One. Welcome to Isaakai Dungeons and Dragons, episode twenty six. I am
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let's do it. Let's let's find the Let's do a vote. I'm here.
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back in East KDND. This is episode twenty six. Last time, there
was a lot of talking they have last time, but it was a very
pivotal episode in the series. Listen if viewers liked the talking in the last
episode, fucking strap in. Yeah, I mean, shit's ship's getting political
this episode. Yeah, we're not adventures anymore. Yeah, politicians, political
parties, yeah, power, Yeah, we went a typical life. We're
out of the business, mogul business moggeling, responsible for a whole lot of
death. Politics, stop business, succeed locally hostile takeover CEOs, political campaign.
Yeah, we just become president. Kill Caesar standard progression. Everyone did
level up to level seven. Everyone's been picking their spells and you guys,
yeah you've you've just had that conversation and you guys are now on planning.
I assume to head back to the Capitol to help Washington win. Like,
no way, we'd get sidetracked by what so guy, just letting you know
if we somehow running the snake girls on the way. I don't give a
fuck about the campaign, so he's making a bee line for the Snake Girl.
At any point that is always the number one priority if it were to
happen. I do want to I do want to say. I have just
been in Italy for a week, and you guys are not prepared. My
Italian accent is way better, way more. It's time for a whole new
Leonardo da Vinci. I'm ready, all right? So are we just starting
this off with on the Road? I mean you got on the road again.
You guys are still in Wellington's base obviously you you could do whatever you
want, all right, that's it. I mean you're still in one into
his base. I don't know if you're gonna go to the capital now,
if you're gonna prepare all right, guys, well I installed a full bath
and so you can rest here if you want. It's OSHA compliant with all
this stuff, so you'll be good. You guys want to spend the night
here first and then head back. Oh yeah, I think we want to
get a full rest in here. Yeah, okay, that's a good idea.
Yes, Shark, do we have time for a shark romance subplot with
who We've been? You decide alright, alright, guys, everyone in chat,
right now, everyone in chat, tell us who you want chart to
romance. We'll do a pole and it will the whole episode twenty six The
Shark Dating Show, Dating Show, expecting what progress we've We've got Wellington,
We've got Ripper. Those are the two big ones I've seen at the moment.
I'm ignoring everyone who's saying Hitler. Um. Honestly, all I'm seeing
is Ripper in Wellington US. I'm seeing a lot of believe nobody has suggested
Anthony, do you need to make a pole? Rested? Well, I
will make I will make a pole. I'm just getting I'm just gauging with
the popular. So those three I'm going to get one more suggestion. Jesus,
is that your suggestion? I do it. I'll do it. I'll
do it. Okay, that's our three options, Wellington, Ripper, Anthony
or Jesus. If you saw those four like categories and you and you didn't
know what the question got to the poll was, what would you think it
was? Welcome to the dating game. Oh, I have no idea.
All right, let me make this poll. Let me make this poll.
Um, it's very slow. I don't know why it's so slow. Okay,
so what do I roll to see? If I do some it's we
have to get to that, you know, Okay, Wellington, I wanted
to be a straight role get married Anthony and Jesus, that's just gonna it's
gonna be two minutes. It's gonna be a quick pole. Good luck.
Guys. Who was a sharp date? Dada? Oh, Jesus is really
it's he's holding ahead Jesus like half Oh, it's Jesus, man, I
wanted. That's gonna change anyone's vote. I think rip in my opinion,
I think RiPP is the best option and one well, Ripp's the funniest because
you know, it would just be me being like, hey, we're gonna
get married now, Ripper be like I fucking guess, like okay, well
yeah, or he use that in order. No, no, no,
he's not. He's busts anymore. He's the only one who does. I
told you I told Ripple to kill people about that. Well he will,
but he will findloves in the process with you. Anthony's gonna I'm gonna talk
to Cody really quick between. I heard my grandfather owned steak in this brewery.
Thing apparently like so oh yeah, yeah, he was a ceo like
me. Wow, the Shark and Norman, we all run out of business
here. That's successful. I was told he was just a janitor's that's pretty
successful to go from janitor to ceo. I mean yeah, I mean I
worked at like seven to eleven and then I got here. I'm a ceo,
so glow up. I never even had a job. Any FEO seven
eleven exists in my time too. They actually killed all the other convenience stores.
It's the only convenience store in the world now. It's just seven yet
so much older than I thought. It's from the ninety seven I know,
right they it was when the convenience store wars were pretty bad. I mean,
Wawan sheets held out for a while, but like seven to eleven just
fucking destroyed them. Yeah, alright, the vote is almost over. Jesus
currently has like ten, not even ten more votes, five more votes.
We need Ripper to get six people. Please. Well now you're gonna know
now, Jesus, Now you're swearing the listener in just second, in the
last second, is that dirty player. It's the political listen Listen. The
theme of this episode is politics and rigging Ripper one five votes in the last
minute, it was one fifty five to one fifty four, and I was
one hundred and fifty fifth vote for Ripper, and then like ten other people
voted as well. But I'm just saying I was like one hundred crazy how
it jumped off. All right, So the Shark at some point you're going
to try and romance Ripper. That's that's a subplot that will happen, now,
ok Look, but I will say this, you do have romantic feelings
for Jesus too. People are saying hashtag shipper shippers. I almost I almost
thought the ship name for Ripper and Shark would still just be Ripper, because
that's what the Shark does. You could check out the Isakai D and D
merchandise store for hashtag shipper. Okay, Daniel Begreen dot com. Okay,
No, okay, all right, you guys are just going to sleep in
Wellington's abode. Yeah, I hooked up the AC I got, I got
the air con good or the plumbings brand new. Just put that in so
you should be all right, this might be the best night sleep that we're
gonna Yes, I have twelve beds they were. I'm you can use them,
just pay your respects? Yeah, I mean, do you want us
to like pray before we go? Well, I've already known this because I've
been here for a while. Okay, yeah, do you have any beds
that like don't belong to dead people? Or are those the only No,
those are the only ones. You can use them. Just don't use Amelias.
Its long dead people are I mean, wait, wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait why why why shouldn't we use Amelius? I just couldn't face
it. She she was special. He looks off, full of wounded,
to the distance down, and then he looks down at his bright yellow Wellington
boots. Did you two have like a thing? So possibly be questions?
Go to sleep? You got? He does? He doesn't like. He
doesn't like questions. He'll just go back to his room and write his poetry
all night. You might hear him trying to cry, but he can't.
Rattling like faci like rattling sounds like he's trying to cry. Don't mind him.
He might try. Sometimes Sometimes he takes water and just pours it into
his skull just to kind of replicate it. But hilarious fitting fate for this
individual. Yeah, honestly, Calmers a bitch. Um okay, yeah,
could he will? Could he will go to bed, He'll pick a random
bed. Okay, Um, do you want me to tell you which bed
you get? Yeah? Sure? Oh god, I've lost my document?
You get? Confucius is bed? I think it is hell. Yeah,
I've been living here for a couple of weeks, so I have my room
probably all yeah you yeah, I have it. I just build a room.
Yeah, you know what wisdom is Courdy's highest stats. I might actually
be I might have it. Might be another Chinese philosopher. Yeah it is.
Sorry, it's loutsy, my bad that okay? Was that Taoism or
legalism? Um? One of the two? I think I just I just
got them confused. I apologize to to everyone, apologized to Confucius. That
was Taoism? Was Taoism? Yeahs bed? Um Norman? Yeah? Do
you I guess everyone's sleeping in the bed? I rolled the D twelve.
I want to know which bed? Yeah, run a D twelve? Yeah
what did you get? Nine? Nine? Okay, one, two,
three, four, five, six seven eight. That's loutsy. Wait,
yeah, okay, I get you share the Norman. Yeah, Norman walks
in twelve rooms that I had to pick. I guess the shot. Can
you roll a D twelve to see which rub you sleep in? Yeah?
