,039 --> 01:21:06,000 sixty. So you're sixteen minutes, you're real type, don't sixty minutes. 1138 01:21:06,079 --> 01:21:10,960 And I told them, like me at like fifty five minutes, and I'll 1139 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:15,319 go into my thirty minute closer, which is that big bag pipe number when 1140 01:21:15,399 --> 01:21:17,239 you and you're not going to deny them an encore if they ask for it, 1141 01:21:17,319 --> 01:21:21,920 right, I mean, if they're loving the bagpipes and I'm feeling it 1142 01:21:23,319 --> 01:21:28,760 because I've never played the bagpipes, what if I'm like fucking badass at it? 1143 01:21:29,319 --> 01:21:30,760 So yeah, if they're feeling it and they won't want me to go 1144 01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:34,560 another fucking thirty forty fifth, you know whatever? Yeah, all right, 1145 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:39,640 wouldn't you even go so far as to guess that you will be great at 1146 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:43,680 it? Jason at bagpipes, I have a feeling well in the room that 1147 01:21:44,039 --> 01:21:47,199 big, it might be hard for me to tell if they're into it or 1148 01:21:47,239 --> 01:21:50,800 not. So I'm just gonna go, yeah, they're into it, and 1149 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:55,640 I'm yeah, So I'm just gonna do tight sixty right in a thirty minute 1150 01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:59,640 closer, bang out another you know, whatever they want to thirty I mean 1151 01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,439 that's what you should have. No regard for the audience anyway, don't even 1152 01:22:01,439 --> 01:22:03,880 look at them, you know, just keep keep going, keep playing the 1153 01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:10,159 backpipes, knowing that deep down it's what I need. I'll know, Yeah, 1154 01:22:10,199 --> 01:22:13,239 I'll have, I'll know. It'll just be a feeling, I think, 1155 01:22:14,279 --> 01:22:17,960 and then and then yeah, big closer and then right in in the 1156 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:24,239 fucking encore, and then ladies and gentlemen fear. Everybody's wanting to know. 1157 01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:28,600 And I'm getting questions on the chat already. Are you gonna wear underwear to 1158 01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:30,960 this? Are you gonna wear underwear? What are you thinking? Uh? 1159 01:22:34,159 --> 01:22:41,119 Probably? Will they stay on? That's a real good question there. Yes, 1160 01:22:41,279 --> 01:22:44,239 I'm gonna go yes, because you always worry about shitting your pants, 1161 01:22:44,239 --> 01:22:46,600 because that's part of my you know, my right in the middle of my 1162 01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:51,399 act, I did this fucking kind of like my pants, saying well, 1163 01:22:51,399 --> 01:22:54,800 that's it. I mean, come on, you know that's cutting out humor 1164 01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:57,359 there, Jason. You got to do your ship your pants. But people 1165 01:22:57,399 --> 01:22:59,560 don't know I need them, yeah, because they are. You can't you 1166 01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:02,199 can't do it. Jason Tebow show without the ship your pants bit, people 1167 01:23:02,199 --> 01:23:09,119 were riot exactly because and you know that's my opener, because you know what, 1168 01:23:11,039 --> 01:23:13,760 right there, your shock, You're like, whoa, what can he 1169 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:15,439 do that? What could he possibly do now that his pants are full of 1170 01:23:15,439 --> 01:23:18,600 shit? If you start your fucking It's what I'm saying. This is all 1171 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:23,680 I'm getting at. If you are doing let's say, two hour show, 1172 01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:27,319 like I'm doing just a quick too right before, already does this fucking skits. 1173 01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:29,800 Yeah, yeah, I go on. If you're doing a two hour 1174 01:23:29,840 --> 01:23:32,439 fucking show, you started the ship in your pants and you end that thing 1175 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:40,680 with a fifty five minute bagpipe fucking situation. Man, they're gonna talk and 1176 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,760 well, that'll be something that everybody you know, you know how you have 1177 01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:46,680 these events where you know, the venues held let's say like twenty five hundred 1178 01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:49,960 people, but then twenty years from now, they're like forty thousand people who 1179 01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:54,159 were like I was there when Jason tebou shit his pants and played the background. 