WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.199 --> 00:00:19.440 What if I told you the listener mail didn't have to come with a part 2 00:00:19.480 --> 00:00:24.320 of every episode. What if I said the powers within your reach to have 3 00:00:24.480 --> 00:00:30.920 listener mail brought to you completely independent of new wage bullsh or old timey ghost 4 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:37.399 stories. What if I told you you had a choice between listener mail in 5 00:00:37.479 --> 00:00:43.119 the episode or listener mail by itself. That's right. You can have listener 6 00:00:43.159 --> 00:00:46.759 mail entirely separate, none of the fat, none of the calories. We've 7 00:00:46.799 --> 00:00:51.960 removed all of it, and it's nothing but pure nutritious listener mail going straight 8 00:00:52.079 --> 00:00:56.960 into your ear canal stop trying to answer the listener mail, and answer the 9 00:00:57.079 --> 00:01:07.120 listener mail. We had to debone a listener mail and deprit and call it 10 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:11.319 a notary. Uh hello everyone, I'm David Stecco, I'm David Flora, 11 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:19.560 and welcome to Blurry Photos listener mail supplement. Uh So, we thought that 12 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:23.239 we could fit listener mail and an episode all into one thing, and it 13 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:29.719 became this enormous juggernaut. Oh yeah, it just it just has so much 14 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:32.840 momentum. We couldn't stop it. Yeah, it really did, and so 15 00:01:32.879 --> 00:01:41.519 we couldn't thank you. Uh So, we we decided to pull it out. 16 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:51.439 So you. You may you're welcome. Um, so we decided to 17 00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:57.799 make it an extrasode, a supplemental uh yeah, an independent entity. Yeah, 18 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:00.200 like we do. So you may even hear us reference the episode in 19 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:02.439 there, because when we recorded it, we thought, oh, we'll keep 20 00:02:02.480 --> 00:02:07.799 all this together. Yeah. But you also may have noticed that the episode 21 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:10.439 was, you know, encroaching on an hour and a half. Yeah, 22 00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:16.000 yeah, that's all start out of time spent old timing tale talking. Yeah, 23 00:02:16.039 --> 00:02:20.840 so and so, yeah, so and so. Now here's all of 24 00:02:20.840 --> 00:02:23.800 the listener mail because we're really really committed to keeping it up to date. 25 00:02:23.919 --> 00:02:27.360 And that's I say that while I laugh, but I mean it because it 26 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:30.360 makes me very uneasy when we have old listener mail rattling around in our cupboard. 27 00:02:31.960 --> 00:02:37.240 So let me kick this off right now with email from Sheila. She 28 00:02:37.319 --> 00:02:39.120 has a pretty big deal. She knows a lot of pretty cool people. 29 00:02:39.759 --> 00:02:46.039 Um. She may be loosely associated with Ken Hype. She may occasionally distance 30 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:51.479 herself from him. I don't know, but she makes a really good point. 31 00:02:51.879 --> 00:02:53.840 Actually, she makes several really good points. First of all, she 32 00:02:53.919 --> 00:03:01.680 often does as she often does, maybe one of the best dread listeners. 33 00:03:01.719 --> 00:03:06.680 It's instantly embarrassing when I think, when I think back to the things we 34 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:10.960 say, falling on ears as erudite as hers. But she says, there 35 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:15.439 is zombie novel set on a cruise ship. Of course, it's called C 36 00:03:15.639 --> 00:03:20.599 Sick. It's by Ian rob Wright, and uh, Sheilla liked it. 37 00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:23.199 She said it's worth it, worth read, worth a read. So so 38 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:25.199 look it up, give and rob Wright and C. Sick. I get 39 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:30.039 it. And she also brought up the fact that we didn't talk about dreams 40 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:32.240 that reflect your actual physical state. And I think we all know. It's 41 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:37.840 the dream where you're trying to find a bathroom in Sheila's case, can't find 42 00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:40.719 it, find a clean working toilet with privacy, you know, which is 43 00:03:40.759 --> 00:03:45.360 the holy grail of when you have to pee, and and thank god your 44 00:03:45.439 --> 00:03:46.520 dreams, like, no, you didn't find it, because that's how you 45 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:52.000 don't be yourself in dreams. But it's true, that's a huge part of 46 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:54.439 it. Or or you have that dream where your hand hurts and when you 47 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:59.560 wake up you realize that you've you've curled it under you or something you know, 48 00:03:59.680 --> 00:04:03.680 like yeah, that that that that intrusion of real data into your dream 49 00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:06.840 that your brain tries to incorporate. That's a that's a really good point. 50 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:12.639 The most dangerous game to play is the pe game, though, and if 51 00:04:12.680 --> 00:04:16.360 you get a sense of satisfaction at all, game over. Man, do 52 00:04:16.439 --> 00:04:20.680 you guys want to know an embarrassing story to make this episode this extrasode really 53 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:27.480 worth your while? No? Next up? True story? Uh. My 54 00:04:27.560 --> 00:04:31.839 first girlfriend, a very lovely and extraordinarily patient woman named Alison. This crashing 55 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:36.360 at her house. This is when I was in college and I totes wet 56 00:04:36.399 --> 00:04:44.000 the bed and I was like, what the do I do now? Because 57 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:47.639 I had the dream. I had the dream and I found the toilet and 58 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:53.040 it wasn't like a full on like you know, like I think I'd peed, 59 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:56.560 just a small amount. And then was like what shut it down? 60 00:04:57.000 --> 00:05:01.800 Oh? Yeah? But then I was like what I do? So I 61 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:05.639 I proceeded. I refused to move. I just laid in her bed. 62 00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:10.279 She's like, it's like eleven, you want to get up now? And 63 00:05:10.360 --> 00:05:16.120 I was like no, I just like stayed there and blocked it off until 64 00:05:16.199 --> 00:05:20.839 I felt that it had dried appropriately. Oh wow, what an awkward thing. 65 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:26.279 Yeah that happened to me. Well done, Yeah, that's that's okay. 66 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:32.519 Um, spoilers, I did not marry that girl. Man. Yeah, 67 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:36.439 so that's that's that's a kind of embarrassing admission. So enjoy that, 68 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:40.199 everybody. I hope you enjoyed the rich flavor of that. Even as I 69 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:43.079 say this, I'm like, am I gonna regret to me? That snoring? 