Fine, I would like to think the shark just goes and sleeps in the
grass in the backyard. Did you forget where you were? That? But
he's more comfortable in the in the lands out there. Um, well,
if you want to go sleep out in the scorch lands, you can.
I guess, can I go into each room and roll perception to to do
one to what you're looking for? Hidden safes anywhere that someone might have to
an overall perception check for the whole. I don't want you to roll twelve
perception checks. I'll give you all the money you want. Yeah, why
does the eleven than twenty three advantage? But we'll just take the first.
We'll just take the first number. Eleven. I mean, there's no hidden
safes that you could see, but it does. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Wellington's giving you an unlimited money to win this political campaign. For money,
I'm looking for like secret documents, things along those lines, anything that
could be like intel that goes beyond these these not within eleven. You don't
see anything of note. I mean each room is relatively barren. Um.
They all just have a terribly drawn picture of each of the twelve people that
assigned to each room, obviously drawn by Wellington. They're like eyes huntingly follow
me as I go through the room. Um, they would if it was
drawn better. Oh, I guess okay, I don't find anything that I'll
just fine. I pick a random one and it's gonna be ok. I
want to see which one you get, slash one. Most people would say
this is filler content for me. This is the best thing about dad Watch.
I typed it in the Twitch slash off. I know eleven. You're
in Harold Holt's room. Okay. Harold Holt is an Australian politician who disappeared.
Okay, cool man. Wouldn't it be a shame of a bunch of
people clicked my user name because I put in chat and went and subscribed on
my Twitch? Yeah? Crazy, right side of fantasy news. Um for
all your fantasy news. Uh needs I guess tell me a pit of fantasy
news right now? Oh, I actually have Stranger Things is being turned into
an anime. Oh that's kind of sick. That's that's kind Yeah, that's
that's I can see that. I can totally see that. Sick. Okay,
now make up some fantasy news. Um uh rust doors satisfied a woman.
Oh, I'm with fire. You're gonna get happen all right? Oh
um sorry, Oh, I have fantasy. I have a fake fantasy news.
Wins of Winners coming out next week? Is it really? I've never
heard that, fucking never heard. Don't little bit more? Really? One?
A little bit more one, a little bit more obscure. Doors of
Stone is coming out next week. I thought a little bit. That's a
little better. That's a little we have likes. News will be productive.
Okay, you guys wake up in the morning in Norman and Codier and the
Shock is in Howard Holts. Anthony's in his own room. I'm making coffee
with the coffee maker the cure a guy made. You know. Wait,
do you like put the brand name under and everything like how Dystopia? Are
you? Um so in the future. I mean, I'm not explaining.
If you asked me later, I'll explain it to you. But I'm just
making coffee in the morning. I'm in my own room. If you want
to come say hi. You can say hi, Anthony, could I have
some caffeine please? Oh yeah, sure, what kind of you want?
We got like the breakfast roast and like you know all that, But do
you have any like flavored fuel? Uh? Oh, like G fuel the
only energy drink that exists in the future. Yeah, they won, they
won the energy drink coarse Yeah, oh my god. I the good question
for sure is to people still use code slash brigs uh cod it's literally the
tagline. It's literally g fuel. Code slash bricks is the is the tagline?
Yeah. I don't know why slash No, it's just it's it's just
that. Yeah. There was basically at some point, I mean some of
them were actual wars, others weren't. But like every single specific franchise had
a battle at some point at Walmart started it and then all the other ones
kind of got in on it. So there's only like one convenience store in
the future that won the battle, one energy drink in the future one,
you know, Like that's just how it is. Oh, there's a mark
for walls uh yeah, yeah, and it's everywhere now, yeah, spread
like the damn plague Like that makes sense. They're needed a lot of the
time. They are everywhere. Yeah, there's lots of walls. There are
you inside and out? All right? Um? Well, Norman like presses
the button and makes himself a cup of g fuel and he's like, oh
my god, I missed it so much. Yeah, yeah, here you
go. I guess I could do that. I mean, yeah, I'm
a fucking artificer. I got the right tool for the jobs. I don't
know the artificer cost well enough to know whether or not he could make a
coffee machine. There you go, There you go. I could basically summon
any artist and tool I learn how to produce exactly that's wol you need.
So I guess I guess coffee is coffee making tools. Yeah, there you
go. Um yeah, Norman. Also, if you if you want me
to look at your gun, that's kind of an old fashioned Tommy gun.
I could maybe see if I can upgrade that at all. I mean,
if phenomen it wouldn't do what he's just using it as the way to cost
his spells, right, yeah, if the equivalent of a a wooden casting
stick for me, true? All right, Hey, whatever, man,
whatever works with you. I've never really dealt with magic up until a couple
of weeks ago. So yeah, anyway, it looks cool. Yeah,
it does, it does. Can you make it look even more cool?
I mean I could give it a coat, a painted you want me to.
I have painters tools, like in those video games when you like like
like a different skin. Could like could I make it look like gold ish?
Oh? Yeah, I see what you mean, like in modern warfare?
Okay, cool tiger. Yeah, do you want like like Arctic camo?
Do you want desert camo? Do you what do you like? What
do you want? Yeah? Can you make it like an American flame?
This will help the political campaigner, all right, I'll give him the I'll
unlock the America skin. Yeah, but in the future the American the United
States of America logo has like Starbucks also mixed into this is crazy. Sorry,
but you know that I slept in loud Seas bed. Yeah, I
just looked. I have a cup of throat coat. The throat coat tag
on it, which I've never read in my life before, has a little
message on it. It does not hurry yet everything is accomplished lout sea.
Oh no, he's the Taoist. That's crazy. You fall asleep in his
bed and just wake up like this is the way you waked. Cody sees
that te bag to the left of him. Something I'd like to try and
do with the artificer. Yes we have. I don't you want something?
You want another skin? What do you want? I want you to know.
This is not easy for me because I miserally hate you. But I
think you're a good guy. Why do you Okay, No, it's this
about the name thing. I'm sorry, man, I just don't want to
be called bad Anthony. That's not a cool thing. But I'm I'm over
that. I'm over that awesome Anthony. I just want to say fine or
just Anthony, it's whatever, It's fine. Well, hung stupendous Anthony.
There is fine. Sure. I've noticed you may be good with technology and
or inventing a Tommy gun. And yes, I saw my woman had one
too. Yeah. No, no, that's that he was holding mine for
me. That's mine now, and to nommy guns. Remember my Tommy guns
got destroyed and I took mine back. Listen, now you're just sounding like
my YouTube cards. That's awesome. My fault I forgot I gave it to
you, so I guess I took it back to make it look American.
Yeah, now it looks American. The shock. Yeah, if you could
upgrade this to to shoot more or faster, or just less accurately, so
it's just a spray, like just a fucking everywhere you want it to be
less accurate, it's already no very accurate. My dad told me that guns
that don't shoot accurately are more dangerous. So I think we could make this
even more dangerous, like maybe four barrels can't act. That's a lot of
barrels on a Tommy. I mean, I guess I could. Yeah,
I could look at it, see what I could do? Is this it
also fice his infusion? Uh? This I guess would be one of the
infusions. I guess, Yeah, yeah, which I can. Yeah,
there's a list of stuff. I mean, I mean, are you you
could just flavor this yourself because it's probably not gonna do this this session.
But what I'm imagining is so I have infinite clips. I don't know why,
but I just do. So if infant of one clip, I could
have four clips that all fire simultaneously, like we could continute that. I
can see what I could do if you give it to me and I could
look at it and I could see what it could do. I don't probably
won't be much of a Tommy gun at the end of it, but I
could. It doesn't need to be, all right, if and if each
one could be a shotgun round, you can just make you like a mini
gun, like a gun that has like a barrel. That just right,
I needs to be regular size gun. You did You did lose all the
AMMO though as well? Like, no, it was just you said it.
