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For the thousands in attendance and the
millions watching around the world. This is

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the man e kilto cor is a
live and kicking come on over here on

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I butt you're asking, yo,
we're in it and welcome. My job

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are side and thatations my job is
outside. Hey everybody, Sam, say

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what you say? Hey? Hey? Should we just like, should we

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just get into it and not even
do intros anymore? Like just halfway through

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the conversation? Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. I wish I could

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keep that voice that tells you when
we're recording, and we could just at

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some point we're live. And you
know why they do that. They do

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that for that exact reason. So
there's not any like revenge for me going

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out there real quick. He just
started recording. Never the female that starts

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recording, by the way, like
how can women black male men with sex

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apes? Isn't that revenge porn?
Like isn't that the well, all these

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guys like you know, Kevin Blatt, right, Johnny, I mean yeah

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yeah right, and like he like
makes a living with this like revenge porn

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stuff where these guys have these videos. Why would I lie? Yeah?

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Would lie? Dude has already been
consistent his whole life. Yeah you really

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well, dude, you talk about
that because have you guys heard that story

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of that m panther? But he
definitely was the next Dolphin Howard. Oh

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yeah, yeah, yeah, that
just came out. No, I don't

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know what happened. What happened?
Listen to this. Okay, this guy's

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also for Scumbag of the Year.
Who else is in the running so far?

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For the scumbag in the air?
Just doing me? Okay, God,

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we're so at least we made it
halfway through with no competition. Dude,

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we got many many months to catch
up to this print. But I'll

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tell you what. He might have
just leap progress. So he is being

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sued by two different people. Roger, is that Roger that might be talking

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by Roger? Roger? Ye?
Is your dog escaping right now as we're

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speaking. I see it looks like
he's skydiving. Sam's on the street now

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walking yelling at his dog or his
gay level becoming so far away from the

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server, it's just kind of keeps
freezing into a different scenario. What if

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it pops and it comes back and
he's just getting railed off by some fucking

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Mexican homes by Roger named Roger.
Yeah, yeah, he saw that dick

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walking by the window and he was, hey, players are gonna play that's

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what they'll They'll let you know that
and see me that. So anyway,

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it's this Xavien Howard. He is
being sued by two different people. One

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is an ex girlfriend, the other
is a son of a different ex girlfriend.

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The first ex girlfriend he was just
spreading uh after they broke up,

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and then just showing a bunt and
sending out a bunch of videos of bote

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I had seemed to be a sex
tape, but some is called you know,

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they're saying that it's revenge born.
She's coming at him here, which

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okay, fine, yeah, here
comes the scombag move. The son who's

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like nineteen now but he was a
miner at the time of a different uh

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ex girlfriend. He gets her pregnant, she refuses to have an abortion.

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He threatens her. She refuses to
have an abortion, so he sends the

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sex tape of his mom to the
minor her son. What is the what

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is the amor I'm gonna send your
son this video of you fucking drinking my

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milk or whatever they were doing?
Whoa Okay, now I get it.

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That's okay, that's crazy. That's
crazy. What wicked. That's a wicked

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move. That that is a that's
below the belt on cool. Not a

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bro move, not a bro move
at all. No, that is that's

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just like, damn, dude,
you fucking just trauma. Imagine just getting

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fucking videos of your parents, just
fucking your dad, your mom, Sammy,

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I magine not phoned a video of
his parents and I remember, what,

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what'd you say, dude, you're
killing me again? Not her?

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Follow the video of his parents and
you what and he punks a monkin too,

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He's that's just I don't think.
Oh, I can't even wrap my

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brain around that. Unless he was
like twelve or thirteen or something. And

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he was twelve or thirteen, okay, unless you didn't know, like it

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was an m Night's chammel on porn. And then the big reveal at the

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end was that it was his parents, like pans up at the very end

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of the he never got to the
end because he didn't finish. And then

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once he got the stamina, once
he's like eighteen, he finally gets the

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stamina to get to the end of
the best porn ho ever you know,

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and and they pan up and it's
his mom's face is gobbling jism. That

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is so fun. That's so funny
and disgusting all the same time. That's

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okay, that's like a crip or
something. Oh, there's no age that

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that is acceptable. No, no, no, that's like you know when

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they say, like, you know, every time you think like, man,

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if I have one wish, but
then all them stories when you make

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a deal, and it's like the
devil always fox some way. You know,

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I want a billion out, then
it gives you a billion dollars,

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but it's stolen, and then you
spend the rest of electing. There's always

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a fuck you. Yeah, I
want I want the I want the best

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ever, and you give no qualifiers. He made that deal with the devil

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when he was fourteen, and they
playing his banjo and it conjured up the

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devil yep. And then and then
yeah, and he's just give me the

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best porn I ever ever seen.
And it's right at the end his mom's

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just getting blasted by his dad.
Oh dude, that is so bad,

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We'll be right. So bad,
is so bad. That is so bad,

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so bad? Oh dear, what
a nightmare, what a nightmare.

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That's that's fine nominy for to come
back into yourself far. They're it's early

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in the year, but boy,
that's that's a tough one sending that to

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somebody's kid who's probably fifteen or something. You're on muse there you go,

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right, Oh, you're muted.
Okay, what you said? Yeah,

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Danvid just got home, and so
she's going to see my daughter's picasso she

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drew in crayons on the wall.
About to hear somebody go, I don't

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get it. I'm like, who
cares, We'll just let me see the

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graffiti. Let me see, let
me see what how she tagged her?

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Uh okay, all right, tell
me this isn't some straight up futuristic streaker

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graffiti right here? Which did they
tag team it? Or was it just

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one of the two? Which daughter
did it? Ghosts? They can't see

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it that well? No, Ninja
did it? Ninja did it? Ninja

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did it? You get them confused? Now, No, I don't get

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them. Today, I'm going to
say it looks pretty cool. I think

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it looks great. I mean,
if David Trump can make a billion dollars

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from what he did at Facebook,
that's where that's a good point. Yeah,

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what would be a good baby graffiti
name O Spanksy instead of Banks.

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Yes, nobody knows who spanks he
is. But guys, we're in it.

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We're in it. We're in it. Nap times at four, I

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wish, I wish, I wish
the sports On the Sports show Why Not,

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we were just talking about a NFL
defensive back and then we got into

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talking about our friends beating up to
their parents. I think you're the one

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that took the left right there,
Sammy, I did Sam? Have you

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watched or Johnny? I guess you're
you're here as well, and all of

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our listeners have you watched any of
the Donald Stirling Show yet? On?

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No, I can't do it.
I'm still traumatized to I saw. I

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saw the preview and it just I
was like, this is gonna be.

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It doesn't look good. It looks
like an SNL sketch of what It's just

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like all the actors they got don't
look anything like them, and it just

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looks like it just looks like feminin, feminine black men playing roles. Just

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it's just it's really hard to do
convincing basketball. Yeah, for sure.

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The reason, the only reason the
Lakers show worked is because they found the

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one guy that actually looked like Magic
Johnson at the time. And dude,

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I can't believe that show got canceled. That was that. Oh that was

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such a good show. Dude.
The Lakers were complaining. Dude, it

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made them look bad. Well it
was. It was kind of a tell

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all sort of, especially now those
guys getting aughty. Like, Man,

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I'm telling my grandkids, I used
to have white boys, my dick.

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That ship was out there, I
mean all that, it was already out

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there, stupid reacting all these white
boys, my dick. It was the

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seventies. Man, give me a
break and come on down to my McDonald's.

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Do you like it? Jason is
good. I haven't seen an episode

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of it and I'm not gonna watch
it. Hey, do you guys know

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who Doctor Phil at the Comedy Store's
guest was? Who Oh, Blake Griffin.

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I saw pictures of it on Instagram. I didn't know that's what I

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was doing, but I saw them
all together. I mean, no,

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I would have gone if I knew
it was Blake Griffin. I wouldn't totally

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gone. They said, mystery dunk
contest. Well, he's he's gotten to

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the point where he doesn't even need
a guest anymore, right, he just

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he just Doctor Phil show. And
it just don't get that. I love

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it to show. Yeah, No, but I I just I love Adam

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Rain. I've loved his characters that
he was doing for a long time.

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You know, I just don't.
I didn't. I didn't think Doctor Phil

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was that big of a guy that
somebody could have an entire career out of,

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uh, you know, playing him
on stage. You know, I

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like, well doctor Phil saying the
most ut crazy stuff. Yeah, that's

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what it is. That's what it
is. I've seen him do it.

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He's the nicest guy, the nicest
guy, Adam raised. There's nobody nicer.

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But yeah, so I haven't watched
that because that was the year that

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the Clippers should have won the championship. I think that was the Danny Granger

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year where we got him from Indiana. He was actually still had one leg

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left and he was our three and
D guy, and we had a team

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and we were supposed to win it
that year, and then pan Face comes

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in and we don't win anything.
You know, she's the worst. Well

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for me, Sam, it's a
little bit to your point that I go

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man, I lived through that.
And if you were in Los Angeles when

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the Clippers and Donald Sterling was getting
busted for Astan, you know, don't

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be fucking any black guys and all
this different shit. He was saying,

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you know, witch whatever. But
I guess that would be just a standard

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role to any girlfriend of mine.
But I guess it became a big touch,

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touching point. They fucking sound a
confession, Sam, What it was

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that a confession? Or is Danish
inhaling helium? That's one of my daughters.

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Okay, I thought she was confessing
to the drawing on the loan.

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I'm gone, but I'm saying,
Uh, if you lived in Los Angeles,

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that was always on the buck,
it's all you heard about, was

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every little leak to whatever happened.
And I thought about when I saw the

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ad for the show, I go, what can there possibly be in there

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that I didn't already hear and live
through. It's not like laquer stuff.

