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I can promise you that we have some good stuff gathered for you for this
shorter than usual show. So we're gonna just get right into it, shall
we. Let's do it, okay, right in the deep end, Let's
do it. So. I took a little bit of a liberty with a
video that I saw of Joe Biden yesterday, because Joe Biden having trouble,
you know, making words exit his mouth in a clear way, right.
This is a constant battle for him. And when he made this flub,
and I don't even know what he was trying to say. I think he
was trying to talk about some act that he had passed, maybe, and
he just could not He just could not make the words come out. He
was just like act act. He just couldn't get it out. And it
immediately reminded me of a song. And so I attached the song to the
clip for your enjoyment. Those are this after I signed the pack and Act
into the law. It's a great song. It's a really good song.
That's what I killed me, you guys, I kill me. I'm sure
that's not what he was thinking about though, during that period of time when
he was having a brain breakdown. You know, it wasn't the right there
Jilly Jill's song. I do love that song. It's a good song.
You ought to know by now, Joe right. And I believe that where
he made that flub was at a campaign event of sorts in New Hampshire,
which, as you'll see from this clip, was extraordinarily hype and well attended.
Oh look at that tens upon tens of people. Look at them.
Wow, so energized. It's so excited, so high. That's a party
right up and there with that, and then the dude, this dude types
in. This dude pipes in and is like, look at this is thirty
minutes before the President of the United States is supposed to be in this room.
Feel the excitement. Oh my god, you guys, that's so bad.
Wow night, which is probably what led chunk Yogurt to tweet in a
panic the Trump is going to win. Buckle up and brace for impact.
Yeah, I mean I'm seeing like celebrity saying I'm moving to Australia whatever,
I'm moving here. Remember, you know how they seriously years past, We've
seen this before. I'm moving to so and so country. If he wins,
then go. We have been I know lots and lots of people have
offered to help make that happen. Just go, just go, just go.
We will not miss you bye before we go on any further with it,
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a point of personal privilege, if I may. Speaking of men being men,
my husband killed two snakes yesterday, not one, but two. One
was eating the other one. I'm gonna dule up and finish, like what
did he finish eating? I don't think so, but I'm I'm planning on
moving just in case it's either burned the house down or a move close to
the house literally right outside my office. Oh right there, Like see the
window right here, That's where it occurred. That's where the murder occurred,
right there. Oh my god, I was freaking. What you do if
like you went out to your pool one day and there were just like a
snake party and your po that would burn the house, I would move.
I would burn the house down and or vif this is the thing. I'm
so freaking You guys have no idea how much I hate snakes. I hate
them. And then of course he says to me, he goes, well,
I mean they're not listen, I felt kind of like he feels kind
of bad because they weren't poisonous. They're not like they're good snakes. He
goes, but they were close to the dogs, and I felt like I
needed to dispose of them, like kill them. And I'm like, I'm
sorry. There is no such thing as a good snake. There's I mean,
theoretically there are some that take care of the poisonous ones, which is
I guess is a good thing. I'm not hearing what you're saying right now.
If I could have driven the car right there and run over them with
my car and then backed up and run over them, I would have done
that. You know what's helped me because I hate them too. I hate
them so much, hate hate them. But I saw a picture that somebody
made and it made them less terrifying to me. I mean, I'm still
terrified, but like it took them, it took them down a level.
Just here's what you need to do. Imagine them with legs first of all,
So just throw four legs on them. Seriously, because if you just
have a picture of a snake and you put legs on them, it helps.
Then imagine them free and it totally helps. Like I just I can't
well, that's see, this is how I feel about gators. I feel
like gators are basically giant snakes with legs. They're worse than snakes because they're
leg and they're gigantic snakes and they have mouths or you know, yeah,
it's a snake. One was eating the other one. They're like it was
eating the other take care of itself, like it was just taking care of
its own problem. Just Anyways, I had to share that it's just disgusting.
Happy Memorial Day, everybody, Happy Memorial Day. Uh Se Noons,
thank you. Senons says all gave some, some gave all. Happy Memorial
Day and happy birthday. Lauri Spolone, original tailgaiter and leader, and Kathleen
Hill says, Happy birthday to my wonderful mother, Patricia. I grew up
in Indie. We both found you separately on the radio and figured that out
when I was an adult. I love that the birthday Laurie and Patricia.
That's so fun. Okay, moving on, we also need to talk about
something that Biden's doing under the radar, Like what do they say is a
down low on the down low, but what's the radar? One though,
I think it's under the radar, under the radar. Okay, why does
that sound weird to me right now? I don't know. It's probably the
snake threw you off, the whole snake story. It's just just blowing your
mind. It's totally blowing my mind. So look at what he is doing
on the down low because it is really really making me furious. So apparently
he's releasing a million barrels of gas. From a Northeastern reserve just so he
can lower prices at the pump before election day. What right, jerk.
