Welcome to you Softcore History. What is up? Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
back to Softcore History. I am your host, Rob Fox, the one
with the voice that projects the most, which is why Dan always gets mad
at my mic levels. Speaking of Dan, I'm I'm joined by Dan Rojester.
Hey man, what's up? Just do them apart Rob for the podcast
trying to grow the brand. Yeah, we're growing the break kind of like
ESPN type car wash. Yeah yeah, but like not on purpose. They
just needed guests. I feel like, yeah, I guess they just hit
me up. Like I went on RBP on Friday, they put me behind
the paywall though, so the Ross bowlan, you gotta yeah, you gotta
pay for Ross and Jared's podcast if you want to hear me. Um.
But then I went on Circling Back Today and uh pimped out softcore History.
Uh And immediately Brett Merriman called me out for it, saying like, oh,
you mean like a hard wre his reel like Dan Carlin. But yeah,
that's a joke, man. The joke kind of ripped that off.
Yeah that we are not doing that now covering history. We're not hiding the
whole fucking point. Yeah. I actually listen to the first five minutes of
that because I saw you posted about it. I was like, yeah,
that's yep, you got it. Yeah, nailed it in. So it
was a funny thing to do, Like I figured out your joke, asshole,
fuck you. Yes, we wanted everyone to figure out the joke.
What now? Yeah, yeah, it's it's transparent, yeah, not hiding
that. Yeah. Yeah. We're like the fat kid that's owning Tubby.
It's like I am Tubby. Our goal is to get a cease and desist
from Dan Carlin. We haven't succeeded until we get a Dan Carlin C and
D. Yeah, and immediately we we play the parody law yeah card,
which I think I think qualifies it does. To be quite honest, part
of my take can exist, softcore history can exist. Yeah, he can't
do anything with that. No, it's not called hardcore history. So and
there's no let me be clear, we do not affiliate with Dan Carlin.
We're better than this doesn't doesn't make sense because that's like also every porn title
ever yea, like Martin Scorsese's not Chasing after Bangs of New York. That's
a weak porn title honestly Bangs of New York. Well, there's only so
many. You ever do the game, or you switch one letter and it's
a pornow in a movie. Never heard of it even, but I like,
yeah, no, I my favorite right now. I thought of this
one a couple nights ago, and so shutter Island. It's shitter Island.
It's about butts. Yeah, well to say the least, well, butts
was not even what I was thinking. That's like a lot cleaner than what
I was singing. Well, yeah, you know, I mean, it's
up to anyone to interpret it. I didn't say a lot of the movie
made it sound like a German ties of movie. Yeah, like well,
it just made it sound like Germany's MAUI yeah, shitter Island, Yeah,
that makes sense, or maybe Germany's fire. I'll go ahead and introduce myself.
I'm Goldman, author of Shitter Island, author of Shitter Island, New
York Times Best Author, Jake Coleman, author of Shitter Island. Man that
we're grace with so many New York Times bestsellers in our life. I know,
it's amazing none of us have written one yet we should have. Wells,
what's nice for me is I'm about to blame all my unfulfilled potential on
having a child. I should have had one sooner. It's such a good
excuse. Harness the energy and that. Yeah, and then harness that into
your parenting style. Yeah. And then they'll give up on your own hopes
and dreams and then just push it onto your own kids. Just bury it
in that kid. Was it like, I'll be like andre Agassi's dad,
except with jokes. I'm like funnier. I wake him up at like four
in the morning and just make them be funny something. I don't know how.
It's told me a knock knock, Yeah, give out a hard five
Type five, Give me a type five. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm
not in the industry. Yeah, like you, Jake, I'm not in
the industry either. I did my first open mic in a year and a
half. It's fine, it's fine. Did a couple of jokes, a
couple of singers, I would hope. So yeah, Um, no one
liked my joke about killing a turtle on mushrooms. I didn't, but some
other ones it was about turtle. Yeah, it's about Robert Aguero. No.
I kind of borrow from that story. But okay, yeah, but
r ip turntle. That's ever since that guy killed that turtle. FC was
sucked. Its sh You rip a fucking box turtle in half, your program
deserves to go down there. You're a monster if you do that. No,
I mean think about that though, like one of the most prolific like
sports dynasties FC football for probably the last twenty years, thirty years, and
they're just dogshit. Well they're gonna turn it around. I don't know if
you've seen the line in front of him, but you better used to hurt.
It's pretty strong. Mackenzie's right slash maybe his life. I just I
just want to know he ripped that turtle in half by like shell is shell
right? I don't know. No, I think he ripped the turtle out
of the shell and ripped it in half. I don't know. I don't
think you can rip a turtle. He that's too much. It was one
fell swoop. I think he grabbed the bottom shell on the top shell and
just are the shells that soft that you can should rip it in half?
People like animals still eat turtles, yeah, much less strong animals. Maybe
you just like he'll kicked it, like just dropped his heal into the back
of it. It's just split it. Anyway. I hope that guy,
uh, like, I guess that's not worth a death sentence, but like,
I hope he gets like pretty painfully injured. Now I don't deserves it
for that. I do not know the gueros. Um. I can't tell
the difference between the two of them. Um, it was the younger.
It was the younger, So I don't know if it's Robert or Yeah,
I don't put don't put that on the wrong person. Yeah, I don't
up the younger GUYO brother Okay, yeah, man, fuck that guy.
If you like turtles and you run into the younger Aguayo brother, literally rip
them in half, well if you and if you can't do that, just
get the hardest, like find a golf club and just hit him in his
fucking shin. We're gonna get a CND from that guy before we get one
from Dan Carlin Army. I would love. I know it's not a lawsuit,
but they say like, oh, I hope they choosed for discovery.
Yeah, I want that to happen so we can be like, oh,
you mean about the time you ripped a fucking turtle and a half, you
psychopath. Yeah, yeah, it's not we're not saying anything like that's not
true. It's yeah, it's documentary. Right, there's no proof what there's
no proof that he did it, but what if he did it, that'd
be fucked up with that guy framed him. This guy ripped his own turtle.
And we're actually gonna do a deep dive into this. That's my next
time actual episode where we will break our twenty effort into it and research.
We're gonna actually go to the fraternity of FSU get interviews. We probably should
do a murder doc on Turntle. Yes, that would be hilarious. Uh,
that's our idea. Wait wait, Coope, cut this. Yeah,
you gotta. We don't want to give that out. We're not giving it
out, but we will be murder doc on Turntle. I actually know it
was a Florida State Pike, right, I don't remember. I'm friends with
the Florida State from that time, your friends with the floor. That's like
saying your friends with someone from UCF. There's like it wasn't Florida State Pike
because Florida State Pike has enough guys to kick the shit out of football.
Yeah, there's no way that the Pike is like yeah, they also on
the football team. That's a militia. Yeah, because they have guns.
Yeah. No, it's like Pike fight out and lamb. The Kai were
like giant, enormous for some reason. When what do you mean for summer
when they just it's a night. It's not like they like all the houses
were that big. There were three, and then it was like a disparate
amount lower from those three. It was crazy. Anyway, it's not important
anyway. What important is what we're talking about tonight and what we're talking about
today. For no reason. This isn't topic or anything, which I do
sometimes in case you're wondering, like, oh, is rob of some fucking
topic about what anything that is going on? Now? No, I don't.
We're talking about the doctor's riot, the New York City doctor's riot,
doctor's rioting, yeah, of seventeen eighty eight. No, it's people writing
about doctors. Oh yeah, that could be topical. Yeah, I think
he's going for topical healthcare. Yeah, which I finally got a good salary
again, So fuck you in your healthcare. Yeah, No, I don't
care about any any of any people all here at Drinking Bro Studio sou or
tether Ball Media. Yeah. So yeah, I'm not poor anymore. So
I am now a capitalist. That's right, That's how it works. Yea,
yeah, yeah. It's so funny talking to people. As soon as
they make one of it's like, man, what comes on to my paycheck?
Fuck that? It's like, yeah, you start to notice. Yeah,
it's like at a certain point you're like, hmm, not of him?
Should I get back anyway? Yeah. So one of the you know,
the doctor's riots were the people of New York, about five thousand of
them. Uh, got pretty steamed at a group of doctors in New York
and rioted. And we'll get into why. Okay, obviously before we get
into this, have you seen a bunch of the vaccine commercials? I haven't
seen a single commercial. Oh it's all I see. Maybe I'm just watching
Network TV because of golf, but they're really hammering home just like, come
on, guys, you can take the vaccine. You do your part,
but that's the best. Who's what celebrity endorsement is happening there. It's like
news anchors that are not like national news anchors like al Roker okay, and
then like uh, doctors. They need to take the approach that like Axe
Body Spray did in the early two thousands, which is just like like the
guy gets a shot, then like a bunch of like half clothed women are
like, hey, you smell hot from your vaccine. No you, That's
how you have to appeal to all this stuff. It's the same way we
talked about with the anti gun commercial where it's like only pussies used guy.
Well, actually, well that was that only only gay slayers use guns,
right, what it needs to be like only the f only f ware has
used guns. We were telling us that Dan Holloway, Um, like if
they really want to get serious about gun control, um, just say real
men use bows, yeah, composite bows or crossbows, compound anything like compound,
but whatever the fuck. Yeah, and the commercial needs to start with
like someone breaking into the house and then some guys like you a robber,
Pip, and I need just have fucking Robin Hood on the staircase, just
like h and the yeah and just yeah exactly, the girl jumps in Robin
Hood's hands. Yeah, they make love like yeah, like a significant amount
of time it's a three hour longer we see, we see full penny,
yeah, all of it. Yeah, it's a very long poor note.
