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Let's get right into the commander of the day. I just got to pull
up the right tag the necro bloom. Now you on our Maudi Hole.
See how fast I can do that? Now, Hi, that's very good.
Yeah, I'm just letting it kind of bounce out of my mouth.
Yep. The Madi ho Hole review legendary review. You said that this was
the most powerful commander or legendary creature out of the set. Stand by what
I said. In spite of the fact that tucn Sam also in this set.
Have you done a Toucan Sam alter that? And yet I haven't yet
because my Maudi whole hot stuff hasn't come in from fusion yet. Okay,
you could be the first one. I could be the only one, and
probably I won't be. But here's anyway. Anyway, here's the thing.
I'll give him a read. Read the card. You know, I just
noticed this. Mother asked he got seven toughness. Yeah, dude, that
is like the most ever okay, so legendary creature plant two seven green,
black, white one. This is the necro Bloom. Oh man, he
cast four five. I thought he was five. Yeah, you said he
cost five. He's even better. You're what's the title member? We were
talking about it last night at the Coachman Licensed beverage room. You are head
of deck procurement for podcasting or CEO podcast enterprises, and you told me the
wrong dang thing, did I though? Man executives gets freakin' taken out by
the mob for that kind of man executives get bonuses for that kind of thing.
Haven't you ever worked in the corporate structure. We make a mistake,
we blame somebody else, I get a bonus. Somebody else gets fired.
That's how it works. Well, whoever's playing against Necker Bloom is gonna get
fired because here's what it does. Landfall. Whenever a land enters a battlefield
under your control, create a zero one green plant token. If you control
seven or more lands with different names, you create a two to two zombie
instead. Sure, so it gives you zero one plants kind of like avengers
and a car. Sure, right, but then it's field of the dead.
If you've got seven or more they give you gives you to two,
right, right, Okay If that's not enough, and when you hear that,
you're like, oh man, what why is this the most powerful?
The commander sucks. Don't watch them. They're stupid, idiot. It's one
star. They swear and they talk about other stuff. There's more. Okay.
Lands in your graveyard have dredge to say the word dredge, capital D.
That's right. I love the capital D. That's my favorite letter,
capital D, dredge. So what that means is if you would draw card
when you have something in your graveyard that has dredge, instead of drawing that
card, you may elect to take that card with dredge out of your graveyard,
put it into your hand. Correct and dredge or mill that many cards
in this case too too. So I've got to land in my graveyard,
Yes you do. I'm going to draw a card for my turn, but
instead I can go land in my graveyard. I want that mill too.
That's the exchange. Now you might be thinking yourself, Man, that's gonna
be so good to the fetch lands I can fetch every turn. That's that's
like the weakest thing we're going to That's that's the lowliest of things. And
that's that's pretty good. That's the shittiest thing we're gonna do it, the
shittiest thing we're to do on this every single turn. Yes, And as
if we're not gonna play things that allow us to play more lands per turn,
as if we're not gonna play things that allow us to play lands out
of our graveyards that we can maybe fetch multiple times per turn and mill ourselves.
Still, Yep, all of those things are possible. Anything is possible
with dredge. And that's why I like it. Yeah, dredge. I
want to call it like cornerstone archetype or strategy in nearly every single magic format
of all time. Yes, there's a vintage Dredge deck, there's a legacy
Dredge deck for a good long while, some form of dredge in modern and
or extended let's let's combine those, Yep, until it got banned to fuck
Because dredge is one of the most powerful abilities of all time and now welcome
to Commanders Dredge. This is a coming out or this is fantastic, It's
finally happening. Yeah, and they gave us the Dredge colors black and green,
which not only are the Dredge colors, but they're also the biggest creature
ramp fixing, tutor removal. And oh they gave us white also tutor ramp
and remove this so we can we can play I guess not ramp, but
you know what I'm saying. Well, there's a couple of white cards in
specifically in white, have been recently printed that are very good in deck like
this land tax every single turn, search for three land, discard them all
to handsize if if you have fewer lands than your opponents, which you're gonna
because we're gonna sacrifice cause they're not gonna play any of them. No,
because we're gonna draw cards, but we're gonna dredge. But we're gonna milk.
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here. Lots of love in the nation. Yeah, and here's the thing.
I got one more thing. I guess. Our friend Ben then sent
a dec in right in Regina. That's his fortieth birthday. No, that's
what he said. No, So not only are we doing like a little
Cecio mini experience with all the guys from face to face and like the tap
room and keel and pile of bones, pile of keels, d face to
games. Yeah, it's Ben's birthday. Dang, we're gonna have to like
give them the necro bloom bumps or something. Yes, I don't know what
that means, but well that's where you grab him by the arms and leg
and head and you bounce his stomach off the ground a whole bunch of time.
Oh, it's like the birthday bumps backwards and while they hold onto your
hair. Oh yeah, and we'll put like we'll put some pulled pork on
the ground to like protect his joker. I don't know why that's the thing,
but here we go. Well, you gotta be careful stuff like that,
Okay, necro bloom, necro bloom. I got some question, question
hal, that's French for question. It is for any of the non quebec
Quah listeners powerfulest commander, that's what I said, more powerful than toucan Sam.
I think, so what do we do, because we obviously have some
combo potential. Sure, we've got what I think is one of the most
powerful three color combinations for like high level magic sure, nice edh magic Sure,
and remember saying that without blue. Yeah, well we've got tutors,
We've got ramp, and we've got removal, we've got all the stuff that
makes like for a good like nuts and bolts, meat and potatoes kind of
deck that we could make one of those like full deck combos that like takes
the whole deck to combo and need all my lands in my grave air and
all the land tutors and all the sacrifice stuff, and I gotta do freaking
all the shit, right yep. Or or or we could have something that
has like two cards in the graveyard and then you just win. Or we
could do that, but like fifteen times, so we could have like fifteen
different combos in the deck that just rely on either having stuff in the graveyard
or tutoring to the graveyard and then lo and behold you get it back.
Oh no, freaks, we're playing black and dredge and white, all of
which get things back from the graveyard either to your hand or to play.
Okay, So what we're gonna have to watch out for in kind of talking
about the deck and then talking about the strengths and weaknesses, we're gonna have
to say, is this a lands deck? Is it a dredge deck?
