Oh it's caveats, didn't do. It's Mikey dancing JJ Jackson hands on the
wheel driving this ship on Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day to all of our
listeners. It's a heart shaped the wheel, Mikey go as you know.
Like that been a hell of a morning man, lots of fun, some
great songs. If you missed the eight o'clock segment, please download the podcast.
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Just click that. It doesn't change your life, nothing changes. It
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that's okay. But listen to the eight o'clock segment when we had our singing
a downbeat singing box of Valentine's chocolates. I think you'll enjoy. Yeah,
a lot of people did. We'll get to your talkbacks here in a hot
minute left on the iHeartRadio app. But we have an important story that I'm
I'm so hot about I can't even present it. Yeah, he's flustered.
I've been saying, imagine that. Dallas, Texas TV back on the scene,
as they sent a tweet out last night probably this would have probably been
about ten o'clock. I'm as late. And then sure enough, within minutes
we were all tagged yeah multiple times. That's good. Yeah, that's absolutely
good. Hot air balloon makes emergency landing in McKinney neighborhood today and you see
in the middle of a street a hot air balloon on the ground, and
guess what looks like it was a pretty good emergency landing. Yeah, nobody
got hurt. No one's hurt. And then you go to the news outlets
and look for any more information on this. Yeah, it's buried right,
No one's talking about it. Yeah because big air. Now, one person
did tweet, And again, these are all un these are just citizens,
So anyone can tweet anything in the world. We all know a world that
we live now where comment sections become part of the body of your news story.
I think this is more than okay to report. Auburn Berry tweeted,
this is not an emergency landing and everyone in the balloon is fine. Please
don't scare people with emergency when it's perfectly normal. When it's a perfectly normal
situation. I'm a balloon pilot's daughter. Well, Auburn, if it's a
perfectly normal situation, why is the balloon in the middle of a residential neighborhood.
That's not normal. Now normal, that's normal for you, But that's
not normal. And I'd like to get her father on I like that right
now. I'd like him waiting. If I had seen this tweet before,
just now, then maybe that would have happened. So I will now reach
out to Auburn because she might be right. She might be right, maybe
it is normal. And McKinny, because they're everywhere you're getting your reputation is
hot air balloon town. I'm just saying, if you want to market yourself
a little better, unless you want to be the hot air balloon capital of
the world, that's fine, but you're becoming that. Just know that's what's
happen. Be real careful, McKenny. You're on a slippery slope. Talk
to people all the time out there. I've got my ear to the ground
on multiple topics, and everyone's talking about balloons and McKenny all the time.
That's all they're talking about. If that's what you want to be, that's
cool. Now, who am I to tell you what to be. I
don't live there, but you're becoming that. And if you're okay with that,
you can sleep at night. That's fine. Don't get on a hot
air balloon. As a matter of fact, if you see one, don't
even look at it, because a good chance is gonna land on you get
indoors, get away, a good chance. What if the balloon hits a
house, Yeah, and there's babies in the house. Probably just the basket
hits the house and it just gently touches the top of the house and then
tumps slowly over. Everyone lives, everyone's happy, the occupants are. I
just don't think they're as deadly as people say. They are deadlier than heart
disease. I've said, I've told you that many times. They're deadlier than
heart disease. You saw the plane that Finally you've had enough time to see
the video of the plane that crashed on the highway in Florida, Right,
have you not really seen that? You've seen that, right, kevyot Yeah?
Last week is near I think near Jupiter. Actually, I thought we
talked about it, No, and we never got to that. Actually,
but there was another door flew off a plane, a private plane they had
to land the plane. Where was that Buffalo? Yeah in Buffalo, Buffalo.
Yeah, door flew on a small plane, only two people on it.
