Etting what's going on? Everybody. I want to thank you for tuning into
this week's episode of Posturally Awkward. If this is your first time joining us,
I would like to properly introduce myself. I mean, your host,
a favorite hotivational speaker, Mimi, Mimi someone hundred or Coma Walker if you're
nasty. Yeah. And speaking of Comma Walker, she has you know,
she she's been going through a lot, but she has returned. Uh,
I went and I actually filmed a lot of content last night, So make
sure, uh you stay tuned because I have to edit that footage and get
it posted. But I am joined by my co host. We got the
narcissist Bye Guy Win aka mister Nigga hair do it is what it is,
just accepted. And you know, as much as he tries to dispute being
a narcissist, Like, as we were walking up, there was a new
security guard that we did that we did not recognize, and he was did
we not recognize or did he not recognize? That's the question. It was
both. I've never seen him before. I ain't never seen him. He
should have saw me. But and he was like, uh, oh,
you know, they closed, they closed you know, I had a quick
flex. I was all, no, I gotta I got a fire recording
here. He'said, oh yeah, you'll have a good night. I wasn't
listening to that, but but Wine was really just like yeah at this point,
so was yeh but right, so it was you know, one had
to like, how dared this nigga? I know that, you know,
nah didn't I like, I legitimately didn't think he was speaking to me.
And temporarily we have our engineer of the classic man, mister tone Death is
in the building. He's just here to get us situated with all of my
visual aids, and then he is out for the night. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, you know he got he gotta go sell his body. Actual
town used to be a hell back. See, I'm glad I stopped actually
something I'm proud of. But that right, that's why I have to stop
you. I mean, you know the whole dads can be hose. Hose
can be dads. You could be a good dad and still be a great
hole. That just that's when you're real nigga for real. Hey, look,
you gotta respect the nigga who's still on this square but just sucking all
the bitches. Do they make movies about niggas like that? Yeah, but
they But they never make the movie where he's the good guy in all of
this. No, No, Tyler Perry never made make those movies where he's
good. You ever noticed that though? For real? Like when you watch
the movie about the guy who just be fucking all the hose, it's never
the hose fun. It's always him. I was like, come on,
bro, all these bitches and it ain't none of these house really crazy.
This is all his fun. He made them crazy. We we gotta put
we gotta make a movie town when we start our two b takeover. We
writing a movie where he gonna fuck all the hose and it's all the hose
fun. Watch the movie today that was so bad. Audio was bad,
the concept was bad. Okay, you good thinking about that's really her husband?
Damn like you drifted off in the trance and that's exactly what it was.
I'm like that at some point, I'm like, am I feeling time?
I'm sorry, y'all. I was. I was in the middle of
creating the post for tonight. I was thinking about the post. But I
was in the middle of creating a post. But then a comment popped up
and I was trying to explain, like I'm on now A lot of us
like that hand but whatever Facebook while the show was because you are like I
tell y'all all the time that I am like a fucking cat with a laser
pointer, like I get distracting. But that wasn't who we bumped. It
wasn't drunk. I'm just asking. It was there was just that many niggas
here. You need some freaking beer wearing green and then your boy, you
know, I forgot my boy, your boy Julie that says, oh,
it's a party going on, right, a party? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't Facebook and nothing. But when he's saying I'm throwing a party,
everybody here. But it was funny because like a barbecue. But he got
they got the building. People got caught, so they came up here and
he was like, yo, bro, you got chilled. If they scheduled
this, we know about this. You you just doing ship. You can't
just be doing just because you gotta have security whenever you open anything that requires
people to come in, right, and you gotta pay for security. He
was like, I got He was like, I got this. The bar
pays for two niggas to be here. You didn't pay for two niggas to
be got it right off, right off the back. You already got.
That's for a few hours. It's cool if you open your door. So
hey, y'all get hungry my own party. He said, Hey, let's
open the door. Hey, bring your niggas, come on, let's all
party on me. Like, you can't do that, dug, don't tell
him that because they take close that door, they come inside your area.
That's it. They can't come inside, Sherman Phoenix, You don't do.
The ill part is he's gonna do it again. Of course, that's the
ill part. Like Broke, don't learn his lesson. He was, like,
he's just like a batman villain. He is an old nigga, because
old niggas do whatever the fuck they want regardless, Like we have old niggas
that called a job, right. They want to check on their money.
They want to see what they make account of, look like even if it's
thirteen cents, And you tell them we need a b C D for you
to give you the information, they don't give a fuck. Hey, man,
can you just gonna hand tell me this? Like, bro you gotta
passor I ain't got no goddamn sir, you got a password on your account,
and you know what, you talk to me all the time, and
I know you got a password, and I know you know the password because
it's a word you always fucking say, and you're the password on my account,
you drunk I'm talking about. I'll be talking to my customers the hell
I do. Because you want to know why, I really don't, because
no, you're not, though mere told, because you're out here in No
you are. That is not true. No, Because like so I'm live
now so I can talk about it now. So I shared a video of
a man with he got that hang dang on him and he is able to
pound pussy in multiple positions. If you don't like that, that is on
you. Some of us bitches like that. Okay, we like that.
So so no, so here's my thing. You gotta if you got a
sense of a pussy that can't take dick, that is that is you.
That is perfectly fine. That is dog that that is perfectly fine. But
your bitches is not gonna shame us because we like to get a little rough
sometime. Okay, I'm I'm not gonna be like, damn man, you
know, I just want you to, you know, just just slow stroking
it. Only give me two inches so that I can feel more feminine as
a woman. Fuck you and fuck that. I'm gonna take dick how I
want to take dick, And y'all take dick. How y'all want to take
dick? And that's just the fucking end of how we go take dick around
this motherfucker wait looking like that, I'm hearing you with the white man face,
and you don't know what to say. So I'm gonna go slow the
transition. You know. It's an episode of nine one one this week that
actually kind of has something like that, where a dude and the girl was
finally getting it in in a swimming pool and fam decided to go get the
honeypack peel combination that he shit swoled through so much that it got stuck in
her. It was in the episode, right, so people are like,
well, that that's not uh, that's not pleasurable. It might not be
pleasurable for you, for you, for you, there are some people who
like to get they ass beat like motherfucking slaves. During the session, I
told you all a couple of weeks ago when we went to the sex dungeon.
It was a bitch getting in there, beat for like two hours,
getting back on the ass with paddles for two hours straight. I don't like
to be hit at all, but guess what that was pleasurable to hurt.
I can't go what the fuck was I supposed to do? Open the curtain
and say, hey, bitch, you ain't supposed to like that, because
sex ain't supposed to hurt. No, that ain't my motherfucking preference. Getting
like you're gonna tell me what my preference supposed to be when I'm fucking.
If you don't want shit to hurt, then don't do shit to hurt.
That's like me. I have a I have a specific pain tolerance. Now,
if you were pushing my servants back, that I can take. I'm
equipped for that. But if you like, I don't like to be bit,
I don't like to be pinched, and I don't like motherfuckers hit me
too hard. Maybe it's childhood trauma because you know I used to actually get
my ass whipped, and you know how big granny hands was. Maybe that's
why I don't like niggas hit me on the ass. Like that. Plus
I don't got all of that tarbet, so it's different. I didn't know
you was into that kind of ship. You like being big. That is
a wild girl. A lot of people are into Biden. No, some
people like bite bite, but like a little cool. But yeah, but
people, Okay, it didn't come out of nowhere. Okay, so what
so what happened is if you if you go on my very last Facebook post,
I shared a video of a nigga engaged in intercourse, you know,
and he is doing you know, some non traditional positions and you know,
kno sit now. So they're like, well, it don't look pleasurable.
She don't look like she enjoying herself. I'm like, bro, she is
literally watching the back of her motherfucking brain because her eyes is back here and
she's holding her leg up for him. You can't tell me that she's not
fucking enjoying herself. She's not trying to get away, She's she's holding her
fucking leg up for him to get back in there. So for me to
have a motherfucking tap so says sex is supposed to be pleasurable. You gotta
have a big vagina to let a man with a big penis pound on you
or your pleasure is pain. All I want during sex is to be pleased.
All that takee dick every which way is dead. Yeah her, That
is why we have different kinks and different fetishes. There are people that love
to get off on smearing shit across the wall. You won't see me fucking
doing it, but that's how they get off again. You see people who
are they like to get smothered. They like to be suffocated, so they
like to be just I'm claustrophobic. You can't fucking tie me up like no
goddamn mummy, but some people get off on that shit. Sex is different
for everybody. Everybody has their own little preferences. Everybody has what they like.
If it's not for you, it's not fucking for you. But you
ain't finish shame me and say, oh you must have a Yeah I do.
I got a goddamn tefline pussy and this motherfucking get pounded out and I
will be okay, I will be fine. You can beat my pussy down
all you want to, but don't beget to slap in like my ass.
I don't like that. You don't even slap me in the face. Some
people don't like that. They don't they don't like to be slapped in the
face while they have a sex. I get slapped in the face, I
get my mouth spit in, I got my ass bit, I get I
do a lot of shit that ain't for a lot of people. And that's
okay because that's my pussy. When do you come back from Vegas? What?
What? What? That? That's not a Sunday? Is what day?
Is that? That's the following Thursday? Yeah, I'm talking about talking
about I am not talking to anybody until but I will be back on Thursday.
Yeah for sure. Because so that means because were you all right in
our fam? None of that in next week has nothing to do with us.
The Ryan like onebody randomly online triggered her and the comment has been going
crazy every since. See look, and that's probably a thing where niggas be
disappointed because Reda said, as big as my boobs are, I don't like
much boot play. But the nigga might see them be like, bro,
I'm finna have a time with them big ass tags, and then they can't
because she's not really into it. They think they finished, they think they
fin a titty fuck and all the other kind of sh that's just like a
because something, because my ass is so big that like a no, I'm
like down, like list's wait a moment reader that makes me sad on the
inside, like that very sad, as as the wan that makes the wand
very sad. I'm a little heart broken, you know. Yeah, I'm
heartbroken. And I don't know why I'm so surprised, but I look at
Nick's comments from just this one rant. You are a disgusting, filthy little
girl. What is nick into everything? Apparently? But that's nicky though,
That's what I'm saying. After she told him, after she told the story
about you know, do you mean? And I mean, you know,
I can't put nothing. I'm not putting nothing past ms Walker ago. And
look how young we was and she was. And when you own that type
of time that we that young, you can only elevate, you cannot regress.
It's like a Pokemon. I'm not mad at it, but when he
was, he's so shocked that you into all this ship. And I'm like,
when you on like expert level and you just now in the game,
you you can only go up. It's like a Pokemon. You never seen
a Pokemon devolved. Nobody really watched and they won't evolve. Bika you I
was so fucked up, man, he makes money for them. No,
you know what's crazy? Like I just no, no, So literally,
just like within the last two weeks or so, I just found out that
there is a higher Pikachu. I never do that. It's right, And
I think he's like reddish orange. Yeah, damn up Garfield. If you
gave him no, I will call you. She wanted to be like like
Britt said. Britt said, the ship I'm down for. It really depends
on the partner with. And then it's like just because I made like ship
rough doesn't mean that it has to be like that. And then they used
to call him back and like like all Mama's Day rough songs. My bad.
I forgot Adena Howard so so that that's not bad. As much as
he know, I love this, Like we have a playlist, so sometimes
when we write, like he'll play ship that he knows like I listen,
so he will play Adena Howard freak like me and he's but he never heard
the real version. So and it wasn't until a couple of years ago he
never knew that she's said I need a rough neck nigga. He never knew
she said a rough neck nigga. Listen how he never knew it. Then
the hour was what I'm saying, nigga, where do you thought it?
I was like, bro, so he thought that she was like got sixteen
watching everybody was on time? Well, roughnety three, I will insane,
I will insaid MP, I will insaid rant with this declaration. In fact,
if my pussy is big, it doesn't matter because it's fucking hidden.
So what the hell how did we get here? I have no words?
What is the answer? But Britt said, I love the funking around and
find out depending on what type of time my mom Yeah, like like I
said, like you that it was three was a long year calling people gainst
the bitches and rough necks. I don't want to be stuck having sex with
somebody. I am always limited to these positions because they don't have the range
to do anything else. Damn. Maybe it's a motherfucker anniversary and I'm like,
you know what, I want you to clap my ship while my arm
is you know, like, maybe I want some extravagant ship because it's it's
a special day, it's my birthday, and I want to get flipped inside
them. Now having range is crazy when you say that from the top of
the key. But that's the thing, people, how it started with,
how it started was what she got done. She can't take a regular nigga,
can't. Just that's facts. Though he definitely got a shot from fifty
feet, shoot from deep real his three point range has the avenue I do.
But you know, I mean, he move the ass up so much
before it starts hurting her. I don't I don't even I don't even feel
like I don't even feel like basketball is the right analogy here. I feel
like we need to be talking football and some quarterback ship because that motherfucker gotta
go down the field. I need to hell Mary Pasty to say to me
talking to upsally awkward while you know, I said, my bad, I'm
back what we're talking about. So, you know, long, long story
short. I shared the post of some people having in the course and I
share the post saying how showing you know, two people having in the course
and you know she was clapping that thing from some some very non traditional angles.
So when I shared the post, I said, and dudes get upset
when we say that we want dudes with longer dick because we want to be
able to have that variety of you know, positions, like we like the
range. It has nothing to do with as soon as the motherfucker get mad.
Oh man, you just got deep, this pushy, you just your
pussy big blah blah blah blah blahah. First of all, you're ignorant as
fuck. Bitch. I've had, I've had and guess what, motherfuckers can
still tap the bottom of this bitch. So I don't know what the fuck
y'all thought, but this ain't that. But anyway, so to basically shame
bitches who love to have a nigga who was able to touch the fucking bottom
and helicopter, Man, what if you if look, if you want a
motherfucker to just stir the top a little bit, then that that's all good.
I want a motherfucker scraping the bottom of my pots sometimes, all right,
get to the bottom of the gravy. Bit this is hate. Will
you not minding your business? That's hate, Like it's not even that like
it's not a thing like of minding your business. It is when you have
your personal preference and you feel like, oh well that ain't my preference.
