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Welcome to soft Core History. Hello, and welcome to Softcore History. My

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name is Jake Goldman. I'll be
your host for this week. I'm joined,

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as always by my two very special
co hosts, Dan Jester, Rob

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Fox. Happy New Year, guys, happiness is it new Year? Now?

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It is? Oh, that's great. I'm so glad. I knew

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that we're in the time vacuum of
pre recorded episode, so I don't know

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fuck is going? What day is
it? What year is it? Yeah?

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This episode is ever like I don't
know where I am. I don't

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know where I'm at. It doesn't
matter what You're eight episodes in the last

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three days or so. Yeah,
something just ridiculous like that, because we

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want to work over the holidays.
If you are, I can't. Oh,

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yeah, you're gonna be in Portugal, so can catch a big wave,

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one hundred foot wave. Man,
Now it's gonna be like sixty degrees.

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I'm not going in the water sixty
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you'd die with that attitude. I
don't know how it translates because I know

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zero. Well, it's Portuguese is
freezing and celsius so that's thirty two.

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Yeah, but then like I don't
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degrees. Sixty's a lot. It's
sixty would be like, uh, maybe

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two hundred degrees, because one hundred
is the temperature. Water boils at one

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hundred. But you would say like
because one is like algorithmic, right though,

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right, So like zero is freezing, thirty is like seventy five eighty,

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and then sixties a million because it's
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right or like the I'm pretty sure
Sigima scale. I'm pretty sure sixty Celsius

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is going to be like two hundred
degrees. It's not. No, one

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hundred is boiling. One hundred degrees
Celsius is twelve. It's to twelve,

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right, so half of that would
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one hundred. Yeah, it's death
Valley. So that's yeah, Saudi Arabia,

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and it's worst fucking day, bit
of a sauna situation. Not too

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bad, A hell of a Christmas
sixty degrees Celsius. I got Christmas on

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the app back oi because it's it's
not really Christmas there. It's summer there.

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Yeah, it's summer in Australia I
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They don't celebrate it. They should
move it to June twenty fifth, absolutely

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should Why are you doing Christmas an
island of prisoners? They should worship Satan.

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Anyway, I agree the Australians talk
slow. They took great. You're

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shitting on them for talking slow.
There was like just five seconds. I

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as if I did it intentionally.
Oh yeah, that's how Australians sound.

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I talk. They say it themselves. They talk pretty lazily. I have

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had a drunk accent. I have
had multiple Anglos tell me that they hate

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listening. Maybe it's mostly English,
Irish, Scottish, but they hate listening

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to Americans talk because we talk slow, because we talk slow. We do

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talk slow. I talk way slower
than a fucking brit or not. It

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was an Irish guy telling me that
he's like, fucking listen to my girlfriend's

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God because I'll just be on the
phone and it'll be like yeah, and

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the store is crowded. Eay,
that's will good. One will be calm

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for everyone at home. That's Rob
doing an irishman doing a English or an

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American American. Yeah, yeah,
it's incredible, great work. I loved

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it. Yeah, Rob does voices, he's the voice guy. Welcome to

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I'm gonna have to cut that?
Why? Because it's for the patreon members,

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but they can't. You have to
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It's no, it still works.
Then bleep it out. Bleep it

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out, but leave the rest in
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fun behind the curtains situation. Anyway. Yeah, bleep the bleep, the

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code out. Anyway, great weekend. How about you, guys? What

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are you guys doing? I don't
give a shit to talk about your kids

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in the episode what are we doing? Are we for real? Kind of?

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Are we for real? Right now? We're five minutes in, baby,

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I want to hear your I want
to hear some history. No,

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absolutely not, all right, yeah, fuck it. Today we're talking about

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an animal. He's big and scary. Dan also did an animal episode.

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Yeah I heard, I heard our
cycles are SYNCD up. Yeah, no,

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apparently they are. And we're all
having PMS right now. Yeah,

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because you're being mean. He's being
mean. We've been together way too often

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the last couple of days. Do
you have ever like, just lived in

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close quarters with someone you know and
their jokes just keep getting funnier. You

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can't, Yeah, you can't.
You can't just scream at them? Well

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you what else? Was a nightmare? Quite like the beginning of this episode.

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What the Japanese people's lives in nineteen
fifteen, specifically in one town?

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It's pretty bad? What what wildlife
is in Japan? That's that terrifying?

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Oh you're not aware? Well I'll
tell you, I'm not fucking aware.

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I guess some sort of bear.
Yeah, they have big bears over there.

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Oh yeah, I didn't know that. Like it seemed like Japan to

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me, seems like England, Like
how do they have anything but frogs and

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raccoons? Yeah, yeah, No, I think Japan. They actually have

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pokemon over there. They've they've got
animals. You wouldn't believe, like a

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wheedle would just uppear and sting you, butterfree for sure. Yeah, and

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that's a poisonous pokemon. I just
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think Japan, not the temperate climate. I mean it's hot. Actually it

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does get hot. I know it's
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hot places have weird bugs sometimes,
no, most times, but it's not

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it's not the same as like Thailand
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wouldn't it be What do you mean
why wouldn't be. It's further north.

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It's well, it's further north,
but I mean, like it's still hot.

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I know, it just feels like
a more temperate climate. But I'm

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wrong, it could be wrong.
I think we're wrong. Anyway, We're

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not even talking about temperate. Rob
sounds confident. Someone trust him. Yeah,

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you know what, Rob's right?
And also, I was just gonna

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say the only the only animal I
ever ever heard of from Japan specifically,

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are those cute monkeys that take baths
with each other. Okay, well,

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according to Rob, there's no bears
in Japan, so we might as well

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say there was no bears in Japan. I just said, I don't feel

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like there's a there's no pan frightening
fauna in Japan. There are japan has

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monkeys. I actually didn't know that
the little monkeys that take baths together.

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Hold on you, Japanese monkeys that
take baths together, you might get some

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very racist porn. I think what
we're learning is I have no idea what

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wild life in Japan's like. Japanese
monkeys that take baths together. Yeah,

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OK, the real thing. They
snow monkeys. They they oh yes,

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the jigo kunda sorry, jigo kudani
monkey. Oh no, they're snow monkeys.

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Yeah, the macaws, mccos whatever, and they just take baths together.

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Yeah, no, that's cool.
Well they got bears, guys.

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So over the course of six snowy
days between December ninth and fifteenth and nineteen

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fifteen, the small pie in your
village of san Kabetsu Rokusan, Sawa faced

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a monster that was unrelenting in its
terror. This was a tear that they

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had to deal with earlier in the
year, but it returned with plans to

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fuck these people up. It was
a Japanese Eso brown bear. So the

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Japanese Ezo brown bear, they can
get pretty fucking big. Yeah, I'm

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looking it up right now, they
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fuck you up in general. Yeah, not to be confused with like a

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grizzly bear. Like. This thing
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so it's massive, Like I think
one of the larger ones is ten feet

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tall and twelve hundred pounds. Yeah, so they're they're monster bears, you

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know, like big motherfuckers, right, the Assuri brown bear. Is that

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another way to say it? Yes? Okay U s s U R I.

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I googled what you said and it
switched to you sorry for some reason.

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Yeah, there's there's multiple. There's
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believe it is one that comes up
as well for it. Okay, if

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you're looking at the disambiguation of this
kind of brown bear. There's multiple sports.

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Well, the Russian brown bear is
a very talented animal. Yeah,

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they actually floated over to Japan on
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The well, the seal was carrying
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They're riding a motorcycle. They're like
evil canieval. They hit a ramp

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and they just went over the water. Yeah, it's it's actually it's a

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really thin canal. It's a really
thin canal separating Russian Japan. But yeah,

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that's one of those areas of interest
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going on in that spot where it
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an inlet. Uh, it's this
is miss It's it's miss it's miss.

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Uh. You gotta imagine China's doing
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the seas. I'm a big go
online and look at maps for a few

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hours kind of guy. Oh,
and I love to do I actually love

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to creep on like the really far
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oh, yeah, what's going on
out there? It's weird. Man.

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Well, they all have dash cam
so you know what's going on.

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Well, they do all have dash
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an insurance thing over there? I
bet it is. There's no way they

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even have insurance. Probably don't,
but they probably have like some sort of

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system for dealing with that because they
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it's the whole Uh, you need
video evidence in case somebody comes after you

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in the government. Perhaps maybe that
I bet you, Like, would you

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even need insurance if everyone had camps
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it, like who is at fault? We should just what if we just

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surveilled everyone all the time. Oh
that's a great idea. Yeah, that's

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what I feel like. No one. I feel like no one should have

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a dash camp. Maybe we call
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Patriot Act. Maybe I think liberty
sounds better. Yeah, okay, it's

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time to be free anyway. Yeah, this Iso brown Bear, he just

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wanted to make this Japanese town's life
the worst it could ever Possibly that was

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his intention. I don't know if
he had was his intention just not I'm

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hungry His intention was more well,
yeah, it was well filed out he

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was planning it for years. Think
about it. Imagine if you walked out

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into your backyard he had a bulletin
board and you saw a family of pizzas

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just running around, and you're like, you know what, I'm gonna come

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out here twice a day. Yeah, take a couple of slices. Now

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those here's the thing, spoiler.
You're a bear and those pizzas are humans

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and those slices are limbs. No, No, that's personal, panda.

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Are you getting pizza every day though? You gotta watch your figure? Yeah?

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Not as a bear. You hibernate
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that. You don't watch your figures, it'll burn it off and sleep.

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Yeah. Uh. The Eeso brown
bear is actually predominantly vegetarian. That's why

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this is so interesting. Okay,
so he's killing for sport. They will

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eat meat if they have to,
if they feel like, if they feel

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provoked, they can't eat or omnivore. Right, it isn't omnivore, but

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it's primarily vegetarian diet. Okay,
So like it will if it has to,

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but more or less, it's eating
a lot of berries. He treats

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himself again and stuff like that.
And it's a fun like how much that

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many fucking berries use a fucking bear
have to eat? Think about it,

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like think about the giant animals and
think about like deer and fucking other animals

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hurt animals that eat that much,
and they only eat berries and shit,

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Like it makes sense, right,
Like there's so many berries out there,

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Yeah, but they don't eat those
animals eat like grass and shit where it's

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just like everywhere berries like berries and
nuts and stuff. Yeah, and like

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I mean you gotta think too though, Like there's a lot of berries.

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There's a lot more berries that are
edible to like a bear than us.

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Yeah, fair, Like think about
juniperber's covered in berries. Yeah, like

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yeah, they're munching on berries that
if we ate, we'd die on a

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bus? Would we would just be
throwing up? Yeah? Oh yeah,

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just a call back, Yeah right, super tramp Hell yeah, fuck that

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guy. I hate that guy so
much. But yeah, it all started.

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It originally started before things even really
started. Things started in November of

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nineteen fifteen, when the bear arrived
at the Akida family house. The family

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horse was loudly spooked by the surprise
encounter with the bear, but the bear

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fled after taking only harvested corn.
So he was just looking for some food,

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just wanted some stuff. It's hungra
fair enough. But yeah, at

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the time the time he was in
Sankabetsu, it was newly settled, so

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encroachment by wild animals was pretty common. No one really noticed it. They

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were just like another bear or whatever. Yeah, so what was the name

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of the town? What the name
of the town is? Sankabetsu, Rokusen,

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Sawa, good luck? Yeah?
Do you want me to smell it

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Google? It's eleven miles from the
coast of Japan. It's up north,

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Okay, Yeah, it's I just
am curious what even it wasn't settled at

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this point in time. It's nineteen
fifteen in Japan. That's like being like,

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yeah, I was a part of
Scotland that no one had found yet.

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Japan is much bigger than Scotland.
I'd get it, but it's still

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people. Yeah, Japan is humongous, dude. Japan is like the size

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of the entire the entire eastern seaboard
of the United States. That's fine,

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But Scotland is not Scotland. But
Scotland's part of that English Isle, right,

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So I'm just saying like, oh, part of this island that people

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have lived on for two thousand years, I think four thousand. No,

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like the English, the land of
Britain is significantly smaller than Japan. Is

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still surprising me. Okay, they
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I mean fair enough, but yeah, I think this place is a little

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bit more desolate spot in Japan.
Have we even filled out all the corners

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in this country? No, in
like North Dakota. I mean there's people.

