WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:09.439 Oh it's caveats, didn't do. It's Mikey dancing JJ Jackson hands on the 2 00:00:09.439 --> 00:00:13.800 wheel driving this ship on Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day to all of our 3 00:00:13.800 --> 00:00:18.160 listeners. It's a heart shaped the wheel, Mikey go as you know. 4 00:00:18.920 --> 00:00:23.719 Like that been a hell of a morning man, lots of fun, some 5 00:00:23.800 --> 00:00:27.879 great songs. If you missed the eight o'clock segment, please download the podcast. 6 00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:30.719 Do it every day anyway? Yeah, like auto download all of it. 7 00:00:31.120 --> 00:00:33.920 Ideally, just hit the button. There's a button that's a auto download. 8 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:36.399 Just click that. It doesn't change your life, nothing changes. It 9 00:00:36.520 --> 00:00:40.520 changes our life. So but if you don't listen to them all that, 10 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:44.200 that's okay. But listen to the eight o'clock segment when we had our singing 11 00:00:44.399 --> 00:00:50.840 a downbeat singing box of Valentine's chocolates. I think you'll enjoy. Yeah, 12 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:53.159 a lot of people did. We'll get to your talkbacks here in a hot 13 00:00:53.159 --> 00:00:56.640 minute left on the iHeartRadio app. But we have an important story that I'm 14 00:00:56.759 --> 00:01:00.039 I'm so hot about I can't even present it. Yeah, he's flustered. 15 00:01:02.240 --> 00:01:07.400 I've been saying, imagine that. Dallas, Texas TV back on the scene, 16 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:14.040 as they sent a tweet out last night probably this would have probably been 17 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:18.480 about ten o'clock. I'm as late. And then sure enough, within minutes 18 00:01:18.519 --> 00:01:22.560 we were all tagged yeah multiple times. That's good. Yeah, that's absolutely 19 00:01:22.599 --> 00:01:27.480 good. Hot air balloon makes emergency landing in McKinney neighborhood today and you see 20 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:32.159 in the middle of a street a hot air balloon on the ground, and 21 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:34.959 guess what looks like it was a pretty good emergency landing. Yeah, nobody 22 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:38.280 got hurt. No one's hurt. And then you go to the news outlets 23 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:42.480 and look for any more information on this. Yeah, it's buried right, 24 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:47.760 No one's talking about it. Yeah because big air. Now, one person 25 00:01:48.040 --> 00:01:51.560 did tweet, And again, these are all un these are just citizens, 26 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:55.079 So anyone can tweet anything in the world. We all know a world that 27 00:01:55.120 --> 00:02:00.120 we live now where comment sections become part of the body of your news story. 28 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:05.000 I think this is more than okay to report. Auburn Berry tweeted, 29 00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:07.080 this is not an emergency landing and everyone in the balloon is fine. Please 30 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:12.280 don't scare people with emergency when it's perfectly normal. When it's a perfectly normal 31 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:15.479 situation. I'm a balloon pilot's daughter. Well, Auburn, if it's a 32 00:02:15.479 --> 00:02:21.840 perfectly normal situation, why is the balloon in the middle of a residential neighborhood. 33 00:02:21.919 --> 00:02:24.639 That's not normal. Now normal, that's normal for you, But that's 34 00:02:24.719 --> 00:02:30.360 not normal. And I'd like to get her father on I like that right 35 00:02:30.400 --> 00:02:35.719 now. I'd like him waiting. If I had seen this tweet before, 36 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:39.840 just now, then maybe that would have happened. So I will now reach 37 00:02:39.879 --> 00:02:44.080 out to Auburn because she might be right. She might be right, maybe 38 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:49.520 it is normal. And McKinny, because they're everywhere you're getting your reputation is 39 00:02:49.599 --> 00:02:52.960 hot air balloon town. I'm just saying, if you want to market yourself 40 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:55.759 a little better, unless you want to be the hot air balloon capital of 41 00:02:55.759 --> 00:02:59.719 the world, that's fine, but you're becoming that. Just know that's what's 42 00:02:59.719 --> 00:03:02.080 happen. Be real careful, McKenny. You're on a slippery slope. Talk 43 00:03:02.080 --> 00:03:05.840 to people all the time out there. I've got my ear to the ground 44 00:03:06.039 --> 00:03:09.199 on multiple topics, and everyone's talking about balloons and McKenny all the time. 45 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:13.599 That's all they're talking about. If that's what you want to be, that's 46 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:15.080 