This is the downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak. Good morning everyone.
Hope you're doing ol doing O well, doing all right? Hope you're doing
all well. I'm Kevin Turner. That's Mike s Roy. We have JJ
Jackson here, thirty minutes away from the world's biggest Bills fans going to call
in. Why do we need to hear from him? Let me see if
he's cocky? See what the world? You know, what the Bills feeling
after? This is a real dude beating a big contender. Yeah, character
right, No, this is my good friend Jesse, who used to work
on the Kimmel Show, was the head writer of the great CWTV show Sports
and Such for a couple of years. You poached a Kimmel rider. Yeah,
yeah, paid him handsomely. Who wouldn't make that jump, but he
didn't quit Joe Kimble at the time. Maybe he could write jokes for us,
for our joke off maybe so, yeah, our jokes wap jokes.
He's gonna call him eight thirty five, big big Bills fan. It's a
big MAVs fan too, But you know he's got you know, grew up
in kind of all over the place. So Gloves Dirt but Big Bills fan
see how he's feeling about the game Funny Guy. Also nine o'clock JJ's top
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But something we often do here on this show, as we made predictions
involving the Cowboys, games sometimes other things. And we are without Danny Baylists
today. He's got some vacation days that he's burning. Tomorrow is the last
downbeat, you know, proper episode of the year. We'll be back on
January two, I believe or third or whatever that is tomorrow. We have
a gift swap too, Yeah, gift swap. It's well, at least
for me, it's real. Yeah, it's real. I didn't do gag
gifts. No, it's not like what we did at Mike's Gemini the other
day, which is White Elephant or Santa's Secret Santa whatever. Yeah, Secret
Santa gift rift. I have a present for all three of you and one
for Malcolm. Oh great, and I'm I think they're fun and funny,
but they're real. Yeah, they're very real. I did real gifts too.
I didn't do you know, sea rags? Yeahs and cigarettes? You
did buy a pack of cigarettes? Right? Yeah? How'd that go?
By the way, it's easy walk in there. Hello, welcome to my
bodego. Can I help you? It was in nearby Valero. I think
let's hear how you did it? Hey, what do you need? Man?
I had pads. That's not how you did it. You didn't do
it that cool? Like? Can I have some cigarettes? One? Can
I have cigarettes? Please? Cigarette in a grocery store? I've did you
point like I just had the key to the tobacco cabinet. You said,
I want to pack of ma bro reds. Yeah, I pointed at him.
That's it did them when he handed them to you. Yeah, I
thought about smoking one. Actually, you should have had one. I would
have, but yeah, I want to get in trouble at the house if
you came home stinking like reds. I'm like, yeah, she repulsed by
the smell of it. And I'm like, man, I love smoking cigarettes.
I do. Man, That's one of my favorite things to do is
have a beer, go out to the patio, have a cigarette. As
a guy has never been addicted to nicotine, do you actually really do?
Yes? See, I know a couple of people like that that I've never
been addicted to it either. I try to get addicted to it in college.
What a superpower that is? Yeah, beast, I would love to
enjoy like an annual cigarette. Yeah. Well, I think it's a super
power for anyone to, you know, be able to sleep through the night
or not fall asleep during the day. So there's a lot of Yeah,
there's a lot of trade offs we have. I don't know what's an erection.
Let's go out to the Ghost Pepper Pavilion and review our pics. Let's
do it. Let's review our picks for yesterday's Bill's Cowboys game. I will
give a point update. I'm clinging to a nice lead, and honestly,
I don't know that any points have really It's been a while since anything has
been administered. I have six points on the year, Danny has three point,
Kevin has two points. The listeners have half a point that we're just
given by my brother Cat. Well, Danny's given up because his have gotten
just wilder and wilder and wilder. You and I try to work in at
least one realistic one I've noticed, right, And I think that's the best
thing, because it again, this started is trying to actually it was supposed
to be a sports segment, yeah, where you actually do predict things and
then maybe a little joke, and it's devolved into the audio you're about to
hear. It's turned into hit canery. All right, here we go.
I've got my audio up and my anus was tender. Kevin Prediction one.
