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Tape Deck Media and welcome back to
see you at the Potty Richta. We

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are going to continue our coverage of
Arnold's twenty thirteen vehicle, The Last Stand.

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I am one of your hosts,
Joseph beck Castro. Joining me as

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always is Aaron Frescas Hello, and
Christopher Chapman. Hey, it's me,

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it sure is. Today we are
going to be joined by a special guest.

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He is a stand up comedian,
the host of Panel Picks, a

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new podcast about comic books. He
is the owner of Tape Deck Media,

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so technically he's our boss. Yeah, so give a warm welcome to Dan

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Booblitz Junior. All right, give
a warm welcome to me because you have

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to, because I'm the boss apparently. Yeah, We're all very scared and

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our best guest ever right off the
bad that's amazing. Even though he sounds

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like an eighty year old man,
he's he's still the best. It's true.

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I do sound like I'm eighty or
older. I just want the people

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to know that this is not my
normal voice. I'm just doing this voice

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for this podcast. Get some authority. We're technically the worst on the network,

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so he sounds way better on all
the other podcasts. He wants to

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suppress us to improve the other podcast
on the network. So exactly, it's

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all, you know, I can't
have every podcast on the network be good.

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I gotta have some you know,
we gotta have some standards. You

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can't have the highs if you don't
know where the lows are. Yeah,

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I want to ask you a bunch
of questions. I want to have them

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answered immediately. All right, So
before we get into the summary, we're

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gonna ask Dan some arn' op questions. So take it away, erin.

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Okay, Hey Dan, how's going
It's going great? Great? Okay,

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I'm the awkward one, by the
way already. So, uh, do

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you have a favorite Arnold movie?
I mean I have probably a lot.

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I feel like I'm a lot older
than you guys, so I've been on

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the Arnold train for a while.
I've really I always really appreciate his comedies,

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So I was always a big fan
of Twins Kindergarten Cop probably two of

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my favorite I tend to be lean
more towards comedies being a comedian myself as

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well, so I would say those
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I think Twins because we read the
movies at the end. But I

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think, is it Twins number two? Right? Twins is second? I

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think, okay, like Repelo running
Man so, which is basically a comedy

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too, I think running Man's number
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No, I don't know. I
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but not even on their ten minutes
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Well. The funny thing is Predator
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kind of pissed off Aaron, so
he really would have been number one,

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though I would I knocked it down
like a half a thing, but like

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I still was. I realized when
Dan said that I'm much more like partial

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towards his comedies too, because uh, running Man is basically a comedy,

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yeah, essentially, and I'm pretty
sure that's number one. But anyway,

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do you have a least favorite one
that you don't really a the like or

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you're just like, eugh, that
one was not good? Oh man,

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I'm trying to think, Ah,
not really. I mean a lot of

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the movies he's put out, probably
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aren't I mean, there's a lot
of them that aren't that great. Yeah,

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it just feels like he put him
out to put him out. Yeah,

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before this podcast, I easily would
have said Batman and Robin and now

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it is fucking sabotage by a fucking
file which have a comment about later.

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How do you feel about and Robin
being a comic book person. I was

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not a fan of those. I
like the first two. So when it

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comes to the Batman movies, I
really like the Tim Burton the you know

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Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Robin. One of the things I really didn't

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like about that one and Batman Forever
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Like there was a lot of like
McDonald's commercials, yes, and I was

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like, oh, that's kind of
funny. And then it was actually in

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the movie and I was like,
ah, how long most movies came out?

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How old was I? Yeah,
as ninety four and six, I

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believe ninety four I would have been
Oh god, that's a lot of math,

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like fourteen or fifteen, okay,
sixteen six, fifteen, fourteen sixties,

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I don't all a long time ago. Yeah, like thirty years ago

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almost, yeah, just about almost. No, it's two thousand and four,

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yeah, oh god, twenty four, it would be if it came

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out in ninety four, that would
be thirty years. Oh yeah, oh

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yeah, damn right. Okay,
it's crazy because like I remember being super

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stoked on Batman Forever, like,
and I actually that's rewatching him. I'd

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say returns my like probably the best
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because I was twelve, but I
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watched Batman and Robin when I was
fourteen, and I was like this movie,

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Like at the time, I was
like, this movie sucks. Batman

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Forever is one of the only one
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that I walked out on. Sorry, I didn't walk out, but I

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wanted to. Wow O bad.
The only reason I didn't is because I

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was on a date with who became
my first wife. But otherwise I would

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have walked out, okay, and
that's why it didn't end up working out

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right exactly, right, yeah,
I mean first life. It sounds like

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you should have walked out. I
avoided that, right, Maybe I should

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have, but lessons learned. So
did you not watch Batman and Robin in

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the theater? Then? I don't
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Robin in the theater because I mean
that was a time when move I mean

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you watched movies in the theater or
you waited until I came out on vhs,

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Yeah, because DVDs weren't quite maybe
they were just starting to come out.

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Okay, last question, have you
seen have you seen this before?

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What you watched it for this pot
the last dan before you watch it for

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this podcast? So I feel like
I did because it seemed very familiar.

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But then there's a lot of movies
that have this same vibe, like this

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kind of small town country, blunken
law enforcement type of thing, big,

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you know, criminal coming through kind
of thing. So maybe it's just a

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plot of a bunch of movies like
this, these B rated movies. But

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I did feel like I watched it
before, but I couldn't say for certain.

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It's it's like Joe mentioned last time, where they just immediately bring you

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up with Walking Tall, because that's
basically, yeah, this is the vibe

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I got. I got it was
it was like a kind of a combination

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of Walking Tall and the chase.
I'm not familiar with the chase. The

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chase is a Charlie Sheen that Chris
Christie Swanson. Yeah, he's like he

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like, uh, you know,
he's in a car being chased. Obviously

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I can't remember the whole plot,
but like he takes a hostage and then

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kidnaps her, right yeah, and
she wants to be on the Yah.

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She's a falling for him, Yes, she falls for him, yep.

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But that kind of because of that
element of you know, the main villain,

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you know, using the car to
try to escape or whatever. So

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it kind of like reminded me.
It was like a combo of both those

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movies. So there's actually that makes
me make another connection the video game Fallout

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New Vegas, my favorite game.
There is a song that's playing at the

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very first scene of this It's Blue
Moon and it was made famous by Frank

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Sinatra. But that's sorry real quick. Is it just like the Blue Moon

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that everybody knows, right Blue Moon? Or is it a yeah yeah yeah,

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but it's it's a cover yeah soundtrack. This movie takes place partly in

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Vegas, but also the most famous
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by Marty Robbins, and it's kind
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plot of this movie. You know, like the sheriff and then you know

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he's got the big iron on his
hip and country red and he's got to

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stop him, and every rethinks the
Sheriff's gonna die, but he doesn't spoilers

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for the song. But yeah,
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Now, all right, well,
I guess let's throw it over to Chris

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the summary cool. So we begin
late at night on a deserted highway nine

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miles outside of Vegas, where an
extremely stupid cop eats his doughnut while a

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magic car blows by him at nearly
two hundred miles an hour. And I

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say it's a magic car because it
makes fucking no noise till it's like one

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hundred feet hit from him, despite
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an hour. I just think that's
insane. By the way, quick note

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up top, was it just mir
or did this sound for this movie?

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Did you guys watch it on HBO
Max? Okay? It sucked, like

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yeah, I mean that I'm deaf
as hell, but the dialogue volume was

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so low that I would have to
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I normally do, which was super
fun when any action seemul happen because it'd

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be like explode out of the speaker. It blows out your speaker. I

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mean I take that for granted as
like all movies. Now, I feel

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like that's literally everything I watch.
Okay, it just it was way more

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on this movie because I could not
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I I watched the remainder of it
on my computer. I was like,

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why is my my volume was all
the way up during the dialogue and then

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I would have to kind of turned
down. But anyway, Yeah, but

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how stupid is this cup where he's
like, dispatch, you know how the

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jets usually travel around like five hundred
miles an hour, Ye call the FA

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because tell him there's one traveling two
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ground for some reason, a fucking
moron. I love how he like looked

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at the radar and he was just
like, yeah, I'm not even gonna

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try. Yeah, Like his first
instinct isn't to like, you know,

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go into a chase, it's to
get out of the car and like look

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around, you know, and then
call dispatch. Well that is because he's

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driving a very shitty Ford Cruiser in
that car is very fast and amazing Chevy,

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so yeah, exactly, only morons
drive forward. Yeah right now,

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yeah, well, I mean,
did you guys watch this movie. Oh

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I got a ton of shit on
Chevy, so I don't worry a sponsor.

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All right. So now we move
to Somerton, Arizona, and meet

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Arnold's sheriff Ray as almost the entire
town's population is headed on a five hour

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road trip to watch the high school
football team play. Arnold has a conversation

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with Mayor Schmuck, who treats Arnold
like his personal valet before hopping on the

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bus, and also pervs out on
the cheerleaders as they walk to the bus,

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which I did not notice the first
time around, but I watched it

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like four times, and he is
checking those cheerleaders out as they walk behind

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Arnold. Huh oh the mayor.
Yeah yeah, the mayor. Also,

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I did not realize that was the
mayor. I thought it was just some

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random douchebag that like tosses him like
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it's the mayor. Yeah, okay. Also, he parks in the fire

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zone but there's like literally no other
cars. It's like, dude, just

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move your sweet Chevy Camaro fucking thirty
feet. There's a whole literally, nobody's

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there. The entire street is open. Why that one particular spot because him,

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he's the male specifically to be an
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that say about Chevy owners? All
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this is like the status parade.
Ever, although I've never lived in a

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small town, so maybe this is
like a normal prey, like a little

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parade for a small town. I
guess. I don't know, man,

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they had they had the high school
band and the cheerleaders. I don't know

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what else the small town has.
True and the football team I think was

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yeah, that's yeah, because they're
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guess it's the mayor. But my
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the mayor was man, you think
Arnold being former l a PD, he

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wouldn't let a minority get away with
something like that. Yeah, that's his

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boss, man, Okay, I
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yeah, I guess he's. And
then it's the county. Yeah, he's

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the mayor of the city. So
usually that's what happens in small towns is

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they don't have their own police force
they use like the county sheriff. Maybe

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it's also one of those things where
he like owns half the town too.

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I'll there's another story off. I
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I missed it. I don't know, but I thought he was a pastor

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for some reason, because I thought
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Oh no, I think he just
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where they're supposed to come. I
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just gave him the pastor by because
he was being a douche and some pastors

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are. So maybe that was just
me. That was me projecting. I'm

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just going to assume he's all these
things. He owns half the town,

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he's the mayor and the local pastor
and complete bag. Let's see next.

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Arnold visits the town diner and scopes
out some truckers with suspicious faces and even

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more suspicious accents. When the truckers
leading a hurry, Arnold grabs their plate

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number, and I just I love
Stormmaers Peter Stormyer's accent. He's playing like

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the main lieutenant bad guy. I
love his accent because it swings wildly between

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almost pulling off a Southern drawl and
being entirely indecipherable, like like barely speaking

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English. He's he's such a great
villain too. Oh, I fucking love

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him, like all his like mannerisms
and shit so good. He's such a

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great actor. I thought it was
funny though, because literally the only thing

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that made them suspicious is they weren't
from town, which it happens in a

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small town. And had they had
he not been like kind of a dick

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to the sheriff, he probably once't
have been suspicious. Yeah, was he

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a dick to him? Not?
I mean not necessarily a little bit,

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a little bit like he was very
arrogant, like he was like, oh,

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and the second Arnold talked to him, he called for the check,

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which like, yeah, like loudly
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I had this the first time.
How did he know he was the sheriff

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just because everybody was calling him sheriff
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that's a good question because he wasn't
really wearing a uniform. No, he

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definitely he was wearing boat shoes.
Yeah, you're right, it was his

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day off. He didn't pay for
his coffee. He just like left,

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so yeah, that's he didn't even
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that was one thing I thought was
funny is that if, like I

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said, if they want to have
made themselves look suspicious, he went.

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He was just like, oh,
welcome to town. Drive safe, and

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then they were like check please,
yeah, we got criminal activities to go

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to. Next, we meet more
of Somerton's super cops as they're doing some

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weapons testing with the local munitions expert
aka shooting big s guns with head jack

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Ass Johnny Knoxville. Arnold pulls up
right as Officer Jerry gives himself a recoil

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nosebleed and tells Officer Luis Guzman to
run the truck's plates, and Knoxville kind

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of tells him about his gun museum
that he's got going on, which is

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like kind of a sweet racket.
It seems like he's opened once a month

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or twice a month and gets to
own all those guns and it's all like

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tax free or whatever. Wait,
do you have to pay taxes on guns?

