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Good evening, leads and gentlemen.
Is Tuesday night, and this is a

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very special day to my right the
man, the mydth Legend, the Admiral

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of the airwaves, a point Dexter
podcast, your favorite of mine, the

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birthday boy himself fifty two and six
foot two baby, and he is still

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put his cock through the white pig
and face. Put your hands and in

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it for bad mora, whoa duggie
die? You never disappointed, You never

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disappointed. Look at that little sweet
emotions, sweet emotion, and you've been

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having sweet emotions all day on your
birthday. Happy birthday, Bell. Well,

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thank you. I appreciate that.
Very kind to you. I was,

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yeah, it was. I mean
it was a day, right,

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it was a day. You're night. What are you gonna do? You're

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old though, after fifty at sixty
seventy eight, when you start hitting ages

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where you go, shit, that
sounds old. So where I start and

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I don't think. So. You
want to know what I wanted to do

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today? And I did? It
was I wanted to go and work out,

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so that I usually take a strength
class. It's me and all women

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on Tuesdays and Thursdays around lunchtime.
Just you and all. It's me and

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all women the gym that I instruct
boxing at. So I've gone sporadically throughout

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the summer. But I'm like,
you know what I've been running lately.

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I'm like, you know what I'm
gonna I'm gonna go do that. So

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this morning I came in here,
I was working. I was here by

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like eight o'clock. I get a
call from my father. My father is

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uh calls me. It's like it's
like nine, and he goes, Oh,

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it's gonna go to the gym,
but I'm blocked in. They're paving

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the driveway in the back. They're
mowing alaw of the bunyway. He stuck

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here for a half hour, so
I figured i'd call you happy birthday.

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I'm glad to be thought. Then
he goes, I can't believe it was

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fifty two years ago. I threw
your grandmother out of the apartment. My

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mom's parents had come up and I
was the first child. I was a

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ten pound baby, and I think
at the time they didn't they didn't do

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cesarean as much. So my mother
wanted a natural birth, so they basically

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pulled me out. She needed to
spinal all this shit, and I guess

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my grandmother decided she wasn't feeling well
and couldn't travel home the hour and a

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half. My grandfather at the time
was a New York City fireman. He

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needed to get down and do a
shift in New York City, so he

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leaves her and my uncle, who
was seventeen at the time. My mom

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was twenty four, and they stay
at the apartment with my dad, and

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my dad said, you know,
you're getting all these calls from everybody.

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It's the first it's the first kid, and she's chiming in on every call.

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Oh, I'm telling that now that
he goes Finally, I slammed the

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phone down and go, that's it, get out, and he threw them

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out just like that, kicked her
bag down the stairs. And yeah,

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my grandfather had come back from New
York City pick up. But he's talking

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like it happened today or yesterday or
last week. It was fifty two years

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ago. It's one of those memories
still, I just it cut right through

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to this son was born and remembers
everything. Well, I guess, and

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so yeah, but see, I've
had three and I don't remember everything from

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all those Well that's true. I
do remember getting very upset because at the

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time, my wife and I just
wanted us in there, and my wife

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had some health complications with things,
and her mom had always been like her

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healthcare proxy and was very concerned and
anestea or you know, whatever medication they

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were gonna be using, it was
an anesthesia, and she wanted to be

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in there. And I think I
remember saying to my wife at the time

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that I go, Jesus Christ,
because her mom was really little, I

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go, she wants to put on
a miner's cap climbing in your vagina and

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cheer the kid out. Tell her
to stay the fuck. So it was

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my version of throwing her out of
it. No, they were great,

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but it's it's a high pressure situation. It is a high pressure situation,

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and it was and my wife,
who probably would have not had a problem

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with her mom being in there,
it certainly stood my wishes and did not.

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And it was just us in there. Yeah, yeah, as it

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should be. He was the doctor, the nurse. Yeah, yep,

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that was That was it. And
that was a tough one that the first

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guy was was a little rough.
Yeah, but then not having any kids,

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I wouldn't know that experience. She
could be like the old days where

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you just sat in the other room
and smoke a cigar and let the doctor

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come out and tell you, well
it's a boy, Well it's a girl.

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My mom actually did tell me a
story, and I was going to

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call her later tonight. She was
telling me that. So at the time,

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my grandmother could. She just had
a way about her. I loved

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her, but there were many,
many, many people. I mean even

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at her funeral, I said something
and one woman came up to me afterwards

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and goes, thank you for saying
that, because she made life hell for

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anybody who was coming. Like my
uncle's wife, she was just she was

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just awful. She even used to
say to like a first girlfriend, I

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brought her around this guy. I
don't know if I like it. She's

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very bossy, she was loud,
she would just say it, you know,

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and she had strong opinions on things. I'll tell you one that was

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one of my favorites with this woman. Had two moments that I just absolutely

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loved with my grandmother, and they
were one, I was older, she's

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old school Irish right from not from
Ireland, but her family pretty much,

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and that there was a year that
they decided this is terrible and I could

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get in a lot of trouble for
saying this. I do not believe in

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this anymore. I never believed in
this, but it was funny for the

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effect. And I think if I
said this, even two people who were

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gay, they would be okay with
it. But at the time, they

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were starting to allow in the Saint
Patrick's Day Parade, which was a high

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holy day in my family, and
my grandfather every year would march with the

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Fireman in the New York City Saint
Patrick's Date brain Well, this year my

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grandfather had I think passed. By
this point, they were allowing gays to

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march in the Saint Patrick's Date parrade. And I don't forget even Catholicism wasn't

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recognizing gay people within the institution of
the church. It was, you know,

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their belief What's God didn't like this
and all this stuff. So it

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comes across the news. And when
my mom had a TV in the kitchen

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and it's and it's just me and
my grandmother sitting there, and I had

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to be God. Yeah, I
think my kids were around, so I

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had to be in my early thirties, and I said, look, at

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that. You know, she goes
get her. I know, I know,

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you know what they do. They
put that filthy thing in their mouth.

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No, it could be anybody like
an rose sexual put filthy. They

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had nothing to do with anything.
But I said this to your grandmother.

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Yeah, God, Doug. Probably
like ten minutes later, I start here

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like that noise. I don't know
what. I don't know what's going on.

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I go, what's going on?
They put that filthy thing in the

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mouth. I fucking lose it,
laughing like I can't breathe. My mother

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doesn't know what's coming on. She
hears my grandmother sounds like she's choking.

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Who knows what. She comes running
in. I'm laughing, and she goes,

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what is so goddamn funny? And
I'm trying. I can't even explain

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it. I cannot. I cannot
do this. Just watch the parade,

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Yes, we're watching the news about
the parade that was coming up. I

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mean, just insanity. And then
there was a time where, uh,

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we threw a thirty fifth wedding anniversary
for my parents who were married close to

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thirty eight years, and then they
split. But uh, this is a

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big deal, and they had gone
out and We had all these flower arrangements

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and things, and my grandmother,
my parents went out, and my wife

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at the time and my sister really
kind of organized this whole thing, and

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they were prepping the food and all
this. My brother and I were doing

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some things, and I think my
sister at the time, this is terrible.

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I'll give you another one for my
birthday. But listen, see this

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is where I go. I don't
want to get canceled. My sister was

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dating at the time a guy who
was of Korean descent, so he's yeah,

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I mean, he's kind of I
think this just might have been one

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of the first times he's ever meeting
all of us, and they're kind of

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serious. I think they were living
together at the time. So she's introducing

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and then somebody says, well,
we got to iron the tablecloths, and

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my grandmother had been drinking, like
steadily drinking. And she looks at him

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and goes, well, yeah,
people can do that pretty well, like

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like it was nothing, like it
was nothing, And I go, oh

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my god, Oh my god,
that's twenty years ago. And even he

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was raised. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. She died at ninety six

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years old, so she's been through
a lot of decades of change, but

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who says that. Then she gets
so drunk that night I drunk. She

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hammered to the point where my brother
decided he was drink it too. He

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took the hose, the detachable hose, out of the sink and put up

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between his legs and pretends he's like
pin and it's landing on her and she's

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dancing around, has no idea grandma's
all drunk. My mom had this room,

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and they had this really beautiful big
house, and it had two entrances.

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One was French stores on one end, and one was just a single

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glass door off the dining room,
but it was two enters into the same

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room. There were two couches on
either side that faced each other, a

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table like a coffee table in between, and a fireplace right and vaulted ceilings.

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And so my grandmother finally has had
enough and she went and she laid

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down on the couch and she had
her hands on her chest, and my

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brother looks at me, goes,
she looks like she's dead. So we

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had all these flowers that we got
through, all these roses for the anniversary

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party, which was going to be
the next day. So my brother and

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I each get that and I start
going in through the French or says no,

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no, no, no, you
never entered the funeral. You never

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go into a wake from the front. You gotta come into the back.

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So we go through the back.
The two of us are giggling and laughing.

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We kneel down. We put flowers
on her chest, and she's laying

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in there like this and we're kneeling. We're kneeling on the couch. Next

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she picks the flowers up and starts
beating us. Bullshit, bullshit, And

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she got up and started drinking again. This second second wind comes blowing in.

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Then this is this is the anniversary, and we work together, and

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you'll remember this because I would love
fucking love to get this call back.

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It was early on cell phone,
I'm gonna say early on in cell phone

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technology of the kind we have today. I think I had a phone in

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ninety seven or ninety six, but
they were that gray flip down thing right

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this when you broke in the car. Yeah, Now, this is one

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where you it was like you could
flip it up, but you could get

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Facebook on it. And it was
the first time I think I was getting

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social media on my phone, and
I had all my music on there and

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all this stuff, and I don't
know, I think it was an iPhone.

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Anyway, I would always be listening
to stuff while I mowed the lawn.

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So I remember mowing the lawn and
I stopped, and I'm back.

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I know exactly where it was.
I had built the kids a treehouse,

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and there was the pool was back
there. And I stopped and I see

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that I had missed a call from
my grandmother. So I play the voicemail.

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It's my grandmother and my aunt,
who is only eight years old than

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me, fifteen years younger than my
mom. They're together, and uh,

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well, maybe they're calling again.
This is what it was. We were

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calling again. So I answer and
my grandmother says to me, Hi,

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happy birthday, blah blah. She
said, did you get our message earlier?

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And I said no, and she
said, well, don't listen to

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it, billy, don't listen to
it. Happy birthday, have a great

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day, blah blah blah. My
aunt gets done Hi, So then I'm

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like, oh, I gotta fucking
listen to the show. So I listened

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to it. It's my grandmother and
my aunt and my grandmother doesn't realize that

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she didn't get me. She's but
it's my voicemail on my phone. Is

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she going Happy birthday, Billy?
And she pauses and my aunt goes,

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it's his voicemail, Ma, and
she says, I know, and she

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goes, well, then leave him
a message. My you stop talking?

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Why are you always yelling at me? And then she's They start going at

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it, and then at the end
was my grandmother goes, why didn't you

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leave me alone and let me die? And as they go ahead and die,

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and we played this boismail over and
over on the air. I remember

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used to play it. Oh,
yeah, I gotta fi. I wish

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I fucking had it. I wonder
if because when you went to the other

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company, yeah, you asked me
if I could take it up. So

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I found it, and so I'm
wondering if it might still be in my

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email that I said somewhere. It
would be awesome with the world so great

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if it was. Yeah. So
those were some That was my grandmother ninety

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six, she made it to ninety
six. Yeah, she made it to

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nineties. You calling your mother later? I was gonna call my mom later

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and uh the show, Yeah,
yeah, years ago somebody said, always

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make sure you call your mother and
your birthday. I agree, remember that

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day more than anything else, even
her birthday. Well really Smith or whatever,

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it's it's the I wouldn't be here
had she not gone through. And

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I was a ten pound baby,
so she's gonna remember that, you think.

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So it was great. Everybody has
up bowing ball every day. That

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was a little insanity, for sure. What have you been up to?

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I have and getting my breast cancer
Part one of a two part event for

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the Breast Cancer Coalition of Rochester.
I had done a bowling event for ten

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years and then COVID hit and people
are telling me, wow, I don't

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want to be indoors with strangers,
like, well, do you golf?

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Yeah? Good, I would do
golf and bowling. You can't do that.

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It go, It doesn't matter.
So this will be four years of

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golf. It's gonna be at Salmon
Creek next Monday. I'll tell you what,

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man, I'm looking like a beautiful
day. I don't mean to sound

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like that guy, because I'm certainly
not. But I'm talking to my sister

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today. She and her family had
gone to the Galapagos Islands and they did

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some deep sea diving and all this
other ship came back and everybody got COVID,

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but my brother in law had it. They thought it was just a

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mile cold, and my sister thought
it from traveling. She's like, I

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don't care enough. And then my
sister got hit hard high fever. She

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goes, this is the worst I've
ever had with this new COVID. So

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I'm going outdoor ship made better.
Please. We're still on that outdoor say.

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I hate to be there, but
I don't want to get sick in

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anyway. I don't want anybody gets
me either, And I know that it

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sounds like I don't want to be
because people get all uptight over COVID.

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It became more of a political thing. I don't feel like getting sick,

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but I'm like, you know,
there's different events going and I go,

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at least it's outside. Yeah,
outside, it's better, absolutely. But

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I didn't go to a thing about
two weeks ago because I do it was

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going to be packed, and I'm
like, yeah, which can I go

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my a pussy? Maybe maybe I
am. I don't really know. Well

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that's great, I think, so
how much money do you know? How

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much? In a cumulative way over
the four years of doing the golf.

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How much you not the golf,
but over the twelve years, one hundred

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and thirty two thousand, that's pretty
good. Year was thirty six thousand.

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That's amazing. And we had bad
weather. I had a September but it's

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only your it's just you. I
have helpers there that day, but I

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mean it's you all this everything I
do the right there. I just stopped

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at pasta Villain around Acois. They'd
call me, so they gotta you know,

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that's a that's a great place.
Yeah. Their anniversary party a couple

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of years ago, very nice people, awesome, Shanna grateful, looked me

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up and just one of many things
they're gonna be there. I have I

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think eighty nine sponsors this year.
Wow, that's all very good. The

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words getting out a little by little
and uh start making jello shots to night.

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We last year and year before we
get like six to seven hundred jello

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shots. Did they all go the
first year? Yes, just fun people,

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Okay, falling down drugs, but
oh no, I got you don't

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leave a jello shot behind. And
little by little, it's progressive, they

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said when they stormed the beach in
Normandy yest behind fellas. We're going in.

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We're taking it off. Last year
was our first year from both Bloody

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Mary Bar, which went over great. Yeah, we're adding mimosas for the

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ladies this year. Look at that. And then there might be a guy

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that likes mimosas. Yeah, absolutely, I hear they put a filthy thing

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in their mouth. But right Sunday, Uh, it's not a stake to

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we just we cater it throughout the
day. You're eating little by little so

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my doubled eggs, which your fat, Yeah, little b lt bites.

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And then where I work, Forest
Till is catering the rest. We're gonna

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have stuff, mushrooms, little stuff, they're the best. I really do

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like. Is it stuff with crab
meat or sausage? Sausage? Okay,

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good? You want sausage in your
mouth? Yea, yes, always,

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yes, always. My friend little
caesadilla sandwiches, those little triangle things,

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and then he's got call me the
day goes. How about tater tots,

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little bigger tater tots, but filled
with cheese and bacon. I'm like,

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who doesn't like cold tater tot?
I mean even if they get a little

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cold eater and day that is a
word, just a fat guy faun there.

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So we got beer Seltzer's jealous shots, food all day. How do

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you sign up? You're telling all
this that, how do people join?

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You gotta call me next year next
Oh, it's full, it's full.

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Good congrat Well that's awesome, that's
awesome. Yeah, we've got two teams

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in every hole. Stuff for the
part threes, try to kind of spread

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it out. And then this year
new too is Texas Roadhouse is coming out

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on the sixteenth hole. Pay five
dollars for a ball. If you get

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it on the green with one shot, you get an entree which is twenty

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five to thirty five dollars. Nice. How do you go wrong if you

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get it in a hole in one? I guess you'll get a your supply

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of on trees twice a month.
So all right, okay, I was

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just there last week. Yeah man, Texas Roadhouse. Yeah, look at

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that. That's the hardest place to
get into. And Henrietta, I just

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posted a bunch of pictures from last
year if you look at my Facebook.

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All right, a lot of fun. We'll take a moment when we come

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back. Signs you're getting old signs
you're getting old, because if you're not

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following, you should follow Rock Gone
Mad, Rock Gone Mad on Instagram.

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What's that Roc Gone Mad? It's
all different things that are happening in Rochester,

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including like a guy. Somebody's driving
down Westbridge Road with a guy on

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their windshield. Yeah, but there's
one in particular that I saw and it

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made me take pause, and I
decided to read some of the common and

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then that actually made me think,
and I go, I don't think you

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think this way when you're younger.
And we'll get into that, okay,

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said democrats got a d W I
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of the bastard. Was this John
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Yeah? I love this version.
I got a little bit of so Duck's

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dad used to be it still is, and I'm gonna bury him in this

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suit. Was he can we say, Elvis impersonator? Is that what he

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was? Yeah? Yeah he did, and he sang. He sat right

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where you're sitting there. Vince Press
is in nuts and I don't know if

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the camera's picking up of any Press, but very happy birthday, thank you

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the show. I love him.
I gotta get it. Yeah, it's

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something about him because he's he's alarmless
yet entertaining. Yes, I have always

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that's what they said about the dad
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So there's this, uh, have
you guys gone while we're on a break

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to look at Rock Gone Mad?
No, I actually followed it. I

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have not had a chance to look. Okay, so it doesn't matter.

