WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:10.199 Its season four. Welcome to Bottle Death Bitches, your favorite sex podcast hosted 2 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:14.560 by a horny married couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man Adam. 3 00:00:14.759 --> 00:00:23.839 Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it. Well. 4 00:00:23.879 --> 00:00:27.960 First of all, welcome back to another Welcome back to another episode of Bottle 5 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:34.159 the Bitches Anniversary Edition edition. We did it guys, another year, another 6 00:00:34.240 --> 00:00:37.920 year in the books for Adam and Rihanna. Yeah. When we say anniversary, 7 00:00:38.079 --> 00:00:41.359 we mean I'm not talking about the podcast. Oh yes, it like 8 00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:45.200 it means in love, in love and our life. Yes, for you 9 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:48.880 and me, for love and life and for you me and Dubree. And 10 00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:51.799 if you want to know more about our love story, like, I don't 11 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:56.799 see a point in. Let's see a pointing. We're going into the full 12 00:00:56.840 --> 00:01:00.280 love story. We did that last year. So if you're curious about how 13 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:04.079 we met, in the progression of our relationship and all those cute little tidbits 14 00:01:04.879 --> 00:01:11.000 there is. There are two or three episodes A Bitch's Love Story, Parts 15 00:01:11.040 --> 00:01:14.640 one and two, and there might be a third. I don't remember. 16 00:01:14.680 --> 00:01:17.560 There's just two. I think there's just two. Okay, Um, but 17 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:19.840 yeah, you can go and listen to those then to learn about how we 18 00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:23.239 met in the progression of our relationship. But um, for those of you 19 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:29.799 who already listened to those things, UM, this is premiering a few days 20 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:34.280 after our anniversary, correct, but before our anniversary celebration, So we'll have 21 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:38.319 another episode telling you about how that work, how that goes, and our 22 00:01:38.400 --> 00:01:42.480 sex escapades allegedly that we'll be having for our anniversary. Yeah. So our 23 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:48.560 anniversary was June eight, yes, and then um, yeah, this when 24 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:53.280 you're listening to well, when this releases on Monday, that weekend is when 25 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:57.840 we're actually celebrating that kind of weekend. Correct. Yeah, we're celebrating the 26 00:01:57.879 --> 00:02:02.200 weekend of the seventeenth, sixteen seventeen something like that because we're busy this this 27 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:08.120 coming weekend. So yeah, we're celebrating. Um, just for a clarification, 28 00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:12.759 we got married on our first date anniversary. Yes, Um, I 29 00:02:12.840 --> 00:02:17.400 wanted one anniversary and Adam he gave it to me. So eight years together, 30 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:23.479 four years married. Um, so that's the anniversary that we're celebrating this 31 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:34.879 year. How you feel, Um, I don't know. It sounds like 32 00:02:34.960 --> 00:02:38.599 it's it's it's exciting, but also it almost just like flies by, Yeah, 33 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:43.120 in a weird way. I don't know how to explain it where I'm 34 00:02:43.159 --> 00:02:50.280 like, my, yeah, eight years, where it's kind of like crazy 35 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:52.159 that it's been eight years. I don't know, I don't know how to 36 00:02:52.159 --> 00:02:53.439 explain it. Like it's it is exciting, don't get me wrong, but 37 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:57.080 it is like a weird it is. No, no, no, no, 38 00:02:57.280 --> 00:03:00.680 it's just it's just it's almost I don't know, it's like like hard 39 00:03:00.719 --> 00:03:06.479 to believe to a certain extent. Yeah, and not to dive into your 40 00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:09.639 whole mental health or anything or the way you are, but I am going 41 00:03:09.639 --> 00:03:13.120 to go into it a little bit. I think you struggle with living in 42 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:17.159 the moment. Yeah. I think that you are always thinking about what you 43 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:22.800 should have by now or where you want to be in two or three years, 44 00:03:22.919 --> 00:03:29.879 Pokemon go to the pole. I think that you're constantly in your head, 45 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:36.039 that you that you can't process time. Yeah, very well, I 46 00:03:36.120 --> 00:03:38.800 get that something I really want you to work on because I do think it 47 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:45.479 prevents you from being happy. Yeah. But yeah, no, it's it's 48 00:03:45.520 --> 00:03:46.879 been a journey. Yeah, So I really want you to save her the 49 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:53.319 flavor of these moments in these years because although you may feel like I don't 50 00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:55.919 have enough money by this age, or I don't have I wish my career 51 00:03:57.039 --> 00:03:59.719 was in a certain point in place. I'm like, well, by the 52 00:03:59.759 --> 00:04:02.240 time you get that, you're not even be able to appreciate that, because 53 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:08.120 you're just too busy thinking about how big of a disappointment you are to yourself. 54 00:04:10.120 --> 00:04:15.759 Because whether we struggle this year emotionally or financially or what have you, 55 00:04:15.199 --> 00:04:20.680 it still leaps and bounds above where we started. And I think, especially 56 00:04:20.680 --> 00:04:24.600 in our relationship, there's been so much growth and how we are as people. 57 00:04:27.519 --> 00:04:29.959 I'm really proud of you, and I just wish you could see how 58 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:34.240 proud of you I am. Thank you. It makes me so emotional because 59 00:04:34.279 --> 00:04:39.240 I don't think you see it, because I just watch you beat yourself up 60 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:45.600 every single day about things that don't really matter. When we die, it's 61 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:47.519 not going to matter how much it's in your bank account. What matters to 62 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:53.839 me is making every day fun and laughing with you and loving you, and 63 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:57.000 whether we get to go do something or sit on the couch together, like, 64 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:59.360 I just want to love you every day, so I'm not thinking about 65 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:00.639 all these other things. So I wish you could do that a little bit 66 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:05.639 more, because if you think about it, you did that a little bit 67 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:09.399 more in the beginning because you were young and you're like, I don't have 68 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:11.959 anything. Who cares? So I still want you to be like, it 69 00:05:11.959 --> 00:05:14.439 doesn't matter if what we have, who cares? We have each other and 70 00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:18.959 we're gonna do great. Yeah. So yeah, I'm just very proud of 71 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:23.519 you. You're such a hard worker. And I just wish she lived in 72 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:27.519 the moment a little bit more, a lottle bit more, because you're just 73 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:33.279 gonna be a miserable old man either way. Just at least it could be 74 00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:38.720 a fun miserable old man. Yeah, but we thought it would be fun. 75 00:05:38.759 --> 00:05:45.600 I made you shout out to twenty year old Rihanna who made a one 76 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:48.600 year anniversary jar. And I'm surprised we didn't go over this last year. 77 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:51.959 I don't think we thought about it or or I don't know why. I 78 00:05:51.959 --> 00:05:55.079 think we just were like, oh, nobody knows how we met, will 79 00:05:55.120 --> 00:05:59.360 do that. Yeah, but for our one year anniversary, so that would 80 00:05:59.399 --> 00:06:02.759 have been June a, twenty sixteen, I gave you a present, which 81 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:09.120 was a Mason jar filled with a year's worth of memories correct, And I 82 00:06:09.199 --> 00:06:11.560 kind of wish I did that every year. I know that would have been 83 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:14.879 a fun thing to like for us to keep keep going with. Well, 84 00:06:14.959 --> 00:06:17.000 eight years, we can start doing that. Yeah, now if you want 85 00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:20.120 Yeah, who want it? We were we were with a friend recently and 86 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:26.360 they said that year four of marriage, you know, it's your four of 87 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:29.120 marriage? Paper is paper? Oh shit? Is it really? I think 88 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:30.839 that's what she said if I remember. Correct. Oh, you were drunk. 