This is the downbeat on ninety seven one, the free electricution every time,
every day. Do we all agree I'm terrible at doing Trump? You're good
at it. People are saying I'm one of the best. I mean,
you're not one of the best, but you're better at b Oh, God
love you. I need to figure out Biden Biden trying to be that topical.
It's gonna be Biden versus Trump again. Yeah, I know, And
we gotta get these characters year and then Mike'll be Ronda sanctimonious, and then
we'll debate. Let's debate to celebrate Mikey's return on Wednesday, We'll have a
Biden Trump debate and he'll just sit there shaking his head about do it in
the form of who is better the Cowboys defense or their offense? Oh boy,
you throughout something about allergies a minute ago. Yeah, because Pink Header
show canceled and I've been dealing with a little bit of post nasal drip.
Danny, I'm not any worse than I normally am. I'm you know,
kind of a sinus nightmare. So I just something you learned to live with.
But we put the call out, Hey, what are you dealing with
allergy wise, let's talk to Kim. Hi Kim, good morning, Good
morning, what's up? Oh yeah, my son has a bad sinus infection
and I checked it in because I watched Delcas and last week he said Ragley
would stay high until the first three. So I thought i'd share that.
No, thank you, and you know Finn Frock, though I think he
would say the opposite. No, sorry, I'm trying to create I'm going
to continue my Finn Frock and Delcas war. You know, I feel like
because COVID still exists, and I think the last I read about COVID was
more like it's just now it's more in your head. It's a sinus thing
now it no longer is going to your lungs, okay, or for the
most part, I guess I don't know. I hadn't paid too much attention,
right because you know, I think we'd had enough of it for that
many years. So I was like, I was kind of go, there's
trying to feel something after about two weeks of feeling like I wonder if I
had COVID for a minute. But I think what it just is, when
you get to post nasal drip, it's just a bad sinus infection. And
I had I had never had allergies my entire life, but the last five
years, I've just gotten like two or three times a year. We're getting
a sinus infection that wipes you, wipes me out for Maybe I'm just not
very healthy anymore. Maybe that's it. And Kim Delkas said it's ragweed.
Huh yeah, he blamed ragweed and elm. But I was also set something
about this after he after that was last week, like about this time last
week, and so I was looking up information and I read also, we
can blame greenhouse gases because of global warming. I've been saying it. Everyone's
been saying it. I've been saying global warming is a problem. Yeah.
Did you see the floods in New York, Danny? Uh? Not not
on hand, not not personally, but I've seen some videos. Kim,
do you want tickets to see the All American Rejects? Sure? On hold,
that'd be great. We'll take care of you there. Thanks for calling
in and answering our health question. Get the All American Rejects are coming Wednesday,
October eleven's that's next wednesday, Okay, right on? And uh yeah,
tickets and more info at live nation dot com. They'll beat the Southside
ballrooms down. Hold Jjo, get your infot Kim, thank you very much.
Hi Kim, y'all have a great day, you too. Bye,
Here she goes, sweet Kim. Now I've got a food thing tickets,
a four pack of tickets to an Italian food festival. Later in the show,
How what a coincidence that they give us the Italian food festival tickets and
let Cavo give them out. Huh it's me Kevio. I got the food
diket. It's a four pack, not just the pay of this time.
So the big flood, no, no, don the pipe well, no,
oh my god. There's a big flood Friday afternoon in New York and
it flooded the Central Park Zoo and a sea lion named Sally got out.
Now they recovered it a little bit later, but they were like, yes,
a part of the reason that we had crazy torrential flood and it was
bad flooding in New York, New York City in a rope. It's because
they're like, it's global warming and I just wanted to talking about global warming
and climate change, don't I don't know what makes people mad. It does
a lot of texts coming into a lot of people thinking I should say that
should get some nasal spray. That's good. Have you ever used like that
neo snephrin or afron nasal spray ever? Dude, I used to that it
works too good that you become addicted to it. Yeah, yeah, no,
I'm I'm I'm serious there. It's like the nose spray if you're if
you if you have trouble breathing through your through your nose, it shrinks those
membranes, so it opens up the air passages and it usually lasts, depending
on the strength of it, like four hours. And I remember, as
probably high school, middle school, high school, I had such bad allergies
and sinus problems that I became so reliant on that that the eight hour nasal
spray would only work, like I became immune to it, that it would
only work for about an hour. And I was just going through bottles of
that stuff, and my doctor said, the only way for you to uh
stop using this stuff is to stop using this stuff and just suffer through the
detox of it, the side effects, and fight through it. So I
just said, I remember going like two weeks just unable to breathe through my
nose, and finally I went back to normal. I remember that I was
addicted to that stuff, hard core addicted where I could not function without it.
