Here. I know I'm being super bossy. Hello, welcome to Laura Kane
after Dark. What's going on? It's Thursday. While we dropped this episode
on Thursday. We're well into July. This week has been a week where
everybody's like back to the grind after the Fourth of July holiday. I'm Laura
Kane. This is my co host, Hi of five freaking years in August.
Five years, five years, five years to almost a twenty year friendship.
Oh my god, I appreciate it means a lot to me. It
means a lot to me too. Oh my god that you we've done this
like we we're doing it. We are, we are doing it. I
don't even know what I'm saying anymore. That looks like anyway, that's producer
Brian, I produce bro who has something to talk about at the end of
the show. But we also have an update on Eric's car disaster. This
car drama is never ending for an exord praying that this is like an end
to your torture. Well, let me just ask, did you drive that
car here you today? No? Okay, okay, okay, So we
have an update on that. I will never be driving it again. I'm
going to tell you a little bit more about a little hint about a reunion,
a big one that's happening in August. I'm not going to tell you
yet. I'm just gonna well now I'm teasing it. Okay, you're gonna
have to wait through the commercial. Still hear it? And I have for
you both another Laura Caane bad acting audition video. I can't wait now.
Now I have a question for you. What am I going to get to
be your date for this thing in August? I don't know. If it's
that kind of thing, I'll let it see it's it's a I can't really
it's a Laura Kane thing. Not a Laura Kane after Dark thing. No,
no, no no. If it was like a guest thing, for
sure, Okay, you'd be because who else would I take Stacy? Oh,
she's been in Washington, Stacy's mom. Yeah, I got thrown over
for the wedding, so I would be surprised if I guess if I get
to bring a date, Okay, will you come with me? I will,
okay, because that would be super fun. I accept, Okay,
good and then uh and then I and then we have Brian's things. He
has like a game for us apparently excellent. And before we get to our
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now, what are you going to do it? He really he really
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Like is that? Does that movie mean something to you? I love the
movies? Oh okay. But once I got it, I was all,
what was I thinking? Brian? Do you have anything that you've bought recently?
I was like, why did I do that? Yeah? You know,
I've got two things since Eric's were really lame. One was a paper
calendar. Well, I take it back, it's actually a calendar planner book.
I love tall leather, soft leather bound books. And I was like,
okay, calendar. I haven't touched it, so I know I won't
use it. So that's fine. Back when we were when we did our
segment where we all switched places, I bought a shirt that says God's pretest
little crackhre that was going to wear when I pretend to be Eric. I
didn't show up in time. Dang it. So I get to my girlfriend
who now wears it everywhere. I was to say, oh my god,
I would have worn that with pride. Yes, I love that. Last
night I was like, I forgot that's hilarious. She wears it places like
she definitely shouldn't like out in public, but that is so hilarious. I'm
like, I have like way more respect. I already had respect for your
girlfriend, but now even more. That's like he So the other day I
had to run an errand for a friend and this person needed something from the
AutoZone. So I go in there. What am I going to buy a
thousandone? What is going to be interesting to me at AutoZone? Like,
I don't care about car stuff, So I go into the little like nick
knack, like fun little things like the Hula girl that you put on your
dashboard or whatever, like those dumb things license played holders. I bought something,
put it, I installed it in my car. I've been driving with
it now for a week, and I just look at it and I go,
why did I spend fifteen dollars on this? Why did I do?
This is the dumbest thing I've ever bought. I bought a little mini chandelier
that hangs from my rear view mirror for my car. It seemed like a
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It's the dumbest you one hands down. Now at least I can acknowledge now
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god, Why did I do that? What I could use that fifteen dollars
for? Do you do you need me to be like your shadow and go
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no, how could I get in trouble at auto owne? But I did
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if you've noticed, I've kind of stipped, taken a step back from all
of my auditions and my voiceover auditions and all that crazy stuff because I got
I did get a gig, but it was for user con. It was
UGC type stuff and I had to do all these different shots with like a
bottle of like weight loss pills. I'm like, for one hundred bucks.
It was so much work. I was like, no, done, I
can't and they wanted all these changes. So I only received one like offer
that said I was at work and uh, I was pretty saying it was
a very slow night. It was Sunday night and it's late. So I
just during a little break, I scrolled through and I saw an ad for
a gig that paid twelve hundred dollars for one day of work. And the
role was a for the mother my age bracket who And it's a horror movie.
