Whoa, what's up, beautiful people, And it's your baby mama, favorite
baby Mama, Stormy Pete and welcome to another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip
the modern day female perspective. Damn Son, back at it again, and
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too. Yes, you get food too. Food and drinks, okay,
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up? Can't wait to see you? All right, y'all listen May the
fourth Aside live taping Aside. I got a lot of stuff I gotta get
off my chest this week because certain things just aren't, you know, adding
up to me. This is the episode of things that don't add up all
right. First, if you've been paying attention to like, you know,
Al Gore's Internet, the social media's all right, So this week after like
weeks some may even see it, say months of like Meach and Summer Walker,
hinting that they were like dabbling with each other. They finally come out
and the open, Yeah, we're hanging out all right, Meach, you
know American rapper actor, Summer Walker, R and B Superstar. Right,
they come out and say they're hanging out Now the team gets hotter, y'all.
After this, Miss Selena Powe, who's the only Fans creator who's mostly
known for being with various hip hop artists, she comes out, releases a
picture of her with the B and Meth chain and in the background Summer Walker
song playing, and then she releases a sex state with her in Meach.
Right, And before I move forward, I really need all the fellas to
come to the front of the congregation. Yeah, because I got a question.
Fellas, come to the front of the congregation, and Stormy need to
talk to you. I got a question. Is it okay for a woman
to be ran through if she only ran through celebrities and athletes? And I'm
gonna ask this again. I'm gonna ask this again, and I want you
to answer honestly. Is it okay for a woman to be ran through if
she only ran through celebrities and athletes? And the reason I say this is
because y'all give women so much flag. I can't deal with a woman who
got X amount of bodies. I can't deal with a woman who out here
doing X, Y and Z. I can't deal with a woman who's putting
her business out on front Street. But y'all continue to have these Selena pals
in your bedroom. Y'all continue to have these skeletons in your bedroom. Y'all
continue to deal with the same women who run through the same circles in all
these Hollywood like neighborhoods. Like y'all deal with the same women in the same
circles. That doesn't make sense to me, because then you'll turn around and
say, well, I can't deal with a woman who's done X, Y
and Z. Which is why I ask, is it okay for a woman
to be ran through if she's only ran through celebrities and athletes, and if
it's not, tell me why these women like Selena Powell keep getting access to
you. Tell me why these women And I'm talking about the same for women.
Y'all the same for women. And don't get me wrong, I understand
that once you reach a certain level, you tend to deal with a certain
type of female because she knows how to move in these circles. They understand
discrepancy and things like that. But y'all be getting caught by the ones who
don't understand discrepancy and things like that. So I'm confused and it makes me
want to ask, is it okay for a woman to be ran through if
she's only ran through celebrities and athletes and I'm a tapping on a live I'm
see got to say, uh, sketch life dot or dot raw says,
same difference. Gambling care bearer says, let me put this strap on an
act like a man ran through its ran through Q just chilling food. It's
an escalade with high knowledge. Still have high knowledge, I hear you.
But in the same token, y'all keep getting trapped with these women. So
it's not making sense to me. I just want somebody to explain it to
me. Had Our Love says, at my stage of maturity, it's not
how many but how she went about doing it. I'm not mad at this.
I'm not mad at this. I'm not mad at this because I can
respect this. You can be ran through, but don't nobody God know you've
been ran through? How you're moving when you're getting ran through? Like?
Are you getting treats? Are you getting bags? Are you getting closed?
Are you getting cars? Are you getting your RNT paid? Cool? You
still ran through, but you're a well kept ran through and I can respected
well kept ran through. I like this. I like this a lot.
Uh k dot Walker Underscore south Side says, what hell to the note that's
viral wholeness? I hear you make it make sense for me? Then ran
through is ran through? Yo, y'all saying that, but it's not making
sense for me. Dark Men Underscore seventeen says, no way, Jose,
she probably get impeded on whoa wait a minute, hold on, that's jumping
the stuff. Jesus Christ, howda we get here? Hold On escalated quickly?
Dad escalated? Wow quickly? Uh huh? Why do BodyCount matters?
Sir? You're a man. You know why body killing matter? I don't
have to explain that to you. You you know why? Don't get on
here? Y'all blame me like you trying to bait me. You trying to
get me into this. Huh mister two four Underscore low Carbs, you're trying
to bait me into this conversation. You don't know why body kilt matter.
And I'm a woman, and I'm gonna be honest with y'all and say,
we understand that body account matters. We get it, we get it,
we get it. So I think that I think another question that I have
when it comes to women like Selena Powell, Right, if you choose to
deal with a woman of this caliber, you know what you're getting with it.
So my second question would be how y'all keep laying her catch you slipping?
Like why is she even near the BMF chain? Like, this is
not a woman that you want photographed with the BMF chain, So why are
you giving her the freedom to take pictures with the BMF chain? Y'all?
I don't understand. Like, even if I am gonna, like, you
know, deal with a woman like Selena Powell, she gonna be on a
low level. Okay, the lowest of the lows. I don't even mean
wine cellar basement. I mean fucking non restored underground railroad. Okay, like
that shit in the basement that you don't really go down. Yeah, her,
that's where she's gonna be. Like I would not want to be seen
in public with her, and this is no shade to her. Shout to
you, Selena Pole, do what you do. I'm just saying, when
you accept certain roles, you accept certain circumstances, and by you moving the
way you do, you understand that you're not the type of woman that a
man will want to have on a sleeve. And that's that's that's out of
respect, that's out of respect. I'm not saying you're not worthy of it.
