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M HM cod down for blast off
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one Fire from the far horizons of
the unknown come transcribed tales of new dimensions

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in time and space. These are
stories of the future adventures in which you'll

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live in a million, could be
years, on a thousand, maybe worlds.

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The National Broadcasting Company, in cooperation
with Galaxy Science Fiction Magazine, presents

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minus one Tonight The Lungamina by Gordon
R. Dixon. Blame Clay hard Bank

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if you like, or what happened
at Station five sixty three, or blame

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Bill Peterborough, the one we call
the kid. I blame no one.

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I'm a door sie man. That
means I was brought up in one of

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those tiny planets a million light years
from nowhere. Being a door siren man

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is quite a responsibility. We are
a very polite people. We have to

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be, because when we get angry, we fight to the death. It

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all began that evening Clay Harbang began
reminiscing about his home planet Lu Lungomina.

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We were sitting around the recreation room
of five sixty three. There was a

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card game going on in one corner. Lu lung go Mina, the very

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name sounds like music, doesn't it
more? You know me, Clay,

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I'm a doorside man. I've been
in the doorside planets. I've seen them

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all knocking around this universe for thirty
five years. But when it comes to

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sheer beauty, lu lung go mina. How long since you've been home?

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Clay? Home? Twenty years more? Twenty stinking miserable years. Well that'll

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be over soon, another ten days. You're gonna miss all five sixty three,

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miss this scott forsaken little asteroid.
Not for a minute. We'll miss

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your ugly face around here, at
least I will. I'm gonna miss your

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gloomy doorsy puss too. Lord,
Why don't you get out of it?

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You've had more years in space service
than any of us. You've probably got

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enough credits to get out too.
He I wouldn't know what to do with

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myself. Couldn't you go home?
You should know better than that, the

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Dnebrian trouble, the d Nebrian trouble. You could go to Earth? What

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four ever been there? Never once? And I've never wanted to. I've

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seen too many earthmen like the kid
over there. He's green in service,

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he's full of greed and stupid hate
like the rest of them. That's not

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for me. Looks if the game's
breaking up here he comes. Well,

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if this is the big gambler from
the windy planet, what's its name?

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Lu lung Gomina? Yeah, how's
the piggy bank coming? Dad? The

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piggy is a gentleman kid. He
never overeats, so he won't ever get

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into gestion sour grapes. You see
this water credits five hundred? How long

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you have to work for five hundred
credits? Dad? How many trips you

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have to make around this? How
much closer to fall in your grave?

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You have to come? You look
as if you made a killing. I

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always make a killing. I'm a
natural born gambler, and I don't just

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talk about it like some I think
I'll go out and take a turn around

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the station. More fine, I'll
go with you. It's stuffy in here.

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Don't bother. I'd rather be alone. A big chet knocked around the

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planets for thirty five years. He
used to have a reputation as the hottest

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gambler in the systems. Comes from
the most beautiful planet in the universe.

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Why don't you lay off him?
Kid? Let me give you a piece

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of sound advice. Go ahead,
lay off Clay Harbank. He's been around

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the systems a lot longer than you
have. He may not be any chicken,

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but he's a tough baby when the
situation calls for it. You're trying

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to scare me more. I thought
you doorside guys were smarter than that.

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I'm beginning. No, no,
look, no fads moat. I mean,

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I wasn't trying to insault the door
side people or anything. I gotta

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go to a flight check. I'll
see. We were in bad shape.

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The twenty of us at Frontier Station
five sixty three, on the very edge

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of the human area had gone sour. Half the man had applications or transfer

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in already. But I told the
kid about Clay being tough. Well,

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that was a bluff to keep him
off. Nobody knew better than I did

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that Clay was burned out inside like
I used up rocket. I put on

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a spacesuit and went out to join
him. Oh high, maud II,

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beautiful night. Huh nice back on
lu Lungo Mina. On a night like

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this, the rack eash flowers open
up and you can hear them singing.

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There are six moons, and every
one of them is like a yellow lant.

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My mom and dad and I used
to live on the edge of a

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lotus pool. Here I go talking
about home again. Figures a guy who's

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been saving up for ten years to
get home is bound to start thinking about

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it when the time comes. I
wish you could come with me more play

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tell me something? Yes? Do
you ever get the urge to gamble again?

