What if I told you the listener mail didn't have to come with a part
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a notary. Uh hello everyone, I'm David Stecco, I'm David Flora,
and welcome to Blurry Photos listener mail supplement. Uh So, we thought that
we could fit listener mail and an episode all into one thing, and it
became this enormous juggernaut. Oh yeah, it just it just has so much
momentum. We couldn't stop it. Yeah, it really did, and so
we couldn't thank you. Uh So, we we decided to pull it out.
So you. You may you're welcome. Um, so we decided to
make it an extrasode, a supplemental uh yeah, an independent entity. Yeah,
like we do. So you may even hear us reference the episode in
there, because when we recorded it, we thought, oh, we'll keep
all this together. Yeah. But you also may have noticed that the episode
was, you know, encroaching on an hour and a half. Yeah,
yeah, that's all start out of time spent old timing tale talking. Yeah,
so and so, yeah, so and so. Now here's all of
the listener mail because we're really really committed to keeping it up to date.
And that's I say that while I laugh, but I mean it because it
makes me very uneasy when we have old listener mail rattling around in our cupboard.
So let me kick this off right now with email from Sheila. She
has a pretty big deal. She knows a lot of pretty cool people.
Um. She may be loosely associated with Ken Hype. She may occasionally distance
herself from him. I don't know, but she makes a really good point.
Actually, she makes several really good points. First of all, she
often does as she often does, maybe one of the best dread listeners.
It's instantly embarrassing when I think, when I think back to the things we
say, falling on ears as erudite as hers. But she says, there
is zombie novel set on a cruise ship. Of course, it's called C
Sick. It's by Ian rob Wright, and uh, Sheilla liked it.
She said it's worth it, worth read, worth a read. So so
look it up, give and rob Wright and C. Sick. I get
it. And she also brought up the fact that we didn't talk about dreams
that reflect your actual physical state. And I think we all know. It's
the dream where you're trying to find a bathroom in Sheila's case, can't find
it, find a clean working toilet with privacy, you know, which is
the holy grail of when you have to pee, and and thank god your
dreams, like, no, you didn't find it, because that's how you
don't be yourself in dreams. But it's true, that's a huge part of
it. Or or you have that dream where your hand hurts and when you
wake up you realize that you've you've curled it under you or something you know,
like yeah, that that that that intrusion of real data into your dream
that your brain tries to incorporate. That's a that's a really good point.
The most dangerous game to play is the pe game, though, and if
you get a sense of satisfaction at all, game over. Man, do
you guys want to know an embarrassing story to make this episode this extrasode really
worth your while? No? Next up? True story? Uh. My
first girlfriend, a very lovely and extraordinarily patient woman named Alison. This crashing
at her house. This is when I was in college and I totes wet
the bed and I was like, what the do I do now? Because
I had the dream. I had the dream and I found the toilet and
it wasn't like a full on like you know, like I think I'd peed,
just a small amount. And then was like what shut it down?
Oh? Yeah? But then I was like what I do? So I
I proceeded. I refused to move. I just laid in her bed.
She's like, it's like eleven, you want to get up now? And
I was like no, I just like stayed there and blocked it off until
I felt that it had dried appropriately. Oh wow, what an awkward thing.
Yeah that happened to me. Well done, Yeah, that's that's okay.
Um, spoilers, I did not marry that girl. Man. Yeah,
so that's that's that's a kind of embarrassing admission. So enjoy that,
everybody. I hope you enjoyed the rich flavor of that. Even as I
say this, I'm like, am I gonna regret to me? That snoring?
So that's how you know it's a good one. There you go.
Also, Sheila hits us with one last final, very important point. Okay,
and she's right, damn it, She's right. If I wasn't already
thrice convicted into the penalty box next episode, everyone, penalty box, it's
happening. I'm going there, Flora, write me a letter because I'm not
coming out for a long time to say, Uh, Sheila is right and
like so much so that I if I wasn't already going, I would take
the penalty box for this. The winner of the miscripted context should get an
acceptance speech. It's a great point. And weren't not for the fact that
we love Jeff's the talking mongoose so much And yes, maybe we just assigned
the voice that we already do all the damn time to him. It doesn't
matter. I mean, he's already he already played the speed dating game.
