1 00:00:03,399 --> 00:00:11,080 Welcome to you Softcore History. What is up? Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome 2 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:16,239 back to Softcore History. I am your host, Rob Fox, the one 3 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:21,160 with the voice that projects the most, which is why Dan always gets mad 4 00:00:21,199 --> 00:00:24,320 at my mic levels. Speaking of Dan, I'm I'm joined by Dan Rojester. 5 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:28,800 Hey man, what's up? Just do them apart Rob for the podcast 6 00:00:28,879 --> 00:00:33,079 trying to grow the brand. Yeah, we're growing the break kind of like 7 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,280 ESPN type car wash. Yeah yeah, but like not on purpose. They 8 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,159 just needed guests. I feel like, yeah, I guess they just hit 9 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,920 me up. Like I went on RBP on Friday, they put me behind 10 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,079 the paywall though, so the Ross bowlan, you gotta yeah, you gotta 11 00:00:46,119 --> 00:00:49,799 pay for Ross and Jared's podcast if you want to hear me. Um. 12 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:54,399 But then I went on Circling Back Today and uh pimped out softcore History. 13 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,000 Uh And immediately Brett Merriman called me out for it, saying like, oh, 14 00:00:59,119 --> 00:01:00,359 you mean like a hard wre his reel like Dan Carlin. But yeah, 15 00:01:00,359 --> 00:01:03,320 that's a joke, man. The joke kind of ripped that off. 16 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:07,840 Yeah that we are not doing that now covering history. We're not hiding the 17 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:11,079 whole fucking point. Yeah. I actually listen to the first five minutes of 18 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:15,760 that because I saw you posted about it. I was like, yeah, 19 00:01:15,879 --> 00:01:19,280 that's yep, you got it. Yeah, nailed it in. So it 20 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:21,959 was a funny thing to do, Like I figured out your joke, asshole, 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,680 fuck you. Yes, we wanted everyone to figure out the joke. 22 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:29,680 What now? Yeah, yeah, it's it's transparent, yeah, not hiding 23 00:01:29,719 --> 00:01:32,599 that. Yeah. Yeah. We're like the fat kid that's owning Tubby. 24 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:37,000 It's like I am Tubby. Our goal is to get a cease and desist 25 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:40,400 from Dan Carlin. We haven't succeeded until we get a Dan Carlin C and 26 00:01:40,439 --> 00:01:46,319 D. Yeah, and immediately we we play the parody law yeah card, 27 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,640 which I think I think qualifies it does. To be quite honest, part 28 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:53,959 of my take can exist, softcore history can exist. Yeah, he can't 29 00:01:53,959 --> 00:01:57,840 do anything with that. No, it's not called hardcore history. So and 30 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:01,640 there's no let me be clear, we do not affiliate with Dan Carlin. 31 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:06,959 We're better than this doesn't doesn't make sense because that's like also every porn title 32 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:13,360 ever yea, like Martin Scorsese's not Chasing after Bangs of New York. That's 33 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,319 a weak porn title honestly Bangs of New York. Well, there's only so 34 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,840 many. You ever do the game, or you switch one letter and it's 35 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:23,319 a pornow in a movie. Never heard of it even, but I like, 36 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,159 yeah, no, I my favorite right now. I thought of this 37 00:02:25,199 --> 00:02:30,000 one a couple nights ago, and so shutter Island. It's shitter Island. 38 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,759 It's about butts. Yeah, well to say the least, well, butts 39 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:38,879 was not even what I was thinking. That's like a lot cleaner than what 40 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,280 I was singing. Well, yeah, you know, I mean, it's 41 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,960 up to anyone to interpret it. I didn't say a lot of the movie 42 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,919 made it sound like a German ties of movie. Yeah, like well, 43 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,879 it just made it sound like Germany's MAUI yeah, shitter Island, Yeah, 44 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,319 that makes sense, or maybe Germany's fire. I'll go ahead and introduce myself. 45 00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:59,240 I'm Goldman, author of Shitter Island, author of Shitter Island, New 46 00:02:59,319 --> 00:03:04,120 York Times Best Author, Jake Coleman, author of Shitter Island. Man that 47 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:07,039 we're grace with so many New York Times bestsellers in our life. I know, 48 00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:14,080 it's amazing none of us have written one yet we should have. Wells, 49 00:03:15,039 --> 00:03:17,439 what's nice for me is I'm about to blame all my unfulfilled potential on 50 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:22,639 having a child. I should have had one sooner. It's such a good 51 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:24,240 excuse. Harness the energy and that. Yeah, and then harness that into 52 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:29,319 your parenting style. Yeah. And then they'll give up on your own hopes 53 00:03:29,319 --> 00:03:31,759 and dreams and then just push it onto your own kids. Just bury it 54 00:03:31,759 --> 00:03:36,759 in that kid. Was it like, I'll be like andre Agassi's dad, 55 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:39,759 except with jokes. I'm like funnier. I wake him up at like four 56 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:44,240 in the morning and just make them be funny something. I don't know how. 57 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,520 It's told me a knock knock, Yeah, give out a hard five 58 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,680 Type five, Give me a type five. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm 59 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,960 not in the industry. Yeah, like you, Jake, I'm not in 60 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,199 the industry either. I did my first open mic in a year and a 61 00:03:55,240 --> 00:04:00,199 half. It's fine, it's fine. Did a couple of jokes, a 62 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,840 couple of singers, I would hope. So yeah, Um, no one 63 00:04:02,879 --> 00:04:05,840 liked my joke about killing a turtle on mushrooms. I didn't, but some 64 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:11,319 other ones it was about turtle. Yeah, it's about Robert Aguero. No. 65 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,719 I kind of borrow from that story. But okay, yeah, but 66 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:19,279 r ip turntle. That's ever since that guy killed that turtle. FC was 67 00:04:19,319 --> 00:04:25,879 sucked. Its sh You rip a fucking box turtle in half, your program 68 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,720 deserves to go down there. You're a monster if you do that. No, 69 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,959 I mean think about that though, like one of the most prolific like 70 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:39,360 sports dynasties FC football for probably the last twenty years, thirty years, and 71 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:43,920 they're just dogshit. Well they're gonna turn it around. I don't know if 72 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,079 you've seen the line in front of him, but you better used to hurt. 73 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:54,759 It's pretty strong. Mackenzie's right slash maybe his life. I just I 74 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,680 just want to know he ripped that turtle in half by like shell is shell 75 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,639 right? I don't know. No, I think he ripped the turtle out 76 00:05:00,639 --> 00:05:02,839 of the shell and ripped it in half. I don't know. I don't 77 00:05:02,879 --> 00:05:06,959 think you can rip a turtle. He that's too much. It was one 78 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,399 fell swoop. I think he grabbed the bottom shell on the top shell and 79 00:05:11,439 --> 00:05:15,399 just are the shells that soft that you can should rip it in half? 80 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,639 People like animals still eat turtles, yeah, much less strong animals. Maybe 81 00:05:19,639 --> 00:05:23,519 you just like he'll kicked it, like just dropped his heal into the back 82 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,759 of it. It's just split it. Anyway. I hope that guy, 83 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,160 uh, like, I guess that's not worth a death sentence, but like, 84 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,240 I hope he gets like pretty painfully injured. Now I don't deserves it 85 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:38,120 for that. I do not know the gueros. Um. I can't tell 86 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,759 the difference between the two of them. Um, it was the younger. 87 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:43,959 It was the younger, So I don't know if it's Robert or Yeah, 88 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,040 I don't put don't put that on the wrong person. Yeah, I don't 89 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:50,040 up the younger GUYO brother Okay, yeah, man, fuck that guy. 90 00:05:50,519 --> 00:05:55,040 If you like turtles and you run into the younger Aguayo brother, literally rip 91 00:05:55,079 --> 00:05:57,639 them in half, well if you and if you can't do that, just 92 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,040 get the hardest, like find a golf club and just hit him in his 93 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,120 fucking shin. We're gonna get a CND from that guy before we get one 94 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,720 from Dan Carlin Army. I would love. I know it's not a lawsuit, 95 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,959 but they say like, oh, I hope they choosed for discovery. 96 00:06:09,079 --> 00:06:11,399 Yeah, I want that to happen so we can be like, oh, 97 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,639 you mean about the time you ripped a fucking turtle and a half, you 98 00:06:13,759 --> 00:06:17,040 psychopath. Yeah, yeah, it's not we're not saying anything like that's not 99 00:06:17,079 --> 00:06:24,360 true. It's yeah, it's documentary. Right, there's no proof what there's 100 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,040 no proof that he did it, but what if he did it, that'd 101 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,360 be fucked up with that guy framed him. This guy ripped his own turtle. 102 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,480 And we're actually gonna do a deep dive into this. That's my next 103 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:39,000 time actual episode where we will break our twenty effort into it and research. 104 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:44,240 We're gonna actually go to the fraternity of FSU get interviews. We probably should 105 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,360 do a murder doc on Turntle. Yes, that would be hilarious. Uh, 106 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:50,040 that's our idea. Wait wait, Coope, cut this. Yeah, 107 00:06:50,079 --> 00:06:53,240 you gotta. We don't want to give that out. We're not giving it 108 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:56,319 out, but we will be murder doc on Turntle. I actually know it 109 00:06:56,399 --> 00:07:00,879 was a Florida State Pike, right, I don't remember. I'm friends with 110 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:04,120 the Florida State from that time, your friends with the floor. That's like 111 00:07:04,199 --> 00:07:08,720 saying your friends with someone from UCF. There's like it wasn't Florida State Pike 112 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:12,399 because Florida State Pike has enough guys to kick the shit out of football. 113 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,120 Yeah, there's no way that the Pike is like yeah, they also on 114 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,920 the football team. That's a militia. Yeah, because they have guns. 115 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:26,199 Yeah. No, it's like Pike fight out and lamb. The Kai were 116 00:07:26,199 --> 00:07:30,120 like giant, enormous for some reason. When what do you mean for summer 117 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:34,959 when they just it's a night. It's not like they like all the houses 118 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,680 were that big. There were three, and then it was like a disparate 119 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:42,560 amount lower from those three. It was crazy. Anyway, it's not important 120 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,959 anyway. What important is what we're talking about tonight and what we're talking about 121 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,600 today. For no reason. This isn't topic or anything, which I do 122 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:53,000 sometimes in case you're wondering, like, oh, is rob of some fucking 123 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,480 topic about what anything that is going on? Now? No, I don't. 124 00:07:55,759 --> 00:08:01,759 We're talking about the doctor's riot, the New York City doctor's riot, 125 00:08:01,879 --> 00:08:05,720 doctor's rioting, yeah, of seventeen eighty eight. No, it's people writing 126 00:08:05,839 --> 00:08:11,439 about doctors. Oh yeah, that could be topical. Yeah, I think 127 00:08:11,439 --> 00:08:16,040 he's going for topical healthcare. Yeah, which I finally got a good salary 128 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,920 again, So fuck you in your healthcare. Yeah, No, I don't 129 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:22,680 care about any any of any people all here at Drinking Bro Studio sou or 130 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:26,399 tether Ball Media. Yeah. So yeah, I'm not poor anymore. So 131 00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:30,160 I am now a capitalist. That's right, That's how it works. Yea, 132 00:08:30,279 --> 00:08:31,399 yeah, yeah. It's so funny talking to people. As soon as 133 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,679 they make one of it's like, man, what comes on to my paycheck? 134 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,039 Fuck that? It's like, yeah, you start to notice. Yeah, 135 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:39,600 it's like at a certain point you're like, hmm, not of him? 136 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:43,840 Should I get back anyway? Yeah. So one of the you know, 137 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,440 the doctor's riots were the people of New York, about five thousand of 138 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:54,320 them. Uh, got pretty steamed at a group of doctors in New York 139 00:08:54,559 --> 00:09:01,559 and rioted. And we'll get into why. Okay, obviously before we get 140 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,720 into this, have you seen a bunch of the vaccine commercials? I haven't 141 00:09:03,759 --> 00:09:07,799 seen a single commercial. Oh it's all I see. Maybe I'm just watching 142 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,879 Network TV because of golf, but they're really hammering home just like, come 143 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:16,919 on, guys, you can take the vaccine. You do your part, 144 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:20,480 but that's the best. Who's what celebrity endorsement is happening there. It's like 145 00:09:20,919 --> 00:09:26,480 news anchors that are not like national news anchors like al Roker okay, and 146 00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:30,559 then like uh, doctors. They need to take the approach that like Axe 147 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:33,159 Body Spray did in the early two thousands, which is just like like the 148 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:37,080 guy gets a shot, then like a bunch of like half clothed women are 149 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:41,279 like, hey, you smell hot from your vaccine. No you, That's 150 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:43,039 how you have to appeal to all this stuff. It's the same way we 151 00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:48,360 talked about with the anti gun commercial where it's like only pussies used guy. 152 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:50,440 Well, actually, well that was that only only gay slayers use guns, 153 00:09:50,919 --> 00:09:54,000 right, what it needs to be like only the f only f ware has 154 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:58,639 used guns. We were telling us that Dan Holloway, Um, like if 155 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,480 they really want to get serious about gun control, um, just say real 156 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:07,039 men use bows, yeah, composite bows or crossbows, compound anything like compound, 157 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:11,000 but whatever the fuck. Yeah, and the commercial needs to start with 158 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:15,559 like someone breaking into the house and then some guys like you a robber, 159 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Pip, and I need just have fucking Robin Hood on the staircase, just 160 00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:28,600 like h and the yeah and just yeah exactly, the girl jumps in Robin 161 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:33,799 Hood's hands. Yeah, they make love like yeah, like a significant amount 162 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,679 of time it's a three hour longer we see, we see full penny, 163 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,440 yeah, all of it. Yeah, it's a very long poor note. 164 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:43,200 Yeah. Then what's that movie where there was a rule in movies like for 165 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:48,679 smoking cigarettes Rabs, Russians, Arabs and villains. Oh they could still smoke. 