WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:21.760 This is the Downbeat on ninety seven one the free set up there to twenty 2 00:00:21.760 --> 00:00:25.320 five pushes. You're the man that doesn't have a working red microphone button. 3 00:00:25.879 --> 00:00:30.320 It sounds fine, though, so I'm not gonna tell anyone to down beat 4 00:00:30.320 --> 00:00:33.479 one segment levench Skin just saw him. Oh my god, are they ready 5 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:36.280 to rumble today? It's gonna be a fun midday show. And then the 6 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:41.960 Speakeasy always wild ass each and every afternoon two to six pm. Fun times 7 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:44.560 on ninety seven one of the Freak. We appreciate anyone listening right now, 8 00:00:44.560 --> 00:00:46.960 maybe someone's listening for the first time. Appreciate you checking us out. Man, 9 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:49.679 It's live local last. We have a good time every day, tell 10 00:00:49.719 --> 00:00:54.880 you what you need to know, kick around important and more often not important 11 00:00:54.880 --> 00:00:58.439 topics, but the kind of weird breaking news that I had to like double 12 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:00.880 check when I saw it. Just about an hour and a half ago, 13 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:07.719 Netflix tweets out a live global sports event Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson live at 14 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:11.400 at and T Stadium in Arlington on Saturday, July twentieth. I know someone's 15 00:01:11.400 --> 00:01:15.159 hearing that for the very first time, and who cares what you think? 16 00:01:15.319 --> 00:01:21.319 When I first saw it. My wait, is that real? Jake Paul, 17 00:01:21.400 --> 00:01:23.280 Mike Tyson, It's very real. It's gonna be live on Netflix. 18 00:01:23.359 --> 00:01:30.439 They're two hundred and sixty million global subscribers beamed directly from AT and T Stadium 19 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:34.280 in Arlington. That's wild, fifty eight year old by then, Mike Tyson, 20 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:41.840 incredible and out of nowhere somehow. Yeah, Danny's right, you mentioned. 21 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:44.439 I mean usually you hear whispers of these sorts of things. There's something, 22 00:01:44.560 --> 00:01:49.799 but not one thing until they all simultaneously drop that at eight o'clock this 23 00:01:49.840 --> 00:01:53.640 morning. It's so outrageous that even if it did get leaked, people that 24 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:56.959 might have reported on it didn't believe it. Yeah, and they sent in 25 00:01:57.000 --> 00:02:00.760 a press release at eight sixteen. We were talking about this at eight oh 26 00:02:00.840 --> 00:02:04.359 five when I dropped to jelse the press release. No, yeah, I 27 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:07.360 want to read one part of please because it's kind of funny. I think 28 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:10.639 I deleted it, but to my maybe I have it right here. Kevin 29 00:02:10.840 --> 00:02:17.280 one, Cavin ready, blah blah blah, Netflix and most sorry, I'll 30 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:22.719 plug in the Netflix and most Valuable Promotions blah blah blah. Here we go. 31 00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:27.960 The problem child. Jake L. Gayo Paul nine and one six knockouts. 32 00:02:28.319 --> 00:02:31.039 Okay, nine and one six cams versus the baddest man on the planet, 33 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:36.919 Mike Tyson fifty and six forty four knockouts. He was just shocking to 34 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:43.159 see. And that's from Dallas Cowboys pr Of course we had a little blowback, 35 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:46.680 not blowback, but just be a text because I, like I said, 36 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:51.319 I watched the handful of these Jake Paul fights. I have my ways, 37 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:57.080 and I've never once thought any of them were rigged in any way. 38 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:00.599 Yeah, and someone was like, come on, of course this is gonna 39 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:07.879 be rigged maybe because but there's no future money in Mike Tyson knocking out Jake 40 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:09.080 Paul. It's not like we're gonna suddenly be like, man, I don't 41 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:13.479 know who's Tyson's gonna fight next. I can't. Yeah, we know this 42 00:03:13.520 --> 00:03:16.560 is the one, I'll think, but there is future money in Jake Paul 43 00:03:16.719 --> 00:03:21.960 knocking out Mike Effing Tyson at at and T Stadium. Yeah, so yes, 44 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:24.280 I understand the recipe for where's the money? It would be there. 