Um, but yeah, he should have gotten an acceptance and he should have
gotten an acceptance speech. He should have gotten a vasectomy speech. He really
should have gotten that, and we robbed that from him. But I'm I
am totally certain we're gonna be hearing more from Jeff the talking mongoose that,
yeah, you have to and if he doesn't uphold the deal, didn we
kick his ass to the curb and the runner up winds Yeah, which was
the the not the squawk, it was the manticor man. So Jeff,
you have obligations. Yeah, we got a lot of We got a lot
of juice out of the bat squatch last year. Jeff, you got your
work cut out for you. Thank you. Sheila, Oh, nothing nothing
quenches after a long, hard day of translating on the United States base in
Okinawa. Then a nice lukewarm glass of second Wait, what I must have
been my imagination. I've had such a damn it get in the basement.
I got so frightened I started screaming orders in English. John Zilla, Oh
he's got a puns. Bring it out of the ocean, right up on
the beach. John hits us with this. When I get really stressed and
my chee is messed up. Sometimes I like to relax and get into a
meditative state and pop open a bottle of Champagne. I call this my crystal
healing. Oh bling blink blink blink blink, bling bling blink, bling,
bling, blinking. Mind's the worst, Thanks Zilla, Thanks Mecca john Zillah.
And that reminds me. I mean, I know, Mecca john Zilla
has been floating around the Eastern Seaboard for a while. Here. I just
I can't help but think that goth Zilla is down, slumbering beneath the death,
waiting for the right moment to unleas. Just this torrent of puns and
god zella. Yeah, come back to us, cuff Silla, Oh Dave,
Yeah, can you roll that D twenty for me? Are you sure
you want me to do that? Oh? Yeah, Okay, here's the
sound of that dice rolling. What the results of mind blowing? You know?
Did you see like I just did, The way that dice turned out?
Looks like your level three mindless focus succeeded. Yes, mindless focus hits
us up with something interesting, something I think you'll find particularly interesting. Day,
Sweet, I like things that I find interesting. That's right. Definition
he hereby sentences you to the penalty box. Oh, he says, in
supplemental episode three, you said that leeches weren't still used in medicine. You
know, he's right, He's right, he's right. They are to this
day are to this day, they are excellent at debreed mint. They also
use bot fly larvae for a medical debreedment. And yes, he's right.
Thank god, I'm already going to the penalty box. Now. I know
the last time we did this, I said, yes, I have to
go to the penalty box. In the next episode. You have to understand.
There's there's, there's a there's You guys have to hear now how the
sausage gets made a little bit. Um. We record episodes um, and
to keep a more regular schedule, we record episodes. But then we always
want we want the listener. We've we've gone over this before. We want
the listener mail to be hot and fresh. I am going to the penalty
box not only for my sins against us leeches, but also, um,
I've been convicted on previous crimes as well. I am going to the penalty
box on the next episode we record. There is a penalty boxing, there
will be a reckoning. I have now two convictions, and um there's now
from the moment this episode drops, there's gonna be about forty eight hours,
and I want the listeners to determine this does does two convictions, both of
which have stood up in a court of law. I will pay my debt
to society. Does that mean one really big or very difficult penalty box or
two concurrent regular penalty boxes? Tough call? So in you once when if
you're listening to this, if this is the day it comes out, you
got about forty eight hours to write in and tell me how you think it
should go. I'm you know, the justice system is the will of the
people. So yes, you are one hundred percent right. Even as I
said it, I was like, there's a loophole there, but I was
a little drunk, so I just kept on trucking. One last thing from
old mindless focus here, huh. He challenges us wish he would have been
a little bit more mindless on that particular occasion. Challenges us to find a
new intro for mindless focuses emails that doesn't involve D and d M. You
got it, I hope I hope you like us making fun of hippies going
forward. That means you have to write back. Yeah, yeah, it's
a two way street. Thanks, mindless Focus, grudging, thank you,
mindless focus. Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna be working on an extra
special spicy intro for you going forward. But don't worry. Don't worry,
mindless Focus, because no matter what you do, or how many times you
may send me to the penalty box, you still will not ever be the
worst man. For you. See, that job is taken by Adam.
