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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety
seven to one. The Freak's pretty so

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long since I went pictures posted a
list if you're on Twitter at downbeat DFW,

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Yes, and I posted the picture

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that our friendly incarcerated friend Picasso drew
for us, having never seen us,

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just guessing what we look like.
Pretty amazing, pretty incredible artist. It's

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beautiful, it really is. Yeah. I put them up on the Freak

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Instagram and TikTok as well at ninety
seven on the Freak there and at downbat

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DFW on Twitter at nine o'clock.
Today is a significant day in television history.

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Is twenty five years ago the Sopranos
debuted on Home Box Office, and

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we're gonna look back at some funny, great moments, some incredible audio.

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I did the I don't know if
you guys heard this on Ben and Skin

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that they are challenging because Christina's never
seen it. And apparently there's a TikTok

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account that has every episode in twenty
five seconds. You can go through the

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entire what five six seasons of the
Sopranos, whatever it is, twenty five

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seconds at a time. You're kidding. Yeah, I bet it's that.

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That's pretty fun. How long did
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I haven't checked it this morning because
I did it last night. It

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only went through season two, episode
eight, which is weird. I don't

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know if maybe today, because of
the anniversary, they're going to drop the

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rest of them. But I did
everyone that was available, and it was

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really fun. I mean, it
does almost no justice to the show,

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but it does, you know,
remind you of a lot of moments that

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you may have forgotten. Did you
ever guys see the super cut of Breaking

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Bed where they took it all and
put it into one hour. No,

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they did the entire series Breaking Bed. It's great though, super cut into

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and it's good. But I,
even after watching it, maybe it's too

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close to it ten years ago,
right when it ended that I was going,

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man, they left out so much
good stuff that they could have added

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to this sixty minute cut that would
advance the story. Yeah, but it's

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still fun, but it was just
And then you go back and watch Breaking

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Bad and you're like, okay,
yep, perfect. Well, I know

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Christina watched what was available, and
I think what they're gonna give her a

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sopranos quiz just on watching the TikTok
twenty five second recaps of the whole thing.

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So I think that'll be on Ben's
Skin Show today ten until two pm

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each and every weekday. But at
nine o'clock today, we're gonna kick it

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around man, talk about what is
considered by many periodicals is the greatest television

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show of all time, and play
some funny audio. That'll be cool.

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You're the closest to it now,
Yeah, that you've watched it for the

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first time, all the way through. And when did you wrap it up?

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Late last year? Yeah, a
couple months ago. I did it

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summer of twenty one. I've watched
it probably six times, seven times,

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are you really? Yeah? Yeah, Well I can't wait talk about it

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because you illuminated me to a couple
of things that I watched it and I

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didn't even notice. There's just a
lot going on there, and even that

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stupid little TikTok thing. I was
like, I could go back and rewatch

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that now that you kind of know
you think, and I'll tell you this,

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it's better the second and third,
maybe even the fourth time, because

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you understand that there's so much nuance
there's It's got such broad appeal. It's

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not just a movie about the mob. No, it is one of the

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funniest television shows. It's the unintentional
comedic aspect of the show, which is

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beautiful. It's intentionally unintentionable and yeah, and intentionally unintentional. Can I say

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this since we live in poo poo
culture. Basically it's cool to poo poo

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on things, and I'm guilty of
this from time to time and I try

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not to be. If you've never
seen it. The first time I tried

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to watch it, I watched the
first episode and I quit and I was

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like, I don't like the way
it looks. No, But just if

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you've never seen it, listen to
us talk about it at nine. It

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won't spoil anything, and then maybe
you give it a shot, because,

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like Danny said, it can be
weird when it's you see the gun and

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the logo and the soprano was like, I've seen Italian mob stuff before.

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Great, it's just so much more
than that, and you know, INCH

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need to give everything a chance,
Like I don't know the downbeat, on't

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know he's having one the free tell
you what back in you said this came

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out in ninety nine. That's right
back in when this was being promoted.

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I guarantee you I wasn't the only
one that was aware of this show that

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thought it was about opera I swear
to god. I thought it was about

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a team of opera singers and following
their experiences, you know, in their

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in their normal lives, and which
sounds like it could be pretty good.