89 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:33.759 So I don't know if you remember this conversation. I don't. Who 90 00:06:33.800 --> 00:06:38.399 are we with? We were with I'm drunk all the time, baby, 91 00:06:38.399 --> 00:06:41.399 you gotta be more specific. It was when I picked you guys up at 92 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:45.319 deep Eddy. Oh okay, so recently yeah, the latest drunkie correct. 93 00:06:45.399 --> 00:06:47.480 Yes, Oh that's so fun. Oh yeah, because she has an anniversary 94 00:06:47.480 --> 00:06:50.199 a week after our correct, so we're on the same path. Yeah, 95 00:06:50.600 --> 00:06:55.319 okay, Well I think we should do that. So does that mean that 96 00:06:55.399 --> 00:06:59.439 we, like, is this year do we sit down and make a bunch 97 00:06:59.480 --> 00:07:01.639 of memories for this past year, for technically year seven. That's kind of 98 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:05.759 what I'm thinking, because otherwise we beat Yeah, unless we want to like 99 00:07:05.800 --> 00:07:10.920 try to go through the memories of what the past no, I just didn't 100 00:07:10.959 --> 00:07:13.839 mean like no, I mean I'm more mean, like, so, do 101 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:19.279 we catalog this past year and pickle that like for like this weekend, for 102 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:27.759 example, for our anniversary, or do we start cataloging to be pickled for 103 00:07:28.199 --> 00:07:30.920 the end? So like it, what the pickle is is year eight because 104 00:07:30.959 --> 00:07:33.680 technically we're still in year seven. We're about to be in year eight, 105 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:40.240 got it? I think I think we do we pickle for eight, pickle 106 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:43.839 for nine, pickle for eight, pickled the eighth year, pickle the eighth 107 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:46.279 year. Okay, yeah, so come back next year, guys, and 108 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:48.800 we'll read the jar correct, Okay, that's why it's freshy yeah, yeah, 109 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:51.600 yeah. And plus we've had a lot happen this past year that like, 110 00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:54.600 I think we've a lot of good moments, so it's going to be 111 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:57.160 a lot of brutal moments. It was a rough year. It's been a 112 00:07:57.240 --> 00:08:00.800 last rough couple of years, but not for us, but just like just 113 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:03.279 life. Yeah, yeah, I think do you do you think you can 114 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:07.480 try and commit to living more in the moment this next year relationship. I'm 115 00:08:07.519 --> 00:08:11.839 definitely gonna try, you know, I'm I'm hoping there's a big change in 116 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:18.560 my life as of today that I'm hoping well maybe you know, um, 117 00:08:20.759 --> 00:08:26.399 there's this like kind of analogy of those struggling artists where the idea being like 118 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:31.399 when you have nothing, you know, I hear about this a lot with 119 00:08:31.440 --> 00:08:35.200 like comedians who you know, they're like, why didn't have any money? 120 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:41.519 Like it made me hungrier and push harder to have that success because like I 121 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:43.720 had to get that success because I have no money. Um, And I 122 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:46.720 was thinking about this recently. I think that's that's very different. That's a 123 00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:52.200 little easier when you're by yourself, right when you're single all that, Like 124 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:54.879 you know, having a wife makes that a little more complicated. And I 125 00:08:54.919 --> 00:08:56.840 think for me, what about it makes it more complicated? Well, that 126 00:08:56.919 --> 00:09:03.080 there's another person relying on you. Um, Like it's easy. It's easy 127 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:07.279 for like one person to be like I'll be struggling, I'll be starving all 128 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:11.639 that. But like when you introduce like now you have a partner in life, 129 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:15.480 like you know, there's there's two people involved there. But I think, 130 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:20.759 like what I think I've come to realize is I think like my struggles 131 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:24.879 overwhelmed me, or my stress is about that kind of thing overwhelmed me. 132 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:31.279 So much that like my quote unquote artistry, like like it almost just like 133 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:37.360 squeezes that down, you know what I mean, where I can't like have 134 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:46.399 that artistic outlet because it's just being like overcome with anxiety about other things. 135 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:52.080 So I'm hoping that this change helps with that quite a bit. Yeah, 136 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:54.000 and like with that, you know, like that's still I need to be 137 00:09:54.039 --> 00:09:58.320 more in the moment, but at least a step forward to help alleviate that 138 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:03.440 a little bit, I hope. So yeah, and just learning how to 139 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:05.799 exert your energy. Yeah, because I also don't want this new opportunity to 140 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:09.039 mean you're gonna get home every day not want to talk to me and be 141 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:13.960 miserable or not want to go anywhere or work on studio things. Um, 142 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:20.000 because I think that it's a every job is going to be tiresome, but 143 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:24.639 like we can't we just can't live to work, correct. Um. Okay, 144 00:10:24.919 --> 00:10:30.639 So with that being said, tangent and break down aside, we're gonna 145 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:33.919 open up these jar, this jar, and something we need to do until 146 00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:35.720 do this time is when we pull you out when you to like shuffle them 147 00:10:35.759 --> 00:10:39.840 because you unraveled them and then like stacked them together. So they're like, 148 00:10:41.879 --> 00:10:46.480 um, so here, give me the jar. So one whole year. 149 00:10:46.720 --> 00:10:50.480 And it's funny because the paper that I used for this, I still have 150 00:10:50.559 --> 00:10:52.519 it. Oh do you really? Yeah? Yeah, so we can pickle 151 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:54.799 them the same construction paper because I don't throw things away and I use all 152 00:10:54.799 --> 00:10:58.879 of it. So get off of me. That was okay, not me, 153 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:03.559 you too, here, I'll just you're not supposed to stick your hand 154 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:07.279 into things, but I did anyway. Okay, you've a little hand you 155 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:11.600 ready? Yepkay. It says trying to impress me by feeding a stray cat, 156 00:11:11.679 --> 00:11:16.120 and then we had five cats. I'm still paying for that one. 157 00:11:16.799 --> 00:11:20.039 Okay, we've talked about this before. We've we have a thousand cats. 158 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:24.840 Speaking of Adam decided to feed a cat. I had a cat before, 159 00:11:24.919 --> 00:11:28.000 Adam. We've talked about the cat saga. I think, yeah, yeah, 160 00:11:28.039 --> 00:11:28.720 I'll let me know if you want to hear more about the cat. 161 00:11:28.799 --> 00:11:31.679 Yeah, I mean we'll give a brief. Yeah, there was a stray 162 00:11:31.759 --> 00:11:37.240 cat that I started feeding to impress you. I named her Myrtle. We 163 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:43.440 named her Myrtle, and it kind of as our relationship blossomed. My relationship 164 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:46.320 with Myrtle blossoms Um. She ended up kind of like becoming a roommate. 165 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:50.000 Like I would let her in sometimes she would sleep at the apartment over night 166 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:52.159 sometimes and then she'd be like I'm good to go, and I would let 167 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:56.159 her out. I'll never forget being surprised by that, that you're letting her 168 00:11:56.200 --> 00:11:58.559 into your apartment, Like that was a choice he made on your own. 169 00:11:58.639 --> 00:12:00.799 Like I was got there one day and I think she was inside. I 170 00:12:00.840 --> 00:12:03.200 was like, what's Myrtle doing inside? You're like, I don't know if 171 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:05.320 she wanted to come inside, And I was like, oh work, Yeah, 172 00:12:05.320 --> 00:12:07.360 I fell in love. I fell in love with the little girl I 173 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:11.960 missed. I missed that that woman. Um, but she ended up It 174 00:12:11.960 --> 00:12:15.279 turns out she was pregnant. She's finding a place, she was finding a 175 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:18.720 place to lay her behaby. She was taking advantage of us because she gave 176 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:20.759 birth. She didn't tell her she was pant, She didn't tell us she 177 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:24.720 was pregnant. She gave birth. Well, we knew she was pregnant before 178 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:26.159 she eventually, Yeah, I just was like, man, she's fat. 179 00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:30.360 Yeah. Yeah, And I think we found out because we were just like, 180 00:12:30.600 --> 00:12:31.720 this doesn't make sense, but how I thought she is and we just 181 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:35.519 started. We like laid her down and put her hands on her stomach. 