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I don't know if you remember 34 00:02:37,879 --> 00:02:40,840 the story. You get cut up in the episode, but then Laura said, 35 00:02:40,879 --> 00:02:45,479 this, okay, So my sister has been married for twenty years. 36 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,800 She started dating her husband when she was sixteen and he was twenty four. 37 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,360 And we learned how to repel Dan. Ladies. My sisters call me Dan, 38 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:58,120 my wife calls me Dan. But at the end of the day, 39 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,759 every woman's ever called me Danny. Always wanted something they've always want. It's 40 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:06,599 a form of manipulation. Oh, there's gonna be a party in our future. 41 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,479 Hello is this Carissa? Yeah? This is so. We were thinking, 42 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,120 like we'd like to have a party, but I don't know how this 43 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:20,159 all works. And our friend Laura is on the podcast tonight and she and 44 00:03:19,479 --> 00:03:23,759 she was saying that she's been to these parties before and she would host it 45 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,360 at her house, but we would do the podcast from there, but we'd 46 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:35,199 like to call it a buildo party. All that coming up right after this, 47 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:44,599 Paul Connors and paramis at two six to two comp Today comedy after Carlson's 48 00:03:44,639 --> 00:03:47,280 bringing me out lots of laughs. This weekend tonight and tomorrow night June seventh 49 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:51,319 and eighth, you can catch the hilarious Sam Twon. He's a comedian, 50 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,280 he's a novelist. He is the host of the Chubby Behemoth podcast. He 51 00:03:54,319 --> 00:03:58,800 has two shows a night at seven and nine, both Friday and Saturday. 52 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,360 That's June seventh and eighth. And if you didn't get into the Hannibal Burr 53 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,680 shows on Sunday, there's a four pm and a seven pm sold out. 54 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:12,039 You have to favorite the website Carlsoncomedy dot com and follow Comedy at the Carlson 55 00:04:12,159 --> 00:04:15,360 on all social media platforms so you see what's coming. Because this was a 56 00:04:15,399 --> 00:04:18,800 surprise show like a pop up show with Hannibal Burst. Don't miss out on 57 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:24,040 those. Follow them on all social media platforms. Laughter's the best medicine, 58 00:04:24,079 --> 00:04:27,199 my friends. You'll find it at Comedy at the Carlson from the Mac of 59 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:32,120 All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots Jeep Brahm. It's 60 00:04:32,199 --> 00:04:48,519 Billified about Bill Moran podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Thank you for 61 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,680 getting your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread 62 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:56,160 the word, telling me you love Bilified. They should check it out wherever 63 00:04:56,199 --> 00:04:59,879 they get their pot on and you can do it on Spotify and Apple, 64 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:05,519 even our friends at iHeart Speaker and Amazon anywhere. Deezer, it's all there, 65 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:13,959 and thank you for Thank you for supporting those that support us like Landon 66 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:18,519 Legends, Raceway and Canandagua. That's how they started every race. I might 67 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,199 have to call him later because I think I owe n a phone call. 68 00:05:21,199 --> 00:05:26,639 We don't have to call him. On the podcast random did No, Not 69 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:30,439 Randy, Not Randy. Randy. You would not believe what happened to me 70 00:05:30,519 --> 00:05:35,800 is Paul Call who also owns Danny. Last night we went down memory lane 71 00:05:35,879 --> 00:05:40,439 with radio clips from me from twenty five years ago. And then Danny sends 72 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,399 me stuff from the break room today and I'm gonna have to play it later. 73 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,839 I couldn't stop I could not stop laughing, I could not say it. 74 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:51,240 We used to call Tommy Lessorda the baseball player, famous baseball player. 75 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:57,199 Manager. He played, but he was more famous for being a manager and 76 00:05:57,319 --> 00:06:00,319 also being a pitch man. Right, didn't he do slip slip sep fast? 77 00:06:00,399 --> 00:06:03,800 That's right, Tommy Lastorta. And the funny part is in the eighty 78 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:09,959 eight World Series was on NBC, right, and so he's doing these slip 79 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,439 fast ads that are running to the World Series. But before before the World 80 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:20,000 Series, they do a preview show and he's eating pasta with Bob cos Well, 81 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,439 wait, do you got we have to play this call because there's one 82 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,920 part that was the same in every call with Losorta, and it was very 83 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,560 funny, and we were calling him, uh directly at his home, directly 84 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:35,000 at it all. Kevin is Kevin is here. And Kevin said to me, 85 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,279 Hey, if you're going on your Bill Moran Sympathy Redemption Tour, why 86 00:06:39,319 --> 00:06:42,800 don't you come play Make Good Choices, Make Good Choices? That's right, 87 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:45,959 because I said, I've been making bad choices, Make Good Choices tour. 88 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,279 Why don't you come play cards with the neighbors tomorrow, And I go, 89 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:50,439 why would I do that when I know there's gonna be heavy drinking going on? 90 00:06:50,519 --> 00:06:53,040 He goes, well, that doesn't mean you have to You got to 91 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,360 drive all the way, go right? Why am I going to do that? 92 00:06:55,639 --> 00:06:59,560 I can't make good choices as I'm pouring him a drink? What time 93 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,480 did you start drinking for? What? Like? I walk in, your 94 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,560 classes are like half empty. I don't mean like half full in terms half 95 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:09,680 empty. I got to simps, Yeah, no, that's a refill, 96 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:14,920 is not? And then you said uh. And then you, Danny said, 97 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,199 because Laura's here, hey did you get Kevin a sympathy card? Because 98 00:07:18,199 --> 00:07:20,879 the Rangers lost? But you didn't say rangers to get a sympathy card? 99 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:28,759 And Laura so sweet goes, oh what happened? I didn't know? I 100 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:30,639 know, of course you wouldn't know. How would you know? How would 101 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:34,439 you hockey? No? Will you let your kids play hockey? Are they 102 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:39,199 interested in playing hockey? They have no interests. I've taken them to hockey 103 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:43,000 games, and no interest makes sense? I think that well, no, 104 00:07:43,079 --> 00:07:46,319 I think the greatest thing to do is exactly what you're doing. Expose them 105 00:07:46,319 --> 00:07:50,639 to everything and let them choose every other sport. Hang on a second, 106 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:56,160 what do you mean expose? I don't mean exposed like that. I'm what 107 00:07:56,160 --> 00:08:00,920 I'm saying. Sorry, You're right, He's like a spice of life. 108 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,639 Pill variety is the spice of life. Yes, absolutely might me. In 109 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:07,439 the break, I'll tell you about my conversation I had with the hockey mom 110 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,279 from Minnesota the other day. Wait, you talk to her again. I'm 111 00:08:09,279 --> 00:08:13,600 still trying to get her to go. Why would you hold back? And 112 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:16,120 why can't you tell us? Now? I can't? She just she still 113 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,360 can't do it. But there's a lot. I want you to read it. 114 00:08:18,399 --> 00:08:20,399 There's a lot in there. Can I read it on the podcast? 115 00:08:20,519 --> 00:08:26,040 I don't recap what? So this woman is the woman that she was in 116 00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:31,079 Colorado? No, she was from Minnesota. There was a team from Colorado 117 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:35,000 playing there. She's from Minnesota. Yeah, And so she was having a 118 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:39,919 staycation at a hotel. But she and her husband apparently had I don't know 119 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:43,120 if they were working things out in their marriage or whatever. She wound up 120 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:46,559 down on the hot tub with a couple of fifteen year old boys, went 121 00:08:46,639 --> 00:08:50,159 back to their room allegedly had sex with two of them while another one either 122 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,759 watched. There was no sex, she says. She says she was and 123 00:08:52,919 --> 00:08:58,639 I remember this became my national news. And when everywhere you called restaurant, 124 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,919 we called the restaurant. Were you here for that? No, but I 125 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:05,480 listen. Yeah, So we called the restaurant to see and they were very 126 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:09,000 uh, kind of quick with us about you know, Midwest, we have 127 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:13,240 nothing to say about that situation, blah blah blah. But I kept saying, 128 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:18,120 I think there's more to this story Chili's I can't. I can't believe 129 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:22,240 that that there that this is the story. So sure enough, and Kevin's 130 00:09:22,279 --> 00:09:26,759 been in contact with her, uh repeatedly. So I just checked in random. 131 00:09:26,879 --> 00:09:30,799 I was waiting for something at a restaurant to take home, and I'm 132 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,720 like, let me see if she can talk yet. I know you've been 133 00:09:33,759 --> 00:09:35,080 wanting to. Yeah, get this herd side of the story. Yes, 134 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,960 So I just had her message and up being like a twenty five minute back 135 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:43,399 and forth conversation. Well, look, a twenty five minute back and forth. 136 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:48,279 I got length of message here. So things that she probably doesn't want 137 00:09:48,279 --> 00:09:52,360 to out publicly yet she can't really say. But but here's the thing, 138 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,399 maybe she wants them out, but she can't say, well, the lawyer, 139 00:09:54,639 --> 00:09:58,519 right, the lawyer. Definitely, it's a good point. She would 140 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:01,559 want it out. But there was a story last night that Danny and I 141 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:05,559 brought up about a Brockport six years ago, a JV coach twenty one years 142 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,759 old, fifteen year old. I'm thinking it's girl on girl here. We 143 00:10:09,799 --> 00:10:13,879 don't know, surmising that, but she was a softball coach, right, 144 00:10:13,919 --> 00:10:18,440 that's a girls team either way. I always think there's more to the story. 145 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,879 We're getting one side, and we're getting one side because it didn't follows 146 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:26,240 minors. So they're never going to tell you they can't. They can't, 147 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:31,679 you know. And really the question I guess any because I said I would 148 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:33,840 like to defend the twenty eight year old woman who is twenty two at the 149 00:10:33,879 --> 00:10:37,879 time that is accused of this. But as Danny pointed out, the laws 150 00:10:37,879 --> 00:10:41,879 of the law and he should know better, and the law's the law. 151 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:48,159 But I always go somewhere somehow, I just I hate seeing people's lives. 152 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,799 I know what you mean, almost for lack of a better term, and 153 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:56,559 it's not really true destroyed, right, I mean, if I remember the 154 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:01,679 woman Marla Gareki Haskins and the only reason which she would yes, because Jamison 155 00:11:01,759 --> 00:11:03,240 was a baby. So we were doing the break room and I remember walking 156 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:07,120 into Wegmans and thinking I saw a celebrity and she looked at Jamison, who 157 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:07,879 was a baby, and she goes, oh my god, he's so cute. 158 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:11,320 I was like, you're Marlin groy Asians. You banged a kid in 159 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:16,039 Canandaigua allegedly. Allegedly. We don't know that that happened. So you called 160 00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:20,120 me from the car. I did diy ddty. You look, this brought 161 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:26,080 up twenty one and fifteen. Aren't all that far apart her? Apart? 162 00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:30,679 I mean, which is but the law and you're I could see it. 163 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,440 You're in charge. I could see it there as seventeen and sixteen. But 164 00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:37,120 still, well, okay, So my sister has been married for twenty years. 165 00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:43,399 She started dating her husband when she was sixteen and he was twenty four. 166 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,679 How many times does sixteen going to twenty four? Yeah? She hit 167 00:11:48,799 --> 00:11:54,399 for wait for two years? How did she do that? I was her 168 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,320 little liar for her? Oh yeah, really yep? Wow? And then 169 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,159 they got you still do that kind of stuff? No no, no, 170 00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:01,600 no, no, no, no no no no, no, no, 171 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:05,519 no, no no, not sixteen year olds hang on hand time out. 172 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,279 I want to know, do you if a girl, if if a woman 173 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:13,759 called you and said, listen, I need you to tell my husband I 174 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:24,000 was with you last night, would you do that pause? The answer should 175 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:31,159 automatically be yes, like I will before hose baby the other way around, 176 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:37,279 cover up, but like I don't think anything that stream extreme has ever like 177 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,360 happened. Yeah, will you hang out with some slots? I'm sure you 178 00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:48,919 do. I'm not married. That's awesome. We're divorced, that's true. 179 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,039 But yeah, a little white lie is nothing, all right, So let's 180 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:56,720 get into some soops and hose, hoops and hopes that I think that's the 181 00:12:56,759 --> 00:13:01,200 name of a new podcast that I mean hoops and host because I said to 182 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:05,799 to Laura back when I was uh with Danny on an old show. I 183 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:09,200 wanted to do the Great Wall of China. It didn't really come together because 184 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:13,559 I even got pulled into an office and told how I didn't do this and 185 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,200 I didn't do that, and I go, what are you talking about? 