Welcome to Softcore History. Hello, and welcome to another week of softcore History.
My name is Jake Goldman. I will be your main host tonight.
I'm joined as always by our producer and my co host, D and Registers.
Rob got introduced first, Wow, look at you? And then this
was just after off. I guess you could say cameras and say it's a
camera now. He was like, I'm bad at this. Why do you
guys even have Yeah, we had a gas Dan up before we started,
so I had to introduce him first. It's fair. On the other mic,
of course, is our co host, Rob Fox. What's up,
guys, I'm back. I uh sorry, I was gone last week.
It was me and my wife one year anniversary, so I had a little
staycations. Don't just putting it to her on South Congress. Don't let him
fool you. He for the podcast, he was. He was in a
fallout. She would have been furious. Rob was worried about loud in Austin,
so it went to a bunker for those ye know I left. It
was no, I didn't say it was we checked out election. I saw
you that day. I know. I was just yeah, hey, look
listen, I was at a bar with Alex Jones. Nothing happened, We
were fine. I saw that you called the election pretty early. Did Vince
Carter jiffed it? Yeah, that was like it's over. It was minus
five hundred Trump I probably I got caught smash that. I know. If
that was the move, you could have gotten both Biden and Trumpet plus money
and then just made money regardless. I'm telling you. I was telling you
guys this in our group text that live lines wildly overreact, especially our book
because we usual the same website. Yeah, we have different bookies right now,
but they use the same website. I would make so much money betting
on college basketball, specifically betting unders on the live line, because when they
if they come out hot, it explodes up. Yeah yeah, it really
goes higher than it should feeling, and then you know it's college basketball.
These guys missed a million feet. Yeah, I mean. I wrote an
article about why the n the n I T is the most like electric sporting
event in all of sports for Gambler, for anything, just because you get
to see guys who are going to end up being like real estate agents playing
basketball. It's like, yeah, every year, like some team like Robert
Morris or something like that, wins it too. UCF was always there like
four I am as you got dumped in the first round of the m I
t one year as like a two seed, and it's the race to sixty
Nine's the sixty nine best team in the country. That's right, Actually not
if they called no, no, it is because it's now the NCAA Tournaments
sixty eighteen. Oh right, it was sixty four. Now it's the first
sixty eight Now they called nine. Yeah, anyway, we're not no,
they should they should embrace that. Yeah, I agree completely. And um,
that little joke how apt? Yeah? How how A proposed that you
bring up jokes on the humor podcast because we're gonna talk a little bit of
history about jokes, jokers and fools, jesters, jesters, that's my episode
of the Boys Court Jestersester, No, not manjester. And maybe that's how
your name came about. You actually looked up Dan's last name and amologize it.
I d amologized Dan's last name to see what it meant. Yeah,
if had anything to do with it, it doesn't. It actually has to
do with the last name. The surname Rochester ooh yeah, um, no
idea, please explain it. Yeah, your last name actually means like buy
a hill or like by a tree. It actually can mean it's a topographical
last name, so it means like Chester means like buy a hill, by
a river, by a tree, like buy something topographical by anything. Yeah,
but like in the area of Rochester as well. Okay, so your
name is kind of like that guy by the hill in Rochester, whereas mine
dignified. Um money man, man of gold, man of gold. Easy,
I'm man, I'm hill people. You're a hill person, yes,
all right, I mean there's a lot of imagine your ancestors are basically exactly
like I probably made this joke before those hill people on this podcast, those
hill people from Game of Throne that like pop out and captured. We're in
the front lines of every like Irish conflict that you were like wearing, you
know, antlers of fella. I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. You just use this as human shield. You just just take
swords and then you know, you just start stabbing the people, even if
it's through us. It's just yeah, they're really just swamp apes, that's
right. They just made the spears longer to get through you guys. No,
I get it. Yeah, um, but no, so your name
doesn't actually have anything to do with jestures or men of the court that jesse
Um. Jestures actually have a pretty wild background. I thought they were just
like dudes that wore belled hats and dicked around and like made funny so the
king could laugh and or they'd cut their heads off or something like that.
But they're actually kind of they have not wrong. Sometimes it happened a lot
less than you would think, or probably more because you just don't hear about
them. They got killed pretty it was still happening though at all. Ye's
em bombing then like oh god, yeah, dropping just like I'm sorry you're
set didn't go well at open mic night at the Chuckle Hut. At least
you didn't get fucking deep like beheaded. Sometimes you wish you got beheaded after
a bad mic night. Sometimes, yeah, if you get heckled at an
open mic where the comedy's free and they're not paying and they're still making fun
of you, Definitely, I definitely saw one guy's soul die on stage one,
so you know I was with you at that one. Yeah, you
know, exactly. I know, I know who you're talking about. Says
you're not a real comedian until you bomb. It's funny because his first SETI
crushed. I know, fucking murder day. Yeah. Um so yeah,
just to give a little bit of background, jestures or fools as they were
renowned. Um, there's three types that you'll typically hear about. We're gonna
be covering one type in particular. The first type is the one that we're
all very familiar with. It's a court person, a noble. It's a
noble position, and so this would be a professional fool or a fool of
the court. They actually held status. They were granted land and servants by
king and noblemen as like a um oh god, what do you call it?
Uh? Started the pee? Um um yeah, not penance pension.
Yeah, it's like a pension, right. Yeah. They would get it
after they retired. Oh no, they would get it during too. Oh
Okay. The one I read was did they have a union that you know
they got Benny's we'll get to that. This is actually going to turn into
our pitch for why monarchies aren't so bad. Yeah, and we should all
just have a king again. Yeah, definitely, definitely, that's what we're
gonna be clean from this monarchy. You might get land. You also might
be a mud covered hobo and die of like as a feral human. But
yeah, that's true. Well getting that, there's also the kind of fools.
So type one is those like really high up, superstar nobleman fools.
Now you have innocent fools. And this is a very polite way of seeing
people with deformities physical deform These are mentally mental and mentally I'm they basically they
took deformed and mentally retarded people and like laughed at them. Yeah, and
specifically I feel like they were for the kids. Yeah, so they were
taken in like to the royal family out of charity to being mocked. Yeah,
they were like essentially mentally disabled people were Nickelodeon for royal children in the
fifteen hundred. Yeah. So, for instance, like in seventeenth century Spain,
little people like, yeah, you know, people with what is it,
like dwarfism, dwarfism, encephalitis whatever. That's actually where midget wrestling originated.