Oh well your pussy bit right, you're not. You're not minding your like
when you focus on another nigga's preference or how how a woman likes her fucking
preference of peni size. If you can't do the job, bro, while
you applying, you're not minding your business. Last hate, focus on the
bitch you know what. Focus on the bitches that like your min run.
That ain't a job for me, So you know I'm not if I can
only shoot ten feet from the basket. I need bitches who like your ten
feet from the basket. Stop trying to fuck if you can't shoot threes,
st require three and that's the thing, and then blaming them when your shots
suck. Like Bro, what it is is you have motherfuckers who can't shoot
threes. So instead of going to find somebody else, what they are going
to do is try to shame the bitches who want you to shoot a three,
trying to get them to settle for layups. Bitch, fuck you,
no, no here, That's what I'm saying. Even if niggas watch real
basketball, like bro, they don't really lay up no more. They shoot
fucking three. It's forty eight minutes of fifty foot shots. Like being for
real here man, man literally find you a chick that just like to get
slammed dunk. Bro, It's okay. The slam dunk used to be the
most exciting part of the game at one point in time. But you know,
I'm just saying, niggas man, learn learn your life. Nick said,
it was talking about Nope, I'm not doing it. Wait who wait
whoa freak like me? Was something about eating us? That's crazy. I
have to go. Did you agree? I just didn't know everything I said.
Look about Bro said the Spider Man post forty yard line. Go deep
as you, Bro said, bit pussy, be good. No, but
they make they make it seem like because because we want, which is which
is crazy to have the comments that I had, because I literally explained it
in the goddamn caption. Wanting a guy with a bigger dick has nothing to
do with feeling. I don't need a bigger dick because it's like, oh
man, I can't I can't feel it. If it's not. No,
it is because I want the fucking range. If I want to do the
goddamn Booker t spinner Rooney on some dick. I don't want the bitch to
fall out. Goddamn spinning on the dick is crazy actually, like your legs
and yeah, yo, grab me by my thighs, spin me around so
like like like this mm hmm, we ain't spend damn the whole time,
I've been doing that right very much. So I didn't know, well,
I don't know. I don't know because like when you have bigging on bigging,
I don't know how much y'all can spend. Y'all might have also because
because I because I wasn't even big at the time that I was dating Bro,
and his stomach was kind of like I used to use that to my
advantage though when I was riding, I used to use his stomach as like
a buoy to push me back so crazy, so it was like it was
like fucking fat niggas. I'll give them this. Fucking fat niggas seems to
be half to work because if you let their stomach do to work for you,
it kind of propels you forward, so you ain't gotta you know,
use as much energy. Man, Sometimes you need to range and a tag
team part who don't like a good tag team back again? Or do you
like se Dev said they ain't gonna work with two fat people. It's gonna
be too much friction. Yeah, I don't need no carbon Byron, Fine,
none of that. Yeah, Bro said, can't go ahead to toes
if you're lacking, And that's my entire point. It has nothing to do
with Oh, I can only enjoy big dicks because I can't feel anything else
because my pussy is just so large and so deep. No, motherfucking means
that I want to be able to do something other than fucking missionary and back
shots and a lot of them times. Then motherfuckers don't even be back shots.
They be back beeps because y'all can't even pull it back by the way
back beeps and backtops. I'm just saying that brought up, but yes,
it really it gets. It's like if it's if it's not for you,
it's not for you, but you're not gonna make me feel bad because it's
for me. Oh those master titles you know? Bro? No, No
no, no, no, Tom, didn't you say he was leaving because
you're not gonna eat the mass in here? Bro, I've been rapping last
time. Look at me right now, like no, like right now,
you eat my food, and yes, I'm about to get out of here.
Then I'm saying families coming out from a spinner Rooney family, I've had
it where it hasn't. Yeah, I don't care, Bro, we're not
talking about that as a man. Let me see. Nick said one,
come over, two, turnover three. Remember for your freaking like me.
Five, I'm on my knees. Six you're begging me please, nobody's gonna
do you like me? There you go. And that came out in ninety
five. People freak like me. That came out in ninety five. Yeah,
that's right, Hey, hey, that that ain't just John, that's
Big John. In the comments, why she got a secret? He about
the romance, the fun out of that. I got a freezing secret.
I heard it is crazy. She was talking about eating ass. I got
a freeze right, We don't give a damn about it. Bro said.
Sometimes you get tired and gotta lay on your side. Yeah, and it's
like trying to go from the side, and I know you know you're trying
to go from the side. The motherfucker has to be able to get there.
And I don't even have a lot of ass, and you gotta be
able to get under No, she said, that's nasty grind. Oh you
listen to the whole album. We didn't get there. Yeah. I saw
her mention that in the comments the album been out. Listen, yeah,
a whole hour. You know, Nikki, I'm gonna need you to stop
coming to this pod. Like I understand that you want to support and you
like being here because it's the same space and it's gonna continue to be the
same space. But I'm finding out. I'm finding out way too much about
you as a friend, and I do not like it. This is nasty
business. My guy. You was on some other ship man, but no.
So on the way here, I told Wan that this was gonna be
a starting topic. It was supposed to be the starting topic. But y'all
know me, triggered me. So that was thirty minutes. That's why shame
me. It's a like a little dick. I don't know who you are,
that's why that might be. So that might be. That's a fucking
mind trick. Those off your body count so they don't count. That's my
that's my my sorry, I'm sick to it. They don't count. No,
damn niggas don't count as well to do and then they cannot complete.
Nick definitely intrigues me more every week in the God just like, hold on,
how bad. I'm not trying to kick out your fun, but br
she gotta relax. You don't got to raise your hand for every question.
You don't have to have to answer. It's okay to say I don't know,
thank you reader. Yes, freak man, No, but I why
I'm brought up, and I'm actually happy that I have so many men in
the comments today, like this is right right on time. Don't go nowhere,
so go ahead and ask stay here, ask you questions. I was
like, all right, so, as a guy in your homeboy, y'all
been locked in and it's your nigga, would you rather him leave you a
voicemail or would you rather him call you via FaceTime voicemail? So the reason
why I wanted to discuss this is because I see so many niggas well.
You don't talk to nobody know where this nigad't neither text me. That might
be a fact though. So here's my thing. I am so sick of
seeing niggas on social media. Complaining about men we can't do no, no,
no, blocked, blocked, blocked, mm hmm, Terry's here.
Nope, No, I'm definitely not here for none of the Walker sister bullshit.
No, not at all. John said he don't listen to voicemails.
So are you so you cool with them face timing? Because I don't see
the problem. It's that ain't like bro facetiming you in a fucking tie and
it's chest glistening like jing and wine. And I will, I will hope
he don't think that that's funny. I will pray he don't think that that's
funny. Will FaceTime you just like if you got the arm on the head?
You see John say he FaceTime all the time. If you FaceTime the
phone, just need to point to the sea. I don't need to see
you niggas. Okay, So that means we need to block Nikki first.
See when I told her to go, and I was trying to be respectful
about telling her to get the funk out, you was like, nah,
let her stay. It is she brought the other God damn, he's okay.
So so here's what he here's what he's what this? So you know
how like when you and bite face time, are we that I guess from
niggas. I mean no, it's weird all across the board. If we
don't jam like that, don't face time this nigga's been calling it the park
is face for so long. And then if you say, bro and f
in the FaceTime, I'm gonna be like, man, what the right if
you're not showing me I FaceTime more than I text or talk me and me
I got salmon preps in the mm hmmm. Somebody's randomly slides into a comment
to talk about it. Yes, I need to listen because you know,
I'm going for my birthday and I gotta like just because it'd be too loud
in the comments. Actually, and yes, a fucking heathen Terry said,
I feel weird when women FaceTime me. John said, I'm going soon.
They want to show me something illegal, but you just FaceTime me entertaining.
Yeah, but no, he said, if it's not important, nigga text
me that was dead. I'm with the bro said, only time my face
time is when I'm trying to show my child here in real time. That's
what face time is. Just motherfuckers, get text confused and ship. True
like, But here's my thing because there are some there are there are two
different angles that I'm going with this. First and foremost is like I was
saying, I'm so sick and tired of niggas crying on social media. But
man, we can't do nothing. Everything we do is sassy and blaming us.
A lot of that should be y'all, it can be, y'all,
but they always put everything on us. Man, we can't do nothing.
Everything we do is gay. We bro that be y'all. Y'all. Motherfuckers
that gotta pause every other word. Y'all gotta fucking know homo here, y'all
gotta do all the damn man o can't eat a hot dog in public?
Number like that, be y'all, that'll be us. And then you have
bitches who see a bunch of niggas saying like, man, I don't funk
with that, so now they want to fit in, and now they're like,
nigga, that's gay. Bitch wasn't even caring about niggas smoking hookah and
ship, and then when they saw other niggas talking about it, now it's
I want a nigga that smoke smoking it's a little jazzon but whatever, it's
not. It's just that's a thing. It's not culturally our ship. Yeah,
that's our Middle Eastern people that I rather smoke with you anyway. Whatever.
But then we go to the other element where you've got a bunch of
people talking about man, facetiming is weird. I don't like to be facetimed,
But it's like, what is the main thing that Apple users love to
fucking use? But we can FaceTime you hos don't even like to use the
feature, So shut up, bitch who says like, is that how people
argue when they talk? Because that's the stupidest shit I heard. That's the
that's the flex with don't speak for me behind fucking bubbles. Now, I'm
on, I'm on board with it's all about them green bubbles. But I
would never flex worry. I don't give a fuck about the bubbles because our
ship is customizedable. I changed my ship. Like my ship, it's always
gonna be purple. I always change because that's my color. So purple is
always my bubbles. No matter what fune you got, my ship is purple.
Except when, like when we have a group text where it's a bunch
of us. I assign it based on your favorite color. So it's like
Monte Ship might be orange or you know, yeah, like that, so
that I can instantly know who is who by looking at the color of the
bubbles. And that is actually smarter. I'm fucking blue and green. Yeah,
because I don't I automatically know who was saying what. So if I
see red or something and I'm like, all right, wine, probably how
ignore that because it's red. That's what I do because because I like,
man, this, how I know you be doing that shit? Do?
Because I'll read Facebook because I'll be on Facebook when I be calling. I'm
like trying to protell like you sleep. You see this motherfucker phone ring.
I see the Facebook staff Facebook stats said three minutes ago, you just wrote
this. This was just on your mind. Generated scheduled it. Oh yeah,
all week long, scheduling hell out some posts. They don't pay me
the post, so I'm not scheduling. They paid me. That's why I
give bro bro Bro, you under red because when I think of you,
I think of flames and going to hell. So your color is red in
the group chat, I would hope mine would be like blue. That's my
favorite color was your favorite color. That's what's not And blue comes in so
many shades. The mine's actually royal blue, but I still love blue.
I heard the nigga say he liked Perrywinkle. I was like, what,
yeah, because I'd be having a schedule shit Like that's like me, Like,
if you get a text for me right right at midnight on your birthday,
it means one of two things. I really really love you, or
like to to where like you know where, like I actually like timed it
for me to be able to send it, or at least respect you enough
to where I scheduled it to make sure that I didn't forget. So it's
I either loved you enough to where I personally sent it right at twelve o'clock,
or I respect you enough to where I scheduled it to send at midnight.
Last person I actually did that too was Denise, and she ain't even
get the message. She didn't even go through to her phone. She was
in cobo in a different shaking eyes or like birh wine yours probably brown for
gravy. God damn, this is this is why put your little slut ass
out. God damn bro, She called me fat. I ain't like that.
Yeah, she called me fat. I ain't like that. Why why
she called me fat? It was unprovoked as fun A Hey, people love
gravy, though, bro, this is true. Hey, am I the
woms walk gravy? Am I Chinese food gravy? If I could be that,
that's fine. You can be Chinese food gravy or you could be homemade
broch. I don't care how you make that ship sound good. But she
didn't have to call me gravy. Let's let's get let let's start that.
She out here over whooping calling nicks gravy and why you said it blue?
So? Yeah, because I got my hair and ponytails, nigga, so
we could be a little social si yeah because it's yellow when cold. Crazy.
Nah. But I'm really, really, really tired of niggas doing that.
Like they complain all the time about everything being fucking sassy, but it's
like, bro, it literally be y'all whenever it's something that y'all don't like
or y'all don't do, y'all call that shit gay, you call it sassy
and everything else. But then y'all make it seem like we're the ones dictating
everything that is supposed to be gay for y'all because because this this the gay
shit on women list, be real outlandish, like lemonade or fucking desserts.
Bitch, I'm fat. I eat desserts all day. Like what you want.
I'm thinking about right now? That is that is trolling to the ultimate
level. And I know this because I've said it's gay for a man to
have a cat, because why would you want any other pussy around you?
Why would you say that? You yep, terrorists. But I'm saying that's
why, but I don't actually mean it. One of the best dicks I
got got a bunch of cats. I hate it, though, I'd be
like, bro, put them up in the basement. You had a bunch
of white Yeah. Can we talk about that, I guess, because why
you got why you got a bunch of these motherfuckers kids like cats? I
don't. I hate cats to have him normal top cat Jerry. Now,
I will say that I don't. I don't know any guys like who like
who live alone and just have cats. It's like they got kids and got
pets and like a mix. But I don't think I know any guys where
it's just like I'm you know, just I'm a bachelor with a cat.
I don't think why do kids like cats? That's another question? Have you?
Have you honestly said that's why? Because cats are I saw a cat
stare a baby downs Also, you don't get a cat, no grown man
with a cat his eyes. I just like, I don't think I know
any guys who just like who live alone, who have a cat. You
got a cat, But I can honestly see that though, like because cats,
I guess, are like very low maintenance. Because you want to know
why cats are so fucking low maintenance, because I tell you motherfuckers all the
time, and y'all think that I'm crazy, but I'm telling you it's gonna
come out in the end. Cats turn into humans when nobody is looking.
That's why they don't need your help with ship because in the moment that you
leave and pull off in the driveway, you know how cats always in the
window staring out and ship. That's because they be trying to see when you're
coming home, so they know you're walking around and ship walking, walking around
in your drawers and playing with your tooth fresh ship. That's what the cats
be doing. Cats as humans. I don't get with. Nobody got to
say about it. The motherfuckers is weird and they're creepy because they know too
much. What kind of weed do you stuffing them? Calls at home?
