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Oh, good morning for all you
podcasters a little after nine am. You

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are not hearing putting on the Ritz
by Taco right now. Dwight will be

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here any moment now. He's sitting
in traffic. It looks like sixty four

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westbound as an overturned semi as we
heard in the news. I mean,

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don't they teach you on the first
day of truck driving school that you,

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hey, mad, don't they teach
you first day of truck driving school the

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how to take a turn or without
dumping the I think we know the answer

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to what happened to the person driving
the zoo train. I think, yeah,

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that's that's the thing. All right, Okay, it was good day

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this morning, the sun was up
and feeling good and I had to have

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a The Hirshborn six might have been
right. Uh oh, yes are they?

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Are they still alive to hear this
moment? The Hurstborn six. Johnny's

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doesn't remember the Hirshborn six. Hey, top Golf, it's going to be

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loud and it's gonna be right.
Yeah. So they said, look,

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it's gonna be too much. It's
too loud, it's too many people we

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live back here. Well, they
might have been right, because last night

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it's seven point thirty. A man
was stabbed at Oxmoor Shopping Center in the

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arm and in the butt. Pullasville, Kentucky. There you go. So

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Aaron Ellis from LMP he's an LPDE
spokesperson, responded to a report of a

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stabbing at the seventy nine hundred block
of Shelbyville Road. That's my neck of

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the woods in Saint Matthew's in Oxmore
shopping Center. This man was stabbed in

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his forearm and it is butt.
Things would be worse if we had an

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abandoned mall instead of a vibrant mall. Well, no, here's the deal

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is anytime you put in some kind
of a golf course or golf facility,

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it just brings in the wrong element. Yes, true golf, violent golfer

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victorious. Yeah, Ray Charles could
have seen this coming, okay. Ellis

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says that all parties have been accounted
for for the incident. That means you're

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not gonna be charged. That means
they know each other, you know,

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they know each other. And if
he got stabbed in a butt, that

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means he was probably trying to leave. It's always been but thank you,

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doctor Falci. I appreciate that.
Hey, how about the guy that punched

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Mayor Fisher? Not able to stand
trial but okay to walk around amongst us?

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How about that found yesterday? So
apparently there was I saw that he

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was deemed in cocompetence stand travel.
They don't let him off right, drop

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the charges? Yah? Yeah,
because done. That's that's he's free to

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punch Mayor Fisher. Again. That
is the Louisville court system. We have

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lowsy freaking judges. Sure he committed
assault, but I don't think he's right,

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and it's on video right down here
on four Street live not they look

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like right down below us where it
happened. Uh, I don't. I

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don't understand that thought pattern. Look, there are a lot of examples in

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Dwight's life where you would say he's
mentally unstable to stand trial. Yes,

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so had it might as well go
ahead, right. A lot of people

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don't want Dwight walking amongst us.
Most people don't. That's why Dwight stays

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at home. But he's not here. No. But here's the thing.

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In certain situations, the courts would
prosecute to the fullest extent. For example,

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if someone came up to me and
they were going to rob me,

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and I pulled out my waft for
nine millimeters and shot him dead. The

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court system would want to put bury
me under the under the jail. It's

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it's just it's ridiculous. Oh,
I know, And on that one,

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definitely I agree with you on that
one. Definitely know you do, buddy.

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Okay, So gen Z, oh, gen Z, what are we

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gonna do with these kids? Gen
z gz you're talking about that report out

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of Remember remember I used to Uh, I stuck up for the millennials.

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I said, either not that bad, they're they're yes, they have issues,

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but they're not that bad. And
of course everyone made fun of gen

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X. They made fun of us
and they said, look, these guys

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are are are trouble and they don't
care about anything. But once they figured

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out what we are. We were
raised on water hoses and neglect. Oh,

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they left us alone. But this
gen Z oh boy, yeah,

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I mean, I just it's the
most narcissistic generation I've ever seen in my

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entire life. It's all about them. So the latest cool trend for gen

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Z landline phones. Yes, because
they look cool. They're bringing back the

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landline phones. Okay, you know, why me anymore? If you really

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want to commit to it, though, if you really want to commit to

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it, gen z bring back their
pain in the ass rotary phone. Yeah,

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we got to go. And then
ultimately, every time on the seventh

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number, you hit the wrong number
and you gotta start all over again.