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I don't think it's tax free.
I think he pays tax or tax

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returns or whatever on them to function
as a museum, so that allows him

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to Oh so he keep all those
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legality of it, less of the
tax. Yeah, the museum part is

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just so he can have them,
okay without being illegal, because I'm sure

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having all those a lot of those
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Yeah, and like a damn was
saying, like he mentions this is

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when he mentions that that Peter Stormer
wasn't happy to see him, and like,

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my note was they seem fine.
I know they're not fine, but

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say didn't really give him reason to
suspicious. But I'm actually at this point

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actually created my own backstory where part
of the reason that Arnold left the LAPD

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is because he couldn't get the racism
part of the job right, Like he

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kept harassing white people instead of minorities, and they're like, what are you

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doing and he's like, well,
he's like, I'm from Europe. We

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have a whole different kind of racism
anyway, all right. So we then

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see the truckers pull onto a local
farm to start some kind of operation,

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but farmer Harry Dean Stanton is having
none of it. He threatens to shoot

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Peter storm ayer, but then gets
half his head blown off instead. I

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don't understand on that because like they
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So like how like if people were
already on his property that he didn't

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want on his property, why didn't
he already like call the police or or

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he doesn't have a phone like a
phone until the semi came, but their

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whole crew was already there. Yeah, he doesn't seem to be the kind

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of guy who like they can be
like, hey, if you just wait

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five minutes, our boss will show
up. He'll explain it. They'd be

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like no, fuck you, Like
what the fuck is Yeah, So I

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don't know what they were doing.
Also, I don't understand why they need

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to meet at the farm, Like
what are they doing? Maybe it's next

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to the oh, because I think
that's I think that's what it was to

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build that bridge. Yes, maybe, yeah, I think they needed the

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property. But then they have to
drive out to the canyon anyway. I

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don't know. Man, Well,
I mean they had to go through it,

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like you know, the cornfields and
everything. As we see at the

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end of the movie, that's all
his farm. So it's just a straight

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shot. Yeah, But they didn't
even like you thought, you think that

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they would have made a route through
the cornfields though, Yeah, I don't

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need to be even more pissed,
like you need him to still allow you

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on his property. Taken building,
Well that's true. After he's dead.

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Yeah, after he's dead, then
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But then they have to deal with
But then they had to deal with

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Arnold's. They're like, oh no, we don't have time to make the

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route through the cornfield because we had
to deal with this son of a bitch.

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But hardy and stand, what else
was he in besides Alien? Because

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everybody loves that guy. But for
life of me, I couldn't think of

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anything else he was in besides Alien. I mean, he's in a lot

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of stuff. I know he was
in the Avengers, but that's it's like

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way after his the Farmer. Oh, I don't know who was he in

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the Avenger? Oh? Was he
just the guy when a janitor when the

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Hulk landed in that building. So
it's just a bunch of a cameo's name.

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Yeah, I mean I know he
used to have a career in like

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the seventies and eighties. That's when
he was really like actor kind of made

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me feel sorry for like, it
kind of made it hard to feel sorry

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for him when he dies. When
he goes from like zero to firing a

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gun within like ninety seconds of talking
to dude and right at his feet where

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I'm like, yeah, I was
like, oh man, they shot him

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good because like I don't know anyway, go ahead, anyway, Aaron likes

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when old people get shot, all
right. I was just gonna say he

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had some major green Acres vibes going
on his tractor. It's the place to

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be, God damn it. Next
we cut to the police station to meet

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Officer Lady Siff from Thor and her
ex boyfriend slash prisoner slash Officer Jerry's BFF,

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also known as Frank. I just
like the quick This is a quick

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little exposition dump in order to learn
he was in the military. Just it

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was done in an okay way.
Yeah, it's all right, It's just

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like yeah. Also, I have
him noted as in the notes as Franklow

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because it's Palo from Lost to You
but whatever. Later that night, Officer

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Jerry goes to Arnold's place to let
him know that the plates came back clean

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and to beg Arnold to help him
transfer to LA, where Arnold once worked

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in the Narcotics division of the LAPD. It was around this scene where I

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started to feel like Officer Jerry was
not long for this world. That's all

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awesome, just because he was like
begging to go to LA. And yeah,

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because he's a because he's kind of
a dipshit, Like I don't know,

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he seems like the innocent dip shit. Yeah, when he walks into

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the police station that like I've noticed
this last time I watched it, and

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I was like, man, you're
just like laying it on thick. This

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guy's this guy's not going to surviving
trips when he walks it. Yeah,

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well and not to mention, you
know, because he's like, sure,

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I guess I'll help you. But
like, would you really want to help

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somebody that like shoots a gun and
almost breaks their nose? Yeah, you

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know what I mean? Like that
that's another them, Like he doesn't have

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like he barely has small town sheriff
abilities. You really want to like send

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him to his death in LA because
he ain't making it no matter how many

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how many good words you put him, he might not make it to LA.

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No, I want to see training
Day with this guy instead of it.

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Instead, we can talk Denzel and
Jerry. It's like the three Stooge

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in his meets training Day. Just
all right. Now we go back to

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Vegas. At three thirty in the
morning, FBI agent Forrest Whitaker preps a

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huge team of agents for a top
secret prisoner transfer where they will be moving

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Gabrielle Cortes a cartelp Us to await
the death sentence. I love how well

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when when he first gets introduced for
first, I'm like, okay, so

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this movie has a pretty good cast, you know. Yeah. I mean

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I'm like, wow, this is
a really good cast. Now that now

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that Forrest Whitaker drops in, But
I love how he welcomes them all there

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and he's like, thank you guys
all for showing up like they like they

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were just like, you know,
it sounds fun getting up at three thirty

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in the morning to transfer this you
know world or telp Us who like almost

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certainly is going to have somebody try
to break them out. Yeah, exactly.

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They're easily putting their lives, which
is why they're doing it. At

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three things, we love coming to
work at three point thirty in the morning

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for a high risk mission. Yeah, I live for that. Yeah.

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But he was very kind about it. It was very nice. Hey,

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that's just a good bought. I
mean, yeah, never mind, that's

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why they're there. They probably did
volunteer for it. And he's like,

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who wants to ship? Who's working? Forced Whittaker Force Winker is gonna be

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there, acclaimed Oscar Winter Forestker go
Stock himself. Oh my god. Stuck.

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All right, So Cortes is put
in a van and a convoy of

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Feds escort him down the streets of
Vegas until a giant magnet grabs the van

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at a stop. And I'm confused
why they stopped? Was there a light?

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I there was. I don't know
if there's a light, But even

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if there was a light, this
is the kind of thing that you run

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lights. And I think they realized
that because there's like a line that they

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added over the walkie talkie where they're
like stopped at point Alpha, awaiting like

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go ahead, And I'm like,
who's go ahead? Are you waiting for?

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Forrest Whitaker is in the car,
like, why has anybody stopped?

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I don't know. It's also great
that he's like we're gonna do this one

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under the radar, and then they
roll out with like fifteen fucking government vehicles.

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It's like that doesn't look under the
raider at all. Like if I

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saw that going on the street,
I'd be like trying to get the fuck

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away from that. They have sirens
on time. Now, the sirens were

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not on notably, but still it's
a convoy of fucking Yeah. So a

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giant magnet grabs the van, Cortes
kills his guard, as a masked woman

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riding the magnet keeps all the Feds
at bay with a single machine gun,

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and the van is moved to a
nearby roof. That was my note.

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I'm curious whose choice it was to
put the only female member of the extraction

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team in all leather, Like that's
what I was like once the first time

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I saw that and I was watching
with Eric, I was like, that's

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that's definitely a female. Yeah,
why because she's in unless this whole team

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is in all leather, because that
would actually make sense for that character.

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He's like, no, no,
no, I want everyone to be dressed

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in leather when they break me into
leather. But yeah, but once you

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see all the restauran, and I'm
like, okay, yeah, that's okay

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whatever, that's how you tell them
apart. I don't know. And this

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is a small dumb thing, but
like they have this giant ass magnet on

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the van that picks up the keys
and sticks them to the roof, picks

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with the gun and sticks it to
the roof, but somehow his chains don't

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go flying towards the roof. I
don't know. I just thought that was

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dumb. But uh. Anyway,
as the Feds head to the roof,

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Cortes and his men zipline across the
street dark Knight style, where he changes

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out of his prisoner clothes and they
get a car. During their escape,

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they run into two Feds, killing
one and taking another hostage, while the

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rest of the FEDS are chasing down
various guys in orange jumpsuits that just appeared.

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And I love how incompetent all the
cops are up to this point so

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far, Like across the board from
armed side and this side, Like when

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the first running prisoner they tackle with
that guy, and how force Whitaker doesn't

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immediately recognize that the dude that they
tackled it's obviously wearing a tracksuit because it

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has big white stripes down the sleeves
instead of a prison jumpsuit. Yeah,

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he does not realize they haven't the
wrong guy until he flips him over.

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He sees his face. He's like, I think that's it. He's like,

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no, that's the wrong guy.
Also, all these decoys they don't

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even look that much like the prisoner, Like, no, they're just wearing

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orange. That's all just vaguely wearing
orange. Maybe they just have a his

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whole team just has bad eyesight.
And then you've also got a to hammer

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home that he's a bad dude.
He has to deliver that you have a

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baby on the way. Huh,
just you know, and the dude.

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Yeah, Which this is when I
I kind of suspected that the lady went

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because he went out of his way
to find them, Like he had the

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car. They weren't even close to
catching him. They're in the alley,

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and then he pulls in on him, so like he Cortes pulls in on

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on the agents. Yeah, it
wasn't like they were in pursuit of him.

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He comes out with that in that
car and then shoots the one up

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the eye agent, and then takes
the other one hostage, and I didn't

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suspect anything because all the cops in
this are make it domb, so I

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had a suspicion. I was like, well, that that's an odd thing,

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Like why would you go out of
your way to do that when they

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weren't even close to where you were? Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah,

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because they were like across the street. Huh yeah, they were like across

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the street. They went to a
different building. And then he pulls in

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to the alley, comes out and
gets him to put his gun down,

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and then shoots him. This movie
really pulled one over. So sweet action

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sequences notice, so uh, let's
see. Then we cut to the FBI

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head back at FBI headquarters where Forrest
Whittaker is interrogating the guy that he tackled

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in the orange jumpsuit. He has
an entire room full of guys in orange

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jumpsuits and they basically try to interrogate
and the guy's not telling him anything.

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He's he's very clearly been paid off
by quartets. Oh yeah, sorry.

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I was like, f w for
Whitaker for across where country to Dutch people

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come from. The dude answers and
his lawyer translates at his arm hurts from

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where Forest Whitaker grabbed him, but
it definitely heard a Pendejo in there.

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Oh, there was definitely yeah.
Yeah, so I have hey, hey,

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I had a Joe translated. Yes. I was like, hey,

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let's get the white out to do
it. Yeah. So he speaks better

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Spanish than me, but it's still
pretty fucking broken, so I had to

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use Google translation. When they they're
asking about like why he's wearing that,

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and he's like something like I'm going
to Nana's team or what something like that,

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Like you said, it's pretty broken. And then the other thing is

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when he does call him Pandejo,
he does mention something about his arm,

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like he wanted to see my arm
or Pendejo grabbed me by the arm or

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00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:40.319
something. So okay, so he
is complaining at that point, but he

406
00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:44.920
just calls them. Yeah. That
sentence was so short. I didn't think

407
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:47.559
he had time to say what the
guy in turn, like I thought the

408
00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:49.400
guide was just making fun of Forrest
Whitaker the whole time, and his lawyer

409
00:28:49.519 --> 00:28:55.759
was just making sit up. Now
it's kind of on point. Like you

410
00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:59.559
know, if you're trying to speak
a language, you only know some words,

411
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:06.039
you know, you're like, uh, dun't dayeca. You know you're

412
00:29:06.039 --> 00:29:10.680
missing the dunda style biblioteca. You
just say dun day like where where library?

413
00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:14.000
You know, he's kind of saying
it in that way. Yeah,

414
00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:17.920
he does mention that, like if
you were listening or if you spoke Spanish,

415
00:29:17.920 --> 00:29:21.440
she would know I was barely speaking
it. Yes. Yeah. Also

416
00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:22.400
like his excuse for being out a
four in the morning, He's like,

417
00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:27.279
it's Vegas, bro, come on, point there square. I really wish

418
00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:30.599
he would have just been a random
person though, Like I really wish he

419
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:33.200
would have just been on his way
to play soccer or whatever it was that

420
00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:37.799
he was saying. I really wish
all twenty of those dudes had just been

421
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:40.960
randomly wearing orange. Yeah, they
were going to the same they're going the

422
00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:42.559
same game, they're all playing,
they all they were all in the same

423
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:47.119
team. They just got done.
They played and then they raged and now

424
00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:51.720
it was time to go home.
Or they're you know, soccer heapens in

425
00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:52.599
Europe, it's on in the middle
of the night. They all could be

426
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:59.400
like running to go to the bar
exactly Vegas. And you know, if

427
00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:04.079
they're all like Latino or Mexican maybe
the Dutch team is playing like a Honduras

428
00:30:04.200 --> 00:30:07.960
or something, and they're like,
oh, you know, fucking Durists like

429
00:30:07.440 --> 00:30:12.400
rooting for uh for Holland. So
we're that's why we're all dressed like this.

430
00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:18.519
They all own all teams colors and
they just wear whichever one is.