186 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,159 What that did happen? And this did happen? But I wanted to call 187 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,879 it. Yeah, it was weak management, like, why can't you We're 188 00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:24,879 gonna get traded camp suit, Why can't you help us with that? Hey, 189 00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:26,919 we got the bills, Why can't you help us with that? You're 190 00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:30,080 gonna nit pick this one show out of a month worth of shows. Ago, 191 00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:31,519 Great Wall of China, you could have done more with that. Yeah, 192 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:35,799 no, ship, Is that what I said? Yeah? That was 193 00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:41,960 me. That was me almost every day, you almost every day. Now. 194 00:13:43,879 --> 00:13:50,080 It's really not way cooler now. This past week I've been so up 195 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,279 in my fucking head. I did and just a mess. I just I 196 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:58,320 have felt the wrath of old Bill moo oh god. We all have listened 197 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,440 to it last night. Yeah, well, okay, did you listen to 198 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:09,039 that? Well that was twenty probably No, I wasn't even born yet twenty 199 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,039 five years ago. You were soul? I was. I was fourteen, 200 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:16,320 okay. And if you heard somebody was doing a sex toy drive for underprivileged 201 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,039 women, I would have called my mom. I would have been like you 202 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:24,600 used to fly. Imagine I've definitely lived in town at that point. She 203 00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:30,000 could have been out collecting the asking one for me. We well, we 204 00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:33,360 had a sex toy tester. Brittany the Psychic stripper was a sex toy tester. 205 00:14:33,519 --> 00:14:37,559 Oh that's right. I used to have her. She used to in 206 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:41,519 earnest like she would actually give like and this this girl like you know, 207 00:14:41,159 --> 00:14:43,399 didn't her elevate didn't go all the way to the top, let's say. 208 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:48,600 But man, she could break down. She could break down. Never dated, 209 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:52,000 she could break down a few times. Almost have liked her cue once 210 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:56,600 it's just now you're you're right. I used to have I had this thing 211 00:14:56,639 --> 00:15:01,080 where I wanted somebody to be a sex toy test so this woman, so 212 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:05,879 I would get her the sex toys from I think yeah, show World. 213 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,600 Show World gave us the second choice. She was from tally Hoe. You 214 00:15:09,639 --> 00:15:13,399 know who looks very excited by this is Laura. Yeah, they're just going 215 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,039 on. I would love to do somebody get show on the line. I'm 216 00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:20,919 not even lying. My one of my friends last September gave me a little 217 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,159 vibrator and I was like, what's this from? And another one of our 218 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:30,360 friends gave it to her for her birthday and she already had that. EXIST 219 00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:35,879 was like, here you go, Laura, you got hand me down. 220 00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:39,679 It was in the I don't have names for him, Well, what would 221 00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:46,240 you name it Kevin no idea. Remember that the old Tom Green show, 222 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,519 Tom Green used to punk people and stuff. So one of Tom Green's friends, 223 00:15:50,559 --> 00:15:54,919 Glenn from the show, decides that he's going to buy vibrators, give 224 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,600 them the Glenn's or give them to Tom's grandmother. But he's gonna say they're 225 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:02,240 like kitchen aids. So she like, put these, you mix them with 226 00:16:02,279 --> 00:16:04,480 the cake, and then you test them. So she's turned the five brators 227 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:11,080 on and she's stirring the batter, putting it in her mouth to test the 228 00:16:11,159 --> 00:16:14,519 batter. I wish I did that to my grandma. Is like, actually, 229 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,759 legitimately, like he's putting it on for a TV show. He's kind 230 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:21,679 of pissed, like you did this with my grandmother. Really, my grandmother 231 00:16:21,759 --> 00:16:26,320 probably do that to March at this point. Uh or she two seasoned. 232 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:30,000 I think she's two seasoned. I'm honestly, I think March is two seasoned, 233 00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:33,919 which sounds terrible, thank you very much. She can pick up the 234 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,000 blitz, she can pick it up. I think she could figure that out. 235 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,679 I think she'd be a little smarter than that. But Laurie, I 236 00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:42,720 want to be a sex here absolutely, here's the real thing. That I 237 00:16:42,759 --> 00:16:45,200 wanted to ask you about. I see lots of pictures of you and your 238 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:49,000 new dude lately, and it seems like you guys have fallen for each other. 239 00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:55,320 He's using an L word. I don't know if you've ever heard of 240 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:59,360 its four letters. Oh, I thought you meant like bringing in another law. 241 00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:06,559 No, So, but here was my question, And I think this 242 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:07,839 is a very serious one and a lot of people can relate to. And 243 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:12,519 it's one I don't know about. You have kids that are young, and 244 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:18,119 how is it because a lot of times when you get separated or divorce, 245 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,359 there's I don't want to say decree, but there's some kind of rules in 246 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:25,720 there that you and your ex agree upon. You won't introduce the kids to 247 00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:30,559 someone new until you've been dating for and usually it's six months that you did, 248 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:33,599 And so like, has it been hard? Because I've also heard of 249 00:17:33,599 --> 00:17:40,400 people guys who get really jealous, like exes who get really jealous and try 250 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,200 to overcompensate and then sometimes get drunk and you'll get a nasty text and this 251 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:47,599 kind of shit. And maybe your husband's cool, but how do you how 252 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:48,519 do you how do you do that? How do you do that? And 253 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:53,519 make it work without making it impossible for everybody involved. So we had in 254 00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:57,519 our agreement you had to be with someone for six months. He started dating 255 00:17:57,519 --> 00:18:02,599 his girlfriend very shortly out of our divorce, and so I did make him 256 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,880 wait the six months because it was new. We were sure living in the 257 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:11,720 same home and heating. Oh yeah, but we did that. Yeah, 258 00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:22,400 but you did. And so I was just so pitchy and cute. It 259 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:26,119 was very much like, let's wait until, like we're actually even in separate 260 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:30,880 households for you to like bring this new girl into the boy's life. And 261 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:36,799 then when I started dating Joe, I had asked him, like we had 262 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,759 been together for two months, and I asked Ethan. I was like, 263 00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:44,440 look like this is something I could see, like, you know, being 264 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:48,680 long term. I would love to introduce him to the boys. Yeah, 265 00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:52,400 I know that we have like the six month thing though, and he was 266 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,240 sort of like, I don't care, go ahead and introduce him. I 267 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,680 was like, well, do you want to meet him first? And he's 268 00:18:57,839 --> 00:19:02,559 like, I have no desire to interview with your boyfriend, Laura. No, 269 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:07,319 But now they get along better, like they're so cool with each other. 270 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:11,880 You're an interesting study. Yeah, well, only because you really do 271 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,640 do things almost. I don't know if it's the generation. I don't know. 272 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:21,759 You know where you say people made fun of Gwyneth Paltrow and called it 273 00:19:21,839 --> 00:19:25,839 conscious uncoupling. And I always thought, why why are we doing that? 274 00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:30,279 Because it's none of any of our business. But that's a family unit that 275 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:36,359 needs to try to function right. And there's nothing worse for the kid than 276 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,720 to think that, well, mom hates dad and dad hates mom, and 277 00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:44,480 if there's some way, and it's weird because no one knows, like, 278 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:48,960 my parents stayed together. They're separated now, but they was thirty five years. 279 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:52,079 Oh they never got officially divorced. No, my parents are now officially 280 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:55,559 divorced. When I'm saying, when I was a kid, all the way 281 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:59,240 up, they stayed together for thirty five years of marriage. So we were 282 00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:00,839 all out of the house. No, just that was just it. They 283 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:06,640 never my parents never divorced into So all I remember was a family unit and 284 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,200 my brother and sister as well, So we didn't have that you know, 285 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,759 mom's house, dad's house, mom's new girl, new boyfriend or girlfriend. 286 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,799 Uh, you know that that sort of thing. That's that's all I'm saying, 287 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,119 my parents divorced when I was a year old. Yeah, so you 288 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:25,079 never knew a life without like I never had that. So that's why I 289 00:20:25,279 --> 00:20:27,400 was there. Now, can I ask this is going to say? Because 290 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,920 I was about I was about to spit this out this way? Was there 291 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:37,920 a rotating door with guys? Really for your mom? My mom never got 292 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:44,279 remarried, but she definitely there were boyfriends. I mean guys, you know 293 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,960 I like, oh yeah, some lived with us at different points. Really, 294 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,440 she was in long time, long term relationships. Yeah, did you 295 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:55,000 ever scream at any of them? You're not my dad? No, I 296 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:56,680 called one alcoholics. Did you ever get hit on by anyone you got? 297 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:07,720 Older? Greevy Kevin's fantasy daughter porn stuck. My dad's on his third wife. 298 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:12,000 Like, wait, your dad's on his third wife. Yeah, ship, 299 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:15,640 and he would have left her years ago, but then she got cancer, 300 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:21,440 so he played together for the wait wait wait wait wait wait kids cancer 301 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:26,440 they both that's hard hard see uh you know you ever know those couples where 302 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:30,000 like they one of them gets cancer and then once they beat the cancer, 303 00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:33,880 they split up? Yes, yeah, yeah it happens a lot, sure 304 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:40,359 does, because like this extra you think you're gonna die, and then you 305 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:45,759 get this extra like of life and you realize you're just sitting in a miserable 306 00:21:45,759 --> 00:21:48,480 marriage. And that's sort of what I felt like. It was like, 307 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:52,160 I have so much time in life to be happy, Like, why am 308 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,400 I just sitting here waiting? It's a funny thing. I had an interesting 309 00:21:55,400 --> 00:22:00,680 conversation today with my dad and I did say that because since you bring up 310 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,759 time, I always tell my sons and I said, I think it's hard 311 00:22:03,799 --> 00:22:08,319 for them, and they've heard it enough since they were young to fully comprehend 312 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,599 when someone's giving you their time, that's the greatest gift they can ever give 313 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,559 you, because no one knows how much of it you have, so always 314 00:22:15,599 --> 00:22:18,680 be respectful of that. My goes, well, why do you think people 315 00:22:18,759 --> 00:22:22,960 charge you for their time? I go, exactly, But what I'm talking 316 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,119 about is if a girl is going to give you their time, if someone 317 00:22:26,319 --> 00:22:30,119 wants to mentor you and give you the try to value put you try. 318 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,799 It's hard when you're young because you're you think it's infinite. You think there's 319 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,200 it will never end, This is never gonna end. It's infinite. I'm 320 00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:41,640 indestructible, you know, And I got guys who are in their early twenties. 321 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:45,000 They're not thinking that way, but that that's my thing is always time 322 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:48,319 is time is such a precious thing, and when you're thinking about it, 323 00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:55,279 even in marriage and stuff, what did you get? Who got an wait? 324 00:22:55,279 --> 00:22:59,200 Whoa whoa whoa whoah time out? How are you? How do you 325 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,240 have an? Aaris? My wife? I have no idea. I thought 326 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,680 you had to be fifty. That's what I thought, my ex or my 327 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:07,160 wife, she said, she goes, look our a p our peak cards. 328 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,279 He came into. I go, wait, are what the aar? 329 00:23:08,759 --> 00:23:11,880 She's only forty five. She goes, We're gonna get a ton of discounts 330 00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:17,359 this everywhere. That's true. Oh no, I've got I've gotten flyers to 331 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,880 sign up for Okay, I won't do it. That's why I Well, 332 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,359 you said the time is precious. That's why I pulled that card out. 333 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:32,599 I'm like, wait a minute. It's like this car. But that's interesting 334 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,039 that you would see that. I've want like my time. I've got more 335 00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:38,920 to do here, and you're holding me back so to speak. Where I'm 336 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,400 not happy? Yeah, happy, life is sure? You never know. 337 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:48,240 So how are the boys with Joe, how are the boys with your with 338 00:23:48,319 --> 00:23:55,160 Ethan's girlfriend, The boys are obsessed with Joe that like I am peanuts to 339 00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:00,000 them nowadays, like if Joe's over at the house, they are completely bonded. 