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I butt you're asking, yo, we're in it and welcome. My job
are side and thatations my job is outside. Hey everybody, Sam, say
what you say? Hey? Hey? Should we just like, should we
just get into it and not even do intros anymore? Like just halfway through
the conversation? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish I could
keep that voice that tells you when we're recording, and we could just at
some point we're live. And you know why they do that. They do
that for that exact reason. So there's not any like revenge for me going
out there real quick. He just started recording. Never the female that starts
recording, by the way, like how can women black male men with sex
apes? Isn't that revenge porn? Like isn't that the well, all these
guys like you know, Kevin Blatt, right, Johnny, I mean yeah
yeah right, and like he like makes a living with this like revenge porn
stuff where these guys have these videos. Why would I lie? Yeah?
Would lie? Dude has already been consistent his whole life. Yeah you really
well, dude, you talk about that because have you guys heard that story
of that m panther? But he definitely was the next Dolphin Howard. Oh
yeah, yeah, yeah, that just came out. No, I don't
know what happened. What happened? Listen to this. Okay, this guy's
also for Scumbag of the Year. Who else is in the running so far?
For the scumbag in the air? Just doing me? Okay, God,
we're so at least we made it halfway through with no competition. Dude,
we got many many months to catch up to this print. But I'll
tell you what. He might have just leap progress. So he is being
sued by two different people. Roger, is that Roger that might be talking
by Roger? Roger? Ye? Is your dog escaping right now as we're
speaking. I see it looks like he's skydiving. Sam's on the street now
walking yelling at his dog or his gay level becoming so far away from the
server, it's just kind of keeps freezing into a different scenario. What if
it pops and it comes back and he's just getting railed off by some fucking
Mexican homes by Roger named Roger. Yeah, yeah, he saw that dick
walking by the window and he was, hey, players are gonna play that's
what they'll They'll let you know that and see me that. So anyway,
it's this Xavien Howard. He is being sued by two different people. One
is an ex girlfriend, the other is a son of a different ex girlfriend.
The first ex girlfriend he was just spreading uh after they broke up,
and then just showing a bunt and sending out a bunch of videos of bote
I had seemed to be a sex tape, but some is called you know,
they're saying that it's revenge born. She's coming at him here, which
okay, fine, yeah, here comes the scombag move. The son who's
like nineteen now but he was a miner at the time of a different uh
ex girlfriend. He gets her pregnant, she refuses to have an abortion.
He threatens her. She refuses to have an abortion, so he sends the
sex tape of his mom to the minor her son. What is the what
is the amor I'm gonna send your son this video of you fucking drinking my
milk or whatever they were doing? Whoa Okay, now I get it.
That's okay, that's crazy. That's crazy. What wicked. That's a wicked
move. That that is a that's below the belt on cool. Not a
bro move, not a bro move at all. No, that is that's
just like, damn, dude, you fucking just trauma. Imagine just getting
fucking videos of your parents, just fucking your dad, your mom, Sammy,
I magine not phoned a video of his parents and I remember, what,
what'd you say, dude, you're killing me again? Not her?
Follow the video of his parents and you what and he punks a monkin too,
He's that's just I don't think. Oh, I can't even wrap my
brain around that. Unless he was like twelve or thirteen or something. And
he was twelve or thirteen, okay, unless you didn't know, like it
was an m Night's chammel on porn. And then the big reveal at the
end was that it was his parents, like pans up at the very end
of the he never got to the end because he didn't finish. And then
once he got the stamina, once he's like eighteen, he finally gets the
stamina to get to the end of the best porn ho ever you know,
and and they pan up and it's his mom's face is gobbling jism. That
is so fun. That's so funny and disgusting all the same time. That's
okay, that's like a crip or something. Oh, there's no age that
that is acceptable. No, no, no, that's like you know when
they say, like, you know, every time you think like, man,
if I have one wish, but then all them stories when you make
a deal, and it's like the devil always fox some way. You know,
I want a billion out, then it gives you a billion dollars,
but it's stolen, and then you spend the rest of electing. There's always
a fuck you. Yeah, I want I want the I want the best
ever, and you give no qualifiers. He made that deal with the devil
when he was fourteen, and they playing his banjo and it conjured up the
devil yep. And then and then yeah, and he's just give me the
best porn I ever ever seen. And it's right at the end his mom's
just getting blasted by his dad. Oh dude, that is so bad,
We'll be right. So bad, is so bad. That is so bad,
so bad? Oh dear, what a nightmare, what a nightmare.
That's that's fine nominy for to come back into yourself far. They're it's early
in the year, but boy, that's that's a tough one sending that to
somebody's kid who's probably fifteen or something. You're on muse there you go,
right, Oh, you're muted. Okay, what you said? Yeah,
Danvid just got home, and so she's going to see my daughter's picasso she
drew in crayons on the wall. About to hear somebody go, I don't
get it. I'm like, who cares, We'll just let me see the
graffiti. Let me see, let me see what how she tagged her?
Uh okay, all right, tell me this isn't some straight up futuristic streaker
graffiti right here? Which did they tag team it? Or was it just
one of the two? Which daughter did it? Ghosts? They can't see
it that well? No, Ninja did it? Ninja did it? Ninja
did it? You get them confused? Now, No, I don't get
them. Today, I'm going to say it looks pretty cool. I think
it looks great. I mean, if David Trump can make a billion dollars
from what he did at Facebook, that's where that's a good point. Yeah,
what would be a good baby graffiti name O Spanksy instead of Banks.
Yes, nobody knows who spanks he is. But guys, we're in it.
We're in it. We're in it. Nap times at four, I
wish, I wish, I wish the sports On the Sports show Why Not,
we were just talking about a NFL defensive back and then we got into
talking about our friends beating up to their parents. I think you're the one
that took the left right there, Sammy, I did Sam? Have you
watched or Johnny? I guess you're you're here as well, and all of
our listeners have you watched any of the Donald Stirling Show yet? On?
No, I can't do it. I'm still traumatized to I saw. I
saw the preview and it just I was like, this is gonna be.
It doesn't look good. It looks like an SNL sketch of what It's just
like all the actors they got don't look anything like them, and it just
looks like it just looks like feminin, feminine black men playing roles. Just
it's just it's really hard to do convincing basketball. Yeah, for sure.
The reason, the only reason the Lakers show worked is because they found the
one guy that actually looked like Magic Johnson at the time. And dude,
I can't believe that show got canceled. That was that. Oh that was
such a good show. Dude. The Lakers were complaining. Dude, it
made them look bad. Well it was. It was kind of a tell
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I'm telling my grandkids, I used to have white boys, my dick.
That ship was out there, I mean all that, it was already out
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seventies. Man, give me a break and come on down to my McDonald's.
Do you like it? Jason is good. I haven't seen an episode
of it and I'm not gonna watch it. Hey, do you guys know
who Doctor Phil at the Comedy Store's guest was? Who Oh, Blake Griffin.