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So they put up just all these
weird things that are happening in Uh are

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those working? Okay? There's they
have weird things that are happening in the

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Great Rochester area. So last night
I'm getting into bed and I had just

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started following Rock Gone Mad, and
I don't know why. I hit Instagram.

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It opens up and the first thing
I'm seeing is some kids riding their

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bicycles through East Few Mall, but
their BMX style bikes and they're riding on

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wheelies, like through going around the
turns and all this stuff through the mall

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at East Few Mall. You got
Wow, so funny you say that.

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So funny you say that because I'm
watching this and I go, let me

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go into the because I look down
and it has four hundred and sixty seven

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comments, which is actually a lot, right for anything. So because you

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have to think about this, how
many people see stuff during the day and

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just move on, just move on. I don't. I don't comment on

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anything. I just move on,
go on with my day. Four hundred

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and sixty seven people stop to make
a comment, type something out. I

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mean, so one of them said, most of them the first couple ones

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I read there go they have them
all on the west side. Get over

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to grease Aster, you guys belong. So I'm thinking quite nobody using that

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one, all right. So as
I'm reading this, I go, I

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see somebody who uh makes a comment
that that the argument is that no one

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got hurt. They go, Someone's
gonna say no one got hurt with this,

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what's the big deal? So I
go, I don't want to read

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any further than what they're thinking.
I'm trying to think this through. What

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is the big deal. What's the
big deal? These kids did what we

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were somebody could have got her.
Okay, this time nobody got her.

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I'm going if I'm the Wilmot family, I'm not happy they own the malls

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and the idea that there is quote
unquote lawlessness, and I know that that's

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an extreme word, and I go, this is where I know I'm a

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little older now, but there it's
not what I'm expecting in the mall.

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Vince, you have a daughter who
she how old is she now? She's

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senior senior, okay, but at
one point she's a fourteen year old girl

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that she and her friends wanted to
go to the mall, and you probably

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would escort them to the mall,
let them go do the thing, but

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you'd be in the mall and do
you want like guys coming down on their

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bicycles, because especially today, we
don't know what's gonna happen next. Do

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you know what I'm saying? Like
when I know what you're saying, because

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driving uber, they're in the middle
of the road doing wheelies, going towards

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cars and right before they hit them
left. Okay, Well, what I'm

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thinking is what I'm saying is We
don't know now in malls and things,

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because how many times has some like, all of a sudden, somebody lets

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us. You don't know if these
kids are thinking to pop off and get

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pissed and shoot something. I mean, I know that sounds extreme, but

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no, it's not like it's going
to be extreme when somebody just shoots them

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its and tired of the last.
Yeah, they're getting their car gets hit,

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their door gets hit, the guys
in Amazon gift outside gets stolen.

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Yeah, and then somebody's gonna do
something and they're gonna it's gonna snap and

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they're like, you know what,
one less person to piss me off of

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the world. So and then they're
gonna get an appearance ticket. Yes,

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but that's I got to be fair. I thought it was an organized event.

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I saw that too. No,
I think it was just I thought,

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well, which would be a great
event for them all to do.

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Okay, I thought it was organized. But if it were an organized event,

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I'd have to think these kids would
have helmets on. And I know

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maybe that sounds silly, but but
those floors look kind of slick to me,

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and those tires looked a little worn, And I'm going I don't know,

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you know what I'm saying, Like
they looked at those back tires.

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So I'm thinking if you were,
I would think if it was organized,

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there would also be like the BMX
Rock Crew or whatever. Don't you think

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there were something that would say is
don't ride around them. Yes, so

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these guys are doing what you see? You did see this? Did you

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see on Rock on Matt or somewhere
else? Just flowing through my face,

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Oh yeah, because I think like
Rock on Matt and I don't know who

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runs the site is basically just an
aggregate, like they look for these kind

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of things and they're finding them.
I don't know how. So people like,

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oh I got some video for you, Well, let me tell you

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something. There's some shit going on. I mean there's women tworking in the

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streets on this, but it just, dude, I saw like like guys

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who were collecting money in the in
the middle of the streets and around quite

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today, like three or four of
them just like they don't even like go

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to the corners now, they're just
standing right in the double yellow lines.

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Yeah, there's been going up for
a while all through the city. Yeah.

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In the comments section, an argument
with the guy the other day.

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For what, I was on Ridge
Road and uh lake I was. I

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forget where I was going three days
ago. And first thing I do is

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look at the shoes. Guy had
either Nikes or timberlands on. He's got

408
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a cigarette, cell phone in the
back. I go, why the fuck

409
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,960
don't you get a job? You
said this? Yeah, I go,

410
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,240
you're obviously young enough. I just
got a jail. I go, really,

411
00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:41,039
what'd you do? Well? I
don't want to talk about it.

412
00:26:41,079 --> 00:26:42,799
I'm like, your first of all, you're a liar. You're a young,

413
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:47,759
able young man, and I was
just head enough love what you happen

414
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,440
enough with It's like, okay,
see now, hang on a second,

415
00:26:51,559 --> 00:26:57,240
hang on a second. Because my
buddy tells me, don't get it,

416
00:26:57,319 --> 00:27:00,200
don't get pissed off and stuff like
that. But when you constantly see it,

417
00:27:00,279 --> 00:27:03,680
I understand. I I see what
you're saying, more self respect.

418
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:07,519
Okay, So you're you're taking me
where I'm gonna go with this whole conversation,

419
00:27:07,599 --> 00:27:11,160
and that that is exactly what it
is. Where's your work at?

420
00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:14,160
Well, it's not, where's your
courtesy? A lot of words that aren't

421
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,240
being used anymore. Okay, I
think you're onto something and I and I

422
00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:21,839
go, is this we will be
called if we sat around and have this

423
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,079
conversation as we are, we will
get called because they're on the street.

424
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,119
No, we will be called by
me. We will be called by people

425
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:34,119
grumpy old white men, middle age, privileged white men. But let me

426
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,119
go, let me go back to
the mall thing, and let me just

427
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:41,240
walk you through this. So somebody
says the uh they right in there,

428
00:27:41,839 --> 00:27:45,559
Uh, the pranksters. That's kind
of what they referred to me. As

429
00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:49,680
they'll say, what's the big deal? Someone said, no one got hurt,

430
00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:52,559
no one got hurt, nothing happened. What's the big deal? And

431
00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:56,720
the person making the comments rightist and
says it's a big deal because that that

432
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:03,119
thinking right there is a pod mindset, and that really resonated with me.

433
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,599
And I had to think of that
about that because the excuse to be an

434
00:28:07,599 --> 00:28:11,440
asshole? Right, you're being an
asshole. You ride your bike doing wheelies

435
00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:15,680
through the mall, You're being an
asshole. The behaviors, you're making people

436
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:21,400
feel unsafe. And when that happens, we get a rondeicoid mall. Do

437
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,119
you see what I'm saying? All
of a sudden, people don't want to

438
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,720
go there. It's not about whether
or not I believe that they didn't do

439
00:28:26,759 --> 00:28:30,920
anything and they were just having fun. It's how do people feel about going

440
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,119
now to that mall where this was
able to happen? And granted, most

441
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:37,680
people will probably look at it and
go it's nothing, But let it happen

442
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,400
a few more times, and let
it happen a few more times. I

443
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:48,319
thought that the rumors from Arondequois Mall, which was the mall in our areas

444
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,160
when I came here, wasn't it
in the nineties. I thought it was.

445
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,720
I worked there when it first opened
up, and I knew it was

446
00:28:53,759 --> 00:28:59,920
never gonna last. Why because it's
double decker, you're gonna get I saw

447
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,839
I want to Staten Island and they've
got I mean, one hundred times more

448
00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:04,519
people, right, Yester, isn't
it big? You're over Santuary with malls.

449
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,880
You had Long Ridge and Grease Ridge
right next to each other, marketplace

450
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:12,240
AROUNDI Quoit and then us which was
nothing at the time, Right, that

451
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:17,799
finally marketplace developed to me so beautiful. Yes, that's the only one.

452
00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:22,759
People are Shops are moving out of
Grease Ridge every other day. There's no

453
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:27,559
more movie theater, U Marketplace mall
is not going to be hospital, right,

454
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:33,240
Julianna's right, it's becoming yer fights
every other week. Okay, just

455
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:37,200
finally it was the fights at Ironiquoit. And then there were these rumors and

456
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,240
tell me you worked there, and
I don't know, but I only heard

457
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:45,680
these rumors. And I never knew
anybody that this happened to, or knew

458
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,359
somebody who said my buddy or my
mom's core. I don't know anybody.

459
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:55,720
But people would hide under your car
at Aroniquoit Mall and then they would slash

460
00:29:55,799 --> 00:30:00,279
your achilles tendon? Can remember this? Now? Do you remember the rumor?

461
00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:03,440
Urban legends? It was like,
but I don't ever remember one person.

462
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,160
I don't remember a story on the
news. I don't remember anything that

463
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,519
went viral before viral that was just
like stomach pump because he sucked too much

464
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:18,359
cock, which I go, one
of these stories go viral? You know

465
00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:22,640
what I mean? How did the
gerbil up? What's this gears ass?

466
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,480
How did that get around? Everybody
knew that story? Uh, yes,

467
00:30:26,599 --> 00:30:30,039
you know, but the same thing. And my only thing was was that

468
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:33,880
kind of mindset that mentality gets people
go, I don't want to go there.

469
00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:34,960
I don't want to deal with that. I don't even want to chance

470
00:30:36,039 --> 00:30:37,519
it. I don't want to chance
it. So when you see this,

471
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,720
it is a poverty mindset of well, what's the big deal. Well,

472
00:30:41,759 --> 00:30:45,079
the big deal is this is where
people come to shop, feel safe,

473
00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:51,519
spend their Money's what keeps our economy
going. The taxes are a little lower

474
00:30:51,519 --> 00:30:53,759
in Ontario County. People like going
there. It's a little fancier. They

475
00:30:53,759 --> 00:30:57,119
had nicer stores, places to eat. And I will tell you, man,

476
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:02,039
I don't know this for a fact, but I've heard different things because

477
00:31:02,079 --> 00:31:04,880
I do the boxing stuff about something
some space that was going to be rented

478
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,359
by a franchise, franchised place.
Uh, and I think it was going

479
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,680
to be either there or across it. But just trying to find and hold

480
00:31:14,799 --> 00:31:18,599
tenants today is nearly impossible. Yeah, we're watching bed Bath and begond a

481
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,759
fucking peer. You know what I'm
saying, You have to go No,

482
00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:26,359
I don't have to go anywhere.
And COVID has made it where everything you

483
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,000
don't have to leave your house for
shit. Man, you got movies,

484
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:36,160
you can you can live. I
mean one thing. That's one reason movie

485
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,880
theater has gone down because people couldn't
take vacations. They had all that money

486
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,640
saved up going to cruise, Disney
cruise, or go to the interactually with

487
00:31:41,799 --> 00:31:45,119
kids. Now, well we can't
go with COVID. Okay, what are

488
00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:48,400
we gonna do. Let's build a
home entertainment center. Right, they get

489
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,759
the chairs, the big screen TV, everything, so you don't have to

490
00:31:52,759 --> 00:31:56,079
go to the movie theater and have
kids running over with a bicycle or whatever.

491
00:31:56,319 --> 00:32:00,519
You know, somebody talking in the
movie theater or baby Crown exactly,

492
00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:01,279
you don't have to put it with
any of the bullshit. We don't have

493
00:32:01,359 --> 00:32:05,720
to deal with any other team.
I love still going to movie theater doing

494
00:32:05,839 --> 00:32:08,920
next week? You are what are
you gonna see? Well? I rubbed

495
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,519
one after that three times in the
driving myself, very nice. I'm not

496
00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:17,599
allowed back in anyways. Uh,
barby girl. No, my girlfriend want

497
00:32:17,599 --> 00:32:21,079
to have sex in the driving last
night? What happened? It took me

498
00:32:21,119 --> 00:32:27,480
three hours to find out what car
she was in. Hey, Uh,

499
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:31,720
my nephew wants to see Blue Beetle, which is a DC character. Late.

500
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:36,400
I have no idea I've seen it
thence you know that one? Yeah,

501
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,200
I saw you nod your head do
you know Blue Beetle. I heard

502
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:43,640
it was Marvel. I don't know
about it, but yeah, yeah,

503
00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:45,440
nope, yeah, I don't know. That's one of the later characters to

504
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,960
be developed in a in a comic
book series. Is it out? Yeah,

505
00:32:49,119 --> 00:32:51,319
it's out. He was wanted to
see that. He wanted to see

506
00:32:51,359 --> 00:32:54,000
the Meg two. I was gonna
see Oppenheimer, except that it's three hours.

507
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,839
Yeah, he wants to do that
for piles Se for three hours.

508
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:00,799
Girl said, can you give me
a half hour of sex? I go

509
00:33:00,839 --> 00:33:06,480
if that includes me driving to your
house and four play, sure, Well

510
00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:08,839
let's go see op And Well you
saw Peaky Blinders, right, I did

511
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:13,279
not. This is so fantastic.
Yeah, maybe the best show ever.

512
00:33:13,599 --> 00:33:15,000
I remember you saying that, and
I still didn't watch it. I that's

513
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:21,000
fucking Vince. I'm like, let's
go. Yeah, I go. But

514
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,400
back to this, to what you're
saying. So when we start letting these

515
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,599
things get out like this kind of
behavior, I think yesterday in the city

516
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,559
of Rochester, we had a drive
by shooting at one o'clock in the afternoon

517
00:33:32,319 --> 00:33:38,039
on seventy two St. Paul Street. That is a gang that's that,

518
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:43,440
that's a gang killing you. We
know that an officer who was an RPD

519
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:50,440
uh missurka Witz officer of missourka Witz
is dead because they some gang hired a

520
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,279
guy out of Boston who was in
the same gang. That branch came down

521
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:59,000
and he was there to do a
hit on Somebody saw these cops and took

522
00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:02,200
advantage of a moment and killed two
or killed one undercover cop and I think

523
00:34:02,319 --> 00:34:05,720
either shot at or injured the other
one. Well, I don't want to

524
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:09,679
misspeak. No accountability and there's no
okay that are getting arrested. Let go

525
00:34:10,039 --> 00:34:16,679
arrested again. They're not calling that
stuff gang in the city of Rochester.

526
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:22,480
Why because we want people to keep
going to the City of Rochester. And

527
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:25,400
I give a they just they don't
say that. They don't tell you it's

528
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:30,000
and I'm telling there's no fucking way
it's not. But you can't say that

529
00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:35,480
because there are businesses and people and
things that thrive. And I have said

530
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,519
for years, as the city goes, so go the suburbs. That's gonna

531
00:34:38,599 --> 00:34:42,360
it's gonna leak out in no but
I'm just saying, as the city goes,

532
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,000
and so you want that to be
a vibrant economic center, we've been

533
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,679
they've been trying to give tax breaks
and bring businesses down. The small enough

534
00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:53,760
city we should be able to absolutely, Yeah, well we're not. We

535
00:34:54,119 --> 00:34:58,880
can't because the cops, well my
opinion, their hands, they're handrotide.

536
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,480
I agree what they can my governor, and people get pissed off. And

537
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,920
I've heard that, Well, the
cops should just do that they have to.

538
00:35:07,559 --> 00:35:08,760
They can only do the letter of
the law, which is told by

539
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,119
the governor. Well, let me
take you back to your statement earlier,

540
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,239
and this is just follow me on
this where you said there was a young

541
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,719
man and you look down and you
saw his shoes, and you're like,

542
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,119
why don't you get a job,
And you got frustrated and you roll down

543
00:35:22,119 --> 00:35:25,239
your window and you started yelling at
the kid like an old man. I

544
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:35,440
wasn't yelling like I'm like, come
on. But my thing is, there

545
00:35:35,639 --> 00:35:39,119
is something to be said about having
pride. And there's a word that you

546
00:35:39,199 --> 00:35:43,079
hear a lot, especially with young
kids. Maybe you've heard it with your

547
00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:45,800
nephew. I'm sure, Vince,
you heard it when your kids were little.

548
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,679
I certainly heard it. Self esteem. We gotta get self and steam.

549
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:51,760
You know where self esteem comes from? It comes from winning, It

550
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,599
comes from doing something. It comes
from feeling good when people dress up,

551
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:59,599
when people put on clothes and go
out. I mean, watch how people

552
00:35:59,639 --> 00:36:01,800
behave differently. Why do you think
I don't know this for a fact,

553
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:06,519
but I would say private schools for
the most part, I think uniforms were

554
00:36:06,519 --> 00:36:08,039
to try to make everybody equal.
We couldn't see who had money and who

555
00:36:08,039 --> 00:36:10,679
didn't. It didn't matter. We
were all equal. But at McQuaid,

556
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,559
where my son went, it was
all you needed was a blazer, shirt

557
00:36:14,559 --> 00:36:16,599
and a tie, so you could
have anything as long as that, khakis

558
00:36:16,599 --> 00:36:20,519
and your shoes. But I swear
to God, when you put that on,

559
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,639
you behave better. There's something about
clothes and feeling a little more pride

560
00:36:24,639 --> 00:36:29,119
in yourself and what you're doing,
that behaving. Where do you wear the

561
00:36:29,159 --> 00:36:30,960
suits and tights? Well, you
were used to wear at the church.

562
00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:35,239
Church you go and you look at
the nineteen thirties, the ballgames. You

563
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:38,320
would see it at whatever field it
is today in downtown Rochester, when you

564
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,360
went out, when you went out, you you dressed up right. And

565
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,880
it's a wedding, you dress up. You better behave, yes, better

566
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,000
behave Okay, okay, dad,
and it's it's a it's just a thing.