340 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:06,960 Ethan's girlfriend is very opposite of me, where she's not like that warm, 341 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:11,200 fuzzy person, but they get along with the old No, she's just 342 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:18,960 like I don't know, but she has two kids, and my kids are 343 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,839 obsessed with her kids, like Camden. The other day, my seven year 344 00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:26,240 old was like, Mom, I want to go to Dad's just to play 345 00:24:26,319 --> 00:24:29,720 with her. Son's names are Lucas and Liam. He's like, and then 346 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:33,000 I want a whole week with you. And I was like, oh, 347 00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:36,160 yeah, they want to go play with her kids, but no offense. 348 00:24:36,279 --> 00:24:38,160 They want to be with me more. Yeah. Well it's a I think 349 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,079 it's a good thing. It's hard, it's got to be very hard. 350 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:45,640 Yeah, but we're all together at all their baseball games, like real on 351 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:51,119 Sunday or Saturday. I'm sure we'll I'll be at the ball field from nine 352 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:55,640 am until one thirty pm all together. Wow. So do you bring coffee 353 00:24:55,640 --> 00:25:00,079 and doughnuts and shiit? I bring coffee and alcohol sometimes coffee. Look at 354 00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:04,079 this, I'm impressed by that because it is a different world. Like I 355 00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:08,599 don't remember, I had friends whose parents divorced, and it was like you 356 00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:14,319 could almost feel like all the air changed. Yeah, like it was all 357 00:25:14,319 --> 00:25:17,319 of a sudden, like a cold wind came in on the ninety degree day 358 00:25:17,319 --> 00:25:19,160 and everybody's like, whoa the fuck. You know, there's a lot of 359 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,400 days I don't want to be around even I don't want to talk to him 360 00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:26,359 or anything, but like if the kids are around, yeah, I'm gonna 361 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,759 treat him with respect. And you know, what's your kids? The kid's 362 00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:32,200 good examples. Yeah. See, growing up in a small town, I 363 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,680 don't know if you went through this, but I went through this where my 364 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:38,039 father and mother like were another like the third generation in the town, so 365 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:41,079 they knew everybody who was also a parent. They all went to school together. 366 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,759 So when you had friends whose parents were divorced, my father and mother 367 00:25:45,799 --> 00:25:49,279 could give me the entire backstory as to why who they dated. Hey, 368 00:25:49,279 --> 00:25:52,599 you remember you know mister so and so. Yeah, they used to date. 369 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,200 That's why they're together now and blah but what high school and blah blah 370 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,880 blah. They could break down the entire reason why the each one of my 371 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:02,359 friend's parents were divorced. That's why he leaves. Yeah right, it was 372 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,599 funny. My brother's going through it now, he goes. Man, he 373 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,880 goes, I can't even hang out with these people anymore because I can't do 374 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,079 it. He goes, That's all they want to do is just drink. 375 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:15,839 Yes. Yes. Last Saturday, literally, Joe asked Ethan because we had 376 00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:22,119 the zooblation fundraiser on Saturday night. And Joe goes to Ethan. He's like, 377 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,599 what is this thing that we're going to tonight? And Joe wait, 378 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,160 wait, wait, wait, time out, hold on, hold on. 379 00:26:27,839 --> 00:26:32,400 So this is for the Seneca Park zoo. I saw a picture of you 380 00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:37,039 and Joe, your ex and his girlfriend were there as well. No, 381 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,880 no, why would Joe call Ethan and ask about zuebalation. We were all 382 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:49,680 at baseball game and Ethan and Joe were sitting there talking and Joe was like, 383 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,000 how weird is that for you? It doesn't bother me, It doesn't 384 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,599 bother me at all. Like, yeah, I upgraded a lot. So 385 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,720 okay, all right, I wonder if Ethan ever he wanted to listen. 386 00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:07,119 My mind goes to the worst place possible. I wonder if she does this 387 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:11,839 for him. Oh, I'm sure he does not. Sure he does not 388 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:17,799 does not think that doesn't listen to the show. Oh oh you're thinking sexual. 389 00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:22,400 Yeah, like no, not compare notes. I'm just saying your husband 390 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,039 may remember something and then think, I wonder if she does that for him. 391 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:34,039 Oh, I don't know, probably, but so anyway, so Joe 392 00:27:34,079 --> 00:27:37,559 asked Ethan. He was like, what is the zuebalition fundraiser? Like my 393 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,559 whole the whole Wilbert family goes where they were like a crowd of thirty and 394 00:27:41,599 --> 00:27:47,039 Ethan's like, it's like a pretty fancy thing and Laura's whole family always gets 395 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,599 trashed and makes sense. It makes a scene. Son, doesn't my mom 396 00:27:51,599 --> 00:27:56,839 get drunk on Like the very first hour, people are like walking please zero. 397 00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,440 Oh. I thought she was going to say her mom flashes a line 398 00:28:00,839 --> 00:28:03,880 the way you went like this, I thought, for sure, real mom, 399 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:11,160 like this real house moms off exactly exactly. Well just interesting. I 400 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,519 just think I think there's a lot of people that can relate when when you're 401 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:18,319 trying to do what you're doing and just keep it respectful and away from the 402 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:22,279 kids. If there's any arguments, right, Yeah, do you ever do 403 00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:26,799 you know any kids who ever talked to parents into getting divorced? No, 404 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:32,240 I do. I know a couple who, Yeah, a couple of whose 405 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,240 kids were like, hey, mom and dad, listen, you guys might 406 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:37,160 just want to split up because you guys are always fighting, You're always hard. 407 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:38,880 Were they kids kids? They were about their teenagers. Yeah, the 408 00:28:40,039 --> 00:28:42,720 teenagers, like they were together for years that all of a sudden she got 409 00:28:42,759 --> 00:28:47,079 cancer. So she beats the cancer, and then the cancer has a chance 410 00:28:47,079 --> 00:28:48,799 of returning, so they put her on this drug. I mean you may 411 00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:52,319 have heard of. It's called tamoxifen, and they call it the divorce drug 412 00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:55,759 for a reason because the people who take it end up going crazy. And 413 00:28:55,839 --> 00:28:57,359 that's kind of what happened in this situation. I'm not judging. I'm just 414 00:28:57,359 --> 00:29:00,000 being just repeating when I was told and the kids were like, hey, 415 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,119 mom, dad, one of yous gotta go. We don't care who somebody's 416 00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:11,119 got to go. I had some people like when we announce our divorce, 417 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,400 say like thank you for doing it now, instead of making the kids witness 418 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:21,400 like an unhealthy marriage. Yeah. So yeah, yeah, yeah, I 419 00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:23,359 hear you. On that one. I hear you on that one. All 420 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:32,759 right, we'll take a moment when we come back. A way women can 421 00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:37,000 manipulate a guy. Oh, yeah, way women can manipulate it. Yeah. 422 00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:41,119 And since Laura's here, I think I think there's some skills that we'll 423 00:29:41,119 --> 00:29:42,960 get to all that next. 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I kiss the morning 451 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:28,599 good bye, Donald Side. You know, we never know what The road 452 00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:40,000 is narrow, Winmas close, and the feeling straw, A turn away from 453 00:32:40,079 --> 00:32:53,359 the wall, A stumble. But I can't you read it's Kevin said, 454 00:32:53,359 --> 00:33:04,039 I should play this song. I never heard it, barb, Why would 455 00:33:04,039 --> 00:33:09,000 you? I'm saying, why would you? By the way Barbara starts, 456 00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:13,440 it has a very sultry talking voice. Yeah, I got this thing for 457 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,400 that. Yeah, I know, for women's voice. Oh yeah. He 458 00:33:15,839 --> 00:33:24,920 off to meet the puts his hand up to cover Dustin Hoffmann. So I 459 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:30,839 gotta I have to bring something up here that is maybe a little uncomfortable for 460 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,000 people. But I was talking to somebody at this table today and they said 461 00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:38,119 to me that that when people call them a certain name, like if a 462 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:44,000 woman says it, it bothers them the wrong it rubs them the wrong way. 463 00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:49,640 That's not it's not see now, wait, hang on, hang on, 464 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,920 time out. You just fucking hit the nail on the head. He 465 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:57,000 said, don't ever call me keV. I don't want it. So I 466 00:33:57,039 --> 00:34:00,400 called him keV. She calls you keV. Do you ever call on it? 467 00:34:00,359 --> 00:34:04,119 Now? He would it was Danny. I'd backhand, all right, 468 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:10,760 but Danny said, it's my pronouns. Danny goes. He goes, look, 469 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,239 you have called me. I do call you Danny. I don't know 470 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,880 why, but but people call me Billy. Well a lot of guys. 471 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,840 Yeah, I've called you Danny. My mother dan, he said. He 472 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:22,960 goes, I don't know why. It always like bugs me. It's like 473 00:34:23,079 --> 00:34:24,960 weird. But it's not your fault, tho. It's not her fault, 474 00:34:25,039 --> 00:34:28,559 your fault. And I got it home to my wife. But when a 475 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:32,280 woman does it, because why So I brought to my wife and I said 476 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,639 to what I just told you, Like Laura keeps calling me Danny, and 477 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,239 I cringe when she does it, but it's not her fault. And then 478 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:44,239 I came up with the epiphany today. It's because every time I've been called 479 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,519 Danny by a woman who is not my mother, not my grandmother, or 480 00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:51,119 my aunts or any family members, like my sisters call me Dan. My 481 00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:54,000 wife calls me Dan. But at the end of the day, every woman 482 00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:59,079 has ever called me Danny. Has always wanted something, they've always want It's 483 00:34:59,079 --> 00:35:01,119 a form of manipulation. So my ex wife, which she would call me 484 00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:06,039 Danny, she wouldn't call me Danny directly. She would refer to me while 485 00:35:06,079 --> 00:35:08,360 in my presence going, oh, Danny will take care of it. My 486 00:35:08,559 --> 00:35:14,239 cousin, my girl cousins, and my uh that ex girlfriend that you know 487 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:20,199 well who was in radio. When she wanted something like alcohol or food delivered, 488 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,760 it would be Danny would do it. Danny would take it, and 489 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,719 it would it would get on my nerves and it finally like Dawn dom be 490 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:31,320 today. Why why because it's a form of manipulation. Manipulation. So here's 491 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:39,280 my question taken away from Laura Giant passed. Because everybody in this room calls 492 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,719 you Danny. No, no, no, no, no, I've never 493 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,960 never by the way, don't have an issue with guys doing it for some 494 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,039 reason. Yeah, it's always been associated with women in my life who've tried 495 00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:52,000 to get something from me from No. No, no, no, she's 496 00:35:52,079 --> 00:35:59,079 not, she's not. Do women do that? You're better have just taking 497 00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:02,480 the bridge. So do women do that? Is there like a name like 498 00:36:02,559 --> 00:36:06,480 let's say, with Joe, do you go hey Joey. Oh no, 499 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,679 no, that would be kind of gross, right, that would be gross. 500 00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,960 But is there something did you do anything with Ethan like oh, Ethan 501 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,880 will do that? Or was there something? Because I think Billy has been 502 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,840 used almost the same way as Danny at times. But I'm so dumb and 503 00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:22,239 I will always like my head would just be like, well, I guess 504 00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:27,199 I'm getting some later. I don't think it's the name like I think it's 505 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,360 if you do like that soft touch on the arm. Oh is that the 506 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:35,199 thing? Yeah? To me, the name is why I call you Danny. 507 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:39,199 I think it correlates to the first Daniel that I was close with in 508 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:45,760 life was Danny. So we all call him Danny in here too. Yeah, 509 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,800 that's what you call Kevin, Like I have a cousin Kevin then I'm 510 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,960 really close with and I call him keV. So that's why I call Yev 511 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,800 Like. I just think it's sort of a correlation if you want to manipulate. 