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I guess there's people in every state, but no, there's not people

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in every part of the country.
Now there's very remote parts of the country.

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There's so much of this country that
is just Barren's true, and my

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neighborhood is only a year old.
Yeah, you just drive through it on

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the highway. We were going.
We were thinking about putting camps out.

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You know what, now that you
mentioned this, the homeless camps, isn't

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that what Trump said? Just put
them out there, put them out in

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the desert. They get them to
want to go, Like, you can't

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force you can max it. You
gotta remind him though, It's like,

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hey, you can't force them to
be there's no resources there like, hey,

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man, I hope you can make
electricity work. Here's some tents.

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Figure it out. People. They
are homeless. But if there's no electricity,

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yeah, you just the smartphones are
going to you just lie to them

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and tell them that, like building
a house will get you high, and

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they'll build, dude, an incredible
house. High on life. Yeah,

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the biggest scam of them all.
You kind of just give them a couple

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of resources, some building supplies,
and then meth done. Yeah, well

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the meth would really help. I
mean, dude, some of those we've

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looked at them before on other shows, the like literal two and three story

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tent encampments. It's nuts, dude, the castles that they build. I

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saw, I saw you. I
was in Portland, Oregon. I saw

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something under a bridge with us a
garage. It had a car. That's

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incredible. It was fucking insane.
You give a homeless camp twelve shopping carts,

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they're building a skyscraper. Yeah so
if not a transformer fucking Meggas or

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Yeah, anyway, the thing goes
and steal some corn. People like oh,

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you know, Gorn disappears sometimes we
have wild animals out here. But

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a couple days later On November twentieth, nineteen fifteenth, the bear reappeared.

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Worrying about the safety of the horse, the head of the Akida family called

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on his second son, camm Me
Tarro, and two hunters from his own

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village. In a neighboring village,
they prepared for the bear to reappear once

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more. I love the note that
he called on his second son. You

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don't send your you don't send your
first one out there. It's like for

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this, I didn't realize that second
son meant like front lines. Yeah,

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can you imagine? So we call
a finn job in my family, Finch,

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there's a noise. Fin's like eight, You're like, Finn, go

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downstairs. Check he does that?
Now? Yeah, he just yeats his

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baby and the intruder. He just
rolls them out the door of the bedroom

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door. Oh man, I wouldn't
put it pass rob So and then Courtney

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takes Rory to the closet and feeds
him chocolate. This is right, Yeah,

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brushes his hair. Yeah, Hey, you're the best son. You're

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the oldest boy, which is insane. So yeah, the bear. They

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waited around for ten days for this
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stalwart We're gonna get this fucking bear. Yeah. So when the bear reappeared

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on November thirtieth, they shot at
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this will be a very recurring theme
with this bear and people trying to kill

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it. You see, this bear
is no dumb bear. It might in

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fact be smarter than the average bear. Hey ooo, yeah, it's this

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is interesting. I don't maybe I
have read about this before and don't remember

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it, but I don't remember this
ever being a thing with a bear,

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Like I I have read about tigers
doing this, like literally holding grudges in

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India. Yeah. Yeah, and
elephants do it too. Elephant you just

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terrorize in town. But like,
I've never heard of a bear do this

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before. So the War's saying,
though, is people that actually go bear

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hunting with bows? Yeah, because
people are what you one. Bows aren't

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meant like to instant kill anything.
No, So I don't understand what the

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how many arrows are you shooting?
That's what I want to piste off.

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Bear charging at me right. If
I hit it just right, it'll expel

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all the blood from its heart and
it's anger Like, that's just not what

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I'm trying to do. I won't
even go bear hunting with a gun.

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No, what do you do?
Like, honestly, what's the end game

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in that too? Like you're getting
mauled to death by the bear and you're

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just at least my wife and kids. Well no real land then, but

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then like your your kids are fatherless
and your wife's getting drilled by a guy

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named fucking Greg. Now, dude, fuck Greg. I don't think you're

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going bear hunting because you love your
wife. You're doing it because your local.

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You're getting away from your wife.
I think you're so she can have

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time with. But then you get
too far away from your wife and because

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you get sent to hell because you're
the bear murdered you. Well, God

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doesn't like losers. No, God
hates people that lose the animals, not

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a single cancer page. You know
what the biggest sin is? What losing

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to a lower animal? Yeah,
if you get killed by an animal,

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you've not fulfilled your duty as top
of the face. Well, what if

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you lose to an animal that's not
even a predator? Oh, like a

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fucking spider or something. Butters are
kind of predator still, even like I

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would say a squirrel. Oh,
you get taken out by a squirrel or

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like a beaver, straight to hell
like a mosquitos. A little mosquito gets

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you. No, a beaver just
like kids, your jugular just nix your

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your ephemeral artery. Yeah, yeah, that's what they That happened to somebody.

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Yeah, that's a there's a video
of it. Dude, that guy's

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in hell. Yeah, mosquito,
little mosquito. Well, I don't count

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it if it's malaria, malaria,
that's a West Nile. But if you

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die specifically from the bite, just
the bite itself, you gratch it and

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you out. Yeah. Yeah,
Like if it's not from like some communicable

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disease, because that's a different thing. You didn't die from the mosquito anyway.

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When the bear reappeared on November thirtieth, three shot and field to kill

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it, and like I said,
this would be a common theme. So

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the next morning they followed the bear's
footprints, which led down to Mount Onishika.

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Along the trail, the hunting party
discovered blood stains, but a snowstorm

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forced them to turn back. The
blood stains led the party to conclude that

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the bear, are now injured,
would no longer raid the settlements, which

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is as far as I know,
and I'm concerned with things like this.

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If I don't see a body,
Yeah, if there ain't no body,

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there ain't no body. There aren't
no crime. The ain't nobody get it.

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Yeah, it's a quote from Banner
Brothers. I think it's like there

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ain't no body, then there ain't
no body fucking dead. Oh nice?

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Miss that? Yeah and uh yeah
for about a week all was good.

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That is such a classic like horror
movie trope too. It's like it must

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be dead, but we have to
turn back the snowstorm. It's it's all

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horror movie trope. Yeah, this
entire thing is a horror movie trope.

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It I'm surprised that we don't have
a movie about it. Yeah, it's

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Cocaine Bear essentially not Cocaine Bear has
kind of there's a lot of movies about

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this in Japan. That that's what's
geta ask. Yeah, there's Japanese movies

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about so we're due. Yeah,
that's all japan mags is horror movies,

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bear movies and Godzilla kaiju? Is
that what they're called kaiju? Have you

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seen the new Godzilla? Godzillas?
I don't know what are those Onesvilla the

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show there's a new movie that came
Oh no, by a Japanese guy.

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It's supposed to be really good,
like a new Godzilla. He said,

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New Godzilla. What are you talking
about the like I think you're talking about

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the HBO show. No, Russell
Wyatt, No, it's a Japanese movie

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or Russell that's in the Godzilla verse. Monarch. Yeah, I don't know.

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I haven't seen it. I like
the old Godzilla movies though, But

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yeah, So they were right for
about a week and then they were wrong

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pretty much from there on out.
The bear was really upset. Bear's furious.

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Bears really mad about being shot.
So nine days later, on December

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ninth, nineteen fifteen, at ten
thirty am, the giant brown bear turned

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up at the home of the Ota
family. A Mayu, who was the

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farmer, Otho's wife, and Assumi
Mikio, a baby being cared for by

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Mayo. We're at the house.
Oh no, do you think the bears

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just sharpening his claws like already a
stark just saying names, yeah, that

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he's about to take out. It's
a long list, and it's a lot

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of their long Japanese names. Bears, a Japanese bear. It speaks.

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Oh, that's true. He's getting
them off quick. He's rattling around.

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He's not like me, like,
uh, Hasumi Mikio, right, he

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knows he's Yeah. But if he's
a Chinese bear, actually, well,

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fun do you say that he was
programmed by the Chinese? I was gonna

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say it was a sayo, No, this is the bear never existed.

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This actually, this is what starts
the Sino Japanese War, the Japanese invade

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if they find out that the bear
was sent by the Chinese, or that's

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instead of soldier guys, they just
sending bears. Yeah, it was actually

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just a guy in the soup.
When do we get to the point where

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we just send in our animals to
fight. We already trained dolphins to disarm

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bombs. This animal would be a
good one. Uh, water mines.

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This thing's only natural predator is a
Siberian tiger. It is a Siberian tiger

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even a natural predator of this bear, because they exist in Russia too.

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I know, but I mean,
like they're not fighting each other. There's

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records of them fighting wild But is
the tiger trying to eat the bear?

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Is the tiger like bears prey it's
more competition. It's not. It's it's

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a competition of equals. But the
Siberian tiger has the leg up. That's

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fine. I just don't think the
tigers like routinely hunting it. They're not

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like it's more territorial. I mean, I know the tigers more limber,

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has a better, A better way
to put it, would be the only

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thing that kills these things are tigers. But the bears are huge. The

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bears are huge. Tigers are big
too, But tiger yeahs like sneakily strong

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tigers are the real like king of
the jungle. Oh yeah, tigers,

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Lions, No, no thanks,
tigers. The only thing I feel like

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that could take a Siberian tiger potentially
would be a polar bear, which is

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the largest and predator on earth.
So why does nobody use bowlar bears or

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even tigers for their inspirational quotes.
It's always a line. There's always a

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line an some dumb bird. Yeah, who would get that tattooed on them?

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Because polar bears have somehow been conflated
with with like sweet animals. Yeah,

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I'm getting an eagle tattooed on Have
you heard about this? Have you

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heard about this. No, I
don't think you told me. You know,

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you didn't tell me eagle. Yeah, you told me about that.

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Well, but this is out.
I have an eagle tattoo. It is

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an eagle tating. By the time
this is out, it's on his shoulder.

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And he told me that he's having
he had like, okay, I

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say this part about the AI,
what about it? He had a I

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do the picture. Yeah, all
my tattoos, IM make an AI first

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and I give it to the I
was saying, one, I think that's

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really cool too. I was saying, when the robots take over, Yeah,

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they're going to recognize their art be
like, yeah, he's good,

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he's mocked. Yeah, but actually
that's just gonna mean like they're gonna think

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it's a brand. And you're saying, like, they're going to send you

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to a comp your slave mask,
I'm just cattle yeaheah. They're just gonna

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be like and then this one,
this one goes to Mid Journey, send

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him to the Mid Journey plantation.
You just make content. I'm fine with

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that. Yeah, I'd rather be
a cyborgan. Just work for the computers

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anyway, they know what they're doing. I imagine they're gonna be way more.

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We'll just get to the point.
Yeah, like cut to the chase.

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It's gonna happen eventually. I just
tell us what to do computer.

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Let the computers run everything, and
all we do is make wiener jokes on

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TikTok yep and then try to find
a sense of purpose each other, food

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and fuck yeah, oh no.
Have there been less horrible things or more

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horrible things? Yeah? Europe's way
ahead of us. What being useless?

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Yeah, yeah, they're crushing me. They're killing it. I don't know

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if you're aware of it, but
they're They're had a head start since nineteen

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forty six. I know. But
I'm saying Daddy took over we uh No,

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that was a trick they played on
us to think, and they were

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like, oh you want the big
job via tie the things we've been learn

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for our trip to Portugal, just
be aware that some of these spots and

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some of these things like drivers,
transportation, everything, they might not be

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up, Like people just might not
show up to work. Yeah, it's

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like, I guess that's fine.
Up in the morning, like like what

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today won't could? It's an easier
life. I love that life. Life.

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They make less money than the United
surgeon doesn't feel like working that fucking

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day, but they they live a
better life. I think, just quality

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life there until until they go in
for surgery and they're surgeon doesn't show up.

