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It's live local last. We have a good time every day, tell
you what you need to know, kick around important and more often not important
topics, but the kind of weird breaking news that I had to like double
check when I saw it. Just about an hour and a half ago,
Netflix tweets out a live global sports event Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson live at
at and T Stadium in Arlington on Saturday, July twentieth. I know someone's
hearing that for the very first time, and who cares what you think?
When I first saw it. My wait, is that real? Jake Paul,
Mike Tyson, It's very real. It's gonna be live on Netflix.
They're two hundred and sixty million global subscribers beamed directly from AT and T Stadium
in Arlington. That's wild, fifty eight year old by then, Mike Tyson,
incredible and out of nowhere somehow. Yeah, Danny's right, you mentioned.
I mean usually you hear whispers of these sorts of things. There's something,
but not one thing until they all simultaneously drop that at eight o'clock this
morning. It's so outrageous that even if it did get leaked, people that
might have reported on it didn't believe it. Yeah, and they sent in
a press release at eight sixteen. We were talking about this at eight oh
five when I dropped to jelse the press release. No, yeah, I
want to read one part of please because it's kind of funny. I think
I deleted it, but to my maybe I have it right here. Kevin
one, Cavin ready, blah blah blah, Netflix and most sorry, I'll
plug in the Netflix and most Valuable Promotions blah blah blah. Here we go.
The problem child. Jake L. Gayo Paul nine and one six knockouts.
Okay, nine and one six cams versus the baddest man on the planet,
Mike Tyson fifty and six forty four knockouts. He was just shocking to
see. And that's from Dallas Cowboys pr Of course we had a little blowback,
not blowback, but just be a text because I, like I said,
I watched the handful of these Jake Paul fights. I have my ways,
and I've never once thought any of them were rigged in any way.
Yeah, and someone was like, come on, of course this is gonna
be rigged maybe because but there's no future money in Mike Tyson knocking out Jake
Paul. It's not like we're gonna suddenly be like, man, I don't
know who's Tyson's gonna fight next. I can't. Yeah, we know this
is the one, I'll think, but there is future money in Jake Paul
knocking out Mike Effing Tyson at at and T Stadium. Yeah, so yes,
I understand the recipe for where's the money? It would be there.
I mean, no one associated with this wants Mike Tyson. Well, no
one associated with making money from this wants Mike Tyson to win. Now,
people very likely will tune in dying to watch Mike Tyson knock Jake Paul's face
off. Yes, there's your hook right there. Well, that's what boxing
is well. And also it's a train wreck aspect of it too, to
see what a fifty seven to fifty eight year old man is going to look
like? How like? What kind of shape is my? The Kid's the
curiosity. It's a not more big curiosity, but it is a we haven't
seen this guy fight and years, I mean, like to this magnitude,
he fought Roy Jones Junior or somebody I mean Jake Paul fought on Mike Tyson's
undercard a year or two ago. Yeah, well Tyson has fought and he
didn't look particularly great. He looked nothing like Iron Mike. Did he win?
He I think he did win. He didn't knock him out though,
No, it went to a decision, I believe. Well, Like the
other thing I say is like I do think authenticity has stepped up a notch
in this day and age, which is hard to believe when there's so much
fake news and misinformation and whatever is happening on your phone. I think if
you do try to pull off something and it is rigged. I think you
get absolutely crucified for that, and that could really hurt Jake Paul's burgeoning career
if there is some element of this is rigged that shows up and people start
to actually believe that and before you know what, you're outnumbered by the noise
in the wave of people who are going that was rigged. So I don't
think you can take that chance from a business. Oh yeah, yeah,
but there's always a wrestling elements of these types of things, you know.
That undercard was it was Tyson Voice, Roy Jones Junior, and uh,
what's his name? Jake Paul was on the undercard. It was November of
twenty twenty Middle Pandy Wow billed as the Lockdown Knockdown. Yes, give it
too Well anyway, a couple of months from now, we're old frigging Mike
Tyson and Jake Paul at at and D Stadium Wild It is a large day
of birthdays. Get to that in a second that I want to do this
story real quick here, guys, n sew this on NBC five's website.
So there was a poll to five hundred people who describe themselves as Swifties.
Okay, now before you turn the channel out there, guys, this involves
the Cowboys. Five hundred Swifties were given in a survey based on which current
NFL players are the most attractive. Who are the ten sex gods of the
NFL according to five hundred Tailor swift fans. All right, so Kelsey is
number one? Number two, Travis Kelsey's number two. Yeah, and I'm
sure they showed him pictures, you know, and you know, okay,
Jason kelcey on there. No, Jason did not make the cut. Josh
Allen's number one. Josh Allen came in at number fifteen. Danny will eat
my butt. That was a bad guess. Number one was Nick Bosa.
