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Hello, Hello, Welcome to Laura
Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane.

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Here's my co host, Eric Rimmer, and then we have producer Brian Hi

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producer Brian glad to be here.
Now, let's pause. Last time we

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were together, you guys ate a
certain something. Yep. Now by now

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the after math has happened two episodes
ago. But obviously, but yeah by

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now Thursday. Oh week Tuesday,
So today is Tuesday. Well, whenever

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you're listening, I think it doesn't
matter when a week after. Yeah,

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well, okay, we go,
let's start. Let's start again. No,

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yes, no, this is good
anyway, I don't start one week

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ago. Oh my god, I'm
taking LA one week ago. Am I

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not the boss of this podcast?
I guess not. I don't have a

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handle on it, so I don't. Okay, one week ago the one

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Ship Challenge and which I renamed the
one Ship Challenge, which turned into like

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the five Shit Challenge, Explain your
sea. No, let's say eight hours

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later, I got a text message
from here, so I went to bed.

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I woke up and he didn't have
to work today. No. I

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woke up at about three o'clock in
the morning, and I felt like someone

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had lit my asshole on fire.
And I got up and went to the

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bathroom and then I laid back down
and then I was all, oh,

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no, it happened again. And
then it happened again. Did each time

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hurt like a mother? Yeah?
I had ring sting so bad. I

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texted Laura and it was somebody just
spinning around with flames shooting out of their

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butt, and she goes, if
that's a picture of your poop. I

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didn't look at it because I was
driving to work when when he texted me

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and it showed that he texted an
image, and I'm like, oh god,

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if that image is of your poop, I will I'm not going to

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be looking at it. It was
fire coming out of someone's butt. Yeah,

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it was that. It was a
person spinning around on the floor with

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fire coming out of their butt.
Brian, did you have a similar situation?

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No, see, not at all. Actually, that's and that's exactly

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what it felt like. Anybody that, anybody that can eat an entire chip,

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I don't even know how they did
it. How come you didn't have

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that situation and Eric had it.
I'm super bad. Hand to god,

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it was awful. Okay, I
will say not that I didn't. I

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didn't have any impact. I felt
like today I definitely visited the bathroom a

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couple more times than usual. Okay, and did it feel did you feel

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like maybe forney or anything? Don't? Yeah, it felt like I said

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yesterday, if I'm going to feel
like I'm shitting barbed wi, I know

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it, and I'm fine. Yeah, well but now I'm fine. It's

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good. I got it all out. You got it all out, and

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you know what, you can thank
me for that because now you're sure room

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clean, aren't you. Oh and
I know how you love to be showroom

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clean, so you're welcome. Thank
my god. I took like a silk

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wood shower. I thought it's probably
up my back like food knows what happened?

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Oh my god, it was awful. So to anybody that can eat

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up an entire chip, good for
you. Maybe we should redo it next

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year we're eating or a half half
and half? Why don't you both?

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I shot up. I got a
couple emails saying, why didn't you do

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it? You know if you were
laughing so hard, but it looked like

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it hurt them, And I'm like, oh no, well, I can't

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handle anything spicy. I'm the most
bland person in the cant even have handle

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food with color to it. I
can't, so anyway, I just want

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to say, if I didn't already, which I think I did, thank

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you for doing that. And oh
my god, that was like major two.

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I would never do I could never
do that too. That was brave.

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We should make you do something equally
as bad on the opposite end of

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the spec, like something sour,
the sour thing. She would like that,

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I would. Yeah, we gotta
find something. I think we should

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make her eat just a bunch of
fruit and vegetables. No, why like

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make her eat tire of strawberries?
No way, dude, no way?

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Oh I'm sorry. Way yeah,
yeah, how entertaining is that going to

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be? We'll discuss pretin me.
I eat strawberries, I know for sure.

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I ate strawberries. Yeah. Why
do you think he picked straw I

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can't even make it through one.
Well, oh, well, you gots

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what container to do now? I
don't even know how to eat straw Guess

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what put in your mouth? No? I mean, do you like,

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take the thing off first? All
handle everything for you? Don't worry.

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Oh, this is gonna be amazing. You hate strawberries, I don't know.

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I really don't know. You've tried
them, right, I've tried them.

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I cannot deal with. I don't
like the way they taste a b

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I don't like the little, tiny, tiny tiny seeds on them. I

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don't like the textures or bothers me, whatever they are, I don't like

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it. I don't like the texture
delicious. I don't like strawberries. Are

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I know my daughter is like she
that's her favorite thing in the whole wide

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world. But I think I don't
eat them. I think we should give

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you all sorts of things, like
bananas. Don't I don't want to eat

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cantalope? Hello? Hell no?
Orlope? Don't you don't like cantlo Oh,

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this is gonna be amazing. I
cannot stand any kind of melon.