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Here's the thing, but they're hammered
off. Some of them need surgery,

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less of them need like the food
stold longing ships. Yeah, nothing's

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processed. Especially, they're living better. They're dying naturally, like say what

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00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:56,680
you want, Like, yeah,
they have issues with certain things, but

404
00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:59,200
like they're taking naps. I think
the quality of life is the middle of

405
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,079
the day. I think the trade
offs better personally anyway, they have stuff

406
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:06,559
to like I totally need to get
back to this bear. Yeah, this

407
00:27:06,599 --> 00:27:08,039
bear killed this baby. Obviously.
Do we have plenty of time, we

408
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:11,319
don't have to Yeah. Also we're
gonna get to that part for a second

409
00:27:11,319 --> 00:27:15,319
though, the US life. Part
of the reason the uf US life expectancy

410
00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:22,000
is a little bit lower is because
we're a humongous country. Sure, that's

411
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,359
fine, it's full of all different
types of people. Are you arguing that

412
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:30,519
about the life expectancy? No,
But also by that logic, more people

413
00:27:30,559 --> 00:27:33,559
should live longer. Why because we
have the numbers. No, we have

414
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,559
more variation, we have more Guess
it'll balance it out and we'll go higher.

415
00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:41,480
Well, are we talking meaner median? If it doesn't, I don't

416
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,960
know what life expectancy is measured at. Yeah, well it depends, right,

417
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,440
Like what's more important? I'm not
a statistician, but I mean it'd

418
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,359
be important to look at both of
those numbers that I imagine if we're talking

419
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,319
about differences in scale of country,
Like, are we talking about mean anymore?

420
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,319
Yeah? Like, because then mean
would be a terrible way to look

421
00:27:59,319 --> 00:28:03,440
at that. I have no idea. I'm just saying I'm not taking that

422
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:08,759
serious. Port But also you're wrong
Portugal. No, I agree with Dan.

423
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,559
Naps. I think naps are great. Naps are actually you, of

424
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,000
all people knocking naps, I've seen
you nap more than anyone. That's because

425
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,759
I could afford to do so.
Then I can't afford to do it now.

426
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:25,880
That has nothing to do with where
you live. Also, all of

427
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:30,359
their economies are about to fucking crater
because they're not making babies. Yeah,

428
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,759
because they're all taking naps. Guess
who's going to go to Portugal also making

429
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:37,960
babies? Take moneys? Why we
have to let in like twenty Mexicans because

430
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,559
you won't fuck your wife. Dude, Hey man, just make another just

431
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,559
hey, you've made one for you've
made one for Dan, make one for

432
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,599
me. No, I've made one
for me and for my wife. No,

433
00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:51,319
make one for Dan and make one
for me. It's the economy crash.

434
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,160
Then we just go over and we
live like kings. Yeah, that's

435
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,839
right, that's fair. Get you
want to. I'm sorry you don't want

436
00:28:56,839 --> 00:29:00,160
to Castle. We're gonna have to. We're gonna after the next half that

437
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,759
fucking continent when there's no one left
in it. I'm sorry. You want

438
00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:06,519
to believe somewhere more expensive than Austin, No, thank you? Oh my

439
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:08,920
god, dude. I saw the
dumbest shit there on my Instagram that was

440
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:15,000
like this couple move from Texas to
France and it's way more affordable there.

441
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,279
And she was like, I couldn't
believe it, but I bought a six

442
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,480
bedroom house in France, and they
were like, we moved from Houston,

443
00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:23,519
where it was expensive, to a
town of twenty five hundred people in France

444
00:29:23,559 --> 00:29:26,960
where we could buy a huge house. It was like, bitch, get

445
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,119
on Zillo and go to West Texas
and you can find a million houses,

446
00:29:30,279 --> 00:29:36,799
I'm sorry, six bedrooms for three
hundred thous doing in the twenty five hundred

447
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,839
person town in France where they clearly
like, don't integrate with that town.

448
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,680
I know what are they doing?
That's gonna be a living hell. It's

449
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:47,200
one hundred miles from the closest city. It's so much better than going to

450
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:49,960
West Texas. Absolutely, but I'm
just kidding me. I doubt these people

451
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:55,400
in here unless this guy's working remote
like the French countryside. Is this guy

452
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,680
a Francophile? Though? How's he
gonna live? All right? It doesn't

453
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:03,440
matter. Go to any state,
Go go to rural fucking I agree with

454
00:30:03,519 --> 00:30:10,640
Dan. West Texas is off to
rural Arkansas. I the places. Go

455
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,880
to fucking rural fucking Georgia. Nothing
you're saying right now is appealing. I

456
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:21,559
think you underestimate how shitty all these
tiny places are in other countries. How

457
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,119
much I've driven through this country and
I've seen all these hell hold, I

458
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,920
read it too, I've driven all
over this But what makes you to help?

459
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,720
What makes the French country side shitty? Out of curiosity? No,

460
00:30:29,839 --> 00:30:32,680
there's nothing shitty you're about it.
It's just like, you don't think someone's

461
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,599
a redneck because I have a French
accent, But these people are. They

462
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:41,240
have red neck brain and red neck
soul. They're not Australian yeah, French.

463
00:30:41,359 --> 00:30:42,960
No there, They're worse than that
because they live in the same place

464
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,279
for a thousand years and they have
a gene pool that is the size of

465
00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:53,440
a fucking puddle. You hear that, Rob thinks everyone that's suburban French is

466
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,640
the game is not suburban. It's
not suburban. There are one hundred miles

467
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:03,880
from Bordeaux. The game is not
France or Alabama. It's Britain or Alabama.

468
00:31:04,319 --> 00:31:07,160
It's what it's It's England or Alabama. It's not France or Alabama.

469
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,079
I don't know what that means.
If you look at somebody, yeah,

470
00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:15,240
and you without hearing them, they're
just see their teeth basically, just see

471
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:21,720
their teeth and you see like their
physical appearance. It's very hard to distinguish

472
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:26,640
an Englishman from Alabama. I just, I just it's a very common game

473
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,440
that people play that you've been sort
of what's a good way to like call

474
00:31:30,559 --> 00:31:33,960
pink washing the French, you know
what I mean, Like you've been served

475
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,799
a lot of French propaganda. Go
look at like a French far that's a

476
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,359
high opinion of the French. Who's
sitting here, looks looks wise, culture

477
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:48,200
wise people. Do you think they're
dicks? You think they're dirty? They're

478
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,200
dirty? You just think they don't
shower because it's a cultural thing. You

479
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,759
don't think they're dirty the way like
a smelly turk is dirty. The fuck?

480
00:31:55,839 --> 00:32:01,039
Why straight? Why are you going
after? You're just like eliminating all

481
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,480
the world. You're just can always
sny, just crossing off every country.

482
00:32:06,599 --> 00:32:10,000
Probam's about to be just sitting in
Saint Louis be the most hated man in

483
00:32:10,039 --> 00:32:15,720
the world. I don't hate the
French, it sounds like you do.

484
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:20,359
I'm not saying that they suck.
I'm saying that it's it was an insane

485
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:24,920
comparison to compare buying a house in
suburban Houston to buying a house in the

486
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,960
middle of nowhere. Insane move.
I don't know what they're talking about,

487
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,440
Like why, why, how did
you land on that? And that the

488
00:32:30,559 --> 00:32:35,440
French are no better or worse than
Americans. You also cross the line of

489
00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:38,000
racism. You went to Turkey.
You should have stopped the grease. Should

490
00:32:38,119 --> 00:32:42,640
Greece is the lines stinky Greek?
Yeah, once you go to Turk though,

491
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:49,240
gets questions. Yeah, where they
crossed it first? Kind of that's

492
00:32:49,319 --> 00:32:51,839
our land. They came to us. I mean, I guess you can

493
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:57,240
go maybe Cyprus, Yeah, because
a little bit of everything there. Yeah,

494
00:32:57,279 --> 00:33:01,079
it's Greek and Turks. Maybe Gauds
should take like a kind of lesson

495
00:33:01,119 --> 00:33:05,839
from Cypress. The Turks and Greeks
don't get along. I would love you

496
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,920
to tell you don't like each other, but they don't like each other.

497
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:12,759
But Cypress is fine. You just
walk around spitting on each other, probably

498
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,680
each other off. Yeah, it's
it is. They really do split it.

499
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:22,839
You don't hear a lot about Cypress. They just kind of exist and

500
00:33:22,839 --> 00:33:28,119
people don't. People vacation there,
they do, but they have like this

501
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:34,559
like passive aggressive. It's like a
hostile Saint Martin kind of ye. Anyway,

502
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,839
Saint Martin's pretty hostile. The French
don't like the Dutch. Firs don't

503
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:42,880
like anybody the Dutch sides now the
French so okay, okay, back to

504
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,519
the bear. French have always sucked. Okay, but the countryside's beautiful.

505
00:33:45,519 --> 00:33:49,319
We're going back to the bear.
Bear is happening. I don't care about

506
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:52,359
this bear anymore. No you care? So it ate a baby, right,

507
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,559
it ate a baby? Yeah,
but the sorry a baby or a

508
00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:58,759
horse. No, I need a
baby, baby horse. It bit a

509
00:33:58,759 --> 00:34:00,759
baby on the head and killed it. Bit its head, it didn't and

510
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,039
it is just consumed the whole baby. It didn't consume the whole baby.

511
00:34:04,079 --> 00:34:06,400
It bit the baby's head and it
killed him. So it crushes skull with

512
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,320
its fucking jaws. Yeah, pretty
much sweet. Yeah, once the baby's

513
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:14,440
head popped, he just couldn't stop. Uh minyu. The mother fought back.

514
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,480
Actually, yeah, I don't know
if this was the mother of the

515
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,679
baby. This is just the lady
caring for it. She fought back,

516
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,599
apparently by throwing firewood, and tried
to escape, but she was overtaken,

517
00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:28,719
knockdown, and dragged into the imperial
forest of Senkabetsu. No one saw her

518
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,920
again. Yeah, well she was
inside the bear mostly. Yeah. According

519
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:36,039
to contemporary descriptions, the scene resembled
a slaughterhouse, with blood puddled on the

520
00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:39,480
farmhouse store and being dragged out to
the woods. So bear is on a

521
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:44,880
vengeance? Is that sanitary forest slaughterhouse. I feel like they have to meet

522
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:49,079
some regular everywhere they normally have drains
on the floor. Mm hmm. But

523
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,639
nineteen fifteen, maybe not so Early
in the morning, a couple guys left

524
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:59,440
the village on errands. I don't
know why that note'es there. I must

525
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,199
have had something. Girls are there, but uhop getting high. Sorry.

526
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,719
Yeah. Meanwhile, a thirty man
search party was organized to capture the brown

527
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,639
bear cover the remains of the lady
that was killed and dragged into the forest.

528
00:35:08,199 --> 00:35:12,679
Entering the forest no more than one
hundred and fifty meters, uh,

529
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,239
the party met the bear almost instantly. He's just hanging out, ready for

530
00:35:15,559 --> 00:35:19,400
well, he's well fed at this
point. He's not rotein for the first

531
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,920
time in his life. Yeah,
feeling fucking jacked. He's he's ready,

532
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,840
He's he knows they're coming. Apparently
only five man shot. He could probably

533
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,000
smell them, like literally, actually, yeah, they can smell. I

534
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,679
think a bear can smell three miles
Yeah, great, sin he started setting

535
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,800
traps up. He's like laying down
the wood. That would be funny if

536
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,039
they see the bear. But before
they even see the bear, like a

537
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:44,480
fucking tiger, pit opens up.
Yeah, bikes. Yeah, was it

538
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:49,400
pungies the pungee pit? Yeah?
Yeah, oh done. Yeah. So

539
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,920
five men shot at this bear,
but only one managed to land a hit.