45 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:29.840 I mean, no one associated with this wants Mike Tyson. Well, no 46 00:03:29.879 --> 00:03:31.800 one associated with making money from this wants Mike Tyson to win. Now, 47 00:03:32.639 --> 00:03:38.360 people very likely will tune in dying to watch Mike Tyson knock Jake Paul's face 48 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:43.800 off. Yes, there's your hook right there. Well, that's what boxing 49 00:03:43.919 --> 00:03:46.879 is well. And also it's a train wreck aspect of it too, to 50 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:51.159 see what a fifty seven to fifty eight year old man is going to look 51 00:03:51.280 --> 00:03:53.800 like? How like? What kind of shape is my? The Kid's the 52 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:58.039 curiosity. It's a not more big curiosity, but it is a we haven't 53 00:03:58.039 --> 00:04:03.639 seen this guy fight and years, I mean, like to this magnitude, 54 00:04:04.560 --> 00:04:09.159 he fought Roy Jones Junior or somebody I mean Jake Paul fought on Mike Tyson's 55 00:04:09.199 --> 00:04:13.960 undercard a year or two ago. Yeah, well Tyson has fought and he 56 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:16.920 didn't look particularly great. He looked nothing like Iron Mike. Did he win? 57 00:04:17.360 --> 00:04:20.720 He I think he did win. He didn't knock him out though, 58 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:24.560 No, it went to a decision, I believe. Well, Like the 59 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:27.839 other thing I say is like I do think authenticity has stepped up a notch 60 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:31.000 in this day and age, which is hard to believe when there's so much 61 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:35.040 fake news and misinformation and whatever is happening on your phone. I think if 62 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:40.160 you do try to pull off something and it is rigged. I think you 63 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:46.480 get absolutely crucified for that, and that could really hurt Jake Paul's burgeoning career 64 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:50.079 if there is some element of this is rigged that shows up and people start 65 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:55.199 to actually believe that and before you know what, you're outnumbered by the noise 66 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:57.639 in the wave of people who are going that was rigged. So I don't 67 00:04:57.680 --> 00:05:01.279 think you can take that chance from a business. Oh yeah, yeah, 68 00:05:01.319 --> 00:05:04.240 but there's always a wrestling elements of these types of things, you know. 69 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:09.959 That undercard was it was Tyson Voice, Roy Jones Junior, and uh, 70 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:14.240 what's his name? Jake Paul was on the undercard. It was November of 71 00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:20.319 twenty twenty Middle Pandy Wow billed as the Lockdown Knockdown. Yes, give it 72 00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:25.040 too Well anyway, a couple of months from now, we're old frigging Mike 73 00:05:25.079 --> 00:05:29.000 Tyson and Jake Paul at at and D Stadium Wild It is a large day 74 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:30.680 of birthdays. Get to that in a second that I want to do this 75 00:05:30.720 --> 00:05:34.439 story real quick here, guys, n sew this on NBC five's website. 76 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:43.560 So there was a poll to five hundred people who describe themselves as Swifties. 