WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.720 --> 00:00:04.759 Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a horny married couple. Content may include adult 2 00:00:04.799 --> 00:00:08.960 language and themes. Check the description for more details. Your discretion as advised. 3 00:00:14.119 --> 00:00:18.440 It's season five. Welcome back to Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite sex 4 00:00:18.480 --> 00:00:23.079 podcast hosted by an already married couple, with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer 5 00:00:23.120 --> 00:00:28.320 Man Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it. 6 00:00:28.519 --> 00:00:36.399 Stay horny bitches. Hih hi, Hello, Welcome back to another episode 7 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:42.039 of your favorite sex podcast, Bottled Up Bitches with Me Rihann and me Adam 8 00:00:42.479 --> 00:00:47.600 Hi Adam, Hello, We've had such an eventful few days and I thought 9 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:52.600 before we dive into it, we could just get like a little check like, 10 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:56.039 how are you, how's your how are your days? How are you 11 00:00:56.039 --> 00:01:00.799 feeling emotionally? I'm feeling pretty good emotion very tired today. You and I 12 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:04.079 both sister. Yeah, in the case of the leaps, yeah, I 13 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:08.120 was. I'm really like struggling to keep my eyes open. Yeah, I 14 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:14.760 don't know why. You know, it's been an eventful few days and working 15 00:01:15.159 --> 00:01:17.719 and you and I and yeah, yeah, I don't blame you. I 16 00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:21.719 definitely have like some work I want to do after this, but I'm going 17 00:01:21.799 --> 00:01:23.400 to try and go to bed early tonight. Yeah. I think that would 18 00:01:23.439 --> 00:01:30.359 be super helpful for us. We've been up to all kinds of good things. 19 00:01:30.400 --> 00:01:33.760 We've been making new episodes with the Patreon. Don't forget to go join 20 00:01:34.359 --> 00:01:38.760 the Patreon and join a few of our new patrons. Shout out to Billy 21 00:01:38.879 --> 00:01:47.159 and our newest patron, Patrick aka Curly. There's a good chance if I 22 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:51.599 see you, you're gonna get a nickname. Billy doesn't have a nickname, 23 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:53.920 but Billy has such a good name, Like, Yeah, why would I 24 00:01:55.079 --> 00:02:00.400 nickname someone named Billy as opposed to Patrick? Uh huh, go pat uh 25 00:02:00.480 --> 00:02:04.239 huh Patrick Starr. No, he's got good curly hairs, he is. 26 00:02:06.040 --> 00:02:13.439 Yeah. So any any new things with you? Not necessarily how about you? 27 00:02:14.280 --> 00:02:15.800 I mean, what are you doing? I recently liked your little booty 28 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:20.120 hole, recently looked on my little booty hole. That's kind of the whole 29 00:02:20.159 --> 00:02:24.879 premise of today's episode is is your your first experience? Yes, you haven't 30 00:02:24.919 --> 00:02:31.439 had. What are your prior experiences with any type of booty play? Okay 31 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:38.360 asked and answered, have you ever been curious about booty play? Like on 32 00:02:38.439 --> 00:02:42.240 you, has that something that's ever crossed your mind of like I wonder if 33 00:02:42.240 --> 00:02:46.879 I would like that? Or yeah, I mean I think like it's come 34 00:02:46.919 --> 00:02:51.400 across my mind of like I wonder what that would be like would that feel 35 00:02:51.439 --> 00:03:02.879 good? And what would like what would that'd be like? Well, I'm 36 00:03:02.879 --> 00:03:05.800 trying to think, I'm trying to think of the way to phrase it, 37 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:09.000 just like what would what would booty play look like? Like? What would 38 00:03:09.039 --> 00:03:13.400 that be on me? And stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, okay, 39 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:15.319 because we had a really good at this point. You know, people 40 00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:22.599 may already have listened to our girl Chat episode with Daisy, but she had 41 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:28.319 a good conversation with us recently about booty play and how she eats the groceries, 42 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:30.919 which you hate. I hate that term. I hate that term eating 43 00:03:30.919 --> 00:03:34.840 the groceries. But she was like Rihanna, are you out here eating the 44 00:03:34.879 --> 00:03:38.240 groceries? And I was like, that's good point, Like I have never 45 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:40.800 thought about it at all. You haven't brought it up to me at all. 46 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:46.400 And I didn't really think about it. Dare I say at all? 47 00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:49.759 Yeah? I mean I don't think I thought about it, Like I don't 48 00:03:49.759 --> 00:03:52.159 think I ever had this like, oh, I want to try that. 49 00:03:52.879 --> 00:03:55.919 It was just more a curiosity thing. Yeah, I got really empowered to 50 00:03:55.960 --> 00:04:00.599 be like, Okay, like you and I are going to do some good 51 00:04:00.599 --> 00:04:03.560 booty play here soon, and I'm going to I'm gonna get all up in 52 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:06.919 that with my mouth because I like that step one. I don't know if 53 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:11.240 you would ever want any type of booty penetration. Yeah, I don't. 54 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:15.120 I don't know. We'll make our way to that one. But this is 55 00:04:15.160 --> 00:04:23.079 a good dip in the toett Yeah, a good place to start. I 56 00:04:23.120 --> 00:04:25.959 do think it was something that was out of your comfort zone that you were 57 00:04:25.959 --> 00:04:30.439 willing to try. Correct. Yeah, So that's the preface, backstory, 58 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:38.240 the lore of it all. So our original plan was to split booty play 59 00:04:38.279 --> 00:04:42.680 into two days, one day of you playing with me one day and me 60 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:50.120 playing with you. So last night we decided to have my day. So 61 00:04:50.199 --> 00:04:55.519 I took a little edible. You did not. So I was nice and 62 00:04:55.560 --> 00:05:04.399 relax and just like in good spirits. Yeah, and I was nervous. 63 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:09.040 I think you were nervous that I was too tired. Yes, by the 64 00:05:09.160 --> 00:05:12.480 end of it all, it seemed pretty like sleepy and I was, Yeah, 65 00:05:12.600 --> 00:05:15.600 I was, but I was still like I don't know. I feel 66 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:19.720 like we're getting really good at scheduled sex, but it doesn't pull me out 67 00:05:19.759 --> 00:05:24.079 of the mood one hundred percent. Sure, Like you looked at me. 68 00:05:24.199 --> 00:05:27.040 We got in bed for a little while and you were like, are you 69 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:30.079 too sleepy? And I said no, and I like we just like made 70 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:32.680 out for a second. It was so nice, like yeah, yeah, 71 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:39.759 like I felt very happy with it all, Like I'm being very excited about 72 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:44.959 how scheduled sex isn't feeling too awkward and that I am still in the mood. 73 00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:47.920 Yeah, And if anything, I'm like more in the mood than before, 74 00:05:48.360 --> 00:05:50.519 even though I know what's going to happen tonight, you know what I 75 00:05:50.560 --> 00:05:57.639 mean. Yeah, So I don't remember everything because I'm I'm not good at 76 00:05:57.680 --> 00:06:00.759 that, but I know we made out. Take me, take me, 77 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:09.279 I know, why give me, give me, give me some of the 78 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:14.600 last night so well, I mean, so we planned last night. I 79 00:06:14.600 --> 00:06:17.360 think you mentioned that was going to be a you U night. I was 80 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:23.319 