512 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,960 I mean, it's just it doesn't matter the name. It's like, 513 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,000 let me ask you this. But it was belittling in a way in a 514 00:37:04,039 --> 00:37:07,519 sense, Well, because you're so goddamn said, because you've been your entire 515 00:37:07,639 --> 00:37:13,639 life, you've been Seriously, I think you've picked on always. You're trying 516 00:37:13,639 --> 00:37:16,599 to say, did you does he do you have bruises on your own from 517 00:37:16,639 --> 00:37:19,920 what? I don't know what this is from. I think it's from have 518 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:27,079 you been being abused at home? I was just gonna safe and I don't 519 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:30,920 know where this came from. My hunch is I have this hose for like 520 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:35,559 my my sea pap, and I wonder bruise yourself on a sea pap. 521 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,800 That's the only thing I can think of. I don't remember. I don't 522 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:45,880 remember like hitting it or nothing. I know. I can't think of anything 523 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,079 else. I have no idea why I have this bruise. At least you 524 00:37:47,159 --> 00:37:53,280 know he can't commit suicide. SID figure it out, all right. So 525 00:37:54,039 --> 00:38:00,679 Laura, now here's the thing that how can a guy manipulate a woman like 526 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,280 get her to do sort of what he wants? Is you're saying, like 527 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,280 the soft touch on the arm, or you know, are there are looks 528 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,199 that a woman can give you. I mean, I'm a sucker. I 529 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:15,320 am a complete sucker if it comes to a woman. It's one of my 530 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:19,639 biggest weaknesses and if some chick kind of bacheized, because would you have, 531 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,360 I would be like done. I'll give you a story from when I was 532 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:28,000 nineteen years old that I used to work in a deli and it was one 533 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,280 of these first kind of fancy would be like a mini Wegmans, but it 534 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,519 was downstated. It was called Adam's ferrykor Farms, and they even had the 535 00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,960 high end coffee shop, and then there was the higher end deli where you 536 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,400 could get these specialty meats and things. And I worked in there and I 537 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:45,679 remember I had this you laugh, but it was a rayon shirt. Was 538 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,719 like this all solid color rayon button down shirt. He had to wear an 539 00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,880 apron. And at the time, I'm nineteen, I'm going to a community 540 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:57,000 college because my father knew I would drink my way out of any four year 541 00:38:57,079 --> 00:39:00,280 institution and told me, you get one shot of my dime. I'm doing 542 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,519 that. I'm getting into radio and I never wanted to be home. So 543 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:07,920 I found this gym, and my favorite kind of gyms in the world are 544 00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:12,400 not the name brand gyms. This is a gym that there was duct tape 545 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,920 on the bench press and it was an old bag in the corner and it 546 00:39:15,039 --> 00:39:17,920 was just guys who were there just to work out, and so I was 547 00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:21,639 I was just lifting a lot of weights and stuff and this woman comes up 548 00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:23,519 and she had to be single, and she was probably older than me, 549 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,440 and older than me thirty five sounded ancient at the time, right, so 550 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:34,199 maybe she was I don't know. And she said to me, this is 551 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,719 how dumb guys are, But I think I would. I would be this 552 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:42,280 dumb at fifty two as I was at nineteen, if it happened. She 553 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,679 said to me, uh, do you swim? And I said what. 554 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,480 She goes, Are you a swimmer? I said, uh no. She 555 00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:52,679 goes, oh, because you have this V like your back is a V 556 00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:57,559 goes like this and I go, uh no, But I lift weight and 557 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:02,280 my buddy fucking lost it. No, I was standing in this shirt. 558 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:07,519 But the shirt was like very ray is very clingy. It's very clingy. 559 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,320 And I and I was way better shape than I am now. And I 560 00:40:10,519 --> 00:40:13,920 was probably just as tall as I am, but put me at like, 561 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:17,000 you know, one hundred and eighty five pounds and it's mostly muscles. And 562 00:40:17,199 --> 00:40:22,360 so I was the model for Joe Waders right to so, so the thing 563 00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:24,599 was. But if I had that today, if a chick came up to 564 00:40:24,679 --> 00:40:28,199 me and I had a couple of cocktails, she goes, are you a 565 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,480 swimmer? And be like, you know why because you have that V shape? 566 00:40:34,159 --> 00:40:38,280 Like suckers speaking of me? Fucking finally to the bar with you and 567 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:45,239 I so we can watch out for the ceiling. But I'm just wondering, 568 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,519 like, if what what how does a guy return that to a woman. 569 00:40:50,079 --> 00:40:53,559 Like, let's let's say you get divorced. You were dating right a little 570 00:40:53,559 --> 00:40:58,159 bit. You even talked about it. Yeah, what what? What is 571 00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,320 the what is the pickup line? The thing that would make you fall? 572 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:07,119 You're from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see. Well, God, 573 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:12,159 that actually could work, I think honestly, if it's delivered in a funny 574 00:41:12,199 --> 00:41:15,639 way. Are you feeling right? Are your feet tag girl? Because you've 575 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:20,599 been running through them, Matt all day. I've never gotten any of that. 576 00:41:21,639 --> 00:41:24,159 You like confidence? Yeah? I like the confidence, like, you 577 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:30,039 know, just the directs coming up to you and baby, I'm sorry, 578 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:36,599 it's not dating. Jesus. That Joe guy, he could, he looks 579 00:41:36,599 --> 00:41:38,840 like he could. You know, he's just totally like a crooner, like 580 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:45,000 yeah, hey, baby, I'm sorry, but the but to manipulate a 581 00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:46,599 woman, like what does a guy like what would Joe need to do to 582 00:41:46,679 --> 00:41:51,559 sort of get you to bend his way? And don't take that the wrong 583 00:41:51,639 --> 00:41:57,360 way, Kevin police that way. I know exactly what you're Yeah, okay, 584 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,239 I really hope he's listening. Yeah, me too. But you know 585 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,719 what I'm saying, just what is it or or anything that that can get 586 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,920 a woman to sort of you know, how do you do it? Because 587 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,559 I think you have to talk differently to a woman, like if I Danny 588 00:42:09,599 --> 00:42:13,880 has talked about what a complete asshole I was back in the day. He 589 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,719 talked about you you were making fun of what. I would walk into a 590 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,320 meeting and go, the fuck you're gonna pick on this one thing? And 591 00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,239 well, like the meeting would start and we'd all be sitting down and the 592 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:27,400 program DIRECTORID be standing up, so he sits down. He gets us sit 593 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,079 down. He stands up to maintain the power because he learned that it's some 594 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:36,159 uh some business book. But we get the entire like podcast recap of our 595 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,360 meeting after the meeting, like that, we have a meeting about ourselves to 596 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:43,000 talk about the meeting we just had. But here's the thing. What I'm 597 00:42:43,039 --> 00:42:50,880 saying is my my my thing is I used to be more so super direct 598 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,559 and super that, and I think there's a different way to talk to women 599 00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:59,599 that they actually hear. Love directness, like if directness in it, but 600 00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:02,320 tone is a big guy. Yes, if I were sitting at a bar, 601 00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:06,039 if I were out to dinner with some of my girlfriends, like, 602 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,639 and some guy came up to me and was like, I can't help but 603 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:13,679 notice you you are beautiful, and I would be I would love to buy 604 00:43:13,679 --> 00:43:17,440 you a drink, like you know, I think that is the best way 605 00:43:17,599 --> 00:43:21,480 for any guy to hit out a woman. Someone hand Laura and Napkin is 606 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:29,679 a little wet. She's but like, I mean, I think it is. 607 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,800 It's gotten to be the confidence and like. But but take it away 608 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:37,559 from that with a guy dating. Take it to like in a relationship, 609 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:42,159 how does a guy like because if you go to your husband or boyfriend and 610 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,000 like, hey, Danny'll do that, and Danny kind of cringes. But 611 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:51,599 there's if I heard Bill do that, I'm almost like honored. I'm like, 612 00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,599 oh, yeah, of course I will. But the but you say, 613 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,840 touch the arm that sort of soft thing. Oh how does a guy 614 00:43:59,079 --> 00:44:02,719 what is the version of that to a woman coming up behind them? Oh 615 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:10,559 yeah, if I'm like making coffee or like doing like cutting vegetables for dinner, 616 00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:14,039 Oka and Joe were to come up behind me, I'm like, oh, 617 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,599 yeah, weaken the knees. Weaken the knees. And so if he 618 00:44:15,639 --> 00:44:20,719 says ya, hey, listen, I want to go, I'm gonna I'm 619 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,679 going to go play eighteen holes Saturday mornings, so I'm going to miss the 620 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:29,639 kids baseball game. That the way he should deliver that news. I'm trying 621 00:44:29,679 --> 00:44:32,519 to think of something that what may normally irk you. Okay, this is 622 00:44:34,119 --> 00:44:37,639 do something helpful around the house first, Oh chure play? Yeah, sure, 623 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:44,519 okay, service acts of service. Yeah, I came home. I 624 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,920 came downstairs last night from putting the kids to bed, and he had done 625 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:51,920 all the dishes. Like if he were then to turn around and be like, 626 00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:53,800 hey, I want to go and do something holy random like, I 627 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:57,760 would have been like, okay, like thank you you helped out right now, 628 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,639 but yeah, okay, I paid the tax. What were you doing? 629 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,639 You were going crazy over So there there's a there used to be in 630 00:45:04,679 --> 00:45:07,719 these memes that went around. They're probably still around where guy's dating a woman 631 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:13,880 who makes money and he's broke, or he's he's underemployed. Right, And 632 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,840 they show the woman in the line at like a fast food restaurant or at 633 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:22,480 a mall, at a checkout counter and she pulls out her card to pay, 634 00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:24,400 and he's got his hands like hey baby, like he's kissing her from 635 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:29,519 behind in other words like thank you for paying this bill that I can't afford, 636 00:45:30,039 --> 00:45:32,400 being my sugar mine, right, And it's and it's like cringe because 637 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,159 they show several pictures of this, like, oh my gosh, I hope 638 00:45:36,159 --> 00:45:38,159 I've never been that guy because I've been broke, but I've never like, 639 00:45:38,679 --> 00:45:47,199 would you like to take this one AARP card? Carry sugar mama? No? 640 00:45:47,519 --> 00:45:53,079 But when I do the dishes, that's so that works out. Well, 641 00:45:53,320 --> 00:46:00,559 yeah, of first you have to find it. I'm not I'm not 642 00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:08,519 a ball breaker. I'm not getting hit. I can't explain. All right, 643 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,840 Well, I think we have to get to the uh. I think 644 00:46:12,039 --> 00:46:15,559 Joe already wrote to Laura saying that what are we two minutes into the show 645 00:46:15,679 --> 00:46:22,480 before and you're already talking about vibrators yeah he did two minutes and what did 646 00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:27,000 he say? Well, wait till last episode three here when we escalated to 647 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:30,840 uh and segment three to leslie past vibrators to what I don't know two minutes 648 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,920 in and talking about vibrators, we should all we said was like if you 649 00:46:35,079 --> 00:46:37,320 well, I was Danny brought up the fact that we used to have a 650 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,119 sex toy Tester, and then I said, Laura said I would do that. 651 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:44,000 He knows I would do that. Yeah, yeah, do you have 652 00:46:44,119 --> 00:46:51,239 a favorite toy you do? Like legos? Is it just it's like one 653 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,800 of the nowadays it's really popular. It's like a sucker. Excuse me, 654 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:04,760 wait this thing like no, it's like it stimulates or it sort of is 655 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,400 like oral. It's like, yeah, oh so instead of a vibrator, 656 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,679 this is a suck machine. One of my friends recommended it to me. 657 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:22,199 Really, who's the really is this what chicks talk about? Oh my god, 658 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,760 me and my girlfriends talk about all the time. I'm the only one 659 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:30,719 who's talking about it in public, but they won't talk Oh yeah really yeah, 660 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,840 well yeah, polite society, you don't really talk about stuff like that. 661 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:37,880 Well, I understand that, but I'm just saying like, it's an 662 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,760 interesting thing that women would talk about toys, because I don't I mean, 663 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:45,519 I don't think guys even I don't think they talk about one guy may go 664 00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:49,679 so horny it jerked off three times and nobody looked. Maybe in junior high 665 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:52,960 or high school, I don't know about you don't hang out with friends of 666 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:58,320 mine. Everybody used to break about his sex wing. Oh really yeah, 667 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,760 well, because you guys right to your buddies sexually. We were moving him 668 00:48:02,039 --> 00:48:07,400 and is now wife, and they had this one and not end table but 669 00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:09,480 like nightstand. Yeah, like, yeah, we need you to take this 670 00:48:09,599 --> 00:48:14,320 one because we don't want my mom or my dad to absolutely drop it or 671 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,920 open the drawer. So I'm what was in it? All sorts of crazy 672 00:48:17,119 --> 00:48:20,559 really, all sorts of Well. We had a kid in college that had 673 00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:22,199 all kinds of crazy stuff. He had like all the toys, he had 674 00:48:22,599 --> 00:48:25,519 handcuffs and all this stuff. So whenever he was gone, we used to 675 00:48:25,559 --> 00:48:29,360 go up there and take a look through everything. We'd be laughing. I 676 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:38,039 think that somebody may have had dildo fights because there was like, don't I 677 00:48:38,119 --> 00:48:43,639 remember like in college and the dormance powder two years ago, I was talking 678 00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,800 to someone and we were on the phone and he's like, what are you 679 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:50,800 doing? I was like, wait what yeah? Wait wait wait you were 680 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,119 pleasuring yourself on the phone with someone. No, I was on the phone 681 00:48:53,199 --> 00:48:57,039 with him, talking with him, and he's like, what are you doing. 682 00:48:57,079 --> 00:48:58,440 I was like, oh, nothing, He's like, well, what 683 00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:00,239 are you doing? I was like, do you want to know the truth? 