77 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:46.759 Okay, now before you turn the channel out there, guys, this involves 78 00:05:46.759 --> 00:05:55.480 the Cowboys. Five hundred Swifties were given in a survey based on which current 79 00:05:55.560 --> 00:06:00.160 NFL players are the most attractive. Who are the ten sex gods of the 80 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:04.920 NFL according to five hundred Tailor swift fans. All right, so Kelsey is 81 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:10.759 number one? Number two, Travis Kelsey's number two. Yeah, and I'm 82 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:13.439 sure they showed him pictures, you know, and you know, okay, 83 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:17.439 Jason kelcey on there. No, Jason did not make the cut. Josh 84 00:06:17.480 --> 00:06:21.199 Allen's number one. Josh Allen came in at number fifteen. Danny will eat 85 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:28.680 my butt. That was a bad guess. Number one was Nick Bosa. 86 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:30.959 I'm sure they showed him pictures. It's all okay, So that doesn't I 87 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:34.360 would bet because their suckers for the long hair, even though his face is 88 00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:39.519 that of a boat. But didn't Nick Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence did nothing. 89 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:44.240 Well, he's not like the top of ten. Got he got most 90 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:47.160 attractive woman in the NFL. Didn't Nick Bosa get a dumb haircut? Recently? 91 00:06:47.519 --> 00:06:51.480 Trevor Lawrence is not j watt. Oh yeah, they showed him pictures 92 00:06:51.519 --> 00:06:58.480 of a fifty point Okay, Joey Bosa, good guess right, let's see 93 00:06:58.480 --> 00:07:01.199 here did Joey best week? I'm pulling it up in Joey Wisson. No, 94 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:04.199 all right, I got one. And because you said two hours ago, 95 00:07:04.240 --> 00:07:08.399 there's a cowboy on here, ce d Lamb, Ceedee Lamb not in 96 00:07:08.439 --> 00:07:14.040 the top ten. So they have Dak Dak is number five. Huh. 97 00:07:14.480 --> 00:07:16.720 I don't see Ceedee Lamb on the list. I'm looking at it. Maybe 98 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:24.279 they just didn't show it. They asked them Garoppolo. Still, so what 99 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:28.360 they showed them was the most popular players on a list of Like there was 100 00:07:28.399 --> 00:07:31.079 another poll that was done on you of the most popular contemporary football players. 101 00:07:31.319 --> 00:07:35.079 So then ask them to rank them. So they showed them one being the 102 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:40.839 least attractive, ten being the most attractive to determine the attractiveness. So Ceedee 103 00:07:40.879 --> 00:07:44.040 Lamb might not have been on that at the time. Uh so, Yeah, 104 00:07:44.360 --> 00:07:50.399 Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow is there. He is number four, number 105 00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:56.120 three was in the Super Bowl. He's married to a model or oh, 106 00:07:56.399 --> 00:08:01.879 Christian McCaffrey. Christian McCaffrey, DAK five, Number six gives off major Dad 107 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:11.879 Vibes quarterback Dad Vibes Blacko No, No, Dad Kirk Cousins, Kirk Cousins, 108 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:18.040 Yes, yeah, Christian Kirk. Number seven is Jamal Adams, Yeah, 109 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:22.720 weird. Patlan Hurts. JJ's gonna have a panic attack. Fourteen listen, 110 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:28.879 I understand this audience, So yeah, I was surprised. He surprised. 111 00:08:28.959 --> 00:08:31.279 Deck is on the five hundred fans. That's not who was? Braxton 112 00:08:31.320 --> 00:08:35.480 Barrius got in there at nine, Mike, he practice Barry is a handsome 113 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:39.720 dude. He is, and he's dating the other Colpo girl, right? 114 00:08:39.240 --> 00:08:43.000 Or was maybe he cheated on her? Weird say one Barkley ten. Uh, 115 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:46.759 let's see here. Amari Cooper slitting at number twelve. I was guest, 116 00:08:46.759 --> 00:08:52.360 Amari Cooper. Really, you're still number one? Right at sixteen? 