I'm sure they showed him pictures. It's all okay, So that doesn't I
would bet because their suckers for the long hair, even though his face is
that of a boat. But didn't Nick Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence did nothing.
Well, he's not like the top of ten. Got he got most
attractive woman in the NFL. Didn't Nick Bosa get a dumb haircut? Recently?
Trevor Lawrence is not j watt. Oh yeah, they showed him pictures
of a fifty point Okay, Joey Bosa, good guess right, let's see
here did Joey best week? I'm pulling it up in Joey Wisson. No,
all right, I got one. And because you said two hours ago,
there's a cowboy on here, ce d Lamb, Ceedee Lamb not in
the top ten. So they have Dak Dak is number five. Huh.
I don't see Ceedee Lamb on the list. I'm looking at it. Maybe
they just didn't show it. They asked them Garoppolo. Still, so what
they showed them was the most popular players on a list of Like there was
another poll that was done on you of the most popular contemporary football players.
So then ask them to rank them. So they showed them one being the
least attractive, ten being the most attractive to determine the attractiveness. So Ceedee
Lamb might not have been on that at the time. Uh so, Yeah,
Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow is there. He is number four, number
three was in the Super Bowl. He's married to a model or oh,
Christian McCaffrey. Christian McCaffrey, DAK five, Number six gives off major Dad
Vibes quarterback Dad Vibes Blacko No, No, Dad Kirk Cousins, Kirk Cousins,
Yes, yeah, Christian Kirk. Number seven is Jamal Adams, Yeah,
weird. Patlan Hurts. JJ's gonna have a panic attack. Fourteen listen,
I understand this audience, So yeah, I was surprised. He surprised.
Deck is on the five hundred fans. That's not who was? Braxton
Barrius got in there at nine, Mike, he practice Barry is a handsome
dude. He is, and he's dating the other Colpo girl, right?
Or was maybe he cheated on her? Weird say one Barkley ten. Uh,
let's see here. Amari Cooper slitting at number twelve. I was guest,
Amari Cooper. Really, you're still number one? Right at sixteen?
Number one's Nick Bosa. It is Nicks my bad. Jordan Love twenty mm
hmmm. Jason Kelsey was No. Thirty seven. You're telling me Jalen Herts
did not make this list? Yeah? He was fourteen fourteen, top fifteen
Are you serious? Fourteen? Yeah, Josh Allen fifteen two, sixteen,
trust Odell Beckham eighteen, Jared Goff thirty four, Trayvon Dick's thirty three.
Those are only two cowboys? Is mister c CD got in there? Sorry
he was twenty nine, mister got in there. I think that's all the
cowboy names. I see. There's no on that list. Oh t Y
Hilton is eighty so they asked him back to This is a terrible list.
Where Doug Free, Doug Free, He's in a cave. You really want
to know? Heasy in a cave. He's currently living in a cave.
I like Doug Free, a nice guy. He's a quiet guy, nice
guy, good dude. His birthday today, No, it's not his birthday
actually is on is in the summer months, like you even know that?
Okay, now what Starry with age Stung with age the Dead's first Franco Harris
would have been seventy four, Riston Peace. Willard Scott would have been ninety.
What Willard Scott would have been ninety Willard Scott, you don't know?
Yeah, you said Wheelard's You said it weird, Willard? Yeah, well,
Willard Scott, he just turned into Country Kevin for a second. Yeah,
schmuckers right, Willard Scott, Smucker's old old lady birthdays. I am
tired of her birthday. What's her name? It's Flossy Dickie's birthday. She's
one hundred and seventeen and I'm only seven years behind. Here's set, jam,
have a jam, but I am pretty popular. Weirdly, he made
more money than we'll ever make Nope, by standing in the park holding up
smuckers in reading birthdays. Sarah Sherman is thirty one. She is already a
top five SNL cast member of all time. For females don't even know who
she is, you should. What does she look like? Sarah Sherman.
She's got wild hair, but she okay. I saw her do the Ya
Colin Joe. That was funny. She's great where she was like fake Colin
Jostin or his daughter or something, and it was very funny. I'm serious.
Top five female cast member of SNL of all time. She's gonna be
behind Kate McKennon. She's gonna be behind Kristin Wig and your part. But
I think she's a past Scherio Terry. My male one is past heaven,
so shut up, Barbara Cherio. Terry was a guest on The Mass Singer
last night. No heard that I do like Sarah Sherman, she's funny.
Brandon T. Jackson is forty. You might know him as Alpha Chino from
Tropic Thunder. Okay, Booty Sweat, Booty Sweat. Jenny Fisher fifty,
Oh, really the villain of the office. Was that supposed to because she
cheated on Roy? She did cheating Roy. I'm not gonna know anything about
the Pam. She's not the villain. She's the villain of the office.
Hey, Jim, don't don't go chase your dreams, even if you have
to go live in Philadelphia for a while. She loved him, Kevin,
Well, she could have gone with him. What was she doing making art?
