It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with Jack and Corn Seo and JP Sorrow and
Ladies and Gentlemen. The gifts don't stop streaming into TLFHQ because it's the holiday
season. Twenty twenty three. It's the Lapsed Fan Christmas Show. It's that
fucking unwrappening two and the solar system continues to step up and exceed all expectations.
It's been daily stocking stuffers from your co chairs this year, and today
is no exception. Boss. What do we have in our hospital hands?
Here we go? This is from Abel Lettier. Oh, our good friend
Abel from Montreal. If I'm not mistaken from Arizona. You're doing well?
Yeah, I know I'm killing now I'm thinking of Maxine. Okay, sorry
Maxine? Who we met? A? That's right? Yes, Abel,
of course, our good friend in Arizona. That's right? What am I
saying? All right? Here we go. Look the best scissors I can
sucking find? Oh fucking hell man, what are you doing? It's like
a child's toy. Hey, like scissors that are safe for an eighteen month
old. It's a substantial box. This isn't a it's a nine pound box.
What you weighed. Well, no, it says that on the on
the on the shipping slip. Ow the hell could someone send to us?
That's nine pounds toys, dude, A big show's lunch to the co chairs.
Oh oh, open gifts first. Okay, okay, well that's unusual.
Usually we get that letter first. So here, very nicely wrapped.
I appreciate this. This is some good wrapping technique. I'm a very very
you know, I love wrapping gifts, so I'm very very So you're like
a connoisseur, yes, very much. Wow, Oh man, I'm so.
I'm so messy with it. I love it and I try not to
be, but it just ends up so padded and the bulky. And I
have it. I have it down to a science. Excellent, and I
love just squatting in front of the TV. A couple of Christmas movies on.
Oh fucking hell, bolet let it happen so much to Christmas in addition
to gift opening Day. It's a great example. Yeah, it's a month
long celebration here at tlf's and we hope for you and yours it's much the
same no matter what you celebrate. As we wrap up twenty twenty three and
in fact, unwrap this present from one of the more solid members of the
TF solar system able himself in another round with the scissors. Is that is
that the cinder block from the swerve stripling, Madam page Man, We got
able, but do we have kin? Yeah? That is the question.
That is the question. You're not able to open this thing, Jesus Christ,
and is Oh my god, there's a ton of a son of a
bitch. What the fuck is going on with this thing? I think he's
working us pal. Yeah, you're gonna open that. It'll be another box,
and that'll be another box. I'll quit after that. It's like the
uh, it's like tape from underneath too, Like what the fuck did he
do? Like the Russian nesting dolls in the Grinch cartoon? Oh? Yes,
all right, now we got a bunch of so you can see inside
there red green strips of paper, sort of like a like a popcorn if
you will. Or Spas is scooping all out right outside the camera frame so
I can't see it. What is that a bottle of what hot sauce?
Katinokatino Sauce Company trying to figure out I mean great, but I'm trying to
figure out. Is that a pun? Is that a play on words?
Is it? We get we get coffee? So this is just like an
honesty business. Well, we have a note that's going to explain it.
More Catino hot sauce, this is how Bernio or the Yeah, this is
jalapeno, and then more coffee. I love it, like some honest to
goodness local fair from them. I imagine this is going to be Yeah,
it's Arizona America's new favorite cup of coffee. Although it's from Arizona, so
I don't know. You did it World's best cup of coffee, So there's
another one, but I imagine it's the same. Oh, if we're going
to gush at the brim the side of British candies for Christmas, we might
as well get equally pumped from I'm I you know what. I have just
decided if if well, if the same thing is in here, I don't
know how, you know, I don't know if if there's a gift for
you versus me or both the same thing second similarly shaped boss here bae.
But if it is, uh, you know, I I'm gonna make a
nice breakfast burrito tomorrow morning. I can't, man, I can't do that
kind of spice, that kind of heat. I got to know exactly what
I'm getting into before I put hot sauce on something. I can't be testing
shit and finding out the hard way I'm gonna be. I'm going to make
a breakfast burrito in the morning, and I'm gonna load up on that.
You know, maybe I'll trade off. I'll do a little bit of Hobiniero
on one side, a little bit of motherfucker that one. All else fails.
