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on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is mc maloney one. What a
show we have for you tonight. First, let me introduce members of the
Polse girls. You can wow feel his vibe. I not smell it all
the way across the puddle. Uh, she just sews down. Start fanning
yourself. Get a box of clinics, big box of wipes. You squeegee
and you'll lou because he's with us, the very fairst one one. Won
he you gott it? Hello Mac, Hello, everybody, welcome to the
show. I'm glad to be here broadcasting all away from across the pond.
Marconi would be proud of how the technology is working tonight. I mean,
come on, this is amazing, isn't it Marconi that thief? Didn't he
steal it from Tesla? Hell no, no, Marconi, Marconi owned it
all his Okay, uh one more, thanks for joining us tonight. What's
what's new? You haven't eaten fish and chips? Have you been out of
your house? What's going on? Actually? I am I'm sitting here bumming
out because Heart canceled their European leg and Wilson is having an operation. Ann
Wilson, what is what's is it? LiPo section? I didn't say.
You just said that she's going to be out of service for six weeks.
Okay, all right, so well it is what it is. I wasn't
even sure if I was going to go to the show. Yeah, I
saw them once. They were good. They was good live. This is
back in their MTV days. You know, they were a good good back
then. They had a great, a really good look band line. Right
now, it's a combination of Ann's Ann's band and Nancy's band. That's never
the Train show meet. So I think that cross pollinate each other's solo band
members in which you have is something called Heart, and I guess it's a
little bit less than expected. When I saw them, the basically was mack
Andy's from Spirit. You know that's pretty not not now, no, no,
But when I saw them in the eighties, he was, yeah,
me too, Yeah, it's pretty high quality. That was the that was
the era that well, that was that was a good era. Yeah,
the MTV era. But anyway, I'd love the MTV era with that.
Well, they didn't like it at all. They didn't like doing the videos.
Yeah, they didn't want to get all sexed uff. They didn't like
that. They weren't. They didn't like that selling millions of copies of crappy
songs and not into that because they have sexy videos. No, they weren't.
Point of the songs were rewritten by somebody else. They called it the
cleavage era. Yeah, the whole thing was just some people call it something
else, but let's move on. I liked it. That was when I
was plating in the shows. I love those shows. That's when you fell
in love with Nancy. But that's a whole other. When I got the
job offer, job off, placed me on the tour and quit. Nancy
was looking for new massuse and but anyway, also speaking about massuses, I
don't know what's going on down there. Uh, National correspondent, International correspondent
down there with flat tile, West Virginia switchblade, Steve Wood switchy. It
is great to be here, to get close to your microphone with their brother
and take you take your fingers out of your mouth, please, I'm assuming
it's your finger. What's behind you? It looks like an old sewing chitty.
Chitty bang bang or something hanging something like that. It's a flying truckman,
flying truck Oh okay, yeah, is it a tesla? Yeah?
No, Switch, How howse things are you? Okay, hey, listen,
things are we can hear from there. We can hear for the first
time in about nine shows, So keep it that way. Do you have
anything exciting that you're going to tell us about? Breakfast later on and in
case the show needs a goose, Well, it's going to be different.
It's not terribly exciting. Oh, thank you for letting us. I'll not
be expected. Okay, Well, sometimes keep track of the stuff. They
have no life whatsoever. Also with okay, not going to be expected,
that's all all this is, thank you. Switch. Also with us is
our international security chief, Willie Club w C. Big Twinkie, Big Twinkie.
Great to be here, Mac. You know I'm looking forward to you
know, this ride tonight. Yes, so I know there's a lot going
on. I did want a comment. I was kind of disappointed the way
you treated switching you tonight. Yes, you know, he's got his here
piece on straight and everything. I found something. Don't worry, it'll get
a skew sometimes during the show because you know, I'm going to start defending
him now. I feel bad about the way I've treated him in the past.
Really and well, I'm going to try to turn over a new leaf
because I know, you know, he needs someone on his side. You
know what it clob It took me a half hour to get this thing on
straight. Okay, it looks at it. That's a good effect. Wasn't
working out for a while. Its good, just like the microphone. Well,
thanks, I appreciate that. Okay, Yeah, I'm very impressed.
Also in the studio with us is U aful mechanic slash King of the b
slash. What's the other one? I don't know. I've called a lot
of mechanic. You know, mac Al has a lot of slashes after you
have no idea. He read the book obviously. Anyway, Alan Al though
in the studio with us, Al, how are you. I'm doing great
back, I'm just glad to be Okay. Now, everyone out there knows
that you have bees. You have bees that produced great honey. But they're
training against you, right, They've been stinging you. I got sounds like
a movie. I got whacked by one of my own bees. There you
go. Yesterday, and you know, I wasn't really anywhere near the hive
to speak of. I wasn't working the bees. I was sitting in a
chair, minding my own business in part of them. And I thought it
was like a horse fly, so I swatted it, and when I did,
it turned fatal for the bee, and it turned unpleasant for me.
So well, just it happens one of twenty thousand, right, But you
know, I haven't, honest to God, I haven't got stung by one
of my own bees in like two years, so this was a relatively new
thing on an event interesting also with us is a favorite good witch up there
in sideways in the eye Raven. How are you? That's your Q,
Susan, i'cusan. That's just Susan. That's your cue. You're raving tonight.
That's why I was like, I'm doing great, my friends, Thanks
for having me. Susan. What are you drinking today? It is a
Miller Cols. Okay, all right, everything whatever that stuff is? Wow,
wait, okay, all right, funny, get that cat out of
there? Where's get that cat out of there? Where's the Titanic? This
is the dog it's amazing storm and he is not happy. So no,
he's not happy because he looks like a cat. Get him out of this
heavy breathing and all that stuff. Little, don't he's not it's thundering.
Put a little coat on. Don't you want those thundercoats? I have one
of those. I do. But he still either wants to be on my
lap or he wants to be behind the toilet or behind the couch. Wow,
right, thank you. Usually I get chased off the lap. I
go for the I go for behind the couch. I don't like the toilet.
Wow. Thank you, Raven Slash super k for joining us. Also
with us, also with us. Every show needs a doctor out there,
and she out of the toddle to doctor Bob Cross, doctor, how you
doing? Hello Mac, Hello, everybody be with you tonight. Okay,
good to see you. Thank you. It's good to be here with all
the cicadas. They're clapping for me already and I'm already behind the toilet the
cicadas in the city as well. A boy there and they have a photo
contest going on who can most creatively put together photos with the cicadas. They're
showing him like a little packages that you can buy the store. Oh so
forth. I saw something on BBC. They were filming this guy in a
in a bar and they have I forget where where the bar was located.
Cicada infused cocktails. Yes, yes, yes, what yes, you're like
that? You know there? I've seen them advertised here on Are you serious?
Yeah? I thought it was a joke. Well they're they're getting some
kind of liquids out of them, and uh, desserts and then let's wring
the cats back. I can take the cats anyway. Well huhkatas Circada guts
and yeah yeah, and I can think. So that's where it's sun till
okay. Also joining us, we have two special guests. All right.
First of all, it's a good friend, Susie Bestill down there in kind
of Tony, Connecticut. How are you, Susie? I'm good, How
are you? Thanks for having me back? Good to see you, Susie.
That we were talking about to a therapist about why I keep agreeing to
do this really yeah, huh right nonetheless every week? Okay, twice a
week. Wow, huh Susan playing so we know that we've talked to you
before on the Bridgewater Triangle, which is this really weird place in Massachusetts.
But what other places are you interested in? Paranormal ish? So I've kind
of gotten distracted looking into ancient stone site lately. So there's Gongie Womp down
in Grotten, taking a drive up to Mystery Hill and Salem, New Hampshire,
places like that. And that kind of started after I asked an archaeologist
from the area about this one stone that's in the Bridgewater Triangle and he says,
oh, we were looking into the paranormal phenomenon on this fault line from
and I said, excuse me, what, and he said, yeah,
there's all these these ancient stone sites along this one fault line that I'll have
paranormal activity around them. Really Yeah, that kind of peaked my interest.
Did they build the casinos on those fault lines? So two casinos down there?
They actually? Are they really that? I believe? I'm telling you
yep, yeah, yeah. Have you been down there? I went to
Mohican Sun Ones. Yeah. Have you been down that club? You've been
down down to? Yeah? Yeah? To Fark is it Foxwood? Foxwood?
Yeah? I went to Foxwoods. Yeah. We spent the weekend in
Mystic and went over there. Yeah, we went there. Two days after
Christmas, figuring there wouldn't be anybody there. We lost you know, the
five of us went in. We didn't see each other like five hours.
We couldn't find these shows before the cell phones and stuff packed everybody spending their
Christmas. Yeah, unbelievable. And they're all from Massachusetts. See. I
went to Mohegan Sun once because they have a really big venue for concerts and
the w n b A plays there, and my niece is a fan of
the w n b A, so she for her birthday she wanted to go
to women's basketball game, so I took her and neither one of us gamble,
so it was an interesting Wow. Huh, you're in the right place.
Uh, speaking of I don't know gambling. He is a gamble because
he lives in the raamiest part of England. He told us before, is
a good friend. Where is that Andy? Because Andy all the time everywhere
Now there used to be in Essex the other side, which is apparently one
of the driest parts of the UK or the Bongland at least anyway, but
now some one of the wettest. So I'm getting used to being rained on
almost every day this so far a very early summer. Of course, since
the I was wearing just now hasn't been great. It's been rather wet.