Could it be the world's worst man? Adam hits us up with the following
short missive, followed by a pique after dinner pun who cleanses the peat or
filthy? Is it? Adam also a giant pro wrestling fan. Oh really
liked our our opener, likes the Matho Man and the Pundertaker. Hey you
give Josie a cale? Yeah exactly. Uh and and listen, I don't
you know what I was going to read this part, Adam, but I'm
not. I want you to keep it because I want the pun you just
described. Regarding Crystal healing and pro wrestling. I'm not even going to describe
it because it steals it. So so I'm I'm returning to send her Adam,
I want that pun. Okay, I want that pun. I'm not
even going to mention it. The the the character in question, that the
tools that that you think we are not familiar with, we are familiar with,
yes, and how Yeah, So by all means, I hope to
keep it cryptic for the rest of the listeners. But yeah, sind Sin,
go on and craft that that pun and send it to us. Well,
we'll know, we know, we got you. Now it's time for
pun time. Uh time. It looks like Adam the Worst Man got sick
and tired of being the worst man. Maybe maybe he was. It was
like, no, I'm find being the worst man. I want to continue
to be the worst man, regardless of the reason. He went to see
a crystal healer just the other week and noticed that in the healer's collection,
one of the boxes just had one type of crystal in particular, but it
came in a variety of shapes and colors and sizes. Some of them were
milky, some were smoky, some were even a rose red in color.
And I asked him, you know, like, do you just use that
kind? Do you use that kind for pretty much anything, and he replied,
of course I do. Oh yeah, that's a pun. Is that
is a pun? You have filled the definition worst man best pun. Thanks
Adam. Moving on, you've got homework to do. I heard from Darren
uh huh shoots us a heads up about the HP Lovecraft Historical Society. And
they're lovecrafty in versions of Fiddler on the Roof, some holiday music radio dramas
and a rock opera. Sounds like it's uh it is a part alley.
So you're part of the old ones asleep at the bottom of the sea.
They so great to see you again. Oh, pottles off the shaga.
Thank you, Darren Tiberius. Thanks Darren. Uh you know, we really
new rule. Oh new rule. We're not reading all the listener mail anymore.
Okay, yeah, yeah, I got a fucking email from Danny Giblets,
so king skipping, skipping it. I'm not gonna read any Danny Giblets
bullshit. You gotta be fair man. You can't discriminate just based on somebody's
name and your hatred for them. Oh what if? What if the guy's
name is Hitler? Yeah? I took it there instantly. Well, what
if we got an email from Hitler? We would not instantly read it.
That would be too amazing not to read it. Oh god, fine,
fine, ladies and gentlemen, world news being made. We have a missive
from Hitler. Okay, okay, this isn't no, it's fine, I'll
read it. Okay. Doesn't mean we love him, doesn't mean we stand
behind what he does. Yeah, Danny Gibletz writes us in with the following,
Oh, I like poop, let me see that. Let's see.
No, what's he say? For reals? Um? Okay, for reals?
Puns? He's better be good puns. Giblets start to cleaning up after
you. Oh damn it, what he's doing. He's doing a good job
of getting back in the good graces because they are super useless superpowers my favorite
things. Oh okay, Danny, I wish I could quit. You play
me like a fiddle. Um. Deceptive dermis the ability to turn only your
skin invisible, so useless you could play burden victims in movies. Oh man,
um, the man who played for dinner? Wow? Wow, No,
these are his puns. Okay, this is a time. How about
hyper normalcy, the ability to be exactly average at everything. Just I am
just oh my gosh, we'd make you an outfit in your name would be
Bell Curve. I grudgingly thank you, Danny. But Danny also hits up
with with this fun fact apparently in Michigan, Ohio, and Connecticut. There
in Michigan, Ohio and Connecticut, there's an urban legend about a group of
large headed mutants called the melon heads. Huh yeah, all right, bund
of damn o'melon heads. I'm gonna get them kick the as. We're quickly
filling up a quiver of weird folks. Good twenty fifteen Misscrypted contests. There's
a there's a lot of you know, there's a blue people of Kentucky.
Yeah, those aren't cryptids. That's a real thing. Well, I'm not
saying they have to be cryptids. It's just a weird phenomenon and just people
that need to be rounded up. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you reading
Hitler's letter? You disgust me? Flora, it's historically heard from New New
to the podcast h Crary. Oh quite contrary. No, we get some
really interesting names in here. Yeah, Craarry is an interesting name. It
isn't interesting. He even tells me how to pronounce it. It rhymes with
prairie. Okay, and he's a dude. Nice way to go. Anyways,
thanks for writing, Nan, he says. He says he just discovered
us and is addicted things that we love, people that love us top of
the list, gives us, gives us a couple of show suggestions, which
are who wonderful? Will put those in the old pocket, and says he
likes that we got a good balance of open minded paranormal and skepticism in there.
