When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice mix in some vodka.
Call it a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven
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Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for
telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship are
That's how I spend this right r. Tell all my uber dry writers about
you, like my god. You know, come out, get out of
the car. You're done, Get out, ship out, Dougie Fresh here
tonight. I got a call later this afternoon from Danny. It was just
one of these situations where I was pumping gas and then running into a store
and Danny's talking. I missed a call from Danny. I go, I'll
answer when I get back in the truck. I'm driving uh to another store.
I'm now in the parking line. Danny's telling me all that he's just
like a mile men, no things. I didn't know what was happening.
I was like, all right, you won't be there to like, no
big deal. So it's me and dougging me and Bill. That's right,
dougg me and you brother. So I Doug came in and I was drinking
a soda and I and what nothing. I just had to bring this up.
Go ahead only because I want to see what your your reasoning is behind
this, and then I'll tell you how I kind of stumbled on this flavor
that I like, that I've come to like. But I I was drinking
a soda and Doug goes, hey, you got a can of soda,
and I go, well, I got bottles of soda. I didn't know
if you prefer to can. Some people are fucking weird. I grew up.
I had a girlfriend whose mom would only drink certain things out of cans,
bottles. It was all specific. So I just said, yeah,
a can. I go, Yeah, I got a bottle here, but
it's diet cherry pepsi, and Doug like, I'm out of here. To
what the fuck? The Chinese store next door and they had a canna can
of pepsi. I don't one. I'm not drinking soda that much anymore.
I had a thursta. I want a regular pepsi. I don't want to
cherry pepsi. And you know this is a chick drink. I will admit
that. And it was a chick check you drink. Chick turned me on
to uh diet cherry PEPSI how she do that? She pour her all over
her body, That's right. But it off with little sizzle at the cherry
little pop fizz. Uh. No, it was actually mixed wall and vodka.
Go figure. Knew that was coming around the bed, so that would
be uh, that would be that would be the thing. Uh. A
friend of the show, a guy named Chris Lubert h. Chris has been
on the podcast before. He made us three Wine five Jeopardy Uh back over
the winter time. He came in when we had just moved into the studio
and last night or early this morning, his house caught on fire and I
talked to Chris. I don't know if he's going to call in because there
is a GoFundMe and I said, well, certainly, well, you know,
let's plug it. I don't know much in terms of the details of
the of the gofunding. It's on his Facebook page. His name is Lubert
l U B b E r T. I'm pretty sure or thereabout it might
be l u E. You're so well informed, But Chris, you're gonna
give thirty thousand dollars. The guy down the road and Chris like Bill spelled
him wrong. He just did that purpose Urris is uh So I talked to
him and everybody got out. How many kids, wife and kids? I
kind of like a situation with you. I think split level. He called
him like a roommate, but it's his roommate and they're like they live in
the lower half of the house. He's the upper half with his girlfriend and
then this guy and I think he has a girlfriend and a couple of kids
that live there. But everybody got out. The only person that I think
one of the dogs got out. One of the dogs did not. But
man, you know, my parents' house burned down. Yeah, we were
all out of the house, and I remember my father's screaming to my mother
and my mother's trying to grab things. And it was one of these where
grew up kind of in a very rural area. So the hot water and
the gas propane stove had these giant tanks that normally see in rural areas outside
the house, and it fed a fire that went right through. They had
replaced the propane stove with it electric stove, but the pipes were still there,
so the pipes led and they were pinched off. All that gas is,
you know, feeding there, so that goes. They had clothes hanging
in the back of the basement that cost a fire spark. I don't know.
My old man just said to me, all of a sudden, he
could hear all this noise, and the back of the basement was not finished.
The front part of it was. He had turned my old bedroom into
like an office. He was down there and he put his hand on the
door and he could feel the heat. Opened it up and it just came
roaring, and he went and back up the stairs, tell my mother,
get out, get out, get out, And I guess he ran out
the front door, standing there looking for my mom. Nothing, nothing,
nothing, he goes, I'm seeing nothing. Goes slowly, I see the
garage door start going up. She's going to try to drive the car down
the driveway, but at that point the garage door only got half way up
because the electricity cut. He goes. Then I see her crawl out and
he goes in ash. She's coming down the driveway. Now the windows were
literally blowing out of the house, like exploding, because it's all the gas
and all the pressure, right, and the thing just burnt. All was
was just the foundation that was That was all it's left. And the tough
part is when you have a fire, and like the the Louberts are going
to find out, it's all the stuff that you don't even think of that
you can't replace. First, it's the pictures, It's the memories, it's
the tokens, it's the the awards that you wanted, the kids, wonder
whatever, all things that really are pretty much insignificant to life. You don't
need it to survive. Yeah, luckily we have them downloaded somewhere in the
iCloud now. But the old old one, we didn't have any of them.
I mean course, yeah, polaroids and yeah, it's all gone.
Norman Donald had the comedy bit saying, in early days, when we grew
up as kids, you would wrap up your roll of film and you would
send it off to the right and you'd wait for it to come. Yeah,
and you you only had twelve or twenty four pictures. So did you
go to summer camp? I went to mass weepy. Actually, it's funny
you say that. I was over my mother's cleaning today and I found some
old boy scout stuff you did, Yeah, and how old were you then?
I think I was in there from three years nine to twelve, nine
to twelve, yeah, massaweepye. Yeah. Did you ever do anything with
somebody else's camera? No? I went to like I mean I went.
I went to a Bible study camp, like a Bible based camp. We
needed archery and all the summer stuff. But it was like a lot of
Bible stuff. We used to crosses and stuff like that. We used to
steal what was making crosses instead of all We used to steal each other's cameras
and we would take shots down our pants. Right. So then when they
were having the pictures developed, you never heard the story because everybody scattered all
over the place summer camp. But I always wanted to know what was that
got your picture back for camp? Look show what are you doing? Get
the pat going to camp again? We used to got pictures of her ass.
It was all kinds of well now with cell phones, I mean,
if you're like, wow, that's now no really, yeah, I know
people have done that. I had mind stolen before, and that stolen went
to the bathroom. I came back and they're posting shit on Facebook. You
know, any single guys out there. I have a small cock and I'm
like, dude, what are you doing? He's like, never leave your
phone. Like we're forty years old. Yeah right, you would think at
some point. Yeah, but you can't grow up, Doug. You know
now you roll your eyes like the you can't handle the immaturity. But I
could see you playing and right in that, right in there, I could
see you doing it. What do you what do you spend There's a lot
of hangtime, Jordan. I think it would depend on the on the person,
how close the friends we are, how good a sense of humor is.
Yeah, well it's you, I know, it's me. So people
probably there's a couple of things that are there times where people misread you.
You think like like like you you don't play that way, that's not really
what your thing is, and they think that, well, you know,
a few work a few weeks ago, uh, for Soil, I think
it was just tired. I had the lot of stress for the breast cancer
stuff coming, so that wasn't my usual joking. I'm just doing my job
and four people came and like, all right, Doug, you we need
a joke, like guys that know what I'm saying that today, I just
got a lot going on. I'm just getting your drinks and if I can
think of one, Well, what's the matter. I'm like, well,
I just got a lot going on. I'm like, yeah, Like well
what come on? Funny man, Yeah, come on, funny man,
dance for me. Clown. That's what it is. Sometimes. Well,
but I mean in terms of other things that we do. People misread you
in terms of like that kind of ship taking your phone and posting stuff that
was a while ago. I don't think I've been misread in a long time.
All Right, do you have any fears like height? Height, flying
and fear of heights? Do you see that story today? So apparently over
the weekend there was a pilot who was off duty and he was in the
jump seat. And I think he's an Alaskan airline pilot, and I think
a subsidiary, like a lot of these airlines will fly for shorter flights.
They'll hire like a smaller airline. Sometimes you'll get on it. Maybe owned
by Delta, So I'm not sure if Alaskan Airlines own this or not.
The guy lives in californ and I think it was a flight from Washington to
California. They put him in the jump seat, up in the cockpit.
He's talking to the pilot, and then all of a sudden he reaches over
and is ready to pull the brakes that would cut off the fuel to the
engines and the plane was gonna go down. They went up, having to
land in Portland, and the guy admitted that he had taken psychedelic mushrooms,
which I believe were legal in the state of Washington. I think they are.
I think psychedelics. There he was up for forty hours. Now,
the thing was so the guy, like the pilots, I'm reading all this
shit today. The pilots were like, we had no idea that he was
gonna flip out, Like, no indication whatsoever. He's pulling up the emergency
brake, so they he goes. I had to, for like thirty seconds,
scuffle with him and get him out of the cockpit. Okay, now
he's outside the cockpit. Imagine being a passenger on this fucking plane. Just
try to picture this for a second. How in the fuck do you not
I don't think you could. I honestly got I don't have a fear of
flying, but I may have a fear after that. I'd be like,
what's going on with you? What's the problem. I would be I want
to answers and I want him now. Okay, So now they because I
hopefully I wouldn't be the only guy in there. Well, the pilot takes
the pilot tells the flight crew and I don't know if this is a small
plane where it's just one pilot. Usually there's a pilot and co pilot,
but they're not flying that far. So he said, I told the flight
crew that he's locked out. I got to he's banned from the cockpit.
They wind up putting him in restraints and pulling him to the back of the
plane, where they had to then wrestle him down and restrain him because he
tried to say if his stewardesses or passengers. I mean, there's if his
two stewardesses or they say, they don't say who who restrained him in any
of the articles I see, I will do further investigation in the future podcast.
But because right now, movies like that, sure not. But I
mean, good movie. He's fucking psychedelics. This is a guy, he's
forty four years old, two kids, lives in California, beautiful little house,
quaint backyard, all these aerial shots. Of course, now of all
this, what the fuck do you say when you go home to your wife
because you're definitely getting fired and you ain't getting hired as a pilot by and
you're gonna see ja time. I bet probably because you pour danger for eighty
eight souls as they refer to them on planes and think it's like eighty eight
lives on there, right, I think there was about that. So again,
a smaller, little bit, smaller, a lot of flights. Sometimes
it's not a puddle jumper. No, it's not a regular three sow Okay,
this is sort of that in between, right, you're taking that small
plane town. I have taken one of those puddle jumpers and the turbulence you're
dropping that is scary. And when they I've been on those, and we
brought this up last night where they've asked heavier people to sit on a different
side of the plane for baggage underneath, for yeah, for weight, for
afferential for weight. Yeah. Can you imagine flights into the No, I
try to. I'm going on a plane at general and for vacation, I'll
start drinking at the airport. The puddle jumper, though, is usually like
going from an island to an island, right, like, if you're down
in the Caribbean, you may I think it was detroiter. This is when
I lived in Chicago. Okay, it was a quick to Pennsylvania. That's
all they had left to the small flight, So they use that. Sometimes
they do that to Rochester too, if you're in certain places. Yeah,
but how about this motherfucker. He's gonna take the goddamn plane down. I
don't want to know. Yeah, I want to know who restrained him.
