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this, okay, So my sister has been married for twenty years.
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And we learned how to repel Dan. Ladies. My sisters call me Dan,
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I couldn't stop I could not stop laughing, I could not say it.
We used to call Tommy Lessorda the baseball player, famous baseball player.
Manager. He played, but he was more famous for being a manager and
also being a pitch man. Right, didn't he do slip slip sep fast?
That's right, Tommy Lastorta. And the funny part is in the eighty
eight World Series was on NBC, right, and so he's doing these slip
fast ads that are running to the World Series. But before before the World
Series, they do a preview show and he's eating pasta with Bob cos Well,
wait, do you got we have to play this call because there's one
part that was the same in every call with Losorta, and it was very
funny, and we were calling him, uh directly at his home, directly
at it all. Kevin is Kevin is here. And Kevin said to me,
Hey, if you're going on your Bill Moran Sympathy Redemption Tour, why
don't you come play Make Good Choices, Make Good Choices? That's right,
because I said, I've been making bad choices, Make Good Choices tour.
Why don't you come play cards with the neighbors tomorrow, And I go,
why would I do that when I know there's gonna be heavy drinking going on?
He goes, well, that doesn't mean you have to You got to
drive all the way, go right? Why am I going to do that?
I can't make good choices as I'm pouring him a drink? What time
did you start drinking for? What? Like? I walk in, your
classes are like half empty. I don't mean like half full in terms half
empty. I got to simps, Yeah, no, that's a refill,
is not? And then you said uh. And then you, Danny said,
because Laura's here, hey did you get Kevin a sympathy card? Because
the Rangers lost? But you didn't say rangers to get a sympathy card?
And Laura so sweet goes, oh what happened? I didn't know? I
know, of course you wouldn't know. How would you know? How would
you hockey? No? Will you let your kids play hockey? Are they
interested in playing hockey? They have no interests. I've taken them to hockey
games, and no interest makes sense? I think that well, no,
I think the greatest thing to do is exactly what you're doing. Expose them
to everything and let them choose every other sport. Hang on a second,
what do you mean expose? I don't mean exposed like that. I'm what
I'm saying. Sorry, You're right, He's like a spice of life.
Pill variety is the spice of life. Yes, absolutely might me. In
the break, I'll tell you about my conversation I had with the hockey mom
from Minnesota the other day. Wait, you talk to her again. I'm
still trying to get her to go. Why would you hold back? And
why can't you tell us? Now? I can't? She just she still
can't do it. But there's a lot. I want you to read it.
There's a lot in there. Can I read it on the podcast?
I don't recap what? So this woman is the woman that she was in
Colorado? No, she was from Minnesota. There was a team from Colorado
playing there. She's from Minnesota. Yeah, And so she was having a
staycation at a hotel. But she and her husband apparently had I don't know
if they were working things out in their marriage or whatever. She wound up
down on the hot tub with a couple of fifteen year old boys, went
back to their room allegedly had sex with two of them while another one either
watched. There was no sex, she says. She says she was and
I remember this became my national news. And when everywhere you called restaurant,
we called the restaurant. Were you here for that? No, but I
listen. Yeah, So we called the restaurant to see and they were very
uh, kind of quick with us about you know, Midwest, we have
nothing to say about that situation, blah blah blah. But I kept saying,
I think there's more to this story Chili's I can't. I can't believe
that that there that this is the story. So sure enough, and Kevin's
been in contact with her, uh repeatedly. So I just checked in random.
I was waiting for something at a restaurant to take home, and I'm
like, let me see if she can talk yet. I know you've been
wanting to. Yeah, get this herd side of the story. Yes,
So I just had her message and up being like a twenty five minute back
and forth conversation. Well, look, a twenty five minute back and forth.
I got length of message here. So things that she probably doesn't want
to out publicly yet she can't really say. But but here's the thing,
maybe she wants them out, but she can't say, well, the lawyer,
right, the lawyer. Definitely, it's a good point. She would
want it out. But there was a story last night that Danny and I
brought up about a Brockport six years ago, a JV coach twenty one years
old, fifteen year old. I'm thinking it's girl on girl here. We
don't know, surmising that, but she was a softball coach, right,
that's a girls team either way. I always think there's more to the story.
We're getting one side, and we're getting one side because it didn't follows
minors. So they're never going to tell you they can't. They can't,
you know. And really the question I guess any because I said I would
like to defend the twenty eight year old woman who is twenty two at the
time that is accused of this. But as Danny pointed out, the laws
of the law and he should know better, and the law's the law.
But I always go somewhere somehow, I just I hate seeing people's lives.
I know what you mean, almost for lack of a better term, and
it's not really true destroyed, right, I mean, if I remember the
woman Marla Gareki Haskins and the only reason which she would yes, because Jamison
was a baby. So we were doing the break room and I remember walking
into Wegmans and thinking I saw a celebrity and she looked at Jamison, who
was a baby, and she goes, oh my god, he's so cute.
I was like, you're Marlin groy Asians. You banged a kid in
Canandaigua allegedly. Allegedly. We don't know that that happened. So you called
me from the car. I did diy ddty. You look, this brought
up twenty one and fifteen. Aren't all that far apart her? Apart?
I mean, which is but the law and you're I could see it.
You're in charge. I could see it there as seventeen and sixteen. But
still, well, okay, So my sister has been married for twenty years.
She started dating her husband when she was sixteen and he was twenty four.
How many times does sixteen going to twenty four? Yeah? She hit
for wait for two years? How did she do that? I was her
little liar for her? Oh yeah, really yep? Wow? And then
they got you still do that kind of stuff? No no, no,
no, no, no, no no no no, no, no,
no, no no, not sixteen year olds hang on hand time out.
I want to know, do you if a girl, if if a woman
called you and said, listen, I need you to tell my husband I
was with you last night, would you do that pause? The answer should
automatically be yes, like I will before hose baby the other way around,
cover up, but like I don't think anything that stream extreme has ever like
happened. Yeah, will you hang out with some slots? I'm sure you
do. I'm not married. That's awesome. We're divorced, that's true.
But yeah, a little white lie is nothing, all right, So let's
get into some soops and hose, hoops and hopes that I think that's the
name of a new podcast that I mean hoops and host because I said to
to Laura back when I was uh with Danny on an old show. I
wanted to do the Great Wall of China. It didn't really come together because
I even got pulled into an office and told how I didn't do this and
I didn't do that, and I go, what are you talking about?
What that did happen? And this did happen? But I wanted to call
it. Yeah, it was weak management, like, why can't you We're
gonna get traded camp suit, Why can't you help us with that? Hey,
we got the bills, Why can't you help us with that? You're
gonna nit pick this one show out of a month worth of shows. Ago,
Great Wall of China, you could have done more with that. Yeah,
no, ship, Is that what I said? Yeah? That was
me. That was me almost every day, you almost every day. Now.
It's really not way cooler now. This past week I've been so up
in my fucking head. I did and just a mess. I just I
have felt the wrath of old Bill moo oh god. We all have listened
to it last night. Yeah, well, okay, did you listen to
that? Well that was twenty probably No, I wasn't even born yet twenty
five years ago. You were soul? I was. I was fourteen,
okay. And if you heard somebody was doing a sex toy drive for underprivileged
women, I would have called my mom. I would have been like you
used to fly. Imagine I've definitely lived in town at that point. She
could have been out collecting the asking one for me. We well, we
had a sex toy tester. Brittany the Psychic stripper was a sex toy tester.
Oh that's right. I used to have her. She used to in
earnest like she would actually give like and this this girl like you know,
didn't her elevate didn't go all the way to the top, let's say.
But man, she could break down. She could break down. Never dated,
she could break down a few times. Almost have liked her cue once
it's just now you're you're right. I used to have I had this thing
where I wanted somebody to be a sex toy test so this woman, so
I would get her the sex toys from I think yeah, show World.
Show World gave us the second choice. She was from tally Hoe. You
know who looks very excited by this is Laura. Yeah, they're just going
on. I would love to do somebody get show on the line. I'm
not even lying. My one of my friends last September gave me a little
vibrator and I was like, what's this from? And another one of our
friends gave it to her for her birthday and she already had that. EXIST
was like, here you go, Laura, you got hand me down.