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Oh this watermelon. I can do
occasionally a piece of watermelon, but it

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has to be like the really really
sweet kind. If it has any kind

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of like, if if it's any
kind of not ripe, I can't deal.

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What about what about a cantalope with
like strawberry sauce? What's that?

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Oh? No, yea, we
are in a smoothie with just everything everybody

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next week, get ready? Washing
does the hardest challenge ever? Eating fruit.

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No. I can eat smoothie is
no problem. If it's all smushed

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up, I can drink it down. That's okay. But if you give

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me a fruit bowl, what's the
melon I'm thinking about? That's like green

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inside? And why would you even
eat any? Oh? I hate it?

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You are so spoiled. Godd we
are gonna, we are gonna rock

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your world. Why do you think? Why does that make me? I

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just think you're one of those people
that shouldn't be an adult yet because they

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have the food palette of a child. Oh I do. I agree with

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you there. I My palette is
very naive and it always has been.

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Speaking of children, I saw a
melt down today that had been all right,

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hold that thought because I have to
we have to get some business out

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of the way. Okay, but
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my sixty nine ish dollar outfit of
the Month, Eric Rimmer, pay attention.

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I am I had to bring up
my segment. Oh okay, so

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I do this. I try to
do it once a month. So today

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I have on an outfit that's kind
of cow girl ish. It is exactly

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seventy dollars. I will start with. This is the dress. It's a

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short dress. But here are some
pictures. There's me in the full dress.

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There's the full outfit. The dress
is from the Obi Farmer's Market.

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It was fifteen bucks. It's cute, it's sundress eat and it's red and

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it has little flowers on it.
And then the belt buckle is everything slashbacks

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in Hillcrest, you know, on
fifth That was eighteen dollars and I'm wearing

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that right now. And then the
leather belt I got it from TJ at

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this place called the Mercado Day Artists
and yas that belt leather with the eagle,

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only fifteen dollars and it has an
eagle on the side here too,

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and eagles remind me of my dad. So I love this belt very much.

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And then the shoes I got at
Posh Mark. There were twenty two

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bucks. Swade booties. Not the
best picture in the whole white world,

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but they're cute, they're like little
Western booties. And then here's the extra

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buckle. It puts it over.
It puts it to ninety dollars. But

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I got that in TJ two twenty
bucks. Isn't it a cool belt buckles?

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Anyway? Oh? No, I
see a new. I see a

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new I knew what a new?
Oh addiction o bell buckles? Possibly?

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Possibly, there are so many cool
ones in TJ. Oh my god.

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We were walking down Revolution the other
day, well because my roommate is from

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there, and a lot of times
I'll just go, we're companions. We're

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not together, but we do stuff
together. So we'll go down to TJ.

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He goes, we go down and
visit his friends, or we'll go.

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I had to have him, had
to take him down there the other

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day to get his car fixed.
He goes and gets his car fixed down

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TJ. Anything else you want to
know? Maybe? Anyway, So that

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is my sixty nine ish dollar outfit
of the week. If you want to

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lick more at it, I don't
know. It's on Laura Keane after dark

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dot com. So that's my little
host. I'm home with me. Is

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he right? He's in your crutch
right now? Yes? He he's just

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kissing my hand. He is.
He's a sweet boy. I know,

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probably smell your crotch. No,
he's showing room clean. Remember that's completely

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empty. I'm hollow. All right, So what do you want to talk

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about? What that is so exciting? So this, I don't know if

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you guys have heard this. This
is a teenage girl who's parents took away

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her cell phone. This is part
Wait, should we put this on the

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roadcaster? Okay here, let me
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it. Oh so go here,
yeah, connect it in your settings.

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You got this? You got this? Oh my god, I cannot believe

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he's need to hear this full force. There it is roadcast or right there?

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Oh there it is. Okay,
okay, right, it's not no,

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no, it disappears. Fright again. Hold on. It sucks being

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old. Why does this always happen
to me? It's only it's only to

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me. It's not showing up on
his phone. It just disappeared. Hold

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on, bluetooth. There we go
on and off. This is so entertaining.

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It is now it's right down there. Okay, now it should pair.

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Get better. There you go now, all right, now go back

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to the video. All right.
So I'm going back to the video.

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Okay, so this is I believe
she's sixteen whose parents she was being a

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brat, so her parents took her
phone away. Now that data is driving,

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the mom is videoing her, and
she's in the backseat. She's sixteen

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coming a tantrum. Listen to this. It's not coming through the roadcaster.

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There we go. I phone I
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starts. Star like yeah, shut
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fucking gold too really start, I
never get out WoT I don't get the

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fucker lock it up. I gave
my phone back. Oh that's lesson learned.

