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And that's why I didn't have time
to study from my geography test. Mart,

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do you expect me to believe that
that story is the biggest load of

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crabapple making out with mol But I
thought you didn't want a data tabynonna at

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this point, all I wants a
man with a healthy lorbido. Uh huh,

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Well this is where it gets awkward
again. Yeah, Ma, can't

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catch your break one two, three
four Can't catch a break? One two,

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three four Can't catch a break one
two, three four four Finger Discount,

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Dude, Welcome to four Finger Discount, the podcast where we what do

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we do? Mister Davis? We
have an obsessive compulsitor disword on three four.

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This week we hit the review episode
h b F zero six. It

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is the seeming never ending story.
I am Dando joined right now by of

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course, I am guy fresh from
the pay chalet. Yes, as befits

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the sort of all over the shop
nature of this episode. That intro was

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indeed all over the place, because
we're just winging this one man. So

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I had good memories of this episode. I remember really enjoying it. I

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don't watched it several years ago,
and I didn't mind it it's a fun

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story. It just throws all logic
out the window. So you can get

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past the logic being thrown out the
window. It's enjoyable. But I'm watching

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when you're critique in this episode,
I'm like, there are a lot of

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questions being asked of me right now
to ignore. Well, yeah, I

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mean, I don't know. I
personally think with season seventeen so far,

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maybe with season sixteen as well,
it's time to just throw continuity and all

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that stuff out of the window.
You know, I mean, stuff happens

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in Springfield, it happens to the
Simpsons family, happens with the people of

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Springfield, and you really just got
to roll with it. I think there

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are certain fundamentals that will stay in
place. But otherwise it's a good episode.

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This in terms of it's about,
you know, memory and subjective memory.

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I mean, you're going to remember
something different the way someone else remembered

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it, So yeah, it kind
of makes sense in that regard. But

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you're right, it is a little
higgalipigedly, but thought I had a lot

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of fun with it coming. Yeah. I'm a sucker for stories within stories

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within stories. You know, it's
like, um, and this one did

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it kind of well as far as
I'm concerned, we live in the age

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of origin stories, right Andy,
the ones they gave us here. Whilst

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illogical, we're a lot of fun. I loved and also depressing. I

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love seeing young Edna arriving, missus
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tailed, ready to take on the
world, and then just and the same

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with Snake and Springfield, just wearing
them down and just turning them into the

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into just broken people where Snake now
becomes a criminal and missus kay is just

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you know broken notes she she has
to Springfield, she hates the bars and

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the taverns and like kind of thing
because of her ex husband. That's now

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where she lives, you know what
I mean. So I was depressing in

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that aspect, but I did like
the seeing a young missus Kaye just full

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of life and ready to go.
But it just made me sad at the

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same time. Now, I want
to talk about Indica for a moment,

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particularly in relation to this episode.
The voice seems different. Maybe she's just

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trying to act younger. I guess, yeah, I mean it was Marshall

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Wallace, but I guess you're just
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But the thing is, though,
can you tell your point and I'll

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get onto my point what you're going
to say about missus Ka the voice.

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I mean, it didn't even seem
younger. It just seemed like someone's doing

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a not bad Marshal Wallace impersonation.
I'm sure, mothers. Let's check.

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Yes, it says he Maurice Maurice
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realize he was on this instance.
Yeah, he voices commanded mc bragg when

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they're doing the Scavenger hunt and they're
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it doesn't say Marshall Wallace. Then
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assuming it would have been Marshall Wallace. But maybe it wasn't. I'm not

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too sure, listeners, let me
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I was like, it sounds like
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doing their best indicate. Now,
yes, said middlely. It is a

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different sort of uh time period,
and she's meant to be sort of younger

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and more innocent, but she didn't
feel younger and more isn't it just felt

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like different despite appearances the country.
I'm not complaining, but it was.

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It was just something that I noticed
so um anyway, but I'm sort of

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leaping into favorite bits because the whole
um, the whole Mo and Edna romance

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such as summer romance, Yeah,
summer love it. It happened so fast.

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I just was really sweet and but
also very I mean, maybe not

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true to Edna so much as the
way we know her now, but they

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actually felt like kindred spirits and Mo
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trying to be even though he was
lying. Whole the whole thing was based

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on lies, though it was,
but it felt like it felt like genuine

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Mo, even though he was lying
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no true, it felt like the
best version of more. Yeah. Yeah,

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yeah, It's like this is this
is what he could have been or

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even to a better person. But
the second he doesn't get his own way,

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I was like Kendle in succession,
you, I think you've watched the

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show, But the second that guy
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a perpetiant little baby. That's exactly
what happens to the mode here. I've

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got um, yeah, I've got
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think I've watched maybe like half of
the first season, Okay, And it's

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not like I didn't like it or
anything like that. It's just like,

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all this is one of those things
that I'll leave you feeling empty. The

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finale ad this week, and Nicola
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and went, oh, that just
happened. From what I understand, it

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is pretty sort of bleak. Yeah, I won't spoil anything obviously. No,

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Yeah, they're kind of spoiled from
myself already. I mean, I

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didn't It didn't strike me as the
kind of show that was like, and

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here's a twist at the end.
It was more that's the thing the entire

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time, We're going, what's a
twist going to be? Because we're so

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used to shows having twists. Now, Yeah, there never really was a

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twist, And if there was a
twist, you could see it coming two

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episodes in advance. He saw it
was a twist in there. Well,

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but the way the show was plant
was mac down you could see it coming,

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you know. All Right, Well
that's best ssion. That's enough about

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That's enough about that show. Let's
keep talking about this show. Although we

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might do a succession pod If Everyone
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Emmy Award for Outstanding achieve It in
the Field of Excellence, as well as

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the Outstanding Program oh My God Outstanding
Animated Program for Programming less than one Hour

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At the thirty fourth and the Awards. Episode and episode writer Ian Maxtone Graham

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won the award for Best Writing in
an Animated Television Production. So people will

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big fans of this episode where it
originally aired. As you were saying,

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it's a lot of fun throws,
lots you get the window, but sometimes

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you just gotta do that when you
want to have some fun, switch your

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brain off and just you know,
some of the best action movies that I

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love ones were just gonna switch your
brain off and just enjoy what you're watching.

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But I did want to bring up
you shared a video this week on

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social media that is very relatable to
when I say modern Simpsons, I mean

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season seventeen Simpsons and beyond right,
And it was Tray and Matt from South

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Park talking about therefore and but yes
right instead of and then. So how

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often do we review these episodes and
it feels like, as you always say,

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a bunch of stuff and stuff that
happened. This is happening, and

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then this is happening, and then
this is happening, and then the ending

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ends, and there isn't really an
ending, right, Yeah, but our

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boys try and Matt in this video
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I'm assuming you know. They gave
a longer lecture to the film students at

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New York University. It blows your
mind, but honestly, they just distill

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it down to just three minutes.
And Trey himself says, look, it

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took me ages to learn this,
but once you get it, it's like,

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oh, okay, yeah, this
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you tell stories. And the upshot
of it is if you have an incident,

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then you have to ask the question
or the next step is, Okay,

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this happened, therefore this happens,
or this happens, but that happened,

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and it's like that's how you tell
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forward, as opposed to oh,
this happened, and then this happened,

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and then this happens. No,
this happen, therefore this happens. All

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this happens, but that happened because
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is like season seventeen seems it happens
earlier as well. But it's like,

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you know, you get to the
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it has happened this in particular,
in particular this season, Right, we

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get to the end of the first
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this is the story for the episode. The first five six minutes, we're

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inconsequential to the actual stories, Like
you could have cut that all out,

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like to say, for example,
when you know when Bart gets center,

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when we're on the road to Doughware
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right, you know that they didn't
like Bart doing something naughtiest. So

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for the entire first act it was
like Bart being naughtiost like, do we

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have to have all this again?
Like this this happens, and then this

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happens, and then this happens.
And as you're saying, Trey and Matt,

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this happens. But the studd that
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unless the stuff that happened in the
first act happened. Has it all flows

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us to flow on effect, and
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watched as I was like, no, wonder, South Park is so fucking

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good. Indeed, having said that, you know, something else we talk

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about when we talk about recent episode
the Simpsons is that sometimes they can feel

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like this idea isn't good enough for
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So let's jam them together and maybe
they'll, you know, they'll make

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it up an entire episode. And
often it was like, this is like

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Frankenstein's Monster, It's Ugly's gonna kill
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feel I could have been an episode, but that has crammed him into this.

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Yeah, yeah, here the Scavenger
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I don't think it'd be a whole
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romance between Mo and Edna, I
don't know. But distilling them I love

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good Scavenger Hunt, it's pretty good. But distilling them down to just their

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their essence, the best parts of
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or installments or bits and pieces of
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really well in this case because they
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out, so let's shrink it down, concentrate it, you know, make

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a nice red One's juice to put
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this episode is a lot of fun, illogical but fun. Much like four

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Figured Discat, much like My life. Yes, hey, my favorite.

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What were your favorite moments from the
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it was primarily the romance between between
Mo and and I just I don't know,

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I like, like, I liked
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that visually, I thought it was
fantastic. Um, you've written down here,

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nice ascot on. You know,
the way he's dressed up. Ye,

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But she's bringing out the best in
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the real him, but she's she's
if you are, like, if she

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hadn't gone into that school, Mo
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And it feels like a nice sliding
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character I do like. So I
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the entire episode. I mean,
also just the way Moho expressed himself when

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he's talking about no same gen the
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gonna like that line. I'm like, I will like this. I've got

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that I will love that. But
the thing is, though it sounds mislogynistic,

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but like, that's the nicest.
That's the nicest thing I can say,

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Like, that's that's that's Mora being
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know, it's as nice as he
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didn't know I didn't know where it
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The Moe throwing Barney out of the
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Yeah. I was like, oh
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It's like the perfect visual for a
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trying to get rid of something and
it keeps coming back. It's perfect,

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and it was in this episode.
But I also got a big kick out

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of the mirror bate and switch where
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he first shot him, I was
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this oh you got me, you
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to be one of those usual you
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you know, when when he slaps
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goes through the chest and shit like
that, which which really annoys me.