Oh, it just makes me so mad, so mad. And then they
dare to call Trump like a dictator. I know. It's just infuriating.
It's infuriating. Yeah. Yeah. And then at the same time, his
wife, doctor Jill Biden, she's gonna be sur in general, you guys,
surge in general. She's trying to say that if Trump gets elected,
it would destroy public education, as if public education hasn't already been destroyed,
right, I mean, it's such great, it's in great shape. Oh
my god. And here's here's what she said exactly. She said, I
always believe that Joe would be the best education president. But Trump, on
the other hand, wakes up every morning caring about one person and one person
only himself. Blah blah blah. Uh huh my god. Also, I
just knew you would love this. This is from last year, but it's
one of the defiant els and Harry sis in your favorite tweeted at two eleven
pm on the fourth of February and twenty twenty three Republican politicians saying we should
just shoot down the spy balloon. Don't underst stand the complexity of the situation.
Do they think they know more than the professionals in our military? And
not an hour later, not even an hour, he said, breaking the
Chinese spy balloon has been shot down. Thank you to President Biden and importantly
to our terrific military. Harry sits In is really smart. He's so smart,
you guys, so smart. That kid is suckling at Joe Biden's teeth.
He totally is on locals. Grammy Karen sent a tip and simply said
black and I don't know what that's referring like, I don't probably could have
been a few minutes ago. It's probably could have been probably the snake because
I don't know if I've told you guys this, but one was eating the
other one. Still you did mention that Dylan eating the other one. Oh
my gosh. Elizabeth Simmons on venmo uh sent money for Gwen and for Jackson
for graduation. My gosh, guys, Elizabeth, Elizabeth, thank you,
thank you, so sweet, so sweet. Okay, remember what was it
last week? I think that we played a song that Jimmy Fayla comedian had
put together and it was so funny. He has done it again, you
guys. And this one, this one, I just love this one so
much. You're gonna love it. To listen. It's coming as soon as
the screen goes away. Go away, Harry, Go away, Harry.
I got my education for real in the Black Church. I got raised in
the Black Church. I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community.
I had a post relationship with the Greek community. I am Joe bidenapolist.
We all think I'm a kid white house girl. Send Biden too bitterly all
about you, But I'm going to go to bed because he's really old and
he's seen I told at University of Pensimania for four years. He makes up
so much crap. The contries were, Okay, you're not gonna get open
if you have these vaccinations, lying like it's going out stop. I have
the great honor of being arrested on the streets of Sutes job a word,
cold miner. I used to drive a tractor trailer made Rado. Joe,
you have my word, I give you my word. I give you my
word. I guarantee you give you my word. As a b I give
you my word as a give you a word, I give you my words
to give it means absolutely, Jack squply, Jack Squat wasn't that great.
It was fantastic, and like he's so good at those so good, so
so good. Also, I don't know what to think about this, but
you probably saw this headline making the rounds yesterday, and that is that there
was this new unsealed filings from the classified documents case which said that the FBI
authorized the use of deadly force at Mara a Lago. And so when I
saw this initially, Charlie Kirk had posted it and he was like, you
read this right. They were authorized to kill Trump employees and possibly even assassinate
Trump himself to exact their political revenge. But chure, let's give him more
money in a shiny new headquarters. So this made a lot of news,
right, and even Fox special report Brett Baer like did a whole piece about
how this is a thing. But then I saw other reports that show that
the way that this order, like the operations order for the FBI raid was
written, is literally stand language for every single FBI raid order, and that
people are like making this a thing when it's not really a thing. And
I don't know if that's true, because I am not familiar with FBI orders,
Like I don't know what those look like. But if it's if that's
normal, like if if it's normal part of an order that says listen,
if you need to use Dudley force, use it, I don't know.
So I'm just putting the information out there and then you can make of it
what you will. It seems like alarming, but not if it's normal.
Rights But the fact that they did they rated it to begin with. You
know, the fact that they did that, the way that they did it
is absurd, and it was just it was inappropriate and every single it was
just inappropriate. And did they do that to to Joe, did they do
it to Hillary? Did they do it to anybody anybody else but Trump?
I mean, it just further shows I mean, the fact that they even
have that wording in there and that they did it, that this even has
app into Trump, it just shows you that there's a dichotomy that's separate.
