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up. It's it's we're late.
I'm sorry, back off, Get off

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my back, everybody. You're gonna
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now, it's Wednesday morning, and
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right like any second, hot little
ears, any second. And the quicker

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we talk, Yeah, the faster, Kaylen will get it out into the

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Yeah, let's really quickly say hi
to our friends. We have friends.

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Leslie who's still still coughing. Okay, Leslie, we've got to get her

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in amazon truckload of cough drops.
I think that's a good idea. Also

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the other Aaron, I mean Leslie, who's accosting people every where you go,

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it's enough already. We need to

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put some safety measures in place for
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all the hotspots al come one from
the city of Alvante. Kelly Brandt,

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she is your aunt, Yeah,
Rebecca, nobody, it's so cute,

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she really is. She as uh
vpit talk about adorable. Yes,

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Missy and Gabby just come on now, get your ship together. Yeah,

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Katerina just went under had oral surgery. She did, she wasn't listening to

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us. Valerie Bubba Fenwick hits it
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love your pancakes and your and Athena
Ginshured, we love your dancing and all

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your great makeup skincare products. Elizabeth
Williamson. Every time I'm on Facebook,

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I hear another thing about another one
of her kids. So kids is she

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up to now? I think she
has seven? Wow, I'm not kidding.

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Uh yeah? And Jacob Crowley is
Joe Crowley? And Riada'm so cute?

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Why the long basset hound face?
Ah? And yeah? And Nikki

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call your girl? And Aaron who
is? And not? Anna Faris?

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And Katie's rolling on e and Amy's
a you know what? Kelly Luddy Ashley,

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you're so she Stephanie's a stinker wrinker
Christ to get the strap, Sandra

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not easy being green, Jennifer,
get up, Aaron dirty Sanchez and Sarah

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Stefano Sano Pisano. Yep, it's
expensive to be me? Did you know

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it's expensive to be me? Caylin, you don't know what he has no

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clue what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's Erica Jane right. Oh,

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my god, you do. I
told you I watched this season of Real

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Housewives with an Amy. She pisses
me off more than any other person on

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reality TV. Oh well, then
you should watch the documentary She's got.

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I started watching this documentary on her
on First of all, Peacock. Can

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we talk about that for a second. Sure, If I stranded on a

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desert island and they said you could
only have one thing, I would take

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an iPad with the Peacock app.
That's all I need. No food,

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I'll go find food. I'll go
shoot a pig or make a like you

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know, bow and arrow out of
shit and like make get some coconuts,

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but some coconuts, get some coconana
milks. Yeah, you're actually making me

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hungry. The survivor, Stephanie.
But I would love that. I cannot

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start. Peacock's got a lot and
they're not our sponsor, but they got

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a lot of good ship all the
Ultimate Girls trips. Yes they do do.

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They have all the housewives. They
have all of them, every last

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one of them. They have,
Like because I think Miami's only on Peacock

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the Housewives which Salt Lake City?
Have you ever watched those bitches? I

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watched the first season of it,
and then I lost interest, but I

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heard went crazy it is season I
started at season You know what I do

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Sometimes I go to the reunion show
and then I'll just watch a little bit

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of the reunion. I'll go,
oh, whow, this looks like a

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lot. This looks like a lot
of drama. So then I started at

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season two of Salt of Salt,
because I did watch the first season on

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it. I was like, yeah, I get I get it. She

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doesn't like to smell a hospital whatever. And the other one is, you

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know, Jerry Sure, Yes,
she is married to her grandpa. Yes,

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Okay, I got that. And
then the other two are annoying as

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fuck. And I don't know which
one's which because they both look the same

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and they talk really weird. Meredith
and one other one, yes, Lisa

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Barlow, Yeah, talks like this, and the other one talks like this

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right right right there. Uh,
and they're just flashy, flashy. And

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then there's the main one saw you
you know, the FBI. Yeah,

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she's a criminal in jail. I
hated her, by the way, but

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now that I'm watching him, I'm
like what Because I went in like ready

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to hate her. And that's kind
of the reason why I wanted to watch

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it, because I watched her documentary
on No Notes. Yeah, on Peacock

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there's a gen Shaw doc about everything
that she did, and I was like,

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what a despicable woman. And then
I started watching salt Lake and I'm

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like, well, she's not that
bad, Like I could hang with her.

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No, I couldn't. Actually,
I take that back. She is

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pretty bad, but she's good TV. I'll put it that way. But

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so then you got so anyway,
you got all the salt Like. But

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I was watching the Betted on Blonde
doc that's eric watch that. I didn't

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watch it, but that's the one
that's like a puff piece for her,

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right, I guess, yes,
of course. And I just like,

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why is she still make Why is
she making money? I know on the

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backs of these victims that I mean
at the bottom line is Tom Girardi put

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twenty one million dollars into her bank
account. It doesn't matter how you is

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that what your perspective is. That's
a fact, okay, And that money

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was dirty money. So whatever she
says, whether she knew about it or

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not, she knows about it now
and she knows that he put obviously hiding

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twenty one million dollars in her bank
account, and she feels very entitled to

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all that money because like, fuck
the victims. In her mind, she

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was like, well I didn't do
it, I know. So it's like

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she's, okay, so you should
have a glam squad because hey, I

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didn't know that was going on.
That's money that Tom gave me fair and

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square. But he didn't he didn't
have that money to give you, right,

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right, So I well, I
like watching people I hate, Yeah,

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I do too. So I started
watching it because last night I've been

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having a hard time sleeping and I
want to watch something that kind of Usually

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i'll watch a dateline or a twenty
twenty or something that just puts me out.

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But I turned on Peacock and I
didn't know it was on there,

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and I was like, what's this? And I started watching it and in

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the first scene, like she's doing
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home, her little condo, with
her dog, and there's a knock on

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the door at night, and it's
like Erica Jane, you know, she

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got like served papers or no,
she got somebody wanted to talk to her

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regarding her husband or something from the
public Defender's office, and I was like,

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that's fucking cooked if I've ever seen
it. At ten o'clock at night,

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all of a sudden, somebody's and
you got a film crew in your

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living room, come on, like
so already, I was like, Ugh,

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she just disgusted me. But the
worst is like her songs, like

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what is she? Her songs are
like I wrote it down like that her

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lyrics to like her first song,
you like sex and I like drugs,

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and she says it like four times
over, you like sex and I like

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jukes. You like sex and I
like jukes, And it's like, Wow,

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you're a real Linda Ron's dad.
Jesus prolific fired today. I know,

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I feel like I have a lot
of good and I don't know why

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if I was in a good I
told you I was in a good one.

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I've been working out. Oh you
know, I was literally thinking this

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morning, I'm like, you know, I'm really not consistent about the gym.