A dildo will be thrown under the field hitting Ceedee Lamb as he's lined up
a wide receiver. The rest will stop play CEDI will pick up the phallic
projectile and smell it as if it were one of his fingers. Bravo.
No, no dildos, boy, I thought too. Once we got to
like thirty one to three. Better time to get that game. Some juice
let fly and we just no reports of it even you know, not even
closed. Let me searching. Uh, just Buffalo dildo, just to just
make sure. Still in fact, one person tweets not until a d hits
the field that it's officially a big game in Buffalo. That game. They
weren't even saving it. They're just gonna they'll wait till I use the Patriots
because they've got beef with them. They'll save it for them, and they'll
save it for the playoffs. They didn't need it yesterday. And that's another
damning thing you could say about the Cowboys performance yesterday, that they sheathed their
dildos. They didn't even need it. Yeah, we got a tweet from
air Bud all right, CMP freely this was last night, but I thought
it was funny for some reason. There's a picture of Leonard Nimoy and a
Christmas sweater associated with him. He says, does anyone get any points if
your team, If your team is the dildo that got thrown onto the field,
I might argue that the Cowboys collectively were the dildo. That's kind of
a fair argument. Those are a bad performance, just terrible, but no
points award, no voice. All right, here's a nine number, so
Kevin prediction too. After Troy Aikman's Monday Night football rant on officiating, Greg
Olsen decides he needs to one up him, going on a rant against the
crew chief and claiming that he knows where the crew chief lives and knows where
he sleeps, and he swears to God his mother will cry when he sees
what he's done to him. Okay, not a threatening tone from Greg Olsen
yesterday at all. I know a lot of cre worked up about announcers.
I don't know where. I don't care. I'm on that scale if they
suck. I think greg Olsen's great. I think he's pretty good. You
think pretty good, but he bothers you. So there are times. There
are times when he does the ah I don't know, and you know,
just say what you think it is. I don't remember. I still kind
of be too nice mode sometimes, but he's you know, he should be
let him hang. Homi's about to get demoted. Yeah, I know,
And I don't think other than the the star power of seeing Tom Brady there.
I don't expect Tom Brady to be any better, to be better than
Greg Olsen. Now maybe the overall thing and we're all gonna get audio and
it's gonna be juicy for sure, at least the first handful of games at
least, And I think Brady will be good. If he's good or bad,
we'll get If Brady's neutral, will do what we do with Greg and
not really because I think that's well if it's the best thing you could say
about him. But I think one thing you say is if they're not interrupting
the thing or just sucking, then yeah. I watched the games like you
occasionally get the bad broadcaster, like do Teki Barber's get no business being at
a broadcasting booze. He stops talking in the middle of a sentence. It's
crazy, and Matt Ryan's like stepping in and like, oh yeah, yeah,
it's a number ninety three. Yea. His teake starts choking. It's
gotten bad. Olsen had a couple of times just share. I was like,
that's really good, that's actually interesting. He said something that I thought
was really good yesterday and it was involving I think it was involving the Cowboys'
offense and what the Bills were making them do. Was basically saying they've got
nowhere to throw it, although when he said that, it showed Seedee Lamb
wide open running past someone. He's good nowhere to throw and because they're making
Dak go through all of his progressions, every single one, he doesn't have
anywhere to throw it on the first look like he wants. And I was
like, yes, that's that's good. And you said, there you start
paying attention. There are two safeties back here and they're just rushing four guys
and they got seven guys back and made you go, that's pretty good insight.
You know. I hollered average four points so because I was thinking that
they came, didnt get out of hand, and they just kept running the
ball. They could have maybe not run the ball to the equivalent of the
damn Bills, but they were running the ball really good. I mean,
yeah, Polard looked like he was busting through the damn line abnormally, well,
sort of like James Cook did, because again, James Cook is not
that great. He hasn't looked that good all damn yere, but I guess
because of the score they had to abandon that and once they went to the
past. You're right, Dak had no first reads to hit and it was
so bad. Was it fourth and six? Was that they were down fourteen
to nothing? Was it fourth and six or was it fourth and four when
they when they went to the field goal? Because I actually sat there and
I agreed with at the time. Normally I would say fourteen nothing, screw
it, go for it, so what happens, But it was kind of
like, fourteen to three, get your points. Maybe your defense can get
a stop, and they would have. They got the fumble, They just
you know, it didn't get challenged. And if that information comes down fast
enough, and who knows what those assistant coaches we're seeing on their screens,
they might have not even been getting a good copy of it. You know,
if you get that fun, we get the ball back, maybe you
score again. It's a one score game, it's a whole different game.
