Hello, everyone, Welcome back to Kai Dudgess and Dragons, Episode forty nine.
I am your host, Daniel Roustache, introducing myself because I actually feel
like a lot of the times I just I don't say I'm Daniel Rostich,
I just go into it. And I wonder if I've not introduced myself enough
times that people listening to this podcast do not know who I am. Like,
I love these other guys, you know. Ah, yeah, I
wondered, who the fuck is this DM? DM. I am here as
always with Daniel Green the Shark. Yeah yeah, I caught him at first
because I saw he was eating Can you blame me? Cashews are like really
good? They are. They are really dang good. This is not for
about twenty two minutes. Let's talk about cashews. These ones are roasted.
Unroast them, unsault them, unt them, put them back. Where Where
did cashows come from? So we are talking they come from the middle of
a fruit. They are a seed. I think that is what Mark was
saying. I'm with with Norman Briggs. Yeah here when no one breaks hi,
I'm on my in cellar. Yeah that's not his character, that's just
yeah, that's personally I hope, everything's okay. I'm here with Cody Shrabty.
Hey it's Cody. Oh my god, Cody Today, I'm here and
with Anthony Teching and who am I going to turn into today? From history?
I don't know history? Okay, well the future? Yeah, future
options? Right, So there's an alien option. Yeah, we spoil it.
There is an alien one. Get any for the alien one to come
up? Now? If I roll at nineteen, I'm an alien. So
he's not a full alien. He's like a weird alien half breed because it's
still like a Sparks, still a descendant of Anthony. So it's like some
weird guy who's you know, fucking alien one of Anthony the thirtieth century,
you know. Okay, yeah, all right, yeah, yeah, he's
like a gohan. Okay. The last episode, you guys had formed the
Council of Vestoria. You have a bunch of people on this council now and
Snow. You left Snow alive, much to the dismay of everybody watching.
Yeah. I met an Easter guy d and d Fan last night when me
and Ristige were at the ERB concert, and he said to me in person,
you made the right call with snow, so that's all the vindication.
He was also dressed as Luigi. I don't know. I don't know why.
They're a very big difference between our YouTube fan base and our twitch fan
base. It's very funny because the YouTube comments are all are all like more
on Cody said, I feel, and then my twitch chat today was driving
me nuts. They're just like you could still kill her. It's not last
week. Last week was all just like killer killer. Yeah. I got
at least like fifteen mesthages today about like you should have killed her, slash
you still can kill her? Okay. The session ended with Little Feather producing
an egg and saying, this is our child. Cody, and you went
and now and we literally in media rests right, come back to that moment,
you know, it like faded out and it faded back here faded and
like why and then little Yeah, Little Feather says, We've been steady here
for like two hours. Just really, I'm really trying to take this in.
You're saying this egg, yeah is our child. Yeah, we we
haven't think we could do that. Me neither. I should have said we
should have want protection. But that's gonna be a fun up baby, I
don't know what he's gonna look like. We this is not this is yeah,
well oh my god. But he's freaking out like because he yeah,
we're all we're all in the area. Yeah, okay, okay. That
she didn't say what wow? That was me saying what well, little fella
didn't go what well? I mean, what what do you mean? You
use protection? What protection exists in this world? I kind of condom for
you, like this contraception spells. It's a it's just called conscioception. It's
the contraception abortion. It's a fourth level spell. You have to cast conscioception
before you do it, and then you were not interregnate. But we didn't
do it because I didn't think it was We got caught up in the moments,
Cordy. We didn't have a concentration, wet. It's like when the
condom reps is your breaking concentration. We didn't we you know, we didn't.
We didn't. I didn't. If you guys want to cast, we
we're here now because of our actions. I guess, I guess we need
to figure this out. You're gonna Cody, congratulations game. She grabs you
and looks you in the eyes. He's like serious for a second, Cordy,
I I don't want do you to think this is me like trying to
trap you here or like you know, this wasn't anything malicious on my part.
It is purely no, this is this is as much me as it
is you, babe. Okay, I'm I gotta think about this. I
gotta figure it out. But for now, you know I'm here. Can
I have a word with you? Do you? Stephan? Hey? Can
I yeah? Just I'm gonna I'm gonna walk for a minute and go,
hey, you know how like I always got a guy for a thing.
Oh god, No, Yeah, I'm gonna be real, don't got a
guy for this one. But like I'm walking you further. Okay, I's
gonna be like if you start running all tripper, I'm giving you an out.
I can't want it. You take it. I can fly. You
are likst she's holding code. You know. We're walking away. We're walking
away. We walk away sidebar. Look. Look, man, I appreciate
you trying to look out for me, but I think I have to deal
with this myself. Okay, I'm just gonna say if you were going to
run, I was gonna take shark. We'd run together, would raise shark
baby, shark together Finn and uh, you know, wait, now that
I have a new name, should I give him a new name? And
the shark is side track. His real name is as you guys, his
real name is Oswald, as you guys discovered and everybody hated. But it's
it's it's Oswald Finn. So we just called him by his middle name,
happy Oswald or is he don't want to be Finn? Finn is definitely a
better name, yeah, because he doesn't have object permanence yet. Oh,
he definitely doesn't. I don't know. He's like three and he's still at
the moment, he's like a two year old prodigy. Yeah. In my
head, when you walked into that room last episode and he's standing by the
window, I just imagine him like in a full regal outfit, stating dramatically,
as the light is touching, his face turns like a little buffer.
Probably is decently strong. He's been buff boss Baby. He does have the
suit that we tail it for him all that time ago, so he would
just actually look like boss Baby. But that suit is for a smaller baby
than he is now. But his ripped. So it's yeah, it's just
the jacket and a diaper. So he'll be fine as the prince of this
nation. Like it'll all be okay, yeah, okay, he's destined for
greatness. Okay, what do the egg look like? Is it like a
Yoshi egg? I'm picturing a Yoshi egg big? Weirdly it doesn't. It's
yeah, it's decently sized. It's about the this big. That's big.
That's a big. Yeah. It's got little dumbbells. It's a pink dumbbell
It looks how do you know it's mine? It looks it looks a little
bit like a lucky egg from Pokemon. I think that's how I pictured it,
all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that was just
like a plane egg, you know how like you can like, is there
a skill for like ascertaining the value of something? I would I would rule
that as intelligence and it would only let you do it if if it's as
if it's a thing that you would know how to perform. If that makes
sense. What are you trying to do with my background, like help me
ascertain depends on what you're trying to be able to ascertain the value of,
Like alcohol and like drugs and like weaponry. But I don't know if you
can ascertain the value of egg. Oh no, okay, sorry, because
that really really sounded like that's where you were going with it. Sure can
we get for this? I'm not very many of these, you know,
every thought that everyone in chat saying that's what everyone was silent thinking that as
well. Yeah, I think there could be Well where is this going,
Daniel? What do you want to what do you want to value? What
do you want to assotate Jesus? Uh so? How much is Jesus worth
priceless? Okay? Along those lines, the buy are like starting to have
our own like small business empire and like we have like all this connections going
on. And I didn't we start another business recently? Or is that something
we decided not to do when we delayed you? You? You guys are
now getting recontrol over the other worldly brewery. You know that was part of
your deal with with keeping Snow alive? Are we like at Apple level?
Are we like Guinness? Where are we at financially like in this world?
Correctly, listen, you are now the most powerful. You are now in
charge of the most powerful country, and you have the richest and most powerful
business in the world currently. Oh great, so we don't even to hire
an army. Let's just take this army to our next boss fight, right,
like can we just like, hey, we have a force. Now
we're gonna go with them and have an army. I don't know if that
would I'd like picture some of the previous towers we've been to. There really
wasn't room for more than like ten people in some of those spaces, and
you only have twenty. I do want to you only have one tower remaining,
right, which is the correct tower, and you know roughly where that
is, like Washington, Washington. Wellington has talked to you about it,
but you can talk to him about it again. Well, from what I
heard, out of all the towers you've had to activate up until now,
there's only been one casualty. So and yeah, for the most part indoors.
So I don't think we need anyone for the door. However, if
we need to fight the gods and it's outside, I'm not against using our
money and our power to hire some mercenaries. Houlessness of which you all just
dismissed. The death of our dear friend was unbelievable. It was. I
said it sarcastically, but I don't know if it came across. And it's
been two casualties are our dear friend Brick is no longer with us? You
sick fox? Actually three because of William Shakespeare who was killed by you by
the Actually four because of smoke. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I did.