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It's like I go back. I
have all the best intentions, and

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I go once and then like every
day I have an excuse why I can

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I know, and then I go
again. We forget about it, and

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then I go, oh, I
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two weeks. In two weeks,
I'm gonna start going every day. And

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then the next day I'm like,
I'm tired. I like you were saying

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the other day, You're like,
I forgot. I've just forgot about it.

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Like days go by, I'm like, oh shit, I should have

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gone to the gym, should have
worked out, right, Yeah, I

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forget to exercise. But yeah,
we can talk about that later. But

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back to Erica, Yes, so
she just I just her. I don't

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get I thought maybe you watched it. I just don't get what her residency

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is, Like how many songs does
she have? Does she even have an

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album of songs? And who's going
to see her? Who's aaymen? Gay

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men? They're amen to gay men, and you know what else? I

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feel like even the gay men love
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It's not like straight ahead thinking she's
an amazing I can't imagine, right game

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and yeah, are smart and have
good taste, absolutely, so they must

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be finding the humor in it.
I agree. I just was just curious,

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what help can she cobble together?
A Vegas show? Like how many

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songs does she really have? Who's
going to see? Like, oh,

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I can't wait till she plays my
favorite, which is what like I mean,

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I guess I'm out of her demo, but still it's like an even

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expensive to be me what is that
song? And also how long is it?

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It's like a minute and thirty seconds. My favorite thing about it is

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how she how seriously she takes herself, so you know, she's she thinks

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she's Madonna, and not just because
of the whole prayer thing ahead of her

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shows, but also because of the
way they always show her in the studio

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and she's like, I'm working,
you know, I'm learning the dance moves,

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and it's like pata puss, pata
puss, you know, and and

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then bend over so we can like
look between your guys that you're at,

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like it's like that's what you're eight
hours in the studio working on. Like

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nobody cares. Nobody who cares about
Eric and Jake? Listen. I am

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a player hater and I hate the
game. Okay, so I know I

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ain't trying to put you know,
a woman down that's trying to, you

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know, make it, but she
is despicable person. It's not Sanna Jackson.

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She's not on her comeback tour.
She's a real housewife in her fifties

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and she's talking about her pus,
I know, in her fifty yuck Like,

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she's just so grid as, don't
I don't know who audience is,

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you know, I just don't get
how you get a residency at the at

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the hard Rock or where not the
is it the House of Blues, which

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is pretty big. I thought she
was like at the Rio or something,

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or like at the Palace Station,
but no, she's like at you know,

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a big hotel at the Mandalay Bay
is where she is at. Yeah,

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I just don't. I just don't
get it. I guess I am

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a blaator. But were you and
I talking about this or now I'm confused

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if I was talking about it with
Cecily on Rose Pricks. But I heard

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that she was just a nightmare.
Did I tell you this now at House

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of Blues? No? So somebody
I was reading some stuff I read it

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about her that she that every they
were asking somebody asked, is Erica Jane

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still here? And they're like,
no, that show ended. But everybody

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thought she was a complete nightmare and
she thinks she's hugely famous, and she

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asked for security to walk her to
the elevator. I guess the House of

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Blues is either is like way up. Maybe it's on the roof of a

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hotel. So for her when she
was going to leave, she didn't want

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like, you know, the plebeians
trying to talk to her or asking for

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her autographs. So and that this
was the person who works there at the

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House of Blues was saying it was
like the biggest nightmare and everybody, all

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the people that worked there hated her, and that it was worse than They're

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like, it was worse than any
famous actual famous people don't behave like that,

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right, They're like, she was
being like a total diva thing unbelievable.

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You are you the real housewives I
know? And married to a disgraced

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attorney? Yes, okay, Like, yeah, calm the fuck down.

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If your puss talk and I like
sex, you like sex and I like

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drugs. She could have said it
the other way around too, It's like,

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what are you a drug addict?
Right? You? The sex couldn't

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kitten? You should have been saying
it may would have made more sense in

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your poetry of lyrics. But if
you said I like sex and you like

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drug, right, like, I
would have worked a lot better. But

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she does anybody she find out to
somebody, because that's a good point.

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Yeah, to turn it around,
flip it. Somebody needs to give her

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notes. And that Mickey guy ain't
doing any any good for her. He's

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crying and everything. In the first
scene, I just it was like,

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you know, he's given us Mickey
is I know sorry I talked. Do

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you mean Mikey Is it Mikey Mikey
her like choreographer, her guys like yes,

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bit, yes, yeah, yeah. The first scene, he's crying

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out under a lot of stress and
he just wants to make a great show.

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God bless him for sticking with her. But wow, it's just I

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don't know, it's just I watch. I don't know what it is with

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me, but I get triggered by
like I would love to watch vander Pump,

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but I don't because I don't like
Lisa vander Pump. But she's oh

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yeah, yeah yeah, And it's
because her and her husband bugged the crap

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out of me when they were on
Housewives. Him with his you know,

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always got a dog in his hand
and he's with his pink shirt following her

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around like a muppet, and then
her and her big pink rolls Royce and

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sh It's like, look at me, look how rich I I just it.

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I don't know why that triggers me. It's uncomfortable. Most of these

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people are hate heable, I know. But then I old episode, Uh

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well, I fell asleep, and
then the thing just keeps going. There

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was an old episode of Real Housewives
when she was doing the Yulan protest.

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Yeah, and then I like her. Then I'm like, you know what

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she she puts her you know,
she she's doing some good in life.

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She's trying to save dogs, like
and then she opened a dog shelter,

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and I'm like, why do I
hate her so much like she does?

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I guess, you know, I
don't know. But then I see her

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and it's just like she's just just
like, look, look look at me.

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And then those fucking insufferable housewives on
Salt Lake City, they're another piece

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everything is about. Is that your
Chanel purse? Oh? Is that the

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new Louis Vutan shoes? Is that
the new this that? It's like,

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really is that all you got?
I know, you're in front of a

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camera crew. But like, I
don't know. I didn't even get interviewed

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to be on the Real Housewives like
years ago. But you're the one.

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No, I got an email.
I think it came through you, though

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I don't think so. No.
No, well, remember you had somebody

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a friend in casting. Oh and
it was around the time I got I

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should look for that email. Yes, I got an email and they were

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like they were interested, I guess. And we just moved to you know,

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by Pasadena, and I'm like,
I don't. They're like they wanted

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to see pictures of our house.
I was like, okay, it's a

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small house, like Spanish style.
It's not Erica Jane house, you know.

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And I'm like, okay, here's
the long hallway. And I sent

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it and then they wanted somebody more
in it, like that had more.

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I guess I had was into it, but I was on the fact.

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I just did it just to see
if they would bite. But I wouldn't.

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I don't think I could ever bring
myself to be a housewife, would

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you. Oh God, no,
no way, I don't. I don't.