I'm a little story for or you've heard of crickets. The game. I
don't know if you know, it's uh, that's quite hot, like a
cicada. Or we went to a game of crickets on Sundays for the last
seven hours two holes being bold about five minutes worth and the rest of the
game has rained off. Yes, although it's not just here and good old
Barbados, which the Caribbean we love you, and dry another crooking matches has
been rained off. So the rain is getting everywhere. Wow, it's raining
and Barbados. It's bad. Someone someone rains there all doomed someone who live
in the South Coast. I live in Milford, Iron c Wight, halfway
between where I used to live more now really pretty much halfway. Does it
rain there? Yeah? Not as often as the rest of the country though,
so I really I really shouldn't complain. I mean, right now it's
we got showers, but we had two Sunday days, so what do you
want? It's going to be showery for a week, right right, And
that's the average. Yeah. Absolutely, you know, I think people tell
me so we're part of America from all from New England. You know,
so what did why did you move here? You didn't move here for the
weather, did you. I can tell you we're turning into England because we've
had like three sunny days in the past three weeks and the rest is just
this, you know, kind of English weather. But I just canna say
yes, go ahead, Mac Club. Before the show, you asked you
sorry, Andy, and you thought he reminded you some and I'm just thinking
about that. Could Andy, could you put your hat on again? Put
your hat on again? Andy? Well, so far on the show,
up in Rick Wakeman, yes, Ja and the rest other people and Jeeves
Crow oh yeah, yeahs for him, I wanted to throw Now they used
to be we tend to insult people, so before we started salting you just
give you a compliment. There you go. Just don't let him have a
telephone. I keep the hat on. Yeah, right, okay, So
when it's supposed to be some so on. So we're all here, we're
all here, and we have a top ten. Raven has a top ten
tonight and the in the in the name of the top ten. I've introduced
everyone, right, Yeah, tonight's top ten is top ten reasons why club
refuses to go to the moon. Okay, does anyone want a couple of
puffs before you hear that again? Top ten reasons why club refuses to go
to the moon? Raven, do you have the top ten? I do,
and if you'll stop the music, here we go. Stop the music.
Number ten please, Raven. Number ten he's lactose intolerant and the same
thing is made of cheese. Okay, okay, mild laughter. Number nine
please right. Ninth reason why club refuses to go to the moon. He's
afraid while he's gone the Red Sox will start winning. M hmm, I
thought that was happening. A little chance of that. We'll just go verry
small, Yeah, you might as well just go it was right? Next
please number right? Please right? Number eight he's afraid while he's gone the
Celtics will start losing. We don't want that. Next, please, good
luck sharing with the Celtics with the thing. He has it on his microphone
that I see it, but I'm not good luck. Take it off go
the moon. I'm probably betting against him in the finals. Oh man,
I dare you really my team? But you know when it comes to money,
you know you? Wow, I'm surprised club, we're going to take
your title away? Maybe please? Number seven? There are no twinkies in
space? How could you get by? I mean, I don't understand.
I don't know what you do next? Please. The sixth reason why Club
refuses to go to the moon. He knows Whitey Bulger is alive and that
and that's where he's hiding out. Okay, hmm l is officially asleep.
Now, I know, I'm just kind of next. Please, so I
guess this usually moves much quicker. It's usually much funnier. You just hearing
an off night? Please? It is no, I think I think it's
going well, it's just going through slow. That's right. Number five,
All right, number five. He'd go, except NASA won't let him deduct
the mileage because he used to work for the I R S. Okay,
my suit is okay, but the helmet messes up his hair. Yeah,
okay. The third reason why Club refuses to go to the moon. Hey,
they're not called lunatics for nothing. Okay, that was some thought.
That's kind of caused a fortune sweetening in this one. Good. Please we
had number one yet, I think so number two the moon he thought he
was going to rangoon. And the number one reason, oh wait, hang
on, let's say, hang on, let everyone laugh at that. I
like it. I almost said, she's moving it along, you know,
I couldn't. I couldn't think of rhyme from moon was almost he almost thought
he was going to the cow loon. Okay, but that's that's a little
too late, a little too local. Why don't you hold up, you
know, like they do when the TV shows an applause sign, are a
laugh sign, so we'll know when Okay, all right, that's good.
After ten years, I should have been doing that. Allow, thank you
so Raven. Please are we get to number one? We're at number one?
Yes, I'm sorry. I thought I was going to slow So the
number one reason club refuses to go to the moon. It's still not far
enough away from switches rug. Oh, okay, club, Yes, you
have anything to save for yourself? No, but I think in the future
what we ought to do is make a sort of a game out of this
in at the end, each of us rate that particular top ten of the
week. Really, yes, we can find one that gets above a five.
Wow, this says the guy who's betting against the Celtics in the finals.
I haven't said that for sure. I'm debating. Okay, the game
Thursday night. We already have a we already have a nine for the score
there nine, okay, and it only goes up to five. So look
at why don't we do this? Why don't we take a break? Catch
up, breaths, regroup, report and uh have a commercial break and we'll
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the show we have for you tonight, let me quickly introduce the members of
our extended international posse with us, of course, is across uponnel, the
very famous one one. Hello Mackle, everybody, yep over here in England
and loving every minute of it down there somewhere lost. It's almost tomorrow,
So it's almost tomorrow. Let's get this role up. A good name for
a book, it's probably the name of about you know, a thousand books?
Uh talking about? Yeah? Here he is. Oh, he's back,
he's awake, he's vital, he's sagas our international correspondent, switch plate
Steve Wance, which and I am marginally a wake on this side, marginally
awake. Okay, all right, that's better than okay. I'm sorry,
but I just started cat's tail distracting me on one of the screens, and
now it's a dog. I have to get that, okay, not there,
right, switch Also with us as our international security chief, Willie Club,
Big Twinkie. Hey, Mark hay Yang. Great to be here tonight
again. Yeah, of course I always look forward to the highlight of the
show, which is you know what's which he's gonna eat for breakfast and Hooters
this week? Yeah, so look forward to that. That's something I'll look
forward so right, okay. Also with us is in the studio only now
though, al how are you? I'm great, Mac, I'm just one
beasting, just one beast into it. Actually, I'm looking up right now
any reference online to the Big Twinkie. I want to find if there's that
actually someone else, I don't we do want to step on someone else's Glennax
Camster. You'll find Big Twinkie can leave me? No, that was the
hedgehog was also is a good friend up there in sideways in the yard.
Should we just do away with the charade? Raven is not with us tonight,
so taking her place, if anyone can take her place, it would
be Susan Kay, super fan down there in North Carolina. How are you.
I'm doing well, Hi everybody. I'm so happy to be here.
Oh Susan, good to see you. Just can you identify the stormy there?
Stormy night and no North Carolina just passed over us. It's good good.
What kind of a tail was that wagging in the camera? We just
want to know for him. So actually, I think it was when I
was scooting my chair close to the desk and my hair might have gone by.
But I've been honoring the cat code. Cat's not okay, broken,
okay, thank you Susan for honoring the cat code. I like the sound
of that. Thank you. Also with us is doctor Bob Gross in Chicago
being driven nuts by the cicadas. Hello Mac, Hello everyone, Okay,
we want I've been honoring the cat code too. I found out that cats
do eat cicadas. They do, really, A lot of animals eat them.
Gross, yes, a protein? What what what aid? Did they
come up to New England at all? I've never seen one, heard one.
They're not real big like that. Okay, I don't think they deal
with freezing temperatures. They stay buried for like thirteen seventeen years and then they
come back out. What's up with that? That's really nutty when you think
about it. An alarm clock that they have set for that long and goes
off on stay true to me, isn't It's a snooze that sheds. It's
like exoskeleton or that's not a cicada. Yeah, they do. They come
up and then they shed and then they make ornaments, shelling, and they
fly right, they fly away, fly and they land on you. They
don't bite yet, but they waste to crops, they do. They waste
to anything green, won't they I don't know. I know that they are
there. We're not supposed to kill them because other animals eat them. You
know what, why don't you kill them and let the other animals find them
dead? I mean that's I could do that now that out. If you
like locus though, well they are they can't kill crops. Seem too many
locusts. The locus more like grasshoppers. Yeah. Also, I'm trying to
it goes into this, but I can't also journey us. I don't want
to say grasshopper. But Susie Bethsteele down there in Connecticut, how are you,
Susie. I'm good. I'm slightly regretting not listening to my mom when
she said not to talk to strange men on the internet. Right now,
how's that? You win the jackpot? Yeah? Really, let's wrap up
the show and heads to the gal rewarding me about I'm sure of it.
Can you talk about drunk old guys? A drunk old white guys, legion?
And you thought cir caters were bad? Susie? If if I can
paint the I shouldn't do this to paint the picture for the audience. You
are a redhead, a vital redhead. Correct? I am Steve's haircut now?
Oh really? Yeah? Doing the Steve doing the Why are redheads they're
always kind of trouble? I would counter that with it's men that like redheads
that are the trouble. Okay, no argument there, with the natural consequences
on your own in other ways, you get what you asked for. Yeah,
okay, what do they saying about gingers? That's what I mean?
Cut guys? Yeah, because in England there's an anti ginger discrimination law.
Is that right? Andy? Really careful? Watch? Okay, that's right,
that's the deal with natural consequences. That frying PM just went flying by.
Prince Sara's of redhead, isn't he. Yeah, that's another mystery.
That's another show notable redheads in the country. Andy Mercer is also joining us
in the urineous part of England if you can believe it, Andy, thank
you for joining us. I'm glad to be here again. I am obviously
the only genuinely international correspondent actually being English of course. Yeah, it's good
fun to be you guy. Get again. That is that's not correct,
that's incorrect. What is club? Please? Just because you live internationally,
it doesn't give you the right to get that title. We were in it.
If you have switched, there's a lot of things that you have to
do to qualify. You look like Russell Crow. You sound like it's not
enough. That's I don't is Australia, Yeah, starts to Australia. There
is a different being a cricket fan Austrilia. Australians are absolute nemesis. They
are the worst. We kind of buy Australians cricket fans. How about Australia
too busy trying to kill the EMUs? Yeah, do you guys actually realize
you're actually playing in an intercial tournament right this moment? Did you know that
a cricket gudy? I just found out we had soccer games. You're playing
in the Cricket World Cup at the moment, the three seconds you're in the
competition. You know, I can say about cricket, it's well named.
