Hello, Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane.
Here's my co host, Eric Rimmer, and then we have producer Brian Hi
producer Brian glad to be here. Now, let's pause. Last time we
were together, you guys ate a certain something. Yep. Now by now
the after math has happened two episodes ago. But obviously, but yeah by
now Thursday. Oh week Tuesday, So today is Tuesday. Well, whenever
you're listening, I think it doesn't matter when a week after. Yeah,
well, okay, we go, let's start. Let's start again. No,
yes, no, this is good anyway, I don't start one week
ago. Oh my god, I'm taking LA one week ago. Am I
not the boss of this podcast? I guess not. I don't have a
handle on it, so I don't. Okay, one week ago the one
Ship Challenge and which I renamed the one Ship Challenge, which turned into like
the five Shit Challenge, Explain your sea. No, let's say eight hours
later, I got a text message from here, so I went to bed.
I woke up and he didn't have to work today. No. I
woke up at about three o'clock in the morning, and I felt like someone
had lit my asshole on fire. And I got up and went to the
bathroom and then I laid back down and then I was all, oh,
no, it happened again. And then it happened again. Did each time
hurt like a mother? Yeah? I had ring sting so bad. I
texted Laura and it was somebody just spinning around with flames shooting out of their
butt, and she goes, if that's a picture of your poop. I
didn't look at it because I was driving to work when when he texted me
and it showed that he texted an image, and I'm like, oh god,
if that image is of your poop, I will I'm not going to
be looking at it. It was fire coming out of someone's butt. Yeah,
it was that. It was a person spinning around on the floor with
fire coming out of their butt. Brian, did you have a similar situation?
No, see, not at all. Actually, that's and that's exactly
what it felt like. Anybody that, anybody that can eat an entire chip,
I don't even know how they did it. How come you didn't have
that situation and Eric had it. I'm super bad. Hand to god,
it was awful. Okay, I will say not that I didn't. I
didn't have any impact. I felt like today I definitely visited the bathroom a
couple more times than usual. Okay, and did it feel did you feel
like maybe forney or anything? Don't? Yeah, it felt like I said
yesterday, if I'm going to feel like I'm shitting barbed wi, I know
it, and I'm fine. Yeah, well but now I'm fine. It's
good. I got it all out. You got it all out, and
you know what, you can thank me for that because now you're sure room
clean, aren't you. Oh and I know how you love to be showroom
clean, so you're welcome. Thank my god. I took like a silk
wood shower. I thought it's probably up my back like food knows what happened?
Oh my god, it was awful. So to anybody that can eat
up an entire chip, good for you. Maybe we should redo it next
year we're eating or a half half and half? Why don't you both?
I shot up. I got a couple emails saying, why didn't you do
it? You know if you were laughing so hard, but it looked like
it hurt them, And I'm like, oh no, well, I can't
handle anything spicy. I'm the most bland person in the cant even have handle
food with color to it. I can't, so anyway, I just want
to say, if I didn't already, which I think I did, thank
you for doing that. And oh my god, that was like major two.
I would never do I could never do that too. That was brave.
We should make you do something equally as bad on the opposite end of
the spec, like something sour, the sour thing. She would like that,
I would. Yeah, we gotta find something. I think we should
make her eat just a bunch of fruit and vegetables. No, why like
make her eat tire of strawberries? No way, dude, no way?
Oh I'm sorry. Way yeah, yeah, how entertaining is that going to
be? We'll discuss pretin me. I eat strawberries, I know for sure.
I ate strawberries. Yeah. Why do you think he picked straw I
can't even make it through one. Well, oh, well, you gots
what container to do now? I don't even know how to eat straw Guess
what put in your mouth? No? I mean, do you like,
take the thing off first? All handle everything for you? Don't worry.
Oh, this is gonna be amazing. You hate strawberries, I don't know.
I really don't know. You've tried them, right, I've tried them.
I cannot deal with. I don't like the way they taste a b
I don't like the little, tiny, tiny tiny seeds on them. I
don't like the textures or bothers me, whatever they are, I don't like
it. I don't like the texture delicious. I don't like strawberries. Are
I know my daughter is like she that's her favorite thing in the whole wide
world. But I think I don't eat them. I think we should give
you all sorts of things, like bananas. Don't I don't want to eat
cantalope? Hello? Hell no? Orlope? Don't you don't like cantlo Oh,
this is gonna be amazing. I cannot stand any kind of melon.