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Do I get the urge to gamble? What you ever watch a man

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who's been on pon for a while
when he's broken the habit. You can't

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get him near the stuff he despises
it, and yet the same man is

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liable to go back on with no
provocation. Well that's the way it is

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when you've gambled all your life.
I figured maybe that's why I keep talking

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about home. Every time I hear
the kid flipping those cards in the recreation

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room, I start talking about home. Have you noticed? I've noticed?

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But this time I'm going to make
it more. I tried three times before.

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This time I've got the dough,
and I know I'm gonna make it.

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I think you will claim you know
what did it? Lu Lungo Mina,

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That's what saved me this time,
the thought of that beautiful planet.

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Well, when you get there,
you can send me a phototape. At

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the rate we get visitors, it
should reach me in five or six years.

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You will be out. By then
you'll be home. I'll never go

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home. Claim never. Well,
that's red four screens must have picked up

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a ship in the galaxy. Maybe
we'll get a visit. Eh, keep

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us from going logo anyway? Coming
in? No, I think I'll stay

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out. Awhile, Well, I'm
going to check the screen, see you

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later. Red four meant simply that
a ship was entering the galaxy. The

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chances of it touching down on five
sixty three were pretty remote, unless it

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happened to need a clearance for Earth
or Mars. The screen was black by

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the time I got there, but
the kid was filing a report. Oh

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hi boy, Hey, what's a
hicks Abrod? Like? Why we're having

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one for a visitor? You don't
say, I just came in over the

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receiver. What'll he be like?
A hicks Obrod? Stiff as a poker,

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proud as lucifer, honest as sunlight, and tied as a camel on

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his way through the eye of a
needle. What do they look like?

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Oh, they're kind of humanoid,
but they have a dead pan face that

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never changes like a mask. Oh
they were a little scary, I hear.

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That's a green skin and the scales. Also, they run about eight

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feet tall. I wouldn't tangle with
one if I were you. Back on

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Danebria. Once I saw a Hickserbrod
rip a Manda Ribbons with its claws.

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Why the man made the mistake of
insulting HICKSA that's one of the twin planets

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they come from. Pretty touchy,
aren't they Not? Really? They are

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a very level headed race. You
know. The hicks a broad reputation,

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don't you. No, you didn't
hear much about him on Earth. Well

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are the first and only mercenary political
arbitrators in the known universe. A Hickserbrod

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can be hired, but he's absolutely
incapable of being influenced or bribed. He

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tells a cold truth and nothing but
the cold truth. And brother, when

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a hicks Abrod tells you the truth, it's plenty cold. It really lets

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you have it. Huh. They
are a small race and very much in

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demand if some kind of political dispute
comes up from planetary to inter alien.

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Both sides hire a Hickserbrod to represent
him. That way they know the other

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side is being completely honest. Oh
that's very interesting, you know, very

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interesting. I could tell there was
something on the kid's mind, but of

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course I didn't know what it was. Most of the talk in the recreation

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room that night centered around the arrival
of the hicks Abrod. Landing beacons were

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turned on and we waited for another
radio communication. Hey, anybody want to

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sit in on this next hand?
What? No? Thanks? Well,

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I know better than to ask the
galaxy's foremost gambler. That's right, kid,

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Well, maybe when this Hicks of
Brod gets here, we'll be able

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to work out a decent game.
Do Hicks of Rod's gamble? No,

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kid, they don't gamble. That's
too bad. Well, we can always

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sit and listen to you lying about
what a beautiful place the lung gamina is.

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Kid, you just went too far. Yeah, you're gonna do something

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about it. That's right. I'm
gonna punch a little note, break it

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up. Play you all right,
I'm okay. You better get to the

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infirmary, have your mouth taken care
of. Kid, You get to your

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quarters. Since one of you giving
orders, I'm telling you to get to

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your quarters, you better do what
he says. Kid, he's a door

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sign man. That's all I've been
here, and since I got here,

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when big gamblers come from the loungamina, and how dorsign men are killing so

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far, I've seen nothing, but
I heard a lot of time. Get

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to your quarters. I'll give you
a five seconds to start moving. You

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better go ahead, kid, Okay, okay, one, I'm letting you

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bluff me out of the game this
time. Just remember there's gonna be other

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games next time. I won't be
bluffed. He left the recreation room.