You said it, okay, did you all right? Yeah? Because
that's the shit that exploded. Right. If you lost your gun, you
lost your armor. The only way will may to make you a gun that
you can hold, that has like a mini gun barrel that rotates. I
could probably do that. It can't emphasize how normal size it needs to be.
All right, you'll be able to use one arm. You'll be able
to use it with one arm. Sure, yeah, okay, I can
make it work. Oh yeah, you figure that shit out on route okay,
okay, yeah, afusure to that gun? All right? Are you
guys just heading straight to the capitol? Uh? Yeah? Is there any
any place you don't have anything else? Yeah? Anything? You want to
do or any place you want to go on route to the capital, you're
gonna go straight. Um, well, I need to we need to pick
up a little feather from I can't remember Stack left her yeast. Okay,
Otherwise I think we don't have any business anyway, do we. There is
the small issue of Jesus Christ. Yeah, we got to talk about that.
So you guys actually met Jesus Christ. I don't know. He said
his name was Jesus, and he had a lot of people say their name
is Jesus. I met a few actually, yeah, oh wow, I
would even put forward some people's names are actually Jesus. Yeah, oh yeah,
I mean obviously yeah, but was his m I don't know. I'd
have to meet this guy, but I'm kind of I reserve my I feel
like it's like fifty fifty, Oh, Anthony, when does Jesus come back
in the future? You could fill us in Hat's not back yet. I
mean, I'm sorry, I'm only from twenty fifty. I don't know.
I know he was supposed to come back at the year one thousand, and
that didn't happen, and people thought in the year two thousand and that didn't
happen. So maybe the year three thousand, maybe that'll be when he comes
back. I don't know, father Son, Holy Spirit. So three,
yeah, there you go, threes and three thousand that I think that makes
Yeah, maybe we should start a cult this episode. That could be our
sidetrack. Okay, you guys are going a stag first? Okay, yes,
First, Where was Jesus's encampment. It wasn't far from Stagferth. It
was That's where we was, in a farming town, just you know,
half a day's travel from Stagferth. Okay, like the Digital Mountain. So
because because what did we want to do about Jesus. You've joined his car
because eventually we'll want to activate his tower. I don't want to go up
against Jesus while on the side of Jack the Ripper. I just feel like
that's a bad look. Yeah, you know, I gotta be honest with
you. The fact that we're now working kind of w Jack the Ripper is.
I mean, I'm all about forgiveness and all, but like, dude
murdered a lot of fucking people and he's pretty brutal about it. You know,
I think we shouldn't fight Jesus. I think we should get him on
our side. Oh yeah, I have him understand, you know what we're
trying to do, Um, but activating his tower secondary to winning this election.
Yeah, so what if what if Jesus wins the election? Can we
can we make that happen famously splitting the vote into as with a third party?
Oh yeah, the third party never wins. Yeah, that happened with
um like Roosevelt and somebody ran like like basically it was Roosevelt and Taft and
that split the vote and then Wodrow Wilson ended up winning. So that,
Yeah, you don't want to do that. We do need a vice president
though, true. All right, so who's going to be the vice president?
Old Jesus Jesus? Yeah, there you go, perfect, Yeah yeah
sure sure. Well let's let's we know where Jesus is, we know where
he makes his headquarters. We can come back here once you know we've won
the vote, Happy East priority and win the election. Well, I was
saying having Jesus on the ticket would make Washington more likely to win because Jesus
already has a bunch of followers who would be advocating for him. On the
game Pantral Jesus only has twelve Yeah, he only has his gas making this
might be a dumb question. What's the popular Like, what's the population of
a city that we're like campaigning in, because like, if it's twelve people,
if that was in Richmond, you could do an active campaign and the
twelve people, if I'm trying to say, or is it like New York
size where it's like, no, fuck you, that's not it's not in
the millions, is it. It's probably like a maybe a couple hundred thousand,
right, the twelve people. Do we have any else work in the
campaign right now? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I mean it could happen
to be completely I'm gonna be completely honest, guys again, you want we
need Washington? Okay, I thought, I thought. I thought, I'm
like, wait, if we want to like the King who's dead to win,
then baby shark, I don't know, I never mind, I don't
remember right right now. To be clear, it would be Washington versus the
King with if that makes sense, Yeah, okay, because everyone thinks the
King is alive. Yeah, to be honest, yeah, so it's like
a repeat of the Revolutionary War rustage. I see what you did there you
fucking by accident. Okay, I'm by accident to genius. You guys know
me. I'm very intelligent. So I'm planning right. Um, if Washington
doesn't win the vote and the King wins, we still, I think have
a good chance here because as long as we can take out Da Vinci the
King, if you're still alive, we'll just thank us for you know,
freeing him from his bondage and be on our side and help us restore the
fountain and whatever. I have a very strong feeling the King is not alive.
If I was a gambler, yeah, I got the vibe from that
he's probably did. Yeah. We also last time, we're already planning on
trying to have an assassination attempt during the campaign. Correct, Like we're going
to try and kill him, so the campaign trail. Wow, I'm not
gonna say that out loud on Twitch never mind, Holy shit, are you
okay? No? I just realized on Twitch I was about to say,
I think the campaign trail is a great time to do assassination of timpsh.
Well, you just did in Minecraft. We're playing we're following and Dragons game
unrelated, but as we were walking through the scorch Lands. Could you show
me where my grandfather died? Yes, we can, Yeah, the location,
yeah, tower, we probably passed it. But just like I pay
my respects to my grandfather on the way, we'll definitely stop that. I
think we'll. We'll all, you know, pay a little respect. All
right, grandfather, Grandpa Tony. I never met you, but I heard
you were good man. I hope you died peacefully. Oh good, Yeah
he did, he did, right, he did? Yeah, yeah,
yeah, he did, very peaceful. All right, Okay, let's go,
let's go. Sorry, okay, all right, okay, you go
stag Furth first. Yeah, well, okay, pick up bird takes a
couple of days for you travel. I don't know if you're doing anything during
the days. I assume that all the conversation you guys had is during that
troubled time working on the gun thing. But you're working on that gun thing.
It's did you tell me which infusion you're putting onto it? Whichever?
Yeah? I think there is actually an infusion that gives you infinite amr amu
for stuff. So we'll figure it out. Okay. So you before you
as you were arriving to stag fer if you see the city built into the
rock, you are going to pass by the small farm town that Jesus's church
was at m if you want to get pay visits to Jesus, I think
I think I think we should ask him, try and get him on board
to help us in the campaign. Yeah, pretty were he wants. He
wants to get back to the real world. I assume all wait except for
North Yeah, exactly, so I will. I will interest the line jone
every day travel. Did you guys take your gas masks off? I mean
I have still I would have while we're in the Scotch Lens, I would
always have had my mask on. But the Scotch Lens, I mean I'm
knowing that we were going to pass by Jesus place. No, Okay,
I would have said, yes, Shark lacks the self control, but he's
a World War One veteran, so that guy doesn't fuck around gas so he
keeps it on. Yeah. I just have my Iron Man suit, so
I'm good. Okay, it's such a good sentence. Yep, sure,
Hey, do you want to change with that? No, I have my
Iron Man suits from good. I mean that's kind of the ultimate, Like,
dude, I have a fucking Iron Man suit, Like, yeah,
paper or plastic, I have an Iron Man suit. I'm good, I'm
good. Yeah, okay, uh yeah, So let's let's straight into Jesus's
camp without masks still on. Okay, you opened the door of his church.
Um, there's less disciples there. It's honestly just Jesus and and there's
one other guy there. Jesus is asleep, he's just sleeping on one of
the pews, and the other guy is sitting there silently reading a book.