Do you have a watch one? It's like, what's going on? I
know baseball's had had to follow the rules and stuff, but cricket is insane.
Story. Actually, you might find interested in two interesting facts. If
the world's first ever international cricket matches between America and Canada. Okay, and
before the Civil War, cricket was very popular in our country. It was
very well played. But because you need a very flat surface, when the
war broke out as much harder to play, so you started to play these
new figure games called baseball. Well they took over. So if it wasn't
for the Civil War, you may maybe all be playing cricket. Interesting,
thank god that happened that we have like earthquakes or something in the EMPY they
played more around. They play more cricket right here in Chicago than they do
baseball where I am. That's good to know. Becoming more popular. It
is theazingly sport. It's the second biggest after football, real football, not
not. Still can't figure it out. I sit there and watch. Yeah,
it's hard, it's hard to figure out. Well, I'm available for
tuition if you'd like to learn what I had cricket games last week. It's
a thinking man sports one format. That's the test, which is the most
combo. At the moment we're playing the two twenty world copies last the game
not about three hours. So listen, tell me who the teams are playing
at the moment in the World Cup. You have ourselves England, twenty of
them now, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Namibia believe it not
since are playing Afghanistan, America, Canada and the West Indies to the Caribbean
altogether as one team, and a few other smaller nations have got into the
main. Big twelve are all in it. The ones that play myself.
But you have a you have what's called the first class teams which is the
ones that played the games of A five dates. There's twelve around the world.
There's one hundred and twenty associate members, which includes America. So it's
the second biggest international sport after football. Wow. Cool, that's soccer.
You mean soccer? Right? Listen, in a couple of weeks or we're
going to have the fourteenth of June, I think one before this evolves into
I'm sacked, I'm going to I'm going to be at the pubs every day
watching the series. That's a very very easy scorpt to full of football.
That's one of the reason why it's so popular because it's so straightforward to understand
that soccer is the stupidest sport on the planet. I'll tell you why.
Okay, there's there's twelve guys on a team. Correct is the twelve guys
eleven? Okay? All right? The net is the size of a drive
in movie screen. Who can't shoot in in the net? Come on?
Come on? And why don't they all twelve of them just run down they
can't use their hands, but be like hockey players, all twelve of them,
just like you know, crash the net and someone's gonna shoot instead of
kicking the ball around for two freaking hours and then the referee decide whether the
games are off or not. And when they score a goal, it's like
they have a you know, their first well, let's say it's pandemonium.
It's pandemonium. Version of football doesn't involve using feet's hands. You become run
with the ball. A game is supposed to last eighty minutes. The last
five hours because of adverts, you stop maybe thirty seconds every little thing that
might possibly happen. Now you blame me, okay, same thing that they
ruined baseball too. Yes, right, welcome to the show. Yeah,
baseball is like watching paint dry. Yeah, baseball is getting really slow,
you know they try to show. So listen, I'm gonna throw the twinkies
and org and really twenty nine minutes into There's a lot of American football fans
here in the UK now though it's American football is big over there, very
much considered effort to get it popular over here. We call it grid and
I wanted to call it rather than the football scored football gets is the other
game. But I members of my family quite like it. They go along
and see it. But yeah, not for me. I'm sorry. I
have tried. I have tried to follow it. But that's what's wrong with
what's wrong with more games being played. But it's more fun than these guys
in Short's running up and down the field for two hours and they win.
The game went to nothing. There the excitement. You have a fabulous football
match as Neil nil at the end quite easily. Don't have to have three
hundred points each time to make a decent game, but you get in cricket,
actually get lots of points scored in crickets. I think I think NFL
football will be the depth of soccer. It will be a long, gradual
one. But people watching soccer watch football and they go, oh man,
this is exciting as hell. You know, it's sport in the world by
a country model. Yeah, I know it is. Yeah. Well,
I'm trying my best to like sports. But soccer is still better than your
top ten list today. What's that stinking delivery? Oh yes, yes,
material? Did I just get stung by a honeybee in the back Listen,
I'm going to throw it to you, Susane. You have a creepy personal
story. I hope that wasn't it. Well, I could talk about ginger
files and my problems with them in the past. That's pretty creepy, your
normal creepy. Okay, I can talk about Okay, go ahead, let's
hear you from here, your creepy story. For the past few years,
I've been having reoccurring nightmares about a specific house in my hometown. And after
having that nightmare a few times, I called my mother because I did not
know whose house that was. I had just recognized it from my hometown driving
past it. Come to find out it was my great grandparents' house where my
grandmother grew up, and lots of weird things have happened since then. I've
found out a lot about my great grandmother, specifically that you know, my
mother didn't know, no one else knew. I finally decided to go to
that house last weekend. It's been empty for over a decade, probably close
to two, and I just happened to run into the neighbor of the house,
who said, you know it's nobody will care if you go, it's
been empty. I know the owners. It's fine. So I get there.
I pull up to the house, I'm sitting outside to stareing at the
house for a minute. I get out to take a picture and I smelled
smoke. Now, this house doesn't have electricity. It's been raining, so
it wasn't dry, but there was a shed in the back that had collapsed.
It's in really rough shape. This house. It had caught fire like
as I was pulling in way. So I was definitely not intending to trespass.
But had I had been, that would have been a bad sign.
Why did it burn? That was a spontaneous combustion, that type of thing.
Why did it decide to burn when you arrived? That's what I would
like to know. We did call the fire department, but it's a really
small town with a volunteer fire department in the middle of nowhere. So I
ended up going to grab the neighbor and we put it out. Fire department
came eventually, but they had no idea either. There's no electricity in there.
You never want to hear that. The flight department came eventually. Do
you want them right there? So what do you? What do you?
What did you find out about the people who lived there? Were they?
You said? They kind of creeped you out? And though my great grandmother
was not a great person, apparently she basically forced her husband to steal this
house from his cousin. He had gotten the house in an agreement to take
care of her until she died. It was like an elderly cousin okay.
And I found newspaper Clipbanes about a lawsuit where she sued him because it said
the bone of contention was Lucinda, who is my great grandmother. She sued
him because she signed over the deed to the house and then he kicked her
out, and their agreement was she was he was going to take care of
her. And then there was another article where he never paid her the judgment
in the first suit, so she sued him again. I also found my
grandparents' marriage license, and they had gotten married three months before my oldest aunt
was born. My grandmother was pregnant when she got married. No one knew
that through the math, and so we think that my great grandmother was never
around because she didn't approve of that. That's a guess, but it seems
like that's what it is. Didn't some member of your family murder someone?
A few ninth grade uncle murdered hundreds, if not thousands of people. King
Phillip's War. It was Governor Thomas Hinckley is his name. He was the
last governor of Plymouth Colony. He he organized it's called it so in our
history it would be called the Great Swamp Battle. The Naragansett tribe calls it
the Great Swamp Massacre. He's also the one that decided to be head chief
Anawon after Benjamin Church promised him they'd spare his life. Nat did he have
rid here too? Was he a redhead? This guy? I don't think
he was. Okay, just checking all right, Wow, that's interesting.
No one that they pissed at us. So anyway, great personal story.
Keep us up to date. So what did you win the house? Did
you check it out? I know I took that as a sign to stay
out of the house someday. It was not that day. Does it look
like a haunted house? It does. It was built in the late eighteen
hundreds and it's just been sitting there for years. And you can if you
look in the windows, you can see like there's a virgin Mary pain that's
like half falling down and crooked crosses all over the place. Cool. It's
pretty creepy. Yeah, wow, we should do a live show from that
place. Is it for sale. Yeah, I'd buy it. It's it
was for sale, but then they took it off the market, and we're
not sure what's going on. It was like last fall, this past fall,
it was up for sale. I was actually thinking about buying it,
and then she took it off the market. Again, we don't know.
Well, it's probably a burial ground underneath it. I was half expecting to
go there and like find something that would be like, oh this, you
know, this is what I was meant to find, like something horrible,
probably because it's my family. To your point, absolutely, okay, with
that willows weep site that I sent you information about, there were nine people
buried under that house. Really, she's what was was Was it a funeral
home or it was a funeral home, but the people there were people buried
under that death that house and I checked it was in Indiana. They were
they were permitted to bury people under the houses at that time. Jesus,
there was there's a woman who was just found in a funeral home here and
was the Massachusetts and I was somewhere in the Midwest. Oh, and she
was alive? You about that? Yes? What was it a couple of
days, A couple of days ago. Yeah, she was in a hospice,
thought she's dying, and they pronounced her dead and they brought her to
the funeral pallor roo. When the guy was cleaning the up to get ready
to do whatever service he was going to do, she was breathing and he
said, out time out here, guys, surprise, I'm not dead yet.
I was going to say, I made a list up of the field
investigations that I've done since nineteen eighty five with houses like that and places like
that, and there are eight of them, so you know, that would
be something we should I did it with a team of scientists. Usually when
we went in there, we should do a top factor. Bobby, you
should come here and come back to that house with me to a top ten
the last time ever go out. But here's the thing though, and we
talked about this before, is why does it seem that only old houses are
haunted? Well, I mean, there's a lot of theories behind it,
you know, and nobody's really come up with the correct theory. But it
can't be just the house itself. It's got to be the investigator as well.
You both of you have got to be in the right frame of mind
to experience things, right, I mean, but why not experience things where
like I was investigating an old theater in Indiana in the South in Indiana,
and I was sitting on the stage and we were reviewing. There was a
team abys that we're investigating it, and my watch flew off my wrist and
flew across the room we were discussing the investigation. You also have to be
used to old houses if you're going to investigate one, because I've also seen
people freak out every time a floorboard creeks. Yes, sure, well see
that's what I'm saying. Why is there no haunted condominiums, haunted penthouses?