I want to know more about this story. Flying not so much, I
mean take off and then the turbulence obviously gets me heights, but not in
a plane like you can only go to Polanta so far. Yes, it's
his bad trip craze pilots that he took magic mushrooms before trying to down.
Know. Can you fly Bill? No? I can't. Well, he
wasn't flying the plane. He was. He was an off duty co off
duty pilot who appeared normal, everything's fine, and they go, hey,
hey man, we got a jump seat in the cockpit. Come on up
and sit with the pilots, so he wasn't gonna fly. He was not
flying it. He was there off duty guy. Then he has a penny,
and what he said was, I was having a bad dream and I
wanted I felt like I was in a bad dream and they went everything wrong,
and I wanted to wake up. So I thought if I did this,
it would wake me up. I thought the jumpsy was a co pilot.
No, that's usually what they give you, you know, it's almost
sometimes the jump seat is just a ledge that comes out, yeah, and
you just sit on that and it's you know, yeah, the out of
control airline pilot tried it down in the left. What the fuck I'm going?
How could you imagine being on that plane and you're seeing like they show
you a picture of the of the passengers with the police after landed in Portland
right this, and they just looked distraughts, just like they didn't know what
the fuck is? What is wrong with you? That's what the first quest
out there you thinking. She said, I'm admitting what I did. I'm
not fighting any charges you want to bring against me. Guys. The pilot's
neighbors in Pleasant Hill, California, where Emerson lived, and it's a beautiful
house. Has lived with his wife and kids for about five years. Called
the incident uncharacteristic of the suburban dad. I'm sure. I here's what I
think vacation, this is what I think happens. Happens. I think this
guy did sometimes because I've had relatives, including my sister. My uncle is
a pilot for Major Airline. My sister wound up being a flight attendant for
a while for Delta. My sister was based in Atlanta. She was working
on her doctorate, so this was a great job. She could kind of
go. She would love to do what was called a deadhead flight, where
you would fly out to San Diego. You'd be there for thirty to I
don't know, so somewhere around thirty hours, maybe a little bit more,
and you could go. She would rent a bike, she'd go up and
down the coach. She loved San Diego. And then she would work the
flight flying back. So, so what they do is they don't have enough
crew. They need somebody coming from San Diego back to Atlanta. So she'd
fly out, have a couple of days or a couple of hours, right,
a couple of days, and then she'd fly back thirty hours a day.
Yeah, yeah, day and a half, and then she she'd fly
back and it was all for free, and he got paid and you worked
the flight on the way home. So I think with this guy, he
might have been one of these things where he's like, they needed a pilot
somewhere and then yeah, you just jump on and we'll get you back to
California. And so he's off right, and Washington has yea, the wife,
no kids around, legalized drugs, everything will be all right. I
don't know. Maybe money so fuck that scared the ship. That would scare
the ship out of me. And especially if I saw clean cut right,
if you say, like if you showed me somebody who's gonna take down a
plane, I'm thinking a little rough looking maybe maybe a little bit. Yeah,
you don't look to them, No, not this guy. Maybe it
looked like a pilot just out of the shower. I don't know. And
then they showed the picture of the New York Post of one of those we
were sitting in twelve A who were just taking a survey. My buddy,
Bill Moran, why no reason would you hold my pepsi, my cherry pepsi
please, I tell you know, it's a terrace, and they come on,
ask him for dian cherry PEPSI you know something's wrong. I put up
on. Uh. That would freak me out though, That's all I gotta
know. Yeah, so this guy is probably gonna lose his job. Who
knows if his wife will stick by him. It was one bad mushroom,
honey, what do you want? Never do it again? How many times?
How many times you said that when you're drunk? Now? Drug wise,
I never did any psychedelics. I had a buddy. We went on
a field trip in high school down to New York City. We were seniors,
and my buddy got some acid and he took like one tablet of acid
and we're burged off. Goodman. I'm going down an escalator. He's going
up and he's like, hey man, my face is a balloon and he's
pulling his cheeks and everything. Hey. And then like the ceiling comes as
he's leaning over and all yours conk and just smashes into it, practically knocked
him down. And I go, yeah, that didn't look like. I
don't know what an acid trip would be like. I don't know. I've
done other things. I've done other shit. I mean, hash weed,
I did all that. I smoke later in life a few times. Never
did anything for me. Now I've enjoyed an edible from time to time.
I'm a fan. I'm not saying you shouldn't try things. I think variety
is a spice of life. Uptight, Doug, what's going on? I
have enough problems with alcohol. I don't need to try anything else. Sarah
and I went out after my fundraiser, which went fantastic. If anybody's listening,
thank you so much for coming. It was a ball roll. It's
my thirteenth year for they they're all listening, not everybody from the They should
be though, we should get everybody. But uh, I think it was
about eleven o'clock. I'm like, I gotta go. No, we'll get
one more drinking than we'll get. I'm like, no, I R I
know my limit. I'll walk home. Somebody got me anewuver. Damn.
That was it. Yeah, you gotta the days of just you know,
I can go all night till four or five in the morning. No,
really, those days are over. Those days are over. Well shocked.
If this tall class of water comes home with me in the blue and those
Oh look at those legs. She's not going to yoga. She just she's
going to yoga. Just look at women. She's taller than me, most
women are. She's like five me. That's a that's a nice uh turn?
Are you want dating sites at all? Well? I know I asked
you silver Silver Singles dot Com? Stop it? What you seriously are Why
is there something called silver Singles dot Com? I have no idea if there
is or isn't. I have no idea. I know I've heard of Our
Time because my mother was on Our Time and she she had a couple of
boys. Dorothy, Yeah, that's my mom. How about one dude goes
to me one time, this guy, this poor this guy has since died,
but uh, you know, she wanted me to meet him. And
so we're coming down and then the guy goes, hey, you want to
play catch? And I it caught me like completely flat. I'm going what
I have at the time. I've got my boys, They're running around the
woods. Someone were getting stung by bees. Everything's going crazy and on.
They're in and out of the hota. I go what He's like, Hey,
play catch? So my dumb head goes I want to see what's gonna
happen. I'm I'm very interesting. What was his name? Ah, God,
I can't remember, I remember, I can't. Did you have a
couple of myths? So he says to me, uh, hardball or softball?
So I go imall, I play hardball. So he goes, uh,
all right, And then I was sitting he stops and he goes,
h, mind if we use a soft bought. It's a little easy for
me to trip these days. So I go all right. So he goes
to his trunk, pulls out a bat. He's got a bat in there.
We didn't bat. He got it, had two gloves yet, two
gloves in the in the softball. And he stood in the backyards on the
ball, back and forth, talking as my kids are running around half crazy
like a Norman Rockwell, what was that guy's name? Because you know what
I found out, and I guessed it, and I kept guessing. I
think he was a former stripper, like he kept alluding to, Well,
when I was down in Tampah blah blah blah blah, and he was kind
of a barrel chested guy. He rode a motorcycle and stuff older obviously,
right, in his early seventies, I think, and died like my mom
after a while was in not really for me, but certainly I guess had
fun with the guy and then got a call from her best friend that he
had a heart attack and die hopefully not no, but too ac to have
him with my mother. Yeah, that's a hell of a story. Yeah,
but the guy yet, So at one point he goes, I don't
want to say, what do I go? Tell me you were a stripper.
You could kind of tell, like if you look, how can you
tell for guys? Yeah, because you well, for I couldn't. I
couldn't. But one he was giving these clues and doing this cutesy thing.
I'm going to tell you, but not tell you any question. I'm going
I'm not a fucking idiot. And then as I looked at the guy,
I go, if I go back about fifty years, I see it.
I could see you. How much cocaine did he do? I have no
idea that was his stage name, Cocaine No Rails, Book of Sugar coming
to the stage, ladies. It's showt fucking crazy. All right, Well,
uh we'll take a minute, We'll do ask a bartender tonight. I
can't wait for this. Chris Lubert, who the guy who had the fire,
did just message me, said he was pouring himself a drink, settling
into the hotel and he was going to call at about seven fifteen a couple
things with with Race and Randy. Uh, there is there is something that
I saw today. I put this on Facebook and I'll ask you, we'll
ponder it and well maybe we'll do this until I saw it, Okay,
I can't remember. It's road rage honky? Yeah, well what do you
no longer do? Because of the reports on the news and social media?
And I said, as an example, I won't get mad at anybody in
traffic because you never know what's going to trigger somebody to to severe road rage,
not just road on where you are, Yeah, how long the light's
been? I typedill, honk. But if you're blasting on that, yeah,
sometimes she'll happen. They'll park and they'll get out and they'll see you
know, what's your problem? I I typed in and I about four stories
within the last forty eight hours in Rochester. No, just around the country,
around you know, North America, while actually the United States, I
only I won't throw Canada and Mexico in there. Uh, it was two
teenagers shooting at each other. I'm going the fuck over road range over road
range shooting. Yeah. Yeah, I'll give you some of the other answers
that popped up in there. Well, i'll tell you if you want to
know. One thing I know I try to do now is whenever I come
up to a car, I don't go up five feet. I try to
stay ten fifteen feet away. In case something happens or somebody gets out,
I can go around and I'm not stuck there. Wow, look at that.