117 00:08:52.440 --> 00:08:56.879 Number one's Nick Bosa. It is Nicks my bad. Jordan Love twenty mm 118 00:08:56.919 --> 00:09:01.000 hmmm. Jason Kelsey was No. Thirty seven. You're telling me Jalen Herts 119 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:05.120 did not make this list? Yeah? He was fourteen fourteen, top fifteen 120 00:09:05.159 --> 00:09:09.840 Are you serious? Fourteen? Yeah, Josh Allen fifteen two, sixteen, 121 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:16.240 trust Odell Beckham eighteen, Jared Goff thirty four, Trayvon Dick's thirty three. 122 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:22.960 Those are only two cowboys? Is mister c CD got in there? Sorry 123 00:09:22.960 --> 00:09:28.440 he was twenty nine, mister got in there. I think that's all the 124 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:33.200 cowboy names. I see. There's no on that list. Oh t Y 125 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:35.360 Hilton is eighty so they asked him back to This is a terrible list. 126 00:09:35.399 --> 00:09:39.559 Where Doug Free, Doug Free, He's in a cave. You really want 127 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:43.679 to know? Heasy in a cave. He's currently living in a cave. 128 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:46.960 I like Doug Free, a nice guy. He's a quiet guy, nice 129 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:50.759 guy, good dude. His birthday today, No, it's not his birthday 130 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:56.840 actually is on is in the summer months, like you even know that? 131 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:03.720 Okay, now what Starry with age Stung with age the Dead's first Franco Harris 132 00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:07.799 would have been seventy four, Riston Peace. Willard Scott would have been ninety. 133 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:11.519 What Willard Scott would have been ninety Willard Scott, you don't know? 134 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:15.960 Yeah, you said Wheelard's You said it weird, Willard? Yeah, well, 135 00:10:16.080 --> 00:10:20.000 Willard Scott, he just turned into Country Kevin for a second. Yeah, 136 00:10:20.039 --> 00:10:26.320 schmuckers right, Willard Scott, Smucker's old old lady birthdays. I am 137 00:10:26.399 --> 00:10:31.399 tired of her birthday. What's her name? It's Flossy Dickie's birthday. She's 138 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:35.840 one hundred and seventeen and I'm only seven years behind. Here's set, jam, 139 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:39.960 have a jam, but I am pretty popular. Weirdly, he made 140 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:45.240 more money than we'll ever make Nope, by standing in the park holding up 141 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:52.039 smuckers in reading birthdays. Sarah Sherman is thirty one. She is already a 142 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:54.879 top five SNL cast member of all time. For females don't even know who 143 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:58.399 she is, you should. What does she look like? Sarah Sherman. 144 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:05.399 She's got wild hair, but she okay. I saw her do the Ya 145 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:09.919 Colin Joe. That was funny. She's great where she was like fake Colin 146 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:13.639 Jostin or his daughter or something, and it was very funny. I'm serious. 147 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:18.440 Top five female cast member of SNL of all time. She's gonna be 148 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:24.879 behind Kate McKennon. She's gonna be behind Kristin Wig and your part. But 149 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:28.600 I think she's a past Scherio Terry. My male one is past heaven, 150 00:11:28.679 --> 00:11:33.279 so shut up, Barbara Cherio. Terry was a guest on The Mass Singer 151 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:37.399 last night. No heard that I do like Sarah Sherman, she's funny. 152 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:41.320 Brandon T. Jackson is forty. You might know him as Alpha Chino from 153 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:50.919 Tropic Thunder. Okay, Booty Sweat, Booty Sweat. Jenny Fisher fifty, 154 00:11:50.120 --> 00:11:58.080 Oh, really the villain of the office. Was that supposed to because she 155 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:05.720 cheated on Roy? She did cheating Roy. I'm not gonna know anything about 156 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:09.679 the Pam. She's not the villain. She's the villain of the office. 