567
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:52,079
And I'm exactly nobody's selling these kids
when you when you say does there's

568
00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:58,360
no dissipated, unfortunate support. It's
true. That part is true. And

569
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,639
I remember Adam McFadden saying that he
was very worried about the city of Rochester

570
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:06,320
because the grandparents were raising the kids
and they were going to die, they

571
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,639
were getting too old. And here
we are almost twenty years after he made

572
00:37:08,679 --> 00:37:14,679
that statement, or fifteen years after
he said that. And you most important

573
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,079
hierarchy. I know he wasn't the
greatest guy to be quoting important job in

574
00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:21,440
America in the world, being a
parent. So I just think that there's

575
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,039
something about having a little bit of
pride, and when you do absolute you

576
00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:28,000
start to feel better. Self esteem, self respect, Yes, work on

577
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:30,719
yourself. Don't worry about somebody else. You got it. Respect, you

578
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,960
got it. You look at the
mirror and you're happy with you. Yes,

579
00:37:32,079 --> 00:37:35,719
the most important thing. I don't
care if you respect me. Just

580
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,480
don't disrespect me. I mean,
you know me, but you don't know

581
00:37:37,599 --> 00:37:42,119
every aspect of my my world and
what I do outside. I mean,

582
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,480
I've heard some stories I know,
I want to check those rumors. You

583
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,920
know, I'll tell you afterwards.
I don't want to say into a microphone,

584
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:51,519
but not me, my god.
I mean I was in that parade

585
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:55,960
to gram. I wasn't with those
guys, but I was selling cotton candy.

586
00:37:57,159 --> 00:37:59,719
Push come to shot. Look at
me over like a four leave?

587
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,440
How much is it cotton canny?
Well, I haven't got changed for a

588
00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:09,639
hundred right now, but Grandma's watching. I think to your point that there

589
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:14,880
is something about so. I think
that you know, there are people today

590
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:19,039
that you can go on the internet, and I think Danny might be familiar

591
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:21,719
with this guy, Vince maybe two. I'm not sure if you've heard of

592
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,000
him. His name is Gary v. Gary v Is parents were immigrants from

593
00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:30,280
Russia. He came over here his
dad had a liquor store. He did

594
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:34,480
terribly in school, then went on
to college for a little while, and

595
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,599
then started working at his dad's liquor
store and took it into a multimillion dollar

596
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:42,920
business. Started the Wine Library online, started doing all this marketing stuff,

597
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,199
and now has his own marketing company
and a bunch of other companies. Early

598
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:50,920
investor in Twitter and Facebook. The
kids a multi multimillionaire, and his goal

599
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,159
is to own the Jets some day
own the Jets. Whether or not he

600
00:38:53,199 --> 00:38:57,679
will, I mean he's but he's
always you know. However, what he'll

601
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,800
say is there's no excuse to be
broke nowadays. Get up and hustle.

602
00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:07,519
And my reverse thing about that would
be if you get up and do something,

603
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,719
you just feel better about you.
And his thing is go on Craigslist,

604
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:15,639
look under the free section, go
pick up somebody's coffee table, wipe

605
00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:17,360
it off, and sell it for
ten dollars. Now you have ten dollars.

606
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:22,400
You didn't have. Easier said than
done. I understand that completely,

607
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,960
but my only point would be take
from that is when you do something,

608
00:39:25,039 --> 00:39:28,639
it just makes you feel better.
That's why I've always said I liked working

609
00:39:28,639 --> 00:39:30,239
with my hands. Not great at
it, but I liked it because when

610
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:34,559
we did radio self account, you
feel accomplished. Well, it was something

611
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,440
like at the end of the day. Here's the thing with a podcast,

612
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:39,440
there is something tangible. It's always
there, it's always up. When you

613
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,239
did radio, it was off in
the ethers. There was nothing, especially

614
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,800
early on when they didn't even re
rebroadcast or podcast your stuff, so you

615
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:51,079
had nothing tangible, and you didn't
find out how you did that day for

616
00:39:51,159 --> 00:39:53,719
three more fucking months because the ratings
were that way. So then they come

617
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,360
out and tell you, hey,
you did greater or you did shitty,

618
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,199
but it wasn't exactly what you were
doing that we or that day. But

619
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:04,440
if I hung a door in my
house or a paint in a wall,

620
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,840
I could step back and go,
I did that, and there was some

621
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,360
real satisfaction in that. And that's
what I think we're missing. And I

622
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,480
think we live too much on this
a lot of times, and we see

623
00:40:13,519 --> 00:40:16,000
what other people are doing and we're
not doing it. But this can also

624
00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:20,679
be a great motivator for you to
hustle and do some stuff. I'll tell

625
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,599
you, man. I mean,
look, I didn't have anything, and

626
00:40:22,639 --> 00:40:25,039
we have this, and I'm not
saying it's the greatest thing in the world.

627
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,800
But I'm not at my dining room
table where I started, right,

628
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,519
you know what I mean. I'm
not there, and there is shit,

629
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:35,239
and I am hustling and I love
it. And you're not doing wheelies at

630
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,599
East and I'm not. But I
know it sounds like old guys as you've

631
00:40:38,599 --> 00:40:44,639
been saying that, but I do
think that there is a chronicle for every

632
00:40:44,679 --> 00:40:47,719
excuse I hear, I can give
the somebody a positive You know, well,

633
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,840
I don't have this. I don't
have a phone. I don't I

634
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,440
don't have a computer. I don't
have you know you should do you can

635
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:57,320
go to the legs right there.
Yeah, so there's always a way.

636
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,119
I'll tell you why to work.
You people that want to work with in

637
00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:01,719
a way to work. I think
this too, get better. I believe

638
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:07,320
this. I have believed this,
not better, but all I have believed

639
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:13,280
that if you truly show a little
effort you want to do something, this

640
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,000
is really what you want to do, Someone's going to meet you halfway.

641
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:20,559
Someone will meet you halfway. I
really I believe that. And I think,

642
00:41:20,599 --> 00:41:22,639
like, I don't know if you
want to, and I always believe

643
00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:25,079
if you want to, you will. If you really want to do something,

644
00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:30,199
you're gonna do it. But but
that's it. The BMX thing actually

645
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,920
is a great being the pr guy
at the table, wouldn't it be great

646
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:37,480
for ease for you to invite those
kids back? It really wasn't organized and

647
00:41:37,679 --> 00:41:40,960
flip it. Put helmets on them, get some sponsors, flip some good

648
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,320
sneakers, and say let's make this
out there for everybody, the plugs out

649
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,239
there and rich is gonna come in
Thursday night. And and you're right,

650
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,280
I mean, Vinny, that is
absolutely a great thing, and it would

651
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,920
be great to even do as a
pr thing, because I do think when

652
00:41:54,960 --> 00:42:00,000
you see this, it looks like, you know, punk ass kids,

653
00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:02,559
kids riding around creating havoc. And
they didn't do anything, they didn't rob

654
00:42:02,559 --> 00:42:07,159
anyone, they didn't steal anything.
But it's what's the perception. And we

655
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,519
could say, you could say,
well, that's the suburban mindset. Doesn't

656
00:42:10,519 --> 00:42:15,920
matter. It doesn't matter, yeah, because everyone's like it doesn't matter kids,

657
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:19,119
but let's bring them back in right, Well, okay, fuck those

658
00:42:19,159 --> 00:42:22,840
kids. But my thing is also
fuck I'm going I'm not going there because

659
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,920
what's gonna happen next time? And
I'm too scared and I hate seeing people

660
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,960
live in fear. But let that
spread throughout a community. I mean,

661
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,840
I watched one of the greatest,
not greatest things, but something that happened.

662
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,079
And you'll remember this too. There
was a guy some guys came up

663
00:42:38,159 --> 00:42:43,920
I think from New York City too, for a drug deal in Greece or

664
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,599
a drug deal non bad, and
they were coming up to either settle a

665
00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:51,960
score or do something, and they
picked up I think a father and a

666
00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:57,039
daughter, and they realized they had
the wrong people, but now the police

667
00:42:57,039 --> 00:43:00,679
were onto them, so they pick
them up like somewhere in Gates and drop

668
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,239
them off in Grease or vice versa. And then there's a high speed chase

669
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,440
down four ninety. They get off
at the Bushmail's Basin exit and they come

670
00:43:07,559 --> 00:43:13,599
racing up East Street. Because I
was out jogging and they come blowing up

671
00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:15,679
East Street in the town of Pittsford, I mean doug like going one hundred

672
00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:19,840
and ten. And then all of
a sudden, it's like the game Frogger.

673
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,679
You see more Monroe County Sheriffs.
They're all over the place, They're

674
00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:28,119
everywhere. Well, these guys ditched
their car. One guy there was a

675
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,400
couple raised their family. They were
very close to Park Road school. The

676
00:43:34,039 --> 00:43:38,199
lady, I literally this sounds so
trite, but just picture nice little Pittsford

677
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:44,679
house. She's baking a pine guy
walking one of the guys, black guy

678
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,039
from New York City, walks in, just walks into the open back door,

679
00:43:47,159 --> 00:43:52,079
and she like freaks out. And
I think after that they sold their

680
00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:58,440
house and moved. But that's I'm
just saying, like something that traumatic someone

681
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,360
walking into your house. I don't
care what aller they are. If you're

682
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:05,239
not expecting it, it's it could
be a scary thing. It could be

683
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,000
a scary thing, especially if you
don't know. Now. So that happened,

684
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:12,039
But then one of the guys,
the gym teacher, had propped the

685
00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:15,840
door open. It was like a
May I think of May June, early

686
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,239
June day. He had propped the
door open at the gym and one of

687
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,119
the guys walked in there and he
turned around. He's got kids. He

688
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,639
goes, can I help you?
He said, yeah, can you get

689
00:44:24,639 --> 00:44:30,119
me a taxi? I needed to
get out of here. So they walk

690
00:44:30,199 --> 00:44:35,480
him to the front office. And
now, I mean, Doug, it's

691
00:44:35,599 --> 00:44:40,599
the swat teams there. They've got
the school in lockdown words spreading throughout the

692
00:44:40,599 --> 00:44:46,280
neighborhood. Everybody's going crazy. They
have swat guys up in trees. My

693
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:50,639
son, who's now twenty one in
in college, was in second grade.

694
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,119
Because I saw his teacher that night
when I went to get pizza and she

695
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,760
cried on my shoulder. She said
to me it was so scary. She

696
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:00,000
looked outside and saw the guns pointed, and so she just closed the blonde.

697
00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:01,480
It's got the children on the floor, turned out like that's an experienced

698
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,880
teacher, and read to the kids. Alarms going off, that was a

699
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,559
lockdown. Meanwhile, I'm in my
house and I'm going, all right,

700
00:45:10,159 --> 00:45:14,480
I'm sure you know I'm not gonna
do anything. My wife's going, we

701
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,119
gotta get up there. I go, I'm not going up there. It's

702
00:45:16,159 --> 00:45:19,440
like, no, we gotta you
gotta get up there? What do we

703
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,039
gotta go for? What? And
then the neighbor lady and say, oh

704
00:45:22,079 --> 00:45:25,400
yeah. So all of a sudden, it's like these all these women are

705
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:30,639
now they're Martian out there. I
mean, you're fucking cholesterol. They're the

706
00:45:30,679 --> 00:45:36,400
pros. Stay the fuck home,
that right, But it's your child there,

707
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,199
and God knows whatever's gonna happen.
Yeah, And how the fuck am

708
00:45:39,199 --> 00:45:42,960
I? Well? What am I
gonna do? If there's a gunshot,

709
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,480
I'm gonna go out, whoa,
whoa my kids in there, my precious

710
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:52,199
Yes, I understand, I'm not
gonna do anything. So that was always

711
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:57,519
my mind. But to watch that
spread the fear, A couple sold their

712
00:45:57,519 --> 00:46:00,159
home I'm going that. That's all
it takes is someone to be scared of

713
00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:05,719
going someplace. And then I tell
four or five other people, and it

714
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,320
four or five of other people,
and now we've got a gerbil up the

715
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,719
ass of of Eastern Mall. Do
you know what I'm saying? And no

716
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:14,840
one wants to go there? Richard
Gear And that's just one percent of what

717
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,679
you're hearing, yea Rochester. Yeah, unfortunately, yes, unfortunately, all

718
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:22,840
right, people, men, time
over. It's sad. It is terrible,

719
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:27,199
it is it is. Uh,
we'll take a moment. You like

720
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:31,599
to gamble. I love the gamble, do you I joined Gambles anonymous.

721
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:36,840
They gave me three to one.
I don't make it. You got I

722
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,760
was in the track the other day
opening gun. They shot my horse when

723
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:44,519
he's terrible. I got no Look. I go fishing. I catch nothing.

724
00:46:44,519 --> 00:46:51,159
I go to Orangeyes, I catch
everything. It's terrible. One golfer

725
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,960
complaining about betting and maybe he's right. Okay, we'll get to that next.

726
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,079
But first, Iron Smoke Distillery right
here in Fairport, New York.

727
00:46:59,079 --> 00:47:02,639
Baby. When I love about them
is they are a local company considered one

728
00:47:02,639 --> 00:47:07,679
of the ten best bourbons outside of
Kentucky. But they use locally sourced products,

729
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,400
all things from the Finger Lakes.
You got to support local that supports

730
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:14,440
local, you know what I'm saying. And it's a great place. Oh

731
00:47:14,559 --> 00:47:16,119
man. The vibe when you walk
in there is fantastic. If you want

732
00:47:16,119 --> 00:47:21,679
to take a tour, email Scully
on the website Ironsmoke Distillery dot com.

733
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,679
Go in order a flight, get
a peacemaker. It's my favorite drink there

734
00:47:25,199 --> 00:47:31,639
and it's made with all Ironsmoke products
and it's so damn good. And they

735
00:47:31,679 --> 00:47:35,440
have great live music and just when
you watch, you're gonna love it.

736
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,719
If you've never been into Ironsmoke Distillery, it's the old cannery. It's just

737
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:43,320
got a great vibe. Fairport Music
Festival is going on this coming weekend,

738
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,719
so all this week leading up to
it are fun Fairport Music Music Festival events

739
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:52,320
and you're going to find them all
at Ironsmoke Distillery, including the Afterburner party

740
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:58,639
on Sunday the twenty seventh from twelve
thirty to seven pm. Ironsmoke Distillery is

741
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,480
Fairport and loves the Fairport Music Festival
and loves you. Hope to see you

742
00:48:02,519 --> 00:48:06,760
there. I had smoke Distillery in
Fairport, New York. Baby the Red

743
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,440
Wings are Home this week. Tuesday
has two for one tickets and Darryl Tallet.

744
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:14,840
Wednesday features Kevin from the Office and
their T shirt giveaway. Thursday is

745
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:19,000
a business Person special at one oh
five four Tickets is at Red Wings Baseball

746
00:48:19,079 --> 00:48:22,199
dot com. Comedy at the Carlson
is one of my favorite places to hang

747
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:27,840
out because they got the best medicine. Baby It's laughter this weekend. You're

748
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,760
gonna get it with Ian Finance.
He is extremely funny out of New York

749
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:37,880
City. Has a great podcast called
bean Ian with Jordan, and he's also

750
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,960
been hearn on Sirius XM. You're
gonna love Ian Finance, extremely funny.

751
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,639
Catch him this weekend. Friday and
Saturday night Comedy at the Carlson two shows

752
00:48:45,639 --> 00:48:55,119
each night. Find out ticket information
at Carlson Comedy dot com. Danny Yes,

753
00:48:57,519 --> 00:49:00,119
I say this is one of the
greatest guitar riffs and can roll It's

754
00:49:00,119 --> 00:49:02,960
start Knopfler when he gets in there. I think he's one of the best

755
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,440
guitar players that he isn't talking about. Very underrated, very underrated guitar player.

756
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:13,159
Another one is Lindsey Buckingham. Nobody
talks about Lindsey bucking This fantastic A

757
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:20,400
man's bill in Dixie. Ugly motherfucker, but playing to develop a talent to

758
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:25,159
make up for player. Somebody sent
me today Happy Birthday. Within his happy

759
00:49:25,159 --> 00:49:28,920
birth is like some good like almost
looks like the guy Dug saw on the

760
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:36,480
corner and he goes happy birthday,
Happy birthday. Motherfucker coming in. But

761
00:49:36,519 --> 00:49:44,480
there's a riff in here that I
absolutely love in the songs get on the

762
00:49:44,519 --> 00:49:47,119
place, And I guess this song
was inspired that he was in some pub

763
00:49:47,199 --> 00:49:52,519
in England and there was a band
that was playing and no one's paying attention.

764
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,880
They're just all drinking all this and
they were just kind of off in

765
00:49:54,920 --> 00:50:05,280
the corner and Sultan's a swing so
tire strange, right, Yeah. He

766
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,400
had a great solo career too for
a few years. Mark Noffler, do

767
00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:14,920
you know, I don't even know
that. I wouldn't have known that well

768
00:50:15,159 --> 00:50:19,760
doing what playing on his own Yeah, yeah, like albums and stuff.

769
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,960
I don't know any really because I
thought he was a great guitar player.

770
00:50:23,039 --> 00:50:27,960
I didn't mind his voice, and
he wasn't Genesis and he you know,

771
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,559
Phil Collins. I didn't mind,
but it was what's his name? He

772
00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:37,320
broke off Mike and the mechanics.
No fucking that was awful. No,

773
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,519
that was power station and he might
have been part of power Station. I

774
00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:44,880
was okay with power Station. What
about the firm? I didn't mind the

775
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,800
firm so much. I'm radio.
I think I wound up doing an interview

776
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:52,239
with the firm. Naylor having a
new album coming out thirty five years later

777
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,800
and they finally got their ship together
and go, hey man, we should

778
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:58,000
go back out. I always go, why, what? What do you

779
00:50:58,039 --> 00:51:00,920
think is gonna happen? I mean
I remember talking to Blue Oyster Cult and

780
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:05,239
they go, our fans were clamoring, who you're fan? Who is this

781
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,800
person? And what the fuck?
People? Turning Stone? That just roll

782
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:12,480
in for my money tonight. You
were at turning Stone a few years ago.