Yeah. Then what's that movie where there was a rule in movies like for
smoking cigarettes Rabs, Russians, Arabs and villains. Oh they could still smoke.
Yeah, so it needs to be a rule for in movies for guns.
Not really, I don't want this at all, but it is used
to be like women, homosexuals and others and who yeah, who's who's who's
Yeah, just shooting their little twenty two bo get away from me. I'm
holpless. That would work. The bullets just bouncing off people, that would
work, just like missing constantly. They're like, you can't stop me with
that. Very good. Yeah, you're gonna need something stronger, like a
compound bow. You need a who yeah and then and then just like John
Cena pops in double fisting crossbows. Yeah, no, that sounds right.
We need to start contacting lobbyist groups. Yeah. I think, Hey,
Dinosaur Juice and in a car, you've solved so many problems we've dude,
I can't can't tell you how many problems we've solved in like the last two
weeks, three weeks. Whatever the fuck we need to also scrub or like
we need to retouch Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings. Hey, but
make him like stronger the city of Orlando. No, no, no,
no, no, like he's too he's too he's too blond and elf like
you know what I mean. Like I've always had a problem with that.
Actually in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, it's like, I'll buy it
him. What I'm just saying is that we need and you just make him
look stronger, maybe again to just digitally insert John Cena as Legoless, but
with Orlando Bloom's head no, or just oh John. So you're saying,
yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't Well I don't. I don't give
the infatuation with him. No, we remake Lord of the Rings with John
Cena playing every character I could see, No, because then then all the
weapons are equal, right, I mean yeah, I guess yeah, that'll
be red all right. Anyway, let's get into the fucking topic here.
Yeah all right, can you can you write that down for us? You
got it? All right? Cool? Yeah? Then we had so many
good ideas there too. I know it was the one, just the one
I had that I was like, no one to oh the murder doc on
turntle. Yeah, that's what we're that's that's that's that's gonna be a softcore
history presentation. Yeah, like a produced Well, have a power point p
I'll be like prerecorded produced, like a murder doc that like your girlfriend or
wife listens to on a long we'll get like a little piano. There was
a happened like half a million dollars on this documentary, and where Jessie would
be down and where was Richie guayo the whole time, bump bump, It's
all about the music. Yeah. Anyway, Doctor's riots in New York happened
in seventeen eighty eight, back then seventeen eighty eight, talking about a country
that had just just become a country. At this point, the constitution was
only finalized, I believe a year before seventeen eighty seven. Jefferson had nothing
to do with it. Now, by what Timothy Dexter said, Yeah,
yes, Tom Jefferson was over getting his weener stroked in Paris while also like
getting really like eighteenth century woke. Basically, well, he was isolationist,
right, No, he was like no, he wasn't. He was like
we need to go to war on behalf of France to help them. But
I thought his whole problem to me was like he didn't want to trade with
anybody. Jefferson. Yeah, I think you're thinking of Woodrow Wilson. Yeah,
I know, I don't think anythinking of Jeffson, but I can't so.
Back then, late eighteenth century, it wasn't easy to learn how to
be a good doctor. How could it be. I feel like you just
have to have a steady hand with a saw on leeches. Yeah, pretty
much, pretty much Jefferson, the original isolate isolationists, isolation. I'm glad
dance messing with the floor. I think that's a I think that's a really
questionable accusation on behalf of who ever wrote that. Anyway, Obviously, becoming
a doctor back then was not very standardized, and anatomy still a bit of
a mystery. Didn't really we knew, We knew stuff. They got head,
shoulders, needs and toastpart down. Yeah, we do stuff, We
tried things. We were aware of bones. Blood. Yeah, this when
doctors took chances. Okay, they didn't do it by no goddamn book Trial
and error. Well, no, the worst part what's worse is there were
books, and people take things that they read seriously. Yeah, so they're
just wrong books. Yeah, books drain the body of bloods out all the
bad blood, put new blood in you. But yeah so. But to
study anatomy, to learn more about the human body, doctors in the late
eighteenth century across the globe, including the United States, uh not unlike now,
needed dead bodies to dissect and pull the organs out of and be like
this is fucking this. Oh wow, the heart's there. But people were
not wild about giving doctor is cadavers back then. Yeah. I'm sure there's
a lot of like religious We'll get into that. We'll get into that,
Okay, Yeah, um no, they probably think Frankenstein. Frankenstein was not
published for another twenty years, doesn't matter. They probably still think Frankenstein.
No, I'm sorry, forty years or thirty years. Thirty years, Yeah,
they were thirty forty years. They were brainstorming for that guy. Yeah,
think that was an original idea. No, not from a lady,
No, heavens no Mary Shelley Lord. Now if she had been gone by
like m J. Shelley, right, I don't like initials. A lot
of women do that, So they just people aren't like women wrote it.
Yea, yeah, a lot of Yeah, that's why. I mean j
JK they made JK Rolling do it. They're like, it's just gonna be
better sales if it people think it might be a dude that wrote it.
Why doesn't she rebrand now, like just put her actual name on the Harry
Potter bone. Joe Rowling? Is that her name? Joe? It's like
Joanna or Joe, but she goes by Joe. Canceled right now for the
trans stuff. She's been canceled a hundred times. Yeah, it's you,
hey, he kissing the people try to cancel her, you either die the
author of Harry Potter or live long enough to see yourself become the Voldemort.
Yeah, but you get a theme park. You get an entire theme park.
Yeah, well part of the universal But yeah, I might have say
a major part of the universe. A huge part of the funniest thing is
like when people want to cancel super rich people like JK. Rowling, it's
like, do you think she gives a fuck? Yeah, she said that.
Nobody ever actually gets canceled. No, Harvey weinste that's not a can't
that's an arrest. That's a legitimate prosecution. Like the guy is going to
jail for jail. Yeah canceled, No, No, he's doing specials.
Canceled and uh prosecuted, same things. Yeah, yeah, only the justice
system really cancels people like Timothy McVeigh. We canceled him. Ted Bundy canceled
well two times, but then he gets back. He d Richard Rodriguez and
fucking Richard Ramirez and uh fucking Ted Bundy. They could have gotten all the
trim they wanted if they were kept alive forever with conjugal visits, like no
one came. No, one's truly canceled, Like even those duds could get
laid. No, if you're murdered, you're canceled. Right Have you walked
outside? And Manson probably still gets put like he's dead. Is he dead?
Yes? When he died a couple of years ago, really yeah he
was. He was married for a hot minute, he was. Yeah,
I didn't know he died. Let's talk about these doctors. Yeah, so
Charlie people, they were while about having dead bodies dug up back then.
But doctors needed to learn about anatomy. They need to learn things keep in
mind. This riot that we're talking about happens eleven years before. I believe
it's either seven or nine or eleven years a camera before. A doctor treated
George Washington for his illness by letting, by bleeding him really yeah, by
blood letting him. So this is before blood letting. No, it's during
blood letty. But I'm saying blood letting went on for a decade after.
Yeah, this riot, at least because of this riot over cadavers. Anatomy
has nothing to do with it. I'm just saying that's how shitty medicine was,
right, So keep in minding what doctors are operating with. Knowledge wise,
George Washington had a really sore throat and they took a pint of blood
out of him. Yeah checks out. Yeah, yeah, I agree.
They got the itchy blood out of his throat. Every time I have gas,
I just jabbed myself in the stomach with a fucking kitchen knife. You
gotta relieve the player from pressure. Ye see, my body does it naturally.
It's called Crown's disease. Just comes right out of my butt hole.
It's a feature, not a bug. Yeah. Yeah, So you're like
evolved, if anything, The most evolved here, you're like like when magnetos,
like, we're not freaks with the next evolution of human being. Okay,
Katie and I talked about this a lot. A version of magneto was
that they're both the same version, but like which act here younger or older?
You mean my impression? Yeah, oh, Eve neither okay uh Keaty
and I talked about this beyond human thing. She's like, my wife has
blonde hair, blue eyes. She's like truly arian looking. Um she has
she was born with the Wisden thief and she has oh negative blood, yeah,
which is like universal donor. So it's like, was she Nazi Germany?
Yeah? Do you think I don't marrying you trying to take wait and
you're Jewish? Whoa, Yeah, what what's your sperm? I'm gonna do
to her eggs? I think her eggs will like vaporize my sperm. Yeah,
you're your sperm's not getting close. Yeah, yeah, there's one hundred
percent chance. It's that iron dome when Israel has with the hes blond missiles
that come in. Yeah, that's my wife. There's no Well, I
actually think you'll you'll still fired them, but the baby will come out instead
of crying like we'll come out being like we're going like hell bents on killing
me. Yeah, it's it's Normandy and your your wife's uterous. What if
what if it's like butterfly effect where the egg realizes it was fertilized by Jewish
sperm. It just killed, it kills, strangles itself with the umbilical cord
and the Yeah this is fun, it's great. Yeah. Anyway, we're
not even into this yet. So um medicine at this time super unregulated.