Okay, we don't even need to mobilize. Sorry, five and six.
That was Baron Slowan's arena that one time. Wilhelm, I think while
we were away we could mobilize the palace guards, get some kind of force
together to help us when we get back against whatever we have to face at
the fountain. Agreed. But before we even leave, let's go look in
the armory and like the rare vaults and whatever and see there's no great appointment
we can Yeah, great, yeah, let's do that. I want something
that's better than two coconuts. How am I the one who's like this world's
dangerous? Are like, hey, oh fuck it to be fat, to
be fat, you guys have just you guys are now like the big dogs
in this world where you you fought and beat the quote unquote strongest people,
which are the assassins, right, like, I'm sure there's still beast that
is stronger than you. But in terms of yeah, I mean in conclusion,
I was not trying to buy a fetus. I was going to originally
see and I was like, oh, okay, we don't need to hire
a mercenary band. We can just be like, fuck it, let's just
take an army. But if we're not going to do that, and yeah,
let's go get the best equipment we can. Also, in regards to
our business, I think we keep rip A Brew running so we have other
worldly brewery. It's like the premium brand, and then rip A Brew is
like for the the average drink. Both yeah, yeah, yeah, I
mean yeah, you guys, you know, you know it doesn't even really
feel like a good people. I mean the same Okay, yeah, so
you guys are going to go into the armory of the fucking castle and you
uh fine. I mean, where is Snow right now? I say,
I'm the one who knows where she is? She keeping an eye on her?
Yeah, yeah, I guess somebody would be keeping an eye under under
watch under okay, where is she go find her? Okay? He was
with at the end of the yeah, yeah, I think I think,
yeah, she's just she's going to be around. Okay, she will walk
up to you guys then and say okay, then what is the first order
of business as this new council loot? I mean, see what we have
at our disposed requisition requisition? Are you talking about the the Da Vinci's magic
items? Yeah? Have I sold most of them? Of course? Yeah?
Well surprised we we were. We were backing in funds as a as
a city and what use were half the half of those magic items were pointless
junk anyway, but very expensive. We were able to rebuild a lot of
the destruction that the you know, previous battles wrought. Then what's left,
I don't know. There's a lot of the thing about Da Vinci and the
royal family is they just sort of they would collect stuff and put it in
big boxes. So yes, so you might there are some boxes we haven't
opened yet, so there might still be stuff there. I'm just saying there
might not be as much as you expect one item in each box that perfectly
suits a member of our party. There's there will probably be one item in
each box that will be randomly rolled for a maybe you'll get a third coconut.
Yeah, and then it can sound like a with one extra leg.
Let's yeah, fork it, let's let's go, let's go post up in
some boxes. Let's do gotcha, let's do it. Yeah, okay,
Jesus Christ, all right, we walked by Jesus in the hallway. Jesus,
good luck on the council, buddy, you got course. Listen.
I'm making my book mandatory. I wasn't allowed to do that as vice president
because Washington wouldn't let me because he said the only book that would be mandatory
would be the the the Declaration of Independence. And I didn't know what that
was. Guys, I pulled the party start. He's not talking about the
Bible. He wrote this romance Pani. Yeah, I was. It wasn't
the Bible. Thought it was like his autobiography or something. I wrote this.
Yeah, it's yeah, it's about you. Ever heard of these things
called the dinosaurs? I have her? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
wrote so. My my dad was telling me that ages ago he made these
things called the dinosaurs and they were like awesome, they were proper cool.
And then he was like he was like I'm bored, and he killed them
and then he made us. But I was like, what if they came
back and we had like a place where people could go see them, right,
and like and then people go and it's like a Safari sort of thing
and then they break out and it's like a sort of like pass like like
a Jurassic Yeah. Yeah, so I wrote a Jurassic Park and this is
a romance fantasy. Romance fantasy. Well, I'm sorry to tell you I'm
in it, and I'm stillburg that might have featured to the punch on that
I know. I think Stephen, actually Stephen was one of my disciples.
Stephen, that's an actual saint. I don't know if he was a disciple,
though clearly chronologically it must have. This book must have been passed down
and Steven stole the credit. Yeah Stephen, Yeah, Saint Stephen was stoned
to death. What did he do with that? Raptor? Clever girl?
I wish I'd laughed, but now I'm just in pain. Yeah, Jesus,
dinosaurs are really cool. A loss of pastor. I think he was
a disciple. I think, sir, I think he was. Okay,
but what are you trying to do? Like, Stephen, I'm looking at
St. Steve. I just want to say he wasn't an apostle. He
was not an apostle, but he was. I don't want to hear anymore
about Jesus having sex with a dinosaurs. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay. No, Stephen's in the Apostles. But
there's an Andrew. And I always felt that was such a weird name to
exist back then, Like Andrew seems like a modern name to me. Yeah,
okay, all right, all right, okay, okay, guys,
have snow leads you to yeah yea, yeah, yeah, yeah. Snow
leads you to Snow leads you to a room and it's barren. A lot
of it is like empty or just has like generic equipment in it. And
you there are a couple of boxes still remaining that have not been opened,
like crates, like exactly. Yeah, sure, there are five loop boxes
okay, from left to right that are still like been opened. All right,
all right, okay, Norman, you open the first box. I
need you to roll me a D eight for the table eight time, Come
one, come one game. But gotcha, gods, that's a good table
now again, like a whatever it is D one hundred. Come on,
come on, come on, lady, luck send it twenty two could be
good. I don't think it's in order of like, yeah, this is
actually something in the box. You get a ring? Good stop, good
stop. Remember that time I bought a ring. You don't. You don't
know what it does. Vacuum. I think he might be vacuating. I
think he might be vacuuming. All right, you, I'm musing him.
I'm just gonna mute him, all right, Okay, okay, now I
can still hear him. I mean hit him on the street. All right,
So do you do you want to put the ring on? Yeah?
One hundred. Okay, I think you just know what they do once you
put it on. It is a ring of telekinesis. You can nowsas at
will. That's kind of quieh. You throw a ship with your mind,
but you can only target objects that aren't being worn or carried, so you
cannot you cannot tele cansa someone's weapon out of their hand. But yeah,
you and now Matilda, which is very cool. You have a lovely That
was a lovely musical. All right, Cody, you walk up to your
box, give me that D eight roll here's a D eight roll three okay
one two be a rare one. Still, there's still good stuff here.
Won me a D one hundred? Okay, sixty five? That is,
there's a there's a vial of oil. Is it a special oil? You
don't know? I think this one might have a label on it. Let
me actually read what the fuck this means? It is an oil of sharpness.
Yeah, so this clear gelatinous oil sparkles with tiny, ultra thin silver
shards. The oil can coat one slash of your piercing weapon or up to
five pieces of slashing your piercing ammunition. Applying the oil takes a minute and
for an hour, the coated item has a plus three bonus to attack rolls
and damage rolls. That's really good. Three plus three. But it is
really good. Not really usabay Cody. But you do have this oil.
Yeah, I'm trying to think, could you oil your you would use that
because nobody use like weapons like the only one that does how a fighter uses
random improvised little feathers arrows. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's
actually perfect. Be good. Okay. What I would love to do is
like transform into an animal and then you pour it on my claws, but
it takes a minute to apply. That's not in the middle of combat.
Okay, Teching Royal D eight all right, come on, I knew I
was gonna get a one. Damn it. Give me there's still good stuff
on this, on this, on this tailor, I guess there is B.
Yeah, yeah, I see some stuff here that's decent. Give me
one hundred fourteen. Hmmm. That's that's that is just a potion of greater
helic I do. The only one Teching didn't want was the A. That's
the first one, yes, because he already knew he already knew it.
Or B. It's B. It's B. There's no A. It's B.
But even a B it like you guys got it off like like B.
B has like B has some good stuff. It has the uh one
of secrets whatever that means. It sounds cool, all right, Daniel means
back he stopped levard museum. Well we thought you were. He's not.
He was blending A. Fucking Yeah, that's A. They're in the kitchen.
If you guys want to go get them, will yeah, I'll go.