It probably did because the little people were kept around for entertainment purposes for
the royal children of the Spanish royal family threw on like a ray mysterio mask
and yeah, so like you know, the kids basically like how you would
get a child a puppy, they got them a small person. Yes,
they got them a dwarf. Yeah, and I probably they probably yeah,
they probably prefaced it with it's a magical dwarf. Yeah, it was like,
oh, from the far away lands of Guelderland or whatever. They well
one was German. Yeah, one was a German, a German dwarf who
had some other disability that I forgot. But basically when I read that,
I was just like, of course it was the Spanish, right, like
the two like most hardcore countries in the Middle Ages to me earlist like major
countries. They're probably smaller countries. And I can't think of, um,
but of the major countries, Like, if you hear about something like especially
hair raisingly fucked up happening, it's probably it's probably Spain or Russia. Yeah,
where it's just like next level dear God, Like if you see like
a painting, a painting of like some guy's skin being peeled off, like
it just feels like Spain, and it's like but like the guy's skin is
being peeled off, but everyone else's face is kind of emotionless, and they're
just like pointing out a bridge being built. Also that's happening. Yeah yeah,
no, so you were right though. Maria Barbola was a female dwarf
from Germany with hydrocephalus, and Nicolasito Portosado was from Italy. They got well
because they didn't just want a normal dwarfs, literally, like the more deformed
the better, please, Like, yeah, make our kids laugh here,
I only want the best dwarves for my children, right. Yeah. So
these were innocent fools. Um. They were given titles in the way that
like janitor is now called could stodial engineer, you know what. They were
given mock titles. Yeah, it's like, uh so like the Queen's fool
or Lord whatever's fool. They were not paid. They were just provided with
food and clothes and a place to sleep on the floor. They were pets.
They were pets. They were pets. Yeah. So but like later
on, if the noble family decided these poor fools no longer amuse them,
they would just kind of toss them out and they typically died as beggars.
The thing is too, the dwarves probably aren't even that much smaller than normal
people back then. But everyone everyone's like five five. Yeah, I mean
people were generally shorter back then. I'd probably say like five to seven was
like a normal height, shorter and also kind of more deformed themselves. Oh
yeah, there were a lot kept it, I mean kept it in the
family. There's no worth a donal work like I mean, these people look
like night like shit. Yeah. No, I mean if you think about
it, like Ian by the normal people. The normal people looked like night
like if you went back in time, which, by the way, if
you get a time machine, you never go back. No, no,
it's always worse. No, Yeah, what do you what do you like?
Yeah, you're like I want to go like see France in the sixteen
hundreds. You will be puking within five minutes. Yeah, just from the
smell of the people, let alone the disease river probably smells like everything smells
like shit. And also like you probably need and just to kind of hammer
home. Even the royalty was pretty in bread, so you probably needed someone
with some physical deformities to feel better about your own like bleeding pale skin,
right yeah. Um, And then of course the last group were amateur fools
or fool troops. Now, this is what I did not know. This
is kind of where you get that trope of like the Motley fool the guy
and like the Jester hat. The traditional gester has troops like they're they're troops.
They're both gestures were also troops. Yes, well we'll respect the troops.
Yeah, yeah, no, I will get to noble gestures in the
military. Yeah, it's pretty great. But yeah they really just wait Wall
Street ship where they're just thrown towards that like little yeah kind of kind of
actually yeah, yes, their word catapulted gestures and we'll get to it.
Yeah, I assume among them dwarves, not so them on fire and then
they just launched they probably maybe, but not quite the way. It's there's
circumstances that lead up to us. Yeah, yeah, it's there's a whole
process before you just throw a Jester into a catapult. Dan Tribute. Rather,
we're team Tributche here on the podcast. We are not catapult people.
Yeah, I mean Trebuche's were obviously the far superior weapons and age of empires
too. They're just by far them play that right. No, we've we've
I just know that Trebuchees or superior from Reddit because there's a entire subreddit about
Trebuchez. Yeah, why not, and how they're superior to I couldn't spell
pretty, it's pretty pretty easy, pretty fanatic. There's a there's a guy
used to know named Troy Bouche. Troy Bouche, I'd call him. That's
that's tight. Yeah, that was a good name anyway. Yeah, So
these full troops, they'd roll around town to town. They were like your
traveling band of like people trying to get some money for doing stuff. They
were like the shitty improv troup. So like the first group that the first
group Jake mentioned would be like your famous comedians, you know what I mean,
like your Dave Chappelle's and your yeah, Louis c k is. The
second is those are human slaves. The second group is just pets, human
human pet slaves. Yeah. Um, there's really no modern equivalent, like
whoever makes Trump laugh? And the third group would be like, yeah,
like oh, we're going to uh see Second City, Chicago tonight. Yeah,
but situation right exactly. Group. There's no fourth group JPV group.
That's that's that's a bad version of the third group. I don't have an
improv group. Used to I didn't have an imp and Jared did. Well,
we were in a class. What was your name? We didn't have
a name, just Josh. I believe it was though. Okay. One
thing you'll if you go watch a lot of improv you learn is that,
like every improv group's name is an inside joke that isn't even that funny.
Yeah, it's like our comedy album. It's like, but that wasn't even
an inside joke that really just like to make it something like something like fluffy
Waffle or some yeah, yeah she's waffle or yeah, you know it was
a bouche idea. Yeah, so yeah, I'm not gonna rag on that
too much harder. But yeah, no, go buy spare bedroom. It's
available something. I think it's free. Now, it's free somewhere. If
you paid for it, you're not getting a refund. No, no recounts,
no refund money. Yeah, it's still in the it's still in the
account, is it really? Yeah? Could we leverage that into something?
No, it's like two hundred dollars. That's a lot. Yeah, well
that's good for I'll take it. Yeah, we could. We should have
a Christmas party with that? All right, why not? We should have
a Christmas party party at my house? Can we get Can we get a
dwarf jester? That would be the entire budget. By the way, speaking
of that, actually you're going to talk dwarf jester is really quick. I
do. When when I was working at when we were working at TFM uh
and I was dating that SMU girl. I went up to SMU because my
cousin was in a fraternity there, and that's when I met whatever. And
uh, so I went to one of his for chorney parties. I won't
mention in the house because they'd probably get in trouble for it now and this
is like eight years ago, so it wouldn't even be the right kids to
get in trouble. Um, they had a Christmas party. Uh. This
fraternity did at a bar around SMU somewhere in Dallas. Um, like right
across somewhere. A bunch of the kids lived on like right off campus,
and um they hired real midgets to be elves and walk around the party serving
drinks. I imagine they probably had those guys on retainer for like derby parties
to be the jockeys too. Yeah, you know, I never went to
a derby party, but they looked up away to hire dwarves to be their
elves for the night and got like four of them. I don't know how
much they paid them. Like, do you think did you talk to Anny
I was black out? I probably did, Yeah, I probably did.