431
00:30:18.400 --> 00:30:21.759
Got to show your rooting interest,
you know, even if it's not your

432
00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:26.039
team. I don't know. Hate
watching sports is just as fun as watching

433
00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:29.720
the teams you like. Can be
just as fun. Yeah, Like when

434
00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:33.680
I'm watching playoffs and it's like Texans, I'm like, I don't care about

435
00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:37.319
either of these teams, but if
it's like Chiefs Texans or something like oh

436
00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:44.319
go Texans baby all day, yes, like get decked out and Texans shit

437
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:48.960
and like all that other stuff.
So same thing with baseball and the Dodgers.

438
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:52.039
Whenever the Dodgers are playing them,
like in the playoffs, I'm like,

439
00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:53.240
oh, come on, like come
on, the other just the other

440
00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:59.519
team like fucking run over them.
But yeah, anyway, all right.

441
00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:03.319
So about an hour later, Arnold
gets a call from the diner to tell

442
00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:07.880
him that Harry Dean Stanton didn't do
his normal milk delivery, so clearly he

443
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:11.400
must be dead, and Arnold sends
a cop out to his farm to check

444
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:12.960
on him. Yeah, right,
well, And I think it's funny too

445
00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:17.920
that of course in a small town
they put that on it that the farmer

446
00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:22.640
just supplies everything. Yeah, like
the local restaurant, Like that's the food

447
00:31:22.119 --> 00:31:26.559
supply chain. He gives them the
milk, He probably gives them the beef,

448
00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:32.400
He probably gives them all like he
is the supply Yeah. Is Arizona

449
00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:37.319
a good place to like grow corn
and have cattle? Like? I don't

450
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:41.599
know, No, I don't think
so, especially that near the border to

451
00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:44.799
Mexico. I don't know, it's
too deserty, too hot, I think

452
00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:48.880
for a lot of crops to grow
there. And same with like cattle,

453
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:52.640
I don't think. I don't think
cattle. You know, a lot of

454
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:56.400
cattle isn't meant for Yeah, I
feel like you'd spend so much money on

455
00:31:56.599 --> 00:32:02.319
like grazing, right, grazing around. Yeah, maybe he's just a really

456
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:07.759
good farmer. I mean, it'd
be great if he was just outsourcing all

457
00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:12.359
of his product. It's just like
regular ass milk from Maybe that's why he

458
00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:16.960
is the supply chase, the awesome
and awesome farmer he's the only one that

459
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:24.680
could farm in Arizona. Yeah,
we go back to Vegas. Now.

460
00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:30.799
Security cam footage reveals that Cortes has
taken his hostage agent Ellen Richards, and

461
00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:36.440
gotten into a stolen supercar that was
taken from an LA Auto show recently.

462
00:32:36.960 --> 00:32:42.079
So they start a search for the
extremely recognizable like modern Corvette that he's driving

463
00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:47.559
Chevy Corvette forget sorry Chevrolet Corvette.
Yeah, usually goes around seven hundred horsepower,

464
00:32:47.640 --> 00:32:52.359
but this one's special has around one
thousand, so you know, super

465
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:59.119
awesome. Yeah, but like the
plot seems to hinge on Cortes wanting to

466
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:05.519
be chased like they had such the
escape plan was so elaborate, and yet

467
00:33:05.559 --> 00:33:08.519
they didn't bother to like disable the
cameras in the parking garage where they knew

468
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:13.519
they were going to change out cars. I don't know, So I thought,

469
00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:15.720
like, if you're going through all
that, because obviously they have money,

470
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:19.680
because it would have took a lot
of money to pull this off,

471
00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:23.799
Like there's a lot of resources that
went into helping him escape, why not

472
00:33:23.960 --> 00:33:29.799
just fly him back? This guy's
gotta have flare for the dramatic, Like,

473
00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:32.359
this guy loves this shit. Flew
his car away. Why not just

474
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:40.839
keep going? Why did he have
to jump a canyon forrest? Whittaker tells

475
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:44.480
the guy to set down all the
airports. But I feel like the cops

476
00:33:44.519 --> 00:33:46.599
are so slow. He would have
gotten out of the airport before that happened.

477
00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:53.200
He was already. I think he
could have so helicopter and got him

478
00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:58.160
from anywhere. Yeah. Well first, Whittaker also says that he thinks he's

479
00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:01.680
untouchable, like the Quarteze. He's
untouchable, and he's super arrogant and whatnot.

480
00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:07.519
It's all ego, Yeah, which
is very helpful to all the cops

481
00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:15.559
in this scenario. We then see
Cortes blow through this just piss poor checkpoint

482
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:19.280
that they've set up with some fancy
driving, and he makes his way out

483
00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:23.119
of town. As back in Summerton, Officer Jerry and Lady Siff break into

484
00:34:23.159 --> 00:34:27.199
the farmhouse to check on the old
man. I love that he has driving

485
00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:32.719
gloves. What a fucking door that
for that? An asshole? Yeah.

486
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:39.039
Now on the highway, Cortes engages
his car's magic powers to leave the cops

487
00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:45.920
chasing him in the dust. And
there is nothing funnier to me in this

488
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:49.480
entire movie than when they try to
impress me with how fast the car is,

489
00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:53.079
and and they don't even respect my
intelligence enough to like give me some

490
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:58.719
bullshit about a nitros tank or something. They just like he shifts into gear,

491
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:01.119
the actors slam their heads back into
the seat, and then I'm supposed

492
00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:07.039
to be like, oh, it's
fast. Yeah, it's a Chevy Corvette.

493
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:13.440
Uh, that's been super iced.
Chevys are great. Come on,

494
00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:16.639
didn't you watch them now? I
gotta be honest, My biggest thing with

495
00:35:16.760 --> 00:35:21.119
this movie was trying to believe that
they could get a Chevy to go that

496
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:28.000
fast. That car is as fast
as I mean, no, no,

497
00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:31.679
it's it's it's yes, but that
car like they did choose a special like

498
00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:35.639
a specialized car, which what Joe
looked up was correct and had like what

499
00:35:35.679 --> 00:35:38.239
did you say? A thousand horse
power? Yeah? Wow? Well they

500
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:44.880
they as the one guy said,
they traditionally have seven hundred, but this

501
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:47.960
one's been modified for a thousand.
Yeah. So, uh did they mentioned

502
00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:51.679
it mentioned that it was stolen,
right? Yeah? They did. They

503
00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:54.519
that it was stolen from an LA
Auto show a couple So at this point,

504
00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:59.199
Cortes calls agent Force Whitaker to tell
him that if the Feds try to

505
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:02.480
stop him from get to Mexico,
he's gonna kill Agent Richards and a whole

506
00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:07.440
lot more people. And then at
the same time, Arnold also gets a

507
00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:10.320
call telling him that Harry Dean Stanton
was murdered. Force Square should have been

508
00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:13.320
like, I'll tell you what.
You stop the car and turn yourself in

509
00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:15.079
and I'll pretend that you're not talking
on the cell phone while driving. Come

510
00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:21.400
on, but is that a lot
everywhere? Is that just California? I

511
00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:23.880
mean there are some. I think
it's a state to state dang, Okay,

512
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:27.440
just curious, but I think there's
like quite a few of them that

513
00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:31.920
are hands free now. So the
cops then set up another very light roadblock

514
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:37.320
to stop Cortes, but he sees
it coming. He sees it coming,

515
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:42.400
so he calls in the plow king
to shoot all the cops and slam the

516
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:45.400
cop car roadblock out of the way, leaving only a helicopter to track him.

517
00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:51.719
And I cannot again, I cannot
emphasize enough how shitty these roadblocks are.

518
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:55.920
It's one line of cop cars with
they have like five other cop cars

519
00:36:57.000 --> 00:36:59.679
that they could have lined up in
front of and behind, but they just

520
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:06.400
chose to not. Also, why
not where were the tire spikes? Like,

521
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:08.840
if you were like, if you
were really trying to stop somebody,

522
00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:13.760
you need to, you know,
take out the car. First thing I

523
00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:16.760
would do is roll out the tire
spikes. Well, there's two things with

524
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:23.639
this. One they're using shitty Ford
cruisers and two you think tire spikes are

525
00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:30.599
gonna stop a badass Chevy. Come
on with firestone tires on him. Come

526
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:32.039
on, I forgot it. I
forgot it. Where whatever the forgot?

527
00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:37.039
It's actually a hovercraft because it goes
two hundred miles per hour on the ground.

528
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:45.079
Exactly forgot it probably doesn't have wheels. Back in Sumrton, Arnold checks

529
00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:49.800
out the crime scene and determines that
the murder is definitely something more than just

530
00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:54.320
a simple robbery gone wrong. I
also find that this is funny here because

531
00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:59.280
like, okay, so they murder
him and then they go through all that

532
00:37:59.400 --> 00:38:02.480
work to put him Like it's a
whole farm and apparently there's like a canyon.

533
00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:07.360
There are way better spots where you
could dispose of a body that is

534
00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:14.679
so true, in his house or
anywhere in the cornfield, how long would

535
00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:17.760
it take to find that body in
the corner actually when there's only like four

536
00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:24.519
law enforcement offices. Yeah, that
is truly the dumbest place they could have

537
00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:28.599
put him. Well, oh,
let's just put him in the house.

538
00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:37.760
Nobody will look in his house for
him. He's missing. Even the criminals

539
00:38:37.800 --> 00:38:40.400
aren't very smart in this. But
yeah, that's true. Yeah, we're

540
00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:44.840
not telling his deputies not to touch
anything. Was great, but like,

541
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:47.519
as they're touching stuff that's solid.
The first time I watched it, I

542
00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:52.239
thought it was only Jerry that was
touching stuff. Yeah, she's down by

543
00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:57.119
the body, uh, and I
not would you say that Arnold kind of

544
00:38:57.119 --> 00:38:59.440
plays a straight man in this,
Like he definitely has funny lines, but

545
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:02.119
so far there definitely using him to
set up silly situations for like at this

546
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:07.199
point for the deputies. Yeah,
I mean he's like the mentor, like

547
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:09.800
dad type. He gets to be
funny, but more of that dad joke

548
00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:14.920
kind of way. And then follow
a question, would you guys consider him

549
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:17.679
the straight man in most of his
bigger movies? Because they started thinking about

550
00:39:17.719 --> 00:39:22.320
it, And I know his movies
aren't straight comedies, but like of them,

551
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:27.760
like his most well known ones,
kind of lean lean towards it.

552
00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:30.400
I'd say with the exception maybe Twins
and Batman and Robin, He's has the

553
00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:35.519
more serious role in them. Yeah, like true Lies, Tom Arnold is

554
00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:38.320
a comedic relief exactly most of the
time, the silly person is his sidekick,

555
00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:43.440
yeah, or kindergarten cop the kids
doing all the way Twins I mean,

556
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:47.920
because I'd say with Twins, he's
the he's the comic, and then

557
00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:52.480
Danny Veo is a straight man sort
of like he's like the making all the

558
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:55.920
jokes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I don't know that that one's

559
00:39:55.920 --> 00:40:00.119
harder because that's that might be more
traditional kind of on that one. But

560
00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:04.280
well, then I was thinking about
his other movie with Danny Vito because it

561
00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:06.199
gets kind of weird, and I
know we haven't watched yet, but from

562
00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:08.960
what I can remember, in Junior, he's the straight lace one to start,

563
00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:13.679
and then Danny de Vito's the comic
leave until Danny de vito impregnates him,

564
00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:16.719
which sounds like I think is what
happens. Uh, And he starts

565
00:40:16.760 --> 00:40:20.880
acting like he only turns into like
the comic group because he starts acting out

566
00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:22.840
of character because he's pregnant. Yeah, he starts acting at a character like

567
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:24.519
oh, look at Arnold. He's
like, look a through, my hands

568
00:40:24.559 --> 00:40:29.159
are so soft. Yeah, and
I think it's the same thing with last

569
00:40:29.199 --> 00:40:31.159
section Hero as well. Danny's pretty
much the straight man, while Arnold is

570
00:40:31.159 --> 00:40:35.480
a parody of himself, like the
Danny character the Kid. Yeah, I

571
00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:37.760
suppose that's true. I think part
of this comes from though, like it

572
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:42.960
wasn't like I think now it's intentional, but it wasn't always. I don't

573
00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:45.760
know if you guys watched his documentary, but because not yet. Okay,

574
00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:49.920
So I watched the documentary and he
kind of talked about some of this,

575
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:53.400
like like I can't remember what movie
it was, but delivering some of the

576
00:40:53.519 --> 00:41:00.679
lines it was hard for him because
of his English and and and his accent,

577
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:05.480
and that it was kind of an
accident, like the way he delivered

578
00:41:05.599 --> 00:41:08.960
lines. But they was the Terminator, like with I'll be back and I

579
00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:13.639
will be back and yeah, he
was arguing with James Cameron. Yeah,

580
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:15.480
I think it was okay. Yeah, Well that's why I was gonna say

581
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:19.679
the weird one of the Terminator movies
because they started off super serious with the

582
00:41:19.719 --> 00:41:22.880
first one, but then it seems
like once James Cameron gave him a few

583
00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:25.679
funny lines and Terminator two. The
writers of the rest of them ran with

584
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:30.840
it and like slowly turned turned him
into the like the franchise comedy relief.