There are there are situations where you'll be Yeah, it's a far traffic
light targeted. Yeah, and they'll bad guys, what I mean, they
will try to box you in where you can't go anywhere. I'll try to
keep my distance so if anything goes down, my fault, your fault,
anybody's fault. Just get the hell out of there. Yeah. Look at
this. Yeah, that's what I try to do when it stops, especially
at side streets in the city that I'm not familiar with. I don't want
to be anywhere I'll drive. Have you seen anything you drive uber and you're
a bar t. I went out to the bar. You work at Farestill
I haven't seen any fights. I'm trying to think you might have take a
break out. Yeah, yeah, think about it. We'll get to all
that next. But first, comedy at the Carlson is one of my favorite
guys this weekend. That would be the hilarious Jimmy Schubert. He'll be in
studio. You can listen to it Friday or check us out as we do
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The head roll of the hair Waves The Pointdexter Podcast Round number two starts with
boom more ray Man right right to the tee. Right. That is phenomenal
because I'll tell you about that top forty radio. That was like a real
skill back in the day. Yeah, you would talk it right up to
the post and try to say stuffing. And you did this in the strip
club. Oh yeah, yeah. They must have loved it. They hated
me, who hated you? The girls? The girls hated Motley Crue.
They were so sick of This was the cabaret song of the cab morning,
noon and night. Yeah, three ships, I'm sure. And then they
there was a lot of rock. Now a c DC juiced priests harder,
harder stuff of k and god smack and things like that. Then it went
in a more dubstep. The music got younger, the patrons got older.
Sound like you just play, you know, some billy squire for this poor
bastard. Yeah right right, I'm playing what I want? Okay, all
right? And then you could do the interest for all of them just like
that. Yeah, quick and easy. Now you know, here she comes,
you know, all eyes front center. Here she comes for three?
Get ready for Courtney. How many girls named Courtney were there? What you
couldn't double up on it? No? No, what was the most common
name? Like one left, he had a new one? Tatiana? Tatiana,
Yeah, really, Chastity Chassidy. Here to the other diamond. There's
always a diamond in the club. Bambi. There's always a Bambie really,
yeah, a Bambie Bambie boom just right there. Did they choose their name
or were they giving a name? No, they choose their name in the
back with different Now you can spell fish ball, can spell Bambi right,
and you have to spell it right b I M b O. I remember
spelling brook once? Yeah? And uh, you know there's two e's.
I'm like, fucking cares statement. Nobody's spelled. There's two e's. I
got greedy with the cot is gonna spell spell check, isn't it? Eh
Man, that's funny. You know you were talking about, you know,
staying like how many feetback, like ten feet back from a car feet so
I can go around either direction if something happens. But there's all kinds of
It's most major Politan areas around the country are having a lot of problems.
They've been yes, yes, you're right. And now there's a story out.
This one's a little scary and I can't find a lot of information about
it. But a Finnish professor at the u of R. What's a finish
professor? Professor? He's from Finland. Oh, finish, finish Oh.
I thought he might help you finish? No, no, no, all
right, what do you want to know? No, that's a great that's
it's a it's a great thing. You could spell Brooklyn two east. I
mean, that's awesome. He was helping me on my thesis. Yeah.
But Rochester police are looking for a missing University of Rochester professor. He's forty
four year old hike Ran Tankari I'm sure I'm saying this way off. Yeah,
I think he was liking Heike rocking run tak He's uh, he's believed
to be in danger. Does he get that last scene? That's what I'm
wondering. I go, what happened? Did they think he had money?
Did you were talking about targeting people as possible? He was last scene on
Exchange Street between Flint Street and Mount Pleasant Park on Friday? Yeah, do
you know in that area? Yeah, Exchange Street. Yeah, and uh
so what side Because Exchange is the one that runs change Rochester State tuns until
right, So it's closer to Ford Avenue by Ford the Ford Street Bridge.
Okay, yeah, so so he's not far from the campus. I mean
it's really not. Because if you went for let's say you went for a
job on the Fort Street Bridge, you don't go up to before you turn
into it turns into West Henrietta, there's a Yeah, there's a side street
Wilson, and it takes you by the canal on the so the I used
to ride on your left. I used to ride my bike downtown and I
would do it all along the canal from Pittsford out the canal at Nice Yeah,
so this guy, he was an associate professor of economics and management at
the Simon's School Business, reported missing after he didn't show up to teach a
scheduled class on campus on Saturday morning. Somebody didn't get their homework done.
I guess not, or they did their homework too. Yeah, so they've
been looking for this guy. It's an RPD case. I did call them
Monroe County Sheriffs because I have connections over there, but they didn't said it's
an RPD thing, so they didn't really know damn damn kidnapping. Well,
wow, I don't know. Yeah, I would assume they're just saying they
assume him there, he's presumed to be in danger. I don't know what
that means. What was it. I mean, we haven't heard too much
about I mean slave trading or a sex train, sex trains, things of
that nature. Somebody told me last summer that Henrietta was a big spot for
that. Yeah, I've heard that too. I don't know why abductions.
I mean, people don't pay attention to their kids over there. I don't
know. I don't know, No, I don't know why. I think
there's hotels, runaways, it's along the Thruway. If someone ran away from
somewhere, they stop, tell where they got caught the boyfriend girlfriend, they
grew that girl out. I know that hotel. Yeah, I'm just thinking
that maybe why people live in Henriette are fine. I don't think it's that.
I think it's people running runaway. Well, you're either going to have
to start locking these people up instead of these stupid purance tickets. You're gonna
have to start breaking down the lawn or you're gonna have to have arm guards
everywhere you go. No, okay, that's a discretion. You're way out
of your mind. I think that that's probably a fairly good You don't have
to start opening the draft. You're out of high school, two years military
minimum. See, now here's the problem there's gonna have to do. I've
always thought that it's some kind of service. But I didn't do it.
I didn't do it. Did you service? Yeah? No, No,
close as I was. It was a boy scouts. I get kicked off
about. It's like I go, I feel like I got so but it's
still so great. I felt like I couldn't. I can't really say that,
but I do think there's something about giving back a little bit or having
that. It's disciplined. It kind of I think it is high schools or
schools. Yeah, it's a little bit of discipline, take a bit of
maturity. I noticed the guys. Here's what I saw. And it took
me because I didn't finish college to twenty until I was twenty two. I
went to community college, transferred to Fisher, did a year at Fisher,
uh and then and took a year off, and then came back and finished
up at Fisher. And by that point I took it pretty seriously. My
last year I had it. I had such a cake walk when I went
to Fisher. In terms of just life, my dad made it easy,
sent me money to party. I blew it on a phone calls do this
chick at home. It was like, you know, I ran up a
phone bill. But he was trying to make it so I would have fun.
There was a golf course right behind one of the dorms. They had
a nine hole course over there. It's no longer there, but you know
it was like a country club. And you were going in and get educated.
This was I mean, I rutty educated. You were getting drunken late
as well will possible. But I was just like not enjoying it for what
I should have. So then when I came back I needed I really focused
on school and stuff. But I noticed the guys who did some military time,
Like did some time in the military and then went to college and used
the GI bill or whatever to pay for it. They ain't a fuck around
as much. They were older and chicks kind of dug them. They had
their shit together. You went into the room, they could actually find stuff,
you know what I mean, watching a bevy of beer. Kid,
Yeah, the Blues of the Whites. Yeah, dress up. We used
to set up all these empty Jenny cans at the end of the hall.
We used to send it up right outside our ra's room and we would play
tennis bowling we would call it. But I would stand at one end and
try to just knock that thing down. It'd be like two o'clock in the
morning, just here while you're taking a picture of your dicks with his phone,
putting the polaroid on the on his door. Hey, this is who
did if you can figure it out, Nobody. None of the military guys
were really doing that. They were a little more like their shit together well,
I think I hear some stories from my military friends. I think they
had a lot of fun. But there on the boat whatever, you get
a bunch of guys together between the ages of eighteen and twenty one, it's
gonna be some fun. Yeah, some shit's gonna go down. I did
ask this on Facebook, what do you no longer do? Because of the
reports on the news and social media? And I had said the road rate,
Yeah, road rade driving. Somebody said I won't even hug a stranger
anymore because of hashtag me too, So I thought was weird. But you
probably don't want to hug a stranger anyway, I can understand. But I'm
a hugger. I'm a very hugging guy, and I'll say bring it in
hugs at drugs for whatever reason, I'm like, hey, good to me.
You bring it in. You know that's a creep, especially if we're
talking. But if somebody's talking about breast cancer stuff or what we're doing,
or you get excited, you know, just having a great day. I
cheer up their day or their say you know I need them, I bring
it in. Come on, Well, how about the people that held up
the signs free hug Sometimes you would see on social media somebody would go,
uh, need a hug, you know, need a hug, take a
hug or free hugs or whatever. Now, anybody who was going up to
this person was a willing partner. But there is that. Now if you
saw somebody go bring it in hug and they go, I'm not really a
hugger, I'm good, then you're fine, I'm fine, yea or something,
especially if you've got a raincoat down with a raging heart on, probably
just give him a fist bumping call to that, somebody said, I won't
discuss any type of issue that has to do with race, religion or gender.
What else is there two biggest things in the Borro. Do not talk
about religion or erase or religion or sex? No, you gotta talk sex
and bar? What is ition? Politics? Yes? You ever talked politics?
Bar? I have asked people like guys, just you have they just
getting so loud. I'm like, everybody's got their free speech and their paint.
But people are having a drink or watching the game, having some wings.
Just you want to talk go outside because you're beating a different people say
anything to you like, hey man, I have free speech, have they
thrown that in your face because you just That's why I'm asking, what's wrong
with the conversation. You're very loud. Yeah, I don't think there's that.
You know, you let me, let me play something for you because
this is interesting. Uh. And that's when I get I don't know how
to take Dougie. Well, that's when you I don't know how to take
well, because where's all the fun. I'm like, well, I'm still
fun, but but I'm working. I'm working. There's there's forty other people
here. Yes, right right. I used to have this fuck I'll just
say see you next Tuesday. Because she heard it. She would play the
most god awful music on the jukebox. Now, this isn't where you were.
This is a long time just to get attention, and this I Irish
colectic stuff. Sunday night, the games on halftime and people are like none,
who the fuck is playing like Humpy back? Exactly? Yeah, isn't
this so good? Isn't I go? No? This sucks like Doug close
me out where it's losing half? Yeah, driving people away? Just she
needed attention, She had nothing, just a sad, sad person. Why
don't you try to give her some attention. I tried to honk my horn
and try to run over three times. But speaking of politics in this,
okay, this is an interesting thing. We're still on the Hug. We're
not on the Hug. We're on sort of. It's sort of a playoff.
This is politics. So Hillary Clinton's on a panel at the Institute of
Global Politics, and I think it looks like she's sort of the moderator in
the heavy I don't know, so please understand that I think that I'll say
I'm taking this out of context potentially because it was on Twitter now known as
x and it was a video, okay, and it's about three minutes long.