cool. Now, who am I to tell you what to be. I 47 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:19.759 don't live there, but you're becoming that. And if you're okay with that, 48 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:22.919 you can sleep at night. That's fine. Don't get on a hot 49 00:03:22.919 --> 00:03:24.039 air balloon. As a matter of fact, if you see one, don't 50 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:29.759 even look at it, because a good chance is gonna land on you get 51 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:32.639 indoors, get away, a good chance. What if the balloon hits a 52 00:03:32.639 --> 00:03:37.719 house, Yeah, and there's babies in the house. Probably just the basket 53 00:03:37.800 --> 00:03:42.800 hits the house and it just gently touches the top of the house and then 54 00:03:42.879 --> 00:03:49.439 tumps slowly over. Everyone lives, everyone's happy, the occupants are. I 55 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:55.240 just don't think they're as deadly as people say. They are deadlier than heart 56 00:03:55.280 --> 00:03:59.400 disease. I've said, I've told you that many times. They're deadlier than 57 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:02.520 heart disease. You saw the plane that Finally you've had enough time to see 58 00:04:02.520 --> 00:04:05.759 the video of the plane that crashed on the highway in Florida, Right, 59 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:10.840 have you not really seen that? You've seen that, right, kevyot Yeah? 60 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:14.080 Last week is near I think near Jupiter. Actually, I thought we 61 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:15.079 talked about it, No, and we never got to that. Actually, 62 00:04:15.079 --> 00:04:19.000 but there was another door flew off a plane, a private plane they had 63 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:21.600 to land the plane. Where was that Buffalo? Yeah in Buffalo, Buffalo. 64 00:04:21.639 --> 00:04:25.519 Yeah, door flew on a small plane, only two people on it. 65 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:28.439 But still a door falls off a plane. But the but the crash 66 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:30.839 near in Florida, You see, I mean there's you know, everybody's got 67 00:04:30.839 --> 00:04:36.399 a lot of people have dash cam whatever GoPros on their cars. You see 68 00:04:36.399 --> 00:04:40.680 this plane just kind of going to the frame of this guy's driving down a 69 00:04:40.759 --> 00:04:47.160 highway and barely miss or almost hit two cars, like, splits the defenders 70 00:04:47.319 --> 00:04:53.639 and crashes into a embankment wall on the side and burst into flames. There's 71 00:04:53.680 --> 00:04:56.199 five people on it. The two pilots are dead, three of the people 72 00:04:56.279 --> 00:05:00.600 on the other on the plane passengers all lived and that thing went up in 73 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:03.959 flames. I don't know how they lived, but crashed a damn airplane on 74 00:05:04.000 --> 00:05:09.839 a highway. Bro balloon just landed safely on the ground, and everybody's got 75 00:05:09.839 --> 00:05:15.800 to overreact with the ball the balloon emergency landing. I think I read that 76 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:19.879 about one in five hundred hot air balloon flights are actually landed safely and go 77 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:27.680 as planned. Fake news. I think I read that people are saying fake 78 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:31.160 news hot air balloons like the planes at least have the the Federal Aviation Administration 79 00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:33.720 like keep an eye on everything. I don't know what hotter balloons have, 80 00:05:34.160 --> 00:05:42.279 but they probably have a guy with a mustache named Doug Doug and he has 81 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:46.720 an as his cope. That's the last line of defense. Stay off some 82 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:54.279 things. Other comments on that, Yeah, uh, really not that interested. 83 00:05:54.519 --> 00:05:58.600 I mean it's weird, we're we're we are having gravity issues, I 84 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:03.360 think, go on, yeah, can we just be real that more weird 85 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:06.399 stuff is happening than ever? Why do we always say it's always been happening, 86 00:06:06.399 --> 00:06:11.240 but we have phones now that's it. But that feels like ignoring the 87 00:06:11.240 --> 00:06:15.079 problem that things are happening. I'm a solution based guy. It highlights the 88 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:17.600 problem, maybe draws more awareness to the problem. But panicking more about the 89 00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:21.720 problem is not the answer, because the problem is not necessarily happening more often 90 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:25.839 than it always has. Explain the waste management, which, by the way, 91 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:30.000 they think the golf tournament in Phoenix where the crime calls were up, 92 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:31.319 if I have the numbers on that, if you'd like to see that from 93 00:06:31.319 --> 00:06:35.120 the City of Scottsdale, the police department, they had a whole chart mapped 94 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:41.959 out calls for service up by a lot. Arrest last year fifty last year 95 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:46.040 eighteen this year fifty four. Ejections last year one hundred and two this year 96 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:49.920 two hundred and eleven. Trespassing last year forty one this year seventy three. 