It's just like the old radio show with the additibility to swear a lot from
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getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word about the pirate ship. Oh, lots of things to talk about
tonight. How many people walked away from their TVs yesterday? Just disgusted,
Just fucking disgusted in Western New York. Shuck. Look, I'm not a
guy so bad. I'm not someone who puts a lot of premium on preseason
games. But I gotta tell you I have not watched a prec I was
out with my wife and I got like, I have the NFL Premium Plus
packets, so I can like turn the game. I can watch a thirty
minute version of the game afterwards. So I'm like, I'll get to a
tonight. It's a preseason game, right, And people are texting me all
night and I'm like, Okay, do I really want to turn this on
when I get home? Yeah? I have never walked away from a preseason
game, right, So disgusted. This is the Chan Gailey era, like
a crap, Yeah, we might be in trouble. It's even worse if
you're a Yankees. Fantastic. Yeah, I got kicked yet today, Yesterday,
Friday, the whole week. It's a season that's pretty funny. I
mean that was pretty funny. It's bad. It looked really but it's bad,
Billy and all. You know, Yeah, yeah, but you know
why, Well, no especial watch, especially when you wat. I watched
the Jets preseason game and then I like, so I didn't have to.
I didn't. I was so disgusted after that, I was like, Okay,
so I'm not gonna bother watching the Patriots or the Dolphins because they actually
played pretty well. It's preseason. You're starters, with the exception of Josh
Allen and you know, Davis Digs kincaide. They got their asses kicked.
Yeah, they got their asses kicked yesterday. Defense, offense, and special
teams. Well well we'll get deeper into that later on. But I just
I started laughing. I go, that's unbelievable. You have the what the
NFL plus NFL plus premium on what on NFL dot com. So In other
words, you get to watch all the condensed games. You can watch the
game on a replay. For some reason, I don't get the NFL dot
com. So yeah, can you watch that on like a smart TV?
Yeah assume, yeah, yeah, well yeah, because here here's the weird
thing that's logging in and watch that train wreck Danny. Here, here's what's
happening now. Because you've got uh, that's a great it's a great way
to do it. Do you mind my asking how much that is? Uh?
For me, it was seventy nine ninety nine, it's now ninety nine
ninety nine. For the season. You get red Zone with it. You
also get the All twenty two. For some reason, my ALL twenty two
is not coming up. But it's it's for the whole season or the month
whole season. The whole season is ninety nine nineties, the whole season.
I find that it's not live. You don't get the games live. You
get yeah, and you can watch it's over. Yeah, you don't get
to watch the whole package. Okay, okay, afterwards, okay, all
right, But all of a sudden, because I'm so I went to dinner
with my son last night and he's telling me that he's going to get the
YouTube NFL package. Okay, but he can get it at the student rate.
Yea, they have a student rate. But the student rate so I
think it's like twenty five dollars a month. I didn't see the price.
I just saw they they rolled out last week a whole bunch of maybe it's
not selling, yeah, and they rolled out a whole bunch of new packages
which still haven't rolled out that one that I want of, you know,
just the Patriots games or just the Packers games. That's what I would want.
Yeah, I can care less about all the other games. All right,
So okay, I might be rolling a Bible institute just to get the
student rate for the YouTube s well, I mean right, it was kind
of crazy. I don't I don't know. Grad student doesn't better what it's
Everest. I'll go to Everest to get the NFL package because it's cheaper to
go to college. I'll just say, like, can I go take an
improv class and set up as a student rate that, but go to the
Ralph Stool School of Comedy. I have a student But I know that they're
gonna be cashing, like they're gonna be catching people right there, they're gonna
be really, I think YouTube is gonna be Yeah, I don't think because
even we hear about Netflix, I don't know anybody who's gotten tagged by Netflix.
My kids are on my Netflix. I have the basic package of Netflix,
but my kids are on there, So that means if they're watching an
eye log in and they're already watching, I can't watch right right. But
I don't give a shit, and I have this I don't know what it
is. I got this stupid thing in my head where I'm going. I
don't want to pay for one more streaming service. I don't want to pay
for one more goddamn thing. So right now I have Sling. Who does
Billy? I have Sling? And the reason I have Sling is I want
to get ESPN so and I like ESPN. I like the NFL network,
so I can watch those things. I like FS one, so I have
all that on my on Sling. Then the over the air TV. But
I was talking to somebody who said to me, yeah, I watched the
game on Hulu. I have the Hulu package and it includes your local channels
for seventy five dollars a month. But then I just read today that late
last week at some meeting, somebody put forth some secret deals that are in
the works where Apple is looking to buy ESPN, and they believe that deal
will be fifty billion dollars. Apple is worth two point seven three trillion dollars.
I think it's just ESPN. I think they're thinking about buying all of
Disney. That's what I heard. Okay, So all I saw was the
ESPN. They didn't they didn't say any of that. They said, I
if the ESPN wanted, if they wanted to buy ESPN, that it would
be fifty billion dollars for just ESPN. Now I haven't looked too far into
this, but I was like considering that that's the NFL, NBA, w
NBA, Major League Baseball, NHL Hockey, UFC, and PGA Tour,
Tennis, Grand Slams, Formula one. College football is Big twelve and SEC
conferences, and eventually I think you're gonna see those two. I think you're
just gonna see two conference. It's gonna ultimately be the SEC in the big
town. I think, yeah. I think so. I think this is
gonna have it's gonna be probably morphed into the SEC and the Pac twelve,
the Big twelve, and they're saying in the coming months this will be announced.
So then I'm like, well, fuck, I have Apple TV.
I'll just stay now I'll get rid of Sling because then i'd have ESPN.
Well, but I like having the other ones. To the problem is they
like to keep their relationships with Sling and all those others. So like,
in other words, they're gonna like try to like, oh Apple will yeah.
Yeah, It's not gonna be just a switch eru. It's gonna it's
gonna be a little bit. It's they're gonna want you to keep your sling.
Yeah, but I'm not going to charge you more. But watch how
this they're gonna trick. They're gonna play games with this, cut the court
and sign up for thirteen different services, so you're paying more than more than
any more. That's the fucking thing that drives me nuts, right paying so
cut. Yeah, five years ago I realized, yeah, everything it ends.
This is why I feel like this aversion to it. And I feel
like I always go, oh, all the cool shits on but it's not.
But it's just like you know, it's that Foamo thing. It's stupidity.
That I have in my head. But I've still never seen ted Lasso.
I've I loved Ted Lasso. I loved it. It was one,
it was great. It was just such a feel good show where everything else
it was one I really look forward to. But I've got HBO Max,
I've got Apple TV, I've got Sling and Prime, and I don't want
to fuck my wife and I split the responsibilities when it comes to the So
we get free spectrum because my neighbors are like my landlord. They should say
like they get streamed. So that's part of like the rent. You know,
it's but okay, So she pays for Netflix and Hulu. I pay
for Paramount, and I pay for Peacock. Okay, right, so we
can n HBO Max. Right. She gets mad if my brothers or somebody
in the family, if somebody wants somebody's watching your HBO Max right now,
because she's watching I get it. That's frustrating. That's frustrating, and she
should have to write a first good money for this first write a first refusal.
We didn't change our passwords, so we did that. We change our
passwords. So when I get the textbooks, Hey did uh you did you
drop this like, no, I change my password. I want you to
watch what's gonna happen. And I'm making this prediction. And then maybe it's
a kind of a half ass prediction because I think the genie is sort of
out of the bottle of this. I think you were gonna see the networks
slowly dissolve or get eaten up by the Apples and the facebooks or the metas.
Yes, because I think that I know that there have been talks of
a of a major how would I describe this company trying to think of Forgive
me for a moment here, because I don't want to too much give it
away, because I'm uh no, it's not a conglomerate. It's a it's
a like the biggest audio company in the world. That company I was told
years ago they go bankrupt. I have no idea. I don't know,
but they were. They were. I was told that Facebook or somebody was
looking at buying them, So I wouldn't be surprised Apple does this. I
guarantee that some of these others jump in there quick. Yeah. Like there
was an episode of Family Guy about five years ago, you know how like
Fox has the little box that says Fox you can see through it. So
he's sitting there talking to Brian. They're talking about YouTube videos. It was
hey Brian, Hey, Brian, see this, and he's tapping on the
Fox box this this is over. Yeah, well it's it's funny. You
just I'm just watching it and I go, I wonder if that'll happen.
If this happens with Apple buying ESPN, will then some other meta or somebody
buy these other calls? Yeah, oh yeah, I totally see that.
Yeah, and then you're right, will increase. Let's see, this is
the thing, or or it could be like one of those things where you
get it for free because they get so much an advertising revenue. I mean,
who knows what's gonna happen. We can't foresee all of it, but
yeah, you're gonna pay eventually. Yeah, well over the air stuff will
will always. They have to the government has to provide. Can't wait to
watch me TV That episode of the Andy Griffiths Show. By the way,
I saw something that I saw an episode of Mister Belviteer the other day.
Man, I missed that guy. There's a whole channel on Sling for ALF.
It's just the ALF channel. Well yeah, Like so if you're in
a Pluto, you're a Pluto Pluto. It's literally just streams of shows,
that's all it is. If you want to watch the like, there's an
NFL channel they just sold show old games and stuff. Really oh yeah,
but I don't want to watch like a game from twenty twelve, a playoff
game between Philadelphia and the Rams. It's like, who cares? But yeah,
they have all that stuff. They have like a tosh Point Oh channel,
they have a south Park channel. Yeah, yeah, tosh Point.
Which good is He's not doing it anymore, is he? I don't know.
I don't think it's. By the way, just in terms of Apple,
they did this thing where how many times brands have shown up in movies
and TV shows? Apple is the most. It has shown up one thousand,
eight hundred and eighty four product placement times in movies and over five thousand
times on TV. Oh yeah, well you ever watch Modern Family? It
was like pretty much a commercial for Apple. Like they did the iPad like
seven hundred times they did. One whole episode was just on Facebook alone.
It was like, guys, what do we get lazy in the truck?
What's going on? I don't know. Oh, can't get everybody here,
so let's just do an episode on our phones. Okay, great, it's
pretty Uh, it's scary. It's scary, that's what it is. What
do you mean, it's just kind of scary. I mean, everything's gonna
be eventually like morphed into. I don't know, it's just it's I just
got this weird sense that you know, your privacy is gonna be chipped and
chipped away up to sacrifice more and more to get more and more stuff.
I just have that. I just had that feeling. Yes, that is
true. I believe that. I mean, and when you give up your
your when you give up, you give up a little bit of free Like
anytime you get an app right on your phone and it's you could you could
pay for something, or you can get it for free. But here's the
here's the catch. You have to we need access to this. This is
oh yeah done. Yeah sure. I don't even know what apps are those.
I haven't had that, Oh yeah, Facebook, probably Messenger, like
Oh, by the way, threads. That was the big thing with threads.
Threads more evasive than anything. They have access to everything except maybe your
bank records. Well, you know what's so weird is like I was talking
talking about okay, well there you go. I was talking about new,
uh, getting new running shoes, and I mentioned this brand, Hoka,
And the reason I never bought Hoca was they always look like like nursing home
shoes to me. They were like, really big, I have Hoca sandals,
Well, Hocas love them. Yeah, everybody loves Hoca my but here's
why my mom bought them first. So I so I was like, I
can't get Hoca that my brother got, like the Chevy tracks of sneakers.