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But he shot him in the head. I was like, Okay, he

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shot him in the head. There's
no way he's surviving. Oh it's just

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a mirror. Well playing, well
player, you got me? We'll played

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Simpsons. Yes, all right,
mister Davis, it's time for something trivia.

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What's your first question for the seemingly
never ending story? Start with your

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sexiest one? Oh gosh, okay, in the graveyard? Can you name

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the sexy? Three? What's that
that's sexy? That's sexy? Can you

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name three? Or Burns as relatives? I didn't write those down? What

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are they? Can you tell me? I'll give you all five? There

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is that I saw anyway. Agatha
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have tombstones in the in the graveyard
and they're all Burns. Is they are

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all Burns? As ye? I
wasn't sure they're going to go for a

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gag or like him being related to
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question is actually related to to tombstones. Whose tombston did mister Burns have in

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the back of his car as part
of the scavenger hunt. He was driving

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with Smithers and there was a tombstone
in the back. Oh man, it's

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a character that they love having callbacks
too. And every time it always works

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because everyone just has this love for
the character. One time only character one

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time was moving. No, no, no, it's Frank Grunt, Frank

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Grimes Grimmy, that's right. Yeah. I don't know why how I made

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that connections like it was bleeding us
with it. No, no, it

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was the complete opposite of skinny little
light Man. What year was Carl's cave

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discovered by Carl's dad? Oh,
I had I was gonna write that only

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fifty six. I think it wasn't
nineteen fifty six. Speaking of can remember

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we did that episode where it was
Carl's from Iceland? I'm so was he

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from Iceland? I don't know.
That just really did a number on you,

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didn't it You would just spend I
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sad that day. My next question
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or is where mister Burns lives?
What is the address? Lisa says,

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I'm off to well, no,
mister Burns says, I'm off to this

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way. When he realizes that he's
got the photo, it's one hundred industrial

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way. It was indeed, Yet, Okay, we need more because I've

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got one more for I hit me
one more and I hit you of one

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more as well. Ye okay,
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Pangaea? Mhmm. I was interested
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What do you make mister Burns's email
would be? I feel like it's something

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that Smithers would have made it for
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So would you just get the simple
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hotmail dot com Or do you think
he would have made it something because mister

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Burns wouldn't check his emails ever,
would he? Missus Smith would be doing

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turned me on Burns brilliant boss or
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actually had the nine fifty six is
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so I'm gonna make one up on
the spot here mob was head into the

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supply store to get what um urinal
cake mix? Yeah, that was another

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line. I really liked a lot
of mosingers in this episode. Yeah,

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this is a good performance from one
from Hank for sure. The fourth Figure

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was March twelve to two thousand and
six numbers. So, David, I'm

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not doing the Blockbuster Brainbuster anymore.
It just takes up too much of our

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time. But I will tell you
it hurt my brain. Well, I

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will tell you what the top three
films at the box office were when this

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episode originally aired for that week they
were Failure to Launch was number one,

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The Shaggy Dog was number two,
and The Hills Have Eyes was number three,

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Hills Have Eyes. That was a
movie that I haven't watched since I

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watched the first time, but I
remember it's scaring the shit out of me.

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It's really nasty. Yeah, we've
talked about the first two. We

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talked about, Yeah, Yeah,
Failure to Launch with McConaughey and Sarah Jessica

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Parker and The Shaggy Dog with Tim
Allen, and yeah, but the Hills

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Have Eyes. That's a remake of
a seventies movie by the late great Wes

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Craven who made the Screen Movies,
in which a family is traveling through the

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deserts on their way to California.
Except what's living in the desert but a

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bunch of a freaky family made into
hostile mutants by radioactivity and all that kind

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of business, and they're out to
kill and dare I say eat this all

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American family that then has to fight
back. It's this This remake is really

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actually really good. Often with horror, not necessarily slasher horror, but like

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other versions of horror, but this
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pretty good because that the special effects
are usually better. Absolutely, Yeah,

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I mean, got a really good
cast and a fantastic director named then when

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want to do another remake um Pirana
three D, which is one of my

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favorite horror movies of the twenty teens. It's so gross. Yeah, it's

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so much fun, speaking of the
logical but fun three D. Oh,

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so much fun. But yeah,
he'll have eyes. Um. Look,

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if you've got a strong stomach and
a strong constitution. Yeah, but when

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just check it out if you dig
horror movies, know a similar kind of

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movie that I loved when it first
came out. I haven't watched it for

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so long, I have to revisit
it. Wrong Turn. Remember Wrong Turn?

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I remember being so so called off
Garba. How much I enjoyed that

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movie Wrong Turn? Yeah. Yeah, and they made like five or six

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of them. Yeah, but the
first one is the one that matters.

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That's the one I remember. I
remember the chick with the red hair getting

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the barbed wire like through the mouth
at the start, on the side of

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the road. I remember that that
death. But like you, I love

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the good. Just like Mutant,
he'll be really kind of like just coming

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and killed things. I just love
that kind of story. Yeah, it's

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it's always fun. And I loved
Wrong Turn. I thought it was awesome.

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Yeah, I know slight of the
sequels a little bit, but honestly

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wrong Turn two Cold Dead End is
that by the way, it's it's really

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good. It's got a lot,
it's got some great kills. Um yeah,

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and you know, interesting characters now
it works really well. The rest

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of them are kind of kind of
junk. That's the thing. You sort

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of watch those movies just for the
creative ways to kill people, and that's

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what's sort of like John Wick's become, hasn't it. How's he going to

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kill these people? I remember there's
the one with the pen the pencil and

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like John Wick three, and I
was like, this movie has just become

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fucking John Wick kill port. I
watched Wick four any good the other night.

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It really loves a lot of it. It goes for nearly three hours

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and not a lot happens in it. You know. It's but at the

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same time, yeah, look I
didn't I didn't dislike it. I was

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talking about it with my good friend
Anthony, who's a real you know actution

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movie efficionado were sort of saying,
yeah, look it's great. I mean,

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it's beautifully made, and you know, the locations are fantastic. Ken

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Is really good. It's gotta all
star cast of action heroes. But you

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know, when you look at it's
like there's maybe six scenes or six things

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that happened in this movie, and
that for a movie that goes three hours,

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kind of like Kevin Goes capping the
watch. Yeah, I'm terrible at

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keeping promises. And you know,
I really shouldn't say, hey, I'll

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do movie gays on this because I
maybe never will, but maybe I should.

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So are you're going to see me? Do it? Pad Spider Verse

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two whatever it's called. What's what's
the actual tier called? It's across the

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Spider Verse. Yeah, I'm let's
wrap this up because I got a good

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malm when he go see it.
Yes, yes, we want a movie,

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guys, A little while, guy, a little review on that one.

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For sure, make that happen.
Let's have all the things you gotta

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do. That's the one you're gonna
make happen. And by the way,

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sub number four just quickly was sixteen
blocks your man, Bruce Willis, wasn't

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it. Oh yeah, the movie
as well. I remember enjoying that as

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well. That's a solid one.
That's like the unofficial die Hard sequal before

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the crap I had set so that
was number four when this at the box

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office when this episode originally aired.
But the episode was written by E.

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M. Stone Graham. As we
said earlier, he won the Emmy,

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and it was directed by Raymond s
Percy and Maurice LaMarsh as Commander mcbragg.

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There wasn't no chalk graun at the
catch gag. What's that you're laughing about?

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Something? That's what are you laughing
about? About? The lovely Day?

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My name was Raymond Percy, like
something Homer would say when he wants

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to get mister Burns Martin Prince.
Isn't your name Raymond Percy Percy? Make

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sure he's still with us, so
we're not hanging shit on a dead person.

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Also, there'll be a picture of
him. He's going to be built

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like John Center or so he's um. So he's written some awesome episodes of

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the Simpsons, so he wrote um. He wrote twenty four Minutes, which

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is an episode that I absolutely love. It's the twenty four parody, so

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um was it directed? And he
was a director of an episode. He's

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also a director of Mobile Hume,
which didn't really enjoy. But the girl

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was slept too little when at least
sleeps in the Semishode was a good one

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as well, plus some others coming
up in the in the new future.

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But yes, so having a shit
on Raymond to you, everybody loves when

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these directorial skills just just his poncy
name, standing up for yourself, point

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dexter. All right, And there
was no chalk gag, but the couch

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gag was it's got here the couch
with Marge, Maggie, Barton, Lisa

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on It is delivered to the living
room via conveyor belt and stops in front

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of the TV. Homer is added
on by a mechanical arm and the couch

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continues onward. All right. So
the episode kicks off with the family entering

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Carl's dad's caverns, but realize that
they're on a nature walk. And I

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did not like this at all,
where Lisa gives him a nickel in the

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bottle to keep me entertained. I'm
like, bart is not this stupid.