You know? I think the thing is with the old houses. Back in
the day, a lot of stuff went on that was never reported. You
could disappear and oh yeah, my kid took off from Bunch, California,
and no one ever went looking, and they're buried in the cellar today.
That would you know there would be an investigation. Back then, people disappeared.
And this is from someone who was born in the North End of Boston.
Someone's lived in an old haunted house. You know, you never know
what? Yeah, but yes, they did all kinds of stuff, like
you know, someone ended up pregnant and then you ship them off to an
aunt or an uncle somewhere to the convents, and then they come back and
they're not pregnant anymore, and there's no kid to be found. Where'd the
kid go? Probably day birth or something buried in the cellar. You know,
you never know, it's haunt that house where something happened with a team
right in front of me. We all saw it, and you know,
so we were all seeing the same thing. Okay, But what I'm saying
is about residual energy that was trapped in the house from previous owners or about
u energy left over from maybe bad events that went on in the house.
Okay, So then so let's just take for an example, how long have
condominium has been around? Thirty years maybe forty years time? Okay, why
are the no you never hear of haunted condominiums? Well, it's us are
around there everywhere, they're not. Just I was in a condominium like an
apartment complex in through the Consequences, New Mexico, Yes, cool, where
strange things would happen, like I I'd go out for a run in the
morning and I'd come back to my apartment and my bathroom door would be closed
and all the water would be running. Mmm. Not good, okay,
not good. I think it wasn't that the bomb might be one of these
trains. They could be. Listen where Andy looks like, Jason Bonham,
you are still rocking that late Eddie van Hammon, look then, doctor Okay,
Eddie van Hammon before the cat jumped on the bed, remember that?
Good for you? Well, I would have to say that I've investigated holded
houses in the UK that are pretty new as well. In the buildings are
real okay years before in England. But often the case is it's because it's
got the house was there before, you know. It's it's so certainly about
the idea that it's the localized energy feel the em field itself that may be
holding the hauntings within it rather than the building itself. So the model that
replaced it is echoing what was there before. But yeah, something. We
definitely had modern places here, of course, being an older country've got much
much older buildings right in old castles and they've been for a thousand years old
and had stuff. But yeah, no, we've definitely had modern events as
well and no doubt about it, and I'm very much opinion. Bog was
saying that the investigator plays a part as well. You know, we going
with the right energy, the right mindset, as well as the kind of
right vibe, things happen. Its almost as if whatever's there uses our energy
to manifest. Not that we're making them up, not re creating it,
but we are feeding into it. But why there? Why Why did that
certain spot? Are there? People buried there? Are they? If not?
Really, it just seems to be it's somehow energy has been left behind
by whatever means never can't really detern exactly what it is. I don't think
it's logical. You should look at the fault line lines are I mean an
older lay line idea. I was going to ask you, Andy, can
you explain to us in an elevator pitch what the lay lines are? Well?
The original idea was pacad Apha Watkins, who noted that several sites,
old sites, whether there are castles or churches, or hills that thought to
be sacred or burial mounds, that sort of thing, all seemed to be
in something that to be of the alignment. Follow them one place to another
across the country. The most famous one is called the Michael Lion, which
ones right across the country. That there was historical elements to it, because
it would be common for churches to be built on top of hills, so
you can see one church from the next hill over to a cathedral. Program,
but he was of the opinion that there was like an energy grid that
ran along those lines. Now, it could be that they've always existed,
these and the lines, or could be that because so many people would have
transversed them over the years, that they've built an energy line because of the
people walking along them all the time. I don't know. I mean,
Watkins was open minded to any possibility there, but a lot of researchers now
suggest there is something to these sort of energy lines that aren't to do with
not geological. They're literally just in the ground where people have traversed these routes
over centuries. Right, So if you if you see I'm sorry, so
just so we can we Americans can understand it. So if you go to
England and you're in the right place, there might be like a line of
churches that might go forty miles, but they're all on this kind of same
kind of path. Right, and then as you say, you know,
you get to the end and there's a cathedral or whatever. So but there
might be a reason for that. But as you said, they built them
on hill so you could see the next one, the next one and so
on. Okay, So but when you look at a map of England and
you look at the lay lines, man, they're everywhere. You know what
I mean, they're everywhere. The churches are as well, of course,
I mean all of the time. They would build the churches on already sacred
sites site of so you often go you can see most churches as you approach
any town, you can see the church on the hill quite easily for miles
away. You know, that's the ideas and you can follow it quite easily.
But I say, I like the few that where so many thousands of
people of one hundreds of years have traversed those routes which they would have done.
That's built a kind of energy flow that goes along those lines, rather
than something that's been there forever, which obviously some lay line hunters would say,
what's the case other than say it's just this alignment. This doesn't mean
anything other than that it's a way of navigating across the country. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, funny yep. Is it just Angland lay lines just nos
some of Europe as well around the telling you around the world is the idea,
but something they seem to be most pronounced here because they were first discovered
here. But there's quite a few that I know of in France, for
example, to this extend across they're almost run in alignment with the ones that
are in the UK, So it runs across Europe. So does it go
back to the these uh, you know, the like these kind of mysterious
people built stonehenge and stuff. A lot of stuff was going on in England
way in a long time ago that no one can figure out. Is that
it's just another part of it. Oh absolutely, I mean we can expect
it actually built the stonehenges. No one really knows, it doesn't it's every
interesting insitement. I've been there a few times where when the stones themselves were
ragged for hundreds of miles to be built, they went from the local area
at all, So there was obviously something specifically important about that stone that they
used them to build them. But again built around the same time as the
Pyramids, we don't know built them more white. There's no records. Unfortunate
remained to say who did we have one in New England? Right, a
pyramid, but you mentioned before the Misty Hill of Salem as they call it.
A lot of people in Hampshire pyramids. Possibly they think I've heard varying,
but you know, the common age is four thousand years old. But
you know you hear crazier things or more recent things too, but they've dated,
you know, some artifacts back there. But yeah, they have no
idea who built that either. It does have astronomical alignments as well. How
do they arrange it so accurately? And how do they build all the stones
and manipulate them to such a degree that they had this precise alignment. Well
with Chaco Canyon in New Mexico, those buildings are designed by uh, you
know, eclipses and so forth, the alignment of the planets and the stars.
And so I'd say the saying was the true of the stone circles in
the UK as well, that they are aligned by observing the movements of the
stones. But they're also speculate. We don't know, red, but some
do align. That's the thing that energy more than other people I can feel
when energy leaves an area, yes, or it's there. I think the
why is more important than the how. You can kind of envision how they
would do it, but why did they put so much time, effort and
energy into doing it. It was obviously very important to somebody, Right,
well, just go argue, there nothing else to do, so do not
spend the last time. Just go to these places like speak in the late
sixties, not too long after he published the book Stone Hinge, she colded
and he said that he thought stone Hinge, at at least at that time,
was essentially a computer for predicting exciptions of the moon. Yeah, that's
yeah, I found that fascinating. But that's still a lot of work to
do something like that that you could do with sticks. But just even just
taking leave from that for a second, go to these places like there's a
place in Turkey, I think it's called Topeky something, right, Yes,
this is a place. And there's similar places we've talked on before South America,
up in the Andes, and you know in Bolivian stuff where they are
these incredibly huge like fortress type things that were built by if you want to
believe it, by cavemen. Okay, and cavemen didn't build these things.
They're just they're they're the places in Bolivia are these enormous five hundred ton granite
rocks that are put in so perfectly you can't put a you can't put a
credit card between the spaces even now, and they've been there for thousands and
thousands of years. How do you do that? And why do you do
it? That's that's that is a really good question. They did it somehow,
we couldn't even do it today. They did it in Turkey, Quebecy
Tepe is parbat of the oldest in the world. That kind of construction,
it predates everything, and that's what makes us so fascinating. Yeah, it's
am like ten thousand years old. It's incredible. And again you do wonder
what was the reason for it, But they, I think, literally nothing
else to do? Why not do these? Yeah, yes, I can't
find belief he's not doing cathedrals and the twelve toty hundreds it took one hundred
and fifty two years to build. Yeah, there was a relief that they
it was the way of almost preserving themselves for austerity, themselves by being the
builder of this particular bility no standing there for centuries. Well, today the
popular thinking is that there's between people have between twenty two and thirty three senses,
not just five. Oh really yeah huh. And some of these senses
I've went through and made a list of them have to do with picking up
electromagnetic fields and so forth. I'm sensing we should take a commercial break.
Yeah, I mean, so there's the people could have that whole race,
let's say, could have had a sense that insisted that they made things that
perfectly right. Maybe they're just a little bit. There's that guy Graham Hancock,
which I know a lot of people don't agree with what he's saying,
but he's written a lot of books and he's on TV a lot, and
he is he can make a convincing argument that sometime like about thirty teen fourteen
thousand years ago on this planet, something happened and something changed, okay,
and whatever was happening before the remnants are these places like in Turkey and up
in the Andes and stuff like that where people seem to do these almost impossible
things. And yet if you want to believe, you know, the history
books or the scientific books or whatever they were basically caveman, you know,
and those two things just don't compute. But why don't we do this?