It was in the I don't have names for him, Well, what would
you name it Kevin no idea. Remember that the old Tom Green show,
Tom Green used to punk people and stuff. So one of Tom Green's friends,
Glenn from the show, decides that he's going to buy vibrators, give
them the Glenn's or give them to Tom's grandmother. But he's gonna say they're
like kitchen aids. So she like, put these, you mix them with
the cake, and then you test them. So she's turned the five brators
on and she's stirring the batter, putting it in her mouth to test the
batter. I wish I did that to my grandma. Is like, actually,
legitimately, like he's putting it on for a TV show. He's kind
of pissed, like you did this with my grandmother. Really, my grandmother
probably do that to March at this point. Uh or she two seasoned.
I think she's two seasoned. I'm honestly, I think March is two seasoned,
which sounds terrible, thank you very much. She can pick up the
blitz, she can pick it up. I think she could figure that out.
I think she'd be a little smarter than that. But Laurie, I
want to be a sex here absolutely, here's the real thing. That I
wanted to ask you about. I see lots of pictures of you and your
new dude lately, and it seems like you guys have fallen for each other.
He's using an L word. I don't know if you've ever heard of
its four letters. Oh, I thought you meant like bringing in another law.
No, So, but here was my question, And I think this
is a very serious one and a lot of people can relate to. And
it's one I don't know about. You have kids that are young, and
how is it because a lot of times when you get separated or divorce,
there's I don't want to say decree, but there's some kind of rules in
there that you and your ex agree upon. You won't introduce the kids to
someone new until you've been dating for and usually it's six months that you did,
And so like, has it been hard? Because I've also heard of
people guys who get really jealous, like exes who get really jealous and try
to overcompensate and then sometimes get drunk and you'll get a nasty text and this
kind of shit. And maybe your husband's cool, but how do you how
do you how do you do that? How do you do that? And
make it work without making it impossible for everybody involved. So we had in
our agreement you had to be with someone for six months. He started dating
his girlfriend very shortly out of our divorce, and so I did make him
wait the six months because it was new. We were sure living in the
same home and heating. Oh yeah, but we did that. Yeah,
but you did. And so I was just so pitchy and cute. It
was very much like, let's wait until, like we're actually even in separate
households for you to like bring this new girl into the boy's life. And
then when I started dating Joe, I had asked him, like we had
been together for two months, and I asked Ethan. I was like,
look like this is something I could see, like, you know, being
long term. I would love to introduce him to the boys. Yeah,
I know that we have like the six month thing though, and he was
sort of like, I don't care, go ahead and introduce him. I
was like, well, do you want to meet him first? And he's
like, I have no desire to interview with your boyfriend, Laura. No,
But now they get along better, like they're so cool with each other.
You're an interesting study. Yeah, well, only because you really do
do things almost. I don't know if it's the generation. I don't know.
You know where you say people made fun of Gwyneth Paltrow and called it
conscious uncoupling. And I always thought, why why are we doing that?
Because it's none of any of our business. But that's a family unit that
needs to try to function right. And there's nothing worse for the kid than
to think that, well, mom hates dad and dad hates mom, and
if there's some way, and it's weird because no one knows, like,
my parents stayed together. They're separated now, but they was thirty five years.
Oh they never got officially divorced. No, my parents are now officially
divorced. When I'm saying, when I was a kid, all the way
up, they stayed together for thirty five years of marriage. So we were
all out of the house. No, just that was just it. They
never my parents never divorced into So all I remember was a family unit and
my brother and sister as well, So we didn't have that you know,
mom's house, dad's house, mom's new girl, new boyfriend or girlfriend.
Uh, you know that that sort of thing. That's that's all I'm saying,
my parents divorced when I was a year old. Yeah, so you
never knew a life without like I never had that. So that's why I
was there. Now, can I ask this is going to say? Because
I was about I was about to spit this out this way? Was there
a rotating door with guys? Really for your mom? My mom never got
remarried, but she definitely there were boyfriends. I mean guys, you know
I like, oh yeah, some lived with us at different points. Really,
she was in long time, long term relationships. Yeah, did you
ever scream at any of them? You're not my dad? No, I
called one alcoholics. Did you ever get hit on by anyone you got?
Older? Greevy Kevin's fantasy daughter porn stuck. My dad's on his third wife.
Like, wait, your dad's on his third wife. Yeah, ship,
and he would have left her years ago, but then she got cancer,
so he played together for the wait wait wait wait wait wait kids cancer
they both that's hard hard see uh you know you ever know those couples where
like they one of them gets cancer and then once they beat the cancer,
they split up? Yes, yeah, yeah it happens a lot, sure
does, because like this extra you think you're gonna die, and then you
get this extra like of life and you realize you're just sitting in a miserable
marriage. And that's sort of what I felt like. It was like,
I have so much time in life to be happy, Like, why am
I just sitting here waiting? It's a funny thing. I had an interesting
conversation today with my dad and I did say that because since you bring up
time, I always tell my sons and I said, I think it's hard
for them, and they've heard it enough since they were young to fully comprehend
when someone's giving you their time, that's the greatest gift they can ever give
you, because no one knows how much of it you have, so always
be respectful of that. My goes, well, why do you think people
charge you for their time? I go, exactly, But what I'm talking
about is if a girl is going to give you their time, if someone
wants to mentor you and give you the try to value put you try.
It's hard when you're young because you're you think it's infinite. You think there's
it will never end, This is never gonna end. It's infinite. I'm
indestructible, you know, And I got guys who are in their early twenties.
They're not thinking that way, but that that's my thing is always time
is time is such a precious thing, and when you're thinking about it,
even in marriage and stuff, what did you get? Who got an wait?
Whoa whoa whoa whoah time out? How are you? How do you
have an? Aaris? My wife? I have no idea. I thought
you had to be fifty. That's what I thought, my ex or my
wife, she said, she goes, look our a p our peak cards.
He came into. I go, wait, are what the aar?
She's only forty five. She goes, We're gonna get a ton of discounts
this everywhere. That's true. Oh no, I've got I've gotten flyers to
sign up for Okay, I won't do it. That's why I Well,
you said the time is precious. That's why I pulled that card out.
I'm like, wait a minute. It's like this car. But that's interesting
that you would see that. I've want like my time. I've got more
to do here, and you're holding me back so to speak. Where I'm
not happy? Yeah, happy, life is sure? You never know.
So how are the boys with Joe, how are the boys with your with
Ethan's girlfriend, The boys are obsessed with Joe that like I am peanuts to
them nowadays, like if Joe's over at the house, they are completely bonded.
Ethan's girlfriend is very opposite of me, where she's not like that warm,
fuzzy person, but they get along with the old No, she's just
like I don't know, but she has two kids, and my kids are
obsessed with her kids, like Camden. The other day, my seven year
old was like, Mom, I want to go to Dad's just to play
with her. Son's names are Lucas and Liam. He's like, and then
I want a whole week with you. And I was like, oh,
yeah, they want to go play with her kids, but no offense.
They want to be with me more. Yeah. Well it's a I think
it's a good thing. It's hard, it's got to be very hard.
Yeah, but we're all together at all their baseball games, like real on
Sunday or Saturday. I'm sure we'll I'll be at the ball field from nine
am until one thirty pm all together. Wow. So do you bring coffee
and doughnuts and shiit? I bring coffee and alcohol sometimes coffee. Look at
this, I'm impressed by that because it is a different world. Like I
don't remember, I had friends whose parents divorced, and it was like you
could almost feel like all the air changed. Yeah, like it was all
of a sudden, like a cold wind came in on the ninety degree day
and everybody's like, whoa the fuck. You know, there's a lot of
days I don't want to be around even I don't want to talk to him
or anything, but like if the kids are around, yeah, I'm gonna
treat him with respect. And you know, what's your kids? The kid's
good examples. Yeah. See, growing up in a small town, I
don't know if you went through this, but I went through this where my
father and mother like were another like the third generation in the town, so
they knew everybody who was also a parent. They all went to school together.
So when you had friends whose parents were divorced, my father and mother
could give me the entire backstory as to why who they dated. Hey,
you remember you know mister so and so. Yeah, they used to date.
That's why they're together now and blah but what high school and blah blah
blah. They could break down the entire reason why the each one of my
friend's parents were divorced. That's why he leaves. Yeah right, it was
funny. My brother's going through it now, he goes. Man, he
goes, I can't even hang out with these people anymore because I can't do
it. He goes, That's all they want to do is just drink.
Yes. Yes. Last Saturday, literally, Joe asked Ethan because we had
the zooblation fundraiser on Saturday night. And Joe goes to Ethan. He's like,
what is this thing that we're going to tonight? And Joe wait,
wait, wait, wait, time out, hold on, hold on.