Is it a combo deck? Or is it some combination of all three?
And is that any good? If we're a jack of all trades, if
we're jerking off all trades? Are we jerking off anybody? Really? Well?
Yeah? Oh? Did I? I did the expression wrong? Didn't
I? Did? I? I feel like maybe I answered the question too
soon. I don't know. But the point is in a like this,
you gotta go real land heavy, yes, in order to enable our strategy.
So let's start off with the land section. We've got thirty five.
Ben didn't quite understand when he was building the deck. He's like, yeah,
I think this is cool. I think this is gonna go just the
way that I thought. And he built like a landfall land recursion list.
Yes, then a death killing machine exactly, whereas in my head I'm thinking,
dude, like we could, we could just turn to the table.
Not all the time, but like, give me example, give me a
turn tour. Okay, so you go turn one, some kind of thing
that makes you any color of manna, and a land that probably makes you
any color of man like a mox diamond. Mox diamond, because there's a
land in your grad, that's right, So mox diamond city. We'll say
city of Brass, just to make it sure. Then you play a one
drop dredge enabler, a tireless tribe or a future damp. You discard a
dredge card that's in your hand. And what what does a tireless tribe do?
Tireless tribe is discard a card from your hand. It gets plus zero
plus four and it costs one. Oh yeah, it's discard a card.
I want to land in my grave. It's a permanent that comes into play
that says, discard a card from your hand, and everything else doesn't mean
shit. So you discard whatever your dredge is. You worldly tutor, you
get frog monster to the top of your library. Then your next turn you
dredge that thing to the graveyard. Then you reanimate it and win the game.
Oh yeah, because you have like a dak More salvage or something in
your hand. Now you have any You have any land because it's because all
your lands are dak More salvages now, so you just dread your soul.
So okay, how does that work? We how do we get the next
land into our grave? Oh? We freaking discarded again to the tireless tribe,
and land hit the graveyard from anywhere we draw card, says get trog,
but we don't. We dredge and mill too, and then we discard
the land again. And then we would draw card, but we dredge in
mil too or and then our entire graveyard goes into our entire library goes into
our graveyard that way. And if you're playing it with the necro boom and
play, you're probably gonna dredge a land which will make you draw a card.
You don't even have to return and discard the land. You just do
it. If you incidentally mill land while this is happening, you're drawing,
so then you could fill up your hand also, yeah, or you can
continue milling if you have your your discard out. So how does how does
having our entire graveyard in this incident's incident? In the instance is the game?
The key combo that's in my brain is a tried and true one that
I really like. It's with the necrotic ooze, Yes, which is a
black creature that is black black two. It's a two four three that has
the ability all activated abilities of all creatures in I don't know if it's all
graveyards, but it's at least yours, which is what's important for our purposes
right now. Yep. Then in your bin alongside that is a I believe
it's a PILLI pala okay, yeah, which is that is untapped to give
plus two plus whatever, yeah, which is whatever. But the point is
you can untap the creatures in activated ability, and then any creature that will
net you manna for tapping it, like a Lana war tribe or a Landoir
abomination or whatever it is. Right, they tap for three, they tap
for four. Who's the person that taps for the biggest creature you have sil
You could play a Silvalla if you were hard up or whatever. Right you
play those you can tap on tap, tap on tap, tap on,
tap, tap on tap, make unlimited mana. But how do we get
the necrotic ooze into play dread return my guy reanimate anything that gets a creature
out of your bin. Oh okay, I'm thinking, how do we do
that with no mana because we've already spent our mana reanimating get trug. Well,
you've got a bunch of free black creatures you can get back from your
graveyard when you like a blood gast or ankarat or whatever it is you want
to do. Nicker. Oh, there's one that we haven't heard for it
having a long while. Haven't played that in a while. Right, you
can play a bridge from below to get zombies. You can do all kinds
of ways once your entire graveyard is in your own Yeah, bridge from below.
Hey, that's whenever a creature hits your graveyard from your library. Whenever
a non token dude hits the bin fron or hits the bin from play on
your side, you get a two to two zombie when an opponent's creature eats
shit, you exile it from your graveyard. Wow, so you've got to
get more complicated. You've got it for one turn, But the point is
you end up getting a bunch of dudes into play. You reanimate your necronic
ooz, and then you've got infinite manna into your walking ballista that gets infinitely
big and kills everybody because dread Return has a flashback and remember it's in your
graveyard. It's got a flashback of sacrifice three creatures, and you've at least
got the get trog yes. And at some point, I mean, heaven
forbid, you could even go like, yog moths will is in my graveyard,
and I've got like a couple more mana producers in my hand, like
a like a lion's eye diamond or whatever, and you go, black,
black, black yog moths will for my graveyard, play all my man of
rocks from the yard, and then I've got tons of manta because what also,
what else do I have dark ritual and Songs of the Damned and Cabala
ritual and all of the green things that produce mana for you? And you're
like, oh yeah, you're gonna counter my return. I'm just gonna use
this other, this other reanimate to get back my necrotic ooz that I can
then tap and untap infinitely make an infinite manna, and then add with walking
ballistas four add a plus one to him infinite counters, and then his remove
a plus one to deal one damage to all of your opponent's infinite number of
times sick. So that's like on turn one or two, like two,
okay, two or three. That's pretty good. It's pretty quick, it's
a pretty good it can be a very quick deck. Now is it always
going to do that, Absolutely not, but it has that potential. And
one of the reasons that dredge has always typically been so dangerous is because once
it gets going, its engine starts warming up. It doesn't warm up and
get into a second gear and a third gear. Once it's on, it's
going. It's like a electric cars, get that kind of thing where yeah,
instant torque, Yeah, they go so fast. Yeah, And Dredge
is just like that, where once you have a necro gloom and a land
in your graveyard or god forbid the gift rog monster as well, your deck
is just going now like an f one car. You can't even start those
unless the engine is in a frickin' oven or has a heater plugged into it
to expand the engine block enough to make the pistons able to move. Right,
So as soon as it's on, like you say, it's fricking on
and it's going two hundred miles an hour, yes, okay, So that's
one way to do it. That's the forest of far away. That's the
red line of the deck, the other end of the thing. And I
would say, to supplement what we were doing there, you got to have
the rituals, you got to have the tutors, you gotta have the fast
MANNA. And if you're doing that, your deck is sort of, as
per Rule zero, relegated to high end casual like the nine or TENO or
CEDH. Right, yeah, and then if that's the if that's where you're
playing, then you got to have all of the white and black and green
protection removal interaction that also goes along with playing at that power level. So
that is the deck in that case with necro Bloom, and that's predicated on
having fast MANA right off the get go. If you don't have the dock
more salvage in your opening hand, right, right, you need three different
colored manna and another one to do that, and that's really tough to do.