Um, as as Cody comes in the spy Yo, Jesus ay many God?
Yeah, hey man, what was going on? Why why are you
being so loud? It's so early in the morning, it's like midday.
Man, last night was crazy, dude. Yeah. Sorry, we're kind
of in like a bit of a rush. We need to get back to
the capital. But we were actually hoping you would join us, so we
might we might have discovered a way for you and the rest of us to
get back to you know, the real world, the Holy land. Right.
I was just about a head to the Capitol myself. I got this
letter from this man called m. Leonardo da Vinci. He he sent me
a letter man. He was like no, no, no, no,
no, no. Okay, A big fan of mine, he said,
he said, he yeah, no, listen, he said he drew me
like multiple times. And I was like, what he did? But look
not to be trusted. Okay, dude as a total douche. Dude if
a man a douche and he drew me. I mean you ever get foun
up by a guy? You know? Yeah? Huh to the shock?
What oh blind view Does he have one of those desks that like, yeah,
I love Yeah, no, I have one of those floors that lowered.
I could see that. Yeah, okay, he's standing up. No,
hello, welcome. Oh. I didn't want to make a big deal,
but I tried to be like nonchalant. God, all right, well
in his desk, Oh my god, you guys are fancy. You guys
are fancy with your Yeah, blind viewers. Taking just rotated his camera.
Yep, whoa for our blind viewers. Rustedge just took his shirt off.
Yeah for blind view is Rustage started rubbing his nutsack against the camera. No,
we just start lying, yeah for our blind viewers. We're all shirtless
now. Yeah, hey man, I mean he attached like a drawing of
me is he turns the letter round and it has a really cool drawing of
Jesus on it, like sick flames or something. I'm gonna yeah, I
hope, I hope Jesus isn't wreathed in flames. All right, um,
rustage, can I make a roll or maybe you can make a roll at
the term and if Anthony thinks this is actually Jesus, am I impressed by
this? You would do an insight check? Yeah, all right, let's
see how we're doing here. The insight check is just going to determine what.
Oh all right, you look at him, and it's undeniable that it's
Jesus to you guys. You guys were telling the truth. I really I
was a little bit skeptical, but like, this is the guy, this
is you know. Yeah, so it's looking at the drawing that he's got
from from Davincia, I'm gonna be like, first of all, Cody's gonna
be like, yeah, no, that's pretty sweet actually, but look,
he's a master manipulator. He uses things like this to get in your head
and try and make you think he's a good guy. But I mean,
dude, remember the devil? Oh yeah, I hate that guy. He
really sucks major liar, major down, same vibe, same vibe. The
devil sucks. Man. Can I just say fuck that guy? Amen?
He read him. He wrote a mean letter about me once. You know
what, Yeah said it? Hate him anyway. So we're working with a
serial killer who we think that you're gonna really gel with. Um murdered a
lot of prostitutes, and he's got a plan to get us back to the
real world. What we're gonna need? Hey, man, that does sound
super convincing. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm gonna be real, can
I I kind of say that was in his past. He's now trying to
turn a new leaf, and um, confessor Sea like a thousand years ago
right now, A long time ago. Yeah. I have a brief aside
with Norman. I think we should. I think we could forgive him.
It's what I'm trying to say, you know, forgiven you guys, what's
up? What's up? We'll talk on there that they're finished their scene,
I guess, okay, or is that a real quick a real quick thing.
Um, So I'm gonna step to the side with you and go do
you think this guy will present well on a campaign trail. See when I
thought of Jesus, I thought he would, but after meeting him, I
don't think so. Yeah, I'm hans the move. I'm having regrets picking
him for VP. I'm just saying he's not He's not going to present well
on a debate stage. Mhmm, that's true. I don't know what,
like how the people in the Capitol would react to him. Not kill him
though, right, we just need to leave, not kill him. No
murdering, No, No, I don't. I don't. I don't have
a lot of things that I wouldn't do, but I don't think I want
to kill Jesus. I'm right there with you. Cool. Sounds good to
think here, I think all right? Cool? Um, Hey, Jesus
broke a little You look a little sluggish. You want some of this ge
fuel? Hey man, what is this stuff? I'll give it a try.
Sure, here you go, Briggs. What flavor of g fuel do
you think Jesus would prefer? Um? This is the buying peach, divine
peach. There you go, the real flavor. And there's a man that
looks like Jesus on God. Hey, divine peach. There you go.
I'm more fans, bros. Yeah, mm hmmm, taste good. They
should put that feel are going to start using that in their advertise from now.
Oh god, all right, quote from Jesus, taste good. Everyone's
everyone's gonna hate me for this episode. Why, I don't know. I
just feel it in my bones. I'm oblivious to the shock and Norman's aside,
but I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna talk to Jesus obviously.
You know you've got the Twelve of Us the Disciples. Um, how good
is that? Divine by a guy that looks like Jesus? Did you mean
moist critical? Come on, divine peach and looks like Jesus. The old
dude looks a lot younger now and he's wearing some weird suit. But yeah,
my twelve Disciples. Oh you met my grandfather. He passed away unfortunately.
Yeah, sorry, Old Tony actually died in a volcano. He went
to the other side. Oh well we will do that. You're you're Jesus,
So you you're from heaven? Right, Yeah, Heaven's real. Right.
That confirms Heaven's real and my grandfather's probably there, right, Sure,
I believe him, and I believe him, but I think he's Jesus.
I'm like, all right, sho man, sure, sure man, I'm
sure he's right right out there with the big g man in the sky.
Yeah, bro, anyway, okay, that makes me feel way more happy
about my life. All right, there you go. Cool. So we
were thinking that obviously you've got you know, super charismatic, convinced a lot
of people to follow you. Oh yeah, right back in the real world,
the same thing here, and help our friend Washington to win an election
so we can take control of the capital without spilling any blood. Right,
get everyone out our side. And this is this is going to be a
pivotal persuasion role from Cody, all right, with with advantage with You're like,
dude, fucking look at this fucking guy. Can Roll is a big
fat zero. It's a big goose, a flat roll. But with advantage
luck. Wow, Okay, here we go persuasion twelve. Oh damn soul,
middle of the road dude. Yeah, he breathes in. This is
enough to make him consider it, but say yes straight away, Okay,
well think about I hear I got to hear both sides. I gotta see
why this Leonardo da Vinci wants so he says he's gonna grow me great powers,
and listen, I know a thing about powers. Look, I know,
do you guys need water? Oh it's wine. That's a pretty that's
a pretty good power. I know, I know. I think he's gonna
be great on That was awesome. You know you want to be impartial.
I know you want to be balanced here, but listen, if it helps
all we know, da Vinci is trying. He's gonna make it so you
can't leave. Okay, you want gonna be trapped in this godless realm.
Actually it's not godless. There's there's a lot of gods. Yeah, they're
just kind of assholes. Yeah. Um, and we with the help of
our guy Wellington. By the way, he's jacked the ripper from London.
Yeah, so ross the cheese. That's all I gotta go, aren't you
Jesus? Don't you know everybody you're you're like God? Right? Yeah,
but like I didn't read, I didn't I didn't listen. I didn't study
much in God's pit. Listen, I got some deep law. I ain't
gonna get into that, all right. You know the real reason why my
dad sent me to earth. It's because he was sick of me, all
the other all of my Listen, I ain't gonna this is this is undiscovered
knowledge. It's okay to talk to anyone about this. So I I hugged
Jesus. I'm sorry. I just I am so scared that by the end
of each guy D and d our party will have founded the true Christianity.
I found the right path, the one that nobody ever thought about before.
This is definitely heretical, but I'm gonna be like I could. He's just
gonna keep it pushing. He's like, all right, well, we need
to get to the capital anyway you're going. Should we travel together? Yeah?