going to do booty play on you. Yeah, so we I just started 81 00:06:23.360 --> 00:06:27.519 kissing on you. We started kissing. You wanted your blindfold on. I 82 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:30.439 love yes, okay, I love my blindfold. Yes. Yeah, so 83 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:31.959 you wanted your blindfold on, so I put that on you and I started 84 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:36.360 kind of like massaging you a little bit, and then I went down on 85 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:40.279 you for a little little while. Did you did that? You did? 86 00:06:40.319 --> 00:06:43.839 Okay, I remember this. And then what we kind of had decided to 87 00:06:43.839 --> 00:06:46.759 do previously was you were just going to put like a butt plug in. 88 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:49.680 Yeah, and that was kind of going to be the extent of it. 89 00:06:50.040 --> 00:06:54.360 Yeah, we wanted to ease it out because like there's a lot of booty 90 00:06:54.360 --> 00:06:56.240 play and we don't have to do it all at one time. Yeah, 91 00:06:56.279 --> 00:06:59.439 and neither should you. So just know that, baby steps. So last 92 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:04.160 night was going to be I never had a butt plug in me during vaginal 93 00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:08.879 penetration, so I thought that would be a fun, first simple experience. 94 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:13.199 Yeah, so that was kind of the plan. So I went down on 95 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:16.759 you for a little while, got the got the the butt plug ready, 96 00:07:16.800 --> 00:07:23.759 looved it up and kind of was trying to massage your booty a little bit 97 00:07:23.800 --> 00:07:27.399 with it. But it was just it was we're in a weird position. 98 00:07:27.439 --> 00:07:30.959 We're in a weird position, like it was, And I also like, 99 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:32.839 let me ask you, like, does massaging it with the like did that 100 00:07:32.920 --> 00:07:35.759 do anything? Just kind of rubbing the butt plug on you. You know 101 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:40.480 what it does because let me tell you why. When we have sex every 102 00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:44.399 once in a while and I'm on top of you, yeah, I will 103 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:48.680 rub like your whole penis like across all of me. Sure, like you 104 00:07:48.720 --> 00:07:51.279 know, front to back. I shouldn't do that. You shouldn't do that. 105 00:07:53.240 --> 00:07:59.439 Cross contamination, but it's not unheard of. Okay, So no, 106 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:03.079 like massa massaging the hole itself is nice, Like I do enjoy that. 107 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:07.800 It's like a good gateway, you know what is a good gateway before the 108 00:08:07.839 --> 00:08:11.600 plug that we should do more. And you tried, you were tried, 109 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:16.000 You were trying, you were going to you were massaging a little bit more 110 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:20.240 with your hands, and you were definitely gonna try and use a finger in 111 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:24.120 me, but your nail, you nails were too long. Like immediately, 112 00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:28.079 like I clammed up and was like I don't like this. Yeah, I 113 00:08:28.360 --> 00:08:33.840 think it just takes more like this with your finger, just a good rub 114 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:41.600 down around my anus and like you know, Mike check me a few times. 115 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:43.240 You know, we need more of that, and I need to be 116 00:08:43.279 --> 00:08:46.679 comfortable with that because I am not the most comfortable with your hands, like 117 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:52.639 all up on my whole. I still get nervous about it. I do. 118 00:08:52.759 --> 00:08:54.559 I do, Like you were doing that yesterday and I was like, 119 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:56.840 but I know immediately felt your nail and I was like, I should speak 120 00:08:56.919 --> 00:09:00.759 up, I should speak up. I was very nervous. So you're doing 121 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:05.080 a great job of giving me like a safe space to speak up without being 122 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:11.639 judgy. Yeah. So I was like, so already were kind of struggling 123 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:15.440 a little bit with that, and then yeah, you got the it's a 124 00:09:15.440 --> 00:09:18.200 glass butt plug and you kind massage me with that for a little bit. 125 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:20.559 But like I know, it was tough because you don't know where it is, 126 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:24.519 like you can't feel exactly where you're playing. So like I tried to 127 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:30.240 help and like massage myself with it, but overall we were just in like 128 00:09:30.279 --> 00:09:33.720 the wrong position. I need to be less shy. I should have been 129 00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:35.039 like on all fours. Yeah, yeah, you were on your back, 130 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:43.480 we should say. Yeah. So that made things pretty difficult. So yeah, 131 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:46.720 I just had a burst of energy where I was like I think. 132 00:09:46.759 --> 00:09:50.600 I was also like you were doing a great job like fingering me, and 133 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:52.679 like I was aroused already. Then I was like I want to put my 134 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:58.360 mouth on you. I want to go down on you. So, like 135 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:03.360 you were like on your knees on the bed, and I gave you like 136 00:10:03.399 --> 00:10:05.399 a little bit of a blowy. And then I was like, oh, 137 00:10:05.440 --> 00:10:07.440 you never gave me any kind of blowy. No, I just used my 138 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:11.120 handsle Oh, that was a joke I made because you made a joke before 139 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:13.360 that. You I think you did this on the Patreon about how I've only 140 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:16.679 given you dry hand jobs. Yeah, so immediately started giving you a dry 141 00:10:16.679 --> 00:10:20.000 hand job, and I was like, wait, we have lube, Like 142 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:24.799 yeah, just doused my whole lower half with lube. Like, let's get 143 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:26.240 some lube on you. Yeah. So I was like okay, and like 144 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:30.080 you were on your knee. So this was the perfect point for Rihanna to 145 00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:35.919 play mechanic and check what's underneath. Well, I didn't even really It took 146 00:10:35.919 --> 00:10:37.639 me in a second to realize what was going on, because you didn't say, 147 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:41.320 like, you didn't really say like, oh, I'm gonna now mine, 148 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:45.559 I'm gonna go I'm gonna lick your booty. You just you literally that's 149 00:10:45.559 --> 00:10:48.399 what you said. You said, I need to check what's under the hood. 150 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:50.799 Oh, and I didn't know what what you were talking about. Or 151 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:56.120 what you were trying to do. Oh no, I didn't like you didn't 152 00:10:56.120 --> 00:11:00.240 give me consent. Well, I wouldn't say that, like you just like 153 00:11:00.240 --> 00:11:03.360 like by the time you did anything, I realized. But I just didn't 154 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:07.480 know what you were trying to readjust your position I was you were, and 155 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:11.120 I just didn't know what your goal was because you're any hole as a goal. 156 00:11:11.240 --> 00:11:13.799 You were just like I just got to check under the hood, and 157 