I'll get this. I will be there soon, mister Green, I
will be there. Too, so roll a D eight for me. Mister
Daniel Green, you're opening your Gatscha box. I hope this is entertaining for
everybody. No, uh, no hard feelings, Daniel. But if you
roll an eight, I I'll hate you forever a D one hundred. Roll
me at D one hundred is it? R slash five. You also got
a potion of greater healings, so to recap, to recap, Briggs got
a ring of telekinesis, Cody got some oil that makes weapons sharper, and
both of you got a healing potion. Alright, this fits with the random
crap stuff. One more box. You said five bar there's one more Okay,
I did I? I probably okay, Yeah, you said there was
one more box each. We turn around and there's four more boxes. So
we got a little feather books. The little sort of god. If she
gets like a sort of deep like soul stealing, this is this is a
little feather box. I wrote a little feather go for it. Four four
two three four. That's not bad. That's pretty good, oh, ship,
that could be good. When you visit me, if you let me
re roll, I will let you take one book off my bookshelf, not
the wheel of time one. I don't need your books. It's okay,
fuck, oh okay. Potion of storm Giant strength. She could have got
a scroll withotions. We're not potions grow, we don't need it. What
is potion of storm grants? When you drink this potion in your strength?
Story score changes to twenty nine. A little Feather, she can worry.
You can work out with Cody, now, Oh my god, that's it.
That's all it does. Yep, injured it to twenty nine for an
hour? Okay, an hour? You you give her the fucking you put
give her a sword, she drinks the potion, you put the oil on
the sword. She's gonna go mental, dude. I'm just picturing Cody and
little Feather working at it to gym for an hour, just like lifted like
five. All right, guys, I need you, I need you or
to do something for me. Go to your character sheets right now and write
these items down. Yeah, to recap ring of telekinesis per oil of Sharpness,
two greater healing potions, and a potion of Storm Giant Strength. That
could of Briggs or sorry Cody, not Cody, fuck Norman Jesus, Yeah,
thank you there. That could have been a ninth level spell scroll in
magic itrom table. I'm saying, yeah, yeah, I think it was
like a couple points away from me in that. Why do you have to
write it down? I'm sure we'll all remember. Yeah, that was a
saying, because genuinely, the possibilities were endless there. I know you guys
got two pass I know rust, I know, yes, some Okay,
can I do a perception and triple search all the storage rooms for one more
box that I'm helping him that I will let you, Okay, I will
let you do it, but you you you need to give me ten dollars
and I'll let you open another box if somebody, if somebody gives ten subs,
I'll let you open another box. No, no, don't said it.
You already said, don't do that. Wait no, wait, give
it five seconds one, no mooch money off your audience. Yeah, I
just okay, good. No, see Rested doesn't actually when you give those
guys, he's going to do it for free. Yeah. No, I'm
not gonna do it, you bitch. I gave you. You gas slated
me into giving you an extra box. You said that at the beginning,
and go back. I said four. But you said five, you said
you actually did say five? Did I say five? Five? Yes?
Oh god, ship dude, I thought for chat all four of us in
the chatter gas lighting you right now? Or you just forgot guys. I
want to vote. Teching is the new DM who's with me? Okay,
Snow is standing by the doorway and she goes, so, what did you
get in those boxes? Huh? Anything good? I got a rock.
I got a potion that will heal me. I got some more oil.
Ah? Yeah? Was uh? Da Vinci into like essential oils and like
potions and like rubbing it on him or something? Was that like a thing
he was davin when crystals? When Da Vinci took over, he hoarded magic
items like a lunatic. He he would. He made it a law that
everybody had to give him his magic items, which why he had so many.
Then where are they? So? Did you sell them? Where to
shop? We did two things. We firstly, we returned any magic items
that he took from people who live in the city back to their rightful owner.
Right. It was great, it was It was a great way to
regain popularity with the masses. Right, people, you know, this is
like leadership. One O one. You give people stuff immediately once you come
into power to satiate them, and it makes it feel like something's changed,
even if nothing has all right, you take something that the old regime they
didn't like and you change it. We gave that magic items. Then anything
left over, I don't know. I saw it. I sold them.
Why are we slopping so loud? I was trying to give like a fuck
you to snow that was deliberately has a smoothie. Now I can go through
the log book. Are you gonna hunt down these people? Do? If
you sold them to somebody, we could go there and buy them back.
We have infinite money. Yeah, we could also send ripper. I don't
I don't know how much we're going to benefit from magic items unless they're very
specific, just giving them make up. We could do better than this.
I got a ring, I got a ring. You have the coolest one.
You got the coolest ring on like a box? Yeah? Yeah you
you you move it. H So you're smart enough that you guys kept accounting
of the things you gave back. Correct what Yes, of course you took
records. We have we have really books. Could you please give us that
record with the itemized list so that we can go through and see if anything
could be of substantial value. I would love to, but that sounds like
a decision the council has to make. So once we once we vote that
motion through, then yes, I will do that. God listen, guys,
I think I think you made the council. I think that magic items.
Hunting down the perfect magic items for our team isn't going to do that
much for us. But can we just go to the barracks and take some
non magic stuff real quick? Because yeah, of course, I'll be honest.
We haven't upgraded our gear in like months. I mean I'm good because
I have a magic suit of armor. But you guys can yeah, get
some mattress. I mean I have like a thirteen armor class. I wonder
if I could get that I have as well. Yeah, are there any
cannons in the city. Yeah, this kunnon's on the walls. Yeah,
that's cannon's you want to carry around? In part what I need a cannon
and a cart and preferably like a donkey to carry the cart. Just carry
a cannon cart. Yeah, sure you can't. I think I think you
are stronger than a cannon. It's not about the cannon. It's about the
message. Okay, Yeah, can we go to the just just see?
Yeah, I just want like the best medium amor available. Yeah, one
hundred percent. The armory will have the best version, the best non magical
versions of every thing. So the best medium market armor is half plate,
right or is it whatever you see that is search it myself. Yeah.
So if any of you and and Daniel Green, this gives you the opportunity
to put some armor back on, if you want to do. I lose
any of my benefits of monk if I put my armor on. I don't
think so. I don't think. I I thought light armor or maybe even
light armor with monks though, I no, no, no, no,
monk Monk has a thing where yes, his armor class is based if he's
not wearing armor, his armor class is like his wisdom plus is decks.
But he doesn't. He barely has any decks or wisdom. So say it
like that, God, God, how funny would it be if I wore
heavy armor and then this flew everywhere? I just don't think you can can't
cass while wearing armor. Yeah, that makes no I understand not be able
to move because like I'm weak, but not being cast a spell lying down.
Yeah, if you're a wizard that has what if you're a wizard that's
like eighteen strength? Like there you go. I think there's a sub class
that lets you do it. But yeah, yeah, I see how good
of light armor I find? Well, you just find the best version.
Yeah, you're you're what how many levels of monk do you have? One?
Or two? Two? Two? Okay? So unarmored movement you wouldn't
get that's what's increasing your be by ten feet. If you were armor,
you wouldn't get that. I don't move a lot, that's fine, Okay,
so you're gonna get them. I'm a mank okay, Okay? Can
I wear medium armor? Can? I don't think I don't think wizards can.
No, they can't wear armor unless you're proficient, which you have to
have like a feet for that or something. Yeah, yeah, I don't
think you can. What's your strength? Norman? Uh? Ten? Yeah?
No? What if I use teleesis, you're not wearing it, you're
just hovering it directly over you at old time? Okay, gosh, okay,
all right, all right, all right, I listen. I haven't
memorized exactly how all your classes work. I don't know if you can wear
armor. I think you can't cast spells if you wear armor. I don't
know all of the things that monks lose as a subclass if you wear armor.
I think you just chat and I think it's fine. I don't This
would be multi classic rules monks in specific game pill you can't use your martial
arts if you're wearing armor as well. So you literally figured you literally can't
use any of your monk stuff if you're wearing armor, even light armor.
Yeah, what about like shin guards? Is that light armor or is that
just a guard? That's I mean that's armor, that's armor. Okay,
then I wanna Okay, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go into the
armory and I'm going to uh, is there a smith I can talk to?
I talk to a smith real quick, real quick. Okay, Okay,
you want to go to the smithies? All right, So I'm being
annoying? Is this okay that I do this? This is fine, that's
perfect sense. I just you walk, okay, you guys, Cody,
Anthony, normal, and you get the best possible armor that you can get,
whatever that may be. That is not magical. You guys know what
that is. Put it onto your sheets. A Josh Mclass coordinator the Shark.
You walk into town and you find a smithy. You walk in.
He's sitting there pamming away. He looks up. He's got a chisel jaw
scar running down his face. His shirt is off, he's he's got a
big beard on, which is Odd's. You can still see the cheers of
jaw despite his big beard. And he says, hey, welcome, I
rolled a seduce. All right, how are you doing that? You want
to you? Okay, just the ferocity of my gaze do a charisma role
for me. You burst open the smithy. It's steamy in there. He
looks up. He goes, that's a ten. That is that is not
that great. But he looks up. You're just sort of average to him,
He guys, oh, you're one of the new leaders of the council.