182 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:37.000 I felt felt, we felt kicking, Yeah, we felt moving, yeah, 183 00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:39.519 movement in there. Yeah, no it was. It was a mind 184 00:12:39.559 --> 00:12:43.200 blowing thing. Um. We never had a kid, so like, oh 185 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:46.679 my life is in there. Wild. So she eventually gave birth in the 186 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:50.159 apartment and then she fucked off. I we never saw her again. Really, 187 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:54.360 she got out. Yeah, you chased her through the parking lot, 188 00:12:54.399 --> 00:12:56.879 picked her up and lectured her about how she has kittens and she what is 189 00:12:56.879 --> 00:13:01.720 she doing? She's a terrible mother. Yeah, you liked her back into 190 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:05.120 I forced her to stay there for a while because they needed they were like 191 00:13:05.240 --> 00:13:09.039 they couldn't eat at that point there. You still needed to be um nursed, 192 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:13.200 and so once once the nursing face was done, she I don't remember 193 00:13:13.240 --> 00:13:16.600 ever seeing her. She never came back to like eat or anything. She 194 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:20.960 was gone. No, she came back because when you moved in with me, 195 00:13:20.080 --> 00:13:24.639 I felt bad because you were still feeding her. She just didn't care 196 00:13:24.639 --> 00:13:26.480 about the kittens anymore. Okay, because when we moved I was like, 197 00:13:26.960 --> 00:13:30.000 You're like, she's fine, Like I don't see her all you told me, 198 00:13:30.039 --> 00:13:31.440 Like I don't see her all the time. I don't feed her consistently, 199 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:35.440 but we saw her from time to time. Yeah, but she had 200 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:37.039 four kids and then that she's like take care of them, be good at 201 00:13:37.080 --> 00:13:41.600 them by Yeah. Yeah, and that kind of snowballed into while we now 202 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:45.399 have three cats. Yeah, we kept two from the litter. I had 203 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:48.279 one of my own, and then we just continuously had three cats. Yeah. 204 00:13:48.559 --> 00:13:56.240 Yeah, party, party, Okay, your turn right? Um singing 205 00:13:58.000 --> 00:14:03.679 seal when faking up poop. I don't know what said. I mean, 206 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:07.679 let me see. I have no idea. You know used to did you 207 00:14:07.759 --> 00:14:11.840 used to sing Kiss from a Rose? I think we had. I think 208 00:14:11.840 --> 00:14:15.639 we I think I remember vaguely. I think we used to have kind of 209 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:22.679 this running joke, like inside joke between us that I think I would see. 210 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:24.440 I think the joke was whenever either one of us is poop, we 211 00:14:24.440 --> 00:14:31.039 would sing loudly kiss from a Rose to try to disguise the sound of us 212 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:33.679 pooping. That's so funny. But this is such a foreign concept to me. 213 00:14:33.759 --> 00:14:37.480 I have zero im like a vague memory, like this makes sense, 214 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:41.320 like I wrote it down, so obviously this was a thing that I have 215 00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:43.679 zero memory. It's funny because you and I have a lot of inside jokes. 216 00:14:43.879 --> 00:14:46.759 Yeah, but man, when they fade off, we don't touch those 217 00:14:46.759 --> 00:14:50.840 inside jokes like ever again. Yeah, but I think I vaguely remember that 218 00:14:52.320 --> 00:14:56.799 that that's very funny. I don't remember that at all, that's funny. 219 00:14:56.159 --> 00:14:58.759 I'm excited about this. I'm like, I was nervous that I was just 220 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:01.200 gonna keep polling things that are like yeah, I know, yeah, yeah, 221 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:07.440 yeah, Yeah. Let's see all the episodes of Drag Race we've watched 222 00:15:07.639 --> 00:15:09.440 and it hasn't stopped, hasn't stopped? Yeah, sure, No, I 223 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:13.039 mean I think both of us those are for both of our first dat watching 224 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:16.960 drag first times and it became like, you know, up to eight years 225 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:20.120 later we've watched. Yeah, it's a pretty hardcore thing. I would say 226 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:24.799 that's the one show that we've been consistent about. Yeah, that's been on 227 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:28.519 the whole time, to be fair. Yeah, yeah, because Jag Race 228 00:15:28.600 --> 00:15:31.759 is on like season fifteen or something. But Drag's really important to us. 229 00:15:31.840 --> 00:15:33.960 One of our it wasn't we were dating at the time. This isn't our 230 00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:37.720 first date. This happened in May of twenty fifteen that we went out with 231 00:15:37.720 --> 00:15:39.879 a friend and we went to a drag show. Yeah, and we're going 232 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:46.120 to see a drag show for our wedding for anniversary so and now, and 233 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:48.399 we've been too many jag shows. You've seen, Alessa Edwards, Yeah, 234 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:52.000 no dragons A. It's funny because I know, I guess it is, 235 00:15:52.039 --> 00:15:54.279 but I've never thought of it in that context. Drag is such a staple 236 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:58.120 in our life, in our relationship at Bianca del Rio, we got our 237 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:02.559 autograph too, pictures with her. Yeah, and I didn't even really I 238 00:16:02.600 --> 00:16:06.840 think you. I knew about it to a certain extent, but it was 239 00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:10.399 like you kind of opened that up. I had a couple I mean, 240 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.480 I had just started going to drag shows and I met you. Yeah. 241 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:15.200 I think I'd only been to one or two other ones, honestly, and 242 00:16:15.240 --> 00:16:19.279 it's because of my friend Erica. And it's funny. I remember, even 243 00:16:19.320 --> 00:16:23.559 at the time, I remembered would see like DVD like the seasons of like 244 00:16:23.639 --> 00:16:26.120 RuPaul's Drag Race, like the first couple of seasons. I would see the 245 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:30.200 DVDs when I would go to like a movie, yeah, rental place, 246 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:34.039 and it was it was like the stillest It's exact same logo that they used 247 00:16:34.080 --> 00:16:37.240 today her in the pink track suits. They never changed that. And I 248 00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:41.840 knew, I knew like what a drag queen was, and I knew like 249 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:45.159 that was part of it. And I had a vague idea of who RuPaul 250 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:49.360 was, but I never understood what it was. It just yeah, yeah, 251 00:16:49.440 --> 00:16:55.600 yeah, okay, yeah, keeping keeping the marriage alive, keeping straight 252 00:16:55.679 --> 00:17:03.559 couples alive are amazingly random. First date. Yeah, I don't know what 253 00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:07.160 you mean by that, because you just texted me on a whim, gave 254 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:10.680 me only two or three hour notice, which we've talked about a couple of 255 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:12.119 times. Yeah. Yeah, of our first date, you just asked me, 256 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:18.039 and it just wasn't It was just such an unplanned Yeah. Yeah, 257 00:17:18.160 --> 00:17:19.440 you're like, no, this is a date, Like I want to be 258 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:22.519 more than friends with you, this is a date. Yeah. Yeah, 259 00:17:23.519 --> 00:17:29.160 Well I think I texted you, hey I look good. Yeah, that's 260 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:30.680 gone. You're dressed in a suit. I'm sure that was not I know 261 00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:33.359 that's our running joke, but I want to find those texts. It was 262 00:17:33.359 --> 00:17:36.680 probably just like, hey, you busy tonight. I had to get dressed. 