684 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,800 He was like yeah. I was like, I'm wearing out all the 685 00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:06,440 old sex toys I used with my ex husband. She's like, wow, 686 00:49:07,559 --> 00:49:09,960 oh you were How many were they? Were there? A lot? Yeah? 687 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,320 Is there more than just like I just thought a vibrator was the only 688 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:20,519 one. You used? Cockrings? Oh? Yeah, never used one? 689 00:49:20,639 --> 00:49:23,880 But never never did, never did? I mean there's so many things. 690 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,440 Yeah. Did they work? Yes? Well the cock ring would do what 691 00:49:29,639 --> 00:49:37,480 like extend the like around the mail and then it vibrates, So yeah, 692 00:49:37,639 --> 00:49:40,920 yeah, gotcha. Would you ever attend those sex toy parties? Like they're 693 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:46,199 like level marketing? The party I went to? You? We went to 694 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:51,000 one with my buddy. You did the drawer? Oh? Really? Yeah? 695 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,800 And how weird was it? Were there swinger couples there? I don't, 696 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:59,239 I don't know. I was drinking honestly, I think Carrie might have 697 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:07,039 hosted one there, buddy, I have no idea. You don't know the 698 00:50:07,159 --> 00:50:12,519 toys. Toys, all right, yeah, toys. It enhances the moment, 699 00:50:12,559 --> 00:50:15,519 that is all I'm saying. It's like creams. There's flavored who whoa, 700 00:50:15,519 --> 00:50:21,480 whoa whoa whoa whoa what creams? Yeah, and flavored loubes. Okay. 701 00:50:22,159 --> 00:50:24,440 I did a girl who actually was into that really, And uh, 702 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:29,880 I was using the bathroom and all of a sudden I had to get something 703 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,880 out of the listen cab and and I see this bottle of lube and it 704 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:37,519 says, shout when you're out call Karen at five eight five. Oh my 705 00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:42,000 gosh, that is hysteria. I go, I go, I go, 706 00:50:42,559 --> 00:50:45,400 I asked her. I go up, So I go, I go what 707 00:50:45,639 --> 00:50:49,519 is this? And whose Carris goes, Oh, that's my consultant. That's 708 00:50:49,559 --> 00:50:53,199 what they call like sex toy consultant, lube consultants. It's part of a 709 00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:58,559 pyramid. Somebody sent me an article the other day about the choking Danny and 710 00:50:58,679 --> 00:51:02,519 how it's bad, like people are you shouldn't do it. Yeah, no 711 00:51:02,639 --> 00:51:07,960 kidding, because people are like, uh, it's like you gotta go light. 712 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:14,320 Yeah, lightly on this, lightly on the sides. It's just a 713 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,079 little pressure. I'm like, what, No, yeah, I think it's 714 00:51:16,119 --> 00:51:20,280 just a little pressure. But I forget now the article seems to have disappeared. 715 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,559 I was looking for that. I should have printed that out. But 716 00:51:22,639 --> 00:51:29,079 it was a whole article on how excessive like people are squeezing too hard. 717 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,199 You turned to Lenny from of Mice and Men and it's some people are getting 718 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:37,760 some serious. Do you want me to see if I can book one of 719 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:43,800 these pure romance ladies to come in and romance to a demonstration and maybe a 720 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,119 sales pitch for the you know what they can then I have to be here. 721 00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:51,639 They can have a COVID ghost bill fied. Maybe you make I would 722 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,239 I wouldn't be happy to do that. I would be happy to do that. 723 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:59,559 A build Oh, will get you a build with the flame with the 724 00:51:59,639 --> 00:52:04,920 flame, No, I don't want flames down a message. Here's what I'm 725 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,119 thinking. Here's what I'm thinking. We make a replica of me and you 726 00:52:07,199 --> 00:52:12,840 get a BUILDO and every vagina just tried up like the Sara. I was 727 00:52:13,079 --> 00:52:15,880 say, what do you get two firs? Maybe if that's what it takes, 728 00:52:16,119 --> 00:52:22,960 If that big whar. Yeah, it's just a little thing. The 729 00:52:23,039 --> 00:52:24,760 other thing, too, is like, if you're going to rate something one 730 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,480 start of five star, we gotta come up with a term like star to 731 00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:31,760 rate each product. What would you call it? One flame? Yeah, 732 00:52:32,039 --> 00:52:35,199 three flames? Yeah, one flame to three flames? I like that, 733 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:40,440 yeah, yeah, But I like the build O party. We have a 734 00:52:40,519 --> 00:52:45,639 Buildo party and you're invited. I wonder if we could do a whole podcast. 735 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:49,159 Can you get a bunch of women? Yes, we should take because 736 00:52:49,159 --> 00:52:52,840 should we take the podcast on the road for this one? And I'm not 737 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,440 a big fan of taking the podcast on the road. I just want to 738 00:52:57,599 --> 00:53:00,440 out now, over the past year and a half, these guys know, 739 00:53:00,599 --> 00:53:02,480 Kevin's gotten the ear folds of Well, we've done it at Gregs. How 740 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:07,800 about sex party at Greg's man cave? All the ladies can come? That 741 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:13,400 makes me uncomfortab at Greggs. Why wouldn't we go? Why wouldn't we go 742 00:53:13,559 --> 00:53:19,159 to where the live? Yeah? Why don't we go to Slutville? Might 743 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:22,800 get something on you. You're not gonna get any idea a Gregs. That's 744 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:28,800 true, that's true. You're right, except Pepperoni and Sauce, which by 745 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:32,960 the way, is a great toy, yes, that you can buy collection. 746 00:53:34,159 --> 00:53:37,039 But I think this is a good idea. Yeah, yeah, I 747 00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:42,119 think we have what is it called again, pure romance? But that's not 748 00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,280 pure romance. It's pure lust, isn't it pure? Just get me off? 749 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,039 They called marital aids. Here's two logo ones you want to call on 750 00:53:50,679 --> 00:53:54,440 next break? Uh? Yeah? Sure? Yeah? And how where did 751 00:53:54,519 --> 00:53:58,840 you find these people? Just googled sex toy parties. Oh, sex toy 752 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,199 parties. Yeah, and it came up. Well maybe and I think your 753 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:05,920 romance? Should we try to call them on the podcast? Yeah? Why 754 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,039 not? Yeah? Yeah, it's something up. I went to one like 755 00:54:08,079 --> 00:54:12,840 twelve years ago for a bachelor atte party. Spent a lot of money. 756 00:54:13,159 --> 00:54:15,119 Do you get tax Huh? Did you get the dick tas? No? 757 00:54:16,559 --> 00:54:25,639 Candies make them Penis macaroons for you know what I'm serting to sweat, Yeah, 758 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:30,760 getting No, we're not going to do you have a cool down solution? 759 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:35,800 Cool? You can jump in my pool afterwards? Right, Well, 760 00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:40,159 how do I think you know what's gonna happen naked in the pool. There's 761 00:54:40,199 --> 00:54:45,440 a lot of skinny dipping going on, a lot of skinny dipping Danny the 762 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,719 face. I like this. I kind of like the idea, though a 763 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:54,039 little bit. You know they have maybe they have an AARP discount. Oh 764 00:54:54,159 --> 00:54:59,800 my god, give yourself a heart attack ten percent. What do you mean 765 00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:04,239 yourself a heart attack? Get off too hard? Uh? Oh, that's 766 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,079 a myth. Well, if you're in, I'm coming and going at the 767 00:55:07,199 --> 00:55:12,000 same time. Man, it's only if you take two viagra tablets. Let 768 00:55:12,079 --> 00:55:15,679 me tell you something. A friend of ours, a friend of yours of 769 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:20,519 mine, okay, friend of yours of mine, recently was supposed to be 770 00:55:20,559 --> 00:55:24,159 doing some work for somebody, okay, and I showed up later or whatever, 771 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:30,840 and the person was giving him some ship and he goes, you know 772 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:36,440 who it is? Yes, heyme on, heme on. I took two 773 00:55:36,559 --> 00:55:40,599 viagara out of my head, just killing me today. That's not a young 774 00:55:40,679 --> 00:55:45,199 fella. No, like young fella. You don't want to be doing that 775 00:55:46,639 --> 00:55:50,639 somebody. That's not somebody who should be doing that. Well, you know 776 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,960 what I know. I know the story of a guy who died doing right 777 00:55:53,159 --> 00:55:57,480 well, too many viagra. Yeah, yeah, you can die. He's 778 00:55:57,519 --> 00:56:01,119 with his mistress, gets your blood out and then you get you can get 779 00:56:01,159 --> 00:56:06,239 that. It's it's not a sex pill to help you last longer or whatever 780 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,400 and get strong. It's just it's just to help you get an erection. 781 00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:14,119 It'll help you last longer. I have no idea, but I tell you 782 00:56:14,559 --> 00:56:19,960 that I have no idea. Do you like the generic brands Billy with your 783 00:56:20,039 --> 00:56:23,840 insurance, you might qualify definitely from Mexico. All right, we'll take a 784 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,199 break. When we come back, we will see if we can call the 785 00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,599 sex toy. We'll play the Tomyls sorta call yeah, and we still have 786 00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:34,440 a game of of course, Battle of the Sexes because Laura's here. It's 787 00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:37,239 all coming up, but first. In a world where legal troubles can turn 788 00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:42,039 your life upside down, finding yourself in a sticky situation like a d w 789 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:46,800 I arrest or facing accusations of a crime you didn't knowingly commit can be overwhelming. 790 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:52,320 That's why Circu and Circuit Lawn Pittsford is here to fight for your rights 791 00:56:52,519 --> 00:56:55,800 and personal freedoms. 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Hey, what's 818 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:42,880 going on? Man? Hey? It was just listening to the show. 819 00:58:44,199 --> 00:58:47,800 You fucking I made a comment about how you've been working out and nothing. 820 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:53,519 That fucking I called you a fat ass because you were talking about how you've 821 00:58:53,559 --> 00:59:00,400 been twacking and bucking. Facebook sent me a thing back where removed your comment 822 00:59:00,559 --> 00:59:10,480 from Billified because it's a bullying and inappropriate. So I just thought maybe if 823 00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:15,119 you didn't get to see it. I can't remember what exactly it said, 824 00:59:15,239 --> 00:59:22,280 but and be sure to like and subscribe to bilified wherever you get your podcast. 825 00:59:22,639 --> 00:59:29,360 Oh we love those listeners. Code move five then removed sixty six. 826 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,119 Uh. So we're talking about having a buildo party where we would have like 827 00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:36,079 a sex toy party. It's pure romance. Is that what it's called? 828 00:59:36,119 --> 00:59:38,480 Kevin? Yes, okay, and Kevin's giving me two numbers. Is this 829 00:59:39,559 --> 00:59:45,280 Carissa? What's the last name? Uh? It looks like Qutie you tie 830 00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:49,840 Taya Kataia and Jenna Pilano I think so, yeah, all right, Jenna 831 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:54,159 Pilano. I don't know I knew him, Bruce Pilato. That's the name 832 00:59:54,440 --> 01:00:01,400 on the on the What the bottle that life was was Jenna Pilato. Yeah, 833 01:00:01,559 --> 01:00:05,679 oh, we're calling Jenna Plata. Then we gotta wait, what bottle? 834 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,920 Can we have contacts? We talked about I like bottle he found the 835 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:14,280 lube Bodi he found that said when when empty? Oh yeah, we definitely 836 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,400 need to call Direction said when's not here? And if the name is Jenna, 837 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:22,280 maybe we can get Greg to come. So I didn't say Greg. 838 01:00:23,159 --> 01:00:28,480 That's Laura care of billified bel box. I didn't say it, Greg, 839 01:00:29,199 --> 01:00:32,360 I didn't write it. I didn't say it. Let's see you right now 840 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:37,840 and see what happens. Calling her blind? Do you think she'll answer I 841 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:44,400 found your name on a bottle of lube. If we don't get her, 842 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:45,679 do I go to the other one? Oh? Yeah, I don't believe 843 01:00:45,679 --> 01:01:00,400 a message anyways. Yeah, you know an answer? You don't know that. 844 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:04,960 Probably should have texted both of them. Oh is that what we should? 845 01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:14,599 I think we have a message? Is there a be pretty there? 846 01:01:14,639 --> 01:01:16,840 It is? Hey, Jenna, my name is Bill Moran, and we 847 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:22,800 are on our podcast right now, and we were talking about having a a 848 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,280 party, a sex toy party, romance party, pure romance party, and 849 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:30,280 we were wondering and we found your name and then somebody said they they've seen 850 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:34,280 your number before on the side of a bottle in case in case you run 851 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,960 out, or before you run out a call. But anyway, it reached 852 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,440 me back to the number. I don't want to say it over the podcast, 853 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:45,480 but it should show up on your phone because we'd love to at least 854 01:01:45,519 --> 01:01:47,800 have you on to discuss this. That's all all right, goodbye? Should 855 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:51,519 I try the other lad? Just give it a shot, you think, 856 01:01:51,599 --> 01:01:57,639 so why not? Yes, she calls back and can conference them who's got 857 01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:04,800 higher sales? Who? Yeah, it's a weird thing because because I would 858 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,360 think like Adam and Eves got the the lock on this, don't they. 859 01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:10,559 We should probably also make sure that somebody says something so it doesn't sound like 860 01:02:10,599 --> 01:02:15,599 three perverts. Oh you mean Laura. Oh maybe Laura needs a message and 861 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:19,920 not me. Is that what we're saying. No, just it's not three 862 01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,119 perverts talking into the microphone. There's a woman here too. Yeah, Hello, 863 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:28,320 is this Carissa? Yeah, hi Chris. My name is Bill Moran, 864 01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:32,400 and I'm I'm calling you from my my podcast. And we were talking 865 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:37,679 about pure romance parties and we did a search. We did a search and 866 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:42,239 your name, your name and number came up. So is it okay to 867 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,400 talk to you? Sure? All right? So we were thinking, like 868 01:02:45,519 --> 01:02:47,599 we'd like to have a party, but I don't know how this all works. 869 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:52,599 And our friend Laura is on the podcast tonight and she and she was 870 01:02:53,079 --> 01:02:57,599 she was saying that she's been to these parties before and she would host it 871 01:02:57,639 --> 01:03:00,199 at her house, but we would do the podcast from there. But we'd 872 01:03:00,239 --> 01:03:07,000 like to call it the build O party, the build O Yes, I 873 01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:12,480 do those parties. So our company used to be women only, but we 874 01:03:12,639 --> 01:03:19,239 recently changed it and men are allowed at the parties to four. All wait, 875 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,119 I have a question. Why what was the policy? Why was it 876 01:03:22,199 --> 01:03:25,400 women only because it's too intimidating to have guys there. You think it went 877 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:30,519 to make women feel comfortable and safe. One in five women have been sectually 878 01:03:30,559 --> 01:03:35,480 assaulted in their lifetime. So yeah, so it was to make them feel 879 01:03:35,559 --> 01:03:38,239 comfortable and safe. Unless you identified as a female, you couldn't be there. 