R Yes, that's not easy. You can. I've I've done in
Muxis. Actually I've actually turned one in Muxes with its build and that's I
think it's seven man of three of which is colored on turns one six and
you need one more red for something. Yes, but there's red red and
then four more. Yeah, And that's much much much different than black,
white, green and then two more. That's a there's a vast difference there.
Yeah, Jeweled Lotus helps a lot with one in two colored decks.
This is a three colored deck. Right, Even if you're jeweled Lotus to
put play your commander, you can take care of two out of the four
pips in his costumes you've left. You're leaving one free man on the table
in that case, but still twice as good as Lotus pedal. And we're
one hundred per playing that card in this deck, Absolutely we are. But
that's not the deck we have in front of us. We have a kind
of i'm gonna call it a I'm gonna call it a grindy sort of saltie.
No is this SALTI what abs and land kind of combo deck and we've
got some two carters in here. So like this deck is gonna be nothing
to sneeze at because at any time it could win by doing a graveyard combop
or just beating you to death just with fists and feet. Yes. Yeah,
and in this case is like pincers and little little little insect bug legs.
Yeah, and zombies and no tea. Yeah. Man, Like there's
lots of stuff, Okay, So let's fly through some of like the main
stuff like the draw and the protection and stuff, and then we'll get into
like how it's actually gonna win. Okay, Now I can't read it into
the cards and too small, Okay, Well I'll do it. And then
if there's any of note, you tell us what they are, Okay,
okay, Arcane signet Azusa lost but seeking Birds of Paradise exploration fluctuator cycling costs
too less to activate that lets us cycle our cycling lands for free. Yes,
we're gonna get to why the cycling lands are very important in this deck
in a little bit. Yeah, we've got a coodama of the East tree
that's the if you put something into play, you get another thing. Also,
yep, you've got a Lana war tribe. That's the three drop the
taps for three. Yep, you've got a skull profit Okay, oh that
two mana taps for red or black or green or black, and you can
put the top two cards your library into your graveyard. So it's a milk
card Oracle of Meldaia sol Ring White of the Reliquary. It's a play on
words, right, because it's like neither the Reliquary. He's cool in here,
but I'm not sure he's as necessary as we think, because he cares
about creature is in band and not lands, and I feel like the way
that this deck is built here, that's good. But in the higher end
one you're gonna have fewer creatures in more lands. Also baseline two to two
for two vigilants, but you can tap them sacrifice a creature to search your
library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. So this is
a great way to kind of kick off the we're playing lots of land tutors
kind of thought in people's minds. Yep, because you can get your deck
more salvage or you can get your Field of the Dead, or you can
get your vesuva to be your second field of the dead, and then you
get two zombies every land you play, or if you've got your Commander,
you get three zombies land. Yeah, the last one we got here.
We've got a insidious Roots creature token you control have tap Adamana of any color,
and whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, you put a
green fucking thing into play. This is one of those things where you've got
a ashnods alter and a grave grave crawler. Yeah, intimate zombies Yep,
it's pretty good. Yep. This is this is okay. Now, sack
outlet. We've got a we've got a Zurin orb that's classic for a land's
deck. Sacks of Land gives you to life yep, which is fine.
Yep. And it also puts the land into your bands that you can dredge
it. Oh yeah, yes, that's why that's there. And part of
a lot of like Landfall or many land etb's combos with like reclam no not
reclamation, says a splendid reclamation, yeah, and the splendid reclamation dude.
Aftermath analyst yes, okay, so protection Lightning, grieves, malacar, rebirth,
re revitalizing, repast. That's a flip card that puts a plus one
counter on a creature and makes it indestructible. It's a land on the back
and then a Sylvan safekeeper green seaedh. Player are gonna be familiar with this
guy. Sack of land target creature you control gains shroud until a turn.
Keep in mind that that land where does go ryan to your graveyard? Then
what do you do with it? You're probably gonna dredge it? You're damn
right, you are. And we are playing pillar palte and here we mentioned
that that it untaps to give you manna. Correct. Yep. We've got
our second land tutor, Elvish reclaimer A one to two. He's a what's
called he's a crop rotation. He's a crop is he a crop rotation that
you can do over and over again. He's got two tap sack a land.
Search your library for a land any land etb's tapped, then shuffle there
we go. Yeah, so crop rotation doesn't put it into play tapped,
but this guy's repeatable, and I don't I don't care if my if my
Field of the Dead is tapped or not on a turn where I'm trying to
combo, we're still getting zombies. Yeah, zombies all day long. Yeah
yeah, And I guess you know what, there's so many, so many
different categories to this deck because the card choices are all like hyper specific.
But I want to just try and push through his best weekend swords to plowshares,
pass the exile Nightmare Void. That's some kind of removal spell that's nether
Nightmare Void is the Dredge removal card. Yes, yes, yeah, We've
got a mythos of Nethroy that's like a do you remember these mythos is?
If you pay for exactly like the colored of manna that they take, they
like destroy any permanent Yes, it either kills a thing or a creature based
on how much manna you've spent a catt but you can target anything with it,
which is neat generous gift Assassin's Trophy removal spells and a dark Blast Yeah
Dark Blasts classic legacy sideboard card. Hey instant for black target creature gets minus
one minus one and it gots dredge three, dredge three, dredge three that's
even better than every land in our deck, I suppose. Yeah, okay,
so that gives us an opportunity though dredge doesn't stack. Right. So
if I've got a Land with dredge two correct and a dark Blast with dredge
three correct, I don't dredge five and get both of them also correct.