157 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:13.840 Hey, Jim, don't don't go chase your dreams, even if you have 158 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:18.240 to go live in Philadelphia for a while. She loved him, Kevin, 159 00:12:18.320 --> 00:12:20.559 Well, she could have gone with him. What was she doing making art? 160 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:24.960 Yeah, she was following her dreams, Kevin, but she was. 161 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:28.440 There should be room for both room for everybody's dreams here, Kevin. A 162 00:12:28.519 --> 00:12:33.320 relationship should be strong enough for both parties to chase their dreams. Former intern 163 00:12:33.320 --> 00:12:39.919 of mine related to Jennif Fisher by all accounts, wonderful woman. Kevin used 164 00:12:39.919 --> 00:12:43.879 to have an intern. Why would anyone give you an I've had more interns 165 00:12:43.879 --> 00:12:48.639 than anyone in the city. I promise more successful interns than anyone in the 166 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:52.799 city too. I don't know if you interns all have done amazing work. 167 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:58.480 Well, you did study as an intern under Rich Phillips. That is true, 168 00:12:58.519 --> 00:13:03.960 intern of what really Mike was brilliant, honestly the fact that he took 169 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:07.279 possession of his intern. I have like four interns that are hosting at a 170 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:13.799 station across town right now. Me too. It's crazy, full time jobs, 171 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:18.799 legit, it's kind of frustrating. One was a PD at a station 172 00:13:18.919 --> 00:13:22.840 in Houston. All right, just go name someone else's birthday. Why do 173 00:13:22.919 --> 00:13:26.320 Sikes is sixty? Okay, there you go, that's funny. Oh Assi 174 00:13:26.360 --> 00:13:31.919 there, David yes Man, Now, oh Assi, she's great. Joe 175 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:37.600 Carter's sixty three legend. Mike was soul made of Travis Kelce, Tennis Champ, 176 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:43.840 Ivan Lindy is sixty four, Yvon Lindall, yep, Von Lindall. 177 00:13:45.919 --> 00:13:48.919 Hey wait, so he didn't know who Von Lindall was when I made that 178 00:13:48.000 --> 00:13:52.519 joke. No, you didn't have that visual, because that's what makes it 179 00:13:52.559 --> 00:13:58.240 funny, is it's Evon Old. Did I say Ivan Lindy? Yeah, 180 00:13:58.279 --> 00:14:01.240 it's just a typo on my part. But you couldn't just yeah, you 181 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:05.600 couldn't try to deduce that. Well, I'm not. He was in his 182 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:09.759 prime before I was born all the time when you need to not look stupid. 183 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:13.399 I okay, out there, how many of you know? You guys 184 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:20.559 know Von Lindall was. Everyone knows exactly who Von Lindall is. You used 185 00:14:20.639 --> 00:14:22.720 to work at a sports station. Why don't you guys volleying in tennis? 186 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:26.240 Short right now? And I made a hilarious joke with a big build up, 187 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:28.799 and the punchline was Von Lyndall. And right now I'm realizing that you 188 00:14:28.840 --> 00:14:31.639 didn't even understand that. I did understand the joke, the joke of a 189 00:14:31.679 --> 00:14:37.360 meek guy peering over Taylor Swift to get icon. There nothing about the great 190 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:41.919 Von Lindall so funny across the net from Avon Lindall. Yeah, you're looking 191 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:43.360 at him. When you got a guy, you got one hundred and twenty 192 00:14:43.399 --> 00:14:46.639 eight mile an hour hour serve, he headed straight for your sack. You're 193 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:50.879 looking at check kills meet. So funny that he