585
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:35.559
Yeah. Like three, he's a
little more funny genesis. He's like straight

586
00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:39.559
up like he's the joke. Yeah, and then they try to get a

587
00:41:39.559 --> 00:41:42.840
little more serious with the last with
the last one, but yeah, a

588
00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:45.199
little bit anyway, but yeah.
Back on the highway, we find out

589
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:50.960
Cortez's hostage is actually a trader being
paid three million dollars to help him escape.

590
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:55.760
And then we see Cortes trick again, the dumbest helicopter pilot in the

591
00:41:55.920 --> 00:42:02.400
world using a highly advanced driving technique
that you might know as slowing down breaking

592
00:42:04.199 --> 00:42:09.119
Like, what the fuck. It's
a helicopter. They can hover, they

593
00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:13.880
can go backwards, but they decide, Yeah, instead, they decide to

594
00:42:13.960 --> 00:42:17.519
make this huge loop and lose him
on the highway. It's fucking insane.

595
00:42:17.679 --> 00:42:22.719
It's like you you don't he has
nowhere to go. Also, how many

596
00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:28.119
highways are there out there that you
would It's like, wait, he was

597
00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:35.400
going this direction on this circle back
and to same highway. Also, he

598
00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:38.559
didn't have to do that to lose
the helicopter. They've already established that that

599
00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:43.559
car can go faster than any helicopter. Well, I don't know. Okay,

600
00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:45.840
this might be one because I was
drinking when I was when I watched

601
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:49.840
this, when I wrote this note. But Cortes saw something on a screen

602
00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:52.000
that made him change course. Correct, Like, he looks at his screen,

603
00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:57.440
see something and then decides like,
ah, And then I thought I

604
00:42:57.480 --> 00:43:00.159
didn't I didn't notice that. But
okay, Like it seemed like he was

605
00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:04.320
looking at his GPS and then so
why did he break just to lose them?

606
00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:07.239
Yeah, he just wanted to get
rid of the helicopter. That's okay.

607
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:08.800
I thought he saw something on the
screen or maybe he saw where he

608
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:12.119
was about to be in lost.
I don't know anyway, Yeah, I

609
00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:15.440
don't know. Yeah, I don't
know. But from here, the FEDS

610
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:22.679
send some reinforcements to Cortes's most likely
border crossing and to Somerton on the off

611
00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:25.000
chance that he will try to cross
the narrow canyon into Mexico. There,

612
00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:30.320
Whittaker calls Arnold to warn him,
and Arnold decides that it must all be

613
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:34.679
connected, and he tries to tell
his cops to back off. The trail.

614
00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:38.440
Right as they discover some kind of
construction project. A firefight breaks out

615
00:43:38.480 --> 00:43:43.719
between the cops and the construction crew, in which Jerry gets shot multiple times,

616
00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:46.480
and just as he's about to get
killed, Arnold pulls up and saves

617
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:51.719
them and then drives away as the
bad guys shoot the empty patrol car with

618
00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:57.280
a rocket. Yeah. So that
Chevy Silverado truck that he has, it

619
00:43:57.440 --> 00:44:00.159
just takes a lick and it keeps
on ticking. Meanwhile, that shitty Ford

620
00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:04.639
cruiser just blows up. It just
takes one lazy rocket losser and blows up.

621
00:44:04.679 --> 00:44:08.920
What a piece of shit, all
right. That's I didn't realize the

622
00:44:08.960 --> 00:44:12.880
truck was a Chevy. Now.
What's even funnier to me that they shot

623
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:15.280
the empty cop car with a rocket. That's oh yeah, and it was

624
00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:20.519
a Ford yeah too, So oh
yeah. It was like, you know,

625
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:22.920
there's going around and they're like zooming
in on this Silver Odo part and

626
00:44:23.039 --> 00:44:30.559
everything. I really like this action
scene though. Yeah, the whole scene

627
00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:34.239
was super good. I really like
it. Eric did point out that when

628
00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:36.320
we watch this back, like the
first time we watched it back in like

629
00:44:36.360 --> 00:44:39.320
two and thirteen, when Arnold breaks
his window with his elbow. She's like

630
00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:43.920
the window was broken before he hits
it, and really, yeah, if

631
00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:46.280
you watch it again because she noticed
it again, it's it's not broken.

632
00:44:46.360 --> 00:44:49.960
But they they shattered, like they
shattered the glassohole he had to do his

633
00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:52.519
chat, Yeah, so it would
fall apart. Yeah, but it's just

634
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:55.039
a quick cut. But also so
also I don't know about guns, but

635
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:59.239
Louis Guzman shows up begins firing at
them with a shot him from like two

636
00:44:59.320 --> 00:45:01.920
hundred yards away, which I was
gonna say it was dumb if video games

637
00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:07.519
have taught me anything, because you
know, shotguns are like exactly, but

638
00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:12.880
that's video that wasn't shootout though,
yeah it was. Yeah, he shows

639
00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:15.159
up, well, no, he
shows up at like right at the end

640
00:45:15.239 --> 00:45:20.199
of like he shows up as right
after Arnold shows up, and he's shooting

641
00:45:20.199 --> 00:45:22.920
a shock but because Arnold has one
too for some reason, I don't remember

642
00:45:23.000 --> 00:45:25.320
that, he doesn't even he doesn't
hit anyone, though it doesn't seem like

643
00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:30.079
no, maybe he's just providing cover. It just seems like cover fire.

644
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:32.000
But yeah, I don't know,
but I'm just gonna go ahead and add

645
00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:37.239
this to the worst cups ever builed. But yeah, he shows up at

646
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:39.480
the end for just a second to
provide cover, and then they both drive

647
00:45:39.519 --> 00:45:43.960
away. I guess. Yeah,
So Jerry dies on the way back to

648
00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:50.920
the station, where Sif and uh
Frank Low mourn, which what why are

649
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:53.639
you taking him back to the station? Did they go to the well did

650
00:45:53.679 --> 00:45:57.199
they go to because I didn't rewind
it the last thing they go to the

651
00:45:57.239 --> 00:45:59.800
station they go to Okay, so
they don't go to the hospital first.

652
00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:02.840
So Donald pretty much decides that this
guy's fucked. I don't do they have

653
00:46:02.960 --> 00:46:07.239
a hospital? Like? Is that
the implication here that they don't have a

654
00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:09.639
hospital? I don't know, because
I was wondering that when I watched it

655
00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:15.599
last time. It seems like Arnold
thinks he's alive until I don't know,

656
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:17.760
the look on his face when he's
when they're driving and she's like hurry and

657
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:22.199
he's like yeah, maybe he just
knows he's dying. I don't know.

658
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:27.960
This This scene Alsobody realized that this
movie definitely gets a little bit of the

659
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:30.599
best of both eras, like as
if that makes sense, like as far

660
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:35.400
as like the goofy be action movie
Field that made oh yeah, his older

661
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:37.480
movie is good. But then like
the scene has a little bit of like

662
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:39.320
that somberness or whatever that he seems
to be leaning towards with this. And

663
00:46:39.400 --> 00:46:43.840
he's a better actor now, so
yes, for sure he's he's doing some

664
00:46:44.119 --> 00:46:47.039
pretty decent face actor. Yeah,
with like Maggie, you're Aftermath, you

665
00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:51.519
got to show up? Though,
have you seen any like which? Which

666
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:54.239
post governorship movies have you seen?
Oh? God, I don't know.

667
00:46:54.920 --> 00:46:58.039
I'm sure there's a I mean,
I would have to think about it.

668
00:46:58.639 --> 00:47:01.440
Maggie was a zombie one. I
don't think I've seen Maggie. Okay,

669
00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:07.719
that one is good. It's it's
it's it's like, it's not bad,

670
00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:10.559
decent, it's just not my kind
of movie. I don't. I don't

671
00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:15.400
think anything about it was bad,
but like it just moves a little slow.

672
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:17.519
For Yeah, it's a straight drama
like which is disappointing. If you

673
00:47:17.559 --> 00:47:22.679
go in like a rad Arnold and
zombies, Yeah, sabotage is not good.

674
00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:27.000
Then you've got the term near movies. And then I don't think we've

675
00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:34.119
seen after Math also after after Yeah, after Math is said another straight drama.

676
00:47:34.920 --> 00:47:38.880
It's it's good though, yeah,
it's it's it's good, but it's

677
00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:43.360
so bleak it's so like not what
you go to an Arnold movie for.

678
00:47:43.800 --> 00:47:45.800
But yeah, again, but you
go in with what it They make it

679
00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:51.119
seem like. So basically what happens
is his family dies in a plane crash

680
00:47:51.719 --> 00:47:54.920
because of an air air traffic controller
fucking up, basically, and from the

681
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:59.039
trailer that you watch, it makes
it seem like Arnold's gonna get some fucking

682
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:00.880
revenge on it. Yeah, that's
not how it turns out at all.

683
00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:07.039
I mean, it's not how.
It's just it. It's sad. Yeah,

684
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:13.800
it's just said. But again it's
it's it's entertaining. His dramatic movies

685
00:48:13.840 --> 00:48:16.119
are very bleak. Yes, yeah, it's probably the right word for it.

686
00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:22.239
I'm not selling them. Well no, sorry, I'm looking to see

687
00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:25.159
because now I'm like curious. I'm
like, well, what movies has he

688
00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:29.440
been in since? And now you
guys got me wondering. I'm like,

689
00:48:29.480 --> 00:48:32.119
what movies have I seen? And
haven't I seen? Have you seen either

690
00:48:32.119 --> 00:48:37.159
of the Terminators? Well yeah,
but you said Post Governor, Well no,

691
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:40.239
those are the gis. Oh no, I haven't seen any of the

692
00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:44.920
newer ones. Sorry. Genesis is
good for the first time you watch it.

693
00:48:45.360 --> 00:48:50.679
Dirk Fate was entertaining, entertaining.
I don't know, they're post Cameron

694
00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:54.719
Terminator movies. They're entertaining. But
yeah, he only had like five maybe,

695
00:48:55.039 --> 00:48:59.280
yeah, I'm just looking at these. I don't you know, I

696
00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:02.159
might not have seen this might have
been the only one now that like,

697
00:49:02.239 --> 00:49:06.639
I'm looking at it and I'm like, nothing since like turning her three?

698
00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:10.639
Yeah, nothing, nothing's ringing a
bell? All right? Oh no,

699
00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:14.800
okay, I take that back.
The only thing I've probably seen since he

700
00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:20.199
was governor was expendables, Okay,
that, which was what two or three

701
00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:23.960
or something like that. All right. So, so as day breaks,

702
00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:30.719
Arnold calls Force Whitaker and tells him
that Cortes is definitely crossing in Summrton and

703
00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:36.119
that his men are building some kind
of temporary bridge to cross the canyon.

704
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:43.960
Once again, the worst fucking cops
like was his response to him telling him

705
00:49:43.960 --> 00:49:45.239
that Cortez is going to cross,
just mocking him. Oh yeah, really

706
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:51.760
bro okay, yeah, is he
just like like a mobile assault bridges?

707
00:49:51.840 --> 00:49:54.599
Was so implausible for this hyper dramatic
villain with that obvious flair for like wanting

708
00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:59.679
to do like the most dramatic thing
ever, And what reason would arnold have

709
00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:02.559
to fucking lie about it, Like
what what would that accomplish? Yeah,

710
00:50:02.599 --> 00:50:07.719
I don't know. So. Whitaker
then calls the SWAT team that's headed for

711
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:12.719
Somerton to tell them about the bridge, right as Cortes is pulling up behind

712
00:50:12.760 --> 00:50:17.039
that same SWAT team and proceeds to
use his magic car to take out two

713
00:50:17.239 --> 00:50:23.079
SWAT SUVs, escaping with only a
scuffed paint job. And this scene is

714
00:50:23.159 --> 00:50:30.079
fucking amazing in how insanely stupid it
is. Yeah, but it got what's

715
00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:37.159
her name's Panny? So wet?
Oh god. He he speeds past the

716
00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:44.199
two SUVs, flips around, shifts
into reverse, somehow maintains a speed.

717
00:50:44.280 --> 00:50:49.000
Am I am? I dumb?
Isn't reversed just like one gear? Like,

718
00:50:49.239 --> 00:50:52.480
yes, there's no way you can
go as fast as you were going

719
00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:55.800
before in reverse, right, you'd
just be redlining? I assume, yes,

720
00:50:55.960 --> 00:51:01.280
I think so, I don't know. I last so unless you built,

721
00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:05.960
Like if you're going in reverse,
if it's a manual, you could

722
00:51:05.960 --> 00:51:09.519
throw it in neutral, and the
momentum from already going fast, you could

723
00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:15.960
use the momentum that would be mike. But still even then it's gonna start

724
00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:21.920
downshifting. I think, yeah,
but then he again He's so now he's

725
00:51:21.920 --> 00:51:25.000
out in front of the two SUVs
going backwards. He slams on his brakes.