70 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:45.079 So that's how you know it's a good one. There you go. 71 00:05:46.360 --> 00:05:49.120 Also, Sheila hits us with one last final, very important point. Okay, 72 00:05:49.759 --> 00:05:54.680 and she's right, damn it, She's right. If I wasn't already 73 00:05:54.720 --> 00:06:00.399 thrice convicted into the penalty box next episode, everyone, penalty box, it's 74 00:06:00.399 --> 00:06:05.240 happening. I'm going there, Flora, write me a letter because I'm not 75 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:10.399 coming out for a long time to say, Uh, Sheila is right and 76 00:06:10.519 --> 00:06:12.920 like so much so that I if I wasn't already going, I would take 77 00:06:12.959 --> 00:06:17.839 the penalty box for this. The winner of the miscripted context should get an 78 00:06:17.879 --> 00:06:24.240 acceptance speech. It's a great point. And weren't not for the fact that 79 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:29.120 we love Jeff's the talking mongoose so much And yes, maybe we just assigned 80 00:06:29.160 --> 00:06:31.319 the voice that we already do all the damn time to him. It doesn't 81 00:06:31.360 --> 00:06:35.160 matter. I mean, he's already he already played the speed dating game. 82 00:06:35.839 --> 00:06:41.639 Um, but yeah, he should have gotten an acceptance and he should have 83 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:46.480 gotten an acceptance speech. He should have gotten a vasectomy speech. He really 84 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:49.160 should have gotten that, and we robbed that from him. But I'm I 85 00:06:49.199 --> 00:06:56.279 am totally certain we're gonna be hearing more from Jeff the talking mongoose that, 86 00:06:56.680 --> 00:07:00.000 yeah, you have to and if he doesn't uphold the deal, didn we 87 00:07:00.079 --> 00:07:03.839 kick his ass to the curb and the runner up winds Yeah, which was 88 00:07:04.399 --> 00:07:12.959 the the not the squawk, it was the manticor man. So Jeff, 89 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:16.040 you have obligations. Yeah, we got a lot of We got a lot 90 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:20.160 of juice out of the bat squatch last year. Jeff, you got your 91 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:27.040 work cut out for you. Thank you. Sheila, Oh, nothing nothing 92 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:30.680 quenches after a long, hard day of translating on the United States base in 93 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:39.439 Okinawa. Then a nice lukewarm glass of second Wait, what I must have 94 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:48.600 been my imagination. I've had such a damn it get in the basement. 95 00:07:50.680 --> 00:08:03.360 I got so frightened I started screaming orders in English. John Zilla, Oh 96 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:07.480 he's got a puns. Bring it out of the ocean, right up on 97 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:11.680 the beach. John hits us with this. When I get really stressed and 98 00:08:11.759 --> 00:08:15.839 my chee is messed up. Sometimes I like to relax and get into a 99 00:08:15.879 --> 00:08:20.240 meditative state and pop open a bottle of Champagne. I call this my crystal 100 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:28.959 healing. Oh bling blink blink blink blink, bling bling blink, bling, 101 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:43.360 bling, blinking. Mind's the worst, Thanks Zilla, Thanks Mecca john Zillah. 102 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:46.840 And that reminds me. I mean, I know, Mecca john Zilla 103 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:52.440 has been floating around the Eastern Seaboard for a while. Here. I just 104 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:56.480 I can't help but think that goth Zilla is down, slumbering beneath the death, 105 00:08:56.879 --> 00:09:01.559 waiting for the right moment to unleas. Just this torrent of puns and 106 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:09.320 god zella. Yeah, come back to us, cuff Silla, Oh Dave, 107 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:13.879 Yeah, can you roll that D twenty for me? Are you sure 108 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:16.039 you want me to do that? Oh? Yeah, Okay, here's the 109 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:26.960 sound of that dice rolling. What the results of mind blowing? You know? 110 00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:30.480 Did you see like I just did, The way that dice turned out? 111 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:39.240 Looks like your level three mindless focus succeeded. Yes, mindless focus hits 112 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:45.080 us up with something interesting, something I think you'll find particularly interesting. Day, 113 00:09:45.200 --> 00:09:48.240 Sweet, I like things that I find interesting. That's right. Definition 114 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:54.799 he hereby sentences you to the penalty box. Oh, he says, in 115 00:09:54.840 --> 00:10:01.960 supplemental episode three, you said that leeches weren't still used in medicine. You 116 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:05.559 know, he's right, He's right, he's right. They are to this 117 00:10:05.639 --> 00:10:07.559 day are to this day, they are excellent at debreed mint. They also 118 00:10:07.799 --> 00:10:13.000 use bot fly larvae for a medical debreedment. And yes, he's right. 119 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:16.000 Thank god, I'm already going to the penalty box. Now. I know 120 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:20.159 the last time we did this, I said, yes, I have to 121 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:24.039 go to the penalty box. In the next episode. You have to understand. 122 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:28.360 There's there's, there's a there's You guys have to hear now how the 123 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:33.440 sausage gets made a little bit. Um. We record episodes um, and 124 00:10:33.519 --> 00:10:35.840 to keep a more regular schedule, we record episodes. But then we always 125 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:39.840 want we want the listener. We've we've gone over this before. We want 126 00:10:39.879 --> 00:10:43.320 the listener mail to be hot and fresh. I am going to the penalty 127 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:52.600 box not only for my sins against us leeches, but also, um, 128 00:10:52.679 --> 00:10:56.000 I've been convicted on previous crimes as well. I am going to the penalty 129 00:10:56.000 --> 00:11:01.000 box on the next episode we record. There is a penalty boxing, there 130 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:05.840 will be a reckoning. I have now two convictions, and um there's now 131 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:09.799 from the moment this episode drops, there's gonna be about forty eight hours, 132 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:13.679 and I want the listeners to determine this does does two convictions, both of 133 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:16.840 