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Then I need, I need I
vote type of video I vote,

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I need, I need, I
need, I need be gonna done whatever?

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Oh my okay, God, So
that was a if I had kids

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that never, I would have left
him on the side of the road.

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That's what you were. That's why
you've never wanted kids. Oh absolutely I

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would if my kid ever acted like
that. You wouldn't that that kid was

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your kid. Oh, that kid
would never get their phone never. I

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just want to point out that that
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oh, it's not just like Oh, what the heck I've done? But

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like, you know, yeah,
that's that's a long time coming. So

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you mean that's a long time coming, meaning like she's been that bratty like

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this for her whole life and kids
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biggest bread true. True, that's
a very good point. Yeah, but

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dang so uh. I was on
a walk today because I had today off,

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yes, and coming out of a
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and a dad and the kid,
and the kid was maybe eight, little

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boy acting like that because he wanted
to stay. It must have been a

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toy store or something like that,
I don't know, And they were like,

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nope, we're going home. If
you can't behave yourself, we're going

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home. And he's like, I
hate home. It's boring. You guys

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are boring. I hate you.
I was like, my kids have never

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said f you, They've never said
bitch to me. They've never you know,

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you're my only child. It caresses
me out. They never have thrown

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a tantrum like that. I don't
ever remember them doing that when they were

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kids. If they did that when
they were too I would have just freaking

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left him there in the store.
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too, would have not put up
with that for later two seconds. Yeah,

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I don't. I don't cater to
that kind of behavior. No way,

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dude, that is too How is
she going to function as an adult?

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I know? Oh my god,
did you see the video this came

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out a while ago about the parents
that took the kid's phone away that was

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younger than that. Check and he
trashed the entire house, like took a

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hammer and oh no, oh,
knocked out pieces at the top. Oh

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my, how how could that?
Well? Killing somebody over it, Yeah,

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that's happen. Kids have killed their
parents for taking away their phone or

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something similar. Yeah, those,
I mean, that's that's a mental problem.

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Yeah, that's for underlying problems.
Yeah, for real, for real.

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But yeah, and I respect parents
that won't let their kids have phones,

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I know, I know, or
social media specially. Yeah, oh

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my god. It's so hard to
make them wait because all their friends have

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it, all their friends have one, and then then they feel weird,

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they feel like the odd one out. And but you just had to put

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your boundaries. Oh, for sure, my kid wouldn't have a cell phone

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until they were Your kid would never
your kid would not leave them. I

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didn't have a smartphone till I was
like sixteen. I really when that kid

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was in like middle school, I'd
be like, Okay, you're good to

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be on your own right now?
Did you? Were you just? I

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know in middle school? You would
dump them? So I would be I'm

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like, you can get a job
right in an apartment because voice started turning

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you the minute that kid's voice dropped
an octave, it went from daddy to

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dad. I'd be like, oh
good, okay, bye, Come you're

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a man, now get out.
Ye see, you were you wanting a

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phone? Would you feel like you
were left out because you were the only

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one of your friends that didn't have
a phone. Was that the case when

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I was sixteen? It's still like
smart smartphones weren't as wild as they were

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now where everyone has one. I
mean like everyone had one. But if

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you were a kid you did have
a smartphone, that wasn't the craziest thing

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you'd ever saw. Okay, Okay, my parents didn't want to pay for

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the data plan. You know what, guess who still pays for their kids

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data plan? Why? I don't
know, I why do I do that?

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I pay for both my kids' cell
phones still and they took off.

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Could you could you pay for my
phone too? When I when I got

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my own plan, I think it's
worth a shot. I think I was

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like eighteen and a half and I
wanted to upgrade my iPhone. My mom

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was like, well, there's still
like eighty bucks left on your phone.

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I was like okay, and I
we went to the a TD store and

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I just cut my own phone plan
and everything. Oh, look, how

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it's grown up you are. I'm
gonna text my son to night, Charlie.

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You need to get your own phone
plan. But you know too.

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At the same time, I kind
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me still feel like a mom,
you know, like I just obviously I

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feel like a mom, but you
know what I mean, Like I'm still

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kind of taking care of them.
Jay Wortzler would encourage you to cut costs.

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Oh, Jay Wartzler would most definitely
your kids are adults. In fact,

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they can pay for their own phones. Jay Wartzler from Capital Growth.

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Think who we're going to talk about
now, he told me, because you

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know it's no secret that maybe I'm
not my bank account is not huge.

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We'll put let's just put it that
way, and whenever I do get it's

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some extra. I like to send
money to my kids. I just it

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makes me happy. He said,
don't do that. Why are you doing

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Don't do that? He just said, he goes. You know, they

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probably feel bad that you're doing that
because they know you need the money.

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I'm like, I didn't even think
about that. Now I'm making my kid.