So this is for the Seneca Park zoo. I saw a picture of you
and Joe, your ex and his girlfriend were there as well. No,
no, why would Joe call Ethan and ask about zuebalation. We were all
at baseball game and Ethan and Joe were sitting there talking and Joe was like,
how weird is that for you? It doesn't bother me, It doesn't
bother me at all. Like, yeah, I upgraded a lot. So
okay, all right, I wonder if Ethan ever he wanted to listen.
My mind goes to the worst place possible. I wonder if she does this
for him. Oh, I'm sure he does not. Sure he does not
does not think that doesn't listen to the show. Oh oh you're thinking sexual.
Yeah, like no, not compare notes. I'm just saying your husband
may remember something and then think, I wonder if she does that for him.
Oh, I don't know, probably, but so anyway, so Joe
asked Ethan. He was like, what is the zuebalition fundraiser? Like my
whole the whole Wilbert family goes where they were like a crowd of thirty and
Ethan's like, it's like a pretty fancy thing and Laura's whole family always gets
trashed and makes sense. It makes a scene. Son, doesn't my mom
get drunk on Like the very first hour, people are like walking please zero.
Oh. I thought she was going to say her mom flashes a line
the way you went like this, I thought, for sure, real mom,
like this real house moms off exactly exactly. Well just interesting. I
just think I think there's a lot of people that can relate when when you're
trying to do what you're doing and just keep it respectful and away from the
kids. If there's any arguments, right, Yeah, do you ever do
you know any kids who ever talked to parents into getting divorced? No,
I do. I know a couple who, Yeah, a couple of whose
kids were like, hey, mom and dad, listen, you guys might
just want to split up because you guys are always fighting, You're always hard.
Were they kids kids? They were about their teenagers. Yeah, the
teenagers, like they were together for years that all of a sudden she got
cancer. So she beats the cancer, and then the cancer has a chance
of returning, so they put her on this drug. I mean you may
have heard of. It's called tamoxifen, and they call it the divorce drug
for a reason because the people who take it end up going crazy. And
that's kind of what happened in this situation. I'm not judging. I'm just
being just repeating when I was told and the kids were like, hey,
mom, dad, one of yous gotta go. We don't care who somebody's
got to go. I had some people like when we announce our divorce,
say like thank you for doing it now, instead of making the kids witness
like an unhealthy marriage. Yeah. So yeah, yeah, yeah, I
hear you. On that one. I hear you on that one. All
right, we'll take a moment when we come back. A way women can
manipulate a guy. Oh, yeah, way women can manipulate it. Yeah.
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I should play this song. I never heard it, barb, Why would
you? I'm saying, why would you? By the way Barbara starts,
it has a very sultry talking voice. Yeah, I got this thing for
that. Yeah, I know, for women's voice. Oh yeah. He
off to meet the puts his hand up to cover Dustin Hoffmann. So I
gotta I have to bring something up here that is maybe a little uncomfortable for
people. But I was talking to somebody at this table today and they said
to me that that when people call them a certain name, like if a
woman says it, it bothers them the wrong it rubs them the wrong way.
That's not it's not see now, wait, hang on, hang on,
time out. You just fucking hit the nail on the head. He
said, don't ever call me keV. I don't want it. So I
called him keV. She calls you keV. Do you ever call on it?
Now? He would it was Danny. I'd backhand, all right,
but Danny said, it's my pronouns. Danny goes. He goes, look,
you have called me. I do call you Danny. I don't know
why, but but people call me Billy. Well a lot of guys.
Yeah, I've called you Danny. My mother dan, he said. He
goes, I don't know why. It always like bugs me. It's like
weird. But it's not your fault, tho. It's not her fault,
your fault. And I got it home to my wife. But when a
woman does it, because why So I brought to my wife and I said
to what I just told you, Like Laura keeps calling me Danny, and
I cringe when she does it, but it's not her fault. And then
I came up with the epiphany today. It's because every time I've been called
Danny by a woman who is not my mother, not my grandmother, or
my aunts or any family members, like my sisters call me Dan. My
wife calls me Dan. But at the end of the day, every woman
has ever called me Danny. Has always wanted something, they've always want It's
a form of manipulation. So my ex wife, which she would call me
Danny, she wouldn't call me Danny directly. She would refer to me while
in my presence going, oh, Danny will take care of it. My
cousin, my girl cousins, and my uh that ex girlfriend that you know
well who was in radio. When she wanted something like alcohol or food delivered,
it would be Danny would do it. Danny would take it, and
it would it would get on my nerves and it finally like Dawn dom be
today. Why why because it's a form of manipulation. Manipulation. So here's
my question taken away from Laura Giant passed. Because everybody in this room calls
you Danny. No, no, no, no, no, I've never
never by the way, don't have an issue with guys doing it for some
reason. Yeah, it's always been associated with women in my life who've tried
to get something from me from No. No, no, no, she's
not, she's not. Do women do that? You're better have just taking
the bridge. So do women do that? Is there like a name like
let's say, with Joe, do you go hey Joey. Oh no,
no, that would be kind of gross, right, that would be gross.
But is there something did you do anything with Ethan like oh, Ethan
will do that? Or was there something? Because I think Billy has been
used almost the same way as Danny at times. But I'm so dumb and
I will always like my head would just be like, well, I guess
I'm getting some later. I don't think it's the name like I think it's
if you do like that soft touch on the arm. Oh is that the
thing? Yeah? To me, the name is why I call you Danny.
I think it correlates to the first Daniel that I was close with in
life was Danny. So we all call him Danny in here too. Yeah,
that's what you call Kevin, Like I have a cousin Kevin then I'm
really close with and I call him keV. So that's why I call Yev
Like. I just think it's sort of a correlation if you want to manipulate.
I mean, it's just it doesn't matter the name. It's like,
let me ask you this. But it was belittling in a way in a
sense, Well, because you're so goddamn said, because you've been your entire
life, you've been Seriously, I think you've picked on always. You're trying
to say, did you does he do you have bruises on your own from
what? I don't know what this is from. I think it's from have
you been being abused at home? I was just gonna safe and I don't
know where this came from. My hunch is I have this hose for like
my my sea pap, and I wonder bruise yourself on a sea pap.
That's the only thing I can think of. I don't remember. I don't
remember like hitting it or nothing. I know. I can't think of anything
else. I have no idea why I have this bruise. At least you
know he can't commit suicide. SID figure it out, all right. So
Laura, now here's the thing that how can a guy manipulate a woman like
get her to do sort of what he wants? Is you're saying, like
the soft touch on the arm, or you know, are there are looks
that a woman can give you. I mean, I'm a sucker. I
am a complete sucker if it comes to a woman. It's one of my
biggest weaknesses and if some chick kind of bacheized, because would you have,
I would be like done. I'll give you a story from when I was
nineteen years old that I used to work in a deli and it was one
of these first kind of fancy would be like a mini Wegmans, but it
was downstated. It was called Adam's ferrykor Farms, and they even had the
high end coffee shop, and then there was the higher end deli where you
could get these specialty meats and things. And I worked in there and I
remember I had this you laugh, but it was a rayon shirt. Was
like this all solid color rayon button down shirt. He had to wear an
apron. And at the time, I'm nineteen, I'm going to a community
college because my father knew I would drink my way out of any four year
institution and told me, you get one shot of my dime. I'm doing
that. I'm getting into radio and I never wanted to be home. So
I found this gym, and my favorite kind of gyms in the world are
not the name brand gyms. This is a gym that there was duct tape
on the bench press and it was an old bag in the corner and it
was just guys who were there just to work out, and so I was
I was just lifting a lot of weights and stuff and this woman comes up
and she had to be single, and she was probably older than me,
and older than me thirty five sounded ancient at the time, right, so
maybe she was I don't know. And she said to me, this is
how dumb guys are, But I think I would. I would be this
dumb at fifty two as I was at nineteen, if it happened. She
said to me, uh, do you swim? And I said what.
She goes, Are you a swimmer? I said, uh no. She
goes, oh, because you have this V like your back is a V
goes like this and I go, uh no, But I lift weight and
my buddy fucking lost it. No, I was standing in this shirt.
But the shirt was like very ray is very clingy. It's very clingy.
And I and I was way better shape than I am now. And I
was probably just as tall as I am, but put me at like,
you know, one hundred and eighty five pounds and it's mostly muscles. And
so I was the model for Joe Waders right to so, so the thing
was. But if I had that today, if a chick came up to
me and I had a couple of cocktails, she goes, are you a
swimmer? And be like, you know why because you have that V shape?
Like suckers speaking of me? Fucking finally to the bar with you and
I so we can watch out for the ceiling. But I'm just wondering,
like, if what what how does a guy return that to a woman.