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Yeah. Hell, if you're pissed. If you're pissed by the time you

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dial a couple of nights, you're
not mad anymore. I forget it.

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Yeah, okay, okay. According
to the National Health Reviews are Interviews survey,

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by the end of twenty twenty two, two years ago, seventy three

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percent of adults in households had no
landline. Nope, three of four houses.

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I think that's actually low, and
I want people to point out,

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like my mother has a landline.
We have we have a house phone through

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our internet provider, through our cable
provider. But that's it. That's the

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closest. It doesn't count. It's
not a landline. I got rid of

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my landline in nineteen eighty eighteen,
nineteen ninety Eight's gonna say damne no,

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nineteen ninety eight because I had a
cell phone. And the only cause that

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I would get would be right at
supper time and they would be is mister

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whipman in you know this? I
uh oh, Slim, hey, Slim,

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you got the comapment? Sam Casper
and older gen Z at twenty seven.

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He has a lineline? Was she? She says? She says she

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Samka Samanda says her her mom's husband's
grandma's phone is what inspired her to have

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a landline phone. So I will
tell you in nineteen ninety three, when

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they came up with the caller ID, which was a separate device. Yes,

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I remember you plugged the land the
landline into the caller ID and then

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another chord from caller ID to your
phone. Yes. And I almost cried

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because I could now look down see
who was calling and go nope or Star

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sixty nine Yes, Star sixty nine
was good too. Who's stalking you?

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Yes? So, but your name
came up with the phone number, and

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so I called the phone book and
said, hey, can I not get

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my name? You were? I
was, Do you remember because every time

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every time the hotline would light up
Jack Carrouac, I said, how do

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I get my name? Not in
the phone book? And she was like,

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well, it's two dollars a month, and I was like, it's

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two dollars a month to have not
print my to not put ink in your

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bread. She goes yeah, and
I go, well, can I just

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put it under a different name?
She goes, I said, how much

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is that? She goes, oh, no, that's free. So she

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goes, what name would you like? And you're doing this right now?

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She said, yeah. I go
I looked around in my apartment. I

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went Jack Carrouac and she was like, are you serious? I said,

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yes, you in the nineties,
I remember, I'll do that now.

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Jim Bullet. Jim Bullet had danger
Boy. Yeah, so when he called

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him, you just say danger boy. Think of all the money phone books

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are making now by not printing names. Woow yeah. And then when when

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you had the old dial up modems
on computers, you got to do the

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Star seventy, so you're call waiting
wouldn't click in and knock you offline.

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I think you could do Star six
seven and would block the number. Like

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if I hit Star six seven and
that I called your number, no,

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you couldn't see who it was.
This is gonna blow their mind trying to

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memorize all this stuff. They're all
out there writing it down right now.

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I saw something on the news last
night. It was on CBS. I

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think all these college students living on
campus whining about the stress of food insecurity.

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It's like, I'm sorry, college
cafeteria. What you borrowed thirty thousand

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dollars to be there, but you
forgot the meal plan? No, no,

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Susan, what Susan? And I. Susan read the article and she

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shared it with me over the weekend. I forget which college was, but

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they were protesting. They were doing
a hunger strike. The hunger strike that

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lasted almost twelve hours, which I
don't understand. On a hunger strike anyway,

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if somebody says, you know,
hey, Dwight, unless you give

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me fifty bucks, I'm not gonna
eat, I'd be like, Okay,

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what do I care? I mean
it do a water strike like in Preson's

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they go on a hunger strike.
Ah, I don't eat? Then what

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do we care? I remember?
Did the hunger strike? Uh? Okay,

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suffer? What do I care?
I only argue with the gen z

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is when I talk to them,
I'm like, you are miserable in the

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world. You created a line I
called Dwight a dip you know what,

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every day and he goes, thank
you. I mean, we live in

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our world. You created this sensitive, crazy, no one can ever get

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hurt ever world. And you're miserable. We told you you were going to

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be miserable. We called it,
Yes, we warned you. Dude,

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you're creating a world. You're gonna
be miserable because no one can say anything.