Are you going to say something will go to break? Can you remember,
Susie, have you ever been up by Salem, New Hampshire? Have you
you been up in that area at all? I have, yep, Because
you know, Salem, New Hampshire is a really interesting state because it's so
different from Massachusetts. Trying to be nice, there's some interesting politics, probably
were bed. But the one thing Salem, New Hampshire is probably well was
well known for these days, is say, lottery tickets, all the sins,
you know, beer, beer, wine, lottery tickets, you know,
cigarettes. If once you cross the border on Route twenty eight from Massachusetts
to sail In New Hampshire, which is the main drag, if you go
there at seven in the morning, eight in the morning, nine in the
morning, the road's empty, the ceo fo as soon as you hit ten
o'clock in the morning, the traffic heading from Massachusetts up there. What is
your problems? What's the mant with that? No, there's nothing wrong with
it. But it's just it's so funny because one of those guys who you
see a wonderful life and you're glad to turn back. I think it was
great when the head casinos and bonds, they come on, do you guys
want me to pick you up lottery tickets? Yes? Please? Yeah,
make that honest to god, I have I have been in the I've got
I think he wants the track to be to open back up. You know
it's called on the rock, Oh Rob, I'm not rocked. What's the
one in rocking ham Pie? Sounds like casino the Brook is now. I
actually was in the first liquor store, if you will, across the line
in Salem. Yes, one morning a year or so ago, and this
I was going somewhere, so I had to carry it to go. But
uh, anyway, I'm in there, and this guy walked in and he
bought five hundred cases of cigarettes. Hey' heavy. Was like. I looked
at this guy and he basically, you know, could barely walk, and
he used like six credit cards and they helped him load his car up.
And I bought my little six pack of beer and I put it in the
car and I ended up. You know, I just happened to follow the
plate. What kind of plate did the Rhode Island Okay, so somebody paid
this guy or his buddies or is a business he had. He drove from
Rhode Island through Massachusetts all the way to Hampshire by cheap cigarettes and drove all
the way back. And there's obviously there's enough money to be not even that
cheap. That's the weird thing about them, you know, they're like a
bikes college. I had an illegal cigarette selling business in high school. Really
is cigarettes? Wow, let's let's postpone me. It's usually Indians. How
you look familiar? And this is listen, this is like a super nerd
story, so please tell us that part. In high school, I had
taken all the ap classes. So my last two periods I would go to
a college the next dound over to take courses there. So I had a
college ID and places nearby. If they carded you, I could just hand
them my college ID and they say, oh, you're a college student.
You must be over eighteen. So I'd go and I'd buy cigarettes, and
you know, it was like two bucks a pack at the time. I'd
you know, sell them to my friends for five bucks. I booked in
my car insurance stuff like that. Wow, you you're an entrepreneur. I
was going to say, your time her in the relatives. Okay, interesting
thing I got that from them. It's a ginger flat they switch. How
much was a cotton of cigarettes in the Navy when you were in? You
know what, Since I didn't smoke, I have absolutely no idea. Okay,
no club. Well, when I when I was in in nineteen,
in the sixties and early seventies, it was like two bucks of cotton,
or maybe it might even been even less because my parents were smokers. Most
of my my family on the Italian side were really smokers, and I would
bring a sea bag full of them. A cigarette. Wow, on the
plane I'm flying and flying home from Virginia on the plane, Ye do it
these days. But that's a lot of cigarettes, A lot of cigarettes if
to convince he has a cough, A lot when you're trying to convince some
of the yours. So why don't we do this, Why don't we take
a compersure break now, and we'll be right back after this. You're listening
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quickly, let me introduce the co conspirators. Girls, you know he's here,
the very famous one one. Hello Mac, Hello girls, Hello,
everybody and all ships at sea, Welcome to the show. All sad to
be here and pleasure is all mine as you know, it's all ours.
Also with us is our international correspondent, Switchblade, Steve Woard switch Yeah.
So I'd like to point out I was an international correspondent before. Oh club
was an international club guy. Really yeah, Okay, we're going there now,
you're going to go there with him. Yep, yeah, there go
round one. Also with us is as what you was just mentioning, is
security chief International Security Chief Willie Club the big Twink. Thanks Matt, I'm
the legitimate international. You know, he appointed himself, if you can recall,
and that's okay. You know he needs something. He didn't kind of
appoint himself. He did. We'll go back into the show to show it's
something demand informly. Well, you know he said to ego problems before he
tells me he's trying to control of them. So I'm going to believe him.
I can judge by his here style. Okay, he put a lot
of work into it today. Let's give him that. Also with us in
the studio is oh, I know it was your for Mechanics, slash King
of the b Slash get Away Driver. We're in the shirt, We're in
the Maclone's shirt, We're in Macarlon's ship for you. I'm uh, I'm
dressed for the dressed for success. You know, it's not the kill.
I'm here. I'm trying to impress the boss. You know, well,
maybe there's more money. Maybe there's more money in it. Where is he?
I want to talk to him and thank you, Alfa Jos. Also
with us is uh, well, we're not gonna say favorite good Witch anymore
because favorite fans. Super fan Susan Kay is with us down there in North
Carolina. How are you doing, super fan? No, let me start
again. I was a tongue tied, damn looking at you. Also with
us is super fan Susan Kay down there in North Carolina. Susan, how
are you? I'm doing great? Thank you for asking, how are you
doing? Thanks for having me. I was tempted to do a Southern voice
there, but it caught myself at the last minute. You must be sick
of hearing that, right you being from Massachusetts. Yeah, it's although some
real fixed Southern drawls. I really I really doesn't intrigue me. I like
those, But so I have a wicked, weird accent because I do have
a little, you know, hung on just some of that in and got
a little bit of a Southern thing going on. Wow, one and one,
Good to you. Thanks for joining us down there. There was thirteen
so ten years just kidding, Oh holy how more than twenty years? Really?
H it would be not surprising to pick up a little bit of an
accent, but she's retained her in Boston accent because I can understand this.
People so asked you, so, where are you from? Where are you
from? Sweetheart? As soon as I say something with an hour in it,
it's all it's all over. Yeah. That's one of the things that's
hardest to curb is the hours I lived in another state and New k people
used come up to me and say, what's this and they be holding the
quarter okay, just to laugh, you know, I'm the monkey on the
string. Two bits get out of here. Also with us is a good
friend down there in Tony, Connecticut, Susie bestile, Susie, how are
you? So? I might be misunderstanding your accent, mac because I swear
I heard you mumble a few times that you had a good joke. But
I haven't heard any good jokes cat jokes. I I got it wrong.
Cat jokes. No, he just mumbles a lot. Yeah, I do
mumble a lot too, okay, but I figured tonight just to you know,
not to offend anyone, no cat jokes. Sorry, okay, But
anyway, I was thinking during the break, Susie, ever think of doing
like a book about your family? So someone who's with us right now,
keeps peer pressuring me into doing that one one, So I think I might
have to. Okay, yeah, okay, I think it'd be good because
you know, every good book has like a lot of murder and stuff in
it and beheadings. Cool. I'm going to start on it, but I
might not publish it until after my mother is not able to read it.
Oh, good, good plan. Okay, all right, sorry, ma,
okay, all right. In bringing in the redhead aspect of it,
you know a lot, that would be my advice to you. Okay,
then it would all make sense for it to beheadings ginger. I think I
can work that in. Okay, great, thank you, sir. Also
with us looking very tony, No, not tony, that's not the right
word. Very was the British word. Very smart, very smart, and
depth are brilliant. Brilliant brilliant is right, hat Andy, Marissa? Over
there in England, what we know it's the raneest pot. What what town
do you live in? What part of England do you live in? In
Somerset? Somerset, Summerset on our summer set we needed with summers Okay?
Was that a joke? I'm not really that, well, that's not my
accent. I'm from the southeast, which is more summer. It'sok a bit
more like that roll. So I decided that, as you have so many
international correspondents, I am the inter dimensional correspondence. Okay, good. I
just want to say your accent here, so you know your accent sounds all
the same to us. Okay, I don't mean that as being offensive.
So Summerset, fish and chips he's eating this week? Yeah, non non
sae, it's a myss for dinner tonight. Actually, see we I think
it's like Chinese food. We eat more of them. I don't like the
beans. I mean they I wish they had like Boston baked beans here and
they get this. They get them the Hinds red beans swimming and iaged to
find an entire wall of baked beans. Was sent to suss she's not a
fan of I don't mind them. I even want in the Blue Moon with
fish and enough. So and so you're in the town of summer Set.
Is that it? That's the county that's kind of okay, and it rains
more than any place in England. Was that a joke of someone the colored
summer Set you know, well it's the summer land. That's a that's a
bigger joke. M e R. It's linked to like the Middle East this
summer. That's what we claim anyway, you know, Max. Fortunately it's
not Midsummer Murders, which is a great British show. But people are just
dying like like, don't take this bad. In Boston the crickets are complainings
in the Midsummer area is not far from here, so yeah, it's it's
reasoned to be closed. So there are mid some of the some towns in
the air who met someone. Alton is one of them. Genuine towns.
Well, yes, I'd like to say that where was the place where they
filmed? Uh the prison? Remember guys in Wales, which is not far
from the other side. I remember the name of the town, but it's
it's quite fanousy does in the TV program. It's in Wales really early,
really early, kind of weird black and white, kind of science fiction e
in a way, totally British but really good. The guy's name was yeah,
number six, number six. Yeah, that was a great man.
That was a great TV show watch for to the US as kind of a
summer replacement series. At the time, but then later on they uh you
got to see all the episodes that was that was so well done in the
in the area, man, that Andy the area. They filmed that in
Marry. I think it's cool be a port Marion. Yeah, Marrion shop
Weald is not far from us. It's probably an hour or so to the
border. So I want to say, I'd like to segue. All this
talk about England makes me hungry, but it doesn't. But I will throw
it to switch anyway because of his uh breakfast fetish. So Switchy, you
already disappointed us earlier. Okay, people are now holding up slatch for the
q CODs e ratic control already you can't see club, you know, making
it being kind of a rabble seeing laugh and vomit at the same time.
Okay, So Switchy, what did you have for breakfast today? Oh?
This is going to be disappointing. I was. I was partying late last
night. I slept in way late, and I got up. It wasn't
really a breakfast per se, but I apologized. Next week it'll be better.
Okay. Wait, I went, I went to Wendy's Burger and fries
hung on my coke. You a connoisseur. Yeah, he really knows.