Like, let's let's say you get divorced. You were dating right a little
bit. You even talked about it. Yeah, what what? What is
the what is the pickup line? The thing that would make you fall?
You're from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see. Well, God,
that actually could work, I think honestly, if it's delivered in a funny
way. Are you feeling right? Are your feet tag girl? Because you've
been running through them, Matt all day. I've never gotten any of that.
You like confidence? Yeah? I like the confidence, like, you
know, just the directs coming up to you and baby, I'm sorry,
it's not dating. Jesus. That Joe guy, he could, he looks
like he could. You know, he's just totally like a crooner, like
yeah, hey, baby, I'm sorry, but the but to manipulate a
woman, like what does a guy like what would Joe need to do to
sort of get you to bend his way? And don't take that the wrong
way, Kevin police that way. I know exactly what you're Yeah, okay,
I really hope he's listening. Yeah, me too. But you know
what I'm saying, just what is it or or anything that that can get
a woman to sort of you know, how do you do it? Because
I think you have to talk differently to a woman, like if I Danny
has talked about what a complete asshole I was back in the day. He
talked about you you were making fun of what. I would walk into a
meeting and go, the fuck you're gonna pick on this one thing? And
well, like the meeting would start and we'd all be sitting down and the
program DIRECTORID be standing up, so he sits down. He gets us sit
down. He stands up to maintain the power because he learned that it's some
uh some business book. But we get the entire like podcast recap of our
meeting after the meeting, like that, we have a meeting about ourselves to
talk about the meeting we just had. But here's the thing. What I'm
saying is my my my thing is I used to be more so super direct
and super that, and I think there's a different way to talk to women
that they actually hear. Love directness, like if directness in it, but
tone is a big guy. Yes, if I were sitting at a bar,
if I were out to dinner with some of my girlfriends, like,
and some guy came up to me and was like, I can't help but
notice you you are beautiful, and I would be I would love to buy
you a drink, like you know, I think that is the best way
for any guy to hit out a woman. Someone hand Laura and Napkin is
a little wet. She's but like, I mean, I think it is.
It's gotten to be the confidence and like. But but take it away
from that with a guy dating. Take it to like in a relationship,
how does a guy like because if you go to your husband or boyfriend and
like, hey, Danny'll do that, and Danny kind of cringes. But
there's if I heard Bill do that, I'm almost like honored. I'm like,
oh, yeah, of course I will. But the but you say,
touch the arm that sort of soft thing. Oh how does a guy
what is the version of that to a woman coming up behind them? Oh
yeah, if I'm like making coffee or like doing like cutting vegetables for dinner,
Oka and Joe were to come up behind me, I'm like, oh,
yeah, weaken the knees. Weaken the knees. And so if he
says ya, hey, listen, I want to go, I'm gonna I'm
going to go play eighteen holes Saturday mornings, so I'm going to miss the
kids baseball game. That the way he should deliver that news. I'm trying
to think of something that what may normally irk you. Okay, this is
do something helpful around the house first, Oh chure play? Yeah, sure,
okay, service acts of service. Yeah, I came home. I
came downstairs last night from putting the kids to bed, and he had done
all the dishes. Like if he were then to turn around and be like,
hey, I want to go and do something holy random like, I
would have been like, okay, like thank you you helped out right now,
but yeah, okay, I paid the tax. What were you doing?
You were going crazy over So there there's a there used to be in
these memes that went around. They're probably still around where guy's dating a woman
who makes money and he's broke, or he's he's underemployed. Right, And
they show the woman in the line at like a fast food restaurant or at
a mall, at a checkout counter and she pulls out her card to pay,
and he's got his hands like hey baby, like he's kissing her from
behind in other words like thank you for paying this bill that I can't afford,
being my sugar mine, right, And it's and it's like cringe because
they show several pictures of this, like, oh my gosh, I hope
I've never been that guy because I've been broke, but I've never like,
would you like to take this one AARP card? Carry sugar mama? No?
But when I do the dishes, that's so that works out. Well,
yeah, of first you have to find it. I'm not I'm not
a ball breaker. I'm not getting hit. I can't explain. All right,
Well, I think we have to get to the uh. I think
Joe already wrote to Laura saying that what are we two minutes into the show
before and you're already talking about vibrators yeah he did two minutes and what did
he say? Well, wait till last episode three here when we escalated to
uh and segment three to leslie past vibrators to what I don't know two minutes
in and talking about vibrators, we should all we said was like if you
well, I was Danny brought up the fact that we used to have a
sex toy Tester, and then I said, Laura said I would do that.
He knows I would do that. Yeah, yeah, do you have
a favorite toy you do? Like legos? Is it just it's like one
of the nowadays it's really popular. It's like a sucker. Excuse me,
wait this thing like no, it's like it stimulates or it sort of is
like oral. It's like, yeah, oh so instead of a vibrator,
this is a suck machine. One of my friends recommended it to me.
Really, who's the really is this what chicks talk about? Oh my god,
me and my girlfriends talk about all the time. I'm the only one
who's talking about it in public, but they won't talk Oh yeah really yeah,
well yeah, polite society, you don't really talk about stuff like that.
Well, I understand that, but I'm just saying like, it's an
interesting thing that women would talk about toys, because I don't I mean,
I don't think guys even I don't think they talk about one guy may go
so horny it jerked off three times and nobody looked. Maybe in junior high
or high school, I don't know about you don't hang out with friends of
mine. Everybody used to break about his sex wing. Oh really yeah,
well, because you guys right to your buddies sexually. We were moving him
and is now wife, and they had this one and not end table but
like nightstand. Yeah, like, yeah, we need you to take this
one because we don't want my mom or my dad to absolutely drop it or
open the drawer. So I'm what was in it? All sorts of crazy
really, all sorts of Well. We had a kid in college that had
all kinds of crazy stuff. He had like all the toys, he had
handcuffs and all this stuff. So whenever he was gone, we used to
go up there and take a look through everything. We'd be laughing. I
think that somebody may have had dildo fights because there was like, don't I
remember like in college and the dormance powder two years ago, I was talking
to someone and we were on the phone and he's like, what are you
doing? I was like, wait what yeah? Wait wait wait you were
pleasuring yourself on the phone with someone. No, I was on the phone
with him, talking with him, and he's like, what are you doing.
I was like, oh, nothing, He's like, well, what
are you doing? I was like, do you want to know the truth?
He was like yeah. I was like, I'm wearing out all the
old sex toys I used with my ex husband. She's like, wow,
oh you were How many were they? Were there? A lot? Yeah?
Is there more than just like I just thought a vibrator was the only
one. You used? Cockrings? Oh? Yeah, never used one?
But never never did, never did? I mean there's so many things.
Yeah. Did they work? Yes? Well the cock ring would do what
like extend the like around the mail and then it vibrates, So yeah,
yeah, gotcha. Would you ever attend those sex toy parties? Like they're
like level marketing? The party I went to? You? We went to
one with my buddy. You did the drawer? Oh? Really? Yeah?
And how weird was it? Were there swinger couples there? I don't,
I don't know. I was drinking honestly, I think Carrie might have
hosted one there, buddy, I have no idea. You don't know the
toys. Toys, all right, yeah, toys. It enhances the moment,
that is all I'm saying. It's like creams. There's flavored who whoa,
whoa whoa whoa whoa what creams? Yeah, and flavored loubes. Okay.
I did a girl who actually was into that really, And uh,
I was using the bathroom and all of a sudden I had to get something
out of the listen cab and and I see this bottle of lube and it
says, shout when you're out call Karen at five eight five. Oh my
gosh, that is hysteria. I go, I go, I go,
I asked her. I go up, So I go, I go what
is this? And whose Carris goes, Oh, that's my consultant. That's
what they call like sex toy consultant, lube consultants. It's part of a
pyramid. Somebody sent me an article the other day about the choking Danny and
how it's bad, like people are you shouldn't do it. Yeah, no
kidding, because people are like, uh, it's like you gotta go light.
Yeah, lightly on this, lightly on the sides. It's just a
little pressure. I'm like, what, No, yeah, I think it's
just a little pressure. But I forget now the article seems to have disappeared.
I was looking for that. I should have printed that out. But
it was a whole article on how excessive like people are squeezing too hard.
You turned to Lenny from of Mice and Men and it's some people are getting
some serious. Do you want me to see if I can book one of
these pure romance ladies to come in and romance to a demonstration and maybe a
sales pitch for the you know what they can then I have to be here.