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:15.279 I was like, are you just trying to get to my ball? Like 158 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:18.639 what are you trying to do here? So I put my head in between 159 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:24.639 your legs while you were like standing via your knees. So I was giving 160 00:11:24.679 --> 00:11:28.759 you a front way handy. Yeah, you're giving kind of like a reach 161 00:11:28.799 --> 00:11:31.600 around. I was giving you the old reach around and giving you a little 162 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:35.840 handy. But my face was underneath your sack. So I just started sucking 163 00:11:35.879 --> 00:11:39.279 on them balls. How'd you like that? You know? I don't know 164 00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:43.320 what was that good or not good? It was because I usually like usually 165 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:46.440 you're on your back or something so like or you're just front facing me, 166 00:11:46.559 --> 00:11:50.840 so like I licked them, but I've never had such underneath and there's been 167 00:11:50.879 --> 00:11:54.960 such in a position where I could be like directly underneath the ball. So 168 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:56.960 I was like I put them in my mouth, I like gravity do all 169 00:11:56.960 --> 00:12:01.600 the work, and just sucked on them. Think what, I don't know, 170 00:12:01.679 --> 00:12:03.960 you've sucked on my balls before and it's hurt. Like I think you've 171 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:09.159 used you too much suction and let the gravity do the word. Yeah, 172 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:11.360 I think like just kind of having them in there and I don't know if 173 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:13.120 you were just like switching them around. Whatever you were doing last night felt 174 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:18.639 really good. Ball's mouth wash. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what, 175 00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:22.639 but but it it was harder when you're like laying down because I'm trying 176 00:12:22.639 --> 00:12:24.720 to like I enter and like section them, like the balls you're trying to 177 00:12:24.799 --> 00:12:28.759 Yeah, you're having to like hold them up. Yeah yeah, but no 178 00:12:28.919 --> 00:12:33.360 last night that what what whatever you did was really killing it. Well, 179 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:35.840 well it cracked me up because you ended the okay, so that's happening. 180 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:45.679 You at one point pulled yourself like pulled your body, you moved your body 181 00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:52.080 forward, which in results which resulted in your balls leaving my mouth and and 182 00:12:52.120 --> 00:12:56.919 you just slid your full ball sack across my whole face. Yeah, it 183 00:12:58.039 --> 00:13:03.080 was like it was like a slow mode sho movie where earballs were just on 184 00:13:03.159 --> 00:13:09.480 my face, slowly dragging, really just dragging across my whole face. And 185 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:11.600 it cracked me up. And you didn't even know that that happened. I 186 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:16.120 was like, is everything okay? You just dragged your balls across my face? 187 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:20.879 Like I just got what is happening? But little did I know? 188 00:13:20.919 --> 00:13:22.840 You were like, oh, I'm gonna come, so I'm trying not to. 189 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:26.240 And I was like, oh, thank you. Yeah that was good. 190 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:30.519 I didn't expect that, so I'm glad you enjoyed. No, it 191 00:13:30.559 --> 00:13:33.639 was really good. Yeah yeah, And I mean even just like having a 192 00:13:33.679 --> 00:13:37.759 little bit of lube like a handy that the non dry handy was like, 193 00:13:39.200 --> 00:13:45.639 who would have known? It was really nice? Yeah, No, it 194 00:13:45.720 --> 00:13:50.200 was really good. I you know, during ballplay, I realized I was 195 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:52.919 like, okay, what may You're just under there? My balls are in 196 00:13:52.960 --> 00:13:58.159 your mouth and you're having full like realizations and just sitting there thinking I was. 197 00:13:58.399 --> 00:14:03.480 I was having a full synopsis and game plan in my head because I 198 00:14:03.519 --> 00:14:05.840 was like, okay, like, you're you can see the taint, you 199 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:11.879 can see everything I'm underneath. I'm underneath the garage, and if you're gonna 200 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:15.679 do this, you kind of have to not be scared, and you just 201 00:14:15.679 --> 00:14:16.879 need to get in there, girl, Like, if you're gonna do this, 202 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:20.120 you bett do it right, because nothing nothing I hate more than like 203 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:26.200 like a skinny tonguecause you're scared. Okay, Like, no, I'm gonna 204 00:14:26.200 --> 00:14:31.279 flat, I'm gonna I'm gonna guzzle your bits a popsicle. Yeah, I'm 205 00:14:31.279 --> 00:14:35.759 gonna full tongue you. Every piece of this tongue is going to be in 206 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:39.279 your body or on your body. It's happening. So yeah, I just 207 00:14:39.399 --> 00:14:46.000 was like, all right, uh, the map says due south, these 208 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:50.679 are the balls, so here we go. So yeah, I started just 209 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:56.720 fully licking the taint. So starting with just that of me, of us 210 00:14:56.759 --> 00:14:58.879 making tongue to taint. How that feel for you? It will go? 211 00:15:00.039 --> 00:15:03.600 It was a shocker, like I think it just surprised me. But no, 212 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:07.440 it felt really good. I don't really know how to explain it. 213 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:11.840 I wish you would. I don't know how Okay, it just well it 214 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:16.000 just felt yeah, I mean it just felt really nice. It was like 215 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:20.440 a I mean, it was just felt like a nice little massage. Yeah. 216 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:24.320 Yeah on the tank, which I mean I think is a very sensitive 217 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:26.519 area. So so it sounds like you very quickly got over the shock. 218 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:30.399 Yeah you didn't feel super shy, No no, no, no, I 219 00:15:30.440 --> 00:15:33.039 really didn't. I was actually surprised how not shy I was. Yeah. 220 00:15:33.559 --> 00:15:37.360 Yeah, yeah, And you did like take a shower earlier in that day, 221 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:41.639 so I'm sure that helped you feel more confident. Okay, So, 222 00:15:41.759 --> 00:15:48.240 and then I continued to go south to find your bootyhole. Correct. I 223 00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:54.639 think I found it, and then I kind of like started playing everywhere around 224 00:15:54.639 --> 00:15:58.480 it. I think I got nervous. Yeah, you didn't do a whole 225 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:03.919 lot I did. I didn't like tongue yeah hole yeah. Yeah, it 226 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:07.559 was kind of more taint play than it's my first time. Yeah that's fair. 227 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:11.799 I'm not judging your time, so I'm getting used to it all. 228 00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:15.200 Yeah. But the best way to put is that Daisy put it in perspective 229 00:16:15.200 --> 00:16:18.559 where she was like, well, it's skin, It's gonna taste like skin, 230 00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:22.320 and I was like, thank you, big facts, big facts. 