Uh not a great time. No, not not really. Uh and uh
so they had to they had to grave rob essentially do get a lot of
bodies. Right, there's just doctors robbing graves and constantly, constantly, constantly,
and they're probably being like there's other grave robbers too, just like hey,
you're gonna take that. Yeah, guys, we're just here for the
bottle. I imagine it was a bit of an industry where like the people,
the grave robbers took the jewelry and ship for themselves and then dropped the
body off. Oh they doubled up. Yeah, at the doctors. There
is a scene like that. I wrote this near later, but there's a
scene like that from Gangs of New York. There is a scene like that
from Gangs of New York. Hence my Bangs of New York reference. It
was just on my mind. Um. But yeah, so people, the
doctors or whomever were digging up these bodies and and you know, experimenting on
them, fucking cutting them apart, looking at their internal organs. Uh,
it was seen other than sacrilegious, just fucking weird and perverted, you know
what I mean, because they would get dig up women and men. Yeah,
so it was seen as like perverse as well, because yes, you
see the pussy and uh, it's actually a scene in Deadwood about this too.
So one of the most common graveyards to be uh dug up was the
Black Graveyard known as the Negroes Burial Ground. And uh, they went and
should probably changed the name of that they took up. I don't think it's
still called that. In fact, it probably doesn't even exist anymore. Like
there's probably like a building on top of it. Yeah, they never assumed
the bodies and moved them. They just you get a real poltergeist situation.
There's a ramada in on top of that thing. I hope that's what it
is, very haunted Romata. Yeah, but people knew this was happening.
And the black population in New York, both slave and freeze seventeen eighty eight.
There are still slaves, Yeah, there is. Um. They petitioned
the Common Council of New York City, which I didn't look up, but
I assumes kind of like the city council, right, And they wrote young
gentleman in this city who called themselves students of the psychic apparently, uh,
I'm sorry, students of the physic physic If that's it, there's just a
yeah, um, and who, under the cover of night in the most
wanton sallies of excess dig up bodies of our deceased friends and relatives of your
petitioners, carrying them away without respect for age or sex. So they're accusing
them taking women and children, dead women and children. And you know,
this time of history, along with most times of history prior to basically like
post World War two, a lot of dead kids. Well. Yeah.
Also, grave digging has been looked down upon for a long time too,
since grave digging grave robbing, but people also do it constantly. People don't
really grave rob anymore. It used to be way bigger. YEA should bring
it back, bring run it back, run back, grave robbing it.
We can listen to DMB. Yeah, but nobody's ever actually buried with like
cool shit anymore. Right, No, it's just like a few shrinkets.
I remember, like what's in them? I want to actually in at called
mausoleums. Mausoleums, there's still just bodies and jail. I mean they'll be
buried with jewelry, like it'll be women will be buried with jewelry. Men
might have a wedding ring. I mean, my wedding rings worth five hundred
dollars or word, it's worth the price of old So the most valuable thing
play with a ruby. The soys ahead, Uh yeah, probably marble,
but the mausoleum is probably made out of probably yeah yeah, um. But
they went on to say or I say, yeah that was with that,
So yeah, you basically you get jewelry. And even then, like they're
not buried with it. It's not they're not pharaohs, right, Like they're
not buried with just a mountain of gold or anything. But you might get
you might get a little bit of gold or just some nice jewelry that you
can sell on the fucking street. It's free to dig up a grave.
Yeah, but it's not like you're getting copper wire in South just Roi's infinity
on a dug up grave. Yeah, thing, it's one shovel and that's
it. Probably Also if you're robbing, if you're robbing graves, maybe if
there's like gold on the coffin or something. But if I gotta say,
if you're robbing graves, you probably a aren't super concerned with like ROI percentage
And that's not even you probably don't know what ROI means. Yeah, so
ROA great. By the way, it should be noted the petitioners did not
ask these black petitioners did not ask uh for the grave robbing to stop,
only that it be conducted. This is what they wrote, with the decency
and propriety which the solemnity of the occasion requires, which I don't know what
propriety usually goes into grave robbing. Well, everyone has their own style.
Yeah, like who I don't know if like some doctors were just like taking
a shit in the hole after they left, they're just like kicking dirt back
like a Yeah, that's that's his uh, his calling cards. My guesses
since the petitioners were black and it was I guess, since the petitioners were
black and it was seventeen eighty eight, they were just like, let's just
ask for something realistic. Oh yeah, probably, we know they're not nice
about it. Yeah, let's we gotta get rid of these pie in the
sky dreams. Let's just be like pragmatic about what asking them what to do
with our corpses. Yeah, the corpses are the people we love. Yeah,
can you not just chuck them into a chuck wagon? Yeah? Anyway,
no one cared because they're black. Yeah, that's kind of how it
goes. And that's in my notes. That's not me just making a joke.
Yea, no one cared whatevers. Yeah, they were like, I
whatever. But on February twenty first, seventeen eighty eight, exactly three days
and two hundred and two years before my birth um, a newspaper in New
York published a report saying that doctors had dug up a white woman, Oh
no, from Trinity churchyard. Snowflake. Well there's snowflake. Well, these
snowflakes got real piste off at that one. People were not happy because now
even though they were all radio. But for what it's worth, they were
digging up white people before. Yeah, I think in a place called Potter's
Field. They are a bunch of graves. And you know, we're talking
poor people probably for the most part, Like you're not cracking into a mausoleum
type of thing. No, it's a loose plot of dirt. Yeah yeah,
yeah, with like a real like two by four casket situation. Yeah
if that even it's just sack. Yeah. Yeah. So but it was
reported finally that they dug up a white woman from Trinity churchyard, so at
a church that really pissed people off. Now here's why I was gonna get
it, Like you talked about earlier, Here's why people weren't really down with
dissection and you know, learning anatomy. They didn't go to school what you
mean, like the common man, like the regular person, and then didn't
go to school and didn't dissect the frog. That what are you trying to
say? Like I learned and when I was a sophomore in high school that
everyone did. Everyone is frog. I had to do that. I actually
dissected a fetal pig my sophomore year. What, yeah, a pig?
Yeah, I dissected a fetal pig, that small pig. Yeah, fetal
pig, a fetus, pig, fetus. Yeah, we had to do
a fetal pig in school. Why that's how you learned? They actually have
a really similar anatomy structured. Do they factory farm pig fetuses? They factory
farm every fetus, even humans? Really well yeah yeah, yeah, there's
a couple of warehouses the size of Iowa in China just full of fetuses.
Yeah, mostly weaker. Yeah, well that word still makes me uncomfortable.
This weaker allowed like like I have no confidence saying it. You would have
to stumble pretty badly to get that wrong in the way you're afraid of getting
it wrong. Yeah, Yeah, you can't say that word anything. It's
like you're you're saying like, yeah, I'm always afraid of falling in the
shower, but you're like in the kitchen and you're but you're afraid you're gonna
fall into when you're standing in the kitchen in the house. Still a threat.
Yeah, it's there, that shower is there, just you step on
an ice cube. You can't say lied all the way into the bathroom.
Why not to eat seventeen bananas between the shower in the kitchen. Yeah,
are you worried about the word. I'm gonna say it, wigger. Are
you worried about wigger? Right now? You can't say that. It's canceled.
Yeah, you're time canceled. Is that the word you're talking about?
Though, Well, wigger, No, the word he's afraid of saying.
Oh, yeah, you can't say that. I mean, of course you
can't. But like I just did. Oh no, I didn't know that
was the thing you couldn't say anymore. I think it is right. I
get why you can't say it. I just didn't know it was like a
hot topic. Yeah, it's Will Lack now African Will American? Yes,
it's African American. Well, hogany that's the only chet Hanks is a wa
African American. If we're getting into it, but we're not. We're moving
on. We're all canceled now. Anyway. The reasons they didn't like dissection
people saw grave robbing, obviously, as an affront to the dead and a
violation of the sacred nature of cemeteries. That checks out. A lot of
Christians believe that only whole bodies could be resurrected by Jesus and go to heaven
on judgment day. Oh, that'll do it. Yeah, yeah. And
there is this Gang's New York scene like addresses that specifically. So what happens
in that in that scene, even that takes place like eighteen sixty two or
something like that, is Leonardo DiCaprio and the gang. They fucking go onto
a boat to try and rob it, but another gang is already out there
or something like that, and so they kill the fucking other gang members and
they they didn't get to rob the stuff on the boat, and so they
were like, well, what do we do? And DiCaprio just throws the
dead bodies of the gang members into or maybe it was a ship crew I
Americ because they killed the ship crew too, into the rowboat and then they
take it in and they like give the bodies to a sketchy dot back at
literally a doctor in a back alley, and he pays them a couple of
gold and then he goes back to build a butcher and he's like, look,
I got a little money out of it. This is what happened,
and build a Butcher's like right hand man. He's like said, my Irish
guys like it's a it's a sin. You need to be sitting in a
wooden court until a judgment. Day the way of course intended. Build a
butcher's like, shut up, you fucking potato eating fuck like Jesus ain't real.
You gotta love build the butcher. Yeah, just real pragmatic. True?
Yeah is that Daniel day Lewis um. So they thought that, like
really it was a thing like if you if your body gets fucked up or
doesn't, if it leaves the ground type of thing, like you're not gonna
go to heaven um when Jesus comes back. I don't know why Jesus will
want your corpse if you also have a soul. I don't know what.
Like I guess you're just sleeping. I don't know. It's you know,
have you not read Revelation? Uh no, not in a long long time,
and even then now much it's canonical. Yeah, it's fair enough.