726
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:30.199
The suv swerves to try and avoid
him, but instead it's tire.

727
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:34.119
Basically, his car turns into a
ramp, yeah, which he flips the

728
00:51:34.320 --> 00:51:37.480
suv. The other suv crashes into
it, and again. He then turns

729
00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:42.440
around and keeps going. And the
only thing that's wrong is the paint on

730
00:51:42.519 --> 00:51:45.679
his hood is like kind of fucked
up. It's got like a tire track

731
00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:51.159
on it. Jesus, I you're
gonna say that, Jesus God, damn

732
00:51:51.159 --> 00:51:55.719
it. H just don't get it. So Arnold finds out that the SWAT

733
00:51:55.760 --> 00:52:01.440
team isn't coming now, which is
very because that's gotta be like that.

734
00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:06.400
That conversation must have happened like three
minutes after the last conversation he had with

735
00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:10.599
Forrest Whittger. But the SWAN team
isn't coming, and he resolves to stop

736
00:52:10.679 --> 00:52:17.960
Cortez himself. Sif and Frank Low
volunteer to help him, and Louis Guzman

737
00:52:19.719 --> 00:52:23.480
reluctantly agrees, pointing out that they
are severely outnumbered and outgunned. Yeah,

738
00:52:23.519 --> 00:52:28.440
poor Luis Guzman got peer pressured into
joining them. Yep. Also, when

739
00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:30.960
Frankoff heard his help, I was
like, don't do it. You heard

740
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:32.920
Nikki Pelo lies, Pello lies.
Come on, don't do it. It's

741
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:39.360
just funny to me. Anyway,
Force Whittaker suspects a rat. Now he

742
00:52:39.599 --> 00:52:45.599
orders a financial investigation of everyone on
the case and then hops onto a plane

743
00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:49.880
to get to Somerton as fast as
possible. But Force Whittaker's acting in that

744
00:52:50.719 --> 00:52:53.320
when they're leaving the airport is like
pretty much all his acting in anything that's

745
00:52:53.360 --> 00:52:57.519
not in Summerton is for a completely
different film in this one. Oh yeah,

746
00:52:58.239 --> 00:53:02.559
he's in a fucking Michael Mann movie
exactly like it is. Just it's

747
00:53:02.639 --> 00:53:06.960
crazy, it's so much more dramatic. The scenes are also in have a

748
00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:08.880
blue tint to him too, Yeah, like all his scenes, where as

749
00:53:08.920 --> 00:53:12.880
the Summer tunes are all like the
war, like a warm yellow color to

750
00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:15.519
it. But it's just this was
when I realized it. It was like

751
00:53:15.559 --> 00:53:21.760
a man compfferent movies. He makes
sense because he's not with the rest of

752
00:53:21.840 --> 00:53:25.239
the fucking like they basically are shooting
a totally different movie. Yeah, yeah,

753
00:53:27.320 --> 00:53:31.480
we get a little hard to heart
between Lady Siff and Arnold because she

754
00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:36.639
was scared during the firefight, and
he tells her that everyone's scared. During

755
00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:40.519
the firefight, Arnold and the gang
head to Knoxville's Gun Museum for some more

756
00:53:40.599 --> 00:53:45.760
firepower, and then they all head
into town to set up a blockade on

757
00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:49.880
Main Street and make sure that the
raymate that the remaining citizens are out of

758
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:53.679
harm's way. I love how like
and not just like just movies in general.

759
00:53:53.880 --> 00:53:58.079
How Like when they put the plan
together, it goes so quick,

760
00:53:58.199 --> 00:54:01.400
like he's almost there. Yeah,
but they have all this time to run

761
00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:07.360
out, get guns, puild a
plan together, build all this stuff,

762
00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:09.280
and it's only now it's like,
what five of them? Four of them

763
00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:15.480
this time? The timeline of this
movie is in like they're getting a lot

764
00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:21.920
done for this small like small amount
of crew exactly. And when he does

765
00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:25.719
going to the diner to tell the
people to evacuate the diner, what is

766
00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:29.320
it like six thirty in the morning. I think Homeboy back there is like

767
00:54:29.639 --> 00:54:34.840
cracked a Coors late, Yeah,
cracking a gold one at six thirty.

768
00:54:35.159 --> 00:54:38.199
That's retirement, Okay, Yeah,
he does say, He's like, yep,

769
00:54:38.480 --> 00:54:42.079
it's like I'm seventy year old years
old. I'm afraid of nothing.

770
00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:46.880
Also, going back to the when
he tells people in the cafe, I

771
00:54:47.000 --> 00:54:52.079
assume they're the only people left in
town. Yeah, kind seems because that's

772
00:54:52.119 --> 00:54:54.360
what it seems, because everybody else
apparently went to that that game. But

773
00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:58.519
I love when they're like, oh, yeah, we're we're not afraid to

774
00:54:58.599 --> 00:55:00.599
death, blah blah blah blah.
He I would have been like, well,

775
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:09.639
I'm severely out gunned here have a
weapon. Like, just like,

776
00:55:09.760 --> 00:55:15.679
how nobody in this town really seems
to respect the sheriff. That's true,

777
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:22.639
I'm good, okay, And like
that's not gonna get fixed either, because

778
00:55:22.679 --> 00:55:27.119
only like six people see him being
bad ass. Yeah, so the rest

779
00:55:27.119 --> 00:55:29.760
of the town's gonna come back and
keep disrespecting the shit out of him.

780
00:55:29.960 --> 00:55:34.920
Yeah. We cut to the bridge
construction crew as they gear up and head

781
00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:38.599
into town, where Lady Siff is
now posted on a roof with a sniper

782
00:55:38.679 --> 00:55:44.920
rifle and Louis Guzman gets stuck behind
a car in the middle of main street

783
00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:49.639
because he's still setting sit up.
When the bad guys arrive. The the

784
00:55:50.079 --> 00:55:54.159
diner waitress comes waltzing down the street
so Guzman has to give some cover fire

785
00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:59.599
to save her, but then becomes
the target of another rocket. So Luis

786
00:55:59.639 --> 00:56:04.039
Kuzman gets blown up with the rocket, but he emerges from the smoke and

787
00:56:04.199 --> 00:56:07.960
sends the bad guys running with a
Tommy gun before getting sniped from another roof.

788
00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:12.239
Lady Stiff takes out the bad guy
sniper as Arnold and the rest of

789
00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:15.679
the crew pull up in a school
bus, bust open the emergency exit,

790
00:56:15.760 --> 00:56:20.199
and lay down some suppressing fire with
a gatling gun before positioning the bus as

791
00:56:20.239 --> 00:56:24.480
a barricade. So the beginning of
this scene with Luiski's mound just makes it

792
00:56:24.679 --> 00:56:29.000
very obvious that this is basically a
Western, with like how they pull up.

793
00:56:29.519 --> 00:56:32.320
Yeah, they're all in like a
line basically, Yeah, they all

794
00:56:32.400 --> 00:56:37.239
line up, yeah, like as
they're walking with this, which what I've

795
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:43.440
said this director has like his last
movie was basically it was basically a western.

796
00:56:43.519 --> 00:56:45.360
Yeah. Western. Yeah, Yeah, And it feels like a Western

797
00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:50.239
because it's like a small town with
a big main street and that's where all

798
00:56:50.280 --> 00:56:52.960
the action's happening. In a desert. Yeah, in the desert. Yeah.

799
00:56:52.360 --> 00:56:55.920
But the behind the scenes stuff that
I watched there, they pretty much

800
00:56:55.960 --> 00:57:00.360
all the actors call him the director. I don't know if I mentioned it

801
00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:04.960
in the production episode, but he
doesn't speak English, but he can understand

802
00:57:05.039 --> 00:57:08.079
English, so he has a translator
throughout the whole thing, but he can

803
00:57:08.199 --> 00:57:10.880
understand them. But I feel like
there was like a disconnect, like he

804
00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:15.119
didn't really wasn't able to connect with
them because they all refer to him as

805
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:15.719
the director, which it was weird, but I was like, if that

806
00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:20.559
makes sense because it also shows a
scene with them where he's basically they they

807
00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:24.239
had a relationship with the translator.
Yeah, so they because they were all

808
00:57:24.360 --> 00:57:28.960
like talking to the trans basically like
talking to the translator and whatnot. But

809
00:57:29.320 --> 00:57:31.400
they it was all it was.
There wasn't like a lack of respect thing,

810
00:57:31.440 --> 00:57:36.400
but it was just like a disconnect
where they weren't really everybody was communicating

811
00:57:36.440 --> 00:57:39.239
directly with Yeah. Yeah, but
uh but they all had like super nice

812
00:57:39.239 --> 00:57:42.719
things to say it, like they
were all very praising of him. But

813
00:57:42.840 --> 00:57:45.320
anyway, my other comment was,
man, why are Tommy Gunns so cool?

814
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:50.719
Like is a design like absolutely,
you put a drum magazine on anything

815
00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:53.519
and it's instantly like it at least
forty I don't know, it's just like

816
00:57:54.079 --> 00:57:58.360
like it's it's all. It just
always looks so cool though, even those

817
00:57:58.440 --> 00:58:01.599
dumbass pistols with drum magazine. I
also thought it was funny going back to

818
00:58:01.639 --> 00:58:05.159
when they were planning and they went
to get the guns. I forgot this

819
00:58:05.480 --> 00:58:09.679
that when they got the big machine
gun for the boss or whatever, and

820
00:58:09.800 --> 00:58:14.719
you know it's like a string like
a coil type of gun, but they're

821
00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:20.639
am all that they're getting for its
just single rounds that they're dumping in butts,

822
00:58:20.679 --> 00:58:23.599
And I'm like, how are they
loading that? Yeah, well when

823
00:58:23.639 --> 00:58:29.519
they when they go back to it, he has the like the like yeah,

824
00:58:29.559 --> 00:58:31.639
but most of them, but yeah, when they're when they are like

825
00:58:31.800 --> 00:58:37.079
getting it, getting a bunch of
single ammal they're putting they're dumping in boxes.

826
00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:42.559
Maybe that was another thing where they're
like had to like put the AMMO

827
00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:45.000
in the belt or whatever. Like
that's another thing where you're like, oh,

828
00:58:45.400 --> 00:58:49.440
there's not time to do this.
That's what they were doing while Louis

829
00:58:49.480 --> 00:58:55.639
Kuzman was getting shot the belt al
So that sniper just turned Figgie's arm into

830
00:58:55.679 --> 00:58:59.639
pudding, which I remember when I
was drinking and I could not stop laughing

831
00:58:59.679 --> 00:59:01.400
at I could not stop laughing out
when I wrote it as a drink,

832
00:59:01.480 --> 00:59:07.760
but it is not funny now it's
pretty funny stupid. Oh my god,

833
00:59:07.360 --> 00:59:15.360
alright, god damn it. So
from here we enter an extended firefight.

834
00:59:15.480 --> 00:59:17.199
So I'm just gonna lay out some
highlights and you guys can let me know

835
00:59:17.239 --> 00:59:22.440
if I miss anything. Arnold pushes
a guy off a roof, shoots him

836
00:59:22.440 --> 00:59:24.920
in the head, and then uses
him as a landing pad. That was

837
00:59:24.960 --> 00:59:29.920
probably my favorite of these kills right
there. That's amazing. Frank Low and

838
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:32.639
Lady Lady Siff double team of guy
on the stairs and get really turned on.

839
00:59:34.320 --> 00:59:38.039
Yeah, my note on this is
nothing like gun death and violence to

840
00:59:38.039 --> 00:59:46.000
get an American right after your best
friend died. Oh my god. Let's

841
00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:52.280
see Knoxville explodes a guy with a
flare gun. That was another again,

842
00:59:52.360 --> 00:59:58.000
amazing, those fucking love that this
dude with a bandolier is running away from

843
00:59:58.039 --> 01:00:00.920
Knoxville. He shoots him in the
back with a flare gun. All his

844
01:00:00.039 --> 01:00:05.119
bullets start to go off in different
directions, and then he just fully explodes

845
01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:08.800
it like it hit the dynamite part
of his bandolier. I don't know,

846
01:00:09.920 --> 01:00:14.599
uh. And then a nice old
lady blows away a bad guy to save

847
01:00:14.719 --> 01:00:19.320
Arnold, and it has like one
of my favorite lines, which is after

848
01:00:19.599 --> 01:00:22.000
after she kills the guy and Arnold
looks turns around and sees what she did.

849
01:00:22.119 --> 01:00:28.519
He he just looks at her and
goes oblige. I love that.

850
01:00:29.480 --> 01:00:34.159
That's amazing. Arnold kills storm Mayre
Peter storm Mayre on the bus with Knoxville's

851
01:00:34.159 --> 01:00:37.519
big ass gun, but fails to
stop Cortez as he blows through the town.