I saw pictures of it on Instagram. I didn't know that's what I
was doing, but I saw them all together. I mean, no,
I would have gone if I knew it was Blake Griffin. I wouldn't totally
gone. They said, mystery dunk contest. Well, he's he's gotten to
the point where he doesn't even need a guest anymore, right, he just
he just Doctor Phil show. And it just don't get that. I love
it to show. Yeah, No, but I I just I love Adam
Rain. I've loved his characters that he was doing for a long time.
You know, I just don't. I didn't. I didn't think Doctor Phil
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uh, you know, playing him on stage. You know, I
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He's the nicest guy, the nicest guy, Adam raised. There's nobody nicer.
But yeah, so I haven't watched that because that was the year that
the Clippers should have won the championship. I think that was the Danny Granger
year where we got him from Indiana. He was actually still had one leg
left and he was our three and D guy, and we had a team
and we were supposed to win it that year, and then pan Face comes
in and we don't win anything. You know, she's the worst. Well
for me, Sam, it's a little bit to your point that I go
man, I lived through that. And if you were in Los Angeles when
the Clippers and Donald Sterling was getting busted for Astan, you know, don't
be fucking any black guys and all this different shit. He was saying,
you know, witch whatever. But I guess that would be just a standard
role to any girlfriend of mine. But I guess it became a big touch,
touching point. They fucking sound a confession, Sam, What it was
that a confession? Or is Danish inhaling helium? That's one of my daughters.
Okay, I thought she was confessing to the drawing on the loan.
I'm gone, but I'm saying, Uh, if you lived in Los Angeles,
that was always on the buck, it's all you heard about, was
every little leak to whatever happened. And I thought about when I saw the
ad for the show, I go, what can there possibly be in there
that I didn't already hear and live through. It's not like laquer stuff.
That show. There was a lot of ship I was too young for.
And I was like, oh, man, oh that's an interesting I didn't
know those motherfuckers didn't get along and blah blah blah. The Clipper one,
it's like the Michael Vick dog thing for me, Like they didn't another dramatization
of that starring Will Smith whoever, I'm not even I don't even want to
go there. That is a great point, Dude, that is a great
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It's like Holtzman, it's a dent in my can. I don't want to
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great point, Jason, that's a great point. It's like you remember this
thing that just happened Thursday. Well, now you know Wesley Snipes, it
is like the fake gay guy Chicago whoever. You know. It's like it
just we just went through it. We don't need a reenactment of it.
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what are your thoughts on the finals? Does Boston just run away? But
I mean if you take away the first quarter one and just to the listeners,
right now, we're righting between game one and game two, game two,
so I think tomorrow you take away at thirty seven to twenty first quarter,
that's a fucking goddamn good game. Well you're what, but but that
was when Porzingis had his lungs, you know what I mean, when he
was in because he just dominated that first quarter. I've it was so impressive
to see him come off the you know, the injured list like that and
just come in and kick ass. If he can give him just a quarter
the rest of the series, I don't, you know, right, yeah,
I mean like I think there was this weird narrative about the Celtics that,
you know, they they weren't the best team in the league. I
mean, they ran away with it, and everyone's like they only got there
because of all they only got there because of the uh, because of all
the injuries, And I'm like, no, they got there because they were
the best team in the league. They're in the final, They're supposed to
be in the finals. The whole time. They are great. That's just
kind of like Johnny and I were talking recently. It's just like their best
player might not be Jason Tatum. It might be who's the other guy,
Johnny, who's the other guy you got on? Uh? J Jaylen Brown?
Jaylen Brown might be their best player and they're I mean, they're just
Boston Celtics are a fine two machine. There are there is no weakness in
that starting five. Who there's no defensive liability in the starting five. There's
no one you could switch off to to get Luca a better matchup and up
in the last game, you know, so everyone was like, oh,
Luca, Luca plays in these euro League games and these playoff games are not
in Europe. But I'm not saying they're not. I'm sure they are.
But dude, Boston, they're they're savages. Dude, there's savages. They
have zero problems with saying nasty ship to you. Yeah, this many,
No, I don't think it's sober. I don't think it's call it.
I mean it is two on four right now. It is two six six.
You call them six. Yeah. I can see Boston taking it.
So they're gonna end it in Yeah, I think so. I think.
I think the Mavericks are one one player away and they don't need like a
killer. They just need like Michael Bridges. But they'll never I don't know
how they get that guy. The key is, like, the key is
to get a guy that's over status welcome on a team that you can get
for nothing, and it's like, like, get who the Let's see what
the veteran class is the upcoming uh free agents, let's see. Well it's
what's his phrase? Trade? Yeah, but they're not gonna get one of
these times. I mean, could they get somebody like out of like what
about Uh? Oh are they That doesn't help because he doesn't play defense.
There's nobody that will help. The only person that could help is somehow Dallas
drafts drafts all BRONI and then Lebron's like, yeah, I'll just go to
Dallas. That would not any taxes. The two of those guys on the
same team. That would be terrible that I'd be like, who else are
you going to get? Who else can you get for nothing? Yeah?
I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm trying to pull up a like uh
Tyres Maxi is coming up on free agency Paul George, But that ain't I
mean, that's not no, that would have to be a signing trade.
Yeah. Wait, what is this? Is this this year NBA Free agent
rankings Top players? Yeah, okay, so then you got Lebron of course,
uh, Pascal Siaka, There's no way he's gonna go and get nothing.
Wherever you go, he's getting the max Ognobi. He's interesting, but
like, I mean, he's interesting. The only thing you could say is
you can come here, make the same money, but keep most of it
because you don't have to pay in st New York City and New York State
tax. That's the only plus. But that would be exactly who. They
need a twenty pointed game guy. They need their Dennis Robin Who who the
Bulls got for Will Purdue? Okay, that's the trade. D It's James
Harden. Wouldn't do him any good, really, Marta Rosan de mar de
Rozen would be good. That would be good. I mean there, yeah,
I mean, like what is he going to play for? Though?
But that's a great pick right there, because that guy's the exact opposite of
them. He likes to drive to the whole, he breaks down defenses.
He's not gonna cost you gazillion dollars because he's older. I would that's a
great call right there. DeMar Derozen might be the guy because you just because
they have a ton of oak trees, so they have the tall guys that
can swat stuff. They just need a third twenty point a game guaranteed guy,
and maybe they can get that because everyone's like, I'll just go play
with Luca. Yeah yeah, I mean, uh, Luca is an all
time great dude. Luca is literally Lebron James meets Larry Byrn. You know,
you know one that could actually work. Uh. Now I've heard only
that he wants to stay in Charlotte. But Miles Bridges PJ. Washington is
one of his best friends. He's already in Dallas. We got a new
coach coming in about to go off right now. We were just calling for
the dog. Sorry, oh I thought that was yeah, this is a
this is a h Sam in the Wile episode of Punch. But Miles Bridges,
dude, I mean he's you know, he's twenty one game uh and
that you know, super athletic that could he could he can play on the
wing. Uh. And his buddy's already there. You get him on a
deal because you know he's got let's say, personal problems. Uh. Then
I mean it's a fast drop from there. It's Malik Monk, Tobias Harris,
D'Angelo Russell. Quickly, it's just it's just Clay Thompson. I mean
they've been talking about like no, I mean the problem. Here's the thing
about Pope. Hope is actually a great piece when you have your guys like
he's He's like a guy you have when you already have your three players.