I uh, what's his name? Ramsey has got nothing over on me,
tell you right, he's dead. So listen. So did you say,
though? The more interesting god is you said you were pottying the night before
and get in late. Yeah? Okay, I was Did I hear that
kind of imaginary party? Oh? Really? Yeah? Okay? Yeah?
Right? Is your hands still? I was gonna say we're back that ex
ham stuck? Okay, Wow he didn't. Sorry girls, huh right Mac?
Whatever you said? Yes, in fact, why don't you just edit
club? This freaking too expensively? Too expensive? That's okay, club just
this one time? You can come back next up. I just say what
comes to mind. That's all just being honest. Man. That's the problem.
Holy god, it's the North versus itself again. So anyway, well,
I mean, I guess we'll throw it at some you know, we'll
talk about reports in a second. But I've had this info like in front
of me for weeks that I wanted to tell people about it. So I
just just read this. You know, I get on my news food feed
tons of like scientific stories because I you know, click on one now,
I get all of them. But they just had a survey of the galaxies
in the universe, in the known universe, okay, so get read for
this. Every galaxy has a has a median of five hundred thousand stars.
Okay, that's more or less. That's all begin like she's they can be
bigger, they can be, you know, smaller, but around that five
hundred thousand stars. Milky Way has like even more than that. They just
took the survey and they found out that there are two hundred no, I'm
sorry, I got it, I got it mixed up me. Oh this
we we will let it. Every galaxy has five hundred billion stars. Five
hundred billion stars every billion okay, all right, who counted those five?
They have some way of doing it. And they have just determined that there
are two trillion galaxies okay, two trillion galaxies, each one having roughly five
hundred billion stars in it, and that's the known kind of visible universe,
and they know that it is much much bigger. And the person explaining it
said, don't try to understand it because the human brain just can't have the
concept of what it's like. You know, that's how big it is.
Makes us kind of small in a way, so it's ridiculous to think that
they can be. Yeah, life else the way to thing of all,
if we were the only ones, that would be very strange. Just may
I add to that, if you know, in our galaxy, the Milky
Way galaxy, if there was life on a planet in our Milky Way galaxy
and they wanted to travel to get here, it would take them about a
billion years to get to Earth from where they are. That's and see it's
and that just proves that to me two things. First of all, you
know the billion years. You know, I have to correct that if you,
I mean, we don't know what their technology is. You're you're basing
the technology. Yes, well that it's time travel faster than the speed of
light. Well, they don't know that we're around, Yes they do.
That might be that that that might be one of these things that someday are
broken. Other it's going to somehow go around it. But but the thing
is this is that what we use here on Earth is basically ballistic technology to
get our rockets into space. We shoot them up there and and we measure
things in miles Okay, miles are relative to the Earth. Okay, they
have nothing to do once you leave the Earth. The distance between here and
there is so vast that if we're ever going to go anywhere, we're going
to have to find a completely different way of traveling, just like you know
the hust and buggy to the car to the plane to whatever. But it's
going to have to be some kind of huge, huge leap. You know,
people always talk about warp drives and all this kind of stuff, and
you know it's going to have to be something like that. Well, that's
what I mean, like like something like that time travel, you know our
time time travel stones that you see in the in the serious outland there.
I want to go to those stones and see if I can get my ass
back to some someplace, some weird place in Scotland or something. Well,
time travel is space travel is time travel. You know, if two twins
blasted off at the same time and one went you know, to alpha century
and back, he would not age as much as his brother on the on
the ground. Okay, that's just you know, you know how it works.
But it's also like if you let's say, the so the dinosaurs run
the Earth, I don't know, one hundred million years ago, let's say,
okay, if you if you went to a planet one hundred million miles
away from us and had a telescope powerful enough, you would look back.
You would see the dinosaurs. Okay, because that's how light travels. And
it's a time thing. It's not a mileage thing. It's a time thing.
And and we we I guess we can't appreciate because we're down here,
you know where you know, we we just kind of live by the set
of rules that we have, you know, on Earth. But someday they'll
just figure out a way to go faster and go Well, there is one
theory that I've run into that I found very interesting, and I didn't create
this theory either. But you know, humans are still Homo sapiens are still
evolving, and we're going to continue to evolve. What if we evolved to
the point where, you know, in our brains there are electrical impulses.
What if we evolved into electrical impulses, then we wouldn't have any type much
of a limit on travel because we wouldn't have the mass that would we have
right now? Right? Yeah? Interesting, Okay, Yeah, they have
someone in the rocket ship really costs a lot more money, makes it more
of a bigger job. But I think also too, I mean, really
think about what's happening here. I mean the most successful things that they have
blasted off the earth, you know recently, our robots, let's say robots.
Okay, where why go through the time and the expense to have things,
you know, occupied by humans when you can have it occupied by robots
or artificial intelligence. It's like being there, if you know what I mean.
You know, maybe at some point someone will actually want to make the
journey, but you know, robotic things run by AI. I don't think
there's a chance we won't even have to leave the Earth to explore space,
if you know what I mean. It's cheaper anyway. Switch if you find
your report yet, No, I'm going to count on. Let's got to
Susie. Not to put you on the spot, but you must have a
million kind of weird stories. Kind a weird story do we want today?
Include booze pot in ex Amston. Why does the x chamster have to cover
everyone? Just I don't know, just keep someone that's in the air.
You got a brief start what we just were talking about. If you're interested,
well, let's see, let's see if Susie, can you know,
set up and then we'll have you command and relief. Yeah. Well,
so to follow along with our theme of paranormal and stone places, I actually
went to Old Newgate Prison on Saturday. Haven't you guys heard of that one?
Oh? So it was a It started out as a copper mine colonial
error. So in seventeen oh seven they started mining for copper there and it
was not a successful venture, to say the least mining for copper. They
ended up turning it into a prison. So the first several years at the
prison was open, which was like seventeen seventy three to seventeen seventy five,
almost all their prisoners they had escaped. The first prisoner actually lasted eighteen days,
but they were keeping them in the mine. And what they did was
they just put a ladder down the mine shaft the opening to the mine,
and then they would have the prisoners go down and then they would pull the
ladder back up because they couldn't get out. That was all they were doing
when they first started there. It was notorious for breakouts. And you can
you can go there and you can take a tour and go down in the
mine. Today really it's open, yep, and it's it's right near Bradley
Airport, so you know it's not far from Springfield either. But there have
been a lot of deaths down in the mine, including two prisoners that tried
to dig an escape tunnel that collapsed and they never recovered the bodies down there.
So they will show you where the bodies are on the tour. They're
still down there. Yeah, so you go down in this mine, they
bring you to the solitary confinement cell, which is it's a mine, so
it's just a cavern carved out in stone and drilled into the ground. There's
like a metal hook where they used to chain the person in solitary in that
is actually right by the water table, so that chamber would flood and there's
no bathrooms down there, no lights, not a nice place to stay.
And then you know there was thirty four documented deaths there. And it's also
a stone cavern too, So if you believe in like the stone tape theory
or whatnot, what does that tell us? So there, you know,
there are theories that kind of like residual energy can get stored in places,
but especially stone, and I mean they they basically made a ghost factory down
there. If you know all of the lore about you know, how you
get a ghost, It's true, you have like all the elements that add
up there. So I you know, if you if you talk to the
tour guides there, if you go to their website, they're not interested in
the paranormal aspect of it. They'll tell you it could be haunted, but
we're here to tell you about the history of the place. Yeah, they
don't cater to the like the the ghost hunter crowd at all. But I
do think it would be fun for someone that's more sensitive to that kind of
thing to go down there and see what they get from that place, like
switch. Yeah, interesting, Wow, in what year was this? So
the prison opened in seventeen seventy three, okay, all right, and it
closed and I want I think it was eighteen twenty seven, eighteen twenty eight,
Okay, then it opened again, is under the name Wabhole. I'm
a Walpole person. Well, well, thank you. Well they had a
lot of American Revolutionary War prisoners there right in the house. Is yeah,
oh really Yeah, anyone that like the British got stuck in the mind.
Yeah. When I was teaching for Penn State. I taught at a maximum
security prison in Pennsylvania, and it was the Huntington State Prison was a maximum
security prison, and there were certain places I had to go in there alone,
you know, when all these prisoners and these up these spiral staircases.
Thanks and there probably wasn't a time when something strange didn't happen from some kind
of residual energy being in that area. Especially. Have you been to Eastern
State Penitentiary, which one Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia. No, I've been
in Huntingdon State, you know prison and then the one called Blonnak's Workhouse in
Pennsylvania. Yeah, Eastern State. It's old, it's closed now, it's
ruins almost, but they do tours and they do nighttime tours at Halloween.
You can go see where al Capone cell was. That one is notoriously haunted
and they, you know, specifically call it demon infested. Yeah, because
Huntingdon had like a lot of the do you remember the Jablonski murders that went
on with the Teamsters unions of all of those prisoners or how many were there
were? All the bad guys were there. That's why a lot of strange
things but by Taylor Swifts old man paid off the teamsters think about it.
But where's Jimmy Hoffer? You know where he is the thirty yard line of
Jersey Stadium. So anyway, well listen, So when don't we pivot?
As the kids say to Andy, you have some kind of what creepy,
ghostly British something rather stranger I found. I'm actually planning to launch a little
YouTube channel where I use my very interesting voice to talk about ghost stories.
And you have a very interesting voice, a rather strange report I thought was
quite fascinating. Just briefly. The idea of stone tape comes from a writer
called Nigel Neil, who's best known for the quater Mass series of novels,
which nice good movie. Yeah, and it's actually here was a story by
Hint the Stone take Through. It was one of his stories, and it's
been taken up as I mean a real possibility. The idea would be more
sort of the crystal can somehow recall thing and they can be replayed. I
mean they say the em Field theory is a similar kind of thing, but
it's moved to energy rather than the stones. I was just looking into some
interesting short stories I could tell them on new YouTube channel I came of goross.