which have stood up in a court of law. I will pay my debt 134 00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:24.759 to society. Does that mean one really big or very difficult penalty box or 135 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:30.879 two concurrent regular penalty boxes? Tough call? So in you once when if 136 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:33.559 you're listening to this, if this is the day it comes out, you 137 00:11:33.679 --> 00:11:35.480 got about forty eight hours to write in and tell me how you think it 138 00:11:35.480 --> 00:11:39.559 should go. I'm you know, the justice system is the will of the 139 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:43.840 people. So yes, you are one hundred percent right. Even as I 140 00:11:43.879 --> 00:11:48.159 said it, I was like, there's a loophole there, but I was 141 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:52.480 a little drunk, so I just kept on trucking. One last thing from 142 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:56.440 old mindless focus here, huh. He challenges us wish he would have been 143 00:11:56.440 --> 00:12:01.679 a little bit more mindless on that particular occasion. Challenges us to find a 144 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:09.519 new intro for mindless focuses emails that doesn't involve D and d M. You 145 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:11.679 got it, I hope I hope you like us making fun of hippies going 146 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:15.720 forward. That means you have to write back. Yeah, yeah, it's 147 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:20.480 a two way street. Thanks, mindless Focus, grudging, thank you, 148 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:24.039 mindless focus. Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna be working on an extra 149 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:33.399 special spicy intro for you going forward. But don't worry. Don't worry, 150 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:37.200 mindless Focus, because no matter what you do, or how many times you 151 00:12:37.240 --> 00:12:43.000 may send me to the penalty box, you still will not ever be the 152 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:48.840 worst man. For you. See, that job is taken by Adam. 153 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:54.080 Could it be the world's worst man? Adam hits us up with the following 154 00:12:54.120 --> 00:13:01.200 short missive, followed by a pique after dinner pun who cleanses the peat or 155 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:07.600 filthy? Is it? Adam also a giant pro wrestling fan. Oh really 156 00:13:07.679 --> 00:13:11.200 liked our our opener, likes the Matho Man and the Pundertaker. Hey you 157 00:13:11.279 --> 00:13:16.600 give Josie a cale? Yeah exactly. Uh and and listen, I don't 158 00:13:16.679 --> 00:13:18.799 you know what I was going to read this part, Adam, but I'm 159 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:22.559 not. I want you to keep it because I want the pun you just 160 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:26.440 described. Regarding Crystal healing and pro wrestling. I'm not even going to describe 161 00:13:26.440 --> 00:13:31.720 it because it steals it. So so I'm I'm returning to send her Adam, 162 00:13:31.879 --> 00:13:33.960 I want that pun. Okay, I want that pun. I'm not 163 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:39.320 even going to mention it. The the the character in question, that the 164 00:13:39.320 --> 00:13:45.480 tools that that you think we are not familiar with, we are familiar with, 165 00:13:45.600 --> 00:13:48.080 yes, and how Yeah, So by all means, I hope to 166 00:13:48.159 --> 00:13:50.639 keep it cryptic for the rest of the listeners. But yeah, sind Sin, 167 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:54.600 go on and craft that that pun and send it to us. Well, 168 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:56.919 we'll know, we know, we got you. Now it's time for 169 00:13:56.960 --> 00:14:01.879 pun time. Uh time. It looks like Adam the Worst Man got sick 170 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:05.559 and tired of being the worst man. Maybe maybe he was. It was 171 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:07.519 like, no, I'm find being the worst man. I want to continue 172 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:09.240 to be the worst man, regardless of the reason. He went to see 173 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:13.519 a crystal healer just the other week and noticed that in the healer's collection, 174 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:16.960 one of the boxes just had one type of crystal in particular, but it 175 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:20.720 came in a variety of shapes and colors and sizes. Some of them were 176 00:14:20.759 --> 00:14:26.120 milky, some were smoky, some were even a rose red in color. 177 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:28.600 And I asked him, you know, like, do you just use that 178 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:33.320 kind? Do you use that kind for pretty much anything, and he replied, 179 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:39.519 of course I do. Oh yeah, that's a pun. Is that 180 00:14:39.639 --> 00:14:46.600 is a pun? You have filled the definition worst man best pun. Thanks 181 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:50.360 Adam. Moving on, you've got homework to do. I heard from Darren 182 00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:54.840 uh huh shoots us a heads up about the HP Lovecraft Historical Society. And 183 00:14:54.879 --> 00:15:01.879 they're lovecrafty in versions of Fiddler on the Roof, some holiday music radio dramas 184 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:07.240 and a rock opera. Sounds like it's uh it is a part alley. 185 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:13.000 So you're part of the old ones asleep at the bottom of the sea. 186 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:22.879 They so great to see you again. Oh, pottles off the shaga. 187 00:15:26.960 --> 00:15:35.120 Thank you, Darren Tiberius. Thanks Darren. Uh you know, we really 188 00:15:35.480 --> 00:15:41.200 new rule. Oh new rule. We're not reading all the listener mail anymore. 189 00:15:41.360 --> 00:15:45.159 Okay, yeah, yeah, I got a fucking email from Danny Giblets, 190 00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:52.480 so king skipping, skipping it. I'm not gonna read any Danny Giblets 191 00:15:52.480 --> 00:15:56.720 bullshit. You gotta be fair man. You can't discriminate just based on somebody's 192 00:15:56.799 --> 00:16:00.320 name and your hatred for them. Oh what if? What if the guy's 193 00:16:00.360 --> 00:16:03.399 name is Hitler? Yeah? I took it there instantly. Well, what 194 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:06.679 if we got an email from Hitler? We would not instantly read it. 195 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:12.559 That would be too amazing not to read it. Oh god, fine, 196 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:18.320 fine, ladies and gentlemen, world news being made. We have a missive 197 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:22.559 from Hitler. Okay, okay, this isn't no, it's fine, I'll 198 00:16:22.600 --> 00:16:26.320 read it. Okay. Doesn't mean we love him, doesn't mean we stand 199 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:32.120 behind what he does. Yeah, Danny Gibletz writes us in with the following, 200 00:16:32.440 --> 00:16:38.000 Oh, I like poop, let me see that. Let's see. 201 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:48.919 No, what's he say? For reals? Um? Okay, for reals? 