540
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,760
The This enraged to the bear.
Obviously he's now accustomed to being shot

541
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,320
at and getting hit and not liking
it. It's like a bad movie,

542
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,559
horror movie even where you're like,
I think you I think I hit it,

543
00:36:02,639 --> 00:36:06,159
like I think you made it bad. Yeah, No, that's it's

544
00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:09,880
that's the spear after this bear because
he retreats into the what's again once more,

545
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,360
But he doesn't linger than ever,
angrier than ever. He goes and

546
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,159
stews. He stowed. He broods
quite a bit. Yeah. So,

547
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,760
after the bear fled, the hunters
scouted the area and discovered the corpse of

548
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,159
the lady who was dragged out there. Only her head and her leg were

549
00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:30,519
remaining, but the bear had stashed
the body in the snow and an attempt

550
00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:36,039
to preserve it as well as hide
it from scavengers, so it was proof

551
00:36:36,119 --> 00:36:38,400
that this was the brown bear.
They pretty much had proof that the brown

552
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:43,079
bear did it and uh. At
this point they realized that the bear had

553
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:45,199
its taste for human flesh because it
was preserving the meat he let go what

554
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:49,559
he saw. Yeah. So,
I mean it's kind of that classic thing

555
00:36:49,599 --> 00:36:52,880
where it's like if you raise something
vegetarian, but like like a kid,

556
00:36:52,519 --> 00:36:58,320
Hey check this out and give it
a burger. They're like what yeah,

557
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,119
whoa. It's like you ever just
to Doug kibble and then you give it

558
00:37:00,159 --> 00:37:02,920
like real food and you're like,
gos fucking the same. It's like,

559
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:07,280
oh my god. Yeah, that's
what happened with this bear. Basically,

560
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,960
So at this point, villagers were
getting fed up. They gathered at the

561
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:15,840
Ota family's house with guns. Just
everyone showed up with guns, which is

562
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,519
the appropriate response for a killer.
But they're not shooting with guns already.

563
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:21,880
They were shooting with guns, but
like everyone showed up, okay, so

564
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,280
villagers, Uh, everyone showed up
with guns. Everyone has guns. So

565
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:29,519
around eight pm that night, the
bear reappears, like they know what's coming

566
00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:31,840
back. At this point, although
the villagers had anticipated the bear's return,

567
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:37,840
they were nonetheless fucking terrified when it
showed up. A big bear. I

568
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,400
would just be like, hey,
guys, let's like the twenty of us

569
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:45,280
stand here with all of our rifles
together and just aim at it. Stand

570
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,039
in a fucking line. Yeah,
and aim at it. There's like forty

571
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:52,800
fucking people with guns at this point, and they they don't do a good

572
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,840
job of it, clearly. Yeah, that's that's kind of the running theme

573
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:59,880
here out of like the forty one
man managed to get hit the bear.

574
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:06,800
By the time the bear it's huge
apparently, though there were fifty more guardsmen

575
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,000
posted three hundred meters away from where
the bear did show up. They just

576
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:15,639
missed it, so they they didn't
see it. They arrived after someone had

577
00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:16,760
shot at the bear, right,
so they didn't get it. They didn't

578
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:20,440
get a chance to shoot the bear. Yeah, exactly how often do you

579
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,119
think they like practiced shooting they're targeting. I gotta imagine a little bit.

580
00:38:24,159 --> 00:38:28,360
If you're like a settlement town,
you gotta be able to shoot. You

581
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,840
got you in the middle of nowhere
like that, you would think. But

582
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:36,000
you also probably save ammunition too.
Yeah, you're not wasting it on bottles.

583
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,320
Yeah, there's not a lot of
practice shots. There's not a lot

584
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:44,599
of practice shots. But still like
you're you're a gamer, no practice,

585
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:51,719
yeah, just gunslinger really. But
yeah, by the time the fifty other

586
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,119
guardsmen arrived, the bear had vanished
into the woods. The core reassembled and

587
00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:59,639
had a downstream on what was thought
to be the bear's trail. When the

588
00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:04,360
news of the Otsa family attack was
first received by the Mayuki family, women

589
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,079
and children sought refuge there. Well, the fifty guardsmen that I talked about

590
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:13,599
earlier patrolled outside. Uh. The
guardsmen were having dinner when the news of

591
00:39:13,599 --> 00:39:15,320
the bears were turned to the Otsa
farm reached them, and they marched off

592
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:20,199
to the Otsa farm to go get
the bear. So so now these people

593
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,679
were undefended, right, So the
fifty guardsmen I said that ran up.

594
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,360
Yeah, after the one got shot
at it, they went and chased after

595
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,679
the bear. They were arriving because
they had just heard about the bear.

596
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,320
So they're like, oh, we
know the bear went to the woods.

597
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:34,239
We're gonna chase it down. We're
gonna go get it. They thought the

598
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,480
women and children under and they left
the women and children undefended. Oh god

599
00:39:37,559 --> 00:39:42,000
damn it. This bear is about
to key feast. Oh God damn it.

600
00:39:42,679 --> 00:39:47,599
Yeah. Yeah, uh so the
bear are bears like dogs, though,

601
00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:52,519
they'll just eat until they get sick. Yeah. I think most animals

602
00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:57,400
are like that. I got them. Snakes aren't snixy like one thing.

603
00:39:57,559 --> 00:40:00,440
Yeah, they'll go on hunger strikes
too if you piss them off. Really,

604
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:05,920
like, if you own a pet
snake, if you just piss him

605
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,119
off, How do you piss off
a snake being a dick? I guess

606
00:40:09,159 --> 00:40:13,760
I don't know. Just hit it. I think it gets depressed. Do

607
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,000
you need to like play with it, especially if you're keeping it in a

608
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,400
little tank? Yeah? Sure,
I imagine every snake is depressed. Then

609
00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:21,639
that's ever been a pet. You
got to take it out a lot.

610
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,639
But then you also can't take it
out too often. Why because then it'll

611
00:40:24,679 --> 00:40:29,199
get depressed because it's like, oh, snaks are moody's a little bit.

612
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:30,920
I imagine you know, I'm gonna
be real with you. I don't think

613
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,960
they should be pets at all.
I think a snake is a weird pet.

614
00:40:35,039 --> 00:40:37,480
Yeah, it is a weird pet. Would you rather have a snake

615
00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:39,679
or a bird? Bird? I
think a bird. I hate birds.

616
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:45,000
Bird. I think a beer a
bird guy's weirder. I'm not same with

617
00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:51,760
snake. Snake girl also weird weird
bird. I agree bird person is weirder.

618
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,639
Bird's loud bird is Have you ever
met anyone with like a parrot and

619
00:40:55,719 --> 00:41:00,960
I mean they clip the wings so
they can't fly. It's terrifying. No,

620
00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:04,639
dude, my uncle had a parrot
like one that talked or whatever.

621
00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:08,119
They kept it in the computer room
so it could do the AOL login noise

622
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:15,880
like perfectly, like I don't know, you know, like the dial up

623
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:22,400
sound. Yeah, like it could
do it perfect yea the awful animal that

624
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,639
sounds fun. Still, I want
to I want to parrot. I want

625
00:41:23,639 --> 00:41:28,440
a parrot. Dude. They just
scream like have you ever been around have

626
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,639
you ever been in a room with
someone with a pet parrot? Like?

627
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,880
Ever been in a room with a
pet parrot? They sucked? No,

628
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,440
I have too much respect for myself
to associate with somebody like that. I

629
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:46,400
would like to own five parrots,
one for each weekday. Why because on

630
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,960
the weekend I don't need a break
from them. Why not just the same

631
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,320
parrot every day for five days?
He gets old? Yeah, well five,

632
00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:59,880
I don't understand. Are they in
different rooms? Do you mind?

633
00:42:00,119 --> 00:42:02,599
Dreams need to make sense to you
a little bit. Why do you need

634
00:42:02,639 --> 00:42:07,639
five parrots when one will do trick? Because I want five? Where do

635
00:42:07,679 --> 00:42:10,679
they go on the weekends? They
stay? Where they are? I just

636
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:15,880
don't go to them. Why do
you need because I want one for each

637
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:20,039
different day. I want a blue
one, a red one, I want

638
00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:23,800
a yellow one, want green,
and then I want a white one.

639
00:42:24,039 --> 00:42:30,199
Dude, the fuck I see where
Rory gets it. I want five.

640
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:36,800
Give me no anyway, Let's get
to these. Dude, I don't need

641
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,119
you doing that. I have to
fix it. It's bother me. He's

642
00:42:40,159 --> 00:42:46,039
he's really driving today. He likes
audio, he does anyway. So,

643
00:42:46,159 --> 00:42:51,000
yeah, they left all the women
and children unguarded. It is really bad.

644
00:42:51,159 --> 00:42:52,840
Well, they're gonna go get the
bear. So what they need to

645
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:57,519
be there for? Well, you
think you leave a few It doesn't sound

646
00:42:57,559 --> 00:43:00,559
like three guys ten guys are gonna
do anything else. Bears no ship.

647
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:05,320
But at the same time, like, I don't know, maybe this bear

648
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,199
is really smart and is out fucking
finesse to you the entire time so far.

649
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,039
Yeah, maybe, like leave.
I don't think that they realized they've

650
00:43:12,039 --> 00:43:14,599
been out smart this whole time so
far. I think they're just like this

651
00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:19,199
bear's weird. They're not they're not
into it. Yeah, they're not clean,

652
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,639
they're not cued in. Yeah,
because well now that they're all the

653
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:27,960
fifty men. I have a theory. What's your theory? Perhaps Satan just

654
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,920
put himself into this bear like Chucky. Mm hmm. Well, it's a

655
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:37,119
godless island. Satan fits right in. There would be an ony. I'm

656
00:43:37,119 --> 00:43:43,400
pretty sure Japan has religion. They
do, not the right one. They

657
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,559
don't. It's not what Silence is
about. Yeah, Martin Scorsese made a

658
00:43:47,599 --> 00:43:52,599
movie about it. Wait, Japan's
not mostly Catholic. Were Christian? No?

659
00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:55,199
I think it's like Shinto. Uh
No, And for a long time

660
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:59,280
they were. They persecuted this ship
out of Catholics and Christians. Yeah,

661
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,280
it didn't go over. Well,
there's a you remember Silence. I don't

662
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:07,400
even know what Shinto is. Shintoism
is their religion. It's yeah, Shintoism,

663
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:12,519
no idea what that means. So
I think it's a yeah, seventy

664
00:44:12,559 --> 00:44:15,719
percent Shinto. I think it's like
a Buddhist. Well, I think it's

665
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:20,119
it's almost like a only one point
five percent Christian? Is it an empire

666
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:23,920
religion like it is in Emperor's religion, like a Shintoism, like tied to

667
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:28,320
the So the missionaries never made it
to Japan. They kind of stopped at

668
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,880
the Philippines. They were there.
They just weren't having fun. They're having

669
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:36,880
a good ACA. So it's an
indigenous religionship Japan, Okay, Yeah,

670
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,199
there's like a whole indigenous like there's
a whole indigenous culture as well. That's

671
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:45,119
really fascinating about. I think there's
a lot of people who doubled dip because

672
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:51,039
it said that Japan was seventy percent
Shinto and sixty seven percent Buddhist. Yeah,

673
00:44:51,079 --> 00:44:53,000
there's clearly like some sort of I
think you can be both. You

674
00:44:53,039 --> 00:45:00,639
can because I think Shintoism it's like
the the of the land e. Yeah,

675
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:02,400
yeah, and you can kind of
be you can kind of fold in

676
00:45:02,599 --> 00:45:07,119
Buddhism to that essentially makes sense.
I think Shintoism is pretty adaptive. I

677
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:14,320
like that. I'm a too adaptive
religions are you? Yeah? I am.

678
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,159
What's what? What's better? It's
like, yeah, that works.

679
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,800
The Why are you talking shit on
Catholics all the time? He was literally

680
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,760
defending Christmas last week? Yeah,
in our text he was talking shit on

681
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:28,119
us. I said, you borged
everything. That's the most adaptive thing you

682
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:32,400
can do, is it? Rude? They they joined willingly because you tricked

683
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:37,000
them. They can essentially joined with
their trees. You made all their festivals,

684
00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:42,239
your festivals. The Christmas tree was
not pagan, I recently learned.

685
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,280
Okay, get where'd you learn that? The fucking storm front. No,

686
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,000
it's in the Bible. Yeah,
no it's not. No. I was

687
00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:52,760
reading some history and he was talking
about like what is pagan Yule and what

688
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,320
isn't and like the garlands and reeds
are but the Christmas tree tradition came from

689
00:45:55,400 --> 00:46:00,000
Germany in the fifteen hundreds. Whatever, dude, I don't believe you.

690
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:05,280
I don't believe. I don't give
a shit if you don't believe. Maybe

691
00:46:06,039 --> 00:46:08,400
a lot of the greenery is yule, pegan, yewle, but with the

692
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:12,760
tree specifically Christmas tree specifically. You
know, I'm fine with that. I'm

693
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,559
okay with that too. I'm taking
it. It's it's my thing. I

694
00:46:15,599 --> 00:46:21,559
invented it, you bro, shut
up. And the original people don't know

695
00:46:21,599 --> 00:46:27,679
this, but the original missilete was
actually uh hammered into Jesus's belly button by

696
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:32,320
the Romans. They kissed under it. Yeah yeah, it was really yeah.