I'm saying in today's culture, in today's society, you understand that doesn't
come along with the way that you move. Right. So hate our love
says, body count matters, but men like jumping hose. Every man loves
a sexually experienced woman until they run into a sexually experienced woman who wants more,
and then it's not okay. So that's the part that I don't really
understand. That's the part that's getting me. Q just chilling our view says,
But after that experience, I'm at a point I ain't dealing with none
of that shit. If you break the boundary, I ain't fucking with you.
Cool. Cool, But I'm just saying, if you don't wife her,
like, what's the point even giving her that type of access. And
then another another point that I want to say is no shade the summer.
Do you think girl and Jerry relationship meech about to catch your unnecessary strength?
So I apologize. If you fucking want a woman like Selena Powe, why
would I want to fuck with you? Like you're now damaging your level of
stock out here, Like you're now making yourself seem less desirable because I don't
want to. Oh my god, you fuck with that nigga? Who fuck
with Selena Powe? Ill? Now my friends talking about man in a group
chat? Now? Now now now, now it's back on me. How
did this happen? Like the same way that men don't want to mess with
certain women, women don't want to mess with men who deal with certain women.
So it's like I don't really understand it. I don't really answer something
to think about. You know, I may not get my answers today,
but I just want you all to think about that. And men, I
want you to really sit down and think to yourselves. Make it make sense,
Make it make sense? Is it on only okay for a woman to
be ran through if she's ran through celebrities or athletes? Because it's the only
time when when it seems like it's school for y'all full throttle. UYR says,
you don't care if he smashed Helena Pale as long as he has a
bag. Who don't, who don't, oh, and respect Selena. I
just want to keep editing in respect Selena, respect, get your coin and
sense, get your coin. That's just not the type of shit that I
want to any saying the school for you, school for you, the school
for the niggas that be sucking you. But for me, I don't want
that. I don't want that. I want that, I don't want that
at all. Another thing I don't want y'all. Like I said just the
episode where I'm just gonna try to figure some shit out because should ain't make
an sense to me. It's nothing wrong with being Polly, but I'm trying
to figure out why Polly people don't want to be what people who are actually
Polly. And I'm gonna say that again. I'm gonna say that again.
I'm gonna say that again. It's nothing wrong with being Polly. I'm just
trying to figure out why people who are Polly don't want to be with people
who are Polly. And the reason I say this is because there are exposed
There are clubs, there are lifestyle events, there are all these things where
you can meet people who have your same interests. Yet and still a majority
of y'all take pleasure in going out to find women who want to be monogamous.
A majority of you will go out and find a man who's only centered
on you, But then you're gonna hit them with some fly shit like why
I was just thinking, maybe we can bring somebody else? No, no,
go on. What of these events and find that make it make sense
to me? Why don't people who are Polly want to be with people who
are Polly? Okay? And the reason I say this is because you'll get
with people who have no interest in that lifestyle. And I don't want to
hear that, Oh you never know until you try. Oh you might not
know until you're exposed to its. Babe. I know, baby, I
know that I want one man. I don't need you to try to convince
me why I should have three men or why I should let you have three
bitches that senior hand. I don't want it. I don't want it.
Why don't people who are Polly want people who are Polly so Q just chilling
div you says they see it as more of a challenge and more attractive that
Dan, I'm gonna say, like actually agreeing with that. Yeah, especially
relating it to you know, talking to gay friends and who, like,
you know, they see a hot straight person, they're like, oh,
I'm going to turn them. Yes, It's like, yes, okay,
Why why are you purposely going for the highest fucking tree. Now I'm not
saying you gotta go for a low hanging fruit, but why are you purposely
going for things that are out of your reach? Like? Make that make
sense to me. Joanisha says, they're not really Polly, just following a
wave. They are definitely a portion of people who are like that, right,
And that's the crazy part. I think that mostly applies to women.
I'm gonna take that back. I originally said I think it mostly applies to
women because a lot of times they'll be like, oh, yeah, I'm
Polly, I'm down, when really they're just trying to make their man happy.
But I think there's also a large, large, large quantity of men
who aren't really Polly. They just want to have sex with multiple people.
You're not really, Polly, you're a swinger. You're not interested in building
a family, building generational wealth, using these incomes to push your family forward.
That's not what you went too. You're not interested in having all your
kids and win household and raising them up. That's not what you're into.
You're just interested in having sex with multiple people. That's not really what we're
talking about. A good brother, that's not it. It's more than that.
It's more than that. Like I think you all are aware of,
there is a lot of men out there who say they are Polly, but
they really just want to have sex with multiple people. Not interested in having
all their wives under one household, or having enough income to make sure every
household is taken care of, having enough income to make sure every wife is
taken care of. That's not what they into. They just want to have
sex with multiple people. And that's cool. But that's not it, it's
not it at all. And then same things go for women, like there
are women who just want to have their cake and eat it too. Sis,
it's not that. That's not what this is. That's not what this
is. It's just that. But all the circles back around too. Why
you can't find people who want to do that shit. Huh wait, wait,
why do you keep trying to turn everybody? Why do you try to
be a vampire and turn the whole city? Relax, Relax, Okay,
that that that's not a part of our ministry. The Lord damn't bless us
with that vision. The Lord damn bless us with that vision. The Lord
damn bless us with that vision. Why you keep trying to give it to
us? Won't want that? No way with the recipes. Your mom shouldn
say out a bitch y'all. Listen. Like I said, this is the
episode of questions that I can't get answers to and I still ain't got it.
Hold on, let me tap into the live When it comes down to
it, they shouldn't be in a relationship marriage, They should just be single.