Did go buy Sneakers. I ended up not buying Hocas, but not because
of anything. But all I did was talk about Hocas. I got served
more Hoca ads than I ever have. We had that one day. I
don't remember what we were talking about. Yeah, but it was like we
weren't even in the area yet, and I think two minutes later I was
flipping through and yeah, there was an ad for it, all all this
stuff. So I don't know, Yes, yes, yes, series the
greatest. Yes, somehow we can't get huts. Are Biden convicted for all
the stupid stuff he's done? But everything else is big spied on him.
Sometimes I wonder why the truth hurts man, the truth. I don't even
know what. I don't know. Yeah, I know that's I had four
and a half in the poll. Well the over I uh, yeah,
I don't know what that stuff. I still think, like what will happen
at the local level. I think you're gonna see, like radio, for
example, go back to local levels stuff because that's where that's the attraction,
that's the attraction of it, exactly attractions real or the national sports radio shows
have actually taken it have actually suffered because they don't talk enough local sports.
Right, So that's why I like. Now, I that doesn't mean that
I love local sports radio that takes one hundred thousand phone calls, no,
right, But I mean, I'm just saying I do think that you're gonna
start to see that happen and somebody's gonna buy and that'll be a model of
stuff. Right. But this other thing, those big companies, it's gonna
be Apple, it's gonna be Meta, it's gonna be Google. Probably will
get in there somewhere. Look for Google to get in. Like, I
hate this, but winter's around the corner. Let's just face the facts.
Okay, summer's almost still over. Let's talking to my wife today. We
were about to cry. But the point is that when when that first snowstorm
hits, or the first major one hits, the first story that people want
to talk about, even though the bills might have like won or lost the
night before, is like, yeah, but you know what, I'm not
worried about the bills right now. I'm worried about getting the fricking work right.
We're to getting my kids the school. Yes, that's where the local
comes in. You got it? And that and those are the things that
I think you're you're gonna start seeing go back? Or is my Keia getting
stolen? The you need to know? Could get why is Berkeley bringing in
front of my house? Where's my car? Man? I saw a story
that we'll get too later that the Berkeley would have been perfect for. Absolutely,
it's perfect for every story. Yes, he is perfect for every story.
All right, well we'll take him moment. We'll check him with Rayson
Randy. He was down and Watkins Glen. We heard him earlier in the
week. He was not He was not happy at all. I hear from
all weeks. I was like, I know he's miserable. And then he
put up a picture of he and I think he was with Kyle Bush or
Jimmy I don't know who he was with, was one of those and like
in his traveler who it was, but was Jimmy Johnson. I'd be like,
hey, Jimmy, you know Rayson Randy, like you died in an
accident. No, I think it was john Yeah, I'm pretty sure it
was Kyle Busch. One of these guys were like, if you meet somebody,
oh buddy, yeah, yeah, you know. I still like it,
though, so will admit that he hates the We'll check in with him
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bother some flowers. Miley Cyrus has a new album coming out next week,
and she's rumored to be the halftime show at the super Bowl this year.
I mean, there's all kinds of stuff that Taylor Swift turned it down because
she's trying to leverage money. I find that hard to believe it because they
don't pay. You have to pay the NFL, the NFL for the right
to right. But I think that the other thing is I wouldn't be surprised.
She's just fucking exhausted, you know what I mean in figure, I'm
just gonna rest it. I mean, you know, we're just coming off
the holidays basically, you know, it's like, all right, I get
it. But the rumor is that she was going to try to do I
have no idea, but it's her and Harry Styles, right, I think
it's Harry And then she's Oh, she's supporting if they'll work. I gotta
tell you she I think she's super talented. I mean, I watched that
dumb show when my kids were little Montana. Yeah, I mean it wasn't
even that dub. It was kind of cute, huh without the kids.
No, but I mean, you know Billy ray Sire. Actually, I
think it was towards the tail end, or it might have been reruns by
the time my guys came around. I'm trying to remember. I just remember
that being when she went out and had him Antenna on concert. It was
as big as this whole Taylor Swift tours. Ben Yeah, not numbers wise,
but just wanted to get into those get yeah, Taylor Swift did.
Taylor Swift is like next level. Man, I've never seen anything. It's
a phenomena. It really. It was done again like a lot of the
artists like Post Malone and all these, I mean, we'll Post Malone,
I don't get it, but hey, if you'd love it, go ahead,
man. No, but uh, Post is playing places like Darren like
I don't think Taylor can. No, she's playing, she's got she's gotta
play. She's playing stadiums, right, I mean she's yeah. I'm sure
she could. She has a scalar production back a little bit better. I'm
sure she couldn't look any she could play. You're absolutely right, she could
play anything. My point is, really, Miley, I don't I don't
get it. I don't get it. I just like so she sounds like
she's like smoked this pack of cigarettes before she's I like, I like that
raspy voice. I like that blue trash, trashy country. But man,
she pulls it off. She cain any. She could sing the phone Book
and it would sound great. I think she's done. Kevin Muir five eight
five seven eight. I think she's when she's done Fleetwood Max stuff. She
sounds great. When she's she sounds just like Zombie from the Cranberry is great.
We'll see h Hello, Race and Randy Watkins. How are you?
But what where are you? Right now? We're still in Walking's Glenn.
We're still wait for some of the traffic to league. We're picking up stuff
and doing all kind are pre get ready to leave sale or get left sale?
You're ready? Get ready? No, I don't do it that correct?
They can have all that, correct. I don't think so. Randy.
When we talked to you earlier in the week, you were not happy
with the way things were going down there. Did it? Did things change
for you? I mean things were better. I mean there was people still,
they still did something. The biggest deal I guess. I guess there
was like one bar up across there's another bar that's down up and around or
whatever, and they have a band. They have a band on Friday and
Saturday nights. He was laying whatever and all. They all they told them
and says, you can put donation dars off for the for the band,
but you cannot not see any money go across that bar. So they I
mean, we had the ball out, they did the bowl and stuff like
that. We did, we have the bawl out, But it wasn't nowhere
close to what have usually been in following years. Nothing even Yeah, I
can see drug deals in the woods, like for a six pack on the
floor and I'll throw you. I mean, you don't get me around.
They were still doing some shots and stuff, you know, they but it
wasn't a full blown bar scene like they usually all over the place. Okay,
I mean the one guy is the one guy's around, they got the
twist called the twist is something bar? I mean, they usually have our
slushy machines alcoholic custer, and didn't you set them up? So was it
a thing that you couldn't sell other people beer or you guys just get a
drink? Well, I know, I see what. Well part of that
was two where they're trying to keep the crowds down supposed because they're supposedly across
across from you know where we have the bowl and everything. The crowd gets
so big they would block the road. And when it blocks the road,
when it blocks the road, you can't for everything get by. So they're
trying to avoid that. And you know they're trying to make sure you underrage
drinking stop to have good luck with that, you know, you know,
and you know, so I just hang him taking my medicine. There your
heart pills vodka. Now I'm just taking my They had taken up myself for
my cluster raw on my diabetes. You're gonna watch that. After a weekend
at the Glen, I'm sure the food was off the charts. Next year,
Dry Watkins best race ever. Today's race was the worst ever. So
the most born saw yeah, so talk to me a little bit before we
get into that. What was the highlight of the of Watkins Glen twenty twenty
three for you? Oh today, me and Tracy I did it all started
out. We got here and we met the people that worked Kyle Busch's trailers.
So he used the guy and his what used to work for the M
and m's when he's with Joe Gibbs. Okay, and he's won. He
told us a lot of inside information last year. Okay, Well, when
we got here, we went to this his new We went to look at
his new Uh you were sure now he drives for We go walking up Tracy's.
That's the same guy as Eminem's, right, It sure looks like him,
and sure enough it was the same people that used to work M and
MS. They wanted him to go work with Bubba Wallace and Ty Guts and
he says, no, I'm not and he quit them and went to work
for and he came over our sierra to do uh uh Kyle Bush and Nows
and Dylan Okay, so and uh while we were sitting there, you know,
so we're shooting a ship talking with him and stuff, and he remembers
you. Oh he remembered us. Oh yeah, he did, he actually
remembered us. He says, the New York people are great. He says,
here's a lot of places people are assholes. In New York is a
great place. People are really really nice. For a few times that's ever
been said on the planet. Congratulations. I think he means, you know
the upstate New York stuff. Yeah, absolutely, so we uh so we
got to talk to him and he says, listening, I can tell you
something. Kyle was going to be signing Saturday morning or Sunday morning, but
he said he couldn't even know the whole thing all yet, but what was
going on. Well, we came back and he told us a little more
yesterday morning, and he says he usually or Friday, actually when Kyle does
this, when Kyle, when Kyle does this, Stuffy and Kyle and Kyle
he used to do with three times a year with Joe gets. He's done
a ten times so far with RCR. Okay, he uh he said,
he said what happens when they went to Atlanta. He said, people they
you have to buy. You get used to buy fifty bucks for them stuff
and you'll get a band gives you an autograph and you can get a picture
with Kyle. Okay, you know you got you got to spend a fifty
bucks and which is no big deal. Well he said, but he says
people in Atlanta, he says, they were camping out at midnight in line
in front of this hall apparel haller. Okay, so he tells me that,
and so hang out. I guess I just want to paint this picture
for people so they can realize. Okay, in the NASCAR community, this
guy is so big that he has a tractor trailer that hauls his merch.
You understand, you hear what I'm saying. It's like the Roman Stones with
merch. Here hater goes Kyle's hollow right now and he is car hollers going
right there, yeah, right down, watching his car Holloway when this guy
when when he shows up, he's got a whole I mean just thinking like
you don't if you've ever had a baby, you never travel lightly right you're
going, I mean, look right now, you've got your you just twin
grandkids, it's two strollers, it's car seats. Like the littlest person all
this shit, Kyle to me, it's like the baby of Nascar. He
it sounds like, and I'm sure there's other guys as well that are just
as big, but he's Elliot's got the most. But I mean, holy
shit, So you spend fifty dollars? Was there a line? Well,
here's what happened. Let me get to let me get to the story.
Sign let me finish. You gotta let me get to the story. Damn,
well, it's taking you for fucking I'm getting you want me? You
want me to get it right? Do you want me to just tell you
and always sucking and all that? No? Right, So so the guy
tells me. It tells me this is just so you might want to get
here early, get in line and make sure you get a bit. And
so my wife is a huge Kyle Bush fan. I'm not going to make
sure she's not going to not see Kyle Buss. I'm gonna make sure she
sees him. Right. So I go to bed last night in about ten.
I woke up one fifty seven. Now I'm not getting up yet.
I go back to bed. I wake up the quarter after two. Iss,
you know I don't get up now I'm never getting up. Well,
I got my happy ass out of bed, got dressed, and hustled my
ass up to the holler. I was at the holler. He's a turl
holler at two forty five this morning? Holy chair? All right, how
many other people were there? Zero? Role zero? Okay, I didn't
see anybody else until twenty after five. Husband of the year. Holy shit.
Yeah. Yeah, you went up there at two forty five am and
you sat in a chair by yourself. That's almost one of the saddest things.