Oh this watermelon. I can do occasionally a piece of watermelon, but it
has to be like the really really sweet kind. If it has any kind
of like, if if it's any kind of not ripe, I can't deal.
What about what about a cantalope with like strawberry sauce? What's that?
Oh? No, yea, we are in a smoothie with just everything everybody
next week, get ready? Washing does the hardest challenge ever? Eating fruit.
No. I can eat smoothie is no problem. If it's all smushed
up, I can drink it down. That's okay. But if you give
me a fruit bowl, what's the melon I'm thinking about? That's like green
inside? And why would you even eat any? Oh? I hate it?
You are so spoiled. Godd we are gonna, we are gonna rock
your world. Why do you think? Why does that make me? I
just think you're one of those people that shouldn't be an adult yet because they
have the food palette of a child. Oh I do. I agree with
you there. I My palette is very naive and it always has been.
Speaking of children, I saw a melt down today that had been all right,
hold that thought because I have to we have to get some business out
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my sixty nine ish dollar outfit of the Month, Eric Rimmer, pay attention.
I am I had to bring up my segment. Oh okay, so
I do this. I try to do it once a month. So today
I have on an outfit that's kind of cow girl ish. It is exactly
seventy dollars. I will start with. This is the dress. It's a
short dress. But here are some pictures. There's me in the full dress.
There's the full outfit. The dress is from the Obi Farmer's Market.
It was fifteen bucks. It's cute, it's sundress eat and it's red and
it has little flowers on it. And then the belt buckle is everything slashbacks
in Hillcrest, you know, on fifth That was eighteen dollars and I'm wearing
that right now. And then the leather belt I got it from TJ at
this place called the Mercado Day Artists and yas that belt leather with the eagle,
only fifteen dollars and it has an eagle on the side here too,
and eagles remind me of my dad. So I love this belt very much.
And then the shoes I got at Posh Mark. There were twenty two
bucks. Swade booties. Not the best picture in the whole white world,
but they're cute, they're like little Western booties. And then here's the extra
buckle. It puts it over. It puts it to ninety dollars. But
I got that in TJ two twenty bucks. Isn't it a cool belt buckles?
Anyway? Oh? No, I see a new. I see a
new I knew what a new? Oh addiction o bell buckles? Possibly?
Possibly, there are so many cool ones in TJ. Oh my god.
We were walking down Revolution the other day, well because my roommate is from
there, and a lot of times I'll just go, we're companions. We're
not together, but we do stuff together. So we'll go down to TJ.
He goes, we go down and visit his friends, or we'll go.
I had to have him, had to take him down there the other
day to get his car fixed. He goes and gets his car fixed down
TJ. Anything else you want to know? Maybe? Anyway, So that
is my sixty nine ish dollar outfit of the week. If you want to
lick more at it, I don't know. It's on Laura Keane after dark
dot com. So that's my little host. I'm home with me. Is
he right? He's in your crutch right now? Yes? He he's just
kissing my hand. He is. He's a sweet boy. I know,
probably smell your crotch. No, he's showing room clean. Remember that's completely
empty. I'm hollow. All right, So what do you want to talk
about? What that is so exciting? So this, I don't know if
you guys have heard this. This is a teenage girl who's parents took away
her cell phone. This is part Wait, should we put this on the
roadcaster? Okay here, let me let me connect it. Let me connect
it. Oh so go here, yeah, connect it in your settings.
You got this? You got this? Oh my god, I cannot believe
he's need to hear this full force. There it is roadcast or right there?
Oh there it is. Okay, okay, right, it's not no,
no, it disappears. Fright again. Hold on. It sucks being
old. Why does this always happen to me? It's only it's only to
me. It's not showing up on his phone. It just disappeared. Hold
on, bluetooth. There we go on and off. This is so entertaining.
It is now it's right down there. Okay, now it should pair.
Get better. There you go now, all right, now go back
to the video. All right. So I'm going back to the video.
Okay, so this is I believe she's sixteen whose parents she was being a
brat, so her parents took her phone away. Now that data is driving,
the mom is videoing her, and she's in the backseat. She's sixteen
coming a tantrum. Listen to this. It's not coming through the roadcaster.