97 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:54.000 Feels like it was a lot more than that though, because the security issues 98 00:06:54.079 --> 00:06:56.879 is what caused a lot of problems. Now, look, I am in 99 00:06:56.920 --> 00:07:01.519 the boat that that the attention that is attracted, albeit bad attention, is 100 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:06.279 great for the PGA Tour because they need some juice. They need something like 101 00:07:06.360 --> 00:07:11.319 that, and Tiger playing this week helps a big back to back. That's 102 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:14.279 good they were. There's been some comments like we're gonna have to make some 103 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:18.480 changes to the waste management open and I'm like, uh, you didn't like 104 00:07:18.600 --> 00:07:24.240 being in the news. That's strange. I saw one headline exactly that, 105 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:27.879 like we have to make changes at the WM. And there's their picture of 106 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:33.120 these two guys probably early twenties, shirts off scream face in the photo as 107 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:36.399 they are both pulling out in the front of their pants, out in the 108 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:43.399 front of their pants and both simultaneously dumping beers into the front of their pants. 109 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:47.240 Oh my hell. Yeah, it's so stupid. How are you and 110 00:07:47.279 --> 00:07:51.160 your brother's heads not photoshopped on those dudes? No? I agree, someone 111 00:07:51.240 --> 00:07:55.399 find that because that would make a lot of sense. I think. Man, 112 00:07:55.759 --> 00:08:01.199 Look, you got rid of networks like headline News, which back in 113 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:07.160 the day you would have maybe ten big stories and they would just recycle them 114 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:13.519 throughout the day. The reason that there are so many things being reported now 115 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:18.920 is because of our thirst for a lot of news. You need one hundred 116 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:22.920 and fifty stories, and you don't recycle them unless it's something massive like I 117 00:08:22.959 --> 00:08:26.800 don't know, election fraud or you know, a bombing or something like that, 118 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:33.159 or a plane crash. These little micro stories are just disposable news stories. 119 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:35.279 So you've got to have people reporting this stuff. So we've been conditioned 120 00:08:35.320 --> 00:08:37.799 to take on more news, and that's why it's gone this way. I 121 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:41.159 think. So we used to spend time skipping rocks down down the river. 122 00:08:41.279 --> 00:08:45.440 Nobody wants to eat the whole Snickers. They want to eat just the fun 123 00:08:45.559 --> 00:08:48.080 size Snickers and eat a bunch of those. I'll tell you what you got, 124 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:52.080 candy tie in, I'm hungry. You go to small towns, though, 125 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:54.519 and yeah, they're the amount of content they know about is way less 126 00:08:54.679 --> 00:09:01.559 for sure, because they're more simple and they're doors and you know, not 127 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:03.720 just locked into their phone all the time. And not to mention the way 128 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:09.080 everything's divided. Now, you're gonna have the same story and have three different 129 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:13.000 version or four different versions of it reported, depending on what source it comes 130 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:16.039 from, right, you know, because everything's an opinion now too. Now 131 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:20.879 I want to go ahead and move on to the talkbacks. 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But I went ahead and wrote the 158 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:11.519 number of DFW's best divorce attorney on the shaft of it as a quick reference 159 00:11:11.559 --> 00:11:15.159 for you. KT. I got you a two headed arrow because I know 160 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:18.200 you've been pining for two coworkers who won't scream at you during every commercial break. 