I need to know because if you think cats is people saying thank you Bro
getting his shape shifters for real. No, it's not the fact that they
may be human, And that's the fact that they wearing your drawers when you
go Wait, so cats and scrolls like, yes, yes, yes,
they just turned into like how Michael Jackson turned into that? So as soon
as you fucking leave and ship as motherfuckers in here plugging up the carrick and
going to work and yo, truly think about this. A lot of cat
hair get everywhere. A lot of people have cats, right, A lot
of people have cats, and what do they let their cats do? Just
go outside? Their cats be gone for weeks at a time and still know
where to come back. You want to know why, because the motherfucker's got
an apartment downtown, so they go home. They go home. Cats be
out of condos and ship that y'all don't know about, Bro. I hate
cats man like you here see sorry, but get cat cat people are pard
ass humans. Hey, I have to Yeah, the kids, so when
the kids go to college, you can't take your sim as an indoor cake.
He don't go outside at all. Oh yeah, that nigga. That
nigga really be in there popping popcorn and ship while you're at work. We
had two cats for we had to hum. There's literally no reason for them,
little evil ass animals. Thank you, thank you. Watch and they
just stare at you and just slap the fut. You don't watch, Tony
Baker. We watch as a family. It's just hilarious. Jo said,
fucking kitten. That's right. Secret. I love that. I'm learning so
much about all of it already, said I seen the cat eat a whole
things, giving play greens, mac Chitling's and him. Okay, cat's hungry.
He's a part of the family. He was hungry. They fixed that
cattle plate personal he was there before that cat lives. Michael said, they
be stealing too. They do. They are. I literally sat there and
watched cats. Cat is an albow kicking cat. Next and you know what's
gonna happen, get jumped. You know what's gonna remember your face and he
will pull you over and arrest you and beat the ship out of you because
he's probably a cop. I'm telling you, cop Cat wild Cat is fucking
bro. They are diabolical, fucking beach once you made them. The first
hour of your show was not what was on the docket, but it was
important. There were things that needed to be because I need the masks to
understand. Okay, y'all, y'all worried about the wrong ship. Y'all worried
about the wrong ship, y'all worried about fucking aliens and all of the UFOs
and ship. You need to be worried about the motherfucking cats. That's what
need to be worried about. The world go around, lomb Yeah, because
they got fucking jobs. They secretly fire men and cops and nurses and ship
cats. You got damn right. Cats make the world go around because the
humans raising the sky Daddy would actually cats are the reasons why humans are here.
And indeed, and then at some point, I know too much,
damn white white and white people think we came from monkeys and we all just
cats. That's illy. At some point, at some point they're gonna get
comfortable enough to walk around and they feeline human in form, and we're just
gonna be seeing motherfuckers walking around looking like lining On from ThunderCats and ship.
What I tell you, yo, everybody looked like King from taking Nah,
that's just the man. The ThunderCats were literal cats in humans. The panther
was truly a nigga. Would you hit ti, Tara, that's okay,
that's gay? I thought, was it? I'm not I'm not into be
reality. I don't do the furry ship. That don't make it gay,
right right? I said, what you mean? You you have? You
had me questioning my intelligence for like thirty seconds because I'm like, Tara,
I know that's the girl. And he was like, now as gay.
Way what I said. Cats are definitely human. A cat can take your
nigga and bitch get on Facebook when you're gone, d M people and everything.
It's insane. Yes, so you're saying, niggas that sliding in your
d MS is really your cat. Your cat is the reason why you got
all these niggas after you is an orange tabby. And then we have Cash,
my daughter named him. But it definitely fits him. Yeah, so
what do we have, Well, it only fits that y'all giving him human
names, so halfway there. Well, you can't name a dog a real
name. That's just just weird. Look now, your dog named Richard Richard
wi my dog. Trump worried about the Mexicans not paying taxes, You need
to worry about them fucking cats not paying taxes. So it's Donald Trump just
Garfield. He's a Simon twin who lost his twins. Crazy what if that's
true? Are you? Mcmon is a twin? That's perfect see for him.
That's why that's why Trump want to be president against We could partner them.
That will be something for the nastiest business in the history of the fucking
free world. You don't think he wouldn't happen. Vice mcman go to jail,
Donald Trump wins the election, and then January twenty twenty five, January
sixth five, Vince mc man gets a part like you get inaugurated. Did
you let the rapists out of jail? What? We need more room for
the real hating that nigga, but I'll be here for it. I would
be here for You're a horrible human, yo. Because corruption runs the world.
Cats run the world like shit. Corruption is the result of catching team
they make you make TV real life, right right, that's all they do.
This is a long and order episode. If I've ever seen that ship,
Ris mcman did all that shit, then Donald Trump is corrupt as he
can be. Like I gotta let my man's I run the world. Now
I gotta run I'm you know. Then we we be at Monday Night rang
like free Vince till his backwards. Hey, can you make that a sign
for it is in there already? No, I don't. I wanted to
take it to the actual show. Oh no, I was on the game.
It is a no. Wait they check signs. They around because the
way they just announced on Smike and they had a context for the best sign.
Yo, imagine getting that ship on TV. Free Vince till his backwards,
as he said, Vince did that ship. He was wilder on some
of them promos. Definitely did. It was the ship that even Stephanie was
like, no, bro, that's too far. Him living his kinks on
live TV is the crazy part. Like all that ship he do at home?
Is it really crazy? Then live racism out on TV? He really
did. Then he said that in front of Booker t But not even just
that, like the the ship that we allowed in the Attitude era, it
was wild, like X pop came out, it's fucking Mark Henry bro of
all people and said and said they did wait for moves that they was like
black face was fraz but as as wrestling fans like, we was like,
we was like, this is cool. It's racist as fun, but this
is cool. And the fact that black kids are cheering the white boys doing
this ship. Damn man, how anti black are we? That's okay,
I don't start that ship. He had a point, yo, hey,
we need Klea to make a button because every time she goes that's racist,
it's funny as he and I don't know if that's a clip somewhere in life
or if she just make that voice what she said clip, she really be
like, oh my god, that's racist, and she'd be so surprised.
Bally be shocked. Where is you know what? Okay, wife ain't gonna
make it the work at all. Nigga said, let me grab a snack.
Is it buns? What Colgan? We're coming for you? Nigga?
Yeah, yeah, absolutely the fact book. He was like, and I
just it was down with it though. That lets you let niggas know he'd
be on that kind of time. That made me. She was so embarrassed
she had to like, yeah, I know we got here. I just
got Let me I can make a call. Let me see if Vince is
hiring. Because he really wrote the script to get his face mashed and intoga
booty. He was out of control. He had kiss my as club faces
epic. It's like it's the moment he realized and ship like as soon as
imagine like that, it's my last man just said not today, I ain't
dying on DOUNK since last week actually been a minute for me. I was
just talking, don't don't I'm taking ship off my sound boy. This nigga
said, don't, I ain't dying doing it. Just why damn your vocabulary?
I hate it t o D but as we do like seven days ago.
So why I know whine saw because he said it to me. I
had already sent it on Twitter. But apparently Aiden Ross was bragging to DJ
Academic stat he's smashed sexy red right, so she went no, So she
went, you know on I'm not calling that ship exes fucking Twitter. If
we go call it x, he better add two more on there because that's
what the fun it is at this point right now. But she said,
you paid me to take your virginity and I did just that next with the
emotion now, but the funny part wasn't even that. It was y'all know
me. I like to go through the comment absolutely. So there was an
argument and the guy was like, he's still hit, and but that was
the defense, like he's still hit, but jewelry of twelve and said but
then, but then the guy came underneath that and he was like, but
that's not really the flex, like he paid for it. That's also a
fact he did it, but you did. But he was like, it
don't matter if you pay. She's still part of the collection. But it's
like bro also contributed to her. I was invested in the back and forth.
I was like, say next, but then I lost the thread.
I was like, I forgot to save it. But that ship was because
he was like, that's not really a flex that he hit because he had
to pay to hit, like he paid to get, Like you don't mask
he's a period. I believe he said that he paid. I guess that
was the first black girl he had ever slept with, So that's what he
paid for, but he paid for the black experience. Then he said Twitter
and Instagram comments me know, the world has a lot of stupid lists and
Facebook ain't no better. Said last week on our show, Bro said,
no, you gotta receipt. Ain't no pussy is wild, like claiming on
your taxis in her cash. It's money for pussy. Okay, Okay.
So when I was dating Ma, Marv used to do ship like that.
If he would send me money, he would be like for like for anal
or like but like he he would give like the weirdest fucking descriptions. And
I used to be like, Bro, if I get audited for selling pussy,
I'm on your I'm on your head. Well, when I found out
that, I guess whatever, Like you know, in passing it was paying
for his first black girl, I was like, Okay, that's cool,
you know whatever. I was more like, why why her? Though,
like, if you're gonna buy it, I feel like the world is your
oyster. Because you're rich. You can get better pussy than that. If
you're gonna pay for beautiful, Like there's no knock on sexy Red, but
she is not at the top of the list of paid vagina, but listen
at least for me, but hear me out. So if I'm not paying
for that either, But if you are going to, like as a black
guy who is probably fetishized I mean a white guy who is probably fetishizing black
women in the first place, he is probably going for the filthiest experience that
he can get. So I can see him even paying for Suki right.
But okay, n I would have chose that with that just because it's like
no, no, but Harvey or something. It's like, bro, she
ain't gonna be on him. But at the same but at the same time,
just because sexy Red looks like this and she talks like this and she
portrays this image, there's no telling that, like her sexual experience is what
you rap about. Oh we know that. So what I'm saying like you
could have paid. You could have paid for a doug like you looking for
a black experience on being slotted out by a slutty bitch and then you pay.
I mean that's period though, yeah that is everywhere. But I'm saying,
like this is what you was looking for. That's funny because just brought
my quality because me and my homegirl was actually just talking about that how motherfuckers
like they talked themselves up sexually, and then it's like it's fucking disappointing,
and it's like, bro, all you have to do is shut up.
All you have to do is shut up. And then but the irritating part
about it, the irritating part about it is once you know that they ain't
really on that. Every time you see them talking about sex and making it
seem like they just so freaky and fifty and just got all of these skills,
and it's like you fucking liar, fucking like, I hate it,
and it's like and and it seems like once you experience it to know that
it's fucking hough just some tough ast dick. You see him everywhere on every
post about this hoff ass stick like it ain't as stick huff dick. Hilarious,
yes, but just because it was huff to you, it might be
slopping on somebody. No, because I remember the huff dickens what goes in
the group chat and then you get out of dation to your girls, And
it was huf for them too. They just didn't want to be embarrassed to
say they actually had it and never admitted it. Everybody's sexual experience is different.
So just because your experience with the Huff was Huff, didn't blow nothing
down. Paying right out, right out, it's nothing wrong with getting paid.
It's just the fact that this white man has the audacity to feel like
he that nigga for me? Paying alright? Is that like buying an iPhone?
Like straight up? Alright, Look, we'm talking to me, and
there was nothing wrong with buying or selling pussy. I was my only problem
to see. Now you hate me, I know that's super right. We
just talked about I'm not I'm not saying I'm not hating, but I'm like,
yo, bro, like you could have did better. Know what I'm
saying, but that but that's his first time though he didn't know no better.
He expected what he thought he was gonna be in the lyrics. It
didn't be It was Huggie, it was Reggie. But again he thought he
was gonna get Disney World does look like a Reggie? Pretty sure? That's
her father's man. You know what you said, just saying, pay for
Cooter, Why is that the couter you would choose that house be cool?
Sometimes that was Michael. If you around house that's crazy. Got them new
tennis. Yeah we know she yeah glow it's another thing, right, So
okay, everybody don't lie by it being a leak. If you go like
me, that's what her Look my pussy is online people notice. I mean,
look, I just posted walk around Snapchat. But if you go post
your ship, bro, just post it and just own it and like you
know what reaction it was an accident, Like your nipples. It's your fucking
nipples. Bro. J T got some nice tts too from City girls.
Yeah, nice shouts to j T. She's a solo rapper, now why
because Young Miami is a podcaster and she's in the media space and she also
with so you gotta kind of stay with some better quality holds. I mean,
she given pussy to like outright never mind only one of her problems.
So she she ain't separated, you know what I'm saying. But you know
she gotta stay long like they still together. But big Boy won't stop making
albums. Ain't over realized. When some people just cut sex and make my
stomach curt, it just annoys. It annoys me. Love Key Weeding been
with some real sexually talented Motherfucker's fucking down. This trash fucking down is crazy.
I'm sorry. Huff was the best way that I can describe about what
is it you? You thought that this weed was gonna take you to a
certain level and it didn't because it was fucking Huff. That's how I feel
about her fast Dick. I thought that there was gonna be some elevated,
just some some that just had me cloud nine and I am on Burlot on
the curve, nolight on the curve. Yes, that is a nasty location.
Uh. I hate seeing some mid talk like they top tier for real.
It is like a lot of mid pussy online that really be talking like
that hot ship man. You gotta let people do what they do man,
Bro Sai and Huff is trashed to even rookie smokers, they say it was
CBD. He said about Sexy Bad, he want to keep going back for
three five and three three five a pack of black and Miles, And I'm
not hanging out with nobody that's on that time of time. Sexy Red,
she don't know, Sexy Red got face task and look like she stacked.
Not interesting. If I'm gonna spend my money, I would I'm yeah,
Well at least go get man. You could have found better shit on Instagram
already said, y'all are forgetting this is a white man. He doesn't understand
the correlation between black, top tierry coach and just the craziest experience. It's
like when you meet a white person and they name the blackest song they know,
they don't know what the nineties R and B is, they gonna name
like the most known black song. That's why he chose sexy Grid. That
might be true because when I discussed when I discussed when I discussed hip ho
coworkers, the first person they bring up is like, think about it,
think about the trend that's going on now. How many women have we seen
online cracked the joke and say that for them to get a white man,
they're gonna have to go out and get a weak ass wig because white men
don't know about our hair, so they don't know like that wig week is
a bitch. They don't know that because they're not one of us, so
they don't know. So when that motherfucker sitting like this and then tilted a
little bit and it looks like motherfucker just did like this, you know how
you know how your little brother used to wake up his hair. Yes,
yeah, like they don't be knowing no better. Yes, that is correct.