852
01:00:37.920 --> 01:00:40.840
Did I miss anything in the firefight? I don't think so. Okay,

853
01:00:42.119 --> 01:00:45.960
Now Ronald shoots him through the uh, Peter Stormer through the head like

854
01:00:45.039 --> 01:00:49.480
a straight shot, but the blood
splatter goes up on the ceiling. Yeah,

855
01:00:50.239 --> 01:00:53.480
I think we're meant to believe that
that thing like really blows the back

856
01:00:53.519 --> 01:01:00.119
of his head out, Like yeah, it's but yeah, yeah. He

857
01:01:00.199 --> 01:01:02.639
does say a line after that,
which is welcome to summer ten. But

858
01:01:04.039 --> 01:01:06.599
yeah, like there could have been
a lot better. For example, you

859
01:01:06.639 --> 01:01:07.719
know this happened to the school bus. You know, it could have been

860
01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:20.320
like school's out or dismissed something along
those lines. It's not a tum calling

861
01:01:20.400 --> 01:01:24.000
it back. I like that one
when he he at one point gets hurt

862
01:01:24.039 --> 01:01:28.760
and jumps into the diner, and
the diner ownter goes, how are you,

863
01:01:28.840 --> 01:01:31.079
sheriff, and he just gets up
and goes, old, that's a

864
01:01:31.159 --> 01:01:36.719
decent line. I love that they're
just like still just like basically hanging out,

865
01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:40.400
just hanging out, eating breakfast,
just another day in summer ten.

866
01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:45.039
They're not even like down, They're
still in their stools. Yeah. I

867
01:01:45.320 --> 01:01:51.039
also really love when Knoxville gets dragged
in there after he gets hurt and they

868
01:01:51.079 --> 01:01:52.360
ask him what the hell are you
doing here? And he gets up all

869
01:01:52.400 --> 01:01:57.280
excited. He's like, I'm a
deputy. That's just really funny to me.

870
01:01:57.360 --> 01:02:04.239
He also looks so happy when Onnold's
firing them that the Nazi killer.

871
01:02:04.719 --> 01:02:07.719
Yeah, he like has this like
smile on his face, like he's laughing

872
01:02:07.920 --> 01:02:14.119
like maniacally, just looks so happy. So Cortes gets through town. He

873
01:02:14.239 --> 01:02:17.199
then kisses the horny FBI trader before
he pushes her out of the car and

874
01:02:19.039 --> 01:02:22.519
heads through a cornfield toward the canyon. So he only did that because he

875
01:02:22.519 --> 01:02:24.920
still wants to as a mole.
Correct. I guess I think he just

876
01:02:25.000 --> 01:02:28.559
wants to get rid of her and
her job is done now because he's so

877
01:02:28.639 --> 01:02:30.920
close to the border, and he's
like, fuck you. I mean,

878
01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:32.639
I'm sure he would keep using her
as a mole if it was like a

879
01:02:32.679 --> 01:02:37.000
possibility. But yeah, I think
he just is giving her a fuck you

880
01:02:37.360 --> 01:02:39.440
okay, like she'd still be complying
after being thrown out of his car.

881
01:02:39.519 --> 01:02:45.559
He's like me, and it lose
that dead weight, so the car could

882
01:02:45.960 --> 01:02:52.360
exactly. So he's driving through the
cornfield. Arnold pops out of the corn

883
01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:59.400
in Mayor Schmuck's Camaro. Sorry,
Chevy Camaro, because only a Chevy can

884
01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:06.000
dig down and other ship. But
a Chevy Camaro, that Chevy Camaro compared

885
01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:09.559
to that Chevy Corvette. That's all, are you kidding? I just it's

886
01:03:09.719 --> 01:03:15.599
not believable. It's not. Also, the other thing that I find entirely

887
01:03:15.719 --> 01:03:23.360
unbelievable is is there any chance in
hell that a racing tuned supercar would survive

888
01:03:23.519 --> 01:03:28.320
driving through a fucking cornfield. I
mean it's a Chevy. Well, I

889
01:03:28.400 --> 01:03:34.079
mean I don't see any sports car
doing that. Yeah, but on the

890
01:03:34.119 --> 01:03:38.119
ground, Yeah, have you ever
I don't know if have you guys ever

891
01:03:38.199 --> 01:03:44.480
been in a cornfield? Like no, that's something like yeah, it's because

892
01:03:44.559 --> 01:03:47.480
yeah, because with the rods are
and then usually from previous crops or whatever

893
01:03:47.519 --> 01:03:53.000
they're ship on the ground. Like
it's like every ground is all like unstable

894
01:03:53.079 --> 01:03:58.519
and it's hard to even walk through
a cornfield. Yeah, but anyway,

895
01:03:59.239 --> 01:04:01.679
Uh, let's see the two cars
fight for a minute before losing each other

896
01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:05.960
in the corn and then stopping in
another one of my favorite scenes as they

897
01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:13.519
try to hide from each other.
That's good. I love that, like

898
01:04:13.599 --> 01:04:16.360
sneaking up on each other by driving. Yeah, exactly, It's it's like

899
01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:23.079
the raptors in the tall That's exactly
what from Last World. Anytime I'm playing

900
01:04:24.079 --> 01:04:28.320
either The Last of Us the Second
one or hit Man two, when I'm

901
01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:30.519
going through the grass, I'll be
like, oh, yes, just like

902
01:04:30.599 --> 01:04:32.599
a Velosa raptor and sneak up on
people and like like when I'm trying to

903
01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:39.159
kill him and like trying to make
the noises Like anyway, I'm a little

904
01:04:39.199 --> 01:04:44.719
kid. Sorry. So Cortes makes
a break for it, but Arnold slams

905
01:04:44.800 --> 01:04:49.440
him into what I can only assume
is a magic tractor because it finally kills

906
01:04:49.559 --> 01:04:55.599
the magic Corvette and Donald turns Arnold's
Camaro into a convertible and maybe it's a

907
01:04:55.719 --> 01:04:59.679
Chevy tractor. Maybe that's the Yah
just made me think of that scene from

908
01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:02.880
or Sorry. I was watching The
X Men cart to the other day.

909
01:05:02.880 --> 01:05:10.159
It's like, we're like, tell
Cyclops that made him a converted yep.

910
01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:14.800
Anyway, perfect. Oh. So
Cortes gets out mostly unharmed and makes his

911
01:05:14.880 --> 01:05:18.039
way to the bridge on foot,
but finds Arnold in his way, And

912
01:05:18.639 --> 01:05:23.480
this has got to be another one
of my favorite lines. Cortes goes,

913
01:05:23.519 --> 01:05:26.559
you fucked up my car, and
then Arnold goes, you fucked up my

914
01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:31.079
day off. That's a good line. Cortes tries to buy off Arnold,

915
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:35.599
but it's not gonna happen. So
they fight, with Cortes trying all sorts

916
01:05:35.599 --> 01:05:43.280
of tricky mma shit, and Arnold
counters this by being twice his sight when

917
01:05:43.320 --> 01:05:45.280
he was at the beginning of the
fight. Arnold Donald takes off his jacket

918
01:05:45.320 --> 01:05:47.960
and his like Batman utility built or
whatever he's gone on. Yeah, and

919
01:05:48.000 --> 01:05:50.480
I was just hoping he would have
continue and taken off his pants as bad,

920
01:05:50.519 --> 01:05:55.719
because that's his character. Fights that
oils himself up and also like another

921
01:05:55.800 --> 01:06:00.159
reason why he ended up getting kicked
off the lapd. He cannot keep doing

922
01:06:00.239 --> 01:06:05.000
that. Then I'm going to someone
where I can't do it. He does.

923
01:06:05.199 --> 01:06:09.440
He's like, you know, uh, give me your bank account or

924
01:06:09.639 --> 01:06:11.800
give my guy your bank account number. It's like, who the fuck knows

925
01:06:11.840 --> 01:06:15.239
their bank account number? Right?
You know, hold on, let me

926
01:06:15.320 --> 01:06:17.800
get pulling out. You know,
I left my check book in my truck.

927
01:06:19.199 --> 01:06:21.119
Sorry, I don't have the app. I don't trust him with my

928
01:06:21.199 --> 01:06:28.800
information. Also, he he fucked
up because he called him grandpa, so

929
01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:36.239
he activated his grandpa strength. So
lost should have done that. Oh so,

930
01:06:38.440 --> 01:06:42.119
near the end of the fight,
as he's losing, Cortes stabs Arnold

931
01:06:42.159 --> 01:06:45.760
in the leg, but Arnold stabs
him right back, and it seems to

932
01:06:45.880 --> 01:06:49.239
hurt way more when Arnold stabs him. That's because of the difference in muscle

933
01:06:49.360 --> 01:06:55.559
mass between there's more velocity, and
then Arnold got all the way to the

934
01:06:55.639 --> 01:07:01.159
bone, more impact. Yeah.
Then Cortes tries bribery one more time,

935
01:07:01.280 --> 01:07:05.800
but it does not work. Uh. The FBI arrives to clean up.

936
01:07:06.320 --> 01:07:12.480
They take Cortes and the trader into
custody and give props to Arnold. Just

937
01:07:12.599 --> 01:07:16.400
as Mayor Schmuck returns to see his
destroyed car, and we get a freeze

938
01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:20.119
frame of Arnold, Lady Siff and
Frank Low walking into the diner. I'm

939
01:07:20.159 --> 01:07:25.400
actually surprised they didn't turn into a
full in comedy when like when they arrest

940
01:07:25.519 --> 01:07:30.039
Cortes and the and the FBI gal
just like with him arguing in the back

941
01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:32.920
of the paddy wagon like Harry and
Marv or something like that. Yeah,

942
01:07:33.039 --> 01:07:39.760
exactly. I got a few notes
about this. Arnold slams Cortes into like

943
01:07:39.960 --> 01:07:43.440
a bridge and it's got the little
ramp part at the end or whatever,

944
01:07:44.199 --> 01:07:47.400
Like, how the fuck is he
not paralyzed? Yea, this is slammed

945
01:07:47.480 --> 01:07:51.239
back. Yeah, and it was
like right on his back too. Yeah.

946
01:07:51.400 --> 01:07:55.239
For some reason I thought this was
funny, but I now that I'm

947
01:07:55.239 --> 01:07:56.920
reading it back, it's not.
But I'm gonna say it anyway. So

948
01:07:57.039 --> 01:08:00.920
like was like you're under the arrest
in on top of a bridge. I

949
01:08:00.960 --> 01:08:06.599
don't know, See, it's definitely
not funny. And then not even what

950
01:08:06.679 --> 01:08:14.360
it means top of the bridge.
Yeah, he's exactly crooked. FBI chick

951
01:08:14.440 --> 01:08:18.520
should have got her money in crypto, not just fucking like right into a

952
01:08:18.560 --> 01:08:24.720
bank account in her name. And
that Camaro, the Mayor's Camaro Chevy Camaro

953
01:08:25.079 --> 01:08:28.600
man. It took the licking and
just like you guys, knocked off and

954
01:08:28.720 --> 01:08:30.520
right through the cornfield and it was
just still running. He was able to

955
01:08:30.560 --> 01:08:34.560
drive it back with him attached,
and that still looks pretty sweet. Drove

956
01:08:34.600 --> 01:08:36.920
it all the way back to town. I really wish it would have been

957
01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:42.319
more of a licensed to drive situation
where he would have brought it back,

958
01:08:42.359 --> 01:08:44.760
but it was on a truck and
totally rude because that would have been,

959
01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:51.239
you know what that douchebag needed.
But then had it parked there, it

960
01:08:51.239 --> 01:08:55.560
would have been even better if it
was part still parked in the fire zone.

961
01:08:56.720 --> 01:09:02.800
And when he comes back, the
Sheriff's just like, oh, I

962
01:09:02.960 --> 01:09:08.560
told you, all right, And
that's the end of our movie. So

963
01:09:08.640 --> 01:09:13.159
now we get to move on to
everybody's favorite segment. Joe Namath. Now

964
01:09:13.279 --> 01:09:17.159
we're going to do something extremely fun. We're going to play a wonderful game

965
01:09:17.399 --> 01:09:23.840
called who is My Daddy? And
what does she do? Yes? Take

966
01:09:23.880 --> 01:09:27.199
it away, Joe, all right, So we are going to start out.

967
01:09:27.319 --> 01:09:34.239
We have a costume designer named Michelle. Michelle that sucks. She should

968
01:09:34.319 --> 01:09:39.840
change that to like Michelle squared or
something Michelle, and then like Michelle,

969
01:09:41.479 --> 01:09:45.680
well, m I c h E
L E for a first name, and

970
01:09:45.720 --> 01:09:47.199
then M I C H E L
for the last name, so it could

971
01:09:47.199 --> 01:09:51.600
be right, it's like or Michelle
Michelle ye something like that. Yeah,

972
01:09:53.319 --> 01:09:56.119
Cohen who. I don't know who
that was and I forgot to look it

973
01:09:56.199 --> 01:10:00.359
up. He was played by David
mid Thunder, which is just a awesome

974
01:10:00.439 --> 01:10:05.800
name. And then a stunt double
was Angelique mid Thunder. So there's another

975
01:10:05.840 --> 01:10:12.119
stuntman, Richard King, or it's
I call him Dick King. Our department

976
01:10:12.199 --> 01:10:16.159
production assistant is kill one you like, I'm gonna kill one of you.