That would be the best part of the weekend with my kids. Did
you fall asleep in the chair? No? No, I took about a
ten minute and nap, and that was It wasn't bad. I mean it
was. It was really nice when I first got up there and started to
get a little cold, and then Tracey, of course, you know,
people started coming, and one guy came down, like about six thirty people
started piling in to come because they're only giving out one hundred bands, So
they're only doing a hundred bands at fifty dollars a piece. Yeah, but
you gotta buy fifty dollars worth of merchandise. Yes, me, Tracey,
about two hundred and seventy. We just thought we'd just flirted two hundred and
seventy dollars on Kyle Busch merchandise. But that's just today. You don't tell
you what you know how much we spent the other day. And I'm not
gonna tell you the whole amount. I'm a whole amut jay See how much
eight hundred ninety bucks Kyle Bush stuff? Yep? What what do you should
have given you? Any job? I was gonna say it reached around,
but I got you safe thing? Uh? Wow? What was like?
All this is all new stuff and it's all his new car number on the
US. I mean we got shirts. We I bought her. I got
her a helmet. Thats one like a terrifict of one of his helmets I
got Kevin. He's ever gonna wear that? No? She's like, no,
no, it's for show now let me so, let me finish the
story. Tonight's gonna worry, okay to put a new pull in just because
of Randall here he's got the Randy wing of his well. So we're sitting
there and I'm talking to people, and one of her best part, So
there were three of the God's guys sitting there. At first, this lady
comes around a corner. She goes, oh, you're over here. She
was on the other side of the trailer for forty five minutes. She thought
she was the first one that she looked up us all the trailer didn't have
the death not where the doors open up to sell the merchandise, so she
had to come around. She was number four, number one. So people
start coming, and then the apparel people to eat. Two apparel people that
make this stuff. They come around and they're talking and seven, what times
you get here? I said, I was here at two forty five?
And they turned her and said what time are you get here? I said
two forty five? And when the next guy here, it's still about twenty
eight for five, All we go and so we go. They open up
the thing, We pay for our stuff, go get our bands. We
come back to the kinker. They opened up at eight o'clock. We go
get ours, we can buy some stuff. We come back. I eat
breakfast because some pop Tarts real quick. I jump in the bed, grab
our nap. We get drafts. We get drafts. We go back up,
time out, time out, time out. Just I need to is
pop Tarts still a sponsor of NASCAR? I thought the number seventy three.
Was there not a pop Tarts car for a while, No, there was
not a pop to out car, but they were part of Kelogs, so
they were on the car. Okay, there was a total sense. Yeah,
so he went back. He had a couple of pop to go,
so we go with that, honey. They were generic pop tarts. They
weren't through Ketlogs Dot or there's jen Eric once from all these you know,
popp Omega's, they're called tarts pop. So we get up. So we
get up there and no, we're the line if people are line up because
he's going to sign a ten forty five. So we get up there,
we walk on, we're about halfway down the line. No big deal,
you know, no big deal. And all of a sudden here comes Kyle.
He's got two golf carts regards with him because people try to bother him.
So he gets he goes up in the thing. We're sitting there,
and we're sitting there talking and also there comes the guy coming, Hey,
where's my two forty five people? We stuck our head doogs right here,
he says, follow me. He takes me and Tracy up in the back
door of the pearl trailer and says, you're gonna be the first one to
gee Kyle, you got here two forty five. We told him you got
here two forty five, and he says, you've got to be kidding me.
So we got to be it's a personal thing. He so we he
came down and talked to us, signed the helmet that Tracy got, signed
a signed a sign. Well, they they took all kinds of pictures like
you wouldn't believe that if the future photographer from NASCAR sing our cr representative was
there, the head representative from one of the NASCAR representatives was there, and
they took a bunch of pictures and we got to talk Kyle for a couple
of minutes and stuff, and he got he's that dedication. I said,
Well, off for my wife. She wanted to be here. I made
sure she's going to talk to you and see you. That's what's fourth.
Not about me, It's about my wife. And and if you say that
he thought it was cool, Yeah, everybody thought it was cool, you
know, and it was I mean, we throw get around Tracy, Tracey
hit it tear in her when we left. Wow, so Ray, I
mean, we're I mean, I'm good. I knew there's like rolls of
people out in front of this hall are looking at us, talking n Kyle
and getting pictures taken. Yeah, and everybody else is still in line,
wait to get the wait to get his autograph and you know and everything.
Much time did he spend with you? Probably five minutes tops, the amount
of time when you've got a bunch of people that you're moving through, and
it's it's at ten forty five in the morning and he's got to start the
race. What time was the race? Three in the afternoon? The race
three and afternoon. Yeah, so, I mean, I'm sure there's some
mental preparation he wants to do that kind of stuff. He didn't. He
didn't even get into the top five though, did he. No? No,
not a great day for today. Yeah, but uh, it was.
I mean it was fun. I mean we had a great time and
you know, all Me Tracy get big kiss to each other and that was
so much fun. And you know, we had a riot. I mean
we've never done before. You and Tracy gave each other a big kiss.
Is that what you just said? Yeah, we did a liplock right there
behind the trailer. Oh good, I think that's awesome, and she said,
she said that, she said to me, thank you for getting up
this morning getting in line for me. Yeah, you're a great husband.
Well did she know you were getting in line or did you just go do
it? Oh? No, no, no, no, she knew I
was going to do it, but I was going to get up like four.
Yeah, I woke up to two two fourteenth, So I'm just gonna
get up. And it's a kid at Christmas. Man, I gotta go,
I gotta go. Well, that's really honestly, Randy. As much
as I want to make fun of it, it's a very sweet and loving
thing he did. And I hope, I hope you get it back in
spades, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, oh, I understand.
Yeah, we don't worry about that. But yeah, I mean,
but I mean I do. I would do stuff for the traies like that.
She really wanted to. I mean, we got his picture before years
ago with her inside the garages at the Glenn. Now we got that she
spen actually spent a little walking and walking in a picture. We got a
chance stop and talk with him for a few things, and he was great.
He was awesome. Man, did you get did you give him any
advice for the for the race? Just just I'm just going to win it.
Just go win it. Okay. What would Tracy get up at two
in the morning for you for Richard Petty? Would Tracy get up for me
at two o'clock in the morning for Richard Petty? Uh? Yeah, yet
you would, yes, yes, of course. So who on William Byron
win this race? Yeah? Wayne by It was a snoozer of a race
today. It was a snoozer of a race. I mean it was like
Tracy. When we were talking to Field people, they don't do it when
they do. They used to do the stage Wednesday would stop, everybody would
go, somebody would go pit and all that stuff. Right, Well,
they didn't do They won't do that on the road courses. And they just
never got bunched off it with one caution all for good time for Chase Ellot
running out of fuel? How did he run out of fuel? A kind
of fuel management? Is that bullshit? I'd be pretty fisted up the creuchie
for that. Yeah, but you know it was, it was and hasn't
if you got all you had one job, you know what I'm saying.
You had one job and with these things, don't ro we know that you're
needed. I come on, like, seriously, you run out of fuel?
Are you watching NFL presecon on? You know, they, like I
said, Michael McDowell had a great card and you know, if you had
to never missed you in the pitch, you werena you were gonna lead me.
He had two missus here, he got him going back. Then he
end him blowing up a motor. You know, Chase just just didn't have
the car. Kevin Harward started back way back. He just didn't get a
good qualifying it. And Kevin showing his age and stuff. So you know,
it's just you wait a minute. Wait. I thought that like the
older you get, the better you are on the road. But if you,
lady, say bunny who usually is the one that goes into the front
of a building, mixes up the break and the gas, there's there's a
peak point. But I'm expect it to be at like thirty right, well,
you know I expect it, you know. So I mean the young
guns are here. I mean there's younger guys that are better and all quicker,
and you know they're good and just now almost anybody can win it now.
So well, you know, William Byron had a great time, he
had a great car today and he want I think yeah. And so Chase
Elliott, now we have to say, is pretty much out of the playoffs.
He's got he's got a win day Tona next week. Okay, that's
right. And he's got a win day Tona and he's gonna need help from
his from his freaking teammates to do that because he ain't never gonna win and
they want to believe me, NASCAR wants him in the chase. So so
as a team, do they strategize to try to get Chase Elliott the win
or they probably will I'm sure they will, or everybody elsten for themselves like
they want to win. They want to know. I'm sure that mister Hendrick
will put the rule for his foot down and say you need Chase to win
this race because he wants because he wants cut the car in the chase.
For one, he gets more money from the sponsors too. It helps NASCAR's
ratings to Chase or not at NASCAR ring, who we hurt? Yeah,
all right, well it sounds like it was all in all this might have
been one of the more memorable because of the Kyle Bush incident with you and
Tracy, one of the more memorable trips to Watkins Glenn. Oh, it
was great, just one of the definitely one of my best of mean trick
you ever had, no doubt my mind, and nearly a thousand dollars worth
of merchandise. But honestly, I think now you probably your merch is probably
worth over a thousand dollars with his autograph on the helmet and stuff. Right,
I don't know where it's worth, but it doesn't matter which ours matters.
Yep, I got you. You want to buy a magic Johnson autograph
jersey for seven hundred dollars, that would be a big no, Dandy,
got just I gotta take it for a ride, Randy, Just I gotta
take it for a ride. Yeah. If it wasn't authenticated, you probably
did. Yes, it might have been. It might have been worse.
Seven hundred bucks at one time. It's real, It's it's legit. It's
just really blay all right, all right, Well, uh, we'll talk
to you next week, Randy. I hope getting home and getting out of
there goes smoothly for you, pal, and thank thanks, uh, thank
you, And I think that's fantastic. What what you got? What you
did for your wife? Yeah, I did. I made sure you said,
I did this for my wife, so make sure she got to meet
can talk with him. So then we did. Randy, is this wife
number three? Yes? Third times of charm? Third times of charm?
That's right, buddy. All right, you're going. That was great,
Randy. We'll talk to you next week. Drive carefully, see Randy.
All right, buddy, we're talking man. Yeah, but can you believe
that? Yeah? Eight hundred dollars worth of god damn two forty five in
the morning. Eight hundred dollars. Yeah, I totally believe it. I
mean, to be fair, if you go to a concert, you're buying.
If you're buying a shirt in a hoodie, you're paying at least one
hundred and twenty. You're the shirts are like forty fifty bucks now on hoodies
are like sixty seventy. Yeah. I never have any desire. I really
don't. I mean even for the stones and stuffing. It's so funny because
I saw two women today in stone shirts. One woman was walking to where
I lived. There, she was going down to the pool and she had
on a stone and it had to be like a Saint Patrick's day because it
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of the kind of weird. I'm curious if this happened in your homes,
would your significant others be able to continue living there? I don't know.
Well, we'll go. But the woman who uh did this TikTok video in
the video, and of course you can't. We won't see her, but
we'll hear her. She uh, she had on a stone shirt. So
but I would go buy it like after market, I don't know, or
I'm not at the concert, like you go on the website after the I'm
saying, or or I'll just go yeah Amazon, No, no, no.
When you're in school and you're in high school, you got to wear
that con next to show her. But I went to the concert last night.