Fuck it, bro, you go all right, you got a cool
ride. I could try to make a car, but I mean, if
I had the right materials maybe, but not really so much around it,
I can make a damn nice cart, though, I'm gonna start making a
cart. Hey, hey, rippa make us a car. Okay starts Oh
gosh, yeah, okay, all right, Well, while you guys figure
out our transportation, I gotta drain my snake. Guys, all right,
go okay, so sorry, you guys head up into stagfoft. Then up
them up the mountain into the city. You know you've been here many times.
Little feathers here. I mean, she was just running things, but
she notices you guys arrive and immediately flies down to greet you. Whoa bird
person? Whoa Joe? That's my girl? Oh oh okay, all right,
sorry, I never saw a bird person before he did. Hello.
I hope, I hope your Jenny to the Scotch Lens was good. Where
did any listen? A little feathered? It was. It was a productive
trip, but we had some losses. Old Tony he didn't make it.
Oh what what do you mean? But he did? He did not make
it. That's like it means he's it means he died. He died a
hero. He died a hero's death. How fighting him? How did he
fought a giant monster? And he like he almost single handedly took it down.
He was like straight scored in one hand. It was a mop.
I've never seen anything like. He was swinging and like he was like smiling,
like fire was coming out of it. It was already on fire,
but like more fire. I thought it was a broom that was contentious,
my dad. I mean, that was something that I mean my grandfather.
Yeah, I'm not sure what that was. Yeah, I don't know the
difference. Sometimes Wellington told me it was a broom. Sometimes he told me
it was a mop. I'm not really sure, but anyway, I'm Anthony,
I'm his grandson. Nice to meet you. Yes, we've got young
telling here. She grabs your shoulders at the thy and goes, I am
so sorry that he died. I don't know how to make it up to
you. I could have been there. I was like an hour away from
saving his life. I'm gonna carry that with me. It was like I
was like three days. But the poise too stands. I know, I
understand, I get it, I get it. I like you. I
like you, bird lady, thank you, oh little feather, okay,
nice, thank you. All right, then we cry for like a good
fifteen minutes together, and then we should move on with her, like when
you do like embrace and like Anthony Stotts sobbing, Cody's definitely just gonna like
embrace the bull. It was him so much. And then what's about and
what's about a baby shark? But about Finn No, I look, there's
still no lead on baby shark. But we think he must still be in
the Capitol, probably with Da Vinci Magic. You up, I'm gonna we're
gonna do like a like a cook till like later in the afternoon while we're
walking, I'm like, so, yeah, not a good guy. That's
crazy. And that thing you said about his mother I'd called for but I
don't recall um. All right, so oh yeah, I completely I completely
forgot. But baby Shark isn't he also a prince? Oh yeah, so
that's kind of pivotable because if the if the King is dead, wouldn't next
in line be baby shay Shark? Yeah? Yeah, So if we're just
fucking like obviously I'm not in the election, or like we do a election
and try to win, but wordst case scenario, if we could prove that
the King's not alive, baby Shark would be the air right now? Sorry,
what was this? I want to know, was that your original intent
that we would realize that and the fact that we did this giant campaign aside
is just something you're having to roll with or I don't know what the question
is here? The were we supposed to be like, oh, he's the
prince, we're gonna return him to like the king and that it will be
the air you might has been the prince. I mean episode one starts with
a prince being murdered in front of you, right, and then you find
his younger You find his younger brother in episode two probably also have split off
from him and with Shakespeare, which Shakespeare because they ran away with the necklaces,
right, So I get it. Yeah, I mean I'm asking these
questions as the shark because the sharks stupid, not me. I wasn't there
for any of that, so I actually have no idea what's going on.
And Wellington hates you because he thinks that Leonardo sent you to kill the prince
because from his point of view, you guys left a dead body of a
prince set of forest and it'd be perfectly fair. I mean, the shark
would not kill a prince. I think. I think every every, every
event so far is so funny because it's it's the result of a perfectly understandable
miscommunicator. We were just acting on the information we had guys in a nut
show that I absolutely love how the story has like come together so far.
Yeah, but um, yeah, so actually it could be fuck now that
you mentioned that, actually it could be da Vinci's plan to use Baby Shark
to claim that he, you know, can control the capital. If he
kills the king, he has the air. He'd be like I speak for
the king and right, but he yeah, he could do like a thing
like he, oh, go ahead, who killed the other prince? Oh?
If it was as we assume it was assassin sent by like Davincion.
You are sure there's princess? Is there anybody else? If you? I
mean, that is a good point. But if if da Vinci killed the
first prince, what's he going to do to the second one? Probably?
Well, okay, well the thing is his story. A lot of times
you'll have like a baby that will be technically the king or the emperor or
whatever, but then the rabbet will be the what a puppet king? Yeah,
da Vinci's going to be pulling the strings the prince that he killed as
an adult who would actually seize power, while Baby Shark can't exactly lead anyone
without sometimes as a baby. Yes, yeah, yeah, he's not boss
baby or anything like that. So there's a chance that he's still alife.
He's just worried that da Vinci. Yeah, if he if if you if
what do you see is true in da Vinci does have his hands on the
child that he would Well, this world is like I don't know the whole
rules of everything, but there's magic and stuff here. So like, Cody,
do you have some kind of magic spell that could locate baby Shark immediately?
That would be I do, but I have to be close to him,
so I have to use it in the capital about a thousand feet.
Oh okay, that's not what's that in meters? We switched over to meters
like ten years ago. I know, I know that Cody has no idea.
What the fuck a meet? Yeah, that's fine, it's fine,
Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, so I guess we can we can
see now that we've collected everything, you're not gonna were able to find mounts.
I'll riper. Yeah, I assume that you were walking to rip his
office. Yeah, he burst into the office. RiPP is like pick down
that I do that every time. Yeah, I'm trying to find an assassin
to do this thing for you. The shop. It's just it's it's an
illogical plan. And what are you talking about? When did you start looking
so fucking good? What the fuck? It's like you never paid attention before,
and then immediately it's like, holy shit, you're hot. I mean,
I'm glad that you. I mean, no we ever really compliments me
like that. But you're trying to get something out of me. You know,
when I was in the trenches, there was the thing we do to
keep each other company at night. Listen, I you you were you were
you. The shock is not my boss anymore. I don't know why I'm
trying to get assassins for him? Is this? I thought it was because
we had a connection, if you know what I mean. Wait, like,
let's just say, what could be mine in the future could also be
yours. Do you want to just do a flat charisma role? This is
you just want me to This is a charist role, is like a sort
of this is your pickup line to see if this terrible, you're gonna you're
gonna fo Yeah. Hey baby, you're from Tennessee because you're the early Tennis
No no, no, says this. Hey baby, are you from Tennessee?
Did it hurt? Oh? My god? Making a ferrari? What
is I don't know what a ferrari is? Oh, it's a shark.
I am really flattered. Genuinely flattered by your coldverts. Nobody ever gives me
gosh, I'm I'm all over the place. Nobody gives you colivers like that.
I just this would be very unprofessional. I work for you. Wait
a minute, Wait a minute, shark Tholom. You you were my grandfather's
lover. He's been dead for a day and you're already going out with somebody
else. It's called a rebound. Oh that is true. Oh Tony's dead.
Yeah. Why why did you come in with this? Oh? Beat
me to it? Listen. Uh yeah, old Tony perished in in the
line of duty. Did you at least find Wellington and like, yeah,
yeah, he's a good guy. He's given us unlimited money. Can you
sign off the twenty five percent that old Tony owned to his grandson? And
I pat Anthony on the shoulder. Oh, I mean like, and I
don't need I mean sure, thank you, I mean if you guys,
okay, yeah, it's only right. You know he would have wanted to.
I guess technically he would inherit it so well. My dad is still
alive, but he's not he's not here. How do I extra dimension old
property right transfers work? I don't. I was. I'm very recently got
it into this role. I was just the security guard slash receptionist before this.