231 00:16:25.799 --> 00:16:27.000 So yeah, I just kind of was like, okay, I'm just gonna 232 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:32.159 I just kind of got all up in those cheeks and that was fun for 233 00:16:32.240 --> 00:16:37.240 me too. Toy. Yeah, Like, how how was every like? 234 00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:41.720 How what were you going through your mind and what were you feeling about it? 235 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:45.159 You know, it's so funny because the conversation with Daisy, we talked 236 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:47.440 a little bit about hair, and like, how did I feel about that 237 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:52.080 situation? You don't have as much hair obviously in the deep of your crack. 238 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:55.600 So if I felt nervous or was like I need to bow out, 239 00:16:56.120 --> 00:16:57.360 I started to bow out and then was like, oh, there's hair over 240 00:16:57.399 --> 00:17:00.360 here. Best go back into the crack. So like the safest place was 241 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:04.839 the crack. The safest place was your asshole and your crack because there was 242 00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:08.839 no hair there compared to like the tank, compared to like your ass cheeks. 243 00:17:08.880 --> 00:17:11.440 And like, oh, I see what you're saying. You know what 244 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:17.880 I mean? Like go being in deep in the in the the foundation of 245 00:17:17.920 --> 00:17:21.720 yours, there's last hair in the butt and then there is on the button. 246 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:26.839 It's better to as much as internal cheek play is scary, external cheek 247 00:17:26.880 --> 00:17:33.240 play is hair is hair. Yeah, so you either need to get over 248 00:17:33.319 --> 00:17:37.799 you're scary or it's gonna get hairy. Yeah. So yeah, but I 249 00:17:37.799 --> 00:17:41.240 did. I used such nicely you. It was such a nice little butt. 250 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:42.480 So yeah, I had a good time, Like I was like, 251 00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:45.640 Okay, I'm really into this, and I was getting a really good handy, 252 00:17:45.759 --> 00:17:48.480 and you were giving me some like moans of affirmation, which you don't 253 00:17:48.519 --> 00:17:51.920 do, like you're not very vocal, so when you were it really just 254 00:17:51.960 --> 00:17:55.480 heightened me up. Or I was like yeah, and I was just down 255 00:17:55.519 --> 00:17:59.000 there and I did I bit on your booty cheeks a little bit, and 256 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:03.200 did you yeah? Oh, I don't think I even remember that very lightly, 257 00:18:03.319 --> 00:18:06.519 but I definitely give you I definitely bit on you a lot. Yeah, 258 00:18:06.519 --> 00:18:10.480 I give you a lot of like more really sloppy kisses, like all 259 00:18:10.559 --> 00:18:14.839 up in your crevices. And then I would almost like suction with my lips 260 00:18:14.839 --> 00:18:18.799 a little bit and just give you a little gnawse, just a few little 261 00:18:18.799 --> 00:18:23.279 iron which I wish you would do on my clip. Really. Yeah, 262 00:18:23.279 --> 00:18:27.039 Ever since that Broad City episode where she was like too much teeth, I 263 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:30.759 was like, that's a good idea. I think you should not a little 264 00:18:30.759 --> 00:18:33.319 bit on my clip. I want to see how that feels, like just 265 00:18:33.319 --> 00:18:36.119 like a little pull away, just like a yeah, okay, I think 266 00:18:36.160 --> 00:18:40.599 we should try that. Here's where I'm scared, because I have this little 267 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:42.480 gap in my teeth and I'm afraid, like skin's gonna get in there and 268 00:18:42.559 --> 00:18:48.160 I'm gonna pull. It's gonna like pinch your clip. Don't push down that 269 00:18:48.279 --> 00:18:53.480 hard, don't be don't be like gap forward in your your oral play. 270 00:18:53.680 --> 00:18:57.359 It just happens. No, I want like like let me use your finger 271 00:18:57.440 --> 00:19:03.240 your fingers cleaned. Yeah, sure, So like if this, if your 272 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:06.599 pinky's my clip, I just want a little bit of like because you do 273 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:10.480 a lot of like, you know, like mouthplaws. This is wild. 274 00:19:11.160 --> 00:19:17.680 I want just like a little like a like that, like just a little 275 00:19:17.680 --> 00:19:22.240 pool away, just like a little like you know, like we do their 276 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:26.279 tongues like when we make out hard, we kind of like tongue play. 277 00:19:26.599 --> 00:19:30.680 Yeah, a little tongue sword fight and then you bite the ship out of 278 00:19:30.680 --> 00:19:33.920 me. I don't bite you a hard. But that's why I wanted my 279 00:19:33.920 --> 00:19:37.720 clip. Got it? Okay, thanks very thanks for letting me tell you. 280 00:19:38.160 --> 00:19:41.799 But uh but yeah, no, you gave me a few moans of 281 00:19:41.839 --> 00:19:44.880 affirmation, so I was all in. I was like, I'm just gonna 282 00:19:44.960 --> 00:19:48.759 keep I'm just gonna go down, go down hard and get my tongue and 283 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:52.079 mouth fall up in your bits. And I did that and I feel good 284 00:19:52.079 --> 00:19:55.039 about it. Good and then you came all over me I did. How'd 285 00:19:55.039 --> 00:20:00.039 you feel about that? That was fun? Yeah, I uh, I 286 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:06.519 mean it was clearly gonna happen mm hmmm, based on our angles. But 287 00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:12.160 yeah, it was like just a little like all over your tummy good. 288 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:17.240 Yeah, yeah, it was fun. You don't have to explain your ejaculation. 289 00:20:17.359 --> 00:20:22.400 I was just like referring back to your experience. So handy, handy 290 00:20:22.440 --> 00:20:27.279 and uh, you know, full on oral play for you. I mean 291 00:20:29.400 --> 00:20:33.319 it was the most oral experience you've ever had. Yeah, and me too. 292 00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:44.599 Yeah, how would you sum up the experience? Well? I enjoyed 293 00:20:44.640 --> 00:20:47.920 it. I enjoyed it. It felt really good. It was probably one 294 00:20:47.960 --> 00:20:51.480 of it was No, I'm gonna say it probably was like the best handy 295 00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:59.880 you've ever given me. Sure it may have been in my top non penetrate 296 00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:07.039 style experience experiences. You're basically sitting orgasming. That was yeah. I didn't 297 00:21:07.079 --> 00:21:11.400 think I was going to enjoy like you just sitting on my face. Yeah, 298 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:14.440 no, that's just kind of what happened. It was a good time. 299 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:19.440 I was very surprised, how like on non shy I was yeah, 300 00:21:19.559 --> 00:21:25.200 daring it me too, So, yeah, this is not really good you 301 00:21:25.279 --> 00:21:26.279 just kind of like, oh that, God didn't I did? I really 302 00:21:26.319 --> 00:21:30.240 did. Yeah. I was kind of like there we sixty nine a little 303 00:21:30.240 --> 00:21:33.799 bit we did. Yeah, Like while you were down there and doing that, 304 00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:38.440 I started like munching on you. You did? So is that is 305 00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:41.400 that the kind of have we been doing sixty nine wrong? Yeah? It 306 00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:47.240 kind of like yeah, it kind of worked out yeah, and informed and 307 00:21:47.359 --> 00:21:51.160 way like yeah, especially if my knees are up. Yeah, like it 308 00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:53.200 was the trick. Yeah, it was a pretty easy angle. I wasn't 309 00:21:53.240 --> 00:21:57.680 like straining to get to you. So that's probably the way we would have 310 00:21:57.799 --> 00:22:02.599 to do it. I want to know if that's an US thing or everybody 311 00:22:02.720 --> 00:22:06.799 of like, hey guys, hey guys, common blow Yeah, ADM is 312 00:22:06.880 --> 00:22:11.359 sixty nine ings like, I don't think have we been sixty ninety wrong by 313 00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:15.920 having me on top? Here's where I'm gonna say, No, I think 314 00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:19.440 what we did is in like because sixty nine is like both oral, right, 315 00:22:21.319 --> 00:22:26.079 Yeah, like you weren't really you were oiling my butt still it was 316 00:22:26.079 --> 00:22:30.400 still oiling. But like I think the idea of what I'm not devaluating your 317 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:33.000 oil experience. I'm thinking but whenever people make talk about sixty nine y, 318 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:37.039 I think it's like my penis in your mouth, my mouth on your vagina. 