All right, Mike s roy off vacation off to Florida. He'll be back
on Monday, though, no sweat. We're gonna have special stuff for you
on Friday, and then I obviously tomorrow Thanksgiving Day off, Danny, do
you have Malcolm tomorrow morning? I do for Thanksgiving? I do. Now.
Over the years, I've soured on it because it is once I realized
that I've become an adult and realized that it's just marketing for Broadway. But
do you still throw the preate on on Thanksgiving morning if you're thinking about it?
If I think about it, yeah, but I typically don't think about
it. Yeah. Yeah, It's not something that's like has to be like
I don't know. I guess it's type of thing or growing up, it
would be a thing which on in the background. Yeah. I remember last
year. I remember Rocks Is like when you put the prede on, like
we would watch it and actually kind of was looking for some things. I
did a lot of research on this is last year, though, I think
I did a full segment on the Preyed balloon failure. Over the years,
the near catastrophes, people have died because of these floats failing really in the
past. Last year, the story like in the early nineteen hundreds. Yeah,
okay, yeah, in the last hundred years. You know, it's
we may have to go out to black and white, you know TV days,
but where I think Snoopy crushed someone. Last year, the story of
the parade was that Smoky the Bear was a full on zaddie. Homie was
out in his jeans, going shirtless, telling you what you know that only
you can truly prevent it. Not true. I think wind, climate change,
I think these are some factors. But thanks to our friends out there
at Klamath National Park and California who always like to send us stuff whenever we
mentioned that Smoky the Bear was a zaddie, I got some I got some
heads up on some of the some of the floats this year though to get
so you can get Malcolm and on the TV at you know my sense a
bit coming. No, no, dude, If you think I put time
and effort into a bit on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, you got the wrong
guy. Palell Okay, I saved my bits for when it really matters.
Okay, teenage mutant Ninja, turtles, mutant mayhem, And it looks badass.
The turtles are up climbing a brick wall. It looks so rad inflatable
turtles. Hell. Yeah, man, you had a photo for me to
look at. Yeah, let's see. Yeah, I'm not that big.
It's wild too. I went to I went down to Rockefeller uh Rockefeller on
Monday is. I wanted to walk around the area. Was I didn't get
into Saturday Night Live. By the way, you know you did try.
I sound like Luca tried, but I knew when I lost the lottery,
I didn't have a chance. By the way, what's the update on that?
Well, we do have our new host that has been announced for the
December of the second episode. Okay, is this the most recent update?
Most recent update? Uh? In our Saturday Night Live Draft YEP, Mike
casts he knelt. He knailed the last two host Timothy shallow May and Jason
Momoa. It's incredible, which honestly only means he has eight possibilities left.
So I'm gonna catch you. You're just want to be last place in this
game. Because your last place you have to go a week with a phone
case picked by the other two guys on the show, likely a foot Danny.
You had a point with the Foo Fighters. Okay, your musical guest
for this week is Noah Kahan. Never heard of him. It's it's someone
who I've only heard of in the last few months, and I see him
popping up. I don't know, man. And then your host Emma Stone.
Nobody picked her and no one picked her from the curse. So we'll
have that. We'll have an episode on the ninth and the sixteenth, and
then it's halftime, ye, and we'll kind of see where we're at.
But right now, Sir Oly with a two to one lead over Danny and
I I got nothing. But if I know, if you know the super
pick, you win, Danny. Your superpicks Millie Alcock, Sturgill Simpson,
Mike chose the Rock, and John Cena because he's a wrestling guy out with
Dolly partner Will Ferrell. Did Zach Caffron get drafted? I don't boy he
did not. Now, looking at when the at the release date of that
movie, Yeah, it makes me think it could be he's done it before,
right I think he has. I think he has, and I think
he was really good in it too, if I remember correctly. I think
it's one of those things where you have a misconception about an actor, you
think they're kind of doucheet, and then they get on SNL and just completely,
uh go all in and make fun of themselves. I think he did
that, and I was like, all right, I love Zach Caffron.
I mean he's the Comedies before. He's kind of a funny. I mean,
yeah, no, I get that I'm talking about he's just so handsome
that you just assume he's a tool a girl, the one's kid. And
yeah, it's also hard to remember that it was ten years ago when Neighbors
came out with Seth Rogan. I mean, the high school musical boy does
not exist anymore. He's a new man man Danny. We also are going
to have a The Good Burger Mobile tomorrow that I think Malkie would love.