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I barely like being a podcaster.
The level of public scrutiny would just

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be insane. Yeah, I couldn't
take it. Every time I watch even

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like The Bachelor Love is Blind,
Like, I love to hate on these

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people too. I always think like, once you do that and then everybody

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hates you because most of the time
they don't like you. Right, it's

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very rare that you're everybody's hero.
Yeah, nobody wants a hero. No,

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they want to hate on you,
yes, so, And I'm sure

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they could find a million reasons to
hate on me. People already do and

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they you know me not famous me
too. So I feel like, how

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are you ever going to get over
that? Like how do you get that

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stink off you? Right? Like, once you've been on Love is Blind

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and you're like, is it worth
it to get the Instagram followers? Where

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now when people think of you,
they go, oh, that's that girl

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from love is that did blah blah
blah? And I would be that person

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going, you, guys, there's
editing, like you don't understand, Like

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there's a lot of stuff that you
don't see. That would be I would

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you feel like making fake accounts?
And I'd be like that bitch got a

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really good edit. You don't understand
this guy? You know what those stuff

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you didn't see. He was the
real but what you didn't know was yet

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totally I know, and I would
just bury my head in the stand,

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like you know, like I get
it, Like you know, we love

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to talk shit on these housewives and
then we complain about ourselves, and you

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know, we were like, well, you shouldn't be a podcaster, or

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you shouldn't be you know, it's
always whatever. But but it's good content

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for a podcast about these bitches.
I you know what else I find interesting?

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We should maybe we should we take
it? Should we take a break?

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Sure? You know what I find
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the brilliant eyebrightener, and I take
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Boom boom. You know what else
I find interesting is uh a lot of

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gay men going back to them love
middle aged housewives, not just Erica Jane

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right, you know what I mean. It's just I think back. I

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just find it interesting. You know
how I love watching Andy Cohen at these

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reunions. I try to figure out
who does Andy? I love him so

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much. I try to figure out
like which one, Oh he doesn't the

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way he doesn't like, he don't
like now Dori, sure don't yawn.

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It's turning into a running joke.
I was just watching the season kind of

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like, you know, a little
bit on and off, going like,

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oh, Duri, she seems like
the normal one here, she seems totally

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great. And then I watched the
reunion. I was like, oh no,

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no, I misread that one.
Yeah, now I know, you

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know she's a hit and miss I
guess. But apparently she loves to talk

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right to talk, apparently very long
winded very long winded, and I know

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those types. And when he yawns
and does that, I just you know,

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you know, yeah, she's like, stop it, stop it Andy,

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and they did it. They cut
back to the past two reunions.

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It's becoming a running joke now,
which is hilarious. But I just I

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I yeah, so I try and
find out, like figure out, oh

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he doesn't like her, Oh he
really likes her, and blah blah blah.

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I don't know. I just find
it interesting that. And I was

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remembering Adam's old publicist, Lennon Alex
who they were reality stars by the way.

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They were on like Amazing Race and
oh yeah, yeah they were married

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and they were early like like the
third season or something, and then they

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did the All Stars Amazing. I
love those two and how much they loved

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me just because it was a house. So I you know what I mean,

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I just it just finds it interesting
that why I find it endearing that

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gay men are enamored with middle aged
women, like I don't know, just

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interesting. Well they also love to
hate them too, search ones, you

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know, well all yeah, I
mean that's like remember Ronnie and Ben from

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Watch What Crappens? Yes, and
years ago when we used to talk housewives

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all the time. I'm sure there's
some people right now rolling their eyes going

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not this again, don't worry.
This is one episode. But remember people

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turned me on to watch what Crappens
and I started listening and I was like,

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oh my god, these guys are
hilarious. And then we had them

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on our show. We had a
really good time. And then Ronnie and

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I became friends and started like,
uh doing I would guess on his show

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sometimes, and then we started doing
rose pricks together, so I had an

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yeah. But now and now they're
huge. Watch up Crappens is like a

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top two hundred across them on You
got any connections? Sure do, Sure

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do. It's funny because so Angel
Lookita more so when Ronnie had to quit

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because his podcast was getting too big, so he felt so bad. Also,

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it was COVID, so there weren't
even new seasons, so we were

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doing this listen to your heart and
then then they did these this whole Bachelor

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season that was the goat greatest of
all time, and then they would show

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a whole season in an episode and
Ronnie was just like kill me now,

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like I can't cover this shit,
you know, and I was like,

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I get it. So then he
ended up quitting and then I brought in

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my friend, Angel Lakita Moore.
Now, Angel Lakita Moore was my friend.

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I knew her from back in the
day from stand up and you know,

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she had a few podcasts and she
was doing some stuff and I asked

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her if she would come do it
with me, and she said yes,

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and then so we did it for
a little while. Then she booked a

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pilot, but Angel More, well
that was a while ago, and then

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the pilot didn't go. But she
was just she's always really busy, m

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so little quick Angel Wikita Moore story. So she really likes me, and

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I think that's why she said.
Yes, it wasn't really for the money,

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but it was always kind of an
inconvenience to her, Like it was

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always a surprise to her or her
every week that she had to watch The

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Bachelor again the whole two hours and
take notes. Yeah, because the first

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time she was like, well,
I'm just gonna like watch it and then

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like you know, we'll just talk
about it, and I'm like, no,

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we have to recap it, like
because she'd have already forgotten and she

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didn't see prior seasons. She was
never interested, which I totally understand.

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Yeah, but it was also great
because there was a lot of like racial

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stuff going on that year. That's
the year that Chris Harrison like had that

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unfortunate interview with Rachel Lindsay and so
it was great to have Angel, who's

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African American, like break some of
this stuff down. But anyway, so

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Angel was just like, let me
just do the least work possible. You

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know, I'm gonna watch this.
Also, Angel has four boys, four

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kids, all boys, a lot
of energy. They were young at the

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time too, so she was like
exhausted at the end of the day,

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Like poor thing. Yeah she was. She was kind of in the mail

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room doing a bunch of other stuff. So it was like catch her where

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you can, right, So sometimes
she would hop on the podcast and be

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doing like making herself a snack.
Like I'm saying, I'm talking like clattering

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dishes around, and you know,
the audience doesn't love that. No,

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I'm not being fans of dishes.
So one time somebody started a thread on

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Rose Pricks discuss where they were like
what is Angel doing, Like it's so

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loud, like she making a four
course meal and they were kind of being

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funny, but like also sometimes she
would sometimes she would like have a mouthful

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of muffin. You know, she
thought, I'm not kidding. She'd be

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like, like eating a muffin and
I'd be like, oh, like Angel,

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but you know, so somebody started
that thread and she got so mad.

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She clapped back really hard, and
she was like, you know what,

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I've got four kids, I've got
eight jobs. Like you're lucky,

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I'm here. Why don't you get
it? Why don't you help Stephanie get

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a different co host if you don't
like it so much? I'm mad?