I need two instances of drawing cards. It could say draw two cards,
and I could forego one draw for dark Blast and forego the other draw with
my land. Correct. Okay, Yes, you may replace one instance of
draw with one instance of dredge. Yes. The goal is to draw several
cards at once and then have several things that will dredge for you. Yes,
and again, just for transparency, crystal clear. If it says draw
five cards, or if it says draw one card five times, both of
those interact with one card in your graveyard, that says dredge on it.
Yes, Yes, okay, Okay, back to the deck. Sac yes
card draw Okay. I like these because they're like sacrifice outlets. Yeah.
Okay, we've got a village rights you know this one sack of dude draw
two cards. Yep, we've got a corrupted conviction exactly the same that's also
sacked it. Dude, draw two cards. Yes, that seems like that's
kind of good in this deck. Skull clamp, that's when a guy dies.
Draw two cards. Yes, that's kind of the same exact thing.
Yes, especially if you can sack your dudes. Oh, then draw four.
We aren't playing Altars, but we could be. We aren't playing alt
we aren't, but we could be. We've got okay, idol of oblivion.
Now. I think this is a because Ben is kind of going for
a token sort of the sub theme here where you're building a token deck and
the idle of oblivion sys tap draw card. If you've created a creature token
this turn, which we we might, we could, and there's lots of
ways to do them and got to them yet, but you can do it.
I think that's what that's therefore, and I believe you can tap some
mana and it and maybe sack it to make a ten ten yes and yes
and yes, which is eight tap sack ten ten yes, which is sometimes
it's ten ten. Sometimes you just need a freaking ten. Sometimes I just
want to do ten to somebody man or block and have like the attacking creature
not kill you. Or die. Yes, all of those things are important,
And I like Idle of Oblivion. I kind of wish that instead of
draw card token blah blah blah, I kind of wish it just said tap
ad colorless. I kind of wish it said just tap draw card. Oh
that'd be good to me, real good. Yeah, okay, okay.
Evasion we've got a broun in here. Braun is good if he's in your
graveyard and you have a forest, all your dudes get Tramsky, not a
ton of forests in here, like five basics. I don't know. If
I like Braun, this would be my maybe my first cut from this deck
natively how it looks now, and I would maybe add another land sacrifice outlet,
or I would make sure I'm playing all the cards that say I can
play lands from my grave, get squandered resources up in this bitch squandered resources,
or like that's an enchantment for green black where you can sack a land
to get a mana. I like map Excavator. Did either of us say
it right? Ramunap ramonnapp. Or you could play what's the What's the Tree?
Where you can play lands from your graveyard or you can tap it to
play a permit from your band once a turn. That's a good one too.
Yeah, I know the I know what the picture is. Yeah,
Okay, let's keep moving on. We got some drain in here, like
some, and this goes back to the tokens we've got like some. We
would call this the aristocrat section, sure, the gain and drain section.
We've got a corpse night. Whenever another creature enters a battlefield under your control,
each opponent loses one Sure. So if we're doing the loop thing with
if if we were to cut brawn and add like a Ferrexian altar, cut
something else and add a grave crawler, that would increase our combo count,
would generally probably make our deck better because Astronaut's altar is pretty fricking it's a
pretty good car, right. This would give us kind of that infinite life
loss with the looping of grave crawler. Yes, we'd maybe want more zombies
in the deck. Though he's a zombie. He's a zombie. Field of
the Dead give Field of the Dead gives us zombies. We've got a mirkwood
bats. Whenever you create or sack a token, each opponent loses one life.
It's fine. This is good. Let's talk about the big one.
Run Sir Conrad. There he is Conrad, Yeah, Sir Conrad, the
Grim five four for five. Whenever any creature leaves or enters your graveyard from
anywhere or goes anywhere, each opponent loses his life. He's pretty good.
Sorry, does a damage. So that's as we're as we're milling and dredging
our cards into our graveyard, Sir Konras, ping p ping ping ping p
ping ping ping Pi ping ping ping pi pin ping pink pi ping p p
and then when we reanimate our guys bing bing bing bing b bing ping do
if we do the if we've got get trog and all our lands have dredge
and we're just doing the thing, yep. We if we got like forty
creatures in our deck, which we don't, I mean we could if we
wanted to, if we had, like if we had Sir Conrad, and
we were getting man Field of the Dead Tokens and the Nation nods Altar.
Yeah, it's starting to sound like we can combo in a lot of different
ways. We're doing brutal shit here well and speaking to zombies. Got a
couple zombie guys. Here one of them is actually really expensive. What bone
my? Oh wow, he is low seventeen dollars. That's waste. Not
But for when we, as the controller of the enchantment slash in this case
creature, discard a card, something happens. Yes, four four for five
zombie in this case very important if we're gonna add a grave crawler. Whenever
we discard a creature card, put a two two zombie into play. That's
another zombie. Whenever we discard a land card, we add black black.
That's extra manna. I like that one. I like that one. And
whenever we discard a non creature non land, I like this one too.
Draw a card oo. Yeah, that's good. And here here's a little
guy that goes right fricking along with that card. Zombie infesting. Yeah,
that's a card. Doesn't see enough play. I have pounded some assholes with
this card. This is a good card. This is like one time in
my zombie deck. This is what I do. I go like this swamp
load of pedal zombie infestation. Okay, yeah, and then next turn top
deck sol ring. What's a good one? I go swamp sol ring.
M h, I'm gonna discard two cards. They just happened to be Grave
Titan shieldered the Whispering one. Yeah, that's really good. Made a zombie.
Yeah, and they're like, oh you're I go okay, victimize Yeah
buddy, yeah, black tap solring got three victimized. Sack my zombie,
get my two guys back. Oh man, what a beat. That's twelve
power turn two. You have to sacrifice your man of DOORC and I get
like fricking two more guys. At least it's fourteen power because you get those
two zombies too. So good. I won that game. Yeah you did.
I was in that game. Yeah, that's MIDI south at the end
of the table. Me too. That was, you know, right around
the time that we did the whole rubber Maid full of open flippy dudgron oh
man, and we cracked that blood Moon invocation. Oh yeah. That was
the same night I drank because I opened two Autumn willows in a row in
a repack from the dollars. He was in the same bad man. I
had to chug so much beer. That was. That was one of those
nights where it's like that was a good night but also a bad night.