263 00:17:36.720 --> 00:17:40.960 You want to get dressed too? Like if I load the paraphrase of 264 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:47.799 it. It all looks confidence with sexy professor sexy student Halloween. Oh my 265 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:53.039 god, yeah, and you had it was like one of my first times 266 00:17:53.039 --> 00:17:57.279 getting drunk. Yeah, we were so fun. A friend of ours was 267 00:17:57.319 --> 00:18:03.160 throwing a Halloween costume party for Halloween at their house, and we went as 268 00:18:03.319 --> 00:18:07.640 professor and sexy student. Yeah. I wore a little skirt that was fun 269 00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:11.559 back my mother's yeah, because she did this exact same costume, my stepdad, 270 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:15.200 like when I was in fifth grade, and she gave me that skirt 271 00:18:15.880 --> 00:18:18.039 and we went to the Good Wine and got you a track suit, got 272 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:22.319 you an at track suit. I was a Russian professor, good sports code, 273 00:18:22.359 --> 00:18:26.599 I mean yeah, and we I just threw out the gray spray paint 274 00:18:26.599 --> 00:18:29.400 that we put in your hair, like, oh, how funny this past 275 00:18:29.480 --> 00:18:30.559 move or something. I was like, that's probably been about ten years, 276 00:18:30.559 --> 00:18:33.680 it's probably dried up, but I just kept it all this time. We 277 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:37.480 never used it again. And I was under age and we were with your 278 00:18:37.519 --> 00:18:40.359 friends and they had alcohol. Under twenty one. Yes, let's make that 279 00:18:40.359 --> 00:18:44.519 clear because sorry, yeah, I was under twenty one. I was twenty 280 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:48.759 and I got I did a bunch of orange vodka shots and I had a 281 00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:53.319 lot of muffins because Gloria made muffins and they were like partly raw, and 282 00:18:53.359 --> 00:18:57.079 I got very, very drunk and I taped my titties together so they looked 283 00:18:57.160 --> 00:19:02.160 huge and you had to untape them while I was drunk. And then I 284 00:19:02.200 --> 00:19:04.119 got like three hours of sleep, and then I had a meeting the next 285 00:19:04.200 --> 00:19:08.799 morning at them all for like a Black Friday meeting, and they said it's 286 00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:11.720 mandatory and if you don't go, you're fired. So I had to, 287 00:19:11.759 --> 00:19:15.119 Like I was definitely still tipsy, had to roll myself out of bed, 288 00:19:15.240 --> 00:19:18.319 was going to throw up when just ship leaves to give myself a couple of 289 00:19:18.359 --> 00:19:22.759 collachies got there own time, and I sat there and I was so dazed, 290 00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:25.799 like I was so messed up, and they're like, Rihanna, so 291 00:19:25.960 --> 00:19:29.720 drunk, and I was just like, well, eat stupid eating, and 292 00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:33.279 they're like, like, it's Halloween and it was daylight saving time, you 293 00:19:33.279 --> 00:19:36.519 got an extra hour of sleep. And I remember my managering saying, no, 294 00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:40.000 she got an extra hour to party, and I was like, damn 295 00:19:40.039 --> 00:19:42.440 straight, yeah fuck then that how stupid of them to have a mandatory meeting 296 00:19:42.480 --> 00:19:47.039 the day the morning after Halloween. Yeah, it was a Sunday and it 297 00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:52.160 was November. It was and it was dumb management. Um. Yeah, 298 00:19:52.200 --> 00:19:55.200 and we had sex on their washing machine. We did have sex on their 299 00:19:55.200 --> 00:19:56.559 washing machine. Did we also have sex in the bathroom? We did? 300 00:19:56.680 --> 00:20:00.599 I think when we were like, let's have sex in every room? Yeah, 301 00:20:00.720 --> 00:20:03.799 I think. I think. Yeah. We didn't even really party. 302 00:20:03.039 --> 00:20:07.200 We drink a lot. I think we're there for like two hours. I 303 00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:08.799 drink a lot. We had a lot of sex, and then like we 304 00:20:08.839 --> 00:20:11.559 didn't like half the people there, Like, we didn't do a lot of 305 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:15.119 socializing. Well, we didn't know a lot of the people there. Yeah, 306 00:20:15.680 --> 00:20:18.839 and the people we did know, for the most part, we liked. 307 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:22.279 Yeah, yeah, there's the one. It was a big party. 308 00:20:22.519 --> 00:20:23.359 Yeah. Yeah, there's just a lot of people we don't know. We 309 00:20:23.359 --> 00:20:37.200 didn't know. Hey, beautiful bitches, have you heard of our Patreon yet? 310 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:40.559 This is a really great exclusive place where you can get two bonus odes 311 00:20:40.599 --> 00:20:44.680 a month, monthly live streams, a private discord to chat with us, 312 00:20:44.720 --> 00:20:48.079 and all kinds of bonuses and extras. You don't want to miss it, 313 00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:51.240 so head over to Patreon, or you can click the link in a description. 314 00:20:51.640 --> 00:20:56.640 You can even head to our website at www dot Crooked Bunnymedia dot com 315 00:20:56.640 --> 00:21:00.359 and click the Bottled Up Bitches icon. Join our Patreon, join the fun 316 00:21:00.519 --> 00:21:14.240 and enjoy all the exclusive benefits to become a very important bitch. There you 317 00:21:14.240 --> 00:21:17.559 go, your churn. That was a good Halloween. Yeah, that was 318 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:22.519 weird al concert, which one the first one? The first one. Yeah. 319 00:21:22.559 --> 00:21:26.680 The what I liked about that concert is that you don't post on Facebook, 320 00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:30.359 but you posted a photo of you and I on Facebook and he said, 321 00:21:30.440 --> 00:21:32.799 like going to see a weird awl with my beautiful girlfriend. And I 322 00:21:32.799 --> 00:21:34.880 think that was the first thing you ever called me your girlfriend. Like you 323 00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:40.480 had called me girlfriend to like to me, but like you hadn't posted or 324 00:21:40.480 --> 00:21:42.880 anything about it. It was on Facebook official until that point. Yeah, 325 00:21:42.960 --> 00:21:48.200 yeah, yeah. It made me feel special. And I didn't eat like 326 00:21:48.319 --> 00:21:52.119 any seafood at that time like I do now. Yeah. I was gonna 327 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:53.960 say, that's the one where you add the is like the seafood place next 328 00:21:53.960 --> 00:21:57.920 to the MHM, next to the next to the haul. Yeah, and 329 00:21:59.119 --> 00:22:02.880 you ate and I didn't because I was like, I'm not hungry, but 330 00:22:02.960 --> 00:22:06.200 no, I was just a really picky eater and like got overwhelmed by the 331 00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:10.359 menu and didn't order anything. I believe that that was the mandatory fun, 332 00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:14.720 wasn't it. Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got 333 00:22:14.759 --> 00:22:18.160 those tickets for you. Thank you. I had a good time. That 334 00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:19.119 was a fun show. It was a great show. Yeah. That's the 335 00:22:19.119 --> 00:22:23.279 one where he like walked through the audience because he starts off with TACKI. 336 00:22:23.440 --> 00:22:26.559 He starts off with the song TACKI, and so he performs it. He 337 00:22:26.599 --> 00:22:30.799 starts it like at the entrance of the venue and walks through the crowd as 338 00:22:30.799 --> 00:22:33.640 he's doing the dance from the music video. Yeah, and he's wearing that 339 00:22:33.759 --> 00:22:41.960 suit. Yeah yeah, Okay. Our intense Christmas with both of our families, 340 00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:48.000 my mom, where am I going to put this? Do you know 341 00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:52.720 what? That is? Our intense Christmas with both of our families. I 342 00:22:52.759 --> 00:22:57.000 think that's when we did a double when we went and did Christmas in the 343 00:22:57.079 --> 00:23:03.000 morning with my parents, okay and my nephew. Yeah, and we were 344 00:23:03.039 --> 00:23:04.720 there for a couple of hours in the morning. We stayed, well, 345 00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:08.880 we stayed the night, did Christmas in the morning, and then had to 346 00:23:08.960 --> 00:23:12.799 leaven do Christmas with your family the same day. And they were probably down 347 00:23:12.839 --> 00:23:15.480 in Houston or yes, you know, down at the Double Tree like they 348 00:23:15.559 --> 00:23:19.119 usually were. Yeah, and we Christmas in their hotel room. I think 349 00:23:19.160 --> 00:23:22.519 this was what I was talking about recently, about how we had a holiday 350 00:23:22.559 --> 00:23:27.599 that we were so overwhelmed and you got into kind of an overwhelmed situation. 351 00:23:27.880 --> 00:23:33.160 Yeah. And we got to your car and we were still we haven't even 352 00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:37.279 left the parking lot, and you were like angry at your parents. Yeah, 353 00:23:37.319 --> 00:23:42.200 and I had to really console you and be like it's okay, because 354 00:23:42.200 --> 00:23:45.680 you were just so you were so mad at them. Yeah. I don't 355 00:23:45.720 --> 00:23:51.279 remember why. Um, there was just a lot of about oh my god, 356 00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:53.960 now I remember. I'm I think it might be combining a couple of 357 00:23:53.960 --> 00:23:57.000 things, you know, our first Christmas together. Okay, that's what this 358 00:23:57.119 --> 00:24:00.960 is, sure, our first Christmas togethers. When I told your parents that 359 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:03.599 they need to stop supporting you if you were going to move in with me. 360 00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:10.839 We moved in together after six months. We moved in together in January, 361 00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:12.799 so we were together in June. We had been together for about almost 362 00:24:12.839 --> 00:24:15.759 six months. We decided we were going to move in together. I told 363 00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:19.680 you I found out that your parents kind of helped you with rent from time 364 00:24:19.680 --> 00:24:25.519 to time. I didn't like that, and I told them that they needed 365 