Also in England, another reason they weren't into dissecting bodies in England. Uh,
it like it was routinely executed criminals that were dissected. So that was
kind of like a fate for murderers, child molesters, thieves who were poor
Uh yeah, anyone that stole a loaf of bread. Yeah, walkers,
that type of thing, um prostitutes who deserved it. They shouldn't dress like
that if they didn't want to be dissected. Yeah, I don't disagree.
You show that want to dissect you? Cover up? Yeah, cover up.
You showed an ankle, boom, Yeah show. If you show me
an ankle, I'll show you a bone, your bone, from your ankle,
from ankle? Hot? What's hotter than that? Nothing's more naked than
a skeleton, which is why it turns me on the most. If you
think about it, your skeletons wet right now, dude. Yeah, but
like old school, um, like eighteen hundreds classes, weren't the skeletons in
classrooms actually skeletons? Yeah, what do you mean, eighteen hundreds that still
happens. Yeah, those are fucking hobo skeletons. Yeah, there's a lot
of real skeletons in class room. Yes, yes, they're fucking is.
I had a real skeleton in my class. There's a lot in god damn
nineteen ninety nine. Well he went to a religious school, don't forget.
Yeah, we dipped that hobo and acid was it like the hobo's name was
Jerry Goldstein. I was gonna say, there's probably the priest of the of
the No. No, So the skeletons are real, Well everyone knows that
no one's skeletons are real. Yeah, no one's. Yeah, I've never
seen a bone. You've seen your bone, I've seen I've seen both my
bones pop out of my leg. Yeah it's not great. Um but yeah,
so people were like, don't treat my dead wife or dead kid like
they're a fucking criminal. And people also thought that criminals deserved to be dissected,
like that's just an extra punishment for them after dead, like they deserved
to get fucked with. Why, like after your dad, they still deserved
to get like shit and pissed on type of thing. Um, anyway,
wait for Jake to get back here for this pulling a real rob today?
Why not? Well you should have said something funny. We could. We
could have clipped it without jakey I was, I was saying, I don't
know. Usually when you get up the one or two times an episode,
you do it. Um, we say funny stuff. Yeah, we usually
throw nothing but heat. Yeah, we're just like we're just mmmmmm, We're
like power fucking it and you're just like, oh, Jake's gone. Yeah.
Well I think it's because you know, you guys are intimidated by my
presence. When I'm here, it's get to really open up. Yeah,
we just go full stops dog. Yeah. Also that immediately immediate creation,
you guys have an extra extra connection a failed podcast. Yeah, well don't
we all were all connected by that? Yeah? Yeah, we are all
three looking so away. The riot begins, is what I wrote to head
this next section. Um Reports of how this doctor's riot started varied, but
they all involve a couple of boys playing near the New York Hospital. Okay,
like every good story start, there's a couple of young boys, just
some good old boys playing but a hospital. Yeah, you know, chasing
a fucking pigeon around. I don't know how people played back to that kind
of hospital is up and about in seventeen hospital in seventeen eighty eight. It's
like a fucking shack. Well it's not very big, but it isn't it
is. It is a real building. I think it's made of brick.
I saw drawing of it. Uh, it is a real building. That's
the historical evidence of it. Well, it was a legit drawing, like
it was like for a drawing from the newspaper. Blah blah blah. Like
it wasn't a shanty. These people were sketchy. They weren't that sketchy.
Okay. Um, So there's three stories of how the riot started. Story
number one is the boys saw a severed arm hanging out to dry in one
of the windows of the hospital and we're like, oh my god, and
ran away. I don't know why you would be curing a human arm making
some jerky best stuff right there got salted first though, to presumably those boys
would know that. So they just thought that the hospital was making people jerky
fair, Yeah, cured people meet And I don't fucking know, but that
scared him. If you didn't know, but then you found out after and
it tasted good. Would you eat human again? No? I wouldn't,
but I also wouldn't feel bad about it. I'd be like, well,
what do you want? What do you want me to do? Yeah?
Yeah, that's a scene in Red Dragon. There feeds them the shitty violinist
or whoever it was. Uh, he feeds them the shitty violinists from the
orchestra because he's so shitty and he hates them. I try to pianist in
college. It wasn't for me, though, what's um Like, what if
it's the best meat you've ever had, it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be
human, And even still check it out. What if it was, but
it's not, it wouldn't be. First, I've heard humans kind of like
pork, and pork's not the best meat I've ever had. It's Yeah.
The Pacific Islanders of the time referred to it as long pig. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, puppy is the best. White people taste the worst.
But yeah, I prefer a horse. But yeah, you're a horse guy,
big horse guy. All right, it's fair only thoroughbreads I like.
I mean I also additioned, if we're talking meat, I like like calamari,
so aliens stuff that thinks aliens. Yeah, ah, man, I
can't see baby octopus anymore. It. I got it at a Korean barbecue
place and they just throw it cold like onto the Korean barbecue y'all like swirl
around and move like they're alive, And that just ruined it for me.
Whoops. Yeah, my favorite is one of my favorite scenes in any movie
ever is Old Boy the original one, not Spike Lee went on, maybe
this happened in the Spike Lee one didn't watch it. When a guy walks
into like the restaurant it might have been a sushi restaurant i't remember, walks
into a restaurant and he's like just had gotten out of like not jail.
He'd I think he'd just been like fucking kept captive. Yeah, an old
boy. Yeah. And he gets out and they're like, oh, what
can I serve you? And he's like, I want to eat something living?
Yeah, And and the people were like, oh, okay, off
the living. Yeah, like it's an appetize, like appetizer's living salads.
Well, you gotta put so much stink on it. Many I got that,
yeaheah. They're like live all right, Yeah, we'll get you something
alive Jesus, and they give him a living octopus, which, by the
way, something with suction cups has got to be one of the worst possible
li things you could eat. It can suckt in your mouth. Yeah.
Still yeah, yeah, people should he should have been like chicken, maybe
five chicken yeah, gross. I don't know, like a shaved gerbil a
bat. That is too specific. We do not have that being roll a
shaved gerbil. I don't know anyway, Yeah, I love that. Um
So that was number one. Story number two was that these boys climbed a
ladder to peek inside of the hospitals who kind of fuck up shit they were
doing? And a doctor in the middle of doing anatomy work dissecting a body,
was holding a severed arm, saw the boys and then use the severed
arm to wave at the That's awesome. I bet it's that one. I
choose that one. That one's my favorite as well. You maybe speaking too
soon. Okay, what's story number three? Love myself? A good old
fashion set up? Yeah, no, it's uh what is it? What's
the door? The three door show? You know what I'm talking about?
Though, We're like, yeah, if the third story, donkey, I'm
gonna be pissed. So story number three is the boys were peeking in and
the doctor waved the arm, and we're like, didn't your mom die recently?
This is your mom's arm? Better? So like they heard all that
was that that long yead one Door number two, Door number two. Then
the boy ran home. The story is not then the boy ran hotel his
dad, who went to his wife's grave to see if it was true.
He dug up the casket, opened it and there was no body inside.
Oh okay, that's pretty cob Yeah. Um, it would have been funnier
to me, by the way, if if her whole body was there except
for the arm. And there's like, yeah, we just need an arm.
We need to look at an arm. Get off right here in the
field. Field strip that baby. Yeah, just take a shovel. Yeah.
Um. So the dad was obviously fucking furious, and UM got a
little mom together and they stormed the New York hospital. Uh doctors including Richard
Bailey. They got main guy, uh potentially the arm waiver, I don't
know, uh, and med students hid or got the funk out of there
as fast as they could. One one of the doctors or med students hid
in a chimney, which but I wanted to say, was the worst place
to hide. Yeah, because if they find out you're in there, they
start a fire. Yes they don't. They don't have to plus get you
out of there. It's not like that place. I mean, there's so
many chimney sweepers at that time that means the first place they probably look Yeah,
yeah, right for sure. So doctors were very smart back then.
One maybe he was panicking. He was just like a chimney. I don't
it's like a struggle panic though, you gotta. Yeah, it really fucking
is a gross suite, Like that's the last place. So I'm going So
is it an old exact board where you had a attorney get kind of in
hot water because they had a chimney sweeping party. That was a pitch I
made. I pitched that every time we filmed. I wanted to have a
kid where they made him the old timey chimney sweep pledge and his face would
be black face. Yeah, Rob wouldn't let me do it. It would
be a Mary Poppins hose and Chimney sweet Bros. Party. Yeah, yeah,
that is a good one. I know. I'm just giving you credit.
Super califragilistic XPLA canceled. Yes, yeah that's what they that's the yeah,
fuck we could we can do it spare bedroom. Yes, that's a
good one. I don't know if we own the rights to that exact board.
I don't think I do. Whatever um anyway, the uh rioters got
into the anatomy room, and uh, Colonel William Heath wrote that they found
three fresh bodies, one boiling in a kettle, which I don't know.
This is how bad medicine was. Then they were just like, all right,
well it gets the hair off. What do we do with this one?
Should we try boiling it? Boil everything? Boy? Yeah? Well
they do kind of boil everything back. Then throw some potatoes in there.
See what happens. Just see what happens, little homemade ste Well, it's
probably easier to remove the skin and the tendons and things like that, and
the fat probably renders better when soft. Yeah. No, I mean it's
probably easier more you're pulling the the sinew and the stuff out and off the
body that way because it's attaching. Wow. I really saw that and was
like, I think they were just guessing, but you're you're probably right,
You're probably right. Yeah. And two others. Okay, so three fresh
bodies, one boiling in a kettle and two others cutting up. Here's the
best part, with certain parts of the two sexes hanging up in most brutal
position. Oh so they were just like wall hanging. They were doing some
Georgio keypart they were. Yeah, they were just like dicks and titties and
pussies hanging up in the lab. Yeah, on hooks. Yeah, I
would guess on hooks. I don't think they were nailing him to the wall.