Do you remember the Afron commercial? It was like the nose but there
were people. Yes, that is the almost let that Dilbert if you remember
that, yeah, vaguely. Yeah, remember that I'm standing in their front
yard. It's a nose family. It's really done. It works, but
man, it's a hard habit to kick for sure. Today's October two,
Nanny, the first day of October. I don't know if you've noticed.
The pumpkin people are out again. And for a walk last night before the
night game, after the Cowboys game, and sure enough a guy sitting on
his porch with a pumpkin head. Here's the pumpkin people are out again.
What do you mean, pumpkin people? See him at the store and all
that stuff. People buying pumpkins. No, no people, No people who
are pumpkins. What you know? Like the guy, you see him on
his porch and his head as a pumpkin. Hey, put down that pumpkin
or I'll send the cops. Like wearing a pumpkin head, or it's just
as a pumpkin. The pumpkin is a person. Okay, you've seen the
pumpkin people like you just go shopping. You're in the frozen food section.
Maybe you're getting some vegetables and frozen vegetables, or maybe you're going to the
to the produce. They don't have to eat their own naturally produce stuff.
But it's like real people dressed as a pus terrifying. What are you saying?
It's October and the pumpkin people are out. Well, STU Birthdays,
we didn't get that a minute ago. STU Birthdays fro over second. Maybe
that's what that lady on the plane saw that night. He's a pumpkin's a
bin. Just be watching around, and I think a lot of listeners know
this. Everyone's sing and you will be able to see people say eyes eyes
out. Usually they're sitting on the front porch of a house. The pumpkin
people are out. Maybe they might be wearing overalls. I'm going to take
your word for it. Brittany Howard thirty five, what's the name of her
band, The Alabama Shake. Yeah, she's cool man. Oh, fantastic.
It's a cool guitar player. Too underrated. Oh she's she's she's very
good. I think she's kind of like gone away. I'm gonna play their
most known song. Okay, I'm playing turn Me Up JJ for a minute,
please, But that's probably the most known song. There's a song with
bTB and lpright band be named later. She's great thirty five? Uh,
and her solo stuff's good to Tyson Chandler forty one. Okay, do we
get the ring without Tyson Chandler? Unlikely? Unlikely. Efren Ramirez fifty He's
Pedro from a Napoleon Dynamite. He's how old? Fifty fifty incredible? All
of your dreams comes from playing a high school kid. This was what like
fifteen? Yeah, it's even than thirty two. It's I mean, yeah,
it's a little crazy. Tiffany's fifty two? Uh, pop star from
the eighties now yeah? Uh. Eddie Gordado's fifty three? Could he do
better than Will Smith? Now? He couldn't. I would take Eddie Gordado
in the Ranger's bullpen. It'd be funny for about two seconds. Why not.
Matt Bush is back, I mean Bush is probably not even forty yet.
For the ninth time, Matt Bush is a ranger. Kelly Rippa's fifty
three. Yeah, I saw a picture up earlier on the TV when they
were doing their segment called Birthdays. She looks great. Kelly willis fifty five,
the wife of Bruce Robinson or Robinson, brother of Charlie who we lost
a couple of weeks ago. Kelly's great. That was the first concert I
ever took my firstborn two. There's a couple of songs of her we really
like and remember. But I know she's very good. That record that she
did called Fading Fast, it was a five song EP, I believe with
the members of sun Bolt at the time. Yes, and it's great.
It's really good. They were her backing band and she did a little EP
and that's awesome. Staying is seventy two. I love Staying. Gordon Sumner,
great bass player, Don McClean seventy eight, American Pie. Yes.
And in more pop culture, The Mighty Ducks nineteen ninety two. Danny,
did you watch any of the Mighty but Ducks trilogy? Yeah? I think
I did because at a little one at the time. Oh yeah, Yeah,
he liked the Mighty Ducks at that age it was cool man, you
know, as far as like parents being having to be exposed to kids TV.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with the Mighty Ducks. It's fifty million times
better than effing Blippy Blue. No, Blippy. Blippy did a whole segment
on Blippy when we were in Afternoons. You don't want to know. Okay,
do you remember Barney? Yeah, imagine Barney, but probably worse.