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I don't like this just felt silly
to me. I was not a fan

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of that. But they find the
finger of Testini. I think that's what

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they call it, the guide of
pointing down. There was a few question

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a few questionable lines in this episode, such as silly Indians, well product

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of this thing where it's like,
no, no, you're not meant to

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be thinking we're making fun of Indians. We're making fun of Homer for making

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fun of Indians because he's a bigot. It's like, I don't know,

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girl, it sounds like you want
to have it both ways. He fell

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asleep on the job. He says
that his guy made their god. Then

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Homer takes a little tiny chip to
put in his desk at work and he

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creates his giant syncol They all fall
down and he has to be saved by

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how do he has it? I
think he says tasting the genius? He

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says something different, doesn't he I'm
going to disrespect our American friends here because

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I've noticed they do this a bit
um. Certain letters at the start of

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things are often silent. I mean
the tea at the start of Sister Nagenie

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is not meant to be pronounced much
like And this happened when the X Men

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movies came out. Everyone's saying,
hey, it's Professor Charles Xavier. No,

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that's just Xavier Xavier Xavier. Yeah
exavior, Yeah it was, but

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was it xavier. Is that how
it was supposed to be pronounced like in

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that world? I don't think so. I think everyone I think they looked

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at and go, well, if
we pronounce it zev, people are going

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to see words in X men.
Wor isn't it z men because it's spelled

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X pronounced z I the conversation they
had in the boardroom, I wouldn't be

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surprised if it's zev yet, then
why isn't it it's man? Yeah,

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we're going to get letters. The
X very important in x men, so

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make sure you make sure you are
you say the X. Yeah, indeed,

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But I look, I would pronounce
this cisterna genie but but maybe yeah.

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But in the episode, they are
pronouncing it. So Homer gets stuck.

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Though he says he needs to pee
now, he's just now, he's

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just stuck so obviously his pants.
Margin says, I'm gonna go get We'll

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get the fireman that got you off
the ride that time or whatever, And

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I'm like, how exactly you're stuck
in this hole? Yeah, there's there

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shouldn't be any other entrances to this
place, which is which is what raises

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questions at the end I was like, how did everyone just like like or

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sort of just arrive out of nowhere? Were they in there as well?

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These guys fell down a hole that
was not there beforehand into this like cavern

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down the bottom. Then all of
a sudden, Burns arrives and the ticks

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and arrives and snake comes down with
his sun from the roof. I'm like,

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where the fuck did they come from? This is why I don't go

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caving or exploring or splunking. The
idea of caving terrifies me. Like you

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see some videos with people in these
little tiny cracks and they're trying to get

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through it, and I'm like,
no way. You could not pay me

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a million dollars to do that.
No way, I wouldn't do it,

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no way, no day, forget
about it. No, I'm just thinking

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about it makes me sick. I
just I'm very bad with tight spaces.

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But I just don't think I could
do it at all. I just not

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a chance at all. Yeah,
but they point out that this place is

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not on the map, so they
go looking for a way out. I'm

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like, good luck, okay,
fun with that one. Good luck with

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that. Listener says she's going to
tell a story to keep home or occupied,

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but no unicorns at Homer says.
So, she mentions how she was

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walking home from school last week through
the forest, randomly through the forest the

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way home from school, and a
ram starts charging her. I was walking

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home from school when suddenly I hurt, Oh, hello, mister big horn

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sheep. I've read about you.
You're shy and you're rarely approach humans.

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And of course he'd never attack a
fellow beast, liberal mit it. Yeah,

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So when the ram burst through the
window, so lets her in to

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get us to safety. Right when
the ram burst through the window, you

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can actually see the necklace on the
rams horn, right, And every time

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you see the ram going forward you
don't see the necklace. I'm thinking,

404
00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:56.519
if you're going to go through that
much trouble to put the necklace there for

405
00:25:56.599 --> 00:25:59.920
that shot but then not include it
going forward, might as well not have

406
00:26:00.200 --> 00:26:03.039
at all, because it doesn't make
sense that it was there. Then it

407
00:26:03.079 --> 00:26:06.039
wasn't there because there's nowhere else for
it to hide. On the ram's horn,

408
00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:07.839
it's either there, it's not the
enemy hanging there. So when it

409
00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:11.079
burst through the window initially into mister
Burns's house, you see it hanging there,

410
00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:14.880
but then when it's chasing after him
down the hallway, it's not there

411
00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:17.799
anymore. I get where you're coming
from, and you make a great deal

412
00:26:17.799 --> 00:26:23.200
of sense, but also I don't
really care. So the he destroys the

413
00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:26.400
extraal table as its chased him,
they get to the panic room and the

414
00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:29.799
passwords Pangaea and the password has been
emailed at him. How often do you

415
00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:34.000
forget your your passwords? Should I
cop to this in public? Because for

416
00:26:34.079 --> 00:26:37.640
a lot of my accounts, I
only have one. I knew. I

417
00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:38.680
just felt like that would be the
answer for you. You have the same

418
00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:44.720
password for everything, and it's Guy
Davis sexy man, or it's just like

419
00:26:44.920 --> 00:26:52.559
Guy Davis sixty nine to be telling
everybody, yeah, no, no,

420
00:26:52.599 --> 00:26:59.599
but the Balkan the one thing,
or it was like, hey, you

421
00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:03.000
need to have this and this like
okay, I'll add this variation. Yeah,

422
00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:06.559
but occasionally, like if it's something
that I don't use or I know

423
00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:10.640
I'm only going to use online and
it's like or on a specific computer,

424
00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:15.000
and then'll be like, okay,
finally I'll accept the suggested strong password.

425
00:27:15.079 --> 00:27:18.839
That's just you know, this incredible
long remember letters and symbols that you never

426
00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:22.839
never, never remember. Most of
the time, I'm pretty good with passwords,

427
00:27:22.839 --> 00:27:26.920
and then it'll be like, no, it's not that. And then

428
00:27:26.960 --> 00:27:29.440
but it will say, hey,
this password requires this, and it's like,

429
00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:32.480
oh, okay, it's the other
one. It's planned b. So

430
00:27:32.920 --> 00:27:36.000
it's just like the do you have
many different passwords for different a lot of

431
00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:37.240
different passwords, but I have a
little book that has them all in it,

432
00:27:37.359 --> 00:27:40.759
so write them all down. I'll
forget. But I just think it.

433
00:27:40.839 --> 00:27:44.799
Imagine being like a just mean,
like a hacker, right and finally

434
00:27:44.839 --> 00:27:48.480
realizing you've cracked the password of like
some famous celebrity for their Twitter account.

435
00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:51.880
The thrill of that moment must be
so awesome, know you Now you're now

436
00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:56.319
controlling the Ashton Koch's Twitter. Isn't
that the isn't that the creeper like you

437
00:27:56.319 --> 00:28:00.839
know, busted into the cloud and
got all Jennifer Lawrence's nude though I don't

438
00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:03.160
know, well, people have the
systems all the time, and I'm not

439
00:28:03.160 --> 00:28:07.640
just saying the nu people that release
nude picks are like terrible and like I

440
00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:11.119
made the choice never look those up
because it's like they were taken in If

441
00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:14.759
you go on Playboy or something.
That's different. But if you if your

442
00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:18.000
nudes have been leaked, that is
the biggest breach of privacy because the thing

443
00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:19.200
is, for example, you're gonn
take into account the way I see.

444
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:22.279
I'm just like because my friend was
like, oh, Jennifer Lawrence nuds out,

445
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:26.720
and I'm like, I just say
I was famous and someone found nudes

446
00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:30.400
of Nicola and put them on the
internet, like it would be. I

447
00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:33.000
just couldn't imagine the embarrassment for Nicola, and like, I would hate to

448
00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:36.559
think that everyone's out there like looking
at Nicola was no clothes on, right,

449
00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:38.400
So I make the deliberate choice to
not do the same. But if

450
00:28:38.440 --> 00:28:42.519
they pose naked, that's different,
right, That's true. Just go watch

451
00:28:42.559 --> 00:28:47.960
Red Sparrow. What's what's Red Sparrow? It's a movie. The Jennifer Lawrences

452
00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:53.680
are appeasmember. She was like the
last big one where remember there was like

453
00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:56.279
heaps of nude leaks at the time, would like someone broke in and like

454
00:28:56.599 --> 00:29:00.400
leaked everyone's nudes at that time,
didn't there She was like the she was

455
00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:03.559
like a list that the atime she's
not really She's still a list, but

456
00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:07.000
she's not really she sat taking back
with step now and actually gonna be a

457
00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:11.000
mother souon what she No, she
she's had a kid, she had he

458
00:29:11.079 --> 00:29:15.880
waste. Yeah, but yeah she
I think she gave her mortic an interview

459
00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:18.319
where she said, I didn't really
have a lifetile decide to go get one.

460
00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:22.319
So yeah, that makes sense.
I mean she's respectively got it one

461
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:25.720
maybe two oscars already, and you
know, should turn her money from being

462
00:29:25.759 --> 00:29:26.960
in the Hunger Games movies and the
X Men movies and all that kind of

463
00:29:27.000 --> 00:29:30.240
stuff. So yeah, and I
think she can just like I think I

464
00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:33.160
might kick back and enjoy it for
a while and more power to Yep.