Cover that car with that burger sticking out. A lot of time goes and
money goes into waste, it goes on these floats. I want to eat
that car right now. A trash like none other Snoopy little Woodstock sitting on
his hat bouncing off a building on thirty fourth Street. That'd be funny.
Kung Fu Panda is going to be back this year, Jack Black character great
where I'm out of I'm out of stuff? Oh the Billsbury, No boy,
touch my badly. I'll touch you too far though. Let make a
poote. You gave me a herdia, so dumb. That's a favorite thing
you've done this years. What do you put up with this? Well?
Because I love you? I love you too. All right, let's do
your talk bags in the hot mop next. I got a lot of text.
We've made an awfulness this acquiesced. Sorry about your fancy dress. Looks
like I better grab a ha. You gotta get the hot mob. You're
gonna clean it all up with my trustee hot mon. Did you happen to
hear Jeff's death in it the other day on the speakeasy? This is actually
last week, Calves? Yeah, I know, he just said something and
he didn't mean it. It was the most innocent one. I'm gonna play
it for you before I play these talkbacks, because I so they were talking
about Tommy DeVito the Giants and how he lives with his parents or whatever.
Okay, and just listen to Jeff and how Groobs got him out of it.
You let him right away if you intend to win this game. It
ain't gonna because you handed it to Saquon Barkley fifty times. Because you're gonna
have to score points, yes, and a bunch of them, because that's
what we're going to do. And you got a quarterback whose mom makes his
bed, it's true, and Dak's mom does not make his bed. Tommy
DeVito, Oh wait that okay, damn it. Okay, that was literally
just compared some time to Meado, And in the moment, I was not
processing the fact that Dak lost his mom. It's okay, okay, he
didn't mean to No, I didn't back to football stuff. So bitch is
alright, one is throwing him. I play something groovy, just play something,
make a joke to something. I love that. He's badass and his
story is well noted. And sometimes you just brain fart when you're thinking about
Tommy. We'll give us a minute. God, yeah, make everybody insane.
What was that song? Like things playing the same thing? No?
And I love it? Oh my god, can you play the music again.
I want to hear that again, because also, like what Julia's we
know, like I know what you did. You didn't mean to her mom.
Boys, came out it's okay, all right, so he played He
played one thing and then I think he played like the the the recorder out
of out of key, Titanic themed, and then the Tiger song. You
know, at the same time. I want somebody, I want a noted
musician to transcribe that piece. He's done it forever, but God's same.
Here's your talk backs. Before we joined Ben and Skin live Rollertown Holy a
few years ago, I met some Australians out of state who were here in
America just touring the country. When they found out I was from Texas,
they told me they couldn't wait to visit Texas to see everyone riding horses and
horse and buggies. I had to break it to them that, you know,
they weren't going to see that. You're not going to see that so
much. It's funny, that's how we're knowing. I know it's Dolly party.
You guys were making fun of me, but you know, it's really
hard to do things at my age. When did Dolly take up smoking ants?
Dolly, I am tired. I'm tired. I'll be damned. Ron
Rivera is walking up and down the sidelines, just dropping pickles out of his
pants pockets any babies. This is just one of the many statements that makes
you and it is the coolest man on the planet. What metrics are you
going by, sir? That's from the Pickle Foundation, That's where they love
it. I mean it's funny, though just imagining it, it is stupid.
Mikey missed a real opportunity to go for the gold with his Miley and
Dolly prediction instead. During nine to five, Miley joins Dolly on stage,
and then she changes a lyric to twerking nine to five and starts getting down
scorching hot prediction. I think Mike is countering because he's been accusing us of
being too soft lately for a couple times. But it's based on him being
accused of being too soft from like a month ago. It's mainly between you
two and I actually and more lenient than I think, although I don't know
that his were lenient today. I mean, I don't know this is soft
today, They wasn't. Yeah, the softest that he's which might be from
sitting at home and doing it into your recorder on your phone. You know,
when you're really when you're in here. Yeah, you go absolutely bonkers
walk to that door and something the crazy sauce hits here or something, No
question. I just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to the Downbeat all of you,
whether you choose to spend it with family or friends or alone like Jeff
does. Uh. You know, have been a big part of a lot
of people's ears, and I hope you enjoy a few days off. Also,
Danny, the Bastards of Soul record was fantastic, well done. You're
credit to DFW. It really was check out to give it right back by
the Bastards of Soul. Real sweet of that guy to call in while he
was standing a door. What was that? As people are actually doing something
in the background, I have to imagine who was just itching a scratch or
scratching an it dude, Morning down Beat. I just want to let y'all
know that I stay higher than address who hull all day long at work and
I catch myself just singing along to all y'all songs all day long for no
reason. They don't make no sense, but I'm singing them all right because
you're baked. Dude. Yeah, that's a reason cause me to fact.