There we go. I phone I needed because Okay, this is how it
starts. Star like yeah, shut off, like I'll read. Here's like
fucking gold too really start, I never get out WoT I don't get the
fucker lock it up. I gave my phone back. Oh that's lesson learned.
Then I need, I need I vote type of video I vote,
I need, I need, I need, I need be gonna done whatever?
Oh my okay, God, So that was a if I had kids
that never, I would have left him on the side of the road.
That's what you were. That's why you've never wanted kids. Oh absolutely I
would if my kid ever acted like that. You wouldn't that that kid was
your kid. Oh, that kid would never get their phone never. I
just want to point out that that type of behavior is preventible, Like,
oh, it's not just like Oh, what the heck I've done? But
like, you know, yeah, that's that's a long time coming. So
you mean that's a long time coming, meaning like she's been that bratty like
this for her whole life and kids are all of a sudden one day the
biggest bread true. True, that's a very good point. Yeah, but
dang so uh. I was on a walk today because I had today off,
yes, and coming out of a store but were it was a mom
and a dad and the kid, and the kid was maybe eight, little
boy acting like that because he wanted to stay. It must have been a
toy store or something like that, I don't know, And they were like,
nope, we're going home. If you can't behave yourself, we're going
home. And he's like, I hate home. It's boring. You guys
are boring. I hate you. I was like, my kids have never
said f you, They've never said bitch to me. They've never you know,
you're my only child. It caresses me out. They never have thrown
a tantrum like that. I don't ever remember them doing that when they were
kids. If they did that when they were too I would have just freaking
left him there in the store. But oh yeah, my parents would have
too, would have not put up with that for later two seconds. Yeah,
I don't. I don't cater to that kind of behavior. No way,
dude, that is too How is she going to function as an adult?
I know? Oh my god, did you see the video this came
out a while ago about the parents that took the kid's phone away that was
younger than that. Check and he trashed the entire house, like took a
hammer and oh no, oh, knocked out pieces at the top. Oh
my, how how could that? Well? Killing somebody over it, Yeah,
that's happen. Kids have killed their parents for taking away their phone or
something similar. Yeah, those, I mean, that's that's a mental problem.
Yeah, that's for underlying problems. Yeah, for real, for real.
But yeah, and I respect parents that won't let their kids have phones,
I know, I know, or social media specially. Yeah, oh
my god. It's so hard to make them wait because all their friends have
it, all their friends have one, and then then they feel weird,
they feel like the odd one out. And but you just had to put
your boundaries. Oh, for sure, my kid wouldn't have a cell phone
until they were Your kid would never your kid would not leave them. I
didn't have a smartphone till I was like sixteen. I really when that kid
was in like middle school, I'd be like, Okay, you're good to
be on your own right now? Did you? Were you just? I
know in middle school? You would dump them? So I would be I'm
like, you can get a job right in an apartment because voice started turning
you the minute that kid's voice dropped an octave, it went from daddy to
dad. I'd be like, oh good, okay, bye, Come you're
a man, now get out. Ye see, you were you wanting a
phone? Would you feel like you were left out because you were the only
one of your friends that didn't have a phone. Was that the case when
I was sixteen? It's still like smart smartphones weren't as wild as they were
now where everyone has one. I mean like everyone had one. But if
you were a kid you did have a smartphone, that wasn't the craziest thing
you'd ever saw. Okay, Okay, my parents didn't want to pay for
the data plan. You know what, guess who still pays for their kids
data plan? Why? I don't know, I why do I do that?
I pay for both my kids' cell phones still and they took off.
Could you could you pay for my phone too? When I when I got
my own plan, I think it's worth a shot. I think I was
like eighteen and a half and I wanted to upgrade my iPhone. My mom
was like, well, there's still like eighty bucks left on your phone.
I was like okay, and I we went to the a TD store and
I just cut my own phone plan and everything. Oh, look, how
it's grown up you are. I'm gonna text my son to night, Charlie.
You need to get your own phone plan. But you know too.
At the same time, I kind of like it because it kind of makes
me still feel like a mom, you know, like I just obviously I
feel like a mom, but you know what I mean, Like I'm still
kind of taking care of them. Jay Wortzler would encourage you to cut costs.
Oh, Jay Wartzler would most definitely your kids are adults. In fact,
they can pay for their own phones. Jay Wartzler from Capital Growth.