But I can't put anything, can't put anything past eighteenth century doctor.
By the way, Scotch tape back then is just a term for a drunk
Scotsman nailing something to a wall. Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, the
mob ran in, so a bunch of fucking wieners and boobs and a boiling
person mom severed titty mom hanging by. Yeah, this guy, whose wife
he was pretty sure had been taken to the hospital, runs in hoping to
find her, and there's just titties on the wall. Sorry, that's hilarious.
Uh So, anyway that really riled him up. Yeah, I bet
yeah. Uh I'm guessing this guy was Irish. I don't know why.
It's yeah, it was like Scottish like yeah, yeah it does see him.
It's like it's me wife's bags. I don't know, kid Scots.
Well, you're doing boil you know, I can do Irish, kitty Scottish.
It's like that kind of the scene it's almost like it's like a dumb
erver. It's like I would think, uh, it's the just gonna go
off to you wist that West breast on the wall, like West bags on
the wall. Let's go full Willie groundskeeper. You have to go full ground
people. Yeah, of course it's by the way, as an aside,
I understand why Indian Indian people are upset about Apou. I do understand that.
But literally every ethnicity was portrayed that way, and every The whole point
of The Simpsons is it's the stereotype of everybody. Groundskeeper Willie is literally as
offensive of a Scottish, like mean, the drunk guy that lives in the
shed school. Yes, and then they have a guy he's not in it
very much, but Luigi, like the Italian cook, is like meet the
fucking bumblebee guy. Oh yeah yeah. Also, I think voiced by Hank
is area, Hank is Area is just they're just like, you're the brown
guy, you're the minority guy. Just do all the voices. Yeah,
you're great. I don't think he did Willie though, but I can't he
might could be wrong about that. Um anyway, they the mob furious um
grabbed the doctors and students who had stuck around to try and protect their severed
breasts and dicks and shit. Uh maybe at real shit, I don't know.
Um, they drug them out into the street and we're gonna, you
know, turn them into corpses to be dissect dissected, I assume. But
the mayor back to the mob off long enough to take the doctors and med
students to jail, not because they did anything wrong, just to protect them,
Like, let's just put him in ji, put him in our fort,
like put in our little ford. Put themselves. They can't be walking
the streets like they're gonna get fucking murdered. Uh. Then the mob instead
took all the severed limbs and boiling bodies into the street and burn them respectfully.
I guess, yeah, I guess that's like the flag touches the ground,
you gotta set it on fire. Yeah, like pretty much. My
wife's dude, he's touch the hook, so I gotta light them on fire.
That's that's the code I live by. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
if you if anyone ever cuts off my wife's boops and puts them on a
hook, I will light I truly hope boops on fire. I agree,
I'm not hoping for it, right, but when it's on the ground,
you go full Cortez. You know, he's gotta burn those boats burning,
He's gotta burn it, fucking ah man. Yeah. Yeah, So nightfalls,
mob disperses, got other stuff to do, got to sleep. I
guess. I don't know. The next morning. You can't ride all night,
No, you can't canna get especially back then, well everyone went nah
that. Honestly, that shit never lasted past like midnight. That's a long
time for a fireball riot. But late seventeen hundreds, how late do you
think they stayed up till maybe nine? Maybe? I think I got we
gotta stop assuming that people that lived three hundred years ago, we're born old,
Yeah, are stupid and like, no, they just didn't have electricity.
There's no lighting. They have fire dan barely the streets. Someone would
walk around fire and light lanterns. Yep. Yeah, they had light they
have at night up early for good harvest, you know, not in the
anyway, Why do we do this? Yeah, I don't know. The
next morning, the mob got back together because the night before was really gratifying
for them. Apparently, like fuck, these doctors and I don't blame them
for saying fuck these doctors, because like, at this point, what does
a doctor do except show up and be like, yeah, your son does
have ye low fever. I'll cut too his fingers off and see if that
helps. Didn't he was crying and yeah, he's deaf, hugging dead now,
So anyway, give me twenty dollars and uh, I don't know,
call me one one the other kids starts dying because like most of them are
gonna keep fucking her. You guarys play the odds at this point averages.
Yeah, you gotta make a lot of kids. Worst case scenario you have
zero kids or twenty kids. M mhm. Same with the NFL quarterbacks.
Just keep drafting quarters. Just keep a quarterback every year. One will hit.
Also, by the way, if you did just burn every pick on
a first round quarterback and you ended up with like three really good quarterbacks,
couldn't you get more in draft stock from those quarterbacks than you could if you
traded the pick itself? Correct? Yeah, just draft. It's the best
strategy. Really. Always you should draft the quarterback because people would rather take
a person who's been in the league two years watching film and being on the
sideline and practicing than a kid out of college. Right. Oh man,
they should be just drafting quarterbacks every time. Yeah. I guess it's all
the narrative you put together, like, oh, yeah he's look great in
practice, Yeah he balls out in preseason. Yeah, draft quarterbacks. Uh.
So Anyway, the mob was like, Okay, where the fuck are
some other doctors. Let's just fuck up do fuck doctors. Let's fuck up
doctors. So they figured out they had to Columbia University's medical school. Uh,
won't be a college at the time, I believe, probably. Yeah.
Famed Columbia alum Alexander Hamilton gets wind of this and meets them. He's
still alive at this point. Yes, he dies in the nineteenth century,
so he's really he's got time bird, doesn't he don't. He hasn't gotten
off by Burri yet. That's century. Yeah, well year, I don't
know, early early, I don't know. I think it's pre I think
it's pre War of eighteen twelve. If I had to guess, I'll look
it up. Well, because we like to give people facts, or say
eighteen o seven or just listen, I'm gonna say eighteen o six. Cool,
what is it? Oh four? Wow? Yeah yeah. Um.
Anyway, now you know, Alexander Hamilon meets on the steps and he's like,
oh try. You know, he's all muses his like fancy educated language,
like please, like please, science and reason and they're helping the city.
And they were like, fuck you, college boy. We know they're
nailing titties to the wall in there. Yeah, we know what they're fucking
doing. Couldn't have wieners and titties and putting them on the wall. And
I Alexander Hamilon didn't have a good rebuttal to that. And anyway, they
just pushed past him. He's like he didn't suck him up right, yeah,
as he's spitting bars man, yeah yeah, yeah that part missed.
I wish that part didn't get taken out of the musical. You should have
been in the fucking musical. But whatever. Um. Yeah, So the
Columbia doctors they stilly pushed past him. They want to get in there,
see what it was in there. The Columbia doctors, however, were spart.
They heard about what happened yesterday and uh, you know, got rid
of all the bodies or whatever the fuck ouse before the mob could cho up
at their place, which, by the way, just makes me picture some
med school student or some intern just pushing a wheelbarrel full of severed arms and
dicks in the middle of the night. There's just a hole behind. Yeah,
that's dumbinant in a hole and filling it with derret. You ever been
a Central Park? That's where it is. Yeah, that's yeah, just
severed fucking limbs and she mostly arm ghosts in Central Park. Yeah. Really,
the mob looked everywhere, including dorm rooms. Just take look for that.
Sounds like they were on a panty rid. Yeah right, Oh,
I'm sorry. Women weren't going to school, no no, no, no,
no no, uh looking for any signs of dissection or anatomical experimation with
experimentation, which is pretty funny to me, by the way, that they
were like chicken fucking room like maybe like he's doing fucking like dissection. And
honestly, I don't know what's what's more unlikely that they were that they would,
uh, or what's more likely that here's actually what I'll just say,
It wouldn't surprise me considering how fuck up these people were there. They were
like I'm just gonna take this arm back, like I was just gonna take
this guy's fucking leg back and take like look at it for a while.
Yeah, Like I just like sometimes you like to do your homework in your
dorm. I got a rice cooker back in my place. I'm gonna just
throw a couple of toes in there and peel the skin on. See what's
going on. He's fucking it that I have to also assume was going on.
Not yeah, why why four dissection? I assume anyone that's keeping the
corpse when they're digging up a grave is fucking the corpse. It always comes
down to fucking yeah. Yeah, yeah. Even now I feel like weird
about So this is a little aside. Both my grandmother and grandfather and my
mom's side. Oh no what Uh, we're not as tired as I thought
they would be. Um, I wan, uh, they give their bodies
to science. They gave their bodies to Saint Louis University, uh, to
the meta school, and then like they get like you get buried for free
if you do that. And um, and also my my grandfather was a
graduate of Saint Louis University, so it's one of the reasons to um my
realto actually went to slough. Oh yeah, like a skeleton and a slough
classroom. Is that weird? It's not. It's a non zero prophecy.
That's kind of weird, right I Can you imagine if, like you,
it's weird enough to me that a bunch of strangers saw my grandma's dead body
naked. That is kind of That's what I was going with that. It's
like I had to think about it and like at some point someone had to
like walk in to see my grandfather's dead body and be like, Dick's always
that small. It's it's like a dead things going on. There's no blood
flow. It makes sense. I got out of the boiling bath. Yeah,
it's like they walk in and like, my Grandma's naked on the fucking
slab, on the fucking table, and they're like they're like, oh man,
she's used up. Yeah, Or like, did my grandmother's body like
horrify someone so much that they quit being a doctor. There's just so many
horrible questions, right, well, I agree, Yeah, It's just there's
just so many horrible questions that come to mind. Even though giving your body
to science is like a noble thing to do, is it not? At
this point in time, just like cut up that arm and throw it in
the oven. But sure, yeah in two thousand and eight, sure,
why not. I think we had things under control by then. Same thing.