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I was just looking at that and
I was just going to reach over

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and touch it. Was it something
in the corner of my mouth? You

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was it white? Yeah? Yeah, I was just gonna reach over.

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That's the grassest thing ever. I
thin it when I see them. Oh

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my god, how did you How
did you still know I was gonna and

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how did you know that? I
just felt something looking he was staring at

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it, and I was just gonna
reach over and go like this. It's

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such a good friend for removing the
white thing from the corner of my mouth.

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I would have picked a booker for
you. You are so sweetful.

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Now let's get serious and talk about
I wouldn't even give you a pap spirits

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god, Oh my god, I'm
that would be a hilarious podcast. The

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next him to look at my private
parts. Yeah, I think he would

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throw off totally, would get near
the actual procedure. Oh close, Oh

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my god, he would. He
would. He would hit the floor.

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He would probab like I'm going to
lift up your I know for sure he

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passed out the minute that speculum went
in click click click. Oh he'd be

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gone long before that. God,
I know. Oh if I got swallowed

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up in there. Oh, I
would love to see Eric watching like a

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child, like a live child bird. Oh no, no, just absolutely

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not. How could well We don't
want to put that on our podcast.

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We could force him to look at
it. Yeah, mmm, no,

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this isn't if he was in the
room. Do we know any pregnant people

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out there? One Eric in the
room, I would pass out, I

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know because I heard. Oh,
I don't know if this is true.

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What when when you're pushing, do
you shit yourself? Yes? Sometimes?

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What you know that? No?
Absolutely no, because I had a cesarian.

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But when you're pushing, that oftentimes
happens. It's natural. I heard

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this the other day and I is
it called an appeasiotomy? Yes? Is

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that where they have to cut you
to the taint? Yeah, you know,

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prevent like a perennial tear. Yeah
no, yes, now those are

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crazy. Nope I really yeah,
absolutely freaking not. That would be harder

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than a csarian. I went through
too, cesarians and but pushing yourself.

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Wow much respect for the natural child
for sure? Yeah, all right,

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it sounds delightful. I mean cesarians
are a rough recovery too. It was,

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it was, but you know,
and I have a scar which is

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not really pretty but whatever, you
know, it doesn't matter. Anyway they

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get here is perfectly fine as long
as they're healthy. Okay. So Jay

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Wartzler from Capital Growth, Thank we
got on a really weird tantent there.

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Tangent. His mission is to help
his clients simplify their financial lives and then

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set them up to retire comfortably for
the rest of their retired life. That's

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his mission statement. He entered the
financial services industry back in nineteen eighty six,

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and he relocated to San Diego in
nineteen eighty eight to join Capital Growth

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in that's how long he's been with
the company. He's been there ever since.

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In addition to being a Certified Financial
Planner CFP, he's also a cf

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I mean a CDF a certified divorce
financial analyst, which is a great thing.

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You need a special license for that, and that is a very great

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thing to have and to be because
you take the attorney out of it,

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you put j in the you split
up your ass. It's amicably and you

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call it a day, right right, Okay, what's Jay's phone number?

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Jay's phone number? I love this
part. I know, Oh god,

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yes, I know. It's eight
five eight five five two six nine six

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zero. He likes to receive emails. I'm just saying that. I don't

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know. I don't know if he
does, but what I do know loves

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it. He is. He's a
fast responder. He is. And his

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email is jayw at Capitol Growth Inc. Dot com and Laura Kane what,

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sir, Brian? The man has
a website? Oh website, yes,

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Capital Growth Inc. Dot com.
That is correct, www dot Brian.

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That was like the perfect end to
a commercial. If you need help cutting

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off your kids financially, Jay Wetzler
is the man for you. Oh my

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god. Okay, So this episode
we're recording right now is aery this week

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right or next week? Next week? Okay? All right, so that's

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fine. Let's go on to your
We're gonna do your segment here or do

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we want to talk about you know
what, First we need to talk about

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the Steve Hartman is that was his
name, the guy that died from smash

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Mouth. Oh, yeah, little
failure. I think it was. Yeah,

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did you know that he lost like
a very young child. I think

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the I think he had like his
baby was very ill and he lost it

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it like six months. Like he's
had a sad life, like and this

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disease, this alcoholism thing is not
a joke. I knew somebody who also

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died of this. And you literally
your skin is literally yellow when you it's

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it's and it's Yeah, it's really
really sad. He's only fifty seven years

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old, so sad. I know. I feel really bad. He played

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a couple of our Jeff and Jare
events back in the day, and that's

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all I'm going to say. Let's
not speak I exactly. Some great music.

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He made Shrek a better movie,
Yeah he did, he sure did.

