WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.799 --> 00:00:12.640 It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with Jack and Corn Seo and JP Sorrow and 2 00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:18.559 Ladies and Gentlemen. The gifts don't stop streaming into TLFHQ because it's the holiday 3 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:21.879 season. Twenty twenty three. It's the Lapsed Fan Christmas Show. It's that 4 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:28.480 fucking unwrappening two and the solar system continues to step up and exceed all expectations. 5 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:32.920 It's been daily stocking stuffers from your co chairs this year, and today 6 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:36.000 is no exception. Boss. What do we have in our hospital hands? 7 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:42.000 Here we go? This is from Abel Lettier. Oh, our good friend 8 00:00:42.039 --> 00:00:46.799 Abel from Montreal. If I'm not mistaken from Arizona. You're doing well? 9 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:51.399 Yeah, I know I'm killing now I'm thinking of Maxine. Okay, sorry 10 00:00:51.479 --> 00:00:54.960 Maxine? Who we met? A? That's right? Yes, Abel, 11 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:57.039 of course, our good friend in Arizona. That's right? What am I 12 00:00:57.079 --> 00:01:02.119 saying? All right? Here we go. Look the best scissors I can 13 00:01:02.159 --> 00:01:04.079 sucking find? Oh fucking hell man, what are you doing? It's like 14 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:08.519 a child's toy. Hey, like scissors that are safe for an eighteen month 15 00:01:08.560 --> 00:01:17.920 old. It's a substantial box. This isn't a it's a nine pound box. 16 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:21.599 What you weighed. Well, no, it says that on the on 17 00:01:21.680 --> 00:01:25.640 the on the shipping slip. Ow the hell could someone send to us? 18 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:34.359 That's nine pounds toys, dude, A big show's lunch to the co chairs. 19 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:37.920 Oh oh, open gifts first. Okay, okay, well that's unusual. 20 00:01:38.159 --> 00:01:42.760 Usually we get that letter first. So here, very nicely wrapped. 21 00:01:42.760 --> 00:01:48.159 I appreciate this. This is some good wrapping technique. I'm a very very 22 00:01:48.280 --> 00:01:51.840 you know, I love wrapping gifts, so I'm very very So you're like 23 00:01:52.079 --> 00:01:55.400 a connoisseur, yes, very much. Wow, Oh man, I'm so. 24 00:01:55.560 --> 00:01:57.920 I'm so messy with it. I love it and I try not to 25 00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:02.280 be, but it just ends up so padded and the bulky. And I 26 00:02:02.319 --> 00:02:07.920 have it. I have it down to a science. Excellent, and I 27 00:02:07.959 --> 00:02:12.240 love just squatting in front of the TV. A couple of Christmas movies on. 28 00:02:12.759 --> 00:02:20.719 Oh fucking hell, bolet let it happen so much to Christmas in addition 29 00:02:20.759 --> 00:02:23.639 to gift opening Day. It's a great example. Yeah, it's a month 30 00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:28.120 long celebration here at tlf's and we hope for you and yours it's much the 31 00:02:28.120 --> 00:02:31.879 same no matter what you celebrate. As we wrap up twenty twenty three and 32 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:36.159 in fact, unwrap this present from one of the more solid members of the 33 00:02:36.159 --> 00:02:45.000 TF solar system able himself in another round with the scissors. Is that is 34 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:52.879 that the cinder block from the swerve stripling, Madam page Man, We got 35 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:55.080 able, but do we have kin? Yeah? That is the question. 36 00:02:55.240 --> 00:03:00.599 That is the question. You're not able to open this thing, Jesus Christ, 37 00:03:00.639 --> 00:03:05.560 and is Oh my god, there's a ton of a son of a 38 00:03:05.599 --> 00:03:08.080 bitch. What the fuck is going on with this thing? I think he's 39 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:12.680 working us pal. Yeah, you're gonna open that. It'll be another box, 40 00:03:12.680 --> 00:03:16.199 and that'll be another box. I'll quit after that. It's like the 41 00:03:16.319 --> 00:03:20.319 uh, it's like tape from underneath too, Like what the fuck did he 42 00:03:20.400 --> 00:03:23.159 do? Like the Russian nesting dolls in the Grinch cartoon? Oh? Yes, 43 00:03:24.439 --> 00:03:28.479 all right, now we got a bunch of so you can see inside 44 00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:36.120 there red green strips of paper, sort of like a like a popcorn if 45 00:03:36.159 --> 00:03:43.240 you will. Or Spas is scooping all out right outside the camera frame so 46 00:03:43.280 --> 00:03:49.080 I can't see it. What is that a bottle of what hot sauce? 47 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:57.120 Katinokatino Sauce Company trying to figure out I mean great, but I'm trying to 48 00:03:57.120 --> 00:03:58.960 figure out. Is that a pun? Is that a play on words? 