There's nothing wrong with it either. These dwarfs are there, yeah, they
weren't. It was they didn't happen at knife Let's let's let's let's be clear
here. There's little people. This is their model. I think dwarf is
Is it more acceptable? You know, it's hard. That's one these freaking
horrifying episode right now. Sorry listeners. Yeah, I thought dwarf was accepted
an acceptable to I don't know. Okay, who knows. But I mean,
these people, this is their business. This is how they make their
lives. I assume they were like literally actors and they went on like a
local acting website or put it at out on Craigslist. I mean, you
get paid. This didn't happen at knife Point. There wasn't a blade like
rambunctious SMU for at boys going around. They were like, you know,
dance animal like wasn't but just for that, for the sake of that story.
Yeah, two generations removed. Yeah years. Yeah, and I didn't
even know it was gonna be there. So I walk in and I was
like huh, Like god, damn SMU. Al Right, So just a
little bit of a historical breakdown on gestures though, Like you don't really start
seeing titles for fools until about the twelfth century, but we can pretty much
know that these kind of people have been around since like Pharaoh times, yeah,
since Egypt. Yeah, so there's always been kind of a position of
someone that can, for whatever reason, talk straight at the leader. And
you know, throughout monarchy that's something you're not allowed to do. You're not
allowed to naysay a king or tell them they're wrong or being stupid. But
this kind of position came out of a necessity for a king to be able
to check themselves. So like the fool will be like, oh, you
think that's a good idea, that's cute. Kings are people too, Yeah,
but in so doing they actually became kind of a confidant. A lot
of times, they actually had kind of a place of privilege and court therapist
in a way. Isn't after the best medicine, Dan, you gotta think,
Yeah, it's also sometimes the best war strategy, as we'll get into
that in a minute. And I know you're excited about that. But we
start seeing the more common our version of gestures that we think of starting in
the twelfth century with the title of Fallus so close to Fallus, it's already
got a dick joke in there. Yeah, and I actually found a fart
joke in it too. Oh yeah, there's far jokes school One, There
are far but I mean in the name itself. Yeah, point the sound.
I thought you would take the high road here. Yeah, right,
Well, dick is higher than fart for sure. First off, back to
like the type of jesters really quick. One of the things in like Tutor
England was that they were like licensed fools, Yeah, which I thought sounded
like a terrible Fairly Brothers movie. Yeah, definitely like a just like I
mean, yeah, just someone's going to make someone's going to write a horrible
about the movie that they dream of Jim Carey being in called Licensed Fools.
Yea, but how fun? Where is it? Okay? Oh yeah,
did the I wrote this down and does the word fool come from the Latin
for fart, So the root of the word fool comes from the Latin fallut,
right, will you say it sounds like fallast? The literal meaning is
bag of wind which or bellows, which bellows, or that which contains air
or breadth. But but but what if just a tinfoil theory here, What
if fallus or bag of wind, you know, the sort of stayed pull
up my tie, uh, Latin translators of the Middle Ages and then especially
of like Victorian times and stuff like that. What if they kind of gave
it the more proper meaning. But since clearly we're going to learn that farting
has been hysterical throughout all of history, yeah, you can go back on
that Ancient Sumerians, Yeah, sumer Ancient Summer or The Sumerians episode episode three,
I believe, Yeah, farting has been funny for so long that what
it actually meant when they said bag of wind was like a guy who just
made people laugh in the streets by like farting at them. And then but
you know, like someone put their monocle in and was like, UT's not
going any further, and they're like, you just meant like a wind bag
like you full of hotter. But like really, I I am not.
This is it's my conspiracy theory. But fallus meaning bag of wind, If
that's what where a fool comes from, I think it's in reference to farting,
not to people who talk a lot, basically would be the other way
to put it. No, And I think that's a fairer. That's a
fair guest to me, because like if you look at like ancient like,
uh, what are like the Trappist monks and stuff like that. Um,
I think I'm saying the wrong term. But the monks, like the people
that lived in monasteries back in the times, if you look at their old
books and bibles and like notes, Yeah, there's dicks all over the insights.
Oh dude, like dick's riding horses fighting each other shit like that.
It's hilarious. I think. I think next week the topic I was gonna
do was the Pompeii graffiti. Oh, that's a good one. And so
this doesn't have to do with Pompeii. Although they talk about dicks a bunch
in that. What about the picture of the good yea, yeah, but
they found dicks. They found dicks inscribed or drawn all over Hadrian's Wall.
What is that? It's the wall the Romans built in England to keep out
the Mexicans. I don't know if that adds up. Keep going will keep
out England's Mexican, Irish, the Scottish. No, like the Romans built
Hadrian's Wall. I forget where exactly on the island, but they they made
them pay for that damn wall. Yeah, but no, it's it's essentially
like their border wall to keep out the barbarians on the island. Yeah.
You look at like the wall in uh, what is it Berlin? Right,
the Berlin Wall, and it's got like all these messages of hope and
stuff like that. Just crazy, Probably cocks all over the Berlin there's got
to be dicks. Yeah, how many dicks are on the Great Wall of
China? Well, I don't know, do you get executed anything? Yes?
Probably? No one's ever been allowed to speak in China. Yeah,
ever, that's never been a thing. It's a very quiet country. But
so yeah, these people started coming up with like they started becoming more relevant
as titled people, as titled fools. In the twelfth century, some of
the oh no, yeah, you're at all. Yeah, so, uh,
they would often be like I said, rewarded with lands his payment for
loyal services. But noblemen and even kings did not throw daily banquets and uh,
you know, like listening to the same joke every night would be kind
of a drag. So they actually had to do a lot of normal stuff
around the castle stead or the homestead of the noble They would you know,
tend to the hounds, they would go get groceries, things like that.
They would actually do. He couldn't just do an hour long whatever the like
podcast equivalent would be like the king just sits there and watch him and his
buddy talk for an hour and a half about whatever happened that day. Seriously,
like I don't know what's happening now. Then these people knew back then,
too much contents a bad thing. You're gonna you're gonna hurt your brand
real quick. Yeah no, they were like, no, we're just doing
it a banquets, going to limit it to half hour. It's about the
bachelor at Yeah, that's why Dave Chappelle's grade. He comes up with a
special like once every ten years, two in the last year or two done
five in the last like three years has he Yeah, still had one.