Great. Pope is great on Denver. Pope was great on the Lakers.
He's that compliment piece that you need. Like he's not you know, he's
that great defense, can score when you need him to, but he's not
like, get you over the top guy. He's a complimentary piece. But
DeMar DeRozan is the best one and he could get I mean, you move
Luca to the three. He's a point forward. I mean, it works,
it works well. We saw that well, I do where's we should
be? GMS we're doing We're doing a better job than the Lakers. I'll
tell you that right now. I mean they are all over the place.
And yeah, I mean, like as soon as Lebron James goes, I
won't hate the Lakers like I used to. But the Kobe Bryant into the
to the Lebron James eears is just like two most annoying narcissist players out there.
I mean, like this and just the revision of the revisionist history of
Kobe Bryant. It's just absolutely hilarious. It's so funny his personal life or
just that you know, into like you know, it's like they they've turned
into being a complete asshole into like driven, you know, focused schooltorious asshole
too. He just hasn't died yet. Yeah, but there's something different about
Jordan. I don't know why. It just was a different thing. And
maybe because I was a kid, but he just went to work, he
got it done, you know, I don't know, man, there's just
stuff about he's the gold standard for the goat and anybody says the first thing
you think of is Jordan, and then then you argue about everybody else in
every other sport. But I a would agree nobody nobody says Jordan, and
then you go, well, yeh, that's right, that is the good.
So so we're on the street. Is that Lebron James said, whoever
you get, you should have for ten years. So they want to they
want to offer this, Johnny, can you look this up? Like they
want to offer Hurley out of Connecticut a ten year contract. Why would you
offer college coach a ten year Contract's? Lakers? This is a Laker.
This is from something called Silver Screen and Roll Dan Hurley offered one hundred million
dollars guaranteed contract. It says, if the Lakers are to lure Dan Hurley
away from Yukon and college basketball, it's going to take a potentially enormous offer.
They're saying, I don't see anything about ten years maybe, but I
do see one hundred mills. So I mean, that's got to be a
long ass contract, right, that's gotta be six years. It's six years,
it's what they're thinking. Oh no, no, I'm sorry, that's
the guess. Here is what they're they're guessing with a roughly sixteen million dollar
six years, sixty million dollars a year. I mean what I mean,
dude, I mean I would go if take it. Of course, due
well, you know, because of Mitch Kupchak being with the Lakers that he
would offer Roy Williams a contract to come there like once every three years or
something with just silly money like this. Can you imagine how? I mean?
Roy Williams not suited for the NBA, but it's there, you know.
But do you think Hurley is what is Hurley going to go in and
run at college? No, he's a hard ass dude. No, yeah,
what are you doing? They're not gonna listen to him. It's like
they're not, dude, it's not. And the problem is is that that
is that the who is the guy now? Steve Kerr? Is he still
the magic man? Who is the guy? What do you mean? Yeah?
Like they you know, when they needed somebody to get it going,
they went after and they got who They got Phil Jackson? Right, who
do they get now? Who's out there? Who is that? Steve Brad
Stevens. They messed up. They could have got on Boomhozer. You know,
they could have gotten him, but then the Phoenix Suns one got him.
And that's not gonna last forever because there's no way, there's no way
Brad Stevens doesn't coach again though, right he must coach again. Well,
I mean, like, dude, when you're a GM, you don't have
to fly everywhere all the time. You still get the action. It's crazy
that the potentially the best coach in the NBA though, is not a coach,
and he's not an old guy. I just it's just like, I
do believe this that you are seeior chain you give the guard in the NBA,
and there is a kind of a push in some ways, push more
by the players than the executive branch of old going back to the old way,
which is nobody likes each other. Like these teams don't like each other.
Yeah, there's no more like Chris Paul Lebron James going hey, crashing
my house while you're here. It's like, no, dude, we're gonna
murk each other. And the next thing would be is getting back to quality
coaching because these games suck. They just suck. Yeah, it's just like
the NBA should not. I mean, like, dude, you're breaking records.
It's a first quarter, you're down sixteen in the NBA Finals. What
are you doing? And it's like, not like Dallas is bad. They
have like a top defense. Now, they went there the first Like,
there's only been two teams out there that have ever been three fifty win teams
in a row to get to the finals. I think it was them and
a Larry Bird team think I think did that. And so dude, they're
good. It's just like you just get down instantly because you can't touch these
guys. You can't touch them, TikTok and all that instagramlet and in your
feet because even watch a lot of sports and ship all these old nineteen eighties
even into the mid nineties videos of the NBA, and every single second is
a foul, every single second is a foul. And today of even just
backing people down, how people use to back people down, how people just
slamm people on the ground. It was Cood. I don't want that.
I don't want that, right I'm looking. I don't know if I want
exactly like the bad boy Pistons, but what I do want is like to
be able to play defense, to guard somebody, to be able to hand
check them beyond the three point line. That to me is like that,
that's you can't these guys get hot. You're just done. You've got to
get a defensive player. Chance. I don't know, we'll see, dude,
I don't know who you get. I mean, there's no way the
Warriors would place would trade Steph Kirk, but he'd be perfect for there.
You know there are guys out there. But you know they traded all their
the MAVs traded all of their capital to get Kyrie. Did they I don't
know. Maybe they just signed Kyrie. I don't know. Man, I
thought they traded him, but yeah, gotta be interesting. I think Dallas
can do it. I mean, excuse, I think Dallas still has a
chance. But Boston looks really good, really good, definitely more rested.
Yeah, I mean, dude, I mean like they had nine days off.
When do you get back? But you know it's not gonna get easier
here. For the trade involved Dinwitty, Dorian Finney Smith and a first round
draft pick and multiple second round draft picks to the Nets and Saints for Irving
and Morris. I mean that see, that's what you needed, and they
don't have that right now. The guy that's just pissed his team off,
the team doesn't want anything to do with it, and they just want to
get rid of them as a problem. You know, like you remember what
you think of somebody like that. There's no way like that. The only
thing close to that would be Bridges. But he's just not that level.
But Bridges, you know, because he's got the domestic violence shit. It's
kind of a guy that. I mean, he's also freeing Todd Bridges.
Todd Bridges show. I think top who's Timmy Pask Tellian Todd Bridges are doing
a podcast, like if you had to guess, yeah, yeah, of
course he's alive. Wow. Really you know Todd Bridges died and you know
that show. He really was the fucking uh who's a guy from uh the
Rolling Stones? Keith Richards. He was a Keith Richards of that show.
Everyone's like he did the most drugs. How's he the one that's right?
Well? You know, you remember the sister was so hot and I could
say that because I was a kid at the time. And then she just
turned out just they just ran through her, which is so sad. My
roommate in college that was his cousin, and how I did this talk and
then and then like a year after I found that out that she came out
and playboy and then I was like, dude, I kept putting up her
pictures like outside of his door, and shit, he was getting so pit
It's like, hey, man, it's your cousin. Bro, must be
your cousin. It was so bad handed him, but the pages were stuck.