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That show. There was a lot
of ship I was too young for.

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And I was like, oh,
man, oh that's an interesting I didn't

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know those motherfuckers didn't get along and
blah blah blah. The Clipper one,

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it's like the Michael Vick dog thing
for me, Like they didn't another dramatization

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of that starring Will Smith whoever,
I'm not even I don't even want to

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go there. That is a great
point, Dude, that is a great

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point. Do we need reenactments of
something we just we just went through.

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It's like Holtzman, it's a dent
in my can. I don't want to

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keep you know, kicking a dented
part of my candle. That is a

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great point, Jason, that's a
great point. It's like you remember this

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thing that just happened Thursday. Well, now you know Wesley Snipes, it

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is like the fake gay guy Chicago
whoever. You know. It's like it

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just we just went through it.
We don't need a reenactment of it.

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percent off your first purchase. Sam,

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what are your thoughts on the finals? Does Boston just run away? But

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I mean if you take away the
first quarter one and just to the listeners,

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right now, we're righting between game
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so I think tomorrow you take away
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that's a fucking goddamn good game.
Well you're what, but but that

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was when Porzingis had his lungs,
you know what I mean, when he

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was in because he just dominated that
first quarter. I've it was so impressive

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to see him come off the you
know, the injured list like that and

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just come in and kick ass.
If he can give him just a quarter

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the rest of the series, I
don't, you know, right, yeah,

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I mean like I think there was
this weird narrative about the Celtics that,

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you know, they they weren't the
best team in the league. I

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mean, they ran away with it, and everyone's like they only got there

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because of all they only got there
because of the uh, because of all

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the injuries, And I'm like,
no, they got there because they were

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the best team in the league.
They're in the final, They're supposed to

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be in the finals. The whole
time. They are great. That's just

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kind of like Johnny and I were
talking recently. It's just like their best

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player might not be Jason Tatum.
It might be who's the other guy,

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Johnny, who's the other guy you
got on? Uh? J Jaylen Brown?

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Jaylen Brown might be their best player
and they're I mean, they're just

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Boston Celtics are a fine two machine. There are there is no weakness in

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that starting five. Who there's no
defensive liability in the starting five. There's

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no one you could switch off to
to get Luca a better matchup and up

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in the last game, you know, so everyone was like, oh,

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Luca, Luca plays in these euro
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in Europe. But I'm not saying
they're not. I'm sure they are.

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But dude, Boston, they're they're
savages. Dude, there's savages. They

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have zero problems with saying nasty ship
to you. Yeah, this many,

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No, I don't think it's sober. I don't think it's call it.

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I mean it is two on four
right now. It is two six six.

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You call them six. Yeah.
I can see Boston taking it.

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So they're gonna end it in Yeah, I think so. I think.

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I think the Mavericks are one one
player away and they don't need like a

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killer. They just need like Michael
Bridges. But they'll never I don't know

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how they get that guy. The
key is, like, the key is

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to get a guy that's over status
welcome on a team that you can get

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for nothing, and it's like,
like, get who the Let's see what

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the veteran class is the upcoming uh
free agents, let's see. Well it's

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what's his phrase? Trade? Yeah, but they're not gonna get one of

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these times. I mean, could
they get somebody like out of like what

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about Uh? Oh are they That
doesn't help because he doesn't play defense.

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There's nobody that will help. The
only person that could help is somehow Dallas

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drafts drafts all BRONI and then Lebron's
like, yeah, I'll just go to

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Dallas. That would not any taxes. The two of those guys on the

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same team. That would be terrible
that I'd be like, who else are

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you going to get? Who else
can you get for nothing? Yeah?

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I don't know. I'm sorry,
I'm trying to pull up a like uh

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Tyres Maxi is coming up on free
agency Paul George, But that ain't I

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mean, that's not no, that
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Yeah. Wait, what is this? Is this this year NBA Free agent

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rankings Top players? Yeah, okay, so then you got Lebron of course,

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uh, Pascal Siaka, There's no
way he's gonna go and get nothing.

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Wherever you go, he's getting the
max Ognobi. He's interesting, but

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like, I mean, he's interesting. The only thing you could say is

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you can come here, make the
same money, but keep most of it

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because you don't have to pay in
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tax. That's the only plus.
But that would be exactly who. They

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need a twenty pointed game guy.
They need their Dennis Robin Who who the

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Bulls got for Will Purdue? Okay, that's the trade. D It's James

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Harden. Wouldn't do him any good, really, Marta Rosan de mar de

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Rozen would be good. That would
be good. I mean there, yeah,

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I mean, like what is he
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But that's a great pick right there, because that guy's the exact opposite of

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them. He likes to drive to
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He's not gonna cost you gazillion dollars
because he's older. I would that's a

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great call right there. DeMar Derozen
might be the guy because you just because

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they have a ton of oak trees, so they have the tall guys that

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can swat stuff. They just need
a third twenty point a game guaranteed guy,

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and maybe they can get that because
everyone's like, I'll just go play

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with Luca. Yeah yeah, I
mean, uh, Luca is an all

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time great dude. Luca is literally
Lebron James meets Larry Byrn. You know,

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you know one that could actually work. Uh. Now I've heard only

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that he wants to stay in Charlotte. But Miles Bridges PJ. Washington is

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one of his best friends. He's
already in Dallas. We got a new

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coach coming in about to go off
right now. We were just calling for

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the dog. Sorry, oh I
thought that was yeah, this is a

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this is a h Sam in the
Wile episode of Punch. But Miles Bridges,

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dude, I mean he's you know, he's twenty one game uh and

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that you know, super athletic that
could he could he can play on the

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wing. Uh. And his buddy's
already there. You get him on a

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deal because you know he's got let's
say, personal problems. Uh. Then

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I mean it's a fast drop from
there. It's Malik Monk, Tobias Harris,

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D'Angelo Russell. Quickly, it's just
it's just Clay Thompson. I mean

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they've been talking about like no,
I mean the problem. Here's the thing

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about Pope. Hope is actually a
great piece when you have your guys like

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he's He's like a guy you have
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Great. Pope is great on Denver. Pope was great on the Lakers.

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He's that compliment piece that you need. Like he's not you know, he's

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that great defense, can score when
you need him to, but he's not

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like, get you over the top
guy. He's a complimentary piece. But

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DeMar DeRozan is the best one and
he could get I mean, you move

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Luca to the three. He's a
point forward. I mean, it works,

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it works well. We saw that
well, I do where's we should

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be? GMS we're doing We're doing
a better job than the Lakers. I'll

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tell you that right now. I
mean they are all over the place.

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And yeah, I mean, like
as soon as Lebron James goes, I

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won't hate the Lakers like I used
to. But the Kobe Bryant into the

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to the Lebron James eears is just
like two most annoying narcissist players out there.

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I mean, like this and just
the revision of the revisionist history of

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Kobe Bryant. It's just absolutely hilarious. It's so funny his personal life or

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just that you know, into like
you know, it's like they they've turned

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into being a complete asshole into like
driven, you know, focused schooltorious asshole

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too. He just hasn't died yet. Yeah, but there's something different about

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Jordan. I don't know why.
It just was a different thing. And

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maybe because I was a kid,
but he just went to work, he

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got it done, you know,
I don't know, man, there's just

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stuff about he's the gold standard for
the goat and anybody says the first thing

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you think of is Jordan, and
then then you argue about everybody else in

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every other sport. But I a
would agree nobody nobody says Jordan, and

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then you go, well, yeh, that's right, that is the good.

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So so we're on the street.
Is that Lebron James said, whoever

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you get, you should have for
ten years. So they want to they

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want to offer this, Johnny,
can you look this up? Like they

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want to offer Hurley out of Connecticut
a ten year contract. Why would you

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offer college coach a ten year Contract's? Lakers? This is a Laker.

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This is from something called Silver Screen
and Roll Dan Hurley offered one hundred million

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dollars guaranteed contract. It says,
if the Lakers are to lure Dan Hurley

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away from Yukon and college basketball,
it's going to take a potentially enormous offer.

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They're saying, I don't see anything
about ten years maybe, but I

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do see one hundred mills. So
I mean, that's got to be a

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long ass contract, right, that's
gotta be six years. It's six years,

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it's what they're thinking. Oh no, no, I'm sorry, that's

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the guess. Here is what they're
they're guessing with a roughly sixteen million dollar

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six years, sixty million dollars a
year. I mean what I mean,

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dude, I mean I would go
if take it. Of course, due

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well, you know, because of
Mitch Kupchak being with the Lakers that he

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would offer Roy Williams a contract to
come there like once every three years or

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something with just silly money like this. Can you imagine how? I mean?

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Roy Williams not suited for the NBA, but it's there, you know.

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But do you think Hurley is what
is Hurley going to go in and

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run at college? No, he's
a hard ass dude. No, yeah,

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what are you doing? They're not
gonna listen to him. It's like

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they're not, dude, it's not. And the problem is is that that

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is that the who is the guy
now? Steve Kerr? Is he still

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the magic man? Who is the
guy? What do you mean? Yeah?

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Like they you know, when they
needed somebody to get it going,

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they went after and they got who
They got Phil Jackson? Right, who

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do they get now? Who's out
there? Who is that? Steve Brad

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Stevens. They messed up. They
could have got on Boomhozer. You know,

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they could have gotten him, but
then the Phoenix Suns one got him.

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And that's not gonna last forever because
there's no way, there's no way

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Brad Stevens doesn't coach again though,
right he must coach again. Well,

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I mean, like, dude,
when you're a GM, you don't have

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to fly everywhere all the time.
You still get the action. It's crazy

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that the potentially the best coach in
the NBA though, is not a coach,

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and he's not an old guy.
I just it's just like, I

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do believe this that you are seeior
chain you give the guard in the NBA,

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and there is a kind of a
push in some ways, push more

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by the players than the executive branch
of old going back to the old way,

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which is nobody likes each other.
Like these teams don't like each other.