Yes, and I need you to build me a special improvised weapon.
What do you mean by that? What does that mean? I am proved
I'm particularly skilled at using harrious objects to harm others, but there's certain weapons
I'm not good at using, Like I can't use massive fucking things. But
as long as it's improvisational feeling, I can wield it. So what do
you want? So I pull out my baseball bat. Could you possibly like
stick another baseball bat in the back of this and it becomes a staff.
He grabs the baseball back and he just wields them together. There you go.
Okay, Now I take out two of my bibles? Can you attach
these to the end? What are you calling, miss monstrous? Yeah,
bible basher? Yeah? Uh okay, and he I don't know. He
brings out a pritt stick and he glues them on to the end. Oh
wait, no, better idea? Can you forge like metal fanned out book?
Looking INDs to will that this like slashing damage? Okay? Yeah,
sure, so he does that. He's the best smithy in the lad This
is simple for me. He still has the bat. Just to ignore that
chat. No, let's keep going. Come on, this is fucking crazy.
He didn't give away his bat. He has a He picked another one
up along at me beforehand. When I said everybody gets the best equipment non
magical equipment for the castle, this bat was included in that. So uh,
Silas loves baseball, So you bust to the smithy. He finds you
not he finds you average looking. You say, I want to attach to
bad together and make like this weird thing. He goes, no worries,
I'm the best smithy in Vestoria. He puts on a shirt so that he
can rip the shirt off again, and then he forges this in front of
you, And I want to montage that's exactly like the Lord of the Rings
sword being reforged. But it's just a stupid fucking back Yeah. Yeah,
the whole it's like ready dramatic, and he's hammering away. In every shot.
You're like standing just like default idle pose in the background, just watching
him. This is a shower of sparks are like illuminating the shark's face like
with every bang of the hammer. Like yeah, and he's like, this
is not a weapon, he says, and he hands it to you.
Statistically, it's the same as your aprovised weapon role, but it's a yeah,
this is officially authoritatively, this is a weapon. This is a piece
of decoration that you will carry around with you. It's written on the sign.
It's got orange caps at the end so you could bring it into anime
inventions. Yes, is there anything in the vault for me because I can't
wear any armor, not even leather. Then you're a wizard, I will
say, I will say, you need to do anything I want. I
want my outfit. Oh yeah, oh you okay, you want like cool
cool, you want cool robes. Do you know what the best place to
go for that? Oh no, it's douglas X Douglas's tailor shop that he
just doesn't own anymore. So okay, so he's gone to the smithy.
You've gone to the tailor shop. You you walk, you bust over the
door of the tailor shop. There is a man chiseled shop. Kidding,
there's a young woman. Actually, she's got curly blonde hair sort of it's
it's it's tied up. It's almost like braided, that's what we'll say,
still freckles. Hello, Hello, And she's currently like stitching something and she
looks up at like bright green eyes there into you. Oh hello, Sorry,
I'm not used to to running the shop after boss left. No need
to apologize. You're the you're the first customer that I've had. Well,
thank you, I I don't okay, would are you here to buy something?
Yeah? So the the Castle vault didn't have any armor for me,
So I need some cool robes or something. The castle vote. Huh uh
wait wait, what are you on the council? I can't actually remember.
Yeah I am. I am on the council. You're you're on the council.
I was there in the courtyard this morning. Ah, oh my god,
you're like, oh, you're like a celebrity that's blushing. Wow.
Okay, yeah, what do you what do you need? Of course,
what do you need? What do you need? I trust you completely with
my life. Make something clear. I'm not as good as as as my
boss was, and you know he was still showing me the ropes. He's
still teaching me. But I could do my best. I I could make
something tailored to you. What colors do you want? H maybe like purple
and gold? Okay, I can I can do it. I could do
that. At that moment, the door behind you bust open. Norman,
you ran so fast here, so button is here to assist you in what's
happening here. I'm I'm I'm need an outfit change. Ah, yes,
a stunning outfit that will make you look pristine and more handsome than you already
are. I imagine and thank you. I told her gold and purple.
What do you think I'm thinking like a cloak or a robe. My favorite
colors are red and green. I don't think red and green can go together
very well in my opinion. My favorite colors are not red and green.
The opinion, they're gold and purple. And I think that's an incredible color
for you, my master, and I will pay. You don't have to
worry. I will pay. No, don't worry. I already I already
said I'd do it for free. Wait, why would you do it for
free? You're you're you're like I said. And also the first customer that
I've had, like properly like the moment boss, you know, he he
came by the shop. He said, you're in charge now I've been exiled.
I don't want to see this place ever again. And he was like
crying once he left. I think people just he has like a bad reputation
now, so people don't want to come in and or maybe they don't trust
me. I'm not sure, but I haven't had a customer all day.
You're the first one, so you know, happy first customer. Also,
you're on the council, you're like a celebrity. If you're seen wearing my
clothes, maybe I'll get more customers. Yeah, I'll definitely put in a
good word if you do a good job. Of course, how long do
you think it'll take? Just one montage? Okay, I'll wait the body
and with dramatic music. Okay? Can I show you the real quick cut
of the shark that happens in the middle of this montage? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, what do you mean by show? Okay? Okay? Sorry
will Helm whatever who gives Okay for the shamed listeners the chat, all right,
this is what you see, okay, where where it's onstream, you're
slightly off camera for that. It was a bit just for us blind listeners,
and also not our blind listeners, just for everybody, for everyone.
He had his staff held horizontally and he tried to get into the room and
he couldn't because the door frame stopped him, like like those videos of those
dogs that have the sticks in their mouth and they can't get through doors.
It was like that. I wanted to show my best friend my new weapon,
and I've bruised my chest. All right, sorry, I guess you're
also there, right, No, I'm gone after that. I mean,
was the shark actually trying to try to get into the tailor's Yeah, oh
my god, all right, as long as we're uh. Anthony goes to
a jewelry shop or rare gems as far Yeah, okay, all right.
There's a man with a chisel, jawled shut. No, no, no,
the jewelers. There's a guy, small glasses, slick back hair.
He goes, hello, welcome to the jewelers. Hello, sir, I
am well, I am not on the council, but I you might have
seen me around. I am the think I would have if i'd seen you
around walking in like that, take off your indeed. Oh sure, it's
just like I've never seen anything like that. That's incredible. I was wondering,
have you purchased any magical items as of late purchased? No, but
I have because my boss would be very interested and he has some funds for
some magic items. Well, I have been returned some magic items that belong
to me, my father's special ring that was passed down for generations that was
horrorfully ripped away from me. Sentimental value. This thing had been with us.
It caused my mother dearest distress when when da Vinci took it away from
us. But I understand, Yeah, I understand. I'm my family too.
I lost my grandfather and things were rough, and I understand completely,
and I will not even you know what? You keep that magic ring and
I walk out of the drawers and then I and then I used the necklace
and turn into somebody I lost all right, I walk out of like you
know what, oh, you know what? I cannot purchase that from you
in good faith. I walk out. Okay, okay, roll the d
twenty wait, can we do a thing that? Right? As he opens
the door to walk back out, Norman was on his way to show him
his new clothes and he gets hit by the door and just can continually have
every twenty year old, let's go, let's do it. Thirteen? Have
we done? You turn into the French aristocrat lady Marie Mariette Marie Antoinette,
POV. You're Marie Antoinette, and before she got executed, by the way,
you're being dragged up about to be beheaded, and now you're you're suddenly
in the capital Vestoria in front of a jewelry shop. Marie Antoinette in front
of a jewelry shop. What are you doing. I walk into the jew
shop. Hello, madam may I say, you're looking. You're looking splendiferous
today. I am the wife King Louis the sixteenth, the arch dustage off
of Austria. Of course, I don't I don't know who that is.
I'm afraid I'm not familiar. But if you're here to make a purchase of
jewelry, we have all the jewelry that suits your refined needs. I can
see that you're a woman of culture. Oh my goodness, well, thank
you so much, sir. This is a fabulous thing. I was about
to be executed an hour ago. I have no idea what's going on?
Oh that's so. That's very common around here and very common. It's this
whole talk of a revolution, and that happens literally every week around here.
O my goodness. Okay, this is actually kind of applicable to her story.