So when I see black women with a certain type of wig, I'm
like, she date white you know, she don't date a black dude.
She don't even she don't have to open her mouth, she don't got to
order, she don't gotta place her order as Starbucks yet or nothing. You
automatically know she's taking pink Dick by the wig. Yes, because that's because
because they're a love was just like you can have some weave or a wig
that you was like, come on, but but there's a certain type of
wig that is like bro that is a white man magnet. Like the moment
you put it on, it's like a helmet that just summons pink Dick.
It's like Thor's hammer, but for pink Dick, not the hammer. A
wig determined who cracking is wild. It's true, though, pay attention,
Pay attention. You know, after the show, if I remember, I'm
gonna try to post some examples in the group so that you can see exactly
what I'm talking about. And you were like, you know what, I
see it? Now, like you know you know what I'm damn no,
it ain't gonna take me long. I just want to see, in particular
if she's married, and if she's married to a black guy, because if
she is, gonna be surprised. Who is Alvan Whitney that's your picture?
Oh no, he's a black guy. I'm surprised. I was looking at
Pam Oliver her husband. Oh yeah, because her wigs extra trash. She
should just go low low haircut or get a prad. Hey, they said,
I have a friend who has a week as a wig. I'm gonna
send it to me. Now, does she have a white man? You
say you have a lot of friends with have sucked on as wigs. Nick,
Yeah, he am I weird for wanting the cougar at this point,
didn't you up there? Yeah? When you owe how much older? What
would you say the age range of a coolger. I thought it was like
ten years, ten years or more. So if you forty fifty, I
might still call you a cool gag fifty do? I mean? I don't
consider myself a cooker? Yeah, why everybody want a cougar? Just give
me like a give me a badass milf. I said, fifteen years older
than you? Yeah, everybody want a cougar, give me a badass milf,
and we gucci. I mean that's kind of because like that just says
mom. I like fucking people be teen moms. Shit right, you really
can't, like, you really can't set that standard. That's why I've never
really gotten the mil thing, because it's like, bro, any everybody be
fucking mind. We moms don't know what the fuck going on. We're still
trying to figure shit out. I appreciate you if that bring my spirits on
the time. I was good. Appreciate sting on the couch and this little
mother fucking car seat looking at me. I'm like, bro, I don't
know what's going on either. I'm still trying to put it out. That's
crazy. I don't get it either. We ain't here. We in this
together, so we're gonna figure it out. Crunchy black lady wig usually comes
with the weird personality as well that the white man likes. Yeah, yeah,
it's all hand in the hand, the hand, yes, white man,
and and and we got action. I'm gonna go ahead, and this
photograph white white man and the wigs. Crazy. Do you know it's the
absolutely that that's the this is It's always like this, Bro, that wig
is crazy. It's so much fore head going on. That wig is crazy.
But but that's what I'm selecing. But yes, a head bad way.
It looks like the head bad wad. No, that's not a headband,
that's the hair swooped. Oh I thought it was a heabit la.
It's as the lace right, Nick. It's a special spot in a fiery
hot place for you. I just want you to know, Hey, this
motherfucker got webs about a pound. Bro, God damn, that motherfucker most
woolstan the Nike sighn. It looks abrasive as it looked real painful. No,
I'm serious, like it don't got no sene, no shine, and
it really just it looked like it looks like a wish wag like, Bro,
I wish she'd take this off, absolutely because it looked like it looked
like it irritates the side of her face. Like it looked like it's scratchy
as the bitch is she and scratchy shut like as soon as it just get
to doing this ship, I said, big as hell. She's a sweetheart.
Though we're not judging, we're just you know, sharing if we were
to put the picture of which we're not going to, but if we were,
you would see what we're talking about. That's right, we changed you
know, the names. If you thought it was a headband wig and it's
not. It tells me that she not only has a white husband, but
they have teenage children as well. Guy's crazy a teenage The fact that I
see its spot on like was he was, Yeah, Yeah, it'd be
funny because like when my kids going to school out in Brookfield, I see
it all the time too, where they like to be married to the white
man and I'd be looking at their wigs and I'll be like, when you
parted, but it doesn't part right, you see? No, that's the
that's the like. So there's there's a section, but there's no actual like
no cart like how part here? And like there's no part they gave y'all
the play. Do you want to be paid or do you want to be
slave? Both? Wait? What hold on? Because what are we talking
about there? He said? I felt disgusted, but she had a wet
shot out this world? What are you doing? Context, brother, because
that's why I don't even know nigga, don't you send that to him.
Don't you don't you send that to him when nigga, don't she trying to
send him that pic? Don't you send that tomorrow? H So, do
they get a voice in black women issues or no? No, the white
man absolutely no no, because they not go vote for shit that benefits us
at all. Husband, He's standing on black issues is crazy. No,
No, it's not that. It's when it's that specific type of white women.
I mean of a black woman with a white guy. They don't give
a fuck about ship that benefits us at all. Like that's there are different
types, can I be honest with you, Like, there are so many
different types of like interracial relationships, and you can tell based off of like
the most sides with that dynamics. Our auntie gives me interracial vibes and it's
crazy because her husband as black as this motherfucking screen on my phone, But
she definitely gives me interracial vibes, and her children give me swirl baby vibes,
and everybody's black in this scenario, which is really fucking crazy to me.
The craziest part about it that like my mom great because like you know,
we don't fuck with it. The more she lied on me about why
she put everybody out do with that. But the craziest part about it is
like Grandpa put her through college and ship, but she had a different dad
mm hmm. So it was Mom's mind him because that granny wasn't on that
ship. You know. Oh, anything you can do, I can do
better. So not only did I do this, but and you're gonna take
care of this motherfucker too. So yeah, granny did her ship. But
yeah, but but grandpa put her through college. Yea full ride you And
but this is the crazy part about it, Like I've I've told you all
several times how motherfuckers try to make it seem like our generation is so toxic
in the problem with the women. But it's like, bru, I don't
know who the fuck y'all were raised by. But my granny ran home.
She had a brothel. My granny also didn't play that ship. So if
you if you didn't have no money, she wasn't known that ship like granny
had. Granny had niggas who had money that was long to the point where
when they was gone, she was still getting paid. So I don't know
why y'all don't be wanting motherfucker to be taking care of these days, because
it's things that growing up with Granny that I don't recall, Granny having a
job and Granny making tacos only thing I never seen Granny conk cook period,
So we really can't use that that's true. Grandma get him go to work
there, ever, which is funny. Drink rum sale, which is funny
because in all of my years, never has my grandma like never seen my
grandma go to work. Never, but she literally left the house to go
spend money all day. Ever, now you got me one of Granny either
crib and spinning some cash. Well come from I don't know. My childhood,
Grandma was always available so here and and that's why we was always over
there because granned and that O fucking job Granny bills was paid, grinned and
that a motherfucking jot. Granny was out your fab gm had like two houses
and wait a minute, had three. She had three. She had two
on the east side and then she had the one that we were in.
So she eventually she moved out to that one and she ended up moving into
one of my my Auntie's spaces because it was smaller for her. My mom
got the crib that we basically grew up in, and then the other two
she ended up. She finally fucking sold them. But Granny had properties,
and it ain't like there were properties that she was getting a bunch of money
off of because she put her kids in the houses, so it ain't like,
you know, it was investment properties were it was like, okay,
well that's where she was getting her money from, because you know, she
was collecting rent. Now, the family was there, the house she was
in, her daughter was downstairs. The other crib she had her son upstairs
and his grandma was downstairs. So it was like and then we was on
fucking nineteenth Street, so it's like the family was in all of the cribs,
so she wasn't writting them the outside motherfuckers. But we had big Gym
that Nigga hated kids. I was, But then when he died, she
said, okay, let me slide into Then it was Bubba that nigga name
was. And Bubba had that dough that Nigga used to leave that motherfucking money
and it used to be a fucking wife. I used to go in there
for a sether, like God damn man, for rank kid. Nah,
but uh, but no, I've never seen my grandma working job, and
I ain't never seen my granny mother fucking broke either. So it's so funny.
And then it's like one of my cousins, she's older than me.
I'll never forget because my mom my mom tells me the story all the time.
She asked granny to borrow two dollars. And you know, back in
the day, two dollars was you know, that was something. Now it's
like bro telling you to go sell your pussy for two dollars a nuts.
But my cousin asked my granny for two dollars, and granny sat her down
and talked to her and said, look, let me tell you something.
As long as you got that motherfucking between your you shouldn't be asking nobody,
mother fucking for no fucking money. And from then on, I guess who
didn't have to ask nobody for The bitch was getting FIRNK coats and all kind
of shit. Cousin scammer extored. He was like, big around here,
you usual what you got to get what you want? Club putting niggas out
game. She was like, ain't no reason for you to be broke.
She was like, you out here fucking and shit and you ain't got no
money. You're doing it wrong. So that's would be so funny when people
try to make it seem like it's the modern women who have this mindset,
like, bro, who do you when motherfuckers was in there pilling them potatoes
and picking and washing them greens and shit, you bitches was outside, So
y'all don't know what the conversations was. They was telling us a wet ass
and a dry person don't match. Oh, I'm sorry, a wet ass
and a dry pocketbook because it was all about the pocketbook. That's great,
getting little wild in the comments if you want to give the comment. And
no matter how many times you say that in life, it's still women out
here doing it right. But our generation is so freaky because the generation before
us was molestious and shit, why you take that? U Niga said,
Nigga, What the fuck? That's some off the wall shit to say,
so Nigga won right. I'll here the comments on the posted I said at
nine, at thirteen, at twenty four, shit made me feel sorry for
so many he said, every sexually liberated person isn't a victim. She he
said. It was a response to the two different generations comment. I wasn't
even talking about the freakingness for the generation stuff. I was talking about how
motherfuckers make it seem like us not wanting to fuck with people who were not
wealthy or financially compensation, right, I was talking about I won't even talk
about the freaking shit. We've already discussed the fact that niggas back in the
day was freaking when when the whole WAP situation came out, we came on
here and played the fucking lyrics from all the old songs. I already know
old motherfuckers was nasty. Uh you to break it up in the comments they're
playing. Yeah no, but that's okay because I have some some inappropriate humor,
so, you know, break up the tension in the comments. I
bet that's a while, But that is why old Uh you know what?
Wow ship like that makes you think? Though, all right, really a
nah, she's totally she's paying those hands. She was definitely hitting mister.
Yes, she said, they'll never believe she's blotting some absolutely vile Well,
that's just like the one chick when they got pulled over and she started acting
like she's like I got it. She's like I got a word. She's
like I can't go Yes, yes, I can't. I can see it,
but where is it? Because like I don't see everything else here.
No, everything that's there up there, I can't see it here and tone
left sout near mind. It just it looks different because it has a different
Uh yeah up there and over here. Yeah, of course I was there.
Interesting you say that because I can still hear the sound effects of somebody
getting crossed in the background, which tells me that you ain't changed the battery
in your smoke detector. Have you learned nothing? My brother? Oh ship?
And I was like, wait a minute, so I had to replay
it, and I heard the smoke detector be like, oh ship, now,
wow, have you learned nothing? Have you learned nothing? My brother
is crazy? So what I'm gonna do because again y'all, y'all know me
and I be all in the fucking comments. So it was the comments on
this post man gets out the fire just to get roasted. Yikes, that's
whild the smoke to take to let him know is about to be around too.
Wow. Yeah, the ship people put on the internet up he said,
that was the Jordan's in the kitchen sound Oh wait a minute, because
it was it was a specific comment. Bro chill. He was already cooked.
You're well done, right, wow, extra crispy. Yeah, I
just brouh. He looks like it's always the fucking He looked like that,
like it was always a comment. And I felt so bad that I laugh.
I felt bad that I laughed at it, that I had to put
it up here for y'all because I'm going to be the only mother fucker going
down. You want to laugh by yourself. Brus said, you ain't done
and cook get gotta get double fried. Oh ship damn, he like not
doubled like beer batter. You like the wet batter and then the dry batter.
I just wouldn't dry better. Well, since we are lady on this
train to hell, I tried. I tried to send y'all in the group
chat, but I don't know anybody watched the videos. So like one night,
this is how I know my uncle will be on that same ship where
he don't want to laugh at bullshit by myself. So he sent me a
video of a of a of a chick with like turettes. Now, tourette
syndrome is not funny. That's a serious thing, yo, if you don't
And it was so, it wasn't that she had touretts. It's the ship
that just like in the middle of her having a regular conversation, she decided
to scream out. So she was trying to give a totrio on how to
make a lisaigna or how she was gonna make this zaigna, and she kept
saying, baby Penis. She was like, goddamn, baby pen I want
So I watched the first video and I was like, and I read the
name, I'm like, no, this's gotta be like a fake page or
like you know how you get one of the page that just posts a whole
lot of content. It don't never make sense. So as I screwed hit
the page, it's all her. So now I'm just on like this thirty
minute rabbit hole of just her watching her content cause she got torretts and trying
to explain normal shit. And then you go, baby Penis. Oh goddamn
is crazy. My thing is do I get to pick what they bro said?
The Twitter comments on that video? Nothing I bet I saw it on
Facebook. I didn't see it on on Twitter, but I can just fucking
imagine. Like, speaking of Twitter, they are doing a documentary on black
Twitter. M M. It's interesting theory. Have to wait and see.
So speaking up now, I want to alternate because it's like, if I'm
going too sad ship, then I have you know ship to well, because
it's like it depends on how you look at Like I mean, it's sad
because the life was lost, but then at the end it's like lessons or
learned. It can't be no cited than the ship that happened to me.
No, no, no. So I was on my way to work in
the morning, and so you know how you get to a certain part of
the freeway and then you start seeing the traffic slow down. He realized that
the freeway is shut down and there divert in traffic. Oh, did you
buy past that lady that got hit? No, it wasn't a lady that
got hit. So God decided to jump off a bridge, and so happened
that he jumped off the bridge and connected with the Miller truck and they had
to they shut the freeway down because had to sweep his ass literally off the
sidewalk. Wow, and I know ship like that. It shouldn't be funny
because the life was lost. But if you gonna fuck up everybody else's day
because you didn't want to go to work as bullshit, my guy, Yeah,
I can't get you. You're you're you're alone. I'll be alone.