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Yeah, that the original Shrek.
There's only the Yeah, I don't

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think there's anything else. No,
there's Shrek one, Shrek, Yeah,

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the first one, the very best
thing ever. Shrek is a fantastic movie,

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I know. And then music is
so good. Of course, Jimmy

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Buffett, that was that was really
sad. I know which is now downtown.

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Yeah, it just opened right recently. Yeah, it just right after

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he died too. Now he died
from skin cancer, right or something a

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cancer caused from skin cancer. That's
what I've heard on the older six.

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Yeah, I mean that's not far
off from you know, people are living

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into their nineties and stuff. People
die in their eighties and seven. I

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don't know, It's just it was
towards the end of his life. It's

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just he still had a long,
happy life. He still had a lot

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of shows in him. I think, maybe I believe. But we got

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a lot of good time with them, so yeah, we sure didn't.

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Boy did he give people a lot
of joy? He did, He really

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did. Did you hear how much
Kim Cattrell got paid for the that tiny

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cameo the less than a minute?
Do you hear what it was? This

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is gonna make me sick, It's
gonna make you puke. One million dollars.

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That's how bad were we talking about. Okay, we gotta gets some

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context here. Sex in the City, remember that. Okay, there were

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four women. Does anyone watch this
show? It's now on Netflix and it

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was just renewed for a third season. By the way, it was,

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Yes, I loved Sex in the
City two. I loved it. There

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were four characters, and apparently the
three of them didn't get along with the

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one of them in real life,
and so when they rebooted the series years

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later, this one actress would not
perform with the other actresses right, So

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in order to entice her to be
in the series, they had to give

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her a million dollars for one minute
worth of screen time just so they could

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all be in the same room.
Were they in the same room or was

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00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:19.400
she? No? No, not
at all? Oh please no? Is

408
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:22.440
that going to happen to us?
I hope it didn't know it won't.

409
00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:25.720
Okay, An, have you seen
the trailer for the new American Horror Story?

410
00:31:26.599 --> 00:31:30.160
No? I don't need what's the
late actually interested in watch? I

411
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:33.279
don't. I only watched the first
and like third season American Horror Stories.

412
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:34.960
Actually don't like it that much.
Yeah, I thought I stopped him and

413
00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:38.599
to watch this. I stopped at
or Circus. I think I watched this.

414
00:31:38.759 --> 00:31:41.759
I watched the first one, think
Covenant, I think, Yeah,

415
00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:47.839
it was Murder House and then uh
Coven and then murder House is okay,

416
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:51.319
But as soon as it went into
Rowanoke, that's when I stopped because they

417
00:31:51.480 --> 00:31:56.079
got stupid horror. But it's not
horror, it's just it's just graphic like,

418
00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:59.920
there's nothing horror about. It's just
obscene. And it was just done

419
00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:05.720
the new one call. It's called
Delicate and it's with Emma Roberts Kim Kardashian.

420
00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:12.400
Oh, that's right, yeah,
and it looks spooky. Sposed.

421
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.000
I'm supposed to play on this kind
of internet phenomenon going around called the back

422
00:32:15.079 --> 00:32:19.160
rooms, and that's supposed to be
a major setting of it. What is

423
00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:22.039
this? What is this thing?
The back room? God, I don't

424
00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:23.400
even know how I'm going to explain
it. Yeah, I don't even know

425
00:32:23.519 --> 00:32:25.839
how. The back rooms is supposed
to be. Never heard of this.

426
00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:30.400
It's kind of a guess. Never
like a dark web, no kind of

427
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:37.160
thing in the Internet. There are
things called creepy pastas, which are just

428
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.079
stories people have written, short stories. They're meant to be kind of creepy

429
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:44.440
and have neat ideas about horror and
things like that, and and those are

430
00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:47.400
posted on various places. Okay,
there's some there's some very big ones,

431
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:52.519
very popular ones, and slender Man
for one. Oh into that starts a

432
00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:57.440
creepy pasta sort of short story.
Okay, so there they've become huge internet

433
00:32:57.440 --> 00:33:00.400
phenomenons. The back Rooms. That's
kind of one where the back rooms is

434
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:06.759
supposed to be a series of levels
in between reality, and they're just infinite

435
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:09.039
spaces that are kind of just weird
and spooky. So the backroom specifically,

436
00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:15.160
at least the most popular variation of
it, is this kind of yellowish molding

437
00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:19.920
office setting that's completely empty, almost
like a Macy's with nothing in it,

438
00:33:20.039 --> 00:33:23.079
but everything is old and kind of
moldy and yellowy. That is infinite and

439
00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:28.200
spans forever. So it's kind of
this oddly horrifying, like not really dangerous,

440
00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:30.799
but you're trapped there forever sort of
thing. And so is that a

441
00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:38.119
game? I mean, the initial
concept is just this short story that turned

442
00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:42.680
into like a universe of other people's
literary works that are building upon this sort

443
00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:47.359
of like you know this idea.
Have you ever dabbled in the dark Web?