This one was rather fascinating. A guy in two thousand and nine in
California was basically traveling through the desert with his pet dog and just out for
the day, and the dog needed to relieve itself, so he stopped his
car and the dog got out, and he followed his dog into the desert
area, and the dog saw a rabbit and he chased after the rabbit,
so of course, he ran after his dog, tripped over and knocked himself
out on a stone, saying it was out cold. When he came round,
he was positioned side a very strange looking vehicle, some kind of transportation
vehicle he described it. And stay next to him was a man who'd basically
take him to his vehicle to sort of help him revive and being knocked out,
and he said he was from an inter dimensional travel agency various dimensions,
and he'd come to this one. It was just part of this sort of
adventures, if you like. And they talked about the different realities they'd lived
in, and one of the things he said was that in his reality,
the Beatles were still going two and nine, none of them had died.
And they were still recording music. And he actually gave this chap an audio
tape of these Beatles songs and an album that they had apparently recorded, which
was called something So I've just lost the name of the album disappeared Everyday Chemistry
it's called. And you can actually go to the guy's website which is called
The Beatles Never Broke Up dot Com and he's uploaded the music and it is
the most bizarre stuff I think I've ever heard. I've played a few of
the tracks now. It kind of reminded of the Beatles, perhaps in the
kind of very psychedelic phase of their music. Is very strange, whether it's
supposed to have been perhaps the music I had transformed over the years, say
supposially two thousand and nine of them still they were still going. But I've
actually I can possibly play one of the tracks if you're interested. I think
we can't play yeah, you can't play songs on the on the show.
I have I upload it to my YouTube channel to confirm there's no copyright infringement
on it. So let me just tell my microphone around and I'll play it
that this is yeah, there you go. The Beatles Never broke up.
Here we go? Is Ringo singing? I hope not? Mm hmmm,
I like it so far. Hmm. This is in their ambient noise face
obviously. Is it playing it? Is it playing it? Are they tuning
up sounds like Switches party or something like that? Yeah, yeah, not
a lot of conversation, not a lot of Yeah, he's just he's just
so had club. He couldn't he couldn't hold back from more than a minute
two points to club. So Andy have Andy's dancing, so apparently he's here
it. I don't play the rest of it, but it is very strength.
We didn't hear a word, we did anything. We didn't hear a
note. But it was funny. They'll take it from use us I can.
I'll send you the recording itself. Okay. It's a very weird mixture
of bits and pieces of music. Okay, it's kind of all over the
place, the focus in the backgrounds a little bit like John Lennon. But
it's sightly distorted. It's very strange music. But yes, so this guy
claimed that these are the new recordings and the beats of another dimension oh well,
and that he is up below them to this website. It's very strange.
Well, if it's true, Apple somehow find out a way to capitalize
on it. As it turns out, Apple Music charge your They this is
the Beatles, the company that basically the Beatles' own Apple corporation, and they
make let's see, eighty seven thousand dollars a day every day just on royalties
for Beetle music. I think about that eighty seven grand for years. I'msolutely
no, I'm sorry, but but there's a reason why McCartney is a billionaire,
you know, or over a billionaire. I mean, there's a reason
Ringo is worth like four hundred million dollars. Just the residuals alone are enormous,
you know. So, and I'm glad the music still stays around,
if you know what I mean. So wow, So what happened to this
guy? So he came back? Did he did he hit his head again
or something and came back to our world? Has just literally left. This
website itself is stuff. It was very old fashioned looking, it's quite probably
put together. It just left the whole long story about exactly what happened and
now all came about. But it's just fascinating because Richard his name is two
thousand and nine, had this experience, but it's just interesting thought. Yeah,
I mean, obviously people are really chilled him completely because the saiense can
be nonsense. But the music is it's not like it's pieces of existing Beadle's
music they put together and quite how it's been put together. So the lyrics
are lily but it has the sound of the kind of Beatles' slightest style certainly,
but it's funny, quite straight. It's nothing particularly spectactic about it,
which is very stronge. Well, the movie Yesterday kind of kind of the
same way. What happens to him? Does he get hit in the head
or something they got in Yesterday? He gets hit the world didn't exist,
and he wakes up and there on the bus he gets hit by a bus,
and the lights were going out everywhere. There was a strange power outage
across the world right right, it hit it hit his area just the right
time where he got hit by a bus, because nobody could see where they
were going, right, And he wakes up, you could hear and he
wakes up and there are no Beatle comedy ensues because when everybody wakes up,
then everybody never heard of the Beatles and they never heard of coke. And
there was a number of things, a few other things that that that is
the greatest film. That was so much fun. Yeah, yeah, it
really was, because they remember one time the guy says, you know,
I could kill for a cigarette, and everyone's looking at him like, what
the hell is a cigarette? Yeah, they're a cigarette. But there are
times in it where the guy who who plays the lead guy he really did
a great job and he sits down and he there's several scenes in the movie
where he said, mesh something, Yeah, Mesh, that's really good guy.
He's the same same producer, a director, writer that did Love Actually,
yeah, he's a famous whatever. Say, oh god, who's who's
the who's the actor that he deals with all the time? Blackadder? Uh,
you know what I'm talking about Atkinson Atkinson, No one knows who.
That is such a great film. So there's three or four scenes in that
where Friendly James is in it. There are three four scenes in a where
where he is in a situation where he's going to play a new song for
people like this one for his girlfriend, went for his parents and I think
went for a record company. And when he does it like he plays yesterday
in one of them, and the people are just like sitting there. They're
like shocked, kind of they go, how did you He's pretending he's writing
these songs? And when I wa was said that almost like kind of gut
me and the tear ducks because it's like, what's it like to hear a
Beatle song for the first time again, you know what I mean? And
that's what that movie was about. And it was good, and then then
it turned funny, like when they have the remember they had the meeting in
the record company's office and there's like about four hundred people at the table and
they get through kissing kissing his ass with like five minutes the other grace and
then they say, now here's how we're going to change you. Yeah right,
Yeah. It was perfect, you know, I mean, it hit
all the kind of funny points. Lily James is beautiful in it. You
just follow him up with their you know, two minutes into the movie.
Nice little movie. Because thirty eight million dollars eighteen million of it went for
licensing the Beatles songs. There's eight Beatles songs. I don't believe. Yeah,
amazing, Yeah, it was you come to this scene where I'm sorry,
I can't remember the guy's name. He's a famous writer, but he
he's kind of playing himself, but he goes to him and said instead of
saying, hey Jude, we want to change it to hey dude, yes,
forgive me and to produce it. Yeah. That was uh, that
was just something. Jack Malick is the the the Beatles interpreter basically. Yeah,
yeah, he's the guy that becomes a superstar on the Beatles music.
Yeah right yeah, where he meets meets the Beatle that died and you know,
uh, that was touching. I've never heard of this movie. It's
only a probably eighty five to five to seven years yesterday. It's a really
good one in nineteen watching Amazone anyone, I suggest anyone who's never seen it,
just whether you're Beatle fan or not, just watch. It's a really
interesting The way they do it is very interesting. The way it's done is
really clever. I just loved every minute of it it. Richie Curtis so
did that is that his name? Right? Now? Yeah? Maybe one
of those Britains some great films for distractors. Yeah, and then these two
people that said that are from remember the Beatles too, like these two people,
remember the women played by Sarah Lancaster. Is that a name? Yeah,
she's fantastic. Now he's at a concert and one of them holds up
a yellow submarine. He goes, ah ship because he remembers the Beatles,
but no one else does, and he goes, no one should know about
yellow submarines and that, and he thinks that they're gonna they're gonna expose right.
Yeah, so happy that somebody has brought back the Beatles music. So
they're kind of cheering him on. Yeah, there's so many twists. Yeah,
just an interesting story. The way they did it was very well done.
So anyway, guys come across the other rather stranger thing to do with
the Beatles, the conspiracy of pau McCartney being dead. Oh yes, I
remember that. There was actually a movie called Port McCartney is Dead, straightforward
time. It's supposed to be a confessional take from George Harrison after he died
to kill telling exactly what happened and how they covered up in his car crash.
That is quite a fascinating film to watch. Actually it's a complete nonsense,
of course, but it's Paul McCartney is dead. It's supposed to the
deathbed confessions of George Harrison trying to tell the story of what we had when
he joined wings. He was halfway there, believe me. Yes, why
don't we do that? What Sometimes it's just fascinating. It's well put together,
complete nonsense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, you know everyone
likes a good conspiracy. I remember when it happened and it turned in the
Abbay Road had just coming out, come out more or less, and all
of a sudden people are buying millions and millions of Beatle Line. I mean,
it's one of the best things that are bumping sales like that. They
didn't expect, let's say, and I'll lasted for a long time, and
uh, you know it didn't hurt them any Let's put it that way.
So I'm about well done. I think we're overdone here. So we're going
to bring the train into the station. Switchy please already I'm looking for the
train, am I right? There? Are for a story what happens Agad
Suan Susan Klea repeat it for our audience. He was looking for the train
wreck picture. I think with you. It's my late report has been here
for the last three weeks go ahead, within within reach and for some reason,
and he has vanished into a vile Yeah, yeah, cat. I
was going to suspect one of the cats on one or two of them.
It's a good story though. It's Tim schwartz latest book about UH time Distortions
time travel. There's some pretty cool stuff in there. If I could just
get my hands on it, it would have been really cool. Wow.
Don't you don't you write in that? Don't you have a section in that?
