Welcome to the award winning Minnesota Goodbye, the longest running podcast in history.
Really nope? Oh what awards have we won? Uh? Jenny, stop
asking so many questions. Okay, here we go. My name is Kaylee.
I'm a first time writer, but I'd love it to not be the
last. So hopefully you guys like me lmao. I'm a longtime listener,
but I've never reached out. Not really sure why. Honestly, I just
think I equate emails to work, and I find myself discouraged. I end
up saying fuck it. Lol. That's the gen z coming out in me.
Any who. I sent Bailey a message on Instagram, thinking she never
see it. Of course, she responded with the sweetest, most authentic response
possible. Huh, and she actually encouraged me to email in so quick.
Shout out to Bailey, you are awesome and here I am. Woo a
couple of questions. I'd like to share thoughts and questions. I think you
guys should do a full episode of the Minnesota Goodbye, full of improv games.
They're fun to listen to, and you guys have the best banner in
between, and it brings me so much joy. That's not a bad eye.
Maybe one day next week we'll have Vont come in. We'll do nothing
but improp games. Okay, come here front. Why is Vont not on
the podcast? And can he be? Every once in a while? I
feel like it's only right he gets the opportunity to drop the F bomb every
now and then, poor kids, probably stalking them up. Why isn't Vont
on the podcast? Mont just says, a lot of behind the scenes production
during the time that we do that do the podcast, So like I was
never on it until honestly until I don't even know lest point. Yeah,
I was gonna say, because I was always doing like a ton of stuff,
Like I just had a lot of work to do, and so it
was just a time that like gave me time to do work. So I
wasn't here super late. Yeah, I think it's a matter of like Vont
absolutely could be on the podcast, but I want to be respectful of everybody's
like personal life. And for the twenty minutes or so we do the podcast,
Vont can get some things done, which means that he'll get to leave
twenty minutes earlier than he normally would. And if he really said Dave I
want to be on the podcast. They'd be like, absolutely sure. Jenny
is always talking about selling stuff on Facebook Marketplace. We love a motivated queen.
I see you weather girly, So I was wondering she could give some
ideas on things to sell that everybody may have and may not think to sell
trying to make some extra cash. Girls got to eat. Yeah, I
would say picture frames, random home decor. I just sold this random base
for five dollars that I probably spent like twenty five dollars from home goods on
I just think like, especially if you're like me who moved, you have
a lot of random stuff that doesn't fit in your new place that fit at
an old place. So I would just go through anything you have in storage
bins and try to sell it and put it up for five bucks. And
if it doesn't sell after a month or two, then yeah, you probably
will just have to donate it or if you don't get any traction. But
I would say I've The only time I've ever sold clothes on Facebook Marketplace was
when it was brand new and had a tag on it. Still I don't
really mess with clothes, except for I did sell well an old North face
jacket and snow pants that well, okay, was still in really good condition.
Well, I think that's one of those things where it's expensive enough that
people would rather, you know, get it for what maybe fifteen bucks,
then spend one hundred and fifty bucks on a north Face jacket or more and
ski pants because those are going to be at least one hundred dollars probably,
Yeah, they're not cheap. So I don't know. I just I just
go through things that are sitting around that I don't use anymore, and I
put them up on Facebook Marketplace and I try to sell them. You have
people come to your house, Yes, they come right to your house,
right to the porch. I just have it right by the door. You
don't do contact, You're like, come pick it up. I do open
the door and talk to them and stuff, because a lot of times people
want to see something first, and I want to be a good Facebook Marketplace
seller and be like here's this, like you know, like I sold a
three headed lamp recently and I had taken the light bulbs out of it already,
and I was like, sorry, I took the light bulbs out,
but I can put them back in if you want to see that it works.
And the person was like, I just got burned, so can you
yet, man like me see that it works. I was like, yeah,
no problem. Yeah. Lamps and rugs too, Those are like always
on Facebook marketplace. So if you have an ugly lamp that you're or a
lamp that you're just like, I don't need this lamp, sell a lamp
or a rug. People are always looking for lamps and rugs. Really,
yes, Okay, because we have a big rolled up rug in the basement
that's still got plastic around it. We must have bought it for something and
then decided we didn't need it, so it's a giant area rug in the
basement. Wow, this is a great idea. Let me see pictures of
it. Maybe I'll buy it from Okay, maybe let me see. Lastly,
Kaylee says, I wanted to say a quick thank you to all of
you for just showing up in the morning to do your job and performing every
day. I also work a job where I'm required to show up and perform
in quotes, so I relate to what it feels like on days you may
struggle and not have as much willpower to do so I just want to remind
you all that your voices are so important and just you all showing up is
so important to so many of us. You have all become such a consistent
factor in day to day life and is something that remains stable even when your
life gives you chaos, which can be so debilitating. Sometimes the work you
all do can be so hard. So just know that I see you,
and I appreciate all of you, and I think you should get thanked a
hell of a lot more for your time and efforts than you currently do.