We just had a fucking revolution, all right. I never know who's
in control nowadays. Is it a king, is it a president? Is
it an oligarchy? I wish they would just decide, you know, I
know, right, kings and dukes and it's just you know, and have
you heard what's going on in America right now. It's just anyway, that's
that's that was the proposed name, the name change, but we we voted
against it. Democracy and all that, yes, of course, of course.
All right, So what is the fanciest like ring that is out for
like sell that's like a diamond encrusted like the ring? Yeah, there's one
of those that's there. Can I see that please? Of course, my
dear, this here is it's just it's the most valuable thing in that collection.
But I could see that you are a woman of good taste. Of
course you would go straight for this ring because it's the only ring in this
store that's suitable to you. Do I have any money on me? Norman
walks into the door. Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, Norman,
you burst in gold and purple buttoned by your side like like an entourage.
Toe oh, one minute. Speaking of the council, he's one of them.
Now, greetings, my good sir. I'm just taking care of this
customer right now. But I'm you know, I see Anthony must have done
the thing. Okay, there, dear, Do you do you need some
money to buy the ring? Well, it seems I don't have any on
myself right now. That would be lovely if you, I'll send it to
the palace. You will be compensated for answer that so nice, You will
be compensated. She had a revolution against him because she wouldn't compensate me.
Before she died, maybe she got a message of she's like, you know
what, they were right to die. Maybe we were a little bit too
like rough to the Maybe the bourgeoisie should have Okay, yeah, we all
know Teching's real politics. He's he's anti French revolution. Oh gosh, okay,
uh wow me. I mean that's why I don't. I don't go
on merry go rounds in France. Am anti French revolution. So we are
boom you how much money are you giving Marie? I only have twenty six
gold on my sheet. However, wait a minute. Six gold. That's
incredible, like to her, that's like gold gold, that's like I'll you
know. However, I imagine if I was going to get a cloak,
I would have we would have gotten some money. I wouldn't just leave.
Yeah, I'm sure from from the palace. Yeah, I'm on the council.
Oh yeah, you can just take what do you want to just take
for the treasure? I went to the treasury too. You know you went
to the Yeah, I mean, uh well, no you didn't. That's
a whole different scene. We would have had to role play. I think
you can't just uh really take for the treasury and like build a council.
Like councils have funds and ship available, build a council, send send the
bill to snow. She said she's got it all covered. I'm on the
council. Mm hmm. Oh okay, then if if, if that is
what you require, then uh, then we shall do this. That will
be one thousand gold pieces. I will make sure to write a check.
Absolutely, I had some fucking expensive we I'm French, yes we oh small,
Oh young man. Would you like to go out for some pettis?
Absolutely, Let's go get some food. Let's go get breakfast. Thank you.
How Norman goes out with Marie Antoinette and yeah, does Norman find uh
Mary Intoinette very attractive? Yeah, I don't know what she looks like.
I mean she would have been up to a different beauty stunded. Then maybe
what Norman is from a time period where yellow teeth were considered good. Look
her up, she's very deep. I just looked her up very decent,
lucky Norman would honestly, Norman would go for worse, all right, but
you you perhaps know what happened to any of my four children. I'm gonna
be honest. I don't do too well with history. Although I do remember
that Marie Antoinette was that bitch, would it would even recognized that it would
be translated to the French version of bitch at her mind at the time.
Norman, Okay, if we're gonna make these translations believable, which fuck me
you got? So they actually like translate colloquialism, well, otherwise we could
pick apart this campaign to right right, right right, like yeah, it
goes through to your head. It just gets translated to love guys. I
want to operate moment. I I apologize. French history is not an area
I'm particularly well versed in. Apologize. We are not that we have to
be so much information about her, but this was like a month ago,
and I like, this is like piecing together basic ship that I do not
remember. Yeah, yeah, I want to put out that this version of
mari Antoinette is maybe the thirteenth historical character to appear in the series by you
apologizing and saying I'm sorry, it's not very accurate. You have said the
president that all of the previous ones should have been a right, like she
she knew Mozart, I wrote that down like she. I mean, at
the end of the day, I don't have to apologize. I could just
say Norman doesn't know. It's very little. Okay, Yeah, I know,
I know that you You basically renovated the entire Palace of Versailles or something
except for one room. Of course, we've been there, me and Mark
Spince. Thea was great, he was I went there. I would love
to go to France at some point. Yeah, but all right, okay.
In the meantime, yes, Cody, you're the only one who hasn't
had would also like to visit the Smith some time after everyone else has done
their stuff. You you, you know, you got your face. You
bust into this, you bust open the door. Can you do a Christmas
Okay, no charisma needed, Yes, No, I'm still oh wow,
Cody's Christmas zero? Huh twelve? Still better? So you are? You
are slightly above average to the blacksmith. He looks up his his he's like
flexing his pecks. They're they're dancing. Hey bro, hey, uh,
First of all, you look ripped. Nice job. Second, I have
a unusual request. I'm used to dealing with unusual requests. Would you be
able to fashion a weapon that a lion could use? Mm hmm, I
think big metal clause to go over regular clause, you know what I mean?
I can do that, but I need the lion in question to let
me get the line. Yeah. Second I walk out the door, transformat
a line back. Can the lion do a Christmas check? Can the lion
do a Christmas check? It's a minus one, it's with advantage, it's
it's a fifteen fifteen silarious attractive. Guess he's like, he's really telling us
something about this guy. It's like a good looking lion, right, I
think I can do it all right. Basically, So a spotted lion,
which is like the strongest creature I can turn into right now, does a
two D eight on its claw tax. Yeah, and if there's any any
extra bonus, I can get to that with like some sort of modifications basically
yeah, yeah yeah, and then just chew into them. Yeah, you
know, disregard any sort of taking an action to equip thing rules. I'll
just let you do it. I will just I'll have them be like a
plus one, you know, okay to attack of damage rolls. But perfect,
he will, he will, he will craft them for you. This
is something that he has to make, so he will charge you for this.
That is fine. I this is looking like one hundred and fifty gold.
Oh perfect, this is a This looks to me like a twenty five
gold job. I can do that. Great. I mean I don't know
because I'm yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't a lion. He's he's
saying to the you know, all right, the lions here, where are
you ro The lion's pointing at itself, yeah, and giving me a thumbs
up. Is a very well trained lion. I will say that, but
I don't know where you are. Fine, I'll transform back. It was
me, Bro, I was a lion. It's magic. Oh wow,
that's amazing. It would be like a funny trick to come back in and
like, no, it just confused me. Bro. Next time, you're
still thank you? Man, all right, turn back into a line for
me. Okay, I only have two wild chapes, so I'll have to
take a long rest after this. Don't worry bro, all right, I
transformed. Okay, you transformed. Give me a Christal, all right,
Okay, he gets to work. He gets to work this lion. This
line sucks, Okay. He creates there's another montage with the same music that
the Lord of the Rings thing that we had in the previous two montage scenes.
And he creates these things for you, and and you now have these
giant metal lion claws that slip nicely on to your pause. Dude, everyone
is done getting equipment now. Yes. During his montage is a snippet of
Norman going back by the tailor just throwing the twenty six gold in the room
and running away. Antoinette is quite impressed with that. It's just like here's
a chip. I will say that during every single Blacksmith montage he's constantly putting
shots on and then ripping them off before he does any Oh yeah, I
love Yeah. This guy like krit fails making the claws for a lion.
Does he like accidentally make brass knuckles? I now have zero gold. That's
fine, that's good, right, I'd say, I'd say, you and
I go out for breakfast, and I'm just recounting the whole events of the
French Revolution and like me about to get executed, and it's just like it
is the afternoon is the late afternoon? Right, what times when was she
about to get executed? It could be morning for her, you don't,
I guess, so, I guess. So Vastoria is she was very much
in the mood. She was very much in the mood for for like breakfast
food. So I am I am very much trauma dumping on on Norman,
right, yeah, he's good with it. Okay, all right, we
stocked and regathering, regathering where at Wellington's house in the in the palace,
I suppose in the palace is kind of like our new hh Q. Yeah
yeah, I want I want to have had Little Feather with me the whole
time. Yeah yeah, Little Feather has been there. All right, Marie,
let's head back to the palace. We was who was who was with
Little Feather when she came back into town and yeah, the rest of them?