would have been porking Travis 194 00:14:50.960 --> 00:14:58.480 Kelcey. Travis Kelcey is waving the Taylor to move out of the most part 195 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:01.600 hands or not for you move. There's Yvonne line. I think that's like 196 00:15:01.639 --> 00:15:05.559 me looking at at the internet and going, oh, this died five years 197 00:15:05.600 --> 00:15:11.399 ago. Uh. Bart Reynolds, right, yeah, Bart Reynolds died. 198 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:13.240 Oh well, that's Burt Reynolds. Danny, Oh well, I never heard 199 00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:20.360 of him. Act like god, household name. Everyone knows who the lentil 200 00:15:20.440 --> 00:15:24.480 machine is. When you live in a house made of weeds, heus, 201 00:15:24.519 --> 00:15:31.240 we will be ivan beans for all I care. Okay, whose are the 202 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:35.879 triple reference things from way in the past. We're young, burgeoning audience. 203 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:41.200 This is radio. Somebody get this man a special test. Brian Cranston sixty 204 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:48.120 eight. Okay. I saw him do a network live on stage on Broadway. 205 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:50.399 That was awesome, very very cool. He was great. He's a 206 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:58.679 master thespian, Mikey captivating, Yeah, legitimate, excellent actor. Uh wide 207 00:15:58.720 --> 00:16:04.240 receiver Lynn Swann. You sure it's not pronounced lines swam? Yeah, okay, 208 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:10.519 let it go, jesus, Jeff Burrows, what do you mean let 209 00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:12.480 it go? It's like a minute old. You can't just oh, that's 210 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:15.440 all news. We're talking about the upcoming seasons like this, this is the 211 00:16:15.440 --> 00:16:19.679 press conference. I could have poked holes in any anything, and I just 212 00:16:19.759 --> 00:16:23.639 let it ride. Name one thing that holes could have been poked in in 213 00:16:23.679 --> 00:16:29.679 my when in a spectacular run of broadcast to Todays at six am. Danny's 214 00:16:29.720 --> 00:16:34.240 Perfect Today, Yeah, really crushing it, very virulent. I admitted my 215 00:16:34.279 --> 00:16:37.080 mistake immediately and said it's a hard word to pronounce. I don't know how 216 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:40.120 to pronounce it. Mikey looked it up when you did the research. I 217 00:16:40.159 --> 00:16:44.320 didn't. I'm tired of this discussion, like I don't make mistakes like that, 218 00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:51.120 Ivan Lindy, Ivan Lindy, We're going to replay that tomorrow. Kay, 219 00:16:51.159 --> 00:16:53.320 I'm gonna keep reverencing young people that you guys don't know about. Go 220 00:16:53.399 --> 00:16:56.639 for it. We won't just attempt to read their names casually. I know 221 00:16:56.679 --> 00:17:03.080 because I do it at those birthdays. So much talk back so the iHeartRadio 222 00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:08.759 app. Hey, I'm Mike Typhan calling to let you know that my next 223 00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:12.640 fight is not just a matchup between a Medicare recipient then a man who's barely 224 00:17:12.680 --> 00:17:15.599 old enough to rent a car, but it's also a charity event. For 225 00:17:15.640 --> 00:17:18.319 example, on the undercard, we're going to raise money for the troops by 226 00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:22.440 having Jason and Travis Kelsey split a case of beer and then bloods in a 227 00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:25.920 World War two vent. And in the coming event, we'll have Luka Dancic 228 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:29.119 and Joey chest and not engaged in a hot dog eating contest. We're beating 229 00:17:29.119 --> 00:17:32.200 the tar out of an insulin deprived Wolford Brimley in order to raise money for 230 00:17:32.279 --> 00:17:37.559 type two diabetes. I think he's dead. That guy's good. Hey guys, 231 00:17:38.160 --> 00:17:44.119 every tim shocking. Hey guys, no matter the character, real quick, 232 00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:45.160 I want to say, hey, guys, what do you have to 233 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:52.319 yesterday? Hideki Matsuyama your buddy. Yes, it's reported that he didn't play 234 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:56.440 his back tightness. Oh right now four under just jamming. Okay, he 235 00:17:57.119 --> 00:18:02.119 did the thing. He got out of something by faking an injury. Yes, 236 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:07.119 why aren't people doing that? More? Hi, this is Deme Moore. 