I think the one I did buy was the Who when I went to
their farewell tour in nineteen eighty nine. How many farewell tours? How do
you think at that point the shirt for like fifteen bucks. They were yeah,
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into the ocean. Well, the fault lines like the border today today,
what is it five earthquakes now in California? Five and four three point one's
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think it's the mud slides in La up on the hills and stuff. Yeah,
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on the West coast typhoons's very rare. It could turn into a typhoon.
We was the last time we heard about a typhoon in this country. No,
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Kevin Muir with the five day forecast. So how about this there's uh we
talked about frogging before on this show, where people are like living in somebody's
house. Oh yeah, you know, well, yeah, I think they
were. I think it was based on actual frogging. The trend name after
a frog's habit of leaping from pad to pad. It's said to be growing
concern for law enforcement has been dead Lifetime even covered a particularly harrowing case out
of Hawaii in the true crime production frogging and they spell at PHU hide her
in my house in July. Well, listen to this. This is a
woman who went on TikTok and listen to what she what happened in her house.
So at six o'clock in the Moraine, we woke up because we heard
noise. Oh here comes the police said. Then and we heard this noise,
and so it came outside. I thought somebody was on a roof.
And I'm looking around. I'm standing at the front door and I'm like peeking
out and I see the grass moving over here. O grass is moving.
A fucking arm comes out of the hole and is feeling around, A dirty
ass arms feeling around this hole outside and there there is a whole ass man
living here for months, living underneath the house. Whole as a whole ass
man. You know how creepy it is. A fucking arm come out of
this feeling around the side of the house. Imagine being half awake and seeing
it arm, a dirty arm come out of this hole. So then what
the videos show you is like some of the police show up and they're shining
a light. I think this is I don't know that there's a basement clearly
a foundation, so it might be like a dirt. I don't know,
like I had like a dirt underneath a porch that I you know, you
would had vented and stuff so air can circulated under there. So this guy
had crawled through like an open space and he was just living under their house
for months on end, and they started to hear all these weird noises but
they didn't know, and I go, I would have it would be creepy.
I would be I mean, I know, like if I were married
or something, I can only imagine, like what would it be like in
your house? Yeah? What would it be like? What would your wife
be? She would have probably already gotten a shotgun? My wife has pro
guns. But would she move? Would you be able to stay in that
house? Would she feel safe in that house? No? Yeah, it's
I'm wondering. How about you You've got I mean, you've got young kids,
Well, you have a young tea. Try to be out there trying
to make friends with Well, I'm sure, but I mean I'm just saying,
like Jimmy, but how about your wife? She'd have to go outside
and do something to be able to see that she's not outside but then again,
like with the whole outside, I'm kind of curious, like did the
guy renovate it a little bit? As down there? I think it's like
all on the dirt to get so I'm looking like he's down I don't know,
I couldn't tell. It didn't look like a it didn't look like a
house that had a basement. It just looked like the foundation. And then
you were just above it and this was like ventilation that just I don't know.
It was in California, southern California, So I go, what in
the hell? Man? That's like, yeah, that would be really scary.
It would freak me out, take me out. But then start to
feel bad, Well, yeah, you feel bad, and you start to
say, how long you've been here? Yea six months? You haven't bothered
me, So how bad could it be? Right? Do you need help?
Man? So what's going on? So they call the cops and and
she's being called racist because it was a a black man, and she kept
calling it a dirty arm at dirty, I'm sure the guy's covered in dirty
laying in the dirt. I don't think. I don't think it was meant
to be a racist statement at all. But a dirty man. Dirty.
But the thing that was strange to me is I'm going you live under somebody's
house, and then she's the cops are coming and they're gonna arrest him.
He didn't have a sure it on. He's in shorts, and I'm wondering,
like does he keep his clothes like outside over and they had like a
car poard or something to you know what I'm saying, you could what a
fantastic way to live. It's actually pretty brilliant if you think about it.
This guy's pretty resourceful. Is it technically squad and can they be victim from
that? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think
it's technically squad. I know what you're saying. I don't think so.
Squat. You have to be in the actual residence. I believe this is
not in the resident. This is underneath, This is underneath A good lawyer.
Yeah, but I see see. I think I would go out there
and feel bad for this guy, and but I couldn't let him continue to
live. No, right, I'll try to get him help, but I
can't. Like I'm saying, too, you can't live here. But the
neighbors have a nicer basement. Yeah yeah, yeah, like you maybe I
can help some time. You don't have to go homeless, but you can't
stay how that would just absolutely freak me out if I saw that. Oh
man, that's that's scary stuff. And you gotta wonder, like how often
it happens. Because she didn't, they didn't know for how long. Now
I want to know how they found out he was living there for six months?
They just admit it. I guess yeah. I think because she shot
this kind of post and then when the cops showed up, she put it
together. So she had edited this video, but she had done it before.
Did you imagine going out there they don't think you know, there's like
a snake or a raccoon or something. Make right sure that's what it is,
Bob. You know that's the thing that would freak you out. It
freaks you out. Would you find an animal in your house? I remember
a possum in the garage as a kid. Maybe he causes earthquake? No,
maybe, I just I'm thinking, man, well yeah, wait,
hold it back up. What if the earthquake had unearthed him let's say today,
right, Yeah, if they didn't find this out, won't you be
more freaked out about the earthquake or this dude just rising out of the ground.
The dude rising out of the ground. But I remember as a kid,
like there was a pot the garage garage was a complete mass my parents
house. I used to go. It was my job to take the garbage
out. So I used to walk to the top of the stairs in the
garage and then try to like drop it down so it would land into the
garbage can. Sometimes it would you got it, And sometimes it would hit
the side, split and go and I just wouldn't say anything. I just
leave it it. Well, then animals and stuff somehow would get in the
garage. Well, one day I go out there and I would I got
yelled at, so I had to walk all the way down the stairs in
the garage and I and I go over and I lift I don't think I
lift the lid. I think I went to put them. There's a possum
land there and it's all curled up, and I like freak out and run
upstairs and then tell my dad there's a dead possum in the garbage kill.
So my old man comes out with a shovel and he's gonna get it off.
As soon as he hits it, that thing pops up, jumps the
two of us. Like he let out a yell. I let out a
yell. We're running up the stairs like it's gonna come and get us.
It's more scared of us than we are of it, probably running away.
But now imagine that it's a human. And I'll tell you what. I
think people could have lived in my parents' house and they would have never I
swear to God, Danny, I'm not kidding, because I think there was
a time where my like anytime my parents were not around, I always threw
parties. So it became known that I would have parties, and some kids
thought my parents were out of town. And this one kid told me years
later that they got in the garage. They came into the back door,
never locked in the back door of the garage. They went up the garage
stairs and they were gonna come in, and they could hear my dad talking,
and so they just snuck out. And I go, you know what,
like like no one ever knew there were no ring doorbell cameras, there
was no noise. What noise, that's just the strange noises around here.
Got to sleep. Can I have to say at a party there in your
house and you weren't invited I so they bill, sorry, this is a
private party. These guys, these guys broke These guys came into the house.
Yeah, when I wasn't there. I believe that they drank all the
beer. They then took my baby gun. They set it up all the
beer cans on the wood burning sef at summertime, so it'sign on and they
set up a pyramid and they shot it with babies and then uh, and
then left and I came home to this mess, and I wasn't having parties.
I decided I was not having parties. But people knew that I was
alone and that that house never nobody ever locked any doors, nobody did anything.
So they got in and that I needed So I wasn't twenty one,
so I needed beer to be to be dropped off. So there was this
wonderful family that lived around the corner of the Walsh family and uh, it's
a wholesome name, but yeah, that was the Walsh family. So I
believe they were the moral compass. Kevin Walsh listens to this podcast. He
still lives down at Poughkeepsie but his brother lives up here. They live,
he lives in Penfield. And I called and their dad. I called their
dad and I said, listen, can you get some beard. These guys
came in. They I mean I told him the story. It sounds so
far fetched, like I'm making an excuse. Hey, some guys came in.
They drank the beer. They set it up on the can, the
empty kids and shot it. So he drops off two twelve packs on the
front steps and I timed it so I get home. I put him.
My parents got home early. Oh okay, my father's like, I don't
know, it's just a gift welcome home. I think that's what I said.
He wasn't buying it. He wasn't buying it. But he didn't get
the old Maranchian house. I mean I had the parties all the time with
that. Was it known as the Maranching the maranch No, it was not
Morans. No, it was just a ranch house and my dad building.
He put a lot of loving care into the house. He never had a
power tool, I don't think in his hand. He grew up in Brooklyn,
so is that not exactly a place like twenty seven years old? Built
the house, had never done anything. Yeah, I mean I I was
still trying to find myself. I look back now, I was employed,
and I think to myself often I look back and I think, should we
invite this kid in? He's staring at in the window. Come on in,
come in, Come in. You gotta Paul. You can't come on
in. Talk right into this microphone. Come on over here. What's your
name, Elijah? What do you do? Uh? Walk around? You
just walk around that idea? Do you play sports? Basketball? Basketball?
And you got an y MCA summer shirt on? Ye, the camp shirt.
Did you go to YMCA camp? Yeah? Not today? Well it's
Sunday, Sunday. Sunday, didn't have a camp. You're going to camp
tomorrow? Nope, camp done for the summer. I'm going to school Wednesday.
You're going to school Wednesday? What school do you go to? Liberty?
Where's that Pennsylvania? Oh, so you're up here visiting family or something.
Oh, very good. Well this is a podcast podcast yep, you
get to you can listen to it on the internet. It's like a talk
show. We did a movie. No, not a movie, No,
we wish no. So what are you doing Liberty? What grade are you
in fourth fifth grade? You're going into fifth grade? Yeah, all right,
we'll enjoy your Are you getting Chinese food? Do your family? Well?
Congratulations, enjoy your Chinese food. You're free to go. Is that
your little brother out there? Yes? Yeah, he's shy. Well that's
all right, Well you can go. You can go hang out with your
brother and enjoy. What are you getting at the Chinese restaurant? I don't
know, you don't know, well number forty two? Do you like Chinese
foods? Alight? Is like? What is the podcast? What is a
podcast? So pod? Still trying to figure that out? Of a podcast?
Billified? Yeah, you see it? Is it coming out today?
We'll put this out tomorrow. Yeah, there's one hundred and eighty episodes out
already. He like a video in it. There's video too, Yep,
there's some video. We are there four people? Yeah, you're a fourth
you're the fourth person. Well, where I don't get I can't see myself
on the camera. Did we not have on camera? No? I didn't
Oh yeah yeah yeah. Action first, Well, we moved the camera so
you wouldn't be on it because it's probably not okay to have you on we'd
have to have your mom or dad's permission. You understand, that's all.
That's all all right, all right, you should probably go out through your
brothers against the window with his Pikachu shirt on. All right? Why you
fan? My kids were when they were little, but they're big now.
I do. Yeah, well I used to. I haven't done it in
a while. Yes, is that for sure? Hat? Do you want
a hat? Do you like hats? A Mac of all Trades hat.
I'll let you have a Mac of all Trades hat, but if I give
you the hat, you gotta leave right now? Okay? Can we give
them the hat? There's a Mac of all Trades hat, a hat.