Think who we're going to talk about now, he told me, because you
know it's no secret that maybe I'm not my bank account is not huge.
We'll put let's just put it that way, and whenever I do get it's
some extra. I like to send money to my kids. I just it
makes me happy. He said, don't do that. Why are you doing
Don't do that? He just said, he goes. You know, they
probably feel bad that you're doing that because they know you need the money.
I'm like, I didn't even think about that. Now I'm making my kid.
I was just looking at that and I was just going to reach over
and touch it. Was it something in the corner of my mouth? You
was it white? Yeah? Yeah, I was just gonna reach over.
That's the grassest thing ever. I thin it when I see them. Oh
my god, how did you How did you still know I was gonna and
how did you know that? I just felt something looking he was staring at
it, and I was just gonna reach over and go like this. It's
such a good friend for removing the white thing from the corner of my mouth.
I would have picked a booker for you. You are so sweetful.
Now let's get serious and talk about I wouldn't even give you a pap spirits
god, Oh my god, I'm that would be a hilarious podcast. The
next him to look at my private parts. Yeah, I think he would
throw off totally, would get near the actual procedure. Oh close, Oh
my god, he would. He would. He would hit the floor.
He would probab like I'm going to lift up your I know for sure he
passed out the minute that speculum went in click click click. Oh he'd be
gone long before that. God, I know. Oh if I got swallowed
up in there. Oh, I would love to see Eric watching like a
child, like a live child bird. Oh no, no, just absolutely
not. How could well We don't want to put that on our podcast.
We could force him to look at it. Yeah, mmm, no,
this isn't if he was in the room. Do we know any pregnant people
out there? One Eric in the room, I would pass out, I
know because I heard. Oh, I don't know if this is true.
What when when you're pushing, do you shit yourself? Yes? Sometimes?
What you know that? No? Absolutely no, because I had a cesarian.
But when you're pushing, that oftentimes happens. It's natural. I heard
this the other day and I is it called an appeasiotomy? Yes? Is
that where they have to cut you to the taint? Yeah, you know,
prevent like a perennial tear. Yeah no, yes, now those are
crazy. Nope I really yeah, absolutely freaking not. That would be harder
than a csarian. I went through too, cesarians and but pushing yourself.
Wow much respect for the natural child for sure? Yeah, all right,
it sounds delightful. I mean cesarians are a rough recovery too. It was,
it was, but you know, and I have a scar which is
not really pretty but whatever, you know, it doesn't matter. Anyway they
get here is perfectly fine as long as they're healthy. Okay. So Jay
Wartzler from Capital Growth, Thank we got on a really weird tantent there.
Tangent. His mission is to help his clients simplify their financial lives and then
set them up to retire comfortably for the rest of their retired life. That's
his mission statement. He entered the financial services industry back in nineteen eighty six,
and he relocated to San Diego in nineteen eighty eight to join Capital Growth
in that's how long he's been with the company. He's been there ever since.
In addition to being a Certified Financial Planner CFP, he's also a cf
I mean a CDF a certified divorce financial analyst, which is a great thing.
You need a special license for that, and that is a very great
thing to have and to be because you take the attorney out of it,
you put j in the you split up your ass. It's amicably and you
call it a day, right right, Okay, what's Jay's phone number?
Jay's phone number? I love this part. I know, Oh god,
yes, I know. It's eight five eight five five two six nine six
zero. He likes to receive emails. I'm just saying that. I don't
know. I don't know if he does, but what I do know loves
it. He is. He's a fast responder. He is. And his
email is jayw at Capitol Growth Inc. Dot com and Laura Kane what,
sir, Brian? The man has a website? Oh website, yes,
Capital Growth Inc. Dot com. That is correct, www dot Brian.
That was like the perfect end to a commercial. If you need help cutting
off your kids financially, Jay Wetzler is the man for you. Oh my
god. Okay, So this episode we're recording right now is aery this week
right or next week? Next week? Okay? All right, so that's
fine. Let's go on to your We're gonna do your segment here or do
we want to talk about you know what, First we need to talk about
the Steve Hartman is that was his name, the guy that died from smash
Mouth. Oh, yeah, little failure. I think it was. Yeah,
did you know that he lost like a very young child. I think
the I think he had like his baby was very ill and he lost it
it like six months. Like he's had a sad life, like and this
disease, this alcoholism thing is not a joke. I knew somebody who also
died of this. And you literally your skin is literally yellow when you it's
it's and it's Yeah, it's really really sad. He's only fifty seven years
old, so sad. I know. I feel really bad. He played
a couple of our Jeff and Jare events back in the day, and that's
all I'm going to say. Let's not speak I exactly. Some great music.