I pulled a real not I don't wanted to pull a nodter start beating
off to his family. That's horrible, that really is was that the moment
up punch drunk at that moment of all the lows man, that's yeah.
I mean, dude, this final should I think it's gonna be fine.
People, Dude, the MAVs have lost every first game they've lost. I
don't think Kyrie will have that bad of a game. Uh this next game
tomorrow night. I think he'll be fine. I really do. I think
he'll be fine, and I think it'll be close. I think Luca will
show up. I think Luca might have been a little I don't know,
because he's been playing forever, but it might have been a little shocked.
I mean, like maybe offense. Yeah, I'm worried he's tired. It's
really because he's not in great I mean, he doesn't look like he's in
great shape. Well it was that second neither did shack a lot. Yeah,
but you know how the cumulative damn, you know, the cumulative damage
of a season can wear a guy out towards the end of it. Yeah,
Oh for sure. I want I want him to I want Dallas to
win, though I'd like to see I mean, I'm rooting for Dallas.
I love I'm not I'm not. I don't love Kyrie. He's a duke
guy. But I like him more than the duke guy on on fucking I
like Jayon Brown, Jaylen Brown, I like that he's just like I mean,
like the guy did. The guy went to cal Cal Berkeley, Dude,
that's why he played college basketball. He's he's kind. He's super political
too, you know, he's like kind of a lefty. Yeah, I
mean he's smart enough to not to bring it up all the time. Uh
maybe he does. I don't know, but I haven't heard it by me.
Like, dude, when they got holiday for ham sandwich, Dude,
they got for a ham sandwich you could not have. I can't believe nobody
jumped on that ship. Yeah, and then Jalen Brown, I mean he
does. He's he's kind of an activist. He talked like he did a
big New York Times thing I remember about being black in Boston, and you
know, uh, yeah, making a gazillion dollars really gonna suck. Talking
about educational inequality. It just got suck. It just got sucked. It
really got sucked. Yeah. Literally, a bunch of white chicks want to
suck your dick. Yeah, it's gotta really suck. Every night that Super
elevens just want to have your baby that's got really super Just take it from
me. It gets old after about seven or eight years. Now, we're
not talking eleven year olds, Jason, that's you. We're talking super elevens.
Okay, Oh no, I was talking about super elevens. I just
you know, after a while you go like, you know, you were
talking. You were talking about behind seven eleven that you met with the nine.
Can please have sex with the nine? Maybe just nice cuddle with an
eight? But no, all the elevens. It does get old. Do
you get that? Did you guys watch the eight fight Islam? And yeah,
I love it. This notion dude that Islam is the pound for pound
guy is the most hilarious. Like it just shows you how like board mm
A reporters are. The guy hasn't fought anyone out of his weight class except
for one dude who came up to his weight and then they're giving John Jones
shit because he hasn't fought forever. John Jones is the goat. I wouldn't
agree that when somebody goes you're the goat, that is pound for pound,
pound for pound, the goat is the greatest ever. Hm. Well,
I mean think if you said that in like like boxing, I would think
you were the goat in your division probably No, no, no, you're
you're right, Sam, Yeah you're right. Yeah, no, you're right,
you're right. Yeah, because they like when I say Mayweather is a
goat, I mean he's the best boxer of all time. Yeah. Yeah,
so I mean and like if you made if you made Mayweather Muhammad Ali's
size, that'd be an interesting fight for sure. Oh yeah they're doing that
now. Oh we really have been growing them, yeah, cloding like like
like Floyd Mayweather just making him six' four. They should do that.
Ship. I mean, hey, I don't want to say I heard the
Chinese were working on it. Dude, get ready fall. I mean you
want to talk about fighting the Wilder not knocked out by that Chinese dude.
That guy here looking, he's a looking but yeah, that that's the final
boss in a Bruce Lee movie for short, right, bullshit. Both of
them are like the main main guy and then the guy you can't get too
over for like a week and then you finally beat him, and then the
mad guy. I won't do what. The guy came in sixty pounds heavier
than Wilder. Right, he's a guy. Like the first time you kick
him in the face in the movie, he just face doesn't even move,
He just keeps going like this and your hand hurt and it makes like an
handle sound. And then he spits out the gold tooth and smiles and you
see the tooth grow right back in exactly. That's exactly. I mean,
how much of that do you go? This is because whatever his name is,
jang if they is because he is just so dominant, and how much
it is is because what we've seen in the last four years is that Wilders
seems to be a bit of a one trick pony. Well you know what
he is. Wilder is Tracy McGrady boxing. Had all these athletics, yes,
yes, exactly exactly, big brown, big brown, and basically,
uh, he has all this death like skills. Always was better than everybody
else and the manto's skills. That athletics is the one away. He was
just done. And when you're that athletic and you don't work on your game,
you're you're on the league, you're off the I'm just watching the highlights
of that because I didn't I miss that fight. Man, he got dropped
hard. Yeah, but it was like he got hit. He got's bell
wrong and they tried. He talked to the raft. He was he was
on Queer Street as well. Well. He turned his back to the to
the fighter. Yeah, and then can you get caught around like this?
And then he just catches and flush and it's like you he looked like he
was he got rocked. Then he like turned to the reft and he's like,
hey, man, can I get a cocktail? We'll just look at
it. He looks like he was ordering weeks. He was about let's just
look at it. Hey, I will say this, This jang guy looks
I mean he's athletic. Man, he can move, you know. Well
they both just lost in the same guy. He's sloppy, but he can
move. Look, that's it right there. Look no, no, this
is not the one. He's on Queer Street right now. Now he's about
to be hold on, yeah, it's coming. He's gonna cat I think
it's a jabb He catches one too, if I'm not mistaken, coming up
here. Yeah, that's it was a right. He was in the south
and he was and then the second one had him just looking at the lights.
I mean, he doesn't even he does try to get up, but
it's like he's up. He doesn't know why. He's like, where's my
toothbrush? Sir? You're yeah, they're gonna show again here he uh,
he's a weird You're right though, that's a weird looking to Who just picked
him up? Was that Floyd Mayweather just picked him up? It looked like
but listen, look at this, at this dude, He's like, what
he just hit me in the face. Why the South strongest guy is that
punch wasn't even like a like look at it. It's like no, no,
like just a reaction punch, almost like a little check. Yeah that
was that was man. He's done. He's so you know, you're a
look at that. Oh look at that go back it barely like it's a
weird hit. Yeah, it just it just cuts him in there. Oh,
he caught him on the almost in like the nose of the cheek.
He's like, why you let him hit me in the face? Donk mustache?
While there was starting your Dandy Glover hair. You notice that he started
to have Danny Glover hair. Yeah, going back, yeah, going back,
I'll do all this ship. That's what he said to the rap.
I'll do a h. Murdoch. If we don't make it out of your
line, I got a bomb in my toilet. So he's a big he's
a six foot six southball. That's he's forty one. Damn. I wish
he was younger and that that zyg uh being forty one? Is? Hey?