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I felt a slight and not unpleasant
shiver run down between my shoulder blades and

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my eyes were still hot. I'd
almost lost my control that time, and

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my senses told me i'd better be
careful for the next three days. The

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tension of five sixty three was almost
unbearable. Play Hardbank seemed to age twenty

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years after the kid knocked him down. Now hear this, all personnel,

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Now hear this, all personnel.
A ship is approaching for flight check.

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A ship is approaching for flight check. Report to central, Report to central,

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Well this is Clay. We're getting
the Hicks abroad. Seems almost like

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home, having a Hicks abroad with
us. They're all over the Tazian system.

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You know you speak Hicks abroad,
you have to on lu lungomina.

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I don't know that. I picked
it up during the Third Exploration a long

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time ago. Huh, we're not
getting younger Clay. Yeah, I found

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that out. I don't take it
so big. He's just a punk kid,

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sure, and I'm just a dumb
old man offered. Ah, that's

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touchdown. You ought to be here
in a minute. That does it.

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He's down. Look at that ship. Huh, let's go. You'll need

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some help with his baggage. The
ship was a silvery, one man job,

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the kind that have taken the Hicks
of Brod's all over the universe.

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The cabin door slid back and the
Hicks have stepped out. He was as

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green and scaly as a lizard,
but there was a certain unmistakable dignity in

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his bearing. Since I spoke the
language, I was the first to greet

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him, felt the Hutch and Hicks
abrod. Welcome to this place. I

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greet you, dorsy man. My
name is mort Byansky. I am called

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dor Lasses. Come, I'll show
you to your quarters. Thank you?

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How long will you remain here?
Only for one night? I wish clearance

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for Mars, and I'm sure it
can be handled this way. I wondered

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how he knew I was a Dorsey
man, and then it seemed obvious.

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My broken nose, the scars,
the lined face. Nobody could mistake a

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human from the doorside planets. Still
it scared me a little. I kept

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wondering if he had anything to do
with interplanetary police. I tried to put

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it out of my mom. There
was no use. Mind. If I

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come in, Clay, sit down, have a smoke. Thanks. Where's

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the Hicks Abroad in his room getting
cleaned up for dinner? Strange guys,

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aren't they? There's something even stranger
going on? What's that the kids in

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there with him with the Hicks and
what are you supposed they're talking about?

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I don't know. I wish I
did. Kids probably trying to get the

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Hicks into a dice game. What's
on your mind? Mart Clay? You've

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been around? Are there any Hicks
Abroads in interplanetary police? A few?

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Why? I don't know. I
just had a feeling. You know,

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you're dreaming up bogey Man. Maybe. Besides, you're not in any trouble

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outside the doors. I says I
killed a human clay, not deliberately,

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no rage, and all the time
on door side, doesn't it not to

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an officer of intergalactic Besides, that
was twenty five years ago. There's no

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statue of limitations in the systems.
Nobody knows but me. Right, you

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don't have to be clairvoyant to wonder
why a man hasn't been back to his

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home planet for twenty five years.
You think the kid, I don't know.

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He's got no love for me.
Still, he doesn't know anything.

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How would he know this hicks Abroad
is an agent. If he is,

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couldn't say where are you going?
I think I'll take a look at that

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message the kid filed, the one
we got when we first picked up the

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hicks Abrod on the screens. Let
me know what you find, if anything.

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I walked through the empty corridors to
the communications center. I went directly

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to the files where incoming messages are
kept, and flicked the tab until I

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got to notices of arrivals. There
two days before was a report of the

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arrival of door losses. I ran
my finger down the statistics until I came

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to the line that said point of
origin of flight. It read Tarzian Galaxy.

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That was where Clay Harbank's l longamina
was. I read further where it

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said nature of business. My blood
ran cold as I spelled out the words

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criminal. Come in, felt the
Hutch and Hicks abroad. I greet you,

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dorsay man. Is there anything you
require? Nothing? Thank you.