There's a separate justice system for well Trump and for conservatives. You know for
sure, I mean that is that that absolutely is true, right, and
that the FBI has been weaponized and that anybody that says, oh, Trump
is going to weaponize the government or weaponize these systems in place, they're out
of their mind. I mean, Biden, is he's done it. They've
already done it. Well, I'm glad that you said that, because that's
a perfect segue into this next clip of James Comey, who is sounding the
alarm bells about what will happen if Trump is elected. Here he is such
an alarmist, so sure solial awareness. He is a threat to the rules
law in America. That's to me, that's what this election is about,
not about policy differences. It's about what kind of country are we going to
be? If he has the ability, smarter than he was less time to
use the power of the Department of Justice and the FBI to target his enemies,
especially the rule of law in America will change in a way we haven't
seen in our lifetime. When you say target his enemies, how would he
do that? Well, I think the first thing he would do is he
would express it in his first term as a wish. I want people to
go after so and so. I want people to go after Andrew McCabe,
the former Deputy director of the FBI, in a second term, he would
go a step further. I'm highly confident and say I want him criminally investigated,
and he would have. He was close to the bottom of the barrel
in his appointees last time. He'll be at the very bottom. And those
are the people who carry out that order. Maybe maybe he's afraid he's going
to go after him, and honestly, why shouldn't he after everything that they
have done to him exactly exactly. Maybe he's maybe he's feeling a little guilty
after he's been on that moss for so long. You know, I'm doing
a yoga. Maybe he's feeling a little guilty. And so he's like,
wow, you know, crap, he actually could win after we'd squelched him
and we did all these things to him that were wrong. You know,
I mean, this guy, what a jerk, right, you did the
things you did, all the things you know, you were just what it
What a weasily jackass this guy is. And so you did all the things
that you're trying to accuse other people of doing. And now Trump could very
well be president again. And he's like, oh shit, oh god,
now I've got to go on all these talk shows and talk about how he's
the he's the one who is somehow corrupt, when I'm the corrupt one.
Dude, We're onto you, like we know what you did. It's you
don't get to project because we saw what you did. We know, we
know what continues to be done. I mean, we see it happening all
the time, exactly. These people just don't understand that Trump is like the
ultimate weebel wobble, you know what I mean, Like he just will not
They can't do anything to him. Nice, Nice, Try go play your
ukule somewhere on your moss, because you know here if he tries, I
mean, it's like, we'll see if he I just listen, how about
we say Trump should just do exactly what Biden has done, right, why
not? It's fair, it's fair whatever. And honestly, even though there's
the part of me that wants that, because they've so brought this on themselves,
I also genuinely don't think he will. I think Trump would once again
get into office and just be like, you know what, we got a
country to fix. We got a country. He's going to be too busy
cleaning up the shit show that has caused over the past three years. My
god, he's gonna be so busy. Yeah. And there's there is that
part of him too that once he's gotten where he wants to be, he
forgives and forgets and moves on. And we've seen that happen after primaries with
people, right, So he does that oftentimes to his detriment. But I
do think that he might do that again. He would just be like,
you know what, let's let byguns be, you buy guns. We got
a lot of work to do, and I'm just going to get right to
it. Yeah, And that that would also make those people see, you
know, it could make them see but you can tell that they're scared that
they're trying so hard to make it sound like Trump is going to like put
an end to America as we know it. But you know what, they
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Okay. So back when he did the whole clean and articulate thing with Obama
and everybody rightfully was exploding about that, John Stewart had him on the Daily
Show to talk about it and to give him some shit for it, rightfully
so. But he also did this thing where he kind of helps cover.
He helps give Biden cover. Even back then the media was helping Biden out.
And you'll see what I'm talking about right here. The Inquire yesterday you
were quoted as saying the one lesson I learned from my previous presidential run is
words matter, that's right, and you can't take words lightly. And then
you came out with this one. All right, here you go. Listen
to this one. This is great, Barack Obama. I mean, you
got the first mainstream African American who's articulate and bright and clean and a nice
looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook. Man. Well, let
me tell you something. I spoke to Barack today. I bet you did.
I also spoke to Jesse and Al Sharpton, and and and I also
spoke to Jordan anybody you can get your hands on my Jackson five. Michael
didn't call me. Look what I was attempting to be with, not very
artfully, is a complimentary. This is an incredible guy. This is a
phenomenon. This guy is. And look the other part of this thing is
the word that got me in trouble is using the word clean. I should
have said fresh. What I meant is he's gotten new ideas. He's a
new new guy in the block, and it's not right. Let me help
you out. I liked it. I like it. Throw up the sentence
again. Here's what we're gonna do. This is the sentence as it appeared.