You all are a reason I get out of bed in the morning. So
thank you. Wow, that's very powerful. Sweet, thank you. This
is I don't really have trouble coming in and performing, maybe because I've been
doing it for so long, but I enjoy it so much that even if
I'm in a shit mood, I put everything aside for the four hours that
were on the radio. Yeah, and it's not hard. It's not like,
well, life is shitty, but I'm gonna put on a happy face.
It just makes me happy. Right Like even today you're like, well,
Bailey, my bones hurt so bad, my bones and then we're like,
oh, we have five seconds. And then you were like, so
we got coming up on war the Roses today, and you would have no
idea that your bones hurt. They might do. And I don't know why
my feet hurt, and I'm really puzzled because I thought it was the shoes.
I bought a new pair of hiking shoes because the ones I'm gonna wear
up Pike's Peak are a little bit too heavy. So somebody said, you
need light, high tech hiking shoes. I went down to ARII bought a
pair. They were too small, took them back at another they were too
big. Then I went, okay, well that model's not gonna fit.
I get another one and it squeezed the motherfucking fuck out of my foot.
And so my feet are now sore and the shoes are muddy. So I
can't take them back? Now? Can they take them back to ARI?
You can do? Yeah, you really can. Really you could bring I've
heard stories of people who have gone on full boundary waters trips and returned like
half of the stuff that they bought for founder waters. Yeah, it's just
their policy, and I'm not encouraging people to do that, but Arii's policy,
Like I'll remember that. Yeah, I hate to take it back and
there's like a you know, twenty five year old person working at the counter,
and I feel like I'm scamming them, you know what I mean,
They're full of mud. Oh, they're just there to get paid their hourly
wage. Care Okay. She concludes by saying, that's it for now,
folks. Sorry, not sorry for all the randomness. I hope to write
in again sometime when I get the willpower to do so and think of interesting
things to say. Have a great day. Oh all right, thank you,
Kaylee. Yeah that was really nice. Kaylee, please write in again
and welcome first time writers. So, yeah, if you want a staff
writer sticker, how does she get one? Send your address and she did,
so you get one in the next few days. Yay, Hello morning
show? Did I miss a memo? Who is the new nightgirl on KATIEWB?
Just curious? Does she come from another radio station in the cities or
out of state? Jenny, do you know anything about this? Her name
is Kayla and she does actually do the night show from LA so it's kind
of complicated to explain the technology. But yeah, she is out of LA
so she lives there. But she's very sweet and I don't hear her show
too often because that's my bedtime. Yep, but she's very nice. Uh
okay, next one from Carrie, I'm late to the party. I just
listened to your one thousandth episode. I was most intrigued by the beginning of
that episode when I found out you were very surprised that high school students were
drinking coffee, pertaining to Dave talking about carrying around Stanley cups being an accessory
or status symbol. When Dave mentioned she didn't drink coffee till college, it
made me think that, yes, I didn't have a desire to have coffee
until college and my freshman year, my idea of coffee was a sugared up
mint condition frope from Caribou. Yes, no, judge, We've all been
there. Besides Dave with his non fu fu coffee. Don't worry, Dave,
I soon switched to all black coffee after graduation. I've been a faithful
cold brewer, especial girly ever since. Any who, I'm now a middle
and high school teacher, and it does not phaze me or other adults when
students have their morning coffees energy nutrition teas, you know, the ones with
crazy amounts of caffeine, and my first hour class of eighth graders contained about
sixty of my class having at least one energy drink for breakfast Monster usually Wow.
Throughout the day, other students would be seen with their energy drinks and
many would carry multiple around. My recycling would be mostly cans by the end
of the week. It sounds scary and sad typing it out because we educated
adults know the caffeine can be harmful and like any other drug, is addicting.
Of course, telling a sixteen year old dad is like telling them any
other thing. They don't want to hear, and Dave one thing to know.
Stanley's are out and oh wallas are in. Yes, we are a
different like just a different water bottle. That's trendy. Oh gosh, I
haven't even heard of that. Yeah, o w a la, I think
there is. Granted, I saw TikTok once where this woman had a nowala
and then she realized that she was like getting sick, and it was because
there was like mold inside of like a weird compartment of the straw. So
you have to make sure that you really take it apart when you clean it.
Anyway, A Wala's interesting, teacher, tell your tell your students to
clean their a walas. So the Stanley people are over there going fuck,
yeah, we were on a roll and now the fucking O Walla people are
taken over. It's probably because they're super colorful. Maybe that are you googling
now? Yeah? Because I mean they're like multicolored, and they're cheaper.