444
00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:52.240
No, those are just so we're
clear that's unrelated from this though.

445
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:57.000
I know it's unrelated, but that
scares me so much. I wouldn't even

446
00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:59.319
know how. I don't want to
know how to get on the dark wees.

447
00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:04.559
You think, well, don't can't
you like sell children on the dark

448
00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:08.239
Web and like body parts and like
all sorts of stuff like that. It's

449
00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:13.440
not as crazy as you think it
is. It's all the dark Web is

450
00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:15.840
just the Internet, but it's just
not It's not where Google can find it,

451
00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:17.800
so you need a special brows are
gonna be able to find it.

452
00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:22.039
I see. So crime happens on
there, but not as not as nefarious

453
00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:27.239
or as satanic as you probably think. There's a show on Netflix called Red

454
00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:32.159
Rose. Have you seen No?
Oh my god, watch it tonight.

455
00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:38.000
It's a it's an episodic show,
Red Rose, Red Rose. It's about

456
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:45.159
a group of seniors in high school
who are graduating and this one girl is

457
00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:49.280
kind of the poor one out of
the group. And she gets this text

458
00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:52.920
message and it says, hey,
you want a friend, click this link

459
00:34:53.039 --> 00:34:58.199
or something. She clicks the link
and then chaos starts. Oh it is

460
00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:04.440
so so good Netflix, I believe
So okay, I'll look yeah Red Rose.

461
00:35:04.559 --> 00:35:07.239
Oh my god, Oh my god. It reminds me the dark Web

462
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:10.360
stuff. There's a lot of that
in there. Yeah. So all right,

463
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:15.719
do we have time to do your
segment or do you want to close

464
00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:17.360
it out? Yeah, we'll close
out of my segment. Okay, Yes,

465
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:21.840
to close out with with Brian's Bran's
Wildcart next week. We're gonna have

466
00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:25.199
a logo. Oh I love it. Yeah, this is a little segment.

467
00:35:25.239 --> 00:35:30.360
We decided that Brian should have his
own segment and he named it wild

468
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:34.800
Card. Right today is gonna be
a little less uh wild. But I

469
00:35:34.920 --> 00:35:37.719
have a question for you guys to
start it off. Have you ever had

470
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:40.760
a and we've talked about this briefly
throughout the years, have you guys had

471
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:45.119
a paranormal experience? Yes? Yes, okay, what are your guys paranormal

472
00:35:45.159 --> 00:35:54.960
experiences? You want to you go
first? When I I my father died

473
00:35:57.320 --> 00:36:06.400
and I got home the next day
and my phone ring and it was just

474
00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:14.360
static. And then I called my
mom, or my mom called me because

475
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:19.519
I had a landline at that time. My mom called me and she's like,

476
00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:22.400
are you calling? Did you call
me? And I said no,

477
00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:27.960
and she said, that's so weird. Someone keeps calling and when I pick

478
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:32.480
up the phone, it's just snow. And I said, I had that

479
00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:39.239
same thing happen. That's creepy.
Yeah, and then I looked it up

480
00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:43.719
being cool. Yeah, but it's
it has something to do with like the

481
00:36:43.840 --> 00:36:46.840
departed. Oh, okay, contacting. They can contact you in different ways.

482
00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:51.440
I grew up in a home that
was haunted. It was built by

483
00:36:51.719 --> 00:36:54.440
a man named Clive, and he
was married to a woman named Flossie.

484
00:36:54.639 --> 00:37:00.840
That's how old this house was.
That I grew up in big Spanish house

485
00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:07.440
in Glendale. Well, my father
especially would see Flossy because we had long

486
00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:10.239
hallways. He would she was a
little woman. He would see her figure

487
00:37:10.360 --> 00:37:15.920
floating down the hallway. I never
myself saw Flossy, but I saw Clive.

488
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:20.280
One time I came home from going
out with friends in high school.

489
00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:23.199
I shut the back door. I
came into the den area where the TV

490
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:28.079
was right here, and there was
there's a door right here that was open.

491
00:37:28.840 --> 00:37:31.320
I see somebody pass by the door
and I was like, Dad,

492
00:37:32.679 --> 00:37:36.679
Dad, I go out. I
look, I go into the kitchen.

493
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:39.679
He's not in there. The back
door was wide open. I had closed

494
00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:44.360
it and locked the back door.
It was wide open. I saw Clive

495
00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:47.679
walk by. And then you know
the story about how my dad came to

496
00:37:47.800 --> 00:37:52.320
me in my sleep. I swear
to God that was true, and that

497
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:54.800
I don't know if that's paranormal.
That's not really paranormal, and that's more

498
00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:59.679
like they're good stories and I think
they're comforting for people. I don't know

499
00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:05.599
if they're Paranormald. You know what
else I heard is a sign from the

500
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.840
from above is when a feather comes
floating. But I've heard that too.