I'm going to help you out using punctuation. All right, here's what
you could do. Throw a period up there right after African American. I
mean, you got the first mainstream African American boom okay, who is articulate
and bright and cleaning, a nice looking guy. I mean, that's a
storybook man right there. Nobody could argue with that. Argue with that.
I could still argue with it. I could do that. Yeah. What
a difference though in Biden, right, Like, oh my god, it's
a totally different person, right, totally different guy. Like it's wow,
it's crazy. It is crazy. Yeah, And it's like, I know,
I know people age, but like he should he should have gotten out
of politics ten years ago, for sure. He should have gotten out of
like working ten years ago. He should be sitting on a rocking chair somewhere
in Delaware. All right, I remember what the shotgun? Remember the shotgun?
Oh my god, it's my favorite fire tube blasts outside the house,
my shotgun. Oh god, he should have retired after that. Yeah,
yes, absolutely. Bill Maher on a huge whirlwind book tour. He is
on every show, like I saw him on Anderson Cooper, Like, there's
not a show that I haven't seen him on, and he visited The View
yesterday. He also appeared on the Megan Kelly Show. And so we have
a couple of clips from both of those to share because the first one,
Sonny Houston, who may be one of the most insufferable hags on the planet,
was trying to convince him that he needs to feel more sorry for Palestinians,
the plight of the Palestinians. And as you know, Bill Maher has
very strong feelings about Islam and radical Islam and he is not here for it,
and he put her in her place. I thought, very very well,
it was beautiful. Yeah, it was because she kept trying. She
kept trying, But here's how he fought back. But all concerned about the
innocent civilians that have been collectively punished and murdered, large children and women.
You are all concerned about the fact that the International Criminal Court just today issued
a subpoena for BBTYA. Well, that's that's ridiculous. But it's a war.
It's a war because it's a war and they were attacked and they're defending
themselves. Now, this is a war. Do you think Hamas needs to
be destroyed? This is the question you do? Yes, okay? What
thee fire? All right? So Hamas needs to be destroyed because they are
a terrorist organization who say openly that they want to commit genocide on the Jewish
people, on the state of Israel. That's what from the river to the
sea means, okay, and they say it very openly. They said,
we did this attack. They've attacked the Israel five times. They've started five
wars since they were given that land back. They could have chosen to turn
that place into any place they wanted to. And they took a lot of
money that they took from the international community and they spent it on bombs and
guns and building tunnels. Right, So if they need to be destroyed,
how do we do that. It's it's a war. I don't know how
to do that, and you don't know how to do that. I assume
it rightly, of course everybody is. But that's what happens in a war.
Here's a way to stop that. Stop attacking Israel. Notice how Whoope
kept her mouth shut. She was like, I'm not engaging because this guy's
smarter than me. She kept her big mouth shut, like at least in
that moment. I obviously did not watch the whole show, I mean,
but I watched a lot of clips from yesterday and she just kept quiet.
Really it was weird. Yeah, it was really weird because I just think
that she just didn't want to engage because she was like, this guy is
going to kick my ass, like intellectually because he did. I mean he
did. He had a lot of great points and he like there. And
it was weird too because Joy was agreeing with him. Joy found herself like,
I think she really likes and respects Bill maher and so they are on
the same side. I mean, let's not forget even when he makes sense,
they are one because yes, because like in one clip, he said,
you know, the right wing I'm still more concerned about the right wing
weirdos than I am the left wing weirdos. And he said that, so
like he loses me a lot. But there are a lot of times where
she was making really great points and pointing out stuff like, you know,
you cannot call people who wear a red hat Nazis. You can't do that.
Joy Like I'm in paraphrasing, of course, but he's like, you
can't do that, like everybody wears a red hat. That's half the freaking
country. He goes, and I refuse to live in a country where I
hate half the country. I'm not going to do it. She does that,
So he called her out for that. He called her out for a
lot of stuff, and she took it. Whereas if you read and she
even because she's always very very quick to you know, say horrible things about
Trump and then never say anything critical of Biden, and she admitted to him
that she's afraid to do that, and he he schooled her hard. I'm
nervous about saying anything against Biden because you know, not that I have so
much power and you have some of them than I do. Obviously, are
you afraid that you might, you know, influence itself people who are on
the fence. I think you lose all credibility I do. I mean,
my bond with my audience has always been I don't pull a punch. My
bond with my oudience is you're not going to like everything I say, but
you know, I'm saying what I really think is true. Yeah, I
mean, I've give him that. He's not a freaking liar. He tells
the truth. He says what he thinks. I mean, it's like about
the abortion thing. He's disgusting when it comes to abortion, but at least
he says what he's thinking. I mean, he says the things. He's
like, listen, I agree with murdering babies, but that's exactly what it
is. Yeah, he says the thing. He says it like it is
right for sure, Whereas they're gonna be like, it's autonomy, it's bodily
autonomy. No it isn't. I mean, at least he says what it
is. I'm actually glad that Joy admitted that that she's she won't say what's
actually on her mind because she's afraid. And so, I mean, you
guys, remember like during primary season, I said all the things about Trump,
right, people came after me like crazy, and I regret nothing,
like I will never not I will never hide what I actually think on our
own show. Like that seems crazy to me, But there she is admitting
that that's exactly what she did, right, right, exactly. That's the
thing is that there. I mean, it's disingenuous, it's you're a fraud
if you do that. And so she's trying to push propaganda out there to
the masses, whereas he doesn't do that. He just is what he is.
