Seven Land Productions presents to you Cop Doctors Episode twenty four, eleven angry men
and one mildly perturbed the woman. As you can see, the idea and
even identities of our clients were stolen. It was swift, deliberate, and
careless. We implore you, gentlemen and lady of the jury, consider how
you would feel if your very lives, the essence of your being were stolen.
The Firefighter lawyers were hot at work trying to prove the intent of the
Netflix owner stealing Cop Doctor idea. Anything else to add o, Lantern,
I suck at you. Eco objection overruled you. Guys honestly have been acting
like guns the whole trial, so you're ruled over. The Netflix owners had
already made their statements. They were being represented by attorney general while Cop Doctors
were being represented by general attorneys. They needed to wrap things up fast because
it was almost five and once five hit, both Jakoff and Jack o'lenton were
firefighters. That is just how it is. You know this, Okay?
The jury will now go and deliberate and we will reconvene in an hour.
I would also give me enough time to go order and eat a cuban from
the corner store. All right worth the honorable Judge Aron go Yankees. What
do you think case fingers crossed? Worry? I think the jury will make
the right call. Yeah, like with OJ what No, No, not
that OJ. OJ Sampson, my friend from high school, nice guy played
college ball. How long do you think they'll take who knows? Hopefully not
long. They know what's right and they know we become firefighters at five.
We now sit in on the jury room to listen to the eleven angry men
and one mildly perturbed woman. So it's decided I shall be the foreman because
I want any meaning my ny mo. I still think you cheated. I
would never the jury was ready to deliberate. Shall we get started? I
don't think those cop doctors should receive one penny? I mean, what is
that? Cops and doctors preposterous? May either it sounds made up if you
ask me something. Some stupid ideo with half his brain sales missing would cook
up when he's bored and can develop any good ideas. I agree, like
a stupid late twenties early thirties podcaster who's never watched adult swim but acts like
he has you think he hasn't watched adult swim ever? Probably not, but
people won't believe him because his comedy is just so out there. I see
what about you, Juror number seven, what say you? I say that,
even if they are the originators, what makes them have total control of
the idea? Should other people not be able to be cops and doctors?
Is this not America? Is this not the land of the Free? Oh?
It is? You have more to say, dur rate, just this,
Down with cop doctors, Down with cop doctors, I say, Juror
nine. Here's the thing. When I was growing up in the Middle East,
I too struggle. Everyone does, so their struggle isn't much of anything
to me. You lived in the Middle East, Yes, I'm from Ohio.
That's not the Middle East. Well it's not the Midwest. That's for
damn sure. Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, you can't fight in here.
This is the jury room. Ahem, sorry, gentleman. And one woman.
Thank you for saying one before woman, because I am the only female
here and I want that known. You're welcome. I shall do it every
time, Thank you, kind sir. Okay, back to and where were
we? Juror ten. I could care less about this solo deal. I
just want to get home and watch football. There's no game on today.
I don't watch games my staff for three hours of my actual football. Why
because I haven't owned a TV since nineteen thirty six. You're not that old.
I could be that old. Show me your birth certificate. Fine,
here you go. Holy shit, this man is a hundred and thirteen years
old. Yeah, I owned cheeves before they were even mainstream. Then why
don't you have one now? Because I have my football? Yikes? Can't
believe you were selected. But okay, D eleven, I say we give
them the death penalty. Whoa, I don't think that's an option they should
fry for this? Oh will wait? Who the cop doctors? Old Netflix
exacts? Do we even have the death penalty here? No, we don't.
We could give them ourselves. I have weapons. I want a gatana
and a gumball machine. Yesterday. Shouldn't you win gum and a gumball machine?
You'd think. Okay, we're all a little perturbed by this case.
What does perturbed mean? It's pronounced disturbed, No, perturbed, feeling concerned,
unsettled. I'm not perturbed. I'm angry. Actually I'm angry. You're
hungry too. No, I'm angry and I'm hanging angry. See me hanging
from the door frame? We we? Yes, I do. Now get
down here, use silly goose. Sorry, jeral One. You say that
we're all perturbed, but we're not. We're angry, all of us.
Yes, I'm stuck in this small room. Is so many angry men?
It's crazy, right, so let's call it. Everyone think they're guilty.
Good meeting a journ Open the door. Wait, no one asked me what
I thought? You seemed content? No, you're right the first time.