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You know, like if HBO did
it and it was this group of opera

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singers and and what their personal lives
are like and how wheels off and there's

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probably sex and drugs and addiction and
all this stuff, they could make that

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really good. I swear to god
until maybe about three episodes in when I

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heard some co workers talking about it. At the time, I didn't know

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it was about the mom Isn't that
ridiculous? Yeah? I better one the

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only one furial because they didn't show
clips. They just had that that cool

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theme song and then the logo.
You know, it was like, well,

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okay, I'm not gonna watch that. There is nine o'clock this morning,

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twenty fifth anniversary of Sopranos. We
will jump in. Yeah, that'd

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be fun fun. That's the most
important thing in the world because of the

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implication if we don't do it,
they'll have us killed. Yeah, so

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obviously it's a wild day on a
Monday, the three thirty pm explosion at

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the Sandman Signature Hotel. And by
the way, police have deemed that area.

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They're calling it a hot zone right
now and it's close to the public

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until it's safe, which is gonna
last a few days. But what happened

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Monday night? You got these high
winds like sixty four mile sixty four miles

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per hour was the highest recorded at
Fort Worth's Meecham Airport. Sixty four miles

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per hour. Yes, wow,
which I learned that seventy four miles per

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hour is minimum requirement for a Category
one hurricane. Yeah, so let's just

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call it what it is, essentially
hurricane level winds. I'm assuming made that

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clean up, which they're still cleaning
up a disaster on Monday night. But

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it also knocked over the eighty foot
Christmas tree in Sundance Square that they were

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going to take down today anyways,
eighty foot tree, huh. Yeah,

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And I don't know if y'all saw
the video. There's a video, yeah,

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and it's bigger than one y.
How do you know that because you

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could tell you just see you guys
want to say it. I have an

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eighty foot tree. You guys are
mad at me. It just sounds crazy,

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one of like forty five feet like
three months ago. No, I

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think I said seventy five foot tree. Yeah, and everyone's sort of laughing.

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Yeah, a bunch of people who
have never been to my home.

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There's a green blood. I've answer, man, okay, an arborist to

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come over and measure my tree,
and it's they're an ant a leaf on

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it right now. You get a
good look at it at the old girl.

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But I always do think when high
winds kick that the crunch might happen.

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Yeah. Does anyone else deal with
that? Like I really am concerned

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because it's old. Yeah, it's
a thing. Tree rules are wild though,

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too, because if your tree lands
in someone else's yard, it's it's

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on them. I don't that thing. I don't trust you one. No,

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I don't either. No. I
have friends in the tree biz who

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say the family remote their thing unless
they're sponsors on the air. I have

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friends in the tree business. I
do. No, you don't. They

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go and trim trees and stuff.
Amazing stories of copperheads and uh man,

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there's a video of a possum that
fell one time. It's hilarious. You

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know, you complain sometimes that people
don't take you seriously. This, Yeah,

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this could contribute to that thought.
Well, how about people have a

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little faith in Kevio and just take
him seriously here and there. We can't

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just ask for that that all the
time. You do it like all week

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you've been claiming that you're right all
the time. It's amazing. You know

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what now that there's no leaves on
that bitch, Yeah, I can get

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what I did in summer, which
is get my golf shooter out and and

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check the yardage. That's the closest
I got. Yeah, you could do

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that, but I couldn't do it
in the summer because there's leaves and it's

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you know, it's just like when
you're in a golf course. You're in

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the trees anyway, and you can
picking up bushes and the wrong. Yeah

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thing, you can't zap it onto
the onto the flagstick. Range find that

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thing. That'll be good, cause
that'll help us here. But I can't

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stand right at the base of it
and look up and range find it.

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Because there's branches, so I have
to stand in an angle and then I

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don't know, you got to figure
out that formula. Yeah, and then

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I just give up. I'm getting
my trim today. Yeah, yep,

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because not only it's not mainly it's
not because of the wind. And I've

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been I put this off for a
couple of three years because that was about

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the last time that I had it
done. But in my front yard to

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old huge live oaks, and you
know, they retain their foliage through the

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winter, the monsoon season, and
with a big freeze coming up, I

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just don't want any precipitation because that's
what happens is you get the ice that

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freezes on your branches and weighs them
down. That's how trees end up,

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you know, splitting in half is
because they can't, you know, carry

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all that undue weight that they take
on from all the ice that's in there.