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Yeah, there's no more like Chris
Paul Lebron James going hey, crashing

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my house while you're here. It's
like, no, dude, we're gonna

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murk each other. And the next
thing would be is getting back to quality

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coaching because these games suck. They
just suck. Yeah, it's just like

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the NBA should not. I mean, like, dude, you're breaking records.

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It's a first quarter, you're down
sixteen in the NBA Finals. What

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are you doing? And it's like, not like Dallas is bad. They

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have like a top defense. Now, they went there the first Like,

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there's only been two teams out there
that have ever been three fifty win teams

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in a row to get to the
finals. I think it was them and

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a Larry Bird team think I think
did that. And so dude, they're

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good. It's just like you just
get down instantly because you can't touch these

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guys. You can't touch them,
TikTok and all that instagramlet and in your

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feet because even watch a lot of
sports and ship all these old nineteen eighties

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even into the mid nineties videos of
the NBA, and every single second is

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a foul, every single second is
a foul. And today of even just

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backing people down, how people use
to back people down, how people just

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slamm people on the ground. It
was Cood. I don't want that.

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I don't want that, right I'm
looking. I don't know if I want

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exactly like the bad boy Pistons,
but what I do want is like to

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be able to play defense, to
guard somebody, to be able to hand

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check them beyond the three point line. That to me is like that,

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that's you can't these guys get hot. You're just done. You've got to

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get a defensive player. Chance.
I don't know, we'll see, dude,

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I don't know who you get.
I mean, there's no way the

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Warriors would place would trade Steph Kirk, but he'd be perfect for there.

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You know there are guys out there. But you know they traded all their

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the MAVs traded all of their capital
to get Kyrie. Did they I don't

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know. Maybe they just signed Kyrie. I don't know. Man, I

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thought they traded him, but yeah, gotta be interesting. I think Dallas

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can do it. I mean,
excuse, I think Dallas still has a

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chance. But Boston looks really good, really good, definitely more rested.

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Yeah, I mean, dude,
I mean like they had nine days off.

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When do you get back? But
you know it's not gonna get easier

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here. For the trade involved Dinwitty, Dorian Finney Smith and a first round

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draft pick and multiple second round draft
picks to the Nets and Saints for Irving

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and Morris. I mean that see, that's what you needed, and they

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don't have that right now. The
guy that's just pissed his team off,

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the team doesn't want anything to do
with it, and they just want to

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get rid of them as a problem. You know, like you remember what

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you think of somebody like that.
There's no way like that. The only

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thing close to that would be Bridges. But he's just not that level.

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But Bridges, you know, because
he's got the domestic violence shit. It's

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kind of a guy that. I
mean, he's also freeing Todd Bridges.

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Todd Bridges show. I think top
who's Timmy Pask Tellian Todd Bridges are doing

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a podcast, like if you had
to guess, yeah, yeah, of

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course he's alive. Wow. Really
you know Todd Bridges died and you know

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that show. He really was the
fucking uh who's a guy from uh the

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Rolling Stones? Keith Richards. He
was a Keith Richards of that show.

406
00:30:52,079 --> 00:30:56,039
Everyone's like he did the most drugs. How's he the one that's right?

407
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,359
Well? You know, you remember
the sister was so hot and I could

408
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,559
say that because I was a kid
at the time. And then she just

409
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,359
turned out just they just ran through
her, which is so sad. My

410
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,079
roommate in college that was his cousin, and how I did this talk and

411
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,920
then and then like a year after
I found that out that she came out

412
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,440
and playboy and then I was like, dude, I kept putting up her

413
00:31:18,519 --> 00:31:22,279
pictures like outside of his door,
and shit, he was getting so pit

414
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,440
It's like, hey, man,
it's your cousin. Bro, must be

415
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:32,279
your cousin. It was so bad
handed him, but the pages were stuck.

416
00:31:33,839 --> 00:31:36,559
I pulled a real not I don't
wanted to pull a nodter start beating

417
00:31:36,599 --> 00:31:41,359
off to his family. That's horrible, that really is was that the moment

418
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:51,000
up punch drunk at that moment of
all the lows man, that's yeah.

419
00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:55,359
I mean, dude, this final
should I think it's gonna be fine.

420
00:31:55,400 --> 00:32:02,000
People, Dude, the MAVs have
lost every first game they've lost. I

421
00:32:02,359 --> 00:32:07,119
don't think Kyrie will have that bad
of a game. Uh this next game

422
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,480
tomorrow night. I think he'll be
fine. I really do. I think

423
00:32:10,519 --> 00:32:15,400
he'll be fine, and I think
it'll be close. I think Luca will

424
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,839
show up. I think Luca might
have been a little I don't know,

425
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:22,240
because he's been playing forever, but
it might have been a little shocked.

426
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:28,480
I mean, like maybe offense.
Yeah, I'm worried he's tired. It's

427
00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:30,200
really because he's not in great I
mean, he doesn't look like he's in

428
00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:37,160
great shape. Well it was that
second neither did shack a lot. Yeah,

429
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,720
but you know how the cumulative damn, you know, the cumulative damage

430
00:32:39,839 --> 00:32:45,480
of a season can wear a guy
out towards the end of it. Yeah,

431
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,480
Oh for sure. I want I
want him to I want Dallas to

432
00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:52,000
win, though I'd like to see
I mean, I'm rooting for Dallas.

433
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,880
I love I'm not I'm not.
I don't love Kyrie. He's a duke

434
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,960
guy. But I like him more
than the duke guy on on fucking I

435
00:33:04,119 --> 00:33:08,240
like Jayon Brown, Jaylen Brown,
I like that he's just like I mean,

436
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:13,240
like the guy did. The guy
went to cal Cal Berkeley, Dude,

437
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,160
that's why he played college basketball.
He's he's kind. He's super political

438
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:21,240
too, you know, he's like
kind of a lefty. Yeah, I

439
00:33:21,319 --> 00:33:23,920
mean he's smart enough to not to
bring it up all the time. Uh

440
00:33:24,119 --> 00:33:27,559
maybe he does. I don't know, but I haven't heard it by me.

441
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,759
Like, dude, when they got
holiday for ham sandwich, Dude,

442
00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:36,039
they got for a ham sandwich you
could not have. I can't believe nobody

443
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,000
jumped on that ship. Yeah,
and then Jalen Brown, I mean he

444
00:33:38,119 --> 00:33:42,319
does. He's he's kind of an
activist. He talked like he did a

445
00:33:42,319 --> 00:33:45,039
big New York Times thing I remember
about being black in Boston, and you

446
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:50,880
know, uh, yeah, making
a gazillion dollars really gonna suck. Talking

447
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:55,079
about educational inequality. It just got
suck. It just got sucked. It

448
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,720
really got sucked. Yeah. Literally, a bunch of white chicks want to

449
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:02,839
suck your dick. Yeah, it's
gotta really suck. Every night that Super

450
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:07,239
elevens just want to have your baby
that's got really super Just take it from

451
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,960
me. It gets old after about
seven or eight years. Now, we're

452
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:15,079
not talking eleven year olds, Jason, that's you. We're talking super elevens.

453
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:20,159
Okay, Oh no, I was
talking about super elevens. I just

454
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,360
you know, after a while you
go like, you know, you were

455
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,519
talking. You were talking about behind
seven eleven that you met with the nine.

456
00:34:27,079 --> 00:34:30,639
Can please have sex with the nine? Maybe just nice cuddle with an

457
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:39,440
eight? But no, all the
elevens. It does get old. Do

458
00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:47,480
you get that? Did you guys
watch the eight fight Islam? And yeah,

459
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:55,320
I love it. This notion dude
that Islam is the pound for pound

460
00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:01,039
guy is the most hilarious. Like
it just shows you how like board mm

461
00:35:01,079 --> 00:35:06,280
A reporters are. The guy hasn't
fought anyone out of his weight class except

462
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,480
for one dude who came up to
his weight and then they're giving John Jones

463
00:35:08,519 --> 00:35:14,599
shit because he hasn't fought forever.
John Jones is the goat. I wouldn't

464
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:17,800
agree that when somebody goes you're the
goat, that is pound for pound,

465
00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:23,440
pound for pound, the goat is
the greatest ever. Hm. Well,

466
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,480
I mean think if you said that
in like like boxing, I would think

467
00:35:27,519 --> 00:35:31,800
you were the goat in your division
probably No, no, no, you're

468
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,960
you're right, Sam, Yeah you're
right. Yeah, no, you're right,

469
00:35:35,039 --> 00:35:37,320
you're right. Yeah, because they
like when I say Mayweather is a

470
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,960
goat, I mean he's the best
boxer of all time. Yeah. Yeah,

471
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:45,320
so I mean and like if you
made if you made Mayweather Muhammad Ali's

472
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:50,320
size, that'd be an interesting fight
for sure. Oh yeah they're doing that

473
00:35:50,519 --> 00:35:57,519
now. Oh we really have been
growing them, yeah, cloding like like

474
00:35:58,119 --> 00:36:01,280
like Floyd Mayweather just making him six' four. They should do that.

475
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,719
Ship. I mean, hey,
I don't want to say I heard the

476
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,559
Chinese were working on it. Dude, get ready fall. I mean you

477
00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:13,079
want to talk about fighting the Wilder
not knocked out by that Chinese dude.