They can have a COVID ghost bill fied. Maybe you make I would
I wouldn't be happy to do that. I would be happy to do that.
A build Oh, will get you a build with the flame with the
flame, No, I don't want flames down a message. Here's what I'm
thinking. Here's what I'm thinking. We make a replica of me and you
get a BUILDO and every vagina just tried up like the Sara. I was
say, what do you get two firs? Maybe if that's what it takes,
If that big whar. Yeah, it's just a little thing. The
other thing, too, is like, if you're going to rate something one
start of five star, we gotta come up with a term like star to
rate each product. What would you call it? One flame? Yeah,
three flames? Yeah, one flame to three flames? I like that,
yeah, yeah, But I like the build O party. We have a
Buildo party and you're invited. I wonder if we could do a whole podcast.
Can you get a bunch of women? Yes, we should take because
should we take the podcast on the road for this one? And I'm not
a big fan of taking the podcast on the road. I just want to
out now, over the past year and a half, these guys know,
Kevin's gotten the ear folds of Well, we've done it at Gregs. How
about sex party at Greg's man cave? All the ladies can come? That
makes me uncomfortab at Greggs. Why wouldn't we go? Why wouldn't we go
to where the live? Yeah? Why don't we go to Slutville? Might
get something on you. You're not gonna get any idea a Gregs. That's
true, that's true. You're right, except Pepperoni and Sauce, which by
the way, is a great toy, yes, that you can buy collection.
But I think this is a good idea. Yeah, yeah, I
think we have what is it called again, pure romance? But that's not
pure romance. It's pure lust, isn't it pure? Just get me off?
They called marital aids. Here's two logo ones you want to call on
next break? Uh? Yeah? Sure? Yeah? And how where did
you find these people? Just googled sex toy parties. Oh, sex toy
parties. Yeah, and it came up. Well maybe and I think your
romance? Should we try to call them on the podcast? Yeah? Why
not? Yeah? Yeah, it's something up. I went to one like
twelve years ago for a bachelor atte party. Spent a lot of money.
Do you get tax Huh? Did you get the dick tas? No?
Candies make them Penis macaroons for you know what I'm serting to sweat, Yeah,
getting No, we're not going to do you have a cool down solution?
Cool? You can jump in my pool afterwards? Right, Well,
how do I think you know what's gonna happen naked in the pool. There's
a lot of skinny dipping going on, a lot of skinny dipping Danny the
face. I like this. I kind of like the idea, though a
little bit. You know they have maybe they have an AARP discount. Oh
my god, give yourself a heart attack ten percent. What do you mean
yourself a heart attack? Get off too hard? Uh? Oh, that's
a myth. Well, if you're in, I'm coming and going at the
same time. Man, it's only if you take two viagra tablets. Let
me tell you something. A friend of ours, a friend of yours of
mine, okay, friend of yours of mine, recently was supposed to be
doing some work for somebody, okay, and I showed up later or whatever,
and the person was giving him some ship and he goes, you know
who it is? Yes, heyme on, heme on. I took two
viagara out of my head, just killing me today. That's not a young
fella. No, like young fella. You don't want to be doing that
somebody. That's not somebody who should be doing that. Well, you know
what I know. I know the story of a guy who died doing right
well, too many viagra. Yeah, yeah, you can die. He's
with his mistress, gets your blood out and then you get you can get
that. It's it's not a sex pill to help you last longer or whatever
and get strong. It's just it's just to help you get an erection.
It'll help you last longer. I have no idea, but I tell you
that I have no idea. Do you like the generic brands Billy with your
insurance, you might qualify definitely from Mexico. All right, we'll take a
break. When we come back, we will see if we can call the
sex toy. We'll play the Tomyls sorta call yeah, and we still have
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Uh. So we're talking about having a buildo party where we would have like
a sex toy party. It's pure romance. Is that what it's called?
Kevin? Yes, okay, and Kevin's giving me two numbers. Is this
Carissa? What's the last name? Uh? It looks like Qutie you tie
Taya Kataia and Jenna Pilano I think so, yeah, all right, Jenna
Pilano. I don't know I knew him, Bruce Pilato. That's the name
on the on the What the bottle that life was was Jenna Pilato. Yeah,
oh, we're calling Jenna Plata. Then we gotta wait, what bottle?
Can we have contacts? We talked about I like bottle he found the
lube Bodi he found that said when when empty? Oh yeah, we definitely
need to call Direction said when's not here? And if the name is Jenna,
maybe we can get Greg to come. So I didn't say Greg.
That's Laura care of billified bel box. I didn't say it, Greg,
I didn't write it. I didn't say it. Let's see you right now
and see what happens. Calling her blind? Do you think she'll answer I
found your name on a bottle of lube. If we don't get her,
do I go to the other one? Oh? Yeah, I don't believe
a message anyways. Yeah, you know an answer? You don't know that.
Probably should have texted both of them. Oh is that what we should?
I think we have a message? Is there a be pretty there?
It is? Hey, Jenna, my name is Bill Moran, and we
are on our podcast right now, and we were talking about having a a
party, a sex toy party, romance party, pure romance party, and
we were wondering and we found your name and then somebody said they they've seen
your number before on the side of a bottle in case in case you run
out, or before you run out a call. But anyway, it reached
me back to the number. I don't want to say it over the podcast,
but it should show up on your phone because we'd love to at least
have you on to discuss this. That's all all right, goodbye? Should
I try the other lad? Just give it a shot, you think,
so why not? Yes, she calls back and can conference them who's got
higher sales? Who? Yeah, it's a weird thing because because I would
think like Adam and Eves got the the lock on this, don't they.
We should probably also make sure that somebody says something so it doesn't sound like
three perverts. Oh you mean Laura. Oh maybe Laura needs a message and
not me. Is that what we're saying. No, just it's not three
perverts talking into the microphone. There's a woman here too. Yeah, Hello,
is this Carissa? Yeah, hi Chris. My name is Bill Moran,
and I'm I'm calling you from my my podcast. And we were talking
about pure romance parties and we did a search. We did a search and
your name, your name and number came up. So is it okay to
talk to you? Sure? All right? So we were thinking, like
we'd like to have a party, but I don't know how this all works.
And our friend Laura is on the podcast tonight and she and she was
she was saying that she's been to these parties before and she would host it
at her house, but we would do the podcast from there. But we'd
like to call it the build O party, the build O Yes, I
do those parties. So our company used to be women only, but we
recently changed it and men are allowed at the parties to four. All wait,
I have a question. Why what was the policy? Why was it
women only because it's too intimidating to have guys there. You think it went
to make women feel comfortable and safe. One in five women have been sectually
assaulted in their lifetime. So yeah, so it was to make them feel
comfortable and safe. Unless you identified as a female, you couldn't be there.
But now we change it and all genders are welcome. We've been the
parties in the past where it is both husband and wife and it's got to
come a couple. Couple. Well, but that makes sense. Could tell
you the truth. Most of the guys need a little lesson so they should
be comfortable. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, wait to play a
game. I gotta play a game. We gotta play a game here real
quick. Christ All right, Danny, what side of town do you think
she lives on? Since I'm gonna say west side, she's a west side
or Kevin, I'm gonna say east sider, but born on the west side,
born on the west Side, Laura, do you have a guess.
I'm gonna say she's out in like Canadaguadaigua area. Okay, I'm going more
fingers. Why why do you say that? Why do you get the Finger
Lake? I think I know why people let her answer Danny Jesus, Danny
emphasist, Danny. I don't know. I just I feel like if you
are located in the Finger Lakes region, she could serve a whole many areas.
Oh yeah, with our needs. I was wondering if you were saying
finger Lake fingers, Dan, why did you say that? Because Cande with
the houses are more expensive. You need a second job. I'm gonna I
was getting an east side vibe as well for some reason, I'm thinking but
I'm thinking more Penfield Webster. No, there's only one. I'm a Westsider.
I'm in Greece, of course, the grease got it. Yeah,
I'm for that above ground pool. That's not very nice there. People are
cool, that's right, that's right, all right? So how do we
do this or how do we book one? And what do we have to
do? Does it cost money? What's the store? No, it doesn't
cost money. So we just took a date that works for everybody. You
invite all your friends. I come, I bring my goodies, I do
my demo, and then people get to shop after your demo. Yeah,
like I have a whole demo of You're gonna you're gonna touch things, you're
gonna field things, you're gonna smell things, you're gonna taste things. How
long have you what's that smell? I've been doing this since twenty nineteen because
I was telling you guys that I went to one of these parties, but
it was back in like two thousand and fourteen reports, Yeah, twenty nineteen,
and so our sales blew up during COVID. Yeah with that home I
got divorced and definitely expanded my vibrator connection. Wow is this Yeah, we've
got to take a date that works best for everybody. Where's the party going
to be? Like, what what part of town? Webster? Webster?