We're a friend, Elijah, Liberty, Pennsylvania. All right, see you
later. Take care of Elijah's safe travels. Good luck in school, all
right. I didn't want to see anything bad for the kids. I thought
about putting my camera for something like that. That was actually really smart,
very much, very much this parentssion before we yea. So that was that
was a good good idea. All right. Uh, you know when I
noticed something today I did see over the weekend that you're not old now until
you're eighty okay, okay, yeah, all right, so a new poll
found you're not actually quote unquote old now until you turn eighty. But think
about back when my grandparents, I swear to God, at fifty, they
looked old. It's sixty. Yeah yeah yeah. My grandparents and my great
aunts and uncles, they all like, I don't remember them ever being quote
unquote young. Ah. Right, Elijah's back. What's up, buddy?
Can you down the name of your company? Hi? Bryson? How are
you? And we started it? Created monsters here? Yeah, you're just
looking at it's right there on the back wall vilified a beer for your grandpa.
No, I'm not giving a beer. I'm not giving beer for your
grandpa. You know. Down just in the back of my bag, there's
those the thing that's on the door, just giving the card whiskey fow mom.
Man. But this isn't really a podcast you should probably listen to because
it's more adult. Close the lid. There's are back there. What what's
that inappropriate? Yes? What what episode? This is? Episode one eighty
two? Yeah? Okay, all right, all right you probably yeah,
yeah, yeah, all right, see you fellas take care of your selves.
Give me lock the dark now, No, no, it's of those
kids. Popped out of the ground. Out they're living Lord of the Flies.
Yeah, they're blowing a contract. You're not old until you're until you're
eighty, right, Okay, Chinese for my dad, beer from my grandpas.
So i'm looking through. Do you remember Denise Austin. Yeah? Those,
Yeah, my mom used to watch those on ESPN. The workout Ye
on ESPN. I think she was on esp because yeah, they had the
phil program like six seven in the morning, So my mother used to tape
her and then she'd watched Denise to Austin do those like those aerobics and yeah,
three four she's still alive, She's still hot. So sorry the wrong
kick. Yeah, this is her on Instagram. She's sixty six, dude,
she looks amazing. Well, what she was doing the ads? What
was she like twelve? She was like thirty twenty on each leg? I
gotta look this up. Yeah, next, Denise Austin on Instagram. She
looks look her up. She looks phenomenal. And I don't think she's had
any work done now I say that, and maybe maybe she's had fillers.
And I don't even know what's considered work, but she doesn't. You know,
sometimes like I've I've been to La I almost worked with somebody who definitely
had plastic surgery that did not go all that. Well, you know,
are you seeing her? Yeah? How great does she look? Oh my
gosh? Okay, so what is this world? Now? What's going on?
Now? Huh? Customer coming? Who's Who's that? You? Who's
that? I don't know? All right, he's not coming in. He's
going to the Chinese restaurant. Okay, all right, I don't know.
I don't know what. All right, all right, we gotta we gotta
do some work here. I thank you. All right. See, yeah,
I want to talk about niece Austin. To my goodness, she looks
great, this kid, and I see I created a monster. You gotta
like the door now, I'm sorry, you have to lock it. This
is how Rason Randy got started. Says, I feel terrible because he's a
sweet kid. He's a cute little guy. But it's like, I can't
do anymore. She's tremendous. Oh now they're gonna know, they're gonna be
all me. Here's the funniest part. I'm scrolling through her instagram. Now
he's trying to come in. Like I didn't like it very well. Apparently
you know you gotta lock it. No you didn't. Apparently he didn't.
He's check it. He just to see if you liked it. All right,
du you go, all right, wonderful. Yeah, that's the Nis
Austin now. And then she's wearing the same outfit that she wore thirty years
ago. So I have a buddy right who I know, and he likes
all of her photos, and I just happen to pull up on her and
I'm like, bro, bro, if you're a married guy, you can't
be like liking this stuff. That's my favorite. I love what I see.
Marry guys, DoD that's my favorite fucking thing. Every dude, every
single picture. You can't like that. You can't on like the neighbor across
the street. No, yeah, yeah yeah. You can like celebrities,
okay, but hang on, but you can like you don't like timeout.
You can like a celebrity's photo, but if you like everyone yes, thirteen
fifteen Kevin Kevin. It's like somebody went to her page and just like like
like like like like seven like Samon and I Kenner Instagram is no cool?
Yeah, not cool anymore? Not cool? That is uh that's wild.
So all right, so the kid's given us some attitude because we locked the
door. He just came back and shut out. But again, here's my
point. I don't ever remember a world where grandma's were hot. Yeah,
I don't. Yeah, I don't. Now, I don't know because I'm
I'm not young even tho where gilt sounds dirty, yes it does, sounds
creepy, it does, but I'm not. I'm certainly not young, but
I will be. I'll be fifty two this week. My grandmother I was
two years old, and my grandmother was when she was my age. I
have no grandkids that I know of, but I but my point is,
like, so it's a different world because I like to think. I mean,
I see myself and I go, fuck, man, I am old.
I can see it. But I don't think I look as old as
my grandfather did. It fifth not even close, dude, And I don't
think and I don't. But our food is worse. We got more processed
food. We got more you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Like we're
fatter than we ever were in America. We got all this shit. What
hap? We also have more moisturizing creams. I don't use any I should,
No, dude, I'm working hard to like stay young looking. Believe
me. My wife doesn't even know what color my hair. You do?
Oh yeah, you color hair? Oh yeah, Well, now she's gonna
fucking I know now. I have been accused of coloring my hair by my
own dad. You diet, you die that. I go no, I've
never done that ever, and I have a lot more grace now than I
have. But I mean, I've just figured it's just the way to go.
No, you don't color your hair. I don't. No, I
can tell no, well I think you can tell. I can't tell that
you color your hair, color my hair. I color my hair. My
wife can't tell, though. That's the funny. She loves the salt and
pepper look. I hate it. I look older. I never looked at
the I never looked at you and went, oh, he died, because
you can tell. I wear a hat and here most of the time that
helps, you know. But yeah, like my hair stylist, who's a
good friend with my wife, because do you call your hair? I go
no, she goes, Okay, Yeah, I think it's the brown bottle
of shampoo that I use in my wife's comedy. And then she texts me
after I leave. She goes, you dye your hair, don't you.
I'm like, yeah, don't tell anything. Don't say anything to my wife.
Please. She guy, I knew it. I'm like, yeah,
I just don't say anything to my wife. Why don't you want your wife?
Because because she likes the salt and pepper. You know, she colors
her hair like eighteen different colors. I can't call her mine because she says
I look sexier with gray hair. The thing is, though, is that
I look older, and I don't want to. I want people to mistake
me for being at least thirty two, maybe thirty. Nobody's making that mistake.
Getting the hell out of here. I mean, I've had people say
to me like, if I say my age, will go, oh my
god, I thought you were like forty seven. I go, that's not
that big a difference what I'm saying. I mean, if you're gonna tell
me forty one, I'll go, oh, says that I would assume your
metaball age was like forty eight. Yeah, they're going like they shaved five
years. Yeah I don't really. Yeah, it's like getting the fifty dollars
off coupon on a boat. I would rather look good for my age than
try to lie. I don't. That doesn't really bother ye. But but
I don't know grandparents. Man. But I don't remember a world where where
women women, and which sounds it's very sexist me to say, but we're
hot at grandma ages, I don't remember that. Yeah, and I'm going
you got Denise Austin. I think who's Billy Joel's wife? Oh, Christie
Brinkley. She looks great. Yeah, and she's sixty something. Vanna White,
Van and White looks great. I'll tell you what. Uh, but
there she's had so much work, Jane Fonda, but for eighty something,
she looks phenomenal. She does, but it's it's almost too much. But
Lily Tomlin, for an eighty year old woman, looks very vibrant and healthy.
I think she's in her eighties. Uh. Sally Field, I don't
know what she has or hasn't had. Sally Field started to age's five.
She looks great like my grandparents were always on both sides were always old yeah
yeah, yeah, always right, old right. And I know that my
father like had me like I was he was thirty two when I was born.
My mother was twenty three. So the cradle, Yeah, it was
the second time around. You get it right this time. But but like
both both but both I'll give you a pass your birthdays coming. But no,
but both both sets of grandparents were still old and my mother was only
twenty three. Right. It's like they all had white head and everything.
My great my my great aunts and uncles all were old like Wilfer Brimley,
like that whole thing. Where when Tom Cruise became the same age as Wilford
Brimley when he shot, when Wilfer Brimley shot, Yeah, that's when everybody
was like whoa, Okay. But they also have all those procedures back in
your grandmother's and my grandmother's day one procedure, all these different you know,
no, I give you that. I'll give you the Bowtoxny's creams, bowtox
fillers, that kind of thing. And you didn't see the celebrities as much
as you now, because I mean you had what people and star and extra
now we have now they gotta look good, they Yeah, but she kept
herself in shape. Dennis Austin. But I think even just in general,
if you look at people in their fifties, they don't people are I don't
know, maybe it's certain circles. They keep themselves pretty good. Yeah,
they stay in shape. They seem to be able. We know from sixty
year olds who don't look like our grandparents looked. Man, got three years
to get myself in shape for fifty baby, let's go count. My father
passed away at fifty eight. I mean that's only for me fifteen years from
now. But even he didn't look that old, you know, for his
age until he died. They should They should have side by side of Tom
Brady last year at forty five. I think it was Jim Otto or maybe
been Ken Steel. It was a Raiders quarterback, and they showed him and
like Jim Otto like looked old. Like like you look at the Marlborough man,
Tom Brady looks like he could pass for his like mid twenties. Well,
Tom Austin. But that just shows you a lot of it's diet.
Well, I was just gonna say, the power of diet and the power
of exercise. Diet and exercise together. Don't sleep, don't forget sleep.
Sleep sleep like a lot younger than you can. But I think that motto
is gonna look like a hundred because he was on a hundred. But I
think Brady's gonna I think I do. I think that diet and stuff.
Look when I did that this uh diet where I lost thirty pounds in forty
days. I remember I did a FaceTime and my brother says, whoa,
you look younger than me and at that. So it does, like I
do think you can almost I believe you can do a lot of reverse aging
and keep yourself off medicine if you have a strict diet. The problem is
it sucks. It sucks. Like they say about washboard abs, it's never
worth it well because it's just not fun. No, But I mean abs
are made in the kitchen. Is really the big thing. Right, So
if you're gonna eat you know, grass fed beef and two small portions,
and you're gonna eat salmon and you're gonna you know that kind of stuff an
avocado and avocado ice cream is with tom allegedly gate and no tomatoes or whatever
that is shades. Yeah, So I mean those are things that I don't
I'm getting you for your birthday. The TV twelve book. I could have
picked it up when I was there. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's
seventy percent mark up. All right, we'll take a we'll take a moment.
We'll come back. Tracy wanted to meet him. We got about two
o'clock in the morning. Meet Tom Brady. Buddy never showed up. Back
up. Give Bill his birthday present. All right, we'll do that next.
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Mary? No song? I cheered up at meets the scene? Who is
John Hyatt? I always love this song because to me and I don't know,
I would love to ask him a sticky heat up. Well, they'll
just hold that because he'll be calling enough. That would be fucking great.