Yeah, she was following her dreams, Kevin, but she was.
There should be room for both room for everybody's dreams here, Kevin. A
relationship should be strong enough for both parties to chase their dreams. Former intern
of mine related to Jennif Fisher by all accounts, wonderful woman. Kevin used
to have an intern. Why would anyone give you an I've had more interns
than anyone in the city. I promise more successful interns than anyone in the
city too. I don't know if you interns all have done amazing work.
Well, you did study as an intern under Rich Phillips. That is true,
intern of what really Mike was brilliant, honestly the fact that he took
possession of his intern. I have like four interns that are hosting at a
station across town right now. Me too. It's crazy, full time jobs,
legit, it's kind of frustrating. One was a PD at a station
in Houston. All right, just go name someone else's birthday. Why do
Sikes is sixty? Okay, there you go, that's funny. Oh Assi
there, David yes Man, Now, oh Assi, she's great. Joe
Carter's sixty three legend. Mike was soul made of Travis Kelce, Tennis Champ,
Ivan Lindy is sixty four, Yvon Lindall, yep, Von Lindall.
Hey wait, so he didn't know who Von Lindall was when I made that
joke. No, you didn't have that visual, because that's what makes it
funny, is it's Evon Old. Did I say Ivan Lindy? Yeah,
it's just a typo on my part. But you couldn't just yeah, you
couldn't try to deduce that. Well, I'm not. He was in his
prime before I was born all the time when you need to not look stupid.
I okay, out there, how many of you know? You guys
know Von Lindall was. Everyone knows exactly who Von Lindall is. You used
to work at a sports station. Why don't you guys volleying in tennis?
Short right now? And I made a hilarious joke with a big build up,
and the punchline was Von Lyndall. And right now I'm realizing that you
didn't even understand that. I did understand the joke, the joke of a
meek guy peering over Taylor Swift to get icon. There nothing about the great
Von Lindall so funny across the net from Avon Lindall. Yeah, you're looking
at him. When you got a guy, you got one hundred and twenty
eight mile an hour hour serve, he headed straight for your sack. You're
looking at check kills meet. So funny that he would have been porking Travis
Kelcey. Travis Kelcey is waving the Taylor to move out of the most part
hands or not for you move. There's Yvonne line. I think that's like
me looking at at the internet and going, oh, this died five years
ago. Uh. Bart Reynolds, right, yeah, Bart Reynolds died.
Oh well, that's Burt Reynolds. Danny, Oh well, I never heard
of him. Act like god, household name. Everyone knows who the lentil
machine is. When you live in a house made of weeds, heus,
we will be ivan beans for all I care. Okay, whose are the
triple reference things from way in the past. We're young, burgeoning audience.
This is radio. Somebody get this man a special test. Brian Cranston sixty
eight. Okay. I saw him do a network live on stage on Broadway.
That was awesome, very very cool. He was great. He's a
master thespian, Mikey captivating, Yeah, legitimate, excellent actor. Uh wide
receiver Lynn Swann. You sure it's not pronounced lines swam? Yeah, okay,
let it go, jesus, Jeff Burrows, what do you mean let
it go? It's like a minute old. You can't just oh, that's
all news. We're talking about the upcoming seasons like this, this is the
press conference. I could have poked holes in any anything, and I just
let it ride. Name one thing that holes could have been poked in in
my when in a spectacular run of broadcast to Todays at six am. Danny's
Perfect Today, Yeah, really crushing it, very virulent. I admitted my
mistake immediately and said it's a hard word to pronounce. I don't know how
to pronounce it. Mikey looked it up when you did the research. I
didn't. I'm tired of this discussion, like I don't make mistakes like that,
Ivan Lindy, Ivan Lindy, We're going to replay that tomorrow. Kay,
I'm gonna keep reverencing young people that you guys don't know about. Go
for it. We won't just attempt to read their names casually. I know
because I do it at those birthdays. So much talk back so the iHeartRadio
app. Hey, I'm Mike Typhan calling to let you know that my next
fight is not just a matchup between a Medicare recipient then a man who's barely
old enough to rent a car, but it's also a charity event. For
example, on the undercard, we're going to raise money for the troops by
having Jason and Travis Kelsey split a case of beer and then bloods in a
World War two vent. And in the coming event, we'll have Luka Dancic
and Joey chest and not engaged in a hot dog eating contest. We're beating
the tar out of an insulin deprived Wolford Brimley in order to raise money for
type two diabetes. I think he's dead. That guy's good. Hey guys,
every tim shocking. Hey guys, no matter the character, real quick,
I want to say, hey, guys, what do you have to
yesterday? Hideki Matsuyama your buddy. Yes, it's reported that he didn't play
his back tightness. Oh right now four under just jamming. Okay, he
did the thing. He got out of something by faking an injury. Yes,
why aren't people doing that? More? Hi, this is Deme Moore.