Okay, we come off to Webster. Sure, yeah, so but we
need to set a date that works for everybody. What we can do We
get you to come up on the show some night too and talk about your
business. Yeah, walk outside of the party. Yeah, Okay, that
works. Yeah, but that the studios in Fairport. Can you did your
You might need to get a Jet Blue flight or something. They let me
in a lot of her In all, I'm also a travel agent, so
I have access. I saw all the things that bring you pleasure. That
is, Do you fly with your vibrator collection? Yeah? Absolutely? Absolutely?
Question, Yeah, it's a loaded gun. For godsake, I don't
think it absolutely if you do. If you do, never put it in
your check bit. If you have to clear on your carry on, why
you carry on Because they have a lithium battery in it. They're rechargeable,
so they can't It can't be checked under the luggage. But also people have
had them stolen out of their checked eggs. Gross, right, but they
have Sometimes I think there's a bomb of something starts vibrating under the plane.
Yeah, excuse me, folks, we got to make an emergency landing just
to do the daily show. All right, this is a totally un start
good call. Right, well, it was a totally unexpected thing for me
as well. Isn't that great? We do seat of the pants here?
What's your biggest sellar? Can you tell us what the biggest seller is?
Actually, our biggest sellar is our shave creams shaved cream? Yeah, can
they change shave home on a second? Now, because this is the question
usually these these are things. Are they are you primarily selling to people who
are using them solo? Or are you using them as a couple because I'm
thinking there isn't a woman that would want a man with a razor near her
nether region. So I'm thinking right, because well, I nicked my neck
when I shave. I can't imagine the second of a sudden you know,
we have actually eighty percent of our product is like a bathroom beauty line.
There's shaved cream, there's body oil, stuff like that, lotions, but
then we have the lotions and potions, and then we have the bedroom accessories
too. It's is twenty percent. But most of my client tell us women,
but I have a mix of single women, married women, so all
the above. Okay, all right, well answer but the shave cream.
But then we yeah, why the shave Why the shaved cream? Do you
think that's the biggest seller. It's our most popular shave cream. It's called
Kouchie and it's our conditioning shave cream, and it helps protect against razor burns,
bumped and grown hair. We have it for men too, right,
So I always tell my ladies at the party, if your partner's a male
and he's not manscaping, he should be because nobody likes to eat a sweater,
right right, yes, yes, yeah right? But the yeah,
yeah, it's called couchie cream. Yeah, yeah, cuchie cream. And
that's our shaving cream. Well you can shave your legs and stuff with that.
Yeah, you can shave anywhere with it. Yeah. Absolutely. Are
you a married woman? I am eighteen years, we've been together. All
the products he us. Yeah, I love that. There's a penis extender.
I'm out, Well there is, that's brand new. I'm on your
website. What is extender? It goes over your It goes over yourself and
gives you length, and girls go, oh my god, it's like a
sleeve. Yea god, damn it. I was ever asked to put that
on leaving before. Do you want to contact me off the podcast to set
up a date and time? Yeah, probably better to do it off the
podcast. Yeah, perfect, Okay, I'll send you a touch on my
phone here in a minute and we'll set Okay, all right, okay,
okay, all right. The bay Wow. All right, how's that?
Wow? Now we're on now I want I would like to ask a question,
Daniel, Okay, will your wife attend this part? Absolutely? She
would down there. I'm so happy, Kevin. Will she leave? Yeah?
Will she be on the podcast that night with us? What's she doing?
I don't know? Yeah, I don't know. All right, Okay,
alright, I'm not sure excited all of a sudden, now I'm uncomfortable.
You know, we're gonna get it. You know who we're gonna get
a text message from. Make sure he's invited, don't you? Mark Kilman
and probably Doug. Yeah, that's where I was gonna go. Actually,
no, Marks, I think, yeah, that's Laura's shorehouse. And then
that's fine. Don't say that. Oh my god, it would be hilarious.
I am so far this all right? Well, there you go.
I for some reason, all of a sudden, I'm like, oh sure
if this is a good idea, all of a sudden, len too too
much? What do you? What are you making a face over there for?
No, I'm just saying I can I said it yet it? Yeah,
show up, bring the mics and the bottle of wine. You're you're
in a that's it. Forever Summer. It's the it's my favorite rose for
summer, so delicious wine. We had the wine summer Forever Summer. It's
called Heard. Yeah, it's really good. And whispering Angel last night.
Yeah, is it a rose? Yeah, I've had that too, it's
not bad. I think I had that at JoJo's once. Yeah, I
think they had it there. Not that I'm sipping roses around town at all.
And me and Danny are straight. We didn't get right. Yeah,
that's right. It's a pair Asian pair the Cucci. Speaking of laughter and
things. Last night we went back. I played a tape from twenty almost
twenty five years ago, and it happened to have a kid being across the
street at the Landing in Fairport, and then we're in packets Landing, but
across the street is called the Landing. He was there collecting sex toys.
Look at that. It's just come full circle full. Like I said last
night, not much has changed in twenty five years. But then Danny said
to me, we used to make calls to Tommy Lesorda. He was the
baseball manager. He was the slim, fast guy. Right. Yes,
he did some other commercialshere. He was a personality, he really was.
And you had his phone number and we would call him and we would wait
till eight o'clock our time, so it was fiving him in La and we
would call him and he would answer and his TV would be blaring sometimes and
all this stuff. Well, in this particular piece that Danny sent me,
it was me a woman who's been on this podcast, Alex. She works,
she's a freelance producer. Now she's actually doing a Netflix show right now.
She was at Tarik Hill's house yesterday because of this podcast. Oh wow,
we gave her that storyline. Yeah, the Robbie and Rob Robbie chosen
Anderson. Robbie Anderson said he was part of the Miami Dolphins and it got
back to Tarik Hill and now he wanted to be part of the show because
his wife or a friend or something. But that all came out of this
party. Do you want to stay together, you better get me on that
show. She sent me a picture of them going to his house where he
lives. He lives in the same building as Lionel Messi and all these other
people down in Miami. And there is an elevator for your car that takes
you up to your floor. You drive in the garage, get in the
elevator and it takes you up and then you have a parking spot by your
door on your floor because these people don't want to bother. Fucking cool?
Is that? How fucking cool is that? You see that? She sent
me a picture. I'll show you, but anyway, it's her. It's
tom Ulay, you and me and we uh we call Tommy Lesorta. But
first, at the time, we were waiting for a hurricane to come in.
It was right before the Republican Convention, something August August sometimes of twenty
twenty twelve, twenty twelve. All right, here we go before we call
Tommy Lasorda. Tropical storm Isaac has a message for everybody. Well, it's
got a voice. Yeah, now let me I'll have to reset it.
While I don't think you could play this bit today, I really know this
is tropical stormy. Oh yeah, And I'm on my way to the Republican
Utation. I'll just blow into town by about the time and Romney takes the
stage. Now I ain't coming alone either. I'm bringing an untarage of tree
lambs, power lines, and chunks of fishing boats filled with streaming Puerto Ricans.
This election year, your party's gonna be off the hook, down the
street and most likely stranding on top of a hotel waving to see it inn
helicopter. This tropical storm I is, and I'll see you soon. Peace.
I wait, I'm gonna launch at that at seven o'clock. A few
drinks, and I knew the Puerto Rican line would kill you. I love
it. So Tommy would drink on Fridays and he would start drinking Scotch at
eight o'clock in the morning. He'd wait till eight o'clock and then he'd go
to the cabinet and he wore something a big one. There were days he
got to wait to go home to get a buzz on. So then we
said, I want you to call Tommy Lasorda wall the first hurricane to go
on disability. Not give him but my back hurt. Get away from it,
all right, Tommy Lasorda, the person who wanted to hear Tommy talk
too drunk. All right, I can do it. So what are you
gonna say. We'll find out when we talked to mister Losorda. Okay,
keep it going, all right, I canna do the uh do the one
that always works well, seemed to it seemed to change. So I'm trying
this one first. Are these yeah? I assume these are fours? Yes,
I couldn't read your hand again. Here we go, Tommy lisorda,
Tommy, it's Sandy, Sandy. Can you get Sandy? I need to
let bro. Can you camp me out? It's go fects. Yeah,
sure, it's co fact Bro, I'm down on sunset. I need to
lift. Why why are you guys doing this? Why tell me? Why?