Didn't really care. They've kind of didn't build up. Yeah, one was
reactionary to George Floyd. I feel like there weren't jo I'm talking about.
There's two. There's the Bird Theory one all on Netflix. There's like five
okay, yeah, but really though, no Jester podcasts, No, just
a Jester in his pal and they're just like God the hounds today, what's
a deal just then would have been So do you ever notice how like maidens
will not talk to you after you've been shoveling hound shit? For dude,
I think is the ad sponsors they would get brought to you by Burlap,
the best sack clothing money can buy. Burlap, You and hamm advertisements are
there even like it's like, I don't think there are advertisements in a feudal
system, but there, I mean there's there's a little bit of business like
White like a like a tavern or something. Sure, James Tavern, the
only tavern in town, White Deer Tavern, the only tavern in town mentioned
our podcasts. You would get a free nothing because it's the only tavern in
town. They ordered the market Nathan's Blacksmith, Nathan he does medal. Good
for both people like Naden Blacksmith. You can't afford it, do you fight?
Don't go there? Yeah all right. So by the thirteenth century,
some talented jesters were beginning to achieve like superstar status. They were actually like
what Rob was saying, like they were considered like stand up comedians today.
They were quick witted, they dry, they were awesome in a small and
they did other stuff though too. These guys were like it'd be like the
almost more like a Donald Glover type yeah, where you could do stand up
and sing and yeah, so like you you had, Yeah, you had
to be able to do what. You had to be able to like juggle,
you had to be able to like play instruments. You had to be
able to tell jokes, good political jokes, political chicks. You had to
be able to tell political just like my fanny. Oh, there was a
lot of that, was that, there was so much of that. There
was a couple that were like apparently so good, like they'd have people in
tears just from poking their head out from behind the curtain. Yeah, like
I think this one guy. So, for instance, you gotta play the
hits Yeah, you gotta do the hits, and one of the biggest hits
was farting a tune. Farting big hit faring songs. Yeah, so one
of the more famous tune. To be fair, though, someone would go
megaviral today if they farted music. Yes, yeah, it's it's transcending has
changed, it transcends time. Yeah, farts boobs. There was that girl
who used to jingle her tits to the beat of a song. She made
a living doing that. God, we are such simple naked monkeys. I
love it. It's great. We are such worths. One of the most
famous fools of all time was Roland left Fartere or, as you can guess,
it translates to Rolling the Farter. I've never heard of him, Well,
Dana shit to me. Yeah, never heard of this guy. He's
pretty mainstream. I mean, he's probably good start for you. But if
you want to get into someone a little bit better, I'll give you some
like more deep cut gestures. But Roland the Farter was a medieval flatulist.
Was it was a word I love? Yeah, I like that was still
a time. I mean, I guess you do it now too, but
like that was still a time. In the English language when they had to
make up words for everything, like now we'll make up stuff for certain things
like texting it. But like literally like only half the language was invented.
So he was really popular. And each year he was obliged to perform his
act unham saltam at siphlatum as unham bumble them, which is one jump,
one whistle, and one fart for the king. He did it every year
at Christmas during the feast, Like can you imagine, like that's imagine you're
like a pretty normal Christmas to me. Imagine you're at like a fancy dinner,
Like you go to the governor's house for Christmas dinner. Yeah you don't.
And sorry, you don't go to governor's house. That's true. I'm
hill people. You are hill, you're a hill person. Then you would
have been the one farting. Um. So anyway, imagine going to like
uh Greg Abbott's house. He's you know, wheels up to the tables,
like all right, I got a big old piece of brisket for you,
but first we got to bring in old roll in the fart. Like you're
in this like white tide dinner and this guy like rolls in like jumps up,
clicks his heels, and goes oh yeah, like he loved everyone undoubtedly
showed his dick too. Oh yeah, for sure. I didn't. Basically
like the equivalent of not the equivalent of like it just like Gallagher walks into
a room, smashes a water matt like he does the one thing everybody wants
him to do, right, Yeah, exactly, it's just like bring out
a hammer, bro Yeah yeah, fart fart for us, like far far,
far far, Like this isn't nine year olds dinner, Like if nine
year olds hosted a dinner. Yeah. I kind of have a theory that,
like they this is really short changing human beings prior to like nineteen fifty.
But that's that's allowable for nineteen twenty. But like I feel like like
the reason like comedy is so uh layered and redundant and intense now is because
we have so little to worry about. Yeah, there's just way more time
to ruminate on life. It's very trying to keep it. Yeah, no,
everything is. All the comedians out there right now probably just lost their
entire sick because Trump's out of the office, so yeah, or just I
mean, like think about there's a lot of social media people that a lot
of terrible, terrible comedians. The most ancious people too, in the world
probably are those that perform humor for others. And it's because life is so
low stakes they have to manufacture fake hypotheticals to be anxious about right enough to
create a set off of it. Yeah, that's my process. I don't
know, not like, Yeah, nobody's worried about getting drafted into like a
pike brigade. No, every every summer they're like, oh my god,
we're invading France again. Why because he wants it? Yeah. No,
one's getting mauled by a rogue lion side. No. No, so you're
not getting You're not like cutting your knee and then just dying just infection.
Yeah, Like it really is, like, you know, it is really
disingenuous to tell like people in general to be like, you know what,
just suck it up, pretty fucking get. But also we have it bretty
fucking even for like the world. Now, let's not complaining about America so
much to the point where it's like, oh, hey, look look around
and see what's happening in other countries. Oh, yes, that's the that's
the office rubbing off on you. Dan, you set the barcelo for us,
But well I do, but they they can't. By the way,
that's why all of the best comedy comes from like Anglo countries basically comes from
the most comfortable country, not even but there are comfort countries where it doesn't
come from. Like, are there funny Germans? Russia? Are there funny
Russians? No? Yakov Smirnoff has entered the chat. Yea ever been to
Branson, Missouri? Like, there's not a lot of funny French people,
Ricky Gervais, Actually is what I said. It's like the only the only
two funny countries are the United States in England, but I would add Canada
and Australia and New Zealand too. Sure again the funniest they have super low
steaks. There's like life of steak countries. Yeah, you're not getting like
a stand up comedian out of Syria, dude, that would be some rough
comedy. Yeah, Like right, it's because it's it's stuff that their topics
are low stakes too to an extent. But even the political topics aren't very
aren't very No one's getting murdered. The tably don't even have time to think
about joking. Yeah, they're just like, oh, they're surviving. It's
all or their jokes. I will say this too, would and this is
probably true of people back then, is their jokes are very um like foxhole
humor, gallows humor, where like it's funny in the moment. I'm sure
they were there. People were just as funny like in the moment then as
any other time throughout human history. But like, no one can head into
there's no act. It's observational, it's but in but only in like the
most immediate of ways. The way it's just like, well that happened,
Yeah, I mean right foot it's dangling off his legs. Yeah, I
hope he doesn't have to go for a run. No one has dari and
no one had to think out and that, by the way, that translates
to like kind of I mean, look, they were like transcendent works throughout
time too, but they were far fewer than you know, like there was
an anchorman for example a century. Yeah, instead of every five years,
you know what I mean, like uh, some kind of transcendent work um
or you know, like you know, there's like every decade of the last
like fifty years has like five brilliant comedies. Ok, justin movies alone.