I love the tremello of the guitar. Yeah, it's an effect. I
think I'm I'm a huge fan of his, but he his songs were bigger
by other people, like Angel Eyes was a huge hit. He didn't he
wrote that, Yeah, and he didn't even he wrote it. It was
in Roadhouse with Jeff and then he released it a couple of years later,
but I think just a live version. But he wrote it, and he
wrote some stuff for Bonnie Rait and some other songs A long way. But
I just always loved his stuff. So they went to see he and Lyle
love it. They still tour together, and I went to see him down
in Ithaca and he played this song and like they would switch off on who
like they play a Lyle song and they played Johnson London. Yeah probably,
I mean, I guess. And so this song to me was about like
having trouble in a relationship, batting down the hatches. You know. It
feels like rain. And I always felt like it, like it's trouble coming
in in the relationship. But let's batten down the hatches, baby, let's
make this work. That's nice. I think we might have froggers. Yeah,
I didn't. I had a good run though, yeah, yeah,
yeah, absolutely for twenty two years. Man, I had a good run,
Dan Man, Yes, and I have three wonderful kids. You did,
and I get along fairly well depending you know, fairly well, yea,
and as much as you can and life moves on. You're absolutely right.
So what do you want to do here? Did you want to?
You have something? You said you? All right? I didn't wrap it.
I'm lazy, that's all right. Oh I'm afraid of this. You
don't have to read this. That's just how it got to me. Havn't
had something that's great? Oh my god, it's John High Tennessee play Because
I always end the show with Tennessee plates. That is a Nate. Where
did you get this? I got a guy? You got a guy,
No, but you got a guy. That's awesome. Thank you. Yeah,
because it's we'll play well. I was almost gonna bump with that song.
Oh that's so funny. I had no idea. I figured you'd like
it. Yeah, right up over here. You got to release date the
year all that fun night. I got two days the top that wow,
I subscription that was that was pretty awesome. That is awesome. Thank you.
That was very, very very kind to you. I love it,
John High. Yeah that it's literally a Tennessee plate for you. Yeah,
it's a Tennessee plate. I freaking love that. The song. I always
felt like that song is a tribute to Elvis, like when you listen to
the whole thing and h maybe we'll do that. Well, we'll listen to
the whole thing and and uh do that in a second. But Danny,
yesterday, thank you, Kevin, that was very kind. Yesterday we're talking
about the bills. Oh yeah, I was out to dinner with Jordan and
I've watched it and then I stopped at Malconnery's to watch the rest of the
game. Damien wasn't there, and I kind of found a spot where I
could just stand. I was sort of by myself, and then uh,
some listeners were there and they were bought me. I was actually drinking wine.
I'd never go there and drink wine, but I had wine with dinner,
and I figured out, you don't want to mix it up. I
feel like doing that kid was making for me. I was drinking mimosa as
it came on this big wine glass. It is like the hell kind of
glasses that it's a color wine glass. Yeah, going to college. Uh
so, Josh Allen said about the game after they came out and they were
hungry. They wanted it today, but a lot to learn from. I'm
glad we're going through this now as opposed to during the season. I think
we did good things today. I don't think it was all bad. Obviously
the first half we wish it was prettier, but again, we're going to
learn from it. I thought he looked kay for a little but they went
three and our Okay. First of all, Alan was fine Alan. I
had no issues with Alan the way he played, especially that's that that's sixty
yard through the Gabe Davis that got called back for a whole If Spencer Brown
at right tackle didn't hold that kid, Alan might not be playing the rest
of the season. So I mean, but Alan was fine, Dalton Kink
was fine, The receivers were fine. The offensive line is a problem,
and the defense is a problem. And what the hell is the defense?
How's the defensive pro sipple? They get? Nobody touched that. I don't
know who. The running back was sixty four yards something for a touchdown.
Jeez, okay, I can live but I can live with that. That's
a fluke play. I can live with that. But then the special teams
right punt return one play touched down. Now we got a little bit of
a problem here. Yeah, okay, And like Alan, anytime somebody says,
and I learned this from the Changalle days, we saw some good things.
Yeah, Aaron Boone's been saying it with the Yankees in every press conference.
They're on eight game lustree. You know, we saw some good things.
No, that's something losers say, and I don't want that. Wait
for can you just fire me, for the love of God, please just
put me out of my foot. And the thing is though with the Bills,
fans deserve better, and it looks like they didn't do any freaking thing
in the off season. They didn't really, they just like it's just so
that they don't have they have no focus. They the offensive line played terrible.
The defense looked like they didn't want to be there yesterday. You have
your number, You're still a battle at number two corner. You drafted a
kid in the first round last year. Oh, put the playbook on the
plane. I'll read a coach. It's done. Shit. Really, I
mean, Dane Jackson should not be the number two. No or disrespect for
Dane Jackson, but the reason he's the number two corner is because Kyrie Elam
hasn't taken it. So let me let's go back to this though for I'm
sorry, no, no, yeah, there's a lot going on. It's
it's a preseason were getting worked up over a preseas Okay, that's exactly what
I want to say. We can say it's it's a pre season game,
and that you can't put a lot of stock in preseason. There would be
my hope that they don't want to show all their cards and all their tricks,
and so we're just kind of giving some guys some reps, I only
know what I'll call the sexy stars. I remember, I always think football
is the only sport I can think of where some guys who play the game
never touched the ball. Yeah, you know, the only sport that I
can think of, like soccer. I think in hockey you got a chance
to touch in the puck, right. The main thing in every player based
basketball, every player baseball, Football is the only one where guys could go
an entire career, get to the Hall of Fame and have never touched all
the fucking ball in play. And it's just weird, right, So a
lot of those guys, we don't even know their names. We know the
guys who touched the ball. We know Josh Allen, we know Stefan Diggs,
skill positions, we know the running back. We know. But I
don't know that I don't And I actually have from training camp the list,
and I every year I say I'm gonna try to memorize they got the players
and their numbers, and every year I'd never do it, but maybe I'll
try this year just to see. But I don't. So I don't know,
Like, do we know if they were all starters on the offensive playing.
They were, Yeah, it's been in trouble for years on this team.
Greg said last week when he was on the show, the Bill's offensive
line is worse than the Jets. Statistically speaking, they're very, very close,
but they're both bad. And here's the funniest part. I watched the
Jets game after I watched the Bills, and the Jets offensive line was Zach
Wilson leading the charge. Actually was pretty good yesterday against Tampa Bay. Now
Tampa Bay wasn't blitz or anything like. Did uh Aaron play? I don't
think. They kept saying that he's not playing. They said he was gonna
play again. When was the Giants game? Uh? I think that's that's
next week, the last game. So they called the Snoopy Bowl. They're
they're expecting him to play in that? Are they okay? Because New York
Post had a thing saying he'll play in that game because I think they played
each other this year, if the Jets and the Giants played each other this
year, so it's gonna be kind of strange to see Aaron being brought out
for that game. But maybe because it's it's the Giants and Jets. But
and then you saw Josh looked like he was running for his life a few
times. Oh yeah, I mean like they should have like last few seasons.
Look at the pattern when Josh has played in the preseason, the offense
has lit it up. Man. Yeah, and they take him out.
Everybody's happy and every good time like last year gets ten for oh Man,
he's amazing. I don't know if you played, but no, the year
before against Green Bay, oh Man, Josh is amazing. We're going to
the super Bowl. This wasn't good, and maybe Pittsburgh applied a game plan,
but at the end of the day, you should have been ready,
just like resting on your laurels. Your starters should have been ready, and
they didn't. Your left tackle Deontay Deon Dawkins sucks. Your right tackle Spencer
Brown sucks. Oh, Cyrus Torrens is gonna be the right guard this year.
The draft pick they drafted him this year, he's gonna probably be the
right guard. Brown's gonna need a lot of help. Tommy Doyle went down
yesterday. He's done for the season. So now you have no depth.
Plus Shell retired this to the last pace. Okay, so this is good
if that's what they need to focus. Guys are going to be released,
right, Yeah, teams as we get closer to the start of the season.
So maybe they can pick somebody because that's the hope. But you're you're
talking about, Hey, somebody's cast offs are gonna be our starters or our
backups. That's that's a scary place to be. Okay, that's a very
scary place to me. I didn't I didn't watch because I had everything else
to do that didn't involve watching the Bills. How did the backup quarterback week?
Kyle Allen looked better than he did last week, but like Matt Barkley
picked right up where Kyle Allen left off last week. He was horrible.
He made Nathan Peterman, who by the way, through a beautiful touchdown yesterday
for the Raiders. He made Peterman look like an all preseason player yesterday.
So here's the other thing too, Alan, like, if Josh Allen gets
hurt, you might as well just like you don't have to tank, they'll
tank for you. Because Matt Barkley looked awful, awful, they have a
backup quarterback battle because they don't have a backup quarterback. But people say,
you know, what they should the Bills should do. I hate these like
podcasters. They should trade for Sam Donald San Francisco, giving up Sam Darnold
because they know brock Party may not be percent healthy this year. They're screwed.
If Josh Allen goes down, period, period, this is they're They're
in rough shape right now. And by the way, I wrote an article
in the Times Wayne County a month ago saying, hey, look, don't
take anything for the preseason. This is no big deal unless somebody gets hurt.
Don't get don't get worked up. I got worked up this morning.
I'm eating my own yards. Yeah, because this team should be able to
flip a switch and just go in and play Patty Cake in a preseason game
and win it. They didn't. They looked horrible version hitting your pop charts.
It was terrible. It was so bad. And then you flipp and
you watch the Dolphins and the Jets afterwards, and the Dolphins are lighting up
the scoreboard, and granted it's against Houston, who's in a rebuilding boat,
but still they took care of business. Skyler Thompson, who played in the
pre in the in the postseason game last year, and then the Jets they
didn't light it up gets Tampa Bay, but they didn't let anybody down.
The defense played, well, do we play Pittsburgh this year? Do we?
I do the Bills play Pitts I hate when people say, I think
we look all right? So New England one yesterday, I don't think we
don't think we played cut the game with ten minutes to go in the fourth
quarter because somebody got hurt. Yeah, yeah, get kid got stretched out
and they were like, okay, we're done. They cut the game over.
This game's over. He's he's fine, he's out of the hospitals.
Was that the Tampa kid who was playing? I thought it was New England
and I thought I thought yeah, And Matt la Floor came over to Bill
belichicks that you want to call it and Bell It's like Bills like yeah,
and then they canceled it. I thought there was a kid that went UH
down in Tampa that was like taken off on a stretcher in the Tampa there
There may have been I don't I don't remember that double check that, but
but this did happen. I think during that game that I was just referring
to UH just to talk, just to give you a little bit of stuff
and it'll give me a chance to talk about something sports related, but not
entirely. Listen to this tackling downs at eleven tam for a false start,
but it was it wasn't tamping the jets. Was it tamping the Jets?