Because the maserati won't turn over? Because right the maserati, it's cracked
the bed. Why don't you come to me face to face and talk to
me. I'm gonna come over there if you give me a look that come
over. Yeah, if you get me, because you get the ship knocked
out of here too. Why you gotta talk like that? We used to
have lost you idiots. You're not going to pick me up. It's not
Tommy, it's still hung up. No, it's not. He did not
know. Why does he answer? This went? That was the longest thing
I've ever but that was great. That was great. That was great.
Even started laughing when you said I had to go down on the floor.
If you were watching on you stream, I got down on the floor because
I didn't want to be near him, you said, Sandy, Sandy kofex,
Why do you guys do this to me? Now? Of course you
do because you're drunk. If you get soft when you're drunk, normally just
a hard ass prick. No, no, no, And he didn't get
all soft. There you go. That was It's just so it brings me
right back. Yeah, that was so funny to see the whole thing.
He would not hang on he would like the phone. You could just see
it. And I don't know if that's funny than anybody else, but goddamn,
it just still makes me laugh to this day, you know, and
you forget like Tom mulay is still on the radio, but just a funny
funny. I had a talent that I've never really seen. I haven't really
seen it like that, you know, to that level. And it's just
that quick. I mean, even with the the hurricane, you know,
just Hurrican Isaac. It's just so bad. It's so terrible. And I'm
sure people I can't those they were, but you couldn't play that bit to
that I could not play that. You couldn't nor could you, nor could
you call Tabula sorta because he's dead, but Tommy Disorta is dead and if
we can find all the other time of these sort of calls. Yeah,
God, I I forget because I just when I'm done with something, I
just turn it off in my brain. Yeah, you know, I just
flipped that switch, which I think, I don't think is a really good
way to be, but I do. And I would always say, you
know, the show I did after that, it was not very good and
it didn't go very well. And then had I not gotten an opportunity in
La, I don't think I would have been I think they would have fired
me. And then I came back and they were like, well, what
are we going to do with them now, because they thought for sure I
was taking the job in LA and I didn't. I didn't take it,
so they had already made moves they had put Uh yeah, oh, I
didn't know. Well, I was doing mornings on a show on a station
called at the time it was called The Drive. That's right. I have
to do my own thing, and it was kind of this music intensive and
I did know how to do it, and I was well. I made
the mistake of for the first time in a long time, listening to management
and it didn't go very well. And then I had an opportunity in LA
and they thought for sure I was going to get it, and could they
pipe that show back because it wasn't going to be my show. I was
going to be like second Mic through Mic on that show, and uh,
the money was not going to be great, so I couldn't go. I
was married, I had three kids, and LA was you know, yeah,
La, yeah. So I turned it down, but but they had
already been made the transfer. They were moving Elvis Durand onto that station.
So now they were like, oh, well we'll have you do wrap arounds
on Elvis. Well, now you're paying me a certain amount of money to
do little inserts, so they're like, well, how about you do this?
So I cut a deal with them to do another station, and then
they came to me and go, how about this, And that's when this
show I did, the last show I did, and that one I would
always say was one one of the best shows, and it was a really
good show. But I forgot how great this show Break Respectact and that was
a really, really, really good show. That may be one of the
best radio shows if you could go back, and I would put that up
against anything anywhere. We had raving fans who like would do anything for us,
Like if one of us had an issue, these people literally and people
coming mow my lawn would come to Oh my gosh, yeah didn't did.
There were a couple that came in like help build your like treehouse Shordan at
one point. Then when they added music to the morning show, they had
a protest outside signs crap. It was funny. All right, we'll take
a moment when we come back. We'll close it out with a I was
gonna say, closest has been Battle of the Sexes. We will do that
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out dreaming. You lither me, they won't know Teddy Bear and get out
the whipsase bring me instead. I was stoning that was not every shot you
long time box? Can Wilson give me? Ashley Monroe? Is your name?
The name of the song is weed instead of Roses. I uh.
I've become a big fan of the Chris Stapleton channel on Serious Exam and I
he played this on there, and I was like, God, damn,
I have to write this one down. So I listened to Chris Channel on
the way here. Yeah, and they played three songs in a row,
all having to do with drinking. Yeah, well so they But it's not
all country on there, for because I've heard Zeppelin, guns and Roses.
It's all like what he it's the most eclectic. I mean, you're here
in old school, whiny country man. Yeah, but I like it drinking.
This song is do you think no? Just the rock and roll and
yeah, it is all the influences I think on him for sure. Listened
to Kenny Testney No Shoes Radio. I have listened to No Shoes Radio.
I don't I don't mind no shoes right now. We prefer that style.
I'm a more a bigger Jimmy Buffett fan, although I've gone to see Kenny
Chesney. I'm a huge fan of the John Mayer station. I like life
with John Mayer and I think John Mayer was on he was doing it live
today. You know what you're such a such a scene. Well, it
was just Yeah. I was at Kennye Chesney on Thursday and then Zach Brown
Band on Sunday, and they're very like, Yeah, it seems like influenza
of each other. I would be a bigger fan of Zach Oh, he
was great. Yeah, where where was Zach mac mac? And then Kenny
was Syracuse? Syracuse? You're getting around? I know what's going on?
Three concerts in nine days? Wow? What is going on? Love?
Live music, my summer vibe. Yeah, music with a bear in hand.
Okay, do you do lawn? Do you do? I do?
I do some of each? For Abbott Brothers, I was, I was
a guest, so I had the consolation like the VIP Kenny Chestney, I
was, I had seats. What is this round outside in the rain?
Who do you go with? Is it all with Joe? Does he get
drank? No? Wait, all of a sudden, I heard of God.
No, no he's not. He came to Zach Brown, but it
was less than it. He bought the tickets. But Renee and I are
like concert buddies. Is Renee your blonde? Yeah? Okay, so she's
a and you just this is your somewhere? What what's next? What's on?
What's on deck? Well? In two weeks, Joe and I are
going to Wildwood, New Jersey for Barefoot Country Music Fast. Okay, that
looks pretty cool? Is that yeah? Is that down a Wildwood? Yep?
Yep? So that's four days he's playing that? Uh? Keith Urban,
Luke, Bryan Old Dominion and Kane Brown the four Headlinersody know. Claudia
Houser, she just played. She's local, she's local, she's the commercials
she's on the eye commercial fast yeah she uh is I just called her,
Uh, spoke to her mom and had a lovely conversation with the mom,
trying to get her to do like a one on one because she has her
own coffee and she has her own bourbon anybodywhere else? Yes, she does.
Uh. She also is just is or is about to or did already
open for Keith in l A. Keith she did. Yeah, I believe
in Keith Urban in La. Yeah. Yeah, I mean that's amazing.
And there's no her from what I know from people who talked to her.
I know somebody who had lunch with her said that there's no gig that's too
small for her. She was playing Lock thirty two. But she's opening for
Keith Urban. Yeah, and she's got her own she's got her own coffee,
and she's got her own whiskey, and she doesn't want her coffee sold
in a certain store in this town. And on purpose, and then it
was just funny. I will refrain. Something may come out in a couple
of weeks. Something may come out in a couple of weeks. Because I
I'm going to be going to the Stone show with my brother in Cleveland,
so I'm going to be taping extra shows next week and with somebody who says
that there's a place in town that they put your stuff on their shelves and
then they figure out how you do it, and then they move you down
a couple notches. Yeah, so I don't know or or completely out or
they put their little logo on it instead. And Claudia has been said,
you know, so I don't know where a coffee is and I don't know
anything. That's what I wanted to find out. But she's she's amazing.
She's got a couple of local gigs coming up. Yeah, I mean she
seems like a really from what I've been told from people to know, are
just really really sweet. What you see is what you get. And when
I talk to her mother, I said to her, I just don't need
to tell you because I'm a parent too, this is what people say behind
your daughter's back. And she said, my daughter wears a shirt sometimes it
says I'm a product of them, meaning her mom and dad. Apple doesn't
follow her from there. It's pretty good. That's cool. You know who
like actually specializes in local food is Whole Foods, which is odd because they're
a national chain. That other chain that you're talking about is not as natural
as people here want to believe it is. It's not. But the bigger
one that just moved the town actually showcases more local stuff because they have Amazon
behind them. Yeah, but still though true. And then the other is
that would be a regional one. But I don't I don't know. I'm
just saying I feel like just saying, all right, we ready for Battle
of the sexes. This is where what do we get the lady questions?