I'm perturbed? Is that so? Only mildly perturbed? But you should still
ask me what I think? Sorry? What do you the one mildly perturbed
woman think? I think they should be paid by Netflix? Ain't crazy?
This is ridiculous, aposterous. You're supposed to be content. No, I'm
perturbed. Well only mildly. Does that matter? Well, I'm not changing
my mind? Me here here, sigh, I say out loud. Let
me guess you're going to try and convince us to see your point of view.
Yes, just two minutes of your time, please, grown, I
say out loud too, but fine, let's hear it. Mister Time and
mister Case have been cops and doctors for some time now, is that not
right? So it would reason that Netflix took their lives and marketed them for
a newer audience, a Netflix exclusive audience. Now the question is was this
deliberate or was this just parallel thinking. Parallel thinking does not give a creator
permission to capitalize on a new idea. Now, I'm no copyright lawyers,
so I'm not in the know when it comes to copyright law. But one
can ascertain that Netflix is still in the wrong. But how do we take
the doctor's woods about being around longa? Did you not see the proof presented
by the firefighter lawyers? It was pretty clear cut. The cop doctor's stories
have been around from the time they started talking about bread, which was in
two thousand and fifteen. Didn't they redo their stories? Yeah? Sure,
their voices changed a bit, but their stories were still out there. Nonetheless,
Medical Police has not been around for that long, even if we were
to take into account for the writing and filming process. So you think they
should be awarded money? I do, and I plan on staying here all
day if I have to to convince you all the same thing. Oh great,
this woman lies. She's angry just like us. No I am perturbed.
Good sir, and only mildly All rise for the honorable judge Aaron go
yankees. Everyone was back in coote. The judge made his way to his
seat and sat in it as one does in a seat, as the jury
reached a verdict. We have your honor, We have the all eleven angry
men and one mildly perturbed woman. Find the defendants guilty. O yea,
suck it. Gavel gavel gavels. Sorry everyone, I left my gavel at
the corner store. Now to dish out of the punishment, Bob Rob,
you are ordered by the court to pay mister Time and mister case say some
of a five hundred dollars. That's it. They may have stolen your idea,
but it's not that great of an idea. Okay, cops by day,
doctors by night. I mean that's like a child's idea, missus,
bullshit. Gavel to you, sir, gavel, I say, gavel gavel.
Quiet, guys, you won. It's all matters. But also along
with the sum of money, there is one more thing that is required.
Bob and Rob, you must kiss the plaintiffs on the mouth. What no,
yes, we don't want that. You don't want five hundred dollars and
a kiss. No, well, it's either that or five thousand dollars and
a high five. Yeah, okay, we'll take that instead. No no,
no, no, no, no no no, I've changed my mind.
Five hundred dollars and a kiss. That's what I said first, That's
what stays. The Netflix owners gave a quick pick to each of the cough
doctors and even the firefighter lawyers for good measure. Good meeting is a journed
meeting. Now go get the fuck out everyone. Cavel cavel, go Yankees,
cavel cavel. Congratulations guys. Now, I would just take our cut?
What four hundred and fifty dollars? Wait? Do you guys owe us
a favor taking on your case? Was the favor? Actually? Winning?
Was service? Legal things and such? Thanks? Well, that sucks.
We made out with fifty dollars. Not really, Hello, gentlemen, where's
my cut? Your cut? I offered to pay off a member of the
jury. Why, I didn't know if we'd win, you wouldn't have.
They were all angry at you, all eleven of them were angry, but
I was only mildly perturbed. That's why I approached her. I could feel
she was feeling anxious, concerned, but only mildly. That's illegal time only
for cot mos. Did you offer a fifty dollars thank you? So we
end up with nothing? We got kisses? We did get kisses. What
do you want to do now? I want to go home and watch the
do over? But Huby Halloween sucked. They all do Case, they all
do Cop Doctor, Cop Doctors. Written and edited by Robert M. Lamb,
starring Jack Austin as Case, Robert M. Lamb as Time. Co
starring Kyle Mooney, Mia Superlai, Claude c, Alexander Dotty, Eric Miller,
Ian Feller, Gareth Thomas, Ryan Glover, James Purcell, Mark Kroftus,
Joseph Rodriguez, and Wayne Pierce. Music provided by Kevin McLeod of incomptec
dot com and soundsnap dot Com. Don't forget to rate and review this podcast
on iTunes. This has been a seven Lamb production.