202 00:16:48.039 --> 00:16:53.279 Puns? He's better be good puns. Giblets start to cleaning up after 203 00:16:53.320 --> 00:17:02.240 you. Oh damn it, what he's doing. He's doing a good job 204 00:17:02.279 --> 00:17:07.400 of getting back in the good graces because they are super useless superpowers my favorite 205 00:17:07.400 --> 00:17:12.839 things. Oh okay, Danny, I wish I could quit. You play 206 00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:18.000 me like a fiddle. Um. Deceptive dermis the ability to turn only your 207 00:17:18.039 --> 00:17:29.480 skin invisible, so useless you could play burden victims in movies. Oh man, 208 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:37.240 um, the man who played for dinner? Wow? Wow, No, 209 00:17:37.359 --> 00:17:41.480 these are his puns. Okay, this is a time. How about 210 00:17:41.519 --> 00:17:47.680 hyper normalcy, the ability to be exactly average at everything. Just I am 211 00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:49.799 just oh my gosh, we'd make you an outfit in your name would be 212 00:17:49.799 --> 00:18:00.839 Bell Curve. I grudgingly thank you, Danny. But Danny also hits up 213 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:03.599 with with this fun fact apparently in Michigan, Ohio, and Connecticut. There 214 00:18:03.599 --> 00:18:08.160 in Michigan, Ohio and Connecticut, there's an urban legend about a group of 215 00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:14.519 large headed mutants called the melon heads. Huh yeah, all right, bund 216 00:18:14.519 --> 00:18:19.359 of damn o'melon heads. I'm gonna get them kick the as. We're quickly 217 00:18:19.400 --> 00:18:30.359 filling up a quiver of weird folks. Good twenty fifteen Misscrypted contests. There's 218 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:32.720 a there's a lot of you know, there's a blue people of Kentucky. 219 00:18:33.599 --> 00:18:37.119 Yeah, those aren't cryptids. That's a real thing. Well, I'm not 220 00:18:37.160 --> 00:18:40.960 saying they have to be cryptids. It's just a weird phenomenon and just people 221 00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:44.000 that need to be rounded up. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you reading 222 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:52.839 Hitler's letter? You disgust me? Flora, it's historically heard from New New 223 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:57.480 to the podcast h Crary. Oh quite contrary. No, we get some 224 00:18:57.559 --> 00:19:02.119 really interesting names in here. Yeah, Craarry is an interesting name. It 225 00:19:02.160 --> 00:19:06.799 isn't interesting. He even tells me how to pronounce it. It rhymes with 226 00:19:06.880 --> 00:19:10.720 prairie. Okay, and he's a dude. Nice way to go. Anyways, 227 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:14.319 thanks for writing, Nan, he says. He says he just discovered 228 00:19:14.359 --> 00:19:18.680 us and is addicted things that we love, people that love us top of 229 00:19:18.680 --> 00:19:23.039 the list, gives us, gives us a couple of show suggestions, which 230 00:19:23.039 --> 00:19:27.680 are who wonderful? Will put those in the old pocket, and says he 231 00:19:27.720 --> 00:19:33.440 likes that we got a good balance of open minded paranormal and skepticism in there. 232 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:41.359 So and angry asshole, angry ashole. Glad you found us, Craarry, 233 00:19:41.480 --> 00:19:44.880 and keep on listening. Hope, hope, as you're going back through 234 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:51.720 the old archives, nothing to offends you and you go away. I always 235 00:19:51.720 --> 00:19:53.200 have the fear that that's going to happen to somebody. Wow, they're like, 236 00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:56.440 oh my god, you guys are great. What did you just say? 237 00:19:56.480 --> 00:19:57.240 I mean, there's that pithy thing like, well, if you're not 238 00:19:57.240 --> 00:20:00.720 offending anybody, you know, you could try harder, which which seems stupid. 239 00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:04.519 St pithy, that's stupid. Yeah, Well, anyways, thanks for 240 00:20:04.599 --> 00:20:11.960 writing, Chris. Hey do you see that banana over there? I've always 241 00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:17.839 wanted to know what a banana looks like on the inside. If there's only 242 00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:21.400 one way to do that, and that's to pay it, I'd like to 243 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:29.839 peel the banana with my band. That's disgusting. No, it's dark, 244 00:20:30.480 --> 00:20:38.799 dark sociopath of the fruit bawl. I like that. He's slowly becoming like 245 00:20:38.839 --> 00:20:45.240 a creepy James Bond. Yeah. Oh man, hello, dark lemon or 246 00:20:45.359 --> 00:20:52.680 as they say in England. Hello, they have said that in England. 247 00:20:52.720 --> 00:20:56.279 You're right, he's got ponds, ponds, ponds, dark ponds. Oh, 248 00:20:56.319 --> 00:21:00.599 he's a big fan of the show and really liked our black episode. 249 00:21:00.599 --> 00:21:03.400 But did we know that there's a There's documented evidence that he was not truly 250 00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:07.720 fearless. There are accounts that he would wake screaming and drenched in sweat in 251 00:21:07.759 --> 00:21:12.160 his cabin. He'd be screeching, moming and ranting about dark canvas over his 252 00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:18.359 head and the smell of burlap. This nautical phobia was called laelasia phobia or 253 00:21:18.640 --> 00:21:25.359 sack feared. Yeah, he's afraid of Oh you think that's done wrong. 254 00:21:25.519 --> 00:21:27.200 Oh. This is probably one of the things that led him to try to 255 00:21:27.240 --> 00:21:30.759 retire at one point, perhaps thinking the change of pace would calm his poor 256 00:21:30.839 --> 00:21:37.000 frazzled and smoking nerves. One company he set up in a nine piratey fashion. 257 00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:45.440 Hello, my name is Edward. Nothing in this business will be reminiscent 258 00:21:45.519 --> 00:21:52.200 of f excuse me, rude piracy. I'd like to I'd like to journey 259 00:21:52.279 --> 00:22:03.880 forth on it, investment, venture struggles anything. One company set up in 260 00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:07.319 a non pirraty fashion, was an enterprise to clear the way to prepare ground 261 00:22:07.319 --> 00:22:15.680 for new railway lines. The workers affectionately dubbed him Captain Track cleared. Sounds 262 00:22:15.720 --> 00:22:22.000 like it was a little piraty. It was a little pirridy. Oh man, 263 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:26.559 that's all the time. That's right. Also, let's he really liked 264 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:30.359 the El Dorado episode. Oh yeah, excellent stuff, especially about how some 265 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:34.240 of the conquistadors were told that the city was always much just almost there, 266 00:22:34.279 --> 00:22:37.720 just a little further on. Um, did you hear that one guy ended 267 00:22:37.759 --> 00:22:42.000 up in Minneapolis? Who yeah, and there wasn't much there, just to 268 00:22:42.000 --> 00:22:47.480 found an old woman called Missus Gunderson, not C. F. Gunderson, 269 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:51.440 Oh, Missus Gunderson, who insisted on telling him the story of how she 270 00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:56.480 wants how she was once running a murder investigation while pregnant. Apparently he'd found 271 00:22:57.079 --> 00:23:03.759 elder Fargo. Wow, that's some upper division punning. Yeah, it really 272 00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:10.680 is. Wow. And he's got a superpower wow, complete invulnerability to things 273 00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:14.599 that are only rarely harmful, like eating peanuts or licking a nine bolt battery. 