I just mostly was good. That was mostly good, but it was bad
in the morning. We're boring lots of happiness from the next day that day.
Oh yeah, that's what we're doing. It's fine. You know what
I'm gonna tell And I'm gonna I got another quick one right here. Okay,
this is one time. It's one time. We're playing at your old
house on Temperance, sir, where we're gonna park for that wedding. Sure,
and we're talking about that on the pre show yesterday. Ye and Smittie
walks in and he's just got a big ass bag of McDonald's and he's like,
burgers were a dollar at McDonald's. He had like twenty cheeseburgers. Man,
So we had cheeseburger supper at like I don't know, ten thirty because
he was like that was right when his daughter was born, so he he
like he didn't come to mage till late after she was in bed, remember,
yep, And that's kind of like what I do now. And he
just brought like a whole bag of freaking burger. He's gonna remember that.
He's the burger guy I hate. Yeah, you have the briefcase of burgers.
We were in Minneapolis. I was gonna say to Juana, but Minneapolis
is where we actually physically wear. Yeah. He's you know what, he's
the guy who sleeps in chairs in the middle of a magic game. Yeah,
and has burgers. What a guy. What a guy? This guy
to have on your side. Characters in the nations, Yeah, that's that's
what we have. That's yet We've got an Apocalypse Demon. This is the
next character in this nation. Okay, this is a flying six six.
Nope, a flying six drop power and toughness equal to the number of cards
in your graveyard. Oh frick at the beginning of your upkeep tap Apocalypse Demon
unless you sacrifice another creature. I don't care. I'm gonna hitch you for
forty if I have to sacrifice my commander and replay it for six in my
frickin lands deck. I'm gonna hit you for forty because this flies. Yes,
it does. You're probably not gonna have a blocker. No. I
hit you with Legislator the other night like five times because I no no flyers,
no flyers, no flyers, and I drew like five cards. Yes,
that's pretty good. No flyers. Okay, we got a Scootswarm.
That's like a backup win. Everybody knows scoots Warm is in our dredge section.
What do we got? What does he got there? He's a stinkweed
amp, he's got a Glgary thug. He's got Gulgary grave troll tho.
That's Mill four, five and six, respectively, dinksweed imp dredge five,
yeh, Glgary Thug dredge four, dredge four and garble Gary Gravetroll dredge six.
That's the big one. How come I can say mighty hole so good,
but I can't say Glory gravetroll too many, g's too many g's man
are hard snoop dog concert jeep creepers. Okay, we've got the aftermath analyst
that I talked about. Yeah, that is a it mills you when at
ETBs, but we don't care about that because we're already doing that. It
lets you sacrifice it to get all the lands back from your graveyard to the
battlefield. That's very good if you've dread returned or reanimated and avenger of send
a car in deck like this, yes, send a car full send everybody's
gone. Also very good if if you wanted to take this deck to sort
of the landfall kind of side like I do in my Land's deck. I've
got all of the things that say landfall deal one damage or landfall you lose
a life. I gain a life. If you got forty lands in your
graveyard and then after math analyst or Splendid Wreck, Splendid reclamation, you just
like win the game. Yeah, because it's forty instances of you lose one
life. It's pretty good. Yeah, very good. Obnixlist The Fallen very
good too. Also lose fort losing three, that's much better. Yes,
and he gets if anybody's still alive, he gets forty frickin' plus one for
it's three times forty, so we get one hundred and twenty. Oh yeah,
somebody can be very dead. Abnexlist was not a bad card, very
very good. Is Creature rob Nixlus better than planes Walker up next list?
I think that he might be. Man. I love Creature of Nixlist.
I think I've just won so many games with that. In my lands decks,
it's really good. They're like, you said, this is a lands
deck. I'm like, I lied, Yeah, well you played lands.
I suppose any deck is a lands deck. If you wanted to. Yeah,
now we got a couple more win cons. Okay, as if like
Apocalypse Demon, I think that that just didn't get categorized with the finisher category.
Yeah, yeah, so I kind of missed that. But Apocalypse Demon
is a star star equal to cards and graveyard Yep. We got a Lord
of Stink Yep, he must ex dinction. Yeah, he must have patroned
us three times. Lord of a Stink is a five drop star star power
and toughness equal to the number of cards in all graveyard. Yeah, this
guy's gonna be like how big is this guy? Usually like a thirty thirty?
Yeah, like in not our deck, Yeah, not a graveyard deck,
it's in our deck. Or is this guy one hundred hundred? Yes,
he's an enough enough Yeah, yeah, this is good. Sometimes enough
is enough. And we also have a crater Hoof Bohemoth that goes back to
the creature token making strategy. Keeping in mind that our commander also makes zombie
tokens. I feel like we haven't really harped on that enough. Like he
is a field of the dead, so you do make a zombie token when
your lands come into play with him? Yes, sir, and we do
have Field of the Dead, and we could lean into like manlands that Usually
we would want manlans that don't eat to be tapped, but in this case
we're playing a three color deck, we might not care about that if we're
not trying to go like land speed record. Creater Hoof is really good in
lands decks that care about like Avenger of Zendacarring. Or if if for whatever
reason, like you can dump a bunch of manna into your man lands just
to make your creature tokens bigger because Creator Hoof's going to count your lands now
too, Or you could play the one that makes all your forests into fricking
guys. Yeah, that's really good. Or what's the one that you play
that makes all lands into two two's natural natural order, No, Nature's revolt,
Nature's lower, Nature's revolt. I think that's what it is. Maybe
makes all lands into two twos. And if we're doing that, we could
just do freakin' the worm massacre worm. Yeah, man, we can kill
all creatures in all lands. Good. Oh man. This deck could go
any which way. But there's one card we have not talked about thus far,
and it's my favorite card of the deck, Oh, which one is
it? It's in the mill section. Okay, It's called morale shift,
so instant, probably an instant win with Sir Conrad in that it says black
black five sorcery. Exchange your graveyard and library. Then shuffle your library because
you would know the order of it because it used to be your graveyard.