977
01:10:18.880 --> 01:10:26.960
Set dresser Dave Thomas David Thomas,
so yeah, so that's why he retired

978
01:10:27.000 --> 01:10:31.159
from the business. Speaking of career
changes, we got a special effect for

979
01:10:31.359 --> 01:10:36.039
person Chris Klein, so I guess
once it's acting dried up, we have

980
01:10:36.960 --> 01:10:40.920
I don't know if this is the
same person. You can answer this one,

981
01:10:41.039 --> 01:10:44.760
Chris, but we have a construction
for person and a lead our technician,

982
01:10:45.399 --> 01:10:48.359
your dad, Steve Chapman, So
I don't know if he's doing double

983
01:10:48.399 --> 01:10:53.920
time on this movie or there's just
two Steve Chapman's, which I don't think

984
01:10:54.119 --> 01:11:00.079
that's legally allowed. I think there's
only one. So daily colorists, which

985
01:11:00.159 --> 01:11:06.560
is Duck Grosberg and uh ye.
Lastly, we have a visual effects supervisor,

986
01:11:08.079 --> 01:11:15.079
Tang Bing Bing. And that's all
all right. There was only one

987
01:11:15.159 --> 01:11:20.640
name I noticed in the credits,
which is music was by Mog m O

988
01:11:20.760 --> 01:11:26.920
d w G. Who I looked
up. And the reason he's named Mogue

989
01:11:27.239 --> 01:11:31.239
is because in the early in the
nineties everybody thought he looked like Mowgli from

990
01:11:31.239 --> 01:11:34.399
the Jungle Book. Ye, the
live action Jungle Book that had just covered.

991
01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:39.439
They're not wrong. He looks like
Jason Scott Lee, so you know,

992
01:11:40.319 --> 01:11:45.520
okay, uh yeah, and he
he is a composer for the director's

993
01:11:45.600 --> 01:11:46.640
other movie or something like that,
right, I think, oh really,

994
01:11:46.720 --> 01:11:50.960
yeah, I didn't I think so? And uh yeah, let's go into

995
01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:57.520
I don't know, let's start with
kill count. Have you ever killed anyone?

996
01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:01.159
Yeah? But they were all bad? Okay. So I actually know

997
01:12:01.239 --> 01:12:05.600
what it is because I because it
was in the trivia. So it's it's

998
01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:09.239
all you guys, and it's just
trying to guess. Dan is just trying

999
01:12:09.279 --> 01:12:12.840
to guess how many people how many
people died in the movie, oh man,

1000
01:12:13.119 --> 01:12:17.319
and how many people died in that
movie? Yeah, okay, let

1001
01:12:17.359 --> 01:12:21.000
me let me think, Joe,
you gotta guess I do. I am

1002
01:12:21.079 --> 01:12:28.159
going to say thirty five. Okay, I'm gonna I think that's a little

1003
01:12:28.199 --> 01:12:31.319
low. I'm gonna go with forty
three. You know what I'm going in

1004
01:12:31.399 --> 01:12:36.319
the middle. I'm going forty Oh
shit, Okay, we're gonna get sniped.

1005
01:12:36.720 --> 01:12:40.439
And like I said, I accidentally
saw what it was and I think

1006
01:12:40.479 --> 01:12:45.880
it's forty Yep, it's forty four. Oh closes without going over nice.

1007
01:12:46.720 --> 01:12:49.680
I gotta go that one I where
it lists them all. Yeah, yeah,

1008
01:12:49.760 --> 01:13:05.960
that was I can't with that cool
missus Salizaw obliged put the herd on

1009
01:13:06.159 --> 01:13:13.359
away. Okay, let's move on
to everybody's favorite lines. Who has a

1010
01:13:13.399 --> 01:13:18.399
favorite line for us? I almost
picked Obliged as my favorite line because the

1011
01:13:18.520 --> 01:13:23.199
delivery is so perfect on that one. But I'm actually going outside of Arnold

1012
01:13:23.279 --> 01:13:27.800
on this one because Peter Storm Mayer
when they are attacking the town has maybe

1013
01:13:27.880 --> 01:13:31.000
my favorite line ever. I don't
know which one was it. He is,

1014
01:13:31.279 --> 01:13:35.560
it's him when Luis Kuzman is hiding
behind the car, he goes,

1015
01:13:36.000 --> 01:13:42.359
look at that squirrel in his big
motherfucker hat. He's got a lot of

1016
01:13:42.479 --> 01:13:46.039
like just those lines when the when
the when the girl walks up, he's

1017
01:13:46.079 --> 01:13:48.000
like, what does he say?
Like? Look at me? He said,

1018
01:13:48.119 --> 01:13:51.880
look at that ass. I could
kill for that ass. As he's

1019
01:13:51.920 --> 01:13:55.199
gonna shoot her as he's pulling out
of his gun. I was like,

1020
01:13:55.439 --> 01:13:59.720
okay, Jesus, but yeah,
look at that squirrel in his big motherfucker

1021
01:13:59.800 --> 01:14:03.880
hat. I love that. It's
a dumb one, but I really like

1022
01:14:04.039 --> 01:14:08.960
the scene when he's trying to clear
out the diner and the guy I'm hany

1023
01:14:09.039 --> 01:14:12.920
years old. I am afraid of
dying. But my favorite was when he

1024
01:14:13.000 --> 01:14:15.119
looks at the own, the diner
owner, and he's like, I just

1025
01:14:15.199 --> 01:14:21.720
put their eggs on. It's like
I'm cooking, Like I don't remember the

1026
01:14:21.800 --> 01:14:27.720
exact line, but it was like
I just started cooking those eggs. That's

1027
01:14:27.800 --> 01:14:31.800
not happening. I haven't burned a
breakfast yet. I'm not It's not like

1028
01:14:31.880 --> 01:14:38.840
the farmer's gonna come bring us more
eggs. I can't waste these. So

1029
01:14:39.720 --> 01:14:43.000
the one where he's like, you
fucked up my day off, that was

1030
01:14:43.039 --> 01:14:46.359
a good one. Ye also tells
him like you make us immigrants look bad.

1031
01:14:47.199 --> 01:14:51.279
Oh, But I think my favorite
line is after he knocks the guy

1032
01:14:51.319 --> 01:14:56.399
off the roof and shoots him in
the head while going while falling, and

1033
01:14:56.520 --> 01:14:59.239
then they cut to it when he
when he's back and he's rolling over and

1034
01:14:59.319 --> 01:15:03.000
he's just like the fucker rolls out. I thought that was pretty great,

1035
01:15:03.039 --> 01:15:05.840
So I'm gonna go with that one. Yeah, nice, I gotta go

1036
01:15:05.960 --> 01:15:11.640
with old when old. I don't
know that line got me. The one

1037
01:15:11.680 --> 01:15:14.920
I left laudistone was for sure was
the the uh, you fucked up my

1038
01:15:15.039 --> 01:15:16.920
day off, But that old one
just got me. I don't know.

1039
01:15:17.199 --> 01:15:20.439
Anyway, Moving on, before we
get to the irons pumped, how about

1040
01:15:20.479 --> 01:15:26.239
we get Asa toumuls play little total
recoll. What do you want, mister

1041
01:15:26.520 --> 01:15:35.439
quay the same as you to remember, open your mind, open your mind,

1042
01:15:38.239 --> 01:15:41.680
and all it is is seven random
trivia questions from the movie we just

1043
01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:44.520
watched, and the first one to
get three correct wins. So the rules

1044
01:15:44.560 --> 01:15:47.319
are Chris starts reading the questions and
whoever knows the answer Kim buzz in using

1045
01:15:47.399 --> 01:15:51.399
your name as the buzzer. Oh, I just say Dan, yeah,

1046
01:15:51.560 --> 01:15:54.680
So keep him on. The second
you buzz in, he'll stop reading the

1047
01:15:54.720 --> 01:15:57.439
question. So make sure you don't
listen to enough of the question. But

1048
01:15:57.680 --> 01:16:03.000
Anyway, we're all set, all
right. Question number one, what does

1049
01:16:03.079 --> 01:16:09.760
Peter storm Mayer claim to be hauling
in his truck Joe Joe out of parts?

1050
01:16:10.199 --> 01:16:12.399
That is cool? Did you with
that a guess? Did you actually

1051
01:16:12.439 --> 01:16:15.800
remember that kind of remembered it?
I wasn't like one hundred percent sure on

1052
01:16:15.880 --> 01:16:20.159
it. But that's like a weirdly
specific guess for just guess. And remember,

1053
01:16:20.319 --> 01:16:24.000
I'm gonna have to skip that one. You motherfucker's ruined that question.

1054
01:16:24.520 --> 01:16:29.600
Let's see what it was. How
many horsepower does the magic have? Yeah,

1055
01:16:29.680 --> 01:16:31.720
seventy if you if you had just
said one, if you had just

1056
01:16:31.760 --> 01:16:33.680
said it once, I might still
use it. But we said it like

1057
01:16:33.800 --> 01:16:39.479
five times. Well, I think
I should get that. I knew that

1058
01:16:39.560 --> 01:16:45.560
one too, all right. In
what sport did Frank receive a full college

1059
01:16:45.600 --> 01:16:50.239
scholarship? Joe track and field?
God damn Joe always wins this, by

1060
01:16:50.279 --> 01:16:55.920
the way, last time. To
be in my defense, I watched it

1061
01:16:56.720 --> 01:16:59.520
while I was sick, so like
I wasn't I was there. But not.

1062
01:17:00.439 --> 01:17:04.960
Also in your defense, these are
all dumb questions. Uh, what

1063
01:17:05.199 --> 01:17:13.439
soccer team is the decoy Cortes wearing
the colors of Joe the Dutch national national

1064
01:17:13.560 --> 01:17:16.680
team. No, you said national, no, disqualified. I almost said

1065
01:17:16.760 --> 01:17:20.039
Joe, that's what I hesitated,
And I was like, Joe, if

1066
01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:25.960
I say someone else, is there
works right? Yeah, definitely, all

1067
01:17:26.079 --> 01:17:30.560
right, Joe wins. I don't
want to know what the other yea,

1068
01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:35.239
God damn I knew that anyway.
What is the name of Johnny Knoxville's big

1069
01:17:35.439 --> 01:17:42.199
ass revolve Aaron? Oh fuck,
I was thinking of Vicky, but uh,

1070
01:17:42.439 --> 01:17:47.960
it's not Gabriellelle. It's I don't
know, Joe, Georgia, Georgietta.

1071
01:17:48.399 --> 01:17:53.520
Oh so close, yeah, Georgia, Yeah, Georgietta. What is

1072
01:17:53.600 --> 01:17:58.359
the name of Johnny Knoxville's truck Henrietta
Aaron, Joe, Joe, Yeah,

1073
01:17:58.399 --> 01:18:01.800
it's Henriette. And then there's another
one that was Ethel right, No,

1074
01:18:02.159 --> 01:18:05.279
it's what is the name of Johnny
Knoxville's big yes, gatling gut Vicky?

1075
01:18:05.560 --> 01:18:11.479
There was there not that I remember
now. I love that happen. Quiz

1076
01:18:11.640 --> 01:18:15.880
was just about Johnny. I gotta
be honest with you. I was gonna

1077
01:18:15.920 --> 01:18:19.199
try and catch Joe and to make
him think he knew which name I was

1078
01:18:19.279 --> 01:18:21.239
going to get, and I was
actually going to say the other thing.

1079
01:18:21.920 --> 01:18:25.720
Was that all that? No?
No, No, there's a couple.

1080
01:18:25.920 --> 01:18:29.479
No, there's one which was just
in the big drug bust that caused him

1081
01:18:29.479 --> 01:18:33.840
to leave La. How many squad
mates did Arnold Blues? Joe seven seven?

1082
01:18:34.000 --> 01:18:38.000
I was going to say, Joe
had you guys? Yeah, you

1083
01:18:38.039 --> 01:18:41.079
guys were hose no matter what he
like, actually watched this movie. I

1084
01:18:41.159 --> 01:18:45.560
forgot there was gonna be a quiz. I didn't take enough. I forgot

1085
01:18:45.640 --> 01:18:51.079
too. I didn't realize there was
a remember ship, all right, Joe

1086
01:18:51.199 --> 01:18:56.680
wins. When the big Man was
killed, you must have wounded it.

1087
01:18:57.920 --> 01:19:01.760
It's blood, wasn't the leaves?
If you pleads, we can kill it.