Can we mourn the loss of HBO boxing? By the way, it
used to be so easy to keep track of all these fucking boxing fights.
I used to. I mean it was the easiest thing. You know.
You know, on the weekend you're gonna have HBO or showtime and then they
were gonna have pay per views. It's so hard to keep track of it
is. Have you seen have you seen? Uh that? Ryan Garcia and
Devin Haney have both said they haven't been paid yet. Really yeah by the
zone no ship? Yeah crazy right. You can just generate enough fucking hoopla
the whole world comes to watch fight. I mean, everybody's pumped for this
Diaz fucking uh Masvidol fucking boxing match coming up in July sixth or something.
Everybody's pumped up about the Tyson fight, and uh my got moved and dumped
up about that fight. I mean, honest, I want. I want
to see it. I'm kind of why because I want my tyson to knock
him out. I not gonna happen. It totally could happen. That could
happen, bro, You're just totally could happen. Those four words are what
people are going to be watching this for, because yeah, maybe the a
four percent chance, but everybody wants to see that. Yeah, dumb fuck
get knock out by an old man, and everybody wants to relive that glory
again. Everybody. You know how many people used to go to I mean
tickets to swatch Michael Jordan's play baseball where one thousand dollars back in the fucking
nineties, you know, Micause Everybody's like he could hit a home run and
I could be there the day the greatest basketball player in the world hit an
MLB home run. Nobody saw it. Everybody paid for it. I'm not
paying for those fights, man, but I'll put I'll put my eyes on
it. If I'm not if I don't ship around, or if it's not
at a weird time or something. I mean, I'm not gonna work out,
but I will watch it illegally, certainly, yeah, illegally for sure.
And it's also one of those things too, where you get up the
next day you look at the fucking news it's gonna be on Netflix. Does
that mean it's gonna be paid for view on Netflix? It's gonna be on
Netflix? Really? Yeah? Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, last
working about a Netflix. And if I get up next day and I look
and they go, Mike Tyson knocks him out in round three, unbelievable knock
out, and I go, God, damn it, you're fucking kidding me.
I missed that just a I could break in my new fucking butt plug.
So let me ask you something, Jason, do you have a deep
setting to uh when you say god damn it? Do you automatically go into
animy get every time you say that phrase? Do I sound like that every
time? You're like? Really, well, we might say it the same
way, but it's hard not to, uh, but maybe quite possibly.
You know, Jeff Richards is in Los Angeles right now, and him and
Jason Glerner are having lunch. And I was somewhere that Richard's called me but
I couldn't take the call, and I look like it's Jeff Richards. I'll
call him back or whatever. And then I get a voicemail message and it's
fucking Richards, Hey, man, what's up. I'm just here with Glarin
And he's like, hey, is that fucking teams? Hey, what's up?
And I didn't know if it was really those two were together or I
feels like Jeff Richards doing both voices. I like that. Yeah, dude,
that clip of you and him and butter sausage is just viral, bro,
And that is everywhere. I think Richard said it was like two hundred
and eighty million views or something. Great. Holy, I know, it's
fucking among us. It's so funny. He made some money off that,
right every he sent me a coffee month and it's everywhere. I mean,
in so many different things that's put it. It's not just that one original
video. It's been just putting in a fucking every fucking, every fucking thing.
It's so funny. How's it go? How's it go? How's it
go? Who do you ask? He says? Uh? I forgot,
I can't remember, uh, buttered sauceage? I got? It's not your
jams, jam, I got. I can't remember it. I can't remember.
I mean, I've seen it. A thousand times. I can't remember
it, but trust me, it's out there. Did you see the one
where he had Williams. Somebody was doing Cat Williams and he, Jeff Richards
was doing uh uh Jeffrey Ross. Fuck man, it was really funny.
The Cat Williams guy whoever was doing I texted Jeff whoever that was was doing,
tell them that that was absolutely hilarious because it not only did it sound
like Cat Williams. Now do you think that Jeff that uh that Richard's texted
that guy? Probably not. I don't know who it was, but he
could have been like, hey, my buddy listened to him, said it
was a fucking great jobs about him. It's like when you say thoughts and
prayers, are you really sending thoughts on prayers? No, you're no,
you're saying thoughts and prayers. That's what you actually. I'm selling thoughts and
prayers right now. Thoughts some prayers one anybody that Apple pays me or any
Venmo or anything, two dollars, I will give you thoughts and prayers,
big ones, not just some bullshit like hey, no, like thoughts and
fucking prayers back, dude. Respect. Thanks man. Four dollars you can't
buy for two dollars. The four dollars you can buy like a burger ship.
Thoughts and prayers four dollars and we'll be right back right after this break.
Johnny, do you did you see an extent of your big Boxer fan
in more than ten? Just sent me two dollars. That's so funny,
right on the screen, just pops up. Yeah, oh Jesus, he
said, he, oh wow, even with the price high. Sam sent
me another two. See you could get something for four dollars and Sam,
yeah, for real, I'm not even working around right now. Thoughts and
prayers for you, Thank you, boy, I love you, Thank you
much. Meaning thoughts for you. They're right up here. My prayers for
you or for you Sam, Thank you, dude, Thank you, dude,
I love you. You know what's funny is I went to not too
far up north from here. They had the PGA Tour event at this room.
I's course about an hour north. So a bunch of guys that I
all went to. But it's like the senior PGA Tour, which is fine.
It's all fifty and older. I mean, it's all fucking people we
grew up watching you follow people around. It was pretty fun, cool thing
to go to. But because it's a senior PGA tour event and I went
that first day on the four days, there was a lot of senior citizens
at this thing, and all of it is paperless, ticketless, everything is
on your phone. So they were black and so they were black. No,
but every the line at the fucking information thing of all the people like
what do you mean I need my phone? I left my phone in the
car, you know what I mean? It was I go. They really
didn't think about the most technology, the fucking uh crippled people. Let's have
thirty five thousands come here. But here's the here's the rub. No cash.
Everything has to be on your phone or email by email. That sounds
like a perfect idea to really expedite the lines. Is uh is the house
fever or sky Fever or Sky it's torn Really, it's it's it's uh Sky,
It's Sky, It's Scott. But yeah, I mean it's a house
of lesbians. Did you see that? Adam Silver said that that was when
Caitlyn Clark got that hard foul. He said it was her welcome to the
w NBA moment, and it should have been every Jordan got it, Magic
Johnson got it, everybody got it. It's called Welcome to the fucking pros.
And when I here to fuck around. You want to ship teeth tomorrow,
then fucking fast right now. But if I say no, I don't
want to shit teeth a wow, thank you, you're two bucks back.
If you don't say yes, why would I want that? That sounds terrible?