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It's not necessarily the wind so much, which win big wind. Yeah,

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it'll uproot a damn tree, But
I want to avoid that. If

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there is any precipitation this weekend,
I just don't want those suckers, man,

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You're smart, falling down. And
I've got a big ass pecan tree

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in the backyard. I don't know
if it's too I don't know if it's

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eighty five feet, but it's as
tall. And that thing is stripped down

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of all of its leaves finally,
and they're gonna knock that thing down quite

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a bit too. But that's an
expensive endeavor. I don't want to write

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that. Show. Well, you
got to, man, I know you

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gotta do it. You got to
do it. So the reason I wanted

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to do this for MIT is the
most important thing in the world, is

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because we got to get ahead of
this. Today you're gonna get a bit

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of a mild day. Sixty four
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the high is gonna be sixty seven. Dud golf tomorrow swimming swimming. The

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wind's gonna make golf crappy tomorrow.
I was looking at that and not roll

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through. The point is maybe for
an amateur, this is what you all

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need to know. Weather. Saturday
high forty six should be good. Sunday

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high thirty nine, fifteen to twenty
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chance of showers and sleep. Sunday
night. Monday morning high of twenty eight

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low of fifteen thirty percent chance of
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Monday, and then Tuesday thirty three
degrees thirteen is the low, and then

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Wednesday you're back to forty eight.
Guys, we've got to make sure that

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our pipes don't burst. And you
gotta go get those faucet condoms. So

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you got to go to the store. So you have faucets, a water

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faucets on the outside of your house
for a hose, yep, two spicketts.

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I have two spickets as well,
one in the front, one on

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the back, and you gotta go
cover them up because it could damage your

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pipes that way. I can't just
drip it. I wouldn't do that outside.

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Then you're just gonna have a freaking
hockey rinks in your front yard.

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It's the little it looks like,
almost like a cinderblock, is what it

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looks like. But styrofoam, now, I hate styrofoam. The sound of

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it STI fuming together. It's the
fingernails on a chalkboard for me. I

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can't take it. What about starfoam
peanuts? Oh yeah, dumb, yeah,

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I hate that too. I hate
it. But you gotta go gotta

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like go today or tomorrow to your
home depot, your low's. Maybe you

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got a mom and pop shop.
Even better yet, support local business,

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and you gotta go get your faucet
condoms. Is that what it's called?

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What's it called? It's not FoST
door, spickett wrap. How do you

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spell spickot s p I c k
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bigot cover. Okay, there you
go, auto field. Spigott doesn't sound

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like it's a word we should be
able to say. Right, there's in

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there. It's like spiggott is like
the worst word. I know. You're

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close to the six bad thing.
Get out of here, you who Seriously,

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it's like every every racist slur combined
in one word. That means a

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water foss. It means a nice
thing to hoose your guarden. Yeah,

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necessary thing we have. Okay,
I've never had one of these in my

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life. I've been here for twenty
some odd years. There are are you

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seeing what it is now? I
kind of it looks like, yeah,

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like giant candle shaped kind of a
yeah, okay, I see it might

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have already wrapped you have. I've
got the old school with a foam that

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goes all the way around it up
to the top with the duct tape and

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pull the pull the states on there
all year. But if you pull the

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cord to tighten it and make it
suck to the house. Huh. So

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when you're covering your your faucet,
how do you make it stay on?

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You know what I'm saying. Look, it's just like that. No,

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you don't have the outdoor foam faucet
cover. No, what do you have?

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Then the pipes are just wrapped.
They're inside, not the pipe.

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I'm talking about the fawcets. Pipes
are fine. Stop saying faucets that's an

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inside thing. Okay, spigots racist, okay, dump that the pipes.

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I'm not talking about the pipes.
The pipes are fine as long as you,

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you know, leave the water dripping
and open your cabinets and open your

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cabinets so the heat, yeah,
of your house hits those you open the

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cabinet doors absolutely good. Yeah,
yeah, the ones that you like in

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your kitchen, the kitchen cabinet underneath
your seat, open that up, really.

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Yeah. Have your shower on just
a little drip jip and then your

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sinks a little drip drip. You
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and Sunday night, and maybe Monday
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this. I have never once had
a problem. I had a problem Christmas

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Eve. Never Christmas Eve twenty twenty
two. Yeah, first, it was

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not a pipe burst, by I
feared that. But as we've discussed in

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the past, my laundry situation is
out in my garage just a ten bucket,

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yeah, pretty much a washing board. And so basically I didn't do

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anything to prevent the washing machine to
stay warm. You know, it's just

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out there in the cold, and
it froze and it leaked, and water

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had gone all the way down my
driveway into the street, and basically the

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washing machine was broken forever. A
Ukrainian guy came over and tried to fix

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it, and he did a terrible
job. But good for him because he

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had escaped Russia at the time.
I mean, he had escaped Ukraine and

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really gotten out of the war before
the invasion, before the invasion. Vibe.