237 00:18:07.720 --> 00:18:14.400 This message is for Danny. I'm staying at the W under the alias 238 00:18:14.960 --> 00:18:19.640 chastity Umguzzler. If you show up with a plate of Ribbys and a can 239 00:18:19.640 --> 00:18:26.799 of whipped cream, I can be yours unless I get an email from Kevin 240 00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:32.519 Gostner. Damn it, he got me again. That was coming. I 241 00:18:32.680 --> 00:18:38.440 didn't chastity Umguzzler, just email her emailer. I wonder what her email is. 242 00:18:40.200 --> 00:18:44.599 Look, I'm not gonna let that go. John Ham's Intown we looked 243 00:18:44.599 --> 00:18:48.039 it up. The cast. Demi Moore is in town. Dude, Danny, 244 00:18:48.519 --> 00:18:52.680 Demi dem Goo, let's go the hottest couple for the summer of twenty 245 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:56.359 twenty four. It could just be a flang, a Texas fling. You 246 00:18:56.359 --> 00:19:00.480 don't think she's looking for that, dude. It's a new Brandelina. It 247 00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:04.240 can be if you just have some confidence, which I know you have plenty 248 00:19:04.279 --> 00:19:07.680 of inside of you. I do, and we just then after that, 249 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:11.640 we just need a nice outfit, a balloon and a rose and into the 250 00:19:11.720 --> 00:19:19.359 lobby we send you. It's the new Laughleck Lopez athlete are trying to what 251 00:19:19.440 --> 00:19:22.759 are the other famous couple names? Rarely do I do this, but you 252 00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:29.759 got another talk back. I filmed a scene with h John Hamm yesterday in 253 00:19:30.200 --> 00:19:33.559 downtown for or Sundance Square. The whole place, pretty much, the whole 254 00:19:33.559 --> 00:19:41.680 Sunnett Square. They had maybe one hundred people filming one big scene. It 255 00:19:41.759 --> 00:19:45.359 was pretty cool. All right, Yeah, it's going down. I thought 256 00:19:45.400 --> 00:19:48.920 that was heading towards some sort of jopp They really did. They shot in 257 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:52.359 Sunday Square. She was a part of it. We're not just a bunch 258 00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:56.160 of laughs. We're serious. Is there's the talk back you call in live 259 00:19:56.240 --> 00:20:00.200 we have questions? Was Demi Moore in this scene? Yeah, I have 260 00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:03.480 a headshot. I need to get to her. Yeah. Danny has an 261 00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:07.119 autographed headshot on the back of the heart with a cool haircut, a piece 262 00:20:07.119 --> 00:20:12.440 of macaroni art on a paper plate that he made. Just play it a 263 00:20:12.640 --> 00:20:18.559 KVO. This is the snake in your backyard. And the other day I 264 00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:22.279 got a phone to kick with you, buddy, How dare you tear my 265 00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:29.000 house up? I was there minding my own business, sleeping, and this 266 00:20:29.200 --> 00:20:33.880 giant douchebag comes up and runs me out of my house. How would you 267 00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:37.799 feel if I did the same to you? You better watch your back, 268 00:20:37.799 --> 00:20:44.920 buddy. Okay, damn, that was a threat. Giantcheg come around with 269 00:20:44.920 --> 00:20:53.440 a shovel. My uncle who lives out in Feeblelol. He got hit by 270 00:20:53.440 --> 00:21:00.799 a tornado one time and he was in the bathtub drinking his bathtub gin and 271 00:21:02.079 --> 00:21:07.160 next thing you know, he wakes up and downtown for or but naked. 272 00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:15.319 It was wild, Wow, tornado. I thought he was about to make 273 00:21:15.400 --> 00:21:19.960 a recent Oscar nominee reference, was about to make a Saltburn reference, but 274 00:21:21.000 --> 00:21:25.799 he said gin back took gin you know, we're hope is for me. 275 00:21:26.759 --> 00:21:33.400 You know, we're giving away tickets to go see some hot garbage. Luke 276 00:21:33.240 --> 00:21:42.039 crying kids here, full out boy, eat my butt, you know, 277 00:21:42.279 --> 00:21:48.839 like I don't care. One of the best things I've heard in a while. 