He's gonna He's not playing both sides. He's just saying this is wrong,
that's right, this is what I believe, and I'm not doing it
so I can get somebody elected. Exactly, I'm just saying what's right,
what I believe is right and wrong. And he will call out the left
because they're freaking lunatics on that side, right, absolutely, you guys,
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BTK says the deal from Trump to Dems will be permanently resign or face
prosecution for a coupe ata. We must vote only for Republicans to give Trump
leverage. Yeah, I mean at the top of the ticket is very important,
and so too is the rest of it. Totally, without question.
I mean all the way down, all the way down, and thank you
to Brian Price. Brian says, I know this is on popular opinion.
But Biden and Trump are too old. It makes it hard to feel like
they are looking out for my generation. Yeah, you're one hundred percent right,
right. It's a great point. Absolutely. Yeah. We've talked about
that quite a bit. But that's it. But those are our choices.
That's what we got. Yeah, I mean, what are we gonna do?
You know what I mean? What xcuse? Accordingly Bill Maher then,
as much as he schooled the women at the View, he got schooled then
by Megan Kelly and there were she was on fire this first clip they're talking
about January sixth, they're talking he's simply wrong about the Capitol Police, and
she called him out and it was She's so good. I just love watching
her. Here is that exchange. I think on January twenty, twenty twenty
five, he'll show up at the White House, whether he's invited or not,
and I don't think that's going to be good. We're not gonna he's
going to bomb in if he yes, yes, oh yeah, bomb is
a word I wouldn't even throw around lightly. He's not going to do that,
right, Like, there was never an attack on the Capitol. I
hear you, I hear you, but he's never show up at They didn't
show up at the Capitol and break windows and knock down doors and kill cops
and chase. They didn't break windows. They of course did. No,
they didn't. Who did. They died of natural causes that day, Capitol
police officer Brian Sicknick. The medical examiner has determined that he suffered two strokes
and died of natural causes. Yeah, nobody died that day, cops.
No, not true. Oh okay, Oh, I don't remember the names.
They didn't there was, Brian said, God who died later after the
fact. He died after the fact. And he's like, I don't remember
the name. Well, if you think, if you believe that somebody died,
you should probably remember their name. Maybe you should know that if you're
going around there in your parenting that fact or you think that's a fact,
maybe know their name. Bill. Oh, that's right, didn't happen.
Didn't happen. He died of natural causes. By the way, red is
her color. Oh my god, she looks amazing, amazing and red doesn't
she It looks really really and the whole genes thing. I love that,
this is like fabulous. Yeah, she looked great, so good, so
so so so good. They also got into it about election deny because he's
like, oh, Trump, you know, refused to concede to accept the
results, and she's like, oh, you want to talk about election denials,
right, Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton, of course is the original election
denier. I'm sure you voted for her in sixteen. Well, she's not
an election denier. She absolutely was the og election denier. She first of
all, she came out before the sun had risen to concede the election to
Trump, and then spent the next four years saying he was illegitimate, he
was an illegitimate president. She okay, well, first of all saying she
didn't say he was an illegitimate she did. Do you tell me exactly what
she said? She said those exact words repeatedly. I believe he knows he's
an illegitimate president. Yeah, okay, I mean she conceded the election.
Whether you're interpreting her disappointment at losing it as the same thing as Trump not
conceding it, I don't know that that's where you're getting it from. But
again, it's a tremendous false pull. Lindsay. You could ask Hillary Clinton
right now, who won that election? She will tell you Donald Trump.
Now. She knows she has to because of what she came out that night,
she and her suit and conceded the electric and then and then spent the
next four years trying to convince us it was not legitimate. You can run
the best campaign, you can even become the nominee, and you can have
the election stolen from you. M hmm, right, f a fo bell.
I mean, listen, she will cross examine the ship out of you.