God, they're I mean they're cheaper too, but they're not that different than
half the shit that's on the market already. Yeah. What is it that's
so funny that something could be so trendy like immediately. I don't know what
why water bottles in general are trendy, but I mean I'm glad that like
drinking water is cool right now because we should be drinking water and promoting that.
Unless they have coffee in them and they're drinking forty ounces of coffee,
that's probably terrible for you. Uh She said, Uh yeah, I am
guilty of writing first class on the O Wala bandwagon. I guess we'll see
what the fall trend will bring water bottle wise. Sorry, the long message
just my experience too. I know not every educator is the same as well.
No, not a long email at all. I think that length versus
length correlating to interest level, like it's interesting, Like a lot of people
will send a really long email, but it's not particularly interesting. So if
it's long and it's interesting, then that's fine. Yeah. I said something
earlier to Bailey, and I said, I would never say this on the
radio, but I'm gonna go ahead and bring this up and tell me whether
you might remember you were out of the room, Jenny, I said,
I think there might be a correlation between stupid and chatty. Oh I was
in here? Yeah, were you in here when I was in here?
Maybe Bailey wasn't. I said, I think there might be a correlation between
stupid and very talkative. Now, not in every case. There are definitely
people who are chatty and very intelligent, and there are people who are very
quiet and very stupid. But I think that this is a bold, experimental,
like see what you think kind of a statement because some of the stupidest
people I know are some of the chattiest people, because I think they don't
care about filtering the shit that they say, so they just say anything.
And sometimes people that are not as intelligent, they're not comfortable with any kind
of silence, whereas I think intelligent people are more comfortable with being inside their
head. I'll give you an example. My son in law, Justin He's
quiet, probably one of the most intelligent people I've ever met, so intelligent,
but he doesn't just ramble on about stupid shit. He's comfortable with being
silent. I've got other members of my family that they are not very bright,
but holy fuck, can they talk your ear off. So is there
a correlation between stupid and chatty? Anybody want to pick up on this?
I mean, so in your situation, I can understand that, But I
also date someone who is so fucking chatty, and I think that Andrew is
very intelligent, So I don't know. I don't know where the line is
drawn too chatty versus like they're just kind of a personable person. So maybe,
but yeah, And that's what I said, is like, I agree,
Andrew is very intelligent, but but I've never seen him really chatty.
When I get around him, he's like, you know, he's not super
chatty, So I don't see that chatty side. But I know that you
say he's chatty, But Bailey, you're being awful quiet on this. Phow
I'm letting you guys talk gosh because I'm so intelligent. Uh uh huh.
I think it's like if it's like, you know, street smarts or like
social intelligence, like being quieter and knowing when to speak because if you don't
have something quality to say, then you're not going to speak up. And
I guess that's like an intelligent way of going out about a social situation versus
someone who is socially dumb, versus like like academically dumb. Like I don't
think chatty. Being chatty and being academically dumb go hand in hand, but
maybe being socially dumb, they're like I can't read a room, so I'm
just gonna blah blah blah blah. Black kind of thing is like a dumb
thing to do, that's for sure. My uncle, my uncle is really
really into Roman history, and when we go to his house for Christmas every
year, he makes us fucking go look at his books he's written. We've
heard it a million times. He goes on and on and on, and
he's so smart about it, but he doesn't shut up, So I really
that's his Like emotional intelligence isn't as high in those situations okay, because he
is not understanding that our eyes are glossed over and we're literally have a foot
out the door trying to get into a different room. Yeah. Yeah,
Yeah, I think I'm very guilty of filtering overfiltering what I'm gonna say.
So if I'm in a social situation and I think, oh, I'm gonna
bring up something about the twins, I think it over and I think whether
I should say it and how it will land. And if it doesn't seem
like it's going to land, well, then I don't say anything. But
the problem with that is you end up overfiltering. Then you sit there like
a bump on a log. And sometimes in social situations, I don't have
a lot to add, And sometimes I look at chatty people and I go,
how can you come up with so much to say? How can you?
How can you you have so much content in your head that you spout
content constantly And I don't. Yeah, I also think it's it's kind of
like a I know at least a lot of my friends. I have a
lot of neuro divergent friends who talk constantly. I love my D and D
group. I swear they're all talking at the same time at any given point,
and I just sit there quietly throughout all of D and D unless it's
my turn, because everybody's talking at the exact same time. But they're all,
you know, doing a thing that they're super interested in, like your
uncle's Roman history stuff. And they all have you know, like this platform
here to all just chat with each other constantly. But they're all smart people,
They're all yeah, they're just I don't know, special people who really
like D and D and just keep on talking. But I have tons of
friends who are so chatty but super smart, and it's because they're neurodivergent.