I'm not going to play the entire three minutes. You get the gist
of it almost immediately. I'm not saying that, well, I'll play it
here. Here's the guy by the hip hop see of this. I can
I'm sorry. I know you're not sorry. That's the point. The hypocrisy
of this speech, the hypocrisy of the fact that what do you have?
Can you please make a statement about President Joe Biden's speech. This is a
clearly war longering speech. President Joe Biden is calling for one hundred billion dollars
of funding for Israel, Taiwan and Ukraine. And we're supposed to just bundle
these together and pretend like we're gonna rush to World War three and we're all
just gonna let Hillary Rodham Clinton sit here. Okay, yes, right,
you know, yes, what this is? No? No, no,
I'm sorry my conversation. You're welcome to come, you can, you can
sit here. Okay, you're right, you're gonna, You're gonna. You're
gonna wait for me, right, I please, I don't. I do
not believe you. Listen to you, I do will respond. I do
not believe you, respectfully, I do not believe you. And the fact
of the matter is that the American people's voice are what needs to be heard
because they because our president is not speaking for the American people, and neither
are you. Your opinion, that's your epient, that's my opinion. But
well that's sit down. We've heard your opinion, Thank you very much.
Now we're gonna. I'm not gonna sit I'm not gonna stop. The guy
keeps going at and I feel like we even played too long, but he
starts bringing up free when you were disrupting. It is free speech. This
is free speech. Free speech that is not free speech. That's is people
constructing narratives that are openly hypocritical. All right, So, okay, the
guy may have a point. I don't know. I didn't see President Biden's
speech. It would be nice if we had he's talking less, if we
had less war. I can understand that. I thought, Look, I'm
not a huge Hillary Clinton fan. I haven't bangner since I always thought there
was some shady stuff in that Whitewater scandal that went on Whitewater. What about
the Epstein Island? The island and they took the one girl away? But
she has no idea who was there, No evidence, no check in logbook,
there's nothing there. She just went to jail. But Hillary wasn't part
of that. She wasn't. I don't, I don't. You don't think
she I think she might have known. I don't think she ever went.
I think Bill did. I think they've they've gone. I think they've had
people killed. I think she likes women, young women. There's a lot
of there's celeb You think, so I know so well she likes young women.
Yeah, I don't know anything. I think she's Kiki and they've got
a lot of people out of her out of her way. I think a
lot of celebrities were on that island. I think a big embarrassment. And
then that one name. I don't think it's come out. But they sent
somebody to jail, Yeah they did, and well they sent him to jail
for sex traffick. Okay, girls, but he doesn't know anybody that was
there. Oh oh wait, wait wait, wait, wait wait wait wait,
I'm miss I'm misunderstanding this. Epstein was the one I was saying went
to jail, but he's dead. Yes, so is there somebody else who
went to jail? I could not stay out? I don't really know,
so I'm not saying that. But this point, Look whatever about Hillary in
this setting, I go, you made your point, and her thing is
sit down. Will she wait for you afterwards? You're probably right she won't.
She said she would. Maybe she would because she said she would,
and she's gonna try to stick to a word. That's a possibility there is
that you can have the discussion free speech. You have it, but when
you you know, if you go into if you went into a church yelling,
you know what I'm saying. Free speech is a wonderful thing we have
in this country, but it gets weaponized so much, and I don't know
that people fully understand it. Always when you're in an institution, that's you're
interrupting. You're causing chaos all of a sudden people. I mean, that's
a disrupting thing. You could get people to all of a sudden start getting
up and running out. Who knows you could get hurt. I'm not saying
you don't have a point. I'm not trying to argue the politics. I'm
arguing the method. The method by which you're trying to get your message across
to me is when you're yelling and screaming and that lettings somebody else yes,
and all you're doing is yelling and disrupting you. They were there to hear
him. It's like a heckler at a fucking comedy show, which sometimes can
be very funny when the comic handles it right, but sometimes it's not.
And it's like, hey man, people paid to see this. Well,
I'm sure people paid something to be part of this thing. This kid,
this young guy may have a very valid point, like we probably let's not
enter in. I don't know, you know, countries used to be afraid
of US. I don't think they are anymore. What our president can't spell
right, so United States. I love going to the comments of people and
they're going, well, you know this want happened with Trump. I have
no idea what in terms of the Hunter, I have no idea. I
don't know, but I would say, like this guy, there's got to
be a better way to get that message out there. Although I didn't know
about it until she started yelling and somebody posted it on Twitter, so I
guess it worked in the end. I just there's a part of me that
makes me cringe when I see that, because back to your attention thing,
it's like, Okay, I got you, but you feel like you're not
being heard. And so take that ninety seconds and when she said sit down,
you're interrupting and be okay. I almost feel like you would get so
much more mileage out of that where people will go, you know that guy
actually did have a point scared of shit on me for a few seconds,
but it was harmless and he sat down and there was not another peep out
of the rest of the time. But it's actually had a good point.
I think it's different. Well say you can protest it out. Yeah,
but you got in and you want your voice to be heard. Sometimes the
sign doesn't do it all. I was thinking some Second Amendment right to bare
arms. Correct, Yeah, but now freedom of speech covers United States of
America. Freedom to bear arms covers the United States America, although in each
state there's different rules of laws. Yeah, well they went forward to the
states. Yeah, yeah, I think it should be a one across the
board, especially for selling illegal because my feeling is that when people have the
guns, they got them the right way, aren't the ones they're not.
So it's not federal law. You don't have to go to a stage yet.
We can we can build a little funds around Well, it depends on
I'm not see now. Now this is where I look like an idiot because
I don't know mine either. I was just thinking about it. That's a
good point. I think there are some federal gun statutes. I don't know
what the ghost gun law is that you know these are illegal guns with no
trace marks. Sometimes I think three D printers could create a gun that you
couldn't right create a gun. Could could build a gun for you. Uh.
They did find what they deemed a ghost gun. They heard shots downtown.
Police found somebody and they found, according to the news, a ghost
gun on the guy. I don't know, and that's clearly a violation of
lot. Could be a violation of federal law where you have to have a
registered firearm should be you know, So there's ass the federal and then the
state law also says, and don't forget in New York City. I mean
Plexico Burris who was the player for the New York Giants that was in the
club, had the gun in his waistband. But it wasn't registered in New
York. So you needed to have it registered in the state and also in
the city. It can't just be won. It had to be in the
responsible. Yeah, but god damn, I'll tell you this. I looked
into having a handgun. Uh, and somebody sent over when I worked in
radio was going to help us do it. The paperwork, it's a small
bible you got to fill out of paperwork for your gun permit or get for
your gun for a handgun permit. For a handgun permit, I don't know
about long gun shot. A long gun you can, I think, yeah,
but these handguns you couldn't. So to have a registered handgun. It's
like a paying the ass. And I think that's also pa. I don't
just got they got mine last year? You did? Yeah? Was it
only eight pages? I felt like this was so much thicker. I'll ask
my friend, because my friend was a deputy sheriff and he actually helped write
it and walk me through it, and he actually screwed up where I had
to go back and get another copy. You're kidding, no, yeah,
because it's complicated. It is, you know, it'll make it easy.
And if you just for reasons like so all this stuff, we need more
gun control, I don't know, because there's still illegal guns getting out there
and they're the ones that the problem until we got to crack down. And
I don't so if you look at countries that have no guns, well yeah,
they're not gonna have problems. But that's at a federal level for that
country, right national level. I'm not here and that's not gonna happen here.
You have the right to bear arms, and the right to bear arms
was really to protect yourself against the British coming into your house, kick it
in your door. You have the right to shoot them. You get a
gun just driving sometimes in the city is somebody cracks into somebody there the road
rage comes out and then you just start shooting ugly. It's terrible. Uh,
we'll take him moment. We'll check in with our buddy racer Randy.
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I don't know. I just going to obscure songs in my head and
then they were asso good song they did. Yeah, they were all some
good songs. Their greatest sense is a good one to have on stand by.
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someone and I think it was about his drug dealer. He caught cheating at
her. His girlfriend dated a drug dealer and uh coup the girlfriend. He
was upset that he wasn't going to be able to get drugs from this guy.
That's the story told the Darien Lake a few years ago was really Ario
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the three band Yeah, yeah, with the older bands an hour each.
Yeah. They used to do a lot of sticks, used to do a
lot of stuff together. Yeah. Uh. Chris Luber. We had started
out today talking about him because he's a listener of the podcast. He had
come in and done three one five Jeopardy, uh McQuaid kid, And then
today woke up and his house was on fire and it looks like pretty much
everything was a total loss. And then I tried to give out your uh
go fund me and it didn't. I don't think I did, right.
I don't think I did a good job because I said you're gonna have to
find it on this I had I had trouble myself, so I okay,
well I think I was misspelling your name. Yeah, because people can find
it on your Facebook page? Correct? Correct? Yes, so it's under
Chris. Yeah. Yeah, I've got something written down, which is I
believe it's a direct link to go fund me. What is it? Do
you have it right there? Or no? If you don't, don't worry
about it, because how do you spell your last name? If people just
wanted to find your Facebook page, can they find it through that? Uh?
No? I have privacy setting. Okay, all right, there you
go. Might want to open those up now people, Yeah you may,
Yeah, I know. Well, how do you spell your last name?
Can we say down here? Yeah, that's fine. It's it's l u
E double B as in boy e r T. I wasn't far off.
I had one B, not two bees. I had one B, not
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a second. It's not like the stripper that spelled go fund me. It's
q U l u b B big B. Is there three bees? Bees?
Is italian b RT. We'll be bagging after this. Chris So.
Chris was telling me he woke up this morning thinking that his girlfriend was getting
ready for work at like five point thirty this morning. Right there was bright
light and it turned out that was the actual fire. No, it wasn't
that. That was the actual fire. Okay, what so what had happened?
I always sleep with the TV on whatever, so the TV's on,
I always have sound in the background. But so I have I've got four
can lights that are in my bedroom and it's on a dimmer switch and they
were obviously off. Now, the fire originated. I lived in a raised
ranch. The fire originated in a closet, which was underneath the stairs,
so raised ranch. For those who aren't familiar, I'm sure most are,
but yeah, stairs, go upstairs, go down the like a split level
almost right the raised ranch. Yep, yeah, so that's where the uh
I'm sorry if my voice is shot. So the fire originated inside of a
closet. But so what I'm trying to get at with the lights is that
the lights were off. Oh I was sleeping and then all of a sudden
the lights come on. And it's on a dimmer switch, and if you
flip the dimmer switch all the way up a little bit too far, the
lights will start flickering, almost like a strobe light, right, and it's
super bright when you bring it all the way up. I never have it
on that setting. So anyways, this is what I wake up to.