So so yeah, I mean, like the whole thing is just the
problem with the whole thing isn't the isn't necessarily just the rough play. It's
the bitchy and moaning before it that compounds with the rough play that gets everyone
annoyed. Okay, It's like it's like it's like the WNBA is like hockey
fans, where they bitch about how nobody falls hockey until there's an interesting World
Cup and then everyone tunes in, but then they instantly bitch about how everyone's
bandwagging hockey. You know, it's the same thing with these with these uh,
with the w n b A, it's like you're begging us to follow
you, and the man we follow you, you start bitching and moaning about
everything. It's just like, I don't care you could knock Caitlyn Park around.
I don't care, dude, Carter, whatever is Stanley Cup, I'm
met, you know the Stanley Cup. But I don't care. It's just
like, stop bitching a moaning about her getting all the attention because it's bringing
you guys a ton of attention. Like you guys got chartered flights out of
this, Like it's insane to me. It's so expensive to do chartered flights
for all these games everywhere there's no I mean, I think that's how he's
gonna go with with the territory. I mean, people who super jealous and
Jordan, they are called the Detroit Pit, you know, and you could
and the Cleveland Cavaliers for that for that matter, that that was just the
same thing. But it's immedia. It's making. But it's different, dude.
It's different than Jordan talk about. So they talk about Wow for fucking
seven months. Yeah. Well, it's also that the w n b A,
the n b A was saved by Larry Bird Magic Johnson. The NBA
was doing well when Jordan came in. And even though Jordan was Jordan's was
a big deal, he wasn't what what he isn't he wasn't the what he
wasn't the equivalent of what Caitlyn Clark is to the w n b A at
this moment in the rookie seasons, not not Game seven, not yeah not
not He's not you know, it's like they it was still thriving, but
he wasn't getting actually, to your point, hard hard filed until the second
year when I got Rookie of the Year, Hugh, that's what he made
started gun it for him, right, And I'm sure when the shoes came
out and all that shit, they're like, fuck this dude. Right.
But but you know, again, I say this to everybody, it is
more is Katy and Clark is more like Wayne Gretzky than she is Jordan.
In that Wayne Gretzky, there was unwritten rules that you don't check Wayne Gretzky.
You don't do it. It's like he's too important to the league.
If he gets hurt, it's it hurts the bottom line. Don't check.
And that's my whole thing. It's not that you should let her just get
away with everything, but it's just like, stop bitching about all the attention
she's getting, Like when she's getting her drafted the kid she's in she's in
college basketball and he's w NBA. Bitches are all crying, Oh yeah,
what she gets here? Where she gets here? This, we're real basketball.
It's like, Dad, she's bringing a ton of attention. Shut the
fuck up. And my favorite thing is how the w n b A is
basically like comedians when a new comic blows up, everyone's like, why did
you blow up? Fuck him? I'm funnier than him. What the fuck
is that? Fuck that? Well, this idea that they that she's blowing
up because of the media attention, not you know what I mean, not
because she's a good basketball player, which is but she is basketball player.
That's my point. That's why they're wrong. Is the greatest score. But
you're missing saying what I'm saying. I'm saying that the the athletes who are
pissed about this are treating it like she's blowing up because of the media attention,
attention and not because of her game. And yeah, I mean irees
w n b A implied in that is this idea that the w n b
A hasn't been popular because it hasn't been given media attention, which is this
thing that Monica McNutt was trying to get after Stephen A. Smith about for
not giving the w n b A enough attention on ESPN every morning, and
the reality is, you know, it's just not it's a niche thing.
It's always gonna be because it's just a different type of game. You know,
its score, because it's it's just not the quality of the n B
A. And listen, the n B A isn't the quality of the NBA
because they're doing the same thing that the w n B A is doing,
which is just shooting threes all day. If I'm washing three, see three
shot all dawn, go to the y like people want to see dunks and
drives and contact and all that. Ship. Yeah, nobody wants to seem
like three by a tap miss, three tap miss. It's stupid. You
even see like fast breaks end than three pointers now no more. They'll go
out to the they have a quick they have a line rates m hm,
they have a line right to the uh. They have a line right to
the to the basket. And then they just it's just like, must you
just three instead? It's like no, dude, take it to the hole
and you go to go to a fucking go to the park, go to
the YMCA, go to go watch a high school game. Now it's trickled
all the way down there. All these kids want to do is shoot threes.
Everybody in the park is just pulling up from thirty five feet. You
know. That's why I go down low. And that's because now I'm basically
like a center. Now, because everybody's trying shoot threes, I go,
I'm just controlled the paint. Listen, everybody. Everybody thinks Jason's joking,
He is not. Jason was sneaky in his athleticism. He's download play,
my download play. And I was a good shop blocker back in the well.
Now we have to remember that you're you're comparing him to yourself when you
say that, I've seen all of you guys run a forty yard dash,
and it's thing I've ever seen in my life. Having a forty yard dash
is different than sitting down low in the paint. Yeah, if you you
want somebody run, though, you know a lot about the kind of athlete
they are. And let's say you guys were not smooth, I'll just say
that it was not he You don't understand what the phantom was like, and
that was that was Jason Tebow's phantom, the phantom, because how did he
get there? Yeah, ghosts out there, you'd just be getting buckets,
okay, buckets. How is he always under the basket. It's almost like
he doesn't leave, he never plays. It's so crazy to half court already
comes back the other way. So I just dropped anker down there. Jason
was the joker before the joker, Like, You're like, how is this
lanky, fat buck making moves? And he was just that guy's built like
a lollipop. But he gets a lot of rebounds. Do you guys see
that? A bunch of Asians gathered in l A, Downtown LA to protest
Shane Gillis. Uh, they're trying to get him canceled. It's like Guy
Ioki, some guy called Guy Ioki and uh no, no, no,
that's Steve Aoki. He made Asians or something on the new show Tire.
Yeah, they're trying to get him canceled. Uh. I haven't watched it
yet. I heard it's funny. Yeah, Asians, Asians want so badly
to get on that. So yeah, Asians want to get in on that.
Asians want to get in on that. It's about ship he said years
ago, by the way, and that he didn't apologize for so they're saying
all of this. He was on a podcast and he said, uh,
yeah, Chinatown is fucking crazy. Let the fucking Chinks live there. Uh
And in another video, yeah, he saw he called and he called Andrew
Yane a jew chink. Yeah. I said, well it says je chink
right here. Yeah. Well, they didn't want to write that down.