So and angry asshole, angry ashole. Glad you found us, Craarry,
and keep on listening. Hope, hope, as you're going back through
the old archives, nothing to offends you and you go away. I always
have the fear that that's going to happen to somebody. Wow, they're like,
oh my god, you guys are great. What did you just say?
I mean, there's that pithy thing like, well, if you're not
offending anybody, you know, you could try harder, which which seems stupid.
St pithy, that's stupid. Yeah, Well, anyways, thanks for
writing, Chris. Hey do you see that banana over there? I've always
wanted to know what a banana looks like on the inside. If there's only
one way to do that, and that's to pay it, I'd like to
peel the banana with my band. That's disgusting. No, it's dark,
dark sociopath of the fruit bawl. I like that. He's slowly becoming like
a creepy James Bond. Yeah. Oh man, hello, dark lemon or
as they say in England. Hello, they have said that in England.
You're right, he's got ponds, ponds, ponds, dark ponds. Oh,
he's a big fan of the show and really liked our black episode.
But did we know that there's a There's documented evidence that he was not truly
fearless. There are accounts that he would wake screaming and drenched in sweat in
his cabin. He'd be screeching, moming and ranting about dark canvas over his
head and the smell of burlap. This nautical phobia was called laelasia phobia or
sack feared. Yeah, he's afraid of Oh you think that's done wrong.
Oh. This is probably one of the things that led him to try to
retire at one point, perhaps thinking the change of pace would calm his poor
frazzled and smoking nerves. One company he set up in a nine piratey fashion.
Hello, my name is Edward. Nothing in this business will be reminiscent
of f excuse me, rude piracy. I'd like to I'd like to journey
forth on it, investment, venture struggles anything. One company set up in
a non pirraty fashion, was an enterprise to clear the way to prepare ground
for new railway lines. The workers affectionately dubbed him Captain Track cleared. Sounds
like it was a little piraty. It was a little pirridy. Oh man,
that's all the time. That's right. Also, let's he really liked
the El Dorado episode. Oh yeah, excellent stuff, especially about how some
of the conquistadors were told that the city was always much just almost there,
just a little further on. Um, did you hear that one guy ended
up in Minneapolis? Who yeah, and there wasn't much there, just to
found an old woman called Missus Gunderson, not C. F. Gunderson,
Oh, Missus Gunderson, who insisted on telling him the story of how she
wants how she was once running a murder investigation while pregnant. Apparently he'd found
elder Fargo. Wow, that's some upper division punning. Yeah, it really
is. Wow. And he's got a superpower wow, complete invulnerability to things
that are only rarely harmful, like eating peanuts or licking a nine bolt battery.
I like that. And he entreats us to like the great Kinkista doors.
Just keep going north, keep going over those heels. The guy looking
for a city of gold that ended up in Kansas punching the dick. Thank
you, yeah, yeah, thank you dark lemons? Dark lemon? Or
is they say in England? Thank you? Uh? I hope I didn't
lose you. We really tore the line with some of these guys. I
think I heard from Aaron. What's up Aaron? Hello? Aaron got a
good pun for us. Oh it's a dude, him says, when charging
your crystals, we proudly accept. Shiva or Jasper had a nice not American
express, No, and not ever, and then he hits us with some
shoe suggestions. Oh yeah, what shows? What shows? Should we watch?
Stuff to do man, stuff to talk about, which we're gonna put
on the list. Thanks Aaron, Thank you, sir. Next up,
we got one from Dirty Rice, which is a delicious dish. I had
a friend in college name whose last name was Rice, and he dated a
girl from Louisiana and she called him Dirty Rice all the time. It's true
that guy was into some sick shit. Alright. I did a little weird
movement with um, I'm not saying that you're into section, Well, you're
into our podcast, so kind of dirty Rice hits us up with this.
First of all, Yeah, thank you, thank you, God. I
love this. Come on Flora Sloop John b is hardly a vague reference.
Yeah, well, no, you don't get them. You agree to disagree.
Is that what you were going to say. No, I went back
and listened to it, and it does sound familiar. I just that was
never one of the one of the beach boys that was made it into my
ears. That's you know what. I think they have a hook in that
song or maybe even just there's a little part of it that sounds really familiar.