This message is for Danny. I'm staying at the W under the alias
chastity Umguzzler. If you show up with a plate of Ribbys and a can
of whipped cream, I can be yours unless I get an email from Kevin
Gostner. Damn it, he got me again. That was coming. I
didn't chastity Umguzzler, just email her emailer. I wonder what her email is.
Look, I'm not gonna let that go. John Ham's Intown we looked
it up. The cast. Demi Moore is in town. Dude, Danny,
Demi dem Goo, let's go the hottest couple for the summer of twenty
twenty four. It could just be a flang, a Texas fling. You
don't think she's looking for that, dude. It's a new Brandelina. It
can be if you just have some confidence, which I know you have plenty
of inside of you. I do, and we just then after that,
we just need a nice outfit, a balloon and a rose and into the
lobby we send you. It's the new Laughleck Lopez athlete are trying to what
are the other famous couple names? Rarely do I do this, but you
got another talk back. I filmed a scene with h John Hamm yesterday in
downtown for or Sundance Square. The whole place, pretty much, the whole
Sunnett Square. They had maybe one hundred people filming one big scene. It
was pretty cool. All right, Yeah, it's going down. I thought
that was heading towards some sort of jopp They really did. They shot in
Sunday Square. She was a part of it. We're not just a bunch
of laughs. We're serious. Is there's the talk back you call in live
we have questions? Was Demi Moore in this scene? Yeah, I have
a headshot. I need to get to her. Yeah. Danny has an
autographed headshot on the back of the heart with a cool haircut, a piece
of macaroni art on a paper plate that he made. Just play it a
KVO. This is the snake in your backyard. And the other day I
got a phone to kick with you, buddy, How dare you tear my
house up? I was there minding my own business, sleeping, and this
giant douchebag comes up and runs me out of my house. How would you
feel if I did the same to you? You better watch your back,
buddy. Okay, damn, that was a threat. Giantcheg come around with
a shovel. My uncle who lives out in Feeblelol. He got hit by
a tornado one time and he was in the bathtub drinking his bathtub gin and
next thing you know, he wakes up and downtown for or but naked.
It was wild, Wow, tornado. I thought he was about to make
a recent Oscar nominee reference, was about to make a Saltburn reference, but
he said gin back took gin you know, we're hope is for me.
You know, we're giving away tickets to go see some hot garbage. Luke
crying kids here, full out boy, eat my butt, you know,
like I don't care. One of the best things I've heard in a while.
Ninja Sex Party. I don't know if you know it, but check
it out. Okay, that's a drug dye, that's wild. I will
say. Ninja Sex Party is dope. That they're a band, they're cool.
Yeah, I'll find something in a minute. Hey, these bullet trained
people just need to start projects like I do. Just start it. Don't
plan, just start. Somebody get out there right now next to I thirty
five he and just start putting railroad tracks down. Okay. Yeah, you're
gonna make about fourteen hundred trips to the home improvement store, cussing the whole
time. Probably get a little fire with your wife because she's trying to ahead,
dude, but whatever, but just get it done. Just start.
I mean, we'll figure it out as we go. That is sort of
the point I was making. Yeah, somebody, just get out there and
start it. Just do it, Just start it. Take matters into your
own hands. You gotta knock down Reunion Tower. Knock it down and knock
it down. Hey, boys, I was on a plane this weekend,
and I guess the bolts were tight, because definitely no one got sucked off.
But man, did I try? Call me a dust devil? As
long as the dust is, you know, dongs? Speaking of getting sucked
up, I want to wish my wife a happy fourth wedding anniversary. She
puts up with me, loving men and base paint and sweaty tights more than
I'll ever love her. Anyways, boys, thirty days away from WrestleMania.
That's showcasey the Mortals. Mike, I love your f and buns more than
I'll ever love her. Call me the dust devil. He's amazing. Hey,
we are thirty days away from the Showcase of the Immortals. Boys,
it is mape. We should do a recap of the top thirty matches in
WrestleMania history. We can do it every single day. You know, it'll
probably take two segments per Yeah, that feels like which always played the audio
of the whole match. That feels like COVID era content. But no,
we'll talk about it, Okay. That are Von Lindall's greatest Wimbledon moments.
We'll be back tomorrow about the lady that had the kids in the car.
We gotta go, We got light time. Where was that time we twitched
stuff? Tomorrow we'll have a Jeopardy Tournament of Champions contestant Jared Watson beck On
for a quick follow up because he is on tonight Watch over Night DFW man.
Who's our new friend? He's a tournament champions. Tonight MAVs Austro's preview.
MAVs started six. Well, so much smart fun stuff on a Friday.
Dudes, all right for JJ, for Mike, for dantingum Kevin,
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