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And I had to be like,
Angel, listen, this is just how

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people are podcast. Don't worry about
it. Yeah. But anyway, she

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eventually was like I got this pilot
and then was like, I don't think

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I can do it. So then
I hired my friend Cecily right and who

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we were already doing bored af But
anyway, cut to I don't know,

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like a year or two later.
Now I feel like you have to have

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heard this song one Mark, give
me one Margarita. I'm a put at

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it. That's Angelakita more so,
that's her song. That's her song.

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How does she do a song?
Just writes, I don't know. But

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she said she'll come in and be
a guest on our podcast how she can

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talk about it. So this was
the most famous I've ever felt to my

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kids. So I think I know
quite a few semi famous people. My

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kids don't give a shirt. They
did not give a shit about anybody I

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know. No with Bot, what's
the same, Bob oden Kirk, No,

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they don't care. But the one
time that one Margarita was either I

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guess it was on the radio or
something and or they were playing it off

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of TikTok or something, and I
was like, oh, that's my friend

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Angel and my all three of the
first of all was Sadie and Sander.

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They're like wait what and I said, yeah, that's my friend Angel.

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They're like that's your friend and I
said yeah. She was the host of

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Rose Pricks with me for a few
years. And Xander's like, holy shit,

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what are you talking about? What
that's the same Angel. I was

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like yes, And suddenly they're texting
all their friends. Holy shit, my

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mom knows the woman whose song is
the one Margarita. And then they text

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Lbie and Elbie writes back, what
So then I text Angel and I was

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like, uh, you just gave
me the most clout right I've ever had

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with my kids. And anyway,
she was cracking up. So how does

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that song? What is the one? Margarita I'm gonna open my legs.

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Give me two Margaritas, I'm gonna
give you some head. Give me three.

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Margarita's I'm gonna put it in my
puss, Give it four, Margarita's

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I'm gonna put it in my tush. My god, yeah, sorry that

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was dirty, but no, that's
but that's the song. No, I

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don't will you? Can you play
something? It's gonna take me away?

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Okay? All right, well we
can talk about any Can we play out

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our episode with that song? Yes
we can, Kyl, I don't know,

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but who's gonna Who's gonna shut us
down? We'll play it out.

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I'm making it. It's news,
okay, Caylen. It's a party pooper

405
00:28:17.400 --> 00:28:21.640
in trouble. I don't want to
get podcast off the air way to kill

406
00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:29.799
my buzz. I was enjoying myself
this morning. I don't even know it.

407
00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:34.039
All right, give me mother and
Margaret. But it was to sing

408
00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:38.160
I'm not trying to be a tattletale. But Patrick and Dylan, Yeah,

409
00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:44.200
they played McCartney silly loves songs as
their freaking themes. I asked, I

410
00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:47.880
asked Dylan, I go, what
what's I do? They license the Beatles?

411
00:28:47.920 --> 00:28:49.240
And Dylan's like, I don't give
a ship. What are the Beatles

412
00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:52.960
gonna come after us? Yeah?
He's got a point. Yeah, but

413
00:28:53.079 --> 00:28:57.160
Kaylin, have you ever tried to
stop them? I don't work on their

414
00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:00.599
show, so it's not used to. I used to. Yeah, and

415
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:03.440
at the time, were you like, guys, I didn't even know where

416
00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:07.519
that song came from. You've never
heard that song before? I know it

417
00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:11.079
is Paul McCartney. Yeah, I'm
not a very fan of the Beatles,

418
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:15.839
so I don't know a lot of
their music, all right, who actually

419
00:29:18.920 --> 00:29:25.039
trauma is right? I'm not a
fan of the Beatles, Like how dare

420
00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:32.160
you? What? An attack?
What kind of monster? Crazy? How?

421
00:29:32.519 --> 00:29:36.079
What? Who could say that?
It's like it's not my favorite band

422
00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:37.759
of all time? I don't.
I don't not like the Beatles, like

423
00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:41.480
I don't think, I don't hear
the music. Go this sucks. But

424
00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:42.480
I'm never in a mood where I
go, oh, you know, What

425
00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:45.200
I really want to listen to her
now is the Beatles. That's never happened.

426
00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:48.400
Even my kids, Sadie loves the
Beatles. Oh my kids love the

427
00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:52.519
Beatles totally. Yeah. Yeah,
tell you burst into tears when you heard

428
00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:59.839
Here Comes the Sun with their Friend
song. Yeah, Yes, here we

429
00:29:59.880 --> 00:30:11.920
go. Give me. I'm give
me one Margrita. I'm gonna open my

430
00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:17.799
legs. I'm gonna give you.
I'm gonna put it. Give me,

431
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:22.599
I'm gonna put it in my give
me, I'm gonna get some fun.

432
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:29.880
Give me, give me one Margarita. I'm an open Wow. That's right.

433
00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:33.359
Now, that's a song Erica Jane. Fuck you see, I mean

434
00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:37.599
that's a clever lyrics. If you're
gonna be dirty, make it fun and

435
00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.359
interesting, exactly the same thing four
times in a row and call it a

436
00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:47.160
day. Yeah, you like sex
and I like drugs? Fuck? How

437
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:49.119
did she do that? We gotta
have her on. I really want to.

438
00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:51.759
I want to know. I gotta
get to the bottom of it.

439
00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:55.440
I know I don't remember like the
story exactly. I think she made the

440
00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:57.720
video herself and then somebody was like, do you want to do a remix

441
00:30:57.799 --> 00:31:00.400
of it? And she was like
Okay, do you want to like produce

442
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:03.480
it in a studio and she was
like sure, and then it just went

443
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:08.240
hugely viral. Wow, I have
an idea for you. And she's also

444
00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:12.200
just a really funny yeresson. Yeah. Yeah, and she and you'd like

445
00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:15.440
her to because she's been married to
her husband for like a lot of long

446
00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:21.440
term relationship. They have funny They
have a podcast called this is going to

447
00:31:21.480 --> 00:31:23.880
Start an Argument? Oh she has
another podcast. Yeah, she's a YouTube

448
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:27.319
show clus this start This will start
an argument. Okay, that's with her

449
00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:32.079
husband. They do a lot of
like content together and that's cute. Obviously

450
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:37.559
a mom, that's awesome. Yeah. I had an idea talking to Sonny.