Sure, as before that, if you good centuries, But was it.
What I was gonna say was, um, I might have lost my train
thought. That's okay, I know whatever. Well, yeah, what you're
getting at too, it's like the only reason we even know about these guys
because they were in the noble court and like they had they were the only
people that probably had access right on this level of humor. I know what
I was gonna say. Yeah, Uh, the proof of it is even
when you go back to like watch the first comedies of like the Silent movie
era and stuff. I mean, it is some chaplain basic yeah, basic
things like it's all physical falling down and they don't really like farter Ship because
there's you know, Jesus looks like Hitler. Yeah. Um, but uh
it's really really basic. Yeah, it's it's it's a really base level of
just subvertic expectations. So many's educated people, though do I was impressed by
a lot of like phrase turning that they had as well, but I just
think it was not nearly as prevalent. No, man, like they were
trying to lighten the mood and make simple coal jests and stuff like that.
So anyway, talking about the superstar status, an example of one superstar jester
would be like Tom the Fool, he performed the marriage feast at Edward the
first daughter the Kevin Hard of his time. Yeah, and that's a like
a stadium gig. Yeah. So no, it was because he was given
a fee of fifty shillings, which was a fortune at the time. Yeah,
Like so a skilled thatcher, for instance, could expect about two and
a half pence. Nobody even he made, like, nobody knows what he
made. I tried to look this up. What a shilling? Which like
people his harnts were like, you're asking a dumb question. Yeah, it's
it's he made just a ball's load of money. They like, basically,
the best way to convert it would be a whole goose would be one and
a halfpence. What is a pence? Pence is one one hundredth of like
a shilling, I believe. Okay, so you could eat he was eating,
like, yeat enough for fifty five thousand geese. That's a lot.
Yeah, that's enough to feed you forever. Blake back then, however,
you know along with a lot of the fortune there one or some bad parts.
Being selected as a personal jester of a medieval king or nobleman came with
a serious health warning. Jesters were often required to go to the battlefield with
their masters. It sounds like pretty much always. Yeah, they were there
all the time. Yeah, they wherever the king was. They were the
army's hype man. Essentially, at this point, the jester, from what
I could tell, the jester turns into from the king's personal comedian to like
an NFL team's mascot. Yeah, so he basically so a couple of different
roles that the jester would play in wartime. Just to start, we'll start
from lowest the highest. So things he would do for the soldiers would be,
you know, obviously, you know, he'd hype dudes up. He'd
make jokes about the other side, say they have small dicks, they don't
know they're asked from their teeth, things like that, or their asked from
their face, like asking their teeth, Yeah, ask they don't know the
rest from their teeth, teeth in their assholes. For a bunch of brutish
soldiers that would probably slay You're like, oh my god, yeah, yeah,
he's French. They eat with their butts. Yeah. Um. But
they would also do juggling. They would juggle shit on the front lines to
fuck with the other side. They'd like, wait a minute, they don't
care so much. This guy's juggling access. Yeah, he's like, who's
this guy? Oh my god, Like imagine. So the other side would
just be like, wait, hold on, that's their gesture. Our guys
over here juggling spikes. Yeah, just get into a duel. They just
meet in the middle. It's like, actually, let's settle this the old
way battle. Yeah, just juggling back and champion versus champion. But interestingly
enough, when it came time for actual scuffling, the jesture was a part
of psychological warfare. The jesture was used to out right go out in front
and taunt the other side, just to invoke the rage of the hot Yeah.
He would just go out and say like, you won't break rank,
bitch like, And that was in order to get the hot headed people to
break rank and lower their defensive position. I actually love that. That's great.
Yeah, they basically just sent out a bullbater. They were like,
it's a rodeo clown. For an entire opposing army, like, hey,
come fucking killing me, bitches, I'm throwing knives around, Like, well,
don't you break rank and let up on that defense a little bit?
You guys suck Like That's what he did. So that's one of the things
that the jester would do. Do you know? Okay, I don't know
if you're gonna mention this guy or not. Um, I might get to
have a whole list of just different anecdotes about different jesters coming in battle.
Um no, not in battle? Go ahead, all right? Uh?
Where the fuck did I write this? Yeah? I don't know. I'm
like really out of it today. Essentially, at the Battle of Hastings,
Um, sorry, anyway, at the Battle of Hastings, William the conqueror
is Gesture pissed off the Anglo Saxons so bad that they killed him. They
were like, he's like, you you know, you're not gonna break red,
you have no nicks. And they caught him. They caught him before
he could get back to the lines, and they I don't know how they
killed him, but he got stabbed up pretty good. I would imagine it's
I imagine like the Indiana Jones scene. Where the guys like whipping knives around
and stuff like that, and then like it gets real somber on Indiana,
Jones just like kills him. Enough of that. But yeah, at the
Battle of Hastings, which is one of the biggest battles in the history of
the Western world, the guy was out there doing his thing and the Saxons
were like, you know, I'm getting on a horse and just shutting this
guy up. This is a big war, can we be a little bit?
Gesture did not die in vain. No, he was winning the conquerors,
uh guy, and William the Conqueror got that name for a reason.
He conquered things. Yeah, conquered England won that battle. He would have
never conquered without that jester. No, you know, I don't know,
Well, what was his record like after the Jester got his head taken off?