We're talking about a three hundred year time difference. Wait, so wait,
so they do all this Columbia shit, and then what do they do
next? So the mob search everywhere in the dorms. Finally the mob was
like, fuck this, we know there's doctors in that jail. Let's just
go back there. So they assembled outside the jail and just chanted bring out
your doctors because they wanted some doctors to fuck up. They weren't going to
bring them out though right there ended No, they didn't oblige, and they
were about five thousand people at this point. Jesus really, yeah, five
thousand people. There was no punch of pilot just wiping his hands, and
I assume like four hundred of them were mad and the other, you know,
forty six hundred were just like, yeah, dude, let's fucking rage.
Like it's like, yeah, I want to be a part of something.
Yeah. I honestly think that's what happened. There's nothing else going on.
Stand up, stand up for something, or fall for everything right,
and by something we mean anything. He really doesn't matter if I was.
I just want to say, if I was twenty one and I got caught
unruly mob when I was drunk, I'm joining the mob. I wouldn't be
dumb enough to run into the capital. I wouldn't have done that. But
yeah, yeah, as soon as I saw people again, I'm probably down
in the seventeen hundreds. Oh, that's what I'm saying. These are different
rules at that point. Like someone was like, what if I was drunkenly
walking up to a crowd and I'm like, what's going on? It's like
these doctors are ringing ditties on the walls and be like, yeah, fuck
them up, let's go. That kind of is to the point of this.
So the five thousand writers are there, they're pelting the jail with bricks
and rocks. One try to one person somehow like, oh, got in
where these bricks come from? Yeah? Who put those slabs of bricks out?
Tifa man? Yeah? Fuck due at doctor? Who who could possibly
be paying thirty people? Like, like, thirty people alone could never afford
a two hundred dollars pallet of bricks. How could thirty people put enough money
together. It was George Soros. Yeah, and then a U haul that
you rent for a day for another hundred dollars. How could thirty people possibly
get the kind of scroll together. I don't know, man. The only
answer is Venezuela and George Soros. Yes, I agree, we all know
what's happening. Bro. Yeah, Venezuela back then probably not a country.
And another funny thing about they're like, look at these are fucking slab bricks
waiting. Uh. Home renovations went up like fucking a thousand percent during COVID
AKA, during when the George Floyd riots were happening. When you would need
bricks, yes, yeah, among other things, Yeah, potentially depending on
your home reno. Um, like you don't need bricks in the bathroom probably,
but a lot of people probably don't need bricks in But if you're putting
like in a fucking something in your port, like in the backyard or sure
or reading or reading something. Downtown Minneapolis had fucking a brick rento need.
I'm not look, I'm not saying these are all explained. Yeah, someone
someone was showing that. No, but I saw a picture right, It
was like right before a protest in Dallas, and it was like a pallet
of bricks near or in Highland Park. Yeah, I was I was like,
I think I know why that's there. It's I think someone's redoing their
fucking patio. Someone's redoing their guesthouse that's bigger than my house, right.
Yeah. I remember seeing that tweet specifically, and I was like, I
don't even have the fucking entry to apply to this, Like I don't want
I don't need the ats no, one way or the other, I don't
need it. I don't want the ads. Stay away from that. Anyway.
The militia was called in, of course, and there was I think
a couple of hundred, and but they were ordered not to fire. They
had their muskets, so they're ordered not to fire, hopefully hoping that just
the sight of them would send the mob away armed men, hoping the site
of potential, you know, deadly violence would make the mob youthink or at
least be like, all right, we're going home. Whatever. I think
we would have learned the lesson from, you know, a decade prior Boston
masker type of thing. Yeah, this is big Boston masker vibes, and
it's going to get even more big Boston masker vibes in a second. However,
the side of the militia did not deter the mob, and that might
be because the mob thought they were, you know, like confronting sick perverts
who were digging up their grandmothers and wives and dead kids and putting all kinds
of stuff in them. Like, it's hard to calm a person down when
that person thinks a pasty creep with a gaunt face is shoving a telescope up
their dead kids. Asshole, dude. Yeah, why do you think,
like the Q and on shit is so hard to shake off people? It's
like, yeah, if you go down to the core level of it,
Yeah, they're very upset about child trafficking, So like, yeah, I
get why it's hard to shake They're hard to calm them down. Yeah yeah,
it's like, yeah, no, if that was really happening, and
to an extent it is. There is definitely high up people that have influence
in child trafficking world. But like it's like, yeah, Cia hasn't not
trafficked a child. Oh yeah, if you want to talk about if you
want to get me in my wheel next week, yeah, okay, but
yeah, so they weren't going fuck it anywhere, and so the mob kept
throwing bricks and rocks. Finally, one of the bricks or rocks drilled Secretary
of Foreign Affairs John Jay in the skull. He would go on to be
the first Supreme Court justice a year later. What were you doing? What
are your qualifications? Hit by brick at a doctor riot? Yeah, you
just ate it. Yeah. So the first Supreme Court justice ever had some
like fucking idiot, shrunk like scotsman just whip a brick at him, sick
yeah, awesome. Uh. And then Revolutionary War hero General Baron von Steuben
was hit by a brick and I don't feel as bad. Yeah right,
No, that's too Anglo. That is German as shit. What is that
Anglo? No, John Jay is Anglo? Yeah whatever, angles like British?
Yeah, Anglo is literally at a little tiny Brits that got rolled by
the Vikings. What is the oh Germanic? Yeah yeah, Vaughan is is
German. I think for the most part he deserved it. Whatever. Anyway,
he was hit with a brick and he troops loved him and shit.
So the militia was like, fuck this an open fire? Oh yeah,
it takes. It's always like a brick, yeah, is what the boss
of Masker was to, like, Wait, John Jay took a brick and
they're like, uh, we'll give him this one. Yeah. Well he
was just some nerd that was there to help. But then their boy,
like a literal like other soldier got hit and like a hero soldier got hit
and they were like, all right, we're done. Yeah today, Yeah,
cocking back the fucking flint lock and ready to roll. Anyway, about
twenty people were killed, including three militia members when it was all said and
done, because obviously after the militia started firing the bricks and everything, they
had a good, you know, two minute period while they returned to fire.
Right. Yeah, that's as a bit of a project. They didn't
carry shields with those muskets, really like, it wasn't really practical. Actually
it was they they were these people knew what they're doing. I assume they
do. What do you think the drummer boys were four dying, two soft
little bodies catch bullets. It's like, imagine that the guy with the drum
died crazy, get out of here. Get this. He didn't make it.
Gave them an instrument during war. Is it the fernal lines? I
gotta say, you know, we talk a lot of shit about ten year
olds making our shirts and our iPhones, but drummer boy might be the worst
job for a ten year old boy. Sent them to war without a weapon.
Hey man, you gotta have a sick beat when you're going to pop
caps music is and then when one drummer boy goes down, another drummer boy
has to replace and get in there. Rum They need a beat. They're
not like medics where they have the giant fucking yeah. No, they don't
need red Cross. They're making the most noise on the battlefield. Well they're
well, first off, you're acting like they're even taking cover. They just
did a big line like they just catch random fucking bullets or whatever. There
was a gentleman's move to take out the drummer boys. A lot of times
it's on accident, like so there was a example in the Civil War U
a drummer boy. I think with the Union and a it's insane. They
were still doing this by the eighteen sixties. But there's a drum one with
the Union who won. I think it's Shiloh. I have to look all
this up, it's I'm going off memory here. I think it was at
Shiloh. It was a brave little drummer boy. The regiment loved him,
and a cannonball. A cannonball apparently made him explode like a tomato. Can
you imagine once they got like the freedmen into the drummer boy circuit. God,
it must have been way better. You know, you're the second person
today to tell me black people were better at something black people would find defensive.
The first one was Pete Rose. Pete Rose spent fucking eight minutes today
on our podcast. We were had him on as a guest for drinking bro
or drinking Bro Sports. I guess where he was like, you gotta admit
black people are faster and they want it more. As there's a difference between
those two lines of logic, I'm gonna say real quick, yeah, yeah,
hold on, how many white engineers are just like anyway? As I
was just saying that I was just like God other than one, I'm using
I'm using like noted, uh have you seen drumline? Because Nick Cannon slaves
bro But anyway, well Nick Cannon would have gotten Slade name one. I'll
wait, name what Eugene Levy. Is that Drake Skuy No, Eugene Levy,
the white rap producer. Yeah, Eugene Levy, guy that mixed beats,
is what I'm saying. Oh, like Scott Storch. Yeah, I
assume many a white DJ is Jewish, like a Jewish trust fund kid.
Yeah no, But like Eugene Levy, the dad from American Pie has produced
a ton of rap. Oh no, I'm talking. That's not a produce.