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So you're sitting in a dark room
looking at your phone. That's not

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my fault. That's problem. This
is a you problem, not a meat

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problem. Okay, all right,
talk about a kick in the gut.

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What else could we use of his
term for kicking the gut? Kicking the

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little bit lower and the giblets in
the junk? What do you call him,

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Dave? What do you call butt? Did I disagree with? But

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your biscuits? Biscuits? He says, biscuits. My mom says biscuits.

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I know. And that's I've seen
more people say that I've never heard of.

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Meet John Cheeks, Hey, John, all right, John Cheeks is

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suing power Ball and the Washington DC
Lottery. Good for you, John,

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after the numbers. Can you imagine
this happening to you? The guy that

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runs the website for the power Ball
in Washington, d C. Posted the

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wrong numbers of Johns match. Oh
my gosh, he thought he won thirty

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three hundred and forty million dollars.
Wow, but he had not. But

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hey, please tell me that he
found out be whore. He did all

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the FU calls like calling your boss. Hey, Oh that's right. There's

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no better scene than Reno nine one
one when they all think they won the

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lottery and they walk in. Have
you never seen Reno nine one? I've

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seen it like a webisite danglar.
It's funny about it, my god?

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All right, So he played his
family's birthdays. That's what a lot of

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people do. Everybody's birthday do whatever. So they posted the numbers on the

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website, but they weren't the same
numbers that were drawn the night before.

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He goes to the lottery website and
he thinks he wins three hundred and forty

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million dollars dollars. He is suing
lottery officials say a contractor posted the wrong

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numbers to their website and told Cheeks, sorry, dude, throw your ticket

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in the trash case. Oh my
gosh, end quote, great customer service.

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There, no kidding Oh, can
you imagine he's suing them? He

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is suing them. Yeah, I'm
gonna make a I'm gonna make a prediction

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he's gonna win in the end.
Yeah, I hope he doesn't crack.

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Take twenty five cents, Oh you
have I gotta be chef. There's not

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much money left. Hey, if
if Cheeks does win, I wanted you

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gonna spread the love. I mean, what was John cheeks nickname in he

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Oh? Come on, oh man, Johnny the Rump. Yeah, sure,

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Johnny junk. All right, let's
do uh, let's do joke of

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the day. Go and do that
early. Yeah, it's not that early.

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No, it's nine to seventeen.
It's just always lighteen. We're always

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late. All right, let's do
joke today. Let's go ahead and do

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it right. We got plenty of
stories. A man that h that is

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named Taylor Swift is having a miserable
life. Oh, Haraska man was arrested

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for harassing a moose. You never
don't harass mooses. I found something for

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you to make up for, not
for getting kicked off of going on the

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amazing race. Okay, what NASA
is looking for people? Next year Long

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Mars simulation Yeah, I got the
story. Yeah, I got the story.

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If he was I would say,
yes, that fits. Well,

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there's more to it, and we'll
get into that, like there's more to

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it when you get in there.
It's not just a peaceful hangout. We'll

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get into the Mars. There's no
reason to go to Matt Damon survived on

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Mars. You could do it movie
and it's still I watched it the other

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day, from beginning to end.
It's one of the best movies ever made.

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Which one the Martian, Oh,
the Martian. It's fantastic. Never

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heard of it. And we'll talk
about Barbie getting shut out yet again from

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the BAFTA Awards. What is that
the British Actors Actor in Film Television Awards.

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Yeah, it's not a big deal
because Barbie is an okay movie.

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It's funny after the British version of
the Academy Awards. Didn't ken know when

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Best Actor from the Film Actress Guild
Screen Actors Good, Yeah I think he

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did. Oh I see what he
did there my bad blonde moment. All

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right, let's do Jocos Hey Fellas
Hey, beautiful day like yesterday. A

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guy decides, you know what I'm
gonna take advantage of this day and go

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for a walk in the woods.
He starts walking through the woods, very

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peaceful day, but they he sees
a bear. Oh no, all right,

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and then the bear, the bear
sees him. It's even worse.

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The bear starts chasing the guy,
say all night. The guy's running.