And I'm you know, it's you know, five thirty and you know,
get the dust out of my eyes. And I'm like, oh, all
right, I said, you know, Kelly must be getting ready for work,
and she probably just turned the light on and went upstairs and the thing
was flickering. So I actually fell back asleep for if I remember correctly,
anywhere from thirty seconds to a minute. And as I'm laying there, I'm
thinking, I'm dreaming, and in my dreams, I'm hearing this snap,
crackle, pop, real loud noise, you know, yeah, almost sudding,
like the bowl of rice, crispy trees and uh. And then I
could smell the smoke, and you know, it was a very caustic smoke.
You know, it wasn't it wasn't. It wasn't like a campfire.
You know, It's just burning plastic and it was just awful. And so
finally I come to and I stand up and I look, I've got a
drop ceiling in my room, and there's about anywhere from a foot to eight
inches of smoke that has just collected strictly at the top of the ceiling in
my bedroom. So I, you know, I quickly, you know,
yelling at Callie, Babe, babe, babe, something's burning, something's burning.
You're taking it. At least you can laugh, Chris, at least
he could laugh. I'm no, yeah, I need to, But that's
what I'm calling you. If you don't cook at grub hub or all right,
crack on pop. I hear that every time my girlfriend leaves a house.
She's old go ahead, probably older than your house. Is that called
pre smack Douggie? Yeah? So was this an electrical fire, Chris?
Yeah, so I'll just give you a quick rundown. And uh so,
I've also got a wood stove that's in my room. It wasn't operational at
the time. I wasn't using it. But with that being said, I
have two sets of fire extinguishers that I leave down there, just in cakes
to be safe. All right. So anyways, like I said, I
woke Kelly up, and no sooner than I woke her up, the lights
went out completely. And now it's still, the sun ain't up, it's
dark. I can't see anything. And now the smoke's really he's starting to
come. And so I walk around the corner and I go to go up
the stairs and I look to my right where the closet door is, and
you can see the smoke just building out from the one inch gap underneath the
door and the floor. And it literally the smoke was literally I've never seen
anything like it. The smoke was literally hugging the door all the way up.
It was maybe two to three inches thick, but just went straight up
the door to the ceiling and coming in into my room. So at this
point I am now standing on the landing in front of the main entrance of
the house, and Kelly is next to me. Where's the house where located?
It's in Ontario, Okay, So at this so this is the other
part of the story. I I, you know, open my doors to
everybody. I've got another family, uh, two of my best friends that
live with me with their fourteen year old child. Kelly also has an eight
year old son that lives in the house. To accommodate. Kelly and I
are downstairs. Travis, Andrew Page, and Marley being the daughter. I'll
have the three bedrooms upstairs. So at this point Andrew, he comes up
to the top of the stairs. He's like, dude, what's going on.
I'm like, I do there's a fire. I'm like, find me
some water, find something. So he just we had a pot on the
stove. He filled it up with maybe two three inches of water and just
handed it to me and you know, the little panicking and he hands it
to me and I throw it down like it was so hot coming out of
there too. That So at this point, the fire is still contained within
this closet, you know, no, no, I don't. It's just
no time to think. I was still, you know at first. Yeah,
And that's the other thing. My phone was still beside me on the
next to the bed, so I didn't have a phone on me. So
anyway, I try and throw the water down there. It doesn't do anything.
It actually flared up a little bit, but it just landed on the
ground and went under, splitting the door. So Kelly at this point,
realizes all the smoke. She goes running up the stairs. She grabs Travis.
That's got Marley Page and Drew at the top of the stairs and we've
got we had two dogs and a cat, and Kelly and Travis get out
on the front step. Drew's like, where's Bunzo. That's the one dog.
Sadie was my dog, and he realizes that it's in their bedroom,
so he goes running down the hall to get the dog. And then I
realized, oh shit, Sadie's downstairs. So I look down from the landing
and the entire door to the closet just was engulfed with flames and took off
and I couldn't. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry, is
anybody the dog? Is what what do you need? You need blankets closed?
Is you do you have runners insurance? I mean you're not gonna have
anything for a little while, fundraiser or anything like that. Yeah, but
all right, but yeah, but in the meantime, the other couple,
the other couple don't rent. They just live with me and just one happy
family and we just share. So, like I said, at this point,
I realized that I can't get downstairs, and Drew realizes where the other
dog is. You know, the two the two female women and the eildren
are outside of the house, and I'm still standing at the top of the
landing. And I realized now Drew was gone, and the house it just
you couldn't see anything. Just everything goes quick, you know. Yeah,
and I'm just screaming. I'm like, you know, everybody, get out
of the house, Get out of the house, get out of the house.
Just a little buyer to that. So Chris, where are you now?
And you're obviously in a safe space, right, I mean a hotel
or yeah. Yeah, we're losing you there a little bit. But my
parents' house had burned down, so this is, uh, it's a tough
thing to deal with. Yeah, I think we kind of lost him,
but we'll find the GoFundMe. And then he did there to wrap it up.
Though, now I realized Drew's still in there, and I'm screaming for
him, and I'm not getting an answer, and I'm just like you know,
starting to panic a little bit. And then the next thing I can
hear is him screaming out of the window on the side of the house.
And luckily enough, I had an extension ladder that was right there because I've
been doing some tree work and building a tree fort in the backyard. He
had got the other dog that we had just literally threw him out of the
window to me. I got the ladder set up, he climbed out,
and by the time we made it to the across the road, the windows
just popped and burst and it floated the entire houses, just to golf and
plans. Yeah, after I got after I got Drew out of the window,
then we went to try and get Stady. I've got a back man
door that you could get in, and one time out of thirty it was
locked. I grabbed a four by four that I had smashed the window and
tried to go in and I couldn't it was too much smoke. And I'm
sorry for the know the loss that's tough to deal with, and just the
loss of everything, the house, all of it. It's it makes things,
uh, you know, tough. Hopefully the insurance works with you and
cooperates with you. I remember this. Remember my dad had to itemize everything
that was lost in the house. I mean it took forever, but he
was retired so he could take the time and do that. That became like
its full time job. So it is. It's a tremendous amount of work,
just to you know. Insurance doesn't make things easy. You're pay it
all the way through. That don't make it easy. Yeah, they don't
give it everything bad, No, they don't. They give you so much
sense on the dollar depending on the age of this stuff, is what you
need. Yeah, yeah, So if there's you know, if you get
the link to the send it to me via Facebook. I'll get it out
if you can the link whenever you have a chance. In the meantime,
we do have the spelling of your name, and it's Lubert l u E
B B E R T. Last name Chris Lubert C CHR I S.
And then you you can find the go fund me on his Facebook page.
I'm really sorry, and I know that, like this is all so new
and it's still playing through your head. You're not even twenty four hours in.
I'm glad you're okay and your family's okay. I'm sorry for the loss
of the dog and just everything else. But you know, thankfully all of
you made it out, and yeah, you'll bounce back. I have face
of that. Yeah, all right, well, yes, sir. Just
quickly before we wrap up, I just want to give a big thanks to
all the volunteer Flayer fighters that showed up what seemed like forty minutes and I
was losing my shit complaining where are they? Way are they? And once
we tracked phone calls, I had three different fire departments from Lincoln Hill,
from Ontario and from Walworth or actually there was Forward so regardless, they were
there within fifteen minutes taking care of everything. The Red Cross was there within
two hours. They got us housing out his blankets. I mean, none
of us were closed other than you know, we were in bare feet and
you know, right, and and then just lastly that you know, the
last thanks was going out to U Pets at Peace, which is located in
irondeq Way who found out about my situation and donated their services and took care
of everything free of charge. All right, good, Well, hang in
there, Chris, and up keep us updated on on how you're doing and
how we can help in any way. Okay, all right, thank you
very much, Bill. I appreciate it. You got it. Take care.
You have a drink, all right, I'd be drinking drinking without the
fire you drink when you change the batteries and your smoke detectors, pets and
peace. I'll tell you this quick story. I was allround and this couple
come out of their house with us box, you know, big box and
a head blue tape like you get at Weggman's cake, you know. And
I thought their last name was written on here you go, oh you know
Moran. Oh here's your cake. So gentleman opens up the door for her.
She gets in, he gets in. I haven't no, I haven't
hit my uber to see where we're going. I just looked at the mir
I go, hey, what do you got their birthday cake? And they
don't say anything. I'm like whatever, and I slide it to see where
we're going in it's pets in peace and arondoquait and it was their their cat.
I was It was the longest seven minute drive I ever had. I
made a wrong turn. She goes, you should have turned there. I
go, I'm so sorry. I really am just so sorry. You have
a good day, sir, God blast fove star rating five star. Please
they did not. I'm sorry. They did not give me one. They
didn't tip, but they didn't give me one. They give me a five.
Try to make light of the situation. I didn't even know it.
Did she say you should have just slid it over? Did she say that?
No? I slid No, No, I know that. But when
you you said I'm so sorry, did she say anything to you? No?
Oh, I think they just said day. You know, there's a
lot of asshole so upset we couldn't even drive away to call. He was
actually one that ran over their cat. I should have known it. Hey,
folks, you want a joke. I want to he reintroduce You're like,
hey, what's your name? I'll introduce you like you're a stripper.
What was your pet's name? Yea Mark, Molly and Tippy formerly Tippy.
All right, we'll take one quick break. We got to do two more
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is a huge kiss fad like that's his favorite? Your favorite? Bad,
right, Randy? Randy, Oh yeah, they're my favorite. No,
yes, that's my favorite. Hear me, yeah, I can hear.