It's a real movie, and it's about a woman that goes to a
cabin to kind of reset her mind. She kind of has those some mental
issues. I'm like, ooh, I can identify with that, you know
what I mean. And her son and daughter go to visit her and she's
missing. So like it's something weird and creepy happens. It's scary. I'm
like, ooh, this is totally up my alley. I need to audition
for this. So a lot of times instead of just pushing a ply with
my profile. You have to put in there pre recorded what they say audition,
what the script, and you have to act it up, just obviously
to see what you're like. So I just bought this gimbal for the of
my phone, and I was super excited and I was playing around with it,
and I said, you know what, I'm going to audition. And
the sides were like they I had to be in one room, then I
had to be in a different room. I mean they were. It was
kind of complicated. So I actually edited it together and made my own little
film. And uh so I film this all by myself in different rooms of
the building. There was not one single soul at work. I was the
only one there, so I was able to scream like who's out there because
nobody was around. If they have security cameras, it would be the funniest
thing. The biggest trouble. I will say in now knowing that I am
less impressed with your gimbal though, Well, this is the first time I
ever used my gimbal. All right, let's just watch this. Okay,
here we go, boy, And I like, oh, don't I look
attractor? Okay, not hear it? Shoot can we play Can you get
it so we can hear it in our headphones? I think, so,
okay, that would be great, so Eric can hear what I'm saying.
Because I really I tried hard on this one, because I thought, one
day of work, twelve hundred bucks, how much fun would that be?
I love horror movies. The registration in your eyes I liked so far,
but what I have like zero makeup on and I thought that would be good
because she's a little mentally challenged. I mean not challenge, but she has
mental issues. I'm like, okay, that's you. Let's see all right.
No, no, Jesus, do you think it's coming through on the
on the video? There it is? Okay, playback, Here we go,
Here we go, thank you. Okay, that's it for tonight.
Who's here at this time? I added the sound effect great editing, Hello,
who's out there? Is anybody there? Who's out there? Amanda?
Is that you? Who is that? Who are you? You need to
leave now? This is private property. I'm going to call the police.
I warned you. I'm calling the cops. Leave me alone. That sounds
like, yeah, how you talk to me? Oh my god? Okay,
I see a shadowy figure outside, like a like a slender man kind
of guy. And that's why I'm like, who is that? Who are
you? And so I had to be dark. I had to find a
dark hallway these this was my inspiration. And then when I make the nine
one one call, when I come back, he's inside, and that's why
I say, oh my god, oh yeah, I got that. I
thought it was good. It's okay, Okay, I want to hear what
you liked and what you didn't like. Thank you, Brian, since you're
the most it's critical of everything I do. Okay, I think this was
better than some of your past attempts. Okay, it still lacks the that
kind of feeling where I genuinely believe that this is a real situation, that
that's how the person would be acting. Okay, it's just not quite convincing.
Not that you're not putting energy into it or you're not actually trying.
It's just I don't it doesn't sell me that's how someone will be acting.
So I mean, I think it's important, like when you are trying to
convey a character being like, Okay, what would this character actually be doing?
And sometimes it's bad direction, but in this case where it's self direction,
I go, maybe it's I don't know, just ask yourself when you
are the character is too much to this extent, you know, what should
you be? Like? What is the natural course of a reaction that would
be happening in this Now? Evan tells me when she does a role,
their pages and pages a backstory that she writes about the character. So she
no, I didn't have time. I was doing this on a fly.
That's fine. So then the character is you. So the character is me?
Yeah, okay, So what about you? What did you like?
I thought it was, well, it was your favorite part? What was
the best part? Probably where you were direly nine to one one and you
were all it was okay, it was a little forced, but I like
it was a good touch. It was a good touch, all right.
It's the part I hate the most at the very beginning, when you're like,
what do you say? What's the first line that's for tonight? That's
so forced, that's like just forced narration. So there's there are not very
many circumstances of that. Saying that out loud to yourself really makes sense.
But you have to find the one that like the one that does, because
otherwise it just sounds like corny acting. So like does it for tonight?
It's like more better? That sounds a little forced. I didn't want to
be so actory and like over the top. I wanted to be more subtle,
like, well, it felt a little actory. I'm getting better though.
Yeah, okay, So we'll see about that one, and then next
week I'm going to talk about the thing that I wasn't supposed to talk about
but it never happened, you know which. On the one that I got
like that, I got a call from La from the big name studio.