319 00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:41.000 We didn't do that, and I don't think that we could do where 320 00:22:41.000 --> 00:22:45.319 we were sure, but we have done it that way and we just didn't 321 00:22:45.400 --> 00:22:48.240 like it correct. So I think this is like our. I think this 322 00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:51.880 is another version of a sixty nine different. We're not like the other girl. 323 00:22:52.079 --> 00:22:56.960 Yeah, this is it's me going down on you and you giving me 324 00:22:56.000 --> 00:23:22.759 a handy and eating in my butt in. But is it something that you 325 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:26.640 like would do again? I think that this is the only way to give 326 00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:30.559 you hand jobs now. Not only is this a regular thing, this is 327 00:23:30.599 --> 00:23:33.680 now. I'm like, no, this is our. This is I can't 328 00:23:33.799 --> 00:23:38.160 do anything else but that now, all right, And which is pretty easy 329 00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:42.599 because like you're a cleanly guy and you also always take a shower most nights. 330 00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:47.359 Yeah, so I don't feel shy about it at all. If anything, 331 00:23:47.400 --> 00:23:48.319 Yeah, I'm like, okay, Like this is not an occasion. 332 00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:52.359 I feel like actual, like penetrative anal is more of an occasion, like 333 00:23:52.359 --> 00:23:56.480 we have to we have to know ahead of time. But in regards to 334 00:23:56.519 --> 00:24:00.680 handy's blowies and just general sex with that, we don't plan. I do 335 00:24:00.680 --> 00:24:07.039 not feel like I need to have a plan to munch munch your booty cheeks. 336 00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:08.880 Yeah, yeah, it can kind of just happen. Yeah, I 337 00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:14.880 feel good about it. It just happening. Yeah. I enjoyed it. 338 00:24:15.119 --> 00:24:18.279 Yeah, and it worked really good angle for me. Good because it definitely 339 00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:22.000 worked out because whenever we talked about it and in practice, in my mind, 340 00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:26.359 I was always going to have to be at a very like we thought 341 00:24:26.400 --> 00:24:30.880 you were going to have to be high. Well no, well yes, 342 00:24:30.960 --> 00:24:33.240 but that's not original. Oh okay, it just meant like relaxing. I 343 00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:37.799 mean more like my position would have to be like like I always I was 344 00:24:37.839 --> 00:24:41.200 like, oh, I'm gonna have to be like on my back and my 345 00:24:41.319 --> 00:24:45.119 legs pulled up and like stir up position, like you're gonna put you in 346 00:24:45.160 --> 00:24:48.599 full OEGI N position. Yeah. So this worked out that. I think 347 00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:51.240 this helped that I didn't have to do all that. I could just like 348 00:24:51.440 --> 00:24:53.599 sit on my face, yeah, which kind of I don't know, worked 349 00:24:53.599 --> 00:24:57.680 better for me. It was a great angle for me. Yeah. Yeah, 350 00:24:57.759 --> 00:25:00.880 it was really easy for me to like move myself up. I think 351 00:25:00.880 --> 00:25:03.680 at one point I kind of grabbed you and like pulled you down so I 352 00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:07.119 would get to the right angle when I was going upwards. Yeah, up 353 00:25:07.160 --> 00:25:11.920 the crack but no, Yeah, it was really good. It was a 354 00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:15.440 wild position to be in. Yeah, I never thought I would be underneath 355 00:25:15.519 --> 00:25:19.200 you. Well, we we've done that, like sitting on your face, 356 00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:22.279 like me sitting on your face more as a joke, like more as but 357 00:25:22.519 --> 00:25:26.000 very like when if you ever sat on my face, Well, you've done 358 00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:29.839 like I never fully sat on your face, but you've like kind of joked 359 00:25:29.839 --> 00:25:32.319 with and been like put those balls on my face and then I'll just kind 360 00:25:32.319 --> 00:25:37.039 of tea bag you and then that'll be it. But we've never it's never 361 00:25:37.079 --> 00:25:41.799 been like a full experience. Yeah, how do you like when I sit 362 00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:44.359 on your face? Because I don't do that? There. I love to 363 00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:45.759 see you sitting on my face. I don't do it very often. It's 364 00:25:45.799 --> 00:25:53.559 very fun. Yeah, okay, I guess that should sit on you. 365 00:25:55.039 --> 00:26:00.559 I don't you don't like ask me to like get what you want? Boy, 366 00:26:02.839 --> 00:26:06.160 use the ustrue voice, yeah, outside voice. Yeah, okay, 367 00:26:06.200 --> 00:26:07.640 but no, I like it. I don't know what that is. It's 368 00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:11.480 very fun, I guess for both of us. Now there's just a couple 369 00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:14.720 of chairs. We're just a couple of chairs. Should I ever? Should 370 00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:18.200 I be nerves like getting pink Guy? No, because I clean as long 371 00:26:18.200 --> 00:26:22.559 as it's clean. I cleaned, I scrubbed it, dubbed in there. 372 00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:26.440 Okay, so I think you should be fine because I still want to get 373 00:26:26.440 --> 00:26:27.799 pin guy, Like why'd you get me? Guye? And I'm like, 374 00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:33.480 my husband's out on my face. He likes it, enjoy it. I 375 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:37.079 mean, I've never gotten pink guy. Okay, so there we go. 376 00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:41.559 Get as long as long as as long as I clean before, like we 377 00:26:41.599 --> 00:26:45.799 do any of that, Okay, Like this is only an activity that happens 378 00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:48.440 after I take a shower, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, 379 00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:52.279 yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I am for both of us, Yeah, 380 00:26:52.319 --> 00:26:57.200 for both of our sakes. Yeah. Well, I interpreted that that 381 00:26:57.279 --> 00:27:00.000 you were saying, like you only go down on me. That's not how 382 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:04.400 I was interpreting. That's not that's not how I all the time. That's 383 00:27:04.440 --> 00:27:08.559 not what I meant to say. That's why I tried to rephrase it for 384 00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:14.079 me, for you hold on, for me to feel comfortable you lick in 385 00:27:14.160 --> 00:27:17.359 my butt, and for you to be safe and feel comfortable licking my butt. 386 00:27:17.400 --> 00:27:19.079 It only happens after I take a shower. Yeah, is what I'm 387 00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:22.359 trying to say. Yeah, No, it was really good. I really 388 00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:27.240 enjoyed it. It was really fun knowing that, like you were two different 389 00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:30.599 occasions, you had to stop me a little bit because you were going to 390 00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:32.720 come. So that was really that was really hot. I enjoyed that, 391 00:27:32.920 --> 00:27:37.640 Yeah I did. Yeah, it was a good experience. I loved having 392 00:27:37.640 --> 00:27:42.480 your balls in my mouth. Yeah. Yeah, No, I masturbated earlier 393 00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:48.880 that day in preparation. When where was I? You were here? Were 394 00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:51.039 you in the bathroom? No, you were in the showers when you went 395 00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:52.640 to go take a shower. Oh okay, right when you got home, 396 00:27:53.279 --> 00:28:00.480 Yeah okay, and then I took a really quick shower. No, before 397 00:28:00.519 --> 00:28:02.960 you took a shower, but you were in the bathroom for quite a while. 