Yes, so essentially, if you've got like a Sir Conrad, maybe it's
turned four or five or maybe turn six because you need seven manuter to do
this, right, got your Sir Conrad, You got like fuck three cards
in your graveyard? Yep, you go morality shift. Now I have ninety
cards in my graveyard. How many of them are creatures? Enough? And
you just count how many creatures entered your graveyard from your library yep, and
Sir Conrad's gonna see them all yep, and probably like do twenty or thirty
or forty. However, however, you build your deck, and what's really
cool about this is you can actually stack this and do it again. If
you played the aforementioned yog moths will yep, you can go yog moths will
cast morality shift from my graveyard. Yep. Put them back, put them
all back into my library. That means they left the graveyard. Oh no,
wait no, I got better better, better better better, oh yeah
better, Oh my goodness, Morality Shift, who's thirty or twenty or whatever
playing the lands deck? H but Juca blog myself. That's man, that's
ballsy. And you know what the best part of that is is like,
okay, instant speed, I'm gonna get rid of your sir Conrad. So
that can't happen like like before Morality Shift right does its thing or whatever and
or or I'm trying how would the timing work because we've got crop rotation esque
things and Elvish reclaimer X esque things where we get instant speed put a land
onto the battlefield, right if we had cave the new one from Muddy Hole,
yeah, sack, to find any land, you could just put a
land onto the battlefield and fricking at instant speed. In response to somebody killing
your sir Conrad, you kill him anyways? Yeah? Oh fuck, that's
so good. This deck, this deck could be very very good as built
is clearly a work in progress. But as we do we highlighted like six
different carninals I know, and that's just in this deck that's still a work
in progress. It doesn't even have an a kronic ohos in it. It
has pill a pallet, but a kronak ooz. Yeah. Right, so
like there's lots of room for this deck to grow. And we didn't even
really talk about the fact that, like it's every time you drop conj we're
actually drawing two cards. And yes, it bends over to graveyard hate and
that's what keeps dredge in check. You just graveyard harder. Yeah, and
you just go hard. There's one hundred cards, it's a sixty. You
just graveyard harder, graveyard er. Yo. I want that tattooed on my
face. Just just do that. Just do it more. Yes, no
fear, just edge until you cannot dredge anymore because the game is over,
because everybody's dead or you're dead. That's how you play dredge. You've heard
it from an expert. He's on the internet. What it just kind of
occurred to me a little. There's an enchantment. You're white white two white
too. Okay, Okay, we're gonna play the guessing game with Branda.
I know this is a card. Oh sorry, there's also a titanium in
here. As well. She's when when one of your lands dies you get
a five to five. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.
That's five five three sure whatever, cut it. Play a fricking Gravecarler,
So wait, wait to wait to reveal every card you drop. If it's
a creature, put it in your graveyard, then draw card. If a
creature would go to your graveyard from play, put it back in your hand.
Would that be good in here? If a creature? I don't understand
the card. I know the card you're talking about, but I don't know.
If you're watching YouTube, Joe will have it up on the screen for
you. But I wonder if that would be good in here. I don't
know if you give him enough to freaking find that. I told him the
whole card. It's an enchantment for White White two, and I even I
said, probably verbade him what it does. I got mine in time spiral
is where I got mine from, oh, because it was time shifted.
And the artist is Harold McNeil, and he's a dick. I think he
kind of got canceled. Good. If he's a dick, you cancel him.
Fuck that guy. But I'm sure that card is good and you could
play like a like a butt pet in here, so you could like sack
it for the pack and then just keep playing it and playing it and playing
it and playing it on x infinite ETBs and infinite ETBs. That'd be so
good. And you could gravestorm them. Yeah. I don't remember what that
card is either, but it's the one card with gravestorm and you could play
that. It's you. You copy it for each card that's hit your graveyard
this year. It's permanent that you've been to this turn, and then you
search your opponents library for a card and move from the game. We'd do
it like five hundred times to just eliminate everybody's game. This is a what
what was the what? What are we plan here? Uh? What are
we planning? Yeah? Well we had it and then we lost. Not
Salti, not Sualtai, not Teamer, not mar O. People are yelling
at the screen because we're brain farting. Oh no, it's an ABS and
Mill deck did it? Now you're speaking my line. We did it,
now you're speaking got there for sure? We did? Man, We're so
good. Okay, let's move on to some strengths and weakness, strengths,
and remember we are analyzing the strengths and weaknesses of this deck as it is.
Yes, so I during renewal, is the car you're hand revealed?
You know that I'm dredging and you know that I'm gonna have removal because I'm
playing SULTI. Yeah, no, no, as as and we got it.
We're good, We're good, we got it all. Yes, if
you would draw card revealed the top card of your library instead, if it's
creechy card, put it into your graveyard. Yes, Otherwise draw the card.
Okay. Whenever a creatures put into your grav from the battlefeld, return
it to your hand. So you just get the creature back. You dredge
it what. I have no idea how this works anymore. I was I
was thinking a grave crawler again. Let's move on strengths and weakness. Strengths
and weakness as is. You know that we like to feature on CEO when
new sets come out to new hotness, right, because this guy's got so
many build paths and so many ways to build and break and bend and play
other combos in your deck, and just all the stuff he's dredged. He's
lands he's cobs and he's everything you could just do a kind of an agro
kind of abs and strategy, and he's an abs in deck that isn't just
focused on plus one plus one counters, which is amazing yah, because that's
typically what Absen has been in the past. Sort of gives me Moldrotha vibes
y, sort of gives me with the zero one plant, sort of gives
me like avenger of zendacar vibes. If you ever wanted, like it's landfall,
get a land instead of TV, get all these plants or whatever.
Yeah, landful, get a plant, I mean right, So it kind
of gives me a venger of Zenda caar vibes. It does all of those
things. So it's got all these multiple build paths. It's in great colors,
the best colors for let's count it, removal, tutors, fixing ramp.
It's got all that and being sad because there's white. Oh yeah,
but but white's got good removal. You can all. But but it also
has maximum sadness if you ever just want to feel sad white, right,
and some people are into that, man, Sometimes you just got to wallow
in it a little bit until you're ready to rise from your grade. Put
on some dashboard confessional and just cry with your like wiping tears away with your
magic card. Yeah, you're gonna play Thursday and just yeah, you sound
like you've done that before. I have. It's because you play all foils.