A rap producer is a beat maker. That's not okay anyway, Okay,
I don't care about this anymore. Uh. The aftermath of the Doctor's
ryot after the riots, newspapers stopped running ads for doctors in med schools for
a while. Now just not just wasn't a good time to advertise health,
or well fake health anyway, mostly fake health. People would regularly go and
inspect their loved ones. Graves pretty nervous about it. God, you just
have to go. It's like, go and go and check the dirt,
just go, is it till? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Like let's play some flowers on top. It's like we're already here for the
flowers. And take a peek, take a couple of looks. Yeah,
armed groups known as Dead guard Men were formed to guard cemeteries, So militias
started popping up. One of his militias like armed with guns or if it
was like a club and knife situation with maybe some pistols and guns. Yeah,
but anyway, that's that's the kind of character that the Undertaker should have
been guarding the cemetery from grave robbers. Yeah, you're just totally ignoring how
a magnificent his backstory is the Undertaker. Yeah, well he goes to whole
phase where he becomes like the American badass where he's like biker. Okay,
yeah, we can skip over that. Yeah, but then his his origin
story with Paul Bear. Well then you bring in Kane, who write his
Brother from Hell, right, Yeah, of course, very Scorpion Scorpion and
yeah, Mortal Kombat. Actually what came first? Canner squar Scorpion came before
Kane, are you right? Yeah? Shit, did Vince McMann just rip
off Scorpion? Kind of rob rob is so angry? No, I don't
give a shit. Actually, dude, people rip each other off all the
time and stuff like that. Oscar Isaac is about to play Moon Night in
the Marvel universe and that's literally just a rip off of Batman. Oh really
yeah, and uh just a rich guy. He's also about to play.
Apparently Thanos looks exactly like the DC there's a DC was it's called like dark
Side dark Side Danis just looks like fucking dark Side. Yeah, but Marvel
did it better, of course, that's the that's the whole thing. So
what this fucking moon Night rip off of Batman that Oscar or Isaac Isaac is
in. It's probably gonna be better than the Pattinson Batman and anything else Affleck
is in right now in the future, Like, it's gonna be Christian not
not Baale. But that's I don't different, that's not that's not by the
way. I don't like Michael Keaton Batman. I was anna say, are
you more of a Michael Keaton or Christian Baale? I don't like. I
don't like Michael Keaton, asked George Arnold, just nipples, not like Arnold?
You like mister Freeze? Yeah, okay, how did the dinosaurs die?
They sage. That's not historically any for a doctor. He shouldn't know
better. No, he's just mister Freeze. Was he a doctor? He
was a doctor and then a Batman forever and Robin Rather Yeah, okay,
fair enough. I do not like Keaton is Batman though I do like,
but the problem is in its better than Keaton personally. Yeah, but the
problem is in Keaton's movies, the villains and shit are all like perfectly cast.
Oh yeah, dude, especially Dan and Catwoman. Yeah. Why wasn't
Danny DeVito just the penguin again? I know from Colin Farrell. I love
Colin Farrel, but fuck Coln Farrel. It needs to be Danny DeVito as
the penguin again. Yeah, what we Colin Farrel is the penguin? Yeah?
The fat is that come out yet? No? Okay, coming out
like next year. Yeah, it'll be. It'll be a minute, and
I don't care about it. I'll probably actually I won't see that. I
watch like every Batman movie watch. I don't know if i'll see it,
you know what I mean. I don't know if I go the theater.
Yeah, anyway. Um. The other thing that happened was multiple New York
City doctors put out notices in the papers saying that they never robbed at any
seminary cemetery in the city. Uh. The problem is that the Negro's burial
ground and Potter's Field weren't in the fucking city, so they weren't lying.
Yeah, they were definitely doing sketchy shit if that was their best excuse.
Yeah, that definitely means that they were like, yeah, obviously we took
clip people from those places. I didn't murder anyone in the city. They
were to put like, do you think there were certain doctors that like,
we're comflict free. Actually they want the opposite. So what people want is
the opposite. They want conflict bodies. Yeah, executed criminals and shit.
Mind to just dissect those doctors are conflict free where they don't experiment on anybody's
Oh no, nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. People don't even want
a doctor. So what happened is it took a long time. When they
say, when did they get rid of the giant? Nosy, we are
long past now, Okay, yeah, we're long past the burdens. Yeah,
plague mass Yeah, I'd like to think those things existed for a good
five hundred years. Yeah, those weren't really for anything other than the plague.
Though. People weren't delivering babies. You've clearly never been doing orgy.
But but it took a long time for doctor to not be considered a creepy,
seedy profession in New York. How could it not? Like you didn't
want your daughter marrying a doctor for a long time. Okay, let me,
let me explain to you. What doctors do you go in, Oh,
you're dying. They just tell you you're dying, right like, that's
they discover the thing. And if they didn't discover then it never happened.
That's like these fucking oxycotton well or it's like in Deadwood kind of where the
doctors just like putting ointment on prostitute vaginas and assholes and shit or dicks and
they're not washing their hands. Yeah, exactly, and they're just like here
you go, that'll get the burned down and you can make some money today
type of thing. Just like serving the worst people and not doing a good
job when they serve good people. Yeah, it's really and even for the
doctors at the rich hired I just don't I'm pretty sure it just wasn't a
reputable situation for a long time. No, I couldn't tell you when to
end exactly. And and you know, what doctors were kind of creepy,
and a lot of people thought that outside of New York because between seventeen sixty
five and eighteen fifty four, there were seventeen different anatomy riots. Oh my
god, throughout the country. You're talking about like you just told this a
story about one zoomed in, but there was seventeen in Cleveland, Baltimore,
and New Haven, Connecticut, all over the movement do you get all started
with a guy going like, h yeah, an arm all, a severed
arm way, just like hello boys. Yeah. The real joke is that
was just the dude's dick, just a well hung dude there waving yeah.
Weener uh, that would actually be even better. It's just like how far
they came when they just showed John Dillinger's dead body and he had a full,
fully torch penis that's his knee fully to dick to choose with all the
thoughts there, with all the thirties thoughts, depression thoughts, all those flapper
girls, No, it's post flapper. No, there are some girls that
were late on the trend. Yeah, Like can you imagine Nebraska hadn't gotten
to the thirties trends yet? There still imagine being a flapper girl in the
thirties. Hold on, Nebraska is dealing with a whole lot of problems.
Were they just a couple of flappers Omaha, just just like the three Omaha
flapper girls. Oh, it's so rowfully dusty to be in all these uh
sequence Oh hello, oh just yeah, no, no, don't worry.
Panties are getting a little muddy during this dust bow. Gross. Hey,
mud statch. Doctors would love that. Doctors would love to see a muddy
would be like, boy, intern, boy, go outside, get me
some mud. I'm putting it in this pussy. Well why, I don't
know. We just have to try everything. Science is trying everything. It
kind of is, right, I mean, that's how our vaccine worked.
Yeah, we tried it on a lot of fucking children. It's just like,
hey, can we uh your kid popping here real quick? And then
measles. It's it's like Pokemon, gotta try them all. Yeah, just
a little measle. Yeah, can you hear? Hobo boy? No one's
gonna miss you. What's your name? You don't have one? According to
me and history, I mean, yeah, if you want look at like
Tuskegee experiments. That's even the best example. That's a well documented example that
no one learns about. Like, well, I'm sure they do now,
but I don't need things like treating black people horribly to bum me out when
I'm trying to like sit in fifth grade history and learn about like rad fighter
pilots killing Hitler's soldiers. It be insane if they taught ten year olds about
the Tuskegee Ye, about slavery and shit. They teach it the Dan way,
though they kind of brush over It's like, well, you know,
you know when I don't actually don't think they brush over it as much as
people say. It's just like, how much can you possibly intimate to a
fucking fifth grader? Oh, they can't even comprehend how terrible that probably was.
Yeah, they're like, oh and in a fifth grade and a fifth
grader can comprehend it. They've seen some shit and should be in a special
school to where their emotions are being handled because correctly, right, yeah,
yeah, if they can empathize with that, yeah, it's not like you
like they could feel bad about it, but like if they truly understand the
plight, then that's terrified. There's only just only and that's always one thing
that drives me doest when they talk about education on that type of stuff is
I'm like, I don't know how much you expect a child to empathize.
Like when I read about something now, it like it hits me way harder,
Like the same thing even that I would could have read it like twenty
years ago, it hits me harder. Yeah, I don't fucking know how
much you want fucking billy fifth grader. No, I mean like you're literally
telling him to be like, hey, really fucking dig deep into the ten
years of emotion you've experienced. Anyone who's not crying gets an f yeah,
right, Like I mean it's just like you can give them the facts and
stuff. It's like, just don't tell them like, oh they were singing
songs, yeah, like yeah obviously, like that was right. Yeah,
it's not song in the South. Yeah, but like, yeah, just
give them the facts, that's all. I mean, just give them the
build, build the base. Yeah. With those kids, essentially, I
just told him like, hey, this was a shitty thing we did,
right, Yeah. He just really hammer home the Bible when you're in Catholic
school, really go in depth about the story of Fatima. I was gonna
say, did you guys not have Passion hour where you just watched the last
hour of the Passion every day? Always? We always did. Yeah,
that's how we closed out every school day. It's my favorite snuff. Maybe
Passion of the Christ. It's so good. They were making a second one
of the Return of the King. Well that he did return, so you
just hung out forty yeah, well forty days. He forty days and then
he went to the went to this guy. Uh, and then now he
just hangs out more chilling. We're waiting, lives at his dad's place,
cut up a day. Yeah what I mean? Maybe it's maybe just maybe
takes care of his dad. I don't know. Anyway, after the riot,
there was one nice thing that a couple of nice things happened. Anatomy
acts known as bone bills were passed, including one named not as catchy as
the ones today, an act to prevent the odious practice of digging up and
removing for the purpose of dissection, dead bodies interred in cemeteries or burial places,
which resident sounds like technically means if you find a body dead in the
street before anyone can bury it, that's fine. Yes, you if you,
if you could snatch that hobo. I'm pretty sure a lot of American
common law in the late seventeen hundreds just finders skippers more or less. Yes,
America might have been founded on finders keepers. I'm pretty sure it was
to be quite established that. Yeah, bonds, damn it. What America's
built on? Bonds? Damn Is that like something your union union dad told
you drunk watching the Eagles lose and things like America was built on bonds.