783
00:51:13,119 --> 00:51:15,760
Yeah, me and my buddy Mark, And he's got a host.

784
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,400
When you gamble enough, you get
a host, and if you want tickets

785
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,119
or something, you you text or
call your host and see what they can

786
00:51:22,119 --> 00:51:25,079
do. Yeah. So, man, boy, that there is the greatest

787
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:30,480
sucker move ever. Right. Well, I say it this way because I

788
00:51:31,679 --> 00:51:35,880
bet your friend puts out. But
believe me, they're making the money back.

789
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,760
So he's put laying out a lot
of money and then probably got guys

790
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:43,039
got the pockets. But how great
would it be to say, let me

791
00:51:43,159 --> 00:51:45,000
check with my hosts, I'll get
his tickets. Let me check my host

792
00:51:45,039 --> 00:51:49,239
That's exactly what happened. Of course, you look at like a fucking million

793
00:51:51,119 --> 00:51:53,239
Let me ask my coat. He
texts when he comes, he goes,

794
00:51:53,440 --> 00:52:00,519
here's three tickets, six great tickets, six shocked and were a seat available?

795
00:52:00,599 --> 00:52:05,239
Yeah? I mean they were giving
them all away, but it's seat

796
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,760
stadium where the vine. Yeah,
yeah, I love it. I went

797
00:52:08,039 --> 00:52:12,519
I saw Tyson do a show.
Yes, it was great, and I

798
00:52:12,559 --> 00:52:14,920
think that's a great run. You
gonna get him in the puncave because they

799
00:52:15,159 --> 00:52:17,360
give me coming in your birthday and
you know, woman, but give me

800
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:22,760
the knockout. We did an interview
with him and we're talking and all of

801
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,679
a sudden he gets a little like
I say something and he gets uncomfortable,

802
00:52:25,039 --> 00:52:29,639
and then I keep talking and then
he's like yeah, oh yeah yeah,

803
00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:32,400
and then uh, at the time
I was with the Tulio and he brings

804
00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:36,719
up when he fought over in Japan, and I think it was Buster Dutch.

805
00:52:37,119 --> 00:52:39,440
I knocked out in the to and
I said, how is that for?

806
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,039
You goes, it was all right
because they took all the women off

807
00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:45,599
my floor. They put me up
on the top floor. They gave me

808
00:52:45,679 --> 00:52:53,000
get the ugly maids. But I
fucked them too. I start laughing,

809
00:52:53,199 --> 00:52:57,280
and he goes, hey, I
really like you guys. You gotta come

810
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,960
to my show and meet me afterwards. And I'm going, yeah, right,

811
00:53:00,079 --> 00:53:04,920
okay. So we do the interview. He loosens up. He's talking

812
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,679
about fucking shit I've never heard Mike
Tyson talk about. I can't believe that

813
00:53:07,679 --> 00:53:12,199
I'm having a conversation on the phone. He's on the phone with Mike Tyson

814
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,719
and he's admitting he's telling you everything. Yeah, because I think something came

815
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,840
up like, oh, Mike,
you know you paid your debt to society

816
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,280
and all that. You know,
you do the things to have with the

817
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,320
kid to doing. But it basically
said I fucking raped it. I don't

818
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,400
know. I've been like I remember
sitting there, I remember looking at jagoing,

819
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,119
oh my god. And then he
says again at the end, I

820
00:53:30,159 --> 00:53:34,639
really enjoy talking to you guys.
I want you to come to my show.

821
00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:37,840
I want to meet you guys.
So we go aheah, it'll be

822
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,320
fantastic, great, great, great. I'm thinking, no fucking way.

823
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:44,119
I get a call later that afternoon. Hell, hey, Delago called,

824
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,360
they want your information stuff. Mike
Tyson wants to meet you. I go,

825
00:53:49,519 --> 00:53:52,320
you got it, fucking shit.
Did you meet him? Yeah?

826
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,840
I got a picture. I remember
the picture. Yeah, I got a

827
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:59,159
picture, me and Tyson and we
go back there and he goes, hi,

828
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,679
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
But like he's I don't know,

829
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:07,199
I don't know what Mike Tyson story
is. He the man has hands there

830
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,199
like they're huge, and he's not
that tall. But if you go back

831
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:14,719
and watch those fights, like he
had such a he was so quick,

832
00:54:15,039 --> 00:54:17,679
soul, so powerful. And the
one shot that I think that most people

833
00:54:17,679 --> 00:54:22,960
when you're watching boxing, you don't
pay attention to, and you really can't

834
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:27,079
see sometimes even from the camera angles
is the under to the ribs, right.

835
00:54:27,119 --> 00:54:30,920
I mean there was a great fight
recently between two guys and all of

836
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,519
a sudden, you see one guy
and from the back, and what you're

837
00:54:34,519 --> 00:54:37,719
not seeing is like this hook and
it's right to the I mean it's bam,

838
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,239
right, to the ribs real quick, and the other guy comes back

839
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:43,920
and he hits him like he's swings
at the face, swings again at the

840
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,440
shoulder, and then drops to a
knee. And it was because the air

841
00:54:47,519 --> 00:54:52,039
had just now left his body.
It was just there like you could see

842
00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:53,760
it. And then they show you
in slow motion and a different angle,

843
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,480
and he caught him right in the
ribs. You get hit that hard and

844
00:54:57,519 --> 00:54:59,800
the air leaves your body and by
that point the guy's like, fucking I

845
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,800
can't and do it right. And
Mike was great at that, and he

846
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:06,519
was so hard to hit because he's
shorter than a lot of up bringing in

847
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:10,320
well, that's an understatement. I
watched he didn't have enough right tough on

848
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:14,880
the streets, and customer's sister took
care of him, and then when she

849
00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:17,480
died, he went back to being, you know, well while set up

850
00:55:17,559 --> 00:55:21,400
adopting him, yeah, to keep
him out of trouble because he saw He's

851
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,079
like, this guy's gonna kick the
shit out everybody. I knew you want

852
00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:27,039
him in my would I know,
I know he did, but I'm going,

853
00:55:27,119 --> 00:55:29,400
how do you know, Like you're
looking at this like that's why you

854
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:30,719
have me on your show because you
know I'm funny, because you're like,

855
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:34,840
this guy is a fucking future.
I gotta get him out of mic before

856
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:40,719
anybody else. No friends, Dan
I have, I'm not. I will

857
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:45,039
not deny that. I will not
deny that as much as you you're you're

858
00:55:45,039 --> 00:55:49,239
being a little bit of a smartass
cockey dick, and I appreciate that.

859
00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:53,119
No, I'm just stupid. But
you know that is absolutely true. I

860
00:55:53,199 --> 00:55:57,639
told you off, Mike. I
think you're hilarious. I think that I

861
00:55:57,679 --> 00:56:05,960
didn't introduce him like a stripper,
I would be out there. There's a

862
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:10,239
guy that delivers Chinese. I always
go that looks like looks like your brother.

863
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,679
He came in here and he goes, he's the one who said to

864
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,320
me. He goes, he was
at the Funniest Person in Rochester this year,

865
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,280
and he came in and the yes, he pops his head in.

866
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,159
One day, I'm in here by
myself. He opens the door, he

867
00:56:22,199 --> 00:56:27,719
goes, Hey, what's going on? Said great job last night. I

868
00:56:28,159 --> 00:56:30,559
was in that Funniest Person in Rochester
the contest a couple of years ago.

869
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:34,960
I go, oh, really,
He goes, fix the all things fixed?

870
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,840
And I couldn't say anything. He
was gone, and I said,

871
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,199
and I even told the story of
that night I go. I know for

872
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,800
a fact it is not fixed because
I sit in the back. I watched

873
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,280
them count, and I know who
they think was good, and they'll go,

874
00:56:50,079 --> 00:56:53,559
we can't. The votes are this
because it's partly your That's why they

875
00:56:53,599 --> 00:56:58,480
have you vote three comics, and
then it goes by the judge's score as

876
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:02,559
well, because it does really balance
it out, but not always does the

877
00:57:02,599 --> 00:57:06,599
funniest person. And that's why I
would say to anybody entering a contest like

878
00:57:06,639 --> 00:57:09,320
that, even have to look at
like things like American Idol. How many

879
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:14,880
people didn't even get past whatever audition
an American Idol and became a star.

880
00:57:15,119 --> 00:57:16,800
I'm going to be able to name
none of them might at this moment.

881
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:20,480
This would be great if I could
come with like five right now, but

882
00:57:20,519 --> 00:57:23,559
I can't. But there are people
that that have become names. I think

883
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:30,639
is Lana del Rey, Possibly was
she, but no, Carrie Underwood,

884
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,440
well, Carrie Underwood want it.
What I'm saying is didn't even get past

885
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,280
Daughtry became a name though on that
show. What I'm saying is somebody who

886
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:43,159
didn't even like really get past the
initial lawn, and there's been a few

887
00:57:43,199 --> 00:57:45,679
of those who've gone on and kind
of carved out their own path. And

888
00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:49,599
that's what I would say to anybody. If you want to, it'll happen.

889
00:57:50,199 --> 00:57:52,239
And every experience you're going to learn
something from, you should try.

890
00:57:53,039 --> 00:57:55,280
Oh you will, you just but
you will, right, you will?

891
00:57:55,480 --> 00:58:00,199
You learn what works what doesn't.
Yeah, it's all mindset. Yeah.

892
00:58:00,239 --> 00:58:02,840
I was doing all the work for
him. It's just just getting him on

893
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:07,079
a platform, getting something to see
him. You got it exactly exactly.

894
00:58:07,079 --> 00:58:08,800
I mean Ruben started one one year, but the big star that came out

895
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:16,199
was Clayaking. Yeah, you know
that to be what a mayor or something,

896
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:22,239
or he was some senator. He
did hold for a moment a political

897
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,639
office in North Carolina. Just for
a moment. All right. So I

898
00:58:25,639 --> 00:58:30,559
did say betting on golf, Are
you fading on me? Are you right?

899
00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:32,119
No? I don't want to hurt
you. My adrenalinet gets going and

900
00:58:32,159 --> 00:58:37,079
I yawn, I have nothing else
to do. It's gotta it's gotta divert

901
00:58:37,159 --> 00:58:43,360
somewhere. The energy's gotta go somewhere. You can you can punch finish you're

902
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:47,719
you're doing Mike Tyson impersonations was that
was gold. I don't know if there

903
00:58:47,719 --> 00:58:52,360
are two better impersonations anywhere. I
don't eat alphabet food because they can't spell

904
00:58:52,400 --> 00:59:02,079
anything. He's no, I'm not
Annie. They were fantastic. Really agree

905
00:59:02,159 --> 00:59:07,920
to disagree because I was gonna throw
one into I'm like, no, no,

906
00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:14,320
I did there? All right?
So John Ram is out saying that

907
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:21,559
apparently somebody got drunk at the BMW
Championship. Well, this is about gambling.

908
00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:24,239
They didn't get in the BMW afterward
there, okay, So, uh,

909
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:30,320
I think Max Homa at the time
was tied for fourth. It was

910
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,119
towards the end of his third round
of play. Uh As he went to

911
00:59:34,239 --> 00:59:39,280
put a spectator yelled pull it and
hopes of forcing him to miss and instead,

912
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:43,920
and the fan ended up getting ejected
and all this stuff. And uh,

913
00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:46,039
I think like his caddie jawed at
him, and Max went over and

914
00:59:46,119 --> 00:59:49,480
jawed at this guy. And by
the way, he made the putt.

915
00:59:50,199 --> 00:59:54,480
But John Ram was asked about it
later and he said, basically that happens

916
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:59,000
Willy more often than you guys,
may hear, he goes. I mean,

917
00:59:59,119 --> 01:00:01,519
it's very very present in golf.
Spectators are very close now, look,

918
01:00:01,519 --> 01:00:05,760
we hear. I mean, you
go to a football game, and

919
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,480
I don't know if they can actually
hear well in the field. Sometimes I

920
01:00:07,519 --> 01:00:12,280
think they can, but even baseball
that there's got to be one piercing voice

921
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,480
that gets through to you. It
becomes part of the game. But golf,

922
01:00:15,519 --> 01:00:21,519
you're right there, and that's why
they have this and the quiet and

923
01:00:21,559 --> 01:00:24,880
all this stuff. And he said, he goes, Look I he goes.

924
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:29,159
Even if they're not directly talking to
you, they're close enough to where

925
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,039
if they say to their buddy,
I bet you ten bucks, he's gonna

926
01:00:31,079 --> 01:00:35,199
miss it. You hear it.
And how can that not get in your

927
01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:39,239
head, even if you're a pro. Come on, No, you're so

928
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:44,119
what he's focusing on the on the
ball? Yes, I mean there's so

929
01:00:44,119 --> 01:00:46,079
many people. You're talking, you're
caddy, you're looking up, and unless

930
01:00:46,079 --> 01:00:52,000
it catches you in your ear,
if you then you know how they get

931
01:00:52,079 --> 01:00:55,760
very quiet at the punt. Yeah, So then when somebody says something,

932
01:00:57,119 --> 01:00:59,400
so he goes. You don't want
it to get out of hand. It's

933
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:01,519
very, very very easy in golf. If you want to affect somebody,

934
01:01:01,679 --> 01:01:06,760
you're so close you can yell at
the wrong time. I don't know that

935
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,480
it would really upset the apple cart
of betting. But you can bet on

936
01:01:09,519 --> 01:01:14,280
everything now in New York State.
I mean, it's it's fantastic. It's

937
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,760
a hell of a lot of fun, even if you're just doing five to

938
01:01:17,119 --> 01:01:20,519
three dollars or whatever bets. Right. Yeah, I made a lot of

939
01:01:20,519 --> 01:01:22,000
money in the PGA champ Did you
really? I made like three hundred bucks,

940
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,800
So you're kidding? No, who
did you? I had no idea.

941
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:28,760
I just bet. I bet like
long shots, and I bet some

942
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,320
like like. I didn't bet people
necessarily to I bet if you to win,

943
01:01:30,679 --> 01:01:32,840
right, and I stacked you know
my adds again, Okay, this

944
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:36,639
one looks great, I'll bet this
X amount of dollars in this guy X

945
01:01:36,679 --> 01:01:38,239
amount of this and X amount of
this. And then as the tournament went

946
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:42,119
on, there were other bets that
you could make throughout. Once you start

947
01:01:42,159 --> 01:01:44,880
to figure out, all right,
who's winning, who's going to be close

948
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,679
at the end, and then you
go from there. Is it more fun

949
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:52,760
to have a cap Gilmore gallery than
it is? Yes? Right, let's

950
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,119
think about if you have a happy
Gilmore gallery. Let's get it back going.

951
01:01:57,239 --> 01:02:00,519
Now, you don't have to worry
about yelling boba booie well or somebody

952
01:02:00,559 --> 01:02:02,960
like yelling like mess or something like
that. I know, but there is

953
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,639
something with it because it creates a
white noise in your head. Now you

954
01:02:06,719 --> 01:02:08,199
have a background night, I can
just focus on golf in general. Is

955
01:02:08,239 --> 01:02:13,000
white noise understand? I mean,
I think it's distracted when the dude is

956
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,679
like Jim Nance is going, Jim
Nance back here at seventeen, John Ron's

957
01:02:15,679 --> 01:02:20,280
about to approach. It's he's holding
his left leg. I don't know if

958
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,360
the outcome or not, but I
mean that's always been the concern all the

959
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:28,840
time. I mean we've had an
NBA was an NBA or nc double a

960
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:35,320
ref. Yeah, I think there's
even a I know his name to that.

961
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,039
He was taking bribes to make calls
to affect the outcome of a game.

962
01:02:38,119 --> 01:02:40,199
So another word. Yeah, he
would call more fouls to get more

963
01:02:40,199 --> 01:02:45,159
free throws to get the over.
Yeah. And his family was evolved,

964
01:02:45,199 --> 01:02:46,239
like they said you better do this. They were getting Oh, I don't

965
01:02:46,239 --> 01:02:50,920
know. I didn't watch the Netflix. I know sixty Minutes did something,

966
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,320
and I think Netflix did as well. Jim Donaghee was the guy's name,

967
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:58,360
that's right, Tim Donaghee. Yeah, so why is this NBA game going

968
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,760
four hours? It was when it
was on sixty minutes. Pauli who we

969
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:08,320
called about the referee the kids,
He said, he watched that and the

970
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,760
referees get together, Okay, let's
have a good game, and we gotta

971
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:16,159
watch out for number twenty three and
uh, number twenty four, and he

972
01:03:16,199 --> 01:03:19,760
goes, it's the same way in
high school. You know, this coach

973
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,719
is going to be an asshole,
and this one's gonna want to watch the

974
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,920
clock, and you gotta watch out
for you know, their defense kind of

975
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:30,639
takes shots. So it's it's the
same level that you're used to a certain

976
01:03:30,679 --> 01:03:36,119
team and a certain player, and
if you know the players going to give

977
01:03:36,119 --> 01:03:39,480
you a problems, it's easier to
call a penalty on him and to get

978
01:03:39,519 --> 01:03:44,559
him the other person a free throw. So that's what partly what I haven't

979
01:03:44,559 --> 01:03:46,000
watched in a long time. But
that's kind of way kind of what happened.