Hate Our Love says. Women will be more strict on sharing their finances
than sharing a man's badness. Full Throttle yr says a man won't accept a
woman that's the wife he being with another man. Hell now speak for yourself,
brother, it's a whole colony of people who feel that way. Dark
Man Underscores seventeen says they want to have control Q just chilling dot view says
it's weird to me, but that's my opinion. When they are Polly,
I feel like they want to be greedy. Well, that's a whole different
conversation. I just feel like, you know, I don't don't. I
don't want to go off on a tangent and get away from my point.
I do want to get back down and say a lot of times I see
that men who are Polly don't want women who are probably. They want to
find a woman that's interested in monogamy and change her mind, turn her out.
Why don't people who are probably want to be with people who are Polly?
That's all, that's all. And women, I said, men,
but I'm talking about you too. Women, I said, men, but
I'm talking about you too. Y'all be on that ship too, okay.
Answers that I might not get the questions from Monee underscore, She underscore Joett,
Hey girl, Hey Monee, I hope you're paying attention to this because
these New York dates gonna be dropping soon and I want to see you there.
So what's that? What's that? Uh? Yeah, that's it.
And that's all. Um. Next right, and y'all don't judge me when
we talk about this next thing. Please don't judge me. Don't judge.
Just just listen with your your your mind open, okay, listen with your
heart open, okay, Because I have a question and I wanted to know
if this ever happened to y'all, because it happened to me, and I
want to know if it's ever happened to y'all. Right, So, like
you ever had sex so good that you just immediately think who hurts you?
Don't ask it again? Y'all ever had sex so good that you just stop
and think who hurts you? Like it's not making sense to me, Like
certain levels of demon time can only be obtained by trauma, all right,
and it's not funny. I'm laughing, but it's not funny. Okay,
certain levels of demon time can only be obtained by trauma. And hate this
like you you you ever really had to sit back like, oh shit,
somebody touched him as kid? Like I know, it's no way, it's
no way you sucking my toe like this while you and missionary, if you
had a peaceful life, it's no way. It's no way, it's no
way. There is no way, there's no way. Okay, there's no
way. I'm the only person who'd be thinking about that. That's just me.
It's just me. It's cool, But I just want to know,
like, is that just me? I feel like that might have been holding
that in for a good while. Someone said, or lust. I don't
know, y'all. Gambling care Bear says, as long as it ain't about
Lamborghini doers, no Lamberger drors needed, Okay, gambling gambling care Bear underscore
says, not gonna lie. Yeah, but I'm gonna be singing Miss bydu
on the way out the door and having them weird crocheted shirts. Y'all.
Y'all know exactly what I'm talking about. Like you ever dealt with somebody,
it was just a certain level of filth. It was like, Yo,
it's no way you had a peaceful life and you have sex like this respectfully,
respectfully, like respectfully. And that don't mean I'm not gonna do it
again. Okay, I want to reiterate that don't mean I'm not gonna do
it again. I'm just saying I know that if we are to like prosper
in our relationship, we're gonna have to go talk to the lady because someone
hasn't been discussed, um hay, and our love says for hubby, it's
a stress reliever. So I get all of it. Hey men, hey
men, See instead of talking to the lady, he give it to her.
This is what I'm saying. Like certain things, it's just be like,
oh God, damn it. And then and then like sometimes right if
I don't go straight to that, it then jumps to give me fucking everybody
like this. Oh man, damn, maybe I do want a boyfriend,
you know what, maybe we can't get married, Like I was thinking,
like maybe I didn't like think it all the way through yet, but I'm
like, damn, like maybe we could have been a relationship. Now that's
just me. That's just me. No, I got fine, it was
just me. Whatever. I'm just saying, Yo, that would be crazy.
As soon as y'all finished, you just gotta sit there after that post
nut clarity and be like you good, yes, yes, And then after
it's done, if I don't have those thoughts, I immediately immediately that post
nut clarity kicked in, like, well, now I don't know who's filthy
or me or him, because technically I'm up with all that shit. I
don't know. I don't know. And then like days later, you just
be doing random shit in flashbacks Papa being your head, You're like you damn,
Like those were the worst too. Those all are like conjoined with each
other. Like if I don't think like automatically, who hurts you? If
I don't think like, damn, maybe we do need to be in a
relationship. My thought that I'm going to have one thousand percent. Two days
later, when I'm putting away fucking dishes, I'm like, shit, that
nigga really had me kissing my kneecap. That's crazy, that's crazy, that's
crazy. Like wow, he really had me out here folded like an Auntie
Enn's pretzel. That's crazy. Wow, Damn I really let him spit in
my mouth. Damn, that's crazy. Oh and then I keep going on
mother, but it's like, yo, you really have that, And like
if it's real good, like a real, real, real good flashback,
and ladies know what I'm talking about. If it's a real, real,
real good flashback, your pussy thump a little bit, it makes the butterfly.
It's just a it like flutters, it's a little heartbeat, Like Okay,
yes, every lady, every lady, Every lady knows exactly what I'm
talking about. If it's real, real good. Immediately you get that flutter
in your coach like people them flashbacks, baby, them flashbacks, them flashbacks.
Baby. Yeah, that's it, that's it. There's nothing else of
that. Um Anna Underscore Grade eighty six says Yo. I thought it was
only me, baby. It's not just you. It's not just you.
We're all in this together. Okay, we're all in this together. Uptown,
as eleven says, you'd be thinking, are they really into me?