451
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:41.279
He was telling me something. You
know those videos of those the black

452
00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:45.920
kids listening to like classic rock and
it blows their mind. Yeah, love

453
00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:48.119
that. I sit there sometimes go
watch that all day. So it's like

454
00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:53.319
they listen to Bruce Springsteen and like, okay, okay, damn all right,

455
00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:59.160
shit, okay, okay, okay, it's the best. Okay,

456
00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:04.799
So okay, anyway, I thought
you and I should listen to I was

457
00:32:04.839 --> 00:32:07.960
telling Senny, how about if Stephanie
and I sit down and they people get

458
00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:14.319
a reaction of us listening to music
that you kids are listening to these oh

459
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:16.640
right, like the younger genera kids. But Sonny was like, you'd be

460
00:32:16.680 --> 00:32:21.160
out of content pretty quick because there's
not a lot of good, good music

461
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:25.119
content out there. It's funny because
Xander a lot of plays me stuff all

462
00:32:25.160 --> 00:32:29.640
the time. First of all,
these kids hear of these right singers,

463
00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:32.880
and I'm always like, where did
you hear about this person? Everything's from

464
00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:38.400
TikTok? Yeah, So like if
if TikTok gets shut down, we're all

465
00:32:38.440 --> 00:32:42.480
fucked. We're all so fun.
How are we gonna learn how to listen

466
00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:47.359
to good music and make a good
salad? I I ran out of salad

467
00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:51.680
the other day, so I went
to the store and I bought some lettuce.

468
00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:54.400
Like that's how they talk. You
never noticed that they all talk the

469
00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:59.319
same weird way. Yeah, well
you're putting on your makeup, you know.

470
00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:00.880
It's like, yeah, so what
are we gonna do? So my

471
00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:07.519
algorithm for all these things? For
so I'm old, So I watch a

472
00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:13.119
lot of Facebook reels. They just
start coming up like I'll You're like scrolling

473
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:15.519
through Facebook and all of a sudden
there's a video and it's usual for me.

474
00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:22.079
The videos are John Stuart girls,
young girls doing gymnastics. Oh really,

475
00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:25.640
I don't know why. I guess
you know, I was did gymnastics

476
00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:29.759
as a kid, so I guess
I've at some point looked at a video

477
00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:36.759
of somebody you doing gymnastnastics as a
kid. Yeah, I was so so.

478
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:42.559
My best friend in elementary school was
named Jill Hoffman. She's still named

479
00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:47.599
Jill Hoffman. She's she's my age. Yeah, she lives in la uh

480
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:52.039
and I have seen her as an
adult and we are on Facebook together and

481
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:54.920
she was like my best I loved
her and she did gymnastics. So I

482
00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:59.599
wanted to do gymnastics because Jill did
gymnastics. So my parents put me in

483
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:05.880
gymnasts around like fourth grade, and
Jill was really good and I was not

484
00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:09.679
really good. I had just like
weird posture and I have sort of a

485
00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:15.239
sway back and pigeon toed and same
issue that I had doing ballet as a

486
00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:19.280
kid, where they were always like
stuck your button and stand up straight and

487
00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:22.679
put toes out and I was like, my feet don't go that way.

488
00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:29.440
It was really demoralizing as a gymnast. They always said she's got heart,

489
00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:35.400
but no talent. They told my
parents, I'm not going to ever go

490
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:40.599
far with gymnastics. I just wasn't
good. But I have to say compared

491
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:45.480
to like non gymnasts, I mean
I could do I was really strong because

492
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:51.119
I trained at the LA School of
Gymnastics, which was where they trained Olympic

493
00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:54.800
gymnasts, wow, with a coach
named I kid you not, mister Mayogi.

494
00:34:55.440 --> 00:35:00.880
Really uh huh coach Mayagi, and
he was real off. It was

495
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:04.440
like these movies where you would what
you would do is you would do the

496
00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:08.800
splits and he would come up behind
you and just put like shove like imagine

497
00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:13.280
the side split, not like the
front splits, but the side split right

498
00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:16.320
and you're not all the way down
because you're still learning it. He would

499
00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:21.719
just come and like shove your push
you down until into the splits and scream.

500
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:24.840
But can you still do the splits? No? Not do the splits?

501
00:35:24.880 --> 00:35:28.360
Were you able to do the splits
after? Like? Yeah, I

502
00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:30.719
could do the splits. I could
do some amazing splits both sides. I

503
00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:35.639
could do the side splits. I
could do also though I could do some

504
00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:37.639
stuff on the bar. I got
really strong. I could do a ton

505
00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:42.440
of like pull ups, that's amazing. And then when they did remember the

506
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:45.920
Presidential of Fitness tests that they would
do with us when we were in elementary

507
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:52.159
school, I was always like Jill
and I were like by far better than

508
00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:54.480
everyone, and because we were training, right, So I was training like

509
00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:59.000
three times a week for like three
hours a day. Fourth, fifth and

510
00:35:59.119 --> 00:36:02.920
sixth grade, I was I have
like this little body. Yeah, I

511
00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:07.800
was all muscled. I just wasn't
good. Like I couldn't do backflips and

512
00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:12.199
I could do like I could do
a backhand spring, but it was real

513
00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:15.800
slow, like it was like jump
back on the hands and then the rest

514
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:19.800
of the body flips over and they'd
be like speed it up, and I

515
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:24.880
was like, I can't anyway.
So I after sixth grade it was just

516
00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:30.639
done. My parents just never because
I moved to Spokane, Washington. It

517
00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:32.559
was not like a thing. So
that was that, and that was that.

518
00:36:32.559 --> 00:36:37.119
That's what happened too with Natalia when
we moved after ice ice skating.

519
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:39.360
Yeah, but you know, I
always would tell the story. I would

520
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:42.760
take this story to lunch all the
time that I was like I was on

521
00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:47.000
a pre pre Olympic team, which
didn't mean that much. So John makes

522
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:50.440
fun of me all the time,
like he'll he'll still bring it up and

523
00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:52.079
he'll be like, you know,
mom was on a pre pre Olympic team

524
00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:54.840
gymnastics. And then my kids are
like, yeah, we know mom,

525
00:36:54.960 --> 00:37:00.840
Yeah, but her friend is like
Keisha Moore, Angelo Ji Wikita. More

526
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:05.480
so, why were we talking about
TikTok. We're gonna shut it down,

527
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:09.840
but there was something we were talking
because we're I don't know what our oh

528
00:37:10.039 --> 00:37:14.320
music, Oh yeah, oh okay, yeah all right, So Xander's got

529
00:37:14.440 --> 00:37:16.440
Xander listens to these great songs and
I'm always like, where did you hear

530
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:20.719
that? And he goes, I
think I originally heard it on TikTok,

531
00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:23.559
but now it's wider known, And
I'm like, but what do you mean

532
00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:28.280
by wider known? Like is it
on Kiss FM? Right? Like is

533
00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:31.400
Ryan Seacrest is gonna announce it?
Because otherwise how do people hear of stuff?