980
01:03:46,079 --> 01:03:50,000
Yeah, but I also think some
of that, Yes, I mean,

981
01:03:50,039 --> 01:03:52,960
the human nature does play into these
things. Right, there is some

982
01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:55,039
I will call a human error,
but right, you know, our human

983
01:03:55,079 --> 01:04:00,440
bias and slightly and when you're popular, I mean out of Georgian's career if

984
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:06,440
he got touched, oh l at
even interference during Team of Us, say

985
01:04:06,559 --> 01:04:12,079
the Dream Team, Jordans, Magic
and Larry Bird took a picture together and

986
01:04:12,159 --> 01:04:15,079
Magic looks, Hilary goes, don't
touch him. You'll get called through foul.

987
01:04:16,039 --> 01:04:18,760
All right, we'll take a moment. Someone we used to work with,

988
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:25,159
Vince is going away. Oh,
not for long, but going away.

989
01:04:25,199 --> 01:04:29,920
And it's well, it's one of
these things where I don't know if

990
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:38,360
anybody else has had situations where somebody
they knew was accused and found guilty of

991
01:04:38,559 --> 01:04:42,280
something heinous. And when you go, I never would have expected. And

992
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:45,199
I know that sounds trite, and
everybody says it every time a neighbor comes

993
01:04:45,199 --> 01:04:48,199
out, like when something horrible go. Oh, they were just quiet and

994
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:53,119
kept to themselves, great neighbor,
kept a nice yard. The kids were

995
01:04:53,159 --> 01:04:55,519
great like and then all of a
sudden, like he kills his wife and

996
01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:58,159
ties his kids up in the basement
and they don't see him for three days

997
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:01,519
and he's run off to Mexico.
That's the kind of thing. Who it

998
01:05:01,559 --> 01:05:06,679
is. He's so good those naked
and he played for the Bills. He

999
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:12,599
was on NBC sports. I thought
I knew him. We will get to

1000
01:05:12,639 --> 01:05:15,159
that next. But first, Victor
Chrysler Dodge Cheap Ram Root ninety six and

1001
01:05:15,239 --> 01:05:17,239
Victor, you know what, the
kids going back to school, Maybe we're

1002
01:05:17,239 --> 01:05:20,559
gonna be doing a little more driving. Maybe it's time to look at something

1003
01:05:20,599 --> 01:05:26,119
new that's safe and reliable for the
family. Or maybe it's time to finally

1004
01:05:26,159 --> 01:05:29,880
get yourself that truck. You've been
nigh all summer long. You know what

1005
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,920
I'm saying. We're getting towards the
end of summer here, why not get

1006
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,719
out there, get the Ram big
horn. Oh, it's a luxurious truck

1007
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:40,920
to drive around it. It's just
so cool how everything now is just it's

1008
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:43,360
just a click of a dial,
that's all it is. It's a click

1009
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,960
of a dial to go from four
wheel drive to two wheel drive. Towing

1010
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:51,519
capacity is fantastic. And planning a
room for everybody in your family. And

1011
01:05:51,559 --> 01:05:54,719
when I say that, I have
a son who's six seven. He came

1012
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:57,719
to visit. He fit comfortably in
the truck, no problem at all.

1013
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:02,239
Check it out. Victor Chrysler Dodge
Gee Pram a locally owned dealership with ties

1014
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1036
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Do you know who you were share
a birthday with? Did you ever

1037
01:07:54,679 --> 01:07:57,400
looked at online? I did,
yes, and there I would think it

1038
01:07:57,719 --> 01:08:00,760
being in radio for as long as
Yeah, I did, and I couldn't

1039
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,360
tell one person Bill Parcels, Bill
Parcels, Yes, I do remember Bill

1040
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:11,960
Parcels. The General there, Max
MacArthur, No MacArthur, omar Braley,

1041
01:08:12,679 --> 01:08:25,920
No, Ali you had sports cough, Yeah, General Swarts nude James Cordon,

1042
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:33,560
I share a birthday with him.
Ty Burrell, the dad from Yeah

1043
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:40,399
ye share a birthday with him.
I'm trying to think who else you guys

1044
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:42,560
gotta be about the same age,
right, he's a little bit older.

1045
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:47,720
He's like fifty six, fifty two. Oh, Jia de Laurentis. I

1046
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:51,279
don't know her. She's the hot
chick Tommy. When we did the break

1047
01:08:51,359 --> 01:08:55,560
Room, we used to go crazy
on she did like she had a food

1048
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:58,479
show, didn't she, Vinny,
She was like CNN or something, what

1049
01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:00,560
did she have a food show?
No work? Yeah, she's still in

1050
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:04,840
the game. She's fifty three.
Yeah, yeah, it's like a fine

1051
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:09,640
wine. Vinnie. Remember every day
at nine o'clock he turned on Kelly and

1052
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:15,600
Regis or Kelly and the late the
late Cindy Williams who died the other way.

1053
01:09:18,119 --> 01:09:20,479
And that was one of my favorite
Opie and Anthony bits when they did

1054
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:26,800
has been corners and we found out
on this podcast because everybody thought that was

1055
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:30,520
so fucking mean. They did an
interview and they pretended they didn't know who

1056
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,239
she was, and they kept calling
her a has been and she got really

1057
01:09:32,319 --> 01:09:36,640
pissed off and yelled at them.
So on purpose for ratings. Yes,

1058
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:41,479
oh, Anthony, Opie and Anthony. So then I'm talking to Opie on

1059
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,479
this podcast. They called him one
day and he goes, because it was

1060
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,199
the anniversary of that and people were
tweeting about it. I said, oh,

1061
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,439
and so we talked and he said, you know why I did that?

1062
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:56,720
He said, she was on who
was the Andy Kaufman had a show

1063
01:09:57,199 --> 01:10:00,319
and he did has Been Corner and
he brought somebody out and Cindy was there

1064
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:04,479
and he did exactly that to somebody, and Cindy laughed through the whole thing,

1065
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:08,760
right in this poor guy's face.
So here we had the opportunity to

1066
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,159
do it back to her because but
nobody really knew that that's what we were

1067
01:10:12,239 --> 01:10:15,359
doing. And so we got labeled
shock jocks, assholes, all this shit

1068
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:20,760
immediately, because that was fine.
But I thought that was Yeah, that

1069
01:10:21,119 --> 01:10:27,840
was pretty good. So Skevon.
Skevon was a woman that you and I

1070
01:10:28,039 --> 01:10:31,079
Vince had worked with. Yeah,
she worked in what they called traffic and

1071
01:10:31,239 --> 01:10:35,239
radio, which is not telling you
what's happening on the nineties four, three,

1072
01:10:35,359 --> 01:10:40,479
and five. It was scheduling the
commercials and she was great at it.

1073
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:45,000
And Skevon looked like she stepped out
of a magazine every day. The

1074
01:10:45,079 --> 01:10:51,640
woman's face was perfect hair perfect,
clothes were immaculate. I mean we talked

1075
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:55,960
about having some pride in the way
you look, Doug. This woman looked

1076
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:59,560
like a million bucks every day.
Every day. I used to talk boxing

1077
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,560
with her. She was a fan
off. I recall of Marvelous Marveln Hagler,

1078
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,840
who had come to Bill's training camp
with his son once because he was

1079
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:09,800
trying to help his son become a
fighter. And I always loved him because

1080
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:13,359
he was that skinny guy and he
showed you how powerful your legs could be

1081
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:16,159
like he could. I mean when
he just twisted and twisted, you know,

1082
01:11:16,279 --> 01:11:19,560
all that hip motion which is so
important. And so she and I

1083
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:25,239
would talk about all this stuff.
You went to her retirement party when she

1084
01:11:25,399 --> 01:11:32,000
retired from radio A just a beautiful
woman, model employee, model citizen.

1085
01:11:32,199 --> 01:11:39,960
Yeah. Right. So then one
day we find out that Stevan's husband is

1086
01:11:40,039 --> 01:11:46,600
found dead in the driveway and they
don't know what happened. And then it's

1087
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:51,159
and then it's like Skaze gets arrested, and then it was he was rough

1088
01:11:51,279 --> 01:11:56,359
on her up and she had enough
and she went out and shot him.

1089
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:59,119
And I don't know where that's if
that story held water or not. I

1090
01:11:59,199 --> 01:12:00,800
think he was clean in the car
out did she went out? It was

1091
01:12:01,119 --> 01:12:04,920
early morning, everyone was like leaving
for work. Yeah, but it was

1092
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:09,479
like a yeah, and she was
okay, I don't know when it was,

1093
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:13,880
I don't know. So she went
out and she did. I think

1094
01:12:14,159 --> 01:12:15,680
she admitted, but tried to make
it look like it was self defense from

1095
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:19,720
what I'm remembering in the early stories. Would that be right? It sounds

1096
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:23,840
right? Yeah, yeah, I
think that was people were they were just

1097
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:28,720
waking up and I heard a scuffle
and it was six thirty whatever it was,

1098
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,159
and so yeah, So then a
lot of people who had worked where

1099
01:12:31,159 --> 01:12:35,319
they were trying to figure out,
well, how the hell because everybody has

1100
01:12:35,479 --> 01:12:39,760
we all of us, it's like
it's becomes a joke. Yeah. Was

1101
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:43,399
this a couple of years ago?
Within a yeah, within a couple yes,

1102
01:12:44,039 --> 01:12:48,000
was it okay? And I had
an uber writer and lady goes,

1103
01:12:48,079 --> 01:12:53,640
can you believe this shit? Right
there? She shot her husband like okay,

1104
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:57,560
yeah, this is the woman.
Yeah, I mean, just an

1105
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:01,920
absolutely wonderful woman. And when I
say you would never expect, you would

1106
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,800
never expect. Scp on was not
the lay. We used to always go

1107
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:08,279
skate on. So I used to
do that. I used to try to

1108
01:13:08,279 --> 01:13:12,720
sneak up and make her jump in
her chair and I but she always of

1109
01:13:13,119 --> 01:13:15,319
a good cheer and asked about your
kids and you know what I mean,

1110
01:13:15,439 --> 01:13:18,840
just used everybody's favorite. Yeah,
And I used to Actually I had no

1111
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:23,359
purpose to go into traffic for anything, right, I didn't go. I

1112
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,199
used to go in there and just
chat with her about boxing and stuff.

1113
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:30,640
So then we find out that her
husband's dead. Then there was a something

1114
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:35,319
that came out her. I believe
she only had one child and her son,

1115
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:41,359
and he had died a few months
earlier, like June of that year.

1116
01:13:41,479 --> 01:13:45,680
Whenever this happened. And supposedly that
may have had a name. I

1117
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:48,279
have no idea. So all of
this goes on, she winds up in

1118
01:13:48,399 --> 01:13:51,439
jail. There's fundraisers to try to
get her out. I didn't go.

1119
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:56,039
I didn't know what to even do. I was like, what do you

1120
01:13:56,159 --> 01:14:00,359
do here? Like, I mean, if you killed your husband, what

1121
01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:02,800
do you do? Yeah? You
know what. I saw her mug shot

1122
01:14:03,239 --> 01:14:06,079
after working with her for four and
a half years, and didn't I just

1123
01:14:06,199 --> 01:14:09,399
glossed over. So why do people
we worked with who go? Man?

1124
01:14:09,399 --> 01:14:11,880
I want to see this mug shot
because I've never seen her without all her

1125
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:15,479
makeup lot and everything. Yeah,
the mug shots up. Can somebody pull

1126
01:14:15,479 --> 01:14:19,359
it? Can you pull it up
on your phone? Like every uh ten,

1127
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:21,840
NBC, thirteen, WHAM, Channel
eight, they all had it.

1128
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:28,680
I think thirteen probably did the most
in depth coverage along with eight. So

1129
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:33,600
they had all this stuff. But
she was married for forty years to her

1130
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:39,840
husband, and then whatever happened happened. Yeah, just finally snapped. I

1131
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:45,239
get on, that's it. Well, so now I'm going, now here's

1132
01:14:45,359 --> 01:14:48,760
here's my shitty thing. I remember
looking at this in the beginning and I

1133
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:55,760
go, well, her husband forty
years and he would come to Christmas parties,

1134
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,760
but he was always very quiet.
I think I got introduced to him.

1135
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,680
I never really I never ever really
talked to the guy, but I

1136
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:04,039
remember him being somewhat quiet. I
think he even came to get her once

1137
01:15:04,039 --> 01:15:08,239
because maybe they were in car trouble
and so he was picking her up after

1138
01:15:08,319 --> 01:15:12,239
work. But I remember seeing the
picture they put up. It was them

1139
01:15:12,359 --> 01:15:16,159
together, and this is terrible.
This is a very very bad thing I'm

1140
01:15:16,199 --> 01:15:21,920
about to say. But he looked
like Joe Jackson, Michael Jackson's dad.

1141
01:15:23,359 --> 01:15:28,359
He had that thin mustache and the
hat, and I always go Joe Jackson.

1142
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:31,840
Joe Jackson looked like the evil character
in every kid's cartoon. There was

1143
01:15:32,239 --> 01:15:36,079
you know what I mean, And
we all knew what Joe Jackson was accused

1144
01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:40,000
of, like beating those kids.
I mean, you know, like they

1145
01:15:40,079 --> 01:15:43,319
all. The joke that I had
heard other comedians do is, well,

1146
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:46,760
you don't get Michael Jackson, Joe
Jackson, you know what I'm saying,

1147
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:50,359
which is a terrible thing, but
I go, you can't look like that.

1148
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:54,199
So if you told me this guy
rough scave on up, I'm Michael,

1149
01:15:54,319 --> 01:15:57,399
Yeah, I can see it.
It's guilty, guilty. He looks

1150
01:15:57,399 --> 01:16:00,640
like Joe Jackson. Joe did the
same thing. He had that, which

1151
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:03,079
I go is it is a terrible
thing. But you know, aging black

1152
01:16:03,119 --> 01:16:08,079
men shouldn't get the thin pencils and
thin mustache. Just don't do it and

1153
01:16:08,239 --> 01:16:11,640
put the hat on. I'm just
saying, I don't know, but she

1154
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:15,319
was the person that you would never
think would have this, so something you

1155
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:18,399
have to think would go by.
So I know she was up second degree

1156
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:25,000
murder that I believe carries this is
a wide range. But when I looked

1157
01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:30,880
it up, fifteen to forty years
in prison. Skepon is sixty eight or

1158
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:34,359
sixty nine. Her husband was seventy
two. That's a long time, and

1159
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:39,199
it's you know, anytime I think
in prison would be a long time for

1160
01:16:39,359 --> 01:16:42,039
someone like Skeveon, who just seems
like such a lovely, sweet soul.

1161
01:16:42,079 --> 01:16:45,079
But maybe it seems that maybe a
harder side we didn't know about. So

1162
01:16:46,319 --> 01:16:50,119
I think they couldn't come to an
agreement the jury on that. They deliberated

1163
01:16:50,199 --> 01:16:57,279
for three days on this, and
she has been found guilty of criminally negligent

1164
01:16:57,399 --> 01:17:01,680
homicide, which is one and a
third to four years from what I looked

1165
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,960
up, and I hope I have
that correct. I don't know. This

1166
01:17:05,159 --> 01:17:11,279
sentencing date has not been determined yet
and so nobody really knows. But I'm

1167
01:17:11,319 --> 01:17:15,159
like, man, I it's it's
like, of all the people we worked

1168
01:17:15,239 --> 01:17:21,479
with in radio, which has nothing
but criminals, thieves and scumbags, last

1169
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:29,960
person very much. No, but
seriously, I mean you were talking about

1170
01:17:30,039 --> 01:17:35,560
the scummiest of the s some of
them, some of them have been involved,

1171
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:40,119
yeah, but none Like, out
of all the people, you would

1172
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:45,359
never think that she was the one
that would be capable of this and clearly

1173
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:47,920
she was, because I think they
even went through the house and I don't

1174
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:50,479
know what she was saying, and
then they found the gun. But it

1175
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:55,479
was like an old school gun and
like an older rifle that you have to

1176
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:58,840
be pretty clothes to do it,
which is heinous, you know, because

1177
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:01,680
I always go, you know,
if somebody's shot, if somebody gets mad

1178
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:04,600
and they shoot a gun, they're
frustrating, the pull it out and shoot

1179
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:08,239
it, and they shoot it and
the person is a good twenty five yards

1180
01:18:08,279 --> 01:18:13,079
away and they clip them. I
don't find that as bad as a stabbing.