He Look, if you want a self transition, cool, do that shit
the prophecy your own home. Don't subject me to your fucked up day.
Who told you jump off a bridge? It's so many other ways to do
it. Shotgun to the dick first of all. So here's the thing,
the fact that twelve ways of die just came up. He because because you
just like me. But that, honestly, that is kind of fucked up,
like when you underlive yourself to a point where like you traumatize people you
don't even know you on the way out. That Miller driver is fucked up.
Absolutely. He is definitely a therapy, Like you need help, not
only you splattered the nigga FA the worst. It's like it's like, bro,
I didn't plan on doing this, and now it's like now every time
I go to do if I wake up, you know, I'm like,
damn, I want spaghetti. Now I can't even eat spaghetti no more,
and shit like it's just it's random ship because of because I've really been craving
spaghetti and some shit happened to me like that, I'd be like, fuck,
I really don't want spghetti right now. But it's like what the mom
to say? Eggs like humpty dumpty, nigga, Like no, it's just
that was what I thought of fucking spaghetti. But it's really just it's like
damn, like why is everybody else gotta be like subjected to that trauma?
That's what I was. Now it's literally a domino effect of fucking trauma.
So yeah, that's that's wild now because now you like and then it's like
imagine this ship right, so you because you was the only way to work,
right So now what if that really fucked you up mentally to a point
like you like, bro, you gotta like I can't do this today,
Like that's that's really fucking with me? Is I can't get that out of
my head. It's I'm distraught. It's just it's a lot because everybody processes
things differently. I didn't see nothing. We work with me all day Paul
exactly. That's what I'm saying. No I got I saw his liver.
Yeah, And then it's like, now now you're grinding you know, the
beef and stuff, and you're looking at like that who now calling back to
the this is nuts, but see that's the thing. And then it's like,
okay, but now you put in a position where it's like, damn,
bro, I got a call in and ship and it's like what if
your manager not going for it? Like, oh, but that's not considered
an emergency or you know, so you got to put it in two days
notice. And it's like, bro, I literally just saw a niggad brains
on the pavement that I didn't plan to see this morning. When I go
to the movies, I pay to see somebody get their ship splattered. This
wasn't on my agenda today. I would hope that I wouldn't be in such
distraughtness that I would have to wear with all and just tell him I got
to migrate. But I'm just saying, it's so many, so many things,
just like dog ain't never gonna be. That's that is they have said.
I could be on my last point at work and now I'm getting fired
because you want to swan dive off the bridge. That's all I'm saying,
bro, Like we had nothing to do with any of that. Yeah,
or at least like at least properly like measure your calculations and ship, because
some people go to do that and then they don't even die like they survived,
and then they're like that dude that she showed us like half a person,
ye surviving a suicide temper like that's why Robby's so pissed. And then
I feel like I'd be going through like a lot of disparanceship because it's like,
Bro, I wouldn't through all of this and now my work, my
life if it's worse than what it was before, fuck you, Like I'd
be so mad at everybody that conversation when you get to the pearly case,
you know, maybe escorting you to hell, and you just be kicking the
screaming like see, that's why I don't nobody believe in your bitch ass.
I'm trying to tell you, fam if he was to the point of underlive
in himself, he gave zero fucks about you all day. Clearly, clearly
he was just being mm hmmm. Uh. All our sense of humor is
dark skinned than the motherfucker. Man. Okay, man, what if I
had a fresh car wash? Could I go in this pocket and get my
money back? Til you don't have any pockets, you gotta find this jeans.
Firstly, I was to go too far. I just want to let
you know that because the fact that that's what I went whenever one talking about
jeans, Now that's what I think of couchie fling the cookie like a pair
of jeans. That was crazy. Wow, that's what I'm saying. Oh
my god, that is a good rapper though. Uh this nigga dad is
hell yes, yeah, he going too because just imagine that, like,
Bro, And then it's like if you do find the half and go in
that pocket, but the money's in the other pocket, and that one's all
the way over there, because it's like you win in the pants pocket,
but it was but it was in a hoodie pocket and it's wet because the
nigga body exploded. How you're gonna pick out it ain't got no gloves on
you. You just go risk has Matt for a car wash? Bro.
Now at that point, he keep that twenty, he keeps all of that
tiny you need a lot more than I did. Why is this not fucking
janky ass uh hum? But speaking the car accidents, this pissed me off
so bad. Look as y'all know, like Red will be twenty right is
she has actually had to renew her probational license, like and I hated like
her probationary license. Like I'm just so and I know I have to let
her grow it because I don't want her to be like certain people in our
family who always, you know, wait until the last minute to dry.
I want to hit you with this microphone so bad, but oh, don't
worry, because you you got it, honest, because your mama was the
same way. But it's really just it was different than like back then,
like motherfuckers ain't had no reason to not know how to fucking drive right.
But now we in the age like all these kid boys and stolen cars and
all, like, it's different now like back then, niggas soon Nigga was
chomping at the bit. Fucking Nigga was fourteen and like, dude, I
can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait fifteen and a half hit
and I was to go to fucking driver Nigga. I hurried up and shut.
Now damn, there's muffed ma mama with that fucking permission slip and then
a low key think. That's why I beat that girl ass as bad as
I did, because when she got me kicked out of Marshall, I got
sent to a school that didn't have drivers anymore. Oh but no, but
I wanted to learn how to drive so bad and I did. Like so
I was excited because re dad don't do shit. The one thing he actually
came through for he paid for her to go to He paid for her to
do easy method to do drivers there. But it's like we only have like
the f one fifty for her to drive. That's too much truck for her.
But it's really just I'm not worried about her. Like when I would
take her driving like we was, you know, we're up half and we
just go straight up and you hit me butler and menominee falls and shit.
So you know, I would take her driving, you know, up and
around there, and like she does fine. So it's not that I'm not
confident in her driving and being able to like turn and maintain control of the
vehicle. It's like she doesn't have the defensive driving experience, and that's what
you need the most right now. Like I can't tell you how many fucking
times we would have been fucking garners if it wasn't for the fact that I
have superb defensive driving skills. Like at a light, you can't just pull
off now, Like I'm yep. It was like a month or two ago,
and she was like, Mom, the light green, I said,
I know. I said, I saw it. You didn't, right,
So it's like even just like them little distractions and shit, like you don't
be fucking knowing what's coming. So it does like I don't want to smother
her to the point where you know she doesn't do so something that's necessary for
her to do. It's just it's hard for me because of how they fucking
drive now, especially because I know where she has to go, so I
know what point she has to drive past, and her taking fine, delac
scarcely ever loving shit out of me, like I've been driving for decads and
even I be on find that like squeezing my booty cheeks tight, like bro,
please don't let no bitch run this fucking light, because that's all they
do. So it's like even you know, with the point of wanting to
just get her, you know, her own little car, and she so
she can, you know. But it's like then it's like I don't want
her driving a car like I didn't. I didn't drive cars. I always
drove trucks because that was what you know, my mom always had and that's
what I learned how to drive in. And then when I did finally buy
me a car, like it was you know, the camera. But I
just I don't want her to have a car. If she is gonna be
driving on her own, I want her to be in something big or it's
like, bitch, if we're playing chicken, I like her chances. That's
why I don't like cars. I don't like feeling like I'm in a fucking
you know, a PEPSI can and shit, waiting to be crunched the fuck
up in a car accident. I need something. Poky Demn said, they
need to close Final. What they gonna do with it, like it's just
long that street as long as fuck too Final like goes forever, man,
But you know what, they really only need to close it to a certain
point, like because you know, it's like the little fond of like expressway,
and shit, I feel like that'll be cool. I just like once
you start getting a little bit further up, but yeah, once you start
hitting down by like seventy six, like going down, the further you go
down, and shit, nasty word, absolutely terrible niggas have no regard for
stop signs or anything. And then that's another thing, like a lot of
people now aren't doing drivers ed and shit, so it's like they have absolutely
no idea what the fuck the rules of the road are. They don't know
what the signs mean. They just feel like, Okay, I know how
to turn left, I know how to parallel park, bitch, I'm good.
I know how to drive, and that's not how it works. Yeah,
so with them not you know, getting that, it's a bunch just
a bunch of clueless motherfuckers who feel like, well, I know how to
maintain control of a vehicle. I know how to drive, and that ain't
how it go. And a lot of them can barely fucking maintain control of
the vehicle because they drive to goddamn dumb. So I do, I'm allowing
my fear to cripple my baby, and I have to stop this. But
I'm just so nervous. Yeah, I mean mine has been driving for a
little because they're gonna be eighteen this year, so they've been driving since sixteen
and a half. Because I had that moment too where I was like,
Okay, we're gonna put you in drivers at you're gonna take the long the
long drivers. Yea, I take the long classes, get a lot of
get a lot of you know, being able to drive on the street and
everything as well too. But then with that, because out of Brookville,
you still weren't getting like the Milwaukee action. So now when they're coming to
my house and driving to Milwaukee, that makes me nervous. And when I
go to their brother's house, because their brothers stay on the East side,
that makes me super nervous because I'd be like, Okay, call me when
you get there, text me. I'm like, and your sister there too.
I'm like, okay, that's both y'all all right, please be careful.
Yeah, Like, if if we didn't live on the north side of
Milwaukee and like she didn't have to travel like in this area, she'd have
been driving. It's really just it's because we're in the inner city, and
being in the inner city makes me fucking nervous. So if she was,
you know, she was like working in a nominee fars or something, and
like she had to go the opposite fucking direction. Go ahead, baby,
do you live life prosper But because I know like she does, she she
gotta go down this way and deal with all that bullshit, it does it
makes me nervous. So and then it's like ship jelly Beans turning fifteen,
so it's damn their time for her to learn. So it's like, fuck
man, it's a lot yep, Yeah, mun's gonna be fourteen next next
month, and I'm already thinking about that stuff. But so this is not
the reason why I'm nervous for redriving. Is not this fucking dumb No,
it's not. Okay, you want to keep it right, Okay, I
thought you were talking about the bruh you had damn near a Ford City blocks
stops all to talking about I got it nor time, the entire time,
See what the fuck going on? Want to keep even when they discussed what
why would you down to make it? So that's but yeah, that's the
type of ship. And it sucks because it's like whoever was in that car,
like they got a full impact like that wasn't no, that's how my
accident was. That that was damn near how it was when a boy was
getting spicy because he didn't know all all you niggas was in the car was
talking. Yeah, it was somebody go pay who nigga? You hit me?
You see? Yeah, man, we gotta stick together. I'll never
forget that day. Bro's gonna stick together. Oh and that was a band
too that she messed up, so she hit a BMW when she was in
the bands, uh D said. Making six years street of one lane street
but not actually fixing the street is absolutely brilliant. Exactly. This one lane
shit is stupid because it just it It's basically become a fucking challenge for them
because now it's like, oh I have to get over in this amount of
time. So now I'm like, it hasn't gotten better. So it definitely
hasn't stopped anything. And I've seen people like them little white poles definitely up.
Yeah, definitely because people like me probably didn't let them over because bitch,
you saw that ship there, like how far? But then I go
speed race to go. But I had the other places though, too,
that where you're driving also, and they switch it to a one lane and
you don't even know because like, okay, if I'm not familiar with this
area, and all of a sudden you just decide that you're making it into
your on construction. I didn't realize that they had did it to Appleton.
Yeah, same thing. Yeah, so that's so now the right lane is
turning lane only, and you gotta keep going straight. So I didn't know
that at first. I was like, oh, ship, So then I
had to get over because I didn't know they changed it. Yes, Jesse
is absolutely and more of because why And then it was like I got it
clearally, not like you're still going. I'm so glad. I've been going
all winter. I knew it was gonna be a mess, you know,
I honestly, I I'm happy that we didn't have like the winner that I
thought we were. I thought it was gonna be bad, bad because we
had some real nice date like going you know into it. So I thought
we was gonna have a really bad winter, like yeah, we had you
know, some shitty points, but I'm thinking it's gonna be like non stop
blizzard damn there. So we actually did pretty good because I was wondering about
with them putting all those those little blocks out and ship and the little you
know, poles and shit, I'm like, what the fuck how they finish
plow this ship? Right? But they do that. What I'm saying is
because the plows are wider and because how narrow they made those lanes. I
was one like, how was they supposed to you know? But I guess
they just used them real tiny ones. But I'm like, bro, that
should take forever because they're small. Man. El Nino shit. When he
was in school, they just always hear about fucking l Nina. That's so
we heard el Nina global Warming. It's a ship show by my place.
I can imagine that is wild? Mm hmm. Howd on because Okay,
so I have videos, but it's hard because I can't tell which one is
which based off of because the thumbnails that are on the screen are different for
the videos than what's in front of me on the computer. So this one
I do know though. So there was a video that was posted and a
lady was basically asking like, you know, why she was single, why
she not married yet, and all of that shit. I'm gonna play that
one first. One. I don't have any kids. I got so low.
I have two paid off cars. I'm about to close on my first
house this year in May. I'm not toxic at all. I gotta be.
I'm releasing an app on iOS and Android. I work hard as fuck.
I'm not clinging, but I always make sure my partner feels appreciated.
Okay, so I don't cook, and it's not like I don't know how
to cook, but I won't look as much as I should. I'm probably
not as feminine as the average feminine female, but I wear heels, I
dress up. I just feel like I have a very dominant personality. I'm
five eight in my head, but five four on paper. I've never actually
lived with a partner before. I'm just trying to figure out how am I
not married with five kids? Or running around like what the fudge am I
doing wrong? Most people say, oh, I don't give people a chance.
Yes, I do. I have boundaries, though, and I don't
let people fuck me over. I want to say more than three times,
because I give chances. I even give you a second chance. But it's
so easy for me to just walk the fuck out once you start playing with
me. But I still don't understand how I'm still single. Interesting, So
here's my thing. I did because I don't know if that's only for the
volume there or are value too like with us talking. So that's why I
turned it back down. So the crazy thing is I heard her list all
of this stuff, but like nothing about her character, right, like are
you compassionate? You know? Are you generous? You? Like? I
didn't hear her talk about any type of character traits about herself. It was
all like a personality traits, you know what I'm saying, Like nothing like
are you fink? Can you tell a joke? Like none of that?