All right, that's fine. Now what passed it to me? And
and if I bring any money back, I'll share it with my dad.
It'll be fine. I think. I think, by the rules of it,
the Norman and Cody just got the split of that between the two of
them, so I just have to relocate that. Yeah, I think I
think Tony would have wanted his family too. He was a family man.
By the way you kicked open the door, I'm like fixing it in the
background. I think Anthony inheriting Tony's Tony's like inheritance makes sense. Well,
thanks, guys, I appreciate it makes me feel like one of the team.
You know. The shark just yells this is bullshit and leads he sold
his stake by accident. I think he okay, whatever to get the information
to get you guys to the Scotch clans. Right, so you've got you've
made an alliance with Wellington. Yeah. So basically you're saying and he's a
good guy. He's saying he's Jack v Ripper. Oh it's different spelling.
Different spelling difference. Okay, thank god, Yeah, yeah, don't worry,
all right, he doesn't like that name anymore. He prefers Wellington.
So you're the only Ripper in my heart? Right, good, good,
good? Hey, you know you look kind of good today, Ripper?
Did I put on some weird cologne? What's going on here? It's this
like a ripper is rippers? Like? What's his? What's his build?
What's his He's scrawny? Yeah, Cody would never compliment. He's a scrawny
little guy. I mean he's not. He's quite young as well, right,
like he's yeah, he's like nineteen. I think, oh okay,
well Cody's like what like twenty Yeah, I'm so happy. But the shock
is like forty, right like also from the twenties, well twenty three?
Sorry, no, sorry, he's not. Macherey was a lot, a
lot younger, literally had his birthday. He's twenty three. Okay, that's
more. He's a full Yeah, yeah he's twenty three. Sorry, I
keep like anyway up and down? Hey he's DiCaprio age, you know what
I'm saying? Yeah? Is there is there anything we needed from rip before
we left? You guys gotta go. Your guys are going to win a
fucking election. What do we need? I mean, we can you have
some others. There's other worldly breweries in the capitol. Um, yeah,
do you we have a contact there? Okay? Perfect, but what's his
what's his name? Let me just look at my paperwork real quick? Um
uh yeah, Hey, Anthony, you think you can turn this like this,
this horse and carriage outside into like I have you put an engine in
it? Okay? I was gonna ask about that because we're near the factory
and stuff, right, like, well, we're near a brewery. Yeah,
but like I'm seriously like, if I had the time, could I
make an internal combustion engine? Because I feel like I should be able to
make that. You know, I always saying maybe, but you do.
Don't have to tell because the election will be that that is true. That
is true. Yeah, Okay, I guess horse and carriage? You do
the boys? Well I could, Yeah, I guess we could do that.
Ripper in the meantime, make me a vehicle. What what do you
like? What I think of a horse and carriage without the horses? The
wheels go by themselves. Do you think I am? I just I'm like
now I'm sure you can do it, buddy. Good luck, Norman,
Norman. What I could make is I could make like a wooden cart that
runs with like bicycle pedals, and if we all pedal together, I could
probably put something to day O there like that. I could probably do that
because all that is it's just like an axle and just like a frame and
a steering wheel. I could probably do that. You know. I like
that. I like the idea of the whole party on a big bike.
Yeah, it's like it's like a cart, you know, with or wheels
and just you know, I could like rubber wheels and stuff. You just
all have to pedal together and we can do it. Yeah. Fuck,
I mean that sounds like a great idea. We can get that together quickly.
Yeah. Um yeah. The it's the person who's in the head of
the head of the Capitol branch of the Unworldly Brewery like one step below me.
Yeah, is a woman called snow Um okay, and so she she
can she can help you out with any things that you need in terms of
the brewery aspect. If that helped to the election at all, Okay,
Yeah, now that all that'll help. Yeah, I'll send it advance to
let you know that the big bosses are coming. Did we establish any sort
of form of communication with Wellington? How is he going to send the money
to us? Listen to me? His game us a lot of money.
He said he's gonna fund us campaign. He might have just keeping you a
bunch of money where I'm gonna fund the campaign. Do you guys relieve?
Yeah? I mean you did. He's probably sitting there like they didn't take
any money. Money. He probably gave you money. Okay, I'm just
gonna say whatever you need that requires money in the capital, just say that's
been taken care of. Okay, Okay, I buy a lot of bullets.
There you go. Well, actually you don't need to because if I
mean I have an infusion, I haven't pulled up here for it. Alright,
So hold on, I actually thought about you're not even I'm so happy?
All right? How about how about something like that that stupid gun that
has a multiple barrel thing that has no point of how that works, but
like something like that, Yeah, there you go, and it has repeating
shots, so it has plus one bonus to attack and damage. Uh,
and you don't have to if you load no ammunition in the weapon. It
produces its own automatically, creating one piece of magic ammunition. There you go,
yeah, yeah, okay, so it's a plus one hitting damage.
There you go. Good, we do the same where you like give this
to the shark? Yeah? Um, and a skin of it? What
what skin do you want on this thing? I want? I want to
stick with all my friend Norman wanted. We're gonna give me. Make it
all America. Okay, I can make it the American skin. That's a
classic. All right, here you go, the American skin. This will
definitely Washington to keep on helping us. I installed a red dot site so
it's more accurate when you shoot it. And uh yeah, there you go.
Anthony. I just want you to know I think I was wrong about
show. It's okay. You're pretty good, Anthony, pretty thank you.
Yeah, I hug you. Also, I really wish things had gone differently
with Rippa. But you know, if you're not doing anything later, um,
I know, I'm I mean, I am flattered. Um, I
am engaged. I take off my armor hand and I have an engagement ring
on, so uh, you know, I appreciate it. But um,
I mean I've I've hung out with couples before. If you know what I'm
saying, I mean, let us go. We must make haste. We
must go letten this ship. Let's make haste. The shark's hit point maximum
turned to sixty nine, and now he's an whole different man. Yeah,
all right, you guys, get on your big bike that rip him whips
out. Um, and well I'm the one that Yeah, all right,
everybody, just get in and start peddling. And Little Feather puts her wings
up to give it more aerodynamic so it flapping behind you, guys, and
you or if you can imagine the scene of these four dudes and little Feather
just peddling. And Jesus, it's in the shape I used wood to make
it. It's in the shape of a Ferrari that has the Ferrari logo and
every that's painted bright red. Jesus, I will say, is not peddling.
He's just lying on the bonnet of this bike. His disciples coming.
Um, yes, but they're walking cool. It doesn't get it doesn't get
as much horsepower. But I'll tell you what this This is as green as
can be right here, you know, Yeah, do you own a gas
mask? Sounds fucking terrible. Okay, so we're tough. We could do
it. We could do it, you guys. After a couple more days
travel because obviously it's a little bit of an out of the way to go
to tag the first Um, you finally arrive at the capital city once again,
and you make your way in and as you walk in, you see
that the walls of the city are plastered with voting like posters. There's George
Washington standing there having been drawn and with a vote for Washington is a vote
for freedom. And then you have another one that says vote for the King
and his vice president, Leonardo da Vinci. Um, oh wow, okay,
that's a good tickets. Gonna be a hard ticket. You see,
you see America putting up some of the posters and stuff. Um, and
he notices you guys come into the city and goes, oh, hey,
guys, I thought there was a dude called America. Yeah. Yeah,
me too. Yeah yeah, that took me a solid second. The yeah,
America is the guy that remember, he's the guy that led you to
remember him. Yeah, yeah, Hey, what's up, dude, Hey,
you're here to help with the election. The votes in just a couple
of days. Yeah, yeah, we brought some help and I point over
to Jesus. Whoa, who's that guy? This guy is Jesus. He's
another one of they, you know. Oh he's from the other side.