1181
01:18:13,159 --> 01:18:16,039
When you're right there, I feel
like there's so much more emotion and

1182
01:18:16,119 --> 01:18:19,520
there's so much more anger, and
it's right, you're right there. It's

1183
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:26,760
like, yeah, fuck you,
and I keep yeah, it's funny you

1184
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,239
bring that up. So when I
was like fifteen sixteen years old, my

1185
01:18:29,279 --> 01:18:31,640
buddy Louie's grandfather had bill season tickets. Not only did have season tickets,

1186
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,840
but he also had a season passed
to park at somebody's house. So we'd

1187
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,840
park at the house. I'd go
to one or two games a year with

1188
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:41,680
him. We park at their house, right, and this woman collected the

1189
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:44,199
money. Is she honed the house, right, all right. So the

1190
01:18:44,279 --> 01:18:46,000
following year, I go, hey, so we're gonna park at so and

1191
01:18:46,079 --> 01:18:49,079
so's house. Oh no, you
didn't hear about that. I go,

1192
01:18:49,239 --> 01:18:55,279
No, she stabbed her husband's sixty
seven times. She's in jail sixty seven

1193
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,399
he oh, he died. Okay, Yeah, I think so. Really

1194
01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:02,720
yeah, Sprinkler right, she stre
thirty two a journey. But I was

1195
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,640
like, holy cow, like you
really gotta like, you know, we

1196
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:10,960
parked at this woman's house. Yeah, but can you think of anybody in

1197
01:19:11,039 --> 01:19:15,359
your life like Scavan that you would
never expect this to have happened, that

1198
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:20,319
that then is either accused of or
worse, found guilty of. No,

1199
01:19:20,479 --> 01:19:25,920
I think she's the only one actually
something that heinous. And I saw her

1200
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:29,760
even after I stopped working in radio, and she would always say hi,

1201
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:34,479
and she was always pleasant, and
we reminisced it was it's unbelievable that that

1202
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:39,479
was hers. Yeah, right,
that's the one. I found out that

1203
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:44,760
I worked with a guy at Wham
Okay, and he was an executive producer

1204
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,399
for news over Channel eight. He
eventually got fired about harm to do part

1205
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:50,600
time news at Wham, and his
name was on the air was Robert Jason,

1206
01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:57,319
but his name was actually Robert Fayne. Well Robert Fayne was distributing child

1207
01:19:57,399 --> 01:20:01,319
pornography and they caught him. He
ends up committing was side afterward, and

1208
01:20:01,439 --> 01:20:05,399
his reason was, I just wanted
to impress people online, seriously, dude,

1209
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:08,960
And we were all kind of like
stunned, and Lantry went on there

1210
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,840
they go, oh, yeah,
the guy used to work here. He

1211
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:14,760
did, hasn't worked here in a
while, but yeah, yeah. Now

1212
01:20:15,039 --> 01:20:18,039
when I was a kid, uh, there was a girl and I went

1213
01:20:18,079 --> 01:20:21,239
to school with. She had been
left back. So those were the kids

1214
01:20:21,279 --> 01:20:24,520
that you kind of were aware of, right, they were a little bit

1215
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:27,560
older, but they're in your grade. So she's supposed to be you know

1216
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:30,680
what I mean, but we're all
in. She showed me your booby.

1217
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:35,079
Yeah you got exactly, Doug.
So she's she was this girl that I

1218
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,600
was like, the type of girl
that would always tattle on you, and

1219
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:43,359
she tried to give you stickers and
things. And looking back now, I

1220
01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:46,399
don't know, I don't know if
she would have been classified today, maybe

1221
01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:50,680
being on the spectrum, I have
no idea. But we also had gray

1222
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:54,960
lines, you know, that shitty
fake tile they had in all these small

1223
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,680
town schools, and it was gray
lines. So if you stepped on the

1224
01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:00,000
gray line, you liked her.
So everybody, all the guys be hopping

1225
01:21:00,079 --> 01:21:04,399
over that. We've mean horrible,
right. So we're going from third grade

1226
01:21:04,439 --> 01:21:11,279
to fourth grade, and all of
a sudden there's a call that she has

1227
01:21:11,319 --> 01:21:15,079
been murdered and that her dad had
a bad name in business, and that

1228
01:21:15,239 --> 01:21:19,800
someone broke in. This is a
rural community, rural. The cops show

1229
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:26,399
up and it turns out her fifteen
year old brother had taken the car out

1230
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:30,840
and she started with the I'm gonna
tell and he snapped and stabbed her with

1231
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:34,640
a fishing knife that he would got
fish with over one hundred and nine times,

1232
01:21:35,159 --> 01:21:41,479
one hundred nine times. And this
motherfucker ended up like he was fifteen,

1233
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:44,640
he was a basketball star, he
was well liked. It would be

1234
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:49,000
exactly of you just wouldn't expect,
you wouldn't expect, and so he winds

1235
01:21:49,079 --> 01:21:51,359
up. I mean, I can't
imagine, as I said, at this

1236
01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:56,840
end of life. Right my fifty
second birthday, I lost both kids that

1237
01:21:56,960 --> 01:22:01,039
day. One's going to prison and
one's gone for ever. And he got

1238
01:22:01,079 --> 01:22:03,800
out because I remember, like my
senior year there was a buzz because he

1239
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:08,159
came to watch a basketball game because
he played basketball. He was like a

1240
01:22:08,239 --> 01:22:11,439
basketball star in the school. And
he's in the stands and was like,

1241
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:15,920
oh he wound up. I think
lived in Rochester for a littlehile, because

1242
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,119
I've talked about this when I was
on the radio and people would call and

1243
01:22:17,239 --> 01:22:21,079
go, yeah, I know him, Jimmy Hall, and would never say

1244
01:22:21,159 --> 01:22:25,439
why he was here or anything.
I think got married, and I think

1245
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:28,960
all his records are sealed because he
was a miner. Was it was a

1246
01:22:29,039 --> 01:22:32,119
juvenile but again, another one of
those you would never ever ever think.

1247
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:36,800
Guy at a church I went to
went to this big like my parents switched

1248
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:41,039
from Catholicism and we went to more
of an evangelical church. Had to go

1249
01:22:41,119 --> 01:22:45,000
every Sunday, even to the point, Doug, when I was starting out

1250
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,840
in radio, I would do midnight
to six am Sunday morning. Midnight Saturday.

1251
01:22:48,119 --> 01:22:50,279
My father, if I was living
under his roof, I still had

1252
01:22:50,279 --> 01:22:53,159
to get up at nine and we
had to go to church. It was

1253
01:22:53,199 --> 01:22:58,239
a rule. So this guy at
church, he was a teacher, seemed

1254
01:22:58,319 --> 01:23:00,960
nice, lovely family caught on the
side of the road banging a fifteen year

1255
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:05,159
old girl like another one that you
would just never would expect. And not

1256
01:23:05,279 --> 01:23:09,159
a creepy guy, not a guy
like you know, you know how everybody

1257
01:23:09,279 --> 01:23:12,279
putting around those memes of Biden rubbing
someone's shoulders and all, and if you

1258
01:23:12,319 --> 01:23:14,760
start to put it, if anything
ever came out, they go, well,

1259
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:20,119
he never nothing, nothing like that, nothing like it. The pastor

1260
01:23:20,199 --> 01:23:26,920
of that church caught banging this woman
they called Aunt Pudgy on his desk.

1261
01:23:27,199 --> 01:23:32,920
He was married and had kids.
Small town daddy, Yeah, small town

1262
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:38,960
U. Two teachers gotten a fist
fight in the in the main office.

1263
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:43,720
Never would have expected that. Two
teachers gotten a fist fight in the main

1264
01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:46,439
office. Mister Strong was one of
their names. He was the football coach.

1265
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:49,399
The other one became one of my
favorite teachers, mister McNeil. McNeil

1266
01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:51,760
went down and like, yeah,
I think he had a cut out of

1267
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:55,560
his head, but even just feigned
it all. So anytime I would see

1268
01:23:55,560 --> 01:24:01,439
mister Strong and go, hey,
McNeil says, all I did, I

1269
01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:05,479
did that the fire every time.
Did it three years and he was such

1270
01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:10,119
a sport he didn't care. It
was fine, it was fine, but

1271
01:24:10,199 --> 01:24:13,960
it's it's weird. And then in
the news today. Check this out.

1272
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:18,319
Now to the arrest of a prominent
family court attorney who's charged with forcible touching

1273
01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:25,760
and exposure Nathan van Loon, seen
here in a previous worse grabbing a woman

1274
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:30,319
and exposing himself in a restroom.
Court paperwork says Van Loon is suspected of

1275
01:24:30,439 --> 01:24:33,880
pushing her against the mirror and then
followed her down to her car and tried

1276
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:38,039
to kiss her. The paperwork says
she told him to get out, and

1277
01:24:38,159 --> 01:24:42,600
he did. Van Loon has pleaded
not guilty. Want to see something,

1278
01:24:43,159 --> 01:24:46,800
well, look at it, look
ahead, look down, Hello, look

1279
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:50,680
down, because that always works.
The worst fucking name you could have,

1280
01:24:51,359 --> 01:24:55,199
Van Loon, and you're gonna be
accused to this. And when it sounds

1281
01:24:55,239 --> 01:25:00,680
like boo in the courtroom, they're
saying van Loo. But if family court

1282
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:02,640
guy who works with it, it
sounds like this guy who was at a

1283
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:06,600
bar follow a chick into the bathroom, the women's room, That's what it

1284
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:11,039
sounds like to me, and then
pushed her against She sells him to get

1285
01:25:11,079 --> 01:25:14,039
out. Then they go down to
he follows her to the car. Order

1286
01:25:14,239 --> 01:25:16,319
you want to see something? No, And then and they they're showing like

1287
01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:19,560
him from a previous interview they did
with it. He's this happy guy.

1288
01:25:20,119 --> 01:25:26,439
I would think most people go never
expected that, never expected it. Skate

1289
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:29,640
mom would be my number one,
even that all the weird shit I see

1290
01:25:30,199 --> 01:25:34,560
I have seen in my life number
one. All right, we shall take

1291
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:39,359
a break when we come back.
I want to call my mom. It's

1292
01:25:39,399 --> 01:25:44,199
my birthday. And then we will
close it out with a story of somebody

1293
01:25:44,199 --> 01:25:48,720
who did something that I think people
will say was heroic and I say,

1294
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:54,920
is a fucking weak move. Okay, we'll get to all that next,

1295
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:59,159
but first, roar Bock Brewing Companies. Railroad Street Beer Hall, ninety seven

1296
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:02,479
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1297
01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:09,159
like shuffleboard? Have you played shuffleboard
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1298
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1299
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1300
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1301
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1302
01:26:27,399 --> 01:26:31,640
fun competitive shuffleboard, not a bad
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1303
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1304
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1309
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1310
01:27:01,239 --> 01:27:05,359
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1311
01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:11,800
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1312
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1313
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:20,439
Have you been to the Plug in
East Few Mall all They got the

1314
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:25,720
hottest kicks in town, perfect for
back to school. Get out there they

1315
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:29,119
are. They are the coolest sneakers
I've ever seen at the Plug. Honestly,

1316
01:27:29,399 --> 01:27:32,159
they've got every iteration of Jordan you
can imagine. And if you've got

1317
01:27:32,239 --> 01:27:36,039
sneakers that you feel like are worth
something, put him on consignment at the

1318
01:27:36,079 --> 01:27:40,439
Plug. Rick and his crew will
explain the whole thing to you. And

1319
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:45,760
they're very easy to find right there
in East few Mall, Rochester's elite sneaker

1320
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:56,039
in a power resale shop, the
Plug. The birthday Boy himself is back

1321
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:59,199
the one knee only the man with
the plan. You're a favorite of mine

1322
01:27:59,479 --> 01:28:02,920
from down Sound, Julie Brown Brother
six foot two, eyes of Blue,

1323
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:12,279
the Ladies Man from Alabama, Bid
Alama, Bill Right, anyway, Wait

1324
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:15,359
when I switched up, that's my
favorite Stone song and I cut it off

1325
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:20,520
Stone. This is your favorite,
oh s Stone song? I like favorite

1326
01:28:21,159 --> 01:28:24,800
song to get Stone too. No, no, no, okay, not

1327
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:28,119
my favorite song rolling Stones. No, no, you're catching up to Keith

1328
01:28:28,239 --> 01:28:31,560
Richards. Is he ninety eight now? No, Keith is younger than Mick.

1329
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:34,840
Mick just turned eighty eighty. How
about Keith is still alive? It's

1330
01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:40,399
seventy eight or seventy nine? He
said about drugs, rock and roll and

1331
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:44,000
ween and just I don't know what
it is, you know, because you

1332
01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:46,199
look even Bill Wyman, who left
the band, but he's still alive.

1333
01:28:46,239 --> 01:28:49,359
He looks awful, but he's alive. Charlie wats is the only one of

1334
01:28:49,479 --> 01:28:54,560
the four that we really know.
Ronnie. He never party, they said,

1335
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:57,920
no never, y Monogamius loved his
wife. Just go up to up

1336
01:28:57,960 --> 01:29:00,439
to bed. What do you dress? Answer? But he was eighty,

1337
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:05,680
which I mean you go at that
point. If your neighbor died at eighty,

1338
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:09,680
I'm not good. Run, good
run for that guy, good life,

1339
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,960
nice life. Anything over eighty,
I think is good. Yeah,

1340
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:15,000
that's right. So that's the way
I look I always look at it this

1341
01:29:15,079 --> 01:29:17,880
way. I think I got If
I can get twenty five more good years,

1342
01:29:18,399 --> 01:29:21,199
all right, it's a pretty good
win, right. I mean,

1343
01:29:21,279 --> 01:29:25,640
if if you lived to be one
hundred and four, you're middle age right

1344
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:29,560
now technically technically, but that's a
stretch. But I'm just going if I

1345
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:34,000
had twenty five more good years where
everything's functioning fine, I'm not needing of

1346
01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:38,560
anything. I'm not right, how
my health is good, I'm able to

1347
01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:43,239
do even this or something close.
Would that would be freaking phenomenal. That's

1348
01:29:43,319 --> 01:29:45,279
my goal. Twenty five more good
years, more good years of this,

1349
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:49,239
Yeah, I'm in Yeah, Yeah, I would do it until you know,

1350
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:56,760
I lose my buy vocal courts.
Uh. So Vinny's here and Vince

1351
01:29:56,920 --> 01:30:00,039
was part of They had the top
three seven in Rochester. Top three seven

1352
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:04,840
were the women who made it legal
in New York State for women to go

1353
01:30:05,199 --> 01:30:10,119
topless in public places where men can
be topless. Ye. So there were

1354
01:30:10,199 --> 01:30:13,319
women in Rochester that would walk around
and I think they got arrested and there

1355
01:30:13,319 --> 01:30:15,960
were all kinds of problems, but
they were the top three seven. So

1356
01:30:15,159 --> 01:30:21,600
to commemorate the anniversary of them,
we we recreated with the brother we show

1357
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:28,960
at Cobbs Hill a big photo of
women topless, of everybody topless, So

1358
01:30:29,079 --> 01:30:30,840
we all went out to Cobs Hill. Did you set this up? Yes?

1359
01:30:31,119 --> 01:30:34,760
I was part of it. We
had some fantastic promotions in the early

1360
01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:39,800
two thousands. Yeah. And it
wasn't a promotion as you say, commemorative,

1361
01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:41,920
but it was. But it was
a great thing and I think it

1362
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,520
got a lot of class and it
was you know, it was CMF was

1363
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:47,520
behind it, and my mom was
in town. So my Mom's like,

1364
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:54,479
oh yeah, yeah, let's go, let's going free. And that was

1365
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:57,840
it. My mother was and my
mom who came from like I could never

1366
01:30:57,960 --> 01:31:00,479
really see where my mom stood,
because when I was a kid, I

1367
01:31:00,479 --> 01:31:03,880
always thought she was like a drip
and she was just like this, somewhat

1368
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:08,680
conservative, not really this. And
then I find out years later, like

1369
01:31:09,039 --> 01:31:15,079
my father makes a big deal that
we're coming up on the fiftieth anniversary of

1370
01:31:15,319 --> 01:31:18,039
them streaking my mom, my dad, my aunt, and my uncle.

1371
01:31:18,239 --> 01:31:25,800
That's why they called the streaks,
and lo they streaked when you were two,

1372
01:31:26,119 --> 01:31:30,199
Yes, you had a sitter.
I guess guys were hanging out.

1373
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:41,720
I guess slopping in your eyes.
So my father goes, The reason I

1374
01:31:41,840 --> 01:31:44,720
think this is such a big deal
is because and he wants to tell like

1375
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:46,640
he tells my sons, my older
sons, right, the other grandkids,

1376
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:49,640
my brother's kids are little. You
know. I think the girls are like

1377
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:55,600
ten and the little boys like seven
or something. So my father tells my

1378
01:31:55,720 --> 01:31:59,039
sons. He goes, you know, I do that because there's nothing grocer

1379
01:31:59,119 --> 01:32:04,560
than picture in your parents naked's like
hi, high energy. But you saw

1380
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:09,640
my mom topless. Well yeah,
and you said you were thinking about calling

1381
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:12,640
Marge, Right, Yeah, I'm
gonna call. So whenever anybody brings up

1382
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:15,880
Marge. You every couple of years, I say, I turned and say

1383
01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:19,479
to whoever's in the room in this
case, Doug and Danny and Troy.

1384
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:24,079
Oh, right, do you know
I've seen Bill's mom's tits before, and

1385
01:32:24,199 --> 01:32:28,279
y'all look at me like you sick
bastard, and I really have I'm like,

1386
01:32:28,359 --> 01:32:32,880
show me pictures. Sam, Well, my mom just turned seventy six.

1387
01:32:33,039 --> 01:32:36,399
She's in the wheel house. Yea, is she recovering okay from her

1388
01:32:36,439 --> 01:32:40,640
surgery? I think so? Yes? Are you having that young Phelps boy

1389
01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:45,399
and your podcast again? William?
Only she could call you young Hello.

1390
01:32:46,159 --> 01:32:50,079
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm very
late. Oh that's okay. I figured

1391
01:32:50,079 --> 01:32:55,359
it was law art. No,
it's not all over. We're this is

1392
01:32:55,399 --> 01:32:58,359
our last segment of the podcast.
But I saved. I saved the best

1393
01:32:58,439 --> 01:33:00,880
for last. Figure out. Yeah, well it would be you, and

1394
01:33:01,319 --> 01:33:08,199
I wanted to wish you a happy
birthday for me, that's right, it

1395
01:33:08,479 --> 01:33:14,279
was my first first day. Yes, it was your actual birthday, right.