Can you hold a conversation? But I think that's just the way that I
think it's the way the society is set up, where it's like like number
one, not everybody wants to get married, everybody wants to have kids,
and so like those are a couple of things that she mentioned, but like
you said, she's not really talking about what she can actually bring to a
relationship. So no, she didn't, John said. She said she was
mainly No, she said that she's not as feminine as most women. And
I get that because it's like, yeah, I wear pink hair, I'll
dress up, I wear heels and stuff like that, but it's like I
am not your traditional feminine woman. Like whenever you see Serica Serena always got
her lashes done, she always got her hair done, she always smelled like
some type of fragrance and ship like, that's not me. That doesn't mean
that I'm not feminine at all. I'm yeah, but even me, I
don't feel like I'm still not as relaxing to hit the side. I like
the girl even in a jog and suit and ship you still girly girl like
like me, I ain't hear what today boots shirt Columbia, like you look
homeless. But that's what I'm saying. But if babe, that's not baby,
was like niggas you want? You know what I'm saying, Like what
do I do? That's what Kayla was teasing me about, like oh,
Bach, but you wouldn't got your hair done, your makeup done and all
this shit your boyfriend. But that's what I'm saying. Like, so I
have my moments where I can be extremely girly and be feminine and stuff like
that, but that is not that's not my default setting being super you know,
feminine shit, that is not my default set. My default setting,
that's not what I'm most comfortable in. Like she she was just letting niggas
know that I can do the job. She wasn't trying to tell you how
well she was good at it. She's like, I can do the job.
I'm suitable. But how are you gonna do a job? I don't
know? You gotta give it to her and and see what she can do
with it. So with any job, I can tell you I'm great,
then you get me there and I'll be sly too. But like you said,
you to do this, I told you what I mean. Nick said,
I look like a soft step when I'm not at work. That's probably
accurate. Yeah, but it's soft studs crazy, And trust me, I
would look a lot worse if I didn't have this big big I would be
pure Charles right now, looking just like my father, just like it.
So it is just like so I understood you know what she was saying,
like because you can tell like you know she It's just she's not always on
that. But I grew up as a time boy, Like why I take
you all all the time. I have Mexical braids, jerseys, I'm walking
around fucking penny hardaway jersey and the Pennies and shit, you know the one
air bubble. That was my ship. But yeah, that was that was
my thing. Like I was never like girly girly and then when I I
did, you know, start getting a bit older, like I tried to
do stuff like you know, because we were going out and stuff like wearing
the heels and ship. But just like I ain't had no sauce like that.
Bro, I was in the Pointy Hills like you and the Kitten Hills.
No, not the Kiden. It was. It was the point because
we was in our business casual days, bro business, pistol skirt sh that
was our thing. That was nasty wearing to the club, the corner kickers.
It was just like that. That's how they selection the club. Really,
that was the ship, twenty ship. If you ever like twenty ten,
like twenty sixteen, I want to say, probably was like the twenty
fifteen nasty hoodie and sweats companies. So yep, that's me. I will
pull up picture because you know, like me and him, like we used
to be in the club all the time back then. So if you look
at pictures of like me and Lando and Ship back then, like we was
actually taking a couple of pictures and ship. We was weak as fuck.
It was weak as a bitch. Yep, nick little vest with the pens
skirts. Hey, the pencil skirts is working. Ship back then, niggas
nigga you go straight from fucking stable and papers straight to happy hour. That
that was our bag and then be able to go to work in the morning
all night and niggas really dressed like cast members from Sex and the City to
go out. You think about it. Yeah, absolute, And then that
was when everybody had like the color coordinated jewelry and ship. Whether it was
clear, I remember like trauma try yes, yes, them are Deilius yep,
and it comes with a fools and they got everything separated by color.
So it's like, you know what, I'm wearing this red for tonight.
Let's get the red necklace with the matching red. And then we had them
big ass bes run our fucking arm. Yeah yep. Delia's right, yep.
And I used to go to Dilli's because Zanni used to work as Delia,
so I used to get a discount ship. So yeah, it was.
It was y'all was in the with pencil skirts, pointy shoes and costume
jewelry. Yes, and I don't know how to work the photos. It
was a West Yes, that is disgusting. Know how to work because I
was definitely ship. Yeah, Charmer Charlie was man. That was back when
you actually go to the mall and get your whole FeH. I used to
dress like that. This was the crib on hamp and that's an absolutely nasty
business. That was a wild era. That was. That's wicked word that
discuss. Yes, Britt said, Charming Charlie's was so fucking overwhelming. It
was like the Ikea of accessories. It was. Kayla said, I usually
look like a pure nigga. Can we go ahead and clap it up for
Kayla? Kayla has finally finally completed her relocation and moved this weekend. So
to Kayla, especially because she's gonna have a bum sleeping on her couch safe.
Sorry, who was where you putting people out? Oh? No,
I'm talking about me and moms. And don't I mean you? You are?
You know? That is too right? That's a little tree himself I
got. I can tell my my my one of my best homies. He
just like that. He refused to believe it. I'm like, nick,
y'all is twins, You're a dead ringer? Yeah, so I don't.
I don't feel that enough, you know. I mean we wouldn't know anyway,
because we don't know what she's like when she's dating. Like she was
like, well, you know, I'm not toxic at all. But it's
like, but does that mean that you were like emotionally detached like you know,
because as much as y'all try to tell me I'm toxic, I just
look at it, like, bro, I don't want to argue and fight
over nothing. So I'm not in a place where I want my energy disrupted,
where I want to scream, yell and fight with you. So the
moment you get on that boo bullshit, I am removing myself. I will
talk to you when you were over it, when you were ready to,
if you were ready to have a conversation about it, and we could sit
down and talk to each other without you fussing and you know on all that
bullshit, then yeah we can do that. But I'm not gonna argue with
you. And he he says that all the time, like once he comes
down off you know, his little turned green ship and we were He was
like, man, he was like, thinking, you really dumb. I
said, no, I don't. I said, this is not the same
bit you knew all that time ago, Like, I don't be on it
like back then, back then, I was a little nuts like ship,
you know, he's nigga get a little greasy or something on the phone or
something. He'd come on saying, and I'd be sitting on out Swear to
god, I was sitting on the h on the trunk of his car,
like oh, perfect example. Remember alib one in a million videos, Remember
how on the front and she was on the ship and that was me,
except I was on the back window. So yeah, you know I was
a little unstable back then, nown't. I don't have those periods where I
get triggered to that point even if you know you're cussing, you could like
that shit, It doesn't rib me up anymore because I'm like, you just
don't know how to handle your emotions right now, correct, And I'm not
go fault you for that. So whatever you feel like you need to get
off your chest, go ahead. I'll be over here. So you know,
I'm just I'm not that person where I feel like I want to argue
and be confrontational all the time. And that is honestly why even a lot
of people on Facebook, I no longer engage with y'all, Like if I
feel like you were intentionally misunderstanding me, or like you know what I'm like
you see yeah, or like you see that I'm saying one thing and you
keep trying to make it sound like I'm saying something else. I won't even
I'll get to a point where I'll just stop replying. I don't give a
fuck if you feel like you want the argument or not, I don't care.
I'm not finna keep doing this with you because I've said what I meant
several times and you keep trying to say it like I said something else.
So fuck you and that and I will go and while you're talking to yourself,
I go post another status and talking about something else. Right, And
I'm the same way though too, or like no, because it's it's a
waste of energy to be honest and I and it's funny you say you know
how it used to be, because I used to be horrible too, Like
I ran my ex husband over with my car. Okay, so let's right.
So I mean, no, I'm two for three. I got Joe
l Orlando and Jellybean Dad Tony, that drunk bastard was actually quicker than the
game and credit for it. But I forgot he used to play football too.
Yeah, so he hit me with the footwork and hit the curve.
Well no, I mean I was seventeen at the time, so I mean
mine was justified, and I feel like mom was too. But even still,
it's like, you know, there's nothing justifiable about getting behind the wheel
of a car. Textually transmitted disease definitely just punishable gunshot won't folk. I'm
just saying, I'm a feeling. What does that mean? I can't have
firearms, nigga? Legally you can, but you can have whatever you want.
I can't have firearms. You can't get caught with that vehicle. I
have a vehicle already. Look what I'm saying is you you can't. You
may not can legally do it. Bro, I shoot a nigga with a
gun, and I'm not supposed to have Guess who I'm gonna be. Tory
Lanes don't get caught like Lane. Tory lanees got told on. You think
that niggas won't go tell on me, Bro, I wouldn't. It's hard
to prove I hit you with a car. You can you can prove I
shot you. I wouldn't. Yes, Britt said, we are protecting our
peace by any means necessary over these whites. Yeah, I just don't.
No, I'm talking about we don't run niggas over now. That's why we
don't run niggas over now, because we protecting our peace. And let me
tell you something though, You something if they make Fords anything like they used
to back in the nineties, Oh yeah, there'd be a lot of bodies.
Well two point five. I told you I might have clipped the back
of his ankle or something, but he made it on the curbing time.
But no, to hit multiple niggas. And then and before I hit the
second one, I rammed his car first. He had a tahoe and it
was all his faut because again I told him, I said, do not
go to my house. Don't go to my house. Came to my house
on bullshit, parked this truck blocking me in, and got out his car
on some bullshit. So I threw that motherfucking in and I and guess what,
that bitch didn't crumple, fold or nothing. Had that been one of
these new model bitches, that motherfucker would have folded up like a goddamn sprike
hand. Only thing that had the only thing that happened after hitting his car
about two three times and then hitting him with it, The only thing was
my little Ford emblem in the grill was kind of dent it in, like
because that part was plastic itself, and that was the only thing. Like
the little Ford was crushed in a little bit. It was because I told
you don't come to my house and then you hopped out of your car thinking
he was gonna snatch me out my shit to attack me. Accountability, accountable.
She told him not to pull up. If you pull up, your
the consequences of you pulling up and then what did you do to him to
make him feel like pull up and then you pull up? Who started this?
What do you mean? Who started it? I'm sorry, do you
not know what a question is? No? I'm saying what do you mean
to start it? Who started what? Who started this ship? How did
we get how did we get to where? What happened? Where? He
was like, I gotta show up and stand on business. It was Lando,
So he instigated this whole thing. Yeah, because he was mad that
I outed everything. Well, man, can't be out here passing the reb
w's and it's my first you won't get out of it, but no,
I will be giving niggas the scabies. So that was justified because it's like,
Bro, I was even then and even then, because it's because back
then I was much I was much smaller back then, so I was like
a buck fifteen, a buck twenty maybe, like I'm one ninety now,
so I've gained the whole person. But back then he was still him.
So he was still you know, six foot tall and you know out here
looking like the people's champ. Yeah, bro, I'm not just what you
want to do. Let's go. So you know I was gonna lay a
SmackDown on your candy ass, and well he was, you trying to read
on my roof. You're trying to stall you stone colding stone cover. He
was out for a whole year. Hey, low key, Hearing a nigga
rolling on the top of your roof and adjusting your mirror just as you see
falling off the back is like that's like a highlight. So like, if
I ever, if I ever get to the gate, your highlight tape.
Peter pulled that up, like so Dinkins on mates, I'm like your highlight
tape of just all hey, lo keep before they send me to heir,
but like, hey, can I get a copy of that? I want
to watch when we get down here. You're just sitting there trying to analyze
and explain every situation. I'm gonna be, hey, hey, if they
give me a copy of the tape, I'm gonna be down there showing my
ship like old Dog. When I get to hear right here, right here,
right here, I'm gonna be down there showing my ship just like old
Dog. Nigga, Nigga, it's my tape, came Hey, man,
I told you stuff showing motherfucker is the tape said, nigga? Is my
society still on Netflix? I need to watch this because when Dog rolled up
to check Kane about his cousin and got the shit beat out of here though
too, because that's what got him killed. And you know what, and
I bet that that ass whooping he took probably was off or not. Could
you imagine you sitting in the house, you know, maybe you having girl
talk with, you know, with a female friend. And then here come
your big, burly, over protective his cousin who is dropping on your conversation.
It because he happens to know the nigga that you are speaking of from
high school. Mind you, nobody knew your cousin back then, but everybody
knew his niggas he was popping. So he knows dude from high school,
and he desires that he wanted to step up and protect his cousin, and
you to walk your happy ass over here. You got your motherfucking eyes whooped,
not even who you got stomped out in front of the whole project backup
exactly Okay. So then also too if that was her, if they end
up having that baby for real, now your now your nephew, orniece or
whatever, and got no got no daddy, because you just had to do
have a question. Who was dumber the cousin from minister society or Warren G
rolling up on his dice game. Warren G definitely because because you rolling up
on Kan Kane could have been a civilized human being and had a conversation with
you. He could have. He couldn't, No, not the way he
didn't say, hey, can I high let you? No? He was
like, which one of y'all, Pottner, you knew he wasn't gonna be
on no civilized and you rolled up like that. I felt like if Old
Dog wasn't with Cain, came might have had a conversation. Kane was never
that guy. I don't care what you're saying. I watched the whole movie.
He is not that guy. I think there was that guy, but
Game was not that guy. Hey, look he said he won't be no
daddy. Know what I mean? He was because he put he had the
Jimmyard extra type something. And now that I'm older, I'm like, oh,
so he needed a magnum un because you know that was way pre uh,
that was everybody was in the lifestyle joint. He was wet and wild,
disgusting word. My ex used to suck me with a wedding wild.
And then I grew up like, man, now I understand why was yeah
and wild? They used to make flavor condoms. I'm back they still do,
yeah, because when we was at the sex Dungeon, they had because
people give oral sex with kindom. I'm not chewing the balloom, but the
niggas said, yo home, which one of y'all is came, go to
a birth go to a birthday party and just start licking balloons around the place.