Yeah, the sacred place, the place where they have true democracy. Oh
sayken you see yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so he's uh kind of
an American icon. Actually, dude, what's going on here? Who's this?
Whath didon fell? Like? I gotta meet? Wait? Did you
just imply that Jesus is like an American figure? Said he was an American
icon? Yeah, I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Um
you want me to lead you to to Washington's um political office? Yeah,
yeah, it would be great right this way. Okay, he leaves you.
Is there going to be a debate that would have a lot of balconies
that someone could look in on the people clearly on the stage from That's something
you're gonna have to ask Washington. So yeah, we're gonna do these presidential
debates. Burst into a Washington's office and he's sitting there behind kick the door
down as always. Oh my god, guys, really little power trail comes
out of my finger. It's just like, look and thinking before you got
here, we just left us. I'm so glad. Oh my god,
you guys are just knocking doors over. I mean, I could fix it,
but come on, be a little bit more considerate. In my time.
We don't just kick doors open. Assume they're all made of like metal
and like they slide like star. Some do not. Every single door there
are American flags, all propped up as they would be the places plastered with
them. George Washington looks up and before he says anything, he goes,
nice gun. Anyway, Hey guys, welcome back. You here to help
me with my campaign to win and become president of vest story. Jesus,
Jesus, come with us. Jesus is standing there. He's just sort of
looking around. Wow this place. Yeah, we came here to help you
win. We need you to win. You must win for freedom. We
also brought you a potential vice president, and I think you'll well that's good.
I mean I was I was having trouble trying to figure out a vice
president. I was right here. I didn't have anyone. You say,
introduce you to Jesus Christ. Oh, my, Jesus christis Jesus Christ.
Hey it is? Yeah? He runs up and goes I'm a big fan,
and Jesus goes home. It seems everyone's a big fan of me.
We were thinking maybe we could have a big presidential debate. Maybe we can
invite the king, so the king could sit in and watch it, and
that'll get everybody else watching it. Yeah. I mean, that's the one
thing that's been on my side is the king hasn't made any speeches himself.
It's all Leonardo da Vinci doing it right. It's a little strange, don't
you think. I mean, we are fighting an upheal battle here. People
are so doggedly monarch I can't say the word I'm American. Um. They
just love the monarch here. I think if listen, we we assume,
and you assume as well, that the king is dead. The king isn't
there. The king is dead. I think about that. Leonardo da Vinci's
running this. He's like a puppet here with strings. That's almost exactly what
I said. Yeah, that's didn't I say that to Yeah? Yeah,
yeah he said it. Yeah, sorry, Yeah, that's fine. That's
crazy. What we were thinking is if you call out the kings, you
know, a debate of the people who are being voted for and he doesn't
show up. That kind of confirms here, right right, He's not there.
You can go tell all the people in the city the King's dead.
Da Vinci is a puppet master. Ah. This seems like a really good
way of getting the people on our side. But would that not make the
camp the campaign null and void? Can I have an asside with Norman Requiem
show for the assassination? Should we be killing the frail old king who we
could probably kill anyway any other time? Or do you think it'd be better
for the assassination to go for da Vinci? The shock has lost. The
entire purpose is trying to win this election. We had a backup in and
I'm trying to secure the play and b no, no, no, I
think this has always been planning. God has always been killed da Vinci.
I think I really do believe the king is dead and or like incapacitated in
some way. UM so, yeah, we could just kill DaVinci worst case,
but for now, I think it's better to keep as many, um
if any necklace wielders alive. I do want to remind you you Washington,
winning the election doesn't actually matter to you, guys, you don't care about
that. You care about Leonardo da Vinci not winning, right, Yeah,
um, because if he wins, then he can killing the king is Yeah.
There's the thing at this point I think Cody is is he's never been
that patriotic person, but damn if Washington doesn't inspire him a bit. Yeah,
so he's kind of genuinely rallying behind Washington try and win this. Yeah,
we got democracy. Praise the Gods of democracy. My holy my holy
spirit crisps for democracy, the religion of democracy. And Jesus is like,
hey, man, that's not cool. What is all this? It's he's
like, I think he's using like religion, like like he means like,
you know, like a strong belief, not like he's blazing you right,
Christ, democracy is actually a religion. No, it's like a it's a
flag capitalism on the other hand, Yeah, buddy, Jesus, you one
of the symbols of democracy. You've disciples followed you out of their own accord.
You want not any sort of dictator. And I do request if you're
want to talk to Jesus in Washington, you have to rotate each time of
change. And I assume that this god you know God was voted in,
right like he obviously he wouldn't be a god without being voted in. And
Jesus goes, uh, man, don't dissrespate my dad like that. Hey
he uh he made this whole fucking place, dude, he probably made this
place too, kind of. I don't know. I didn't really ask.
They're having a little bit of a disagreement. I'm gone, can anyone can
anyone? Does anyone have any sort of ability that's going to help them smooth
things out a little bit here? Coody is not the best when it comes
to like we have social lubricant. Anthony really sucks at what we do.
But Anthony really sucks at charisma stuff. So I could try, but there's
no way. Shark is the most charismatic. He's got thirteen, but he's
also stupid. I think no one on this crew is is charismatic, especially
I mean, I look kind of like Chris Evans, so I'm kind of
like attractive in that way, but I'm not great at at you know.
Um, I think that the shock might be onto something. I think we
should sit these two men down with some other worldly brewery special concoctions and with
an enhancement debate from our friend from the year twenty fifty. Oh yeah,
absolutely sounds like that. I think I think that will help them, not
even like debate necessarily, but to get them on the same page, get
them a little more. You know, Wait, am I helping people out
with drugs? Or am I making people shittier at stuff with drugs? What?
Am I were making them looser? I mean I could Yeah, I
mean I'm not really into well no, because I'm a ems worker, I
know a little bit about medication that I can maybe put in. I guess
I don't know. I'm not really a brewer. I know. So you
were setting up a debate, but neither are we. Are you setting up
a debate between Washington and the King? I can make brewers tools. I'll
work it out. Yeah, okay, Well we'll happen debate between the King
and Washington and have that like be advertised all over the city the elections in
a couple of days. We've been doing it tonight or tomorrow night. What's
the plan as soon as possible? Probably? No, we want prep.
We want prep. We want prep. I mean, I can make like
a fridge. We could have nice cold beverages. I could do that.
Yeah, alright, Gona, we want to make sure I can make a
fridge. Yeah that's let's make sure we put up a bunch of a money.
Jesus told gold on table. Jesus turns to you guys and goes,
hey, man, I mean I have to talking to this Washington guy,
Leonardo da Vinci seems more like the promising prospect to me. Hey, guys,
um, I have a question, like, we have a ship ton
of money, why don't we just bribe everybody to vote for you know,
it was something that was brought up beforehand. Washington tried given people bribes,
but these people are doggedly loyal to the monarch. The issue is, I
call you're chelling. You're telling people to sell out for money. Have you
tried? And I like, I I hold the shock by the shoulder.
Have you tried alcohol? Nothing brings people together better than other worldly brewery ice
cold. But I think I think the Worldly Brewery should sponsor the debate kind
of thing, give people drinks and and basically we're very openly supporting. All
Right, I'm gonna go work on the fridge and some kegs and I'll leave
that up to you guys. Then I'll get back to campaign and whatnot.
Um, okay, um, we're gonna can we do we have access to
her men to help them, like to help us put up flyers and stuff
like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, America constitution, um, stars
and strife. Here's the plan. Here's the plan. Um. What I'm
thinking is for everyone who wears like a pin with like an American flag on
it or whatever, We'll give them a free drink, right, so that
free advertising. Everyone they talk to, everyone they see, we'll see that
American Yeah. And what and when they think of the American flag, what
do they think of free alcohol? Which is way better than monarchy and stuff.