You're play calling changes on offense. You're not sitting I mean, dude,
the Bills are just sitting there going we know you're throwing. We'll put seven
guys back here and we won't give you anything open, and that makes you
you don't want to play four yard checkdowns and keep the clock moving. That's
what the Bills want you to do. And it's just got trapped. It's
that thing we've been worried about. It's very much this is very similar to
that forty nine Ers game. I'm just like, well, we can't do
anything when we're behind. That sucks terrifying. All right, here we go.
What's the third one? Kevin Prediction Three? The broadcast will oddly air
a Cole Beasley tribute honoring the former player for his years with both franchises,
and then Little Baby KK will slip up and get a little political thanking Cole
Beasley for ten telling the truth about the COVID vaccine. Didn't see that didn't
happen. See, I wanted more out of my uh, you know,
out of my little Baby K, my a team to come in hot.
It was a blowout. I mean, you know, oftentimes blowouts give you
these opportunities. Look back at some other old players. We had a nice
beauty shot of Niagara Falls. You know they did seize that opportunity, But
no Cole Beasley tribute package. Yeah, could have used it. Was he
at the game? Was he watching that game at home? Just going?
I could have been there. You know, what was Cole Beasley doing yesterday?
Did you think about that one time? I know I did. I
did when I saw one dude on the Bill sideline who kind of looked like
a Cole Beasley. I don't know it was. Is he still hanging out
with him? Yeah? I'm like, wait, he's a consultant. Uh
he probably lives here, doesn't he? Yeah? I think so? Probably
does I think so? Uh, move on to the next one. Yeah.
Number one, there will be a surprise halftime show featuring the unlikely collaboration
of zz Top and Bad Bunny, where they will perform a reggae version of
radio Heads Weird Fishes. Okay, it's beautiful, but he's an idiot kind
of what is Okay? Is four D chess dingu like right now as he's
off producing a reggae version? Ok No, he's not, because I would
pay him to hear it once. He's not creating songs on his day.
Yes he does, Yeah, for his real life projects for us, not
for his clown show. You can tell Danny's punting because Zeezy Top and Bad
Bunny do I cover of weird Fishes was not gonna happen during the Cowboys Bills
game. At no point did any of those two of those three things even
match up. Like if you just said two of these things are true,
of these three things, you couldn't make any of them work. No,
bad Bunny mashing with zz Top wouldn't happen. Bad Bunny playing weird fishes wouldn't
happen. Zz Top playing weird fishes would not happen. Any of them doing
a reggae version, if really anything was been very unlikely. And why would
it tie in with Buffalo? Yeah weird? He says much. I woke
up the middle of the nights were writing these down. It's like amazing weird
man. Bill's quarterback Josh Allen will be fined for a carefully organized, yet
bizarre end zone celebration that involves a keg stand, motor boating, a female
fan, and a reading of an original poem titled why I Like Boobies the
second Let me get that microphone. I was waiting on his touchdown celebration to
reading an original poem. Yeah, pulls it out? How long is talk?
Some celebration includes grabbing a microphone and reading my original poem. Just put
that microphone where you put the Joe Horn cell phone right pad, and or
how about just the microphone stuck on the goal, the goalpost that everyone knows
you can run over there and get out on the louds loudspeed, get with
the sound before the game, organize it. It's incredible. But now also
the case stands celebration kaboobies a tail on. All right, get off the
field. Okay, no points for Dan anything. In number three, the
game will be interrupted by a shocking breaking news announcement over the stadium PA,
where America will learn for the first time in eighty four years that Germany has
invaded Poland. No, that was so confusing. We didn't even I still
don't know. Did he mean? I don't know that We spent enough time
the original diving in on it because he clarified, yeah, that it was
a reinvasion again, he gets again, I don't think you heard me again,
as he's just been watching World War two stuff. He loves it.