166 00:10:48,799 --> 00:10:50,200 Yeah, so it needs to be a rule for in movies for guns. 167 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:54,000 Not really, I don't want this at all, but it is used 168 00:10:54,000 --> 00:11:03,159 to be like women, homosexuals and others and who yeah, who's who's who's 169 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:07,519 Yeah, just shooting their little twenty two bo get away from me. I'm 170 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:15,519 holpless. That would work. The bullets just bouncing off people, that would 171 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:20,879 work, just like missing constantly. They're like, you can't stop me with 172 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:24,240 that. Very good. Yeah, you're gonna need something stronger, like a 173 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,519 compound bow. You need a who yeah and then and then just like John 174 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:37,399 Cena pops in double fisting crossbows. Yeah, no, that sounds right. 175 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:41,840 We need to start contacting lobbyist groups. Yeah. I think, Hey, 176 00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:46,720 Dinosaur Juice and in a car, you've solved so many problems we've dude, 177 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:50,799 I can't can't tell you how many problems we've solved in like the last two 178 00:11:50,799 --> 00:11:56,279 weeks, three weeks. Whatever the fuck we need to also scrub or like 179 00:11:56,679 --> 00:12:00,279 we need to retouch Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings. Hey, but 180 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,120 make him like stronger the city of Orlando. No, no, no, 181 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:07,039 no, no, like he's too he's too he's too blond and elf like 182 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,720 you know what I mean. Like I've always had a problem with that. 183 00:12:11,759 --> 00:12:15,519 Actually in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, it's like, I'll buy it 184 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:18,320 him. What I'm just saying is that we need and you just make him 185 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:24,840 look stronger, maybe again to just digitally insert John Cena as Legoless, but 186 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:31,000 with Orlando Bloom's head no, or just oh John. So you're saying, 187 00:12:31,399 --> 00:12:33,639 yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't Well I don't. I don't give 188 00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:39,240 the infatuation with him. No, we remake Lord of the Rings with John 189 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:43,720 Cena playing every character I could see, No, because then then all the 190 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:48,080 weapons are equal, right, I mean yeah, I guess yeah, that'll 191 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:52,000 be red all right. Anyway, let's get into the fucking topic here. 192 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:56,080 Yeah all right, can you can you write that down for us? You 193 00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:58,679 got it? All right? Cool? Yeah? Then we had so many 194 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:01,360 good ideas there too. I know it was the one, just the one 195 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,879 I had that I was like, no one to oh the murder doc on 196 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,000 turntle. Yeah, that's what we're that's that's that's that's gonna be a softcore 197 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:11,039 history presentation. Yeah, like a produced Well, have a power point p 198 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:16,159 I'll be like prerecorded produced, like a murder doc that like your girlfriend or 199 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:20,240 wife listens to on a long we'll get like a little piano. There was 200 00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:26,840 a happened like half a million dollars on this documentary, and where Jessie would 201 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:31,720 be down and where was Richie guayo the whole time, bump bump, It's 202 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,759 all about the music. Yeah. Anyway, Doctor's riots in New York happened 203 00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:39,840 in seventeen eighty eight, back then seventeen eighty eight, talking about a country 204 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:43,240 that had just just become a country. At this point, the constitution was 205 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:50,279 only finalized, I believe a year before seventeen eighty seven. Jefferson had nothing 206 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,840 to do with it. Now, by what Timothy Dexter said, Yeah, 207 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:58,200 yes, Tom Jefferson was over getting his weener stroked in Paris while also like 208 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:05,480 getting really like eighteenth century woke. Basically, well, he was isolationist, 209 00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:07,360 right, No, he was like no, he wasn't. He was like 210 00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:11,080 we need to go to war on behalf of France to help them. But 211 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:15,039 I thought his whole problem to me was like he didn't want to trade with 212 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,440 anybody. Jefferson. Yeah, I think you're thinking of Woodrow Wilson. Yeah, 213 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,919 I know, I don't think anythinking of Jeffson, but I can't so. 214 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,960 Back then, late eighteenth century, it wasn't easy to learn how to 215 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:31,600 be a good doctor. How could it be. I feel like you just 216 00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:33,360 have to have a steady hand with a saw on leeches. Yeah, pretty 217 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:39,840 much, pretty much Jefferson, the original isolate isolationists, isolation. I'm glad 218 00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:46,120 dance messing with the floor. I think that's a I think that's a really 219 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:50,279 questionable accusation on behalf of who ever wrote that. Anyway, Obviously, becoming 220 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:56,120 a doctor back then was not very standardized, and anatomy still a bit of 221 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:00,159 a mystery. Didn't really we knew, We knew stuff. They got head, 222 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,639 shoulders, needs and toastpart down. Yeah, we do stuff, We 223 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:07,159 tried things. We were aware of bones. Blood. Yeah, this when 224 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:13,720 doctors took chances. Okay, they didn't do it by no goddamn book Trial 225 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:18,159 and error. Well, no, the worst part what's worse is there were 226 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,039 books, and people take things that they read seriously. Yeah, so they're 227 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:28,279 just wrong books. Yeah, books drain the body of bloods out all the 228 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:33,360 bad blood, put new blood in you. But yeah so. But to 229 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:37,720 study anatomy, to learn more about the human body, doctors in the late 230 00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:43,559 eighteenth century across the globe, including the United States, uh not unlike now, 231 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:48,679 needed dead bodies to dissect and pull the organs out of and be like 232 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:54,879 this is fucking this. Oh wow, the heart's there. But people were 233 00:15:54,960 --> 00:16:03,600 not wild about giving doctor is cadavers back then. Yeah. I'm sure there's 234 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,720 a lot of like religious We'll get into that. We'll get into that, 235 00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:11,799 Okay, Yeah, um no, they probably think Frankenstein. Frankenstein was not 236 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,720 published for another twenty years, doesn't matter. They probably still think Frankenstein. 237 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,200 No, I'm sorry, forty years or thirty years. Thirty years, Yeah, 238 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,360 they were thirty forty years. They were brainstorming for that guy. Yeah, 239 00:16:22,519 --> 00:16:26,080 think that was an original idea. No, not from a lady, 240 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:33,919 No, heavens no Mary Shelley Lord. Now if she had been gone by 241 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,600 like m J. Shelley, right, I don't like initials. A lot 242 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:41,480 of women do that, So they just people aren't like women wrote it. 243 00:16:41,639 --> 00:16:42,440 Yea, yeah, a lot of Yeah, that's why. I mean j 244 00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:45,399 JK they made JK Rolling do it. They're like, it's just gonna be 245 00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:48,039 better sales if it people think it might be a dude that wrote it. 246 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:52,480 Why doesn't she rebrand now, like just put her actual name on the Harry 247 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,159 Potter bone. Joe Rowling? Is that her name? Joe? It's like 248 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,960 Joanna or Joe, but she goes by Joe. Canceled right now for the 249 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:06,119 trans stuff. She's been canceled a hundred times. Yeah, it's you, 250 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:10,160 hey, he kissing the people try to cancel her, you either die the 251 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,759 author of Harry Potter or live long enough to see yourself become the Voldemort. 252 00:17:14,759 --> 00:17:18,960 Yeah, but you get a theme park. You get an entire theme park. 253 00:17:18,279 --> 00:17:22,559 Yeah, well part of the universal But yeah, I might have say 254 00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:25,160 a major part of the universe. A huge part of the funniest thing is 255 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,039 like when people want to cancel super rich people like JK. Rowling, it's 256 00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:30,759 like, do you think she gives a fuck? Yeah, she said that. 257 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,680 Nobody ever actually gets canceled. No, Harvey weinste that's not a can't 258 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:38,440 that's an arrest. That's a legitimate prosecution. Like the guy is going to 259 00:17:38,519 --> 00:17:44,960 jail for jail. Yeah canceled, No, No, he's doing specials. 260 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:52,519 Canceled and uh prosecuted, same things. Yeah, yeah, only the justice 261 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:57,599 system really cancels people like Timothy McVeigh. We canceled him. Ted Bundy canceled 262 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,839 well two times, but then he gets back. He d Richard Rodriguez and 263 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:08,960 fucking Richard Ramirez and uh fucking Ted Bundy. They could have gotten all the 264 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:14,039 trim they wanted if they were kept alive forever with conjugal visits, like no 265 00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:17,519 one came. No, one's truly canceled, Like even those duds could get 266 00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:19,920 laid. No, if you're murdered, you're canceled. Right Have you walked 267 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:25,559 outside? And Manson probably still gets put like he's dead. Is he dead? 268 00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:29,640 Yes? When he died a couple of years ago, really yeah he 269 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,400 was. He was married for a hot minute, he was. Yeah, 270 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,400 I didn't know he died. Let's talk about these doctors. Yeah, so 271 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:41,279 Charlie people, they were while about having dead bodies dug up back then. 272 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,759 But doctors needed to learn about anatomy. They need to learn things keep in 273 00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:53,559 mind. This riot that we're talking about happens eleven years before. I believe 274 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:59,960 it's either seven or nine or eleven years a camera before. A doctor treated 275 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:07,039 George Washington for his illness by letting, by bleeding him really yeah, by 276 00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:10,240 blood letting him. So this is before blood letting. No, it's during 277 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,680 blood letty. But I'm saying blood letting went on for a decade after. 278 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:19,480 Yeah, this riot, at least because of this riot over cadavers. Anatomy 279 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,200 has nothing to do with it. I'm just saying that's how shitty medicine was, 280 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,519 right, So keep in minding what doctors are operating with. Knowledge wise, 281 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,440 George Washington had a really sore throat and they took a pint of blood 282 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:36,519 out of him. Yeah checks out. Yeah, yeah, I agree. 283 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:41,039 They got the itchy blood out of his throat. Every time I have gas, 284 00:19:41,039 --> 00:19:44,039 I just jabbed myself in the stomach with a fucking kitchen knife. You 285 00:19:44,039 --> 00:19:47,319 gotta relieve the player from pressure. Ye see, my body does it naturally. 286 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,400 It's called Crown's disease. Just comes right out of my butt hole. 287 00:19:49,599 --> 00:19:56,119 It's a feature, not a bug. Yeah. Yeah, So you're like 288 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,960 evolved, if anything, The most evolved here, you're like like when magnetos, 289 00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:03,839 like, we're not freaks with the next evolution of human being. Okay, 290 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,200 Katie and I talked about this a lot. A version of magneto was 291 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:11,960 that they're both the same version, but like which act here younger or older? 292 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:17,599 You mean my impression? Yeah, oh, Eve neither okay uh Keaty 293 00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:21,240 and I talked about this beyond human thing. She's like, my wife has 294 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:25,160 blonde hair, blue eyes. She's like truly arian looking. Um she has 295 00:20:25,279 --> 00:20:29,440 she was born with the Wisden thief and she has oh negative blood, yeah, 296 00:20:29,559 --> 00:20:33,279 which is like universal donor. So it's like, was she Nazi Germany? 297 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:38,519 Yeah? Do you think I don't marrying you trying to take wait and 298 00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:41,880 you're Jewish? Whoa, Yeah, what what's your sperm? I'm gonna do 299 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:47,440 to her eggs? I think her eggs will like vaporize my sperm. Yeah, 300 00:20:47,599 --> 00:20:51,519 you're your sperm's not getting close. Yeah, yeah, there's one hundred 301 00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:55,680 percent chance. It's that iron dome when Israel has with the hes blond missiles 302 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,480 that come in. Yeah, that's my wife. There's no Well, I 303 00:20:57,519 --> 00:21:00,759 actually think you'll you'll still fired them, but the baby will come out instead 304 00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:08,599 of crying like we'll come out being like we're going like hell bents on killing 305 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,680 me. Yeah, it's it's Normandy and your your wife's uterous. What if 306 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:18,000 what if it's like butterfly effect where the egg realizes it was fertilized by Jewish 307 00:21:18,039 --> 00:21:21,279 sperm. It just killed, it kills, strangles itself with the umbilical cord 308 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:26,160 and the Yeah this is fun, it's great. Yeah. Anyway, we're 309 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:33,759 not even into this yet. So um medicine at this time super unregulated. 