Well, thank you for listening. My man three more here Danny, Yes,
okay, Randy and as here MTFA love it. Does anybody really need
to see Jerry and his old face? Curious? What's he about to do
or what did he just do? Happy Thanksgiving guys, love y'all. Did
see in the news today his sexual assault trial is going or his sexual assault
case is going to trial in March? You're kidding. I would have thought
that would have got settled if the P diddything got settled, and it did,
uh huh yeah, yeah quickly too. Yeah. And I saw the
word rape in the headlines in connection with the P Diddy case. Yeah,
that's because Jerry is stubborn and he's I ain't. Yeah, which case this
is way different? How it's not the one with the daughter. This is
another one, and it's what's been in this for a I mean, dude,
this is the thing. We've covered keep up Jerry Jones sexual oriented cases
for years now in this town, so when one pops up, we usually
just kind of go on scene worse. Yeah, I just heard about the
playing the craft and the strip mall uh. I'm sorry to hear about Steve
uh Rest in peace, Rest in peace, Steve how was Steve yesterday.
Did you have a good time with strip Mall Steven. We had a real
good time with strip Mall Steven. He's a he he's a real asset to
the community. It weird, Yeah, huh yeah, fun dude, It
is funny. Yeah, he's smart too, He's very smart. But also
you just know that brain is working in a lot of different ways at once.
His story none of them nuts, none of them for good, all
for evil, all for evil. Yes, I'm glad you'll went into his
story and sins. He's not even the successful one in his family. Yeah
right, I don't even think we scratched the surface of his story from like
fourteen years old to twenty three. It's nuts. Yeah, it's crazy.
And his sister's an Emmy Award winning rider on John Oliver. So weird.
She's coming up with just great content. If you have not seen what John
Oliver did with The Bird of the Century, you need to. I gotta
catch incredible. I was going to try to go and it was sold out.
I would have gotten a free thing to bring back. So far behind
on him, man, it's a crime, because he's one of the best
things on TV. Specular part of glass More like Heart of ass Am.
I right, I don't know that's a good song. If that version is
not the best of one, Let's go Lieder Rollertown Beer Works in Solina,
Texas for the Ben and Skin Show on a very special gravy. Gonna set
it off, hazy, gonna set it off edition. Hello, fam,
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. Hell. Remember when the Ben and Skin Show
was there. I hear Steve there's some headphones off situation happening. Steve's muppet
laugh. So what they did this started three weeks ago. They they entered
there's a Bird of the Century contest in New Zealand. Okay, And he
was like, okay, And very few votes come in on this. They
do it every year in New Zealand. But they're very creative with it.
These birds have campaign managers and things like that, and they go on local
radio shows and TV shows and John Oliver's like, they went and found a
bird that there's only like, there's under a thousand of this bird left.
It's called the Patiki Tiki and he they got that and basically went and bought
billboards in Brazil and India, in London, in Japan like bus advertisements.
They have a budget, but yeah, like their petty cash to be able
to do the things they want to do and do the little stunts they want
to do. Basically said they he goes, so we're gonna get in on
this. So the next week after they showed what they did, made a
cool movie poster for Lord of the Wings with that bird on it. It's
this bird's almost extinct. It's kind of cool, and that he had a
reason, and then they built a big paticky tiki thing in their studio.
Then the next week it was just two weeks ago. Now the next week,
week two, they update on how news Eland's media caught on to what
happened and new and they're like they're having people on from the Bird of the
Centry and they're like it's messed up. They're rigging the vote and sell them
handled it well. And then on last week's edition on Sunday Night, they
showed the actual results and they won by a lot, and he was just
like owning it because they just went and took over this random award thing in
New Zealand. It's so funny to watch how it's all pieced together. So
they actually put up a bunch of billboards in one Yeah, what's that like?