478
00:36:13,559 --> 00:36:17,480
That guy here looking, he's a
looking but yeah, that that's the final

479
00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:22,199
boss in a Bruce Lee movie for
short, right, bullshit. Both of

480
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:27,079
them are like the main main guy
and then the guy you can't get too

481
00:36:27,199 --> 00:36:29,599
over for like a week and then
you finally beat him, and then the

482
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:35,000
mad guy. I won't do what. The guy came in sixty pounds heavier

483
00:36:35,519 --> 00:36:38,920
than Wilder. Right, he's a
guy. Like the first time you kick

484
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,199
him in the face in the movie, he just face doesn't even move,

485
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,360
He just keeps going like this and
your hand hurt and it makes like an

486
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:51,280
handle sound. And then he spits
out the gold tooth and smiles and you

487
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:55,280
see the tooth grow right back in
exactly. That's exactly. I mean,

488
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,760
how much of that do you go? This is because whatever his name is,

489
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:12,159
jang if they is because he is
just so dominant, and how much

490
00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:19,119
it is is because what we've seen
in the last four years is that Wilders

491
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:25,119
seems to be a bit of a
one trick pony. Well you know what

492
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:35,239
he is. Wilder is Tracy McGrady
boxing. Had all these athletics, yes,

493
00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:40,800
yes, exactly exactly, big brown, big brown, and basically,

494
00:37:42,119 --> 00:37:45,039
uh, he has all this death
like skills. Always was better than everybody

495
00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:50,760
else and the manto's skills. That
athletics is the one away. He was

496
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:57,119
just done. And when you're that
athletic and you don't work on your game,

497
00:37:58,159 --> 00:38:00,639
you're you're on the league, you're
off the I'm just watching the highlights

498
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:04,039
of that because I didn't I miss
that fight. Man, he got dropped

499
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,199
hard. Yeah, but it was
like he got hit. He got's bell

500
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:12,480
wrong and they tried. He talked
to the raft. He was he was

501
00:38:12,559 --> 00:38:15,400
on Queer Street as well. Well. He turned his back to the to

502
00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:16,760
the fighter. Yeah, and then
can you get caught around like this?

503
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:21,880
And then he just catches and flush
and it's like you he looked like he

504
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,840
was he got rocked. Then he
like turned to the reft and he's like,

505
00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:30,639
hey, man, can I get
a cocktail? We'll just look at

506
00:38:30,679 --> 00:38:36,559
it. He looks like he was
ordering weeks. He was about let's just

507
00:38:36,599 --> 00:38:39,840
look at it. Hey, I
will say this, This jang guy looks

508
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,280
I mean he's athletic. Man,
he can move, you know. Well

509
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,840
they both just lost in the same
guy. He's sloppy, but he can

510
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,400
move. Look, that's it right
there. Look no, no, this

511
00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:54,920
is not the one. He's on
Queer Street right now. Now he's about

512
00:38:54,960 --> 00:39:01,920
to be hold on, yeah,
it's coming. He's gonna cat I think

513
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:07,360
it's a jabb He catches one too, if I'm not mistaken, coming up

514
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,960
here. Yeah, that's it was
a right. He was in the south

515
00:39:13,159 --> 00:39:17,159
and he was and then the second
one had him just looking at the lights.

516
00:39:17,159 --> 00:39:20,519
I mean, he doesn't even he
does try to get up, but

517
00:39:20,639 --> 00:39:22,880
it's like he's up. He doesn't
know why. He's like, where's my

518
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:30,920
toothbrush? Sir? You're yeah,
they're gonna show again here he uh,

519
00:39:30,199 --> 00:39:34,000
he's a weird You're right though,
that's a weird looking to Who just picked

520
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:37,480
him up? Was that Floyd Mayweather
just picked him up? It looked like

521
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,159
but listen, look at this,
at this dude, He's like, what

522
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:46,000
he just hit me in the face. Why the South strongest guy is that

523
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:52,360
punch wasn't even like a like look
at it. It's like no, no,

524
00:39:52,840 --> 00:40:00,199
like just a reaction punch, almost
like a little check. Yeah that

525
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,960
was that was man. He's done. He's so you know, you're a

526
00:40:02,159 --> 00:40:06,400
look at that. Oh look at
that go back it barely like it's a

527
00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:09,280
weird hit. Yeah, it just
it just cuts him in there. Oh,

528
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,719
he caught him on the almost in
like the nose of the cheek.

529
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,400
He's like, why you let him
hit me in the face? Donk mustache?

530
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,159
While there was starting your Dandy Glover
hair. You notice that he started

531
00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:27,000
to have Danny Glover hair. Yeah, going back, yeah, going back,

532
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,039
I'll do all this ship. That's
what he said to the rap.

533
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,719
I'll do a h. Murdoch.
If we don't make it out of your

534
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,679
line, I got a bomb in
my toilet. So he's a big he's

535
00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:43,239
a six foot six southball. That's
he's forty one. Damn. I wish

536
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,199
he was younger and that that zyg
uh being forty one? Is? Hey?

537
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,800
Can we mourn the loss of HBO
boxing? By the way, it

538
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,920
used to be so easy to keep
track of all these fucking boxing fights.

539
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:53,159
I used to. I mean it
was the easiest thing. You know.

540
00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:57,719
You know, on the weekend you're
gonna have HBO or showtime and then they

541
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,960
were gonna have pay per views.
It's so hard to keep track of it

542
00:41:00,159 --> 00:41:07,880
is. Have you seen have you
seen? Uh that? Ryan Garcia and

543
00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:14,360
Devin Haney have both said they haven't
been paid yet. Really yeah by the

544
00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:22,119
zone no ship? Yeah crazy right. You can just generate enough fucking hoopla

545
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,760
the whole world comes to watch fight. I mean, everybody's pumped for this

546
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:31,320
Diaz fucking uh Masvidol fucking boxing match
coming up in July sixth or something.

547
00:41:31,679 --> 00:41:37,400
Everybody's pumped up about the Tyson fight, and uh my got moved and dumped

548
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,119
up about that fight. I mean, honest, I want. I want

549
00:41:40,159 --> 00:41:45,559
to see it. I'm kind of
why because I want my tyson to knock

550
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:50,000
him out. I not gonna happen. It totally could happen. That could

551
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:57,039
happen, bro, You're just totally
could happen. Those four words are what

552
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,159
people are going to be watching this
for, because yeah, maybe the a

553
00:42:00,199 --> 00:42:04,000
four percent chance, but everybody wants
to see that. Yeah, dumb fuck

554
00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:07,039
get knock out by an old man, and everybody wants to relive that glory

555
00:42:07,119 --> 00:42:12,039
again. Everybody. You know how
many people used to go to I mean

556
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,880
tickets to swatch Michael Jordan's play baseball
where one thousand dollars back in the fucking

557
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:20,119
nineties, you know, Micause Everybody's
like he could hit a home run and

558
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,639
I could be there the day the
greatest basketball player in the world hit an

559
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:29,440
MLB home run. Nobody saw it. Everybody paid for it. I'm not

560
00:42:29,519 --> 00:42:31,639
paying for those fights, man,
but I'll put I'll put my eyes on

561
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,079
it. If I'm not if I
don't ship around, or if it's not

562
00:42:35,159 --> 00:42:37,199
at a weird time or something.
I mean, I'm not gonna work out,

563
00:42:37,199 --> 00:42:40,519
but I will watch it illegally,
certainly, yeah, illegally for sure.

564
00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:44,199
And it's also one of those things
too, where you get up the

565
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,920
next day you look at the fucking
news it's gonna be on Netflix. Does

566
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,960
that mean it's gonna be paid for
view on Netflix? It's gonna be on

567
00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:54,719
Netflix? Really? Yeah? Oh
I didn't know that. Yeah, last

568
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,679
working about a Netflix. And if
I get up next day and I look

569
00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:02,599
and they go, Mike Tyson knocks
him out in round three, unbelievable knock

570
00:43:02,639 --> 00:43:06,760
out, and I go, God, damn it, you're fucking kidding me.

571
00:43:07,599 --> 00:43:12,239
I missed that just a I could
break in my new fucking butt plug.

572
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,760
So let me ask you something,
Jason, do you have a deep

573
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:20,800
setting to uh when you say god
damn it? Do you automatically go into

574
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,199
animy get every time you say that
phrase? Do I sound like that every

575
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,039
time? You're like? Really,
well, we might say it the same

576
00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:30,880
way, but it's hard not to, uh, but maybe quite possibly.

577
00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:35,239
You know, Jeff Richards is in
Los Angeles right now, and him and

578
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,119
Jason Glerner are having lunch. And
I was somewhere that Richard's called me but

579
00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:40,679
I couldn't take the call, and
I look like it's Jeff Richards. I'll

580
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:44,599
call him back or whatever. And
then I get a voicemail message and it's

581
00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:47,440
fucking Richards, Hey, man,
what's up. I'm just here with Glarin

582
00:43:47,519 --> 00:43:51,920
And he's like, hey, is
that fucking teams? Hey, what's up?

583
00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:54,119
And I didn't know if it was
really those two were together or I

584
00:43:54,119 --> 00:44:01,440
feels like Jeff Richards doing both voices. I like that. Yeah, dude,

585
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:07,559
that clip of you and him and
butter sausage is just viral, bro,

586
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,440
And that is everywhere. I think
Richard said it was like two hundred

587
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:15,239
and eighty million views or something.
Great. Holy, I know, it's

588
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:19,639
fucking among us. It's so funny. He made some money off that,

589
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:24,840
right every he sent me a coffee
month and it's everywhere. I mean,

590
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,679
in so many different things that's put
it. It's not just that one original

591
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:34,599
video. It's been just putting in
a fucking every fucking, every fucking thing.

592
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:37,159
It's so funny. How's it go? How's it go? How's it

593
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:43,559
go? Who do you ask?
He says? Uh? I forgot,

594
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,199
I can't remember, uh, buttered
sauceage? I got? It's not your

595
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:50,000
jams, jam, I got.
I can't remember it. I can't remember.