310 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:40,599 Uh not a great time. No, not not really. Uh and uh 311 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,119 so they had to they had to grave rob essentially do get a lot of 312 00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:48,440 bodies. Right, there's just doctors robbing graves and constantly, constantly, constantly, 313 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:52,079 and they're probably being like there's other grave robbers too, just like hey, 314 00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:55,720 you're gonna take that. Yeah, guys, we're just here for the 315 00:21:55,720 --> 00:22:00,720 bottle. I imagine it was a bit of an industry where like the people, 316 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:04,480 the grave robbers took the jewelry and ship for themselves and then dropped the 317 00:22:04,519 --> 00:22:08,039 body off. Oh they doubled up. Yeah, at the doctors. There 318 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,680 is a scene like that. I wrote this near later, but there's a 319 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,400 scene like that from Gangs of New York. There is a scene like that 320 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,039 from Gangs of New York. Hence my Bangs of New York reference. It 321 00:22:18,079 --> 00:22:22,119 was just on my mind. Um. But yeah, so people, the 322 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:27,279 doctors or whomever were digging up these bodies and and you know, experimenting on 323 00:22:27,319 --> 00:22:33,039 them, fucking cutting them apart, looking at their internal organs. Uh, 324 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,359 it was seen other than sacrilegious, just fucking weird and perverted, you know 325 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,079 what I mean, because they would get dig up women and men. Yeah, 326 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:44,079 so it was seen as like perverse as well, because yes, you 327 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,799 see the pussy and uh, it's actually a scene in Deadwood about this too. 328 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:56,720 So one of the most common graveyards to be uh dug up was the 329 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:06,440 Black Graveyard known as the Negroes Burial Ground. And uh, they went and 330 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,839 should probably changed the name of that they took up. I don't think it's 331 00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:11,880 still called that. In fact, it probably doesn't even exist anymore. Like 332 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,720 there's probably like a building on top of it. Yeah, they never assumed 333 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,519 the bodies and moved them. They just you get a real poltergeist situation. 334 00:23:17,759 --> 00:23:21,720 There's a ramada in on top of that thing. I hope that's what it 335 00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:26,839 is, very haunted Romata. Yeah, but people knew this was happening. 336 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:32,039 And the black population in New York, both slave and freeze seventeen eighty eight. 337 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:36,440 There are still slaves, Yeah, there is. Um. They petitioned 338 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,240 the Common Council of New York City, which I didn't look up, but 339 00:23:38,279 --> 00:23:42,200 I assumes kind of like the city council, right, And they wrote young 340 00:23:42,279 --> 00:23:48,839 gentleman in this city who called themselves students of the psychic apparently, uh, 341 00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:52,839 I'm sorry, students of the physic physic If that's it, there's just a 342 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:59,880 yeah, um, and who, under the cover of night in the most 343 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:06,200 wanton sallies of excess dig up bodies of our deceased friends and relatives of your 344 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:11,240 petitioners, carrying them away without respect for age or sex. So they're accusing 345 00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:14,519 them taking women and children, dead women and children. And you know, 346 00:24:14,799 --> 00:24:18,759 this time of history, along with most times of history prior to basically like 347 00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:21,920 post World War two, a lot of dead kids. Well. Yeah. 348 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,960 Also, grave digging has been looked down upon for a long time too, 349 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:29,839 since grave digging grave robbing, but people also do it constantly. People don't 350 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,839 really grave rob anymore. It used to be way bigger. YEA should bring 351 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,759 it back, bring run it back, run back, grave robbing it. 352 00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:40,759 We can listen to DMB. Yeah, but nobody's ever actually buried with like 353 00:24:40,839 --> 00:24:44,599 cool shit anymore. Right, No, it's just like a few shrinkets. 354 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,759 I remember, like what's in them? I want to actually in at called 355 00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:52,240 mausoleums. Mausoleums, there's still just bodies and jail. I mean they'll be 356 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,160 buried with jewelry, like it'll be women will be buried with jewelry. Men 357 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,440 might have a wedding ring. I mean, my wedding rings worth five hundred 358 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:02,160 dollars or word, it's worth the price of old So the most valuable thing 359 00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:11,000 play with a ruby. The soys ahead, Uh yeah, probably marble, 360 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:17,640 but the mausoleum is probably made out of probably yeah yeah, um. But 361 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,079 they went on to say or I say, yeah that was with that, 362 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:23,039 So yeah, you basically you get jewelry. And even then, like they're 363 00:25:23,079 --> 00:25:27,240 not buried with it. It's not they're not pharaohs, right, Like they're 364 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,119 not buried with just a mountain of gold or anything. But you might get 365 00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:33,680 you might get a little bit of gold or just some nice jewelry that you 366 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,519 can sell on the fucking street. It's free to dig up a grave. 367 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,960 Yeah, but it's not like you're getting copper wire in South just Roi's infinity 368 00:25:42,079 --> 00:25:45,359 on a dug up grave. Yeah, thing, it's one shovel and that's 369 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:51,880 it. Probably Also if you're robbing, if you're robbing graves, maybe if 370 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,200 there's like gold on the coffin or something. But if I gotta say, 371 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:59,519 if you're robbing graves, you probably a aren't super concerned with like ROI percentage 372 00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:04,319 And that's not even you probably don't know what ROI means. Yeah, so 373 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:10,680 ROA great. By the way, it should be noted the petitioners did not 374 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:15,680 ask these black petitioners did not ask uh for the grave robbing to stop, 375 00:26:17,039 --> 00:26:19,880 only that it be conducted. This is what they wrote, with the decency 376 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:26,160 and propriety which the solemnity of the occasion requires, which I don't know what 377 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:33,000 propriety usually goes into grave robbing. Well, everyone has their own style. 378 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:37,960 Yeah, like who I don't know if like some doctors were just like taking 379 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,640 a shit in the hole after they left, they're just like kicking dirt back 380 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,920 like a Yeah, that's that's his uh, his calling cards. My guesses 381 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:49,480 since the petitioners were black and it was I guess, since the petitioners were 382 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,000 black and it was seventeen eighty eight, they were just like, let's just 383 00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:59,000 ask for something realistic. Oh yeah, probably, we know they're not nice 384 00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:03,759 about it. Yeah, let's we gotta get rid of these pie in the 385 00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:07,920 sky dreams. Let's just be like pragmatic about what asking them what to do 386 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,000 with our corpses. Yeah, the corpses are the people we love. Yeah, 387 00:27:11,079 --> 00:27:15,079 can you not just chuck them into a chuck wagon? Yeah? Anyway, 388 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,720 no one cared because they're black. Yeah, that's kind of how it 389 00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:21,319 goes. And that's in my notes. That's not me just making a joke. 390 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,400 Yea, no one cared whatevers. Yeah, they were like, I 391 00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:33,599 whatever. But on February twenty first, seventeen eighty eight, exactly three days 392 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,880 and two hundred and two years before my birth um, a newspaper in New 393 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:45,920 York published a report saying that doctors had dug up a white woman, Oh 394 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:53,880 no, from Trinity churchyard. Snowflake. Well there's snowflake. Well, these 395 00:27:53,920 --> 00:28:02,400 snowflakes got real piste off at that one. People were not happy because now 396 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,960 even though they were all radio. But for what it's worth, they were 397 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,400 digging up white people before. Yeah, I think in a place called Potter's 398 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,519 Field. They are a bunch of graves. And you know, we're talking 399 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:15,759 poor people probably for the most part, Like you're not cracking into a mausoleum 400 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,279 type of thing. No, it's a loose plot of dirt. Yeah yeah, 401 00:28:19,319 --> 00:28:22,920 yeah, with like a real like two by four casket situation. Yeah 402 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:30,240 if that even it's just sack. Yeah. Yeah. So but it was 403 00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:33,599 reported finally that they dug up a white woman from Trinity churchyard, so at 404 00:28:33,599 --> 00:28:37,119 a church that really pissed people off. Now here's why I was gonna get 405 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,960 it, Like you talked about earlier, Here's why people weren't really down with 406 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:48,920 dissection and you know, learning anatomy. They didn't go to school what you 407 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,599 mean, like the common man, like the regular person, and then didn't 408 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:55,759 go to school and didn't dissect the frog. That what are you trying to 409 00:28:55,759 --> 00:28:57,160 say? Like I learned and when I was a sophomore in high school that 410 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,839 everyone did. Everyone is frog. I had to do that. I actually 411 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:07,759 dissected a fetal pig my sophomore year. What, yeah, a pig? 412 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:11,720 Yeah, I dissected a fetal pig, that small pig. Yeah, fetal 413 00:29:11,759 --> 00:29:15,319 pig, a fetus, pig, fetus. Yeah, we had to do 414 00:29:15,359 --> 00:29:18,920 a fetal pig in school. Why that's how you learned? They actually have 415 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:25,240 a really similar anatomy structured. Do they factory farm pig fetuses? They factory 416 00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:30,559 farm every fetus, even humans? Really well yeah yeah, yeah, there's 417 00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:37,880 a couple of warehouses the size of Iowa in China just full of fetuses. 418 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:44,240 Yeah, mostly weaker. Yeah, well that word still makes me uncomfortable. 419 00:29:44,279 --> 00:29:48,839 This weaker allowed like like I have no confidence saying it. You would have 420 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:53,880 to stumble pretty badly to get that wrong in the way you're afraid of getting 421 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,920 it wrong. Yeah, Yeah, you can't say that word anything. It's 422 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:02,160 like you're you're saying like, yeah, I'm always afraid of falling in the 423 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,079 shower, but you're like in the kitchen and you're but you're afraid you're gonna 424 00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:11,559 fall into when you're standing in the kitchen in the house. Still a threat. 425 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,799 Yeah, it's there, that shower is there, just you step on 426 00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:19,240 an ice cube. You can't say lied all the way into the bathroom. 427 00:30:22,079 --> 00:30:27,880 Why not to eat seventeen bananas between the shower in the kitchen. Yeah, 428 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,519 are you worried about the word. I'm gonna say it, wigger. Are 429 00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:34,440 you worried about wigger? Right now? You can't say that. It's canceled. 430 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:38,000 Yeah, you're time canceled. Is that the word you're talking about? 431 00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:41,400 Though, Well, wigger, No, the word he's afraid of saying. 432 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,119 Oh, yeah, you can't say that. I mean, of course you 433 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:51,240 can't. But like I just did. Oh no, I didn't know that 434 00:30:51,319 --> 00:30:52,960 was the thing you couldn't say anymore. I think it is right. I 435 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,599 get why you can't say it. I just didn't know it was like a 436 00:30:56,599 --> 00:31:03,440 hot topic. Yeah, it's Will Lack now African Will American? Yes, 437 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:07,400 it's African American. Well, hogany that's the only chet Hanks is a wa 438 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:12,440 African American. If we're getting into it, but we're not. We're moving 439 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:17,519 on. We're all canceled now. Anyway. The reasons they didn't like dissection 440 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,920 people saw grave robbing, obviously, as an affront to the dead and a 441 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,480 violation of the sacred nature of cemeteries. That checks out. A lot of 442 00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:33,279 Christians believe that only whole bodies could be resurrected by Jesus and go to heaven 443 00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:36,799 on judgment day. Oh, that'll do it. Yeah, yeah. And 444 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,440 there is this Gang's New York scene like addresses that specifically. So what happens 445 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,839 in that in that scene, even that takes place like eighteen sixty two or 446 00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:47,359 something like that, is Leonardo DiCaprio and the gang. They fucking go onto 447 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,640 a boat to try and rob it, but another gang is already out there 448 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,759 or something like that, and so they kill the fucking other gang members and 449 00:31:53,799 --> 00:31:59,000 they they didn't get to rob the stuff on the boat, and so they 450 00:31:59,039 --> 00:32:00,839 were like, well, what do we do? And DiCaprio just throws the 451 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,759 dead bodies of the gang members into or maybe it was a ship crew I 452 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,480 Americ because they killed the ship crew too, into the rowboat and then they 453 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:12,599 take it in and they like give the bodies to a sketchy dot back at 454 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,400 literally a doctor in a back alley, and he pays them a couple of 455 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,079 gold and then he goes back to build a butcher and he's like, look, 456 00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:20,839 I got a little money out of it. This is what happened, 457 00:32:21,119 --> 00:32:22,519 and build a Butcher's like right hand man. He's like said, my Irish 458 00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:25,720 guys like it's a it's a sin. You need to be sitting in a 459 00:32:25,759 --> 00:32:31,400 wooden court until a judgment. Day the way of course intended. Build a 460 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:37,720 butcher's like, shut up, you fucking potato eating fuck like Jesus ain't real. 461 00:32:37,839 --> 00:32:43,359 You gotta love build the butcher. Yeah, just real pragmatic. True? 462 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,279 Yeah is that Daniel day Lewis um. So they thought that, like 463 00:32:47,359 --> 00:32:51,119 really it was a thing like if you if your body gets fucked up or 464 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,599 doesn't, if it leaves the ground type of thing, like you're not gonna 465 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,519 go to heaven um when Jesus comes back. I don't know why Jesus will 466 00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:59,240 want your corpse if you also have a soul. I don't know what. 467 00:32:59,359 --> 00:33:01,720 Like I guess you're just sleeping. I don't know. It's you know, 468 00:33:01,839 --> 00:33:06,839 have you not read Revelation? Uh no, not in a long long time, 469 00:33:07,599 --> 00:33:09,599 and even then now much it's canonical. Yeah, it's fair enough. 