But still a door falls off a plane. But the but the crash
near in Florida, You see, I mean there's you know, everybody's got
a lot of people have dash cam whatever GoPros on their cars. You see
this plane just kind of going to the frame of this guy's driving down a
highway and barely miss or almost hit two cars, like, splits the defenders
and crashes into a embankment wall on the side and burst into flames. There's
five people on it. The two pilots are dead, three of the people
on the other on the plane passengers all lived and that thing went up in
flames. I don't know how they lived, but crashed a damn airplane on
a highway. Bro balloon just landed safely on the ground, and everybody's got
to overreact with the ball the balloon emergency landing. I think I read that
about one in five hundred hot air balloon flights are actually landed safely and go
as planned. Fake news. I think I read that people are saying fake
news hot air balloons like the planes at least have the the Federal Aviation Administration
like keep an eye on everything. I don't know what hotter balloons have,
but they probably have a guy with a mustache named Doug Doug and he has
an as his cope. That's the last line of defense. Stay off some
things. Other comments on that, Yeah, uh, really not that interested.
I mean it's weird, we're we're we are having gravity issues, I
think, go on, yeah, can we just be real that more weird
stuff is happening than ever? Why do we always say it's always been happening,
but we have phones now that's it. But that feels like ignoring the
problem that things are happening. I'm a solution based guy. It highlights the
problem, maybe draws more awareness to the problem. But panicking more about the
problem is not the answer, because the problem is not necessarily happening more often
than it always has. Explain the waste management, which, by the way,
they think the golf tournament in Phoenix where the crime calls were up,
if I have the numbers on that, if you'd like to see that from
the City of Scottsdale, the police department, they had a whole chart mapped
out calls for service up by a lot. Arrest last year fifty last year
eighteen this year fifty four. Ejections last year one hundred and two this year
two hundred and eleven. Trespassing last year forty one this year seventy three.
Feels like it was a lot more than that though, because the security issues
is what caused a lot of problems. Now, look, I am in
the boat that that the attention that is attracted, albeit bad attention, is
great for the PGA Tour because they need some juice. They need something like
that, and Tiger playing this week helps a big back to back. That's
good they were. There's been some comments like we're gonna have to make some
changes to the waste management open and I'm like, uh, you didn't like
being in the news. That's strange. I saw one headline exactly that,
like we have to make changes at the WM. And there's their picture of
these two guys probably early twenties, shirts off scream face in the photo as
they are both pulling out in the front of their pants, out in the
front of their pants and both simultaneously dumping beers into the front of their pants.
Oh my hell. Yeah, it's so stupid. How are you and
your brother's heads not photoshopped on those dudes? No? I agree, someone
find that because that would make a lot of sense. I think. Man,
Look, you got rid of networks like headline News, which back in
the day you would have maybe ten big stories and they would just recycle them
throughout the day. The reason that there are so many things being reported now
is because of our thirst for a lot of news. You need one hundred
and fifty stories, and you don't recycle them unless it's something massive like I
don't know, election fraud or you know, a bombing or something like that,
or a plane crash. These little micro stories are just disposable news stories.
So you've got to have people reporting this stuff. So we've been conditioned
to take on more news, and that's why it's gone this way. I
think. So we used to spend time skipping rocks down down the river.
Nobody wants to eat the whole Snickers. They want to eat just the fun
size Snickers and eat a bunch of those. I'll tell you what you got,
candy tie in, I'm hungry. You go to small towns, though,
and yeah, they're the amount of content they know about is way less
for sure, because they're more simple and they're doors and you know, not
just locked into their phone all the time. And not to mention the way
everything's divided. Now, you're gonna have the same story and have three different
version or four different versions of it reported, depending on what source it comes
from, right, you know, because everything's an opinion now too. Now
I want to go ahead and move on to the talkbacks. You got a
bunch of them here, and we're gonna send you off today with a beautiful
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that advanced hair restoration. Hey, I'm here with a handful of arrows for
y'all. Danny, I feel like you could use some love in your life,
so I have one for you. But I went ahead and wrote the
number of DFW's best divorce attorney on the shaft of it as a quick reference
for you. KT. I got you a two headed arrow because I know
you've been pining for two coworkers who won't scream at you during every commercial break.