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Well, he left because he knew
what was happening. He knew it

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was turning up, so he got
out. It's a horrible job anyway,

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I ended up craigslisting myself a pretty
good wash machine for you know, fifty

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bucks or seventy five bucks or something, and it's been fine. The point

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is, I have space heater situation, and I can't really be out of

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town or anything on the nights when
it freezes, because I gonna monder that

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space. You can't just leave a
space heater on, but I have do

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overnight. I leave my space heater
on to warm up and keep the my

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washing machine in the back of it
and all those cords warm. The way

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you describe freeze, the way you
describe your home situation. I imagine going

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to Kevio's house and it's just a
larger version of where the UNI bomber lived.

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It's like Ted Kaczynski's cabin, but
it's in Richardson. You know,

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I don't get royalties, you know, I don't like you don't own popular

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bars in the metroplex, you know
bar singular U. Yeah, I guess

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these days. You don't have a
dish Your dishwasher is broken? Yeah,

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I never judged, never, No, I never. Yeah, I guess,

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but it's from the house I bought. Do you keep your cold storage

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in your basement? I mean cold
storage. I have a freezer. You

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do have a freezer, okay,
of my refrigerator. And when you like

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wash your when you wash your dishes, you know, after a nice meal,

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because you hand wash your dishes.
Does the pump ever stick when you're

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you're pulling water from the well?
Yeah? How's your well? I don't

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have a well yet the pump?
Does your toilet have like the hanging tank

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with a chain and we have to
go outside into the hole they have it.

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It's all fun. The doo dooo
hut forty yards from the back door,

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you guys with a crescent moon carved
into the door. Okay, and

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I get it. Look, you
guys are old geezers. You guys don't

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know what it's like to be me. You know. You guys go out

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to your days of being twenty four
years old like me, and you would

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know, you know, I was
forty. No, dude, you're really

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old. I So, well,
let's all get ready for the winter freeze.

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Yeah, we're all gonna have to
deal with this is a relatable topic.

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Yeah, I think Monday, you
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people probably don't have to go to
work on Monday on MLK Day, So

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that's that's gonna be the tough driving
day. Yeah, that's gonna be a

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bit twenty eight high, thirty percent
chance of a one. I'd seen ten

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to twenty percent chance ramped up to
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the week they're talking forty to fifty. It goes up when you get closer.

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Usually, what if it's frozen over
on Monday and we have to do

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the show from home on our computers. Not an option coming up here?

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What if it? What if it's
the only option. We've done it.

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We did it last year, year
after day off. What do you mean?

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No, Actually we did it with
like twenty minutes. Notice. Yeah,

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oh, y'all did it? I
came up. It did the morning.

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Joe, would you live like a
mile from here? Not at the

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time though, Where were you at
the time? Well, I guess I

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did. Yeah you did. If
you need it all, come pick everyone

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up in my jeep Wrangler. Yeah. I'm built for this because I'm a

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horsman. Let's go your two wheel
drive jeep. I'll come get everybody.

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You have, four wheld, Big
Michael, come and rescue you all.

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Yeah, I do the Rubicon.
Yeah, with all my colored little duckies

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in the window. Let's see birthdays. Okay, time, Yeah, we

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got something. Let's talk about the
dead people first. Jim Croache would have

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been eighty one. Yeah, he
was still trying to put time inside of

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a bottle. It's bad. He
would have been held Liro bath baddest man

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in the whole damn tap. Better
than old King Cole Meta, the hand

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of Jogo. No, that's great. Hell old we had that voice.

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That's great. Would he talk to
you? How old would you have been?

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I'm bad? Oh my god,
he's not going to answer. Eighty

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one? I sing it though only
eighty one. I need to know what

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song he's Yeah, you die at
thirty? Do we know how train was

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involved? Lucky that I'm a Jim
Crochey historian. No, I'm lucky that

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your computer's open and you can look
it up. Are you guys saying train?

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I knew that he died at a
young, young, young age.

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Turns out that he was sucked out
of a door plug. Shut up.

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Croachy and five others were killed when
they chartered a Beachcraft E eighteen. It

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crashed into a tree during takeoffs.
Geez, why is that funny? Beachcraft?