274 00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:21.160 I like that. And he entreats us to like the great Kinkista doors. 275 00:23:21.480 --> 00:23:26.720 Just keep going north, keep going over those heels. The guy looking 276 00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:33.559 for a city of gold that ended up in Kansas punching the dick. Thank 277 00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:36.759 you, yeah, yeah, thank you dark lemons? Dark lemon? Or 278 00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:41.160 is they say in England? Thank you? Uh? I hope I didn't 279 00:23:41.200 --> 00:23:45.799 lose you. We really tore the line with some of these guys. I 280 00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:51.720 think I heard from Aaron. What's up Aaron? Hello? Aaron got a 281 00:23:51.799 --> 00:23:56.160 good pun for us. Oh it's a dude, him says, when charging 282 00:23:56.160 --> 00:24:03.200 your crystals, we proudly accept. Shiva or Jasper had a nice not American 283 00:24:03.240 --> 00:24:06.079 express, No, and not ever, and then he hits us with some 284 00:24:06.119 --> 00:24:10.720 shoe suggestions. Oh yeah, what shows? What shows? Should we watch? 285 00:24:11.279 --> 00:24:15.519 Stuff to do man, stuff to talk about, which we're gonna put 286 00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:18.599 on the list. Thanks Aaron, Thank you, sir. Next up, 287 00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:25.640 we got one from Dirty Rice, which is a delicious dish. I had 288 00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:30.960 a friend in college name whose last name was Rice, and he dated a 289 00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:34.599 girl from Louisiana and she called him Dirty Rice all the time. It's true 290 00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:42.759 that guy was into some sick shit. Alright. I did a little weird 291 00:24:42.880 --> 00:24:49.880 movement with um, I'm not saying that you're into section, Well, you're 292 00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:55.000 into our podcast, so kind of dirty Rice hits us up with this. 293 00:24:55.960 --> 00:24:59.039 First of all, Yeah, thank you, thank you, God. I 294 00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:03.119 love this. Come on Flora Sloop John b is hardly a vague reference. 295 00:25:03.440 --> 00:25:07.640 Yeah, well, no, you don't get them. You agree to disagree. 296 00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:10.960 Is that what you were going to say. No, I went back 297 00:25:10.960 --> 00:25:12.640 and listened to it, and it does sound familiar. I just that was 298 00:25:12.680 --> 00:25:15.839 never one of the one of the beach boys that was made it into my 299 00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:19.559 ears. That's you know what. I think they have a hook in that 300 00:25:19.640 --> 00:25:25.279 song or maybe even just there's a little part of it that sounds really familiar. 301 00:25:25.839 --> 00:25:29.440 And I don't know if it was used in another, uh somebody else's 302 00:25:29.480 --> 00:25:32.640 song or something, you know, sampled. I think I'm not one hundred 303 00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:34.920 percent sure, but I think that, uh, I think the guy even 304 00:25:36.000 --> 00:25:40.920 say was singing it on in Jaws. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm I'm 305 00:25:40.920 --> 00:25:42.440 pretty sure. What's the name of the guy with a whiney voice, Oh, 306 00:25:42.559 --> 00:25:45.680 Richard dry Fuss, I think, I think, Yeah, I think 307 00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:55.119 Richard Dreyfuss was singing sing It's the Beach Boys, gosh and uh and also 308 00:25:55.400 --> 00:25:59.160 dirty Rice wants to know picks for the World Cup. Um. At this 309 00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:02.480 point that we get to point out that this email came to us on June 310 00:26:02.519 --> 00:26:07.720 thirteenth, So sorry about the delay. You know, as as I say 311 00:26:07.759 --> 00:26:12.640 this, I'm still going to unashamedly go USA. All the way I've been 312 00:26:12.680 --> 00:26:18.799 following I have not been a Fruitabowle fan ever, but this World Cup is 313 00:26:18.799 --> 00:26:22.960 really exciting. Yeah, I've been watching the games. I'm leaning towards Costa 314 00:26:22.039 --> 00:26:25.240 Rica. Man, I think they're the dark horse. They are the dark 315 00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:30.359 horse. I'll give you three, okay, I think there's eight left by 316 00:26:30.440 --> 00:26:33.720 now. Sure, so you're gonna so you're gonna recommend almost half of them 317 00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:44.559 strong stance flora, one from each section. I'll go Netherlands, Germany and 318 00:26:45.079 --> 00:26:48.079 Belgium. Really, you don't have a choice. You have to pick Belgium. 319 00:26:48.359 --> 00:26:52.240 Well I don't have to pick them, but but you would like to 320 00:26:52.279 --> 00:26:56.640 still live in your home with your Belgian girlfriend. So I do have to 321 00:26:56.680 --> 00:27:00.680 pick Yeah, you would like your I have to continue to move smoothly. 322 00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:06.480 So yeah, I'm I'm leaning towards I like Costa Rica. I mean I 323 00:27:06.519 --> 00:27:08.480 don't want to go there. Every video of Costa Rica is about spiders. 324 00:27:08.559 --> 00:27:15.759 No thanks, Yeah, there you go. Sports moment heard from a new 325 00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:22.920 a new rider. Oh really, Hazy Homunculous, who actually gives us some 326 00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:30.200 good info about the Android podcast for those of you who are Android users and 327 00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:37.160 are hobbled in listening to us. Hazy Homunculous uses Double Twist. Though it 328 00:27:37.359 --> 00:27:41.359 isn't ad free, but it's nice and quick and does everything you need podcast 329 00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:47.000 wise, go go Android. Drydeners get it. We've gotten some others, 330 00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:51.079 I think, but there are there are certain ways, but we're still you 331 00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:52.240 know, if if you do want us to be on Stitcher, if you 332 00:27:52.319 --> 00:27:56.559 if you love Stitcher, then let us know. We will make that dream 333 00:27:56.559 --> 00:27:57.920 come true. We can make it come true. But yeah, I haven't 334 00:27:57.920 --> 00:28:04.200 heard anything so far. Thanks Homo Killers, Thank you, Hazy Homoe Killers. 335 00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:10.279 Return to the Mists, we got another new writer, Michael Michael. 