That's what sucking. Nick with the kind of Mollo say that Nigga was
moving to Atlanta and one looking back, Nigga said, definitely gave out some
type with the fruit loop balloons. Come on, nig did I just tell
you? Confessing? Mario said, I love that these narratives come alive for
y'all. I feel like y'all were right a dope. I told him we
need to be on tub. They're not listening to me. I'm just saying,
like us, that's what happened. Like when you go back and Watchmster
Society, a lot of ship could have been avoided. Niggas just trash and
niggas just kept a cool booty in a certain situations, Like at the beginning,
you know the movie, all Bertie wanted to know is like, look,
fam, you've been home. You still got the money for the robbery.
Where's my cut? Let's go back to why you get out of pocket
with folks. Let's go back to the robbery for your mother. I'm talking
about before he got there when he was a baby and watched his daddy shout
out to Sam Jackson smoked that nigga because he said, all he wanted to
know is what happened to the money from the robbery. That's all I want
to know, if you got it? Where's my cut? And then you
look at a nigga across the table and you come out your mother saying,
I ain't your bitch, nigga? Fuck you think you he is? Wine
on it is never not funny, but knowing that she eat but it's like,
are you thinking of like min flavored or like it's like in your peppermint
patty that's magically delicious. Since we are on uh you know Saint Patrick's Day,
it's magically delicious. I've been like Shane Mario said Hughes. Brother said
the movie was way more violent, and I'm like how they did have those
parts where they just been said Mentos The fresh I love. I want to
pile with Nikki. I swear to god, I do. I want to
pile with it. Mentos The Freshman. You like glass honey buns, literally
freaky ass girl like you do you sit and you think about like and I
understand. And this is why I said, like, honestly, it sounds
great, but I really can't write movies because I'm too logical and ship would
piss me off. Prolonging it so that we can have a conflict that is
so right. We could just not have We should just write a logical movie
and just see how I play out. Damn, you know, but that's
a good concept. We can go and like make a short film, I
feel, just make a series of short logical films and see how that takes
off. Or like you could just put them in situations where you could be
logical, you can be illogical, like you know, logical. We should
just let's just have a normal I get it. You mad. We're filming
two takes on everything. We're filming illogical take illogical take see what happened?
And folks, when your press came, that was illogical. So it almost
be like the eminem song. So Nick said, she bought a wax pop,
So so what do you be off? No? So so so re
bought a wax pop off a TM move like she does everything else, and
she thought that I was gonna be the test of me. No, So
now it's like it's it's hard to like really explain it without like like not
making it kind of weird, but it is with it. So re is
okay. Red is a very natural lady. We'll put it that way.
She's very natural. So she didn't she went full of gusto. She didn't
like try to like trim first. Oh no, yeah, oh no.
So it was at the point she had to commit. Look so she like
because she never you know, like she just yeah. So she's I mean,
is very She's she got million we got her Erica Baidu vibe type shit.
Like she just natural. We don't give a funk about nothing, Like
she cleans herself. But as far as like with actually like grooming hair and
like all that, she's like you go get what I pull out this mouff
Like she just don't care, which is weird because it's like, bro,
you will love me, like no. But but yeah, so she didn't
you know, she didn't trim the hedge before you know, she and the
blood curdling yell. Bro, I heard it over the TV the fan and
with the front door closed, like and then I wonder where I said,
oh, okay, see what was going on because it's like just imagine walking
up to a grizzly bend just like fin slaps and wax on your back.
And speaking of bears, this is video put in the group that bear beat
out. It's a white man in a karate suit that's already off put.
He got let gotta be at like the news station or some ship. He
in a karate suit, and he got this bear on a leash. But
you tream the next time they're on a leash and it's a lady sitting in
there. Oh no it wasn't, and you got and it's a lady sitting
in a chair and she looks so innocent and unsuspected, and the bear just
kind of like raise up, look at her and just throw just go to
town. I was like, why would y'all have a bear on a leash?
And when you say only white people, and you usually only be white
people. But yeah, so that is why. Yeah, your kid needs
some help, Yeah you should help her and so like. But jelly Bean
is also natural. But it's like I thought that because you know how they
are with their siblings. I thought she was trying to follow into her footsteps.
And she was like, no, you just never said no. I
said I showed you what the dude you just when you didn't keep doing it.
I figured that you just didn't want to in this is your body,
I'm not you don't have to shave and do all of that if you don't
want to. So but now I think she's at the point where she's like,
no, I'm done, I'm on this tru But yeah, but ree
Ree is a completely like we don't give a fuck about nothing, Like she
cleans herself. But other than that, she's like, bro, you go
get this wrinkled shirt, you go get this fucking cricket lining in the front,
and you go get this bush baby ass. So it is what it
is. I love my baby because it's like she won't and I'm like,
bruh, because she does. She re has a wittle's peak. But the
witle's peak is not what makes a croocket. It's just it's I it's like
that one guy that cut her hair is like he didn't do it right or
something, and it never really I don't know, but she won't let it
get fixed because she don't care. No, no, But what I'm saying
is the way that it's not pushed back, like where if you even it
up, it'll be in the right spot. It's like one comes forward a
little bit more than it should. So yeah, it's not like to even
it up, like the motherfucker's back here and even it up. You gotta
put it here. No, it's the right part is here. But it's
like then the other part is like you go like this, it's like that
the emoji mouth m hmm, let me see. Uh. It takes for
you to really like someone and they complain. I believe that because there are
a lot of men with the nappy dugout and they be perfectly fine with that,
and then when they get to me, I'm like, clean it up,
clean it up. And there was a guy where I actually I hadn't
him in years, and he reached out to me and then he was like
because he was trying to like link up and stuff, and he sent me
a picture and he was like, I remember how you like it, and
you can tell it was fresh. So I was like, oh, he
I said this, this nigga came, but the he was ready. I
agree with Mario's point because I like, it's just certain shit that I just
can't get Noah to understand. And I feel like coming from me as a
brother or like the people in his house, he won't get it. I
feel like he won't truly understand what we saying until like he genuinely like a
person. Is he getting coochie yet? No? Oh, so do we
need to have conversation with him and just be like, hey, bro,
No, that's just like I feel like you won't get it until somebody,
like I don't want it to happen, but like sometimes until somebody like really
hurt your feelings on that kind of shit for you to understand what I've been
trying to just get you to, like, you don't gotta you don't gotta
throw no extra sauce on it if that's not what you're into, Like you
don't need to buy a five hundred dollars Colonne or you don't got to do
all of that, but just get basic on it. Like I can show
you how to get basic. I'll show you the body watch that you know
you can buy and all that cool shit, but like he just some shit
like you just don't be into it. I'm like, bro, that's one
thing you should be. You don't got to be into the extras in the
particulars of the situation, but the basics Mario said, to be honest,
my son was not really washing his ass until you start liking girls. I
knew he was fucking into me. He was asking me for colone. You
see. That's when you're just like when folks start trying to get extra on
it, like okay, somebody that tells you that, like this is what
they like, and now you're trying to accommodate. And once you start trying
to impress women, it'll just become a natural thing. So it's like,
nah, I kind of like being friensh And don't get me wrong, like
I love the fact that he is so comfortable in her skin, Like that's
her body. She do what the fuck she want to do with it.
It's just like, bro, sometimes I'd be like the drain, please,
the drain for the love of the drain. But UNA's sad. But now
I got I got a drain cover for that reason, because like Pips was
the same way, because you know that Nigga was born in the fucking sixties
and ship you come in, you know, I work hard for the money,
and then it's like, bro, why it is my ship not draining?
It is because you got your fucking porn pews all of my goddamn pipes.
And they thought they kept coming talking about something. No, it's just
the plumbing in his house. It's just the plumbing in his house. Blah
blah blah blah blah. But guess who didn't have And I kept fixing it,
and I'm like, bro, it's not that. Guess who didn't have
that issue with my drain being clogged all the time. When that nigga was
out of here, I said, I told you it was the fucking sixties
porn pews, And this just clogging my ship. And they just gathering down
here, they just dancing to you by their first day time. By man,
it's like, there's no reason why this ship is backing it up like
this. So I'm like, bro, you got some real core ship.
That water's not even penetrate through this ship, like you don't get your fucking
steel wool, see it. So so you want Miles to preach the aunt
that he should manscape. But I don't have to do anything now. But
when she comes home, hopefully they're both out of my house so I don't
have to worry about it. Where they're gonna go. I don't give a
fuck they need no you know what, they actually got a better chance to
getting a little income because he's technically homeless when he get out and they get
you in faster. So yeah, you don't want to live in chef no
more. No, if I want to play, that'll come over. And
at this point, I cooked myself, so I've had to do it because
he ain't been hasn't been there, because it's like before with him being in
the house, he's one of them people who he feels like his food better
than everybody, so he want to be the only motherfucker that cooked. All
right, you got it. That's one less thing that I gotta do.
But with him being gone, now I have to do the cooking the ship,
just like Easter's coming up, and I fucking hate it because who go
have to fucking cook Easter dinner this guy? And that's and that's if I
don't leave everybody and just go to fucking Rdizio and tell people that I went.
I'm like, hey, man, I'm there. I'm like, man,
I'm going by Kayla house for Easter. Rest of y'all. Later,
I'm right over Diesel. Easter coming up, So fucking fast too. Yeah,
especially because it's the end of this month. I don't know. I
was like, what the fuck And I looked at the sales paper. I'm
like, oh, we gonna get cracking in here. I want no part
of this. Yeah, but you know it. And it's crazy because when
you look at like a lot of kids, like they ass and it and
it don't be like a lot of the parents be really trying to make and
they just be like, damn, for go washing my ass. It's cool,
and they just go about their fucking business. Because I really be feeling
so sorry for a lot of my friends that have boys because the stories that
I hear it was bad until like until they start liking girls and stuff.
It's bad. I heard and I and my son played football and it was
like but they said that like once you know girls and ship and they're trying
to pay attention to niggas, don't want to be musty exactly. The upstairs
of my house has three distinct smells really do Like if you walk in my
room, smell like we my little brother room as funk paradise, like women
and ship. But I was like, weed, funk paradise. It's crazy.
I'm like I'm glad, Like at first I used to hate being next
to the bathroom, but like folks, that shiit a while over there,
so you have all that animal kingdom there, Mario said. I remember one
of the first complaints the homies brought up was the chick with the smelly feet.
My guy was offended. Don't be hurt. Yeah, Monte had her.
She was smelling like Frido's and that was like a big thing coming to
a nigga house in your hygiene out on point. It's crazy because you know
you're going over there, and you know why you were here, so eventually,
eventually, at some point, you're going to remove all of your clothes
and if something down't here, right crazy And I guess my thing is this
right? So say it was a whim thing, like you know, y'all
were having a good time, y'all you end up at the script, you
like, dang I didn't hit the today or you know, I just I
didn't think I was gonna be here, so maybe I didn't do a refresher.
Goddamn, I knew I got this hole in my sock and my ship
stank. Like at some point, bro fake the bubble goods. I would
rather if I was a guy, I would much rather bitch be like,
can you please take me home? My stomach hurt and I'm like, all
right, I don't want this bitch shit in my house, and I take
you home versus you actually disrobing and I have something hit my nose to the
point I don't even know if I can get an erection anymore. Not just
what you just period. Like every every time I look at a bitch and
she goes to slide her pennies down, I'm traumatized because I'm like, bro,
what if it's that that smell again? Yeah, saying it's in a
poem. A chick should never be musty. Mante attracts musty chicks, not
dating. It's just he always knowing I was cleared it up. It's not
that he date them, because Mante always know the chicks that be musky,
Like, can I tell you what the comments? It don't work? Maybe
the work here, but yeah, that sounds like I'm about to be running
away in a moment. It's no. Maybe they're not messy. They just
like the dance. We can dance if you wonder behind it, don't They
don't dance and they don't have a musty bard no friends crazy. She wasn't
even dancing, bro she was just man, it's hard works ling drinks broke
you back there with ice. You keep yourself tool you want, you keep
yourself cool. No, you ain't never smell us. When it's cold,
it might. That might be worse than when it's warm. It is because
it's like how did we get here? But then it's like, okay,
was it just like you know, you had on too many layers, and
then it's like it's just kind of like trapped in one of the layers or
something. Having insulated must is insane. Isolated must is crazy. That's the
kind of musk that like when you take your jacket off, you can smell
how funky you are on your jacket. Listen. I have had some days
where I've gotten out of the shower rushing and I forgot to put the yod
rent on after and it's like we call it the musky tingle. It's like
a pre warning that ship finna go bad, Finna go bad. It's like
I gotta go open. It's like it's like the smoke detector for your arm
pit. So it's like I've had this one of my broblem how to stop
at the walk rings or something. Then I start like, I have to
keep an extra in the car just in case, because I'm like some days
I'll be run. I forget because for most women it might not be an
issue because they carry purses, so they have shit like that in their purse.
I, as addressed earlier, am not your traditional feminine women, so
I do not carry purses. I got this big ass wallet. I'm a
wallet girl. I'm not a purse girl. So I'm sitting here and you
know what you gotta do. You have to drive with the window down.
And not only do you have to drive with your window down, you have
your arm up in the window because you're trying to catch as much as a
breeze so that nothing gets too overheated under there until you make it to your
destination. So if you ever see me driving and my arm is like this,
there may be a chance that I forgot to put on the yoda and
when I got off the shower and I am trying to get to a store
immediately. You mainly, you know what, I do have a lot of
those traits. Yes, yes, yes I do. Actually I just I
just posted in a group about that. Uh, like I said, who
stopped talking? I can't stop laughing. Don't act like you ain't never had
the pre musty tingle man, I think everybody has, because that's that's what
the part of that reminded me to drop drop under arms is crazy. Yes,
So I I'm like, oh my god, and I'm not gonna lie.