Or you just nasty with everybody? Yes? Yes, And now your life
goes on a fucking pondering journey like damn, what if they really is out
here just putting their probably big tony mouth and then I let them spit in
my mouth. Oh my god. Now we're spiraling. Now we're spiralaling.
Yes, absolutely, not the rematch, exactly, the rematch, not plead
the fifth. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Y'all do what I'm talking
about. And I can tell by the way y'all laughing in this live y'all
know what I'm talking about. Okay, it's a safe space. I've said
this before, I'll say it again. It's a safe space, and I
know y'll be having them flashbacks one more time. It's a safe space,
and I know y'all be having them flashbacks. I know, y'all. Y'all
gotta tell me. I know, I know, I know what I know.
All right, Um, what's that being said? I know that sometimes
we had those conversations, so you know, your mind gets the best of
you and you start pondering, you start wondering. I just want y'all to
know. I don't care how many times my feelings get hurt. I don't
care how many fun boys I run into. I don't care how many times
people have showed me that they ain't shit. I'm still going to be a
hopeless romantic, okay, And I'm still going to get my happily ever after.
And I'm still going to believe that me and Prince Charming are going to
write off into the sunset. And I say that because I see a lot
of times on social media, especially, people be saying things like, oh,
I got one more relationship in me before I marry an immigrant for ten
bands. Cool? Cool, But that ain't me. That ain't my story.
Like, I don't care how many times men show you that they ain't
shit. I don't care how many times women may use you for your finances
or things that you may have going for yourselves. We can't stop believing it
happily after and I realized that because all jokes aside, you can't control how
people were raised. You can't control what people will win through that turned them
into the savages that they are. Okay, all you can do is focus
on realizing red flags and understand that your person is out there. Everybody that
you run into isn't going to end up being your spouse. They're not everybody
that you run into isn't going to beat your spouse. They're not going to
be your husband. They're not going to be your wife. Everything isn't going
to work out. The only thing that you can do is focused on my
person is out there. Like, and if you honestly believe that you're a
good person, if you honestly believe that your unicorn, if you honestly believe
that you are the catch, right, you think your person going be easy
to find? If you're so special, when you're so unique, why would
your person be so easy to run into? You like that it's gonna be
hard for them to find you, just like it's hard for you to find
them. If y'all are equally yoked and y'all both bring that to the table,
you have to keep that in your spirit, Like, Yo, I
know that I am specialist fuck and somebody specialist fuck like me ain't gonna coming
into your grace, ain't gonna run past you every day, Like this is
a moment. So I can't be mad if it's taking me a long time
to find my moment, because baby, I'm a fucking moment. Baby,
I'm a fucking moment. Baby, I'm a fucking moment. So like I
really get sometimes I get like down when I see y'all post and stuff like
that, because I'm like, wow, that's crazy. You shouldn't feel that
way, like your person is out there, like and I know that it's
hard to digest, but like, yo, you're gonna have to kiss quite
a few frogs before you meet your prince. Like that's just what it is.
That's the reality of it all. Okay, But yeah, he coming.
I want you all to know he's coming, and I want to speak
that into everybody. I want you to know that they are coming. Whether
it be your prince, whether it be your princess, whether it be your
king, whether it be your queen, they are coming. And I don't
want that for you. And I also want an invitation to the wedding.
I mean, goddamn, like the fuck the fuck Golie hold on the recent
stuff from Alive so Taborism ninety one says, I feel to give up on
happily ever after, it is to give up on yourself, and that you
deserve the love you want and need. Yes, you can't give up on
that ship like it's out here. It's happening, the Lex Studio said,
And you can run into a good person that just isn't right for you.
Compatibility matters. That's true too. And I really that part right there,
hold on, hold on, hold on, give me a second, let
me get to it, that part right there, right And I honestly believe
that my child's father is a great man and he gonna make somebody very happy,
but it's not gonna be me. I honestly believe my ex is a
great man and he gonna make somebody happy, but it's not gonna be me.
Like I genuinely believe that I have run into good men, they just
weren't compatible for me, Like they're just not meant to be my men,
Like and that's fine. I wish them the best. I hope everyone finds
what they need, but I just don't think they're for me. And I
think that a lot of times when people break up, it's just the sense
of, oh, we have to be if we have to fight, I'm
gonna problem with none of you'll, like, I really wish you all the
best, Like in all actuality, we're just not compatible. Like you trying
to put a flathead screwdriver into a Phillips hole, Like that's not gonna work.
It's not gonna work. And there's nothing wrong with being mature enough to
say it's not gonna work. It's fine, Like you're still gonna screw the
funk out of somebody. It's just not gonna be me. That's it.
That's it, that's all. You can't shut off love. People gotta grow
up one percent, one thousand percent, one thousand percent. And these people
who'll be out here really beefing what they exits, I'd be like, what's
wrong with you? Like you don't still love that person, Like when you
be flattening and tires, knocking out windows, sending people to beat them up,
Like you don't still love that person, Like you don't still genuinely care
about that person. That's crazy to me. I don't get that. I
don't get that at all. I thought I was the only one that thought
there was someone that loves Mario Kart, anime and sex as much as I
do. Did you see my real movie slide in my DM so we could
talk about it? I saw it? He did, Yeah, do you
like it? I actually really liked that. I was surprised. I'm not
why. And I really love like kid movies that have like grown up humor.