1396
01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:23,119
And then Vince is he remember Vince
presses and he he just talked about

1397
01:33:23,159 --> 01:33:27,960
seeing the topless that cops Hill,
do you remember? Yeah? By the

1398
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,920
way, they were spectacular. Were
you really you gotta do this? You

1399
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,720
know? The ABC D and I'm
not reciting the alphabet for Marge, but

1400
01:33:38,119 --> 01:33:43,920
I'm gonna guess a small se No, No, this is Doug, Doug,

1401
01:33:44,159 --> 01:33:46,840
Doug Phelps this year, Doug,
who's mom about a year older than

1402
01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:53,800
me but usually dates women in their
seventies. I believe his last ye need

1403
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:58,199
to watch Oldest Gold. It's let's
trama all they wanted to sex and watch

1404
01:33:58,279 --> 01:34:02,359
TV. Great scull cooked meal.
You can sleep in a lot of naps

1405
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:08,720
if you're bad in bed, they
don't complain, and you might even sneak

1406
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:11,920
and at a Social Security checker getting
the wheel just by exident. You never

1407
01:34:12,039 --> 01:34:15,399
know. I got three Kryo cabdets
and a dog. But it's not a

1408
01:34:15,439 --> 01:34:20,560
will. I'm getting it. I'm
rolling the dice, baby, Old Gold.

1409
01:34:24,359 --> 01:34:27,000
I'm gonna sneak into that wheel.
I'm gonna get a Ferrari someday.

1410
01:34:27,039 --> 01:34:31,199
I'm just playing playing my cards,
right. I'm glad you're up there and

1411
01:34:31,319 --> 01:34:36,279
not around my friends. Oh okay, yeah, well you know now my

1412
01:34:36,399 --> 01:34:41,720
mom went to Nazareth and she still
has she's a Catholic girl. Yes she

1413
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:45,520
has. You have a ruler,
Oh, she says, I don't know

1414
01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:49,840
where this is going, right,
I'm willing, I'm I'm yes ending,

1415
01:34:50,119 --> 01:34:53,760
I'm yes ending, Doug. Can
you remember me in the corner where we

1416
01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:59,079
go get some ground rules. But
I do remember my mom's all her friends

1417
01:34:59,119 --> 01:35:00,840
and stuff, and she has one
friend that I remember, and I will

1418
01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:02,720
say this to my mom, and
it's kind of rude. I think I

1419
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:08,279
already told her though. I remember, meaning like her college and I was

1420
01:35:08,319 --> 01:35:11,279
probably about twelve at the time,
and it was all these kids and the

1421
01:35:11,319 --> 01:35:14,079
moms and stuff. And I remember
seeing this one mom going wow, I

1422
01:35:14,159 --> 01:35:18,479
didn't know moms could be that pretty. Do you know who that was?

1423
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:24,119
It was start Mary Ott, it
was Mary Alice. Yeah, who I

1424
01:35:24,319 --> 01:35:27,920
just saw? Who I just saw? And it's now in her late seventies

1425
01:35:28,319 --> 01:35:31,239
and it looks fantastic. You all, actually, all of you ladies look

1426
01:35:31,319 --> 01:35:35,399
great. I just showed her picture
tonight. I was at dinner and we

1427
01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:40,479
were talking because her mother is a
hundred and one and she had a picture

1428
01:35:40,479 --> 01:35:43,479
of her and her mother at the
winery left dog. That dog just a

1429
01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:45,920
FETs off the reservation. We got
a few heartbeats away. I can't.

1430
01:35:46,479 --> 01:35:51,680
I mean, I dated a girl
in a wheelchair once and she pissed me

1431
01:35:51,720 --> 01:36:03,760
off. And I stole her wheelchair
and she came crawling back. This isn't

1432
01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:08,880
bad. No, it's not bad. Doug's very funny and very sweet.

1433
01:36:08,920 --> 01:36:14,239
Actually, so you did show her
mom's one hundred and one. Yeah,

1434
01:36:14,359 --> 01:36:16,680
he mom's one hundred and one.
But anyway, my friend said she is

1435
01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:25,439
really beautiful Mary, and yeah,
well I wanted to thank you. And

1436
01:36:25,479 --> 01:36:28,439
I guess while I have me on
here, when when you think back,

1437
01:36:28,720 --> 01:36:33,520
I mean, was there anything because
I've heard recently a couple of things that

1438
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:39,399
I forgot about that I did as
a kid I was reminded of. But

1439
01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:43,199
is there anything that I did that
really stands out when you think back?

1440
01:36:45,239 --> 01:36:46,680
Yeah? Now, and I'm not
talking it could be good or bad.

1441
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:50,680
Most of the stuff that I hear
is bad. I was reminded of a

1442
01:36:51,479 --> 01:37:00,680
couple says the other day. I
can only manage who you have a brother

1443
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:02,920
or sister? Right? Heavy?
Both? Both? Will you? Ever?

1444
01:37:03,359 --> 01:37:05,880
You know played barber cut each other's
hair and get caught doing that?

1445
01:37:05,960 --> 01:37:12,079
You know, I was, I
was older by five years of my sister

1446
01:37:12,119 --> 01:37:15,800
and eight years of my brother.
They did things like my brother and sister.

1447
01:37:15,439 --> 01:37:18,920
Because I was just talking to Kevin
today and he's been leaving the kids

1448
01:37:18,960 --> 01:37:25,399
alone a little bit because what's Mallory
eleven? And they were going out tonight

1449
01:37:25,479 --> 01:37:28,159
and they had a babysitter, and
Mallory's like, I can handle it,

1450
01:37:28,159 --> 01:37:30,239
and he goes. Now. Sometimes
Dylan could be really rough, the young

1451
01:37:30,319 --> 01:37:33,199
brother, and could really give you
a hard time. And I remember one

1452
01:37:33,319 --> 01:37:38,920
time, this is true, we
had some I think it was your grandmother's

1453
01:37:39,239 --> 01:37:42,600
table, mom, that came in
in the kitchen, and it was an

1454
01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:45,520
old school table, was really pretty, had a lot of artwork to it,

1455
01:37:45,600 --> 01:37:50,680
but underneath there was lattice and it
came to like a really sharp point,

1456
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:53,880
so if you hit your leg on
it or something, it would hurt.

1457
01:37:54,079 --> 01:37:57,159
Right. So one day, all
of a sudden, I come home

1458
01:37:57,239 --> 01:38:00,520
and there's balloons and there's all this
ship and my dad it's like, oh,

1459
01:38:00,039 --> 01:38:04,640
you wouldn't believe what happened, Katie
said. Kevin was underneath the table

1460
01:38:04,680 --> 01:38:08,119
and he stood up and he whacked
his head and it was bleeding, and

1461
01:38:08,319 --> 01:38:12,960
she stayed with him. And I
think Kate and Kevin were probably around Mallory

1462
01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:17,239
and Dylan's ate somewhere in that eleven
eight after school. It was after school,

1463
01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:20,039
yeah, yeah, So where we
would have Yeah, we would,

1464
01:38:20,560 --> 01:38:26,800
Yeah, about a half hour or
something, right, and then dad came

1465
01:38:26,880 --> 01:38:30,439
in first. Yeah. So then
they take Kevin. I think did he

1466
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:34,079
get stitches? Yes, he did
stitches in his head. My dad's talking

1467
01:38:34,079 --> 01:38:38,039
about my sister. You stayed calm, you handled this. You did a

1468
01:38:38,119 --> 01:38:41,439
great job. Kevin came up underneath. He was screaming and crying, but

1469
01:38:41,520 --> 01:38:44,520
you great. He brought home balloons
for all this. And I don't know

1470
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:47,159
when we found out they had gotten
in a fight and my sister had taken

1471
01:38:47,199 --> 01:38:51,920
a bottle of pledge, like the
furniture polish, and at the back end

1472
01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:58,039
the head that like flip on it
whacked him over the head. That's what

1473
01:38:58,199 --> 01:39:08,000
it was. And my father's we're
not you're right, that was it.

1474
01:39:08,279 --> 01:39:12,000
But what about I'm trying to think
of I can think of a few things

1475
01:39:12,079 --> 01:39:15,079
myself. But now, when you
were giving birth, when you were giving

1476
01:39:15,119 --> 01:39:18,680
birth to Bill, they had lamas
on were you doing the Yes, I

1477
01:39:18,840 --> 01:39:23,760
did do the I did the lamas. He says he was ten pounds.

1478
01:39:23,920 --> 01:39:28,640
I mean he was ten pounds,
so I was unable to do it.

1479
01:39:29,119 --> 01:39:32,640
And that's at that time the doctor
said, obviously, if you wanted to

1480
01:39:32,760 --> 01:39:38,960
be awake. Why aren't we he
was spinal, But then his dad could

1481
01:39:39,000 --> 01:39:43,079
not commence to the operating room or
anything, and so we did the spinal

1482
01:39:43,159 --> 01:39:46,199
and even then, I'll never forget
the empathy. The theologist is pushing on

1483
01:39:46,319 --> 01:39:50,479
me and they're on push, pushing. I was doing my best, and

1484
01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:54,319
but then when they delivered him,
they were like, oh my god,

1485
01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:57,760
because he had such big shoulders from
all that, it was a big,

1486
01:39:57,880 --> 01:40:00,600
big baby. That's when the guy
says, I if I as a woman,

1487
01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:03,680
I'm like, no, you could
never do this right there. Call

1488
01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:06,439
it. This is brand. We're
gonna solve this. In the United States,

1489
01:40:06,479 --> 01:40:11,399
America and the world. There's a
difference between men and women. Guys

1490
01:40:11,399 --> 01:40:13,479
would be like, no, I
can't do this a games one, but

1491
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:15,319
a woman is like, I'm in
here for forty eight hours that I have

1492
01:40:15,439 --> 01:40:18,560
my son. Yes, wow,
yeah, no. How long were you

1493
01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:23,640
in labor? Ten hours? Twelve
hours? Yeah? I was twelve hours,

1494
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:27,000
but there was something with me.
I was like twelve hours with everyone,

1495
01:40:27,800 --> 01:40:31,159
and the doctor didn't explain that some
women are just like that. You'd

1496
01:40:31,199 --> 01:40:34,439
go into labor and then I would
never really get the urge to push,

1497
01:40:34,479 --> 01:40:38,279
and it would just go on and
on. Then they would give your potocan

1498
01:40:38,479 --> 01:40:43,880
and bringing on, so each one
was long. Yeah it is long.

1499
01:40:44,119 --> 01:40:46,960
Geez. Yeah. Now, Bill, are you named after anybody? My

1500
01:40:47,159 --> 01:40:51,079
dad sort of because my dad only
in that I'm not a junior because he

1501
01:40:51,199 --> 01:40:55,359
didn't have a middle name and I
do, okay, So yeah, they

1502
01:40:55,399 --> 01:40:58,439
didn't give your dad a middle name. No, wow, No, And

1503
01:40:59,039 --> 01:41:02,319
I am William pat Trick. He
had a confirmation name and it was Paul.

1504
01:41:02,920 --> 01:41:05,640
He wanted Patrick, but he was
too young and couldn't spell it,

1505
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:11,279
so he could. So that's why
he did it. When he went around

1506
01:41:11,319 --> 01:41:15,199
the Catholic school for like second grade
or whatever, he goes, all right,

1507
01:41:15,239 --> 01:41:17,119
I guess what's just going Paul?
But that was his confirmation name,

1508
01:41:17,199 --> 01:41:19,600
not his given middle name. I
guess they didn't Helen. And Joe didn't

1509
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:23,960
give him a No, they didn't
know. No. I think Joe was

1510
01:41:24,119 --> 01:41:26,880
just Joseph. Yeah, that's the
story. At Johnny Cash, they didn't

1511
01:41:26,880 --> 01:41:29,239
give him a name. It was
Jr. They didn't give him a name

1512
01:41:29,279 --> 01:41:30,600
he had when he went in the
Air Force, he had to take the

1513
01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:34,880
name Johnny because Jr. Yeah,
they had to have a name and the

1514
01:41:35,399 --> 01:41:39,800
Air Force, apparently, so he
wasn't JR. Anymore because if you watch

1515
01:41:39,880 --> 01:41:43,159
the movie, they're calling him JR. And then I found out and when

1516
01:41:43,159 --> 01:41:45,560
I went to his museum that that
was his given name was two letters,

1517
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:50,319
JR. JR. Cash. Look
at that. Were you born in Rhinebeck

1518
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:55,600
or I was in because of the
hospital. You know, there's the new

1519
01:41:55,720 --> 01:42:00,359
hospital in Pokeepsie which hangs on the
cliff. There is like unbelievable. That's

1520
01:42:00,399 --> 01:42:03,520
where my mom had surgery. Unbelievable. She was just there. It is

1521
01:42:03,720 --> 01:42:08,000
I was in today. Were you
part of the one of the architecture firms

1522
01:42:08,039 --> 01:42:11,359
that designed it? I wasn't.
We were when I was in that business.

1523
01:42:11,399 --> 01:42:14,479
We were part of the walkway over
the Hudson, which was a great

1524
01:42:14,520 --> 01:42:18,399
project. But that hospital looks like
if you're looking at it from across the

1525
01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:23,840
river, it's like unbelieva Vasser Brothers
Yea brothers. Yeah. Yeah. And

1526
01:42:23,920 --> 01:42:27,000
my mom was just there and I
was in there weather and she kept saying,

1527
01:42:27,039 --> 01:42:28,800
well, I have a river room. Well they put her on the

1528
01:42:28,840 --> 01:42:31,479
wrong side and she had the parking
lot of room. But I got to

1529
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:35,439
go out and but they do.
It's a beautiful view over the Hudson River,

1530
01:42:35,560 --> 01:42:39,640
like in the waiting room, and
there is something about water that I

1531
01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:42,479
always find very calming. I don't
know when you're looking at a lake or

1532
01:42:42,600 --> 01:42:45,039
river or that river so wide,
you know, so that's always good,

1533
01:42:45,399 --> 01:42:49,239
nothing bad, mom, Come on, Well, I wasn't going for something

1534
01:42:49,359 --> 01:42:56,560
that I guess very sentimental. And
what I can clearly clearly remember is there

1535
01:42:56,640 --> 01:43:00,239
was five years difference between you and
Katie. Yes, and you were in

1536
01:43:00,399 --> 01:43:03,279
kindergarten. You know, we dropped
you off and stuck and hats that morning,

1537
01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:06,119
and you got on the bus saving
all and you were just so good

1538
01:43:06,239 --> 01:43:11,119
when you came home when I had
well Dad had seen me that thing.

1539
01:43:11,319 --> 01:43:15,439
But when I brought her home,
she was in the cradle by the fireplace

1540
01:43:15,199 --> 01:43:18,680
and you came in from the bus, and I remember you just rocking the

1541
01:43:18,760 --> 01:43:23,439
cradle and petting her so gently,
And you're a really good big brother.

1542
01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:28,159
You really were well for a few
minutes. That's why I like old women,

1543
01:43:28,199 --> 01:43:30,159
because they love rocking the gradle.
And you know what I mean.

1544
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:36,479
All right, Well, that's a
very sweet that's a sweet memory because I'm

1545
01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:41,279
thinking of different things, like I
know he never snuck any booze, or

1546
01:43:41,359 --> 01:43:45,560
which snuck any booze? Dug then
frankly turned the place into a brothel when

1547
01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:48,600
they were gone. I mean I
had parties just before or after Katie started

1548
01:43:48,640 --> 01:43:55,439
teething. That helps. I mean, there was all kinds of craps snuck

1549
01:43:55,520 --> 01:43:58,840
out, did everything. I did
everything, really yeah, I even had

1550
01:43:58,920 --> 01:44:01,800
There was a time where somebody called
up but was I was going to the

1551
01:44:01,840 --> 01:44:05,079
prom. It was my prom,
and some parents called up and said,

1552
01:44:05,239 --> 01:44:08,800
hey, we're here. You're having
the party. And I'm like, my

1553
01:44:08,880 --> 01:44:11,399
parents kind of cornered me and go, hey, we're here, We're having

1554
01:44:11,439 --> 01:44:13,279
the party. And I said,
no, we're not. And they go,

1555
01:44:13,439 --> 01:44:14,880
oh, yeah, we're gonna do
it. We're gonna do it,

1556
01:44:15,199 --> 01:44:16,560
so you go have a good time, and everybody's gonna come back here.

1557
01:44:16,760 --> 01:44:19,239
Well I didn't want to come back, so we took the limo when somewhere

1558
01:44:19,239 --> 01:44:25,199
else I roll up late. The
places just littered with kids. And you

1559
01:44:25,279 --> 01:44:28,399
know, it was right when the
d WI laws were starting to get pretty

1560
01:44:28,439 --> 01:44:31,600
tough, and it was nineteen eighty
nine bad and all that mother against bad

1561
01:44:31,680 --> 01:44:35,079
and they were mad, I mean, excuse me, and there was a

1562
01:44:35,399 --> 01:44:39,920
big story about it. I don't
I've never been able to confirm this,

1563
01:44:40,079 --> 01:44:44,600
but it was one that I had
heard that some kid had a party and

1564
01:44:44,880 --> 01:44:48,840
his property, the parents property was
adjacent to the school, so it's spilled

1565
01:44:48,880 --> 01:44:53,960
onto the school property. Cops showed
up, and it made the cover of

1566
01:44:54,199 --> 01:44:58,239
the New York Times or a section
of the New York Times. His parents

1567
01:44:58,479 --> 01:45:01,560
were in Japan on because dad was
on business, and then they read this

1568
01:45:01,880 --> 01:45:05,680
story and the like they're they got
in all kinds of trouble themselves and the

1569
01:45:05,840 --> 01:45:11,760
kid and all this. So this
was all the I'm gonna say rhetoric,

1570
01:45:11,840 --> 01:45:15,199
but whatever. Look, as a
kid, you're just looking to have fun

1571
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:17,720
and these people are trying to block
you fun from this end of life.