I never talked about it. Well, nothing has happened, so was it
safe to talk about it? I don't know. Okay, Well, if
the project is still happening, then I should probably know that. I'll get
I'll know that first, and then I'll tell you because this this is a
good story. When I when I'm going to be able to tell it?
Holy have you heard more about it since last time we talked about it?
Uh? No, Okay, that's all I'm gonna say. Okay, So,
Eric, what the heck is going on with your car? Did you
get a new car? Is it still in the shop? What the heck,
it is still in the shop. Ah, now you've hired an attorney.
I have. What's happening? Uh? They are buying me out of
my car? Oh that's good, So I am going to be able to
They are giving me what I want. They're just writing me a big fat
check and I'm gonna buy something else. Tell him you want it on a
jumbo check. It presented like, yeah, that publisher's clearing house presents you.
So is it enough to buy something like upgraded? I'm buying something comparable?
Yeah? Nice? Good? He pulls up in a portion next week.
Yeah, well, damn it. It really took a lot of work
for you to get to this point. You should. I mean, you
fought the good. But you know what, Eric isn't like that. No,
he he He'll get what he things is fair. And this is completely
fair and very reasonable what you're asking for because, like you, you could
ask for a lot more because you have suffered. Oh yeah, it's very
greatly So that's good news. I love that. Yeah, so see squeaz
really yes, squeaky wheels, squeaky wheel, this is the screaming wheel.
But you know I no, I maintained complete decorum. No, I'm not
saying you screamed. I'm just saying it squeals a lot more than squeaky.
Yeah, So it was like, you know, I just it's what's right,
Yeah, it is. And so when are you gonna get your car?
I don't know yet. They're presenting me with the offer, and then
I'm taking it to my attorneys. And because my attorney said, whatever,
they give you the first thing, don't that's smart. That's smart. That's
smart. Yeah, for sure, something other than Charlie's wedding, which is
like so massive obviously, I mean, you guys don't know, you don't
have children. But like, this was so much vodka do you think we
can bring on the plane? Seriously, this was a little as much as
we want, as long as the balls aren't open, okay, boy.
Then I just was holding in my arms. And now he's getting married.
It's like a big freaking deal. This is a big freaking deal. So
it's on my mind a lot, and it's and I can't wait, and
I'm nervous, excited, so many things. You would think the Laura is
getting married, I know, with the preparations, I mean, I've bought
your bake up eyelashes, shoes besides your outfit a toast? Okay, are
you going to do it via va ai chat? No, I'm going to
write this one from the heart, but I'm going to make it funny.
Yeah, good luck. Well, I'm going to just my My tone is
I don't want to Charlie, my lovely boy. I was just holding you
in my arms. I want to wish you the most happens boring, right
nice. I will say some nice things, but I also want to say
some things like like maya. Here's some things you might not know about Charlie
Gaine and some of his funny memories. Here's one of them. I'll tell
you right now. Charlie, when he was two, was obsessed with a
movie Shrek. Dude, I love that great movie. Kudos to him.
That's great choice. We watched that thing. We wore that thing out.
I think I did too. He would ask for it constantly at the store,
at you know, in public areas, in front of family, but
he couldn't say Shrek. Charlie instead called the movie cock. I think I've
seen that movie. Wait, I'm not joking. To go, mommy,
I want cock. How do you get from Shrek? To cock. How
do kids like turn words into other words? I don't know. I don't
know. That's not a word we used in the house, so he could.
He'd be we'd be at the grocery store. Mom, what cock?
I want to see cock? You know if we go to Vonds right now,
I'll say that to you. Well, I think that wouldn't be unusual
at our von No, probably not. Did I tell you that I wrote
with my anticipation of going to Charlie and Maya's wedding. I wrote them a
toast you did? I know it too, chat Gpt you like to hear
it? Not here we go? Yes, I would love to hear the
toast that you wrote, oh so long ago. Oh my god, I
wrote it from your heart. I did with the anticipation that I was going
to be Laura's plus one. He just did it. Right now, I've
been thrown over. Would you like to hear it? Yes? Of course,
ladies and gentlemen. I'm truly honored to stand here today to celebrate the
union of two extraordinary people, Charlie and Maya. As we gather to witness
this beautiful beginning of their lifelong journey together, I want to share a few
words about how these two wonderful individuals and the incredible bond they share. Charlie,
from the moment I met you, it was clear that you are a
person of immense character and kindness. Your loyalty, generosity, and unwavering support
have made you a cherished friend to so many of us, and Maya,
your grace, intelligence, and infectious joy have touched the hearts of everyone fortunate
enough to know you. Together, you form a perfect partnership, balancing and
complimenting each other in the most remarkable ways. Your love story is a testament
to the power of true companionship and mutual respect. Through life's ups and downs,
you have stood by each other's side, facing every challenge with the united
front, and celebrating every triumph with share joy. Your commitment to one another
is inspiring and serves as a reminder of what it means to truly love and
cherish another person. As you embark on this new chapter as husband and wife,
I have no doubt that your journey will be filled with laughter, adventure,
and endless life. I'm bored. Yeah, that's awful. What did
you just do? Charlie, Maya married some other like things back you just
kept reading it too. I was like, oh dude, did you did
you not like it? No? No, it was very generic. You
could have plugged that into any wedding and there was no personality. That's what
Laura's going to say. I am not. That's why I'm working on it
now. I went to so much trouble anyway, Okay, something else big
besides that is happening in August. Right when I get back. I don't
think I'm going to tell you much about it other than I've been this.