534
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:34.639
I know? I don't. I
guess it's all on TikTok. I

535
00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:39.960
guess it's the most hits or the
most downloaded or God we're old. But

536
00:37:40.039 --> 00:37:44.239
I think it'd be funny if there
was videos of us listening to like younger

537
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:49.960
musicians and be pretty funny. Yeah, except that I genuinely like a lot

538
00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:52.679
of that idea. Yeah, that's
the thing, is like, yeah,

539
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:55.800
so good. And then I get
it. They download songs right right,

540
00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:00.280
I know, I gotta get more
hip to songs. Italian went Oh my

541
00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:07.639
Gosh on Friday to see It's It's
a festival. It was a festival.

542
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:13.079
It was a wrap festival in downtown
at the Staples Center and the headliner was

543
00:38:13.199 --> 00:38:17.079
it was like a two day thing. Her friend's mom bought the tickets for

544
00:38:17.480 --> 00:38:22.559
her friend's birthday. It was her
best friend's birthday, so she bought four

545
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:27.000
tickets for the four girls to go. And I'm like, Okay, how

546
00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:29.920
are you getting there? And well, we're gonna take it. They're taking

547
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:32.000
an Uber. Mom got this to
the Uber to go and I'm like,

548
00:38:32.079 --> 00:38:37.239
and you're taking uber back, Okay, all right. So they go to

549
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:42.840
this concert. The headliner is Boom
give me that base boom, but the

550
00:38:42.880 --> 00:38:46.880
boom boom boom, boom boom baby
super big Nicki Minaj, thank you.

551
00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:52.320
I was on the tip of my
tongue. Anyway, she was playing pretty

552
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:54.519
huge. She was playing. Then
some other band was playing or something and

553
00:38:54.599 --> 00:38:58.719
I've never heard of anybody, and
Sonny and Italia were both you know,

554
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:02.280
filling me in. And but anyway, I get a phone call at I

555
00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:05.280
don't even know. I think it
was early. I think it was like

556
00:39:05.320 --> 00:39:09.320
ten thirty eleven o'clock. They two
out of the four girls got their phone

557
00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:15.119
stolen, and the other two girls
or batteries are dying and can't get a

558
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:21.199
hold of anybody. But who wah, Oh no, yeah, why me,

559
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:23.320
I'm minding my own business at the
Condo's not my night to be with

560
00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:28.840
the kids, oh dad. First
of all, nobody's answering. Nobody's answering

561
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:32.800
phones, and everybody's phones are dying, and they're like, I live in

562
00:39:32.880 --> 00:39:37.760
fear of them. I follow on
Life three sixty LB's phone, yes,

563
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:42.840
and I'm always like wherever when she's
out, and I watch her phone draining

564
00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:46.960
the battery like it's happening to me. Me too. So she planned on

565
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:52.679
she planned on getting a you know, bringing her battery, uh, you

566
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:55.920
know, portable battery, right,
but I don't know. Something happened and

567
00:39:57.320 --> 00:40:00.920
it didn't charge, so she didn't
bring it. The other girl thing got

568
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:04.760
stolen, so her battery got stolen
as well. But I'll tell you how

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572
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So everybody's phones are dying, everybody's phones

597
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:15.559
are stolen, are dying. Did
they get stolen that night or just in

598
00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:20.440
the past. No, that night
at the concert, not just them,

599
00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:24.800
a lot of people's because first one
girl's phone got stolen and they were like,

600
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:28.280
oh my god, she had it. I don't I think she had

601
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it in her back pocket and she's
like, I can't find my phone.

602
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:32.559
So what do they do. They
start backtracking, going, oh wait,

603
00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:36.559
they try to look for it,
and they're going, anybody's seen a phone.

604
00:42:36.559 --> 00:42:38.639
We lost a phone. And it's
crowded and it's packed, and it's

605
00:42:38.679 --> 00:42:42.800
like, you know, just hectic, and they're holding hands, the four

606
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:45.320
of them. You know, anybody's
seen a phone, anybody's seed the phone.

607
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:47.639
And so many people are like kiss
a goodbye, my wife lost heirs

608
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:52.480
phone, or you know, people
losing their phones. People were losing getting

609
00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:55.960
their phone stolen at the sky.
I don't understand, like quick little sidebar,

610
00:42:57.119 --> 00:43:00.400
Yeah, how what are people doing
with other people phones? Like everybody

611
00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:04.519
has a lock screen now you have
to use to get into the phone.

612
00:43:04.559 --> 00:43:07.280
And they can't get into the phone. So what are they doing with it?

613
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:10.239
I think they wipe it clean or
they they they must do something,

614
00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:15.639
you know, they they must have
some kind of game going, otherwise people's

615
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:21.119
phones wouldn't be stolen or I don't
know. I don't know. I think

616
00:43:21.159 --> 00:43:23.400
you can take the chip out right, the sim card, Yeah, this

617
00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:27.639
is a different sim card in right. Something's going on, I guess.

618
00:43:27.679 --> 00:43:30.360
So. So then she got up. So then they were like okay,

619
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:32.960
and she was the birthday girl and
so she her mom. She couldn't get

620
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:37.599
a hold. Nobody was any they
could. It was chaos. And then

621
00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:40.280
then they stayed for the concert and
watch more. And then on the way

622
00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:45.480
out, the other girl's phone was
gone, like just gone, And I'm

623
00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:47.679
like what you guys were in the
ties like I was holding my phone.

624
00:43:47.719 --> 00:43:51.559
I was like, thank god,
Italia, that was something that would happen

625
00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:52.400
to her. She's like, I
had it in my hand the whole time.

626
00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:55.679
I would not let it out of
my sight, you know. After

627
00:43:55.719 --> 00:44:00.440
her friend got her phone stolen,
well they didn't know was stolen until they

628
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:04.239
went looking for it. And other
people are like, yeah, our phone

629
00:44:04.280 --> 00:44:07.079
got stolen too, so it was
a thing. And then the other girl

630
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:12.519
her phone got so anyway, they
took the phone, they take the credit

631
00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:15.199
cards because she had it in a
thing, and she found the cover.

632
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:19.480
She found the cover of it.
But how she keeps it in like a

633
00:44:19.480 --> 00:44:22.440
little wallet butt the phone and the
credit card's gone. Oh my god,

634
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:24.840
So what happened? So did you
have to go downtown and get there?

635
00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:28.840
N it? Talia was like on
three percent, So I don't know.

636
00:44:28.920 --> 00:44:32.119
So now I'm texting they can't even
call an uber because like the phone could

637
00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:35.400
die. But I don't know any
of this is going on. I do

638
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:37.239
know she's at the concert at the
Staples Center, so I'm like checking.

639
00:44:37.519 --> 00:44:42.920
Then I see her phone is going
and I see like she's in this circle,

640
00:44:43.079 --> 00:44:46.199
this vicinity, which means like she
probably doesn't have Wi Fi or something.

641
00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:50.960
Okay, So then then I start
to see her outside the Staple Center.