Pretty good? Yeah a that. Yeah, so you know he's still
like Belichick and the Jester's more like Tom Brady. The Jester might be Wes
Welker. Yeah really not that consequence. You know, he put up numbers,
but they found another one, the better one. So often though,
what the jester would have to do was like if the king had a message
for the other side. The jester would have to take those messages to the
warring side and be like, hey, you know, like maybe in terms
of conditions for surrender or releasing hostages, things of negotiation and um kill the
messenger was often what they would do. If they found the message or terms
insulting. UM jesters would often be beheaded and have their heads put into catapult
and that would be the we decline your negotiation. Yeah, like peace passed?
Did you just send their whole body with them? I Actually the way
I read that was that they actually would sometimes just catapult them alive, just
like you're sitting there and you see like this colorful man playings. Oh my
god, shit, they don't want to surrender, you know what's wild?
Though, honestly I would take that because yes, you're you're for certain gonna
splat on the ground or a wall or something. But that like fifteen seconds
in the air is gonna be pretty cool. It's the hot Well, first
off, it's the highlight of your life probably, yeah, I mean it's
almost like a miracle. Like you have no tall buildings, right, that
might be the highest you ever like ascend the earth, right for sure.
The highest anyone gets is probably a jester that has to deliver bad news.
Yeah at that time, Yeah, the closest to human flight. It's crazy
because he's so low to the ground normally. Yeah. So, and they
weren't sending those ones he experienced the highest. They weren't sending their slave pets.
Oh yeah, the if pets were not going dude, they were not
going to battle unless they really I guess, but some did. Some did
go to battle. One Jeffrey Hudson. Yeah, so this is the royal
dwarf. The royal dwarfs. So by the Elizabeth the period, justice were
beginning to move away from performing in houses to becoming comic actors on the stage,
and by the seventeenth century it was becoming quite dangerous to have a royal
patron, as Jeffrey Hudson was to discover. Jeffrey was a talented dwarf jester,
although he the way I read it was he wasn't an actual dwarf.
He was just short. He was really short. Yeah, like he wasn't
he didn't have whatever the condition is. He just was you can be I
think this is where we'll get into hot water. But I always believe the
term midget was for people that were proportional, just small, where his warfism
is in proportional. Yeah again, I'm not a doctor, and don't quote
me on that. So great intro. Jeffrey Hudson was like this dwarf jester.
He was encountered by Charles the First when the jester jumped out from under
a pie crust. So I guess they just baked him into a big pie.
Yeah, there's something like that. He was like the first stripper cake.
Yeah, he was pretty much the first stripper. And that's how you
know shit was bad back then, was because instead of like a stripper and
a cake, you got a dwarf and a pie. That's a way less
good version of that. But he traveled with Queen Henrietta Queen Henrietta Maria when
she fled to Holland, and returned with her to England to fight on horseback
for the Royalist during the Civil War, Yeah, the English Civil War.
Yeah, and he was like a badass soldier. He was really good kill
fucking people who are like, wait, no, that is that the guy
that like farts for the kick? Yeah, no, he's just cutting off
your legs laughing right, he's just so low to the ground. Low man
wins. Actually he wasn't a little man. He was he was a stealed
horse. Yeah, he was on a horse. He was actually much better
mounted. That probably leveled the playing field. Analogy here, sorry with your
logic. Well, he'd still be the low man, he'd just be lower
on the horse while he was probably cutting down like you know, infantry peasants.
Yeah, yeah, he's still noble still though, like you'd be like,
like imagine, you know, we're fighting a civil war in a week
for for Trump versus Biden or something, and you're out on the rattlefield.
You're out, you're out on the battlefield, and then like Jonah Hill pops
up and stabs you in the face. That'd be awesome. I'd go out
though, Like it's that. I guess Jonah Hill would be on my side,
though I don't. Yeah, I don't know he regards term sides in
that situation. Won't. But the point is is that somebody would like a
lot of people got killed by a famous guy essentially, like as he's a
Zaris just we're riding around on a horse like murking people and you're like just
stabbing people and stuff. That's a that's a guy, right, Tom,
It's Tom from the Parks and yeah, you just get stabbed in the neck
and he rides on. Imagine the kid from Two and a half Men gets
you. Yeah, like that's who kills you. So he he was very
loyal to the crown, though, and returned the Queen back to France to
safety. Just a few months later, the brother Lord Croft, who was
captain of the Queen's guard and sold to Jeffrey oversight the Dwarf challenged him to
a duel and he got he got the best of the guy that challenged him,
or dwarf shot him. The dwarf shot him to death. Yeah,
yeah, the Queen's guardsman. So he had to be banished. But I
mean he killed a lot of people, shot him to death. What years
is this would be? Um, this is seventeenth century, Okay, I'm
trying to do we have a modern equivalent. Was there some comedian who was
like in Nam who just fucked people up? I don't know how, man,
Yeah, That's what I'm trying to figure out. How. Um Yeah,
I don't know. I like Rob Riggle was in the Marines, but
I don't think he was Lewis Black. Yeah, like I tried some guy
in Nam who did. Try to think of somebody older than that, you
know, like the old urban legend about how Miss Rogers was a sniper in
Vietnam. Yeah, if George Carlin was just yeah, I'm trying to think
go like that, Oh my god, just like leading children in the rice
fields. Yeah, you know, Jimmy Jimmy Stewart was a he did some
terrible ship. Yeah, Jimmy Stewart was in charge of a bomber in World
War Two. So really a comedian yelled, oh girl, I'm gonna start
to like it. So this beom check out spare bedroom for all these inside
jokes and more so. On his voyage of exile, he was captured and
sold into slavery. Bizarrely, on his eventual return to England, people aren't
sure if it was the same guy or not, and you know, yeah,
no way to verify that. Yeah, but he came back at a
foot taller. It feels like not the same guy, unless he was doing
the what was that movie they stretched them that? Where was that movie where
the girl, the adult midget is acting like a girl. Oh the Orphan.
Yeah, the horror movie. Yeah, Robert Nero in it? No,
no, no, I don't think he was in it, dude,
I think The Orphan had Robert de Nero in it. I'm looking it up.
Yeah, but anyway, that's an old old Bobby Denio, no or
recent Bobby Denaro. This came out this decade. Yeah. Oh I don't
have internet, so someone else will have to look it up. But um
yeah. Anyway, so he lived at like sixty three. Again I mentioned
Roland the Farter earlier m Roland for his ability to far to tune, was
gifted a manor house in Hemmingstone, Suffolk and more than one hundred acres of
land. See we bitch about all these like you know, TikTok kids making
a lot of money now, Yeah, seriously, these were like influencers getting
like titles in land. Yeah this was. By the way, the movie
is called Orphan and uh no Robert DeNiro, Peter Star's Guard and Vera Farming
from me the two people in it though Peter Stars Guards the famous one.