336 00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:14.799 Hello, Michael, really enjoyed our episode on dreams everyone at the park thinks 337 00:28:14.799 --> 00:28:18.359 he's crazy. Good Yeah, exactly, a guy running and laughing hysterically. 338 00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:21.559 No one's messing with that guy. You get to keep your wallet. We 339 00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:23.039 may have saved your life. There you go, pass that along with the 340 00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:26.039 donate. But yeah, I really liked it. Also thought that the Paul 341 00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:30.480 Bearer impersonation pretty spot o. Way to go. Yeah, wins, wins, 342 00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:34.119 wins. Thank you, Michael, Thanks Michael. No, I would 343 00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:45.200 like to go to water the no crystal but random pieces of metal club clank 344 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:57.599 things. And Lord two stroke, you have anything do as we've missed you, 345 00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:07.519 Lord two stroke, welcome Johnny's Broaden Listensen. Know we have from Cat, 346 00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:18.400 my dear boy, great Cat, fancy feast Bay Cat has a thing 347 00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:27.640 to say. Stecco should go to the penalty box. Fuck because he called 348 00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:33.440 for a spring hilled Jack slap for cleavage planes, when, as everyone knows 349 00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:37.039 from listening to episode twenty four, spring hilled Jack would only go for a 350 00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:44.480 cleavage mountain or at the very least a cleavage foothills, and he only slapped 351 00:29:44.519 --> 00:29:48.759 cops in the such. Nope, no way, that is that is the 352 00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:53.400 charge leveled against you. Yeah, you know what your feasts maybe el queens, 353 00:29:53.559 --> 00:30:00.559 but your lawyer ring is low. No way, I'm not going up 354 00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:06.400 the river for that. I've already got two convictions. Yeah, three strikes 355 00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:08.400 them out. I think, Yeah, I can't know. I think Jack 356 00:30:08.440 --> 00:30:12.200 would have gone for cleavage of any car, anything, anything would work. 357 00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:17.960 But yeah, but I understand as long as he gets his taste, guys, 358 00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:27.720 right right, that's his thing. Thank you, great hast Fagitist as 359 00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:33.680 the duly elected UH representative in charge of the UN in the future. Because 360 00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:38.680 I'm from the East coast, it's UH. I now will formally recognize the 361 00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:48.640 Nation of Zombies UH and the Ambassador the zombie Maston zombie Master. The floor 362 00:30:48.839 --> 00:31:11.920 is yours. Thank You's a Bobby Master. Zombie Master hits us up with 363 00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:18.839 this. UH. I'm going to like, I'm going to penalty box and 364 00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:22.400 I'm never coming back. I'm going to record the whole episode in the penalty 365 00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:25.960 box because I can't what happened. I shouldn't even say that. That's not 366 00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:29.680 that's not an option, that's not a setting option. We can't we can't 367 00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:33.759 shoot a mooder a murderer to the moon, even though sometimes people want to. 368 00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:38.480 Leeches are still used in modern times, complete with the link. Yeah, 369 00:31:38.599 --> 00:31:45.839 we had a couple of links from He's so right a double jeopardy though, 370 00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:48.319 Yeah, yeah, that's right. I can't be convicted twice at the 371 00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:51.319 same crime, so you're right. It's just I did it in front of 372 00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:56.160 a crowded room of people. Also, there's this thing that's been going around 373 00:31:56.200 --> 00:32:00.079 in the internet, and I read this story, um that uh, some 374 00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:04.920 Elasians claimed that they shot and killed a dragon in their house. And this 375 00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:07.240 thing has popped at once before already. Somebody claimed that happened in China. 376 00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:10.720 It does. It looks like a foul core wow, it's like but it 377 00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:14.599 was part of an art installation. You can look it up. It was. 378 00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:16.400 You can see all the pictures of them putting it all together. And 379 00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:22.680 yeah, people claim that somebody killed a dragon in their home. So wow. 380 00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:27.000 So nobody's gonna put that guy in the penalty box though, are they? 381 00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:31.279 Oh No, he's gonna walk away. Scott Pree, Thank you, 382 00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:37.079 zombie master, although I'm not entirely certain that when I finally succumbed to the 383 00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:42.039 virus, that I'll be voting for you in the next zombie elections, because 384 00:32:42.079 --> 00:32:45.839 I'm mad. Thanks, Zombie Master, got one more for you, new 385 00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:49.799 listener, new writer. Is it named my mom? And she's like, 386 00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:54.759 put his ass in the penalty box? Yes, yeah, No, we 387 00:32:54.880 --> 00:33:00.160 heard from Lumberjack Nick. Oh, that's a big man. Just found us 388 00:33:01.559 --> 00:33:06.720 and has been listening like curaiser An. He he just came across the Satanism 389 00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:10.039 episode. He wants us to know that he is a devout Christian, but 390 00:33:10.279 --> 00:33:15.440 was happy to listen to the episode and learn about other beliefs, to which 391 00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:17.240 we commend you for. Yeah, well done, he says, though in 392 00:33:17.319 --> 00:33:21.759 this episode, I have something of a penalty box for you. God. 393 00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:27.359 What happened? I was I was fine, I was clear. I'm moving 394 00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:32.359 to international waters. Let's see. Let's see what he has to say here. 395 00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:38.039 He says, I've heard Stecco remark on this topic several times. I 396 00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:43.200 just want to clear the air about something. He says. The Old Testament 397 00:33:43.319 --> 00:33:47.440 law was