1180 01:23:54,359 --> 01:23:57,880 That's what that's going to be like it is, it feels like it 1181 01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:00,960 right now that that's what we're kind of heading towards. If you want to 1182 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:04,359 be in Indiana if you want to be at that I bought. I promise 1183 01:24:04,399 --> 01:24:12,239 you this, hands down, this is the funniest, the funniest comedy show 1184 01:24:12,279 --> 01:24:15,680 in indian app in the state of Indiana, maybe even the entire Midwest, 1185 01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:19,279 could be the whole world, but definitely maybe in the whole Midwest. This 1186 01:24:19,399 --> 01:24:26,439 Saturday is O'Neil ren. It's easy Ari myself. Maybe we'll get Maybe we'll 1187 01:24:26,439 --> 01:24:30,720 get puke is easy to throw up. We get him to throw up live 1188 01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:33,600 on stage. That would be fucking fantastic. I would love that. Bring 1189 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:36,680 him out to hold the bagpipe, maybe while you shoot yourself and then you 1190 01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:40,800 could have vombit. That would be good. I'm not against any of it. 1191 01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:45,880 I'm not against any of it. So it also if you are in 1192 01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:49,880 Indianapolis area and you're coming to this show, this is very important. Bring 1193 01:24:50,159 --> 01:24:54,760 bagpipes if you know anybody that has bagpipes, or even if you could just 1194 01:24:55,039 --> 01:25:01,039 make semi working bagpipes, because I don't have anybody. Really is no spoiler 1195 01:25:01,039 --> 01:25:12,319 alert, but it's a part I need it for the show. Uh My 1196 01:25:12,920 --> 01:25:16,560 high school you know is uh the Fighting Scots Because most of the Scotland County 1197 01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:21,560 it was founded by like Highland Scott's and the bagpipe was like the fight song, 1198 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:28,760 you know it was. It's the worst noise. And you know, 1199 01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:30,439 I love you if you're listening to this in your big bagpipe fan or your 1200 01:25:30,439 --> 01:25:33,720 player, what I'm good. Good for you. But it is the I 1201 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:38,399 don't it's the fucking So. Do you ever go to like a wedding or 1202 01:25:38,399 --> 01:25:41,520 a funeral or something and there's a bagpipes that are going You must it was 1203 01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:45,000 your high school thing. Yeah, no, I heard. It's the worst. 1204 01:25:45,279 --> 01:25:46,560 I don't hate it, honestly, I got used to it, but 1205 01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:51,800 yeah, it's it is abrasive, it is a it is as an assault 1206 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:56,000 on the ears. I will say that, just so many different noises coming 1207 01:25:56,000 --> 01:26:00,960 out of that one little bag of pipes. Yeah, sounds like it hurts. 1208 01:26:00,159 --> 01:26:06,159 It sounds like it's hurting music. So the music that hurts really all 1209 01:26:06,239 --> 01:26:09,760 right? All right, Jenny, I'm gonna go get something to eat. 1210 01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:13,199 I love you guys, guys coming to the show this week. Go get 1211 01:26:13,239 --> 01:26:17,000 Sam's comic book going, Go check out Sam Schell's and go to Ari the 1212 01:26:17,079 --> 01:26:23,479 Great or Ari Shafir dot com and check out his aut He's in like a 1213 01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:26,920 fucking New City every other fucking day. It's amazing. So he's coming somewhere 1214 01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:30,680 near you. And uh again, is he doing any podcast? I know 1215 01:26:30,079 --> 01:26:32,319 he quit, you know, skeptic thanking and then he was supposed to be 1216 01:26:32,359 --> 01:26:35,520 doing a travel thing, but I don't think he is. I think he's 1217 01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:41,279 shooting stuff. I don't know what he's doing. He's crazy, this guy 1218 01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:45,359 to be podcasting. I wish he was a podcasting. He's always working on 1219 01:26:45,439 --> 01:26:47,840 something, but hey, maybe I'll find out what it is this Saturday. 1220 01:26:48,239 --> 01:26:54,760 Guys, this has been punch drunk and once again, enjoy your life and 1221 01:26:55,039 --> 01:27:05,239 suck it. What did they think? Every Girl's my girlfriend, Every Girl's 1222 01:27:05,319 --> 01:27:12,760 my girlfriend, every good. It has disturbed me how much Sam loved this 1223 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:24,359 song. The ans was like, yeah, special mege, what am I 1224 01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:35,199 saying? Doobby stop? Just let it rock. These are kids we're supporting 1225 01:27:35,279 --> 01:27:42,399 now. If you are, if you're a drum puncher, bye bye on 1226 01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:46,680 the problem. If you want to find this h and by it the kids 1227 01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:54,199 with knee high Let's get busy is the name of the album. Every Girl's 1228 01:27:54,279 --> 01:28:02,199 My Girlfriend, Every Girl's my girlfriend. I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this 1229 01:28:02,319 --> 01:28:08,079 to vote. Should this be the new punch drunk theme. I