470 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:15,880 Also in England, another reason they weren't into dissecting bodies in England. Uh, 471 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:21,599 it like it was routinely executed criminals that were dissected. So that was 472 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,720 kind of like a fate for murderers, child molesters, thieves who were poor 473 00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:30,599 Uh yeah, anyone that stole a loaf of bread. Yeah, walkers, 474 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:36,960 that type of thing, um prostitutes who deserved it. They shouldn't dress like 475 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,839 that if they didn't want to be dissected. Yeah, I don't disagree. 476 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:44,000 You show that want to dissect you? Cover up? Yeah, cover up. 477 00:33:44,039 --> 00:33:46,240 You showed an ankle, boom, Yeah show. If you show me 478 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:51,640 an ankle, I'll show you a bone, your bone, from your ankle, 479 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:58,960 from ankle? Hot? What's hotter than that? Nothing's more naked than 480 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,599 a skeleton, which is why it turns me on the most. If you 481 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:07,079 think about it, your skeletons wet right now, dude. Yeah, but 482 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:14,400 like old school, um, like eighteen hundreds classes, weren't the skeletons in 483 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,079 classrooms actually skeletons? Yeah, what do you mean, eighteen hundreds that still 484 00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:21,440 happens. Yeah, those are fucking hobo skeletons. Yeah, there's a lot 485 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,679 of real skeletons in class room. Yes, yes, they're fucking is. 486 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:28,360 I had a real skeleton in my class. There's a lot in god damn 487 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,320 nineteen ninety nine. Well he went to a religious school, don't forget. 488 00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:36,440 Yeah, we dipped that hobo and acid was it like the hobo's name was 489 00:34:36,519 --> 00:34:40,039 Jerry Goldstein. I was gonna say, there's probably the priest of the of 490 00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:45,480 the No. No, So the skeletons are real, Well everyone knows that 491 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:51,039 no one's skeletons are real. Yeah, no one's. Yeah, I've never 492 00:34:51,079 --> 00:34:54,440 seen a bone. You've seen your bone, I've seen I've seen both my 493 00:34:54,480 --> 00:35:00,440 bones pop out of my leg. Yeah it's not great. Um but yeah, 494 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:05,079 so people were like, don't treat my dead wife or dead kid like 495 00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:09,719 they're a fucking criminal. And people also thought that criminals deserved to be dissected, 496 00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:13,840 like that's just an extra punishment for them after dead, like they deserved 497 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,840 to get fucked with. Why, like after your dad, they still deserved 498 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:20,320 to get like shit and pissed on type of thing. Um, anyway, 499 00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,159 wait for Jake to get back here for this pulling a real rob today? 500 00:35:24,679 --> 00:35:28,880 Why not? Well you should have said something funny. We could. We 501 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,960 could have clipped it without jakey I was, I was saying, I don't 502 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,280 know. Usually when you get up the one or two times an episode, 503 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,280 you do it. Um, we say funny stuff. Yeah, we usually 504 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,239 throw nothing but heat. Yeah, we're just like we're just mmmmmm, We're 505 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,480 like power fucking it and you're just like, oh, Jake's gone. Yeah. 506 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:47,880 Well I think it's because you know, you guys are intimidated by my 507 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,519 presence. When I'm here, it's get to really open up. Yeah, 508 00:35:52,519 --> 00:35:57,719 we just go full stops dog. Yeah. Also that immediately immediate creation, 509 00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:02,400 you guys have an extra extra connection a failed podcast. Yeah, well don't 510 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,840 we all were all connected by that? Yeah? Yeah, we are all 511 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:12,000 three looking so away. The riot begins, is what I wrote to head 512 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,760 this next section. Um Reports of how this doctor's riot started varied, but 513 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:24,920 they all involve a couple of boys playing near the New York Hospital. Okay, 514 00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:28,880 like every good story start, there's a couple of young boys, just 515 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:34,199 some good old boys playing but a hospital. Yeah, you know, chasing 516 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,719 a fucking pigeon around. I don't know how people played back to that kind 517 00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:42,880 of hospital is up and about in seventeen hospital in seventeen eighty eight. It's 518 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,280 like a fucking shack. Well it's not very big, but it isn't it 519 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,119 is. It is a real building. I think it's made of brick. 520 00:36:49,159 --> 00:36:52,360 I saw drawing of it. Uh, it is a real building. That's 521 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,519 the historical evidence of it. Well, it was a legit drawing, like 522 00:36:55,519 --> 00:36:59,199 it was like for a drawing from the newspaper. Blah blah blah. Like 523 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,199 it wasn't a shanty. These people were sketchy. They weren't that sketchy. 524 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:08,079 Okay. Um, So there's three stories of how the riot started. Story 525 00:37:08,119 --> 00:37:15,119 number one is the boys saw a severed arm hanging out to dry in one 526 00:37:15,159 --> 00:37:20,239 of the windows of the hospital and we're like, oh my god, and 527 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,920 ran away. I don't know why you would be curing a human arm making 528 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:31,079 some jerky best stuff right there got salted first though, to presumably those boys 529 00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:36,760 would know that. So they just thought that the hospital was making people jerky 530 00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:42,280 fair, Yeah, cured people meet And I don't fucking know, but that 531 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:46,599 scared him. If you didn't know, but then you found out after and 532 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:52,599 it tasted good. Would you eat human again? No? I wouldn't, 533 00:37:52,679 --> 00:37:55,119 but I also wouldn't feel bad about it. I'd be like, well, 534 00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:57,440 what do you want? What do you want me to do? Yeah? 535 00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,719 Yeah, that's a scene in Red Dragon. There feeds them the shitty violinist 536 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:06,559 or whoever it was. Uh, he feeds them the shitty violinists from the 537 00:38:06,639 --> 00:38:08,360 orchestra because he's so shitty and he hates them. I try to pianist in 538 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:14,960 college. It wasn't for me, though, what's um Like, what if 539 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:19,079 it's the best meat you've ever had, it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be 540 00:38:19,199 --> 00:38:21,760 human, And even still check it out. What if it was, but 541 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,880 it's not, it wouldn't be. First, I've heard humans kind of like 542 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,880 pork, and pork's not the best meat I've ever had. It's Yeah. 543 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,920 The Pacific Islanders of the time referred to it as long pig. Yeah, 544 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:35,400 yeah, yeah, puppy is the best. White people taste the worst. 545 00:38:35,679 --> 00:38:37,400 But yeah, I prefer a horse. But yeah, you're a horse guy, 546 00:38:37,519 --> 00:38:42,880 big horse guy. All right, it's fair only thoroughbreads I like. 547 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,239 I mean I also additioned, if we're talking meat, I like like calamari, 548 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:52,079 so aliens stuff that thinks aliens. Yeah, ah, man, I 549 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:55,559 can't see baby octopus anymore. It. I got it at a Korean barbecue 550 00:38:55,559 --> 00:39:00,599 place and they just throw it cold like onto the Korean barbecue y'all like swirl 551 00:39:00,679 --> 00:39:04,360 around and move like they're alive, And that just ruined it for me. 552 00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:07,440 Whoops. Yeah, my favorite is one of my favorite scenes in any movie 553 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,760 ever is Old Boy the original one, not Spike Lee went on, maybe 554 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,599 this happened in the Spike Lee one didn't watch it. When a guy walks 555 00:39:15,639 --> 00:39:20,280 into like the restaurant it might have been a sushi restaurant i't remember, walks 556 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:24,199 into a restaurant and he's like just had gotten out of like not jail. 557 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,679 He'd I think he'd just been like fucking kept captive. Yeah, an old 558 00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:31,559 boy. Yeah. And he gets out and they're like, oh, what 559 00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:35,920 can I serve you? And he's like, I want to eat something living? 560 00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:40,079 Yeah, And and the people were like, oh, okay, off 561 00:39:40,119 --> 00:39:45,239 the living. Yeah, like it's an appetize, like appetizer's living salads. 562 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,840 Well, you gotta put so much stink on it. Many I got that, 563 00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:50,280 yeaheah. They're like live all right, Yeah, we'll get you something 564 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,199 alive Jesus, and they give him a living octopus, which, by the 565 00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:59,679 way, something with suction cups has got to be one of the worst possible 566 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,360 li things you could eat. It can suckt in your mouth. Yeah. 567 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:07,920 Still yeah, yeah, people should he should have been like chicken, maybe 568 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:13,559 five chicken yeah, gross. I don't know, like a shaved gerbil a 569 00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:19,440 bat. That is too specific. We do not have that being roll a 570 00:40:19,559 --> 00:40:22,960 shaved gerbil. I don't know anyway, Yeah, I love that. Um 571 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:28,800 So that was number one. Story number two was that these boys climbed a 572 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,880 ladder to peek inside of the hospitals who kind of fuck up shit they were 573 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:37,639 doing? And a doctor in the middle of doing anatomy work dissecting a body, 574 00:40:38,159 --> 00:40:43,840 was holding a severed arm, saw the boys and then use the severed 575 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:49,320 arm to wave at the That's awesome. I bet it's that one. I 576 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,360 choose that one. That one's my favorite as well. You maybe speaking too 577 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:58,280 soon. Okay, what's story number three? Love myself? A good old 578 00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,920 fashion set up? Yeah, no, it's uh what is it? What's 579 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:06,559 the door? The three door show? You know what I'm talking about? 580 00:41:06,599 --> 00:41:09,519 Though, We're like, yeah, if the third story, donkey, I'm 581 00:41:09,559 --> 00:41:15,719 gonna be pissed. So story number three is the boys were peeking in and 582 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:20,960 the doctor waved the arm, and we're like, didn't your mom die recently? 583 00:41:21,159 --> 00:41:24,719 This is your mom's arm? Better? So like they heard all that 584 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:30,599 was that that long yead one Door number two, Door number two. Then 585 00:41:30,599 --> 00:41:32,280 the boy ran home. The story is not then the boy ran hotel his 586 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,000 dad, who went to his wife's grave to see if it was true. 587 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,239 He dug up the casket, opened it and there was no body inside. 588 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:45,079 Oh okay, that's pretty cob Yeah. Um, it would have been funnier 589 00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:47,760 to me, by the way, if if her whole body was there except 590 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,239 for the arm. And there's like, yeah, we just need an arm. 591 00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:52,679 We need to look at an arm. Get off right here in the 592 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:58,159 field. Field strip that baby. Yeah, just take a shovel. Yeah. 593 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:06,360 Um. So the dad was obviously fucking furious, and UM got a 594 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,599 little mom together and they stormed the New York hospital. Uh doctors including Richard 595 00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:15,199 Bailey. They got main guy, uh potentially the arm waiver, I don't 596 00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,360 know, uh, and med students hid or got the funk out of there 597 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,920 as fast as they could. One one of the doctors or med students hid 598 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,840 in a chimney, which but I wanted to say, was the worst place 599 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,599 to hide. Yeah, because if they find out you're in there, they 600 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,719 start a fire. Yes they don't. They don't have to plus get you 601 00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,920 out of there. It's not like that place. I mean, there's so 602 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:38,320 many chimney sweepers at that time that means the first place they probably look Yeah, 603 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:44,119 yeah, right for sure. So doctors were very smart back then. 604 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,599 One maybe he was panicking. He was just like a chimney. I don't 605 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:51,719 it's like a struggle panic though, you gotta. Yeah, it really fucking 606 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:55,000 is a gross suite, Like that's the last place. So I'm going So 607 00:42:55,199 --> 00:43:00,559 is it an old exact board where you had a attorney get kind of in 608 00:43:01,039 --> 00:43:05,280 hot water because they had a chimney sweeping party. That was a pitch I 609 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,639 made. I pitched that every time we filmed. I wanted to have a 610 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:14,920 kid where they made him the old timey chimney sweep pledge and his face would 611 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,880 be black face. Yeah, Rob wouldn't let me do it. It would 612 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:23,320 be a Mary Poppins hose and Chimney sweet Bros. Party. Yeah, yeah, 613 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,400 that is a good one. I know. I'm just giving you credit. 614 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:31,639 Super califragilistic XPLA canceled. Yes, yeah that's what they that's the yeah, 615 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:39,880 fuck we could we can do it spare bedroom. Yes, that's a 616 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:44,719 good one. I don't know if we own the rights to that exact board. 617 00:43:45,159 --> 00:43:52,480 I don't think I do. Whatever um anyway, the uh rioters got 618 00:43:52,519 --> 00:43:59,239 into the anatomy room, and uh, Colonel William Heath wrote that they found 619 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:06,599 three fresh bodies, one boiling in a kettle, which I don't know. 620 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,039 This is how bad medicine was. Then they were just like, all right, 621 00:44:10,039 --> 00:44:13,320 well it gets the hair off. What do we do with this one? 622 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,719 Should we try boiling it? Boil everything? Boy? Yeah? Well 623 00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:20,880 they do kind of boil everything back. Then throw some potatoes in there. 