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, cool, cool, cool,
Just so that everyone's back in the capital. Everyone's back in I don't
think we need them right now, but by the time it gets to the
fountain, you just want to want to have everyone to be there. Yeah,
okay, okay, you guys reconvene back at the probably the courtyard outside
the palace. Everybody's here, like super Spass Brothers. I assume you've like
told Wellington to meet you up here as well. Everybody's here Super Smash Brothers
with Marie and Yeah, which is a lot of people. So, I
mean, it's Washington, it's Jesus, it's Wellington, it's Snow, it's
Little Feather, it's Corey, it's bone Slaugh, it's Ripper. Is there
is there like a like a fountain or like a something I can stand on?
Yeah, I think I think you're standing by the fountain. Yeah,
by the fountain that I'm going to stand on the edge of the fountain and
look over essentially the crowd of our allies, you know, friends and family.
I gestured towards the egg. The egg gestures like an arm burst out
to salute crows. Back in again, No, it doesn't. We are
coming up to the end of something. Ah. We don't really know what's
gonna happen next, but we do know the next step. So we are
gonna go and activate this last shrine, this last tower, and by the
time we get back, it'll be time for war, I think, so.
I just want everyone to be ready for that. Ah, it's gonna
be I imagine, bloody, it's gonna be hard. And I need guys,
you to make some preparations while we're away. Okay, we need an
army here, palace guard you, guys whoever you can get. We need
allies. We need for mercenaries. It's snow here, yeah, and genuinely
not as a joke. Some explosives. Yeah, whatever we can get.
We just need something set up because I don't know what's gonna happen here.
We just need to be ready for any war. Snow says revolution. This
is the biggest war that you're probably ever going to see potentially. Yeah,
what's going on, incryable. I don't know. I don't know if we've
been one hundred percent clear with everyone about what's going to happen here. We
and I gestured to all of us who have necklace on and not from this
world and to get back. The only course of action is to kill twelve
gods. So some of us are staying though, some of us are staying.
Yeah, look, yeah, I'm not hooking leave him. You gestured
at the necklaces, and I look down and just like, wait, what's
this? Mari, I was only here to have a breakfast day with Norman
hits the bottom. She comes back, She's like, I have a new
outlook on life. I'm going to help my people dies. And also the
one thousand gold diamond ring on her face with rows off and you're still being
built for it. I do want to we'd diamonds. We have a couple
of unsanctioned bills that have come in recently. Sto says, it's you buy
finances later. Okay, okay at the end of the day. Our finances
right now need to go towards an army, because once we get back from
this last mission, there's a good chance we're gonna have to Yeah, did
you are part of the count We were going to have our first meeting tomorrow.
Yeah, that can be postponed for now. The meeting's poned. Called
everyone here right now. This is we have to have this discussion now and
we won't be gone long. Yeah. Yeah, this is like the f
Where is the tower again? Well Inson says, the tower's on an island
out east. It's at least a week or two. Oh, okay,
you're taking on for a little bit. Yeah, maybe a month on,
like two weeks there. What he means is about week there, week back.
Oh okay, I mean like all right, few days okay, but
yeah, let's call an emergency council meeting. And by we, I mean
you guys. Because I didn't put myself on the council. We still value
your opinion, Cody, thank you, and I value your opinion as much
as any other citizen in this city. I don't know how to take that.
You take it, how you take it? All right, let's get
the council together. Okay, the councilors together. Which is Washington, Jesus
Washington, Jesus Snow, Wilhelm Norman Ripper. Okay, epic music is playing
right, Wellington was on the council. No, he's a skeleton. This
council doesn't accept you know, undead. That's a little now, that's I
didn't think Washington was on the count. It's not on the council. Then
maybe it is Wellington. Where is my list? Surely we wrote this down?
Who did? I wrote it down on a piece of paper, but
I've lost it. It's definitely Snow, Wilhelm Norman well it was. So
it's not Washington, it's Wellington. It's that same Okay, Okay, there
we go. Yeah, Okay, the full letters of the joke at the
beginning of you having a messy office with you just pulling papers from the floor.
I think that's a full circle from a joke that's not in the episode
because it's pre episode. Okay, so so you Yeah, the members of
the council are are together. Snow is part of the council. So many
people chat as saying Snow was not meant to be. No, Snow is
a member of this council. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, and she does
have a vote, so she's there. Whether that's a good idea or not
as yet to be seen. But she is a member of the council.
I think it's a good idea. Mm hmm. Okay, what considering we
have to leave for two weeks, it might not be a bad idea to
have someone who could actually run a country. Just make sure you prove to
us that we didn't mess up by keeping you alive and putting you here.
Yeah, because there's a big, serious war coming. Yeah but yeah,
yeah, all right, well that's the responsible I just said, no,
no, yeah serious, no, no, no, no, okay yeah
sure sure yeah sure yeah yeah whatever, okay, sorry, A big serious
war. This I don't know if the city can last another big serious war.
Is this wol really necessary? Yes, Wellington explained, the Warton explained,
okay, I said, explains the situation snow goes. No, I
need to roll to see how well I do it? Come on, you're
all right? Explained the war, got my own name. Well helped.
Can you try and explain the war? I could? I roll to see
how well I do it? Uh? Yeah, you you you dead?
Agreed? You you explained? And then I will. I'll be a sign
up number to that. It's only seventy six episodes that I don't remember the
prevace. I was born in eighteen eighty five in a city called Chicago,
and my mother, she did not have many skills, and my father was
just a factory guy. So it took quite a few years to us be
able to afford our own apartment. And even then we had like maybe only
two hundred square feet. But right around the time I was supposed to start
school, that's when I met Fellas you know what I mean. And wait,
wait a minute, like raw for charisma here because like, is the
crowd captivated by this or are they like sitting there this is boring? Yeah?
Well no, no, no, no, you say the crowd.
Everybody here is some people that know Wilhelm. Yeah, but like, are
they captivated by his story? Are they captivated by this tale? No?
Oh god, I'll go through them one by one. Bone Slow doesn't care.
He wants to arm wrestle people. Little Feather's sick of his ship.
She doesn't care. Corey doesn't care. He's trying to. He's you.
You know the amount of times you you fucked over fed like Little feathers Like,
I'm sick of this. Corey's not gonna care. Tatiko is a dog.
Ripper doesn't care. Obviously. Ripper is just doing his business stuff.
Snow definitely doesn't care. Wellington just wants to get on and do stuff and
and get you guys to the cleric tower. Jesus is probably the only person
who might care, but I imagine you've told him before. Washington definitely,
okay, you have one. Washington. Anthony and Washington I think might be
the only ones who care. Button doesn't care because it's not Norman related.
Does Cody care not really so fair out of what is that like twelve people
two people kind of care, but keep going okay, because but then you
know, the next big thing was I hit puberty. And when a boy
starts going through this a rough time for everybody. It's it changes things.
You know, you start getting really in your own head and worrying all the
time. You don't realize that most people just don't care. I think you're
all worried about themselves. I think Wellington's gonna get agree. But you know,
I got through that time in my life due to the fact that my
mother, she's loved me and my friends. You know, we didn't have
the intranet, which norm I'm back, oh yeah, yeah, he's told
me all about so instead we just kind of went off myth. A lot
of people told me that you only had so much sperms. That was something
that we just believed as kids as horrible. It wasn't until I was way
older that I realized that it's infinite. And yeah, that was a rough
time. But then the Great War happened. You know, there's the World
War that fortunately the wars and the world's never going to go to war again
after this because it was so bloody. Uh, but the Great War happened
and man, almost as bad as puberty is close, play is real close.
Can we have can we have willing to just explain everything now? Please?
All right? Well, I said, just like he puts a hand
on whom shoulder and says, I think you're going to a bit too much
detail. Snow. Simply put, we are from a different world, and
these gods pull people from our world into this world to have us fight each
other to the death, and then we get our wishes. The winner gets
the wishes granted. A couple hundred years ago, I came through and I
stopped that from happening. However, however, Da Vinci started to try and
start the cycle again, and now people are coming back in. Now the
fountain is going to be reactivated that grants the wishes. The problem is,
if those wishes are granted, the gods will get their powers back. We
go back to where we started. They're going to start pulling people back.
What we've got to do is activate that fountain. Don't let the gods grant
the wishes, and then see what the fuck happens. We fight the gods,
we get out of your hair. Peace and love. Baby. The
only think he forgot was the Great Depression. That's what through right now.
He was also Jack the Ripper, kind of like a serial killer. Sorry,
did you say three wishes? Don't even think about it. Only us
could get them. The pendulum people, I'm where are we going? Where
are you going? I have paid a lot of money for a sailor to
take you guys two way. You need to go, you have no money.