1088
01:19:05.319 --> 01:19:08.920
All right. We are gonna move
on to rating this movie. We're

1089
01:19:08.960 --> 01:19:12.239
gonna rate it on a scale of
one to five. Irons pumped. And

1090
01:19:12.560 --> 01:19:15.760
yes that doesn't really make sense now
if you think about it too hard,

1091
01:19:15.079 --> 01:19:18.279
But just just fucking go with it, all right. Just remember this is

1092
01:19:18.319 --> 01:19:21.199
on a scale of one to five. Just Arnold movies, because if it

1093
01:19:21.279 --> 01:19:26.640
were just all movies in general,
they'd probably all be five's, even Batman

1094
01:19:26.720 --> 01:19:30.000
and Robin because it has Arnold in
it. So hey, Chris, what

1095
01:19:30.119 --> 01:19:34.640
what do you got? All Right? Uh? This movie was extremely dumb,

1096
01:19:35.159 --> 01:19:39.840
but it doesn't waste your time.
It moves nice and fast, and

1097
01:19:39.920 --> 01:19:44.520
I appreciate that it has. The
third act is super fun with that big

1098
01:19:44.600 --> 01:19:48.000
ass shootout is pretty great. I
think it's got like it gives Arnold enough

1099
01:19:48.119 --> 01:19:51.479
cool factor. It's got. He's
pretty fun in it, and he's got

1100
01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:59.000
some jokes. There's pretty decent lines. He does a decent amount of action,

1101
01:19:59.319 --> 01:20:01.119
I think the I think my only
real problem with it is that it

1102
01:20:01.279 --> 01:20:05.560
needs like a much more compelling villain
to move it up into like the higher

1103
01:20:05.600 --> 01:20:10.439
echelon of Arnold movies. Right,
So I'm gonna I'm gonna go. I'm

1104
01:20:10.439 --> 01:20:19.439
gonna go three point five. Oh
okay, yeah, if no one else

1105
01:20:19.479 --> 01:20:24.520
wants to go, go ahead.
They don't really make these type of movies

1106
01:20:24.520 --> 01:20:28.119
anymore, which is a shame because
I'd say this is one of his like

1107
01:20:28.199 --> 01:20:30.520
the most fun of his movies so
far from the like newer movies we've seen,

1108
01:20:31.319 --> 01:20:35.279
definitely of the newer movies. But
uh, there's like scenes in it

1109
01:20:35.399 --> 01:20:40.399
that, like that flairgun scene has
it's some of my favorite of his,

1110
01:20:40.640 --> 01:20:44.680
like like the kills and stuff like
that. But anyway, the kills are

1111
01:20:44.720 --> 01:20:46.079
the set pieces I think I think
took this move for granted the first time

1112
01:20:46.079 --> 01:20:48.479
I watched it, because it definitely
has like the feel of an Arnold movie.

1113
01:20:48.520 --> 01:20:50.880
But it was also the first his
first one back, so I just

1114
01:20:50.920 --> 01:20:56.000
kind of assumed that things would return
back to normal as far as movies that

1115
01:20:56.359 --> 01:20:59.479
we were start getting what we got
before he left, because you had like

1116
01:20:59.560 --> 01:21:00.600
T three and then the Sixth Day
and in a Day is and this movie

1117
01:21:00.640 --> 01:21:02.880
fits right in with those. I'd
say, I've never seen a skate Plan,

1118
01:21:03.000 --> 01:21:06.359
but which was his next one,
but like after that comes Sabotage and

1119
01:21:06.399 --> 01:21:10.880
that was just the worst. But
anyway, and I'm curious if he uh

1120
01:21:11.359 --> 01:21:14.600
noticed that his old style of films
weren't profiting anymore, because I think we

1121
01:21:14.680 --> 01:21:16.199
said that this one wasn't profitable.
I don't know how skate Plan did,

1122
01:21:16.279 --> 01:21:19.359
but he an event like eventually,
so he just started picking roles that he

1123
01:21:19.359 --> 01:21:23.319
thought might be a little more like
modern or something like that. Like maybe

1124
01:21:23.359 --> 01:21:26.760
that's why we got Sabotage and Maggie, But it's not like it. Those

1125
01:21:26.800 --> 01:21:30.439
aren't typical Ornald movies. But this
movie is what I want the new Ornald

1126
01:21:30.479 --> 01:21:32.600
movies to be because it understands what
makes it seems to well, yeah,

1127
01:21:32.600 --> 01:21:36.600
it does understand what makes the old
ones so good. Yeah, it doesn't

1128
01:21:36.640 --> 01:21:41.239
execute perfectly, but it definitely,
like you said, it gets what they're

1129
01:21:41.279 --> 01:21:44.520
trying to do. Yeah, and
like Chris said, the pacing is is

1130
01:21:44.840 --> 01:21:47.439
great on this, Like I feel
like a director that we've seen, like

1131
01:21:47.600 --> 01:21:53.479
someone that takes himself a little more
seriously, like uh, David Ayer or

1132
01:21:53.520 --> 01:21:58.159
something would have included those scenes of
Arnold in la just to make stuff a

1133
01:21:58.159 --> 01:22:00.560
little grittier or something like that,
which I was gonna say would have been

1134
01:22:00.640 --> 01:22:02.720
cool to see, but it would
have killed the pacing of the movie.

1135
01:22:03.960 --> 01:22:10.000
So I liked how fun it was. The villain was fine, I guess

1136
01:22:10.079 --> 01:22:13.960
I don't know, but everything else
was good. I'm definitely going as well

1137
01:22:14.000 --> 01:22:17.399
three point five with this. So
yeah, Joe or Dan, Yeah,

1138
01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:21.439
you pretty much said exactly what I
was gonna say. It is it's fun.

1139
01:22:24.199 --> 01:22:29.359
You know, it's kind of arnoldy, but he is like getting older,

1140
01:22:29.640 --> 01:22:31.880
So I think this was like a
good transition to like the older him,

1141
01:22:31.920 --> 01:22:38.600
where like it's it's pretty believable that
you know, like back in the

1142
01:22:38.720 --> 01:22:44.399
day like Commando and Predator and everything, Like you got absolutely yoked Arnold and

1143
01:22:44.560 --> 01:22:47.199
you're like believe that he's you know, a badass in the movie verse.

1144
01:22:47.359 --> 01:22:50.199
You know, like, yeah,
you wouldn't expect him to do like commando

1145
01:22:50.239 --> 01:22:54.239
shit in real life, but you
know he's like a little older and a

1146
01:22:54.279 --> 01:23:00.520
little wrinkler year and not just like
unbelievably yoked in this movie, so like

1147
01:23:00.640 --> 01:23:03.520
he can still kick ass. Uh. So I think it's a perfectly cromulent

1148
01:23:03.880 --> 01:23:09.399
movie and I gotta give it a
three. All right, damn, what

1149
01:23:09.479 --> 01:23:15.319
did you think of this? All
right? I thought it was snops kidding

1150
01:23:15.800 --> 01:23:19.399
right away, Like I thought,
okay, so as soon as it started

1151
01:23:19.920 --> 01:23:25.479
with a car in the cop and
the cop is just like I'm not even

1152
01:23:25.560 --> 01:23:29.000
trying. Like I was like,
okay, this is gonna be such a

1153
01:23:29.079 --> 01:23:34.560
terrible movie. And then like you, you start getting introduced to the other

1154
01:23:35.000 --> 01:23:38.920
like the cast, and I was
like, oh shit, this has actually

1155
01:23:39.000 --> 01:23:41.880
got a really good cast. Yeah, this is this is really good.

1156
01:23:42.319 --> 01:23:45.680
And you know, I agree with
you guys that I don't think the main

1157
01:23:45.840 --> 01:23:53.199
villain was very captivating, Like it's
all like he's worse Cortel leader than Pablo

1158
01:23:53.560 --> 01:23:59.640
whatever. It's like whatever. The
Peter Stormaer's character was a better villain.

1159
01:23:59.800 --> 01:24:01.640
Yeah, for sure in this movie, I thought, but so much more

1160
01:24:01.680 --> 01:24:03.680
fun. Yeah, yeah, he
was way more fun. He had way

1161
01:24:03.720 --> 01:24:06.720
better lines. I mean, the
other the other guy just drove. That's

1162
01:24:06.760 --> 01:24:10.560
all he was doing. Was just
like he was just like, I'm getting

1163
01:24:10.600 --> 01:24:15.840
out of prison and I'm driving back
to Mexico and all my people are going

1164
01:24:15.920 --> 01:24:17.600
to spend all our resources, so
when I get there, I will be

1165
01:24:17.760 --> 01:24:25.880
broke. He was about to give
Arnold twenty million dollars. Yeah, right,

1166
01:24:26.520 --> 01:24:30.520
And I was like, where is
this coming from? Because they just

1167
01:24:30.159 --> 01:24:35.079
you know, put a lot of
resources in it helping you escape. And

1168
01:24:35.199 --> 01:24:38.960
then when and then you know,
so you kind of see all these characters,

1169
01:24:39.039 --> 01:24:42.079
you got Knoxville and all these people
showing up, You're like, oh,

1170
01:24:42.159 --> 01:24:45.119
this is already a solid cast.
And then Forrest Whitaker shows up.

1171
01:24:45.199 --> 01:24:49.199
I'm like, all right, I'm
in. I'm gonna give it a three,

1172
01:24:49.479 --> 01:24:54.359
all right, just mostly just because
of the cast. Yeah, nice,

1173
01:24:54.479 --> 01:24:56.720
Okay, Well that's a I was
gonna say, be as harsh as

1174
01:24:56.760 --> 01:25:01.359
you want. Because Brennan gave Conyan
a point z are point five, Yeah,

1175
01:25:02.039 --> 01:25:08.279
less than a one, and uh
what was that? Laura gave Sabotage

1176
01:25:08.279 --> 01:25:11.359
a point five. So yeah,
our guests are, uh, have no

1177
01:25:11.439 --> 01:25:15.000
problem, which, well, it
wasn't like a terrible movie. Yeah,

1178
01:25:15.199 --> 01:25:20.159
it was entertaining, it was fun. It just reminds it reminds you,

1179
01:25:20.359 --> 01:25:24.800
like like a cheesy action Yeah,
for sure. It's definitely a B movie.

1180
01:25:25.680 --> 01:25:29.520
Yep. That is going to give
The Last Stand a three point two

1181
01:25:29.800 --> 01:25:33.479
five, which is going to put
it in sixth place behind Predator, Running

1182
01:25:33.520 --> 01:25:38.479
Man, Twins, Commando in Six
Day, and just above a Racer in

1183
01:25:38.560 --> 01:25:41.800
the Day's Genesis, Dark Fate,
and a bunch of other ones. So

1184
01:25:43.119 --> 01:25:45.319
not bad. It's it's a little
higher than I would have expected, uh

1185
01:25:46.000 --> 01:25:48.960
going in, But the movie was
a lot better than I expected going in.

1186
01:25:49.239 --> 01:25:53.039
And that's true. It is more
fun than I thought it was gonna

1187
01:25:53.039 --> 01:25:57.119
be. Pret is up top near
mine seah totally okay those those five yeah,

1188
01:25:57.199 --> 01:26:00.359
okay. Anyway, a lot of
the newer movies are I mean wish

1189
01:26:00.279 --> 01:26:05.239
yeah, I stand six Day latter
half of his career, which technically,

1190
01:26:05.359 --> 01:26:10.600
though I hate to throw this monkey
wrench into your your chart here, technically

1191
01:26:11.000 --> 01:26:15.920
based on Just Your Guys podcast,
running Man is at the top because Predator

1192
01:26:15.000 --> 01:26:19.279
has two extra oh yeah, extra
point like you had two guests on there

1193
01:26:19.600 --> 01:26:24.960
would that? Uh like if I
let's see, if you just did your

1194
01:26:25.079 --> 01:26:30.119
three, I think it's gonna be
even with running Man. Oh yeah,

1195
01:26:30.119 --> 01:26:32.880
he's right, it's four point three
repeating. Yeah, so if you're just

1196
01:26:32.920 --> 01:26:38.640
going based on your three, it's
they're tied. So okay, even if

1197
01:26:38.640 --> 01:26:43.640
there was our boss is a math
genius. Holy shit, you don't get

1198
01:26:43.720 --> 01:26:48.000
to the top bight or something.
All right, well whatever it say,

1199
01:26:48.039 --> 01:26:50.520
gonna look over my contract again.
This is fun. I don't know what

1200
01:26:50.600 --> 01:26:56.279
I was signed up for. Okay, well it's it's still up there.

1201
01:26:56.439 --> 01:27:00.359
But anyway, yea, all right, before we go, do you have

1202
01:27:00.399 --> 01:27:03.199
any plugs to plug? Uh?
Yeah. You can check out my new

1203
01:27:03.279 --> 01:27:08.640
podcast, Panel Picks. It's a
comic book podcast that'll be releasing every Tuesday.

1204
01:27:08.680 --> 01:27:12.560
We're all be talking about what's coming
out for the week and what I'm

1205
01:27:12.600 --> 01:27:15.359
looking forward to, what's hot.
And then I have another podcast called The

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Art of Bombing, where I talked
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Awesome, Well, thank you so
much for joining us. Thanks for having

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me and my old man voice that
brings us to the conclusion of Arnold's twenty

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thirteen action comedy western vehicle Last Stand
Chevy Action Western comedy Oh Yes, thank

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you, the Chevy action Western comedy
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Yes yeah, and say tuned for
what's coming up next, which is Arnold's

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nineteen eighty eight action comedy vehicle Red
Heat. Yeah. So with that,

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I guess there's only one thing left
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