697
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:37,239
Yeah, cool man. And you
take a bite out of the sponge.

698
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,360
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699
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823
00:53:59,039 --> 00:54:02,599
bear who's not fled not down the
street, but back up to the house

824
00:54:02,639 --> 00:54:07,440
that was just left undefended. Uh
was kicking it and ready to murder some

825
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:13,280
people. Yeah. So a woman
named Yayo, who is Mi Yoki Yasituro's

826
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,400
wife. She was preparing a late
meal while carrying her fourth son, U

827
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:20,320
Mugeechee on her back. She heared
a rumbling noise outside, but before she

828
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,360
could investigate, in fucking horror movie
fashion, the bear broke through a window

829
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:28,159
and entered the house. Yeah why
not, its bared enough time. No,

830
00:54:28,159 --> 00:54:30,480
Now, you were talking about horror
movie tropes earlier. Yeah, it

831
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:35,480
gets way trope here from here.
When this happened, the cooking pot on

832
00:54:35,559 --> 00:54:39,039
the hearth overturned, dousing the flames
that were in the house, and in

833
00:54:39,079 --> 00:54:44,239
the ensuing panic, the oil lamp
was also extinguished, making the house pitch

834
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:49,199
black. Jesus, Yeah, we
know of this because people survived this attack.

835
00:54:49,599 --> 00:54:52,639
But this is exactly how it went
out perfect. Uh. Yeah,

836
00:54:52,679 --> 00:54:55,320
you tried to flee the house,
but her second son, Yujiro rip second

837
00:54:55,320 --> 00:55:00,039
sons, he clung to her legs, tripping her as she ran. Sometimes

838
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:04,039
it be your own kids, it
really does. The bear attacked her and

839
00:55:04,079 --> 00:55:09,079
bit Umakichi, the fourth son,
on her back. One guy had remained

840
00:55:09,159 --> 00:55:13,239
at the house, apparently as a
bodyguard. His name was Odo. When

841
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,440
he ran for the door to go
and see what was going on, the

842
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:20,559
bear release the mother and child to
pursue him. The mother that is good.

843
00:55:20,679 --> 00:55:23,400
Yeah, the bear was like,
oh, bigger game. I was

844
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,880
about to say, you don't have
to outrun the bear, you just have

845
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:30,360
to outrun your kids. No,
the guard's trying to protect. Yeah,

846
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:34,519
like you can make more kids.
Yeah, that's what they did. They'd

847
00:55:34,519 --> 00:55:37,280
have like nine of them. Yeah, did you never know what? A

848
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,840
bear would show up? And at
a certain point you don't love all those

849
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:45,880
kids, you're after three. I
think in this time of world history,

850
00:55:45,039 --> 00:55:51,599
like from this time and all history
prior, it was a numbers game.

851
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,480
Children. It was to work the
land. People didn't have kids because they

852
00:55:54,559 --> 00:56:00,159
wanted kids. They wanted works.
Yeah, they needed help, like you

853
00:56:00,199 --> 00:56:04,639
make help good in five years to
be very useful. Yeah for the first

854
00:56:04,679 --> 00:56:06,840
five years. He's going to annoy
the Christ out of me. Actually,

855
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,719
yah, I guess they must have
wanted them. Yeah, no, a

856
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:13,320
little bit of a little to be
Yeah, it's like I wouldn't take it

857
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:15,440
out. I wouldn't. Like they
love their kids. Everyone loves their kids.

858
00:56:15,519 --> 00:56:19,719
Yeah, but it's more of a
pool your share type situation. But

859
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,199
it was there was more utility to
it back then than now. Certainly,

860
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:28,400
absolutely Now it's all fluff and utility. There's no utility. Yeah, there

861
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,440
really isn't like unless you have a
farm. You make your kid work on

862
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:34,639
them and you think about it too. You have like ten kids, that's

863
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:39,280
ten different incomes for the house.
Yeah that's crazy. Yoh, just never

864
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,960
let them leave. So here's the
thing though, that's what the Italians do.

865
00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:47,159
We all live on we all live
on farms now, content farms.

866
00:56:49,199 --> 00:56:52,119
And that's why you have ten kids
to make ten little content creators, little

867
00:56:52,119 --> 00:56:55,000
aggregators. Yeah ude, no,
no, no, just make them the

868
00:56:55,039 --> 00:57:00,159
content. They start out as the
content, then they learn to make their

869
00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:05,039
own content. Bing bang boom.
I hate where this is going. We're

870
00:57:05,039 --> 00:57:08,679
going back to this the AI farm. Yeah, the mid journey, we're

871
00:57:08,679 --> 00:57:15,440
all going, that's the eventual destination. Stop fighting it, Okay, it's

872
00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:19,519
we're not. This is just you
move to the woods. You can.

873
00:57:19,559 --> 00:57:22,840
You're gonna probably die from getting eaten
by a bear, but I probably you're

874
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,159
gonna hate it. Uh yeah,
so yeah, what kind of survival skills

875
00:57:25,159 --> 00:57:29,599
do you have? Not a lot. You're you wouldn't do camps more than

876
00:57:29,639 --> 00:57:34,639
the two of us. But camping
in like a week, it's the time

877
00:57:34,639 --> 00:57:37,239
to do it. It really is. Uh. Last time I went camping

878
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,400
was in the middle of August.
Not probably hot. It's probably hot as

879
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:44,320
ship. Good lord, honestly,
Like it was sixty five and sunny today.

880
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,559
If it stays like that for another
week, I'm golden. I lost

881
00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:51,159
ten pounds that day. Did you
really just sleep in the tent? I

882
00:57:51,159 --> 00:57:53,320
sweat so much? I mean it
would be like, like, imagine living

883
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:58,079
in a fucking trash bag. Yeah, like that's what you're a fucking nightmare.

884
00:57:58,159 --> 00:58:01,599
Yeah. Anyway, when this guy
ran for the door of the bear,

885
00:58:01,599 --> 00:58:06,360
at least the mom and kid ya
yo. The mom then escaped with

886
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,280
her children. Oho attempted to hide
behind furniture, but was clawed in the

887
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:12,639
back, you know, like an
idiot. Got that spine, Yeah,

888
00:58:12,719 --> 00:58:17,039
got that whole spinal calm the mall. The bear, not wasting much time,

889
00:58:17,039 --> 00:58:20,320
found the third son, who did
not manage to get out of the

890
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:25,239
house with mom and the fourth son
killing them. The fourth son that was

891
00:58:25,239 --> 00:58:28,639
on our back. Oh shit,
there's two families here. This is why

892
00:58:28,679 --> 00:58:32,159
this episode's hard because it's Japanese families
and their names look very similar. Yeah,

893
00:58:32,199 --> 00:58:37,840
so yeah, the fourth son.
So there's the Miyuki family and the

894
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:42,719
Sido family that are in this house. You're just discovering there's two families.

895
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,280
I'm sorry, I forgot you wrote
this fucking episode. I know, dude,

896
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:51,159
I'm sorry. It's kind of hard. The damage is really bad for

897
00:58:51,199 --> 00:58:53,519
this, so I take that vappen
away from you. I'm sorry. I'm

898
00:58:53,519 --> 00:59:00,119
really blowing out. Huh. I
think you're just like perpetually high. I've

899
00:59:00,159 --> 00:59:04,119
been stoned for a little bit today, like for weeks. I don't think

900
00:59:04,119 --> 00:59:07,679
you've stopped. I have stopped.
I think I have to go to sleep

901
00:59:07,719 --> 00:59:09,760
when you are asleep too. You're
just kind of like muscle memory. You

902
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,760
think I'm like the guy on the
air Do you see this guy in the

903
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,840
airplane that like he was nodding off
in asleep and like lit a cigarette like

904
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,679
while on the plane. Have you
seen this? That's fucking great. No,

905
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,840
dude, he's like falling asleep and
he like he's you know, he's

906
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,280
just this dude who looks like if
you were peg. This guy's anybody.

907
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:29,480
He just got off a shift,
there's like alignment. Yeah right, like

908
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,119
just rugged ass. I think you
at home have like a sleep apnea on

909
00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:37,920
machine. But it's a bomb.
It's just it's just a fucking just like

910
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:43,639
it's just there's like a there's like
a bunch of powdered weed in a vaporizer

911
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,880
and just like once an hour,
every hour, it just spits out you

912
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:52,000
and Katie. There's nothing to do
with Katie. That's me problem, okay.

913
00:59:52,159 --> 00:59:58,119
Yeah. Uh. So he eats
two kids from the other family spine

914
00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:01,679
Yeah so uh the second so of
the Mijoki family and the fourth son of

915
01:00:01,719 --> 01:00:06,119
the Sido family get killed, and
then the third son of the Sido family

916
01:00:06,159 --> 01:00:13,199
also gets bit. Next to be
targeted was Taki uh the Sido family is

917
01:00:13,199 --> 01:00:15,280
the pregnant wife of the Sido family. She too was attacked and killed.

918
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:22,440
Good lord. Yeah, so this
thing has gotten six people in this house

919
01:00:22,599 --> 01:00:30,079
seven seven well you count her fetus
fetus seven people, right. The guardsmen

920
01:00:30,119 --> 01:00:40,559
who some people wouldn't some people wouldn't
I do uh, yeah, email me.

921
01:00:44,119 --> 01:00:46,760
The guardsmen who tracked the bear down
river realized that they were not in

922
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:52,159
fact on its trail, and then
they had that moment of oh, my

923
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:57,000
god, if the bear's not here, where is it? Where is Yeah?

924
01:00:57,199 --> 01:01:00,239
No, And they had that moment, so they turn around, book

925
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,920
it back and as they hurried back
to the settlement seriously injured, Yayah,

926
01:01:04,119 --> 01:01:07,960
the mom who actually made it out, she met them and related news of

927
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,159
the attack at the Mayuki channel.
She relate news. Was she like,

928
01:01:10,199 --> 01:01:16,719
you dumb motherfuckers historically speaking, she
relayed news. Yeah, that's how you.

929
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,719
It's like, what the fuck are
you doing down there? The bear's

930
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:23,039
up here? Like they're making all
the wrong moves. Uh. Yeah.

931
01:01:23,119 --> 01:01:25,920
The corps raced there to rescue these
survivors. When they arrived, the house

932
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,119
was dark, but sounds of an
attack emerged. So they rolled up and

933
01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:32,559
they started hearing the people, you
know, being attacked. It was a

934
01:01:32,639 --> 01:01:37,000
bear still in there. Yeah,
they can hear it in there, rummaging

935
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,559
around. But they believe that the
bear had killed everyone inside. So it's

936
01:01:40,599 --> 01:01:45,920
a new Valde situation kind of.
Do you know what their suggestion was for

937
01:01:46,159 --> 01:01:50,320
the bear. They're like, well, we think everyone's dead in there,

938
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,880
so we're gonna burn the whole house. We had trapped the bear inside the

939
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,360
house perfect, and they're like,
we want to burn the whole house down.

940
01:01:57,039 --> 01:01:59,920
Uh. But then the wife was
like, hey, we don't know

941
01:02:00,199 --> 01:02:02,159
if all the kids are dead or
not. So if you burn this house

942
01:02:02,199 --> 01:02:07,800
down, you might kill a bunch
of kids. And they're like, fine,

943
01:02:07,639 --> 01:02:13,079
we're gonna get the bear. Fine
we won't, but just so you

944
01:02:13,159 --> 01:02:16,440
know, that means now we have
to go in there well and fight a

945
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:22,559
bear. I think this lady's like, look, they got all my kids

946
01:02:22,599 --> 01:02:25,000
and all their kids. All of
our kids are in there. All the

947
01:02:25,079 --> 01:02:28,840
kids are in there pretty much like
one other kid has got out. There's

948
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:34,360
like eight kids in there got out. And understand how the bear got in.