501
00:38:09.079 --> 00:38:13.760
That happened with me and Kimbally.
We went to dinner. She sits down,

502
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:16.760
a feather out of nowhere comes floating
down onto the table. I'm like,

503
00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:20.639
that's your mom. Here's your mom
right there. I love it.

504
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:25.079
Have you real quick. I have
a question. The figure your dad saw

505
00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:30.480
was was this like a person?
I'm always curious about how ghosts looked at

506
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:32.719
people, especially has portrayed the media. Is this a very like real looking

507
00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:38.480
person or is this the kind of
cliched half transparent. It was just I

508
00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:43.519
he didn't say that she was transparent. It just said he just said it

509
00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:49.199
he would see a figure, so
it was indistinguishable. The features, I'm

510
00:38:49.360 --> 00:38:54.239
guessing, so I want to see
another one. They're real anyways, I

511
00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:59.039
for the first time. Okay,
go ahead, go ahead. When I

512
00:38:59.079 --> 00:39:00.639
slept at the while House, Oh
yeah, I wanted we should do that.

513
00:39:01.159 --> 00:39:04.480
Oh yeah, Oh, you should
do that. I'd be amazing.

514
00:39:04.679 --> 00:39:07.920
Oh my god, we did that
when I was with Jeff and Jaire Me

515
00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:14.519
and Randy and we made it too
about well. No, I wanted to

516
00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:17.039
sleep next to Randy, but I
wanted to sleep on the other side,

517
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:20.920
so I went to go move my
sleeping bag. We were in the parlor,

518
00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:22.440
sleeping on the parlor. Oh my
god, it was so scary,

519
00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:28.239
and something grabbed my leg and pulled
me back. I swear to God.

520
00:39:29.199 --> 00:39:31.119
At that point, I looked at
the docent, who was there too,

521
00:39:31.159 --> 00:39:35.119
because he had to sleep with us. Obviously somebody had to be there to

522
00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:40.039
watch us. And I'm like,
I'm out. I can't spend the rest

523
00:39:40.039 --> 00:39:43.320
of the night here. I can't, so I had to leave. I

524
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:45.119
chickened out. We should reach out
and see if we can do Do you

525
00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:47.119
want to do it? I'd be
so much fun. Oh my god,

526
00:39:47.400 --> 00:39:51.880
what about the Cosmopolitan Hotel? No, I kind of will you under Way

527
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:53.639
House House is more famous. Esposally
did the Cosmo Poults and that was kind

528
00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:59.039
of did see anything? Well?
Wayale house. A lot of famous people

529
00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:01.599
slept over night the Will House.
Though, let's make that happen. Okay,

530
00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:05.000
maybe we can do that. Okay
that you've already been all right,

531
00:40:05.000 --> 00:40:07.679
I'll do that. Okay. So
this is this is supposed to be.

532
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:12.039
This is the one I was waiting
for. It's called thirty Coins. Is

533
00:40:12.199 --> 00:40:15.119
what is this? What is this? It's a show? I believe it's

534
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:20.639
on Is this is this on topic
right now? Yes? Well it's we're

535
00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:25.280
talking about fifteen minutes ago. Yes, Eric kill me. Anyway, thirty

536
00:40:25.320 --> 00:40:30.679
Coins check it out if you want
to. Anyways, I had I've never

537
00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:36.119
had what I consider a very like
a deaf definitive paranormal experience. I have

538
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:37.599
one when I was probably like eight, that I thought was paranormal. I

539
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:44.440
don't think actually was. Well.
But today I was sitting in bed.

540
00:40:44.719 --> 00:40:45.960
This was probably a little morning.
I was just kind of laying down my

541
00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:51.320
phone and my bedroom door was closed
and I heard the and it's an older

542
00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:52.320
door. It's not heavy, but
it's an older door, and the lock

543
00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:55.280
clicks very discernibly like the door handle. So I heard like a kind of

544
00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:59.360
click and the door just kind of
moves open, and I was like Oh,

545
00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:00.599
that's weird. I was like,
somebody must be trying to get my

546
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:04.079
attention. I look in there's nobody
there. I was like, oh,

547
00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:06.800
that's strange. I was like,
yeah, maybe it's the wind. And

548
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:09.039
I look back down. Probably like
three seconds later, my briefcase fell over

549
00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:13.960
and it was very much leaning the
opposite direction on my desk, and so

550
00:41:14.039 --> 00:41:15.880
it tipped all the way over,
and I was like, oh, that

551
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:19.199
is interesting. And so then I
think a little bit later, I go,