49 00:03:59.039 --> 00:04:04.919 Is it? We get we get coffee? So this is just like an 50 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:08.800 honesty business. Well, we have a note that's going to explain it. 51 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:12.919 More Catino hot sauce, this is how Bernio or the Yeah, this is 52 00:04:12.960 --> 00:04:21.439 jalapeno, and then more coffee. I love it, like some honest to 53 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:27.519 goodness local fair from them. I imagine this is going to be Yeah, 54 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:32.879 it's Arizona America's new favorite cup of coffee. Although it's from Arizona, so 55 00:04:32.920 --> 00:04:42.439 I don't know. You did it World's best cup of coffee, So there's 56 00:04:42.439 --> 00:04:46.279 another one, but I imagine it's the same. Oh, if we're going 57 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:50.519 to gush at the brim the side of British candies for Christmas, we might 58 00:04:50.560 --> 00:04:55.439 as well get equally pumped from I'm I you know what. I have just 59 00:04:55.519 --> 00:04:58.720 decided if if well, if the same thing is in here, I don't 60 00:04:58.720 --> 00:05:01.680 know how, you know, I don't know if if there's a gift for 61 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:10.240 you versus me or both the same thing second similarly shaped boss here bae. 62 00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:14.040 But if it is, uh, you know, I I'm gonna make a 63 00:05:14.879 --> 00:05:19.079 nice breakfast burrito tomorrow morning. I can't, man, I can't do that 64 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:23.720 kind of spice, that kind of heat. I got to know exactly what 65 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:27.560 I'm getting into before I put hot sauce on something. I can't be testing 66 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:29.920 shit and finding out the hard way I'm gonna be. I'm going to make 67 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:31.439 a breakfast burrito in the morning, and I'm gonna load up on that. 68 00:05:32.879 --> 00:05:38.040 You know, maybe I'll trade off. I'll do a little bit of Hobiniero 69 00:05:38.120 --> 00:05:45.040 on one side, a little bit of motherfucker that one. All else fails. 70 00:05:45.079 --> 00:05:53.519 Begins stabbing the package of the child's system. Ah bus with the Randy 71 00:05:53.519 --> 00:06:00.439 Savage chin on his chest pose, Ah, all right, so we got 72 00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:11.079 more. I'm gonna say it's probably the same stuff around around So okay, 73 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:21.160 is that the bucksom Hoff card I see looking at me, yes, like 74 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:31.920 the wallflower he always was, And I dropped that there is, okay Catino 75 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:36.279 sauce. Yeah, and the same stuff. I'm very two orders orders, 76 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:45.920 all right? Open gifts first, okay, dear coach chairs. In support 77 00:06:45.959 --> 00:06:51.439 of tlf's belief that everything always comes back to food, I haven't closed two 78 00:06:51.439 --> 00:06:59.639 identical packages that contain some of some of my favorite Phoenix flavors Treslechis Cafe well 79 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:02.839 not on par with their in house lottes. I still feel that that some 80 00:07:02.920 --> 00:07:09.079 Mexican style brew has a rightful place in laps Vince's styrofoam cup, especially on 81 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:13.439 those live calls when the boss starts dozing off. That's so great, what 82 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:16.480 a thought. Really, seriously, it's so awesome. What a swerve. 83 00:07:17.279 --> 00:07:26.480 The owner featured on the logo has been a no zoom hoff card. I 84 00:07:26.600 --> 00:07:35.399 know the owner featured on the logo has been accused of okay, has been 85 00:07:35.439 --> 00:07:43.839 accused of exaggerating his Hispanic background for marketing purposes on more than one occasion. 86 00:07:44.959 --> 00:07:48.600 Coffee with coffee with a splash of carney makes a perfect pick me up for 87 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:59.920 the damn right fo god, he said Vince McMahon. As for the Katino 88 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:05.519 hot sauce, behind all the boxes of Decca and droll stockpiled in laps Vince's 89 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:09.959 office fridge, you'll find two bottles of Katino reserve for those lonely lunch breaks 90 00:08:11.240 --> 00:08:15.759 when the rap needs a little something extra. He read mine, It's right 91 00:08:16.160 --> 00:08:22.120 the clear condiment of choice at Tito's Taco stand. This locally made hot sauce 92 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:24.720 has been a favorite for many years, perfect for those seeking a taste of 93 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:30.920 that off the gridge style like style without the hassles of moving to Mexico and 94 00:08:30.959 --> 00:08:39.919 disconnecting your utilities. Merry Christmas from Abel. That's so awesome hereby Declaire of 95 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:45.080 the twenty twenty three TLF Christmas Show that we are officially obsessed with local fair 96 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:50.600 christ. Yes, of course we love a good wrestling gift, you know, 97 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:54.039 Yes, we love a good you know, bit of a nod to 98 00:08:54.120 --> 00:09:00.360 our shared fandom. But I'm really picking up what Abel's putting down here in 99 00:09:00.440 --> 00:09:03.000 terms of like, oh, I'm ironic, just like here's where I'm from, 100 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:07.559 and