And I don't know if it was used in another, uh somebody else's
song or something, you know, sampled. I think I'm not one hundred
percent sure, but I think that, uh, I think the guy even
say was singing it on in Jaws. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm I'm
pretty sure. What's the name of the guy with a whiney voice, Oh,
Richard dry Fuss, I think, I think, Yeah, I think
Richard Dreyfuss was singing sing It's the Beach Boys, gosh and uh and also
dirty Rice wants to know picks for the World Cup. Um. At this
point that we get to point out that this email came to us on June
thirteenth, So sorry about the delay. You know, as as I say
this, I'm still going to unashamedly go USA. All the way I've been
following I have not been a Fruitabowle fan ever, but this World Cup is
really exciting. Yeah, I've been watching the games. I'm leaning towards Costa
Rica. Man, I think they're the dark horse. They are the dark
horse. I'll give you three, okay, I think there's eight left by
now. Sure, so you're gonna so you're gonna recommend almost half of them
strong stance flora, one from each section. I'll go Netherlands, Germany and
Belgium. Really, you don't have a choice. You have to pick Belgium.
Well I don't have to pick them, but but you would like to
still live in your home with your Belgian girlfriend. So I do have to
pick Yeah, you would like your I have to continue to move smoothly.
So yeah, I'm I'm leaning towards I like Costa Rica. I mean I
don't want to go there. Every video of Costa Rica is about spiders.
No thanks, Yeah, there you go. Sports moment heard from a new
a new rider. Oh really, Hazy Homunculous, who actually gives us some
good info about the Android podcast for those of you who are Android users and
are hobbled in listening to us. Hazy Homunculous uses Double Twist. Though it
isn't ad free, but it's nice and quick and does everything you need podcast
wise, go go Android. Drydeners get it. We've gotten some others,
I think, but there are there are certain ways, but we're still you
know, if if you do want us to be on Stitcher, if you
if you love Stitcher, then let us know. We will make that dream
come true. We can make it come true. But yeah, I haven't
heard anything so far. Thanks Homo Killers, Thank you, Hazy Homoe Killers.
Return to the Mists, we got another new writer, Michael Michael.
Hello, Michael, really enjoyed our episode on dreams everyone at the park thinks
he's crazy. Good Yeah, exactly, a guy running and laughing hysterically.
No one's messing with that guy. You get to keep your wallet. We
may have saved your life. There you go, pass that along with the
donate. But yeah, I really liked it. Also thought that the Paul
Bearer impersonation pretty spot o. Way to go. Yeah, wins, wins,
wins. Thank you, Michael, Thanks Michael. No, I would
like to go to water the no crystal but random pieces of metal club clank
things. And Lord two stroke, you have anything do as we've missed you,
Lord two stroke, welcome Johnny's Broaden Listensen. Know we have from Cat,
my dear boy, great Cat, fancy feast Bay Cat has a thing
to say. Stecco should go to the penalty box. Fuck because he called
for a spring hilled Jack slap for cleavage planes, when, as everyone knows
from listening to episode twenty four, spring hilled Jack would only go for a
cleavage mountain or at the very least a cleavage foothills, and he only slapped
cops in the such. Nope, no way, that is that is the
charge leveled against you. Yeah, you know what your feasts maybe el queens,
but your lawyer ring is low. No way, I'm not going up
the river for that. I've already got two convictions. Yeah, three strikes
them out. I think, Yeah, I can't know. I think Jack
would have gone for cleavage of any car, anything, anything would work.
But yeah, but I understand as long as he gets his taste, guys,
right right, that's his thing. Thank you, great hast Fagitist as
the duly elected UH representative in charge of the UN in the future. Because
I'm from the East coast, it's UH. I now will formally recognize the
Nation of Zombies UH and the Ambassador the zombie Maston zombie Master. The floor
is yours. Thank You's a Bobby Master. Zombie Master hits us up with
this. UH. I'm going to like, I'm going to penalty box and
I'm never coming back. I'm going to record the whole episode in the penalty
box because I can't what happened. I shouldn't even say that. That's not
that's not an option, that's not a setting option. We can't we can't
shoot a mooder a murderer to the moon, even though sometimes people want to.
Leeches are still used in modern times, complete with the link. Yeah,
we had a couple of links from He's so right a double jeopardy though,
Yeah, yeah, that's right. I can't be convicted twice at the
same crime, so you're right. It's just I did it in front of
a crowded room of people. Also, there's this thing that's been going around
in the internet, and I read this story, um that uh, some
Elasians claimed that they shot and killed a dragon in their house. And this
thing has popped at once before already. Somebody claimed that happened in China.