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He goes, I'm like, I
can't out run a bear. So he

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starts praying. He says, Dear
Lord, I've been sea Steve. Please

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Lord, let this bear be a
Christian at least. That's when the bear

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catches up to me and knocks him
down. But all of a sudden,

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the bear stops just like that.
It worked. Hey, bear gets on

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his knees and he says, Dear
Lord, thank you for this food.

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That. How did your joke of
the day, February twentieth, if you

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believe it? Twenty twenty four,
Johnny, have a great day on the

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news. Yes, sir, all
right back after this. Were in your

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hot tub last night? Yes,
I was. As a matter of fact,

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Susan and I got it in a
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in there for two hours. Listen, folks, I'm not playing. If

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you want a vacation and you went
all of the stress and the worries of

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your world just to melt away.
It was just me and the woman I

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love sit and listen to the rolling
Stones, Hackney Diamonds and reconnecting. It

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was a beautiful evening that two hours
flew by like that. You could have

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a hot tub too. Think that
it's too expensive, think again, because

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this week hot tubs are fifty percent
off. This is the last week of

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the twenty twenty three blowouts. Come
on out there. You can get a

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hot tub as low as sixty five
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fifty hot tubs ready for immediate delivery. And did I mentioned twelve months same

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as cash. That's what Susan and
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Go down there see Todd Gibson,
Amanda the crew at Southern Comfort Hot

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Tubs and Becky and I enjoyed some
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I had some chicken that bores head, sliced chicken breast plowed through that.

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She's going to make a penny pasta
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from lots of pasta. I also
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crust, the fresh carrots, green
beans, no peas, and lots of

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chicken potatoes too, all the good
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lots of posta. We're gonna hit
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which is Skyline Chili ding ding and
lots of pasta doubleing. We're gonna hit

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the lots of pasta thirty seven to
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Matthews. I'll spend some time on
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the rabbit revioli. He loves that
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it's like candy. You're eating candy. H So go check out lots of

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Pasta and tell them the Tony and
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back after this, I'll do.
He was ready to wait forty whash is

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it, David Bowie? It's the
live version from Nirvana. Oh, because

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it is Kurt Cobain's birthday today.
I don't care what anybody says about being

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overrated with Nirvana. You weren't If
you weren't there at that time, you

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weren't there. Man, you understand
how they were sort of the catalyst that

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made that opened the door for everybody
else, Like they MTV and the radio

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station started playing Nirvana, which kind
of opened the door to all that Seattle

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sound. I'm just saying. I'm
just saying. You can pick apart their

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music now and say overrated, but
at the time they were significant in music

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because you went from that lipstick and
party, party, party, party.

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You know, every rose has its
thorn, brilliant poetry of music, every

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hair band. What I used to
that was my closer Kelly's lounge. Yeah,

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I would get a girl now,
slide the DJ a fiver and he

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would play Poison. I would singalongue
hear. I would go Every rose got

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the thorn, baby as it say, Yes, you're grammar there. Every

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every rose got time they woke up
and went, oh my god, I

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gotta get my life together. Yeah, you women got sober and I'm better

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than married. Soon after up with
you, I'm like the healing place.

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I'm rock bottom. You are rock
bottom. I'm rock bottom. This is

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the story that John was talking about
earlier, where NASA is actually looking for

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some people to live in a Mars
simulaly. Once you in there for a

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year, that will not be Nirvana. No, it will not be well

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okay, like toss in the desert
or something. Uh, it's no,

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it's a well Houston Space Center,
Oh okay, okay. And Tony said

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earlier that I'd be a good candidate
because I like being myself and what not,

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which normally would be yeah, but
it's not. There's more to the

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story than that. It's the Mars
Dune Alpha is the project's gonna be at

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Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas. Uh. When you're in the facility,

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though, you're gonna face various different
challenges. There's gonna be simulations of

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things that occur if you're actually living
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one about me, environmental stressors,
and in addition, they're gonna be asked

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to perform different tasks like spacewalks,
robotic operations, and habitat maintenance. I

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think the whole lack of oxygen.
Thing that will get rid of them.

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Well, here's the thing they're gonna
do it that they're gonna go and somebody's

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gonna step on Mars, right,
and then that's it. You're not gonna

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populate Mars now. It's not gonna
be a base on Mars. It's too

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far away. Everything on Mars wants
to kill you. The radiation. Uh,

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the lack of oxygen, the lack
of water. Of the storms are

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make cur cane here look like little
rainstorms. It's crazy, how uh hostile?