I thought Blippy was like a sandwich shop that the skinny white guy with wearing
all orange, orange and blue. Yeah, that's him. Sounds terrible.
Yeah, he's terrible. Give me Blue any day of the week. Yeah,
Bluie's freaking greatly. A girl is a girl. How do you know
they show it? What is a cartoon, dude? I know? Yeah.
And then there's Bingo, which I guess is Blueye sister brother, No,
they're both chicks. Oh shoot yeah yeah, and then mom and dad
it's an Australian kids cartoon. Yeah, Blue's cool man. Yeah. Scrubs
two thousand and one, No, I love Scrubs. Scrubs be a top
ten show for me real. Yeah. Now towards the back end at the
top ten. It was like funny hospital, right, funny hospital, physical
humor, lots of lots of jumping back and forth. Okay, who is
in that? Zach Brath is your stark? John C. McGinley, Yes,
yes, I did see. I did watch Scrubs, Great Homeland twenty
eleven. Showtime does not know how to finish the show, No they don't.
The Boy that was great for about what two three seasons? Yeah,
yeah, really good. And The Martian twenty fifteen. I never saw it,
but my brother swears it's a great movie. Movie in a big cast.
Matt Damon, grow his own food, Kate Mara. It's a pretty
big cast. Yeah. I would change a lot of things about my life
to go on a few days. I love a few days. So good.
Yeah? All right, Well, every Friday we do our three for
All, which is three hot scorching cowboys. Predictions were are these predictions made?
And the Ghost the Ghost Pepper Pavilions? Right? Yeah, the Jalapeno
Lodge is where we have to play when the Ghost Pepper Pavilion is undergoing some
maintenance, fell and interfection. They didn't get green tagged for their for their
new plumbing. Let's start with the absentee Mike Seroy, who is in Buffalo.
Went to see Dolphins and Bills yesterday. Good family trip to Cash and
Mary Christina Ray as well. He'll be back with us on Wednesday. Here
is his first prediction from Friday. Good morning, Danny and Kevin. Hello,
Sorry I'm off today. Sorry your award winning broadcasters not here with you.
I hope you guys are doing well. Prediction one, boying, one
of the quarterbacks will throw a ball away through the end zone and it will
hit the goalposts. Okay, I didn't see that happen yesterday, but if
it was ever gonna happen a Mac Jones game, good God, Yeah for
sure that get out of the league dude for one, oh for one,
he leads a a half point plan. Number two ow, Michael Parsons will
hit Mac Jones so hard that the television viewer will see a zoomed in shot
of him clearly cross eyed as he awkwardly tries and fails to reattach his chin
straps. Boy visibly cross eyed made me laugh. We didn't see that.
I don't think. I don't think Mica sacked him at all. I think
he had what like like eight pressures. I think that eight pressures couple tackles.
But yeah, you never you never hit him with such force to make
his eyes go cross side and his helmet to need need to be reattached to
think when you throw one of those interceptions, he probably was crashing. Probably
Mica took a hit in the NFL sack standing yesterday because Khalil mack Off the
Chargers had six sacks. Good grief, I mean, what grief. Here's
the third one for Mike's roy. I am your bother Lorla number three Patriots
linebacker coach and son of head coach Bill, Steve Belichick. We'll get into
a heated exchange with his dad and clearly be seen mouthing the words I hate
you, Dad, I hate you. I kind of think he gets a
half point here, Really, did y'all see Steven Bill? They were clearly
arguing about something. They were looking at a chart. It wasn't like argument
that. As I was listening while Bill was talking, we're either one of
them fired up. No, I thought you could see disgust in the face
now. It was also it was also thirty one to three. Belichick always
it's like he is either just eating a lemon or smell defart always or both.
I'll take him over, Saban. Can we can we agree to pause
and disgust with Mike on Wednesday? We need to find the clip. H
okay, Yeah, if you have any idea where that was, we can
go through our game, our game footage and maybe track that down. I
think I think I could probably do that. It might be tough to do
on the fly, but may we'll go to me now, pending he's running
away with this thing. But yeah, I never saw I hate you,
Dad, I hate you. You're not my father. Uh, we'll go
to me now. Number one, number one Patriot running back Ezekiel Elliott will
have a carry of fifteen yards or more. It turns out it should have
been Will he get fifteen yards total in this game? And the answers,
yes, six carries for sixteen yards for all? Z was his first carry?