I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't know if I'm going
to pass out, I'm going to cry. I'm going to be happier than
anything. I'm going to be filled with floods of memories and it's going to
be awesome. In August that Jeff and Jerry show reunites. What are you
guys doing? I going to tell you yet? What are we doing?
I'm going to tell you yet? What day is it? I'm going to
tell you yet? It's in August. Okay, who said you're invited?
I thought, but you? Who says what it is? I'm not even
saying what it is. All I'm saying is we're all going, all of
us. Jeff's flying in, Jerry's going to be there, Emily's going to
be there, Randy's coming. That'd be cool. I'll be really interested to
see the week after, like the Monday after who runs the podcast. I'll
go back into my my second my co host seat. But anyway, I'm
so excited. It's something that it just kind of happened. It like just
popped up. And I've been so obsessed over this wedding that I haven't really
given it thought. But nothing. I'm just it's going to be overwhelming.
I spent twenty seven years every single morning with these people we were in.
I spent more time with them every day than I did with my own family
in an intimate setting, just us in that studio, and so we really
love each other and we know each other inside and out. And I miss
them so much. I miss our days together. I miss seeing them they
meet. They off the air were funnier than they were on the air.
That yeah, things we would pee our pants, dying, laughing at things
we couldn't say over the radio. But like it was just God. I
just miss it and I love it, and I loved our listeners it was
a great time. So it's really really fun. So that's August. I'll
tell you more about it coming up now. Brian, Oh Europe. Brian
has a game of some sort and comment about something. Oh you did your
comment? Did you do to your commentary? Yeah? I did about how
the things I hate at concerts? Oh? Yeah, because remember I have
no brain, so there's that. Yeah, I have no memory right now,
Okay, I have no capacity. Is what's gonna happen. We've talked
about some of the top TV shows, but I've got a list here of
the fifty top TV shows of all time, made up of the composite or
ranked by the composite of all their online ratings. So they're ranked by a
combination of every site that's ever given them a score. So what I'm gonna
do is, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna name a show and you
have to guess which ranking it fell out, fell out one through fifty,
whoever's closer. I don't know, it gets a point, so give a
number like where we think it ranked. So I'm gonna give you yea,
I'm gonna give you a show, and you're gonna give me where you think
it fell in the less one through fifty. All right, okay, let's
start with Let's start with an easy one. The Office ten twenty five.
Okay, so it was seventeen. Okay, so Eric wins by one.
He's only one spot closer. Okay, okay, you know one point,
Eric, you'll put in some fun music. We don't have any fun music,
okay at the random news music on There is no Rando news. Oh
there isn't double D music on. Alright, just something fun there we go.
Okay, Uh, mister Robot, it's one through fifty thirty four.
I was gonna say thirty eight. It's twenty four. So Eric wins.
Okay, true, Detective, I think I'm gonna say that. I'll give
you a hint. I think this should be higher. Forty six, twenty
seven, forty seven. Eric, you know your shows, okay, The
Sopranos, oh two, uh? Or No five? Shoot? No two
twelve, I'm going to okay, it was four. I got what?
So you got it? I feel like Eric was about to say four and
then he switched it. Okay. Stranger Things twenty two, it's actually at
eight. Oh oh yeah, they ranked it really high. I loved the
first two seasons a lot I thought, I think, I think the first
two seasons are incredible, and then three and on I was like, okay,
I lost interest. Yes, yeah, okay, one of my favorite
shows. It's always sunny in Philadelphia. Ooh, that's probably high up there
becauseous a lot of people have, like it's a cult thing. Yeah,
it's one of the longest running comedy shows. It's still on, isn't it.