We don't know. We kept it local though they put billboards up in
other countries. That's marketing in the station. We should have said, hey,
you paid to lou listen to the freak. He's back. Now we
get to roller Town with Ben and Skin and Christina and Steve. Hello,
gang, well you had a little bit of a misnomber there. Uh you
have Skin, Ben is taking care of business, Steve is underneath the table,
and Christina is on a plane with black nitro. Yeah, okay,
what does that mean? I know what Christina means? What has been taking
care of business means? Is he making a boo boo? Joining us now
after taking care of some business? Has been guys, I feel about seven
pounds later he did it. He at least the best. Well, you
need to share your secret with Hulk because he loses like seven ounces and they're
putting up billboards for him. It's a tough time for movements are typically the
size of a loaf of bread. Gitro, we'd like you to do that
before you arrive at the a boat hold. That was a sincere hearty laugh.
Y'all need to let Mosquito in the Hulk tell the gravy Gun sent it
all started, just to mix it up. I mean, I know y'all
put rinkles into it in the past, and you always change it up a
little bit. This is a really good idea. I'm glad you're back in
town, especially actually considering today we're gonna do it. A lot of people
in the industry call a holiday effort. Yeah, well we did the same
thing, really half stepping, as Mike and grape Vine called it. Man,
f that guy, we're Sleigh Bell, Steve. I was under the
table just taking care of some stuff for skin. We were recreating the podium
speech scene from Police Academy. No, I just did a line of coach.
Okay, well you guys, can you guys stick around for a few
more for what just over time? Hey, do you guys, do you
guys ever find yourself speaking in Earl Campbell voice from that interview? He did
not, not recently, I do all the time every day. Do you
know the interview we're talking about Danny? Yeah, I think so, where
it's like he was asked about how he started a business, a sausage business,
and then he goes, well, uh, They were like, how
did you get in the sausage business, Earl? And he goes, well,
I remember that I liked barbecuing and someone asked me if i'd like to
be in the barbecue business. She goes, I like it. I like
it. I think in those terms every day, all day, A voice
in your head, those tones, it's surely a good way to keep it
simple. We're going to replay that seven or eight times today in the first
segment. Good, I'll look forward to that. What else is on the
show? Kat, how'd you know to do a tease? Well, the
end of the show had happened, and I asked them what they had coming
up. We're live from Rollertown Beer Words in Salina, Texas, and we
are so happy to be here. Y'all coming up. Yeah, we're going
to uber up separately. Yeah, good luck, uber bag. Well,
we're gonna have you drop us off at like the bush. That's not a
good in the seventy five and it's not good. It's really not our advertising
campaign. You can get sometimes, Thank you, Kevin. So, today
is the annual retelling of the Gravy. Gonna set it off. We're gonna
do our show from ten to two. We're gonna be hanging out with folks,
smoking bone. Barbecue is here. We've got all sorts of deliciousness happening
on Thanksgiving Eve, and then the annual retelling will happen off the air.
You gotta be here in person, insu line at Rollertown at three point thirty.
Cannot wait. It's always gonna be a fun time. You guys have
a big party on this day every single year. I know they used to
be a part of it. And I might see you guys a little bit.
We'll see what happens. Liar, you are the biggest liar I've ever
met. He's just sounds serious, he said, you know what I mean,
anybody's wall see you guys a little bit, you know, up in
a little bit. He's got a history of polyphonic pregame a good hour away
from the sho show. Yeah what they don't play for another twelve hours.
Yeah. I gotta run to Shields later, so maybe i'll stop up there.
All right, guys, good luck, smoke a mold for Christina.
What else are y'all doing? We're gonna go. We'll see his meeting with
Zach. We'll see you on Monday morning at six am. But please listen
tomorrow and all over, guys, I need five minutes and in uh on
Black Friday, I think we're gona have a special Freefall two for you.
So, Kat, how do you feel about the Cowboys? By a good
chance? Do you want your show to ever start on time? No?
No, it never does, anybody, dude. No. I want to
talk about the Packers thing, the thing? What thing? Kevin? I
know you're following it. Give us you know what would be great? Let's
start the show with that. Yeah, coming out next a commercial break.
Kevin fills us in on the Packer thing right here on ninety seven. All
right, the metal liquid diety. It causes long sorts of ko sim of
guns. Hold on, hold on, I think I have to furt out. That was