Like tens nine? Nine? Yeah? Yeah, it was nine.
I got I got a little nervous on that one. I was like,
oh no, he s fund the holes in the Cowboys rush defense. I
was lucky rooting for it. Well. There was also a tweet from Ian
Rappaport, who to have the job in the cloud that he has. I'll
tell you what. He's not very often on his daily tweets, but he
had a big tweet. I was like, Ezekiel Elliott expected to get starter,
you know, reps, you know, so a big sho. I
was like, they're not going to give him more carries than Romandre Stevenson.
And they didn't six carry sixteen yards for Zeke at average of two point seven
yards of carry. They did give him a few series though, I think
him a few a few series. Yeah, he caught two passes for six
yards, so didn't go well there, So damn still still blanked right there?
Or nothing for me? Second one, Number two Fox play by play
man Kevin Burkhardt will mention the Texas Rangers at some point you're on the broadcast.
Interesting why and they'll be on Fox. If he if the Rangers would
have won, if they would have taken care of their business and not been
so tired yesterday, then he could have promoted. We know that the Rangers
will be hosting a game in the American League Divisional Series, Greg, that
could have happened, but the Rangers screwed me again, and I'm sorry.
Number three you will see a portion of a player's butt crack fantastic one,
Yes, just a portion. I didn't get any crack yesterday, no nudity
whatsoever. None were all watching. I definitely was too. Now are you
always watching? JJ? It's hard. It's hard to miss, you know,
on field nudity. But it is just weird that you're looking for it,
a little like I was looking for feet the day that you guess that
be honest would lose a shoe. I was, and I was like noticing,
we're sweat and stuff. I saw a lot of backside skin, like
the little little underwears thing. I just couldn't get into the crack. Damn
it. Let's go to the picks from one. Danny Bayliss, I predict
Zeke will get his fifteen yard run against Dallas this Sunday, not once,
but twice. So as the reaction, I want to give Mikey a quarter
of a point just for his reaction. So as I thought for sure that
maybe they would, you know, maybe the Dallas run defense wasn't as good
as maybe we thought it was. That was a stupid prediction. It was
a good play because you were you put yourself immediately by one upping me.
You put yourself in two points. You know it was a good try.
Here we go. Tony Pollard will pay tribute to Zeke by quickly feeding himself
an imaginary bowl of spaghettios after a successful run. He didn't feed himself see
the feed me sign. I didn't even see Zeke do it in the game,
but he did do it at the end of his tribute video, which
I thought was very sweet. I saw a replay of the tribute video and
it made me think, somebody in the room, whether it be Jerry or
Steven or the guys editing the film together, we're joking about, man,
we should put this pancake center play as the very last thing in this video.
And they all laughed, right, and then decided not to. Well,
they were never going to do it, but they were talking about a
hypothetical, how funny it would be everybody's watching this emotional thing, and then
the last play is just him getting smushed on his final play as a cowboy
like Center regards these little cones wold there. I don't know. I thought
Zec of his haircut, looked younger. He looked great. I love his
hair. He looked cool, right, I mean he looks like the same
player on the field. He looks skinnier too, I think he does,
or maybe they're darker, uniforms are more slimming, and he's not wearing belly
shirts anymore. And he definitely assumed it on his face a few times.
You could just see him thinking like, damn day, Yeah sucks. Here
uh, here we go Danny's last prediction. Okay, And thirdly, Kevin
Burkhardt will attempt to get the nickname the King Tut of wide receivers to stick
after a circus catch by Pharaoh Brown. Just go into the Patriots Hunter Henry
four catches fifty one yards, Damario Douglas had that one forty two yard catch,
Kendall Bourne, DeVante Parker, Juju Schuster Smith five targets, one catch
fourteen yards, Mike Jisecki one for twelve. Man. He tried to one
hand it too, that one. That's true. I don't see Pharaoh Brown
on there, Danny, so I don't even know if he played. Kevin
Burkhardt did not get the opportunity to call Pharaoh Brown the key of wide receivers.
Why would anybody ever come up with it? But man, Kevin Burkhard
had an opportunity to do some other things yesterday. Kevin Burkhardt did a lot
of things yesterday and we captured a lot of it on audio. Kevin,
we'll review, replay and discuss next as we talk about the pull out feature
the Cowboys edition from Dingo's Morning News