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Don't give me, don't get me
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by the way, space it is
too far away. It's too far away.

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If you're going to build a base, build it on the moon.

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It's three days away, three days
driving to San Francisco has made out of

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cheese or to boot. Yes,
uh so, anyway, if you want

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to if you want to apply to
be part of this, you have until

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April second to apply. Compensation is
available. The comps for doing a bit,

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will you lock me in a room
with a bunch of stem nerds for

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a year. The trip to Mars, by the way, takes about seven

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months. Seven If you time it. What kind of data did you get

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from time it around that you know
when they it's not all the time that

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it's close. They have to time
it cru so because it goes around in

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the circle. Dwight, Oh yeah, and then the other and they're not

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at the same speed, not lined
up. I'm not excited about Mars,

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but I am excited about Uranus.
I would love to send you to Uranus.

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I would love it. A guy
whose name is Taylor Swift explains why

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his life is miserable. Taylor Swift
way share. Imagine sharing the name of

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arguably the biggest females celeb in the
world in matter of fact, the last

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decade. Really the male Taylor Swift
is thirty, so he's in the It's

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not like some old dude. You
know what this sounds like. This sounds

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like a meet Leonard skinnerd gag.
You can book Taylor Swift. Yeah,

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oh imagine that. Oh hey,
everybody, uh from experience, don't do

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it. I was the first one
in that meeting you stand up and say,

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don't do it. Any other fan
base but a skinnered fan base.

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As soon as the singer shot to
fame, mister Swift starting getting teased.

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Similar to most kids, I was
trying to figure out who I was and

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who I wanted to be. But
a couple of high school bullies and a

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choir teacher. How bad do you
have to be if the choir teacher is

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bullying you hitting it with his wand
I was bullied by the choir teacher.

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What like if I'm the dad,
I'm upset. You mean the choir teachers.

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But the choir teachers bullying you?
Look son, his dad? Did

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you just say, hey, look
at you? You're a choir teacher?

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He says, it's miserable. He
says his name is the topic of literally

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every social interaction. He hates it. I wonder what his middle name is.

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You can work around this. Yeah, but then sounds like a serial

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killer if you throw that with the
middle name. Oh okay, later a

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minute. He's getting into politics.
This actually might be smart. Well,

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if your name is Taylor Swift,
you run for office, vote because people

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are gonna people are gonna vote for
it as a goof Remember the Edie Murphy

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movie The Distinguished Young Gentlemans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, vote Jeff Johnson.

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Why Jeff Johnson? He took h
There was just some guy he took.

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He took a former senator's name,
and he ran by that name and

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he won. Because that's what people
do. They look at name recognition.

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Yeah, it's a terrible movie.
So awesome are you talking about? Okay?

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Now I want to bully him because
he does this when he get when

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he meets people as an icebreaker line, I go, uh, Taylor Swift,

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please feel free to make jokes.
I'll shake it off later. I'm

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sure you will. Now all three
of us at that point would bully him.

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He's in the party we're at.
I'm on the side of the choir

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director. Now me too, Yeah, me too. I just or I

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just go okay and just walk away. So he's complaining about how miserable it

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is and then introducing himself as Taylor's
Well, how well, you gotta embrace

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it, I guess, But don't
be super nerd if your middle name is

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like beat Tom Swift and be done
with it. Yeah right. I wonder

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if he cries alone in his bed, I guarantee it. You guys don't.

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Yeah, a couple of times a
week. I don't either. Why

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Sometimes, Well, guys, what
you beat Samantha Heart, she's in trouble

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with HR at her Oh no,
no, Samanthas. Samantha's always walked the

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line, don't they, Because there's
Sam's when they're the bad girl and Samantha

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when they want to be a good
girl. Yeah, Sam has the double

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horns on one shoulder, but Samantha
has the haylong You know how you can

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tell the Sam's Samantha. Sam smokes
right, if she lights a cigarette,

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You're like, oh, we're in
for it tonight, Sam is here.