Okay, all right, So anyway, just a thought. Maybe I'm absolutely
wrong, let me pa EIGHTYHD. Maybe who knows. I feel like that
would contribute a lot. What are your ADHD that you would be very seeped
chatty? Yes, yeah, I knew somebody who was ADHD and they took
medicine for it, like medication for it, and they chatted all the time.
As a matter of fact, one time we were riding in the car
and I was exhausted and I finally had to say, can you just please
not talk for a few minutes? And it really hurt their feelings. They
told me later it really hurt their feelings, and I said, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just could not listen to
you talk anymore. I just could not. One of my former coworkers said
that to me. We were on like a like a work field trip and
we were driving somewhere for like a couple of hours, and at one point
she turned to me and she said, I think now's a good time for
the van to be quiet. Oh. And I was like, I think,
oh wow. And it hurt my feelings a lot, and I can't
understand that that would totally hurt your feelings. I also get like very overstimulated
sometimes, so I do need that silence also, I mean, if it
makes you feel any better. Andrew goes on a group trip with us coworkers
and literally none of them want to sit by him on the plane because they
know he's just going to talk. And they're like, I'm not sitting by
you. Wow. I get the whole overstimulation. I just thought, man,
I'm the only one in here talking. So I didn't realize I was
the over stimulation versus like my D and D group when everyone is talking.
I just wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't be like, would you shut it?
Guys? Could everybody just shut it? So that's the vibe of the
group is just chatty and fat. Chrisco used to work here on the show,
and he really is a dear person. He really is, but he's
also a giant pain in the ass, but I love him anyway. Chrisco
is so uncomfortable with silence. So a lot of the time, this is
back in the days of intern John, Steve, Lena and then Chrisco didn't
have a chair in the studio, so he would stand up right between where
you two are sitting, and Steve would be working on something, I'd be
working on something, Lena would be working on something. John would be working
and Chrisco. We didn't trust him to do anything, so he would stand
there and he would get uncomfortable with the silence. He'd be like, oh,
you guys watched Family Guy last night show. Yeah, Peter drum that
he was in the AHA video and so anyway, so yeah, and then
blah blah blah, and it was like, Chrisco, shut up, We're
trying to concentrate. Okay, sorry, guys, Yeah, I know I
talked too much. You guys watched that Twine game yesterday and he just he
was very uncomfortable with silence. But he was the guy that you wanted to
have come to your house for a party because there was always somebody talking.
Yeah, so it's good and bad. Yeah, I mean I don't mind
chatty people, but that's me. I think it depends on the person.
Yeah. Again, I have a relative in my family and they're wonderful,
but they won't stop. They won't stop, and sometimes it's like fucking shut
up, just stop all right. Next week earlier this week on the Show
and on the Minnesota Goodbye, we got into a little territory that was kind
of like a naughty thing where Jenny or Bailey had found a woman on TikTok
on a nut barstool sports sid call her daddy where she said when and it
gets a little dicey. So just a little heads up. When a woman
says to a man during sex, I want you to come, I want
you to come, she's not doing it because she is like really wants to
that experience. She's like, I'm done, I want to get this over
with. Yes, right, that's exactly what it is, so we didn't
realize that, and a lot of guys were like, what, I didn't
know that? And a woman will also A woman will also fake an orgasm
so the guy will stop pounding away and just get it over with, Okay,
So I won't say her name. First off, I've been so swamped
with work lately and normally only listen to Minnesota Good Bible driving, so I
just remember to sit down and reply. But I always have something to say.
This isn't really naughty Tuesday, but I was listening during lunch on Monday
and I heard Jenny's take on when a woman tells a man, I want
you to come during the love and I just kind of laughed and nodded in
along in agreement. To be clear, I am a big fan of sex
with my husband, but sometimes especially his parents. As a one year old,
we don't have a ton of time, so if it's taken too long
and I'm already done, I will absolutely do some talking to attempt to encourage
him to finish without telling him I'm over and you need to hurry up,
because that's much less sexy and can kill the mood. Yes. Also,
I second that it's not necessarily gross when a guy finishes on your stomach,
but I have a deep any belly button, so depending on our birth control
plan, I would definitely prefer not to have to dig out my belly button
after sex. Thanky. This is making me like smile because it's just so
stupid and graphic. Thanks for reading. If you do, I definitely qualify
as a p one. Was very sad when I wasn't listed as one of
your top staff writers. Again my fault since I haven't been writing. But
I will try to rectify that moving forward. Love the new lineup, cheers,
and I will go ahead and give you a shout out Sidney and you'll
remember maybe Sidney from being on the show. Yeah, I'm the staff writer.
Y. Maybe you were going to say their name at the beginning.
She didn't say not to. Okay, she didn't say not to. And
that is going to wrap it up for the Minnesota Goodbye, Thank you,
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