Okay in New York? Yeah, or Jersey tackling downs at ball being staffed
and the foul for a false start. The clock was at zero. That
is the end of the first half. Thank you for the clarification. Nice
shop by the officials. But now I don't know why. I don't know
why someone did that. I they say it went over like it went over
the TV. I didn't. I wasn't watching that game, so I have
no idea. But that went over. Yeah, but someone yells bab ba
ba by ba ba and then Howard Stern's penis and I go, look at
Howard. I mean that was like Howard's big rain was what ninety four to
five something like that, Like it's big for serious. Yeah, it still
does well, but I mean he was not like, well no, but
I mean now it's you know, he's not even there now, I think,
right, I mean, I know he said serious three days a week,
twenty weeks a year, so he's practically retired. Yeah, that's awesome,
good for him. But he built and left his house watch but incredible
empire Empire. Yeah, and you go, this is still the reference.
I look at this son of a bitch. It made me laugh because I
mean we heard it at and what it was a twenty twelve when the PGA
Championship was here and he screamed it out of a kill and I go,
you know, say what you want about Howard Stern over the years, and
I've I've known, I've I knew the guys, someone up like Opie and
Anthony. Opie has nothing nice to say about Howard, and I've never met
the man, but uh, and I was always on. So I was
close to the Howard Stern wars with Weeze, and I was close to the
Howard Stern wars with Owen A. Just in terms of like proximity, I
think, I mean even like there was a spill off from Dice back then,
and we had Dice on and and we sabotaged with Opie and Anthony on
the phone and Anthony doing Dice. It was hysterical, but like Dice hung
up and then I got screamed at by the guy that booked it, and
I went out into my mudphone and the others. Yeah, I think I
don't remember. It might have been whoever it was, I fucking let them
back up. I was in complete, just no mood I had. The
kids were driving me crazy. So but I go that guy did still have
that reference out there. Yeah, it's amazing, it really is. It's
amazing. And the fact that you know, I think that people he's he
tried to make amends with people understood. I know that we had a conversation.
Now a lot of his die hard fans don't like this new Howard,
Ye, this apologetic Howard, Like uh, they call him blue piled or
whatever. But I mean, like Howard's like he's really He's had a lot
of moments where I think it was when Robin Williams died. He the last
time Robin Williams came on the show. He felt that it did and go
very well, that he embarrassed Robin Williams. But that's what Howard would do,
and he wanted to apologize to Robin Williams about it and Robin died.
Yeah, so I think at that moment Howard kind of realized. Then he
had a health scare, which he wrote about in his last book, and
so yeah, I think he's had this. And then Robin almost died his
partner, she had cancer. So I think he's had these come to Jesus,
don't we don't we as human beings evolved. I would say that I'm
not the same guy I was probably even five years ago. I don't,
I don't, I'm not. I don't believe I'm not. I think that
all of us change, and hopefully for the better. Some people may not
like us, but you know, it's like you're you're supposed to grow,
You're supposed to change. You don't want to be the same person. And
I mean he still does a lot of the dick jokes, yes, but
his show really is now just mostly guests and Robin doing the news. Like
they don't really get into topics or bits. I mean, they let Fred
make songs that are kind of disgusting, but the show, but the show
was like now his whole thing is his whole thing is like bringing celebrities on
and doing these in depth interviews and he's fantastic with those. Yeah, like
he gets a lot out of these people. Oh it's cool, Kevin.
I'm I'm I'm putt Yeah, I'm blown away by this. I love it.
We'll find a spot in the wall for it. I'll put it right
over there and between Jenny and Jenny there. Oh, I could fit right
in there nicely. Maybe I was even thinking the other one. We'll take
a moment when we come back a little more on the American disaster we're gonna
have I'm telling you, we're watching a tragedy. They said this on Thursday
or Friday. Uh, we're watching it. We're watching a tragedy on full
before eyes, and I blame you America season. Maybe I'll tell you what
if if? Why does that make me laught? If they why do I
kind of hope that this said dude? If they implode this year? The
the crab Hey Syracus made a bowl last year for the first time. Else
we got that going for us, and I'm steady toilet the pit strike ball.
I went to the bell. It was that bowl that they fell into
an around cord on Saint Ball Street. Oh the sink ball, sink ball,
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zer. This is Tennessee plates right here. I think it's a great trivia
to Elvis here listening to the song, the whole song. No, all
right, just listen for a little bit here. It sounds a great story
in a cold tale. Didn't know what to do. I'm trying a TV
young rule a letter to you, and this is dead e see they were
looking for a kind of like with Tenna Seed please or see side ms California.
Baby, things have gotten worse than Atlanta opportunity for me. It's just
a curtase hell that judge make us feel my tiler out to wait down here
there looking for a candle, not with Tenda Seed please, sitting somewhere in
the bad up gold outside she was shi running in the dark. Wilbert her
a ride three days out the beater boyd cars out of wide because from Mississippi,
I out of us. They didn't fire us. It's got that elvish
kind of sound right up. So now he picks up this check and they
know when we was up, so they wouldn't have let us in. Now
we're landing, and then it was like a ridge and no sin Elvis press.
They bowl a party the race land gates. See we were looking for
a candle, not with Tenna, see I piece. So they go off.
They st on the Elvis's Cadillacs. So I saw this Cadillac. Huh.
When I was in Nashville, he saw sauce cadillact. Yeah. So
if you listen, like he gave Cadillacts to his friends. Yeah, I
mean Straig kid. It wasn't wanted again, and it wasn't one dodger.
There wasn't one job. And he's mother made just break the great a Cadillac
and tennasee lease. But she saw him saying once when she was seventeen,
never see the th that live on in between. I was never singing love
but his guide again anyway, he wasn't there an he didn't do his friends
there he is, Oh yeah, it ain't no tell him mother, I
need from its canna see Briston and I'm being brushing out town. You're seeing
serious doing five to eight time making tennessee please it's a great little I just
love the song. It was just fun. No and when he does an
acoustic it was great. But that to me is like one of my That
is one of my absolute favorite songs. I love the reference of the Mississippi
line because if you've ever been to Memphis, it's in the furthest most western
part of Tennessee. It's in a tri state area, so you could easily
land up, you know, in Arkansas or Alabama and in Mississippi or whatever.
And there's West Memphis, which is in uh, which state is is
it? Maybe it's Mississippi or as Arkansas, but I think it's Arkansas.
But yeah, I could actually envision him. You've been there, Yeah,
I've never been. Yeah, I recommend anybody if you're you know, just
American culture, go to Graceland and then go to Beale Street. It's awesome.
Stay out of the rest of the area. But yeah, man,
crime is Awful's hysterical because like the uber drivers I talked to, they rent
cars and they from Memphis and they dropped the Nashville for the week, can
and drive and then head back during the week to Memphis. Real it's not
even worth like doing work in Memphis. It's better off. They're just driving
a Nashville that's too bad. Crime and Memphis are ridiculous. But they protected
Elvis. Presley Boulevard is well protected. Yeah, Bill Street is well protected.
The John Morant is also well protected. Wait, we were talking,
uh, just just the last segment about the possibility. Did that come up
on the air or off the air? Oh? Okay, So those funny
helmets, those because helmets, Yeah, on top of the actual helmet.
Some coach asked if they could music, yeah, and they said no.
The NFL said no, which is weird because we as you say, you
know, Kevin was saying, they put such an emphasis on saying we have
concussion protocol, we do all that. What the fuck happened with Jimmy Graham
of the New Orleans Saints. They went out to San Diego early or excuse
me, la, I think they were playing the Chargers. So they went
out through like a day early, and he winds up like running from police
and he got arrested and he was taking to the hospital. They're saying he
had a seizure. Some people were saying he was on medication or something.
And now people were wondering if it's just been hard hits, because he's back
with the Saints. I think he. I think he was with the Saints
and had a pretty good run. Yeah. He wanted to be a he
wanted to be paid like a wide receiver. Yeah, and he ends up
Yeah, he end up getting traded to Seattle and then he was never the
same after that. I think it was Seattle. I think he. I
think they were do you end up with the Rams for a minute and somewhere
else? But anyway, Yeah, he's back. He's back with New Orleans
at thirty six years old. I don't know what I mean. He had
some kind of like mental breakdown, and it does make you wonder all the
hits that you're taking after a while, Like I always wonder when you see
Antonio Brown acting all manic and you hear all these things. Everybody wants to
blame that on the vantage perfect hit in the playoff game against the Bengals,
and I'm like, he can't. Yeah, but it's it's the it's I
don't think it's one. And it's multiple concussions. Yeah, it's a cumulative
effect. Man. I work with a kid who has had multiple concussions and
he says, it's it's awful to live with. You have dark thoughts that
thought that wouldn't normally come in your head really goes, Oh, it's it's
it's rough. It's really rough. And until the last ten years, the
NFL really hasn't kept that much track of concussions. They have now, but
they really have them before. And oh, by the way, like Mike
Mike Florio wrote in his book, a lot of people like Hate four I
think Florida's great from NFL Pro Football Talk. He wrote in his book on
how like the concussion spotters misconcussions all the time. Well, okay, that's
interesting you say that my son Jordan has had multiple concussions. I took Jordan
to I think it was the I forget the name of the Alan's Creek I
Institute, Okay, and she was specializing in concussions and doing a lot of
stuff where she would look at the optic nerve and the back and all this.
And I gotta tell you it was way longer than the NFL. Oh
yeah, yeah, it was like Kevin, I don't know how I was.
I think for Jordan it was like months before he was actually well,
so, look, we pay these guys a tremendous amount of money. I
guess I don't want to ship on the game that I do love watching.
Uh Right. It made me laugh last night as I went to Cobblestone on
Maine with Jordan, which is interesting that I learned something about the owner,
Dan Bresihan. But there's a bunch of like out of shape guys and they're
all giving their opinions on the bills, and I go, it's so funny
that to hear. You know, but we love this sport in America and
it's an opportunity. I mean, it changes, it's generational wealth. These
guys are small corporations. Right. You look at the top one hundred,
uh that that the paper does every year about the businesses in town, and
you see what they bill in a year, and then you look at the
top players in the NFL. They are companies. These guys they're making that
kind of money. Uh. But man, it comes with the price.
Well, they said Junior Sae, when he committed suicide, he made sure
that he did it below the neck so that they could study his brain the
chest. He knew how messed up, and he wasn't ahead, and he
donated. He had some local ties here too. Some people knew him really
well. I didn't know that, but yeah, Tony knew him really well.
Oh he did. Yeah, uh yeah, he played for New England.
He can he Belichick talked about retirement. He was done with Miami.
He's gonna retire. In Belichick, I won't you come and play for me
and want a Super Bowl? So he did and he came close. But
uh but yeah, it's really it's really scary and well, okay, so
here's they would ship on the guide of the kazoo helmet or the padded helmet.
Well, my whole thing is okay, So if you if you have
to wear a padded helmet in practice on top of your regular helmet, yeah,
just does that not raise any red flags? Sure it does, But
I mean that it's like telling me there's a virus going around and I need
more than one shot for it. Yeah, you need a second shot in
the third shot. Why do I need multiple shots? Why do I need
this extra beehive on my helmet? Because the helmet doesn't freaking work. I've
always said in our friend Tommy lay agreed, take the helmets off entirely,
or get rid of the face masks. Now you're not gonna lead with your
helmet, you're gonna be more careful. Yeah, if you make it more
like rugby, where you like get rid of pads, just like play.
These guys are great athletes. What do they need pads for? Well,
because in the twenties and thirties rose the Roosevelts, I think was Teddy Roosevelt
back in the early nineteen hundreds wanted to outlaw football entirely because guys were dying
on the field, so they had to add pads and all this other stuff.