Yes, so like we all having a good time. There was there's
a fair amount of there. Yo. When he was singing, bro,
I want that to bring my ring tone, I'm bringing ring tones bad and
that's something my ring tone boom boom boom boom um. Thank you Terrorism ninety
one the first badge. I thank you and I received that. Hey,
Bruce Thompson, it's me here I go. People think that the end of
relationships always is a negative thing. It's not. It's a lesson in its
growth. Yes, the Lex Studios it absolutely is one thousand percent in the
La B Sports says I gotta see it. Joel's dad says it was amazing,
it was The Lex Studio says that song was funny. It's fun it
is, y'all, And I just want to say it right now, if
you happen to see me out in public, as somebody calls my phone and
all you hear is pe be, just don't you judge me. Don't you
judge me because that was a good song. It was a great song.
Thank you. Um. Now, this last thing I'm gonna say. I
know it's gonna get some of y'all painties in a bunch, right, and
I want to say it's okay. This is a safe space. This is
where we talk, This is where we share our thoughts. And I know
some of y'all ain't going to like, but I'm about to say, right,
just because you have a penis doesn't mean you were meant to lead.
Oh yeah yeah. And I'm gonna say this again, just because you have
a penis doesn't mean you were meant to lead. Right then, I say
this to this whole community of men that think that because I'm a man,
she should let me lead, and y'all are so aggressive giving me all this
pushback. That's why you're never gonna find somebody and blah blah blah blah blah
blah. Now said in the beginning of the show, this is the episode
about stuff that doesn't make sense to me. Right, So when you say
to me, just because I'm a man, I should lead, right.
But here's the thing. There are men in your circle. There are men
in your family that you wouldn't let lead. Hold on, hold on,
hold on. Hear me out, hear me out. There are men in
your circle that you would not let lead. There are cousins in your family,
uncles, nephews that you wouldn't let lead. But I don't closing,
but fucking me, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
There are men that you will not let borrow money because you know they
won't give it back. There are men that you wouldn't give money to because
you know they're not responsible enough to do what they gotta do to have the
funds to give it back. And I'm not gonna say this is just a
man thing, because since ladies you yeah, ladies, this ain't for y'all.
Don't don't hop on a bandwagon, thinking, oh, we bash your
nuggas. Noah, hold on, okay, because there are women in your
circle and in your family that you wouldn't let watch your kids. There are
women in your circle in your family that you wouldn't let them use you as
a reference at your job. Why because you know they're unreliable, right right,
right, So when we have these conversations of oh, woa, men
are natural born leaders, or oh well, you know women for equal rights,
they should be leaders too, I don't want to hear that. I
don't want to hear any of it. A leader going lead regardless of their
sexual orientation, regardless of what body parts they were born with, regardless of
what body parts they were born with. So I hate when we had these
conversations of because I'm a man, I should lead. Oh well, I'm
a woman and I think things out and I know how things should be,
so I should not. I don't want to hear that. I don't want
to hear that. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to
hear that, right, And the reason I don't want to hear that is
because there are many in your circle, and there are women in your circle
that you would not trust to lead. So let's stop that. Let's stop
saying that. I don't want to say that. No more, y'all,
I don't want to do that no more. Okay, this is a non
gender led space. Okay, we lay leaders lead over here, a big
dog. Okay, we lay leaders lead over here, big dog, regardless
of a body parts she was born with. Okay, let's just keep it
at that. Hate our love says, Each partner has their own avenue where
they lead. I have certain strengths over hubby and same for him with me
where both alpha. But I respect him no matter what area as my man
and as my husband. And that is why they are gonna thrive. That
is exactly why they are gonna thrive. Okay, because once you have that
mindset, baby, Scott's the limit. Scott is the limit. There is
no coming down from that. A Q just killing view says, I know
in my group chat, everybody legit has their own roles that they lead in
right now. I don't want to be that guy, but I'm gonna be
that guy real quick. Not to you, though, because it wasn't you
who said it. This man just said in my group chat, everyone has
the roles and they know what roles to play that they can lead in.
But when I say everybody can't be Jordan and you have to know your role,
now I'm getting attacked on al Gore's Internet. Why why why why why
if at the end of the day, leaders lead, why why? Thank
you? Thank you, thank you, thank you. M after hour six
says, you can use me as a reference where you work at baby,
so so I can let the people know we can use you as a reference.
What's that? Drop the tea side into my dms, drop the tea
que just killing Abe says, And certain occasions you should just shut the fuck
up and follow in certain topics, It's okay to know you are the alpha
in one thousand percent one thousand percent. I honestly wish I can get that
tattooed on my lower back. So niggas understood, Yes, yes and yes,
yes and yes and yes. Um okay? So Dan, ye would
you like to get into edibles? Sure? Okay? So the edible portion
of the show is when we read questions, comments, stories that you guys
send in and every Thursday I always put on all of my social media stories.
Asked me a question. Now, if you have a question and you
can't wait till Thursday, or it's a little lengthy and it doesn't fit in
that little box, you can always email me. We gotta grow up.
If it doesn't fit in a little box, that's what she said, you
can just email me. Inquiries at stormyp dot com, inquiries at stormy pea
dot com. Okay, so the first question, Now, this first question,
it really got to me all, and it got to me so much
that I had to check in and put this on my story to see what
your response was. So the question was, is it long? Excuse me?
Is it bad if I take too long to bust? My girl has
been upset and I don't know why? And I want to ask that one
more time. This listener said, is it bad if I take too long
to bust? My girl has been upset and I don't know why? Y'all,
this was so good. This is so good to me, This is
so good to me. Now, like
I said, I was, I was so curious to hear what you guys
response was. So I put a pole up and the options were, hell,
yeah or nah, take your time past them. Right. If you
go to church, you understand that reference like when it past to be like,
oh I wish I had more time than the old ladies in the front
rope. They nappis be like take your time pasta and then church goes on
like another hour. But whatever. Okay, so listen, I put up.
