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It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with
Jack encron Seo and JP Sorrow. It's

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the twenty twenty three TLF Christmas Show. Though he had wrapping two is behind

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us, as listeners of our last
show will know, but it's our turn

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to give back here as chairman to
the Solar System, we thought, why

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not gift wrapped some episodes of a
little something we're calling Lapsed GPT, leveraging

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the chat GPT Large Language Model to
train it if you will on the Rogue's

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Gallery of Lapsed Characters. As we
come up our TLFX and man is it

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producing some money? Professor hul Kogan, teaching a postmodernism class, gets concerned

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the last time we were with you
and this time, boss, what's the

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scenario? Well, this is I
wrote. I did have it right several

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times because I was I didn't know
this that there are that it will write

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a different script every time you kind
of add something to it. I wasn't

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aware of that. So there were
are different verse versions of it that I

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that I did when I was trying
to kind of finagle the one there.

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So let's do I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna send you another one in the

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same I'm gonna I'll just do it
over. I'll just just order the chat

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now it'll uh and I kind of
the script doesn't format well, so let

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me just send you an email.
So you're gonna pick one of the many

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versions. Is that what you're saying. Yeah, this is a newer version

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of it. This is a difference. This was in one of the kind

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of the precursors, and we're following
I don't know, not really rules,

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but we will sort of disclose what
the prompts were to generate the script.

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Sometimes Boss wants to disclose that last. Sometimes we'll do it as we go,

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as we've done when we've played around
with this idea before in the body

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of some of our main shows.
But uh, this we fucked around with

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this thing enough to know this has
enough legs for it to be its own

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little occasional series. I mean,
this has the uh, this has the

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same prompts as the previous one.
Okay, except this time it just it

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wrote it differently and the same prompts
as in Hulkogan postmodernism, class all that.

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Yes, all that stuff. Oh
wow, that's fun, all that

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stuff. Yeah, that's what kind
of was like. It was. I

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didn't. I wasn't prepared for that. That made me very nervous. That's

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a fun little experiment to kick this
thing off, because, yeah, we're

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not just bouncing around with a million
different scatter brained ideas. We're really kind

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of peeling back the layer and how
this thing works a bit. Right,

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So they're walking with the boss man
talking to him about chat GPT, what

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it is and how it works,
and you know how there's no source material

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really and how fucking impossible that can
be to wrap your head around. Yeah,

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but sometimes all the source materials that
you need are your coach hereman saying,

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here's the state of affairs. Here
are our players, Here's what's going

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through their mind, Here's what motivates
them. And we're about to rock another

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installment of that for you here in
a wonderful holiday season, made mall the

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merrier by the wonderful avalanche of gifts
from the TLF Solar System, the Unwrappening

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two and other smashing success with gifts
that were creative and thoughtful and hilarious and

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tasty on levels we couldn't have possibly
expected. And so consider the tradition carrying

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on absolutely to four. Our big
tenth year going here, casting as hard

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as we possibly can. And so
we have before us the script. And

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again, if you're checking this one
out, we encourage you to check out

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the prior episode of Lapsed GPT,
because there we took our first bite at

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this apple. And now boss man
adjusting the training corpus, if you will

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just a bit to produce a bit
of a different skit with a bit of

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different language. So here we go, Interior college classroom day. The classroom

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is filled with students eagerly awaiting Professor
hul Cogan's lecture on postmodernism. Hulk Hogan,

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dressed in a suit and tie,
enters the room with his characteristic swagger.

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That's new, so the next thing
says, it, says Hulk Hogan,

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and then in parentheticals, it says
flexing. All right, good,

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good, that's hard to get across
with that. I right reading it absolutely

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all right. Class, Oh,
Hoagan is here to teach you about the

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wild world of postmodernism. Brother,
the student's nod in anticipation, pointing to

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the chalkboard. Now, let's talk
about deconstruction, the breaking down of traditional

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narratives. Dude blass, this is
my speed, as as Hull Hogan passionately

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delves into the intricacies of postmodernism,
his eyes dart around suspiciously, whispering to

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himself. Didn't take long something name
right, brother, Oh it wrote this

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line, fly say it. Hulks
has got that feeling. Say it again.