But because he didn't, the guy Guy Aoki says that he gave a lame
apology and they want a better apology. All of this is a very hurtful
message. If you duck and slowly build your career back up and continue on
as if nothing happened, you can come back stronger than ever. There's a
history of the industry allowing comedians who make offensive racial remarks to not have to
apologize. Yeah, I guess who they are. Asian comics. Nobody tease
off on Asians more than Asians. Listen to this unbelievable listen know you listen
to this. Okay, They literally had a show where they want an Emmy
about two Asians who can't drive. Okay, that's literally the show. That's
the show. That's the show, and it was a great show and Ali
Wong was great in it. But she literally made a show about how two
Asians can't drive. That's it, like, stop it, stop with the
crime. You can't. You are not You're not the black community. Okay,
you're not for everybody, just because you guys don't know what they deal
They've dealt with. Though. Listen to what Sidney Willis says, I dealt
with. The aftermath of COVID nineteen has led to many Asian Americans grappling with
increased discrimination and violence. Our communities are still healing. Our communities are still
healing, guys. Yeah, so they call for accountability and apology. Never
can you imagine going down there and just having to listen to these people talk
on a stage because this is all and they're all riche kids. Because Asians
have the highest standard of living in the in America. I can't think of
anything their households. Okay, they're the most college educated. It's just absolutely
ridiculous. It's like, you go, dude, Asians are more white than
white people. Yeah, it's ridiculous. They they look on me a lot
like big what they no love you big time? Dog. They don't love
me to him at all. And it's you know why, that's a good
segue, because Johnny, they're mad at me about this movie that I that
I probably got the part for. It's called don Zilla minus one butthole and
I played the guy that was missing his butthole. And here's how I fucking
got the part for in Dong's Zvilla minus one butthole is I went all method
with it. Sam and I worked out this butthole for like a week and
a half and I went in there as the guy with no butthole. They
could have not given me this part, and they did it. You know,
they gave it to an Asian woman. And I knew they were gonna
do it because when I went in for the audition, it was eighteen Asian
women and me, and they just wanted to gear. They give it a
different look. And now I can't sit How is the How is Godzilla not
the most racist? How are they not outside of Godzilla movie? He fucks
them up every time he got something against a free time. I watch that
because I was researching my role for dong Zilla minus one and and so I
watched the whatever the other one was called. There wasn't one white person killed.
This gosh dang lizard killed so many of their people and here they are
outside Shane Gillis, Hey, you're barking up the wrong tweet. It just
sold. Everybody's just so. Your life is so good, your life is
so good. Don't they do shady business? I just want to say,
that's why. That's when I started. Can I ask you, Jason,
where was this audition? I'm just curious. Where do they have an audition
for a thing like that? Are you really and you're sure you're sure it
did it? I mean, was there anything like a sign or anything to
indicate that there were auditions going on there? Or did you just kind of
find a jeep and you know those jeeps that have like a flat bet on
the back. It's like a four door jeep and then there's a flat bet
on the back. It was up and there and then they record your audition.
Was there a camera? There was a guy that was drawing ship or
writeing something. I don't know what he was doing, but like, I
didn't have to pull out your chunk, well yeah, everything, I had
to pull it out and stretch it out. And I either like make all
these fucking like it? And did he ask you to do any lines or
anything? Or did did did you just pull out? You're junk? We
did a couple of key bombs. We did a couple of key bombs,
but we were doing lines. Did you to do any lines? What's that?
No? Yeah? No, because dude, I came in like all
in character. I was like, oh, you know, no, dogs
Villa not my town. See, Jason, I'm thinking you never actually even
made it to the audition. That's when I'm really starting to realize you are
you? Well, it sounded like the script was good. I liked the
script a lot. All right, well, I go, hey, do
you have any lines or anything that they go No. It's like if you
ever see uh, you know, Kirker enthusiasm is like that, you know,
just not a riffing. And I go, hey, man, that's
my ship. Okay, ohne falcons there, that's kind of cool our cup
there. Hey, can we go back to the UFC real quick before we
end this the US? Of course, you know they're talking about Islam?
Is he pounding for pound? You know? I guess? I mean of
all timer currently currently, Well, you're going to bring up John Jones.
I imagine who's just not fighting, so it's hard to John Jones. Also
Alex Pereira, I mean Alex Parrah was the champ, lost it, but
moved up and then won that belt too. And listen, dude, I
think moves up and wins a belt, I'll be much more impressed. Like,
dude, I know I'm in I know that I am in the minority
when I say this, but I won. I don't think he he has
the power to to bang out. I just don't he has the power to
ban Yeah, one seventy right. I just don't think it's the power.
I just don't think he has that power. I do, I do,
And the thing is he to me? He fights like TSP. He gets
around you like a fucking ana conduct. Then he just gets on top of
you and squeezes you. He fights a boring fight, sounds like your audition.
Nobody's pack to safe, yet nobody's cracked. I mean he's lost.
He lost. He lost once to the UFC and then the Armenians coming.
Dude, he had a really tough fight, gave him as tough as fine,
and that was on like a two weeks short notice. So he's supposed
to be the next guy the no ship. Him moving right up to one
seventies just crazy to me. Uh, I'm a fan, I'm not a
player hater. I like his I think he's a great fighter, and I
just think he's got a lot more to prove. I think Dustin's great,
but I just think he has a lot more to prove. And there's guys
in the way class. I mean, he should thoroughly clean it out before
you move up. Thoroughly clean it out. I know Alex Prera moved up,
but I don't know. How can you say that Islam is pound for
pound over Alex Prera. When Alex Purras three fights he finally went too far
from on base podcast? What do you mean? Oh? I froze?
Yeah, okay, you know, how can you say that Islam is I
mean Elx Parrah beat five beat four guys or three guys, the last three
champions at two five he beat them all, He beat all of them.
Yeah, how can you not say Alex Parra is it the guy? And
I'm not arguing either way. I'm just saying I do see where his name
is. Now calming up in a conversation, now, just because it comes
up in a conversation doesn't make me go oh yeah, or even really argue
it. But I do see with his fights, you know, ever since
he's got the belt and before that, I see he's on like a fourteen
fight win streak, which is longer than Kabets in the USC to move up.
And if he moves up into one seventy and looks natural and doesn't look
slower a slow down, and he starts winning in one seventy and gets a
title shot at for maybe one or two fights, and now he's got two
belts, it's gonna be hard to not with John Jones just sitting around waiting
to fucking uh for his bible, to take his ankle bracelet off or whatever
the fuck he's doing. I mean, he hasn't fought in three years pretty
much, and he keep dangling it. But eventually it's gonna be Eventually John
Jones fighting is gonna be like, uh, remember how long we want a
Pachiel Mayweather And then when they finally did, they were both not in their
prime and it was like, this is cann of cool, but it's not
what I really wanted eight years ago. Yeah, I don't want John Jones
to fight in fucking two years and now he's not as great as you know.
Either fight now and start getting ready to start fighting, or or just
pull the Barry Sanders and just let everybody say how great you are and argue,
well you never really you know, he didn't have a long career.
Uh, you know, but don't just you know, keep talking ship from
the sidelines. You know, I don't know, dude, you know,
I mean no, I think the UFC is in weird places right now.
It is like the old the old guards leaving like there's not a lot of
personalities left after Connor, Like John Jones is kind of a personality, there's
not a lot of personalities after that strick Yeah, what about Uh what cuckoo?
What's the crazy you know, the crazy son of a bitch. Uh
it's always talking about politics, that's his name, Oh Swan Strickland. No,
he's talking about fucking that dumb funk that always s He makes me like
Covington, right he was. He said, have auditioned for Don Zilla minus
one, but he would have been good in that and I I could see
him get his London bridges falling. When does that come out? You know,
I haven't heard anything about this, and I'm usually pretty on top of
like movies, upcoming films like what, I haven't heard a word about don
Zilla minus one. Yeah, they said, they said it's going straight to
Polaroid. That's what the guy said when he was taking all the polar pictures.