Is it a bad thing? Thirty four percent of you said hell,
yeah, and sixty six percent said nah, take your time pasta. Okay,
y'all, listen. Is it a bad thing if a man takes too
long to come? Me personally, right, I just want to start this
with me personally, Me personally, I sent me personally, Okay, me
personally. I don't think if it's a bad thing right necessarily. However,
if we're talking about like a two hour recession and you were just pounding my
back wall for two hours, yes it's a bad thing. Yes, it's
a bad thing. It's only a good thing if you're making her come in
that time span. If you are literally just fucking her walls up for two
hours, just jack rabbing back to back to back, jack rabbit, No,
it is not a good thing. Women don't care about you taking long
to ejaculate if you are making sure she's being pleased in the meantime all right,
And it doesn't always have to be to completion, she doesn't always have
to orgasm. But are you making sure she's enjoying herself all right? Or
are you literally just treating her like a sex doll and just sucking her?
Because that's not enjoyable for us. We don't want that. We don't want
that, we don't want that, right. So I think that when it
comes to is it taking too long for you to bust? Is she having
a problem with it? No, not, as long as you're making sure
she's enjoying herself too. Now. Another thing I want to say is,
sometimes if you allow her to bust too fast and it's taking you too long
to come afterwards, sometimes the time gap gets in our head and sometimes you
get self conscious, like, it's my bussy not good? Is it not
good? Is it dry enough? Is it smelling? Like? Sometimes we
get in our heads and now we're like, oh my god, he's taking
too long come because he's not enjoying himself right. And then sometimes you're post
nut clarity clicks in. Yes, sometimes you're post nut clarity clicks in and
you're like, damn, I'm letting him fuck me like this. I know,
I just seen him texting three other bitches. I don't even know why
I'm here. See, I need to just pick my drawers up off the
floor and get the fuck out. Yeah yeah, yeah, So I think
that when we talk about like, you know, why she's been complaining or
you know, is it a problem, It's just other stuff we need to
factor in, you know. So let me temp into the live. Y'are
so funny, by the way, the Xcel Studio says, after about twenty
five minutes, wrap it up. Fam Jael's dad says, eats popcorn frantically.
Y'all get on my nerves so much, the Xcel Studio says, And
it also depends on the quality of the material. Whom would you like to
vulge a little deeper into that? But what do you mean by that?
White boy underscore Ots says, if someone go too long, her ish might
not be it. I'd be fighting for my life after ten minutes. But
this is what I'm saying, And this is what we start thinking in our
head, like it's been ten minutes. Why he's selling that yet it's the
pussy not good. Now we're thinking about how much water we drink during the
day. How much fruit did we have? Should we have had an extra
pineapple slice? Now we're in our heads, so that's not just y'all like
it'll make us get in our head too, you know what I mean?
Q just killing that Voo says I've been told that a quickie can just do
the trick. Listen, I'm telling job before I say again, I'm an
old bitch. I ain't trying to suck all night. I ain't trying to
suck all night. I ain't trying to suck all night unless I'm on techi
la. But other than that, baby, I ain't got it in me.
I have no desire to be going longer than like twenty minutes and now,
to be fair, though, you know, let me go wipe off,
or we can do like maybe another session, but just like an hour
straight. Get somebody else to do it, respectfully, get somebody else to
do it. I don't want to. I don't I don't want to do
that. I don't want to do that. Um case specific. They're not
kissing during sex, stormy. Don't get me started on the kissing. Don't
get me started on the kissing. Okay, postline clarity is about it is?
Jasmine Dot Talley says, no, bro, you got ten minutes My
legs hurt exactly. And you know what my problem is, y'all be trying
to have us folded like a pretzel, bent in half like a safety pin.
Like, Bro, if I did that to you, you wouldn't even
last one minute. Have some fucking respect, have some courtesy. Where's your
fucking common courtesy? So can we factor that into why we don't want to
fuck for a long periods of time too, Like, aside from I just
don't want you knocking out my back wall for an hour, Maybe I didn't
drink enough water, or I don't have the flexibility to be fucking or gami,
Okay, everything about that, everything about that. Maybe I don't want
to be folded in half. Okay, it's a thing. It's a thing.
The XCEL Studio says, The LX Studio says, And when sex starts
taking too long, I know a position to get in and get this over
with. I think that comes with knowing your partner and being with someone for
a really long time. Like, yeah, I know if we try and
go along, we're gonna do this. But if I'm trying to get this
shit over and catch the game at five. Yeah, let me put you
in this position real quick. You know what I mean? Like, I
agree with that, I agree some Da lab Sports says, sometimes were just
not ready to finish and want you to enjoy. Baby, Did you ask
me if I'm ready to finish? Maybe I'm ready to take a nap,
all right, Maybe I'm ready to finish that bottle of sangria I had chilling
waiting for me. Did you ever think about that? Who? Who?
Yes? Like what? Sometimes the couchie don't be hitting like she thinking?
Dude, see, and this is what we'd be thinking in our heads.
Maybe it's my hitting the way I think it is, Like I don't know,
like maybe his shape doesn't fit my shape the way I needed to.
And now I'm in my head about it, and now I just wanted to
be over. Like. I still like you. I still like you,
bookie. It's just the way it took you two hours the nut and make
me not want to fuck with you again. I'm done. I'm done to
me. I want to make sure my mission that she's satisfied. First,
A king, a king, a king knee Jay says, yeah, you
had three position max for me. I'm not doing ten positions in ten minutes?