00:24:25.519 --> 00:24:32.119 to stop putting money in your bank account and enabling you. And I got 366 00:24:32.160 --> 00:24:33.160 into it with your mom and she's like, I'm not going to bandon my 367 00:24:33.240 --> 00:24:37.319 child. And I told her, like, you're not abandoning him. He's 368 00:24:37.319 --> 00:24:38.240 not good with money, he's not he's not great saving, and I'm like, 369 00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:41.559 he's not going to be if you keep putting money. And you told 370 00:24:41.599 --> 00:24:45.000 her like, yeah, like there's times where the level in your bank account 371 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:48.400 and there's like fifty dollars. You're like, yeah, that happens, but 372 00:24:48.559 --> 00:24:52.480 usually that means like I'm going to get paid the next day and yeah, 373 00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:56.960 and then your dad wasn't very helpful about it, and yeah, it was 374 00:24:56.000 --> 00:25:00.240 really intense. Yeah, that's what it was. Because then January we moved 375 00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:06.839 in together. Got it. Okay, what's the last sentence? Do you 376 00:25:06.839 --> 00:25:11.160 know what that means? My mom? Where am I gonna put this? 377 00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:19.079 This is her her casino game that my stepdac, Yeah, because he bought 378 00:25:19.079 --> 00:25:23.559 her a slot machine. He bought her a full size yeah, Vegas style 379 00:25:23.720 --> 00:25:26.599 slot machine. Yeah, and she was like, where am I gonna put 380 00:25:26.599 --> 00:25:30.759 this? Yeah, which is a fair question because that thing was she was 381 00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:33.960 so pissed off I don't even think I've seen that thing since I have. 382 00:25:34.279 --> 00:25:37.400 It's there, it's there, It's just it's just buried behind all the other 383 00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:41.319 ship. Her mom's a arder. That's funny. Well we figured it out. 384 00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:47.480 Yeah, good for us. All right, let's see I got a 385 00:25:47.480 --> 00:25:52.960 couple of heir. You built a lot this year. Coffee table, shelving 386 00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:57.480 shelves, barstool, drawing table. Yeah, just me being a handyman. 387 00:25:57.640 --> 00:26:02.319 You've being the IKEA handyman and yeah, yeah, I think most of that, 388 00:26:02.319 --> 00:26:06.000 except for the drawing table, was probably Ikea. Yeah, we had 389 00:26:06.039 --> 00:26:14.880 that bartol, we had it at Westgate. The bar stool, bar stool 390 00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:17.839 I'm thinking of a bar no, no, no, does he being a 391 00:26:17.839 --> 00:26:21.839 handyman. Yeah, it was Keys's bar stool for for years. Yeah, 392 00:26:21.880 --> 00:26:26.119 and the bear and lots of photos I had always vacuumed. The cushion, 393 00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:29.599 Yeah, it has was a white cushion, and I'm gonna say ninety percent 394 00:26:29.640 --> 00:26:33.279 of the time it was black. Yeah, just from all their for You're 395 00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:40.359 really good Alyssa Edwards impersonation. It always goes back to drag, it always 396 00:26:40.359 --> 00:26:47.240 does. Do you have been the first season we have ryin? All right? 397 00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:51.960 Probably I think Jinks. This season was the first season we ever watched 398 00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:56.599 and Jinks was on that season yeah, six, season six, because the 399 00:26:56.640 --> 00:27:03.839 season before that would have been um yeah, the season five season Sharon Needles. 400 00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:08.160 I think first season it wasn't We went back and re watched it once 401 00:27:08.200 --> 00:27:11.440 we figured out who she was. We went back that season four. That's 402 00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:17.200 a season of teeth. Yeah. Yeah, and then I believe it's Jenks 403 00:27:17.400 --> 00:27:22.559 and the natural Jinks. It's beyond okay. Yeah, how funny. Yeah. 404 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:26.519 And Alyssa was on Jinks this season. Yeah, huh. I mixed 405 00:27:26.519 --> 00:27:30.400 them. I combined them all together. I remember these things. You're good 406 00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:33.759 about it. It always goes back to drag, always goes back to drag 407 00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:41.799 chorus. We've actually seen her life. I know that was last year for 408 00:27:41.920 --> 00:27:45.200 the year before. I think it would have even been last year. It 409 00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:48.400 would have been last Ye'm trying to think. It wasn't this year, right, 410 00:27:48.599 --> 00:27:51.160 I had COVID cars, So it was last year, got it? 411 00:27:51.720 --> 00:27:53.480 It was last year. Yeah, it was like June seventeenth or something like 412 00:27:53.480 --> 00:27:56.359 that. So we're about to approach a year. When we saw her show, 413 00:27:56.359 --> 00:27:59.079 which was amazing, I cried. Yeah, Yeah, this is an 414 00:27:59.079 --> 00:28:04.480 interesting one. Um, it says Ruby cricket crossed out Aubrey cricket, crossed 415 00:28:04.519 --> 00:28:10.960 out Alaska cricket. It always goes back to drag to a certain extent. 416 00:28:11.359 --> 00:28:14.960 So that those were the names that we were going to name our kid, 417 00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:18.480 yeah, our daughter. Yeah. Yeah. We liked Ruby cricket because your 418 00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:22.119 grandma Ruby. And then you realize she's a racist, so we said we 419 00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:25.319 can't name her Ruby. I don't think she's a real I think Ruby's a 420 00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:29.839 racist. I mean she's probably she lives in she's ninety something years old and 421 00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:37.240 lives in bum fuck Missouri. Like she's probably not the most progressive dramatic happened? 422 00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:41.559 No, okay, I think we just changed it. I also know 423 00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:44.480 a Ruby and she secks. Maybe that was what it was, um. 424 00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:49.640 And then Aubrey for your grandfather, and then your cousin had a daughter named 425 00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:52.599 Aubrey, so we're like, well, we can't have two Aubrey's. And 426 00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:57.000 then which, by the way, if anyone deserved to name their kid Aubrey, 427 00:28:57.519 --> 00:29:00.519 yeah, because you were the favorite favorite. And then we landed on 428 00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:07.160 Alaska cricket because dragon. Yeah, interest a pretty name for a little girl. 429 00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:11.079 I think Alaska. So funny that I was my grandfather's favorite and the 430 00:29:11.079 --> 00:29:17.519 rest of the family eats me. Maybe maybe those are connected. Yeah, 431 00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:30.599 I just pulled Oh it's you, it's me Rivers having fun. Oh, 432 00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:33.039 I had such intense hint I read it wrote a lot on these little guys. 433 00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:38.640 We never got to clone your dick, but it's the thought that counts. 434 00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:41.759 O. God, I tried so many. I think I buy like 435 00:29:41.799 --> 00:29:45.079 five of those fucking things of the Willies. I tried to do a Clona 436 00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:49.200 Willie for you. Yeah, yeah, you. I wanted you to be 437 00:29:49.240 --> 00:29:53.079 my first sex toy, and it was. It was so fucking hard. 438 00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:56.079 It was so soft, I imagine, Yeah, that was the problem. 439 00:29:57.279 --> 00:30:03.200 You have to like here's the thing. And I think I told you this, 440 00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:08.160 but like I'll be fucking real with you. It's such a process to 441 00:30:08.359 --> 00:30:12.880 like stay hard during the whole process, to keep yourself hard. But I'm 442 00:30:12.920 --> 00:30:18.720 not gonna fucking lie, like because you have to like make the thing to 443 00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:23.920 like stick your dick into it while it's still hard and then leave it in 444 00:30:23.960 --> 00:30:30.519 there for like a little while while maintaining hard. Like that's not fun. 445 00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:34.400 It was so hard. I imagine, like there's an initial and it felt 446 00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:38.039 good. I'm not gonna lie like the little like it was like it was 447 00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:44.400 like a like a little pocket pussy thing, like yeah, well that just 448 00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:47.559 negates what I was gonna say. I was gonna say, imagine there's an 449 00:30:47.559 --> 00:30:49.559 initial shock with your penis that shrivels up a little bit because it's like, 450 00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:52.680 oh, what is that? But you're like, oh it felt good, 451 00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:55.640 No, no, no, it felt good, and like, yeah, 452 00:30:55.640 --> 00:30:57.519 it was tough, like I tried, like watching porn while doing it, 453 00:30:57.599 --> 00:31:00.119 Like I tried all kinds of stuf. And those things were expensive. You 454 00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:04.279 spent a lot of money even for us now making those two you mean two 455 00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:07.240 of them, I think, yeah, because I kept it. You're supposed 456 00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:10.599 to put a vibrator inside of it, and you gave you. Oh that's 457 00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:14.240 true. Yeah, we just kept a little cheap shitty vibrators. Yeah. 458 00:31:14.359 --> 00:31:18.799 Yeah, those things are there. They don't work. Excuse me. I 459 00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:22.680 love the way you love me. I don't know if that's a memory or 460 00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:26.880 if that's just a nice sentiment. I didn't think I was running out. 461 00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:30.160 Well, I appreciate it, and I love you the way you love me. 462 00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:38.759 I don't even know what I mean. Maybe Joe another one Tool concert. 