596
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,079
I mean, I've seen it.
A thousand times. I can't remember

597
00:44:52,079 --> 00:44:57,519
it, but trust me, it's
out there. Did you see the one

598
00:44:57,599 --> 00:45:02,400
where he had Williams. Somebody was
doing Cat Williams and he, Jeff Richards

599
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:07,440
was doing uh uh Jeffrey Ross.
Fuck man, it was really funny.

600
00:45:07,559 --> 00:45:13,000
The Cat Williams guy whoever was doing
I texted Jeff whoever that was was doing,

601
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,719
tell them that that was absolutely hilarious
because it not only did it sound

602
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:22,639
like Cat Williams. Now do you
think that Jeff that uh that Richard's texted

603
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:25,920
that guy? Probably not. I
don't know who it was, but he

604
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,039
could have been like, hey,
my buddy listened to him, said it

605
00:45:29,079 --> 00:45:31,599
was a fucking great jobs about him. It's like when you say thoughts and

606
00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:35,679
prayers, are you really sending thoughts
on prayers? No, you're no,

607
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,119
you're saying thoughts and prayers. That's
what you actually. I'm selling thoughts and

608
00:45:38,159 --> 00:45:45,880
prayers right now. Thoughts some prayers
one anybody that Apple pays me or any

609
00:45:46,199 --> 00:45:51,840
Venmo or anything, two dollars,
I will give you thoughts and prayers,

610
00:45:52,480 --> 00:46:00,400
big ones, not just some bullshit
like hey, no, like thoughts and

611
00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:12,079
fucking prayers back, dude. Respect. Thanks man. Four dollars you can't

612
00:46:12,119 --> 00:46:15,960
buy for two dollars. The four
dollars you can buy like a burger ship.

613
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:21,559
Thoughts and prayers four dollars and we'll
be right back right after this break.

614
00:46:22,039 --> 00:46:27,199
Johnny, do you did you see
an extent of your big Boxer fan

615
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:32,880
in more than ten? Just sent
me two dollars. That's so funny,

616
00:46:40,679 --> 00:46:45,400
right on the screen, just pops
up. Yeah, oh Jesus, he

617
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,559
said, he, oh wow,
even with the price high. Sam sent

618
00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:52,519
me another two. See you could
get something for four dollars and Sam,

619
00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:57,039
yeah, for real, I'm not
even working around right now. Thoughts and

620
00:46:57,079 --> 00:47:00,400
prayers for you, Thank you,
boy, I love you, Thank you

621
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:06,480
much. Meaning thoughts for you.
They're right up here. My prayers for

622
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,159
you or for you Sam, Thank
you, dude, Thank you, dude,

623
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:16,000
I love you. You know what's
funny is I went to not too

624
00:47:16,079 --> 00:47:22,119
far up north from here. They
had the PGA Tour event at this room.

625
00:47:22,199 --> 00:47:25,199
I's course about an hour north.
So a bunch of guys that I

626
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,320
all went to. But it's like
the senior PGA Tour, which is fine.

627
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,559
It's all fifty and older. I
mean, it's all fucking people we

628
00:47:30,679 --> 00:47:35,360
grew up watching you follow people around. It was pretty fun, cool thing

629
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:42,079
to go to. But because it's
a senior PGA tour event and I went

630
00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:45,519
that first day on the four days, there was a lot of senior citizens

631
00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:53,000
at this thing, and all of
it is paperless, ticketless, everything is

632
00:47:53,039 --> 00:47:58,119
on your phone. So they were
black and so they were black. No,

633
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,760
but every the line at the fucking
information thing of all the people like

634
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,480
what do you mean I need my
phone? I left my phone in the

635
00:48:06,599 --> 00:48:09,400
car, you know what I mean? It was I go. They really

636
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:17,079
didn't think about the most technology,
the fucking uh crippled people. Let's have

637
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:22,079
thirty five thousands come here. But
here's the here's the rub. No cash.

638
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:27,880
Everything has to be on your phone
or email by email. That sounds

639
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:38,280
like a perfect idea to really expedite
the lines. Is uh is the house

640
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:47,480
fever or sky Fever or Sky it's
torn Really, it's it's it's uh Sky,

641
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:55,159
It's Sky, It's Scott. But
yeah, I mean it's a house

642
00:48:55,199 --> 00:49:00,800
of lesbians. Did you see that? Adam Silver said that that was when

643
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,599
Caitlyn Clark got that hard foul.
He said it was her welcome to the

644
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:07,480
w NBA moment, and it should
have been every Jordan got it, Magic

645
00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:13,320
Johnson got it, everybody got it. It's called Welcome to the fucking pros.

646
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,440
And when I here to fuck around. You want to ship teeth tomorrow,

647
00:49:19,079 --> 00:49:22,559
then fucking fast right now. But
if I say no, I don't

648
00:49:22,599 --> 00:49:24,960
want to shit teeth a wow,
thank you, you're two bucks back.

649
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:30,039
If you don't say yes, why
would I want that? That sounds terrible?

650
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,519
So so yeah, I mean,
like the whole thing is just the

651
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:40,119
problem with the whole thing isn't the
isn't necessarily just the rough play. It's

652
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:47,159
the bitchy and moaning before it that
compounds with the rough play that gets everyone

653
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:52,239
annoyed. Okay, It's like it's
like it's like the WNBA is like hockey

654
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:59,599
fans, where they bitch about how
nobody falls hockey until there's an interesting World

655
00:49:59,679 --> 00:50:04,320
Cup and then everyone tunes in,
but then they instantly bitch about how everyone's

656
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,159
bandwagging hockey. You know, it's
the same thing with these with these uh,

657
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:13,719
with the w n b A,
it's like you're begging us to follow

658
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,480
you, and the man we follow
you, you start bitching and moaning about

659
00:50:15,519 --> 00:50:21,239
everything. It's just like, I
don't care you could knock Caitlyn Park around.

660
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:27,280
I don't care, dude, Carter, whatever is Stanley Cup, I'm

661
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,599
met, you know the Stanley Cup. But I don't care. It's just

662
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:37,199
like, stop bitching a moaning about
her getting all the attention because it's bringing

663
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:42,679
you guys a ton of attention.
Like you guys got chartered flights out of

664
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,639
this, Like it's insane to me. It's so expensive to do chartered flights

665
00:50:47,159 --> 00:50:53,760
for all these games everywhere there's no
I mean, I think that's how he's

666
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:58,360
gonna go with with the territory.
I mean, people who super jealous and

667
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,119
Jordan, they are called the Detroit
Pit, you know, and you could

668
00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:06,719
and the Cleveland Cavaliers for that for
that matter, that that was just the

669
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:12,119
same thing. But it's immedia.
It's making. But it's different, dude.

670
00:51:12,159 --> 00:51:17,320
It's different than Jordan talk about.
So they talk about Wow for fucking

671
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:22,920
seven months. Yeah. Well,
it's also that the w n b A,

672
00:51:22,199 --> 00:51:27,360
the n b A was saved by
Larry Bird Magic Johnson. The NBA

673
00:51:27,639 --> 00:51:31,559
was doing well when Jordan came in. And even though Jordan was Jordan's was

674
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:37,559
a big deal, he wasn't what
what he isn't he wasn't the what he

675
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:42,280
wasn't the equivalent of what Caitlyn Clark
is to the w n b A at

676
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:46,639
this moment in the rookie seasons,
not not Game seven, not yeah not

677
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:52,960
not He's not you know, it's
like they it was still thriving, but

678
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:57,360
he wasn't getting actually, to your
point, hard hard filed until the second

679
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,880
year when I got Rookie of the
Year, Hugh, that's what he made

680
00:52:00,119 --> 00:52:04,039
started gun it for him, right, And I'm sure when the shoes came

681
00:52:04,119 --> 00:52:06,960
out and all that shit, they're
like, fuck this dude. Right.

682
00:52:07,119 --> 00:52:12,440
But but you know, again,
I say this to everybody, it is

683
00:52:12,599 --> 00:52:16,440
more is Katy and Clark is more
like Wayne Gretzky than she is Jordan.

684
00:52:17,039 --> 00:52:22,559
In that Wayne Gretzky, there was
unwritten rules that you don't check Wayne Gretzky.

685
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,559
You don't do it. It's like
he's too important to the league.

686
00:52:25,599 --> 00:52:30,199
If he gets hurt, it's it
hurts the bottom line. Don't check.

687
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,400
And that's my whole thing. It's
not that you should let her just get

688
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,119
away with everything, but it's just
like, stop bitching about all the attention

689
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:44,960
she's getting, Like when she's getting
her drafted the kid she's in she's in

690
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:51,199
college basketball and he's w NBA.
Bitches are all crying, Oh yeah,

691
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,519
what she gets here? Where she
gets here? This, we're real basketball.

692
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:58,079
It's like, Dad, she's bringing
a ton of attention. Shut the

693
00:52:58,159 --> 00:53:00,360
fuck up. And my favorite thing
is how the w n b A is

694
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:05,320
basically like comedians when a new comic
blows up, everyone's like, why did

695
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,960
you blow up? Fuck him?
I'm funnier than him. What the fuck

696
00:53:07,079 --> 00:53:10,719
is that? Fuck that? Well, this idea that they that she's blowing

697
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,519
up because of the media attention,
not you know what I mean, not

698
00:53:14,639 --> 00:53:17,960
because she's a good basketball player,
which is but she is basketball player.