949
01:02:34,719 --> 01:02:37,320
The bear just broke in, dude, but he busted in through a

950
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,480
window. He came in through a
window. I was about to say,

951
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:42,920
they're handling this completely wrong. Just
like make holes in the house big enough

952
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:47,760
to fit a barrel through and just
start unloading on the bear, I guess,

953
01:02:49,039 --> 01:02:51,199
or just shoot it through other windows, shoot it through other windows.

954
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,559
Oh it is Japan, though,
so they have those just like paper walls.

955
01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:57,760
Yeah. I think it's all just
room dividers. Yeah, damn,

956
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:01,320
that's unfortunate. Yeah, so the
guardsmen decided they're not going to burn the

957
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:05,760
house. Down. They divided it
into two groups. One consisting of ten

958
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:08,599
men, stood guard at the door, while the other group of about forty

959
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:12,880
went to the back of the house. When given a signal, the group

960
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,360
at the rear set up a racket, shouting and rattling their weapons. As

961
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:21,239
expected, the bear showed up at
the front door. The men there had

962
01:03:21,239 --> 01:03:23,960
bunched up with lines of fire blocked
by the guard of their head, whose

963
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:30,239
own rifle misfired amid the general confusion
and risk of crossfire. Now that had

964
01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:32,519
happened because someone's gun went off and
everyone realized, oh shit, we're pointing

965
01:03:32,519 --> 01:03:37,039
at each other with guns. The
people in the back right coming around to

966
01:03:37,079 --> 01:03:39,840
the front. The bear got away. They should have blown this bear to

967
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:46,239
kingdom. There's fifty people surrounding this
bear. Maybe some fucking gunpowder just blown

968
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:50,159
to the fucking moon. Well they
wanted to, but they're like, oh,

969
01:03:50,239 --> 01:03:52,000
you'll kill the kids. Yeah,
think about how many more kids are

970
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,639
gonna die now because you didn't kill
those eight kids in the one bear.

971
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:01,360
So he's a menace. Math guys, Yeah, you just kill you,

972
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,199
just do it. But this is
my favorite part of the story. It's

973
01:04:05,559 --> 01:04:11,440
it might be the tropiest part of
all where they find like a ragged mystical

974
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:15,000
person to help God. Wait,
can I tell you one more than why

975
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:20,320
they should have burned the bear alive
with all those kids. Yes, don't

976
01:04:20,599 --> 01:04:26,599
ask for forgiveness, ask for permission. No, that's what they that's people

977
01:04:26,599 --> 01:04:30,880
always say. Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness. Don't ask for

978
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:40,079
forgiveness, ask for applause. After
you do something unforgivable, take a bow.

979
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,000
Yeah, and you will get it. You're welcome. Yeah, bear

980
01:04:43,079 --> 01:04:45,400
problems solved, you would get a
hero like people be like, well the

981
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,639
bear's gone. Yeah, be like, I mean, okay, On the

982
01:04:47,639 --> 01:04:50,519
one hand, he take kids on
fire, but he's so insistent that he's

983
01:04:50,559 --> 01:04:55,039
a hero that he might be.
Yeah. Well it's like how many families

984
01:04:55,039 --> 01:04:58,679
are your twenty? Only two of
them lost on their kids, but there's

985
01:04:58,719 --> 01:05:02,760
no more bear. I like them. Settlement sounds okay because I ain't too.

986
01:05:03,079 --> 01:05:08,599
Yeah. So, uh yeah,
there was a local man that they

987
01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:13,480
decided to go see. His name
was Yamamoto Haikichi, and he was an

988
01:05:13,559 --> 01:05:16,440
expert bear hunter, and uh yeah, they were all like, we gotta

989
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,400
go get this guy and like seek
So now I got to go to the

990
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:23,760
grizzled veteran quint from Jaws if you
will, yes, yes, exactly,

991
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:29,480
or like a dollar Jurassic Park.
Yeah, gotta bring in the expert.

992
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:34,360
Yeah exactly. That's were you referring
to Chris Pratt in the Jurassic World series.

993
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:44,000
Certainly not. I was sinking with
his inexplicable lever action rifle. That

994
01:05:44,159 --> 01:05:48,320
was weird. Why did he have
that? Who? What are you stopping

995
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:54,920
the raptors? Yes? Oh yeah, blue and cool. But we're friends.

996
01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:58,079
We're friends, dinosaur, We're boys. I give you food. Come

997
01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:00,880
on, man, you're a fucking
liz. But you know you're kind of

998
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:05,239
a million Yeah no, that makes
no sense. An't they chickens? They

999
01:06:05,239 --> 01:06:10,920
are, they're well, red tiles
and birds are similar, but not that

1000
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:15,159
similar anyway. Yamamoto is certain that
this was the bear. Oh, this

1001
01:06:15,199 --> 01:06:19,320
bear was the dreaded man eater he
had nicknamed ke or the diagnos slash from

1002
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:23,559
the shoulder, which is a white
pattern from the back to the chest that

1003
01:06:23,599 --> 01:06:28,400
the bear had previously been spotted having. So he he's like, this is

1004
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:36,840
the bear I've been looking for for
years. It was this is moby dick.

1005
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,599
Yeah, it had previously been blamed
for the mauling and deaths of three

1006
01:06:41,639 --> 01:06:45,480
women in a neighboring village, but
they could never catch it. So this

1007
01:06:45,519 --> 01:06:47,400
thing is like he's been hunting this
bear for a while, like at least

1008
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,480
five years. This bear's going through
portals. Yeah, this is a this

1009
01:06:50,559 --> 01:06:57,639
is a notorious bear at this point. Uh. But unfortunately for all the

1010
01:06:57,679 --> 01:07:01,239
people of the township. Yeah,
I'm a moto was a huge drunk well,

1011
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:04,639
and he was of no use as
a bear hunter because he had pawned

1012
01:07:04,679 --> 01:07:09,079
his gun for money to buy alcohol
and gamble. That's why he's been hunting

1013
01:07:09,079 --> 01:07:13,519
this bear for years. He hasn't
had a gun the whole time. I've

1014
01:07:13,559 --> 01:07:16,639
been hunting this bear for twenty years. God is the eighteen years I didn't

1015
01:07:16,639 --> 01:07:21,760
have a gun gambling. I really
just followed it drunk time. No,

1016
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:25,960
it's like they take all your weapons
away when you go into like the Safari

1017
01:07:26,039 --> 01:07:30,119
zones. So they give you rocks. Wait, you can get rocks rocks

1018
01:07:30,199 --> 01:07:34,639
animals, Yeah in the Safari zone. Talk about Pokemon. Yeah oh yeah,

1019
01:07:35,239 --> 01:07:39,920
yeah, you get you get Safari
balls. Yeah. But they suck,

1020
01:07:40,199 --> 01:07:45,719
They do suck. They suck hard. Uh. Yeah. So they

1021
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:49,400
were like we just don't fucking know
what to do here. Uh, we

1022
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:55,119
don't know what the expert like,
we just don't know what to do.

1023
01:07:55,239 --> 01:08:00,280
So they're trying to figure it out, and they decide that the bear would

1024
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,599
most probably try to retrieve bodies of
those that had killed from the house,

1025
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,320
the Miochi family house. Oh,
it would come back and yeah, like

1026
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:10,039
got some food there, like it
would know it takes trophies. Yeah,

1027
01:08:10,199 --> 01:08:13,119
it's like a real you actually find
it, like in Predator, like cleaning

1028
01:08:13,159 --> 01:08:15,479
the skull in the tree. He's
actually it's a euro trophy. Yeah,

1029
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:19,800
yeah, for sure. So they
wait around the Miochi house and the bear

1030
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:23,880
doesn't appear for two days, so
it's like, hey, it gets away.

1031
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,119
They just leave, but they leave
the little kid bodies in there.

1032
01:08:26,159 --> 01:08:30,239
They leave bodies in there. What
else is he going to come back for?

1033
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:34,079
So yeah, a new plan was
proposed. You kind of figured out

1034
01:08:34,399 --> 01:08:39,000
the attempt to lure the bear out
after those two days. Uh, they'd

1035
01:08:39,039 --> 01:08:42,520
actually clean the house out. I'm
reading this style, but they actually cleaned

1036
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:46,279
the house out and they tossed a
body back in because they knew the bear

1037
01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:50,239
would come back. And then they
can smell right three miles so, uh,

1038
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:55,479
this plan was widely condemned by most
of the village. Yeah. Yeah,

1039
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:58,279
they were like, please don't do
that. I just thought they were

1040
01:08:58,319 --> 01:09:03,800
playing and he just didn't know it's
on strength fun sport for them. What

1041
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:08,000
do you mean? Thought like the
thought people were having a good old time

1042
01:09:08,039 --> 01:09:11,920
with the kids. And then you
know, I was at the park today

1043
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:15,279
with my kid or both my kids
and my wife and there was some kids

1044
01:09:15,279 --> 01:09:19,119
playing football and one was like clearly
an older brother or something. I mean,

1045
01:09:19,159 --> 01:09:24,359
he must have been like a sophomore
junior in high school. I'll say

1046
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:27,680
like sophomore because he was kind of
cheesy, and these other kids were like

1047
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:32,640
sixth grade. And he threw some
blocks. Hit man, he threw some

1048
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:36,479
fucking blocks. That's awesome. The
one thing I've always noticed with football is

1049
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:40,520
like if you play football with little
kids and you're playing with a real football,

1050
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:43,359
you have to be really careful how
you throw that ball. You can't

1051
01:09:43,359 --> 01:09:45,159
play with a full sized football,
not like an NFL football, but even

1052
01:09:45,199 --> 01:09:48,640
like just a real not a nerve
football, right because you will can't whip

1053
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:51,159
it at it. You can't like
you can't even throw it that hard like

1054
01:09:51,279 --> 01:09:55,600
lofted. Yeah, it has to
be like a light toss. Hit your

1055
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:59,359
hands, you better come down with
it. It's you can go to Yeah,

1056
01:10:00,039 --> 01:10:01,359
now you gotta hit him in the
chest. You got him really in

1057
01:10:01,359 --> 01:10:04,720
the chest. Yeah. Otherwise they
almost break their fingers on the football.

1058
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:10,479
It's crazy. They're so fragile.
They are a little tiny. Yeah,

1059
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:15,640
so uh not good bear hunters.
It turns out the side of Myoki and

1060
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:17,840
Ota families, the ones with their
kids mould. We're not the biggest fans

1061
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,560
of that, but yeah, everyone
in the guard ship was like, Hey,

1062
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:25,199
we're gonna do it. It's we
gotta kill this bear who already asked

1063
01:10:25,239 --> 01:10:27,520
us not to light the house on
fire with your kids in it. I

1064
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:31,600
just at some point you need to
understand that you're not the only people who

1065
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,399
matter. Yeah, the rest of
the village pretty much said the exact same

1066
01:10:34,399 --> 01:10:38,159
thing. They're like, we're doing
this, yeah, like what, we

1067
01:10:38,199 --> 01:10:41,119
don't want another family with a bunch
of dead bear maled kids, right,

1068
01:10:41,239 --> 01:10:44,479
Like this can't go on anymore.
Within the day the strategy was executed,

1069
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:47,960
a six member sniper team waited inside
the house like inside the house, ready,

1070
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:54,159
like we're gonna get this bear finally, but the bear showed up to

1071
01:10:54,199 --> 01:10:58,760
the house, looked inside a window, and then just dipped. He saw

1072
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:03,640
them in there and just left.
So they did, like though, apparently

1073
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:08,399
like it showed up and they weren't
ready for it. They thought it would

1074
01:11:08,399 --> 01:11:13,479
go inside, so they had no
one outside. What yeah, just went

1075
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,960
outside and shoot it when it starts
walking away, Yeah what yeah, it

1076
01:11:17,119 --> 01:11:25,079
ran away. It deserves to kill
everyone in this town. Uh what Yeah,

1077
01:11:25,399 --> 01:11:28,039
this isn't home alone with the whole
points just to keep the bear out

1078
01:11:28,039 --> 01:11:30,960
of the house. So they played
after that was the way again in the

1079
01:11:30,039 --> 01:11:33,880
house, and uh, the bear
you know, didn't show back up.