fulfilled by Christ's sacrifice. That's why we can eat pigs and not 398 00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:52.160 follow the six hundred plus laws in the Old Testament. In that fulfilling, 399 00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:58.240 we were given two new commandments, number one, love God and number two 400 00:33:58.680 --> 00:34:01.000 love your neighbor as your self. And then He says that brings us back 401 00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:06.599 around, specifically to the Satanism episode and animal sacrifices. Animal sacrifice is not 402 00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:12.360 part of the Christianity because Christ was the ultimate sacrifice. And he says he 403 00:34:12.519 --> 00:34:17.840 knows, as we have said before, you Stecco, were devout Christian And 404 00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:21.880 he says, he's surprised you didn't know this though, he supposes you could 405 00:34:21.920 --> 00:34:24.639 have meant that it's historically part of the religion, which it is. Agreed, 406 00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:30.000 No, and I totally agree with that. He's absolutely right. The 407 00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:35.199 problem is is that there's a duality. And I like his perspective. I 408 00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:39.559 like I like this lumberjack. Listen, I've run a foul some lumberjacks in 409 00:34:39.639 --> 00:34:43.280 my day. This one, this guy, right, he's one of the 410 00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:50.320 good ones. If more people took that degree of understanding of it, we 411 00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:55.360 wouldn't have people picketing the deaths of people killed tragically, whether it be fallen 412 00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:59.559 soldiers or anything like that. It is a it is. It is the 413 00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:05.280 problem. Like with anything, people ruin things with narrow minded understandings or interpretations. 414 00:35:05.559 --> 00:35:08.360 The dumbest are usually the loudest. Yep, yep. So he's absolutely 415 00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:13.719 right, He's absolutely right. Is that that the death of Christ was the 416 00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:17.119 new covenant. Uh, that that the debts were paid. That's why we 417 00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:21.519 didn't have to do any of those things anymore. Now, granted we still 418 00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:27.239 when when when when someone is upset or made uncomfortable by two dudes holding hands, 419 00:35:27.920 --> 00:35:30.840 they're going to rifle through that and find whatever they can. Well that, 420 00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:36.000 but that's interesting that you know that then would mean they're they're finding an 421 00:35:36.039 --> 00:35:39.280 outdated law, right, and there are there are I think that, boy 422 00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:42.280 top of my head. I couldn't say if it's first or second, but 423 00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:49.400 I believe there is a reference, uh in Corinthians. Maybe nobody can convict 424 00:35:49.400 --> 00:35:51.639 me, because I'm not one hundred percent sure, but I believe that there 425 00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:57.719 is a New Testament reference to men being with men or something like that. 426 00:35:58.079 --> 00:36:00.760 But I know that it is more commonly referred to in the Levitic and lawn 427 00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:05.039 is the commonly held brought up, which is in the Old test language, 428 00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:07.679 which is a point that should have been brought up. And you're absolutely right. 429 00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:10.280 Now I'm going to the penalty box. Nothing in the world can stop 430 00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:14.880 me. Sure, So I'll add something in for that, Thank you very 431 00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:17.719 much, Lumberjack. Nick. Yeah, that's that's great perspective. I'm glad 432 00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:24.159 that you can happily say you can happily tell us you are a devout follower 433 00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:30.199 of your religion and be able to discuss with us open mindedly. That's that's 434 00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:31.639 great. Good for you. Possible thing to say at that moment. But 435 00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:37.119 yes, I support you. Sorry, Yeah, I think I think all 436 00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:39.880 religions need more of that. Yeah. Absolutely, if everyone was like that, 437 00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:44.119 No, we wouldn't have any problems with it, that's right. He's 438 00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:49.559 also wanting us to talk about the Book of Enoch a little bit, which 439 00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:52.800 we're always up for. We I think we touched on it a bit in 440 00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:57.000 the Fallen Angels episode, which you may have already gotten to. But yeah, 441 00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:00.360 and then gives us a couple of suggestions here and uh says we'll have 442 00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:05.360 some ghost stories later and and maybe some puns. I love all of those 443 00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:08.920 things. Yeah, don't don't forget mundane superperos not so superpowers. Don't forget 444 00:37:08.920 --> 00:37:12.039 those. We love those two. Yeah, thanks for writing, Nick. 445 00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:19.079 Yeah, keep on a lumba jacket. Heard from some Facebook folks, Oh 446 00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:21.760 yeah, Facebook, you know what, we need to get a better system 447 00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:24.320 of that because it's it's easy to we go to our email, we get 448 00:37:24.360 --> 00:37:30.639 everything set, Facebook matters, likes matter, like us. That's true. 449 00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:34.760 This is just into season three and we're knocking on three hundredth door. Oh 450 00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:38.000 man, we're so close. And when we do whole episode as the movie 451 00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:44.360 three hundred, I think the candy Bitties may have covered that pretty thoroughly, 452 00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:47.440 but I would I'd be open to suggestions. What do we do for a 453 00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:52.000 three three hundredthlim pimp us? Everyone be like, well, if you really 454 00:37:52.039 --> 00:37:57.599 want that three hundredth like, you'll do this. Come up with something not 455 00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:01.480 ridiculous, because because we could do an episode in the style of like a 456 00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:07.199 Frank Miller, oh, like a three hundred parody type of thing. So 457 00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:10.519 