They don't. You just touched the card surface with tears. It won't
actually warp or anything like, it's not warped already, right, So sometimes
if you do it just right, they'll flatten. I suppose. Yeah,
the right humidity, the mixture of facial grease and human tears actually flatten spoils
out. That's my secret. Yeah, send them in if you know a
better next strength. It says Dredge on it. Yeah, it says dredge.
And nor only does it say Dredge on it, it puts the word
Dredge on other cards in your deck that you're already probably playing close to forty
of weakness. For the experienced players out there, it says dredge and you're
gonna get pounded. Yes, as soon as you start playing Dredge, you'll
you'll immediately get toasted. Yeah, you know what, it doesn't have the
same connotation because I don't think that Dredge has that kind of resounding negative effect
when you sit down against it then, or that like something that every player
is more familiar with, like I'm playing Slivers or this is my fascas oracle
demonic consultation in casual deck, right, like those have a certain connotation,
and wild Dredge has it too, probably only to the experienced players, Like
we both keyed onto this card, says Dredge on it, and it gives
like forty cards my deck, Dredge, like this is the most powerful,
right, and you immediately agreed with me. Yeah, right, So be
prepared. I guess if you're gonna play this and you're gonna want to do
dirty things, expect people if you're if you're gonna do shitty stuff, get
ready for the toilet paper. Yeah, get ready to get shitty. Yeah
that's what this deck could be named. Yes, let's get shitty. Next
weakness and this is a tough one for like a lot of casual players who
don't play like in proxy groups or like us play at the LGS so much
where you're not allowed to proxy and because money, if you want to start
to tune this up and bring it towards the upper echelon of casual power or
NICEYDH. And you want to do the tutors and the fast man and stuff,
you're gonna have to pay some pretty pennies. It asks you for the
most expensive things. And since we are playing dredge, which doesn't give a
fuck if you have cards in your hand or not, now you're even more
encouraged to play the Lion's Eye Diamond Because Mox Diamond puts a land into your
bins that you can dredge it. You're even more encouraged to play the Mox
Diamond. Right, there's like all those cards. Not only are they kind
of CDH staple ish, not only are they really good, they're specifically good
in this deck. So unless you have a lot of excitement that you don't
want anymore to play, the top end of this deck could possibly make you
less excited than you are now. Yeah, and we mentioned it a couple
times. We said things like jeweled Lotus, We said things like yog moths
will, we said things like even for Exi and Altar. While that isn't
kind of on the same echelon as some of those manner rocks in terms of
costs, so fucking lotus pedals a bunch of money now too, man Like
Field of the Dead's a few bucks. Field of the Dead is one of
the most expensive cards in this deck that you're gonna want a lot of fetch
lands which are going which are down now thanks to Madi Ho Ho Ho fetch
lines in this deck. Yeah good, we said that right off the top.
But lots of those cards are This deck is basically fully constructed of cards
that are at and above two box except for your basics, and that's just
the reanimate and all those spells. They're all a few dollars. And so
this deck would is not budget friendly at all. So okay, let's move
into the budget as we sit, because remember we're talking about Ben's deck today,
this deck with some cuts and suggestions and kind of just like jerking it
off a bit. Most expensive cards in the deck. I've got two of
the most expensive Okay, you tell me if we need them. If we're
gonna like doctor this deck up. Okay, we're gonna give the old d
okay in Dota Triome in Doatha Triome is twenty three dollars. Wow, And
I think if we cut the data triome. Sure it says cycling on it,
which we could build into a combo, especially with that fluctuator. Right,
that's right, we could, And we're playing lots of other cycling lands
too. Oh yeah, we want those cycling lands in the graveyard because then
we can immediately frickin dredge them again, don't even they dredge themselves. Yes,
that's what I mean. That's if you pay green and discarage your hidden
fis thicket. It's in your bin and it's had the card on the stack.
You're replacing it with dredge. So you pay green, discarge your land
draw to put dredge, to put it back in your hand as many times
as you have green. If we've got the ones from Erza block that cycle
for two colorless, and we have the fluctuator in play, it allows us
to mill our entire library all at once, for free, for free.
We don't even need the morality shift, right, that's good with All you
need is a ten cent frickin cycling land and a whenever the hell it is
fluctuator I don't even know, right, like dang. So we cannot do
that within the off the triump because it cycles for three yes and so,
and you could probably cut it because in a deck like this again, once
you get any land into your bin, just you're gonna get the lands you
want, and if the one you need to play a card in your hand
happens to be in your bin, dredge it Back's back. That's one of
the I think that was like the thing that they when they first thought of
dredge. I feel like that was kind of the get it get it back,
yeah, like Okay, I'm gonna sacrifice what I could get for the
thing that I really need now. Yeah, I think that was the thought
process. Like imagine playing like imagine playing Ravnica City of Guilds Limited and you're
like, oh, I could draw a card, right, or I could
get my one two flyer stink weedim back. Yeah, and then I have
a blocker for like their Sphinx, like a spurious Sphinx or whatever from Ravnica.
Right now, I have a blocker, but I milled myself five Oh
oh, my forty card deck has only got twenty cards left. Yeah,
just kidding, I'm gonna do it fucking eighty sixty yeah, right, and
kill you exactly. And then time spiral came out, it was like haha,
whoops. Yeah. Yeah, So as we sit today, three hundred
and seventy six dollars for this deck, that's not not too bad. In
doth A Triome twenty three bucks, you can probably cut it and really we
can get like a Fetchland for like fifteen bucks right now. Yeah, so
that's pretty good. And I think a Fetchland is better than a tryline even
with cycling in this deck today. Absolutely. Yeah. Second one here,
if we're trying to move a little bit away from the token creation and go
like Ben's already got the Pillopala, He's already got some of the stuff that
combos. Yeah, take that creator, hoof out, Save yourself thirty five
bucks. Yep, this deck's almost just like three hundred bucks. It's pretty
good. That's pretty good. And considering a lot of these things, and
here are staples that you're gonna have like Lightning, Grease, Malacar, rebirth,
scoots Warm. Yeah, they're all a couple bucks, but these are
things that you're gonna have in other decks, like Sir Conrad. That's like
the og Aristocrat. If you're ever gonna invest in a card one of the
keys to doing it. If you're gonna spend, if you have a budget,
if you're gonna invest in a card, make it be one that if
the deck you're buying it for, maybe you don't end up liking it as
much as you thought. Make it one that you can play somewhere else.