No? No, have you written? Haven't you been part of some
of his books? When I think of someone that I was in, I
was. I had a little piece in UH one of when when Tim Beckley
was still with us. It was called The Wild Weird. I can't remember
the name, but I'll tell you Switchy tonight on name. I'm getting worried
about switch Club. I'm getting worried about switch He can't remember, he can't
find stuff, he doesn't know where the train club will tell you. It's
all that damn party. His hair is on to tie is a crazy guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah you can. Yeah, okay, English breakfast
for breakfast every day. He'd be in much better shape. I normally do
have a decent breakfast at Tutors at Hoors Club. Right, yeah, there
you go. There's my witness right there. Well, listen, in the
two minutes we have left, Susan, Kay, Susan, k of the
two minutes we have left, do you have any uh any after glow of
your of your visit with Switch, you did tell us that Joe's and spends
the night with them, And now all of a sudden, way, oh,
that's a vicious lieh room or anyway, you told us that a half
hour before you arrived, you called them, you thought you had thoughts of
turning around, correct. I was just nervous. It had nothing to do
with Switch, you know, I just kind of you know, all of
a sudden it was real that, you know, I was presenting myself from
the next two days to someone that really didn't know much about me, and
maybe he wasn't so happy about me being there. Wow, it sounds like
a Hallmark movie. Thank god it wasn't a club that showed up for club
and address. Susan, you're coming up here for the UFO Festival. Absolutely,
I missed it last year, just by it as much. I'm not
missing it this year. So they gotta get their so so ten minutes before
you get here, you might you might have a burn around in Rhode Island.
All right, listen, it will take me two or three minutes just
to say goodbye everyone. First of all, Andy, thank you for joining
us. Andy Summer stat England. It rains all the time, correct,
yes, yeah, okay, thank you for I'm going to look up that
movie or that guy's website. Sounds interesting. Do you have anything to plug,
as the kids say, just my website I'm planning to do, which
will be be reading ghost stories and mysteries. I just thought i'd give that
a little shot. So my publishing company, which is doing all the well
when the next book is out next week? Okay, super dup. What's
the name of your website again? Ninth Circle Press? Okay dot com.
Also, Andy Merriser and I do a podcast occasionally called The High Strangers Factor
and even occasionally uh. Susie Bastill is a guest co host on the same
show. Well, that's interesting because I got I got a fan letter,
fan and quotes that happened to address this little show of guys. I don't
want to say a little show, but you know what, I mean it
is fortnightly as they say, right, okay, well yeah, unless I'm
dragging my heels. But normally every fortnight. You know what it says club.
You're gonna love this. It says switch. Remember you have a co
host. Let them talk. Every once in a while. You have to
fight against the dead air. Be very careful, but there's no dead air.
Andy. Thank you for joining us. It's been wonderful. How many
umbrellas do you own? Actually quite a few. Yeah, surprise you go
out without them, brother and forget it. Then another one because that makes
sense. Thank you for joining us. When you visit somebody, they let
you borrow umbrellas or just take it and take them return it when you get
a chance or something. There's a there's a woman downstairs in my apartment complex
on Milford on C who has this whole array of umbrellas and walking sticks.
So hey, knock yourself up, grab one if you don't have one,
or you know, if you're an American and think it doesn't rain in England.
Sorry person, anyway, Brelli's and your wellies and Wellington's those green boots
that you see the queen wearing. And you know I do not know if
you rest in peace. I've got an umbrella that will stand ninety mile an
hour winds if you want to borrow that. Wow. See it's so British,
you know what I mean? Just thinking about good umbrellas and stuff.
Anyway, thank you, Andy, Susie a time to say goodbye. I
think you have a very interesting family. Sounds kind of like a mafia family
in a way from two or three hundred years ago, and they can whack
all these people. But and you have and your grandmother is in a haunt
that I agree. I think you should just write a book about your family.
Change your name, of course, what do you think? Absolutely,
yeah, do an audio tape for yourself talking about yourself, and then direct
the book out of it. I need someone to follow me around and write
down everything I say. Oh really, yeah, okay, you know the
last time you're run said you were going into the Bridgewater Triangle and you're going
to use your son as bait. We're wondering how that turned out. My
sonaseled out of it at the last minute, but I did go. I
did some experiments with dowsing rods, not the most successful, but I have
hope going to practice with him some more. Well, yeah, okay,
try to you know, eventually find something more interesting than water or my headphones
that I lost with the dowsing headphones to be click your phone oil anyway.
Yeah, thank you Susie for joining us. We'll talk to you soon.
Thanks for having me al. I'm going to say good night to you now
only because I'll forget it later to get rid of me. You know,
a lot of to leave now. Uh, thank you. It's not the
cast called Davey. Thank you all for joining us. You and the bees.
Hey glad to be here. Okay. One of them got in my
office the other day, but I let him go. It was alive,
you know. I let him go like fish or something, you know what
I mean, just kind of out the door. I had a catch,
well, catch them in a glass and I went. It was a whole
thing. It would have been easier if I just right. But then you'd
be like me and have a fat hand because it would sting you. And
then you'd say, you call me up and go out. How do we
get the sting around? I think I'm too fascinating. Thank you all for
joining us. Susan Kay, sorry, it's the times first to say goodbye
to you. Thank you, thank you for stepping in. It's just always
an amazing surprise. You make my day, my week, my month when
you say hi. So thank you for the opportunity, and thank you.
Thank you for your great impression of Raven earlier in the show. It was
really good. It was that was great. Do you want to give us
a little piece of it again? Raven? How are you tonight? Hi,
my friends, thank you so much for having me. I'm drinking on
cannabis. Get that cat out of it. Wat great, very well,
that's good, and I mean that out of love. I'm not trying to
be I love Raven to death, but thank you for the opportunity to fill
in for her. Switchy, thank you for I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
sorry, sorry club, Sorry you're on the total poll. Damn, my
friend. Thank you for joining us, you know, very enjoyable times like
a potty. It was right after the top ten. You know. I
want to give a club a club. I want to give Switchy a hand.
Okay, he's giving you one hand, as it says, one hand
clapping switch Thank you club, Thank you man. You cads tonight have said
laugh, applause and vomit. What does that mean, I'll switchy. Thank
you for journey a switch Hey, it was one Windy's breakfast. A lot
of fun I apologize for. I actually have like two or three or four
previous reports. Wow, you lost them all the little Jerry X files,
and I couldn't find the right reports. So there you go. Yeah,
we don't. We don't, uh see the top of his head too much
to see when he was just looking around there for a second. Just pretend
to look around again. This is just for the round. Yeah, yeah,
come on, if that's not a rug, look at that. He's
got like a Tony Curtis front and it's an optical illusion. Or maybe it
isn't. I don't think so. Thank you switch for journeys. We appreciate
it. Okay, who's laugh? Doctor Bob? Doctor Bob, So you
took the e kg of the show tonight? What was it? Flat line?
I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said. You took the e kg
of the show tonight. You're a doctor. Was it a flat line?
Was it a roller coast one? Oh? It's it's uh, it's pretty
close to being totally excited. Okay, all right, it was a.
It was a good show today. I was hoping thinking down the road,
maybe someday I could become one of those international representatives. I'll see what happens.
I'd have to be allowed to leave the country. See what happens.
That happens. All Switchy did was take a piss in Canada and he's now
the international corresponding But please rate red hr for that. You can not club
down to peggers. I'll bring you up. That's all right. Yeah,
we have a I have a lot in common. I realized just this week
I joined a B club in South Padre Island. Really really, I opened
up a B club, So I joined it. Some stories next week.
Yeah, I can't wait. I'm going to give her a B plus on
that, you know, leave them laughing. Thank you? Uh, let's
see what uh? One one, thank you very much for joining us wanting
you're welcome. And before I leave it, one mentioned to be kind to
hedgehogs. Be kind to hedgehogs. Why donate to hedgehogs streams one of my
favorite hedgehog charities in the UK. Everything is a charity. Screw those kids
in Somalia. The biggest trust that what's a charity once again British. Yeah,
okay, and you know we want to maintain the hedgehog. The hedgehog
highways I think are better maintained than the real highway. Yeah, but they
call them in that hedgehogs highways where people run them over, and that's why
they call them hedgehogs. That's the unfortunate. The hedgehog highway is basically holes
or you know, these square holes in the bottom of your fence in between
people's garden. They're all little highway I got it, okay, So they
can travel within your garden with that rest and then going out on the sidewalk
and what the footpath as they call it and hitchhikke. I had this fantasy
of a cat highway, you know what I mean? Wow, brought to
you by Goodyear. They used to have an Armadillo Highway in Texas. Really
yeah, what happened to them? Well, okay, we got anyway.
On that note, leprosy was the last word of the show. Let me
do the plux. First of all, I just want to tell everyone,
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Star Troops Home Star Troops you know by now, is an organization that builds
homes for our disabled veterans people who have been hurt in combat. After nine
to eleven in the Iraqi War in the Afghan War, they build these homes
to them that are more adaptable to their needs. That means low account of
space, not a lot of stairs, things like that. And then when
they finish the house, they give them the keys, they rip up the
mortgage. It's their house of life. They don't I have to pay a
million every month and go out rejoin society. These are people who gave a
lot for us. We should give a lot to them. That's home strung
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to our veterans. That's very, very high in the charity business. Please
check them out. Also, we end w show by saying John McCain was
not a loser, folks, he was a war hero. He was a
wounded veteran. You don't make fun of people like that. You look up
to them. So this is mac for the entire gang until you hear us
next time. Please be safe, be happy, and bye bye. I'm
the only one to blame for this. Somehow it all adds up for sea
soaring on the wings of pride. I flew too high, like it the
recycle, like with the world. I try so hard to leave be high,
to rid myself of all, but love to give and tie, turn
away, not become another nail to piece to skin. The one who loves
me more deeply than the oceans, more open than tis of a world embracing
every holiday, cannot be the one to side grip fine or grip spear.
Want waterflow, Take my world the farm. I on my to take my
world. The farm broke in on I need, Ah said and done.
I stand alone amongst remains of a life I should not own. It takes
all I am just to believe in the mercy that covers me. Did you
really have to die for me? All I am for all? You are
what I need and what I believe. Our world about take my word about.
I on my ny, change my well. The bone broke in on
my na, change my wild the bone I am on my ny, change
my world the bo