But yeah, I mean, there's a guy from the Yankees named Anthony
Rizzl. First basement. They just figured out a week ago that he had
a concussion two months ago, and he's walking around, he's not hitting the
ball well, and he's kind of in the clouds. And no one realized
this guy had a freaking concussion two months ago. We melt We saw it
on tape. I don't know, right, it's it's like, you know,
how about last year two a tongue of violoa right against the Bills.
Yeah, yeah, no, he's fine. Back out there, you're good.
We need to just shut up, shut up to it. Just don't
say anything. Just get back out there. Yea. The bills are crying
out loud. I mean, at some point, what, who's Who's going
to be that first player that's gonna come out and sue the league that's had
a concussion in this new Concussion Protocol time frame. I'll tell you it's gone
through everything documented. I'll tell you it's gonna be could do it. It's
gonna be somebody who who's family, the family of somebody who dies on the
field. That's what's gonna happen. And I hate saying that. The wants
to prevent that. I don't think I mean because yeah, but but it
wasn't a head injury. It was something that like really ultimately couldn't have been
might not have been football related. It was just an impact thing. Okay,
that could be anybody. But as far as head trauma goes, the
NFL has already settled that lawsuit, right, So now you've got to raise
the stakes here. The NFL's biggest fears somebody die on the field, Which
is funny because if they're not allowing those beehive helmets on the field, then
you gotta wonder, like, well, we're are they really thinking here?
Yeah? I don't know, it just it was interesting. And when I
see the Jimmy Graham thing, I mean, this is who knows what happened
poor Jimmy Graham. Some people are saying like he had a seizure and then
was running from security guards went to get him. Now, he didn't rob
anybody, diddn't do anything, and he was in a hotel. So but
I don't know what happened. It sounds really similar to this was the guy
for the Chargers back in the Super Bowl. No, it was Barrett Martin.
He was the Barrett Robbins. Excuse me. He was a center for
the Raiders. And with the Super Bowls in San Diego, that's why you're
thinking San Diego. He snucked down to Tijuana, went on a bender and
they found him the night before the Super Bowl and like, we can't.
You can't play tomorrow, dude. Same thing happened to Stanley Wilson, all
sorts messed up. He found out he had all sorts of messed up CT
stuff. Oh later on later after he dies, he's still alive. He's
still alive, all right, Because I thought CT couldn't be diagnosed until you
know, but there's certain like symptoms that the things that they could probably say
doctors that we had with Sam, they can't diagnosed that you actually have a
concussion. There's no concrete proof that shows that you have a concussion. You
just have all the simple What they've tried to do is they've tried to come
up with a blood test where the brain supposedly when you get a concussion will
release a hormone. If that hormones in your blood, that means you had
a concussion. But it costs a lot of money and it's not definitive,
so it's really it's still up in the air. It's it's it's a scary
thing. And by the way, soccer there's more concussions than the soccer in
an ockeylant. There aren't football, yeah, that we know of, let's
put it that way, that we know of they're diagnosed. Yeah, So
I look, I love the game. I don't want to see a way
and I'm not trying to shot on it. It's just interesting and you go,
yeah, if you're gonna sacrifice your life potentially, and not every guy's
making the money that we hear about. Remember there's thirty two teams and it's
only the top at the top, you know, there's not many Josh Allen's
out there is my point of that money. I think a certain point where
like people will sacrifice their bodies to make that kind of money. Like they
used to tell people, like Sports Illustrated a story about Olympians, right,
they go, Okay, we'll give you steroids, you'll win, you'll sweep
gold in this Olympics. You're gonna die five from years from you want to
do it, Yep, we'll do it. Look, Mars and that wasn't
making that much last year and he died in the field twice. Yeah,
right, No, he's back out there. Yea, even like Mongo McMichael.
The guy has als right now. But in that eighty five Bears documentary.
Now he may have changed his mind since then. But they did a
thirty for thirty. He goes. You ask any player if they would go
back at a heartbeat, no matter what arthright is, what pain, what
concussions they would have, and they would go back at a heartbeat just to
hear that crowd walking out of the tunnel. Well, look, I mean
there is something addictive about that. There is something. I mean, you
you were at the top of the heap, you got to you know the
place. Many don't. How many guys are great in college, they get
to the NFL and Johnny footballs out. Yeah, look what happens. Right.
We talked real last week about Britney Spears and I have had this theory
on Britney Spears and this came up, the two o'clock stripper theory. Well,
yeah, she's turned into that that stripper that it dances in the afternoon
and is kind of the scary stripper, right, and she does like I
follow her on Instagram and all she does is spin in her underwear and do
these things. What the idea that, Jahma? I was hoping you get
credit for it? Who did? I sent the idea of the Journal of
Medicine, Journal Medico. It's the Bill Morano's this theory. It's called the
two o'clock stripper theory. She's look up Britney Spears. It's not I get
approval for. There's a lot of people will probably I'll probably go, yeah,
it's a scary stripper. But uh so Brittany and and her husband have
divorced. He said very nice things in the statement. It's a great run.
Yeah, basically, but wouldn't you want a piece of that for ten
years. That's seventy two days in our live that was the first husband,
seventy two hours. It was like a friend or something. But according to
the latest report, she is in a fragile and hyper sexual state. This
is this hyper sexual state. This has apparently caused her to cheat on Sam
with an employee working at their home, and supposedly there's video on the pool
boy well it could be, who knows. She also asked another employee to
take a video of her naked. And she's obsessed with knives and keeps them
all over the house for protection. But the way she's prone to flying off
the handle, Sam is more worried that she's going to hurt herself or him.
Sources say Brittany has been physically abusing Sam for years, including one time
when she gave him a black eye while he was sleeping. I don't know,
like she just fucking haul off. And they weren't married very long,
were they, No, it's like fourteen months. Sam isn't saying anything publicly.
Of course, he issued the statement after six years, blah blah.
Brittany hasn't spoken about the divorce. I thought he'll wait for the she did
post a picture of herself on a horse, but she's apparently on a horse
that she's gonna buy it for herself. Look, I don't know. I'm
just telling you that I'm I feel like we're watching someone self destruct. And
I know that all these documentaries really made it look like her father was taking
advantage of her. I think it's giving conservatorship a bad name. I think
Michael Or with he was under conservatorship because I don't believe he can adopt someone
over eighteen. And I think even if he was seventeen, the paperwork wouldn't
have gone through fast enough. It's a long process. I look at people
who try to adopt and then it fails, right because all of a sudden
something So I'm not sure there. And then apparently in twenty eleven, Michael
or wrote a book or somewhere he wrote a book, and in it he
said he acknowledges that he's it's a conservatorship that the Twoey family had over him.
Okay, so who knows what kind of bullshit is. But I just
feel like conservatorship has become a hot word, a buzzword, or a load
of work people. Yeah, loaded word because people think of the Brittany thing
and I and I said in the beginning, go man, I'm just not
sure that her parents weren't keeping a lid on some shit. And I feel
like the lid's coming off. And I wouldn't be surprised if within the next
six months to year she's no longer on the planet. I really, I'm
serious, because her eyes. Have you seen her eyes? Yeah, they
look horrible. Her body looks fantastic, but her eyes are faced like something
is like there's something missing. She just she just needs help. Yeah,
she needs someone to help her. And I think that was part of the
Conservatives ship. They could make or take medication. I think they could do
all these things. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't watched
the documentaries. I'm not saying that they were doing all the right things.
But this ship seems to be unraveling and it wasn't unraveling before. That's all
I can say. And so that's it. I don't know what the truth
is in there. You know, the documentaries had a I'm sure, but
I think they played a big part. And I don't know, I don't
know. I think they played a big part in it ending and I feel
like America, this is a view, yeah say Britney, Britney from herself,
and this is the thing. It's like, you know, if this
were your best friend, your sibling, your child, your grandchild, wouldn't
you'd be scared out of your mind. You'd be scared out of your mind.
I mean at that point, like, wouldn't somebody like the mom or
the dead, somebody close to the family. I don't know who's not the
dad, somebody come out and say, hey, look yet we know about
the conservative ship. I'll answer any questions you want, but this is why
we did it. She needs help. I don't know. I don't think
anybody wants to admit anything. Who knows you're right. I'm surprised you got
dirt on because a lot of time to get out of this conservatorship, you
better have some leverage to get out of it. Maybe she's got leverage or
dirt on some of these people that put her in this position. I think
they were able to prove or make could appear to a judge that they were
spending her money without her permission, and we're basically living high on the hog
off of her. I was sort of again, I saw very little of
this stuff. But that's that's sort of what I got out all that,
Like they were taking advantage of her and making her work in Vegas when she
didn't want to. And I'm thinking, yeah, Vegas might have been great.
You're not on the road. It's a residency, you're not touring.
It's not breakdown, set up travel. It sounds right, you know what
I mean. It sounds like the end of Elvis's life. Oh, I
don't know if did you watch the Elvis movie at all? Yeah? I
did. There's a point where Elvis like he can't he can't go on stay.
I love that he can't go on stage right, And this woman goes,
he needs a doctor and colonel Colonel Tom Parker, yeah, because we
need to get that boy on that stage tonight. And he looks at the
father and he's got like his father over a barrel. His father's supposed to
be his financial manager, Verne, but at the end of the day,
Verne is indebted to the Colonel SOA's elbow. And so this woman goes,
we need to get this son, that your son to a hospital. And
instead Verne looks at the doctor goes, well, what can you do?
To get them on stage. Doc like money's too important, and that could
be. I mean, I think that's basically what the conservativeship like. The
biggest knock on it was something similar to that. You're you're just she's a
meal ticket for you. I'm not. I didn't buy that when I was
looking at just on the and again I'm surface, I didn't watch all these
documents. I'm just looking at going I feel like there's a love for your
kid here and you're trying to protect her from herself. There's something we don't
know. Well, yeah, let's look at and then the ship's just been
Look at what I'm saying, Look at the pattern. I mean, she
shaves her head, she's like she's having kids. She's had three different marriages
that go up and smoke like a relatively quick time. Yeah, I mean
I think the pattern is Brittany. It really is. But I mean that's
the that's the very well and everyone and every one of these things. I
don't look sweet kid, you know, uh talented all that. You know,
I had a big hit, big run. Remember when she kissed Madonna
was a big deal. All that care that Christina Aguilar did she dirty dude
would do that. But brettany oh my goodness. Yeah, so I don't
know anyway, just watch this. I'm just saying right now, please do
not be surprised you get shot TMZ headline. I'm just saying, like it
just that way. We bring back that Behind the Music show on VH one.
Remember Behind the Music. Yeah, I loved it. I loved it
too. I love she was like a documentary yea everything. Yeah, I
used to like that pop up video because you learned so much. Yes,
love pop up video. All right, Well, wrapping up the song,
we played Tennessee plays. Kevin got me a Tennessee plate for my birthday.
Kevin's leaving to uh take us off off the college. That's a big deal.
That's a big deal for Kevin Muir, for Dann Burrello. I was
very worried about the Buffalo Bills not taking this advice at preseason means nothing.
I'm Bill Brant. We'll see you tomorrow, say