You get the questions that girls would know, and Laura gets the question that
guys should know the answers to Okay, here we go. I'll start with
Laura husk Varna is a brand of what to the gentleman. A twin tub
is a type of what a twin tub? It's a sex toy, Danny,
I was like, we're sex toy. Ever over to Laura Voodoo Lounge,
Exile on Main Street and Sticky Fingers. Our album is by what band
women? What would you use cuticle cream on? Come on? What does
a techometer measure tell themen? What was the first slow down? A second?
Here? Yeah? You dancing them all? Yeah, but I gotta
go back to the first one, all right, So then what was it
gentlemen, what country was the first in the world to give women the right
to vote? What country? What country first in the world to give women
the right to vote? I think Laura has to answer this one as well,
because I bet she don't know it. Uh, the country in the
world? What country would be that progressive? Well that's foolish. Oh look
at this. I was joking. But you know what's funny is that there
are actually women out there who don't why we want to have the right to
vote. She's probably one of them. All right, let's see a country
over to the women. What sport would I be participating in if I were
in a rock and mall? A rock and Mall? I don't know,
gentlemen. What was the name of the mascot for the women's workforce during World
War Two? Come on? If KO is knockout? What is t KO?
Gentlemen? Singer is a brand name of what product? My wife's got
a few of these? Really, she got him at the Passion party or
whatever. Yeah, she called Jenna Pilano, who starred in The Fugitive as
doctor Richard Kimball. Now you going to the movie, the movie, TV
show movie? Okay, yes, I don't think I got a single question
if I ask for Perry, gentlemen, what am I asking for? Okay?
And last, but not least, for Laura, who was the voice
of Darth Vader? And gentlemen, what color most closely is a sterling silver
rose? Wait? What? What color most closely is a sterling silver rose?
What color? What color is a sterling silver rose? Correct? Still
trying to figure out how this I got this bruise? All right, Huskvarna
is a brand of what cigar? Danny chainsaw outdoor power tools. My wife
hated. She was She's cut down trees, Max wife, and she used
steel insistent she was a steel Yeah s t I h l yeah steal.
Gentlemen, what is a twin tub? What's a twin tub? Danny?
Is it you like those Biger commercials where they have the guy and the girls
sitting next to just I said, it's a sink. You know what a
twin tub is. It's a washing machine from the Oh yeah, yeah,
all right. Voodoo Lounge, Exile and Main Street and Sticky Fingers are albums
by what band? Don't Don't Disappointment? Do not Disappointment? You know this?
Come on, you listen to the show ever tonight. Ever we referenced
it early. Guys, just say it. What did you write down?
What you write did you write down? Jimmy Buffett? Jimmy Buffet? Now,
Jimmy Buffett has a song called the Bama Breeze and he sings about Mick
Jagger coming in and signing the the stones the stall. Yeah, they're all
by the stones, the bathroom stall in the lakes boom or whatever. It's
kind of funny. All what would you use cuticle cream on fingernails? Yeah,
fingernails, cuticle fine, we all have cuticles. Okay, down over
there? What does the techometer measure tire pressure? No? He gentlemen,
that camera. I should know this. I can think of it, but
I don't William. You want to save it for the penises. I think
tech What is the tachometer rotation speed? Yeah? How many? So usually
your tachometer. If it starts going up, it's your revte. I had
an engine that would stick a little Chevy, so I would have to get
out and hit the throttle in the engine because it starts going your you're tacking
too high. So if you don't shift, you'll tack too high. Oh,
okay. What country was the first in the world to give women the
right to vote? Belgium? It is not Belgium, I said, Canada.
It is not Canada. Do you write anything down over there? Literally?
Was it Italy? Do you know what country is? It was not
Italy? Okay, New Zealand, Australia. I was. I was thinking
like I was trying to go over to the city countries that would be progressive
Canada, Finland, Sweden. New Zealand has a female prime minister. I
mean, yeah, okay, what sport would I be participating in if I
were in a rock and mall? What rugby? You are correct? Good
answer, good answer. What was the name of the mascot for the women's
workforce during World War Two? And congratulations to those men in Normandy eight years
today? Yeah, change the world. If Ko was knockout, what is
t Ko wrote the time dack out? A time knockout? Yeah, a
little too low, I call it. It would be a technical knockout.
So where if a guy goes down but he still gets up, but he
misses the ten count and his knees are all wobbly, they go, WHOA,
You're gonna kill him? That's a technical knockout. Singer is a brand
name of what product? Sewing machine? Didn't know that one. Finally,
who start as in the Fugitive as doctor Richard Kimball? Bruce Willis. Now,
when he first said Kimball, I thought he met Arnold Schwarzdegger Kindergarten Cup.
Remember was he Kimball? Yeah, he was detective Detective Kimball. I
went back because of you, and I wasn't you. No, it's Doug.
I think bringing up the Arnold documentary and I there's a scene in that
documentary that I absolutely love where Arnold's trying to get in and he goes,
I didn't have to take crappy rolls because some guy who is sort of his
mentor and bodybuilding goes, you got invest in real estate? So Arnold started
buying buildings. Yeah, he was a millionaire. So he goes, when
I was trying to become a leading man, I didn't have to take these
crappy roles at all. So he went to be Conan the Barbarian, and
he goes to meet with the director and he gets in there and he goes,
it's this little little man behind this giant desk and he goes, why
does such a little man needs such a big desk or whatever? His accent
is terrible? That I just did. And the guy got up and fucking
lost his shit, little Italian director, and he goes, you have an
accent. You're terrible. And he goes, do you have an accent too?
And he goes my agent. We get outside and he starts yelling at
me. He goes, that is the shortest meeting ever. Didn't even last
ninety seconds. And Arnold's like, I didn't know. And then sure enough
they bring that guy in for a conan or something. And the guy came
to him and said, you are conan. Wow. Yeah, but said
it's such a great thing, like who has the balls when you're trying to
get in to open your fucking mouth at all at all? You're looking to
do this for a living, and you, I mean, how where everyone
lies for a living? Just it was phenomenal. I go, that is
so awesome. That just shows you like Arnold was just he was always as
aumantically himself, like he was just gonna say and a minute is it in
a humorous way. He even says at one point where he gets invited to
how he met Maria Shriver was he was invited to the tennis tournament that they
used to have so celebrities And I was put on by her mom and her
mom and nice Unice And he said because she was unus was the founder of
the Special Olympics. Yes, and he goes. Eunice said to me something
about you know my daughter, and he goes, I have to tell you
your daughter has a nice ass. Who fucking says that? Like it's all
the documentary goes. This guy sounds like somebody you would say, never lies
never. If I were to ask for a perier, what am I asking
for? Water? Can you be more specific? Uh? Sparkling one?
There you go. Who's the voice of Darth vaderl James read, You're very
close. You're not read, not read? That's the other guy, girl,
James Jones. Earl, Yeah, James Earl Jones, James Earl.
Give it to her. Give it to her because she also did see ed
that was him? Okay, James? And what color is the sterling silver
rose? Blue? Oh? Blue? Steel is called yeah? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, buddy, you're wrong, Uh sterling silver rose, I
said, was white? You're wrong to you know, go pink violets,
violets violets did not know the trouller died. I wonder because you can,
all right, I just read all right, there we go. I sucked.
I just copy pasted for the internet. So I guess our party is
happening. Huh well, she I asked her, responded, she hasn't responded
to me. Okay, social look and I hope so though. I'm all
about it. Yeah, I I now have have a date planned deeper about
this, and I again drop batteries. And I just don't know how we'll
be there to make sure you make good choices. I make good choices all
the time, Kevin. Every day is a good choice. Choose to make
sure to have goodness. Oh no, we'll bring stuff. We can't have
you have the doing all that. No, no, no, no,
no, we got to make sure that this comes. We might have to
have this we greg. No, we might have to have the We might
have to have the Jimmy Z food truck pull up for this one. Oh
all right, Well, any big plans for the weekend, Danny, No,
nothing, No, Laura, what are you doing? I know it's
the kids, Kevin, anything playing some cards and playing some golf, in
the Grease Storm Hockey Tournament. Look at this, all right, you got
the best weekend I've ever Buddy. I'm gonna be cleaning studios and writing,
and I gotta get a bunch of jokes ready for a comedy show coming up.
Saw this get a little punch up June twentieth, June twentieth, and
then we're talking to the party after that. Yeah, all right, web
shir look out Real Housewives of Webster. For Laura, for Kevin, for
Dan, I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you Monday. Hold, didn't know
what to do. I turn a TV. A letter to you, d