Then I guess, yeah, Scars Guard is that? Uh yeah, these
old ones Stars Guard, not Scars God Stars Guard. Sorry anyway, um
yeah, I'd be like if every TikTok, I mean like getting land back?
Then is they have a high house a lot? Yeah? Oh so,
uh, Tellifer is the one for William the Conqueror. Yea, yeah,
yeah. He what he was doing, he was jruggling swords, he
was reciting the song of Roland. He was farting at them. Oh nice,
Yeah, that's farting at them. They're like, oh, I'm tired
of this guy. Yeah. So he was one for instance that you know,
he caught the sword pretty hard. Yeah, but you know what,
he died for his country. Yes he did. He farted. He was
a pat to death. Yeah figuratively. Yeah, it's like it's like popping
out of a trench and waving your penis at the other guys, I think,
getting shot, getting riddled with bullets, but they give away their position.
Yeah, and then you can, you know, call in an artilleries.
I don't know whatever. Anyway, he died waving your penis to help
your country. There's a famous Polish so a lot of these guys, yeah
pretty much, Yeah, farting and waving his nick around. Uh, there's
a famous Polish uster name Stanzi. You don't even try to pronounce it.
Yeah, it's there's a lot of z's and caves and wise there um.
But like, for instance, this guy was actually a pretty gifted political figure.
Two. He actually offered real insight into like Polish position and things like
that, where they should be moving toward and like what they should be looking
out for. It is out there reading the art of war. Yeah,
he's like pulling out, so you shit out of his ass. Yeah.
But the best own anecdote about him was that it was actually a hunting incident.
So in like fifteen thirty three, the kings bears, yeah hunting.
Six of the king, six of them in the old had a huge bear
brought for him from Lithuania to go hunt, and I guess the bear got
out of its cage. No, No, they released it in the woods,
right, they released it. That's right, because that's where they the
joke comes from. So quidn't even hunt like natural bears. They I don't
know, gualty, you keep on the ground in the bear situation in Poland's
like, you know, it might be tough to just go find one,
Okay. So the king six and brought his queen with him on the hunt,
and the bear charged at them, knocked the queen off the horse.
She had a miscarriage, and the king hold of the whole thing. Yeah,
it was a big ord deal. And the king was like, hey,
why didn't you attack that bear? Jester? Yeah, and he was
like, uh, it's a greater folly to let out the bear than it
was already in a cage. It's your fault. It's your fault. You
didn't protect her for the bear charging. And he was like, no,
it's your fault. You let a bear out of a cage. It was
in the cage, why would you let it up? Yeah, that's a
fifteen thirty three zing at a king from a jester that didn't get killed for
it. He was fine, Yeah, anyone else. Basically they had the
First Amendment and no one else did. That's what jester's had. Good,
you were okay the next guy? Uh, I mean to talk about his
trible Yeah. Tribila was a jester to the King Louis the twelfth of France,
and as the name suggests, yeah, so some famous quotes from him
that I elect. Uh. He once came to the monarch with a complaint.
Tribila said a noble threatened to hang me. The monarch said, don't
worry. If he hangs you, I'll have him beheaded fifteen minutes later,
and Trible goes, well, would it be possible to behead him, like
fifteen minutes beforehand? Yeah, maybe maybe kill him before they kill him.
But once Tribola could not contain himself and he slapped the king on the butt,
and the monitar class this terrible good game. Yeah, he gave him
a little bit butt tap a little all right, buddy, you'll say.
He's like, ha ha ha, but your butt the royal butt. And
then the king was like threatened to execute him, and a little later the
king was like, all right, all right, I'll promise to forgive you
if you can think of an apology more insulting. He was like, burned
me good, dude, burned me good and all, and you're cool.
Yeah, just give me a good roast man and I'll let it go.
He goes, oh, I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry.
I thought you were you were the queen. Yeah, he's like, I
thought your fat, dumpy man ass was the queen, and he forgot there
was a rule he was never allowed to insult the queen, so he got
killed. Yeah he was. I believe he was put to death. Yeah,
they didn't say how he did it. You know, it's who cares
and and um. One of my last favorite ones that I'm going to talk
about is Tom Skelton. Tom Skelton not you know, he had a normal
noble fool role, but he fucked with people everywhere. He was a big
practical joker that was actually dangerously legally dangerous. Yeah. Yeah, So Skelton
had a really bad habit of sitting beneath a chestnut tree on the castle grounds.
He just kind of sit there and hang out, and he'd give advice
to people like riding by or like directions or whatever. If the people pissed
them off, he'd point them into the direction of a quicksand pit. Tight.
Cool, that's just a psychos. It's a bit murder people. It's
a bit. It's like, oh, you're in what a great defense that
dude that might one day in like sixty years some gen z jury when they're
when they're in there like sixties, Like, it was a bit murder was
all a bit. Come on, guys, it's hilarious. I'm not murdering
that pit is I just like that. There was a guy bit pit who
has a bit pit. I just like the back. There was a guy
who was probably given way more than anyone else could have possibly imagined, like
horses, servants, land. All he did was hanging out under a tree
and send people to their death, something like go that way if you want
to get to town. Wait a minute, I've heard about this man.
He waits like thirty minutes and here's screams, and he's just like, ah,
yeah, cracks open a chestnut. That's good, that's the good stuff.
It's a great shade today. Yeah good. That's know, like he
killed Yeah he actually did. Yeah he said he's still killed man. Yeah.
But those are the big ones that I like to talk. There's a
couple other famous ones. I don't know if you guys caught any, but
I sent the stuff kind of late. I enjoyed. I don't know much
about him. I just enjoyed the name of one muckle John. Oh yeah.
I just like to assume that he was like crapping in his hand or
something. It just sounds like a guy going heavy on poop jokes. No,
that guy is going fist first into a prostitute. Muccle John mucle John
bring out you kind brought the too needs just you're thinking of knuckle Joe.
No, yeah, just kidding. Uh. There was one guy just keeping
in the Oh no, nothing I liked by. It was Edward the Second
and Edward the third of England called all their fools Robert, regardless of what
their names were. Yeah, they're just like you're Robert now. So that's
that's actually where George Foreman got the idea to name all George Foreman like they'd
kill one for pissing them off, and they'd be like, get me a
new Robert and they'd be like, hello, so my name is Brian.
That deal Robert now or the original ugga? Yes, yeah, they were.
I'm trying to think. It's like Jonathan for Cynthia's mom and Rugrats.