Begins stabbing the package of the child's system. Ah bus with the Randy
Savage chin on his chest pose, Ah, all right, so we got
more. I'm gonna say it's probably the same stuff around around So okay,
is that the bucksom Hoff card I see looking at me, yes, like
the wallflower he always was, And I dropped that there is, okay Catino
sauce. Yeah, and the same stuff. I'm very two orders orders,
all right? Open gifts first, okay, dear coach chairs. In support
of tlf's belief that everything always comes back to food, I haven't closed two
identical packages that contain some of some of my favorite Phoenix flavors Treslechis Cafe well
not on par with their in house lottes. I still feel that that some
Mexican style brew has a rightful place in laps Vince's styrofoam cup, especially on
those live calls when the boss starts dozing off. That's so great, what
a thought. Really, seriously, it's so awesome. What a swerve.
The owner featured on the logo has been a no zoom hoff card. I
know the owner featured on the logo has been accused of okay, has been
accused of exaggerating his Hispanic background for marketing purposes on more than one occasion.
Coffee with coffee with a splash of carney makes a perfect pick me up for
the damn right fo god, he said Vince McMahon. As for the Katino
hot sauce, behind all the boxes of Decca and droll stockpiled in laps Vince's
office fridge, you'll find two bottles of Katino reserve for those lonely lunch breaks
when the rap needs a little something extra. He read mine, It's right
the clear condiment of choice at Tito's Taco stand. This locally made hot sauce
has been a favorite for many years, perfect for those seeking a taste of
that off the gridge style like style without the hassles of moving to Mexico and
disconnecting your utilities. Merry Christmas from Abel. That's so awesome hereby Declaire of
the twenty twenty three TLF Christmas Show that we are officially obsessed with local fair
christ. Yes, of course we love a good wrestling gift, you know,
Yes, we love a good you know, bit of a nod to
our shared fandom. But I'm really picking up what Abel's putting down here in
terms of like, oh, I'm ironic, just like here's where I'm from,
and I want to share it with you this holiday seasons. I love
that. I absolutely love it. This is this is very exciting. I'm
very yeah, I'm very excited about this sauce. You know. I'm I'm
preparing. I'm preparing, you're actually well, I'm preparing your gift, your
gift box of all this stuff so that we'll put it in the mail at
some point. Yeah. That's that's another thing I hope the Solar System realizes,
is they also take care of our gifts to each other. This has
got to deliver you know, something close to fifty percent of what's the what's
the coffee cinnamon something? It is cinnamon as tech spiced chocolate. Yeah,
I want that one chocolate. I'm really in a Mexican coffee chocolate Mexican drinks.
Yeah, this looks like a perverse. I want to make this tomorrow
too. Sorry, I get to do it all before you do that.
I'm not that sorry, actually not at all. Well, this is terrific,
Thank you so much. Able Wow, use distilled or purified alkaline water
for best results? Is that right? Do you have any of that on
hand? Uh? I do, actually because I have a sleep appnian machine
these days. The distilled water, you're gonna have distilled water. Although I've
been trying to make my own. But you can't make a lot. You
can't. You can't make a lot when you make you to your own water,
make your own distilled water. Yeah, oh, I see it all.
It's all condensation. That's how you base it. The stilled waters comes
from the condensations. So you fill up, you fill up a big pot
of a big pot of water. You put a smaller pot or you know,
dish inside that water, and then you make sure. You have like
a like a top that kind of that you know, has a kind of
an arch to it, and you flip it upside down put ice cubes in
it, and so when the water boils, the condensation drips down. That
is distilled water. I love that. Yeah, but like you know,
I've cleaned out my my ice, you know, my ice my freezer twice
and it's like you get like a cup and a half and distilled when fush
comes, as Jeff, so it's like, eh, well, whether it's
condensation or compensation, your coaches trying are quite quite pleased this holiday season and
deep thanks to our to our buddy out in Arizona. We love the Southwest.
And uh yeah, there's cinnamon vanilla rice made with real cinnamon bits.
It's horse shata. Sounds like rhoda. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm a
huge horshatta guy. Have you had a horse shota? Uh no, I
don't think I've ever had a horse shot. Ah, lovely had one in
Mexico and it was it was tremendous experience. I then proceeded to buy an
alsanto mask or should you not look right now, that's right, that is
correct. Maybe you know and in the spirit of Luca and the spirit of
Arizona. I'm gonna go get the mask, all right, entertain the people,
will I'll do what I can. He's literally gonna go get this mask
here. Well, you know, fans in this in the days of Christmas,
as we count down the days till the birth of what's so funny?
It looks like a cozy see see that is tremendous, Like it's a it's
a silver a silver mask with a bunch of seams, and it looks very
puffy with you know, the eye holes and the mouth hole and the nostril
hole demon asoul see senor. Well, thank you Abel and for the Luca
inspiration this holiday season. It is a play is a production of the Laps
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