He made Shrek a better movie, Yeah he did, he sure did.
Yeah, that the original Shrek. There's only the Yeah, I don't
think there's anything else. No, there's Shrek one, Shrek, Yeah,
the first one, the very best thing ever. Shrek is a fantastic movie,
I know. And then music is so good. Of course, Jimmy
Buffett, that was that was really sad. I know which is now downtown.
Yeah, it just opened right recently. Yeah, it just right after
he died too. Now he died from skin cancer, right or something a
cancer caused from skin cancer. That's what I've heard on the older six.
Yeah, I mean that's not far off from you know, people are living
into their nineties and stuff. People die in their eighties and seven. I
don't know, It's just it was towards the end of his life. It's
just he still had a long, happy life. He still had a lot
of shows in him. I think, maybe I believe. But we got
a lot of good time with them, so yeah, we sure didn't.
Boy did he give people a lot of joy? He did, He really
did. Did you hear how much Kim Cattrell got paid for the that tiny
cameo the less than a minute? Do you hear what it was? This
is gonna make me sick, It's gonna make you puke. One million dollars.
That's how bad were we talking about. Okay, we gotta gets some
context here. Sex in the City, remember that. Okay, there were
four women. Does anyone watch this show? It's now on Netflix and it
was just renewed for a third season. By the way, it was,
Yes, I loved Sex in the City two. I loved it. There
were four characters, and apparently the three of them didn't get along with the
one of them in real life, and so when they rebooted the series years
later, this one actress would not perform with the other actresses right, So
in order to entice her to be in the series, they had to give
her a million dollars for one minute worth of screen time just so they could
all be in the same room. Were they in the same room or was
she? No? No, not at all? Oh please no? Is
that going to happen to us? I hope it didn't know it won't.
Okay, An, have you seen the trailer for the new American Horror Story?
No? I don't need what's the late actually interested in watch? I
don't. I only watched the first and like third season American Horror Stories.
Actually don't like it that much. Yeah, I thought I stopped him and
to watch this. I stopped at or Circus. I think I watched this.
I watched the first one, think Covenant, I think, Yeah,
it was Murder House and then uh Coven and then murder House is okay,
But as soon as it went into Rowanoke, that's when I stopped because they
got stupid horror. But it's not horror, it's just it's just graphic like,
there's nothing horror about. It's just obscene. And it was just done
the new one call. It's called Delicate and it's with Emma Roberts Kim Kardashian.
Oh, that's right, yeah, and it looks spooky. Sposed.
I'm supposed to play on this kind of internet phenomenon going around called the back
rooms, and that's supposed to be a major setting of it. What is
this? What is this thing? The back room? God, I don't
even know how I'm going to explain it. Yeah, I don't even know
how. The back rooms is supposed to be. Never heard of this.
It's kind of a guess. Never like a dark web, no kind of
thing in the Internet. There are things called creepy pastas, which are just
stories people have written, short stories. They're meant to be kind of creepy
and have neat ideas about horror and things like that, and and those are
posted on various places. Okay, there's some there's some very big ones,
very popular ones, and slender Man for one. Oh into that starts a
creepy pasta sort of short story. Okay, so there they've become huge internet
phenomenons. The back Rooms. That's kind of one where the back rooms is
supposed to be a series of levels in between reality, and they're just infinite
spaces that are kind of just weird and spooky. So the backroom specifically,
at least the most popular variation of it, is this kind of yellowish molding
office setting that's completely empty, almost like a Macy's with nothing in it,
but everything is old and kind of moldy and yellowy. That is infinite and
spans forever. So it's kind of this oddly horrifying, like not really dangerous,
but you're trapped there forever sort of thing. And so is that a
game? I mean, the initial concept is just this short story that turned
into like a universe of other people's literary works that are building upon this sort
of like you know this idea. Have you ever dabbled in the dark Web?
No, those are just so we're clear that's unrelated from this though.
I know it's unrelated, but that scares me so much. I wouldn't even
know how. I don't want to know how to get on the dark wees.