624 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,119 See what happens. Just see what happens, little homemade ste Well, it's 625 00:44:24,119 --> 00:44:28,280 probably easier to remove the skin and the tendons and things like that, and 626 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,199 the fat probably renders better when soft. Yeah. No, I mean it's 627 00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:37,559 probably easier more you're pulling the the sinew and the stuff out and off the 628 00:44:37,599 --> 00:44:42,239 body that way because it's attaching. Wow. I really saw that and was 629 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,119 like, I think they were just guessing, but you're you're probably right, 630 00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:50,440 You're probably right. Yeah. And two others. Okay, so three fresh 631 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,400 bodies, one boiling in a kettle and two others cutting up. Here's the 632 00:44:54,400 --> 00:45:00,800 best part, with certain parts of the two sexes hanging up in most brutal 633 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:05,039 position. Oh so they were just like wall hanging. They were doing some 634 00:45:05,079 --> 00:45:08,239 Georgio keypart they were. Yeah, they were just like dicks and titties and 635 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:12,840 pussies hanging up in the lab. Yeah, on hooks. Yeah, I 636 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,400 would guess on hooks. I don't think they were nailing him to the wall. 637 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,920 But I can't put anything, can't put anything past eighteenth century doctor. 638 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,800 By the way, Scotch tape back then is just a term for a drunk 639 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:29,599 Scotsman nailing something to a wall. Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, the 640 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:36,440 mob ran in, so a bunch of fucking wieners and boobs and a boiling 641 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:40,280 person mom severed titty mom hanging by. Yeah, this guy, whose wife 642 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:45,679 he was pretty sure had been taken to the hospital, runs in hoping to 643 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:50,840 find her, and there's just titties on the wall. Sorry, that's hilarious. 644 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,519 Uh So, anyway that really riled him up. Yeah, I bet 645 00:45:53,679 --> 00:45:58,440 yeah. Uh I'm guessing this guy was Irish. I don't know why. 646 00:45:58,639 --> 00:46:02,159 It's yeah, it was like Scottish like yeah, yeah it does see him. 647 00:46:02,199 --> 00:46:05,880 It's like it's me wife's bags. I don't know, kid Scots. 648 00:46:07,519 --> 00:46:10,480 Well, you're doing boil you know, I can do Irish, kitty Scottish. 649 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:15,639 It's like that kind of the scene it's almost like it's like a dumb 650 00:46:15,679 --> 00:46:20,119 erver. It's like I would think, uh, it's the just gonna go 651 00:46:20,159 --> 00:46:25,559 off to you wist that West breast on the wall, like West bags on 652 00:46:25,599 --> 00:46:29,679 the wall. Let's go full Willie groundskeeper. You have to go full ground 653 00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,239 people. Yeah, of course it's by the way, as an aside, 654 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:37,079 I understand why Indian Indian people are upset about Apou. I do understand that. 655 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:42,360 But literally every ethnicity was portrayed that way, and every The whole point 656 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:46,360 of The Simpsons is it's the stereotype of everybody. Groundskeeper Willie is literally as 657 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:51,920 offensive of a Scottish, like mean, the drunk guy that lives in the 658 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,360 shed school. Yes, and then they have a guy he's not in it 659 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:58,719 very much, but Luigi, like the Italian cook, is like meet the 660 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:05,800 fucking bumblebee guy. Oh yeah yeah. Also, I think voiced by Hank 661 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,599 is area, Hank is Area is just they're just like, you're the brown 662 00:47:07,639 --> 00:47:10,840 guy, you're the minority guy. Just do all the voices. Yeah, 663 00:47:10,639 --> 00:47:14,480 you're great. I don't think he did Willie though, but I can't he 664 00:47:14,559 --> 00:47:23,000 might could be wrong about that. Um anyway, they the mob furious um 665 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:30,480 grabbed the doctors and students who had stuck around to try and protect their severed 666 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:35,800 breasts and dicks and shit. Uh maybe at real shit, I don't know. 667 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,559 Um, they drug them out into the street and we're gonna, you 668 00:47:39,599 --> 00:47:45,119 know, turn them into corpses to be dissect dissected, I assume. But 669 00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:52,800 the mayor back to the mob off long enough to take the doctors and med 670 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,559 students to jail, not because they did anything wrong, just to protect them, 671 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,360 Like, let's just put him in ji, put him in our fort, 672 00:47:59,559 --> 00:48:01,639 like put in our little ford. Put themselves. They can't be walking 673 00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:06,559 the streets like they're gonna get fucking murdered. Uh. Then the mob instead 674 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:13,320 took all the severed limbs and boiling bodies into the street and burn them respectfully. 675 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,159 I guess, yeah, I guess that's like the flag touches the ground, 676 00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:19,039 you gotta set it on fire. Yeah, like pretty much. My 677 00:48:19,039 --> 00:48:21,320 wife's dude, he's touch the hook, so I gotta light them on fire. 678 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,039 That's that's the code I live by. Yeah. Yeah, I mean 679 00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:27,960 if you if anyone ever cuts off my wife's boops and puts them on a 680 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,559 hook, I will light I truly hope boops on fire. I agree, 681 00:48:32,679 --> 00:48:36,159 I'm not hoping for it, right, but when it's on the ground, 682 00:48:36,159 --> 00:48:39,480 you go full Cortez. You know, he's gotta burn those boats burning, 683 00:48:39,559 --> 00:48:49,280 He's gotta burn it, fucking ah man. Yeah. Yeah, So nightfalls, 684 00:48:51,119 --> 00:48:53,079 mob disperses, got other stuff to do, got to sleep. I 685 00:48:53,119 --> 00:48:57,960 guess. I don't know. The next morning. You can't ride all night, 686 00:48:58,079 --> 00:49:02,480 No, you can't canna get especially back then, well everyone went nah 687 00:49:02,679 --> 00:49:07,440 that. Honestly, that shit never lasted past like midnight. That's a long 688 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:12,920 time for a fireball riot. But late seventeen hundreds, how late do you 689 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:17,280 think they stayed up till maybe nine? Maybe? I think I got we 690 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:22,159 gotta stop assuming that people that lived three hundred years ago, we're born old, 691 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,719 Yeah, are stupid and like, no, they just didn't have electricity. 692 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:30,079 There's no lighting. They have fire dan barely the streets. Someone would 693 00:49:30,119 --> 00:49:36,400 walk around fire and light lanterns. Yep. Yeah, they had light they 694 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,760 have at night up early for good harvest, you know, not in the 695 00:49:44,039 --> 00:49:45,880 anyway, Why do we do this? Yeah, I don't know. The 696 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,960 next morning, the mob got back together because the night before was really gratifying 697 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,400 for them. Apparently, like fuck, these doctors and I don't blame them 698 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,920 for saying fuck these doctors, because like, at this point, what does 699 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,599 a doctor do except show up and be like, yeah, your son does 700 00:49:59,639 --> 00:50:01,599 have ye low fever. I'll cut too his fingers off and see if that 701 00:50:01,639 --> 00:50:06,119 helps. Didn't he was crying and yeah, he's deaf, hugging dead now, 702 00:50:06,159 --> 00:50:09,960 So anyway, give me twenty dollars and uh, I don't know, 703 00:50:10,039 --> 00:50:14,280 call me one one the other kids starts dying because like most of them are 704 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,559 gonna keep fucking her. You guarys play the odds at this point averages. 705 00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:20,960 Yeah, you gotta make a lot of kids. Worst case scenario you have 706 00:50:21,079 --> 00:50:25,239 zero kids or twenty kids. M mhm. Same with the NFL quarterbacks. 707 00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:30,280 Just keep drafting quarters. Just keep a quarterback every year. One will hit. 708 00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:34,639 Also, by the way, if you did just burn every pick on 709 00:50:34,639 --> 00:50:37,280 a first round quarterback and you ended up with like three really good quarterbacks, 710 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,960 couldn't you get more in draft stock from those quarterbacks than you could if you 711 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,800 traded the pick itself? Correct? Yeah, just draft. It's the best 712 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:51,639 strategy. Really. Always you should draft the quarterback because people would rather take 713 00:50:51,639 --> 00:50:53,880 a person who's been in the league two years watching film and being on the 714 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:58,440 sideline and practicing than a kid out of college. Right. Oh man, 715 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,639 they should be just drafting quarterbacks every time. Yeah. I guess it's all 716 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,400 the narrative you put together, like, oh, yeah he's look great in 717 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:12,840 practice, Yeah he balls out in preseason. Yeah, draft quarterbacks. Uh. 718 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,280 So Anyway, the mob was like, Okay, where the fuck are 719 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,119 some other doctors. Let's just fuck up do fuck doctors. Let's fuck up 720 00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:22,400 doctors. So they figured out they had to Columbia University's medical school. Uh, 721 00:51:22,519 --> 00:51:25,000 won't be a college at the time, I believe, probably. Yeah. 722 00:51:25,039 --> 00:51:30,199 Famed Columbia alum Alexander Hamilton gets wind of this and meets them. He's 723 00:51:30,199 --> 00:51:34,280 still alive at this point. Yes, he dies in the nineteenth century, 724 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:38,119 so he's really he's got time bird, doesn't he don't. He hasn't gotten 725 00:51:38,119 --> 00:51:42,320 off by Burri yet. That's century. Yeah, well year, I don't 726 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,840 know, early early, I don't know. I think it's pre I think 727 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,239 it's pre War of eighteen twelve. If I had to guess, I'll look 728 00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,960 it up. Well, because we like to give people facts, or say 729 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:58,880 eighteen o seven or just listen, I'm gonna say eighteen o six. Cool, 730 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:04,079 what is it? Oh four? Wow? Yeah yeah. Um. 731 00:52:04,119 --> 00:52:07,800 Anyway, now you know, Alexander Hamilon meets on the steps and he's like, 732 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,840 oh try. You know, he's all muses his like fancy educated language, 733 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:17,280 like please, like please, science and reason and they're helping the city. 734 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,239 And they were like, fuck you, college boy. We know they're 735 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,880 nailing titties to the wall in there. Yeah, we know what they're fucking 736 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:29,519 doing. Couldn't have wieners and titties and putting them on the wall. And 737 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,880 I Alexander Hamilon didn't have a good rebuttal to that. And anyway, they 738 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:36,920 just pushed past him. He's like he didn't suck him up right, yeah, 739 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,599 as he's spitting bars man, yeah yeah, yeah that part missed. 740 00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:45,079 I wish that part didn't get taken out of the musical. You should have 741 00:52:45,119 --> 00:52:52,440 been in the fucking musical. But whatever. Um. Yeah, So the 742 00:52:52,639 --> 00:52:55,480 Columbia doctors they stilly pushed past him. They want to get in there, 743 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,119 see what it was in there. The Columbia doctors, however, were spart. 744 00:52:59,159 --> 00:53:04,360 They heard about what happened yesterday and uh, you know, got rid 745 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,360 of all the bodies or whatever the fuck ouse before the mob could cho up 746 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,159 at their place, which, by the way, just makes me picture some 747 00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:14,760 med school student or some intern just pushing a wheelbarrel full of severed arms and 748 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,639 dicks in the middle of the night. There's just a hole behind. Yeah, 749 00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:21,519 that's dumbinant in a hole and filling it with derret. You ever been 750 00:53:21,519 --> 00:53:23,719 a Central Park? That's where it is. Yeah, that's yeah, just 751 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:29,960 severed fucking limbs and she mostly arm ghosts in Central Park. Yeah. Really, 752 00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:35,239 the mob looked everywhere, including dorm rooms. Just take look for that. 753 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,480 Sounds like they were on a panty rid. Yeah right, Oh, 754 00:53:37,559 --> 00:53:39,960 I'm sorry. Women weren't going to school, no no, no, no, 755 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:45,199 no no, uh looking for any signs of dissection or anatomical experimation with 756 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,000 experimentation, which is pretty funny to me, by the way, that they 757 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,679 were like chicken fucking room like maybe like he's doing fucking like dissection. And 758 00:53:53,800 --> 00:54:00,519 honestly, I don't know what's what's more unlikely that they were that they would, 759 00:54:00,599 --> 00:54:05,320 uh, or what's more likely that here's actually what I'll just say, 760 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,760 It wouldn't surprise me considering how fuck up these people were there. They were 761 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,760 like I'm just gonna take this arm back, like I was just gonna take 762 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,559 this guy's fucking leg back and take like look at it for a while. 763 00:54:14,679 --> 00:54:16,000 Yeah, Like I just like sometimes you like to do your homework in your 764 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,960 dorm. I got a rice cooker back in my place. I'm gonna just 765 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:21,639 throw a couple of toes in there and peel the skin on. See what's 766 00:54:21,639 --> 00:54:27,480 going on. He's fucking it that I have to also assume was going on. 767 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:32,039 Not yeah, why why four dissection? I assume anyone that's keeping the 768 00:54:32,039 --> 00:54:36,800 corpse when they're digging up a grave is fucking the corpse. It always comes 769 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:40,840 down to fucking yeah. Yeah, yeah. Even now I feel like weird 770 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:45,159 about So this is a little aside. Both my grandmother and grandfather and my 771 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:52,119 mom's side. Oh no what Uh, we're not as tired as I thought 772 00:54:52,199 --> 00:54:55,119 they would be. Um, I wan, uh, they give their bodies 773 00:54:55,159 --> 00:54:59,199 to science. They gave their bodies to Saint Louis University, uh, to 774 00:54:59,639 --> 00:55:02,360 the meta school, and then like they get like you get buried for free 775 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:07,400 if you do that. And um, and also my my grandfather was a 776 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,239 graduate of Saint Louis University, so it's one of the reasons to um my 777 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:16,039 realto actually went to slough. Oh yeah, like a skeleton and a slough 778 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:22,400 classroom. Is that weird? It's not. It's a non zero prophecy. 