This is making Kelly, all right, do not mess, do not
mess, mess, don't do it. I know. I just love you
too. It's a thing of beauty. Keep here is because I want to
say there's more because apparently, and again I haven't watched this whole interview yet,
but there was a I think she wanted to press him about how bad
Biden has been about the border, and he kept, you know, trying
to dance around enough to the point where she was like, you keep trying
to evade this, and then they got into it. You bypassed the immigration
question. I mean, like that passing it. I think it's a disaster.
I think I think, wait, how would you put this guy back
in there for four more years to leave the doors open, and like it
was so much better under Trump. God, yes, it was better under
Trump. Are you kidding me? It was somewhat better, Oh, Bill,
it was somewhat better. Go look up the immigration rates, legal immigration.
I agree for twenty nineteen to twenty. I'm not defending Biden on immigration.
I don't understand why it's so difficult in this country to stop people coming
through the border. I don't. And I watched that sixty minutes piece they
did on it a couple of months ago, and they had films of people
coming through this hole and the border patrol just watching them and basically waving.
I don't understand why. I don't understand why this country can't accomplish something like
that. It doesn't seem like it's impossible, but so many things in this
well, that's what's so aggravating. We can't accomplish it. Can we can
stop what's happening at the southern border. We just won't under Joe Biden.
And he keeps pretending like he has no agency on it, but he does
have agency. There are a lot of executive orders he could do, just
like Trump did. He won't and you know why. It's because of the
people who use the word LATINX, who are trying to lecture him that it's
not humane to enforce our borders. Yeah, I would agree with that.
God, she just spanked him in this glorious picked his ass and it was
a great thing to see. Right. He walked away with this tail topped
between his legs. Poor Belle. He needs to watch that whole thing because
that was a conversation. It was a conversation. He is getting sad for
that burn that she delivered on him. It was great, John Newbaum,
Thank you, John says. Pray for Iowa, where several are dead and
entire towns were wiped out by tornadoes yesterday. Yeah, it was bed.
Oh that's awful. I know, I know. I mean, God,
the pictures, it's just her runous is like they just flatten things, just
flatten it. Mother nature can be a bitch, she really really can.
Yeah, my God, Scarlet Inman, thank you, Scarlet says in honor
of my twenty twenty four high school graduate, Melanie. This is to all
moms and dads out there who have a graduate. Melanie will graduate this Saturday
morning. Hugs to you. Mock on your son graduating. Thank you so
much, a graduation, graduation to Melanie. I know it's such a hard
time for parents. It's like a joyful time, but it's also equally difficult.
So prayers for all all parents. And Ivania castle on Venmo says,
my do over baby is starting medical middle school next year, my oldest turns
thirty and my grandson turned five. I'm just out of tears. I have
all the feels too, ladies, so many, so many feels. I'm
going to be a blithering yeah, I know, I will. I'm going
to be an emotional basket case in the day's grade. I know that you're
not supposed to be upset about eight grade. Maybe you are because that's your
she's starting high school. That's how I just last think like she was just
in fifth grade. You guys, So I'm just going to be a complete
wreck today. Yeah, I know. Thank you, Caitlin Kittless, thank
you very much for the supersticker. All right. Moving on, Anthony Blincoln
was in some sort of a hearing. I know, he gave some sort
of an opening statement, and we'll show you what happened during that. But
there was also a moment where one of the committee members was pressing him on
why the State Department released an official statement of condolences for the death of the
Iranian president, and so it was kind of inexcusable, and they called him
out. And here's what happened yesterday. The State Department issued a statement mourning
the death of the Iranian president. I assume, as Secretary, you share
that sentiment. We expressed official condolences, as we've done when countries adversaries,
enemies are not have lost leaders. It changes nothing about the fact that mister
Raisi was engaged in reprehensible conduct, including repressing his own people for many years
as a judge, and that as president. It changes not a wit about
our policy. But it's something that we've done many times in the past,
going back many administrations in many decades, and we do as a normal course
of business. Well, I don't think it should be a normal course of
course of business. I think it's shocking that this administration would mourn the death
of the butcher of Tehran. I don't he's responsible for death, rape,
torture, the sworn enemy of the free world. So I think it's a
terrible mistake. Mister Secretary of People ya, it is maybe you should go
back to playing the guitar in Ukraine because that was just dumb. I mean,
I'm not mourning. Inn No, I don't give a crap. Bye
fun in Hell. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So I was glad for
that exchange. Teresa Rimando, Thank you, Teresa, says Bill Maher didn't
have enough Ganja for Megan. Totally true, yea. And then on Venmo
Sharon Hamilton, thank you. Sharon says congrats to Jackson and Gwen on their
graduations. Here's a little gift for them, so good, thank you guys.