398 00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:06.119 Well, I was. I got on canvas, you got you were 399 00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:10.599 doing stuff. You're doing stuff off the toilet, on the toilet. But 400 00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:14.480 I do feel like if I hadn't done that, I would have just like 401 00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:19.519 straight up shot ropes, you know, shot ropes, like yeah, okay, 402 00:28:22.519 --> 00:28:25.119 when do you think we'll get to a point where we can have multiple 403 00:28:25.160 --> 00:28:30.319 sessions? I don't know. I feel like we could do that now we 404 00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:36.599 just need to like start it earlier. Okay, you know what I mean? 405 00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:41.400 Yea, yeah, because I feel like when when you finish, it's 406 00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:48.599 like, Okay, we're done here and we could like continue Yeah Okay, 407 00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:52.279 Well I'm just saying we can do that. Okay, Well then let's do 408 00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:56.720 that. Okay. Okay, you heard it here first. Okay, Well 409 00:28:56.720 --> 00:29:00.599 we can do that. Yeah, I'm excited. So now the next thing 410 00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:07.240 that we're going to have to do is me and not check it out, 411 00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:10.920 Yeah, and figure it out. Get you a give me in the right 412 00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:15.039 position, get you in the right position. You're gonna have to like really 413 00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:23.000 trust me, spread yourself, open yourself up to me. Would it be 414 00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:26.480 better if you were like handcuffed? Do you think that would make it easier 415 00:29:26.599 --> 00:29:30.480 or worse for you? I don't think it would make it easier for either 416 00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:33.720 one of us. I think I have to be on all fours, I 417 00:29:33.799 --> 00:29:36.440 know, but you can be handcuffed and on all fours. Oh okay, 418 00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:38.160 I don't think I have much of a preference on that. Okay, I 419 00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:42.400 didn't know. If it like it's the blindfold that enhances the experience for me 420 00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:45.839 to get out of my head, correct and I didn't know if like the 421 00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:51.400 cuffing situation would almost like change the dynamic there for you a little bit. 422 00:29:51.559 --> 00:29:53.440 I don't know. I'm not afraid to try, and I don't necessarily feel 423 00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:57.319 shy about the situation. I do feel a little shy about the situation, 424 00:29:57.559 --> 00:30:00.839 sure, but you see my before, I've seen it plenty of times. 425 00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:06.759 Yeah, So I mean I shouldn't feel that shy. I just think that 426 00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:12.920 there has to be a little more focus and and such in regards to getting 427 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:17.680 a butt plug inside of me. When you say focused, what do you 428 00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:22.240 mean? I feel like it can't be an afterthought. It's not like a 429 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:23.839 a shove situation, you know what I mean. It has to be gentle. 430 00:30:25.079 --> 00:30:30.119 Yeah, yeah, that's fair, I agree, mm hmm. And 431 00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:33.039 I'm excited for you to use your hands, but yeah, we gotta get 432 00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:36.759 your nails cut. Yeah, yeah, I turn these guys down. Yeah, 433 00:30:36.799 --> 00:30:38.319 I think there's about that time. Anyway. I think I think I 434 00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:44.160 think like leading with your fingertip for a while would also help. Sure. 435 00:30:47.119 --> 00:30:51.559 Yeah, I'm excited, I'm nervous. I just don't want to get hurt. 436 00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:53.839 Yeah. I don't want to hurt you either, So we just have 437 00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:57.279 to figure that that part out and figure it out and do it and do 438 00:30:57.359 --> 00:31:02.079 it to it. But it'll be good, I think so. I think 439 00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:07.400 we can get it. Yeah, take a few tims, trial and errors. 440 00:31:08.039 --> 00:31:11.599 Yeah, have you read anything? Have you are you using any? 441 00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:15.720 Are you educating yourself at all? Are you winging it? Im kind of 442 00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:17.759 just winging in right now. I mean I'm going to educate. I just 443 00:31:17.799 --> 00:31:21.240 don't know what. What would I look up? I don't know, tips 444 00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:25.680 and tricks for anal, anal for beginners, anal for beginners? Maybe? 445 00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:30.279 Yeah, yeah, find something that. Let's see what comes up when you 446 00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:40.559 look at anal for beginners. Let's see what comes up. Let's see if 447 00:31:40.559 --> 00:31:48.440 people have like tips, good kIPS, Cosmopolitan or Bad Girl's Bible, how 448 00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:52.359 to have pain free anal? Sex, the Bad Girl's Bible, the Bad 449 00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:56.599 Girl's Bible but costs. I'm very interested in what they say because they have 450 00:31:56.680 --> 00:32:02.559 some insane tips. Yeah, you've talked about your experience with Cosmopolitans before. 451 00:32:02.680 --> 00:32:07.359 This is forty tips. Though. Let's see picture. It is like a 452 00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:09.680 man like falling out of a flower. Oh okay, it's like okay, 453 00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:15.079 okay, ie. When people don't number things like words, number one. 454 00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:21.160 Heat okay, Tip number one, heat things up with toys or lube. 455 00:32:21.319 --> 00:32:25.319 Yes, do that. Go to the bathroom right after you're done. Yes, 456 00:32:25.640 --> 00:32:30.680 But that's just like peeing after vaginal intercourse is a must to help prevent 457 00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:35.839 uties. It's important to go to the bathroom after anal as well. Uh 458 00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:38.519 number three, understand your butt is probably going to queef? Is it still 459 00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:42.160 a quef? If it's out your butt feel like it's a fucking fart and 460 00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.079 we're not talking about it. Well, I guess a quef it's just air. 461 00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:49.720 Just means it's not getting air, was popped up and now it's coming 462 00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:53.079 out, So I guess, So, I guess. I'll you have a 463 00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:59.640 higher risk of contracting Sti's that's not it. These tips are not where I 464 00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:04.000 want him to be. Oh. I want the tips to like tell me 465 00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:07.039 how to successfully do this, not scare me. Yeah, I know, 466 00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:13.480 especially those of you who are SIS women, anal sex can increase the risk 467 00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:17.279 of STIs, especially if hygiene is not all there, explains somebody Important. 