779 00:55:22,599 --> 00:55:23,480 That's kind of weird, right I Can you imagine if, like you, 780 00:55:23,559 --> 00:55:28,480 it's weird enough to me that a bunch of strangers saw my grandma's dead body 781 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,519 naked. That is kind of That's what I was going with that. It's 782 00:55:30,519 --> 00:55:35,880 like I had to think about it and like at some point someone had to 783 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:42,559 like walk in to see my grandfather's dead body and be like, Dick's always 784 00:55:42,559 --> 00:55:45,000 that small. It's it's like a dead things going on. There's no blood 785 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:49,559 flow. It makes sense. I got out of the boiling bath. Yeah, 786 00:55:49,559 --> 00:55:52,079 it's like they walk in and like, my Grandma's naked on the fucking 787 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:57,199 slab, on the fucking table, and they're like they're like, oh man, 788 00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:00,480 she's used up. Yeah, Or like, did my grandmother's body like 789 00:56:00,639 --> 00:56:05,480 horrify someone so much that they quit being a doctor. There's just so many 790 00:56:05,679 --> 00:56:09,239 horrible questions, right, well, I agree, Yeah, It's just there's 791 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:14,199 just so many horrible questions that come to mind. Even though giving your body 792 00:56:14,199 --> 00:56:17,800 to science is like a noble thing to do, is it not? At 793 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:22,800 this point in time, just like cut up that arm and throw it in 794 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:28,760 the oven. But sure, yeah in two thousand and eight, sure, 795 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,280 why not. I think we had things under control by then. Same thing. 796 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,920 We're talking about a three hundred year time difference. Wait, so wait, 797 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,760 so they do all this Columbia shit, and then what do they do 798 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:44,679 next? So the mob search everywhere in the dorms. Finally the mob was 799 00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:46,280 like, fuck this, we know there's doctors in that jail. Let's just 800 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:52,719 go back there. So they assembled outside the jail and just chanted bring out 801 00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:59,000 your doctors because they wanted some doctors to fuck up. They weren't going to 802 00:56:59,039 --> 00:57:01,679 bring them out though right there ended No, they didn't oblige, and they 803 00:57:01,679 --> 00:57:06,840 were about five thousand people at this point. Jesus really, yeah, five 804 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,000 thousand people. There was no punch of pilot just wiping his hands, and 805 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:15,679 I assume like four hundred of them were mad and the other, you know, 806 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,840 forty six hundred were just like, yeah, dude, let's fucking rage. 807 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,159 Like it's like, yeah, I want to be a part of something. 808 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,400 Yeah. I honestly think that's what happened. There's nothing else going on. 809 00:57:25,639 --> 00:57:30,239 Stand up, stand up for something, or fall for everything right, 810 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:36,599 and by something we mean anything. He really doesn't matter if I was. 811 00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:38,039 I just want to say, if I was twenty one and I got caught 812 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:42,719 unruly mob when I was drunk, I'm joining the mob. I wouldn't be 813 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,239 dumb enough to run into the capital. I wouldn't have done that. But 814 00:57:45,599 --> 00:57:49,880 yeah, yeah, as soon as I saw people again, I'm probably down 815 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,519 in the seventeen hundreds. Oh, that's what I'm saying. These are different 816 00:57:52,559 --> 00:57:55,840 rules at that point. Like someone was like, what if I was drunkenly 817 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:59,360 walking up to a crowd and I'm like, what's going on? It's like 818 00:58:00,039 --> 00:58:01,360 these doctors are ringing ditties on the walls and be like, yeah, fuck 819 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:06,360 them up, let's go. That kind of is to the point of this. 820 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,559 So the five thousand writers are there, they're pelting the jail with bricks 821 00:58:08,559 --> 00:58:13,719 and rocks. One try to one person somehow like, oh, got in 822 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:16,679 where these bricks come from? Yeah? Who put those slabs of bricks out? 823 00:58:17,039 --> 00:58:22,039 Tifa man? Yeah? Fuck due at doctor? Who who could possibly 824 00:58:22,559 --> 00:58:30,880 be paying thirty people? Like, like, thirty people alone could never afford 825 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,960 a two hundred dollars pallet of bricks. How could thirty people put enough money 826 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,880 together. It was George Soros. Yeah, and then a U haul that 827 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,360 you rent for a day for another hundred dollars. How could thirty people possibly 828 00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:43,880 get the kind of scroll together. I don't know, man. The only 829 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:50,360 answer is Venezuela and George Soros. Yes, I agree, we all know 830 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:54,280 what's happening. Bro. Yeah, Venezuela back then probably not a country. 831 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:58,920 And another funny thing about they're like, look at these are fucking slab bricks 832 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:02,719 waiting. Uh. Home renovations went up like fucking a thousand percent during COVID 833 00:59:04,039 --> 00:59:07,679 AKA, during when the George Floyd riots were happening. When you would need 834 00:59:07,679 --> 00:59:09,639 bricks, yes, yeah, among other things, Yeah, potentially depending on 835 00:59:09,639 --> 00:59:13,800 your home reno. Um, like you don't need bricks in the bathroom probably, 836 00:59:14,039 --> 00:59:15,440 but a lot of people probably don't need bricks in But if you're putting 837 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:20,760 like in a fucking something in your port, like in the backyard or sure 838 00:59:21,239 --> 00:59:24,760 or reading or reading something. Downtown Minneapolis had fucking a brick rento need. 839 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:30,280 I'm not look, I'm not saying these are all explained. Yeah, someone 840 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,239 someone was showing that. No, but I saw a picture right, It 841 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:37,679 was like right before a protest in Dallas, and it was like a pallet 842 00:59:37,679 --> 00:59:42,159 of bricks near or in Highland Park. Yeah, I was I was like, 843 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:45,039 I think I know why that's there. It's I think someone's redoing their 844 00:59:45,079 --> 00:59:47,519 fucking patio. Someone's redoing their guesthouse that's bigger than my house, right. 845 00:59:47,639 --> 00:59:51,639 Yeah. I remember seeing that tweet specifically, and I was like, I 846 00:59:51,639 --> 00:59:52,679 don't even have the fucking entry to apply to this, Like I don't want 847 00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:55,639 I don't need the ats no, one way or the other, I don't 848 00:59:55,679 --> 00:59:59,480 need it. I don't want the ads. Stay away from that. Anyway. 849 01:00:00,199 --> 01:00:04,800 The militia was called in, of course, and there was I think 850 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,719 a couple of hundred, and but they were ordered not to fire. They 851 01:00:06,719 --> 01:00:08,760 had their muskets, so they're ordered not to fire, hopefully hoping that just 852 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:15,000 the sight of them would send the mob away armed men, hoping the site 853 01:00:15,719 --> 01:00:21,960 of potential, you know, deadly violence would make the mob youthink or at 854 01:00:22,039 --> 01:00:24,000 least be like, all right, we're going home. Whatever. I think 855 01:00:24,039 --> 01:00:29,280 we would have learned the lesson from, you know, a decade prior Boston 856 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,960 masker type of thing. Yeah, this is big Boston masker vibes, and 857 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,559 it's going to get even more big Boston masker vibes in a second. However, 858 01:00:38,039 --> 01:00:42,880 the side of the militia did not deter the mob, and that might 859 01:00:43,079 --> 01:00:46,760 be because the mob thought they were, you know, like confronting sick perverts 860 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:51,280 who were digging up their grandmothers and wives and dead kids and putting all kinds 861 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,880 of stuff in them. Like, it's hard to calm a person down when 862 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:59,599 that person thinks a pasty creep with a gaunt face is shoving a telescope up 863 01:00:59,639 --> 01:01:01,559 their dead kids. Asshole, dude. Yeah, why do you think, 864 01:01:01,599 --> 01:01:06,039 like the Q and on shit is so hard to shake off people? It's 865 01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,400 like, yeah, if you go down to the core level of it, 866 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:12,639 Yeah, they're very upset about child trafficking, So like, yeah, I 867 01:01:12,679 --> 01:01:14,960 get why it's hard to shake They're hard to calm them down. Yeah yeah, 868 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,599 it's like, yeah, no, if that was really happening, and 869 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:22,400 to an extent it is. There is definitely high up people that have influence 870 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:28,239 in child trafficking world. But like it's like, yeah, Cia hasn't not 871 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:31,039 trafficked a child. Oh yeah, if you want to talk about if you 872 01:01:31,079 --> 01:01:37,760 want to get me in my wheel next week, yeah, okay, but 873 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:43,039 yeah, so they weren't going fuck it anywhere, and so the mob kept 874 01:01:43,039 --> 01:01:47,880 throwing bricks and rocks. Finally, one of the bricks or rocks drilled Secretary 875 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:52,920 of Foreign Affairs John Jay in the skull. He would go on to be 876 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:58,639 the first Supreme Court justice a year later. What were you doing? What 877 01:01:58,719 --> 01:02:01,039 are your qualifications? Hit by brick at a doctor riot? Yeah, you 878 01:02:01,159 --> 01:02:06,280 just ate it. Yeah. So the first Supreme Court justice ever had some 879 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:13,719 like fucking idiot, shrunk like scotsman just whip a brick at him, sick 880 01:02:14,159 --> 01:02:20,400 yeah, awesome. Uh. And then Revolutionary War hero General Baron von Steuben 881 01:02:21,159 --> 01:02:23,880 was hit by a brick and I don't feel as bad. Yeah right, 882 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:30,760 No, that's too Anglo. That is German as shit. What is that 883 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:36,320 Anglo? No, John Jay is Anglo? Yeah whatever, angles like British? 884 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,880 Yeah, Anglo is literally at a little tiny Brits that got rolled by 885 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:45,280 the Vikings. What is the oh Germanic? Yeah yeah, Vaughan is is 886 01:02:45,639 --> 01:02:49,639 German. I think for the most part he deserved it. Whatever. Anyway, 887 01:02:50,039 --> 01:02:52,599 he was hit with a brick and he troops loved him and shit. 888 01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:54,960 So the militia was like, fuck this an open fire? Oh yeah, 889 01:02:57,239 --> 01:03:00,440 it takes. It's always like a brick, yeah, is what the boss 890 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:01,760 of Masker was to, like, Wait, John Jay took a brick and 891 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:05,199 they're like, uh, we'll give him this one. Yeah. Well he 892 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,679 was just some nerd that was there to help. But then their boy, 893 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:12,280 like a literal like other soldier got hit and like a hero soldier got hit 894 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,480 and they were like, all right, we're done. Yeah today, Yeah, 895 01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:20,039 cocking back the fucking flint lock and ready to roll. Anyway, about 896 01:03:20,039 --> 01:03:23,000 twenty people were killed, including three militia members when it was all said and 897 01:03:23,039 --> 01:03:29,679 done, because obviously after the militia started firing the bricks and everything, they 898 01:03:29,719 --> 01:03:32,800 had a good, you know, two minute period while they returned to fire. 899 01:03:35,159 --> 01:03:37,519 Right. Yeah, that's as a bit of a project. They didn't 900 01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:40,719 carry shields with those muskets, really like, it wasn't really practical. Actually 901 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,880 it was they they were these people knew what they're doing. I assume they 902 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:49,280 do. What do you think the drummer boys were four dying, two soft 903 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:53,000 little bodies catch bullets. It's like, imagine that the guy with the drum 904 01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:58,840 died crazy, get out of here. Get this. He didn't make it. 905 01:03:59,599 --> 01:04:03,760 Gave them an instrument during war. Is it the fernal lines? I 906 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:08,360 gotta say, you know, we talk a lot of shit about ten year 907 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:13,719 olds making our shirts and our iPhones, but drummer boy might be the worst 908 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,920 job for a ten year old boy. Sent them to war without a weapon. 909 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:18,920 Hey man, you gotta have a sick beat when you're going to pop 910 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:25,559 caps music is and then when one drummer boy goes down, another drummer boy 911 01:04:25,559 --> 01:04:32,079 has to replace and get in there. Rum They need a beat. They're 912 01:04:32,119 --> 01:04:36,800 not like medics where they have the giant fucking yeah. No, they don't 913 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:41,440 need red Cross. They're making the most noise on the battlefield. Well they're 914 01:04:41,719 --> 01:04:44,000 well, first off, you're acting like they're even taking cover. They just 915 01:04:44,039 --> 01:04:49,559 did a big line like they just catch random fucking bullets or whatever. There 916 01:04:49,679 --> 01:04:54,800 was a gentleman's move to take out the drummer boys. A lot of times 917 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:59,800 it's on accident, like so there was a example in the Civil War U 918 01:05:00,119 --> 01:05:03,559 a drummer boy. I think with the Union and a it's insane. They 919 01:05:03,559 --> 01:05:06,159 were still doing this by the eighteen sixties. But there's a drum one with 920 01:05:06,199 --> 01:05:10,719 the Union who won. I think it's Shiloh. I have to look all 921 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,920 this up, it's I'm going off memory here. I think it was at 922 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,559 Shiloh. It was a brave little drummer boy. The regiment loved him, 923 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:25,320 and a cannonball. A cannonball apparently made him explode like a tomato. Can 924 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:29,280 you imagine once they got like the freedmen into the drummer boy circuit. God, 925 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,039 it must have been way better. You know, you're the second person 926 01:05:32,079 --> 01:05:35,920 today to tell me black people were better at something black people would find defensive. 927 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:41,360 The first one was Pete Rose. Pete Rose spent fucking eight minutes today 928 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,719 on our podcast. We were had him on as a guest for drinking bro 929 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,719 or drinking Bro Sports. I guess where he was like, you gotta admit 930 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:50,239 black people are faster and they want it more. As there's a difference between 931 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:56,480 those two lines of logic, I'm gonna say real quick, yeah, yeah, 932 01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:00,039 hold on, how many white engineers are just like anyway? As I 933 01:06:00,079 --> 01:06:02,079 was just saying that I was just like God other than one, I'm using 934 01:06:02,679 --> 01:06:10,639 I'm using like noted, uh have you seen drumline? Because Nick Cannon slaves 935 01:06:10,679 --> 01:06:15,239 bro But anyway, well Nick Cannon would have gotten Slade name one. I'll 936 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:20,920 wait, name what Eugene Levy. Is that Drake Skuy No, Eugene Levy, 937 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:27,280 the white rap producer. Yeah, Eugene Levy, guy that mixed beats, 938 01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:30,079 is what I'm saying. Oh, like Scott Storch. Yeah, I 939 01:06:30,159 --> 01:06:34,400 assume many a white DJ is Jewish, like a Jewish trust fund kid. 940 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:39,679 Yeah no, But like Eugene Levy, the dad from American Pie has produced 941 01:06:39,679 --> 01:06:42,400 a ton of rap. Oh no, I'm talking. That's not a produce. 