And JJ, I got you just a regular bow and arrow because you
probably don't want to deal with men to begin with. I think I've got
something else in my quiver though, Okay, in his quiver there part two,
Yeah, there is. Let me check concerning definitely doesn't keep them under
thirty seconds, and I'll know it and we allow it with him. Oh
yeah, here's his quiver. Hey, y'all, if you could hear one
last time, just wanted to empty my quiver on you, Mikey. I
know that there's someone out there who needs more to you than anyone on earth
than You've been in love for many a year now, and there is no
arrow for something sweet and pure as that. So instead, I'm shipping you
a mirror so that you can continue to bond with that person you love the
most. I also have an arrow for kavanall, but let him know.
It requires him to drop trou and the shop is really good. We have
it. Calves is a handful of tonight, the quivers getting I mean,
come on, well that's very sweet, thank you. Yeah, that is.
Here's an update on Katana Guy. Well, it's Wednesday and I did
not see Katana Guy, so I can only assume that means he was defeated
by a rival samurai. So let's pour one out for Katana guy if you
would. Thanks, guys, Thanks, You're welcome. Damn it, we
need him roaming the highways Katana guy. Or maybe he met Katana Gal a
special day and they found love today and a hopeless place Highway one are LARPing
at Revershan Park. Yeah. Hey, I'm Auburn's father. I'm a hot
air balloon pilot calling to let you know that my daughter was absolutely right.
It is totally normal for habs to land in residential areas. I mean,
how else do you think they wind up on top of all those used card
dealerships? All right, idiots? You an idiot, that's funny. Don't
call them ha ajabs. We have time. Hi, guys, I love
your show. I just wanted to let you know that I live out in
a Sayana area and I have some on an alert to bring all animals and
small children inside because it is coyote mating season. So that'd be Valentine's Day.
Yeah, the cowdies you're looking to get it on, So that happens
around Valentine's Day, the coyotes. That's why, yeah, are experiencing mating
season. It feels like every time there's a Coudy story, someone does say
it's mating season, no matter what the month of the year, it is.
No, and what is what does eating a toddler have to do with
having sex with another coyote? Yeah, it's weird. This makes sense.
Same here. Danny got bit by a dog when I was a kid,
and I just remember my buddy's dad. It was a firefighter. He was
like, you better hope that dog don't have rabies. You're gonna have to
get twenty eight shots in your stomach with a ten inch needley and it's gonna
hurt. You're gonna cry, You're gonna cry. And I was like seven
years old, and of course I cried. I thought I had rabies.
Yeah, that's what they said. A ten inch needle and you're gonna have
to get a series of shots, one a day for a month. Is
that even real? Do I mean? Ta pill? Right? Pop a
pill? Here? We gon Kevin? Anybody else think KT's a secret love
guru in the sheets. He likes to play the low libido, doesn't get
much, has no drive when secretly he puts on like seminars classes just keeping
a woman all happy for seventy two hours straight. Jezh, we're outside up
kat BD for Valentine's Okay, there's four different places that I can orgasm from
never never really that much thought. Maybe is a little closet Casanova and one
of them is a sonic drive through. I'll make love to you, bad
boys to men. You should teach some classes, Yeah, ye, students.
Sign up is at a pass station. I'll be quick here. But
I had a my they were doing a fantasy football league because it was just
all football at the time, but they were struggling to find a good punishment
for the last place or I was, like one said, the last place
punishment. How about first place gets to host a one hour symposium and you
basically get to trap all of them no phones in a room for an hour
and just show them all your favorite YouTube clips and just whip their ass.
Okay, and if they talk, adds a minute. Nest guy to sit
there and take it. That's a good bit. I know. No one
would commit to go in an hour out of their time, didn't. I
was like, you, guys must not be confident in winning the league.