468 00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:22.680 In fact, according to her, SIS women are at least seventeen times higher 469 00:33:22.759 --> 00:33:30.240 risk of contracting an STD during anal compared to vaginal okay, well Jesus, 470 00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:36.920 but like, I'm curious what the science behind that is. Yeah. Yeah, 471 00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:38.799 Like I'm not saying they're wrong. I'm just like I'm curious why that 472 00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:42.200 is. You're just like that's the thing, and they're not really telling us 473 00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:45.440 why. Yeah. Well I don't have any STDs, so we should be 474 00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:51.400 good there. Yeah, sit this one out. If you have haemorrhyans, 475 00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:59.559 well sure, yeah, uh tell something we don't know causes six. Sorry, 476 00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:06.799 but you actually can get pregnant from anal sex? What what can we 477 00:34:06.839 --> 00:34:09.840 get pregnant? Kind of? If you're not quick and throw with cleanup, 478 00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:13.599 you could have a surprise. It's okay, Well it's rare if your partner 479 00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:16.360 ejaculates inside your anus but isn't careful when they pull out, semen could leak 480 00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:22.400 down and get inside the vagina, thus resulting in a pregnancy. Okay, 481 00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:25.360 we use condoms. Yeah, it's like a pool pregnancy, you know, 482 00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:32.440 all right? I want to know how often? But that was a wild 483 00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:37.320 way to member name that number one. It's clicked bait. Seven. It's 484 00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:39.840 perfectly fine to have anal sex while you're on your period. Well, yeah, 485 00:34:39.880 --> 00:34:44.440 why wouldn't it? This is just me being I mean, it's technically 486 00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:49.360 fine to have sex, but vaginal sex when you're on your period. Douche 487 00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:57.800 or don't douche. It's up to you. Yeah, Okay, so far, 488 00:34:58.000 --> 00:35:02.039 like everything's pretty I haven't learned any besides besides their convolution. Yeah, 489 00:35:02.440 --> 00:35:07.119 I think we need like, yeah, we're looking for like, how do 490 00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:10.199 we loosen your asshole? That's what we want to go to the website that 491 00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:19.360 Bad Girl Bible nine. Please don't look to pornography, guys, don't look 492 00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:23.039 to pornograph. Yuh, depictions of anal sex as a model for how you 493 00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:28.159 think anal sex should go in real life. Focus on pleasure not orgasm. 494 00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:37.480 Yeah, engage in aftercare, have a safe word stop. Yeah, make 495 00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:43.320 peace with the fact that anal sex is anal sex. This I will say 496 00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:47.719 is like the Christians, are they trying to like give us be like make 497 00:35:47.800 --> 00:35:52.159 us feel a little shame that that that sentence has packed a little bit of 498 00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:55.400 shame. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. I hate that 499 00:35:57.039 --> 00:35:59.519 by saying, like, get over the stigma, you're implying that there's a 500 00:35:59.519 --> 00:36:01.280 stigma. We should just live like there isn't one. But that's just me 501 00:36:01.400 --> 00:36:06.119 being at an asshole. Okay, so let's go. Let's let's go to 502 00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:08.239 not Cosmo because Cosmo sucks. Let's do a bad Girl Bible, says the 503 00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:16.599 Bad Girls Bible. Twelve tips of bacon asa, Okay, What you need 504 00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:22.320 to know about anal sex? The pros and cons of anal sex? Okay? 505 00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:28.400 Oh? Two? Do you use? These are questions and then a 506 00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:31.199 full article not what I was not what I was sucking? Number two was 507 00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:37.880 do you even want anal sex? Yes? Number three? Yes, yes, 508 00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:44.800 and please three communication pull out slowly things like that. Yeah, okay. 509 00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:46.920 The four types of lube. There are four types of lube, water 510 00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:52.280 based, silicone, oil, and in saliva. That's gross, don't use 511 00:36:52.280 --> 00:37:01.199 saliva? Yes, silicon, water, oil and silicon waitre the what were 512 00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:07.800 the three types of lube? Not counting silicone, oil, water, saliva, 513 00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:15.559 These four elements have come together. That was until the oil nation rised 514 00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:16.800 up. I don't remember the app. You want to learn the differences because 515 00:37:16.800 --> 00:37:22.639 I don't know the differences. Well, silicone lube is silicone based, water 516 00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:25.119 lube is water based, and oil lube is oil based. You got me. 517 00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:30.280 No, But like in regards to using them, it could be like 518 00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:36.199 you should use silicone for anal water imagine you never know. Yeah, water, 519 00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:38.119 as you'll probably guess, water based loube is made of mostly water. 520 00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:43.519 This makes it safe for anal sex, but it's not perfect. The problem 521 00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:45.599 with water based loobs is that it dries out quickly and then needs to be 522 00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:52.360 reapplied see stopping to reapply luke could obviously ruin the vibe. You can use 523 00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:55.679 water based loobs with latex condoms as it does not degrade them. Uh. 524 00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:59.880 It's also easy to wash out, especially if you're having sex in water. 525 00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:04.159 We should know these things because we use condoms. When you know, like 526 00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:07.960 the best loube that doesn't fuck up the condom we use water? Okay. 527 00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:12.440 Silicon based loob is a loup we recommend you use for having anal sex. 528 00:38:12.519 --> 00:38:16.719 Okay. It's compatible with latex condoms so you won't degrade them. It also 529 00:38:16.760 --> 00:38:21.480 lasts much longer than water based loobes. Okay. The only drawback is it 530 00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:24.079 can be harder to wash out. Sure, and then oil oil based loubes 531 00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:28.000 feel a little smoother and silkier than water based loubes. It also lasts for 532 00:38:28.039 --> 00:38:30.119 ages, so it's perfect for anal, but there are some significant drawbacks. 