So in any case, Anthony Blincoln was giving like an opening statement for
whatever this hearing was about, and it immediately got interrupted by one of those
crazy pro Hamas weirdos. Here's what happened. He's like, I had to
turn around. This is irricane. How does she even get in? I
know? So he's just like whatever, He's like, we used to date.
It's fine, okay, this is one of my people's. Republic of
China is pursuing military, economic, and geopolitical pre eminence, challenging our screaming
in the open, secure and prosperous international order. Look okay, so then
you guys in the hall. She's still in the hall, right, this
is the same broad. This is a different one. This is a different
broad. This broad is ten bis skillion times crazier biskillion, you guys,
bastillion, you guys, this gets fun. I literally laughed at this.
So she is apparently supposedly genuinely upset about the plight of the Palestinians. Okay,
and so she and a group of other Code Pink weirdos are outside this
hearing trying to protest. Well, they're not allowed to do that right outside
this committee room, and so there's a lot of security people that are telling
them, you can't protest here, you weirdos. But this woman, so,
you guys, there's no way that her crying is real. But she's
taught talking about how much she's crying. And you know that if you're talking
about how much you're crying, that you're not really crying. And so that's
what makes this so insanely funny to watch. Check it out like it is
in there testifying and people were protesting and they were brutally thrown out. They
have an extra police presence here today. They're treating us so brutally and they're
the peace maeakers and just just so crazy. Wonder what did this country become?
How did we get to this point become protesting? To do so is
batshi? Can I do not to protest? Okay, I'll put my hands
down, but I can't stop crying. I mean, do you see disrespect?
They throw people will out so brutally because the killing of children? Is
it bertile? Is it rtial? I don't want to live in a country
like this. Bye bye. No one's keeping your hair, lady that's in
there. But we easily protest and we get slammed around and thrown around for
what you look like you're doing. Okay to die, I feel like nobody's
went slamming. Means, how would you think with your family or your child
and they're all filming, they're all yeah, it's like some kind of real
diplomats go to power there and having the police throw our people out just because
they protest. It's just not right. The way they treated Mohammed, the
way they treated it's not right anyway anybody. Not a single tear, not
one. There's not no witness, there was no moisture. Just threw her
up and threw her over. Okay, yeah, spent how many years of
her life is a diploma? Man? That high school drama class is really
paying off, isn't it. I mean it's just ridiculous, so ridiculous.
Okay, oh my god, just absurd. Kristen Thompson, thank you,
Christen says, congrats to the grads, Hugs to the moms. Happy,
happy, oh happy? Okay, right, Happy Memorial Day weekend friends.
Yes, there it is. I got it, I got it. I'm
right with you. Royal Day weekend. Yes, okay, we're like just
on time. I think we're doing good because we have to get out of
here at eight forty five. We're good. I think we might be just
Yes, I've got to head out the door at seven, you guys,
Yes, so we're we're going to be just fine. I wanted to show
people how ridiculous MSNBC has become in their defense of Biden and all things related
to Biden and how anti Trump they are. This shouldn't come as any surprise,
but it just made me laugh out loud that they said how Michael Cohen's
past lies make him a more credible witness. What kind of spin is that?
Oh my God, you just can't make it up, you guys,
you just can't. Oh it's super credible. Yeah, okay, pathological liars,
so credible. Okay, and make him more credible, don't you Understandand
yes MSNBC, Yes, God, that just tickled me. Susette Paramore,
thank you. This was on VENMO. She said, thanks for just being
you and getting the conservative word out there. Sisters. You go chicks.
By the way, blinkoln gets on my last nerve, you are not alone?
Yes, this take, I mean it's like Tiger Woods is a good
husband. What is this take? The more he cheats and admits it,
the better husband. How do you not see that? Yeah? What's wrong
with you? Can you not see it? I mean, it just really
does make perfect sense. Also, Klaus Schwab yesterday announced that he's going to
be stepping back from his WEF founder and executive chairman role, which is I
guess a big deal because he did do that, he started it in nineteen
seventy one. But all he's doing is really just stepping down as executive chairman
and he's going to now be a non executive chairman, which I don't even
know what that means. So he's going to be chairman, but not executive.
He's like stepping down from the role of doctor Evil to like, like
I don't know, second in line to doctor Evil, like just mister Evil,
like mister Evil. Yeah, he's going to be mister Evil. Now,
all right, that's great. I'm glad we all know that. Uh.