278 00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:52.440 Ninja Sex Party. I don't know if you know it, but check 279 00:21:52.480 --> 00:21:56.039 it out. Okay, that's a drug dye, that's wild. I will 280 00:21:56.079 --> 00:22:00.720 say. Ninja Sex Party is dope. That they're a band, they're cool. 281 00:22:00.839 --> 00:22:03.599 Yeah, I'll find something in a minute. Hey, these bullet trained 282 00:22:03.599 --> 00:22:07.880 people just need to start projects like I do. Just start it. Don't 283 00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:11.880 plan, just start. Somebody get out there right now next to I thirty 284 00:22:11.880 --> 00:22:15.839 five he and just start putting railroad tracks down. Okay. Yeah, you're 285 00:22:15.839 --> 00:22:21.480 gonna make about fourteen hundred trips to the home improvement store, cussing the whole 286 00:22:21.599 --> 00:22:23.920 time. Probably get a little fire with your wife because she's trying to ahead, 287 00:22:25.000 --> 00:22:27.480 dude, but whatever, but just get it done. Just start. 288 00:22:27.880 --> 00:22:30.880 I mean, we'll figure it out as we go. That is sort of 289 00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:33.359 the point I was making. Yeah, somebody, just get out there and 290 00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:37.039 start it. Just do it, Just start it. Take matters into your 291 00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:41.079 own hands. You gotta knock down Reunion Tower. Knock it down and knock 292 00:22:41.119 --> 00:22:44.759 it down. Hey, boys, I was on a plane this weekend, 293 00:22:44.799 --> 00:22:47.960 and I guess the bolts were tight, because definitely no one got sucked off. 294 00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:49.880 But man, did I try? Call me a dust devil? As 295 00:22:49.920 --> 00:22:53.799 long as the dust is, you know, dongs? Speaking of getting sucked 296 00:22:53.839 --> 00:22:56.880 up, I want to wish my wife a happy fourth wedding anniversary. She 297 00:22:57.039 --> 00:23:00.559 puts up with me, loving men and base paint and sweaty tights more than 298 00:23:00.559 --> 00:23:04.240 I'll ever love her. Anyways, boys, thirty days away from WrestleMania. 299 00:23:04.319 --> 00:23:08.480 That's showcasey the Mortals. Mike, I love your f and buns more than 300 00:23:08.519 --> 00:23:15.079 I'll ever love her. Call me the dust devil. He's amazing. Hey, 301 00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:18.240 we are thirty days away from the Showcase of the Immortals. Boys, 302 00:23:18.559 --> 00:23:21.920 it is mape. We should do a recap of the top thirty matches in 303 00:23:21.960 --> 00:23:25.319 WrestleMania history. We can do it every single day. You know, it'll 304 00:23:25.319 --> 00:23:29.960 probably take two segments per Yeah, that feels like which always played the audio 305 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:33.599 of the whole match. That feels like COVID era content. But no, 306 00:23:33.960 --> 00:23:38.559 we'll talk about it, Okay. That are Von Lindall's greatest Wimbledon moments. 307 00:23:38.680 --> 00:23:41.160 We'll be back tomorrow about the lady that had the kids in the car. 308 00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:45.039 We gotta go, We got light time. Where was that time we twitched 309 00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:49.640 stuff? Tomorrow we'll have a Jeopardy Tournament of Champions contestant Jared Watson beck On 310 00:23:49.759 --> 00:23:53.359 for a quick follow up because he is on tonight Watch over Night DFW man. 311 00:23:53.359 --> 00:23:57.240 Who's our new friend? He's a tournament champions. Tonight MAVs Austro's preview. 312 00:23:57.440 --> 00:24:00.160 MAVs started six. Well, so much smart fun stuff on a Friday. 313 00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:03.960 Dudes, all right for JJ, for Mike, for dantingum Kevin, 314 00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:07.880 Mike, send us home with your signature catchphrase, it's catching on. Don't 315 00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:11.359 speed in the left lane, and just tip twenty percent. Man, they're 316 00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:15.920 out there working hard. Take care of these people. Bye, build the trade.