Exactly? What the fuck is this pilates? No? I'm not doing
ten positions in ten minutes? The fuck is this pilates? No? I
don't want to. I don't want Tom. You knew I was coming over.
You should have stretched properly. Now hold on, good brother, you
didn't even ask to stretch us out. See see see that's what I'm talking
about. I'm sick of y'all. I'm sick of y'all, and I'm sick
of y'all. All right, Um, yeah, so that's my answer.
It all depends. Is it a good thing, is it a bad thing?
It all depends. It depends on you and your partner, and that's
it. Um. Next, how far how long are you on time?
Ah? We got like about fifteen minutes? Okay, I'll let this be
the last question. Um, Next question, do you like to kiss after
receiving and given oral? I don't want to ask us again. I want
to ask us again because I want if you're listening to this, if you're
watching this, I want you to hear what I'm about to say. I
want you to internalize it and think before you speak who you like to kiss
after receiving and giving oral? Baby, I don't know how many ways to
say it, but I take your son, Candy. I don't give a
fuck. Kiss me baby, Okay, kiss me baby, kiss me baby,
all right. I think that people who don't like to kiss after receiving
oral, especially you need to worry about what's going on with you in your
pH that you don't like it. It's yours, it's yours, it's yours.
I'm not gonna lie. I can kind of understand giving, but not
really, but receiving means that it's yours, right, it's you. If
you don't like the way it tastes, that's you, right. So if
you don't like, you know, kissing after receiving, especially, baby,
you got some other things that you need to work out. Okay, drink
a little bit more water. Drink a little more water, all right?
Like nah, I want you to I want you to taste me and then
let me taste me. And if I'm not comfortable with me tasting me after
you taste me, I shouldn't be doing it. I don't got no business
here. This is outside of my arena. Like, if you can't spit
in my mouth afterwards. This is outside of my my arena, This is
outside of my dog Joe, I don't belong here now, giving us something
else because I know that, I know that men especially aren't too keen on
you know, kissing after especially, you know, coming to completion. Like,
everybody ain't used to the snowball. Everybody's not down for a snowball,
dan keV. Y'all know what a snowball is. I have an idea.
I mean contacts clothes. I've never heard that term. So the snowball is
when a man ejaculates in your mouth and then you spit it back in his
mouth. Okay, I understand everybody's not down for that. I understand everybody's
not down for that. I understand everybody's not down for that. Okay,
I get it, I get it. I get it. But like after
you know, we clean up, or you know, I spit our wife,
I swallow whatever in the case may be, you still don't want to
kiss me, sweetie. These your kids? Why I gotta be a fucking
daycare center? Hello? Hello, you need to be able to pick your
kids up after daycare. You can't, Well, then that sounds like a
your problem. I'm lying, no, just me, just me, Like
I said, everybody in there from the snootball, I get it, I
get it, I get it, I get it right. But I think
that the people who fly into these fits of rage like, oh, how
dare you so disgusting? So disgusting? Bro? It's you yours? Huh.
I'm that. I'm that I missed something like you think like I had
time to shug another deck and come back to yours and then trying to get
I don't wear what it's so disgusting. I don't understand can can can someone
understand? What's what's so disgusting? I don't understand it's yours, it's yours.
It is you too. If you don't like a man kissing you after
he has tasted you, we need to focus on why you taste like that,
Okay, we need to focus on Hey, maybe you might be allergic
to a certain type of condoms. Okay, maybe those type of condoms.
Throws a pH off. I'm not gonna lie. I'm one of them bitches.
I cannot do magnum condoms. A magnum condom will have me smelling like
a fish market in two days. Stat okay, two days, stat I
will smell like a fucking fish market in the Italian part of South Philly.
I will. That's me now. To be fair, though, I also
keep like the condoms that I use on me at all times, Like in
every purse that I have, my my I D my wallet, none of
that can be in it, but they'll be like two skin condoms in there,
like because that's just what I like. I know how to protect myself,
like you know what I mean, Like a nigga ain't never gonna tell
me like, oh I got a condom, and I'm like, oh,
I guess we're going raw dog jabal not today, not today, Get somebody
else to do it, okay, not today, not me. Okay.
So yeah, that's it. That's that's all. I feel like that escalated
so quickly. I'm so sorry, y'all. But the moral of the story
is, if you don't like kissing and receiving, if you don't like kissing
after giving him receiving oral, I think we need to look internally and find
out why you don't. That's it. Um, So you let me go
onto some of these comments. I'm sorry, I wasn't pattention you live and
I know y'all was saying here. Okay, so from what I'm saying on
the Live, y'all don't like the snowball, that's cool. It's not for
everybody, Like I said, it's not for everybody, right, I said
that in the beginning. I said, it's not for everybody. Okay,
um Q just chilling that Voo says, I mean I have kissed her after
I finished, to be honest, but definitely not spitting it because it's not
for everybody. I said that. All right, fine, it's not for
everybody. You don't gotta get it back, okay whatever. Um Chef Underscoring
Night Underscore Wing says, kiss me, oh okay baby, Yes. Jamage
dot nine three says niggas don't want to accept the effects of their diets.
Thank you, Thank you. Bro. All you do is drink red bull
and smoke cigarettes and now you don't want to kiss her after you not.
But it's like, bro, look at what you're doing on a daily basis.
No wonder, okay, no wonder. That shit tastes like fucking hot
gasoline. Okay, you consequence of your actions, nigga. Yes, The
Blue Professor says, folks, you can't just enjoy sex to see her in
Nicole saying please, Benshi says, she said, stat I'm not joking.