You think, well, don't can't you like sell children on the dark
Web and like body parts and like all sorts of stuff like that. It's
not as crazy as you think it is. It's all the dark Web is
just the Internet, but it's just not It's not where Google can find it,
so you need a special brows are gonna be able to find it.
I see. So crime happens on there, but not as not as nefarious
or as satanic as you probably think. There's a show on Netflix called Red
Rose. Have you seen No? Oh my god, watch it tonight.
It's a it's an episodic show, Red Rose, Red Rose. It's about
a group of seniors in high school who are graduating and this one girl is
kind of the poor one out of the group. And she gets this text
message and it says, hey, you want a friend, click this link
or something. She clicks the link and then chaos starts. Oh it is
so so good Netflix, I believe So okay, I'll look yeah Red Rose.
Oh my god, Oh my god. It reminds me the dark Web
stuff. There's a lot of that in there. Yeah. So all right,
do we have time to do your segment or do you want to close
it out? Yeah, we'll close out of my segment. Okay, Yes,
to close out with with Brian's Bran's Wildcart next week. We're gonna have
a logo. Oh I love it. Yeah, this is a little segment.
We decided that Brian should have his own segment and he named it wild
Card. Right today is gonna be a little less uh wild. But I
have a question for you guys to start it off. Have you ever had
a and we've talked about this briefly throughout the years, have you guys had
a paranormal experience? Yes? Yes, okay, what are your guys paranormal
experiences? You want to you go first? When I I my father died
and I got home the next day and my phone ring and it was just
static. And then I called my mom, or my mom called me because
I had a landline at that time. My mom called me and she's like,
are you calling? Did you call me? And I said no,
and she said, that's so weird. Someone keeps calling and when I pick
up the phone, it's just snow. And I said, I had that
same thing happen. That's creepy. Yeah, and then I looked it up
being cool. Yeah, but it's it has something to do with like the
departed. Oh, okay, contacting. They can contact you in different ways.
I grew up in a home that was haunted. It was built by
a man named Clive, and he was married to a woman named Flossie.
That's how old this house was. That I grew up in big Spanish house
in Glendale. Well, my father especially would see Flossy because we had long
hallways. He would she was a little woman. He would see her figure
floating down the hallway. I never myself saw Flossy, but I saw Clive.
One time I came home from going out with friends in high school.
I shut the back door. I came into the den area where the TV
was right here, and there was there's a door right here that was open.
I see somebody pass by the door and I was like, Dad,
Dad, I go out. I look, I go into the kitchen.
He's not in there. The back door was wide open. I had closed
it and locked the back door. It was wide open. I saw Clive
walk by. And then you know the story about how my dad came to
me in my sleep. I swear to God that was true, and that
I don't know if that's paranormal. That's not really paranormal, and that's more
like they're good stories and I think they're comforting for people. I don't know
if they're Paranormald. You know what else I heard is a sign from the
from above is when a feather comes floating. But I've heard that too.
That happened with me and Kimbally. We went to dinner. She sits down,
a feather out of nowhere comes floating down onto the table. I'm like,
that's your mom. Here's your mom right there. I love it.
Have you real quick. I have a question. The figure your dad saw
was was this like a person? I'm always curious about how ghosts looked at
people, especially has portrayed the media. Is this a very like real looking
person or is this the kind of cliched half transparent. It was just I
he didn't say that she was transparent. It just said he just said it
he would see a figure, so it was indistinguishable. The features, I'm
guessing, so I want to see another one. They're real anyways, I
for the first time. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. When I
slept at the while House, Oh yeah, I wanted we should do that.
Oh yeah, Oh, you should do that. I'd be amazing.
Oh my god, we did that when I was with Jeff and Jaire Me
and Randy and we made it too about well. No, I wanted to
sleep next to Randy, but I wanted to sleep on the other side,
so I went to go move my sleeping bag. We were in the parlor,
sleeping on the parlor. Oh my god, it was so scary,
and something grabbed my leg and pulled me back. I swear to God.