465
00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:37.200
Yep. But mister Burns and Lisa
they hide in the attic. But first

466
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:40.079
of all, he goes up the
chair on the stairs and I'll just get

467
00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:44.119
missus deagle vibes from Gremlins into that
chair. Oh yeah. But yeah,

468
00:29:44.119 --> 00:29:45.640
So they're hiding in the attic.
Smith's is out getting a spray ton,

469
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:49.880
and Lisa then finds the Employee of
the Month award for mo for Moss,

470
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:53.599
where he starts the man's a walking
crimsical. Yeah, they start. He

471
00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:57.759
starts telling the story that he was
part of the Excluders Club. Han't interrupts,

472
00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:00.480
saying, you know, now you're
telling Burns the story, and she

473
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:03.119
says he compares the two. You
know, when you watch old home videos,

474
00:30:03.119 --> 00:30:06.359
if you watching TV. Oh,
it makes perfect sense. Now and

475
00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:08.720
that's a good comparison. That makes
perfect sense. So as opposed to the

476
00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:15.160
play and within the play in Hamlet, you work at most Yes, there

477
00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:19.480
lies a tale of woo and heartbreak. When I couldn't possibly recount, I

478
00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:23.559
understand, I just read a magazine. Okay, here's the story. I

479
00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:30.480
belonged to a very exclusive club,
the Excludier's Club. One day while I

480
00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:34.079
was savoring the exclusivity. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, now you're

481
00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:38.119
telling me Burns his story. Yeah, it's like the play within a play

482
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:42.400
in Hamlet. Let's see, it's
like when you watch old home movies of

483
00:30:42.519 --> 00:30:48.839
you watching TV. Gotcha? One
day a new member arrived at the club.

484
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:56.839
Who's this drat upole apric card.
Yeah, I'm in oil. What's

485
00:30:56.880 --> 00:31:03.039
your racquet? Slim new club power? They make money using my brain nuts,

486
00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:07.200
sticking a pool in the ground and
praying for good. You need to

487
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:14.920
get your hands dirty. Point extra
devilment, A little Texas crude down in

488
00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:21.440
Houston. We call that a fort
Worth shampoo. Sir, hey challenge you

489
00:31:21.559 --> 00:31:26.119
to a dude. You got it
a bullet in the brain at high now,

490
00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:32.480
my ads, they could kill me. Hello about we settle things with

491
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:37.240
a scavenger hunt. You're on twigget
sorry about that. I'm just I'm a

492
00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:40.440
big fan of a scavenger hun.
When's the last time you did a scavenger

493
00:31:40.519 --> 00:31:42.039
hunt? We actually hosted one for
our radio show when I was on k

494
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:47.640
Rock well ten to fifteen years ago, and people went wild for it.

495
00:31:47.640 --> 00:31:51.559
It was like people loved it.
How many what sort of items did they

496
00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:53.759
have to get? It was things
like you know, photos are certain landmarks

497
00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:59.240
in Geelong. But there was one
where I was like, like we didn't

498
00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:01.279
say which specific store it was to
get a kebab from a specific store,

499
00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:05.160
but there was clues which store it
was, and like if you if you

500
00:32:05.200 --> 00:32:07.279
got the kebab from the right store, once you had finished the kebab,

501
00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:09.920
then you would be given the tokens. People were going to these kebab stores

502
00:32:10.039 --> 00:32:13.480
buying a kabab, eating it and
then the guy was like, I know

503
00:32:13.519 --> 00:32:16.400
what you're talking about. It so
like it was just so that's the way

504
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:20.160
we sort of got sponsors for the
for the thing because various stores were getting

505
00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:22.359
promotion as a result at the end. Yeah, that's very clever, Dan.

506
00:32:25.079 --> 00:32:29.480
The rule was that you weren't allowed
to tell the person in the kebab

507
00:32:29.519 --> 00:32:32.240
shop about the scavenger hunt. So
it was just like either they knew or

508
00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:35.640
they didn't. And like they said, so many people would just be like,

509
00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:37.599
what scavenger hunt? What are you
talking about? It? Like,

510
00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:45.920
but the next morning here and they've
got ten items to collect when it takes

511
00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:49.640
all And what did you think of
the dream on bitch line from from Burns?

512
00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:53.359
Yeah, it doesn't fit Burns.
I don't think doesn't Burns. I

513
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:59.519
mean that it's yeah, just one
of those things where you have a character

514
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:01.680
who normal, he wouldn't say stuff
like that, Bob Barker, Bob Barker.

515
00:33:02.680 --> 00:33:07.240
At least at least it worked there
though, because he was responding to

516
00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:10.079
what happy Gilmoitead said that is correct. This didn't really work. So I

517
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:14.559
worked the montage of them collecting things
like suspenders. They each take one of

518
00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:17.200
Lenny suspenders, his pants fall down, the letter I from the Springfield sign

519
00:33:17.279 --> 00:33:21.519
Homer's hand to take one hair each. Then they need a photo with a

520
00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:23.519
smiling child, and mister Burns tries
to get one on the school bus and

521
00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:27.039
it's just not happening at all,
and the rich textle wins because he gets

522
00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:29.759
one with the Jimbo. Jimbo was
happy to be part of it, gets

523
00:33:29.759 --> 00:33:30.519
the photo there. I think I
think it was jim It was a gim

524
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:32.319
It looked like Jimbo, right,
was it Jimbo? I think so,

525
00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:37.440
yeah, yeah, And he rides
smithers out out of the office or out

526
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:40.119
of the out of the room.
Then Burns. He spends three days or

527
00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:43.880
three nights with his unrelatives at the
cemetery, and he says, I'm gonna

528
00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:45.279
way out from bottom. I'm gonna
whip my way up to Mo's first,

529
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:47.960
or from Mo's first, to get
to get to the bottom. So he

530
00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:51.720
enters. I did not like this
next bit here of Homer just and co

531
00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:53.240
just mocking Burns. I'm like,
what is happening here? You know?

532
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:57.720
And it's one of those gags that
just goes on a bit too long.

533
00:33:58.000 --> 00:34:01.279
Yeah, you know, it thinks
that it's being smarter than it is by

534
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:06.200
you know, Homers dancing like a
jerk forever, and it's like, oh,

535
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:07.199
yeah, he's gonna look like a
jerk later when he does that.

536
00:34:07.239 --> 00:34:13.159
It's like, I get what you
mean. But this was just poorly executed.

537
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:16.800
It's a good idea at a bit
idea, let's poorly executed at five

538
00:34:16.920 --> 00:34:21.000
fifteen an hour. It would take
an eternity to make my fortune back,

539
00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:25.559
and Faker wasn't helping do. But
then, for once in my life,

540
00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:36.159
things went my way. I steamed
a little open with Moo's cappuccino machine.

541
00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:39.800
If you're reading this, I am
dead and you are about to learn the

542
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:47.440
story of my treasure. Treasure treasure
who has a cappuccino machine. We come

543
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:51.280
back and margin Bart. They couldn't
find a way out, but Bart ruined

544
00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:52.639
some cave paintings. One of the
lines he wrote was I want to have

545
00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:57.559
your calf, but at least I
wants to have it keep with it whatever

546
00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:04.519
anyway. That tells people like the
type of gross joke that you would make

547
00:35:04.519 --> 00:35:07.199
at the expense of a little sister. Though it's such a random although not

548
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:10.559
at this age when you take into
account the set up here like where where

549
00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:15.440
they are, the situation you could
have had this anywhere. It's such a

550
00:35:15.559 --> 00:35:16.960
random set up for them or to
be in this cave. But don't you

551
00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:21.119
think, like there's no need the
cave itself. The any pay off it

552
00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:23.719
is that Marge throws the gold down
the hole at the end. But yeah,

553
00:35:23.960 --> 00:35:28.159
it's like it just seems like such
an odd situation for the family to

554
00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:30.519
have found themselves in to tell this
story, Well, I've got to be

555
00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:34.039
somewhere where, you know, they
can't get out. Find an easier reason

556
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:37.159
for Lisa to tell a story without
episodes of people tell the stories in the

557
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:38.119
past was from the living rooms,
So what do they need to be tracked

558
00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:43.000
in a cave? I don't know, doesn't animated the living room. It's

559
00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:45.840
like, think, let's give the
animals a little thung. But he's he's

560
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:49.639
heading to the supply store to buy
some euro cake mix. He gets hit

561
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:52.320
by the bus. Missus k gets
off the bus and she the rack of

562
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:54.639
an angel. She talks about how
her X was a drunk. She hates

563
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:59.400
all the bars and saloons and taverns. So he obviously lies because he wants

564
00:35:59.440 --> 00:36:01.119
a piece of her. So he
says that he's a therapist for alcoholics,

565
00:36:01.400 --> 00:36:05.559
So he says, he get rid
of all the garbage my friends otherwise knows

566
00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:07.320
my best friend, so he throws
them all out in this week. Get

567
00:36:07.320 --> 00:36:10.880
the Moo Barney means so awesome.
Then they're having a great summer missus Ka

568
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:15.239
and Moo. They're loving each other
and the loving life. And she says

569
00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:17.440
she's gonna be teaching fourth grade.
The other question I have for this episode

570
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:22.159
was that the timeline of things right, So missus k apparently arrives at Springfield

571
00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:29.280
when Bart's already in fourth grade.
I must confess that did sort of take

572
00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:30.679
my brain and give it a little
bit of a Chinese burn. Yeah,

573
00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:36.679
it's like, what's going on there? What am I turning in the dando

574
00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:42.159
worrying about timelines? It just felt
because as they're driving off here you see

575
00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:44.480
Martin and Nelson playing with each other, and I was like, wait,

576
00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:49.599
so the kids at the normal age
missus Kay is like really young, they're

577
00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:52.760
playing with each other. Didn't playing
it again? Time to kinde shut up?

578
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:55.360
Shut up and like track lightning,
Well, one of them's having fun.

579
00:36:58.679 --> 00:37:00.280
The guys that approach Mo they can
find him because you know, they

580
00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:04.800
want their drink. They feel sober
because he's not helping him get drunk,

581
00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:07.480
and he said, I'm going to
out the one of you that is gay,

582
00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:14.559
And yeah, that just feels like
again a zinger with no foundation in

583
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:20.840
Springfieldian reality. No, it's more
like I mean that it's it's a really

584
00:37:20.920 --> 00:37:23.559
sort of old zinger. That kind
of one was like, yeah, I've

585
00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:27.239
told all the girls here one of
you was gay. Have fun guessing which

586
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:31.239
one it's like or whatever. It's
like, that's a bit kind of hackish.