1080
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:39,039
It just sounds like the Japanese had
a hard time of guns kind of maybe

1081
01:11:39,079 --> 01:11:42,920
because they came up with the samurai
sword. So yeah, why didn'tone just

1082
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:47,880
stab the signifucking death? Everyone was
waiting around at another house for bear news

1083
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:53,159
because at dawn a search team discovered
that the Otav family, the original family

1084
01:11:53,159 --> 01:11:56,319
that was stacked by the bear,
their house was ransacked again. Okay,

1085
01:11:56,319 --> 01:11:58,479
so the bear had gone back.
Yeah, the bear gone back to their

1086
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:00,279
house. So he saw the people
at the minuku. Yeah, all the

1087
01:12:00,319 --> 01:12:03,760
attention over there, and he's like, you know what, me going back

1088
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:06,920
over there. The bear had eaten
the people's winter food stockpile, the entire

1089
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,000
thing. Okay, so not only
has it injured their children, now it's

1090
01:12:11,199 --> 01:12:15,720
basically sending them to death. Right. The bear damaged at least eight houses,

1091
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,680
but so far no one could find
it. So everyone just goes to

1092
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,600
the same place expecting the bear,
and the bear's like, oh, well,

1093
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:24,520
you left everything on guarded. I'm
gonna go where you weren't. Yeah,

1094
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:28,840
the bear is smart. It's like
like the same baseball you know where

1095
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,279
they ain't. Pretty much, that's
all the bear does. So they're gonna

1096
01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:34,479
hit us with the shift. Okay, lay a bunt down the third baseline.

1097
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,880
I wish more people would have done
that. Someone could have hit four

1098
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:41,960
hundred, just button down the baseline, Ryan Howard. Yeah, literally,

1099
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,920
it's like in percentage of zero.
It's good though, right, four hundred

1100
01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:50,960
pretty good? Yeah, even if
it's all bunts. Yeah, I mean

1101
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,119
it's not the most useful thing.
Well, we know Rob doesn't respect Tony

1102
01:12:55,159 --> 01:12:59,000
Quinn, so right, kind of
not the BUTNT leader, it's just single

1103
01:12:59,079 --> 01:13:01,479
leader, Yeah, a single later
he just hits little slappers. I like

1104
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:05,000
that little cuty slappers. I like
people another place, squeak one through the

1105
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:10,159
hole. Yeah. The police captain
at this point his name was Suga.

1106
01:13:10,239 --> 01:13:13,119
He motivated the men by cheering from
the village outside, which is like,

1107
01:13:13,199 --> 01:13:15,960
what fuck, I dude just going
there? You got this guy? You

1108
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:20,880
to be The way all this reads
is, uh, no one wants to

1109
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:25,439
actually deal with the bear. Yeah, they're all terrified of it, especially

1110
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:30,640
as no one can shoot. So
apparently like that, he decides to around

1111
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:31,960
up sixty more men and they decide
they gott to go hunt in the surrounding

1112
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:36,640
mountains because the bear had run off
again. Uh. So he seemed the

1113
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:41,920
bear, I mean Kegasaki were naming
it what that guy called it, he

1114
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,720
seemed to stretch his territory a lot
more downstream this river they were by.

1115
01:13:45,159 --> 01:13:48,399
So the police captain recognized the increasing
risk of the situation because there's another village

1116
01:13:48,439 --> 01:13:54,920
down there, and uh he decided
to make a line of defense like before

1117
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:59,520
another the other village. Yeah.
When you get to the point where some

1118
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:08,359
of these citizens deem their actions of
failure and start to supuku themselves, someone

1119
01:14:08,399 --> 01:14:12,399
should have taken their life for this. I think I I think everyone that's

1120
01:14:12,399 --> 01:14:15,239
a guard has they at least have
to like send one as tribute. Yeah.

1121
01:14:15,399 --> 01:14:18,119
Like, guys, it's like a
ancient rome. You know, you

1122
01:14:18,239 --> 01:14:21,199
decimate a unit that doesn't perform,
well, you kill one out of every

1123
01:14:21,199 --> 01:14:27,680
ten, So we need five dudes
out of that fifty. You're gonna love

1124
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:30,479
this. Uh So, he decides
he's gonna make an ice bridge over the

1125
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:34,760
river and wait for the bear or
like suicides to puokoo yourself as the bears

1126
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:39,359
behind you, so you catch the
bear. So catches the bear through.

1127
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:42,680
Yeah, like but that's like that's
an honorable death, I think so,

1128
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,720
I very Yeah, none of them
have this. Sorry. Uh So he

1129
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:49,159
decides to make an ice bridge as
a line of defense and then arranges snipers

1130
01:14:49,159 --> 01:14:53,960
and guards along the ice bridge.
That night, a sniper at the bridge

1131
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,119
thought he saw something in the shadows
of the tree stumps on the opposite shore.

1132
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:00,640
Receiving this information, the captain thought
it might be a man's shadow when

1133
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:03,279
he spoke to it. He called
out to it, However, he received

1134
01:15:03,279 --> 01:15:08,479
no reply. In ordered the snipers
open fire. At that moment, the

1135
01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:13,399
bear popped up ran away on unhurt. Of course, Yeah, they were

1136
01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:15,600
disappointed having failed to kill the bear. But the captain thought he had heard

1137
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:18,520
some response from it, meaning hey, I think we might have hit it,

1138
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:21,640
okay, but they're not sure.
He would have just been like,

1139
01:15:23,399 --> 01:15:26,359
you know, and then no one
says anything. You're making sure it's not

1140
01:15:26,359 --> 01:15:29,840
a person, like okay, he
just throw a fucking some raw meat out,

1141
01:15:30,199 --> 01:15:30,960
yeah, and then run back and
be like, all right, are

1142
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,279
we sure it's the same bear?
Every time it is the same bear.

1143
01:15:33,319 --> 01:15:38,319
It has a distinct marking. It's
got this weird white fur mark that goes

1144
01:15:38,359 --> 01:15:43,319
from its like back to its shoulder. He's got a name. It's Kesaki.

1145
01:15:44,199 --> 01:15:46,960
Okay, I'm just asking questions.
He's the terror bear, the terror

1146
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:50,159
bear. But what if there's more
than one. He's probably got a family.

1147
01:15:53,319 --> 01:15:56,279
But anyway. The next morning,
a team investigated the opposite shore and

1148
01:15:56,279 --> 01:16:00,439
found a bear's footprint and blood there. Given that Kasagaki had a again been

1149
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,439
wounded, they actually were able to
confirm that all wound happen. That imminent

1150
01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:05,640
snowstorms were threatening to cover any tracks, it was decided that this was the

1151
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:11,279
most critical opportunity to kill the bear, so a team of two out of

1152
01:16:11,319 --> 01:16:14,760
sixty decided it'd be quicker for them
to do it. Well, I mean

1153
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:15,960
you're gonna move quicker. You are
going to move quicker. Yeah, I

1154
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:19,319
think you know. At this point
too, they know that they lost the

1155
01:16:19,319 --> 01:16:23,279
bear the first time. Yeah,
because of snow. So we can't lose

1156
01:16:23,319 --> 01:16:27,039
it. This is how this went
last time. So they ended up getting

1157
01:16:27,199 --> 01:16:30,720
deep into the woods. They spotted
the bear resting near Japanese oak, and

1158
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,840
they got as close as they fucking
could to this bear. They got within

1159
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:40,000
like fifteen meters of it, which
is your fifteen yards. You're done.

1160
01:16:40,119 --> 01:16:43,199
It's closing distance for a bear over
again. Yeah, and they were able

1161
01:16:43,239 --> 01:16:46,359
to hit it immediately in the heart, immediate hearts shot, and then they

1162
01:16:46,399 --> 01:16:50,039
fired off a second round instantaneously,
two different rifles. The other guy hit

1163
01:16:50,079 --> 01:16:55,000
it in the head, killing the
animal. Bang, head and heart done.

1164
01:16:55,239 --> 01:16:58,039
They had to get fifteen meters to
this bear. You gotta be sure,

1165
01:16:58,199 --> 01:17:00,119
Yeah, no, I mean,
you can't be a show off and

1166
01:17:00,159 --> 01:17:03,039
try to hit it from you know, two hundred meters three hundred meters.

1167
01:17:03,079 --> 01:17:05,720
No, no, no, They
at this point the amount of damage this

1168
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:09,079
thing had done and the amount of
times they hadn't caught it there like we

1169
01:17:09,199 --> 01:17:12,239
it's basically a suicide mission. If
you don't hit and then As they approached

1170
01:17:12,239 --> 01:17:17,960
the bear's corpse, undertaker Jiff from
the dead. It's funny you say that.

1171
01:17:18,479 --> 01:17:23,039
No, I'm kidding. The bear
was dead, but one last hoorah.

1172
01:17:23,359 --> 01:17:27,479
When measured, it turned out the
bear wasn't even as big as they

1173
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:30,079
thought. This was one of the
smaller ones. It was just really fucking

1174
01:17:30,119 --> 01:17:32,800
smart, more than one bear.
It was eight point nine feet tall,

1175
01:17:33,199 --> 01:17:36,600
so almost nine feet tall, and
seven hundred and fifty pounds. Okay,

1176
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:43,039
so two feet taller than Shack.
Yeah. Yeah, still seven hundred and

1177
01:17:43,039 --> 01:17:45,039
fifty pounds almost one thousand pounds,
three quarters of a thousand pounds. How

1178
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:49,079
how how much does that guy in
the Eagles Way from Georgia, the fucking

1179
01:17:49,079 --> 01:17:53,000
giant Jahn Carter? Oh no,
no, jam Carter's not that big of

1180
01:17:53,119 --> 01:17:56,680
Jordan Davis. Jordan Davis. Yeah, it's like three fifties over three bills

1181
01:17:56,720 --> 01:18:01,560
easily. Yeah, okay, so
twice his weight and and yeah, one

1182
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:03,960
of the smaller ones. That's one
of the smaller ones. Yeah. He

1183
01:18:04,079 --> 01:18:10,000
was also uh They found out though, that his head was like absurdly large,

1184
01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:12,159
So he had a big brain.
He had a huge brain. He

1185
01:18:12,199 --> 01:18:15,319
was like the largest, like compared
to the size of its body, huge

1186
01:18:15,359 --> 01:18:18,039
head. They'd never seen anything like
it. I'm telling it Satan. I

1187
01:18:18,119 --> 01:18:24,479
think he jammed himself into the head. Yeah. What the villagers did.

1188
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:28,479
They dismantled, boiled and ate it. But yeah, they were like as

1189
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:31,680
revenge for victims who had been devoured. I wanted to go back to when

1190
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:35,520
we were talking about the best case
scenario for hunting and bear. You get

1191
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:41,600
to eat a bear, which I
don't find to be a delightful meat.

1192
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:45,439
Have you had it? It's not
great, I remember it just being tough.

1193
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,279
Yeah, it doesn't. It's not
even something that I'm like that,

1194
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:53,800
Yeah, that I'm interested in eating. Like, I just don't think it's

1195
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:57,439
like eating like a fat dog or
something, you know what I mean.

1196
01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:00,119
Like, it's just I would rather
have a pet bear then eat bear.

1197
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:04,680
Yeah, I just that's not Oh
yeah, eating bear sounds disgusting. It

1198
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:08,800
honestly to me, it sounds like
eating like a giant possel, you know,

1199
01:19:09,159 --> 01:19:12,319
Like a bear to me doesn't seem
like it's not like cattle. It's

1200
01:19:12,359 --> 01:19:15,119
not like a cloven hoofed animal.
It's got paws. That's weird. They're

1201
01:19:15,159 --> 01:19:18,880
kind of trash animals. Yeah,
Like I think anything with paws probably shouldn't

1202
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:24,079
be eaten. They're pretty muscular.
I would think they would be tasty because

1203
01:19:24,119 --> 01:19:26,880
they do have a lot of fat
on them. Like, do we even

1204
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:30,399
really eat anything with paws in this
country, like traditionally, I'm trying to

1205
01:19:30,399 --> 01:19:32,880
think. I don't think we do. I think it's all pigs, cows,

1206
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:39,079
ghosts, anything with chicken and birds. Yeah, horses too. Horses

1207
01:19:39,119 --> 01:19:42,079
have hoofs. Yeah, I know, like we don't eat shit with paws.