942 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:47,599 A rap producer is a beat maker. That's not okay anyway, Okay, 943 01:06:47,719 --> 01:06:53,159 I don't care about this anymore. Uh. The aftermath of the Doctor's 944 01:06:53,239 --> 01:06:59,239 ryot after the riots, newspapers stopped running ads for doctors in med schools for 945 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:03,159 a while. Now just not just wasn't a good time to advertise health, 946 01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:09,400 or well fake health anyway, mostly fake health. People would regularly go and 947 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:15,159 inspect their loved ones. Graves pretty nervous about it. God, you just 948 01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:16,800 have to go. It's like, go and go and check the dirt, 949 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,360 just go, is it till? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 950 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:25,039 Like let's play some flowers on top. It's like we're already here for the 951 01:07:25,079 --> 01:07:29,639 flowers. And take a peek, take a couple of looks. Yeah, 952 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:34,719 armed groups known as Dead guard Men were formed to guard cemeteries, So militias 953 01:07:34,719 --> 01:07:39,079 started popping up. One of his militias like armed with guns or if it 954 01:07:39,159 --> 01:07:43,400 was like a club and knife situation with maybe some pistols and guns. Yeah, 955 01:07:43,519 --> 01:07:47,639 but anyway, that's that's the kind of character that the Undertaker should have 956 01:07:47,719 --> 01:07:54,119 been guarding the cemetery from grave robbers. Yeah, you're just totally ignoring how 957 01:07:54,119 --> 01:08:00,280 a magnificent his backstory is the Undertaker. Yeah, well he goes to whole 958 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:03,800 phase where he becomes like the American badass where he's like biker. Okay, 959 01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:08,559 yeah, we can skip over that. Yeah, but then his his origin 960 01:08:08,599 --> 01:08:12,480 story with Paul Bear. Well then you bring in Kane, who write his 961 01:08:12,599 --> 01:08:16,319 Brother from Hell, right, Yeah, of course, very Scorpion Scorpion and 962 01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:23,079 yeah, Mortal Kombat. Actually what came first? Canner squar Scorpion came before 963 01:08:23,159 --> 01:08:26,600 Kane, are you right? Yeah? Shit, did Vince McMann just rip 964 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:30,399 off Scorpion? Kind of rob rob is so angry? No, I don't 965 01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:32,720 give a shit. Actually, dude, people rip each other off all the 966 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:36,840 time and stuff like that. Oscar Isaac is about to play Moon Night in 967 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:42,039 the Marvel universe and that's literally just a rip off of Batman. Oh really 968 01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:45,239 yeah, and uh just a rich guy. He's also about to play. 969 01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:49,760 Apparently Thanos looks exactly like the DC there's a DC was it's called like dark 970 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:53,560 Side dark Side Danis just looks like fucking dark Side. Yeah, but Marvel 971 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,359 did it better, of course, that's the that's the whole thing. So 972 01:08:56,359 --> 01:09:00,079 what this fucking moon Night rip off of Batman that Oscar or Isaac Isaac is 973 01:09:00,119 --> 01:09:04,439 in. It's probably gonna be better than the Pattinson Batman and anything else Affleck 974 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:08,960 is in right now in the future, Like, it's gonna be Christian not 975 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:13,119 not Baale. But that's I don't different, that's not that's not by the 976 01:09:13,119 --> 01:09:15,960 way. I don't like Michael Keaton Batman. I was anna say, are 977 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,560 you more of a Michael Keaton or Christian Baale? I don't like. I 978 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:24,600 don't like Michael Keaton, asked George Arnold, just nipples, not like Arnold? 979 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:29,119 You like mister Freeze? Yeah, okay, how did the dinosaurs die? 980 01:09:30,239 --> 01:09:36,159 They sage. That's not historically any for a doctor. He shouldn't know 981 01:09:36,239 --> 01:09:40,000 better. No, he's just mister Freeze. Was he a doctor? He 982 01:09:40,119 --> 01:09:44,439 was a doctor and then a Batman forever and Robin Rather Yeah, okay, 983 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:45,920 fair enough. I do not like Keaton is Batman though I do like, 984 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:50,640 but the problem is in its better than Keaton personally. Yeah, but the 985 01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:55,600 problem is in Keaton's movies, the villains and shit are all like perfectly cast. 986 01:09:55,680 --> 01:10:00,239 Oh yeah, dude, especially Dan and Catwoman. Yeah. Why wasn't 987 01:10:00,319 --> 01:10:03,800 Danny DeVito just the penguin again? I know from Colin Farrell. I love 988 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,399 Colin Farrel, but fuck Coln Farrel. It needs to be Danny DeVito as 989 01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:10,800 the penguin again. Yeah, what we Colin Farrel is the penguin? Yeah? 990 01:10:11,319 --> 01:10:15,520 The fat is that come out yet? No? Okay, coming out 991 01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,239 like next year. Yeah, it'll be. It'll be a minute, and 992 01:10:17,279 --> 01:10:20,520 I don't care about it. I'll probably actually I won't see that. I 993 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:25,239 watch like every Batman movie watch. I don't know if i'll see it, 994 01:10:25,319 --> 01:10:26,760 you know what I mean. I don't know if I go the theater. 995 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:31,359 Yeah, anyway. Um. The other thing that happened was multiple New York 996 01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:34,600 City doctors put out notices in the papers saying that they never robbed at any 997 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:40,039 seminary cemetery in the city. Uh. The problem is that the Negro's burial 998 01:10:40,119 --> 01:10:45,079 ground and Potter's Field weren't in the fucking city, so they weren't lying. 999 01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:47,239 Yeah, they were definitely doing sketchy shit if that was their best excuse. 1000 01:10:47,359 --> 01:10:49,520 Yeah, that definitely means that they were like, yeah, obviously we took 1001 01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,920 clip people from those places. I didn't murder anyone in the city. They 1002 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:56,000 were to put like, do you think there were certain doctors that like, 1003 01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:00,760 we're comflict free. Actually they want the opposite. So what people want is 1004 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:04,600 the opposite. They want conflict bodies. Yeah, executed criminals and shit. 1005 01:11:05,039 --> 01:11:11,079 Mind to just dissect those doctors are conflict free where they don't experiment on anybody's 1006 01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:15,560 Oh no, nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. People don't even want 1007 01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:18,640 a doctor. So what happened is it took a long time. When they 1008 01:11:18,239 --> 01:11:21,439 say, when did they get rid of the giant? Nosy, we are 1009 01:11:21,479 --> 01:11:25,439 long past now, Okay, yeah, we're long past the burdens. Yeah, 1010 01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:29,800 plague mass Yeah, I'd like to think those things existed for a good 1011 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:33,399 five hundred years. Yeah, those weren't really for anything other than the plague. 1012 01:11:33,399 --> 01:11:38,039 Though. People weren't delivering babies. You've clearly never been doing orgy. 1013 01:11:38,159 --> 01:11:45,319 But but it took a long time for doctor to not be considered a creepy, 1014 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,359 seedy profession in New York. How could it not? Like you didn't 1015 01:11:48,359 --> 01:11:51,880 want your daughter marrying a doctor for a long time. Okay, let me, 1016 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:55,720 let me explain to you. What doctors do you go in, Oh, 1017 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:59,159 you're dying. They just tell you you're dying, right like, that's 1018 01:11:59,239 --> 01:12:01,159 they discover the thing. And if they didn't discover then it never happened. 1019 01:12:01,199 --> 01:12:06,880 That's like these fucking oxycotton well or it's like in Deadwood kind of where the 1020 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:13,680 doctors just like putting ointment on prostitute vaginas and assholes and shit or dicks and 1021 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,520 they're not washing their hands. Yeah, exactly, and they're just like here 1022 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,439 you go, that'll get the burned down and you can make some money today 1023 01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:24,560 type of thing. Just like serving the worst people and not doing a good 1024 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:28,800 job when they serve good people. Yeah, it's really and even for the 1025 01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,680 doctors at the rich hired I just don't I'm pretty sure it just wasn't a 1026 01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:35,640 reputable situation for a long time. No, I couldn't tell you when to 1027 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:39,520 end exactly. And and you know, what doctors were kind of creepy, 1028 01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:43,840 and a lot of people thought that outside of New York because between seventeen sixty 1029 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:48,039 five and eighteen fifty four, there were seventeen different anatomy riots. Oh my 1030 01:12:48,119 --> 01:12:50,920 god, throughout the country. You're talking about like you just told this a 1031 01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:55,560 story about one zoomed in, but there was seventeen in Cleveland, Baltimore, 1032 01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:59,239 and New Haven, Connecticut, all over the movement do you get all started 1033 01:12:59,239 --> 01:13:02,279 with a guy going like, h yeah, an arm all, a severed 1034 01:13:02,359 --> 01:13:08,359 arm way, just like hello boys. Yeah. The real joke is that 1035 01:13:08,439 --> 01:13:13,640 was just the dude's dick, just a well hung dude there waving yeah. 1036 01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:19,840 Weener uh, that would actually be even better. It's just like how far 1037 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:25,560 they came when they just showed John Dillinger's dead body and he had a full, 1038 01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:30,279 fully torch penis that's his knee fully to dick to choose with all the 1039 01:13:30,319 --> 01:13:34,800 thoughts there, with all the thirties thoughts, depression thoughts, all those flapper 1040 01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:39,800 girls, No, it's post flapper. No, there are some girls that 1041 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:44,479 were late on the trend. Yeah, Like can you imagine Nebraska hadn't gotten 1042 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,520 to the thirties trends yet? There still imagine being a flapper girl in the 1043 01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:49,720 thirties. Hold on, Nebraska is dealing with a whole lot of problems. 1044 01:13:50,239 --> 01:13:55,720 Were they just a couple of flappers Omaha, just just like the three Omaha 1045 01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:59,079 flapper girls. Oh, it's so rowfully dusty to be in all these uh 1046 01:13:59,359 --> 01:14:06,079 sequence Oh hello, oh just yeah, no, no, don't worry. 1047 01:14:06,279 --> 01:14:12,039 Panties are getting a little muddy during this dust bow. Gross. Hey, 1048 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:17,000 mud statch. Doctors would love that. Doctors would love to see a muddy 1049 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:21,840 would be like, boy, intern, boy, go outside, get me 1050 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:26,239 some mud. I'm putting it in this pussy. Well why, I don't 1051 01:14:26,239 --> 01:14:30,479 know. We just have to try everything. Science is trying everything. It 1052 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,399 kind of is, right, I mean, that's how our vaccine worked. 1053 01:14:33,239 --> 01:14:39,720 Yeah, we tried it on a lot of fucking children. It's just like, 1054 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:43,239 hey, can we uh your kid popping here real quick? And then 1055 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:47,920 measles. It's it's like Pokemon, gotta try them all. Yeah, just 1056 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:53,520 a little measle. Yeah, can you hear? Hobo boy? No one's 1057 01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:58,119 gonna miss you. What's your name? You don't have one? According to 1058 01:14:58,159 --> 01:15:00,479 me and history, I mean, yeah, if you want look at like 1059 01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:06,159 Tuskegee experiments. That's even the best example. That's a well documented example that 1060 01:15:06,359 --> 01:15:11,119 no one learns about. Like, well, I'm sure they do now, 1061 01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:15,520 but I don't need things like treating black people horribly to bum me out when 1062 01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:18,439 I'm trying to like sit in fifth grade history and learn about like rad fighter 1063 01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:24,560 pilots killing Hitler's soldiers. It be insane if they taught ten year olds about 1064 01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:29,560 the Tuskegee Ye, about slavery and shit. They teach it the Dan way, 1065 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:31,439 though they kind of brush over It's like, well, you know, 1066 01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:35,319 you know when I don't actually don't think they brush over it as much as 1067 01:15:35,319 --> 01:15:42,399 people say. It's just like, how much can you possibly intimate to a 1068 01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:45,119 fucking fifth grader? Oh, they can't even comprehend how terrible that probably was. 1069 01:15:45,239 --> 01:15:48,359 Yeah, they're like, oh and in a fifth grade and a fifth 1070 01:15:48,359 --> 01:15:53,079 grader can comprehend it. They've seen some shit and should be in a special 1071 01:15:53,119 --> 01:15:57,920 school to where their emotions are being handled because correctly, right, yeah, 1072 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,640 yeah, if they can empathize with that, yeah, it's not like you 1073 01:16:01,159 --> 01:16:04,800 like they could feel bad about it, but like if they truly understand the 1074 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:10,199 plight, then that's terrified. There's only just only and that's always one thing 1075 01:16:10,359 --> 01:16:13,640 that drives me doest when they talk about education on that type of stuff is 1076 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:18,479 I'm like, I don't know how much you expect a child to empathize. 1077 01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:24,359 Like when I read about something now, it like it hits me way harder, 1078 01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,920 Like the same thing even that I would could have read it like twenty 1079 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,279 years ago, it hits me harder. Yeah, I don't fucking know how 1080 01:16:30,359 --> 01:16:34,439 much you want fucking billy fifth grader. No, I mean like you're literally 1081 01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:40,359 telling him to be like, hey, really fucking dig deep into the ten 1082 01:16:40,439 --> 01:16:44,880 years of emotion you've experienced. Anyone who's not crying gets an f yeah, 1083 01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:46,760 right, Like I mean it's just like you can give them the facts and 1084 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,720 stuff. It's like, just don't tell them like, oh they were singing 1085 01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:53,239 songs, yeah, like yeah obviously, like that was right. Yeah, 1086 01:16:53,239 --> 01:16:55,520 it's not song in the South. Yeah, but like, yeah, just 1087 01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:57,239 give them the facts, that's all. I mean, just give them the 1088 01:16:57,319 --> 01:17:00,079 build, build the base. Yeah. With those kids, essentially, I 1089 01:17:00,079 --> 01:17:00,960 just told him like, hey, this was a shitty thing we did, 1090 01:17:01,119 --> 01:17:05,920 right, Yeah. He just really hammer home the Bible when you're in Catholic 1091 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:10,920 school, really go in depth about the story of Fatima. I was gonna 1092 01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:14,319 say, did you guys not have Passion hour where you just watched the last 1093 01:17:14,319 --> 01:17:16,359 hour of the Passion every day? Always? We always did. Yeah, 1094 01:17:16,359 --> 01:17:19,399 that's how we closed out every school day. It's my favorite snuff. Maybe 1095 01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:24,319 Passion of the Christ. It's so good. They were making a second one 1096 01:17:25,399 --> 01:17:30,039 of the Return of the King. Well that he did return, so you 1097 01:17:30,159 --> 01:17:39,520 just hung out forty yeah, well forty days. He forty days and then 1098 01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:43,439 he went to the went to this guy. Uh, and then now he 1099 01:17:43,479 --> 01:17:47,000 just hangs out more chilling. We're waiting, lives at his dad's place, 1100 01:17:47,039 --> 01:17:53,520 cut up a day. Yeah what I mean? Maybe it's maybe just maybe 1101 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,840 takes care of his dad. I don't know. Anyway, after the riot, 1102 01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,399 there was one nice thing that a couple of nice things happened. Anatomy 1103 01:17:59,399 --> 01:18:03,079 acts known as bone bills were passed, including one named not as catchy as 1104 01:18:03,119 --> 01:18:09,880 the ones today, an act to prevent the odious practice of digging up and 1105 01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:15,399 removing for the purpose of dissection, dead bodies interred in cemeteries or burial places, 1106 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:19,680 which resident sounds like technically means if you find a body dead in the 1107 01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:24,159 street before anyone can bury it, that's fine. Yes, you if you, 1108 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:28,600 if you could snatch that hobo. I'm pretty sure a lot of American 1109 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,520 common law in the late seventeen hundreds just finders skippers more or less. Yes, 1110 01:18:33,119 --> 01:18:36,119 America might have been founded on finders keepers. I'm pretty sure it was 1111 01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:43,119 to be quite established that. Yeah, bonds, damn it. What America's 1112 01:18:43,159 --> 01:18:46,319 built on? Bonds? Damn Is that like something your union union dad told 1113 01:18:46,359 --> 01:18:56,680 you drunk watching the Eagles lose and things like America was built on bonds. 