You get your like point two five percent, it's twenty years later, that's
right. Nothing like cashing in a savings bond and realizing it's worth the number
that's not even what's printed on it, because it hasn't matured. Yeah,
my dad gave me a bond the other day that had not it hadn't expired.
It was over Christmas, actually hadn't expired, but it just reached his
limit. He bought it when I was like a baby, like an infant.
Yeah, anyway, that was a cool fifty dollars, that's what it
is. Yeah, Like my grandfather thought he was doing me such like a
solid with all these bonds, and by the time they all matured. It's
like, oh, it's two or fifty bucks school. Yeah, oh,
get me through college. He was like wow, it was like good,
a lot of foresight there, Dad. Why didn't you buy crypto, you
fucking cuck, fucking ed, yeah, buy a computer, father ed fucking
shit. Anyway, the Act outlawed grave robbing, but it did give New
York doctors, Uh, it provided them. The government was like, we'll
give you our executed criminals instead. Oh, there you go, fair,
fair. They just weren't enough criminals go around New Year. And that's what
blows my mind. Like people people were hanging like horse thieves and shit,
like they hung. You got hung for almost Like the bar for the death
penalty was so fucking low in seventeen eighty eight, let alone eighteen sixty.
I mean shit like and they were digging up the the black cemetery, like
the bar was even lower for them for the death. Yeah. Yeah,
so like it's like whistling the wrong way yeah yeah, or like looking at
a white woman. Yeah yeah. They still didn't have enough bodies. You
boil one wrong, you just got to toss it out. It's a whole
new body. Yeah. Yeah, they're going through them like single use plastic
manu and the other thing it did lead to that was good actually though,
was medical licensing and a somewhat structured medical education system doctors. To become a
doctor, you had to like study or apprentice for like two years. It
wasn't just like you could hang out watch a doctor, like do some weird
and then go back up disconnect any I mean, like, I'm a doctor,
Now bring me your kids. I'll cut off his foot if he starts
a cough. Yeah yeah, I mean that's good that they did that.
Yeah yeah, but that was the the medical or the doctor riots of seventeen
eighty eight. Shouts to uh Tiger McGuigan on Twitter, Tiger McGuigan, I
don't know that. I don't know if that's able name, but for sending
me that that topic. But I thoroughly enjoyed it because people doing stupid stuff.
It is funny, especially when they're just like ignorant of no fault through
their own No, yeah, that's not their fault. I mean like if
if your kid runs home, it's like, hey, mom is at the
doctor's office and the doctor's fucking around with her arm waving it around. I
think her titties are on the wall, Like I'm gonna be mad, Like
if I'm if I'm a widower. Look even now, if I was a
widower and my kid was like I saw moms at ease on the wall at
the doctor's office through the window, I'd look into it. I'm grabbing my
compound bow and I'm going right to that doctor. Yeah, I'm definitely not
going I'm definitely not going there with a gun. I mean, like,
stop at poo poo. Yeah, there's no recoil with BO. Nope,
Nope, it's swift, decisive. Don't need a silencer for BO. Actually,
this is a true story about guns. I believe that we need to
put in the commercial. Is the recoil of a gun, the reverberation of
it shrinks your penis. I've heard that. Yeah heard that actually makes you
go inside scarre's your penis enough to shrink? Yeah, well no, the
reverberation, Like we're talking science here and yeah yeah, yeah, all right.
What did you guys learn today? Um? Well, do you change?
No? Not really, because like again, if this happened now and
under the right circumstances, people were grabbing their torches, their pitch works well,
I mean this is kind of uh, you know, people were pretty
pissed off about stem cells. Yeah, and kind of the say, I
mean they didn't riot about it, but well, I mean Christopher Reeves was
single handedly just snapping baby's necks opening kind of those stem cells. That's fine,
he's handicapped, he was. Yeah, I'm not a nableist. I
think you should drink all the stem cells he wants. Well, I think
I should. Because this is a little reminiscent of of being anti stem cell.
I kind of think not, it's not a great enough There's a lot
of complexity because these doctors were fucking weirdos and doing stupid shit. Yeah,
but doctors right now with the COVID stuff, if they kind I would say,
the vaccine, if they say either something controversial that hasn't been accepted yet,
I guess even early stages where well, yeah, where doctors are coming
out and being like, no, vitamin D is what you need to survive,
or like it it just helps with fight it. Yeah, it helps
fight it. It lessens the symptoms, and people are like, how could
you right, Well, no, I would say, like, for instance,
there was a lot of misinformation about fetal remnant in the vaccine. Um,
that was like a big rumor that they not put a fucking baby in
my vaccine. Yeah, if you got the point, you got ripped off.
Dude, like a corpus. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for that baby
in the vaccine. Yeah, you gotta wait for the good stuff. But
no. Also, just like the Messenger RNA part of the vaccine where it's
like, yeah, people are like, oh, you don't even understand the
science, it's like, well, no they do. They really do understand
it, or they're they've figured it out for the most part. Oh,
you just blindly trust somebody else's word. Huh over someone on Facebook that failed
out of high school. Yeah, typically m Yeah. I'm not saying every
person that fails out of high school is dumb. I'm just saying there's just
most Actually, Dan Holloway I said one of the funniest things I've heard in
my time here, which is like apparently a statistic accurate, which is um,
I guess like average college IQ is like one twenty or something like that,
and it's one thirty, and the average non college IQ is one hundred,
and the average mentally handicapped IQ is seventy. So someone without a college
education is equidistant between mentally handicapped and college education, Like they're as close to
being mentally handicapped as they already being college educated. I don't find that relevant
as a statistic. I just thought it was. Yeah, there's plenty of
smart people to go to trade school. Okay, they avoid I'm not shitting
on dude, I think less people should go to college. Well, Robin's
saying is that he is an anti trade school and that he does not he
doesn't care for your I'll just say it. Fuck electricians, fuck plumbers.
Carpenters can catch this mob will shoot in his hands and use candles. Uh
yeah, No, I have my own plumber. It's called a piece of
plastic with some rubber on the end that does nine of a plumber's work.
Oh, it's a plunger, A fucking plunger. I get it. Yeah,
plumbers can get fucked. I will never say that I've had to rely
on too many plumbers my life. Yeah, doesn't drop those megaducees. I
bet you have to actually handle my uh my problems. Shake Dan's er water,
he doesn't clock, can't clog your toilet with more water. No,
what a what would a he's shitting? Would is that how that your crones
got diagnosed? Well, Danny is shitting? What a give me shitting?
What for the rest of your life? I wouldn't I wouldn't go. It's
all the hobies from the Wall water pets, genos, the question it's never
pass of Genos. It's uh, it is more Boston. He yeah,
we're get into Boston a little bit. Yeah, except for what a what?
Anyway, that's all I got for this week. Uh, what I
learned was that, Um, I don't know. I didn't really learn anything
nothing. Yeah, not really. Just this is the thing that fucking happened.
Yeah, that's small. That's most of history. Really. Yeah,
it's a thing that fucking happened. So make sure to rate, subscribe,
tell friend about the podcast if you enjoy it. If you don't, well
thank you for your business. Anyway. Yeah, I think we got through
to this part. I think we have some advertisers coming through eventually. I
think we're in the works. But uh, we'll see. And that's because
maybe some gear we do have some yeah we're talking about oh yeah yeah yeah,
So um this time next week, you're gonna go to don't do it
now because it's not ready yet. Not up. I'll tell you, I'll
tell you where to go next week, because we'll be ready next week,
alright with he But we have gear, Yeah, we have gear. We
have a couple shirts coming, a couple of shirts on the way. Should
be pretty exciting. Uh, those are the only thing we'll wear from no
on on this ship. Yeah. We could even get some mugs going if
you guys are into it. Sure, what about calendar of all three of
us? And we'll have to do a photo shoot? Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm implying, Like we can, you can, you can actually
all spike the camera real quick so we can get like a thing for the
show, like a horizontal thing for the website. All right, that's good,
guys. I would actually like my calendar entry to be Uh, I'll
I'll cut my penis off and nail it to the wall. Oh cool,
all right, yeah it sounds it's my month. Cool cool, cool cool.
But no, we are growing and we should have advertised it soon.
And as thanks to you guys recommending it and liking tell them this because they're
not gonna damn it. What what they're used to free content. It's still
fucking free. We're not putting it behind a paywall, right, but we're
just spending two minutes being like, listen brought to you by blah blah blah
blah blah. Who gives a shit? I know, but if you tell
them that, they're not gonna tell their friend they'll be happy for us.
Guys, they're not your friends. People aren't happy for other people, and
don't listen to Dan. Only Dan thinks that way. Yeah, anyway,
Jake has picked up his backpack. He's ready to Yeah, so we're done
for this forever. He's ready to go. Thanks for listening. You just
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