642
00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:53.840
Then I start texting her no answer. I text her other friends,

643
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:59.760
no, it doesn't even go through. Then now it's getting to be eleven

644
00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:04.639
o'clo. And I know that she's
outside of the stadium. So I text

645
00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:07.320
the moms and I'm like, have
you heard from the girls? No answer?

646
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:13.159
Nothing, oh no, nothing.
Well one mom text me like two

647
00:45:13.239 --> 00:45:15.360
hours later like sorry, I was
out at dinner and blah blah blah,

648
00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:19.679
and I was like, what the
And then the other two never really understand

649
00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:22.239
people. I told her like I
was out at dinner. Now, if

650
00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:24.360
you see it, you had to
have seen a text within two hours,

651
00:45:24.519 --> 00:45:29.480
right, unless other people really do
just put their phone away. But I

652
00:45:29.519 --> 00:45:32.400
have a friend like this who just
doesn't respond to text and then eventually she'll

653
00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:35.599
be like, oh, sorry,
I didn't see this. I do not

654
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:39.199
see it. I understand if you're
like, I saw it, but I

655
00:45:39.239 --> 00:45:43.480
got busy. Sorry. Right,
but when your kid is out and your

656
00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:45.880
kid That's what I was gonna say, is like I don't understand like somebody's

657
00:45:45.920 --> 00:45:50.199
texting you about your kid, right. I know that whenever my kids are

658
00:45:50.199 --> 00:45:53.480
not home with me, my phone
is near me. I'm aware of my

659
00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:57.519
phone in case somebody needs to get
a hold of me. Oh yeah,

660
00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:00.719
I said, a timer on my
phone if like Sonny's back, or because

661
00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:04.480
I'll fall asleep, so you know, I want to keep checking, like

662
00:46:04.519 --> 00:46:06.639
where are they? You know,
until they get home? What am I

663
00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:09.440
going to do when they turn eighteen? Well, you guys you still do

664
00:46:09.480 --> 00:46:13.719
it with Elbe too, right,
it's never going to go away. I'm

665
00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:16.519
going to be watching them like a
hot I do fall asleep now when Albe's

666
00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:22.039
out all the time. But she's
nineteen, you know, going on twenty

667
00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:27.639
yeah, so that took a while
though, But because she lives at home,

668
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:30.079
I do ask her to please tell
me if you're you know, around

669
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:34.239
what time you're coming back. But
sometimes she will, Like the other night,

670
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:37.039
she left at like eleven o'clock at
night to go to the beach with

671
00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:39.400
some friends. With a bunch of
friends. I know, it's kind of

672
00:46:39.400 --> 00:46:43.360
cool. Exactly what am I going
to say? Like you're old, Yeah,

673
00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:45.119
like go have fun. I enjoy
your youth, live your best life.

674
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:47.280
You live your best life. And
they all went down. They got

675
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:52.880
a speaker and they got blankets and
they you know, c But like this

676
00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:58.519
weekend, Elbe is going to that
member I told you, Caylin that Beyond

677
00:46:58.559 --> 00:47:02.880
Wonderland Ray the Rave, and they're
staying two nights. They've got an airbnb.

678
00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:07.119
She's leaving on a Friday, like
mid morning, and then they're going

679
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:12.360
to be out all night Friday night
and Saturday night, and then they're coming

680
00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:15.800
home Sunday. Well, you know, I'm gonna be worried because she's a

681
00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:21.599
not coming home, but b I
know myself and I will be checking life

682
00:47:21.599 --> 00:47:24.320
through sixty just to make sure she
got back to the airbnb, like I

683
00:47:24.360 --> 00:47:29.760
know, and they don't get they
don't get Wi Fi there like they they

684
00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:35.039
have a lot of sort of tips
for these girls, like use the buddy

685
00:47:35.119 --> 00:47:37.679
system, do not always have at
least one of your friends with you,

686
00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:42.639
have a spot where you know,
you get Wi fi to meet up,

687
00:47:42.840 --> 00:47:45.639
like you know, all these things
that they tell them. And also I

688
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:50.760
asked Elbe. I was like,
Elbe, be honest with me. Have

689
00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:54.960
you ever tried Mollie? And she
was like no, She's like absolutely not.

690
00:47:55.079 --> 00:47:58.199
She goes I said, well,
what do you do with these raves

691
00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:01.000
when everybody's doing Molly? And she
goes drink and I was like, okay,

692
00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:06.079
fair enough, say no more.
She goes, mom, I'm way

693
00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:08.199
too scared. Yeah, yeah to
do that. I'm way too scared.

694
00:48:08.400 --> 00:48:12.800
And I was like I believe her
because she does have anxiety. Yeah yeah

695
00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:19.039
I don't. Yeah yeah yeah.
So any that night, so yeah,

696
00:48:19.119 --> 00:48:22.599
one parent text me back like an
hour and a half two hours later,

697
00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:27.880
and then the other one sent me
a text the next morning, and then

698
00:48:27.920 --> 00:48:30.880
the other one never even responded what
because it was like I was The text

699
00:48:31.000 --> 00:48:35.519
was have anybody has anybody heard from
the girls? So wait, so how

700
00:48:35.519 --> 00:48:37.920
did you get them? How did
so a parent. So Natalia calls me

701
00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:44.719
and she goes, Mom, we
are on Crenshaw Boulevard. Oh uh huh

702
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:49.039
in Inglewood and it's up to no
good and it's eleven o'clock. We're on

703
00:48:49.199 --> 00:48:52.239
like, we're by a Chase Bank
on this boulevard in this street and this

704
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:57.000
street. And I'm like, uh
oh okay, oh my god. And

705
00:48:57.079 --> 00:48:59.800
she goes, my phone's dying and
we don't have an uber? Can you

706
00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:01.639
call? It's an uber? And
I'm like, okay, okay, your

707
00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:05.559
Chase, you know. And I'm
like, thank god, I wasn't stoned

708
00:49:05.679 --> 00:49:08.679
or something like thank god, you
know, Like I was awake and I

709
00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:12.719
was at home and I answered her
call. What would they have done?

710
00:49:12.760 --> 00:49:15.599
She's her it's the only phone working
with these four girls and it's on like

711
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:20.679
three percent. Immediately, okay,
bye, I get off the phone.

712
00:49:20.719 --> 00:49:24.079
I get an uber. I googled
Chase Bank wherever it was, got the

713
00:49:24.159 --> 00:49:30.119
right address, googled and got the
uber. And so you can do an

714
00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:31.880
uber. I've always wondered this,
Yes, why didn't Now I had to

715
00:49:31.880 --> 00:49:35.639
figure it out where somebody else.
Yeah, I've never done it before,

716
00:49:35.880 --> 00:49:38.159
but I figured it out on the
fly. You can do the uber and

717
00:49:38.239 --> 00:49:42.000
schedule it for like the next day. But I've never done where you know

718
00:49:42.039 --> 00:49:45.079
it's got And then it's like current
location. I'm like, no, not

719
00:49:45.159 --> 00:49:47.320
current location. I put in the
Chase Bank of where they're at, and

720
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:49.880
then I have to put it,
you know, it was like and then

721
00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:52.239
wouldn't do it, and it's like, oh my god, Oh my god.