We go as soon as we're sure that the city won't collapse while we're
away. It's not how much it impacts me. It's the principal that I
have paid this guy and he is waiting it. So I like the Jack
the Ripper is a man of principle. I've always been a man of principle.
I only killed women. Was that canon? Was that cannon? Was
that canon? No? It's not me or Jack. It's like Rustage said
it, Yeah he did, Yeah, and you decided to make him Jack
a fucking ripper. See that's that's always my logic with the stupid ship I
do with my characters. Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, so does the council
actually need to discuss Snow says we have a gender of things. Now that
this new, you know, we have to sort out, like I had
a financial structure set up, and she she pulls out a book from her
pocket, is like this thick book. So there's you know, we we
were we were doing renovations in the East District as well, and we want
to know if we can continue doing that. Obviously, the funds currently,
I've just heard of this infinite money thing. I was sure if we'd be
able to source that into the capitol. There's a couple of other things we
just had the relation. She's going to start fucking blabbing needlessly. It's an
actual council, like the legs that the tax numbers are, you know,
like Norman did a cutter off. I mean, at the end of the
day, like this stuff, I'm sure matters, but the gods and everything
else matters more Wellington. We obviously can't funnel infinite money into the city to
ruin the economy, but if you could just help make this next week or
two more seamless so that we could just move on and take the boat,
you know, and help us get like an army to fight the gods or
some mercenarios, just like some people, you know, Okay, Council vote
for that. We subsidize some of Wellington's money, but not too much to
affect the economy, just to cover costs of reconstructed the building and making sure
the capital city is working as intended. And in terms of relations with Yahalovich
and the Sulcan Kingdom, are you saying it would be alone. It's like
it's like like a eldrich like old one or something like making a contract with
a demon or something. I also wanted to send after the yell have it
went through? I was I was preparing to send someone like Silas up to
King Brute of Holguard to to sort of tie allegiances there as well. Is
that something that we should also go ahead with? I think? So we
had good relations with him, now, guys, King Brute he liked us,
Yeah, he loves us. Okay, perfect, then I will we've
read his people. Yeah, we will make sure to mention that great.
Oh oh yeah, the whole banking thing right, remember, Yeah, I
would like to propose a council thing. Okay. Emotionally okay, we have
made alliances with several different peoples before our time as reigning Supreme Members of Democracy
council members. I think, no, we're reigning important details. Well,
yeah, we'll have a council meeting about it. Yeah, the emotion emotion
we won't talk about. We'll talk about naming and brandon. But I think
we should stand extra. If we're gonna be trying to get money flowing trades,
we need to get trade contracts up with like the Mushroom novel and situation.
I'm pretty sure there was like a bunch of bears at some point,
like we need to start trading, uh and getting that going. You know,
you could cast those eels. That's a little society. Stop with the
thumbs up. But like I'm just saying, there's a lot of people we've
met. If we want our economy to boom, our country to grow,
so we have allies. Were powerful people either fear or love us. Both
of them will trade. I mean, I think that's better than not ripper.
She let's have a ripper. Are you able to help forge the alliances
with these these other racial groups that are being mentioned here? Ah? Yes,
but I don't feel comfortable taking on Can somebody else tell me to do
it? I don't feel comfortable fortune alliance with the other races. You got
it. That's the executive order of like our council is we just go around
the council and rip it to do so. Yeah, he's on the council.
He's of the same powers you guys now, but the council. Yeah,
I'm not on the council either. I'm on the side like taking the
minutes for the meeting or something. Okay, I don't have to say here,
Yeah great, right then perfect council dismissed. You guys can go do
your city thing and I will be here. And why are we letting the
snow just dismiss the council inside? Things are done. I have like thirty
more things I want to bring up. Are we only working for ten minutes
today, Yeah, we're We're just covering the important points today. I think.
Yes, I already spoke economically. She did speak for like forty minutes,
covering lots of small things. Okay, well, I'm just going to
say there's a lot of people hungry in these streets. There was someone no
don't know who who is using children to sell drugs. Like there's some awful
stuff. We actually already dealt with that situation. The scrub situation. No,
no, no, not during this council. It was. It was
whilst I was ruling in that like I tackled the scrub thing directly. You're
the one who busted Jimmy's rings. I yes, that was me. I
busted Jimmy's rings. As they say, so great. I'm I'm looking forward
to your return. Of course, who's staying here with me as a member
of the council. I guess it's it would be Wellington Ripper. Yeah,
yeah, I think we should have a little feller. Jesus. Yeah,
Jesus is here too, so Jesus, Well, all right, everybody in
this room that's not an MPC going to the tower. Everybody that is an
MPC is staying well with you. But I give my council vote in the
meantime to Ripper, so he has to. I give you my council vote
in the meantime. I have great job. You don't want to give your
council vote to Jesus, No, Jesus, Jesus does not want responsibility.
And I'm gonna point to Jesus and he's gonna go, hey, man,
I'm just here for the good vibes and the free pizza. All right,
you know my friends Okay, yeah, okay, Washington is coming with you,
guys. Any other NPC in this group? Do you know it's here
as well? I forgot to mention her. She's probably gonna go back to
the Sulkenlans. I think she might have already lend Yeah, but yeah she
can. She can else in this group? Are you going to take with
you? Make your decision now? This like this is this is important.
I'm bringing bud in. Of course. I have a dumb question. I
always just thought Wilhelm would look good with like a tack dog. Do they
have war dogs? I could like get wonder, now, that's a cute
dog. I don't want to bring a cute dog. I want to bring
a war dog. You would have to do you that would require some time
for you to be able to train that dog. I think can I roll
animal handling? I do have a point in it. Okay, but you
need very high go ahead. Mobsters used dogs. I'm sure there's dogs around.
No, you've got an eight No. No, yeah, you go
up to a dog and you're like, hey, I'm so used to dogs.
You put your hand up. It just it doesn't even bite your hand,
I think. He just stares at it and then looks up at you
and shakes its head. I just go, oh, that's right, we
use cats. He then looks over to the cat next to him, and
the cat looks up at like shrugs and also shakes its head like not me.
Can we bring can we bring bone Slaw? I in a while,
since we had a bone slot adventure. He is, hey, Bolslaw,
you got any you got any stronger since we last Uh. I was training
in the mountains whilst little Feather was giving birth. I was up maybe maybe
yeah, you know what, Yeah, you're right. I think this.
I will show you if you take me with you. Yeah, all right,
let's go. I want bonela. I've learned from our fights against other
sulkin, if you catch my drift, I do, I do catch that
drift. Norman looks over to Rip and it says, well, you're the
CEO of the city now, and like give him a hive like you're the
only trust them up. Yeah, thanks, I with Bern's ear, like
you're the only one we could trust. Oh yeah, of course I got
three votes. Now I guess good, look, I listen. I'll do
my best I'm gonna I'm going to say a little feather the egg. How
long would you expect it to take to hatch it? Uh, it's veries.
I would say probably about two to three weeks. Oh Christ okay,
and how long has it been since you gave birth? About or late it
four or five days? That's a pretty quick, yeah, quick turnaround.
Huh well yeah, because she she Yeah, that's how the avians work.
They essentially grow the egg inside them for like three months, and then they
birth the egg and the egg hatches after about a month. Hybrid. It's
essentially like a hybrid of the egg. And yeah, yeah that makes sense.
So it's like, okay, I should be back before it hatches,
Okay, okay, guy, I want to be there. I want to
be there for it. Okay. Oh, just be safe, okay,
and then I think we can leave, right, yes, all right,
the seven of us you so, yes, it's your group of four Washington
and Bone slow so six? Oh do we have the mod on to expand
parties? No? And and button and button oh and button seven? Sorry
but okay, okay, yeah you guys, so you guys boom. As
I'm leaving, I look at snow and I just quickly say just just no,
summer's not over yet. And then I keep I walk up. I
think we're in the middle of spring, summers barely started. I think like
she's not aware of the season. She's like, yeah, I've been very
busy. Okay, Washington's like, hey, where are we going? Were
going fun? A little adventure? Yep, Okay, what do you say?
Yeh, yep, nope, yep. I'm getting mixed signals for you
guys. Let's go to the docs. Listen. I don't know if I
thank you guys for helping me back when I was homeless, and you know,
I know you didn't technically get my job back, but I don't know.
I wanted to apologize. Actually, just give me a second to apologize.