587
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:36.880
Mo. He wanted to get out
of Springfield, but he needed money.

588
00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:40.079
So this is where Snake fortunately arrives. But he's not Snake yet is.

589
00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:44.079
He is Professor jail Bird, as
we will soon find out. And

590
00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:46.480
he's an archaeologist who has got to
He's found some money from gold. He

591
00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:52.000
wants to donate it to the Natural
History Museum in Springfield, but Most says

592
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:52.840
he can't do that because they're closed. So he said, you'll do it

593
00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:55.760
tomorrow. You'll stay at night at
the mo View Hotel across the road.

594
00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:00.239
Most is, I wonder what to
do, so I decide to do the

595
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:04.599
right thing, and he robs him. I've been robbed. I'll take my

596
00:38:04.719 --> 00:38:09.960
revenge on society by which I'm in
convenience stores and who would suspect me Professor

597
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:14.320
Jailbird. Whilst I get what they're
going forward, this line just felt very

598
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:20.159
unnatural. I'm gonna take my revenge
out of society aka convenience stores, and

599
00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:22.960
I am Professor Jailbird. I'm okay, this shows what a Hackey would be

600
00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:28.000
writer I am, but I mean
professor Jailbird is just like two obvious.

601
00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:30.960
Why not just have him like initials
j L Bird. Oh yeah, and

602
00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:35.000
they've done that kind of gay before, but that makes far more sense.

603
00:38:35.039 --> 00:38:40.159
It's far more creative than I'm Professor
Jailbird. I'm just felt like, again,

604
00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:43.320
how many times do you feel like
they just run out of time?

605
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:45.920
They're like home time quick throws up, men, let's move on. They

606
00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:51.360
do. There's the sports World of
thing. You've seen that thing where he

607
00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:54.360
talks about Yeah, I just do
a really shit first draft full of placeholder

608
00:38:54.400 --> 00:39:01.079
gags like this happened, then this
and the like yeah, but but then

609
00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:04.760
I get to rewrite, which is
fun. Yeah. I got rid of

610
00:39:04.840 --> 00:39:07.920
the hard bit writing, which sucks, but I got to do rewriting,

611
00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:12.559
which is fun. And now the
elves came in. It feels a lot

612
00:39:12.599 --> 00:39:14.679
the rewrites though, have just got
out the window, doesn't it in a

613
00:39:14.679 --> 00:39:17.360
lot of the cases. Yeah,
that's that's when I'm that was a little

614
00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:22.400
bit of a mind blower along the
lines of therefore all but yeah, just

615
00:39:22.519 --> 00:39:25.079
a really shit first rout. Well, I mean, that's like writing what

616
00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:27.800
I want. It's just like,
yeah, get it all on the page,

617
00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:30.039
and then you know, chip away
the stuff that doesn't worry, build

618
00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:34.159
the skeleton, and then and then
Fanessa Yeah, yeah, then had the

619
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:37.519
flesh, Yes exactly. But Edna, she says she has to tell the

620
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:40.760
school that she's not going to be
teaching now. And she enters here and

621
00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:45.239
as Mo says, fate plays a
little game up yours Mo because she has

622
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:51.360
seen Bart and she or he's this
is the thing. I thought this is

623
00:39:51.360 --> 00:39:52.920
going to be. I thought this
was a callback to Bart gets an f

624
00:39:53.039 --> 00:39:55.760
where he thinks's going to fail the
fourth grade and missus k Helpson get through

625
00:39:55.760 --> 00:40:00.679
it right. But no, he
was just lying to distract her. So

626
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:02.800
I know, I'm just like,
it makes you feel even sad if he's

627
00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:07.320
k It's like her whole her idea
of what MO was was a lie.

628
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:09.360
And everything's based on all things based
on a lie, like I mean to

629
00:40:09.400 --> 00:40:13.920
Springfield just destroyed her. Yeah,
there's a bit we you know where where

630
00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:16.079
Barton Edna and talking. He says, I bet I won't even make it

631
00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:20.960
through fourth grade. So I'm assuming
that he's in third grade at this stage,

632
00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:22.719
or you know, fourth grade is
the year that's coming up. But

633
00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:25.400
we won't even through the fourth grade. I think he's meant to be in

634
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:29.079
the fourth grade now, I think. But this is summer, right,

635
00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:30.880
so I guess I think it's the
start of the year that's coming up.

636
00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:34.039
Yeah, so it's before he starts. So she's meant to his fourth grade

637
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:35.840
teacher from the start. Okay,
yep, I see what you're saying.

638
00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:37.440
Yeah, yeah, but even then, it's not really a whole lot of

639
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:42.400
time. No, no, it
still doesn't work. It doesn't make sense.

640
00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:45.280
Now, best to make it work. It doesn't make sense for what

641
00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:47.199
you're going to do. We've bent
space and time for you, Simpsons,

642
00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:51.440
but no, we couldn't do it. Marge calls out that you you know,

643
00:40:51.480 --> 00:40:52.920
you never had to tension all the
way through summer. He says,

644
00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:57.599
you're just distracting the way it distracting
missus case who Neilson is still the microscopes,

645
00:40:57.639 --> 00:41:00.760
and then she tells Mo that she
hasn't coming. He goes absolutely mental,

646
00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:05.440
and he goes and gets drug and
Drownsy sorrows away by putting all the

647
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:07.119
money or the gold in the jukebox, and mister Burns raised this and so

648
00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:10.280
you pull man, You're about to
get a lot poorer. So he then

649
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:14.079
trades all that gold with the text
and I was like, this gold's really

650
00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:19.440
worth more than mister Burns ohs owns, I should say, like it's worth

651
00:41:19.480 --> 00:41:22.440
more than a nuclear power plant.
I'm not too sure about this, but

652
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:25.559
anyway, he agrees to swap it
back, and he says, the only

653
00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:28.760
way I'm going to do that,
though, is if you give me the

654
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:31.480
photo of you with a smiling child. And then we get the obsessive compulsive

655
00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:36.480
gag, which as a kid,
I remember that was hysterical for me,

656
00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:44.559
but here I was just like whatever, possibly in sense, they've definitely unfunny.

657
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:49.159
We come back from commercial and the
ram gets into the attic and then

658
00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:51.800
mister Burns just like risks his life
a leasa and I'm like, what the

659
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:54.079
folks going up? Mist that Burns
would never do this. Don't take me,

660
00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:59.639
I'm old, like, take me
this baronil thistle, spare this sweet

661
00:41:59.679 --> 00:42:00.920
young hour And I was like,
no, that's not going to happen.

662
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:05.119
But anyway, he hits mister Burns, knocks him to the to the wall,

663
00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:07.920
gives Lisa the pearl necklace, which
that sounds pretty bad. But then

664
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:12.239
she asked, how did you find
it? She asked how you how you

665
00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:15.639
found this? And then it starts
telling the story. I'm like, whatever,

666
00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:22.760
Lisa was Lisa, why was her
necklace on a tree? How did

667
00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:25.199
her necklace come off and then go
into a tree? So like a necklace

668
00:42:25.239 --> 00:42:28.840
is just randomly fall off and land
on a bush, Like you have to

669
00:42:28.920 --> 00:42:34.079
unclear a lot of holes, a
lot of a lot of holes in this

670
00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:37.519
particular road. That Burns sacrificed his
gorgeous body for nothing. I guess this

671
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:40.199
is what means when you're having a
baby. And Lisa says she wants a

672
00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:45.039
photo with him, and he finally
gets that photo that he needs. Meanwhile,

673
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:47.199
bats now chewing Homer's leg for whatever
reason, because the bats playing no

674
00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:51.000
story, no play, don't play
to the story at all. Homer falls

675
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:53.480
out and Homer reveals that he brought
them all here to find the coins,

676
00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:58.000
and then like, I can't believe
you would do something like this, And

677
00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:00.199
I was like, well, we
didn't fall down the hole with but that

678
00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:02.079
really have been such a bad like
a bad thing. He brought you to

679
00:43:02.719 --> 00:43:06.880
a really nice family nature walk to
to potentially find some treasure. That sounds

680
00:43:06.920 --> 00:43:09.559
like a good fucking family day out
if you ask me, a family bonding

681
00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:13.559
exactly. Yeah. But Over then
tells his story that he was hiding in

682
00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:15.840
the forest because you're supposed to watch
Maggie's home. Is a terrible father,

683
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:20.079
now everybody, just in case you
went away. He hates looking after his

684
00:43:20.159 --> 00:43:22.119
kids. He hates his children,
just so you weren't aware. He's a

685
00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:25.960
terrible person. And because he was
hiding in the forest, he oversaw the

686
00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:29.880
text in hiding the gold in the
cave because he wanted to avoid paying taxes.

687
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:32.719
And then Homer says, we need
that money because for Bart's operation.

688
00:43:32.760 --> 00:43:36.920
But that's a story for another episode. Apparently the rich text and then randomly

689
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:40.800
arrives in the cave, and then
mister Burns and Mo randomly arrive not so

690
00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:46.159
fast. Cheety Burt Johnson I'll take
that gold. Yeah, you'll take it

691
00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:49.679
and then you'll give it to me
if you know what's good for you.

692
00:43:50.960 --> 00:44:00.480
You guys have guns, well,
so do iyo. Coolest entrance gets the

693
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:06.239
goal? Um is it okay that
I brought my son? This is my

694
00:44:06.360 --> 00:44:08.280
day with him, Jeremy, there's
a boy over there you can play with.