880 01:03:39,039 --> 01:03:43,880 But now we change it and all genders are welcome. We've been the 881 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,119 parties in the past where it is both husband and wife and it's got to 882 01:03:46,159 --> 01:03:51,000 come a couple. Couple. Well, but that makes sense. Could tell 883 01:03:51,039 --> 01:03:53,280 you the truth. Most of the guys need a little lesson so they should 884 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:59,760 be comfortable. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, wait to play a 885 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:00,639 game. I gotta play a game. We gotta play a game here real 886 01:04:00,719 --> 01:04:04,360 quick. Christ All right, Danny, what side of town do you think 887 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:08,320 she lives on? Since I'm gonna say west side, she's a west side 888 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,280 or Kevin, I'm gonna say east sider, but born on the west side, 889 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,280 born on the west Side, Laura, do you have a guess. 890 01:04:13,519 --> 01:04:17,800 I'm gonna say she's out in like Canadaguadaigua area. Okay, I'm going more 891 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:20,039 fingers. Why why do you say that? Why do you get the Finger 892 01:04:20,119 --> 01:04:25,400 Lake? I think I know why people let her answer Danny Jesus, Danny 893 01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:33,679 emphasist, Danny. I don't know. I just I feel like if you 894 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:40,960 are located in the Finger Lakes region, she could serve a whole many areas. 895 01:04:41,119 --> 01:04:44,880 Oh yeah, with our needs. I was wondering if you were saying 896 01:04:45,039 --> 01:04:54,880 finger Lake fingers, Dan, why did you say that? Because Cande with 897 01:04:54,920 --> 01:05:00,039 the houses are more expensive. You need a second job. I'm gonna I 898 01:05:00,159 --> 01:05:02,079 was getting an east side vibe as well for some reason, I'm thinking but 899 01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:08,320 I'm thinking more Penfield Webster. No, there's only one. I'm a Westsider. 900 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:13,079 I'm in Greece, of course, the grease got it. Yeah, 901 01:05:15,239 --> 01:05:20,199 I'm for that above ground pool. That's not very nice there. People are 902 01:05:20,239 --> 01:05:25,199 cool, that's right, that's right, all right? So how do we 903 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,639 do this or how do we book one? And what do we have to 904 01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:30,000 do? Does it cost money? What's the store? No, it doesn't 905 01:05:30,079 --> 01:05:32,400 cost money. So we just took a date that works for everybody. You 906 01:05:32,519 --> 01:05:35,760 invite all your friends. I come, I bring my goodies, I do 907 01:05:36,119 --> 01:05:41,880 my demo, and then people get to shop after your demo. Yeah, 908 01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:47,880 like I have a whole demo of You're gonna you're gonna touch things, you're 909 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:51,400 gonna field things, you're gonna smell things, you're gonna taste things. How 910 01:05:51,480 --> 01:06:00,639 long have you what's that smell? I've been doing this since twenty nineteen because 911 01:06:00,639 --> 01:06:02,800 I was telling you guys that I went to one of these parties, but 912 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:13,280 it was back in like two thousand and fourteen reports, Yeah, twenty nineteen, 913 01:06:13,559 --> 01:06:20,880 and so our sales blew up during COVID. Yeah with that home I 914 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:28,119 got divorced and definitely expanded my vibrator connection. Wow is this Yeah, we've 915 01:06:28,159 --> 01:06:30,320 got to take a date that works best for everybody. Where's the party going 916 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,880 to be? Like, what what part of town? Webster? Webster? 917 01:06:34,039 --> 01:06:39,239 Okay, we come off to Webster. Sure, yeah, so but we 918 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:43,000 need to set a date that works for everybody. What we can do We 919 01:06:43,119 --> 01:06:45,599 get you to come up on the show some night too and talk about your 920 01:06:45,639 --> 01:06:49,880 business. Yeah, walk outside of the party. Yeah, Okay, that 921 01:06:50,039 --> 01:06:54,880 works. Yeah, but that the studios in Fairport. Can you did your 922 01:06:55,239 --> 01:06:59,519 You might need to get a Jet Blue flight or something. They let me 923 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:02,000 in a lot of her In all, I'm also a travel agent, so 924 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:09,159 I have access. I saw all the things that bring you pleasure. That 925 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:15,760 is, Do you fly with your vibrator collection? Yeah? Absolutely? Absolutely? 926 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:19,159 Question, Yeah, it's a loaded gun. For godsake, I don't 927 01:07:19,199 --> 01:07:24,519 think it absolutely if you do. If you do, never put it in 928 01:07:24,599 --> 01:07:27,360 your check bit. If you have to clear on your carry on, why 929 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,760 you carry on Because they have a lithium battery in it. They're rechargeable, 930 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:35,679 so they can't It can't be checked under the luggage. But also people have 931 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:39,840 had them stolen out of their checked eggs. Gross, right, but they 932 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:43,519 have Sometimes I think there's a bomb of something starts vibrating under the plane. 933 01:07:45,039 --> 01:07:49,960 Yeah, excuse me, folks, we got to make an emergency landing just 934 01:07:50,079 --> 01:08:00,239 to do the daily show. All right, this is a totally un start 935 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,519 good call. Right, well, it was a totally unexpected thing for me 936 01:08:02,599 --> 01:08:05,679 as well. Isn't that great? We do seat of the pants here? 937 01:08:06,079 --> 01:08:10,000 What's your biggest sellar? Can you tell us what the biggest seller is? 938 01:08:11,119 --> 01:08:15,279 Actually, our biggest sellar is our shave creams shaved cream? Yeah, can 939 01:08:15,319 --> 01:08:18,920 they change shave home on a second? Now, because this is the question 940 01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:25,680 usually these these are things. Are they are you primarily selling to people who 941 01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:29,000 are using them solo? Or are you using them as a couple because I'm 942 01:08:29,039 --> 01:08:32,239 thinking there isn't a woman that would want a man with a razor near her 943 01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:39,720 nether region. So I'm thinking right, because well, I nicked my neck 944 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:44,520 when I shave. I can't imagine the second of a sudden you know, 945 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,560 we have actually eighty percent of our product is like a bathroom beauty line. 946 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:53,880 There's shaved cream, there's body oil, stuff like that, lotions, but 947 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,479 then we have the lotions and potions, and then we have the bedroom accessories 948 01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:00,079 too. It's is twenty percent. But most of my client tell us women, 949 01:09:01,399 --> 01:09:06,000 but I have a mix of single women, married women, so all 950 01:09:06,079 --> 01:09:10,920 the above. Okay, all right, well answer but the shave cream. 951 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:15,079 But then we yeah, why the shave Why the shaved cream? Do you 952 01:09:15,159 --> 01:09:17,880 think that's the biggest seller. It's our most popular shave cream. It's called 953 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:23,239 Kouchie and it's our conditioning shave cream, and it helps protect against razor burns, 954 01:09:23,319 --> 01:09:26,039 bumped and grown hair. We have it for men too, right, 955 01:09:26,119 --> 01:09:29,439 So I always tell my ladies at the party, if your partner's a male 956 01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:31,640 and he's not manscaping, he should be because nobody likes to eat a sweater, 957 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:42,680 right right, yes, yes, yeah right? But the yeah, 958 01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,880 yeah, it's called couchie cream. Yeah, yeah, cuchie cream. And 959 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:48,680 that's our shaving cream. Well you can shave your legs and stuff with that. 960 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:53,720 Yeah, you can shave anywhere with it. Yeah. Absolutely. Are 961 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:58,439 you a married woman? I am eighteen years, we've been together. All 962 01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:03,119 the products he us. Yeah, I love that. There's a penis extender. 963 01:10:03,319 --> 01:10:06,600 I'm out, Well there is, that's brand new. I'm on your 964 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:13,800 website. What is extender? It goes over your It goes over yourself and 965 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,279 gives you length, and girls go, oh my god, it's like a 966 01:10:16,399 --> 01:10:23,039 sleeve. Yea god, damn it. I was ever asked to put that 967 01:10:23,119 --> 01:10:30,560 on leaving before. Do you want to contact me off the podcast to set 968 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:32,760 up a date and time? Yeah, probably better to do it off the 969 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:36,039 podcast. Yeah, perfect, Okay, I'll send you a touch on my 970 01:10:36,159 --> 01:10:40,239 phone here in a minute and we'll set Okay, all right, okay, 971 01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:45,760 okay, all right. The bay Wow. All right, how's that? 972 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:50,640 Wow? Now we're on now I want I would like to ask a question, 973 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:54,800 Daniel, Okay, will your wife attend this part? Absolutely? She 974 01:10:54,840 --> 01:11:00,199 would down there. I'm so happy, Kevin. Will she leave? Yeah? 975 01:11:01,439 --> 01:11:04,159 Will she be on the podcast that night with us? What's she doing? 976 01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:06,479 I don't know? Yeah, I don't know. All right, Okay, 977 01:11:08,159 --> 01:11:11,000 alright, I'm not sure excited all of a sudden, now I'm uncomfortable. 978 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:12,960 You know, we're gonna get it. You know who we're gonna get 979 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:16,239 a text message from. Make sure he's invited, don't you? Mark Kilman 980 01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:21,359 and probably Doug. Yeah, that's where I was gonna go. Actually, 981 01:11:21,479 --> 01:11:28,079 no, Marks, I think, yeah, that's Laura's shorehouse. And then 982 01:11:28,119 --> 01:11:31,000 that's fine. Don't say that. Oh my god, it would be hilarious. 983 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,520 I am so far this all right? Well, there you go. 984 01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:42,399 I for some reason, all of a sudden, I'm like, oh sure 985 01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:45,039 if this is a good idea, all of a sudden, len too too 986 01:11:45,119 --> 01:11:45,960 much? What do you? What are you making a face over there for? 987 01:11:46,199 --> 01:11:48,319 No, I'm just saying I can I said it yet it? Yeah, 988 01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,199 show up, bring the mics and the bottle of wine. You're you're 989 01:11:51,239 --> 01:11:56,560 in a that's it. Forever Summer. It's the it's my favorite rose for 990 01:11:56,640 --> 01:12:00,279 summer, so delicious wine. We had the wine summer Forever Summer. It's 991 01:12:00,319 --> 01:12:03,880 called Heard. Yeah, it's really good. And whispering Angel last night. 992 01:12:04,159 --> 01:12:06,920 Yeah, is it a rose? Yeah, I've had that too, it's 993 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,720 not bad. I think I had that at JoJo's once. Yeah, I 994 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:15,359 think they had it there. Not that I'm sipping roses around town at all. 995 01:12:15,479 --> 01:12:20,800 And me and Danny are straight. We didn't get right. Yeah, 996 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:29,159 that's right. It's a pair Asian pair the Cucci. Speaking of laughter and 997 01:12:29,279 --> 01:12:32,560 things. Last night we went back. I played a tape from twenty almost 998 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:36,039 twenty five years ago, and it happened to have a kid being across the 999 01:12:36,079 --> 01:12:42,079 street at the Landing in Fairport, and then we're in packets Landing, but 1000 01:12:42,119 --> 01:12:45,199 across the street is called the Landing. He was there collecting sex toys. 1001 01:12:45,359 --> 01:12:48,920 Look at that. It's just come full circle full. Like I said last 1002 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:54,199 night, not much has changed in twenty five years. But then Danny said 1003 01:12:54,239 --> 01:12:57,640 to me, we used to make calls to Tommy Lesorda. He was the 1004 01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:00,760 baseball manager. He was the slim, fast guy. Right. Yes, 1005 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:04,800 he did some other commercialshere. He was a personality, he really was. 1006 01:13:05,239 --> 01:13:13,119 And you had his phone number and we would call him and we would wait 1007 01:13:13,239 --> 01:13:15,560 till eight o'clock our time, so it was fiving him in La and we 1008 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:21,039 would call him and he would answer and his TV would be blaring sometimes and 1009 01:13:21,239 --> 01:13:25,560 all this stuff. Well, in this particular piece that Danny sent me, 1010 01:13:26,039 --> 01:13:30,439 it was me a woman who's been on this podcast, Alex. She works, 1011 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:33,239 she's a freelance producer. Now she's actually doing a Netflix show right now. 1012 01:13:33,359 --> 01:13:36,840 She was at Tarik Hill's house yesterday because of this podcast. Oh wow, 1013 01:13:38,119 --> 01:13:43,680 we gave her that storyline. Yeah, the Robbie and Rob Robbie chosen 1014 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:46,880 Anderson. Robbie Anderson said he was part of the Miami Dolphins and it got 1015 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:49,640 back to Tarik Hill and now he wanted to be part of the show because 1016 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:53,479 his wife or a friend or something. But that all came out of this 1017 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,560 party. Do you want to stay together, you better get me on that 1018 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:59,479 show. She sent me a picture of them going to his house where he 1019 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,520 lives. He lives in the same building as Lionel Messi and all these other 1020 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:06,479 people down in Miami. And there is an elevator for your car that takes 1021 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:11,840 you up to your floor. You drive in the garage, get in the 1022 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:15,359 elevator and it takes you up and then you have a parking spot by your 1023 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:18,800 door on your floor because these people don't want to bother. Fucking cool? 1024 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,800 Is that? How fucking cool is that? You see that? She sent 1025 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:26,760 me a picture. I'll show you, but anyway, it's her. It's 1026 01:14:27,079 --> 01:14:31,720 tom Ulay, you and me and we uh we call Tommy Lesorta. But 1027 01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:35,039 first, at the time, we were waiting for a hurricane to come in. 1028 01:14:35,239 --> 01:14:41,359 It was right before the Republican Convention, something August August sometimes of twenty 1029 01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,680 twenty twelve, twenty twelve. All right, here we go before we call 1030 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:49,479 Tommy Lasorda. Tropical storm Isaac has a message for everybody. Well, it's 1031 01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:53,000 got a voice. Yeah, now let me I'll have to reset it. 1032 01:14:53,079 --> 01:14:57,960 While I don't think you could play this bit today, I really know this 1033 01:14:58,079 --> 01:15:02,439 is tropical stormy. Oh yeah, And I'm on my way to the Republican 1034 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:11,279 Utation. I'll just blow into town by about the time and Romney takes the 1035 01:15:11,359 --> 01:15:15,159 stage. Now I ain't coming alone either. I'm bringing an untarage of tree 1036 01:15:15,279 --> 01:15:20,800 lambs, power lines, and chunks of fishing boats filled with streaming Puerto Ricans. 1037 01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:28,199 This election year, your party's gonna be off the hook, down the 1038 01:15:28,279 --> 01:15:32,199 street and most likely stranding on top of a hotel waving to see it inn 1039 01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:39,279 helicopter. This tropical storm I is, and I'll see you soon. Peace. 