463 00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:42.519 Hey, yeah, let's not think about the fight we got in afterwards 464 00:31:44.119 --> 00:31:47.960 on the way back to the hotel. You were insensitive a shit with me 465 00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:52.880 that night, I gotta say, But that's besides the point. It's a 466 00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:56.480 good show. Yeah, it made me realize I enjoyed Primus. Yeah, 467 00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:59.359 yeah, we saw a Tool and nonetheless it was a great show. Primus 468 00:31:59.359 --> 00:32:01.599 open enough for them, and then Three Teeth whatever the fuck that was three 469 00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:06.039 Tooth three Tooth, which was like a heavy like I was like a death 470 00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:08.119 metal band with a DJ. It was weird. I didn't know we saw 471 00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:10.720 them in the first year. That's wild. Yeah, I don't think I 472 00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:15.359 realized that he was a big fight for us. Yeah, and we continue 473 00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:19.039 that trend we get every time we go to San Antonio. Every time we've 474 00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:22.519 gotten better about it. There were quite a few in a row times we'd 475 00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:24.160 go to San Antonio and getting huge fight. Yeah. I don't know what 476 00:32:24.200 --> 00:32:27.400 that was about. Oh, he pissed me off the end of day. 477 00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:34.759 I'll never forget delicious Bubba Gumps. Then forty minutes to shitter on. We 478 00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:40.039 decided to go to Chema and went this is boring. Yes, yes, 479 00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:44.839 because they're fucking shit to do it. Kid, There wasn't nothing to do. 480 00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:45.440 We were just bored, and I said, well, let's go to 481 00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:47.880 Chema. Everyone goes to the Chema Boardwalk. I used to have so much 482 00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:51.200 fun there when I was a kid. And then we got there and you 483 00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:53.000 were like, I don't ride rides and I was like, oh, okay, 484 00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:57.640 And I don't think I realized that was to do. They knew even 485 00:32:57.720 --> 00:33:00.079 give them credit, they have like they have like a ferre as well, 486 00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:04.480 they have a Faroh they have like they have like four or five rides. 487 00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:07.400 But I think also just like expensive, and yeah, it didn't realize there 488 00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:10.599 wasn't a lot to do. Yeah, like I haven't been a Chey Mustins 489 00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:13.359 as a kid. If you want to go, and I think that's why, 490 00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:15.839 like it seems to be a place you take your young child. Yeah, 491 00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:19.599 and then we're like what do you want to do? And then I 492 00:33:19.640 --> 00:33:21.480 was like, well there's water, and we're like, I'm not getting in 493 00:33:21.480 --> 00:33:24.880 this fucking water. Mexico. Yeah, So we went to schlitter Bond and 494 00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:28.119 yeah, I thought we thought it was close. It's like we're in Keema. 495 00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:30.799 Let's just go to Galveston And it was a yeah, forty minute drive 496 00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:36.000 from Chema to Galveston and went and knowing us we got to Schlitterbond like at 497 00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:37.920 three pm. Probably, Yeah, we have a tendency to do that. 498 00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:40.480 It's been like three hours. We used to do that a lot. We 499 00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:45.240 used to like leave it too randomly. Yeah, Like we wouldn't have a 500 00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:47.079 plan to go to Schlitterbond, but at some point during the day be like, 501 00:33:47.119 --> 00:33:50.960 well, let's just go to schlitter Bonn. We we circ It wasn't 502 00:33:50.960 --> 00:33:53.799 a short drive either, that was like a forty five minute drive. Um, 503 00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:58.160 so it's not terrible. Yeah, sure it is a trek for for 504 00:33:58.160 --> 00:34:01.720 for on a whim going to a water park. And yeah, we always 505 00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:05.240 went like at the end of the day. Yeah, because we wouldn't think 506 00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.079 about it though. It was so fun though, we so circle back, 507 00:34:07.079 --> 00:34:10.800 we thought about getting schlitter Bonn. People don't know where shoulterbon is. It 508 00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:15.320 probably not yea parks. It's a water park. It's a big water but 509 00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:17.440 there's two of them in Texas. Yeah, no, it's it's a big 510 00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:20.679 one. I brought this up to someone recently and they're like, what is 511 00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:22.360 that. I had no idea that Schildter bonn was a Texas thing. Yeah, 512 00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:25.599 it's like a six Flags but about a water park. Yeah, it's 513 00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:29.519 huge, huge, huge, um. Lots of rides, lots of lazy 514 00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:32.679 river nests to do. Um. But we circle back on that and thought 515 00:34:32.679 --> 00:34:38.840 about getting season passes because they pay themselves off into visits. Yeah. Yeah, 516 00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:42.920 I mean like it's just coming full circle that now we're like we're still 517 00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:45.280 eight years later, like should we get different? Yeah, it's the New 518 00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:49.719 Bronville one. Yeah. If you're ever in the Galveston area and New Bronzevilt 519 00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:55.320 in Texas and you like water parks, um long late drives around the city. 520 00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:59.159 I think we talked about this recently on this show that we used to 521 00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:01.679 we used to just kind of get in the car and just drive. Yeah. 522 00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:07.039 We put on a good Yeah, we put on a good playlist. 523 00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:09.119 You would tell me you make requests, you'd really put this song up. 524 00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:12.400 Yeah, this is the first time I ever heard ice Cream Man by Van 525 00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:14.920 Halen. It's such a good song. I love that song. It's a 526 00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:15.480 good song. And then we got to see it live, and then we 527 00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:19.760 got to see him live. I believe we saw them in our first year. 528 00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:23.679 No, yes, hear me out because we saw it in September. 529 00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:30.039 We saw them near my birthday, and because I remember sitting in your lap 530 00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:34.960 in your apartment. We were in your apartment when we looked up the tickets, 531 00:35:35.320 --> 00:35:38.159 So that means it had been the first year. Interesting because, like 532 00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:44.000 I said, we only spent the first six months in your apartment. Yeah, 533 00:35:44.199 --> 00:35:47.039 huh, doesn't seem right. I mean, I believe you'll take your 534 00:35:47.039 --> 00:35:52.639 work fla, but it just doesn't feel like it was that early. I 535 00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:57.599 think it was. I'm sure it's in this in this bucket, all the 536 00:35:57.800 --> 00:36:06.159 many janked up haircuts you've gotten me. Yeah, you got a lot of 537 00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:08.519 bad haircuts. Yeah. Probably I should just go to like a sports clip, 538 00:36:09.360 --> 00:36:12.519 which I don't think they're terrible. Well, you know, you didn't 539 00:36:12.519 --> 00:36:14.519 even go to a sports clips. You always went in the mall. Oh, 540 00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:16.199 I always went to the always went to Visible Changes, Visible Changes, 541 00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:20.159 Yeah, the mall. But you were really shy and you weren't really great 542 00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:22.760 at like showing them a photo. And I was like, Adam, you 543 00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:23.920 have to show them the picture and yeah, and then you're like, can 544 00:36:23.960 --> 00:36:25.920 you just come with me? And now I've got to go to your haircuts. 