695
00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:14.039
Do you like xbox? The do
you like Xbox? Line? Got

696
00:44:14.039 --> 00:44:15.519
me as well, So I'm like, that's just kind of like when you're

697
00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:16.960
a kid. He's met in a
kid You're like, so do you like

698
00:44:17.239 --> 00:44:22.239
stuff? What was your goal to
when you're a kid, like making a

699
00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:24.880
new friend? Mom was always like
do you like football? Feel I feel

700
00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:28.679
like football? Was like if we
both like football, will get along.

701
00:44:28.679 --> 00:44:34.000
We can at least bond over that
football or Star Wars Star Wars okay yeah

702
00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:38.199
yeah? Or um, you're told
a dirty joke even when you were like

703
00:44:38.239 --> 00:44:43.039
six, the dirty Oh yeah.
I mean I don't want your idea of

704
00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:45.519
a dirty jokers when you're six,
But something's a bit salty, a bit

705
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:50.639
right baal rybal Yes, Then we
get a Mexican standoff. Homers two pay

706
00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:52.119
comes off because you got the Tupai
with the with the fake hair earlier in

707
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:55.079
the episode, make it pretends to
have a gun, a little callback to

708
00:44:55.079 --> 00:45:00.519
who shot mister Burns. Then Marge
threatens to drop the gold's let bring back

709
00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:04.920
Edna's love. It could definitely,
that's like, that's actually because it's totally

710
00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:07.280
could if someone offered the gold.
I think she would come back to him.

711
00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:10.199
I love that mister Burns isn't important
more, and you got a child

712
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:13.159
to smile at you. No one'd
rather have the goal. I would.

713
00:45:13.159 --> 00:45:14.800
I'd very much rather have the gold. And I was like, yeah,

714
00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:16.280
I can kind of relate to this. She throws it down the hole.

715
00:45:16.360 --> 00:45:20.039
They all thank her because now don't
have to worry about trying to fight over

716
00:45:20.119 --> 00:45:22.880
it. They say, they're all
going to the youth Center and Shelbyville for

717
00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:25.840
fucking whatever reason. And mister Burns
meanwhile still climbing down the hole to try

718
00:45:25.840 --> 00:45:30.719
and find the treasure, but then
tells the story to Skinner, so it's

719
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:34.159
like another story within a story within
a story within the story. It's sort

720
00:45:34.159 --> 00:45:36.920
of very convolute him, but he's
telling the story to Skinner, and the

721
00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:38.599
Skinner doesn't believe it. And it
looks at the window and sees Edna kissing

722
00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:42.039
Moe and she says, oh I
want At this point is a man with

723
00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:45.320
a healthy libido, which he apparently
doesn't have it, and the RIGI where

724
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:49.360
he gets awkward. Then the rich
Texan is talking over the credits with his

725
00:45:49.760 --> 00:45:52.960
compulsive disorder, and that's the end. So, as we said, no

726
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:54.880
logic, but you know, plenty
of enough fun in this episode for me

727
00:45:54.920 --> 00:45:58.079
to give her the thumbs up.
There's I said a lot of holes in

728
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:01.639
this particular road about the vehicle itself
sort of move fast enough and had decent

729
00:46:01.719 --> 00:46:07.119
enough suspension that you weren't going to
go or anything like that. If I'm

730
00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:08.960
just watching this episode, I'm not
thinking about all this stuff. I'm just

731
00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:12.639
enjoying it. When I'm having to
take notes and review it, that's what

732
00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:15.159
I overthink things, and I'm like, this doesn't make sense, and this

733
00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:16.880
doesn't make sense, which is why
what I tend to do now is watch

734
00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:21.159
the episode first, see how I
enjoy it, just absorbing it as a

735
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:23.719
twenty two minute piece of television,
and then I start taking notes because if

736
00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:27.320
I'm taking notes the whole time,
it kills the flow of the episode because

737
00:46:27.320 --> 00:46:30.079
I'm constantly pushing pause and things like
that. So that's why I try to

738
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:32.559
get my perspective as a viewer first
and then as a reviewer, And the

739
00:46:32.639 --> 00:46:37.440
reviewer is usually a lot more harsher
than a viewer. Correct. So what

740
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:39.000
do we learn, Bomber? So
what do you learn from the episode?

741
00:46:39.000 --> 00:46:45.159
Mister Davis? That I should really
just shut up? I'm a track lightning.

742
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:46.360
Yeah, that sounds like a good
plan to me. I learned that

743
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:51.159
never go for the till go for
the jukebox A good move, a smart

744
00:46:51.239 --> 00:46:55.000
move. Forward, your name droll
me. Okay, and mister Davis,

745
00:46:55.079 --> 00:46:59.599
we're here to do the new names
for the seemingly never ending story. The

746
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:01.119
current leader board stands at this In
first position, we have our man,

747
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:05.599
Luke McKay, five points clear of
second position, which is Heath Appleby.

748
00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:07.880
And in third position we have a
four way tie. We've got Garrod,

749
00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:13.400
Harry Hill, Kyle Muldoon, Clever
Kyle, focused chefs, and Adam Woolhouse

750
00:47:13.559 --> 00:47:15.719
or on these six points. So
him, what do we have this week,

751
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:19.800
mister Davis for the new names?
Okay, let's keep it short and

752
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:24.599
sweet. One point goes to simception. Simception, Oh, very very good.

753
00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:30.360
Indeed, that goes to Mark Boston
Burgess, Boston Boston. Indeed,

754
00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:37.920
yeah, nice one made okay two
points four a series of anik dope.

755
00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:40.159
They got in there with the doves. They do love their dotes, and

756
00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:43.559
so do you. David Mott.
He is a very smart man when it

757
00:47:43.599 --> 00:47:47.880
comes to that, you know,
maybe clever David, So David. That

758
00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:52.320
puts David now on seven points,
which I believe has him been around about

759
00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:53.440
second or third position. But I'm
anyway, can keep going. What do

760
00:47:53.480 --> 00:47:59.440
we have for three points and the
third well not the third, not not

761
00:47:59.519 --> 00:48:01.079
third, let's first place with three
points? Yeah, yeah, not at

762
00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:08.400
all confusing. That goes to stuck
Caven Dad, Oh oh, you won't

763
00:48:08.400 --> 00:48:15.599
believe it. It's Clever Kyle living
up to the name. Yes, buddy,

764
00:48:15.840 --> 00:48:17.880
So okay. Leaderboard now, so
they've gotten a little bit closer to

765
00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:22.280
Luke mckayl McKay didn't get any points
this week, so still in first is

766
00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:25.360
Luke McKay on twelve. Clever Kyle
is now in second position on nine points,

767
00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:30.159
and in third position. We have
a two a tie with Heath Appleby

768
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:34.199
and one David Mott and that one
point from Mark Boston Burgess gotty much the

769
00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:36.920
three points as well, So he's
slowly climbing that leaderboard. So thank you

770
00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:39.559
guys for sending in your new names
for similar the editing story. It's now

771
00:48:39.639 --> 00:48:45.800
time Stavis, that we answer some
mail bag questions. Mailbagail Debail is here.

772
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:52.199
Okay. The first question here for
the mail bag is from Andrew JP.

773
00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:55.480
And Andrew says, what's your favorite
meta slash self referential TV show or

774
00:48:55.639 --> 00:48:59.239
movie? Did Bill and Ted said? Bill and Ted was just whacky?

775
00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:01.599
They didn't reference it stuff? Did
it? No? M community used to

776
00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:07.519
do it a lot. Well,
yeah, um, I guess the one

777
00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:09.920
that sort of did it for me
back in the day. Um, there's

778
00:49:09.920 --> 00:49:14.599
a show that I referenced a lot
that I really dig Moonlighting back in the

779
00:49:14.679 --> 00:49:17.599
eighties. Shepherd. Yeah, they
broke the fourth wall all the time,

780
00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:22.159
and they they regularly acknowledged that they
were on a TV show. Wow,

781
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:25.000
I did not know that. Yeah, And you know, played around with

782
00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:30.679
the form all the time, and
you know, they were always because the

783
00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:34.119
show was, you know, it
had really dense scripts. It was always

784
00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:38.480
sort of overwritten and scripted often come
in late, and so they and they

785
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:40.960
tended to acknowledge on the show.
It's like oh, well, you know

786
00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:44.840
in search joke here because we didn't
have toime to write a joke stuff like

787
00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:46.639
that. So you know, as
a teenager watching that, it was like,

788
00:49:46.840 --> 00:49:50.280
Wow, that Bruce Willis is super
cool. Help but make him one

789
00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:54.239
day and the next thing was these
guys are really fucking around with the format.

790
00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:59.360
That's interesting. So yeah, that's
probably my my favorite. Yeah,

791
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:01.559
that is very I'm gonna have to
check out Moonlightly sometime because you always go

792
00:50:01.639 --> 00:50:06.360
on about it and it's a show
that you don't see anywhere, Like it's

793
00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:07.679
not it's getting reruns anywhere or anything
like that. But I mean, it's

794
00:50:07.679 --> 00:50:10.320
got Bruce Willis and his early days. It's got to be good, right.

795
00:50:10.840 --> 00:50:15.360
Apparently Disney Plus has um picked up
the rights to stream it now when

796
00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:20.239
they're actually I'll do that, I'm
not sure that. I don't think so.