I want to share it with you this holiday seasons. I love 101 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:09.720 that. I absolutely love it. This is this is very exciting. I'm 102 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:15.440 very yeah, I'm very excited about this sauce. You know. I'm I'm 103 00:09:15.480 --> 00:09:18.840 preparing. I'm preparing, you're actually well, I'm preparing your gift, your 104 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:22.480 gift box of all this stuff so that we'll put it in the mail at 105 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:24.519 some point. Yeah. That's that's another thing I hope the Solar System realizes, 106 00:09:24.559 --> 00:09:28.600 is they also take care of our gifts to each other. This has 107 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:33.840 got to deliver you know, something close to fifty percent of what's the what's 108 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:43.039 the coffee cinnamon something? It is cinnamon as tech spiced chocolate. Yeah, 109 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:50.159 I want that one chocolate. I'm really in a Mexican coffee chocolate Mexican drinks. 110 00:09:50.519 --> 00:09:54.120 Yeah, this looks like a perverse. I want to make this tomorrow 111 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:58.240 too. Sorry, I get to do it all before you do that. 112 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:01.279 I'm not that sorry, actually not at all. Well, this is terrific, 113 00:10:01.320 --> 00:10:07.039 Thank you so much. Able Wow, use distilled or purified alkaline water 114 00:10:07.120 --> 00:10:09.720 for best results? Is that right? Do you have any of that on 115 00:10:09.759 --> 00:10:13.480 hand? Uh? I do, actually because I have a sleep appnian machine 116 00:10:13.799 --> 00:10:18.000 these days. The distilled water, you're gonna have distilled water. Although I've 117 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:20.799 been trying to make my own. But you can't make a lot. You 118 00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:26.480 can't. You can't make a lot when you make you to your own water, 119 00:10:26.519 --> 00:10:28.240 make your own distilled water. Yeah, oh, I see it all. 120 00:10:30.039 --> 00:10:31.639 It's all condensation. That's how you base it. The stilled waters comes 121 00:10:31.639 --> 00:10:35.720 from the condensations. So you fill up, you fill up a big pot 122 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:39.840 of a big pot of water. You put a smaller pot or you know, 123 00:10:41.080 --> 00:10:46.120 dish inside that water, and then you make sure. You have like 124 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:50.840 a like a top that kind of that you know, has a kind of 125 00:10:50.840 --> 00:10:54.639 an arch to it, and you flip it upside down put ice cubes in 126 00:10:54.720 --> 00:11:00.559 it, and so when the water boils, the condensation drips down. That 127 00:11:00.720 --> 00:11:05.240 is distilled water. I love that. Yeah, but like you know, 128 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:09.240 I've cleaned out my my ice, you know, my ice my freezer twice 129 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:13.720 and it's like you get like a cup and a half and distilled when fush 130 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:18.120 comes, as Jeff, so it's like, eh, well, whether it's 131 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:22.559 condensation or compensation, your coaches trying are quite quite pleased this holiday season and 132 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:26.720 deep thanks to our to our buddy out in Arizona. We love the Southwest. 133 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:33.519 And uh yeah, there's cinnamon vanilla rice made with real cinnamon bits. 134 00:11:33.600 --> 00:11:35.519 It's horse shata. Sounds like rhoda. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm a 135 00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:39.360 huge horshatta guy. Have you had a horse shota? Uh no, I 136 00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:41.519 don't think I've ever had a horse shot. Ah, lovely had one in 137 00:11:41.559 --> 00:11:46.120 Mexico and it was it was tremendous experience. I then proceeded to buy an 138 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:50.679 alsanto mask or should you not look right now, that's right, that is 139 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:54.120 correct. Maybe you know and in the spirit of Luca and the spirit of 140 00:11:54.879 --> 00:12:00.360 Arizona. I'm gonna go get the mask, all right, entertain the people, 141 00:12:00.360 --> 00:12:03.960 will I'll do what I can. He's literally gonna go get this mask 142 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:09.000 here. Well, you know, fans in this in the days of Christmas, 143 00:12:09.039 --> 00:12:22.720 as we count down the days till the birth of what's so funny? 144 00:12:26.080 --> 00:12:35.159 It looks like a cozy see see that is tremendous, Like it's a it's 145 00:12:35.159 --> 00:12:39.320 a silver a silver mask with a bunch of seams, and it looks very 146 00:12:39.320 --> 00:12:45.039 puffy with you know, the eye holes and the mouth hole and the nostril 147 00:12:45.080 --> 00:12:52.399 hole demon asoul see senor. Well, thank you Abel and for the Luca 148 00:12:52.440 --> 00:12:58.159 inspiration this holiday season. It is a play is a production of the Laps 149 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:01.639 Entertainment Group. Its content is intended for private use only.