1208
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:49,479
Yeah, but yeah. Once this
bear was killed, people started to

1209
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:53,760
believe that the bear was a demon
that was sent to them to tell them

1210
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,079
to leave. I caught it.
Yeah, yeah, I think that's not

1211
01:19:56,119 --> 01:20:00,520
inaccurate. Yeah, it's also the
easiest explanation. It transformed to a ghost

1212
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:02,119
town about a year later, and
oh they took they took it. Seriously,

1213
01:20:02,119 --> 01:20:04,760
They're like, that was a demon. We gotta go. Yeah,

1214
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:08,680
they all left everyone like okay.
Yeah. They were like we why would

1215
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:13,680
we live here, which begs the
question why did you wait? Why didn't

1216
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:16,199
you just leave then? Like I
don't understand. Yeah, like everything the

1217
01:20:16,279 --> 01:20:19,079
coast is clear, you don't have
to leave now. Yeah, it's like

1218
01:20:19,119 --> 01:20:23,119
you should have left the year before
killed the demon killed. You killed a

1219
01:20:23,159 --> 01:20:29,000
demon? Why didn't you leave before
you had to? But whatever? Anyway,

1220
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:33,239
Uh, yeah, so I guess
a guy who was six years old

1221
01:20:33,239 --> 01:20:36,000
at the time grew up to become
a prolific bear hunter. He ended up

1222
01:20:36,079 --> 01:20:40,039
killing. Uh he wanted to kill
ten bears for every victim of the attack.

1223
01:20:40,119 --> 01:20:42,119
By the time he reached the age
of sixty two, he'd killed one

1224
01:20:42,199 --> 01:20:45,520
hundred and two bears. Sure that
makes sense. Yeah, that's just cool.

1225
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:47,600
But then the bears will understand that
message. One of the bears he

1226
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:55,920
killed was an eleven hundred pound male
brown bear who is nicknamed the North Sea

1227
01:20:56,079 --> 01:20:59,560
Terror that stuffed on display today.
But yeah, I just want to tell

1228
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:01,840
you about this that didn't die for
a while until it did, until it

1229
01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:05,039
did, and then how bad people
weren't killing it because it was the whole

1230
01:21:05,119 --> 01:21:10,760
nightmare I just happened about one hundred
years ago. There's just nothing you can

1231
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:15,600
do. What a bear pop said. This says bear meat tastes like beef,

1232
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:17,840
but with a sweeter taste. I
disagree. Yeah I didn't. I

1233
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:20,039
wasn't gonna say that, but I
had heard there was like a sweetness to

1234
01:21:20,079 --> 01:21:25,720
it, which didn't make it sound
better. It's like rich, too rich,

1235
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:29,279
Like at least the Bear I had
it was it was super tough,

1236
01:21:29,319 --> 01:21:30,600
like fatty. I don't know,
No, I don't know what the fuck

1237
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:34,760
I ate. It sounds gross.
It wasn't good. I just didn't care

1238
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:38,640
for it. Sounds very gross.
Yeah, what did you guys learning today?

1239
01:21:40,159 --> 01:21:43,239
Japanese aren't great with guns, clearly, dude, Oh my god.

1240
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,279
I don't think they were good with
plans in the settlements. Also kind of

1241
01:21:45,319 --> 01:21:49,119
I'm curious, like what kind of
people were settling in Japan and like there,

1242
01:21:49,199 --> 01:21:51,560
That's what I want to know.
Why do we have such a hard

1243
01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:57,880
time with Japan in World War Two? Well, we were fighting two wars.

1244
01:21:58,119 --> 01:22:00,000
I get that. Yeah, it
split fronts. It was very naval,

1245
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:03,920
wasn't it. It's extreme. Yeah, But if this is their ancestors,

1246
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,920
this is the kind of people that
are coming from one bears taking them

1247
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:10,800
out. Yeah, it's true.
Well they got to they got to cut

1248
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:12,920
their teeth in China for a while. I mean, did you really figure

1249
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:15,000
things out? That's true. They
had a lot of practice. They had

1250
01:22:15,039 --> 01:22:18,800
a ten year sort of like training
sash before we even got into the war.

1251
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:23,000
Training sash is the most g way
of saying what they were doing.

1252
01:22:23,119 --> 01:22:26,800
I know, this is truly the
most horrific metal shit you've ever heard in

1253
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:31,600
your life. Yeah, it's It's
a good point though, Like I know,

1254
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:35,840
our pioneers did some dumb shit,
like in the eighteen hundreds and stuff.

1255
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:39,239
When they were doing all the like
fur trapping and shit. You know,

1256
01:22:39,279 --> 01:22:41,920
they were getting into weird shit.
But like you also hear about guys

1257
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:46,159
like tying their fucking like hair together
and like making rafts and shit like the

1258
01:22:46,199 --> 01:22:49,880
Revenu guy m. You know,
also when you're out there on the trail,

1259
01:22:50,319 --> 01:22:55,840
gotta worry about bear traps stepping on
just stuff the French plant plus the

1260
01:22:55,960 --> 01:23:01,279
natives. Yeah, it's pretty like
homogenite here. You're only worrying about one

1261
01:23:01,319 --> 01:23:08,680
bear. Not that tough, You're
it's Japanese bandits. You know, you

1262
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:12,319
hear about bandits, but like band
it's been everywhere, it's forever thing.

1263
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:15,239
I guess not really, I don't
know. I feel like bandits don't go

1264
01:23:15,359 --> 01:23:19,680
deep into the the thick of it. It seems like all you have all

1265
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:26,239
these weapons, fifty guys with rifles
plus one bear. It should have been

1266
01:23:26,279 --> 01:23:30,399
done so many times, like the
house, maybe one kid dies, but

1267
01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:33,600
not all the kids. They should
have bare minimum, just burn bare minimum.

1268
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:36,560
They should have done, just burned
the house down at that point.

1269
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:40,039
Yeah, but it is a demon, so it probably would have survived the

1270
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:44,079
fire. Yeah. Well, I
get like, oh, we gotta save

1271
01:23:44,119 --> 01:23:45,479
acoon, and it's like, actually, you're wrong. There were no kids

1272
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:48,680
left in there, and the ones
we did get out, we're gonna toss

1273
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,000
one back now because we didn't burn
the house in the first place. It

1274
01:23:51,079 --> 01:23:54,760
does I I did. What I
did learn it really is that there's frightening

1275
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:58,039
wildlife in Japan. I just really
always have you Japan like England or like

1276
01:23:58,279 --> 01:24:00,359
even New England, you know what
I mean, just the northeast where it's

1277
01:24:00,439 --> 01:24:03,680
like, oh there's nothing, you
know, like there's nothing scary except for

1278
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:08,399
bears. There are bears there,
but there's not like grizzlies and ship They

1279
01:24:08,479 --> 01:24:12,479
still bears do they only have black
bears? I honestly have no idea what

1280
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:15,359
kind of wildlif they have in Japan. Again, are Komodo dragons there?

1281
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:20,079
No, No, those are where. That's like Indonesia and stuff. They

1282
01:24:20,079 --> 01:24:25,199
don't just migrate up, they swim
over. That don't be a nightmare.

1283
01:24:25,399 --> 01:24:28,239
Oh my God, can you imagine? Those are the most terrifying animals.

1284
01:24:28,279 --> 01:24:30,279
They can kill you, well,
their bike can kill you, piss,

1285
01:24:30,439 --> 01:24:34,920
but they can also just kill you
without the poison too. Dragons were real

1286
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:38,720
at one point. They had to
have been right, I have had to

1287
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:43,920
be well. According to our boy
Graham Hancock, there's some sort of like

1288
01:24:44,199 --> 01:24:51,199
glass boned winged serpent in every culture. Plus the Komodo dragon can just open

1289
01:24:51,199 --> 01:24:56,119
its show. Yeah, it's wide. It's just Indonesia. Indonesia, by

1290
01:24:56,159 --> 01:25:00,319
the way, that's also a low
key terrifying place. Yes, will never

1291
01:25:00,359 --> 01:25:03,000
go there. Indonesia is where people
like people get eaten by fucking pythons.

1292
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:10,159
There, there's kmodo dragons Indonesia.
Have you ever read about Bali, Indonesia?

1293
01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:13,439
I don't know. I don't actually
I think it. I think it

1294
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:19,399
is is it is Bali? Thailand's
Indonesia Indonesia? Okay, Yeah, Bali

1295
01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:23,119
seems like a place you want to
visit at some point in your life.

1296
01:25:23,159 --> 01:25:26,439
But I'm not going outside of that. Yeah. The thing that Indonesia is

1297
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:29,840
huge. Indonesia is gigantic. I
think it's like the fifth or sixth biggest

1298
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:31,600
the country. I think it's big
country's what population was in the world fourth

1299
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:35,720
Actually no, oh, it's above
Brazil and we've done zero stories on it

1300
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:41,880
in our podcast. Well, it's
been mentioned. We talked about how they

1301
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:45,720
sent black slaves to China. We
have talked about how Islam made it there.

1302
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:48,479
Yea, it's mentioned. Yeah,
we've I have done anything on it.

1303
01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:53,039
We haven't really done a deep Indonesia
might have the biggest gripe on earth

1304
01:25:53,079 --> 01:25:58,079
of being overlooked. Oh my god, the entire like Pacific island, like

1305
01:25:58,359 --> 01:26:04,640
Oceania, Indonesia. Yeah, yeah, standing army, it can't be big.

1306
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:14,479
It's probably I never hear anything about
their military capacity. It's not they

1307
01:26:14,520 --> 01:26:15,239
have a good navy. I don't
know what they have. They don't have

1308
01:26:15,239 --> 01:26:17,439
a I don't think they have a
Greek They just have a lot of people.

1309
01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:21,319
I don't think they have if you
need someone to throw bodies. So

1310
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:25,960
India's number one, China's number two, the US is number three, and

1311
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:30,319
then honestly, like you know,
Indonesia will probably catch maybe could maybe catch

1312
01:26:30,359 --> 01:26:34,520
us in the next century because just
because we don't fuck anymore. But they're

1313
01:26:36,319 --> 01:26:41,279
seventy million, sixty called sixty actually
sixty million people behind the us. Are

1314
01:26:41,279 --> 01:26:45,600
they a friend? Are they an
ally Indonesia? Not really? I don't

1315
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:49,880
know. Weird we got them under
control, we think we do we end

1316
01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:53,920
up going to war with China.
I think we actually have good relations enough.

1317
01:26:54,039 --> 01:26:55,880
Are they on our side of China? I think, well, they're

1318
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:58,520
a majority Muslim country, so you
think you would think at some point they

1319
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:03,199
would be they would understand that doesn't
like Muslims like anyone. Yeah, atheist,

1320
01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:09,800
but yeah, that's that's what I
learned today. And today's hitler is

1321
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:15,239
the bear h clearly. Actually no, the guy that decided not to burn

1322
01:27:15,279 --> 01:27:20,479
the house that was that was a
grieving mother that wanted Oh you're seeing the

1323
01:27:20,479 --> 01:27:25,640
person that listened to the grieving mother. Yeah, okay, I I think

1324
01:27:25,680 --> 01:27:28,520
you might have to go with captain
shouting from outside the village. You got

1325
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:30,479
it, you got good. I'm
going to the bear Yeah, the bear

1326
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:38,920
snipers, the bear hunter that had
been chasing this specific guy down for years.

1327
01:27:39,119 --> 01:27:42,359
I love. I don't think he
was that is my favorite. No,

1328
01:27:43,159 --> 01:27:45,479
I think you can follow him.
He was hunting him, but he

1329
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:48,239
was following him with anything. He
was stalking him. He was a fan.

1330
01:27:48,399 --> 01:27:51,640
Really, Yeah, he's following him
the way I go to the bear

1331
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:56,399
hunter and he's like, that's the
work of Kegasaki. I've been following that

1332
01:27:56,439 --> 01:27:59,439
bear for fifteen years, and I
swear to go, oh, you're gonna

1333
01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:02,000
help us, nah man. I
sold my gun for booze. Yeah.

1334
01:28:02,119 --> 01:28:06,039
I will pick up the bones though, like I would love his heady.

1335
01:28:08,359 --> 01:28:12,720
Yeah. Well that's it for today, guys, Happy New Year, Happy

1336
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:15,800
New Year, Love y'all for dinner
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1337
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:15,640
just got Saucer.