1040 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:44,319 I wait, I'm gonna launch at that at seven o'clock. A few 1041 01:15:44,399 --> 01:15:45,800 drinks, and I knew the Puerto Rican line would kill you. I love 1042 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:51,159 it. So Tommy would drink on Fridays and he would start drinking Scotch at 1043 01:15:51,199 --> 01:15:54,479 eight o'clock in the morning. He'd wait till eight o'clock and then he'd go 1044 01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:58,079 to the cabinet and he wore something a big one. There were days he 1045 01:15:58,159 --> 01:16:02,239 got to wait to go home to get a buzz on. So then we 1046 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:06,920 said, I want you to call Tommy Lasorda wall the first hurricane to go 1047 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:17,199 on disability. Not give him but my back hurt. Get away from it, 1048 01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:21,399 all right, Tommy Lasorda, the person who wanted to hear Tommy talk 1049 01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:24,920 too drunk. All right, I can do it. So what are you 1050 01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,439 gonna say. We'll find out when we talked to mister Losorda. Okay, 1051 01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,840 keep it going, all right, I canna do the uh do the one 1052 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:35,000 that always works well, seemed to it seemed to change. So I'm trying 1053 01:16:35,039 --> 01:16:44,359 this one first. Are these yeah? I assume these are fours? Yes, 1054 01:16:45,279 --> 01:16:49,319 I couldn't read your hand again. Here we go, Tommy lisorda, 1055 01:16:53,399 --> 01:16:59,800 Tommy, it's Sandy, Sandy. Can you get Sandy? I need to 1056 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:04,319 let bro. Can you camp me out? It's go fects. Yeah, 1057 01:17:04,399 --> 01:17:08,720 sure, it's co fact Bro, I'm down on sunset. I need to 1058 01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:14,000 lift. Why why are you guys doing this? Why tell me? Why? 1059 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:18,279 Because the maserati won't turn over? Because right the maserati, it's cracked 1060 01:17:18,279 --> 01:17:21,439 the bed. Why don't you come to me face to face and talk to 1061 01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:24,880 me. I'm gonna come over there if you give me a look that come 1062 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:30,159 over. Yeah, if you get me, because you get the ship knocked 1063 01:17:30,159 --> 01:17:34,000 out of here too. Why you gotta talk like that? We used to 1064 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:45,640 have lost you idiots. You're not going to pick me up. It's not 1065 01:17:55,039 --> 01:18:00,880 Tommy, it's still hung up. No, it's not. He did not 1066 01:18:00,359 --> 01:18:11,720 know. Why does he answer? This went? That was the longest thing 1067 01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:15,279 I've ever but that was great. That was great. That was great. 1068 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,600 Even started laughing when you said I had to go down on the floor. 1069 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,600 If you were watching on you stream, I got down on the floor because 1070 01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:29,920 I didn't want to be near him, you said, Sandy, Sandy kofex, 1071 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:34,640 Why do you guys do this to me? Now? Of course you 1072 01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:39,640 do because you're drunk. If you get soft when you're drunk, normally just 1073 01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:43,000 a hard ass prick. No, no, no, And he didn't get 1074 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:48,000 all soft. There you go. That was It's just so it brings me 1075 01:18:48,119 --> 01:18:50,640 right back. Yeah, that was so funny to see the whole thing. 1076 01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:54,479 He would not hang on he would like the phone. You could just see 1077 01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:57,720 it. And I don't know if that's funny than anybody else, but goddamn, 1078 01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:00,399 it just still makes me laugh to this day, you know, and 1079 01:19:00,479 --> 01:19:04,199 you forget like Tom mulay is still on the radio, but just a funny 1080 01:19:04,399 --> 01:19:09,600 funny. I had a talent that I've never really seen. I haven't really 1081 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:12,840 seen it like that, you know, to that level. And it's just 1082 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,880 that quick. I mean, even with the the hurricane, you know, 1083 01:19:17,399 --> 01:19:25,079 just Hurrican Isaac. It's just so bad. It's so terrible. And I'm 1084 01:19:25,079 --> 01:19:30,640 sure people I can't those they were, but you couldn't play that bit to 1085 01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:33,359 that I could not play that. You couldn't nor could you, nor could 1086 01:19:33,359 --> 01:19:36,399 you call Tabula sorta because he's dead, but Tommy Disorta is dead and if 1087 01:19:36,399 --> 01:19:39,800 we can find all the other time of these sort of calls. Yeah, 1088 01:19:40,439 --> 01:19:45,560 God, I I forget because I just when I'm done with something, I 1089 01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:47,920 just turn it off in my brain. Yeah, you know, I just 1090 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,079 flipped that switch, which I think, I don't think is a really good 1091 01:19:50,079 --> 01:19:55,560 way to be, but I do. And I would always say, you 1092 01:19:55,640 --> 01:20:00,199 know, the show I did after that, it was not very good and 1093 01:20:00,319 --> 01:20:02,439 it didn't go very well. And then had I not gotten an opportunity in 1094 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:05,279 La, I don't think I would have been I think they would have fired 1095 01:20:05,359 --> 01:20:08,840 me. And then I came back and they were like, well, what 1096 01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:11,119 are we going to do with them now, because they thought for sure I 1097 01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:14,479 was taking the job in LA and I didn't. I didn't take it, 1098 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,840 so they had already made moves they had put Uh yeah, oh, I 1099 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:20,039 didn't know. Well, I was doing mornings on a show on a station 1100 01:20:20,159 --> 01:20:23,600 called at the time it was called The Drive. That's right. I have 1101 01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:26,239 to do my own thing, and it was kind of this music intensive and 1102 01:20:26,359 --> 01:20:28,920 I did know how to do it, and I was well. I made 1103 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,479 the mistake of for the first time in a long time, listening to management 1104 01:20:31,479 --> 01:20:34,920 and it didn't go very well. And then I had an opportunity in LA 1105 01:20:35,119 --> 01:20:38,439 and they thought for sure I was going to get it, and could they 1106 01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:41,880 pipe that show back because it wasn't going to be my show. I was 1107 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:45,560 going to be like second Mic through Mic on that show, and uh, 1108 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:50,600 the money was not going to be great, so I couldn't go. I 1109 01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:54,560 was married, I had three kids, and LA was you know, yeah, 1110 01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:59,000 La, yeah. So I turned it down, but but they had 1111 01:20:59,039 --> 01:21:01,520 already been made the transfer. They were moving Elvis Durand onto that station. 1112 01:21:02,079 --> 01:21:05,000 So now they were like, oh, well we'll have you do wrap arounds 1113 01:21:05,039 --> 01:21:09,079 on Elvis. Well, now you're paying me a certain amount of money to 1114 01:21:09,159 --> 01:21:12,039 do little inserts, so they're like, well, how about you do this? 1115 01:21:12,479 --> 01:21:15,479 So I cut a deal with them to do another station, and then 1116 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,439 they came to me and go, how about this, And that's when this 1117 01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:21,239 show I did, the last show I did, and that one I would 1118 01:21:21,239 --> 01:21:24,920 always say was one one of the best shows, and it was a really 1119 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:29,079 good show. But I forgot how great this show Break Respectact and that was 1120 01:21:29,159 --> 01:21:31,319 a really, really, really good show. That may be one of the 1121 01:21:31,399 --> 01:21:35,079 best radio shows if you could go back, and I would put that up 1122 01:21:35,079 --> 01:21:42,000 against anything anywhere. We had raving fans who like would do anything for us, 1123 01:21:42,119 --> 01:21:45,279 Like if one of us had an issue, these people literally and people 1124 01:21:45,319 --> 01:21:47,800 coming mow my lawn would come to Oh my gosh, yeah didn't did. 1125 01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:53,039 There were a couple that came in like help build your like treehouse Shordan at 1126 01:21:53,079 --> 01:21:56,720 one point. Then when they added music to the morning show, they had 1127 01:21:56,760 --> 01:22:01,000 a protest outside signs crap. It was funny. All right, we'll take 1128 01:22:01,039 --> 01:22:04,000 a moment when we come back. We'll close it out with a I was 1129 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,760 gonna say, closest has been Battle of the Sexes. We will do that 1130 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:11,359 next. But first, Red White and Brew learn more at Red White and 1131 01:22:11,399 --> 01:22:15,439 Brew rock dot com. Jimmy Z's Plates and Shakes has leveled up. We're 1132 01:22:15,479 --> 01:22:18,840 talking evolution, baby. No more regular hours, they've gone full on special 1133 01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:21,800 ops. I know what you're saying, Wait, no more regular hours, 1134 01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:26,199 How do I get my plate fixed? Fear not? You can now catch 1135 01:22:26,239 --> 01:22:29,720 Jimmy Z catering your events, rolling up with their food truck, or rocking 1136 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:33,199 special events at their main Street Rockport location, and you can book all this 1137 01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:38,359 online. Just get to plates in Shakes dot com to book your catering, 1138 01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:43,600 food truck visit or special event. Jimmy Z's evolving to keep your taste buds 1139 01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:47,399 on their toes. Book it all online at platesinshakes dot com because you deserve 1140 01:22:47,520 --> 01:23:06,760 more than ordinary Jimmy Z's plates and shakes you get from then we just turn 1141 01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:18,359 out dreaming. You lither me, they won't know Teddy Bear and get out 1142 01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:30,680 the whipsase bring me instead. I was stoning that was not every shot you 1143 01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:41,560 long time box? Can Wilson give me? Ashley Monroe? Is your name? 1144 01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:44,880 The name of the song is weed instead of Roses. I uh. 1145 01:23:45,119 --> 01:23:51,119 I've become a big fan of the Chris Stapleton channel on Serious Exam and I 1146 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:55,079 he played this on there, and I was like, God, damn, 1147 01:23:55,119 --> 01:23:58,760 I have to write this one down. So I listened to Chris Channel on 1148 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,239 the way here. Yeah, and they played three songs in a row, 1149 01:24:00,359 --> 01:24:05,399 all having to do with drinking. Yeah, well so they But it's not 1150 01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:10,840 all country on there, for because I've heard Zeppelin, guns and Roses. 1151 01:24:11,119 --> 01:24:14,680 It's all like what he it's the most eclectic. I mean, you're here 1152 01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:19,640 in old school, whiny country man. Yeah, but I like it drinking. 1153 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:25,800 This song is do you think no? Just the rock and roll and 1154 01:24:26,079 --> 01:24:29,680 yeah, it is all the influences I think on him for sure. Listened 1155 01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:32,319 to Kenny Testney No Shoes Radio. I have listened to No Shoes Radio. 1156 01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:35,359 I don't I don't mind no shoes right now. We prefer that style. 1157 01:24:35,399 --> 01:24:39,159 I'm a more a bigger Jimmy Buffett fan, although I've gone to see Kenny 1158 01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:42,600 Chesney. I'm a huge fan of the John Mayer station. I like life 1159 01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:45,760 with John Mayer and I think John Mayer was on he was doing it live 1160 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:48,880 today. You know what you're such a such a scene. Well, it 1161 01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:56,439 was just Yeah. I was at Kennye Chesney on Thursday and then Zach Brown 1162 01:24:56,479 --> 01:25:00,520 Band on Sunday, and they're very like, Yeah, it seems like influenza 1163 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:01,960 of each other. I would be a bigger fan of Zach Oh, he 1164 01:25:02,159 --> 01:25:06,239 was great. Yeah, where where was Zach mac mac? And then Kenny 1165 01:25:06,399 --> 01:25:11,920 was Syracuse? Syracuse? You're getting around? I know what's going on? 1166 01:25:12,239 --> 01:25:15,640 Three concerts in nine days? Wow? What is going on? Love? 1167 01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:19,399 Live music, my summer vibe. Yeah, music with a bear in hand. 1168 01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:23,439 Okay, do you do lawn? Do you do? I do? 1169 01:25:24,439 --> 01:25:28,960 I do some of each? For Abbott Brothers, I was, I was 1170 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:33,239 a guest, so I had the consolation like the VIP Kenny Chestney, I 1171 01:25:33,359 --> 01:25:38,479 was, I had seats. What is this round outside in the rain? 1172 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:40,640 Who do you go with? Is it all with Joe? Does he get 1173 01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:44,239 drank? No? Wait, all of a sudden, I heard of God. 1174 01:25:44,399 --> 01:25:48,000 No, no he's not. He came to Zach Brown, but it 1175 01:25:48,119 --> 01:25:50,800 was less than it. He bought the tickets. But Renee and I are 1176 01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:57,840 like concert buddies. Is Renee your blonde? Yeah? Okay, so she's 1177 01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,920 a and you just this is your somewhere? What what's next? What's on? 1178 01:26:01,159 --> 01:26:04,720 What's on deck? Well? In two weeks, Joe and I are 1179 01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:10,119 going to Wildwood, New Jersey for Barefoot Country Music Fast. Okay, that 1180 01:26:10,199 --> 01:26:13,560 looks pretty cool? Is that yeah? Is that down a Wildwood? Yep? 1181 01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:18,560 Yep? So that's four days he's playing that? Uh? Keith Urban, 1182 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:26,560 Luke, Bryan Old Dominion and Kane Brown the four Headlinersody know. Claudia 1183 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:31,479 Houser, she just played. She's local, she's local, she's the commercials 1184 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:38,079 she's on the eye commercial fast yeah she uh is I just called her, 1185 01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:41,239 Uh, spoke to her mom and had a lovely conversation with the mom, 1186 01:26:41,359 --> 01:26:44,520 trying to get her to do like a one on one because she has her 1187 01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:48,640 own coffee and she has her own bourbon anybodywhere else? Yes, she does. 1188 01:26:49,279 --> 01:26:56,439 Uh. She also is just is or is about to or did already 1189 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,960 open for Keith in l A. Keith she did. Yeah, I believe 1190 01:27:00,520 --> 01:27:02,479 in Keith Urban in La. Yeah. Yeah, I mean that's amazing. 1191 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:08,600 And there's no her from what I know from people who talked to her. 1192 01:27:09,199 --> 01:27:13,359 I know somebody who had lunch with her said that there's no gig that's too 1193 01:27:13,399 --> 01:27:15,800 small for her. She was playing Lock thirty two. But she's opening for 1194 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:19,840 Keith Urban. Yeah, and she's got her own she's got her own coffee, 1195 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:24,359 and she's got her own whiskey, and she doesn't want her coffee sold 1196 01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:29,560 in a certain store in this town. And on purpose, and then it 1197 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:33,319 was just funny. I will refrain. Something may come out in a couple 1198 01:27:33,319 --> 01:27:36,840 of weeks. Something may come out in a couple of weeks. Because I 1199 01:27:39,119 --> 01:27:42,199 I'm going to be going to the Stone show with my brother in Cleveland, 1200 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:47,600 so I'm going to be taping extra shows next week and with somebody who says 1201 01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:53,079 that there's a place in town that they put your stuff on their shelves and 1202 01:27:53,159 --> 01:27:58,000 then they figure out how you do it, and then they move you down 1203 01:27:58,039 --> 01:28:01,520 a couple notches. Yeah, so I don't know or or completely out or 1204 01:28:02,479 --> 01:28:08,319 they put their little logo on it instead. And Claudia has been said, 1205 01:28:08,359 --> 01:28:12,640 you know, so I don't know where a coffee is and I don't know 1206 01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:16,560 anything. That's what I wanted to find out. But she's she's amazing. 