Yeah, they're my favorite. Don and I love Cario, Speedwagon and Journey
after them. Okay, all right, yeah, Kiss, that's that's number
that's number two on my list for the Kiss. By the way, that's
just played the White House before for Grover Cleveland. That's crazy. Hey,
Randy, if you had, if you won the lottery, who would you
never tell that you won the lottery? Who would you never tell? My
ex wife? I forgot that he has two x wives. I forgot he
is too. Okay, that makes sense. And you're married now? Yes,
lovely one, Yes, she's very go ahead, let me tell you
she is gorgeous three times. That's right? Had Randy got that? Got
it right there? You know. Doug's here tonight, Doug Phelps and Doug
was in a self driving Tesla yesterday for an uber. What do you think,
Randy, No BOYLF driving uber? Yeah, as I know self driving
cars. I'm telling her right now, I can't hoo. Can you imagine
something get to the accident comes in for a warranty work? Well, I
wanted to go left and all of a sudden I went right, and they
know I just that's stuff is just crazy. I mean I've talked to guys
the same withs been in the business not as long as me, but it's
been probably in like thirty years, and said, when those kinds of stuff
stuff comes out, I'm out. I don't I don't want to know.
Nothing really just going to be a thing, because they're not going to be.
It's like everything has everything's getting harder to work on. Though everything harder
to work on. I can understand that. Yeah, and so there will
be more training and more of that kind of stuff. Right Well, I've
told her, I have told like even my grants thinking about being a technician,
and I said, where you better do is you better take heavy into
electronics because that's where everything's going to go, and that's going to be and
all that stuff, and sooner or later it's going to be that way,
you know, and you know, you know, and they're you knowing.
You never know what's going to happen. Everything done some day and say how
he can't have any more gasoline powered cars and it's got to be electric.
It's it's going to be crazy, h and you know, and I never
saw this coming in my lifetime. Yeah, I'm not. I'll just say
this and it becomes a political statement and I don't mean it that way.
I'm just looking at it from what I like to think is a linear logical
way. The electric car was built first. We had that before the gas
engine. If it was that good, we would have gone with it somewhere.
There's money involved in this, but all this stuff with these electric cars,
many of them are more than one battery. These batteries have metals in
them that are not good. Life Cycle is a company that's in Rochester.
But I don't know what's going on with life Cycle. There's some kind of
deal where they're like, not gonna be in Rochester. They are going to
be here where now this tech hub quadrant of who the fuck knows? A
very one of the best reporters in our area, asked Senator Schumer, and
he started, I should have got to grab the audio this because she starts
to say and he goes sticking to the topic. Right, We're gonna stick
to like you recognized her and she wasn't trying to sandbag something's going on with
life Cycle, which is part of that. But life Cycle's whole thing is
to recycle these car batteries, which has been my biggest beef because I go,
here's the one thing nobody's thinking about. What the fuck do you do
with these batteries that are toxic as hell? Right? And then Eric these
medals that you can only get some of these precious metals in certain parts of
the world. We may run out of those. I don't know, but
the recycling idea is great, and I like the idea of jobs, and
okay, this is the way things are going. I've driven electric cars.
They're impressive. If you drive them correctly, you can make your brakes last
for five years. That hurts guys like Randy a little bit, but you
know, and they are. They're cool. The quick pickup it's not a
gas pedal, it's an accelerator. It's seen all Okay, I got it.
But at the same time, I'm going, well, what about where's
the energy coming from to power these cars coal plants, which is not cutting
down on the carbon emission the way we think it is. So what are
we really doing and what's the reaking people a lot of money? Well,
somewhere you go. Nancy Pelosi, who bought all this time the day before
Biden says, oh, we're going to go electric cars. It very well
could be. I mean, look, I get it, you want to
have an electric car, and you believe that's better for the environment. I'm
not going to argue with you. Go ahead, but I did still't think
that everybody should be going that way. I think that the car deal.
I don't know how you're going to do this infrastructure wise, in terms of
having enough outlets for people. Most of these cars go three hundred miles a
charge. Most I don't know. People who have them love them. I
agree, but you've had to they go from home to work, the grocer
and home and change cars. Right now, try driving down to New York
City, which is five hours away, and you've got to stop for a
while. Granted, you could stop and have lunch like a lot of people
do on a road trip like that, and charge it up, but will
there be enough charging stations. How many people are here? These are the
thing about this? Yeah, we think about this. How about driving from
Buffalo rash get caught in the snow, so I'm stuck on a through way
for three days? No shit, right, you know? You know?
I mean that's and then and my biggest deal too, what are we to
do? Come out with a generator? I mean you would literally have to
come out with a generator to start these cars because how many times have we
not seen Triple A or others go out with gas cans to start up cars
because people have been letting them idle with the window cracks of carbon monoxide but
to stay warm? Right, yeah, and just and I'm thinking of you
know, as I said's a perfect story with the battery cars go ahead?
A hybrid escape She bought it use. She paid eighteen thousand dollars for it
used. Okay, here six months later the battery went dead out for a
new battery installing the carts twenty eight thousand dollars. Holy shit, you didn't
know that? So yeah, so there she's I heard she's trying to ship
idea here. Wait here, she got a used car for eighteen thousand.
Now she's got twenty eight thousand because the battery lasts about four or five years,
depending the battery, the hybrid batter all batteries, hybrid battery. Yeah,
I think it's the hybrid battery the only last. The governor has to
take away all gas stoves. Yeah, so if you lose power, yeah,
you can't turn on the gas to heat yourself. And there was twenty
eight pound death last year. I always were supposed to have freedom in America.
Take your charm, and you're right, because I can remember back when
I hit my first house, the power went out. My next our namehme.
Remember you remember the tern couple lived next to me, Bill, Yes,
remember the Grecos. Yes, where they he had an actual restaurant stove
heating things when they cooked on. Yeah, I mean we went over there.
His house was nice to warm. He had the gas on, he
had to heat on. We had a nice, very nice warm They made
break for me for two or three days in the morning. I mean,
but you know, so that's how the day were fine. And I had
electrics. So where was I going in for two or three days and I
had any electric? You know? So it's really it's really funny how stuff
is going to work. Take this away, take this away, take this
away. But okay, but give me something that's going to replace it.
So my life's not going to change, you know. I don't see what
they're going to do. What about me? I got a guest, I
have a guest, dove. I got a guess. Do you know?
I got my wife loves gas. I hate cooking on electric. Yeah,
no, I hear you. Look believe me. I see the benefits.
I understand the idea behind it. I think most people who are doing it
are trying to do it for good purposes. You know. I think if
we're but be a good steward of the planet in general, you know,
try to do the recycling stuff if you can. I'm not sure that any
of this shit actually works. I'll be going honest with you, but I'll
take my bottles back and I'll recycle. I'll do that. I'll play the
game. I have no problem with it because I don't want to be polluting.
I don't like I've seen littering garbage. I appreciate the people who do
the cleanup and all that stuff in the trash. I know there's a company
billion dollars worth of garbage out of the ocean. Yeah, where we get
a ton of food to feed the earth. Yes, you want to talk
about saving the earth, save the ocean. But here's the thing is recycling
Now you can you can actually turn saltwater into regular water. Yes. Why
don't we have more plants like that? Well, there's h that was something
that Yes, because the idea of running out of fresh water is another thing.
I'm not saying I don't believe that stuff, but I go, this
planet's been around for a long time. I'm not saying that it won't,
but it certainly seems to have been able to withstand a lot. And we're
nothing this planet. I know, we're just we're one volcano way of going
bye bye. Yeah. But I mean, at the same time, the
planet's been around for so long it takes it seems to kind of take care
of itself. It's a it's an ecosystem. Are we warming the planet up?
It would be stupid to say we're probably not. Yes, there's more
of us. We're driving cars. I understand that, but I don't know
if it's to the degree that it is. Because every day I get up,
have you thought at any point today, have you Randy or you Doug
thought, well, at least the Earth is still spinning and we're still in
the orbit in the sun. Came up that thought ever cross anybody? No,
No, it didn't, and I guarantee did it. I don't mean
that in any other way. I got driving uber. Yes, a beautiful
day. It's been doing its ship. Yeah, it's been doing all the
time. So are we overreacting to stuff? Do we need to be good
stewards of the planet. Yes, it's been around for a billion year.
We've been so, we've been around for two hundred keeping track of the weather
changed it. Have we damaged stuff? Now? There are certain places India,
China, downtown Hong Kong where my friends have worked overseas and they've taken
a picture. Oh it's a cloud. It's a clouds is like that?
Yes, they should be focused on and try to get some circular. My
mother, my mother, my sister, was teaching English. She has a
doctor in linguistics. When she was doing this, she taught English in Singapore.
She said, you'd had to take a shower and wear a mask because
they don't have an e p A. Yeah, so you're breathing huh pa
e p A said, yeah, so they don't have that, you know,
an environmental protection Act of any kind. So you're out there breathing in
every fucking right, do you see what they're saying? Like so there are
yes, there are other countries, so it's a big population. We're a
small part of that. But at the same time, I get it.
Okay, electric car if they're fun to drive, Man, I've done it,
I dig it. I would love to see an electric road race,
Randy, I would. That's what I want to do is sit in the
stand. But the hell was that with the noise? And I'm going to
go there and get some fake fucking noise in there. We'll get some.
Yeah, we'll get it all revved up. But I mean be Likestone people
well up speak you know, speaking of that and what happened in NASCAR.
Can talk to you over the weekend. Oh look at may tell you.
It was a pretty good race. It looked like Kyle Larson was going to
walk away with it, and then he made a little mistake coming into when
there Bryan Ryan Blaney was coming to ped Larson was going to follow him,
and Blaney slowed down a little bit more than Lars thought he was, and
he goes down and he ended up phitting the big sand buckets at the end
of pay Road. He took himself out of the race and he was pretty
much walking away with it. Then it came down to Ryan Blaney and Christopher
Bell. And Christopher Bell just had a little bit better car because he had
the more short run where Ryan needed the long run speed. But Christopher Bell
put himself into the final four at Phoenix. So so right now you have
Larson and Bell in the final four. As far as the points go Byron
is thirty three points. He's good, he's pretty good. Blaney's a ten
above. You got Hamlin and Truex we're both sixteen down. So this last
race in Martinsville, it's a half mile track. It's known for bumping,
banging and getting people mad. It's going to be a real interesting race to
watch. It's girlfriend bumping, grinding, bumping and banging. You know,
check the oil. Okay, we're good and you know it just they you
know, it's going to be come down to somebody's going to get in by
points. But Hamlin's good there, Truux is one there, Blaney's good there.
It's going to be real interesting. However, they qualify on Saturday.
How they're going to race on Sunday is going to be really interesting. I'm
pushing for Ryan Blaney, he's the last four guy is I like Blainey.