Yeah, season seventeen. I think they're filming. Oh, I'm gonna
say eleven, fourteen. Okay, so it's twenty eight. It's not as
high as i'd like it. Oh interesting, all right, here's one that
I thoroughly disagree with, House forty nine. I'm gonna say it better be
Down't not that it was a bad show. It was not a bad show
at all. Right, there's so many other goods. I'm got's say forty
Shockingly it's at fourteen. Oh what yeah? Okay, all right. Three
more The Twilight Zone. The nineteen fifty nine Twilight Zone hosted by Rod Serling.
When I think one of the greatest TV series of all time? Number
nine, fifteen, eleven, oh one, yay, okay, where does
mine come in? Let me. I want to bring that one up.
It's better be on this damn list. Which one Breaking Bad? Uh,
I'm not gonna do Breakingmen. It is on here about I'm not going to
do that one. Lucy was like I love Lucy on there and stuff too?
Or is it does go back that far? Golden Girls on there?
I'm not sure. It's a long leay. Okay. The Wire, Oh,
I started watching that and then I stopped. I think that that was
highly rated. I'm gonna say twenty. I'm gonna save fifty. It's actually
six. What Wire's one of the highest ranking TV shows of all time?
And after guess one more than I want to hear. The top ten?
Yeah, Succession, Oh my god, obsessed. I love it. I'm
so good. Oh my god, is it good? Say ten? I
know it's higher than that. It's uh, it's number five, it's number
eighteen, dude. Really? Yeah? All right, let me give you
the top ten. Okay, some of these won't be a surprise. Number
one is Breaking Bad. Yeah, that's why I didn't bring it up,
because to me, Breaking Bad is obvious Number one. Yes, Number two
is Game of Thrones. Okay, it doesn't shock me. Game of Thrones
is very good. Number three is Chernobyl HBO Max's show Chernobyl. That is
hardcore and tough to watch. I haven't so damn good I have. I've
only seen the first episode so far by you know, it's like whoa like
we went o where the Sopranos is at number four. Number five is Band
of Brothers. Number okay, yeah, Number six is The Wire. Number
seven is Better Call Saul. Oh. I love that show. I love
that show. Yeah, I'm glad it's in the top show. Number eight
with Stranger Things. Number nine is Sherlock, which I think is kind of
is a converation that one. Yeah, it's like it's like House. It's
like, you know, dramatic episode. Yeah, I wouldn't watch. I
would never watch that. Ten is Peaky Blinders. Oh, that's a great
show. I did not like that show. Some other noticeable ones is at
number fifteen His Friends unfortunately new. Yeah. Number twenty one is mad Men.
Oh great. Twenty two and twenty three are followed by Narcos and mind
Hunter. Great and great good. I didn't watch Narcos. I think my
good Black Mirror is that twenty five of the middle Mirror is amazing. So
have you seen the new one with Aaron Paul or yeah, Black Mirror,
Orphan or Orpheus or whatever it's called. I don't know. Is the Space
one the one with this there? He's in space? Aaron Paul, the
dude from Breaking Back, Jesse Pinkman, that new it good though? Was
no Orphan credible or from Black? Yeah? Oh that's not that's not Black
Mirror. Sorry I knew it, but Black Mirror is so good? Yeah,
or fends Black is the one. It's called like Orpheus or something.
Let me finish this off real quick. Seinfield's at number thirty. That's surprising.
I know, the Boys at number twenty nine. That's the show I
just started watching, which is incredible. Disney's the mand Look, Oh actually
lost is that thirty five? Oh probably would have been higher if they didn't
ruin the ending. Well, gosh, it was such an original show when
it came out, there was nothing like it. It was every every week
you couldn't wait to see what happened. My favorite show of all time.
At forty eight, The Haunting of Hill House. Oh yeah, that was
good. Good. The other one wasn't good though, Yeah, super low
And then lastly at number fifty is justified. Oh that was good. Yeah,
I watched. I didn't watch. The whole thing is suns of Anarchy
on there at all? No, Oh, Sons of Anarchy was good.
There's some stuff I am surprises on here. I don't feel like it really
deserves to be on here, but you know, so, you know,
when I did the Warner Brothers tour, if if a show ran more than
ten seasons, they it got a plaque on the on that that's a lot
ten seasons. Yeah, on the stage sound stage that they shot on.