545 00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:37.400 You whipped creamed my movies. Oh I ripped queamed your movies? You 546 00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:39.639 did, I think so, I guess so, yeah, I guess in 547 00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:43.440 the first year, I ate whip cream off here in the first year, 548 00:36:43.480 --> 00:36:49.519 I put a pie. You tried to put a pet featuring on your pepe, 549 00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:54.400 but you're just so big. How big is he? I don't even 550 00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:58.199 know where that idea came from to do that. We're just young and excited 551 00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:01.280 apsex, So we just were. We put all the foods on each other. 552 00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:06.039 I stuck to your boobies because I didn't want to you to get I've 553 00:37:06.039 --> 00:37:09.320 always been very much like, we're not putting anything near my holes. Yeah. 554 00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:15.599 Bringing keys home, boy, we're still paying for that one too. 555 00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:20.519 Huh. That's the one you always hear screaming is keys. Yeah. That 556 00:37:20.639 --> 00:37:24.199 was in a February twenty sixteen. Do you remember what we said? So 557 00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:27.639 we went to the we went to the shelter. We were looking for a 558 00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:30.519 cat, yeah, because we one of our cats died. One of our 559 00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:35.960 cats died. That would have been Honeybun. And then we had his sister 560 00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:39.400 Bear. This is Myrtles, the two that we had from Myrtle, sister 561 00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:44.920 Bear was still alive, and they were like best friends. They constantly cuddled, 562 00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:52.440 and she seemed very sad. Whether she was actually sad or also dying, 563 00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:54.760 you were also sad. So we went to the pounds and try to 564 00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:59.280 get another a cat to play with her, to play with her. Do 565 00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:04.280 you remember what we said? We said something because we looked at a bunch 566 00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:07.079 of cats, huh, and there's just a lot of cats. So we 567 00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:08.920 kind of were like we did and narrow this shit down. And I remember 568 00:38:08.920 --> 00:38:13.000 saying, I don't want a kitten like one that's like at least a year 569 00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:16.960 old, because I was like sad about that. You know that the older 570 00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:22.039 cats don't get a chance. Sure. Um. And there was a security 571 00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:23.559 officer there. He looked like the bailiff from Judge Judy. He was like 572 00:38:23.559 --> 00:38:25.800 a big black dude. He was just a volunteer. I don't think it 573 00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:29.480 was security, no, I know, but I'm comparing. Okay, okay, 574 00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:30.239 oh, sorry, you're right. I think I did the security. 575 00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:35.239 I'm combining the security bailiff. It's what he looked like. And I said, 576 00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:37.119 I'm looking for a cat like, you know, a year or two 577 00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:40.440 old or something that has a lot of personality. Okay, I said a 578 00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:44.760 lot of personality and he said keys, yeah, and then he just walked 579 00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:47.400 away and we followed him into a room. We went into a room. 580 00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:53.320 We looked around and we saw a cat with the biggest eyes that screamed at 581 00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:57.280 us. He was like fucking zaboomafoo. And I went is that him? 582 00:38:57.320 --> 00:39:00.159 And he went yeah, And he came running up to running. He was 583 00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:06.360 like selling myself today. He had a brother that he left, he might 584 00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:09.039 as well like put his hand on his brother's face, pushed him out of 585 00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:13.119 way and ran up to us. Yeah. No, keys was He's like, 586 00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:15.760 I'm done with this place. I'm getting home. I'm getting a home 587 00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:20.760 today. Yeah. And we were in a room with like probably there's so 588 00:39:20.840 --> 00:39:22.239 many cats in that room was a pretty large room. Yeah, and he 589 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:25.719 did. He ran up to us and like put his whole body on our 590 00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:30.800 feet, like wanted all the pets. Yeah. No, Like he didn't 591 00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:36.880 come off like a psycho at all. He got us good. Um, 592 00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:38.960 And I was like, say less, say less, queen. Yeah, 593 00:39:39.000 --> 00:39:42.960 I think we were in and out of that place, like this is the 594 00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:46.760 one for us. Area is and now we're stuck with his pain in the 595 00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:52.880 ass. Now I love him, he's my best friend. He say something 596 00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:59.239 to the crag keys. Oh, now he's shy. That's the one thing 597 00:39:59.239 --> 00:40:02.119 people say is remember when you had a friend watched him and he said the 598 00:40:02.119 --> 00:40:06.440 little guy at the mustache likes to talk. Yeah, everyone says it, 599 00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:13.360 mm hmm living in your apartment when mine was better, referring you. Keep 600 00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:16.480 everyone keep in mind that Rihanna wrote these. Yes, so, yeah, 601 00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:21.480 you had a ship apartment. Apartment. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't great. 602 00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:24.519 It was gross. You'd a gross apartment. I liked the layout though, 603 00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:28.639 sure it likes the layout a lot. Yeah, it was just a 604 00:40:28.679 --> 00:40:31.920 little studio. Yeah, but they like the toilet and the tub. I 605 00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:35.679 never once took a shower, and you I would go back to it was 606 00:40:35.679 --> 00:40:37.880 pretty stained. I mean it was pretty. It wasn't like it was pretty 607 00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:45.639 gross. It was pretty gross. Nigan. Oh it wasn't gross like you. 608 00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:46.679 You took care of it like it was clean. It was just it 609 00:40:46.760 --> 00:40:50.360 was just it was a little bit of a rundown comp yes, for sure. 610 00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:55.480 And yeah it always had to the police lights going off and they never 611 00:40:55.519 --> 00:41:01.920 locked. Yeah, sketch cheese. And then people who ran it. We're 612 00:41:01.920 --> 00:41:07.679 fucking idiots. Yeah, they were getting tipsy at Riya Riya's and then going 613 00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:12.199 to the Wax Museum. But fun fact, that was the day we saw 614 00:41:12.239 --> 00:41:15.000 a Tool Oh is it? Yeah? We did all that. We were 615 00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:17.800 in San Antonio for that Tool concert. Yeah. Yeah, Well, well 616 00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:22.480 we stayed the night. Yeah. Was that the only time or have we 617 00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:25.320 done it staying in the night stand? I think that might have been the 618 00:41:25.320 --> 00:41:29.599 only time we stayed. And it was cool because we had no We stayed 619 00:41:29.599 --> 00:41:31.519 the night a second time because we got really drunk on the river Walk together 620 00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:36.119 and we stayed like on the Riverwalk because your dad got us a room at 621 00:41:36.159 --> 00:41:37.960 one time, like at Hilton. Was that not the same time? Okay, 622 00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:43.719 because the reason we got into a fight at Tool is because we couldn't 623 00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:46.119 You weren't really listening to me about getting an uber, like we couldn't get 624 00:41:46.119 --> 00:41:50.519 an uber yeh. But there were shuttles and I was trying to talk to 625 00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:52.320 you into talking to like, see we can get on one of these shuttles 626 00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:58.639 because it was a