My wife likes Blaney. He's actually he's he is the first, second favorite
driver. He's in my top five, no doubt. And uh, I
just got to be answered. But you've got two Toyotas. You got a
Chevy two Toyotas and one and a guy and Afford Chris Pusher. He's fifty
six points out. He's got to win to get in. He's got no
shot at this unless he wins. And he's not great there so and uh,
it's gonna be really interesting to see what happens. I don't uh Toyle,
I think toyot is gonna win this, but I'm hoping Denny Hamlin,
like Mark Martin, best driver in NASCAR, has never won a championship,
shouldn't want a twenty ten. He screwed himself on that stupid race there.
He screwed himself. Should have won that year, but it not. But
I'm not a Handlin fan. But he's due. I mean, he he
might surprise somebody. We'll have to see what happens. You know it's gonna
be it's gonna be a dog for the last. This race will be a
dogfight. And then at the championship race will have to see who we actually
qualify as the best and goes from there because you've had he had to Chase
Elliott who started last when he won a championship that he started last and he
ended up winning the race, winning the championship. You know who knows?
Yeah, I like I like Chase. But we'll see, Randy, you've
raised a couple of boys, yes, Now when they were kids, did
uh? Did you ever hit them? And I don't. I don't mean
that like as punishment was their spankings or was it? Oh I spanked him,
you know, not hit them hard, but I take them on the
bottom. So they knew what was going on. Well, I know nothing
real, nothing, nothing like my dad went through it his dead. She
get the time, no right times Awayne County. This uh late lady thirty
seven years old. I'm not going to say her name, but she got
arrested. Uh. I think if your kid goes to school with the mark
now I remember third grade. I am fifty two years old. I remember
this. I was eight. The Dagoski twins. Okay, they were kind
of they were polish, but they I had to do it just because I
used to always do these jokes to this one guy. You'd get very upset.
Uh. But I remember one of them came in and he still had
the handprint of his dad's hand on his face, like red hand, and
Uh, one of like what happened? He was nothing his brother. It
was John and Michael Deigoski and John. I think it was Michael that got
hit, and John said, we were wrestling with our dad and he caught
him in a bad like you might have hit him in the nuts. I
don't remember what it was. I think he said, caught him in a
bad spot, which would be your nuts, and dad haul off and whacked
the kid. That was last night. It's the next day. Still read.
Nobody did anything. Nobody said it was the no no. But what
I'm saying is, I don't think there was something in the morning. Yes,
they said they said it was from the night before. These are kids
talking, right, You could be right. My point is teachers are today
mandatory reporters. Nothing. I don't believe anything happened. I think missus Knapp
was like, oh what happened? Ah? My dad? All right,
should listen better? Yeah, you know what I mean? What was that
kind of thing? This lady five year old kid, she lost her cool
and she hit him with a charging cord from like an iPhone or a tablet.
He had red marks on his arm. She's arrested red marks right now.
He might have hit him. She might be swinging that pretty hard to
hit him. You loop that over and swing it, it would leave a
mark, it would. Yeah, And if you have two chords, that's
going to be mark. I mean, like, if you loop the cord
now it's two, it strikes the kid. I'm not saying it's right.
I'm going I always worry about pulling a kid out of a situation like that.
Not Here's why, because now you take the kid, he thinks he's
in trouble. He doesn't get to see his mom. He's five, he
loves his mom, he has no idea. She needs to be educated on.
Don't do that with the kid. But I always hate the pull in
the family apart type thing. That's just mine, right, I mean,
that's the worst part about it. I mean that's right. I can't say
that you do. If you do it once to me, it's okay.
But if it's repeated, then we got a problem. Well, I mean,
yes, it would nice if we didn't. If you didn't like use
a cord. Well, my dad just would fill up a pillowcase with oranges.
And he was smarter because mine right for a week. But I also
had no I mean, I mean, I don't. I got the belt.
When I was a kid. My parents that many parents. My dad.
Let me tell you that my father told me stories about him and like
and my uncle's Yeah, my father used to get hit with a horse.
We damn with a horse. And but his his older brother Jim would get
hit with a two by four You not yeah two by four my grand my
grandfather, Uh with that wood and spoon from your mother. Yeah I had
I got that. Yeah, I got I got what I got it with
the fly swatter once. I remember that one time, you know you remember
that? Yeah that'll leave a mark. Yeah, show world. Things are
things are different now. Things are different now because if you know you hit
your kid like he had, a bunny of mine said that one time the
kids you get kid get through is you hit me, I'm calling the police,
and you better call names too. They're gonna take it off. So
you know, it's just it's just, you know, things are different,
you know, I do. I think kids should be spanked certain things.
Maybe do something that really piss you off. Yet something that's really bad,
just a little kiddly stuff. Now, I mean, just to sit down
and talk to him. You're gonna yell you. It's gonna piss you right
up. And I yelled at my kids. Don't get me wrong, I've
blown up at my kids. One I'm really good, you know. And
it's just you know, and you try to apologize and make ser them down
to listen. You shouldn't do this because you know, and that is why
my son Bred did something with them where he could have jeopardized him playing high
school baseball. And I had lit into him. I said, would you
rather do this and give and give up your baseball plan? Well? No,
why did you do it? You know? I mean I was pissed,
yeah, you know, but you know, and then then I calmed
down and talked to him. Yeah, I understand that they and they need
to understand consequences. I feel bad for this five year old in the story
because oh yeah, I'm just saying, like your five, you're confused,
boos. Now all of a sudden, you know, you're mean, potentially
taken away from mom. Maybe you have to live with a relative. It
doesn't make sense. Happen Joey, Yeah, you know it's Sam's drink stuff.
Yeah, and Bill, it doesn't make it rich. Maybe if you've
got the richest people in the world, or you've got the people that have
no money, it doesn't matter. It happens to everybody. Oh yeah it
does. I agree, it doesn't. There's no there's no But I think
it happens. I think it happens more at both extremes of the economic spectrum
that it does in the middle. I think that I think there's a lot
of abuse with rich people because sometimes somebody's working so much they're stressed out,
or there's just some kind of general unhappiness, which people go, how could
that be? But there is, believe me. And then on the other
end, you know, again the same frustrations and stuff and the kids crying
and you don't have and you don't know where it's going to come from tomorrow,
and will you have milk for him? And the pamper and when the
next thing, you know, you fucking lose it. And yeah, it's
not right. I'm just saying that. I think it's both extremes and the
people in the middle are just kind of have to get educated on it.
The ones there should have the condom aisle right next to the beer aisle.
Don't have the condoms in the same aisle with toothbrushes and toothpaste. Doff,
So no, put it next to the beer. You're gonna go get hammered
and have a beer and then pamper. Yeah, yes, yeah, and
just remember remember, honey, the condom is not a funnel. Honey,
Okay, just remember that. So when you're doing beer, to be careful.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, Randy, that latex
test taste funny. Always always fun to talk to you, Randy. I
I enjoy it. Okay, get ready for Martinsville next week, I say,
next week's Sunday, Watch Martinsville. I'm pulling for Ryan Blaney, so
my wife will palling for Blaney get in the final four. I think truthfully
that I think that Gunny Hamlin is going to pull it out, will hopefully
not win every but I think he's going through. We're gonna pull for Ryan
Blaine and see if you can win it. Okay, all right, so
it's going to be interesting. I guarantee it'll be. It'll be the last,
the last twenty five last will be the best part of that race,
all right, racing r Ryan Blaney is gonna be the guy to watch last
twenty five laps. Thank you, Randy. Okay, you have a great
week, you too, Bye bye. All right, we'll take a moment.
You got enough time to do one more. We'll do the bartender.
You sure, I'm still waiting on Color twenty four up to two? Wait
you got to? Yeah, same as a call back called you, I
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door dress a black movie star. I love my bartender named Doug, or
I saw Doug god farseales being a bartender. Yes, I'm sorry, I
didn't know where that gun in a country. It was a lovely uh lovely
establishment. Nice center it is. It's great food too. You got to
come out and you can uh large menu. I wanted to. I've heard
of that about the food. I actually had. I know someone who's was
their dad's favorite place. Yeah, I think it was Matt. I think
Matt said that last night. Okay, Matt Reese, Yeah, yeah,
his dad was it was his dad's favorite place. So, uh, ask
the bartender. Now I figure as a bartender, like, what should you
ask a bartender about? I would assume, uh, maybe drink recommendations,
possibly food pairings, what would go well with this? Maybe ask about our
etiquette? How do we act at this bar? Can we be a little
loud? Can we be you know what I'm saying. But a lot of
times people just open up to you. They do. I've heard a lot
of things over the years, a lot of things you have, Yes,
have people like really confided, almost almost like something you would tell or an
uber driver where they're just having a yeah okay. So in both those,
just listen, just keep eye contact, you know, do your thing and
yeah, you know, let them let them get it off their chest.
I pulled up some great lounge music. So this is uh a text that
came into five e five two O six eighty eight sixty six. My girlfriend
and I of a year recently broke up. Before I broke it off,
she planned a big weekend trip from a birthday. All of my friends got
work off to come, and we had an airbnb booked. Unfortunately, she's
unable to cancel it and get her money back. All of my friends and
I still want to go. If it's already paid for and we have off
work, why not do it? Am I a jerk if I still go
through with this birthday celebration that she planned. No, she's just not coming
right, right? Yeah? In any fashion? Any fashion? Yeah?
No matter, Yeah, because I go. Look, no matter what you
do, you're gonna be a jerk. But as long as I would say,
pay her, yeah, pay her for the airbnb, venmo her the
money. You don't even have to see her face, right, Absolutely,
I would still go, cash time, cash out, baby more, we're
going, Yeah, and THENMO you on Monday. And if you're a real,
if you're a real jerk, you gotta pay. If you went,
you'd have to pay. Wouldn't you pay her back? Well? Why did
you break up? Did she cheat on you? That? Yeah? I
guess you should. I mean if you just OK, well, let's say
it's one of these things where I mean, you know, I got a
friend who chick's always giving him grief about something, and he's just like I
had it, So not no cheating. But she paid all this money.
You know, I'd venmo or the money whatever cash app and then I would
make sure all my buddies and I posted lots of pictures of us having a
great time. Yay, that's right, girls at the pool. All right,
here's another one. This one's a long one, Okay. I've been
dating my boyfriend for six weeks when he first mentioned his childhood best friend Jack.