It does. It looks like a foul core wow, it's like but it
was part of an art installation. You can look it up. It was.
You can see all the pictures of them putting it all together. And
yeah, people claim that somebody killed a dragon in their home. So wow.
So nobody's gonna put that guy in the penalty box though, are they?
Oh No, he's gonna walk away. Scott Pree, Thank you,
zombie master, although I'm not entirely certain that when I finally succumbed to the
virus, that I'll be voting for you in the next zombie elections, because
I'm mad. Thanks, Zombie Master, got one more for you, new
listener, new writer. Is it named my mom? And she's like,
put his ass in the penalty box? Yes, yeah, No, we
heard from Lumberjack Nick. Oh, that's a big man. Just found us
and has been listening like curaiser An. He he just came across the Satanism
episode. He wants us to know that he is a devout Christian, but
was happy to listen to the episode and learn about other beliefs, to which
we commend you for. Yeah, well done, he says, though in
this episode, I have something of a penalty box for you. God.
What happened? I was I was fine, I was clear. I'm moving
to international waters. Let's see. Let's see what he has to say here.
He says, I've heard Stecco remark on this topic several times. I
just want to clear the air about something. He says. The Old Testament
law was fulfilled by Christ's sacrifice. That's why we can eat pigs and not
follow the six hundred plus laws in the Old Testament. In that fulfilling,
we were given two new commandments, number one, love God and number two
love your neighbor as your self. And then He says that brings us back
around, specifically to the Satanism episode and animal sacrifices. Animal sacrifice is not
part of the Christianity because Christ was the ultimate sacrifice. And he says he
knows, as we have said before, you Stecco, were devout Christian And
he says, he's surprised you didn't know this though, he supposes you could
have meant that it's historically part of the religion, which it is. Agreed,
No, and I totally agree with that. He's absolutely right. The
problem is is that there's a duality. And I like his perspective. I
like I like this lumberjack. Listen, I've run a foul some lumberjacks in
my day. This one, this guy, right, he's one of the
good ones. If more people took that degree of understanding of it, we
wouldn't have people picketing the deaths of people killed tragically, whether it be fallen
soldiers or anything like that. It is a it is. It is the
problem. Like with anything, people ruin things with narrow minded understandings or interpretations.
The dumbest are usually the loudest. Yep, yep. So he's absolutely
right, He's absolutely right. Is that that the death of Christ was the
new covenant. Uh, that that the debts were paid. That's why we
didn't have to do any of those things anymore. Now, granted we still
when when when when someone is upset or made uncomfortable by two dudes holding hands,
they're going to rifle through that and find whatever they can. Well that,
but that's interesting that you know that then would mean they're they're finding an
outdated law, right, and there are there are I think that, boy
top of my head. I couldn't say if it's first or second, but
I believe there is a reference, uh in Corinthians. Maybe nobody can convict
me, because I'm not one hundred percent sure, but I believe that there
is a New Testament reference to men being with men or something like that.
But I know that it is more commonly referred to in the Levitic and lawn
is the commonly held brought up, which is in the Old test language,
which is a point that should have been brought up. And you're absolutely right.
Now I'm going to the penalty box. Nothing in the world can stop
me. Sure, So I'll add something in for that, Thank you very
much, Lumberjack. Nick. Yeah, that's that's great perspective. I'm glad
that you can happily say you can happily tell us you are a devout follower
of your religion and be able to discuss with us open mindedly. That's that's
great. Good for you. Possible thing to say at that moment. But
yes, I support you. Sorry, Yeah, I think I think all
religions need more of that. Yeah. Absolutely, if everyone was like that,
No, we wouldn't have any problems with it, that's right. He's
also wanting us to talk about the Book of Enoch a little bit, which
we're always up for. We I think we touched on it a bit in
the Fallen Angels episode, which you may have already gotten to. But yeah,
and then gives us a couple of suggestions here and uh says we'll have
some ghost stories later and and maybe some puns. I love all of those
things. Yeah, don't don't forget mundane superperos not so superpowers. Don't forget
those. We love those two. Yeah, thanks for writing, Nick.
Yeah, keep on a lumba jacket. Heard from some Facebook folks, Oh
yeah, Facebook, you know what, we need to get a better system
of that because it's it's easy to we go to our email, we get
everything set, Facebook matters, likes matter, like us. That's true.