1114 01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:00,399 You get your like point two five percent, it's twenty years later, that's 1115 01:19:00,479 --> 01:19:04,520 right. Nothing like cashing in a savings bond and realizing it's worth the number 1116 01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:09,439 that's not even what's printed on it, because it hasn't matured. Yeah, 1117 01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:13,039 my dad gave me a bond the other day that had not it hadn't expired. 1118 01:19:13,199 --> 01:19:15,840 It was over Christmas, actually hadn't expired, but it just reached his 1119 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:18,239 limit. He bought it when I was like a baby, like an infant. 1120 01:19:18,359 --> 01:19:21,319 Yeah, anyway, that was a cool fifty dollars, that's what it 1121 01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:24,880 is. Yeah, Like my grandfather thought he was doing me such like a 1122 01:19:25,039 --> 01:19:28,680 solid with all these bonds, and by the time they all matured. It's 1123 01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:31,399 like, oh, it's two or fifty bucks school. Yeah, oh, 1124 01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:34,600 get me through college. He was like wow, it was like good, 1125 01:19:35,239 --> 01:19:38,439 a lot of foresight there, Dad. Why didn't you buy crypto, you 1126 01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:43,159 fucking cuck, fucking ed, yeah, buy a computer, father ed fucking 1127 01:19:43,159 --> 01:19:49,520 shit. Anyway, the Act outlawed grave robbing, but it did give New 1128 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:55,439 York doctors, Uh, it provided them. The government was like, we'll 1129 01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:58,840 give you our executed criminals instead. Oh, there you go, fair, 1130 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:04,199 fair. They just weren't enough criminals go around New Year. And that's what 1131 01:20:04,399 --> 01:20:09,199 blows my mind. Like people people were hanging like horse thieves and shit, 1132 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:14,159 like they hung. You got hung for almost Like the bar for the death 1133 01:20:14,159 --> 01:20:19,199 penalty was so fucking low in seventeen eighty eight, let alone eighteen sixty. 1134 01:20:19,359 --> 01:20:25,760 I mean shit like and they were digging up the the black cemetery, like 1135 01:20:26,319 --> 01:20:29,600 the bar was even lower for them for the death. Yeah. Yeah, 1136 01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:32,560 so like it's like whistling the wrong way yeah yeah, or like looking at 1137 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:35,960 a white woman. Yeah yeah. They still didn't have enough bodies. You 1138 01:20:36,039 --> 01:20:39,199 boil one wrong, you just got to toss it out. It's a whole 1139 01:20:39,199 --> 01:20:42,960 new body. Yeah. Yeah, they're going through them like single use plastic 1140 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,159 manu and the other thing it did lead to that was good actually though, 1141 01:20:45,239 --> 01:20:53,399 was medical licensing and a somewhat structured medical education system doctors. To become a 1142 01:20:53,439 --> 01:20:56,399 doctor, you had to like study or apprentice for like two years. It 1143 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,800 wasn't just like you could hang out watch a doctor, like do some weird 1144 01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:01,800 and then go back up disconnect any I mean, like, I'm a doctor, 1145 01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:05,000 Now bring me your kids. I'll cut off his foot if he starts 1146 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:10,840 a cough. Yeah yeah, I mean that's good that they did that. 1147 01:21:11,039 --> 01:21:15,800 Yeah yeah, but that was the the medical or the doctor riots of seventeen 1148 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:21,960 eighty eight. Shouts to uh Tiger McGuigan on Twitter, Tiger McGuigan, I 1149 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,439 don't know that. I don't know if that's able name, but for sending 1150 01:21:26,479 --> 01:21:32,239 me that that topic. But I thoroughly enjoyed it because people doing stupid stuff. 1151 01:21:32,279 --> 01:21:36,640 It is funny, especially when they're just like ignorant of no fault through 1152 01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:41,119 their own No, yeah, that's not their fault. I mean like if 1153 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:45,720 if your kid runs home, it's like, hey, mom is at the 1154 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:48,319 doctor's office and the doctor's fucking around with her arm waving it around. I 1155 01:21:48,359 --> 01:21:51,239 think her titties are on the wall, Like I'm gonna be mad, Like 1156 01:21:51,279 --> 01:21:56,600 if I'm if I'm a widower. Look even now, if I was a 1157 01:21:56,640 --> 01:22:00,880 widower and my kid was like I saw moms at ease on the wall at 1158 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:05,239 the doctor's office through the window, I'd look into it. I'm grabbing my 1159 01:22:05,319 --> 01:22:10,039 compound bow and I'm going right to that doctor. Yeah, I'm definitely not 1160 01:22:10,079 --> 01:22:12,199 going I'm definitely not going there with a gun. I mean, like, 1161 01:22:12,479 --> 01:22:17,239 stop at poo poo. Yeah, there's no recoil with BO. Nope, 1162 01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:24,039 Nope, it's swift, decisive. Don't need a silencer for BO. Actually, 1163 01:22:24,119 --> 01:22:26,600 this is a true story about guns. I believe that we need to 1164 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:30,479 put in the commercial. Is the recoil of a gun, the reverberation of 1165 01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:33,920 it shrinks your penis. I've heard that. Yeah heard that actually makes you 1166 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:38,520 go inside scarre's your penis enough to shrink? Yeah, well no, the 1167 01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:45,039 reverberation, Like we're talking science here and yeah yeah, yeah, all right. 1168 01:22:45,199 --> 01:22:50,399 What did you guys learn today? Um? Well, do you change? 1169 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:55,880 No? Not really, because like again, if this happened now and 1170 01:22:56,279 --> 01:23:00,399 under the right circumstances, people were grabbing their torches, their pitch works well, 1171 01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:03,079 I mean this is kind of uh, you know, people were pretty 1172 01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:06,079 pissed off about stem cells. Yeah, and kind of the say, I 1173 01:23:06,119 --> 01:23:09,760 mean they didn't riot about it, but well, I mean Christopher Reeves was 1174 01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:15,399 single handedly just snapping baby's necks opening kind of those stem cells. That's fine, 1175 01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:21,880 he's handicapped, he was. Yeah, I'm not a nableist. I 1176 01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:25,880 think you should drink all the stem cells he wants. Well, I think 1177 01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:29,239 I should. Because this is a little reminiscent of of being anti stem cell. 1178 01:23:29,279 --> 01:23:32,840 I kind of think not, it's not a great enough There's a lot 1179 01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:39,359 of complexity because these doctors were fucking weirdos and doing stupid shit. Yeah, 1180 01:23:39,399 --> 01:23:43,920 but doctors right now with the COVID stuff, if they kind I would say, 1181 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:49,840 the vaccine, if they say either something controversial that hasn't been accepted yet, 1182 01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:54,279 I guess even early stages where well, yeah, where doctors are coming 1183 01:23:54,279 --> 01:23:58,680 out and being like, no, vitamin D is what you need to survive, 1184 01:23:59,079 --> 01:24:01,399 or like it it just helps with fight it. Yeah, it helps 1185 01:24:01,439 --> 01:24:04,560 fight it. It lessens the symptoms, and people are like, how could 1186 01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:08,560 you right, Well, no, I would say, like, for instance, 1187 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:13,640 there was a lot of misinformation about fetal remnant in the vaccine. Um, 1188 01:24:14,239 --> 01:24:16,720 that was like a big rumor that they not put a fucking baby in 1189 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:20,000 my vaccine. Yeah, if you got the point, you got ripped off. 1190 01:24:21,159 --> 01:24:25,359 Dude, like a corpus. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for that baby 1191 01:24:25,399 --> 01:24:27,399 in the vaccine. Yeah, you gotta wait for the good stuff. But 1192 01:24:27,439 --> 01:24:30,800 no. Also, just like the Messenger RNA part of the vaccine where it's 1193 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:34,600 like, yeah, people are like, oh, you don't even understand the 1194 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,439 science, it's like, well, no they do. They really do understand 1195 01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:40,359 it, or they're they've figured it out for the most part. Oh, 1196 01:24:40,399 --> 01:24:45,560 you just blindly trust somebody else's word. Huh over someone on Facebook that failed 1197 01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:49,359 out of high school. Yeah, typically m Yeah. I'm not saying every 1198 01:24:49,399 --> 01:24:51,920 person that fails out of high school is dumb. I'm just saying there's just 1199 01:24:53,079 --> 01:24:56,760 most Actually, Dan Holloway I said one of the funniest things I've heard in 1200 01:24:56,800 --> 01:25:02,640 my time here, which is like apparently a statistic accurate, which is um, 1201 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:12,720 I guess like average college IQ is like one twenty or something like that, 1202 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:20,159 and it's one thirty, and the average non college IQ is one hundred, 1203 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:26,800 and the average mentally handicapped IQ is seventy. So someone without a college 1204 01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:32,560 education is equidistant between mentally handicapped and college education, Like they're as close to 1205 01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:38,079 being mentally handicapped as they already being college educated. I don't find that relevant 1206 01:25:38,399 --> 01:25:41,119 as a statistic. I just thought it was. Yeah, there's plenty of 1207 01:25:41,119 --> 01:25:45,560 smart people to go to trade school. Okay, they avoid I'm not shitting 1208 01:25:45,560 --> 01:25:46,960 on dude, I think less people should go to college. Well, Robin's 1209 01:25:47,079 --> 01:25:51,119 saying is that he is an anti trade school and that he does not he 1210 01:25:53,399 --> 01:25:58,159 doesn't care for your I'll just say it. Fuck electricians, fuck plumbers. 1211 01:25:58,279 --> 01:26:03,479 Carpenters can catch this mob will shoot in his hands and use candles. Uh 1212 01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:05,960 yeah, No, I have my own plumber. It's called a piece of 1213 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:11,199 plastic with some rubber on the end that does nine of a plumber's work. 1214 01:26:12,319 --> 01:26:15,560 Oh, it's a plunger, A fucking plunger. I get it. Yeah, 1215 01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:18,359 plumbers can get fucked. I will never say that I've had to rely 1216 01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:24,640 on too many plumbers my life. Yeah, doesn't drop those megaducees. I 1217 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:30,600 bet you have to actually handle my uh my problems. Shake Dan's er water, 1218 01:26:30,239 --> 01:26:33,199 he doesn't clock, can't clog your toilet with more water. No, 1219 01:26:34,279 --> 01:26:39,720 what a what would a he's shitting? Would is that how that your crones 1220 01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:45,199 got diagnosed? Well, Danny is shitting? What a give me shitting? 1221 01:26:45,199 --> 01:26:47,920 What for the rest of your life? I wouldn't I wouldn't go. It's 1222 01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:54,560 all the hobies from the Wall water pets, genos, the question it's never 1223 01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:58,279 pass of Genos. It's uh, it is more Boston. He yeah, 1224 01:26:58,279 --> 01:27:00,960 we're get into Boston a little bit. Yeah, except for what a what? 1225 01:27:01,159 --> 01:27:04,119 Anyway, that's all I got for this week. Uh, what I 1226 01:27:04,199 --> 01:27:09,960 learned was that, Um, I don't know. I didn't really learn anything 1227 01:27:10,159 --> 01:27:12,720 nothing. Yeah, not really. Just this is the thing that fucking happened. 1228 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:15,319 Yeah, that's small. That's most of history. Really. Yeah, 1229 01:27:15,359 --> 01:27:17,920 it's a thing that fucking happened. So make sure to rate, subscribe, 1230 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,600 tell friend about the podcast if you enjoy it. If you don't, well 1231 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:25,319 thank you for your business. Anyway. Yeah, I think we got through 1232 01:27:25,359 --> 01:27:28,079 to this part. I think we have some advertisers coming through eventually. I 1233 01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:30,399 think we're in the works. But uh, we'll see. And that's because 1234 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:34,720 maybe some gear we do have some yeah we're talking about oh yeah yeah yeah, 1235 01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:40,000 So um this time next week, you're gonna go to don't do it 1236 01:27:40,039 --> 01:27:42,920 now because it's not ready yet. Not up. I'll tell you, I'll 1237 01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:45,800 tell you where to go next week, because we'll be ready next week, 1238 01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,119 alright with he But we have gear, Yeah, we have gear. We 1239 01:27:48,159 --> 01:27:50,560 have a couple shirts coming, a couple of shirts on the way. Should 1240 01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:54,439 be pretty exciting. Uh, those are the only thing we'll wear from no 1241 01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:57,079 on on this ship. Yeah. We could even get some mugs going if 1242 01:27:57,079 --> 01:28:00,640 you guys are into it. Sure, what about calendar of all three of 1243 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:04,039 us? And we'll have to do a photo shoot? Yeah, yeah, 1244 01:28:04,159 --> 01:28:08,880 that's what I'm implying, Like we can, you can, you can actually 1245 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:12,119 all spike the camera real quick so we can get like a thing for the 1246 01:28:12,199 --> 01:28:16,760 show, like a horizontal thing for the website. All right, that's good, 1247 01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:20,960 guys. I would actually like my calendar entry to be Uh, I'll 1248 01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:26,279 I'll cut my penis off and nail it to the wall. Oh cool, 1249 01:28:26,399 --> 01:28:30,600 all right, yeah it sounds it's my month. Cool cool, cool cool. 1250 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:32,000 But no, we are growing and we should have advertised it soon. 1251 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:36,479 And as thanks to you guys recommending it and liking tell them this because they're 1252 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:44,039 not gonna damn it. What what they're used to free content. It's still 1253 01:28:44,119 --> 01:28:45,920 fucking free. We're not putting it behind a paywall, right, but we're 1254 01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:49,199 just spending two minutes being like, listen brought to you by blah blah blah 1255 01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:53,760 blah blah. Who gives a shit? I know, but if you tell 1256 01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:56,680 them that, they're not gonna tell their friend they'll be happy for us. 1257 01:28:56,439 --> 01:29:00,079 Guys, they're not your friends. People aren't happy for other people, and 1258 01:29:00,319 --> 01:29:04,239 don't listen to Dan. Only Dan thinks that way. Yeah, anyway, 1259 01:29:04,319 --> 01:29:09,159 Jake has picked up his backpack. He's ready to Yeah, so we're done 1260 01:29:09,199 --> 01:29:12,560 for this forever. He's ready to go. Thanks for listening. You just 1261 01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:14,960 got solf served. H