161 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:22.440 And JJ, I got you just a regular bow and arrow because you 162 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:24.720 probably don't want to deal with men to begin with. I think I've got 163 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:31.440 something else in my quiver though, Okay, in his quiver there part two, 164 00:11:31.039 --> 00:11:37.600 Yeah, there is. Let me check concerning definitely doesn't keep them under 165 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:41.320 thirty seconds, and I'll know it and we allow it with him. Oh 166 00:11:41.440 --> 00:11:46.759 yeah, here's his quiver. Hey, y'all, if you could hear one 167 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:50.879 last time, just wanted to empty my quiver on you, Mikey. I 168 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:54.240 know that there's someone out there who needs more to you than anyone on earth 169 00:11:54.279 --> 00:11:58.759 than You've been in love for many a year now, and there is no 170 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:01.840 arrow for something sweet and pure as that. So instead, I'm shipping you 171 00:12:01.879 --> 00:12:05.080 a mirror so that you can continue to bond with that person you love the 172 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:09.639 most. I also have an arrow for kavanall, but let him know. 173 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:16.320 It requires him to drop trou and the shop is really good. We have 174 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:20.679 it. Calves is a handful of tonight, the quivers getting I mean, 175 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:26.679 come on, well that's very sweet, thank you. Yeah, that is. 176 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:31.799 Here's an update on Katana Guy. Well, it's Wednesday and I did 177 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:35.399 not see Katana Guy, so I can only assume that means he was defeated 178 00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:41.240 by a rival samurai. So let's pour one out for Katana guy if you 179 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:46.200 would. Thanks, guys, Thanks, You're welcome. Damn it, we 180 00:12:46.279 --> 00:12:52.960 need him roaming the highways Katana guy. Or maybe he met Katana Gal a 181 00:12:54.080 --> 00:13:00.600 special day and they found love today and a hopeless place Highway one are LARPing 182 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:07.399 at Revershan Park. Yeah. Hey, I'm Auburn's father. I'm a hot 183 00:13:07.399 --> 00:13:11.039 air balloon pilot calling to let you know that my daughter was absolutely right. 184 00:13:11.159 --> 00:13:16.039 It is totally normal for habs to land in residential areas. I mean, 185 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:18.120 how else do you think they wind up on top of all those used card 186 00:13:18.120 --> 00:13:24.559 dealerships? All right, idiots? You an idiot, that's funny. Don't 187 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:31.240 call them ha ajabs. We have time. Hi, guys, I love 188 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:33.200 your show. I just wanted to let you know that I live out in 189 00:13:33.279 --> 00:13:39.559 a Sayana area and I have some on an alert to bring all animals and 190 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:46.519 small children inside because it is coyote mating season. So that'd be Valentine's Day. 191 00:13:46.960 --> 00:13:50.679 Yeah, the cowdies you're looking to get it on, So that happens 192 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:54.559 around Valentine's Day, the coyotes. That's why, yeah, are experiencing mating 193 00:13:54.559 --> 00:13:58.200 season. It feels like every time there's a Coudy story, someone does say 194 00:13:58.200 --> 00:14:01.360 it's mating season, no matter what the month of the year, it is. 195 00:14:01.360 --> 00:14:03.159 No, and what is what does eating a toddler have to do with 196 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:07.919 having sex with another coyote? Yeah, it's weird. This makes sense. 197 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:11.240 Same here. Danny got bit by a dog when I was a kid, 198 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:15.840 and I just remember my buddy's dad. It was a firefighter. He was 199 00:14:15.840 --> 00:14:18.480 like, you better hope that dog don't have rabies. You're gonna have to 200 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:22.960 get twenty eight shots in your stomach with a ten inch needley and it's gonna 201 00:14:24.039 --> 00:14:26.080 hurt. You're gonna cry, You're gonna cry. And I was like seven 202 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:30.799 years old, and of course I cried. I thought I had rabies. 