552
00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:21.599
I go get in the shower,
and again my bedroom draws closed,

553
00:41:21.960 --> 00:41:22.840
and you know it's it's one of
these doors. Get to push for the

554
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:25.559
lock to click, but you know
when it does. When I get out,

555
00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:29.199
the door was open again, not
all the way, but like probably

556
00:41:29.199 --> 00:41:31.119
like three feet open. I was
like, that is interesting. Now normally

557
00:41:31.159 --> 00:41:35.360
I would just say the wind,
but it's a it's not one of those

558
00:41:35.400 --> 00:41:37.760
locks that just it's not one of
those doors. It just opens. And

559
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:40.159
my briefcase falling over when it was
the opposite way, it was interesting to

560
00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:45.480
me. Does this place where you
live now have a history of this?

561
00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:50.639
I don't think. So you should
look into it and see if anybody has

562
00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:52.800
died there. And I think it's
I think it's probably nothing, but I

563
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:57.639
thought it was funny that that's something. I think we'll see. If anything

564
00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:00.480
else happens, i'll let you guys
know. But oh my god, really

565
00:42:00.599 --> 00:42:04.679
quick, one last thing and then
we'll end. We lived in a house

566
00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:07.679
that was wrong. I'm not gonna
say it was haunted because I never I

567
00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:12.639
never saw anything. But the minute
we moved into this old house it's right

568
00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:16.119
around the corner. Two. We
had a b infestation, a rat infestation.

569
00:42:16.519 --> 00:42:20.360
We had possums that would come into
the house. We had a flood

570
00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:23.400
downstairs. We had a broken water
maine, our full on water main,

571
00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:27.920
like our all of our water.
We it was like a money pit and

572
00:42:28.039 --> 00:42:32.599
it was like things went wrong all
the time. And Charlie's room was upstairs

573
00:42:32.679 --> 00:42:37.480
and he overlooked trees. He was
three at the time. We sold it.

574
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:39.599
Long story short, we sold it
Da Da Da Da Da Da.

575
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:45.760
Years later, Charlie's like six and
he says, hey, Mom, I

576
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:49.559
want to go back to that house
where my room was in the trees and

577
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:53.719
see Paul. I'm like Paul,
who's Paul? And he's like the guy

578
00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:57.440
that used to come into my room
with the hat. Oh my god,

579
00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:02.079
I'm like, what are you talking
about, Charlie. He goes Paul my

580
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:06.119
room when when I was in the
trees, I'm like, oh my god,

581
00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:10.480
he saw the ghost. Maybe yeah, someone named Paul was visiting my

582
00:43:10.679 --> 00:43:15.760
son, my three year old sons. So creepy. I know. I

583
00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:17.800
once stayed at a house this is
right outside Yosemite. Was an airbnb and

584
00:43:17.880 --> 00:43:21.719
it wasn't haunted, but I wish
it was because it felt like it should

585
00:43:21.719 --> 00:43:23.280
have been. It was one of
those houses where they kept adding onto the

586
00:43:23.320 --> 00:43:27.760
house. It was actually very similar
to Winchester. They kept adding on but

587
00:43:27.840 --> 00:43:30.000
not making sense. So there was
a and there was a large living room

588
00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:34.800
and kitchen, and on one of
the walls was a front porch inside that

589
00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:37.079
clearly had been the exterior of the
house once. Oh there was even a

590
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:40.599
bay window looking into the living room
from this like little smaller sitting room that

591
00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:45.880
was at one point the you know, the exterior wall they built around,

592
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:47.840
and that there was some other things
in the house and trying to remember there

593
00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:52.159
was like a secret doorway that was
in like the tightest spot you can imagine,

594
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:54.840
that led to an upstairs. Like
the strangest house I've ever stayed in,

595
00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:58.599
but I wish it had been haunted. I've been cool. I feel

596
00:43:58.639 --> 00:44:00.599
like you're going to see a ghost
someday. I don't think so. We'll

597
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:06.320
do the Wayle House thing. I
know it would be all right. Hey,

598
00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:08.360
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599
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600
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601
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:17.559
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602
00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:22.639
really appreciate it. It would really
help us a lot. And with that,

603
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:25.400
I'm going to say something that we
say every time we close out.

604
00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:29.280
I love Are you right? No, we don't say that every time,

605
00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:31.039
but I love you too. I
feel very much. Kay, Now that

606
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:35.119
that's out of the way, I'm
not I'm not not in a bad way.

607
00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:38.800
I love you too, and I
love to you too, Brian.

608
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:42.159
But you don't have to say it
back because I know you won't. Whatever.

609
00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:49.719
Love your podcast, Love your podcast. Oh good boy, love you

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00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:52.800
my sweet baby. It's bye bye.