I was doing a little bit thinking watching you guys do the council stuff,
and I was thinking, wow, I never did this, Like is
this how you run a country? Like you have to do things and like
you don't just stand up and say democracy is great? I feel so stupid,
man. Yeah, and I want you could change America. Yeah,
you know what, when I go back, I'm going to make sure that
America has a proper democracy. Is great again. I'm going to make I'm
going to make America great from the beginning for the first time. You should
start with abolishing the slavery thing. You guys made me see the air of
my ways, and I want to apologize for that. All right, maybe
we create a better version of America while this is all going on. So
now, him being stupid is canon because because he got transit, he got
kide and as an idiot, came back smarter. And that's the Washington you
guys know today he had to have his made America. You guys, Yes,
it's all our fault. Yeah, would it have been would it have
been worse if he was an idiot or would it have been somehow better if
he was an idiot? No, we just all be British. Yeah,
good, that's better. Okay. So you you guys, So you're telling
us we're responsible for Donald Trump. Yeah, you guys are heading to the
port town. You guys are heading to the port town. Willington has said
to you guys, this guy, what's this guy's name. This guy he's
a sailor. He knows is where around the islands. Hi, and he's
far more adept at this thing than I am. He's been gathering a lot
of information and I am paying him to make your lives easier. Okay,
all right, good, I'll see you. Donald Trump was president when Norman
got he's a code. Yeah, would have been. I will see you
in a few weeks. Thank you all our final tower. Yeah you guys,
friend, you guys, you guys, travel to the to the port
city. God, it's been so fucking like, remember what the port city
is called? There are two there are two characters that I'm really hoping we
see here. But well I want to see Okay, so gosh, what
even is the port city called? Where the hell is my map? Everything's?
What is this? Okay? So you got to clean your office,
man, it must be in here somewhere. You should have a map of
a story on that wall back there. You actually should stud that would be
Let me make the official map of Vestaria. Yeah, do it. That
will be the poster that we sell for I d and d oh wait sorry,
the capital is on the coast. I keep forgetting that district. Yeah
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah it is.
It is a district of the capital. So you go down to the
docks and the capitol and there, there is a boat there, and there
is a large man standing there. He's not someone you recognize, I know,
I know. Otherwise I think any person that you would have known,
I think Wellington would have also known and drew what has just said? It
was them? Yeah? True, But it has to be someone who exists
in universe, because someone like black Beard is not going to have knowledge that
this guy has no balloon man. Good point. It's not balloon man though
it is. It is a whole guard. He's dressed like a pirate almost,
but he's a whole guard. Big blue, he's quite he's quite old
looking, got a big flowing white beard. And you go, ohy are
you skin told me about a very yep? Well, welcome. Where's your
introductions. My name is Captain kern K, nice to meet you. My
name is Cody Motion Mutual Cody and the Restauge. And my name is my
name is Norman, and I'm going to be King of the Pirates. Love
that attitude. I'm no pirate. I'm just a seafaring explorer. He shakes
your hand, his his head is quite big in your in your little hand.
But it is great for me to you and and you the man in
the right Armorah, my name is Anthony. Nice to meet you. I
shake his hand with my armored fist. Good good, good. And you,
the the man in the monk robes standing there silently in the back,
don't speak to me. I understand, listen, I will. I respect
your privacy. I want to ask no questions, just so that we clear.
Wellington has paid me handsomely to escort you. I acknowledgeable about this temple
which holds this cleric tower that you seek, and I'll tell you a little
bit more. Let's get aboard my ship. This here is the unsinkable too.
Okay, okay, all right, I get it. Yeah, I
have a word with you woman, real quick. What's up something? As
god emperors, should we really be letting like peasants talk to us. I'm
just happy to go on a ship. I see what you're saying. We
are god emperors now. But in in my world, the cool the cool
story that I read and it was about pirates on a ship, and I'm
kind of excited. Okay, okay, so I should just like consider him
part of the crew. Yeah, he's like he didn't really need to be
a person in your eye and I'm kidding, kidding. I just love that
THEO is just going to become like zoxies. Are you kidding me? Is
this guy going to be a bit able to take power going to his head?
All right? You guys, uh, neither would Norman be Cody would
be the best at handling power, but he knows he probably wouldn't want it
because you know about think Anthony would be the best handling power. Oh god,
no, well I don't know, sorry, not Anthony old Tony would
yeah, Tony, well, yeah, he'd be a wise old case and
he'd be like if Tony was alive, they wouldn't have been a council.
He would have been the king. I would have seen it done. But
here we are, all right? So he he boards the vessel. Yeah,
I assume you guys bought the vessel. Yes, this journey will take
a few days. I assume you know. I hope you wise know some
sea sharndies keep ourselves entertained on this voyage. He lifts the anchor, lifts
it out of the water, puts it down, and then by hand.
What a man, he's a he's a he's a strong man. Bone saw
Yeah, bone looks like you want to arm wrestle this man. Wait till
we see a bit and then you can arm wrestle. Yeah, you've got
a few days, and or play mini golf. That is also I enjoy
that too. So that the ship starts off, and he says, all
right, come sit down, I want a little information. I wander in
part on you about our upcoming adventure. Has friends all right, all right,
so me and Wellington the Skeleton we've known each other for a few years
now, back when he was trying to find the locations of all of these
towers, he says, and I know about this tower because this is in
a temple deep in the jungle on a distant eastern island. However, however,
this temple has been sealed for many years. The key, he gets
out genuinely, like a pirate map. Yeah, the key is buried in
a chest in this an island. Here's the thing. Okay, I'm being
a bit selfish here. Of course I want to help you guys for the
payment, et cetera. But I also have always wanted to find this buried
treasure. I am explorer. You see, I'm so excited. Yeah,
I see the twinkle in your eye. The problem is it is guarded by
beasts. Beast we can handle. Well, that's what Wellington told me.
Cody is a beast. I am a beast. Oh that is good.
This is what I propose. We go find this buried treasure. You guys
take down the beast and I'll unlock the chest. We get the key and
we uh oh and you guys can open the temple and we're happy to sail
us. Can I do an insight check on if this guy's bullshit and us
if he's gonna like shang high us at the last Yeah, what do you
what are you specifically insight into his I don't know if he's like I guess
I'm trying to incite, whether or not he's like, yeah, I'll show
you the treasure, and I definitely won't double you know, double cross you
when I get it. You know something like that. Yeh yeah, go
ahead, goes general trustworthiness fifteen fifteen's decent. Fifteen is decent to your he
seems relatively like what he seems very enthusiastic. Because I'm using my flash of
genius, I have a nineteen on that. What does flash genius say?
Uh yeah, uh okay, cool cool, cool, all right with Yeah,
it's a plus four plus four, so that's a nineteen Okay, okay,
so this is this is the answer you get with that. He seems
a bit more enthusiastic about the treasure than then what would seem reasonable, right,
He's he he's very excited about it. Yeah, he doesn't seem well,
it's not that he's building up he's it almost feels like he's under playing
it a little bit. Oh, but he isn't. He doesn't give off
like evil vibes to you. He just gives us more generally vibes, like
maybe what's in this chest is more valuable than he's letting on. I don't
think that's going to be too much of an issue for us kids. I
don't bring anything up to it. I don't think he's going to like backstabus
or something. So I'd be like, okay, I'm trying to think of
what what was like the what what is a pirate adventure story that Cody would
know, like Treasure Planet, like the old one? Yeah, you know,
the myth of Blackbeard? Yeah I would. I wouldn't obviously like historical
pirates, but I'm thinking like media that existed in the alia Treasure Island,
Treasure Planet. I meant Treasure Island to the book. Treasure Planet was a
little bit later. Yeah, yeah, okay, Treasure Island, Japan.
So there's a treasure and now we just have to find it. Yes,
yeah, you get it. Now you're thinking like a true adventurer, a
true explorer. Oh man, I wish I would have lived in the time
when one Piece was popular and it didn't cause the riots. Lovely, lovely
time. A lot of our adventures to these towers have been kind of grim.
This one kind of sounds fun. It's like an adventure, but be
careful. These high seas are also with pirates. Oh you know, we
actually have a pirate friend. Yeah, so hopefully if we run into him,
it should be should be as you say that, Oh gosh, I'm
sure you've been you've been saying for a few hours now, there is an
explosion in the water next to you, and in the distance a distant pirate
ship flying the flag of black Beard. Okay, okay, And then to
be continuous, Yeah, we did spend eighty percent of the episode shopping.
Amen. Sometimes you gotta go shot it, you know what. It's fun