Okay, let's see Mike if you got any points this week? All right,
Okay, bombs away in this epic shootout Joshua Patrick Allen and Rain Dakota
Prescott Well combine for over seven hundred and fifty passing yards. Okay, let's
numbers here. See josh Allen's seven of fifteen for ninety four yards. Okay,
dak only needs six. What Dak's twenty one of thirty four for one
hundred and thirty four yards? That puts us in about two twenty eight.
Okay, I make no mistake. I'm not arguing for anything here, but
almost half point worthy by being so so wrong. And I was like,
if they both go career low, then I might argue for a little something.
But if you said the Cowboys, what was the fist with thirty one
ten? Yeah? The Cowboys all was thirty one ten, And then you
said that josh Allen had under one hundred passing yards, He'd be like,
what the hell happened? Yes, and we were all saying, what the
hell happened? Yeah, Josh Allen like two out of his first three games
he passed for seventy yards, like six years ago, so it wasn't even
a career low. But as dumb as Bad Bunny and Czi Ta playing a
reggae cover of Weird fishes. Is that one was the most wrong prediction of
them all, The most realistic one of them all was the most wrong one
of them all. Yes, because we have a good authority that zz Top
was at least called and asked what they were doing on that day. They
didn't say what or when or where, just to see if their schedule was
clear. Mic number two Prediction two. Little baby KK will be caught on
a hot mic, unaware that Fox is already back from commercial break, saying
more like Muffalo to the Gregenator while he holds the number two in front of
his flicking tongue while they both laugh hysterically. Those our favorite one of the
week. I'm sorry, yeah, more like Muffalo, his stupid voice,
his stupid a broadcaster voice. Any hot mic moment would have helped my cause
there but no nothing now, nothing that on there? Yeah yeah, sorry.
The buzzer's taking a beating during this segment. Last one, all right.
Prediction three. During this game in Buffalo, which borders Canada, the
Royal Canadian Mounted Police will invade High Mark Stadium on horseback and claim the entire
city as their own, kicking off a decades long war between our two nations
that will end in twenty fifty seven with President Baron Trump nuking all of North
America. Nope, you gotta take chances. That was very pootin and pregosian
though. We're just we're gonna take it over on horseback. Yeah, just
trot in down the tunnel. Get ready, it's gonna be a thirty four
year war. And just the dovez and dudes on horseback demand that they halt
the game immediately, damn and go to your homes. People. Now,
I will tell you that from a picks with Glenn's standpoint, we have a
lot of in the book. We do have a couple things riding on the
Philadelphia game. Malki goes one and oh he did take Jacksonville plus three.
The Malki at one and one, so he is sixteen and fourteen. The
Glenn's go two and oh yeah, who's at Fuego? I saw him on
Twitter seventeen twelve and one, proud of his two and oh week well done,
uh oh and two for jj oh Denver on Saturday Night. Cost you
there was she in last too. Yep that that hurts and she will be
in last as we go to Week sixteen. Uh oh and two for Danny
Oh, Packers got him. Mm hmm. One in one for Mike.
Hey, wait did he take the Cowboys? He took Cowboys and Packers?
Really you took Bills and the Cardinals covered the Uh yeah, they did not
cover. They got forty nine ers smacked. They're getting thirteen and a half.
I think that got screwed on a block punt, but whatever. Uh
and then I went one on one. The Chiefs got the revenge, but
the Cowboys did not hold up there in our celebrity Tim d'latter of the polyphonic
spree. Yeh, by the way, as Eagles minus three and a half
tonight that game in Seattle, that's gonna be a loss. So we'll see
what happens there. Right now, though, depending on how it goes,
the Glenns in the lead, and it will remain the Glenns in the lead
unless if the Eagles do cover three and a half, then the celebrities are
back in the league. I think tomorrow we should do picks with Glenn's for
one more week. Oh that'll be it all? Yeah, Well, no,
I think we'll still do it for week seventeen and eighteen. Maybes our
celebrities will be someone from the station and maybe we'll outsource it to social media.
Okay for week seventeen, but I think the week sixteen we should try
to do picks with Glenn sometime tomorrow. All right, oh man, maybe
so there we got poor job on predictions. Yeah, tough. Oh for
nine, let's see how the enemy's feeling coming up next we have well,
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