722
00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:53.199
So I was like yeah, I
mean, you know, I had

723
00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:57.320
to do it a couple of times, and anyways, I got it and

724
00:49:57.480 --> 00:50:01.960
it says like one two minutes away, and and Natalia said, I found

725
00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:06.719
out later she was trying to get
ubers on her phone but everybody it was

726
00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:10.519
responding she didn't have Wi Fi or
it would be like sixteen twenty minutes and

727
00:50:10.559 --> 00:50:17.039
they were like outside, freezing,
people everywhere a little terrified and scandalized out

728
00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:21.719
of their area. So I was
like two minutes. So then she calls

729
00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:23.360
me and she goes, we're not
in front of the bank, we're behind

730
00:50:23.400 --> 00:50:25.679
the bank on the left side.
What kind of car is it? And

731
00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:29.599
I'm like, oh my god.
So I find the car. I go

732
00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:32.639
to It's a Chevrolet Silver or whatever. This is the license plate and she

733
00:50:32.679 --> 00:50:35.119
goes, oh, I yeah,
I see him, I see him?

734
00:50:35.239 --> 00:50:36.880
Is it? This? Is it? This car? I go yet she

735
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:38.519
goes, I see him, she
goes. The thank you mom, thank

736
00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:43.039
you? Think I felt like a
hero, was like yay me, I

737
00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:45.840
said, of course, don't thank
me, you know? But what is

738
00:50:45.920 --> 00:50:52.039
with parents? Why? Me?
Like why I don't know? But me

739
00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:58.039
too? Hashtag me too. I
mean every time, every time my kids

740
00:50:58.039 --> 00:51:01.440
are like somewhere and they want to
go see like a music show or do

741
00:51:01.559 --> 00:51:07.320
anything, somehow there are no other
parents available to take them exactly, nobody's

742
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:10.960
available to pick them up. I'm
the only one. And somehow I've also

743
00:51:12.119 --> 00:51:15.480
always asked to go, can you
go to this person's house and pick them

744
00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:17.840
up? I'm like, these fucking
parents can't even drop their kids at my

745
00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:22.480
house knowing that I'm gonna be the
one right. It's it's I don't understand.

746
00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:28.719
I don't get it. I don't
And if you're planning this like birthday

747
00:51:28.760 --> 00:51:35.960
thing, take it upon yourself to
have a plan. Tell your kids I'll

748
00:51:36.039 --> 00:51:37.920
pick you up at this time.
Whatever happened in the days where like my

749
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:40.760
dad took us to Duran, Duran
waited in the car. You know what

750
00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:44.920
I mean. Suzan's dad would take
us to concerts and wait out in the

751
00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:47.280
car right listening to the Dodger game, like you know, now it's like

752
00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:51.199
everything we got a uber and figure
you know, I don't know, just

753
00:51:51.239 --> 00:51:52.960
figure it out, like why does
it come on me? And here and

754
00:51:53.079 --> 00:51:58.679
here's a little ending to this saga. I just got dumped up, like

755
00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:04.679
they're going to say to keep calling
this sage brush stage coach again this year.

756
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:07.880
Last year they went their dad.
They were doing this apparently again with

757
00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:14.760
her dad. Well guess what,
Dad can't go, And now I it's

758
00:52:14.840 --> 00:52:21.400
now on me to find an airbnb, book the airmbnb and chaperone them.

759
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:27.360
Oh really, yeah, when I
don't fucking know. Is it the summer?

760
00:52:27.679 --> 00:52:31.280
Is it? It's coming up in
April? Oh no, uhh yeah,

761
00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:35.320
that's what I gotta. I gotta
go find an airbae. Oh is

762
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:37.800
it for their birthday? No?
I don't know. Like they did it

763
00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:42.880
last year. He did it last
year with them, and now, uh,

764
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:45.079
you know, they want to go. They want to go again.

765
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:49.599
And I don't know if he got
he got them the tickets. I guess,

766
00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:52.639
I don't know, but but now
it's I I have to take them.

767
00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:54.920
So they have tickets, but you
don't have a ticket. I don't

768
00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:58.840
want to go. Well, I
guess, I don't know. I don't

769
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:00.000
want to go. I don't want
to go period. I don't want to

770
00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:04.760
ghost do it, and I don't
want to book it, and I don't

771
00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:07.800
Everything is fine. It's just like, what why you have to drive them

772
00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:09.679
out there too? Right? Isn't
it that far? I guess they can

773
00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:13.840
drive now, Yeah, it's pretty
far. I don't know where it is.

774
00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:20.639
It's uh in Sunda or not as
the same place. Isn't that super

775
00:53:20.679 --> 00:53:23.559
far? Yeah? Everything far like
Palm Springs. Yeah, everything, it's

776
00:53:23.599 --> 00:53:29.119
too far for them to drive.
Probably they they they did. Yeah,

777
00:53:29.320 --> 00:53:32.360
I drove at their age. It's
not it's fine. Yeah, Sonny drove

778
00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:37.320
Sonny Well, Sonny's friend drove last
year, and Natali's friend drove last year.

779
00:53:37.400 --> 00:53:38.880
Can't you just then book them the
place to stay and then they just

780
00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:43.880
go? I guess they're just only
seventeen. How they're going to get home

781
00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:46.559
from the concert? Lay out of
trouble last year getting home from the concert

782
00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:52.400
that was the biggest problem. So
I don't know. I mean I could

783
00:53:52.480 --> 00:53:55.039
just go and just hang out by
myself, which is fine, and then

784
00:53:55.079 --> 00:53:59.199
you drive them to the concert and
then drive them back to the Airbnb.

785
00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:02.320
Is it it's night affair? I
think, sal Yeah, yeah, it's

786
00:54:02.360 --> 00:54:07.559
two nights. It's three? Is
it? Fuck me? Are they going

787
00:54:07.599 --> 00:54:10.280
for all three nights? I don't
know. I just found this out last

788
00:54:10.360 --> 00:54:15.519
night. It's just like, really, I know, to be k parenting?

789
00:54:15.800 --> 00:54:21.440
Yeah, I know. Basically,
yeah, it's three shoot me,

790
00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:25.400
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them Palm Desert as well. Great
food. We should do another Palm Springs

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meet up. Maybe yeah, let's
think about that. Great. Uh.

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We do a lot of planning out
loud to Stefanie Wings. Yes the salmon,

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You're gonna love it. And also
Sugar Skull is the small bakery and

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shop by our friend Maren on the
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go check them out. Or you
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go up, and then we'll see
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the delay. I love you your
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