dead zone for a car. Yeah, and we finally 627 00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:04.199 did. You were just like not solution oriented and the shuttle dropped us off 628 00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:09.679 like in downtown San Antonio and you were just wanting to walk all the way 629 00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:14.440 to the hotel, and I was scared. And at one point we had 630 00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:17.960 like three different guys following us, and I think and we ran like we 631 00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:22.719 kind of like half jogged like into like a diner or something for a second 632 00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:25.920 because they were following us. We were gonna get we were gonna get mugged, 633 00:42:27.119 --> 00:42:29.599 and you just didn't seem to give a shit. Yeah, I didn't 634 00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:32.840 feel safe. It felt like you didn't care that I felt that way, 635 00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:37.599 and we literally almost got mugged. But no, we stayed either like a 636 00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:40.480 Laquinta or something like that, because remember we had a weird address and like 637 00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:44.360 the driver kept taking us to a different wrong to the wrong one. Yeah, 638 00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:46.880 so we've stayed in Santonio twice, got it, But yeah, this 639 00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:51.639 one was fun. I miss Ria Rita's. It's still like there and it 640 00:42:51.679 --> 00:42:55.239 doesn't open, but it's there. And after they had a time after COVID 641 00:42:55.360 --> 00:43:00.000 and they keep acting like they're going to reopen, but it never happened. 642 00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:02.320 That's where you got your big margarita that sharks, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 643 00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:06.960 And then we went to the last museum, massive mute, massive Margarita's. 644 00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:10.320 Yeah, and they were good, and um, yeah, how did 645 00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:14.360 I get one? Because I got drunk too. I think they just didn't 646 00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:17.119 courage. I don't think that was only I was only you would have only 647 00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:22.519 you would have been nineteen or twenty. Yeah, yeah, I think they 648 00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:25.199 just didn't guard it. They didn't card me on the river, which is 649 00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:28.880 actually interesting because that is such a too risky place. You think they would 650 00:43:28.920 --> 00:43:32.360 be more yeah, careful about that kind of thing. I remember we went 651 00:43:32.400 --> 00:43:35.960 to Riho Rita's though, like early in the day. We had most of 652 00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:37.920 the boardwalk to ourselves. It wasn't like crazy busy the wax Museum. There 653 00:43:37.960 --> 00:43:42.079 wasn't a ton of people. There's true. It probably a weekday. It's 654 00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:47.239 probably a weekday. So yeah, really good, really yummy drinks. Is 655 00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:53.039 their last one? Probably our last one or last three oh, one of 656 00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:59.039 our first accidental days to Ragu and Pesto. And there was a bug we've 657 00:43:59.039 --> 00:44:02.280 talked about, talked about the bug on this Yeah. We uh, we 658 00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:07.679 were just friends. We went to lunch and ended up being like a I 659 00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:09.840 thought it was just gonna be like a Fazzoli's, which you know, I 660 00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:14.199 thought it was just gonna be like some casual little Italian place you get like 661 00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:15.679 spaghetti and mepos. It was in a strip. It was in a strip, 662 00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:20.400 and like even the signage didn't look like it was this fancy place, 663 00:44:20.440 --> 00:44:22.360 but uh it was. It wasn't. It wasn't decent. It was decently 664 00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:25.320 nice, Like it was a deep location more than it was two friends hanging 665 00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:29.280 out. It was we went during lunch and I was wearing like a bandy 666 00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:30.840 enough for a talk. Yeah, and I was wearing just like I was 667 00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:36.199 a tank top, like we were both very under dressed. M definitely like 668 00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:39.800 some mob activity happening. Yeah. We sold lots of older Italian people just 669 00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:44.039 going straight to the background like yeah, and like straight up mob wives like 670 00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:46.440 we think of a mob wive. These women were just like headed clickaty clacking 671 00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:51.760 back to the back room. Um. But yeah, and then a cricket, 672 00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:54.760 yeah, was on our seat and they gave us free espressos they did. 673 00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:58.719 Yeah, I remember thinking they were so gross. They were probably good. 674 00:44:58.840 --> 00:45:01.159 I just wasn't my palette. It wasn't refining. Yeah, that was 675 00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:05.559 still in your chicken nugget phase. Er Um. If we had time to 676 00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:07.280 extend though, can we talk about how we found a card or should we 677 00:45:07.280 --> 00:45:12.440 save that for the Patreon. Oh no, we can do that here, 678 00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:15.880 should do that here, we can do that here. Okay, So amongst 679 00:45:15.960 --> 00:45:20.840 getting the Jar of Memories, Adam has a shoebox filled with all the shitty 680 00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:22.119 gifts that I had given him, which is a lot of paper products, 681 00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:27.400 and one is a card that says Adam with a heart on it. And 682 00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:31.039 it is not open. Yeah, it is completely licked sealed this envelope, 683 00:45:31.719 --> 00:45:36.199 and I am I think it is. I think it just I don't. 684 00:45:36.239 --> 00:45:38.440 I think I remember this card. I think it's just the envelope, like 685 00:45:39.239 --> 00:45:44.920 it seems pretty lid closed. There's no way. I don't know, but 686 00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:49.159 I've never not opened a card you gave me. I think you didn't open 687 00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:52.360 this card. There's no way I got this card and didn't open it. 688 00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:57.639 But yeah, we're gonna go in and open it, and then if you're 689 00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:02.840 not a Patreon member, I tend to recommend um joining it because um, 690 00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:09.880 this past week we did a few other jar and other present moment went through 691 00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:14.039 other some of the other stuff in this box. Yes, so you can 692 00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:16.920 get all of that, so don't be hesitant to go and join the Patreon 693 00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:24.280 to enjoin our boy Billy Billy needs a Friend. Oh that's the one I 694 00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:28.880 just made you. Yeah, yeah, this is a recent one. Yes, 695 00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:30.559 I I didn't even didn't even check. Yes you're not. I don't 696 00:46:30.559 --> 00:46:36.320 have I didn't have a watercolor. Yeah, I read this one that was 697 00:46:36.320 --> 00:46:37.320 from this year. Yeah, that was from this year. It must have 698 00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:42.039 just it just sitting in here, kind of reselled itself with the glue. 699 00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:49.519 Yeah, okay, asked the answered mystery solve easy enough, what a cliffhanger. 700 00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:52.679 Well, thanks for another year with me, Adam. Well, thank 701 00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:57.320 you. I hope you and I hope you enjoy me. I'm having the 702 00:46:57.320 --> 00:47:01.760 time of my life. Good you so much. All Right, Well, 703 00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:05.559 stay horny, bitches, come back next week so you can hear about our 704 00:47:05.599 --> 00:47:08.840 three We're having a three D, three D three day weekend. It's in 705 00:47:08.920 --> 00:47:15.719 three D, it's in forty it's real weekend extravaganza for our anniversary. It's 706 00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:19.239 a three day event, and I know y'all want to hear about it, 707 00:47:19.280 --> 00:47:22.760 So you can come back next week and hear all about it. Bye, 708 00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:28.159 Stag Horny, Here you go. If you enjoy today's episode of Balled Up 709 00:47:28.159 --> 00:47:31.119 Bitches. Be sure to rate and subscribe wherever you listen to your podcast to 710 00:47:31.239 --> 00:47:35.719 join in on more of our conversations and fun. 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