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Culture's got that feeling. Okay,
now write down in your little notepad

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there that we need a T shirt
that says that, and the Hulk Nadia

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con ladies and gentlemen coming to the
Pro Wrestling t Slaps Fans store in twenty

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twenty four. The Hull Cogan Houlsture's
got that feeling first and what I'm sure

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will be two thousand latched GPT T
shirt. We don't even have to come

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up with the shit anymore of us. Just we have outsourced that shit us.

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And hey, you know, all
Cogan's a real American and we're going

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to outsource like real Americans. Right. One student wearing a harmless stripe harmless

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striped shirt apparently, and the last
installment the striped shirt was supposed to denote

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some level of menace, raises their
hand. Professor Hogan, I have a

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question about Wait a minute, brother, you with the stripes I knew it.

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You're a crooked referee, just like
in the ring. Wait a minute,

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just like in the ring, so
is he? Is he suggesting that

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this is a non wrestling referee.
The student, let's bewildered. Uh no,

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Professor Hogan, I just like stripes. It's a fashion choice, Oh

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Cogan, squinty, fashion choice.
Huh, you're just trying to distract Hult

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Cogan with your what You're just trying
to distract Hult Cogan with your fancy words.

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Read it again, all right,
fashion choice? Huh, You're just

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trying to distract Hult Hogan with your
fancy words, through your tricks. This

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is supposed to be a professor teaching
a class on postmodernism, the most dense,

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incomprehensible, in some ways, completely
inconceivable subject matter you could possibly be

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taught in a classroom, just a
studying of studying. And this kid says,

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I just like stripes, it's a
fashion choice. And to this professor

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of postmodernism, that constitutes fancy words, make another bullet point in your note

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pad. I wanted in Hulkymania font. All it says is fancy words.

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We're we're ordering them up, baby, We're cranking up the fucking We're cranking

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up the cornet printer. Let's get
the let's get that, let's get those.

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It's pressed and pushed to do a
whole fucking like section of Hogan shirts,

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the Hogan series. Uh, go
ahead, The student raises their hand.

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Professor, We're not trying to distract
you. We just want to understand

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postmodernism. Understand. Huh you're plotting
a pin Hulk Hogan down with your fancy

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series. Oh well, fancy words, fancy theories. I'll leave it up

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to you. But Holster won't be
fooled, are you sure? A colleague,

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a fellow teacher sneaks into the room
quietly, ready for the colleague.

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Colleague, it says, colleague,
whispering as you do. Oh my god,

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I can't read that. Go on, boss, all right, stop

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for that. Hey, what you're
gonna do when I sneak up on you?

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Brother? Old Cogan already on edge, spins around and sees the colleague.

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There's a there's a nineteen ninety six
Superstars gimmick if I've ever heard one.

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The colleague against the to be like
a movie title. Absolutely summer,

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the colleague. Some coworkers are just
fucking poisons everybody in the break room.

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You said you can still up on
the hulture. No way, Brother O

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Cogan lunges at the colleague lunges.
It's like like the Colleague, Okay,

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Like if Vince had a gimmick in
ninety one called the Coworker, Jim Hurd

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would start a character called the Colleague
exactly and hire the same wrestler to play

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the rule or hip forry to do
it all right, Hulk Hogan lenses at

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the colleague, see that this is
stuff we would never without this strange technology,

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and with an incredible burst of strength, body slams them through a nearby

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table. That's how we handle sneak
attacks. In Hulk Hogan's classroom, the

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students staring shock as Hulk Hogan flexes
triumphantly. Anyone else want a piece of

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Hulk Hogan? No, that's what
I thought. For the record, It

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sets that quote up with pointing to
the falling to the fallen colleague. Al

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Kelgan returns to the chalkboard, attempting
to regain his composure. Now where were

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we? Oh yeah, postmodernism.
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