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I came to tell you that we'll
have dinner to night at eight hundred hours.

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The young Earthman has already informed me
there's a shortage of raw meat here.

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I've brought my own food, Thank
you. I see you came in

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from the Tarzian planets. Yes,
you didn't happen to be in the Doorside

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planets before then? No, I
thought perhaps you might have some news.

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I came from intergalactic headquarters. Yes
I am. I saw your flight check.

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Then you know my mission? Yes? Good? How long do I

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have to pack? I will be
leaving at seven hundred hours tomorrow morning?

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Can you be ready by then?
Yes? I guess so good. I

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don't suppose there's any point in appealing
to you. Higsbrods are supposed to be

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totally without emotion. There's no point
in appealing funny thing. I've been running

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away from this moment for twenty five
years. Now that it's come, I'm

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glad we'll be going back to the
Dorsise. Yes, to Intergalactic headquarters for

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all these years home. I don't
suppose a Hixbrod knows what that feeling is

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like. I will expect you at
seven hundred hours now, if you don't

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mind, I wish to prepare my
one thing. Yes, did the young

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Earthman tip you off about me?
No? Funny, I could have sworn

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it was him. That was that
when a Hicks abroad tells you no,

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you can bet your life. He
isn't lying. I began to wonder how

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they located me. I began to
wonder what he and the kid had talked

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about. I began to wonder a
lot of things. Well, he's an

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agent for Intergalactic. Oh that doesn't
prove he's after you. He is?

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How do you know? I just
talked to him Lord in Heaven. Ah,

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it isn't so bad. Really,
Just think I'll be going home.

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I'm going to kill that kid.
I'm going to kill him. Play listen

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to me. The kid didn't turn
me in, you said, I said

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he was talking to the Hicks.
I just asked him, and the Hicks

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told me it wasn't the kid.
They don't lie, so don't go blow

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going off. It's going to be
hard. Ten days doesn't have to be

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ten days. What do you mean? How many credits do you need to

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buy your way out? Another five
hundred next payday? Don't wait, don't

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wait. I have over nine hundred
credits. I'll turn them over to you

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more. Listen, I don't need
them. You can pay off tomorrow and

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fly as far as the Tarzan chain
with me in the Hicks. It's a

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very nice thing, mort will you
do it? I'll think about it.

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Let you know after dinner. I
thought of running away, but there was

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really no place to run once they
tracked you down. And the hicks Abrods

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were utterly relentless once they had agreed
to bring a man in. Since they

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had no feelings, they made no
judgments. They were absolutely certain that a

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man would get a fair trial.
I packed my stuff and went in to

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dinner. The Hicks Abroad was at
the head of the table eating his raw

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chinsuo meat past the gravy place,
do Alosses, Yes, they tell me

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that the Hicks Abroad home planet is
a very beautiful place. It is true.

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I'm from Earth myself. Yes,
I'm curious to know what there's beautiful

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planet of yours looks like the kid's
pretty talkative tonight. What's cooking? I

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don't know, but I don't trust
it to Flora and fauna maintained in excellent

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natural balance. No local sur plus
has exceeded one percent of the normal population

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for the last sixty thousand years.
Life on Hicks is predictable. The weather

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is controlled within the greatest limits of
feasibility. The symmetry of the landscape is

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without parallel in the universe. Very
pretty picture, very attractive home world.

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What I regret to inform you to
Olysses that I've been given to understand that

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it pales into insignificance when compared with
another beauty spot in our universe, your

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Earth. I wish I could say
yes, no, no, this place

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is so wonderful. I doubt if
an earth Man like me could get in.

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In fact, I've never seen it, but I've been hearing about it

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for some months now, and either
it's the most wonderful place in the universe,

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or the man who's been telling me
about it is a rotten liar.

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Get your gun, kid, get
your gun. Why guns? You call

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me a liar? Why use guns
when it's possible to prove the thing one

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way or another with complete certainty.
For months now, you've been telling me

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two things, One that you used
to be a gambler. Two your precious

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little lungamina is the most wonderful place
in the universe. The question is is

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he the statement true? They're both
true. You'll back them up with my

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life. I'm not asking it a
back then with your life. Just back

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then with that nice little hoarde you've
been accumulating all these years. Well,

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you've said you were a gambler.
Bet with me and prove it. Suppose

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I do. How do we prove
my statement about the lungomina. That's easy.