699
00:53:19,159 --> 00:53:22,440
That's my point. That's why they're
wrong. Is the greatest score. But

700
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,920
you're missing saying what I'm saying.
I'm saying that the the athletes who are

701
00:53:27,159 --> 00:53:30,719
pissed about this are treating it like
she's blowing up because of the media attention,

702
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:37,719
attention and not because of her game. And yeah, I mean irees

703
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:42,599
w n b A implied in that
is this idea that the w n b

704
00:53:42,679 --> 00:53:45,519
A hasn't been popular because it hasn't
been given media attention, which is this

705
00:53:45,679 --> 00:53:50,320
thing that Monica McNutt was trying to
get after Stephen A. Smith about for

706
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,440
not giving the w n b A
enough attention on ESPN every morning, and

707
00:53:54,519 --> 00:53:57,599
the reality is, you know,
it's just not it's a niche thing.

708
00:53:57,639 --> 00:54:00,119
It's always gonna be because it's just
a different type of game. You know,

709
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:06,639
its score, because it's it's just
not the quality of the n B

710
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,840
A. And listen, the n
B A isn't the quality of the NBA

711
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,159
because they're doing the same thing that
the w n B A is doing,

712
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:19,039
which is just shooting threes all day. If I'm washing three, see three

713
00:54:19,159 --> 00:54:22,239
shot all dawn, go to the
y like people want to see dunks and

714
00:54:22,519 --> 00:54:28,840
drives and contact and all that.
Ship. Yeah, nobody wants to seem

715
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:35,679
like three by a tap miss,
three tap miss. It's stupid. You

716
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:42,000
even see like fast breaks end than
three pointers now no more. They'll go

717
00:54:42,159 --> 00:54:45,800
out to the they have a quick
they have a line rates m hm,

718
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:49,559
they have a line right to the
uh. They have a line right to

719
00:54:49,679 --> 00:54:52,960
the to the basket. And then
they just it's just like, must you

720
00:54:53,119 --> 00:54:58,039
just three instead? It's like no, dude, take it to the hole

721
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,719
and you go to go to a
fucking go to the park, go to

722
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:07,599
the YMCA, go to go watch
a high school game. Now it's trickled

723
00:55:07,599 --> 00:55:09,440
all the way down there. All
these kids want to do is shoot threes.

724
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:15,639
Everybody in the park is just pulling
up from thirty five feet. You

725
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:20,159
know. That's why I go down
low. And that's because now I'm basically

726
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,719
like a center. Now, because
everybody's trying shoot threes, I go,

727
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:30,000
I'm just controlled the paint. Listen, everybody. Everybody thinks Jason's joking,

728
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:37,400
He is not. Jason was sneaky
in his athleticism. He's download play,

729
00:55:37,039 --> 00:55:39,599
my download play. And I was
a good shop blocker back in the well.

730
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:44,840
Now we have to remember that you're
you're comparing him to yourself when you

731
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,760
say that, I've seen all of
you guys run a forty yard dash,

732
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:52,719
and it's thing I've ever seen in
my life. Having a forty yard dash

733
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,760
is different than sitting down low in
the paint. Yeah, if you you

734
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:58,840
want somebody run, though, you
know a lot about the kind of athlete

735
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,639
they are. And let's say you
guys were not smooth, I'll just say

736
00:56:00,679 --> 00:56:06,960
that it was not he You don't
understand what the phantom was like, and

737
00:56:07,039 --> 00:56:10,920
that was that was Jason Tebow's phantom, the phantom, because how did he

738
00:56:12,039 --> 00:56:15,719
get there? Yeah, ghosts out
there, you'd just be getting buckets,

739
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,599
okay, buckets. How is he
always under the basket. It's almost like

740
00:56:20,679 --> 00:56:24,199
he doesn't leave, he never plays. It's so crazy to half court already

741
00:56:24,199 --> 00:56:28,519
comes back the other way. So
I just dropped anker down there. Jason

742
00:56:28,679 --> 00:56:32,239
was the joker before the joker,
Like, You're like, how is this

743
00:56:32,519 --> 00:56:44,239
lanky, fat buck making moves?
And he was just that guy's built like

744
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:49,039
a lollipop. But he gets a
lot of rebounds. Do you guys see

745
00:56:49,119 --> 00:56:54,920
that? A bunch of Asians gathered
in l A, Downtown LA to protest

746
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,639
Shane Gillis. Uh, they're trying
to get him canceled. It's like Guy

747
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:05,320
Ioki, some guy called Guy Ioki
and uh no, no, no,

748
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:09,280
that's Steve Aoki. He made Asians
or something on the new show Tire.

749
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:13,679
Yeah, they're trying to get him
canceled. Uh. I haven't watched it

750
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,239
yet. I heard it's funny.
Yeah, Asians, Asians want so badly

751
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:21,719
to get on that. So yeah, Asians want to get in on that.

752
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:27,119
Asians want to get in on that. It's about ship he said years

753
00:57:27,119 --> 00:57:29,840
ago, by the way, and
that he didn't apologize for so they're saying

754
00:57:30,159 --> 00:57:35,000
all of this. He was on
a podcast and he said, uh,

755
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:43,079
yeah, Chinatown is fucking crazy.
Let the fucking Chinks live there. Uh

756
00:57:43,679 --> 00:57:49,639
And in another video, yeah,
he saw he called and he called Andrew

757
00:57:49,719 --> 00:57:54,519
Yane a jew chink. Yeah.
I said, well it says je chink

758
00:57:54,599 --> 00:57:57,880
right here. Yeah. Well,
they didn't want to write that down.

759
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:02,360
But because he didn't, the guy
Guy Aoki says that he gave a lame

760
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:07,039
apology and they want a better apology. All of this is a very hurtful

761
00:58:07,079 --> 00:58:12,320
message. If you duck and slowly
build your career back up and continue on

762
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:15,239
as if nothing happened, you can
come back stronger than ever. There's a

763
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:20,440
history of the industry allowing comedians who
make offensive racial remarks to not have to

764
00:58:20,519 --> 00:58:23,599
apologize. Yeah, I guess who
they are. Asian comics. Nobody tease

765
00:58:23,679 --> 00:58:29,840
off on Asians more than Asians.
Listen to this unbelievable listen know you listen

766
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,679
to this. Okay, They literally
had a show where they want an Emmy

767
00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:39,000
about two Asians who can't drive.
Okay, that's literally the show. That's

768
00:58:39,039 --> 00:58:45,079
the show. That's the show,
and it was a great show and Ali

769
00:58:45,159 --> 00:58:47,599
Wong was great in it. But
she literally made a show about how two

770
00:58:47,719 --> 00:58:52,519
Asians can't drive. That's it,
like, stop it, stop with the

771
00:58:52,599 --> 00:58:58,480
crime. You can't. You are
not You're not the black community. Okay,

772
00:58:59,159 --> 00:59:05,920
you're not for everybody, just because
you guys don't know what they deal

773
00:59:06,079 --> 00:59:07,639
They've dealt with. Though. Listen
to what Sidney Willis says, I dealt

774
00:59:07,639 --> 00:59:13,320
with. The aftermath of COVID nineteen
has led to many Asian Americans grappling with

775
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:17,599
increased discrimination and violence. Our communities
are still healing. Our communities are still

776
00:59:17,639 --> 00:59:22,920
healing, guys. Yeah, so
they call for accountability and apology. Never

777
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,320
can you imagine going down there and
just having to listen to these people talk

778
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:30,119
on a stage because this is all
and they're all riche kids. Because Asians

779
00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:35,679
have the highest standard of living in
the in America. I can't think of

780
00:59:35,719 --> 00:59:43,239
anything their households. Okay, they're
the most college educated. It's just absolutely

781
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,480
ridiculous. It's like, you go, dude, Asians are more white than

782
00:59:46,559 --> 00:59:52,880
white people. Yeah, it's ridiculous. They they look on me a lot

783
00:59:53,079 --> 00:59:59,679
like big what they no love you
big time? Dog. They don't love

784
00:59:59,719 --> 01:00:01,000
me to him at all. And
it's you know why, that's a good

785
01:00:01,039 --> 01:00:05,840
segue, because Johnny, they're mad
at me about this movie that I that

786
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:13,440
I probably got the part for.
It's called don Zilla minus one butthole and

787
01:00:13,559 --> 01:00:16,159
I played the guy that was missing
his butthole. And here's how I fucking

788
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:23,400
got the part for in Dong's Zvilla
minus one butthole is I went all method

789
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:27,559
with it. Sam and I worked
out this butthole for like a week and

790
01:00:27,599 --> 01:00:30,119
a half and I went in there
as the guy with no butthole. They

791
01:00:30,199 --> 01:00:34,239
could have not given me this part, and they did it. You know,

792
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,559
they gave it to an Asian woman. And I knew they were gonna

793
01:00:37,599 --> 01:00:39,519
do it because when I went in
for the audition, it was eighteen Asian

794
01:00:39,559 --> 01:00:43,679
women and me, and they just
wanted to gear. They give it a

795
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:47,840
different look. And now I can't
sit How is the How is Godzilla not

796
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,320
the most racist? How are they
not outside of Godzilla movie? He fucks

797
01:00:53,400 --> 01:01:00,320
them up every time he got something
against a free time. I watch that

798
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:07,519
because I was researching my role for
dong Zilla minus one and and so I

799
01:01:07,639 --> 01:01:10,920
watched the whatever the other one was
called. There wasn't one white person killed.

800
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:16,119
This gosh dang lizard killed so many
of their people and here they are

801
01:01:16,239 --> 01:01:22,400
outside Shane Gillis, Hey, you're
barking up the wrong tweet. It just

802
01:01:22,639 --> 01:01:29,440
sold. Everybody's just so. Your
life is so good, your life is

803
01:01:29,679 --> 01:01:37,119
so good. Don't they do shady
business? I just want to say,

804
01:01:37,159 --> 01:01:45,239
that's why. That's when I started. Can I ask you, Jason,

805
01:01:45,239 --> 01:01:46,840
where was this audition? I'm just
curious. Where do they have an audition

806
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:52,239
for a thing like that? Are
you really and you're sure you're sure it

807
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,360
did it? I mean, was
there anything like a sign or anything to

808
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:58,159
indicate that there were auditions going on
there? Or did you just kind of

809
01:01:58,199 --> 01:02:01,159
find a jeep and you know those
jeeps that have like a flat bet on

810
01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:04,599
the back. It's like a four
door jeep and then there's a flat bet

811
01:02:04,679 --> 01:02:07,320
on the back. It was up
and there and then they record your audition.