533 00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:35.199 It's much harder to wash out of lenons. Most importantly, oil based lube 534 00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:40.599 degrades the latex condom, making them tear or rip. Okay, so silicon, 535 00:38:40.679 --> 00:38:49.840 we need silicone lube. Yeah, five pain free pleasure. Start with 536 00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:53.760 a lubed finger. Okay, yes, this we know thrusting. When he 537 00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:59.320 can't penetrate any deeper with his finger, he needs to slowly. He needs 538 00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:02.280 slowly thrust in and out. Again, you should control the pace. Double 539 00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:05.960 up. Once you're control with your man thrusting in and out, he needs 540 00:39:05.960 --> 00:39:08.519 to try adding a second finger. Okay, so we're building it up. 541 00:39:08.559 --> 00:39:13.880 Oh so yeah, oh so we're really like jumped too many steps ahead with 542 00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:19.119 mine. Wed we did, Oh never mind a finger, Let's get a 543 00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:23.840 butt plug, which is almost three times as wide. So yeah, because 544 00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:29.119 that was my pinky. Really but I feel like if we're gonna add bed 545 00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:31.280 in fingers, I start here, Yeah, with that index, with that 546 00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:39.480 pointer, yeah, second okay, yeah, and then okay file Okay, 547 00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:45.760 he can easily thrust it out. Once he can easily thrust in and out 548 00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:49.960 with's his two fingers, then either try three fingers, or you can start 549 00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:59.960 having anal sex or you can fiss me. Okay, okay, okay, 550 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:01.719 don't know. He might be tended to reach for a product and I'm your 551 00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:07.400 anis. Don't do that. Uh. He he should start on his back. 552 00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:12.360 Oh really, the most comfortable position to start having anal sex is with 553 00:40:12.440 --> 00:40:17.199 your man on his back, so that you're in control. That makes sense? 554 00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:22.800 Okay? Oh man, so I gotta fuck myself kind of? Yeah 555 00:40:23.880 --> 00:40:28.480 makes sense, It does make sense. I just wanted to really wanted you 556 00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:30.599 to have the whole power in this situation, but it turns out, at 557 00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:34.199 least for the first time. Yeah, it should probably be more a you 558 00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:38.159 control thing. So okay, this means that bad Girls Club is coming through 559 00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:44.079 where cosmon data bad girls Bible that grows Bible Okay, the most contortabzition. 560 00:40:44.119 --> 00:40:45.639 Okay, So you're in control. This means that it's a lot harder for 561 00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:49.360 him to thrust into you, and it's much easier for you to control how 562 00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:52.320 deep you take him and how fast he thrusts. So get him to lie 563 00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:55.840 down on his back and ask him not to thrust into you. Instead, 564 00:40:55.880 --> 00:41:00.880 he should remain still, don't trust I'll be like a sex toy. Love 565 00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:05.320 it. After applying some lou to your man and your backside. You can 566 00:41:05.320 --> 00:41:10.079 then straddle him on your knees like in the cowgirl position or even the Asian 567 00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:17.719 cowgirl positions cogirl position. I've heard a cowgirl and reverse cowgirls. Why didn't 568 00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:25.239 you're just slapping ethnicities on these cowgirls. Yeah, let's see. Oh okay, 569 00:41:27.920 --> 00:41:32.400 there's so many cowgirls. So Asian cow girls just you similar to regular 570 00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:37.800 cowgirl. You're just However, there are still some major differences. In the 571 00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:40.960 regular cowgirl. You'll have your knees either to the side of your man. 572 00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:45.199 When you're doing the Asian cowgirl with your man, you can be squatting. 573 00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:49.119 Okay, so I have just squat it's more of a squatting position and less 574 00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:52.320 on your knees over me. Okay, yeah, fun fat guys, that's 575 00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:57.320 the Asian cowgirl. I don't wonder what the Mexican cowgirl is. I just 576 00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:01.239 smack you and ask to look through your phone. Cow girl, but with 577 00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:06.960 a in your head, and I can say this, guys, I'm Mexican, 578 00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:13.280 and I can say this because I'm racist. Okay, So grab hold 579 00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:15.840 of his penis, slowly guided it into your anus. Make sure take your 580 00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:21.400 time, Okay, okay, and then there's more and then the best anal 581 00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:25.119 sex positions. So once we get really comfortable, that's when we can have 582 00:42:25.199 --> 00:42:30.440 me on. Like all four sure advanced anal sex techniques. We're not there 583 00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:36.079 yet, trying toys. They trying toys apparently is advanced, and we're out 584 00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:38.840 here just trying to I just thought that was easier. Yeah, it ain't. 585 00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:44.719 It kind of makes sense, like the logic of it being Yeah, 586 00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:47.559 no, I think are we have some sound? The road to hell is 587 00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:52.519 paved with good intentions. It ends with all the STIs that you can get 588 00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:59.480 from anal sex man. They're really they're really ammer huh. I can get 589 00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:04.559 chmytia, genital herpes, genital words, gonorrhea, which is felt very interestingly 590 00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:09.000 gonia. Have you seen the way it' spelled lately. Yeah, yeah, 591 00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:14.639 I know it is fel though it's it's a wild spelled word. Syphilis, 592 00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:21.800 hepatitis, hepatitis B. You know, hippapitis is the world's deadliest mammal land 593 00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:25.760 mammal and HPV, which can present is anal words. When's the last time 594 00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:32.679 you go your HPV shots? I don't know, I don't We don't have 595 00:43:32.760 --> 00:43:38.920 medical insurance. So I guess I just get HPV. I got my HPV 596 00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:42.400 shots, but someone told me that those like go bad after a while. 597 00:43:42.480 --> 00:43:46.599 Yeah, I don't know. Okay, it says don't double dip. Switching 598 00:43:46.599 --> 00:43:51.840 from anal sex to vaginal without changing condoms and or thoroughly cleaning the penis is 599 00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:57.920 going to lead to infection. Well, I'm just I'm just educating. I 600 00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:00.480 mean, I appreciate it, but yeah, of course, I feel like 601 00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:02.880 when people are in the moment that actually happens more than I'm sure it does. 602 00:44:05.559 --> 00:44:09.360 Communication, feedback, and then anal sex choice for boys for guys, 603 00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:15.639 anal sex toys for boys. Okay, Well, I feel like we just 604 00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:16.599 learned a whole lot. I feel like we did too. I feel like 605 00:44:16.599 --> 00:44:21.440 we learned kind of what the process we were doing everything wrong? Yeah, 606 00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:25.760 okay, finger two finger, A finger to finger. Then I lead, 607 00:44:25.960 --> 00:44:30.000 then you on, yeah, then you on your back, me on my 608 00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:34.039 back. You and either cowgirl or Asian cowgirl, whichever one you want to 609 00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:38.480 do. Okay, I love it. 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