203 00:14:31.879 --> 00:14:35.080 Yeah, that's what they said. A ten inch needle and you're gonna have 204 00:14:35.080 --> 00:14:39.799 to get a series of shots, one a day for a month. Is 205 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:43.720 that even real? Do I mean? Ta pill? Right? Pop a 206 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:48.960 pill? Here? We gon Kevin? Anybody else think KT's a secret love 207 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:54.919 guru in the sheets. He likes to play the low libido, doesn't get 208 00:14:56.039 --> 00:15:05.360 much, has no drive when secretly he puts on like seminars classes just keeping 209 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:13.279 a woman all happy for seventy two hours straight. Jezh, we're outside up 210 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:20.440 kat BD for Valentine's Okay, there's four different places that I can orgasm from 211 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:24.639 never never really that much thought. Maybe is a little closet Casanova and one 212 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:31.039 of them is a sonic drive through. I'll make love to you, bad 213 00:15:31.080 --> 00:15:35.480 boys to men. You should teach some classes, Yeah, ye, students. 214 00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:39.799 Sign up is at a pass station. I'll be quick here. But 215 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:43.120 I had a my they were doing a fantasy football league because it was just 216 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:48.320 all football at the time, but they were struggling to find a good punishment 217 00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:50.600 for the last place or I was, like one said, the last place 218 00:15:50.639 --> 00:15:56.039 punishment. How about first place gets to host a one hour symposium and you 219 00:15:56.120 --> 00:16:00.559 basically get to trap all of them no phones in a room for an hour 220 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:04.039 and just show them all your favorite YouTube clips and just whip their ass. 221 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:08.000 Okay, and if they talk, adds a minute. Nest guy to sit 222 00:16:08.039 --> 00:16:11.840 there and take it. That's a good bit. I know. No one 223 00:16:11.879 --> 00:16:15.080 would commit to go in an hour out of their time, didn't. I 224 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:17.399 was like, you, guys must not be confident in winning the league. 225 00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:21.679 Dude, I would love to see a compilation of YouTube clips that that knucklehead 226 00:16:21.679 --> 00:16:23.279 puts together. Yeah, but he would know that and make sure they were 227 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:26.960 something we didn't want to twenty three minute version of number forty one All Dave 228 00:16:27.000 --> 00:16:30.720 Matthews live by the way. Maybe a chance for you to win some Dave 229 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:40.080 Matthews band tickets Tomorrow we might break out the new game the phone. If 230 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:41.440 there's a band that you like or an artist you like, you think you 231 00:16:41.480 --> 00:16:45.639 can do the one second challenge better than me. You know. Maybe you 232 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:47.840 give you a chance to win tickets to a concert you might not want to 233 00:16:47.840 --> 00:16:51.039 go to, but you might want to go to it too. Good morning, 234 00:16:51.080 --> 00:16:55.279 boys. I just drove by Arlington and I was out there watching them 235 00:16:55.279 --> 00:17:00.440 set those traps for the coyotes. Well, in one trap, they've got 236 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:03.919 a cabbage patch kid and then the other one. They have a Chucky doll, 237 00:17:03.319 --> 00:17:07.359 So I don't know that they really know what they're doing. Yeah, 238 00:17:07.599 --> 00:17:11.519 the reason they haven't found that kyoke yet. It's a bad trap. Who's 239 00:17:11.559 --> 00:17:17.519 thinking about Chucky? That guy? Good morning, down beat. I love 240 00:17:17.559 --> 00:17:22.759 the idea of Mikey at the gas pump, sprinting, crouching, jumping like 241 00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:27.079 a Fortnite character, stay on the move for like Steve Martin and the Jerk. 242 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:33.119 Yeah cans, these cans, four cans. Sniper, You're not gonna 243 00:17:33.160 --> 00:17:37.319 get me, get the pump. No, that's the point, Not at 244 00:17:37.319 --> 00:17:40.759 the pun anywhere else though. I'm not promising I can't get God. I 245 00:17:40.759 --> 00:17:44.160 mean there's buildings everywhere, you know, But I stick and move. When 246 00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:45.839 I'm at the gas I'm gonna shoot at the larger target, the gas pump, 247 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:48.440 and make it explode and then just blow you up. Yeah, and 248 00:17:48.519 --> 00:17:52.119 then when it explodes, I'll be slow motion walking right towards you, and 249 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:56.559 I will not flinch, and then it'll be your ass who I kick. 250 00:17:57.960 --> 00:18:03.319 Hey, down beat. I worked for a local Carrollton flower shop named in 251 00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:07.599 Bloom Flowers, and we love to pick up your singing box of chocolates. 