797
00:50:20.440 --> 00:50:24.159
No, but a while back,
let's check it, okay, but

798
00:50:24.280 --> 00:50:29.760
if whilst you're talking, I'll check
it. Continue if you google Moonlight slash

799
00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:34.320
Disney Plus or Hulu or something like
that. They then because there was announcement

800
00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:37.800
like a few months back from the
creator of the show. It's like I've

801
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:42.960
got something to reveal, and everyone's
like what reboot or and then the newspaper

802
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:49.000
as well was coming out was like, no, reboot not happening for sad

803
00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:51.239
reasons. Obviously, we shouldn't be
laughing for sad reasons. We're not,

804
00:50:51.360 --> 00:50:54.000
yeah, not making fun, that's
for sure. We're certainly not making fun

805
00:50:54.039 --> 00:50:59.760
of my man Bruno. But then
it was like, yeah, we're remastering

806
00:50:59.800 --> 00:51:02.599
him and putting them up on streaming. So and I'm pretty sure it was

807
00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:07.159
Disney Plants that was going to be
doing it. But it's complicated because Disney

808
00:51:07.159 --> 00:51:09.039
Plus is different all over the world, certainly in the States, because I

809
00:51:09.079 --> 00:51:12.840
mean they've got Disney Plus, which
is just Disney stuff, but they've got

810
00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:15.360
I've got Hulu, which is like, yeah, the adult version of Disney

811
00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:19.559
Plus, which is Disney Plus here
in Australia. Looking at He's not on

812
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:21.800
Disney Plus in Australia yet anyway,
but you're right, that's one. They've

813
00:51:21.800 --> 00:51:25.280
got things like um like the New
Future Arms coming straight to Hulu. Yeah,

814
00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:28.880
yeah in the States, but we'll
obviously get on Disney Plus here.

815
00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:31.320
Yeah, but that's that's my that's
my choice, all right, Yeah,

816
00:51:31.400 --> 00:51:35.760
it's my selection. Next question,
Ben lyons, what's the best treasure either

817
00:51:35.840 --> 00:51:38.039
of you have found outdoors or exploring
a city you hadn't been to before.

818
00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:42.760
Oh, this is interesting to find
treasure too, Like what's a hidney jam?

819
00:51:42.760 --> 00:51:45.440
We should say, like what's hidden
gem you've found when you've been to

820
00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:46.440
a city and you're like, oh, I didn't. We went to m

821
00:51:46.719 --> 00:51:50.840
du Buy as part of our honeymoon
on the way back and there was this

822
00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:53.599
all you can eat places just by
the main sort of like little port area,

823
00:51:54.000 --> 00:51:55.719
and it was a photo. We've
got a photo of it in our

824
00:51:57.079 --> 00:52:00.119
We've got like a selfie like a
collage in our in our bedroom now our

825
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:02.000
honeymoon, so I've got them.
I'm holding up the menu. So I

826
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:05.440
actually looked this place up. I
should go and do it because it was

827
00:52:05.679 --> 00:52:07.880
honestly some of the most delicious fit
I've ever had in my life. It

828
00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:12.679
was incredible in Dubai Dubai all you
can eat, It's amazing. I'm glad

829
00:52:12.719 --> 00:52:15.079
that that worked out well for you, because I'll tell your story. The

830
00:52:15.159 --> 00:52:19.360
other night or the other weekend.
The Lovely Louis and I were up in

831
00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:22.519
Melbourne at the party on Saturday night
and then we went to the concert on

832
00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:25.760
Sunday night, and we hadn't eaten
before the concert, so we got out

833
00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:30.320
about term thirty and we were just
starving and we were dropping loose some back

834
00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:34.280
at back at university, back at
his college where he was staying. It

835
00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:35.840
was like, oh, we gotta
get some to eat first. So we

836
00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:38.119
went to lig on Stream. I
think it's the food Mecher of Melbourne.

837
00:52:38.119 --> 00:52:40.159
Of course, something you want to
eat there. Yeah, yeah, there

838
00:52:40.239 --> 00:52:45.440
was barely anything, but ended up
going to this like middle Eastern restaurant.

839
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:49.519
We thought we'll have a kebab,
there'd be some sort of chicken on a

840
00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:52.239
stick. It was just the I'm
not going to name name that. It

841
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:57.800
was just the shabbiest place. The
servers was so surly, and we're like,

842
00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:00.440
we're just so hungry, we'll take
whatever. Um. We got these

843
00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:07.000
kebabs that were fine, But yeah, I mean, there's nothing like finding

844
00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:08.920
a great kebab joint. And it
sounds like that you found a great food

845
00:53:08.960 --> 00:53:14.039
you joined when you're thinking of treasure. I mean, the first thing that

846
00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:17.000
came to mind was once I was
at a music festival and you know,

847
00:53:17.039 --> 00:53:20.920
it was muddy and rainy and all
this kind of stuff. I looked down,

848
00:53:20.960 --> 00:53:23.320
and so what's that bright thing on
the floor? There? Is it

849
00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:28.480
the leaf? It's a fifty dollar
note. I think you may have told

850
00:53:28.559 --> 00:53:30.360
us this story before you that's like, I mean, obviously finding a hundreds

851
00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:32.320
even better, but like finding a
fifty, it's like you feel like you

852
00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:35.480
hit the jackpot. From over there. You're like, I'm actually rich.

853
00:53:36.360 --> 00:53:38.840
Yeah, I mean, what's the
most you ever sort of find on the

854
00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:42.000
ground. You mean you might see
like a coin. Have you see a

855
00:53:42.039 --> 00:53:44.639
gold coin? You're like, score, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's

856
00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:46.239
the least? To me? The
least is like I'll pick up a fifty

857
00:53:46.280 --> 00:53:49.159
it's twenty or less. I'm like, ask some other guy. I can

858
00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:51.519
find it. But I never forget
when I was a kid. I've definitely

859
00:53:51.519 --> 00:53:53.159
told this story before. I'm pretty
sure. But we're at the Sunday Market

860
00:53:53.199 --> 00:53:55.719
in Balmont here in Geelong, and
I was going to put my wrapper of

861
00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:58.679
something in the bin. I was
in the bin and someone that dropped fifty

862
00:53:58.679 --> 00:54:00.360
bucks just in the bin. I
was like, I would have been ten

863
00:54:00.440 --> 00:54:02.360
or round it at the time.
I still remember it though, just outside

864
00:54:02.440 --> 00:54:05.679
the now. How would you go
to the market there, You've got the

865
00:54:05.719 --> 00:54:07.800
basketball arena and you can go inside. It was just at the doorway there

866
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:10.840
and I'm looking at and going moment
has for fifty dollars and my mum beam,

867
00:54:10.840 --> 00:54:13.719
my mum. She was like,
well, make sure you're handed in

868
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:15.000
so in case someone's lost it.
I'm like, okay, man, man,

869
00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:17.119
okay. I really went to bag. I was actually figured it with

870
00:54:17.159 --> 00:54:22.440
the hand, so we turned into
garment. Yeah, yeah he can,

871
00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:25.760
man. So I got to hand
it to him to the security guard and

872
00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:30.239
he goes, you can just keep
it. I was like, awesome,

873
00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:32.239
said mummy. He's like, an
keep it, and she goes, are

874
00:54:32.280 --> 00:54:35.440
you sure, and she looked at
the guy and I poisoned at him.

875
00:54:35.480 --> 00:54:37.400
He sort of gave her the nod, and I was like, yes,

876
00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:40.079
what a man. Some poor kids, some poor persons lost their fifty dollars.

877
00:54:40.119 --> 00:54:43.119
But the security guys like, mate, you just have it. Just

878
00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:46.639
let's go a lord. And then
just just I don't forget Mum looking over

879
00:54:46.639 --> 00:54:52.719
at him, him just going it's
all good. I got you. You've

880
00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:58.079
just got faith in the adult world. That's you're starting to think maybe to

881
00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:00.800
just have to screw me over.
And I was like, we'll do this

882
00:55:00.920 --> 00:55:02.559
kid as solid. Yeah, it
was it was a very great day.

883
00:55:02.599 --> 00:55:07.320
All right, A couple more questions
than we'll wrap this one up. So,

884
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:09.760
Andrew Swan, what's your favorite movie
that starts at the end and then

885
00:55:09.840 --> 00:55:14.840
goes back and retails the crazy eventu
that led them to that point. Oh

886
00:55:15.239 --> 00:55:17.199
well, let's let's say pulp fiction
out of the equation that's sort of all

887
00:55:17.199 --> 00:55:20.039
over the shop. It's sort of
beginning, it's that sort of ending,

888
00:55:20.079 --> 00:55:22.719
goes back, but it's all over
the shop. But a movie that sort

889
00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:24.760
of goes back and retails. Ah, I like the Soundlot Kids. The

890
00:55:24.800 --> 00:55:29.199
soundlot does that? Oh yeah,
we did that on the movie Guys a

891
00:55:29.239 --> 00:55:31.000
few months ago. I was just
trying to think of any that comes to

892
00:55:31.039 --> 00:55:36.880
my mind. What does mister Hollins
opens to that I don't recall? Actually,

893
00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:40.079
Titanic does that? Titanic is a
big one. It does it doesn't,

894
00:55:40.880 --> 00:55:44.119
Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't. It's not like it's retail that

895
00:55:44.199 --> 00:55:46.679
the events that happened immediately before the
start of the movie, but it's still

896
00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:50.760
telling previous events of it. How
the old woman got the gem. Yeah,

897
00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:53.880
yeah, this is a tough one. Oh, I wish they're Titanic

898
00:55:53.960 --> 00:55:57.400
and um and the Soundlot of the
first two that comes to my mind for

899
00:55:57.440 --> 00:56:00.960
whatever reason. Yeah, oh man, I'm going to think about this,

900
00:56:01.559 --> 00:56:06.599
mister Swan. I may have to
talk to you in the patron chat yeah,

901
00:56:06.880 --> 00:56:09.320
and on the discord or find you
on the on the Facebook group and

902
00:56:09.639 --> 00:56:12.599
let you know. But yeah,
oh, I feel like I right,

903
00:56:12.679 --> 00:56:14.800
chump, Nothing springing to mind at
the moment, but I'm sure there are

904
00:56:14.880 --> 00:56:16.199
really good ones, he said,
not quite at the end, but he

905
00:56:16.360 --> 00:56:20.679
likes how Deadpool starts about midway and
then backtracks to see how he got into

906
00:56:20.760 --> 00:56:24.360
that situation. Mike Boston burges,
do you think a prequel episode of Snake

907
00:56:24.480 --> 00:56:28.920
being an Indiana Jones type character would
work? Also? I wrote it that

908
00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:31.960
he's called Snake in Indiana it hates
snakes. Ah. Well, first of

909
00:56:32.000 --> 00:56:37.320
all, well well noted, well
pointed out. I don't know. In

910
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:39.519
all, it was such an odd, an odd character beat, wasn't it

911
00:56:39.599 --> 00:56:42.719
to see Snake being a good guy
like this? I mean, I liked

912
00:56:42.719 --> 00:56:45.320
it, but it was just I
don't know whether I want permanent Snake like

913
00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:47.119
this. But we're big on prequels
now, aren't we. So the idea

914
00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:51.679
of a prequel just sort of tantalizes
everyone's thoughts. But it really does,

915
00:56:51.760 --> 00:56:53.000
doesn't it. Which you know,
I don't think I'm all that mad on.