1572
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:21,920
You go, I'm just trying to
keep you alive. So my parents are

1573
01:45:21,960 --> 01:45:27,479
running around dumping out booze. Now
I came out and I had a beer.

1574
01:45:27,920 --> 01:45:30,359
So I'm running around the side of
the house and all of a sudden,

1575
01:45:30,399 --> 01:45:32,239
this arm pops out. It's my
old man. He probably closed lest

1576
01:45:32,880 --> 01:45:36,880
the beer goes flying. And my
best friend just played played video games in

1577
01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:40,640
the basement and he didn't give a
shit. But everybody I felt like lame.

1578
01:45:40,960 --> 01:45:43,319
You know. I had taken a
girl who was already in college,

1579
01:45:43,359 --> 01:45:46,119
and she came back to go with
me because she had graduated the year before,

1580
01:45:46,319 --> 01:45:49,239
and I was like, oh man. And then the next day I

1581
01:45:49,319 --> 01:45:54,119
went, I got really drunk.
That's right. And then you can have

1582
01:45:54,239 --> 01:45:57,680
somebody drop you up at the corner
so you could drive your own car home

1583
01:45:57,760 --> 01:46:00,079
from the corner up. Yes,
so no one would know brother, sister,

1584
01:46:00,279 --> 01:46:02,840
nobody would be out right, and
everybody or anything there. It would

1585
01:46:02,840 --> 01:46:06,399
be perfectly fun. Yeah, and
nobody would know. You would dress you,

1586
01:46:06,439 --> 01:46:09,720
no one would know why I was
drunk. And my dad had just

1587
01:46:10,199 --> 01:46:14,199
finished. He had just put in
this atrium door down in the basement,

1588
01:46:14,319 --> 01:46:15,239
you know, one of these glass
doors that would open up. It was

1589
01:46:15,279 --> 01:46:19,560
a walkout. Baseman had put out
this gravel patio, nice bench had put

1590
01:46:19,640 --> 01:46:24,079
in I think a KOI pond and
all this stuff. And so I come

1591
01:46:24,159 --> 01:46:26,560
running down and he had just put
this in. The screen is closed,

1592
01:46:26,600 --> 01:46:30,000
and I come running down, hey, and I jump in midair and I

1593
01:46:30,079 --> 01:46:32,079
go, oh shit, the screen's
closed. I hit the screen. The

1594
01:46:32,199 --> 01:46:36,680
screen just falls out of the track
onto the gravel patio, and my ol

1595
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:45,520
man goes get out my sight.
I remember, I just remember, and

1596
01:46:45,600 --> 01:46:48,119
then finds me later knows I'm drunk. And goes, I hope you have

1597
01:46:48,279 --> 01:46:57,680
a hangover tomorrow. Yep, that
was I think I was probably like I

1598
01:46:57,760 --> 01:47:01,880
think, Kevin did a lot of
adventurous things that were uh, I don't

1599
01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:05,720
want to say typical, but like
bicycling across country, backpacking through Europe,

1600
01:47:05,760 --> 01:47:09,119
doing all that stuff. I thought
you would worry as a parent, but

1601
01:47:09,319 --> 01:47:13,159
but almost proud of, like,
this kid's really doing something. I was

1602
01:47:13,199 --> 01:47:21,199
the one you went shit, you
guys didn't know it. I know you

1603
01:47:21,239 --> 01:47:25,439
guys didn't know it. And my
favorite though from my brother and sister.

1604
01:47:26,159 --> 01:47:31,520
So my sister had My sister had
been vegetarian since she was I think like

1605
01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:34,279
nine, so she learned to cook, did her own food and everything.

1606
01:47:34,560 --> 01:47:39,960
Had left something on the stove and
the pot had started to disintegrate because it

1607
01:47:39,960 --> 01:47:42,359
was on there so long. Whatever
was on boiled out of it, and

1608
01:47:42,399 --> 01:47:45,560
the handle started to melt. So
my brother and sister decided that they would

1609
01:47:45,680 --> 01:47:50,199
this just listen to exactly what I'm
saying. They went outside and they buried

1610
01:47:50,319 --> 01:47:55,720
it in the backyard. That's pop. Guess who never noticed the pot missing?

1611
01:47:58,159 --> 01:48:01,560
Never never knew. I never knew
Katie and Kevin getting a fight,

1612
01:48:02,359 --> 01:48:05,960
and Kevin says, yeah, well, I'll tell mom about the pot,

1613
01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:14,039
and my mother starts flipping out,
going crazy, and then it turns out

1614
01:48:14,119 --> 01:48:15,720
that they had buried the pot in
the backyard. But I still think the

1615
01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:19,199
funniest part of it she never knew. I never knew am I was so

1616
01:48:19,359 --> 01:48:24,399
happy when I hand out it was
a bird pot. I know for them

1617
01:48:24,479 --> 01:48:26,960
it was a great thing. Yet
I think maybe it didn't like melt,

1618
01:48:27,039 --> 01:48:30,079
but it was so you couldn't get
a clean and Katie didn't want trouble at

1619
01:48:30,079 --> 01:48:33,119
the bottom of it. Yeah,
Mom, are'd you raised some very smart

1620
01:48:33,199 --> 01:48:35,479
kids? So I want to ask
you this question because when I was in

1621
01:48:35,560 --> 01:48:39,439
school, when I was at Fisher, we had speech class and one kid

1622
01:48:39,520 --> 01:48:43,399
gave a speech about how to get
your parents to not overreact, and he

1623
01:48:43,439 --> 01:48:46,359
always said I would start with a
pregnancy story and say, like, you

1624
01:48:46,399 --> 01:48:49,680
know, I met this girl.
One thing led to another, and then

1625
01:48:50,039 --> 01:48:54,520
I wrecked the car. Oh so
you're not pregnant. No, what happened

1626
01:48:54,560 --> 01:48:58,600
to the car? So they were
so relieved, yes that nobody was knocked

1627
01:48:58,680 --> 01:49:00,560
up that you know the car.
You know, they could forget the car.

1628
01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:04,840
So did Bill or anybody ever tried
that stuff with you well that was

1629
01:49:04,920 --> 01:49:10,279
the story. That was the pod
story. Yeah, because she was relieved,

1630
01:49:10,520 --> 01:49:14,960
but that was by accident. That's
why I thought, you know,

1631
01:49:15,640 --> 01:49:18,600
they may have done something like that. I no, no one was no

1632
01:49:19,119 --> 01:49:23,039
no. I usually at those times
just gave myself. At the end,

1633
01:49:23,039 --> 01:49:26,359
I would just taking a Yeah,
I tried to skip school. And the

1634
01:49:26,439 --> 01:49:29,000
garage was sit it was attached to
the house. But sit back just a

1635
01:49:29,039 --> 01:49:30,520
little bit. So the bus comes
by it, I'm waving it to go

1636
01:49:30,640 --> 01:49:33,279
by. I got my fishing pole. I'm gonna go up to this fishing

1637
01:49:33,319 --> 01:49:35,560
hole and I think and all of
a sudden, who pops out of the

1638
01:49:35,600 --> 01:49:42,079
front door. Where are you know? I'm right here, drives me to

1639
01:49:42,159 --> 01:49:45,800
the corner, goes You're getting on
that pud like even now, what happened

1640
01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:48,039
to mental health days? I just
wanted to go fishing stal health days.

1641
01:49:48,079 --> 01:49:51,239
I needed a mental health day.
Was sick and at shit school, we

1642
01:49:51,279 --> 01:49:56,840
didn't call it that back then.
Skipired. You probably attest to this.

1643
01:49:57,119 --> 01:49:59,680
You woke up, You're like,
I don't feel good. You'll feel better

1644
01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:01,920
when you into school. You're going, oh yeah, that too, And

1645
01:50:01,960 --> 01:50:05,079
you had to watch to school,
not like all these pussies to get picked

1646
01:50:05,159 --> 01:50:11,199
up over there out to go up
here both ways. All right, well

1647
01:50:11,439 --> 01:50:15,199
moms, now, thank you for
thanks, thanks for having one question.

1648
01:50:15,720 --> 01:50:18,439
How are you going to celebrate the
rest of your birthday? I've got some

1649
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:24,199
strippers coming in. I got uh
Tatiana, Mary Courtney, Patty and Cinnamon,

1650
01:50:24,960 --> 01:50:31,079
and uh we got a birthday cake
and uh we're gonna Sh'S getting real.

1651
01:50:31,119 --> 01:50:34,880
We're gonna ask some fun I am. I'm going to edit this podcast.

1652
01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:39,560
I am going to put it together. I have some other things I

1653
01:50:39,600 --> 01:50:44,119
need to do. I probably edit
up some videos for tomorrow's social and then

1654
01:50:44,159 --> 01:50:47,159
I will go home. I have
been invited by my Irish friend to meet

1655
01:50:47,239 --> 01:50:49,000
him for a drink, but I
don't know that I'm going to do that.

1656
01:50:49,520 --> 01:50:53,439
I think you would have yes,
ye, yeah. I don't know

1657
01:50:53,520 --> 01:50:56,359
that I'm gonna do that though,
but he did call me earlier tonight and

1658
01:50:56,399 --> 01:51:00,920
say, hitch your birthday, meet
me for the drink and I I and

1659
01:51:00,319 --> 01:51:03,680
I said, he goes call me
when you're done, and I just said,

1660
01:51:03,720 --> 01:51:06,479
I don't get out of here.
So probably this weekend. I don't

1661
01:51:06,479 --> 01:51:10,640
know I'll do something, but I
know you're fifty two, you know what

1662
01:51:10,720 --> 01:51:13,359
I'm happy about. You know what
I really wanted to do today more than

1663
01:51:13,359 --> 01:51:16,079
anything that sounds really strange. I
wanted to go and do that exercise class

1664
01:51:17,640 --> 01:51:23,840
just because at fifty two I could. And the funny thing was that the

1665
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:27,640
owner of the gym was there.
We're having a conversation. She asked me

1666
01:51:27,800 --> 01:51:31,800
something about the kids, and I
said, yeah, and I go one

1667
01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:33,520
of the boys call me. He
goes, and I'm taking out to dinner,

1668
01:51:33,600 --> 01:51:36,039
so I'm I go save your money. He goes, I said,

1669
01:51:36,079 --> 01:51:40,359
this is my birthday, because it's
your birthday. So then throughout the entire

1670
01:51:40,399 --> 01:51:44,960
class they had, everything was fifty
two seconds, like yeah, there was

1671
01:51:45,000 --> 01:51:47,239
a fifty two second plank, there
was a fifth like all this ship and

1672
01:51:47,319 --> 01:51:53,159
you're the only guy. I'm the
only guy going in. But I only

1673
01:51:53,239 --> 01:51:56,079
said it to her quietly off to
the side because she was asking about my

1674
01:51:56,119 --> 01:51:57,640
son, and I said, noah, he's in college. I got the

1675
01:51:57,720 --> 01:51:59,960
kids work, and he's got no
money. I said, it's so funny

1676
01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:01,000
because you just called me from her
birthday and goes, let me, I

1677
01:52:01,079 --> 01:52:03,199
go save your money. She goes, when's your birthday? I said,

1678
01:52:03,239 --> 01:52:06,359
oh, she's when's your birthday?
I said today? She goes, it's

1679
01:52:06,399 --> 01:52:11,199
your birthday. Women are really good
at keeping the secrets about birthdays. So

1680
01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:14,159
I guess see where you thought that
was a good idea. Yeah, I

1681
01:52:14,199 --> 01:52:15,359
didn't. I didn't even think,
to be honest with you, I didn't

1682
01:52:15,399 --> 01:52:18,520
think so. Then after that it
became so. But I was happy to

1683
01:52:18,560 --> 01:52:20,479
say. I was. You know, I'm old, and it's all right.

1684
01:52:20,560 --> 01:52:29,920
Did they give you fifty two dinner? No they didn't, Dougy I

1685
01:52:30,039 --> 01:52:32,439
offered as a workout. Hey,
listen, I'm willing, and no one

1686
01:52:32,520 --> 01:52:36,399
would take a bite. You want
funds like these. Let me show you

1687
01:52:36,720 --> 01:52:39,680
what did you do? Mom?
You went out to dinner. I went

1688
01:52:39,760 --> 01:52:42,720
out to dinner with a friend to
night, you know. And it's somebody

1689
01:52:43,119 --> 01:52:45,119
that I know I'm getting to know
pretty well. But her and I said,

1690
01:52:45,319 --> 01:52:48,920
today's my son's birthday. Because it's
my son's birthday too. So he's

1691
01:52:48,960 --> 01:52:53,640
fifty three, you're fifty two.
He said. That was quite amusing.

1692
01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:58,920
Yeah, I bet I would look
better. I don't know, oh,

1693
01:52:59,800 --> 01:53:02,439
I was. I was waiting to
hear. Of course you do. Of

1694
01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:09,640
course you're of my warrior and Mike
Tyson just yeah, yeah, yeah,

1695
01:53:09,720 --> 01:53:18,399
yeah, my monest I do.
I do it as a joke I do.

1696
01:53:19,319 --> 01:53:23,319
I do it as a joke,
and I will say my biggest fan

1697
01:53:23,680 --> 01:53:26,600
is her. I could get her
to laugh at pretty much anything. I

1698
01:53:26,640 --> 01:53:29,479
don't even have to say stuff.
Sometimes I just make a face. Some

1699
01:53:29,640 --> 01:53:33,520
of my favorite stuff ever is over
family things, and you know, it

1700
01:53:33,520 --> 01:53:36,960
could be anybody and something will happen
and I'll just look at her say you

1701
01:53:38,039 --> 01:53:43,880
can't, Oh, she knows it
already, and or I'll just go oh.

1702
01:53:44,039 --> 01:53:48,159
I did tell a couple of agg
stories tonight, I told I told

1703
01:53:48,199 --> 01:53:54,319
a couple of my favorite AGG stories. I told fans, well, but

1704
01:53:54,520 --> 01:53:57,760
these may not be good. I
told her. I told about the the

1705
01:53:58,159 --> 01:54:04,479
St. Patrick's Day parade and the
remember I told about the I told about

1706
01:54:04,479 --> 01:54:08,840
the anniversary party where she went in
and laid on the couch and Kevin and

1707
01:54:08,880 --> 01:54:13,239
I came in and knelt next to
her and put the and then I told

1708
01:54:13,319 --> 01:54:16,279
the story about when she left me
the voicemail on my birthday. Oh my

1709
01:54:16,439 --> 01:54:23,000
god. That woman was a classic. There'll never be another. And I

1710
01:54:23,560 --> 01:54:28,760
did love her tremendously because I don't
know why. I always felt like through

1711
01:54:28,880 --> 01:54:32,439
all the bullshit and there was a
lot, uh, I don't know why

1712
01:54:32,479 --> 01:54:35,239
I could see right to the core
of that woman. And I knew that

1713
01:54:35,319 --> 01:54:40,439
she loved me and had always had
my best interest at I don't know why.

1714
01:54:40,600 --> 01:54:43,439
I just always always felt that.
But there was a lot of a

1715
01:54:43,479 --> 01:54:46,039
lot of stuff and a lot of
people that she made upset. Oh yeah,

1716
01:54:46,239 --> 01:54:50,760
yeah, oh yeah, But I
love I loved her, and you

1717
01:54:50,920 --> 01:54:57,479
were always her favorite. I think
I think she laughed at the end of

1718
01:54:57,520 --> 01:55:01,840
the all right, well, Mom, I thank you for having me and

1719
01:55:02,159 --> 01:55:08,880
uh and and putting up with me. I'll say that it's been wonderful.

1720
01:55:09,000 --> 01:55:12,159
It's been a fifty two years,
I gotta say. I mean, it's

1721
01:55:12,199 --> 01:55:15,600
been a hell of a rise.
I just was gonna say, it's been

1722
01:55:15,680 --> 01:55:18,399
a great ride. Yeah, it's
been a great run. I hope I

1723
01:55:18,520 --> 01:55:21,479
hope I have any more with you. Yeah, me too. All Right,

1724
01:55:21,640 --> 01:55:24,800
well, I will talk to you
soon. Love you, mom,

1725
01:55:24,880 --> 01:55:27,680
Thank you. Okay, love you
too. Good night, guy. All

1726
01:55:27,760 --> 01:55:30,960
right, there we go. All
right, we'll close it out. I

1727
01:55:30,079 --> 01:55:33,760
was going to tell another story,
but I think we're I think I think

1728
01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:38,520
we hit the women. I didn't
realize Granny Egg died. Yeah, she

1729
01:55:38,720 --> 01:55:42,319
died, uh gosh, about four
or five years ago. Here here,

1730
01:55:43,279 --> 01:55:47,680
brit I would have brought another bottle, but maybe I bought an empty bottle

1731
01:55:47,720 --> 01:55:50,479
with a rose of it, just
to commemorate it. Dan Barillo brought in

1732
01:55:50,560 --> 01:55:55,880
all kinds of booze for Vinch Press
and Troy you were hanging out, hey,

1733
01:55:55,960 --> 01:56:00,239
thank you, Happy birthday, thank
you. And for the guy who

1734
01:56:00,479 --> 01:56:02,439
people love the intro so much song, I'm gonna have to hit the outro

1735
01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:05,880
again. Uh. I have a
friend, Kevin Foodie who wants a personal

1736
01:56:05,960 --> 01:56:10,960
intro all right. He loves you. He thinks that would be Doug Phelps.

1737
01:56:11,359 --> 01:56:25,840
I'm Bill Moran. We'll see tomorrow. Tale didn't know what to do.

1738
01:56:26,319 --> 01:56:27,159
I'm trying on TV.