This is just into season three and we're knocking on three hundredth door. Oh
man, we're so close. And when we do whole episode as the movie
three hundred, I think the candy Bitties may have covered that pretty thoroughly,
but I would I'd be open to suggestions. What do we do for a
three three hundredthlim pimp us? Everyone be like, well, if you really
want that three hundredth like, you'll do this. Come up with something not
ridiculous, because because we could do an episode in the style of like a
Frank Miller, oh, like a three hundred parody type of thing. So
maybe we find a Greek myth. That's maybe. I don't know. That
seems like a ton of work. I'm just saying, do something that we
hate or is embarrassing, like we have to. I don't know, ask
a cop to frisk us as many times as we can. I don't ye
know what's going on here. I'm yeah, there you go. Um yeah,
I try to tell ghost stories in a Walgreens lobby. What do you
talk? I don't know. That's why I'm you said that my stuff was
a lot of work. Your stuff's a lot of bullshit. Well, I'm
not asking a cop to do I'm just saying I'm certainly not going in a
Walgreens lobby. Explained to the cop that we got three hundred likes for our
podcast and it'll be fine. Chicago cops may not be the nicest people in
the world, but they respect pod And the only thing I love more than
podcast is the blogosphere. Anyway. For from our spacebook friend Mikey Wheels,
Mikey Wheels. Bah, Mikey, slow down, shut up. You don't
know me. They called me Mikey Wheels. Kids, I'm so good at
this, Mikey and scared. You shouldn't be scared. I'm Mikey Freaking Wheels.
Title card with fire. Mikey Wheels is Mikey Wheels in Mikey Wheels Production,
Wheels of Mikey. Mikey. Mike Wheels sends us some good stuff here.
That's one of them. He sent us a picture from the Dunwich horror
movie that that was done with Dean Stockwell. Stockwell's uh the dude and it
um Dean Stockwell from blue velvet, also in Quantum Leap. Most famously,
I think this picture the Steel from the movie has h Dean Stockwell as his
character doing the gestures of Alister Crowley in this in this ritual in the scene,
so he's got the fists up against his his temples on his head.
And he was on the PlayStation store the other day and I was looking at
what movies were out. Happened to find a horror movie called Crowley, a
movie about the beast himself. Oh yeah, he said, he wicked.
He wickied the film. And here's the synopsis. Upon entering a virtual reality
machine, Professor Oliver Haddoh a modern Cambridge scholar, because I was possessed by
the spirit of the infamous occultist Alister Crowley. As the machines program has been
corrupted by a former follower of Crowley, you drive a Despas it resurrected fifty
years after his death. Crowley begins his occult practices anew, seeking a new
scarlet bride. I've never driven this horseless carriage, whom he can marry in
an occult ceremony which will increase his power. Alister Crowley is Alister Crowley again,
Crowley Summer twenty fifteen, and then like six seconds of silence, man
sounded less and less like a car reving more and more like a chili cook
off throat. Per I hope, I hope this is as funny when I
hear it as it is when I say it. I'll put a bed on
this, where as you want, I blame Mikey Wheels. Thank you,
Mikey, thank you. We also heard from William Big Bill. He's got
some good, good puns for us. William Williamson is Bill Willie Bill Bill
Harder. He says there's a new strain of weed called basilisk. What staring
at it? We'll get you stoned. Ah. I like that, pretty
clever of it. He also says there's a guy that had this raging cocaine
habit. After his friends and family staged in intervention, he decided to stop
doing blow to wean himself off. He decided he was going to start snorting
artificial sweeteners. Good idea. Now he's known as splendor Man. Oh.
I like that man. I should have invested in Slenderman puns early when I
had the chance. Yep. He also sends us along us show suggestion which
we're working on. We're working on working that into something or another where we're
trying to find some good stuff. Oh no, we've found some good stuff.
We're trying to find the time to do the good stuff in that too.
But anyway, thanks William, so thank you guys for sending it.
Yes, thank you all for you. We love it. We love it.
Keep it up, we'll keep we'll keep keep on getting to it.
Some day you'll get your own movie couriers, just like Mikey wee um,
don't forget to go and like us and follow us and tell your friends.
Tell your friends to like us, even if they don't, even if they
just like you. Yeah, that's that's a good in. Yeah, that'll
open the door up. And then have tea. Thanks for listening everybody for
this episode of Listener Mail. I have been David's deco and I've been David
whoa look out.