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Constructed by air tractor. No air
tractor in Texas, very reliable,

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uch thirty air tractor. How do
you hit? Comedian George Stevens also and

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he's he's he died. They were
fined to Sherman from Natatochis to perform a

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concert Austin College. Man Austin College. Not great, right there, that's

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the real day. The music died. Oh, fog reduced the vision of

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the pilot. Yep, but the
pilot suffered from coronary artery disease. Call,

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there's a lot there, Okay.
The Scarecrow Wizard of Oz would have

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been one hundred and twenty. What
does that mean? Ray Boulger? Oh

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what did he not have you?
No, Scarecrow didn't have a brain.

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He was a dumb dumb didn't have
a brain. Right then, man needed

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a hearty he was hardless. I
I just saw Wicked recently, so I'm

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up on this stuff. They were
all in there too. They're all here,

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all the stars, a Wizard of
Oz, but in a different way,

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in a different way called the perspective
of the Wicked Witch. Yeah.

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Interesting, Yeah, she actually had
a soft spot in her heart for him.

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The Wicked Witch had some good ideas
as she had. Some people will

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say that maybe evil people had some
good ideas, right. I'm not one

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of those people, but I think
she was that Time Magazine's Woman of the

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Year year. Daddy Mac is forty
five. That's Chris from Cris Cross Crisscross,

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Chris Smith. They wore their pants
backwards cross colors and their shirts.

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Jermaine Clement is fifty. Flight of
the Concourds. I've seen them live and

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they are so good. I can
only imagine they are because that concert on

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YouTube is great. Yeah, so
f not what I expected at all,

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but I know that's probably right up
my alley. I've seen none of it.

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The first the first season is one
of the funniest seasons of television I've

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ever seen. Second season is not
good, but the first season is incredible.

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It's all me and my knucklehead friends
could talk about. It was every

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time they dropped one of those on
HBO for a week, it like had

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borat type. Yeah, viral capabilities
before that was a big thing. That

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is a blind spot for me as
a guy who liked their music. How

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did I know watch the TV show? Dude, it's out there because it

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came out when I was nine.
Is that incredible? In that season?

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Is that where Benskin's open thing comes
from? Two guys who started at the

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bottom, they steal at the bottom
the bottom hard way ended up at the

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bottom. Uh. Sean Colvin sixty
eight, Danny, you were talking about

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him in the hall the other day. I always thought that was a girl,

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Sean Colvin? Is that? Is
that a girl or a dude?

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Girl's name Sean hot Sean Johnson is
the only one I can think of gymnasts,

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Sean young, Sean Covin was a
woman. Oh, I thought it?

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I thought Sean it? And Sean
Green the slugger. Yeah. Pat

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Bennetzar seventy one, still doing it? What's her? Hit? Love is

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a battlefield is one of the worst
songs of old. Want to say,

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hit me with your mothers. Love
a battlefield? People at war right now?

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And love is not a battlefield.
Sex is war. No, that's

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sex. It's not sex as okay. Sex as war should be the newar

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song. And love is a battlefield
hot, sex is war. Sex is

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a violent act of criminals. Love
is a battlefield. No, you're just

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disagreeing on the husband leading his shoes
out. It's not a battlefield. We

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don't have to argue all the time. God, man, I think women

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like to argue. Do you think
you think that George fo it's seventy five,

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all right, he has a grill, He has twelve kids. How

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much money? Sons? And all
five sons are named George Junior? How

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much damn er money did he make
off of that freaking grill? Too much

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more than he may as a boxer. It had to have been. Oh

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yeah, like exponentially. He's a
Houston Man, right, I don't know.

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I watched Big George Foreman, the
movie kind of about his life.

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Yeah, but I only saw the
first three quarters because I was on a

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plane and it cut off Marshall,
Texas. So now he's got ties to

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the I mean obviously Texas, But
yeah, a lot of you know,

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you're a jerk if you name your
five sons George Junior. Let them have

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some individuality and live a life.
Everyone's gonna think they're the same person all

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the time. And think about that
bits with your kids. Donald Fagan's seventy

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six, Oh big birthday, Stela
Dian damn Donald Fagan? Why could I

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take the day off? Yeah?
Sure? And in my in a victim

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of one of the most most heinous
rumors you could spread, Rod Stewart's seventy

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nine a day. And no,
he did not have to have his stomach

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pumped because he was gurgling too much. And as I was told by a

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good friend of mine, he wouldn't
have had to have his stomach pump because

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you can have as much as you
want and it won't affect you. Yah

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My Yama, Yama, yah my
Yama yama, God of nutt. Kyrie

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Irving weighs in on the last night's
fumble for the MAVs of the AAC.

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Plus, I found another concern for
the Cowboys heading into this week's game.

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Oh next to ninety seven one,
the free