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We have with us at this table
at hicks Abroad, in a conversation

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with him, I found out that
he's just visited every planet Natazian Shane.

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Now is everyone no, it's a
hicks Abrod never lies. Do you think

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you could judge this point? Do
olyossis the point can be Judd Well gambler,

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Hey, it's a trick. Don't
bet. How much will you bet?

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Kid? All I got the equivalent
of ten years? Pay? Well,

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you're on do olyassis? Okay?
If I question him, proceed.

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You've been to the planet Nitazian Shaine, which this man calls his home.

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I must ascertain the position of the
planet, the fourth planet, Yes,

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the one with six moons. That's
it. I've been there recently, as

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you well know, since we spoke
of it only this afternoon we did speak.

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If it that's true? Now would
you tell me you know the planet?

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Yes, you know it's geography.
I do not repeat myself. Is

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it a large planet? No?
Is it a rich planet? No?

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Was there not a rain of radioactive
fallout from an explosion of a nearby star

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only five months ago? There was? It did not destroy every piece of

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vegetation and leave this planet a gutted, smoking ruins, chod and ugly.

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It did well, Gambler, you
haven't asked him the main question yet,

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kid, Would you like to ask
him? All right, Hicks abroad,

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the question to be judged is this
is lu lung Goomina, the most beautiful

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and the most wonderful place in the
universe. Yes, it is what well,

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kid, that's a trick. It's
a rotten trick. I don't believe

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it. The hexes the eyes of
the hicks Aprod are narrow and baleful.

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As he pushed back his chair,
you could almost feel them burning. As

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he dragged his scaly feet over toward
the kid. He stopped about six inches

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from the kid and held both his
hands up, palms near the kid's eyes.

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There was a clicking sound, and
we watched eleven sets of gleaming razorlike

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claws showed up from the tips of
the Hicksibrod's fingers. Their points were almost

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against the kid's eyes. Look at
my hands, earth men, are they

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not clean? Yes? Do you
doubt that I have told the truth?

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Not? Know? Then there is
nothing further to discuss. I bow to

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you, gentlemen. I thank you
for your hospitality. You will excuse me.

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We stood around and watched that proud, frightening figure drag itself out of

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the room. The kid was trembling
like a leaf as he drew a bank

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draft for ten years pay and handed
it to Clay Harbag. The next morning,

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Clay and I boarded the Hicks Abroad
ship and four days later, we

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touched down at the outer planet of
the Tarjan Chain. Well, this is

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where I get off more. I
I don't know what to say. Really,

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I guess you know how I feel. I think I do play.

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Let's just say so long. There
will be no need for goodbyers. Both

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of you are leaving the ship here. But I thought I intend to return

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to intergalactic headquarters empty hand, empty
handed. But they'll question you. What

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will you tell them the truth?
Of course, But you have told me

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nothing. But I assume I am
not interested in your assumption. You asked

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me my mission. I told you
it was a criminal investigation. You said

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you assumed you would go back with
me, and I told you when my

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ship was departing. There is nothing
more to be said. But surely you

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know what. Don't say anything.
A exerbrod deals only with facts, what

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is absolutely known. They're the most
literal beings in the universe. Let it

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go with that. Goodbye, gentlemen. I am grateful for the pleasure of

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your company. Five minutes later,
Clay Harbank and I shook hands at the

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exit of the spaceport on Tarsa's ten. But before we parted, there was

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one thing I had to know,
Clay one thing before you go. Yes,

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How did you know the hicks Abrod
would lie about lu lungamina? He

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didn't lie. Moor A hicks Abrod
never lies. But lulonga mina mort Let

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me tell you something. Lulungo mina
is a word in use throughout the Tarsian

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planets. Actually it's a hicks Abrod. Would it means home? All I

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did was as the hickserbrod if home
was beautiful? He simply said yes.

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And a hicks Abroad, as everybody
knows, doesn't lie. You have just

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