maybe we find a Greek myth. That's maybe. I don't know. That 458 00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:14.199 seems like a ton of work. I'm just saying, do something that we 459 00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:17.440 hate or is embarrassing, like we have to. I don't know, ask 460 00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:22.000 a cop to frisk us as many times as we can. I don't ye 461 00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:24.880 know what's going on here. I'm yeah, there you go. Um yeah, 462 00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:30.920 I try to tell ghost stories in a Walgreens lobby. What do you 463 00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:35.159 talk? I don't know. That's why I'm you said that my stuff was 464 00:38:35.199 --> 00:38:38.679 a lot of work. Your stuff's a lot of bullshit. Well, I'm 465 00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:44.920 not asking a cop to do I'm just saying I'm certainly not going in a 466 00:38:45.280 --> 00:38:49.320 Walgreens lobby. Explained to the cop that we got three hundred likes for our 467 00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:54.840 podcast and it'll be fine. Chicago cops may not be the nicest people in 468 00:38:54.920 --> 00:39:02.360 the world, but they respect pod And the only thing I love more than 469 00:39:02.440 --> 00:39:10.320 podcast is the blogosphere. Anyway. For from our spacebook friend Mikey Wheels, 470 00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:21.800 Mikey Wheels. Bah, Mikey, slow down, shut up. You don't 471 00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:25.840 know me. They called me Mikey Wheels. Kids, I'm so good at 472 00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:30.440 this, Mikey and scared. You shouldn't be scared. I'm Mikey Freaking Wheels. 473 00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:42.400 Title card with fire. Mikey Wheels is Mikey Wheels in Mikey Wheels Production, 474 00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:52.320 Wheels of Mikey. Mikey. Mike Wheels sends us some good stuff here. 475 00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:59.039 That's one of them. He sent us a picture from the Dunwich horror 476 00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:07.000 movie that that was done with Dean Stockwell. Stockwell's uh the dude and it 477 00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:15.400 um Dean Stockwell from blue velvet, also in Quantum Leap. Most famously, 478 00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:21.719 I think this picture the Steel from the movie has h Dean Stockwell as his 479 00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:25.760 character doing the gestures of Alister Crowley in this in this ritual in the scene, 480 00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:30.480 so he's got the fists up against his his temples on his head. 481 00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:35.960 And he was on the PlayStation store the other day and I was looking at 482 00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:40.039 what movies were out. Happened to find a horror movie called Crowley, a 483 00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:45.199 movie about the beast himself. Oh yeah, he said, he wicked. 484 00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:52.880 He wickied the film. And here's the synopsis. Upon entering a virtual reality 485 00:40:52.000 --> 00:41:00.280 machine, Professor Oliver Haddoh a modern Cambridge scholar, because I was possessed by 486 00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:09.119 the spirit of the infamous occultist Alister Crowley. As the machines program has been 487 00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:16.519 corrupted by a former follower of Crowley, you drive a Despas it resurrected fifty 488 00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:22.840 years after his death. Crowley begins his occult practices anew, seeking a new 489 00:41:23.320 --> 00:41:30.119 scarlet bride. I've never driven this horseless carriage, whom he can marry in 490 00:41:30.199 --> 00:41:39.320 an occult ceremony which will increase his power. Alister Crowley is Alister Crowley again, 491 00:41:40.039 --> 00:41:52.519 Crowley Summer twenty fifteen, and then like six seconds of silence, man 492 00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:58.800 sounded less and less like a car reving more and more like a chili cook 493 00:41:58.920 --> 00:42:05.400 off throat. Per I hope, I hope this is as funny when I 494 00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:07.480 hear it as it is when I say it. I'll put a bed on 495 00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:14.239 this, where as you want, I blame Mikey Wheels. Thank you, 496 00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:21.639 Mikey, thank you. We also heard from William Big Bill. He's got 497 00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:30.880 some good, good puns for us. William Williamson is Bill Willie Bill Bill 498 00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:37.119 Harder. He says there's a new strain of weed called basilisk. What staring 499 00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:42.280 at it? We'll get you stoned. Ah. I like that, pretty 500 00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:45.599 clever of it. He also says there's a guy that had this raging cocaine 501 00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:50.840 habit. After his friends and family staged in intervention, he decided to stop 502 00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:54.960 doing blow to wean himself off. He decided he was going to start snorting 503 00:42:55.119 --> 00:43:01.400 artificial sweeteners. Good idea. Now he's known as splendor Man. Oh. 504 00:43:02.920 --> 00:43:07.679 I like that man. I should have invested in Slenderman puns early when I 505 00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:14.119 had the chance. Yep. He also sends us along us show suggestion which 506 00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:17.039 we're working on. We're working on working that into something or another where we're 507 00:43:17.079 --> 00:43:22.000 trying to find some good stuff. Oh no, we've found some good stuff. 508 00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:23.599 We're trying to find the time to do the good stuff in that too. 509 00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:29.199 But anyway, thanks William, so thank you guys for sending it. 510 00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:34.000 Yes, thank you all for you. We love it. We love it. 511 00:43:34.159 --> 00:43:37.119 Keep it up, we'll keep we'll keep keep on getting to it. 512 00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:44.280 Some day you'll get your own movie couriers, just like Mikey wee um, 513 00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:49.679 don't forget to go and like us and follow us and tell your friends. 514 00:43:50.079 --> 00:43:52.039 Tell your friends to like us, even if they don't, even if they 515 00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:55.760 just like you. Yeah, that's that's a good in. Yeah, that'll 516 00:43:55.800 --> 00:44:01.679 open the door up. And then have tea. Thanks for listening everybody for 517 00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:12.280 this episode of Listener Mail. I have been David's deco and I've been David 518 00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:15.760 whoa look out.