252 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:11.880 Hit us up. Okay, we'll get that shipped out. Okay, We're 253 00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:17.359 got a truck of ten thousand to your location immediately. Oh my god, 254 00:18:17.400 --> 00:18:22.480 too many. This production value sounds incredible boys. Thank you for investing in 255 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:27.680 quality speakers this go around. Also that annual sex song that is my jam. 256 00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:37.640 Unfortunately my jam fisious Taco bell at fifteenth. Man, I'm totally gonna 257 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:40.839 get fired. I've been stuck on my truck for about fifteen minutes now after 258 00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:45.319 listening to those hot and spicy V Day songs, and well, I can't 259 00:18:45.319 --> 00:18:48.200 get out of my vehicle just yet. Love you boys, not yet understood. 260 00:18:48.680 --> 00:18:55.440 You can't walk in and certain knocking things over. I'm all horned up 261 00:18:55.480 --> 00:19:03.400 and I'm about to go steal this grandma's grandless saber. Yeah, gosh, 262 00:19:04.200 --> 00:19:08.559 very inspired. I think I'm a horse now to call up Good Day? 263 00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:14.680 Okay, I think Wien or Christmas boys, keep up the good work all 264 00:19:14.759 --> 00:19:18.519 right, thank you Wien or Christmas. Indeed, well, Chris little story 265 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:22.079 Industry's thing. No, I don't know. I've not heard that one. 266 00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:26.279 We'll be back tomorrow morning at six am, and we will again. Like 267 00:19:26.519 --> 00:19:27.400 I said, I have a chance for you to win. Some Dave Matthews 268 00:19:27.440 --> 00:19:32.440 basickets if you want him, amongst other things, breaking down the mav Spurs. 269 00:19:32.839 --> 00:19:34.160 Yeah, as they played a night Wimby in town. You can hear 270 00:19:34.200 --> 00:19:37.200 that game on the Freak. But we wanted to leave you, guys and 271 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:42.240 gals with one of the greatest love songs ever created. As if we could 272 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:45.039 have left you more horny this morning. Yeah, We're gonna leave you with 273 00:19:45.079 --> 00:19:52.279 this grabbitowel ladies. This is from local Dallas musician. You may remember him 274 00:19:52.279 --> 00:19:56.680 from the boy band Loads for You about twenty years ago, but he broke 275 00:19:56.720 --> 00:20:02.000 off and did his own so hello act. In his lead single, which 276 00:20:02.039 --> 00:20:04.359 we debuted on the Freak about a month ago, it's called You've Got a 277 00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:07.920 Place. We'll see you tomorrow morning at six am for JJ, Mike and 278 00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:12.440 Danny. I'm Kevin. This is You've Got a Place by Nick Kramer. 279 00:20:15.319 --> 00:20:18.319 Hey, girl, you know, there's a lot of things that I want 280 00:20:18.319 --> 00:20:22.079 to do to you, but there's even more things that I want you to 281 00:20:22.200 --> 00:20:26.400 do to me. So put on that Marvin Gaye record, open up that 282 00:20:26.519 --> 00:20:32.680 bottle of yellowtail from seven to eleven, and slide on that snail trail right 283 00:20:32.759 --> 00:20:38.400 down the sofa. Next to me because tonight Sack's sensation in my genes and 284 00:20:38.599 --> 00:20:45.880 it's making me wet. I want to give you something much you'll never forget. 285 00:20:47.480 --> 00:20:51.799 I know you wuked it. Can see the way you've found it now, 286 00:20:51.920 --> 00:21:03.000 batty, but yolase, I've got some secret times you know about. 287 00:21:03.359 --> 00:21:10.200 It's a special invitation. You can put away your mace as long as I've 288 00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:15.759 got a base, You've got a place to sit eating nature. You look 289 00:21:15.839 --> 00:21:22.599 at me and it's perfectly clear. Are you suggesting there's addition? Not barking 290 00:21:22.799 --> 00:21:27.000 in the rear? But stop? Uh oh, I'm sorry, that's not 291 00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:33.680 what you meant. My God, that taser really smart. I've got some 292 00:21:34.079 --> 00:21:42.720 secret till it's that you need to know about. It's a special invitation. 293 00:21:44.119 --> 00:21:51.279 You can put away your mace as long as I've got a face, You've 294 00:21:51.279 --> 00:21:56.920 got a place to sit ouch. This evening did and go exactly as planned. 295 00:21:57.160 --> 00:22:03.400 I'll spend the rest of a night making love to my hands. I 296 00:22:03.720 --> 00:22:07.359 might be a dingus, but I'm still the king of God a lingis. 297 00:22:07.680 --> 00:22:15.839 Take me at my word. I've got some secret talents that you need to 298 00:22:17.079 --> 00:22:23.519 know about. It's a special invitation. You can put away your mace. 299 00:22:25.160 --> 00:22:30.920 As long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit. Bitch.