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Sam. Sam also goes a little
bit heavier on the eye liner, like

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yeah, right, oh you are, and then that little tiny line that

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all goes out, he goes out
to good god, what if she's a

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Sammy? What Sammy? She's a
you? Okay, oh you're Samue when

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you're little? All right? What
is she? What she do? Well,

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she got a new job, and
HR is now taking issue with the

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way her name appears in their system. It's not her fault. Her name

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Samantha Heart. So what they do
at her office is they put your first

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initial and then your last name,
and then the name of the business.

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So it's coming out short short,
So they're putting the what the way the

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email system is set up of this
business. Last name, first first initial

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name. So Samantha Heart, it's
coming out shart period H A R T.

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Human. So now they're making her
take another Moniker besides her real first

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initial. And our generation's a holes. I mean, come on, what

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the hell? Unoffended? Why because
short? And by the way, when

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we were growing up, you didn't
shark. You just pooped your pants.

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There wasn't a word for it.
No one's asking her out anymore. And

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that's the worst. We used to
have a production director here that would do

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that, just in the studio working
with him. Oh no, and he

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just continued to work. No,
It's like, dude, yeah, yeah,

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the tell me his name. No
you know, no, you know

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stop it? No, not sit
now, No, not Jimmy. And

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by the way, we got to
have a discussion about Jimmy the engineer.

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Yeah, he is a really good
looking guy. Can't find a date we

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gotta do. Who was to date
Jimmy the Engineer? I asked him,

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I said, do you smell?
No? He was like, no,

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I don't think I do. He
doesn't smell maybe shark stiff everybody. I

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was gonna say, how do you
know that? Jimmy doesn't smell. I'm

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a regular Biden. I'll go about
it. That's the first I got doing

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a meeting to say, good afternoon, mister bank president, how are you?

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Because I told him, I said
for me specifically, stinky is the

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first. I'm out if you're stinky, sorry, honey came out, asked

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that, and I will be honest, I'm sorry this won't work out.

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We're having such great we are.
Yeah, you stinky? You smell all

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right? So, uh, we
got to find something for Jimmy. He

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says, uh, he just I
guess he said. Did he say he

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couldn't? He doesn't. He doesn't
communicate very well. I'm not the one

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I'm doing it right now. I
think that maybe we ought to have a

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contest. Who was today? Jimmy
the engineer? And we will send you

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and Jimmy the lawyers will never let
us do to Baron knows pizza in a

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limousine. Oh you have a time
machine? Where can go back at time

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when radio is fun? Oh?
Okay, they listen. There's another saying.

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I'd rather ask for forgiveness and permission. May we just do it?

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We've lived our life like that.
We have lived our life like that,

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so I think we do a contest
who was to date? Jimmy the Engineer

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will send you and Jimmy the Engineer
in a limo to bear on those peach

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where you have a fine meal and
open open to all genders by the way,

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of course, Yeah, yeah,
well I don't see gender for once.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, No, I know, No,

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it's not open to old genders,
Joe, it's not. It's twenty

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twenty four. No, I'm sorry. Hello, we have to ask Jimmy

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first. It's twenty twenty two.
You have to be inclusive. No,

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we you do, yes, you
know. I don't think Jimmy would want

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to do this. If we have
to be inclusive, Jimmy won't know.

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Wait what, jim jim Wait what? Look Jimmy, don't think, just

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feel. It's been a while man, don't think it, just feel.

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Keep your options open. By the
way, when you do that line,

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you have to take your finger and
you have to smush the lips of the

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other person. Well they can't talk. Don't think, just feel. Feel.

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So anyway, should you be picked
up in a limb with Jimmy the

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Engineer, you get whisked away to
Barnol's Pizza, and then after a fine

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meal at Barnold's Pizza, We're gonna
have you go to Heart and Cheap Trick

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at the Yump Center. Wouldn't that
be a great People won't believe this,

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but we did. We we wanted
to find the biggest loser in Louisville.

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And we had a record number of
people sign up for said they were willing

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to be on a fifty thousand watt
rock station and be called the biggest loser

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in Louisville. We gave them,
so if you're the biggest loser in Louisville.

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And by the way, the person
that won, Wow Wow, And

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he he got a limo and we
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probably really good night for him.
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