Drive a little bit faster trying to get try to get forward the wind
coming through, so I might be doing fifty in the thirty try trying to
push it down a little bit. Yeah, I'm not mad at niggas who
didn't want to participate in gym class as an adult. Now, like you
take a shower in the morning before school, especially when like you got Jim
first period. Bro, why you want me to smell like swamp as after
third period? And then they didn't look at that as an excuse. Is
that like, well we got showers, was like, nia, I don't
want you know what's crazy? They really got five minutes? How I can't
even get a good lather in five minutes with the gym short tone like what
we're doing? But you have to look at I think that that, like
I think that concept was brought up by white people who are not used to
washing their legs. They not used to wash rags and they don't fully lather
everything anyway. But what's funny, they was like, you don't seven people
on the other side like we almost feel like we don't we bad because we
washed our legs because she was just like really like the legs right, like
shave my legs? What mean? He was like, you don't use like
a wash club a lofu? She said, the soap itzz it like because
we got the little the little African's names and it is so annoying because it's
like, thank God, because I haven't given y'all an update on jelly Bean.
Like jelly Bean is doing great. She is. We're looking hopefully by
the end of this week, she won't need her cane anymore. So she
still has to like her shower chair and shit because her balance is still off.
But she was able to wash herself. Now. I didn't have to
do anything, because Lord knows, I was so tired of having a blood
blood but flost this child. And you see, because it's like at home,
it's easier because we got like I said, so I can just you
know, but when we were actually in the hospital and have like having to
go hand between she and your kid, like it's like it's so uncomfortable,
And it's not uncomfortable as appearing because I'm like, you came out with me
wipping your ass, but it's like, I know, my baby's just in
here, like how did I get here? But yeah, I'm I'm really
really happy. Like she is doing really good. She just walked just over
half a mile on a treadmill. So they try to, you know,
push you a little bit more each day. But her progress is amazing.
But she still doesn't know that we're going to wrestling on Friday, because I
told her that because remember when they were here last year, Remember the tickets
went on sale that day or did you not see that because you had left
already. Yeah, they used to do that anyway when they know they're coming
back. So I told her, I'm like, well, you was messed
up, so I bought my ticket that day. I didn't think it was
you know whatever. I'm like, well, tell you what I'm like,
since you you know, at the point and I know you like miss riding
around in the car and stuff. When Granny dropped me off. You can
ride with her and then I'll just give her money to take you to Cheba
Hut, because I know you've been wanting Cheba Hut. She was like,
she was like, can I get the big one? I was like,
I was like, you can even get little pretzel nuggets and some kool aid.
You get whatever you want. She was like, all right, cool,
so kids, yep, glove box the utterance. I got something for
that. I got caught musty in class once and was willing to kill everybody
in that class leave me alone. Yeah, that's the whole situation, not
even just even as adult, you get caught musty one time, it never
leaves your reputation now all of a sudden, Like when you were described Mimi
the musty one yo, I was must again. It's a lot of ship
that you can put on my jacket. I do not want that one there.
I never want a motherfucker to be like, hey, do you know
why? Yeah, the fact that nigga with the dreads cool, don't say
fat musty nigga with the dreads not. I don't want to be that guy,
yo, funky one. Let me tell you something. Wine is not.
Wine is not scared of a lot of things. But I'll tell you
the top three number one snakes facts too. Number two being in the group
chat is the creepy nigga. Number three being identified as the fucking nigga.
Those are those are the three fears. So ship donk because again, like
you just said, like that ship never, I don't care how cool you
is, or how cool you think you is, or how fresh you are
the next six times I meet you, that one encounter funky. Let me
tell you something and then them the niggas always want to hug you. Where
am I hugging? Now? Bro, you musty stop giving out hugs because
now when she come hug me, I'm gonna think that she musty because she
was hugging on you. You was musty. You know how many false musty
people might have been out here in life, false musky like i'magine being accused
of being musty because you hugged a musty nigga and it wasn't you, but
no all hurt. It was the popcorn and foot smell of aice nigga she
was hugging before she got to you. Because I'm and a lot of people
like to lie because you know they are afraid of judgment or like whatever.
Like I ain't never been musty. I've definitely been caught slipping before. And
I was like, yeah, I've definitely been caught slipping before. And I
was like, I'm going home. Yeah did I pass go? I am
going home. I will try this later, like because it was one because
like I said, like rushing in the morning. So now it's like I
have ship lined up too, So now I don't forget steps because it's like
I have everything like ready to go, like when I get out, so
everything is like in one little area. But I have definitely had those point
where it's like rushing. Then when you get out the showering ship, you're
drying off, get dressed and trying to push it on and it's like you
don't. But for me, like I wouldn't put deodorant arm right away because
during that period of time it was like, you know, it's before we
got like our invisible solid joint and ship. You don't want to get that
ship like on your clothes and like on your brazen ship. So that was
my last step because I would have to do that. You know, you
pull your ship all the way out and then and then so I didn't put
on and I'm like and I was like, brouh my arm, pissess its
I already know what's next. And then it's like it's fucked up because you
getting to that point where it's like, no sudden movements, yeah, because
you don't want to agitate nothing. You don't want to you don't want to
get your body to what you're up. And then it's like, so now
you're trying not to freak out about it because you're like, damn, man,
my anxiety, go raise my body, tipperty, I gotta You're not
the ninjas and ship they just they calm their heart beating all the ship.
But no, I was like, I said, no, bro, I
said, that's me. I gotta leave. Nope, Nope, I went
home. I'm like, I will never know, like you said, you
don't want that on your jacket. Don't want it on your jacket. And
then I'm that person that people always want to come hug and ship. Hey,
y'all know means much as I feel like, let me see, Mario
said, bad breath will make you want to body somebody. I keep all
toys for this exact reason. I have known some Honey and Newport homies who
have got asked to go bust their teeth in front of women. I would
die, chick be trying to dish you, and those are to go to
little dick and funky pits of poor hygiene. Oh yeah, they always posting
the niggas draws. I'm like, but you knew them draws was crunchy beforehand.
That's why you can get BB now. I can see if like you
discovered that the draws was crunchy, and that's why you broke up with him,
because you like, I've never seen this nigga like taking draws off like
shit. And then one day, you know, y'all watching Netflix and you
kind of trip and look down at me, like, and then you break
up with him. I get it. But if you knew that bro wasn't
you know, wiping right the entire time. It's kind of because the smell
of butt is very strong, right, so there was at some point,
especially because yeah, and you know what's crazy about it, it's like I
don't Rita said shit, definitely don't leave no someone from middle school and folks
still call him a little musky dude. We there are a couple. I
actually I just I just talked to them in one of my group chests,
and I was like, dude, this guy just commented on something. And
all I remember is how much him and his sister smelled like piss when we
were in school. And and it wasn't like just like you know, a
small accident pissed like. It was like Harlem Project Hallway piss smell like I've
never even been to Harlem. But I got to just sit just embedded in
my thoughts. That's fucked up for you to put that on Harlem jacket.
I don't think. I don't think cam or Mace will appreciate that. I'm
mad you did that. That's crazy. You just think smell like piss.
No, just certain project always h as fat niggas. We're very conscious the
smells big, musty, grizzly beard nigga was starting. No, but I
told you all that fat nigga that made me grab his wei in the coat
rooms smell like butt. So yeah, it was like you out here smelling
like moist hot dogs just mm hmmm, because I don't remember because my grandpa,
So, my grandpa used to eat whole cold hot dogs at the pack,
and he wouldn't boil them. He would just get cold hot and just
eat how it smells. I'm sorry, Wieners, because you know I got
that that water in here, the hot dog water that's in the pack with
it, So it was a hot dog water that she was dealing with.
Yeah, see, as an adult, I understand all that ship from you
smell like hot dog water. This is it? Or when the motherfucker said
you smell like outside, I know what outside smell like, because recome like
if we come me in and shit, and she would not like at the
parking time, I'm like, bro, you smelled so much like outside,
especially now because I'm allergic to the outside. I really know what death smell
like. And shit, you can smell that around the corner. Mario said.
The peepee girl from elementary turned out to be fine as fuck. Now
got two dope boy baby daddies. I got stories. Hold on y'all because
I don't I don't remember what this video is. I gotta see what wanting
to say. Oh, okay, I know what that is. So we're
probably gonna close the show out with white women tears and how they really be
lying like this shit is wild. I saw this on Twitter. Actually,
I'm gonna talk about this one Twitter story. First. I don't know if
anybody saw this, but there was a woman who was unlive during a fight
with her daughters. There was a fight going on and she had a good
and I guess somebody else tried to jump in on her daughter and like she
grabbed him or something, and a guy came and like a guy killed her,
shot her. Her daughter picks up the gun and get to like,
you know, just dumping at everybody. But the woman ended up dying.
It is very tragic that this woman lost her life. But this entire time,
I'm watching her with this fucking gun in her hand. I was always
taught and I can't even have fucking guns, and I was still taught do
not pull a gun unless you intend to use it. So I feel like
she had it out for you know, intimidation purposes, and that shit did
not go her fucking way. So let this be a lesson to you.
If you do not want pistols in play, then you should probably keep that
motherfucker tucked unless you were planning on pilling a nigga's cap back. So ripizza
her. But let this be a lesson to the rest of you. So
she pulled out a gun in the middle of a fight. What the fuck?
I like, thank everybody for coming out for this episode of hostually Awkward.
This has been a great episode. The comments were on fire tonight.
I appreciate everybody. Please close the show and your ass, both of them,
please, because what the fuck? Fan? Why is it that?
Like? Why was it so long? Because the whole show I want to
read a level. I didn't want to do that to her. I didn't
care about her hearing it. But I just knew it had been brewing.
That shit probably got a shmell to it. Yeah, please hit me me
me just dropped. Yes, now I dropped ass and testing and everything that
come along with it. Why it's all of colon in this chair. Yeah
you say, if you pull it, shoot it. But yeah, so
here is this video. He says, uh ooh, my favorite white women
tears are everything. Oh wait, let me go to play that back and
say, I they can hear that on the bike because with me adjusted the
volume, I don't know if it picked it up or not. Mario,
did you actually hear that? I? Oh no, immediately. So over
the past weekend, there was a viral social media post about an alleged incident
at Hubbard Inn. Oh see you said you can't hear it. Yeah,
wait, you can't hear the video? Yeah, oh I heard that ship.
That's what I'm saying. See see this is my wrong. That was
crazy. Stop hitting the mic, Stop bumping the table. Okay, let's
start this offer. See if we can hear now. So they are grabbing
us immediately. So the video one viral on TikTok, receiving thousands of views,
shares, and comments, resulting in damages to the business staff and reputation.
You missed it? Why why the funk would you long on me like
that? You will see the video post allegations alongside real surveillance footage of the
alleged incident. So they're grabbing us immediately. They don't even give us a
chance to walk out on our own. Oh wait, okay, so this
is the video of them being calmly walked out. As you see, she
said that they were being grabbed on and pulled from the very beginning. I'm
immediately grabbed by this man and he's grabbing my arm, he's pushing me,
he's man handling me. And what is going on? What is the issue
here? Why are you why stating is that? Why are you screaming at
us? And also why are you grabbing me and man handling me and dragging
me using my bag to pull me out at all? Now this is the
close up. I'm just pushed down. He sends me flying down the staircase,
hysterical. At this point, I think I started to kind of yell,
scream back at him, kind of pushed back at him. And he
takes me a second time and shows me again and sends me flying down the
rest of the staircase. Duh, woman will about anything, dude. They
know we can't see them, right, like you know, there's footage the
end, like right, He tapped on her to tell her to go in
the right direction. She was not thrown and then she said she was thrown
down two sets of stairs. But because it was in your head being utterly
ridiculous, did you much? It escalated. So now you got all these
people leaving negative reviews and threatening them and ship because this bitch like talking about
she got tossed down two flights of fucking stairs and man handled to be excorted
from the premises. Counsel yea, she said a lot, a whole lot
of these white holes. Yes, he just told you. Oh yeah,
he had to change it because he didn't want to get suspended. Y'all still
live running the Matrix. No, this is on brand for us. We're
about to wrap up in a minute. We used to be just under three
hours or right at the point. And will mess up someone's whole life is
unnecessary and very common. Absolutely, But you know, I was in like
when I saw it, I was like, damn, what happened to her?
Like because they had the sad music and ship and I'm thinking, like,
you know, something really happened to her? And then I guess I
said, absolutely not, mm hmm, nothing happened. She lied. She
lies, She's a lie. It's a whole lie. So yeah, that
just blew me because now, like you got a business that and once ship
kind of snowballs, be hard to take it back because like I said,
now you've got all these people that left like negative reviews and ship, and
people will do that like they hear something from somebody else, don't know what's
going on, and they automatically go leaving negative reviews on like businesses, you
know, pages and ship like that Yelp reviews and ship like ship is hard
out here on fucking social media. Holy walnuts, Batman. Yep, that's
our cue when when we see this nigga come back, That's how we know
it's time to leave. And she won't be charged for lying right or something?
Yeah, because she fucking suck. It's this the created a national firestorm.
Desiree Jennings is the pretty ambassador for the Washington Redskins cheerleading squad after rare
neurological disorder called dystonia after receiving a seasonal flu shot causing dramat a spasms and
slurred speech. This so you used to be able to go sideways or bert.
Desiree and her husband told me they worried they'd never find a cure.
But look at Desiree now. We found her walking normally, playing with her
dogs, going shopping, even getting behind the wheel of a car and driving.
Hard to believe the woman we've been discreetly observing over the last few weeks
is the same woman we met during the height her remarkable improvements. Phone calls,
what's going on? It looks like you've made a complete recovery. Well,
I want to say complete recovery. I still want since we was on
the top of the white woman just lying about ship, I want to say
this with uh all due respect, that's where I want to start. You
ain't wrong, bro, Mario said, that's why I keep a witness around
white women. Yeah, they diepolic on a bitch. But to all the
people who like the lie and scam and cheat, just know, y'all ain't
got ship on Stevie Wonder. I'm just saying, Bro, he fail.
He gotta play the part. He can't just he can't just automatically see where
you're going. First of all, he gonna die with the lie. Okay,
Stevie is blind, bro, to what degree? Like Daredevil? I
like to think everybody for come this episode. Holy, it has been a
great show. We've had so much fun. It's a lot of ship we
do on this podcast that's gonna get us a trip to hell. But that
ended right there. That did it. I'm sorry I brought that up.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean for any of that to go that way.
So if you weren't able to tune in for the full live, you catch
to replay on Monday or listen to the audio episode when it drops on Tuesday
at ten am on All for streaming. Nigga said, next time we got
a home and stream and stream