So they had a two and a half men soundstage, they had a friend
soundstage, they had a r when George was cool to see that. Oh
my gosh. And Friends how fun? I love friends? Oh my god,
Now Friends is awful? Horrible? What you two? Well, I
know the Office is infinitely better. No, Friends was no, Wow,
Eric, we need to retalk our friendships. How about Aways? Sunny in
Philadelphia? I love always seen episode. Oh you should watch so funny.
Oh my god, it's like sixteen seasons and there's a single season that's bad.
It is are some that aren't as good, but there are no bad
episodes. Funny. Yeah, and it's real, like really pushes it.
So yeah, oh my, it does such a good job. The lot
six seventeen dude, Okay, so start at the beginning? Is it sixteen?
Oh? Yeah? Actually the first season is the most mediocre. It's
not bad, but Danny de Vito comes in season two, season five or
six, it really hits season four or five, It really hits its stride
and just becomes like super Are they like thirty minute episodes? Or can you
jump right in? Can I go to five? Because I don't want to
do it? You should start too, Yeah, you should probably start it.
There's some storylines they build on there are good. Do you know what
I just started watching again and it is so funny. Do you remember Julia
Louis Dreyfus when she did that show after Seinfeld? Not VP, but it
was called The The New Adventures of Old Christine? Oh? Really vaguely?
Oh my god. That it's on Pluto and that show is so funny.
I love her. Is House of Cards on there? I didn't see it?
Oh that was so good. Did you see his interview with Peters Morgan?
It was really awkward? Is it recent? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
he just talks about how he's out of money. Yeah, he has
no money. He therefore closing on his house like he broke down in tears.
Yeah, Kevin Spacey, it was really did you see the documentary about
it? Yes, I want to feel bad for him, but he sounds
like a terrible person. I know. That's the thing, Like you want
to feel bad. Like he was acquitted on everything, like they didn't,
I think, on mostly technical stuff. Yeah. I think it was too
because he didn't do anything. It wasn't like super illegal, but it was.
It was just yeah, it was just kind of gross, but yeah,
it was. It was that I could watch him read the phone book.
Yeah. Yeah, him and like James Spader are in like this weird
category of people who just talking is incredible. Well yeah, and I feel
the same way about Jessica Lang. I could watch her just like slice bread
like. I love her. I will watch her in anything. Wasn't she
in American Horse Worry? That's right? She was in the good that was
really good. As soon as she left it went the toilets. You know
what. Kevin Spacey is really good in his usual suspects of course, and
American Beauty I watched that was a couple of months ago and I was flying
back from somewhere on the plane and I forgot how good that movie is.
Is shockingly good. After watching the documentary, I started House of Cards again
and it was one of the first Netflix shows I had to watch it.
You never watched it? You are gonna love it? Yeah, right is
so good in it. Oh, she's always good. Oh my god,
she's so fantastic. Everybody is good her and what's she reminds me of the
lady she was in Ozarks and she Playsman's wife and the Truman Show. I
can't remember her name, Laura Lenny. Yeah, she gives me the same
vibes as Robin Righteth fantastic at being bitchy and yeah, okay, So coming
up next week we have my fashion show. I want to know what you're
what you guys think about. And then I'm gonna play about the dress I'm
gonna pick for Charlie's uh wedding, and then I may play the song that
Evan's going to sing for their first dance. Is so sweets the wedding,
but one that has lots of like pockets on the interior so I can hike
up my skirt and pull out like a million balls of vodka. And Eric
displayed when I when I when I bum rush, when I brought bumrush rush
you during the service, and I dropped a bunch of firecrackers and oh yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna come balls out and come yeah you, I'm gonna
wear assless chaps backwards. So it's gonna be your thighs. That's a tiny
slip covering your your Yeah that's great. Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah,
anyway I want to see chapless asses. Yeah, I might just wear crotchless
ass less chaps, stop saying with like a Hawaiian shirt since it is a
garden wedding. Yeah, and flip flops. Yeah. Okay, love you
guys for listening. Thank you so much. Love you. Love you,
Brian. Whether you'd like to hear that or not, I don't care.
I do not care. I love you, Brian. I love you.
I love you. Oh that's how you pull it, Laura's flirt strings.
I totally you know my buttons so well, okay, don't work, I
know or anyway I've felt him in a while. Okay, so I know
i'd always have to Why do I always have to end with something gross anyway.
Yes, we'll be back next week. And on that note, love
of your podcast, I love you you love your podcast. Love you my
sweet babies. Bye bye, guys,