Paths or the Sir Conrad. You're gonna use those everywhere. Yep. So
here's a good place to do that kind of stuff. Yeah, great place
to buy them for a discount. Oh mean Fusion Gaming online dot com using
special promo code ceo saved to say five percent off and let them know that
you watch Commander Cookout and you love the show, Yes, sir, And
if it's your first time, you're spending over one hundred bucks. Look at
promo code on the screen right now, CEOs. It's like we set that
up and we didn't like that. Really is a coincidence? Well, I
can see the screen in front of us that shows me the screen behind me.
Nuts, man, you'd let them in on the man, Hey,
I like flashing the curtain, you know. I like to pull back Uncle
Brando's curtain and see what's flopping around. To be careful, man, put
somebody's eye out with that thing. Yeah, or club, somebody's freaking knock
somebody's whole brain out of their heads tooth out. I don't know why I
went to my mouth with your club. This is not okay. So that's
the deck. The point is, this deck is totally dope, and I
think that there's lots to build and see and do, and I think just
the possibilities are just so high. And I think that using one of my
top like one or two or three mechanics all time in magic, I think
is why I'm so excited about it. And I'm really excited to see where
where with my version of this deck ends up looking like after seeing bends and
kind of theory crafting, how degenerate I could do it? Like? How
am I gonna find that middle ground so I can actually play at DH?
Are you building this absolutely and you're gonna go full hamlie swinging curtains? Well,
I mean, I don't. I don't mean to flex, but I
already own Mox diamonds and Lions Eye diamonds because I played Dredge. Yes,
sir, So if you don't think that this is gonna turn into just leg
and edih you're fooling yourself. You stick up bizarre bagdads. Oh man,
cool, cool. I don't fricking awesome of a flex. Would it be
in your necro Bloom deck to just go turn one Bizarre? And I can't
even play magas at the Bizarre because it's blue. Frick what a bunch of
shit. Never mind not building this anymore. Yeah, it's bullshit decks,
garbage. You know what. I like this deck. I'm happy that you
keyed onto it as one of the most powerful in in Maudi Ho Ho ho
as well. I was excited to talk about it. It plays some of
my favorite cards in Morality Shift, which I've won mini a game with.
And I was playing against Joey Schultz from dh Redcast one time. We're in
Seattle, that guy and yeah, and I had a few beers. So
he's playing his Sir Conrad deck, like famously his Sir Conrade deck. He
didn't, but this is what I do. I like this. I go,
I go, I'm gonna try and win. He goes, ohh,
I go morality Shift. He goes, I wouldn't do that because he had
air Conrad. He had a circon Yeah. Yeah, his face whenever another
creature dies or a creature is put into a graveyard from anywhere, I learned
the hard way, but that counts my guys. Yeah, so he uh
he let me take the back sies. We had a good game and everybody
was all the happier for it. So I like the deck, I like
the Commander, I like the cards that it plays. I had a good
story with a couple of the cards. Fusion Gaming Online dot Com your source
for all of your dredge needs. Yes, absolutely. If you want to
find things you're gonna throw in the garbage, you could probably get them in
packs that you bought from Fusion And by the garbage, you mean the graveyard,
and then you dredge them back. Probably that might be what I meant,
Yes, sir, Okay, I'm gonna do a couple of big thank
you. Thank you to all the Patreon supporters. We appreciate you. Wish
if you want to get into our discord and get your awesome nickname, get
invited to the CCO experience. That's how you do it. Big thanks to
sink Guy and Zoidberg, Jesus and whoever else is helping to plan Vegas.
I know that those two guys have spearheaded it and have talked to me about
like sending some some prizes. We got some sleeves and we got like some
CCO merchant stuff that you can go and go to the cc experience see all
the all the dude bros and all the nation. There's gonna be a ton
of fun. They're good dudes, yea. And the ladies in the nation
too, because there's actually a lot of wives and a lot of girlfriends,
and and all of the ladies in the nation come out to the experiences as
well. Yeah. Man, that's a good Yeah, it's for everybody,
right. The nation's so good, I'll say big thanks to pile of bones
brewing cold, helping us out and keeping us not sober, not thirsty.
Yeah, there it is because we lick the moisture off the cans. Yes,
those are some sweaty ass cans. Yes, sir. And a final
thought of the day from Uncle Brandon, what do you go? I feel
like we got it all. I love the deck. I liked it.
We got a chance to talk about it here today. I'm really looking forward
to seeing what mine turns out to be and when Ben gets his done them
and to see how this conglomeration ends up working. We can play them against
each other, we can all touch. Yeah. Yeah, and this thing
does look a little bit phallic and with some and goatsy ish. You can
google that. I'm sure no nothing bad will happen. I have never googled
anything that we say, don't google with poor results. Excellent. Thank you
for what you It's excellent. You always find the thing that you either expect
or want to find, and that's a commander cookout promise. Yes, probably
seal of approval. Yes, it's fine. The point is this deck is
gonna be great. Keep them coming in. Send us your spicy decks.
We're kind of looking at kind of If you want to get a little sweaty
with Madi, ho ho to send him in. Remember three, remember to
tag me on the discord or in the email so I know that it's from
you. And we look at all the deck lists. I go through every
single one of them that comes in. We'll pick them up, we'll do
them on the show, and no kidding, right, Okay, So Brando
sends me a deck head of podcast procurement for CCO Enterprises. He says,
we're gonna do this deck I say, oh, do you see the other
ones? He goes no, there is no other ones. And I'm like
Brando, there's like six more. Yep, didn't tag me, they didn't
tag them. Yep, you guys ta tag me better. Yep. Just
just do it. Just do it, and then you'll get your deck featured.
It's gonna be good. The point is you can have your deck featured
on the next episode of Commander Cookout podcast. Theme st