812
01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:12,280
Was there a camera? There was
a guy that was drawing ship or

813
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,400
writeing something. I don't know what
he was doing, but like, I

814
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:21,840
didn't have to pull out your chunk, well yeah, everything, I had

815
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,599
to pull it out and stretch it
out. And I either like make all

816
01:02:23,639 --> 01:02:27,639
these fucking like it? And did
he ask you to do any lines or

817
01:02:27,679 --> 01:02:30,760
anything? Or did did did you
just pull out? You're junk? We

818
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,239
did a couple of key bombs.
We did a couple of key bombs,

819
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:37,760
but we were doing lines. Did
you to do any lines? What's that?

820
01:02:37,239 --> 01:02:40,880
No? Yeah? No, because
dude, I came in like all

821
01:02:42,119 --> 01:02:45,960
in character. I was like,
oh, you know, no, dogs

822
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Villa not my town. See,
Jason, I'm thinking you never actually even

823
01:02:50,039 --> 01:02:52,559
made it to the audition. That's
when I'm really starting to realize you are

824
01:02:52,679 --> 01:02:57,880
you? Well, it sounded like
the script was good. I liked the

825
01:02:58,079 --> 01:03:02,840
script a lot. All right,
well, I go, hey, do

826
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:06,320
you have any lines or anything that
they go No. It's like if you

827
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,360
ever see uh, you know,
Kirker enthusiasm is like that, you know,

828
01:03:08,519 --> 01:03:12,559
just not a riffing. And I
go, hey, man, that's

829
01:03:12,599 --> 01:03:19,199
my ship. Okay, ohne falcons
there, that's kind of cool our cup

830
01:03:19,239 --> 01:03:22,199
there. Hey, can we go
back to the UFC real quick before we

831
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:27,360
end this the US? Of course, you know they're talking about Islam?

832
01:03:27,519 --> 01:03:30,920
Is he pounding for pound? You
know? I guess? I mean of

833
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,920
all timer currently currently, Well,
you're going to bring up John Jones.

834
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,880
I imagine who's just not fighting,
so it's hard to John Jones. Also

835
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:43,920
Alex Pereira, I mean Alex Parrah
was the champ, lost it, but

836
01:03:44,199 --> 01:03:49,280
moved up and then won that belt
too. And listen, dude, I

837
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:52,840
think moves up and wins a belt, I'll be much more impressed. Like,

838
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:58,679
dude, I know I'm in I
know that I am in the minority

839
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:04,840
when I say this, but I
won. I don't think he he has

840
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:14,159
the power to to bang out.
I just don't he has the power to

841
01:04:14,239 --> 01:04:15,960
ban Yeah, one seventy right.
I just don't think it's the power.

842
01:04:16,159 --> 01:04:20,599
I just don't think he has that
power. I do, I do,

843
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:24,840
And the thing is he to me? He fights like TSP. He gets

844
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:27,880
around you like a fucking ana conduct. Then he just gets on top of

845
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,480
you and squeezes you. He fights
a boring fight, sounds like your audition.

846
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:36,960
Nobody's pack to safe, yet nobody's
cracked. I mean he's lost.

847
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:42,800
He lost. He lost once to
the UFC and then the Armenians coming.

848
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,599
Dude, he had a really tough
fight, gave him as tough as fine,

849
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,559
and that was on like a two
weeks short notice. So he's supposed

850
01:04:48,559 --> 01:04:53,360
to be the next guy the no
ship. Him moving right up to one

851
01:04:53,559 --> 01:04:57,760
seventies just crazy to me. Uh, I'm a fan, I'm not a

852
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:01,159
player hater. I like his I
think he's a great fighter, and I

853
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:04,119
just think he's got a lot more
to prove. I think Dustin's great,

854
01:05:05,119 --> 01:05:09,079
but I just think he has a
lot more to prove. And there's guys

855
01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:13,320
in the way class. I mean, he should thoroughly clean it out before

856
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,719
you move up. Thoroughly clean it
out. I know Alex Prera moved up,

857
01:05:17,719 --> 01:05:23,440
but I don't know. How can
you say that Islam is pound for

858
01:05:23,559 --> 01:05:30,639
pound over Alex Prera. When Alex
Purras three fights he finally went too far

859
01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:39,000
from on base podcast? What do
you mean? Oh? I froze?

860
01:05:39,599 --> 01:05:45,760
Yeah, okay, you know,
how can you say that Islam is I

861
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:49,239
mean Elx Parrah beat five beat four
guys or three guys, the last three

862
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:55,039
champions at two five he beat them
all, He beat all of them.

863
01:05:55,559 --> 01:06:00,760
Yeah, how can you not say
Alex Parra is it the guy? And

864
01:06:00,079 --> 01:06:06,559
I'm not arguing either way. I'm
just saying I do see where his name

865
01:06:06,679 --> 01:06:10,159
is. Now calming up in a
conversation, now, just because it comes

866
01:06:10,239 --> 01:06:14,000
up in a conversation doesn't make me
go oh yeah, or even really argue

867
01:06:14,039 --> 01:06:17,360
it. But I do see with
his fights, you know, ever since

868
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:21,320
he's got the belt and before that, I see he's on like a fourteen

869
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:26,320
fight win streak, which is longer
than Kabets in the USC to move up.

870
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:30,760
And if he moves up into one
seventy and looks natural and doesn't look

871
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:35,000
slower a slow down, and he
starts winning in one seventy and gets a

872
01:06:35,039 --> 01:06:39,519
title shot at for maybe one or
two fights, and now he's got two

873
01:06:39,559 --> 01:06:45,119
belts, it's gonna be hard to
not with John Jones just sitting around waiting

874
01:06:45,159 --> 01:06:47,559
to fucking uh for his bible,
to take his ankle bracelet off or whatever

875
01:06:47,599 --> 01:06:50,840
the fuck he's doing. I mean, he hasn't fought in three years pretty

876
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:56,159
much, and he keep dangling it. But eventually it's gonna be Eventually John

877
01:06:56,239 --> 01:07:00,199
Jones fighting is gonna be like,
uh, remember how long we want a

878
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:03,079
Pachiel Mayweather And then when they finally
did, they were both not in their

879
01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:06,239
prime and it was like, this
is cann of cool, but it's not

880
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:11,280
what I really wanted eight years ago. Yeah, I don't want John Jones

881
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,440
to fight in fucking two years and
now he's not as great as you know.

882
01:07:15,119 --> 01:07:20,199
Either fight now and start getting ready
to start fighting, or or just

883
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:25,360
pull the Barry Sanders and just let
everybody say how great you are and argue,

884
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,480
well you never really you know,
he didn't have a long career.

885
01:07:29,719 --> 01:07:33,079
Uh, you know, but don't
just you know, keep talking ship from

886
01:07:33,079 --> 01:07:38,760
the sidelines. You know, I
don't know, dude, you know,

887
01:07:39,239 --> 01:07:44,880
I mean no, I think the
UFC is in weird places right now.

888
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:56,079
It is like the old the old
guards leaving like there's not a lot of

889
01:07:56,239 --> 01:08:00,360
personalities left after Connor, Like John
Jones is kind of a personality, there's

890
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:06,039
not a lot of personalities after that
strick Yeah, what about Uh what cuckoo?

891
01:08:06,039 --> 01:08:09,119
What's the crazy you know, the
crazy son of a bitch. Uh

892
01:08:10,239 --> 01:08:15,000
it's always talking about politics, that's
his name, Oh Swan Strickland. No,

893
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:21,600
he's talking about fucking that dumb funk
that always s He makes me like

894
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:26,840
Covington, right he was. He
said, have auditioned for Don Zilla minus

895
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:30,159
one, but he would have been
good in that and I I could see

896
01:08:30,199 --> 01:08:34,399
him get his London bridges falling.
When does that come out? You know,

897
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:38,239
I haven't heard anything about this,
and I'm usually pretty on top of

898
01:08:38,399 --> 01:08:42,239
like movies, upcoming films like what, I haven't heard a word about don

899
01:08:42,359 --> 01:08:45,840
Zilla minus one. Yeah, they
said, they said it's going straight to

900
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:51,720
Polaroid. That's what the guy said
when he was taking all the polar pictures.

901
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:55,439
He goes, No, this is
going straight to Polaroids. Okay,

902
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,800
I don't know if there's contracts for
that or whatever, but yeah, straight

903
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:02,600
to Polaride. That's what. That's
how I kept saying it. I hope

904
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:06,640
you hope you've been tested, that's
all say, buddy, Oh yeah,

905
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:14,159
I got tested for everything, dementia, fucking luck. Got tested for luck

906
01:09:14,199 --> 01:09:17,880
the other day and they're like,
ooh, you know that's what they said.

907
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:26,159
Unbelievable. We got problems around here. By the way, I was

908
01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:28,920
doing great in fantasy baseball. Now, did you just see that text I

909
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,880
say you saying? By the way, can I just real quick public service

910
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:35,560
anouncement. The two people in this
podcast with me are quite possibly the worst

911
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:40,760
text textter backers I've ever seen it. Thank you. I don't keep my

912
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:45,079
phone with me anymore. Like,
but did that one that I texted you

913
01:09:45,159 --> 01:09:50,520
guys about Uh uh were we just
talking about not the one with the NBA

914
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:55,239
fucking something? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you were talking about.