And then the reason for my name today is after Jensaki, who was
on that podcast with that one lesbian lady whose name I can't remember. You'll
know a lot of it. There's so many lesbians over there. I don't
know so many lesbians. But it's one of those lesbians, and the lesbian
asks her that asks her about her profession, and what she says is hilarious,
especially because the audience also laughs. You guys not making it up.
You switched to journalism. Essentially, you think you're a journalist. Yes,
okay, did you hear the laugh? Kar you think you're a journal That's
cute. There there not a journalist. She has a pundit. Clearly she's
a propagandist. Really is what she is. That's precisely totally Kate Blanchet,
so I this is apropos of absolutely nothing, and this whole segment is just
clips that don't relate to each other, and this one is of Kate Blanchett.
It's a very quick one. She was in a recent interview. I
think she was talking about like probably the Palestinians, who knows what, But
in it she identifies herself as middle class. Hate Blanchet, Blanchet, ninety
five million dollars. You're not worth ninety five million dollars? What it's middle
class? I was. I would not be referring to myself as middle class.
I would be like, I am rich as balls. That's what I
would be saying. That's what my class is. My class is hashtag rich
as balls. If I was worth ninety five million. Why does she say
this with a straight face? You guys, I wouldn't have believed it if
I hadn't seen it myself. Watch. I'm white, I'm privileged, I'm
middle class, and I think, you know, one can be accused of
having a bit of a white savior complex. I cannot. I can't take
these people, seriously. I can't. She's like BFS with George Clooney and
his ridiculous anti Semitic wife, and they're all like, we're middle class class
you guys ninety five million. It's just I just shut I cannot kate with
the c shut up god. Also, Dylan mulvaney, that just excruciating a
cringe person. I'm a girl right, is on cameo and there is a
race I can't remember where where this race is this congressional race. It's a
primary race, and it's two Republican candidates in a primary. And so one
of them tired Dylan mulvainy to basically do a cameo about the person that they
were running against. Okay, so in it they this is Rick Becker is
the one that ordered the cameo against Julie Fedorchak, and so in it he
basically accuses Julie Faedorchak of all of these things that then Dylan mulvany praises her
for and just ends up looking like a complete moron. R And so it's
it is actually really funny. So and once the video went up, Rick
Becker put this out saying getting this video made was pretty dang fun. Dylan
mulvaney, though I doubt he knows who Julie Faedorchak is, did an excellent
job highlighting her work against coal plants in North Dakota and her desire to work
with rhinos in DC. Well worth the cameo fee, for the laugh and
to get our message out. So here is the video. Hi, Julie,
It's Dylan mulvaney from my TikTok and Instagram series Days of Girlhood, And
I wanted to make you this video because your friend Rick told me that you
have a huge job change coming up. And from what I understand, you
just spent like ten or more year years in North Dakota, like basically saving
the planet in like promoting green energy and reducing harmful coal plants, which is
so iconic. And now I'm very excited for this. You are now going
to the DC Zoo to be working with rhinos. Babe, that is insane.
I'm so excited, Like how do you go from one thing to another?
Those are pretty drastic And if I'm ever in DC, I'm going to
figure out a way to reach out to you and check out the rhinos.
So best of luck. I love you. What I I love y'all complete
moron, I mean the stupidity. I mean, he's gonna go. He
wants to see the rhinos. You guys, he wants to see the rhinos.
He wants to see the rhinos and play with them. That just cracked
me up so much. Huh. Jose Rodriguez, Thank you. Jose says,
I would love to be a biscillionaire. Have a great long weekend,
and here's some cash for clean xboxes. Thank you, thank you, Thank
you to Christina Tilley, who says, prayers. My niece's hubby is a
nine to one to one operator. Took the call for their home burnt to
the ground. Oh my gosh, four dogs lived, their cat died,
faith just laid off from deers. Oh my, oh my god. Yeah,
all the prayers, Oh my god, is horrible. Laurie McCoy,
thank you so much. Laurie says, happy graduation to the kids and hugs
to you girls. Colleen, thank you. Colleen says if the FBI deadly
force authorization is normal, it's even scarier. If they can do it to
me, they'll do it to you. And Caitlyn Kittless, Thank you so
much. Kitlyn says, congratulations to all the special needs high school grads and
families, especially my Annie who's worked so hard for this. Today, such
a proud mommy, that's so sweet. That is amazing. I'm bringing it
in. You guys, thank you for being so patient today and allowing us
to finish a little bit early. I really appreciate it. I have to
get on there and go ninety I'm going to go ninety miles our to her
school. Everybody pray for me so I don't get a ticket, and you
guys have a wonderful, wonderful day again. We will see you next Tuesday.
Tuesday, Bye, everybody.