916
00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:59.159
I don't think he's just he's a
he's a a thief, you know.

917
00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:01.360
I don't want to know too much
about good guy Snake. It was

918
00:57:01.440 --> 00:57:04.880
nice that we saw him how he
became a good guy, but I don't

919
00:57:05.000 --> 00:57:07.440
I don't want too much of that, you know, No, No,

920
00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:09.199
I mean, I think the best
prequel there ever was was really just the

921
00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:13.760
start of Indiana Jones on The Last
Crusade, where you've got that ten twenty

922
00:57:13.800 --> 00:57:15.960
minute bit at the start where River
Phoenix is playing young Indie, and you'll

923
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:19.679
learn how we got the hat,
how are you why he's afraid of snakes?

924
00:57:20.280 --> 00:57:22.320
Hey, we got the scar on
his chin. You'll learn how he

925
00:57:22.559 --> 00:57:25.559
becomes good with the whip. It's
like that's all I needed. I don't

926
00:57:25.599 --> 00:57:29.920
need to know anymore. It's not
like Batman, we always get the whole

927
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:34.559
how his parents died. I think
I think there's a moratorium on that from

928
00:57:34.599 --> 00:57:37.480
now. And I think everyone,
I think any filmmaker is saying, we're

929
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:40.639
not doing Martha Wayne's Pels. Forget
it. No one's like gonna make a

930
00:57:40.639 --> 00:57:45.679
whole film about him becoming Batman.
Everyone's like, oh no, it was

931
00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:46.599
a good movie. But anyway,
one more question. Let's get one more

932
00:57:46.679 --> 00:57:50.840
question. Actually it's two more here, mel life. I want to say

933
00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:53.880
that they say love this episode,
the bit about Smithers out getting a tan.

934
00:57:54.239 --> 00:57:58.320
Do you think this is the Simpsons
trying to explain Smithers on Homer's Odyssey.

935
00:57:58.599 --> 00:58:00.320
I've read somewhere that that was the
inten Oh if it is, then

936
00:58:00.360 --> 00:58:02.599
I don't know that that's where you
get Blacksmith is by the way in Homer's

937
00:58:02.599 --> 00:58:07.920
Odyssey. Oh okay, I don't. I don't think so. Oh yeah,

938
00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:10.920
that's that's one of those things where
it's like ed happened. We all

939
00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:14.960
know why it happened. It was
just a mistake. Let's just move on.

940
00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:17.840
But I get what they're trying to
say the Hommer I see, I

941
00:58:17.880 --> 00:58:21.559
don't hear these person said they read
somewhere that that was the intention, But

942
00:58:21.960 --> 00:58:23.440
I find it very hard to believe. It seems like a big stretch.

943
00:58:24.199 --> 00:58:31.360
YEP, Stretching is good. We
recommend everybody do it. Lou and I

944
00:58:31.360 --> 00:58:37.760
are always saying to one another because
it's been a very complicated a couple of

945
00:58:37.800 --> 00:58:42.360
weeks in the Davis households. Early
both my mum and my sister, my

946
00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:46.159
elder sister, took tumbles. Give
mum as well. Yeah yeah, mum

947
00:58:46.320 --> 00:58:51.800
shit some chords in the living room
and land on the coffee table and mucked

948
00:58:51.880 --> 00:58:55.079
up her ribs. But we never
told you this. Oh this just happened

949
00:58:55.199 --> 00:59:00.280
like two days ago. Still we've
spoken in that time. I know,

950
00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:02.199
I know you have to tell me
all your personal affairs, but that's like

951
00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:04.920
you tell me about your sister.
I mean, you've been looking after your

952
00:59:04.960 --> 00:59:07.440
sister, but your mom Margaret Mary. And she said, now I'm looking

953
00:59:07.480 --> 00:59:13.440
after Margaret Mary's mascot of this show. But here's the thing. Well,

954
00:59:13.679 --> 00:59:15.559
she took a tumble, but she
went in. She got X rayed,

955
00:59:15.800 --> 00:59:17.920
no crack ribs, no internal bleeding. Plus I did some blood work.

956
00:59:19.599 --> 00:59:22.360
Ninety three year old Margaret Mary's got
the blood work of like a twenty five

957
00:59:22.440 --> 00:59:27.000
year old Holy shit, kicking goals. Indeed, So you know, hopefully

958
00:59:27.079 --> 00:59:30.239
genetics will be on my side despite
all my efforts to you know, just

959
00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:35.039
sucking up by continue eating cheese bokes. Sorry, guys. Another forty years

960
00:59:35.039 --> 00:59:40.880
of Guy David's podcast Buckle up folks. Yeah, but also my sister Joe

961
00:59:40.920 --> 00:59:45.079
took a tumble as well. Now
Joe's coming into look after mom because Joe's

962
00:59:45.119 --> 00:59:47.760
recovered so well, don't tag her
in. Yeah indeed, so there's that.

963
00:59:49.239 --> 00:59:52.039
Um And why was it an eventful
week? Why was I going to

964
00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:57.320
talk about it? Because you're talking
about stretching. Oh yeah, so Lo

965
00:59:57.480 --> 01:00:00.039
and I are like, I think
we stretch more. I think we should

966
01:00:00.039 --> 01:00:04.280
be like limber in our old age, so we're not sort of using walkers.

967
01:00:04.320 --> 01:00:07.519
Although yeah, I noticed for me
when I was like playing down the

968
01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:09.159
hallway of the kids, like I'm
all fours, like playing with cars and

969
01:00:09.199 --> 01:00:12.239
stuff, and I struggle to get
up. But I'm like, you're thirty

970
01:00:12.280 --> 01:00:16.719
four mates, sort yourself out.
Oh just the orchestra of sound, yeah,

971
01:00:16.840 --> 01:00:21.000
that you make when you have to
give up, when you have to

972
01:00:21.239 --> 01:00:24.639
prepared to push up. Yeah,
you're sort of braces. All right.

973
01:00:28.400 --> 01:00:31.880
Here's a task final question here focused
Jeff's if you stumbled across the gold,

974
01:00:32.079 --> 01:00:36.400
would you take it? I've talked
about the fifty fifty years gold. It's

975
01:00:36.440 --> 01:00:39.760
a gold note, doesn't it fifty? It's pineapples. Sort of goal is,

976
01:00:40.719 --> 01:00:44.719
if you found gold, would you
take it. I would make sure

977
01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:50.000
that no one is around. I
would maybe hang around for about another half

978
01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:52.840
an hour. If no one's claimed
that ship, then it is mine.

979
01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:54.880
I agree, Like, what's your
what's your time? What's your time for

980
01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:59.079
a waiting to see if someone's coming
to claim something? Or would you say

981
01:00:59.159 --> 01:01:01.320
half an hour? Is that enough? If? I don't know, Like

982
01:01:01.519 --> 01:01:04.599
it depends what it is, I
guess, but you know, if have

983
01:01:04.719 --> 01:01:06.960
you ever come back to claim something
like golden in half an hour? And

984
01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:08.719
then it's fucking it's fair game,
surely, I think. So, Yeah,

985
01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:14.559
you're being quite You're stretching it out
a bit. I'm more like ten

986
01:01:14.599 --> 01:01:19.519
minutes maybe than five. I've spent
that ship within ten minutes. All right,

987
01:01:19.599 --> 01:01:22.679
guys. That is the mailbag for
the seemingly never ending stories. Next

988
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:25.840
week on four Fingered Discount, we're
going to be reviewing bart has two Mummies,

989
01:01:27.599 --> 01:01:30.360
Mummies, Mummies. That's an American
show. Where can they do that?

990
01:01:30.840 --> 01:01:32.679
I got the language all their own. They've got a different word for

991
01:01:32.679 --> 01:01:36.920
everything exactly so, but it's twomummies
is the next season? Seventeen A review

992
01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:39.079
of four finger Discount. Don't forget
guys to continue to follow us on social

993
01:01:39.159 --> 01:01:44.000
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994
01:01:44.199 --> 01:01:47.880
keep sending in your questions to Simpson's
mailbag at gmail dot com. All right,

995
01:01:47.880 --> 01:01:51.639
mister Davis, this has been a
review of the seemingly never any story.

996
01:01:51.639 --> 01:01:53.960
Any final words for those incredible listeners
out there. Oh just so,

997
01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:55.679
that's a story for another day.