1207 01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:19,159 She's got a couple of local gigs coming up. Yeah, I mean she 1208 01:28:19,359 --> 01:28:23,800 seems like a really from what I've been told from people to know, are 1209 01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:27,880 just really really sweet. What you see is what you get. And when 1210 01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:30,920 I talk to her mother, I said to her, I just don't need 1211 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:33,319 to tell you because I'm a parent too, this is what people say behind 1212 01:28:33,319 --> 01:28:38,239 your daughter's back. And she said, my daughter wears a shirt sometimes it 1213 01:28:38,319 --> 01:28:41,399 says I'm a product of them, meaning her mom and dad. Apple doesn't 1214 01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:44,840 follow her from there. It's pretty good. That's cool. You know who 1215 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:49,720 like actually specializes in local food is Whole Foods, which is odd because they're 1216 01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:55,039 a national chain. That other chain that you're talking about is not as natural 1217 01:28:55,159 --> 01:28:58,840 as people here want to believe it is. It's not. But the bigger 1218 01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:03,640 one that just moved the town actually showcases more local stuff because they have Amazon 1219 01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:06,720 behind them. Yeah, but still though true. And then the other is 1220 01:29:08,279 --> 01:29:11,159 that would be a regional one. But I don't I don't know. I'm 1221 01:29:11,199 --> 01:29:15,960 just saying I feel like just saying, all right, we ready for Battle 1222 01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:20,359 of the sexes. This is where what do we get the lady questions? 1223 01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:24,680 You get the questions that girls would know, and Laura gets the question that 1224 01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:27,720 guys should know the answers to Okay, here we go. I'll start with 1225 01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:35,560 Laura husk Varna is a brand of what to the gentleman. A twin tub 1226 01:29:36,079 --> 01:29:44,000 is a type of what a twin tub? It's a sex toy, Danny, 1227 01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:50,600 I was like, we're sex toy. Ever over to Laura Voodoo Lounge, 1228 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:55,399 Exile on Main Street and Sticky Fingers. Our album is by what band 1229 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:06,920 women? What would you use cuticle cream on? Come on? What does 1230 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:15,840 a techometer measure tell themen? What was the first slow down? A second? 1231 01:30:15,840 --> 01:30:18,359 Here? Yeah? You dancing them all? Yeah, but I gotta 1232 01:30:18,399 --> 01:30:26,079 go back to the first one, all right, So then what was it 1233 01:30:26,239 --> 01:30:30,239 gentlemen, what country was the first in the world to give women the right 1234 01:30:30,399 --> 01:30:34,159 to vote? What country? What country first in the world to give women 1235 01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:38,960 the right to vote? I think Laura has to answer this one as well, 1236 01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:44,520 because I bet she don't know it. Uh, the country in the 1237 01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:51,640 world? What country would be that progressive? Well that's foolish. Oh look 1238 01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:58,319 at this. I was joking. But you know what's funny is that there 1239 01:30:58,359 --> 01:31:00,560 are actually women out there who don't why we want to have the right to 1240 01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:08,600 vote. She's probably one of them. All right, let's see a country 1241 01:31:09,279 --> 01:31:12,439 over to the women. What sport would I be participating in if I were 1242 01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:17,560 in a rock and mall? A rock and Mall? I don't know, 1243 01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:25,039 gentlemen. What was the name of the mascot for the women's workforce during World 1244 01:31:25,159 --> 01:31:32,800 War Two? Come on? If KO is knockout? What is t KO? 1245 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:43,640 Gentlemen? Singer is a brand name of what product? My wife's got 1246 01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:46,680 a few of these? Really, she got him at the Passion party or 1247 01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:53,159 whatever. Yeah, she called Jenna Pilano, who starred in The Fugitive as 1248 01:31:53,279 --> 01:31:59,680 doctor Richard Kimball. Now you going to the movie, the movie, TV 1249 01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:03,159 show movie? Okay, yes, I don't think I got a single question 1250 01:32:04,199 --> 01:32:08,920 if I ask for Perry, gentlemen, what am I asking for? Okay? 1251 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,319 And last, but not least, for Laura, who was the voice 1252 01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:20,520 of Darth Vader? And gentlemen, what color most closely is a sterling silver 1253 01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:28,920 rose? Wait? What? What color most closely is a sterling silver rose? 1254 01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:39,560 What color? What color is a sterling silver rose? Correct? Still 1255 01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:45,119 trying to figure out how this I got this bruise? All right, Huskvarna 1256 01:32:45,279 --> 01:32:55,119 is a brand of what cigar? Danny chainsaw outdoor power tools. My wife 1257 01:32:55,279 --> 01:32:58,840 hated. She was She's cut down trees, Max wife, and she used 1258 01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:02,960 steel insistent she was a steel Yeah s t I h l yeah steal. 1259 01:33:03,399 --> 01:33:06,359 Gentlemen, what is a twin tub? What's a twin tub? Danny? 1260 01:33:06,439 --> 01:33:10,319 Is it you like those Biger commercials where they have the guy and the girls 1261 01:33:10,359 --> 01:33:14,399 sitting next to just I said, it's a sink. You know what a 1262 01:33:14,439 --> 01:33:18,920 twin tub is. It's a washing machine from the Oh yeah, yeah, 1263 01:33:19,119 --> 01:33:24,760 all right. Voodoo Lounge, Exile and Main Street and Sticky Fingers are albums 1264 01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:30,079 by what band? Don't Don't Disappointment? Do not Disappointment? You know this? 1265 01:33:30,359 --> 01:33:36,239 Come on, you listen to the show ever tonight. Ever we referenced 1266 01:33:36,279 --> 01:33:41,560 it early. Guys, just say it. What did you write down? 1267 01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:46,159 What you write did you write down? Jimmy Buffett? Jimmy Buffet? Now, 1268 01:33:47,079 --> 01:33:53,520 Jimmy Buffett has a song called the Bama Breeze and he sings about Mick 1269 01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:57,159 Jagger coming in and signing the the stones the stall. Yeah, they're all 1270 01:33:57,239 --> 01:34:00,840 by the stones, the bathroom stall in the lakes boom or whatever. It's 1271 01:34:00,920 --> 01:34:05,239 kind of funny. All what would you use cuticle cream on fingernails? Yeah, 1272 01:34:05,359 --> 01:34:10,680 fingernails, cuticle fine, we all have cuticles. Okay, down over 1273 01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:15,000 there? What does the techometer measure tire pressure? No? He gentlemen, 1274 01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:18,560 that camera. I should know this. I can think of it, but 1275 01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:24,960 I don't William. You want to save it for the penises. I think 1276 01:34:25,159 --> 01:34:32,399 tech What is the tachometer rotation speed? Yeah? How many? So usually 1277 01:34:32,439 --> 01:34:36,680 your tachometer. If it starts going up, it's your revte. I had 1278 01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:40,760 an engine that would stick a little Chevy, so I would have to get 1279 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:44,680 out and hit the throttle in the engine because it starts going your you're tacking 1280 01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:47,520 too high. So if you don't shift, you'll tack too high. Oh, 1281 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:51,039 okay. What country was the first in the world to give women the 1282 01:34:51,239 --> 01:34:56,000 right to vote? Belgium? It is not Belgium, I said, Canada. 1283 01:34:56,119 --> 01:34:59,760 It is not Canada. Do you write anything down over there? Literally? 1284 01:35:00,079 --> 01:35:04,760 Was it Italy? Do you know what country is? It was not 1285 01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:11,199 Italy? Okay, New Zealand, Australia. I was. I was thinking 1286 01:35:11,319 --> 01:35:15,239 like I was trying to go over to the city countries that would be progressive 1287 01:35:15,479 --> 01:35:18,880 Canada, Finland, Sweden. New Zealand has a female prime minister. I 1288 01:35:19,039 --> 01:35:23,800 mean, yeah, okay, what sport would I be participating in if I 1289 01:35:23,840 --> 01:35:31,159 were in a rock and mall? What rugby? You are correct? Good 1290 01:35:31,239 --> 01:35:35,359 answer, good answer. What was the name of the mascot for the women's 1291 01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:45,720 workforce during World War Two? And congratulations to those men in Normandy eight years 1292 01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:49,039 today? Yeah, change the world. If Ko was knockout, what is 1293 01:35:49,279 --> 01:35:56,760 t Ko wrote the time dack out? A time knockout? Yeah, a 1294 01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:59,880 little too low, I call it. It would be a technical knockout. 1295 01:36:00,239 --> 01:36:02,279 So where if a guy goes down but he still gets up, but he 1296 01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:05,720 misses the ten count and his knees are all wobbly, they go, WHOA, 1297 01:36:06,359 --> 01:36:12,399 You're gonna kill him? That's a technical knockout. Singer is a brand 1298 01:36:12,520 --> 01:36:17,520 name of what product? Sewing machine? Didn't know that one. Finally, 1299 01:36:19,319 --> 01:36:30,880 who start as in the Fugitive as doctor Richard Kimball? Bruce Willis. Now, 1300 01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:33,279 when he first said Kimball, I thought he met Arnold Schwarzdegger Kindergarten Cup. 1301 01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:41,279 Remember was he Kimball? Yeah, he was detective Detective Kimball. I 1302 01:36:41,319 --> 01:36:43,920 went back because of you, and I wasn't you. No, it's Doug. 1303 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:48,039 I think bringing up the Arnold documentary and I there's a scene in that 1304 01:36:48,279 --> 01:36:54,000 documentary that I absolutely love where Arnold's trying to get in and he goes, 1305 01:36:54,119 --> 01:36:58,199 I didn't have to take crappy rolls because some guy who is sort of his 1306 01:36:58,319 --> 01:37:01,079 mentor and bodybuilding goes, you got invest in real estate? So Arnold started 1307 01:37:01,079 --> 01:37:04,520 buying buildings. Yeah, he was a millionaire. So he goes, when 1308 01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:08,000 I was trying to become a leading man, I didn't have to take these 1309 01:37:08,079 --> 01:37:12,520 crappy roles at all. So he went to be Conan the Barbarian, and 1310 01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:15,000 he goes to meet with the director and he gets in there and he goes, 1311 01:37:15,079 --> 01:37:19,079 it's this little little man behind this giant desk and he goes, why 1312 01:37:19,079 --> 01:37:23,720 does such a little man needs such a big desk or whatever? His accent 1313 01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:27,359 is terrible? That I just did. And the guy got up and fucking 1314 01:37:27,439 --> 01:37:30,239 lost his shit, little Italian director, and he goes, you have an 1315 01:37:30,239 --> 01:37:31,800 accent. You're terrible. And he goes, do you have an accent too? 1316 01:37:32,159 --> 01:37:34,920 And he goes my agent. We get outside and he starts yelling at 1317 01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:38,520 me. He goes, that is the shortest meeting ever. Didn't even last 1318 01:37:38,720 --> 01:37:42,680 ninety seconds. And Arnold's like, I didn't know. And then sure enough 1319 01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:45,640 they bring that guy in for a conan or something. And the guy came 1320 01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:48,279 to him and said, you are conan. Wow. Yeah, but said 1321 01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:51,479 it's such a great thing, like who has the balls when you're trying to 1322 01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:57,359 get in to open your fucking mouth at all at all? You're looking to 1323 01:37:57,479 --> 01:38:00,760 do this for a living, and you, I mean, how where everyone 1324 01:38:00,880 --> 01:38:04,159 lies for a living? Just it was phenomenal. I go, that is 1325 01:38:04,359 --> 01:38:09,159 so awesome. That just shows you like Arnold was just he was always as 1326 01:38:09,199 --> 01:38:12,359 aumantically himself, like he was just gonna say and a minute is it in 1327 01:38:12,399 --> 01:38:15,760 a humorous way. He even says at one point where he gets invited to 1328 01:38:16,760 --> 01:38:21,279 how he met Maria Shriver was he was invited to the tennis tournament that they 1329 01:38:21,359 --> 01:38:25,920 used to have so celebrities And I was put on by her mom and her 1330 01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:30,600 mom and nice Unice And he said because she was unus was the founder of 1331 01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:33,119 the Special Olympics. Yes, and he goes. Eunice said to me something 1332 01:38:33,119 --> 01:38:36,239 about you know my daughter, and he goes, I have to tell you 1333 01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:43,279 your daughter has a nice ass. Who fucking says that? Like it's all 1334 01:38:43,399 --> 01:38:47,800 the documentary goes. This guy sounds like somebody you would say, never lies 1335 01:38:48,119 --> 01:38:53,000 never. If I were to ask for a perier, what am I asking 1336 01:38:53,159 --> 01:38:56,960 for? Water? Can you be more specific? Uh? Sparkling one? 1337 01:38:57,079 --> 01:39:05,439 There you go. Who's the voice of Darth vaderl James read, You're very 1338 01:39:05,880 --> 01:39:09,520 close. You're not read, not read? That's the other guy, girl, 1339 01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:13,960 James Jones. Earl, Yeah, James Earl Jones, James Earl. 1340 01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:17,359 Give it to her. Give it to her because she also did see ed 1341 01:39:19,079 --> 01:39:23,680 that was him? Okay, James? And what color is the sterling silver 1342 01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:29,119 rose? Blue? Oh? Blue? Steel is called yeah? Yeah, 1343 01:39:29,159 --> 01:39:33,479 yeah, yeah, buddy, you're wrong, Uh sterling silver rose, I 1344 01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:38,439 said, was white? You're wrong to you know, go pink violets, 1345 01:39:39,279 --> 01:39:43,600 violets violets did not know the trouller died. I wonder because you can, 1346 01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:48,159 all right, I just read all right, there we go. I sucked. 1347 01:39:48,359 --> 01:39:53,920 I just copy pasted for the internet. So I guess our party is 1348 01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:59,960 happening. Huh well, she I asked her, responded, she hasn't responded 1349 01:40:00,119 --> 01:40:03,119 to me. Okay, social look and I hope so though. I'm all 1350 01:40:03,199 --> 01:40:10,600 about it. Yeah, I I now have have a date planned deeper about 1351 01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:17,479 this, and I again drop batteries. And I just don't know how we'll 1352 01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:20,840 be there to make sure you make good choices. I make good choices all 1353 01:40:20,880 --> 01:40:25,880 the time, Kevin. Every day is a good choice. Choose to make 1354 01:40:25,920 --> 01:40:29,279 sure to have goodness. Oh no, we'll bring stuff. We can't have 1355 01:40:29,399 --> 01:40:30,399 you have the doing all that. No, no, no, no, 1356 01:40:30,439 --> 01:40:34,399 no, we got to make sure that this comes. We might have to 1357 01:40:34,479 --> 01:40:39,000 have this we greg. No, we might have to have the We might 1358 01:40:39,079 --> 01:40:41,520 have to have the Jimmy Z food truck pull up for this one. Oh 1359 01:40:43,880 --> 01:40:46,359 all right, Well, any big plans for the weekend, Danny, No, 1360 01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:49,319 nothing, No, Laura, what are you doing? I know it's 1361 01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:55,920 the kids, Kevin, anything playing some cards and playing some golf, in 1362 01:40:55,960 --> 01:40:59,119 the Grease Storm Hockey Tournament. Look at this, all right, you got 1363 01:40:59,159 --> 01:41:02,079 the best weekend I've ever Buddy. I'm gonna be cleaning studios and writing, 1364 01:41:02,239 --> 01:41:05,960 and I gotta get a bunch of jokes ready for a comedy show coming up. 1365 01:41:08,199 --> 01:41:11,640 Saw this get a little punch up June twentieth, June twentieth, and 1366 01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:15,600 then we're talking to the party after that. Yeah, all right, web 1367 01:41:15,680 --> 01:41:20,039 shir look out Real Housewives of Webster. For Laura, for Kevin, for 1368 01:41:20,239 --> 01:41:25,640 Dan, I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you Monday. Hold, didn't know 1369 01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:30,800 what to do. I turn a TV. A letter to you, d