Jack lives in Buffalo, where my boyfriend grew up. They don't see
each other as much as they would like, so that's why it wasn't until
my boyfriend and I crossed a three month mark before I got to meet Jack.
At dinner in Buffalo. My boyfriend and I were waiting outside the restaurant
for Jack when this smoking hawk girl comes walking up. My boyfriend gets excited,
goes in hugs this girl. I then step in to introduce myself and
say, you must be Jack's girlfriend. She laughs and says, I'm not
dating myself. I'm Jack. It's short for Jacqueline. As a terrible move
on the guy, Hey, my best friend is a girl. Yeah,
and her name's Jacqueline. Don't have a girl be surprised like that? Okay,
it was like I got hit in the face with a brick. Yeah,
Doug. I'm not sure I even remember much of the dinner because I
just kept thinking about what was going on and noticing how amazing the connection was
with my boyfriend and Jack and Jack. Just Jack, did you guys ever
date? Did she say that? When we got in the car. I
tried not to len on how upset and jealous I was, but I couldn't
hold back. When he asked me what I thought of Jack, I told
him that he should have let me know that she was a girl. He
said that he didn't think it mattered. I said, of course it matters.
Most guys don't have a female best friend, especially one that could be
a model. My boyfriend said that shouldn't matter and reminded me that they've been
super close since they were six. He tries to tell me that he never
saw Jack that way and has hooked her up with several of her former boyfriends.
Now I guess they see why my thirty two year old boyfriend has never
been married. It must be jack. Am I headed for heartache, Doug
if I stay in this relationship. Yep, bam, bam bam. That's
right off the bat. She's already three months into it. Yeah, it's
a trust issue. You didn't tell me the whole thing. Yeah, so
every time, hey, we're going to the bills game? Well, what
else is going on? Girl? You mean, squirrel Math, Well you
didn't. You didn't tell me everything the last time. Didn't trust me.
I couldn't trust you. Then you didn't tell give me all the information.
Right, you're not gonna give me all the information now right. It's girl
Math. I can do my girl Math. That's it, girl Math.
I always thinking, girl Math. I remember I never heard girl Math.
I remember hearing an argument once and there's a Boddy of mine going, Yeah,
it's the goddamn girl Math. My wife does. She'll actually pay fifteen
dollars for shipping instead of thirty dollars for free shipping for every time she orders.
He actually thinks she's saving money. Oh okay, she saved one thousands
of dollar dollars by buying this. Yeah, just got eight pillows and the
goddamn pepperl uses too. Squirrel Math that's that's squirrel math. I understand.
I remember bartend down the lake and there was four or five girls and they
were discussing the sleepover cuddle, sleepover cuddle, cuddle after sex, and two
out of the five were like, no, I don't cuddle. When he's
done, he can leave. I got what I want. Out of five,
five don't want to go with you. I'm like, don't recommend it.
Sex is only gonna last so long. I mean, I like to
cuddle and wake up and then you're probably gonna have more sex. He goes
home and you wake up horny, So like, don't you have that passion
that touch? Like, no, I don't. I just vibrator, That's
what I said. They don't like to be touched. Well, sex so
much. We're cuddling and touching, and I like it because you might wake
up in the middle of the night, something happens, you wake up in
the morning. Yeah, you know you have that first bout of boom boom,
like morning sex. I love morning sex. It's yeah, it's right,
ladies getting down in my big hard crank. Besides, winning the lottery
today is not gonna get There's much better than this. Somebody buys me a
free am you know what time to bang? Put on a little Kathy Lee?
How long ago? Oh? I go right to the floor and hey,
can you do this? Did you? I took you? Make Kathy
Leek different? I couldn't remember who Kelly Ripper? Kelly Ripper? Now that's
all right, Kathy Lee. You're hanging out with old people. They still
think Jeffard do one of those where you're like, you have a buddy.
Maybe he was married for a long time and he's they marriage ends. You
don't hang out with them a lot. It's kind of a on your b
friend list. You run into them, it's got his new girl with him,
and you let out the old girl's name when you say, no,
you've never done that. I try to stay away from that, keep it
nice and sithing. I mean, what if they had the similar name Jess
and Jen? Okay, well I had a Jess and Jen situation. Once,
stay away from the exits. Don't bring anything up around the end.
No, but they're right there. I'd go, hey Dan Jen, I
mean, Jess, how you doing? Yeah, it's like where's yoga?
All right? Here's a one last one for you? Okay, last one?
All right, we've got time, we can do a couple more.
Well, that's all I got for you, all right, here we go.
This was a little complicated, okay, and I I have thoughts on
it, Doug. I've been dating this awesome girl for a little over three
months. It's been so much fun. We see each other at least four
or five times a week. All right, that's pretty serious, right,
four five times a week. Yeah. She even spends the night every other
weekend. The reason it's only every other weekend is because she has a beautiful
six year old girl, and whenever her ex has their daughter, she can
spend the weekend with me. Okay. Problem I'm having is after thirteen weeks
of dating, it's not a long time, she's never introduced me to her
daughter. I understand being protective, but I feel like we are ready to
make to take the next step. Three weeks ago we told each other we
love one another. That's a little fast, and I would not get introduced.
I dated this woman with her kids were sixteen and fourteen week fourteen and
twenty, and it took nine months for me to medium and I was in
no rush. Yeahs as long as it took to make the kid. I
asked her last week. I asked her last week that I really want to
spend time with her and her daughter. She told me that although she loves
me and knows that I would be wonderful with her daughter, she still needs
more time. I don't want to pressure. It really hurts that we love
each other and she feels uncertain about letting me meet her. I feel like
I love her more than she loves me. Give it time to put your
man china away. Yeah, maybe you got the ex the father of the
kid and they might have an agreement. Hey, yeah, we're not introducing
boyfriend girlfriend to her daughter. Have you ever you've heard of that. Maybe
you've years ago. Maybe you know somebody, Doug who's going through something like
this and give me advice. I would say, just wait, I have
an agreement now I am. I am not divorced. I am legally separated,
and there were reasons behind that. But in there there is an agreement
that I signed, and my lawyers like, this is crazy that I wouldn't
introduce the kids to anybody unless it was serious, like you were getting married,
like you you know, you have to be engaged for your kid.
I think so well, my kids now they're twenty three and twenty one,
they're off. I can introduce them to anybody. It wouldn't be a big
deal. I wouldn't because I don't. I'm not seeing anybody and I'm not
here, you know. Uh. And then I have a thirteen year old,
and that's just confusing anyway, you know what I mean. It's confusing
for them. It's confused. What okay unless that person was like and I
think if I were living with somebody, it would be a different story,
but not necessarily engaged. But you know, then yeah, maybe eight nine
months, make sure it's going the right way. Well, I think my
lawyer had said something like usually it's six months i've seen or eight months,
and I'm like, you know not, it's got to be until this.
And I was like, I don't really care. I'm not looking to go
down. I'm all right there, it's okay. I help somebody. Uh
installed drapes. She was getting going through divorce. Hey, no, she
goes. Can you do they match the carpet? Ah? You can you
tell me with this? Your son was there? Her husband was leaving.
Yeah, and I had known him or met him once, and Heyboddy what's
cool the kid, he's just running around. Yeah, so like, well,
let's get a hammer, let's get these things up. And the guy
saw us through the window, like yeah with the new family. All of
a sudden, there's knocking the door. He's like, get his jacket,
I'm taking them. I'm like, whoa, whoa. When he goes this
has nothing to do with you, I'm like, wait, man, I'm
like, if you're a mad because I'm here, I'm like, I'll leave.
I don't have to be a friend of the kid. I could come
back and do this another time. Yeah, because I don't want to lose,
right, I don't want you to take the kid. So I don't
know, I just leave. And so I left. Yeah you got to
stay. Okay. I guess they were they didn't have a child custody bad.
I mean it was just yeah, yeah, so she was just getting
replaced in plants. I was being a good guy. Yeah, this is
a good guys. Get man, you could have got punched in the face.
I could have in front of the kid. People. Probably not,
I would hope not. Yeah, I would hope not. But even out
somewhere else, you ever run into the guy. No, this is yeah,
thirty years ago. Yeah, it's it's it's a weird thing. I
you know, my guys were a little bit older late high school years when
we separated, and now they are much older. So that's you might be
the youngest guy. You might be out on a date and uh, they
come in the same barm. Hey dad, Oh, hey, who's this
My friend Susan. We came out for what are you doing here? He's
my here's my kids, my son? Oh hi, nice to mea you
want to scotch? No dad? All right, cool? You want to
split an uber? No? Dad? You want to self driving tesla to
take you home? Euh? How did you get out of here? Kid?
Kids? Scram? Did you see your dad's working over here? Come
on? It's like horrible fucking cock blacker. I think, who is for
you? Who is just at the at the club? Uh? What's his
name? He's got that joke he was in Billions and forgetting the guy's name.
But anyway, he has a joke. He goes, Yeah. Man,
when I look back, I block more cock for my mom in the
eighties because I was a little kid in footy pajamas. Some guy be coming
around feels so bad. Yeah, all right, well we will close it
out. Doug. Always a pleasure to thank you, Always a pleasure.
Tuesday boosday, we gotta give it too. Well you've been boozing. Oh
yet figure out I need a good niche on Tuesday? Okay, why I
like? Ask the bartender. I like, and I actually and and somebody
wrote me asking if we would open up the phone line more. I said,
yeah, I mean, I'll start pushing that a lot more. It's
five e five two six eighty eight sixty six all that. It's five two
O six two o six eighty eight eighty eight sixty six sixty six. That's
right, not sixty nine six shy. But yeah, we can. We
can take a phone call there. Yeah, ladies want to date Doug.
As a matter of fact, you can call that number anytime. It's connect
into a voicemail. But when we're on live we can open it. I
mean, if they have the bulified podcast out of a legacy, I might
get you know, yeah, buddy, carry home. I'm gonna buy one
of those vans with a ramp. Come on in, Sally, Doug,
there's a Pony Express out of here. Well, Pilgrim, always a pleasure,
my friend learn the laughter. For Chris Lubert who wishing all the best
to please help out his GoFundMe as this house burned down and lost his dog.
Poor guy for racing Randy. You know I don't believe in spanking his
kids, but not whipping him with a cord. And for Doug with great
advice, I'm Bill Morando. See you tomorrow at