Dude, I would love to see a compilation of YouTube clips that that knucklehead
puts together. Yeah, but he would know that and make sure they were
something we didn't want to twenty three minute version of number forty one All Dave
Matthews live by the way. Maybe a chance for you to win some Dave
Matthews band tickets Tomorrow we might break out the new game the phone. If
there's a band that you like or an artist you like, you think you
can do the one second challenge better than me. You know. Maybe you
give you a chance to win tickets to a concert you might not want to
go to, but you might want to go to it too. Good morning,
boys. I just drove by Arlington and I was out there watching them
set those traps for the coyotes. Well, in one trap, they've got
a cabbage patch kid and then the other one. They have a Chucky doll,
So I don't know that they really know what they're doing. Yeah,
the reason they haven't found that kyoke yet. It's a bad trap. Who's
thinking about Chucky? That guy? Good morning, down beat. I love
the idea of Mikey at the gas pump, sprinting, crouching, jumping like
a Fortnite character, stay on the move for like Steve Martin and the Jerk.
Yeah cans, these cans, four cans. Sniper, You're not gonna
get me, get the pump. No, that's the point, Not at
the pun anywhere else though. I'm not promising I can't get God. I
mean there's buildings everywhere, you know, But I stick and move. When
I'm at the gas I'm gonna shoot at the larger target, the gas pump,
and make it explode and then just blow you up. Yeah, and
then when it explodes, I'll be slow motion walking right towards you, and
I will not flinch, and then it'll be your ass who I kick.
Hey, down beat. I worked for a local Carrollton flower shop named in
Bloom Flowers, and we love to pick up your singing box of chocolates.
Hit us up. Okay, we'll get that shipped out. Okay, We're
got a truck of ten thousand to your location immediately. Oh my god,
too many. This production value sounds incredible boys. Thank you for investing in
quality speakers this go around. Also that annual sex song that is my jam.
Unfortunately my jam fisious Taco bell at fifteenth. Man, I'm totally gonna
get fired. I've been stuck on my truck for about fifteen minutes now after
listening to those hot and spicy V Day songs, and well, I can't
get out of my vehicle just yet. Love you boys, not yet understood.
You can't walk in and certain knocking things over. I'm all horned up
and I'm about to go steal this grandma's grandless saber. Yeah, gosh,
very inspired. I think I'm a horse now to call up Good Day?
Okay, I think Wien or Christmas boys, keep up the good work all
right, thank you Wien or Christmas. Indeed, well, Chris little story
Industry's thing. No, I don't know. I've not heard that one.
We'll be back tomorrow morning at six am, and we will again. Like
I said, I have a chance for you to win. Some Dave Matthews
basickets if you want him, amongst other things, breaking down the mav Spurs.
Yeah, as they played a night Wimby in town. You can hear
that game on the Freak. But we wanted to leave you, guys and
gals with one of the greatest love songs ever created. As if we could
have left you more horny this morning. Yeah, We're gonna leave you with
this grabbitowel ladies. This is from local Dallas musician. You may remember him
from the boy band Loads for You about twenty years ago, but he broke
off and did his own so hello act. In his lead single, which
we debuted on the Freak about a month ago, it's called You've Got a
Place. We'll see you tomorrow morning at six am for JJ, Mike and
Danny. I'm Kevin. This is You've Got a Place by Nick Kramer.
Hey, girl, you know, there's a lot of things that I want
to do to you, but there's even more things that I want you to
do to me. So put on that Marvin Gaye record, open up that
bottle of yellowtail from seven to eleven, and slide on that snail trail right
down the sofa. Next to me because tonight Sack's sensation in my genes and
it's making me wet. I want to give you something much you'll never forget.
I know you wuked it. Can see the way you've found it now,
batty, but yolase, I've got some secret times you know about.
It's a special invitation. You can put away your mace as long as I've
got a base, You've got a place to sit eating nature. You look
at me and it's perfectly clear. Are you suggesting there's addition? Not barking
in the rear? But stop? Uh oh, I'm sorry, that's not
what you meant. My God, that taser really smart. I've got some
secret till it's that you need to know about. It's a special invitation.
You can put away your mace as long as I've got a face, You've
got a place to sit ouch. This evening did and go exactly as planned.
I'll spend the rest of a night making love to my hands. I
might be a dingus, but I'm still the king of God a lingis.
Take me at my word. I've got some secret talents that you need to
know about. It's a special invitation. You can put away your mace.
As long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit. Bitch.