At that point, I looked at the docent, who was there too,
because he had to sleep with us. Obviously somebody had to be there to
watch us. And I'm like, I'm out. I can't spend the rest
of the night here. I can't, so I had to leave. I
chickened out. We should reach out and see if we can do Do you
want to do it? I'd be so much fun. Oh my god,
what about the Cosmopolitan Hotel? No, I kind of will you under Way
House House is more famous. Esposally did the Cosmo Poults and that was kind
of did see anything? Well? Wayale house. A lot of famous people
slept over night the Will House. Though, let's make that happen. Okay,
maybe we can do that. Okay that you've already been all right,
I'll do that. Okay. So this is this is supposed to be.
This is the one I was waiting for. It's called thirty Coins. Is
what is this? What is this? It's a show? I believe it's
on Is this is this on topic right now? Yes? Well it's we're
talking about fifteen minutes ago. Yes, Eric kill me. Anyway, thirty
Coins check it out if you want to. Anyways, I had I've never
had what I consider a very like a deaf definitive paranormal experience. I have
one when I was probably like eight, that I thought was paranormal. I
don't think actually was. Well. But today I was sitting in bed.
This was probably a little morning. I was just kind of laying down my
phone and my bedroom door was closed and I heard the and it's an older
door. It's not heavy, but it's an older door, and the lock
clicks very discernibly like the door handle. So I heard like a kind of
click and the door just kind of moves open, and I was like Oh,
that's weird. I was like, somebody must be trying to get my
attention. I look in there's nobody there. I was like, oh,
that's strange. I was like, yeah, maybe it's the wind. And
I look back down. Probably like three seconds later, my briefcase fell over
and it was very much leaning the opposite direction on my desk, and so
it tipped all the way over, and I was like, oh, that
is interesting. And so then I think a little bit later, I go,
I go get in the shower, and again my bedroom draws closed,
and you know it's it's one of these doors. Get to push for the
lock to click, but you know when it does. When I get out,
the door was open again, not all the way, but like probably
like three feet open. I was like, that is interesting. Now normally
I would just say the wind, but it's a it's not one of those
locks that just it's not one of those doors. It just opens. And
my briefcase falling over when it was the opposite way, it was interesting to
me. Does this place where you live now have a history of this?
I don't think. So you should look into it and see if anybody has
died there. And I think it's I think it's probably nothing, but I
thought it was funny that that's something. I think we'll see. If anything
else happens, i'll let you guys know. But oh my god, really
quick, one last thing and then we'll end. We lived in a house
that was wrong. I'm not gonna say it was haunted because I never I
never saw anything. But the minute we moved into this old house it's right
around the corner. Two. We had a b infestation, a rat infestation.
We had possums that would come into the house. We had a flood
downstairs. We had a broken water maine, our full on water main,
like our all of our water. We it was like a money pit and
it was like things went wrong all the time. And Charlie's room was upstairs
and he overlooked trees. He was three at the time. We sold it.
Long story short, we sold it Da Da Da Da Da Da.
Years later, Charlie's like six and he says, hey, Mom, I
want to go back to that house where my room was in the trees and
see Paul. I'm like Paul, who's Paul? And he's like the guy
that used to come into my room with the hat. Oh my god,
I'm like, what are you talking about, Charlie. He goes Paul my
room when when I was in the trees, I'm like, oh my god,
he saw the ghost. Maybe yeah, someone named Paul was visiting my
son, my three year old sons. So creepy. I know. I
once stayed at a house this is right outside Yosemite. Was an airbnb and
it wasn't haunted, but I wish it was because it felt like it should
have been. It was one of those houses where they kept adding onto the
house. It was actually very similar to Winchester. They kept adding on but
not making sense. So there was a and there was a large living room
and kitchen, and on one of the walls was a front porch inside that
clearly had been the exterior of the house once. Oh there was even a
bay window looking into the living room from this like little smaller sitting room that
was at one point the you know, the exterior wall they built around,
and that there was some other things in the house and trying to remember there
was like a secret doorway that was in like the tightest spot you can imagine,
that led to an upstairs. Like the strangest house I've ever stayed in,
but I wish it had been haunted. I've been cool. I feel
like you're going to see a ghost someday. I don't think so. We'll
do the Wayle House thing. I know it would be all right. Hey,
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I love Are you right? No, we don't say that every time,
but I love you too. I feel very much. Kay, Now that
that's out of the way, I'm not I'm not not in a bad way.
I love you too, and I love to you too, Brian.
But you don't have to say it back because I know you won't. Whatever.
Love your podcast, Love your podcast. Oh good boy, love you
my sweet baby. It's bye bye.