I one percent. My kuchi has a forty eight hour bake time. If
I use a magnum condom in forty eight hours, I will smell like the
krusty krab. I know that. I know that. I don't need many
trial and errors. I understand what it is. I've rectified the problem.
I understand I fixed it. I fixed it. But thank you. M
J. Tim says, yeah, I'm tonguing down after loo. If you're
not grabbing me by the neck to kiss after get away, oh queen,
say that shit? Then yes, yes, yes, yes, if you're
not eating coucy and coming up to grab the fucking neck and kiss, boy,
what are we doing? What are we doing? Oh my god,
my titty started tingling just thinking about it. What are we doing? What
is this? I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't
want to participate. I'm good, I'm good. I don't I don't want
to participate, that's good. Yes, every purse, yes, every purse
has a condom that I use in it because I don't never want to get
caught out there. Okay, Jamal, Na get to this, y'all.
Don't say raw dog Jamal. I'm the only one who's say rawa Jamal.
I just feel like going raw isn't enough. We have to go raw dog
Jamal. That's it. I don't care and forget y'all. Coach Tray three
says kissing cool, Snowball crazy against the law. It's not against the law,
y'all. It's a thing. It's a thing. Snowball just reminded me
of the movie Clerks. I've never seen that. What it's a good movie?
Is it? Snowball? In there? I'm trying to remember. It's
been a while since I've seen the original one. But they they cover some
crazy ass shit in there. Oh man. Um Jasmine Dot Talley says,
Magnum definitely makes you want to get checked out. So why is it making
me smell like that? So I'm not by myself? The crazy part is
right. I'm gonna get a little bit information at YEA might not know this,
but Magnums were originally designed for anal play. They weren't designed for vaginal
sex. If you don't believe me, google it. Magnums were originally designed
for anal play, so the pH and all these other things weren't factored into
it. That's why a lot of women can't use magnums without thrown off their
pH. And I know there are like a certain population of women who's just
been like, oh I'm allergic to Okay, we're not talking about them.
We talk about people who who who real life, their pH will get thrown
off if you use a magnum. This is a very real topic. And
fellas if you want to make sure you know, maybe you worry about that
you're poking the holes an econom I don't know how paranoil you might be.
I don't know how much money you got maybe, but she's in trying a
tribute. I don't know. A good alternative is skin. So it's s
k y n y'all skin, come come in and check nigga because I know
y'all about to go up. What's up with the what's up? All right?
Um? But yeah, it's a good alternative. Um U up top
Geo says, what it's a weirdos and economs. This is a safe space,
babe, This is a safe space. We we all in here getting
it in. Um I'm carry Underscore said why, I'll never knew that Anna
Underscore grade eighty six says anything else my couchie giving stank. Same j Tim
says, yeah, they ain't got me either, some mush mush llo.
I thought I was the only one, bro. You see, you see,
you see. This is what I'm saying. And this is why I
love when we have these conversations like this, because you see that you're really
not the only person. Like Magnums just don't do it. And I don't
think it's a coincidence that magnums themselves just don't do it. And I know
that in the African American community especially, it's all like, oh you know,
oh I need that gold Rapper, that Magnum, and you need booty
play because you're going through from my pH and the other way. Like that's
that's not gonna happen. So eternal Sincere says, I wasn't feeling those skin
joints. What I will say is there is a lot of variations of skins.
Mangna try to come at you right away. Oh they're too small for
me. They have large, they have excel, they heavy leaked, all
right, same sizes as Magnums just different names, all right. They also
have different options. You know, I think they have like a ribbed.
Maybe I think they have like cooling pleasures type things like as there's an extra
lubricated, they have little they got a little sauce on them. You just
gotta find one that matches for you, or finding a better alternative, because
the Magnums ain't gonna hit it for me. Me dog not carrying your preferred
condom in every purse, and it's just like not carrying every usable bag in
your purse and getting more than a few things at the grocery loo mone underscore
she you're at right, I'm not gonna lie. I do have a like
reusable bag that I keep in my car for groceries, like if I'm going
to the grocery store, I'll use that. But also in Philly, y'all
know, they charge us for plastic bags, like the plastic bags that you
get at the grocery store to put like your cereal, your milk, all
the shit. And Philly they charge you for that. So I do keep
my reusable bag in my trunk because maybe I need my coins, like what's
up? What's up? Um? Okay? So listen, y'all. We
had a great conversation today. We talked about a lot of things. First,
we asked, and we discussed it's ran through women, Okay, if
they only run through celebrities and athletes. Right. We also talked about it's
nothing wrong with being polly as long as you look for and date people who
want to be polly. Stop trying to change niggas with your vampire ass,
all right. We also discuss having sex so good that you just immediately think,
damn, who hurt you? Because it's a real thing. This level
of filth can only be obtained by trauma, and that's real. We also
talked about, you know, I don't care how many times I get my
feelings hurt. I'm still gonna keep believing in my happily ever after. I'm
not gonna let these fun boys get the best of me. Um. And
we also talked about just because you have a penis, that doesn't mean you're
mental lead all right. We also talked about is taking too long to bus
a thing? We discussed you know, receiving and giving oral and kissing afterwards,
and most importantly, we talked about how we are recording on May fourth,
so May the fourth, May the fourth, May the fourth, git
with you absolutely listen y'all um, follow me on the Gram, ask Starming,
p pe a at chocolate Chip and zip And if you don't remember anything
else, please remember Magnums ain't for pussies. I love you guys that I'll
see you next week. Piece