Yeah. Sure, it's just there's always some bitch boy. Yeah, he
was always gonna be Jonathan. Yeah. Wow, that's a that's a deep
deep cut. I just like these photos of all the jesters, they're like
another good name. Look at these representations there. I don't know if they're
accurate, but they these are some ugly, ugly fos. Maggotty Johnson and
they called him Maggoty Johnson because his face head pock marks, an I feel
uncomfortable saying maggoty. Maggoty. There is a he got buried in the woods
that are now known as Maggoty Wood, like the woods they're still named after
him in a Cheshire and they his grave is marked and there's like a little
thing, and then there's some Puritan bullshit like after the Reformation that's like,
oh, you shouldn't be a fool. Yeah, yeah, there's laughter is
for the people you waste. So that's actually who founded this country. You
know, Pilgrims came over. They didn't want to laugh anymore. Yeah,
I think about this. The movie of the Witch is about a guy who
came over with the Puritans and was like, you guys are too laid back.
Yeah, yeah, we need to move out. You are hardcore.
Yeah, you guys are way too relax and not with God. I'm gonna
start my own life. I know this isn't really keeping with the topic,
but The Witch is actually hilarious if you think about it from a historical perspective.
I love that movie. It's fantastic. It's actually a really good period
piece, like it's fantastic. I like to think that they were all A
lot of them were hallucinating because I think they have like an Ergot mold on
bread that showed on corn. Yeah corn, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's a movie. It's a really funny. Everything comes back to
Ergot, Black William, Black Philip, Black Philip, sorry, black Philip.
Yeah, the kids all of Black Philip. That's a funny movie if
you think about it, like this guy I was laughing the whole time,
the guy who took his family out in the middle of nowhere to be closer
to God, and now as kids that are like playing with a goat,
a devil, a devil goat, Black Philip and his daughters getting a weird
looks from her his son, and it's all fallen apart like day three.
It's like, ooh, I know that's not relevant, but I didn't watch
I've never seen this, You've never seen The Witch. Nope, so you'd
hate it. You would hate it. I'm gona take the high road here
and say that was a very great reference, Jake, Thanks man. It
had nothing to do with what It wasn't really reference. I was just talking
about it. Okay, Um, Yeah, but that's that's it for me
on gestures. I thought it was a fun little topic I like about something,
you know, you know, a little fun and easy band. I
still think that the word fool comes from fart, you know, that's my
takeaway. Fall episode Falless could be both a fart and dick joke, and
that's why it's like super dick far What if the name fool comes from the
Greeks being like, he's a dick fart. That's right there, it's a
fart, dick, dick fart. What is a what is a penis quief?
A dick fart? Yeah, fool fallless, fool, good old well
think about it, like whatever, you know, they were just like this
guy's such a dick fart because I just fucking dick fart dick farting around.
It's kind of annoying to me that there are like stuffy historians that one thinks
to be all fucking right. Think a stuffy historian changed the initial translation from
farting or dick or both too, uh, something more palatable for their books.
Yeah, I fucking stand by that. Also, no proof seem educated
even though well just grave, you know what I mean, it's the type
of thing where there's Maybe that's why comedy was so had regressed so much when
they started making movies and stuff. I mean, but yeah, I could
say Puritanism, although it got us all here, is probably one of the
worst things that started off America. Who does you could think about it?
The world went from like, hey, you're a womb man, you're a
dick fart to we must wear sheets. We'll be lying, like we must
wear our sheets under our sheets are full time, like they wore clothes under
their clothes on their heads. Yeah, I agree, just in case your
headbone or wouldn't show. Just got to put it up. It just gotta
fight that. Like essentially your thesis is like, dude, the less people
butt fuck the worst things got well kind of, the less butt fucking there
was, the more industry happens. See I think right, industry and um
as got a lot done. Man there, Puritans probably did a lot of
butt fucking. Yeah, I don't think it went away. They just didn't
sell it. See, Puritans probably made it hotter by doing it, and
they probably did. Yeah, they did more but fucking because it didn't go
against God, because it wasn't it was probably it was very much against God.
It was probably hotter. It was probably hotter when the Puritans did it,
and when it's because the Marians were just like, you know, slide
in, slide out. Yeah, who cares believing that you are absolutely going
to Hell and you still butt fuck anyway. Yeah, that's some hot up
fucking. Yeah. Well, if you like the butt fuck, there's only
one place to go, and that's Hell. There's a but fuck. But
yeah, I don't believe that personally, but at the time I'm sure they
did. Yeah, it's like honestly, yeah, Like if you think about
it, like if you didn't care Hell and you were like sexually deviant at
the time, Hell is probably the perfect place. Like if you're in a
BDSM and butt fucking go to Heaven and play a harp and just float around
and that sounds fun. Burn burn my nipples, yeah, dude, put
that hot rod in my butt. Yeah. Like. Also, that's like
just a normal bar in the meatpacking district now in New York City, Like
come on, I mean the East Side here, dude, or fucking it's
not too far off. You guys haven't been to that bar where they give
you a catheter and then start shooting vodka into you. Dude, No,
let's go tonight. Yeah, it's it's it's it's tight. D only if
it's it's called it's called fallis. Yes, because you dick fart after the
catheter, you do, you do, definitely definitely dick fart, classic oil
change. Oh god, that is the thing, isn't it? What is
that? Just a tube in your dick hole? But don't they put something
in it? You replace your pe with clean pa. Oh right, and
then you know that is like a sexual thing too. I forget what it's
called sounding sounding Yeah, that's it. Let's let's penis whole play. Yeah.
It makes everyone quiver unless you're into it, then it makes it quiver
with the joy. Okay, you're just asking for an infection anyway. Next
week is the history of sounding sounding off, but history history on pen island
insertion. And next week we're gonna have a guest. Oh uh kid,
I work with cool Yeah all right, I'm down for that. Yeah.
We kept to kind of short and quick. But on point, this name
is Georgia went to Missoo wrestled, That's right, I always forget that.
Yeah, wrestled with a few guys from the missous Jaden Cox right, he
was so he's thirty, so he's our age. Oh he might be with
Askern then with Ben Asking he was a little after Asker him, but he
he hates been askering. I mean a lot of people do. He might
be in between the two best wrestlers in missoo history of Jaden Cox and Ben
Askering. Um. The kid that's coming up in the UFC now, I
think it's Michael Thompson. Could be wrong. He's coming over from Bellatour Okay,
yeah but whatever. Anyway, good episode. Yeah, well, like
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