He goes, No, this is going straight to Polaroids. Okay,
I don't know if there's contracts for that or whatever, but yeah, straight
to Polaride. That's what. That's how I kept saying it. I hope
you hope you've been tested, that's all say, buddy, Oh yeah,
I got tested for everything, dementia, fucking luck. Got tested for luck
the other day and they're like, ooh, you know that's what they said.
Unbelievable. We got problems around here. By the way, I was
doing great in fantasy baseball. Now, did you just see that text I
say you saying? By the way, can I just real quick public service
anouncement. The two people in this podcast with me are quite possibly the worst
text textter backers I've ever seen it. Thank you. I don't keep my
phone with me anymore. Like, but did that one that I texted you
guys about Uh uh were we just talking about not the one with the NBA
fucking something? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you were talking about.
Yeah. I just want to say, Tinfoil Bat. I just played you
and FA and excellent fantasy baseball name for this comedy podcast league Tinfoil Bat beat
me, And I just want to say that might be my favorite fantasy baseball
He's been in the league forever. That guy's been with us for a long
long time. But he's here, always been, Tim. I just never
noticed that always. Wow. Well, that's why I'm doing better this year.
Because of this year, I've been really paying attention to baseball. Dude,
I've never had so many injuries in anything. They just stop talking about
the Dodger gambling scandal? Is that all you did? You? Did you
hear that his uh interpreter now is like doing door dash. They've seen him
in like driving around a bike. How could they tell it was him?
You know, you know you want to say, right now, Johnny,
with that you have a protests like Shane Gillis, Johnny just said that that
that could have been any Asian. That's Johnny, Johnny, listen to me.
Tibo has a movie coming out on Portward that is very Asian in its
audience. I'd like to office demographic. I'm getting very money on Don's Villa
minus one. I'm very sorry that I pointed out that all the people hurt
money and all this not gonna have a blind of people protested me. I
think Sam might be dying. I'm very sorry that I pointed out that all
the people with the black hair and the yellow skin and the flat faces dog
Zella minus wand but yellow did we learn from GBT? That's okay when we
when she remembers she told us what color would represent them on the Jew Hunt
and all this stuff. I would never say anything about the Jews. No
way, no way either they don't can't they cancel you a whole different way
if you know what I'm saying, Well, no, what are you saying
about? Are you saying that that Tebow's uh premiere might be in jeopardy because
of this podcast? Oh, Johnny, don't do it to me. Man,
don't put this out until tomorrow morning, because the ship comes out tonight.
I think tonight now? Is it back in the jeep? Is that
where it's premier? He goes, if you ever heard of Revenge porn.
This one guy that kind of talk like a vampire, Like, why do
you talk like that? It's fucking crazy, But it was law. Do
you know about revenge? Porn? Drink? You get trying to bite my
balls like a fucking and he goes, oh, he'll be under my trance.
I go, I don't want to be on your trance. Stup,
bite balls, bro. He goes, I'm the director. You take the
car, take your cape off, and where's this lizard I'm supposed to be
fighting? It was a it was a weird morning. I'll just say that.
Did you die in the film in the spoiler alerts? Obviously? But
my studman literally died and he wasn't supposed to choke choking? Was it choke
to death? Bled out from the anus? What what happened? No?
No, that he got tickled to death. It was a fetish thing because
not only I swear to God, I'm I'm gonna die, I'm gonna they
look. It's a different world over there in cinematography in the Far East.
Can you say far East? Did I just do it again? Uh?
Hm, it's called the Orient, Jason there the Orient man, that's the
best. That's the best. Well that's the best, guys, great show
today. Great has been a good catch. Do you guys see Conor actually
fights? Yes? I saw a training video that you put out today that
makes great. Yeah, it's so weird. So what do you think it
is? Are they just trying? It's like everybody in this fake like making
like scripted fake shit. It's like this is just part of the promotional thing,
like, oh oh yeah, it might not be a fight. Oh
yeah, It's always been that way. They know. When I came out
and said that how Mandel told him to fake script that walk out, I
was what, I like, that's it. I like, I love how
you hate that. I'm like, I hate that ship. It's just it's
so not real, Like don Zilla, it sounds you know what, I'm
honest, now that I hear somebody else say it, it does sound ridiculous.
It makes me think that maybe the ship with Ari is even fake.
I mean, it's possible he told a you know, to kind of argue
with him on that. Maybe, like if he's that manipulative to make Dana
White walk out like that, are tell Dana White to just watch That's a
great point, dude, that's a great did you see that. Uh did
you see Dusty Diamond Poitier? Uh point out THEO and Joey Diaz on his
walking Rady got in the octagony like they're he's good friends with THEO. Yeah.
By him and Diaz were standing next to each other, and he was
like, what's up. That's cool. I get to see joe Diaz.
We go miss himone good friend of the show and friend of friend, friend
of everybody. Uh, Sam, you got any dates come up? You
want to plug? Uh? Yeah? Why does this come up? Johnny?
Hopefully I would think we I have comedy chaos this uh Tuesday, I
have Uh, I have two nights at the comedy at the dojo and on
the twentieth or the twenty first, twenty second, I mean Connecticut, and
then I got something in July. I need to get back on my dates.
I'm still I'm still just lazy. Dude. You say that, but
then when you have a bunch of dates book, you're like, oh,
I'm burnout. I'm going to I'm so burnout already. You're at a nice
happy medium right now. Just yeah, I'm gonna think it easier, don't
kidd You're gonna you're gonna kill yourself, dude, grind yourself the dust.
I know, I am. I am. Don't do that, man,
I'm gonna grind to death. You're gonna be in any uh deep beds,
uh, Jason, anything like that coming up soon? Got any auditions you're
excited about? Well, no, I'm just waiting for that to drop.
I guess hopefully there's like a big poster that would be so cool driving down
town myself on a big, big, you know poster. Windows about that,
But I think you make the poster, well, would your face make
it? Or maybe just here, I asked, surprise me, surprise me,
you know, you know, like how there's uh in the Star Wars
poster there's always like some big thing in the back. Could just be like
like a big gaping asshole, Jason's asshole, and the whole, the whole
Godzilla coming out of it. You know, I could see that would get
out like some sort of art deep throat, you know, screw box.
I'll be dumb for that. I can't wait to see. And so I
could play hand solo and I just in the back just fucking nobody faster than
Jason tebaw nobody, guys happy punch Day, Sammy, I love you,
Johnny, I love you talking to you about it? Sock game? What
what did I say? Girl's girlfriend, every girl's knock, girl friend,
every good. It disturbed me how much Sam loved the song. Yeah,
yeah, special age. What am I saying, Johnny? Stop? Just
let it rock. These are kids we're supporting now. If you are,
if you're a drunk puncher, buy by the Problem. If you want to
find this U and buy it. It's the kids with knee high Let's get
busy, as the name of the album. And drows my girlfriend, every
drows my girlfriend. I made, I'm gonna make. I'm gonna put this
a vote. Should this be the new punch Drunk The