915
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,680
Yeah. I just want to say, Tinfoil Bat. I just played you

916
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:08,239
and FA and excellent fantasy baseball name
for this comedy podcast league Tinfoil Bat beat

917
01:10:08,319 --> 01:10:13,479
me, And I just want to
say that might be my favorite fantasy baseball

918
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,920
He's been in the league forever.
That guy's been with us for a long

919
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:19,359
long time. But he's here,
always been, Tim. I just never

920
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:26,039
noticed that always. Wow. Well, that's why I'm doing better this year.

921
01:10:26,039 --> 01:10:29,439
Because of this year, I've been
really paying attention to baseball. Dude,

922
01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:31,600
I've never had so many injuries in
anything. They just stop talking about

923
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:36,760
the Dodger gambling scandal? Is that
all you did? You? Did you

924
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:44,880
hear that his uh interpreter now is
like doing door dash. They've seen him

925
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:47,640
in like driving around a bike.
How could they tell it was him?

926
01:10:48,079 --> 01:10:51,800
You know, you know you want
to say, right now, Johnny,

927
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:58,000
with that you have a protests like
Shane Gillis, Johnny just said that that

928
01:10:58,279 --> 01:11:04,119
that could have been any Asian.
That's Johnny, Johnny, listen to me.

929
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:10,399
Tibo has a movie coming out on
Portward that is very Asian in its

930
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:15,359
audience. I'd like to office demographic. I'm getting very money on Don's Villa

931
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:19,800
minus one. I'm very sorry that
I pointed out that all the people hurt

932
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:26,159
money and all this not gonna have
a blind of people protested me. I

933
01:11:26,279 --> 01:11:29,960
think Sam might be dying. I'm
very sorry that I pointed out that all

934
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:34,720
the people with the black hair and
the yellow skin and the flat faces dog

935
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:42,680
Zella minus wand but yellow did we
learn from GBT? That's okay when we

936
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:48,640
when she remembers she told us what
color would represent them on the Jew Hunt

937
01:11:49,119 --> 01:11:54,359
and all this stuff. I would
never say anything about the Jews. No

938
01:11:54,520 --> 01:12:00,159
way, no way either they don't
can't they cancel you a whole different way

939
01:12:00,159 --> 01:12:01,439
if you know what I'm saying,
Well, no, what are you saying

940
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:08,920
about? Are you saying that that
Tebow's uh premiere might be in jeopardy because

941
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:12,479
of this podcast? Oh, Johnny, don't do it to me. Man,

942
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,119
don't put this out until tomorrow morning, because the ship comes out tonight.

943
01:12:15,159 --> 01:12:18,079
I think tonight now? Is it
back in the jeep? Is that

944
01:12:18,079 --> 01:12:21,600
where it's premier? He goes,
if you ever heard of Revenge porn.

945
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:24,800
This one guy that kind of talk
like a vampire, Like, why do

946
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:38,319
you talk like that? It's fucking
crazy, But it was law. Do

947
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:45,840
you know about revenge? Porn?
Drink? You get trying to bite my

948
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:48,640
balls like a fucking and he goes, oh, he'll be under my trance.

949
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,680
I go, I don't want to
be on your trance. Stup,

950
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:56,880
bite balls, bro. He goes, I'm the director. You take the

951
01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:59,920
car, take your cape off,
and where's this lizard I'm supposed to be

952
01:13:00,079 --> 01:13:03,680
fighting? It was a it was
a weird morning. I'll just say that.

953
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:08,399
Did you die in the film in
the spoiler alerts? Obviously? But

954
01:13:09,119 --> 01:13:15,680
my studman literally died and he wasn't
supposed to choke choking? Was it choke

955
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:18,439
to death? Bled out from the
anus? What what happened? No?

956
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:25,520
No, that he got tickled to
death. It was a fetish thing because

957
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,680
not only I swear to God,
I'm I'm gonna die, I'm gonna they

958
01:13:30,359 --> 01:13:36,520
look. It's a different world over
there in cinematography in the Far East.

959
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:41,359
Can you say far East? Did
I just do it again? Uh?

960
01:13:41,399 --> 01:13:50,520
Hm, it's called the Orient,
Jason there the Orient man, that's the

961
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:56,199
best. That's the best. Well
that's the best, guys, great show

962
01:13:56,319 --> 01:14:00,399
today. Great has been a good
catch. Do you guys see Conor actually

963
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:04,079
fights? Yes? I saw a
training video that you put out today that

964
01:14:04,159 --> 01:14:06,359
makes great. Yeah, it's so
weird. So what do you think it

965
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:13,000
is? Are they just trying?
It's like everybody in this fake like making

966
01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:17,680
like scripted fake shit. It's like
this is just part of the promotional thing,

967
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:21,359
like, oh oh yeah, it
might not be a fight. Oh

968
01:14:23,399 --> 01:14:28,720
yeah, It's always been that way. They know. When I came out

969
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:32,399
and said that how Mandel told him
to fake script that walk out, I

970
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,840
was what, I like, that's
it. I like, I love how

971
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:40,560
you hate that. I'm like,
I hate that ship. It's just it's

972
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:49,279
so not real, Like don Zilla, it sounds you know what, I'm

973
01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:53,920
honest, now that I hear somebody
else say it, it does sound ridiculous.

974
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,920
It makes me think that maybe the
ship with Ari is even fake.

975
01:15:00,319 --> 01:15:02,039
I mean, it's possible he told
a you know, to kind of argue

976
01:15:02,079 --> 01:15:05,359
with him on that. Maybe,
like if he's that manipulative to make Dana

977
01:15:05,399 --> 01:15:08,920
White walk out like that, are
tell Dana White to just watch That's a

978
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:12,479
great point, dude, that's a
great did you see that. Uh did

979
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:17,279
you see Dusty Diamond Poitier? Uh
point out THEO and Joey Diaz on his

980
01:15:17,399 --> 01:15:25,720
walking Rady got in the octagony like
they're he's good friends with THEO. Yeah.

981
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,960
By him and Diaz were standing next
to each other, and he was

982
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,840
like, what's up. That's cool. I get to see joe Diaz.

983
01:15:31,199 --> 01:15:35,399
We go miss himone good friend of
the show and friend of friend, friend

984
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:39,640
of everybody. Uh, Sam,
you got any dates come up? You

985
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:44,079
want to plug? Uh? Yeah? Why does this come up? Johnny?

986
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:54,920
Hopefully I would think we I have
comedy chaos this uh Tuesday, I

987
01:15:55,039 --> 01:16:01,680
have Uh, I have two nights
at the comedy at the dojo and on

988
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:06,079
the twentieth or the twenty first,
twenty second, I mean Connecticut, and

989
01:16:06,159 --> 01:16:10,319
then I got something in July.
I need to get back on my dates.

990
01:16:10,319 --> 01:16:14,920
I'm still I'm still just lazy.
Dude. You say that, but

991
01:16:15,039 --> 01:16:16,079
then when you have a bunch of
dates book, you're like, oh,

992
01:16:16,079 --> 01:16:20,920
I'm burnout. I'm going to I'm
so burnout already. You're at a nice

993
01:16:21,079 --> 01:16:26,800
happy medium right now. Just yeah, I'm gonna think it easier, don't

994
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,760
kidd You're gonna you're gonna kill yourself, dude, grind yourself the dust.

995
01:16:30,279 --> 01:16:32,439
I know, I am. I
am. Don't do that, man,

996
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:38,159
I'm gonna grind to death. You're
gonna be in any uh deep beds,

997
01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:42,479
uh, Jason, anything like that
coming up soon? Got any auditions you're

998
01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:45,159
excited about? Well, no,
I'm just waiting for that to drop.

999
01:16:45,399 --> 01:16:49,039
I guess hopefully there's like a big
poster that would be so cool driving down

1000
01:16:49,079 --> 01:16:53,560
town myself on a big, big, you know poster. Windows about that,

1001
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:58,640
But I think you make the poster, well, would your face make

1002
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:02,800
it? Or maybe just here,
I asked, surprise me, surprise me,

1003
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,560
you know, you know, like
how there's uh in the Star Wars

1004
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:09,079
poster there's always like some big thing
in the back. Could just be like

1005
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,920
like a big gaping asshole, Jason's
asshole, and the whole, the whole

1006
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:15,680
Godzilla coming out of it. You
know, I could see that would get

1007
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:18,560
out like some sort of art deep
throat, you know, screw box.

1008
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:24,359
I'll be dumb for that. I
can't wait to see. And so I

1009
01:17:24,399 --> 01:17:30,319
could play hand solo and I just
in the back just fucking nobody faster than

1010
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:34,840
Jason tebaw nobody, guys happy punch
Day, Sammy, I love you,

1011
01:17:35,079 --> 01:17:39,640
Johnny, I love you talking to
you about it? Sock game? What

1012
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:49,119
what did I say? Girl's girlfriend, every girl's knock, girl friend,

1013
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:58,079
every good. It disturbed me how
much Sam loved the song. Yeah,

1014
01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:10,439
yeah, special age. What am
I saying, Johnny? Stop? Just

1015
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:20,119
let it rock. These are kids
we're supporting now. If you are,

1016
01:18:20,439 --> 01:18:27,840
if you're a drunk puncher, buy
by the Problem. If you want to

1017
01:18:28,039 --> 01:18:32,760
find this U and buy it.
It's the kids with knee high Let's get

1018
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:41,199
busy, as the name of the
album. And drows my girlfriend, every

1019
01:18:41,399 --> 01:18:45,960
drows my girlfriend. I made,
I'm gonna make. I'm gonna put this

1020
01:18:45,079 --> 01:18:48,319
a vote. Should this be the
new punch Drunk The