And I'm gonna pull from my gang intimidation experience, where we would threaten
businesses to give us money otherwise, you know, to operate in our turf.
Otherwise we would you know, fire bomb them. Uh. And I'm
gonna do a similar thing to local business leaders in this community. The shark
has experience. That's a really good idea. I can't believe I'm saying that,
But what's that think would join the shock and just be his kind of
muscle in the background and just help him with his intimidation and stuff. I
was so surprised you guys are on board with this. Yeah, this is
the plan. I'm gonna make a bunch of I'm sure, like what modern
piece of technology would be amazing to help like a debate and like to like
to draw the people on our side other than a nice cold Bruskies And then
the refrigerat is going to be a big one. But I'm asked Jesus to
sell his weed. Only disciples gonna have some of the bun in Bush.
Well, everyone who votes for you is like a disciple. Wait a second,
I never thought of it that way. You're saying that every person who
votes for me in Washington becomes a disciple? Yea, oh fuck critically fail.
So they're sort you're gonna go no, yeah, I mean yeah,
no maybe I what whatever word disciple mean? Oh I'm still thinking about it.
Let's still think about it. It could be going better. Um,
okay, you guys, all right, you guys, Well, I'm gonna
work. I'm gonna work on a sound system for this planantity you work on
a sound system and your friends? Yeah, yeah, well the shock you're
going around right? What are you doing again? Sorry, I'm intimidating,
and I'm basically using the same tactics at gangsters using the nineteen twenties to extort
money out of businesses. But I'm extorting votes from business owners and saying,
hey, you need to make your employees vote for us. Two are all
fucking killing family. Which business do you want to hit first? And we'll
just use that as an example. Four of them. I would go for
the ones that seemed to be owned mostly by like elderly, afraid couples who
probably like couldn't even make it out the door like a police station. Okay,
so like from your research, do you you you wouldn't know? Yeah,
I would like spend one afternoon going in talking to people like the local
mom and pop hardware store or yeah. Um, but I assume you want
to go big as opposed to just like a guy who runs a corner store.
You want to go like, oh no, no, no, no,
I'm trying to hit like thirty corner stores. Because if you go big
and they have resources, they have security, they have community connections, they
can easily report you. I want to go to the the shark targets the
vulnerable. All right, there's a bakery that you've gone into a bakery and
old man working behind the bakery and he goes, would you like some bread?
Baker? All right, I've given Cody the rundown at this point,
so when we come in, I basically give him a sign and he just
like you see, he takes the sign. He flips it from open to
close like you know he does, pulls the shades down, you know what
I'm saying. And I'm gonna approach the old man and I'm gonna go.
I'm just gonna like light up my cigar and we go. Like I've heard
there's an election come in. Oh yes, I'm voting for the king.
I've been supporting the king ever since. Someone's a young boy and oh,
wow, are you my grandfather? I don't know who this George Washington fellow
is? Wow? And uh, you know, are you playing on taking
your whole family and like giving your employees the day off to go vote?
Like my wife and my twelve children and their grandchildren. I probably have an
extended family of hundreds and we're all voted for the king. Oh my god,
what's really interesting? You see my big friend here, he will fucking
help me to kill every single person in your family, all of your employees
in front of you in one day, before finally putting you out of your
goddamn misery by slowly beating you to death with a bat if you don't vote
for George Washington and get your entire family to vote for George Washington. Also,
we have magic, and I'm gonna make my gun light on fire or
the whole thing and gonna go right so we'll know if you try and report
us. Motherfucker, you an advantage intimidation check. Okay, it doesn't have
a high DC, but yeah, twenty, you got it. He's like,
okay, I mean he just I'm gonna say. He's like, I
want to do a row? Could I do it? I'm gonna do a
little saving throw for this fella. It'd just be a D twenty. Come
on, sixteed. This is a saving for something could pretely different, because
I would love to see it. I just love it when shit works out
in the weirdest way. Oh my heart, if you have a heart attack
and die, I'll do the same thing to your whole fucking family. Okay,
well just get me Cody. You you go to a gym, do
you have first day trading or something, but I also just have I'm a
fucking ems guy. We got terrible job trying to keep this guy. I'm
gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna cast Uh would c A wounds stop a
heart attime? Probably? Yeah, I'm just gonna cast c wounds on this
guy as I walk up and lay hand on name and Cascade wounds. Oh
my gosh. Yeah, she me and my pal. Yeah, we we
might be stern On all right, amazed, but we're good to I don't
know what the actually amazing. Your really good voice listen marks so much better
at voices than I am. If he was running this campaign, that wasn't
me. That was Cody. Oh sorry, Cody's so good at if If
if he was in this campaign, we would I wouldn't have WICKI entry saying
how terrible the accents were. But you also wouldn't have the princes from the
first episode secretly being the baby that we bring with us to the end that
leads to a big complict, so we given, we take okay, yeah
exactly. So you're saying you were using that as a basis for like all
of them, How did I do for like, how it's going to affect
shit. I would say that overrule. Yeah, yeah, that was good,
that's twenties good. You're essentially going to do that to a few more
shops and people, and that will get a lot of votes onto your side.
As we're le can I just as we're leaving the last shop, I'll
just go, Cody, Man, I had no idea you were down for
that. You knew I would do all of that right, Like I'm I'm
not. This is an empty threats. This is my lively, my culture
actually Italian, to be honest, I oh da, Vinci's Italian. So
all of you guys are evil? Why oh dude, that the whole time
fly just for Rustage to show off how much he hates Italy propaganda for reverence
Normans like half Italian and Anthony Tony is just like Scottish and German. And
that's you know, there you go. Yeah. I think I think Cody
will respond to the shock by just saying like, look, I know that
those are some pretty gnarly threat you made, but I'm confident in your ability
to threaten people. So I'll let you threaten them. I'll heal them if
anything goes wrong, and if we win this vote, then it means a
lot of deaths are going to be prevented. Oh thanks man. As a
thank you for spending the time day with me and just like having a good
time. I'm gonna buy Cody like a couple of beers and some like chicken
or whatever they what meat do we eat? Mutton? Well, Cody wouldn't
eat any meat. Sorry, okay, the sharkson or order chickens and in
the back then accidentally get you a chicken salad. Then be like, oh
shit, and then he's gonna order like a regular salad. M so rusted.
At the same time, Norman's in the streets with a little stand and
it had like a bunch of we have like a bunch of pins and a
bunch of ale, and I'm just like shooting fireworks. Yeah, I am
like sorry Norman. Norman. First, before you do that, you have
to go get the ale from the brewery. Right, Oh yeah, we
got the guy for the pins, but we didn't get the ale. You've
got to go to your other worldly brewery brunch. Okay, I walk there,
you mean, Anthony, you could come with me if you want,
or if you are you building. I mean I gotta work on it.
You go ahead. I gotta work on this salad, this refrigerator. This
is you. Um, okay, So you have a small branch office,
right, you have the breweries as a couple of them, but you have
a brunch office. And RiPP gave you the instructions how to get there,
and you walk in. Um, there's there's a very small man behind the
reception desk and goes and he looks up and goes, Oh, it's Norman.
I assume you want to go see the boss. Um he starts scrabbling
piece of paper. Yeah, who's in charge here? I'm Norman. It's
it's Snow. It's Snow, Lady Snow. She's she's just through the door.
That's her office. You can go, you can go. Okay.
Um, you walk in and you see this woman sitting behind a desk.
She's got braided white hair with like its light blue highlights to it, and
she's got pale, light blue eyes, quite pale skin as well. Um,
Hi, I'm Norman. You're you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
Oh Norman, Boss, Sorry I shouldn't have been using your first name.
You have a last name, right, Um, yeah, Brigga Tony.
Mister, mister brigger Tony, take a seat. I've been expecting you
ever since I've got the letter from from River Ah. And what a handsome
man you are. I didn't expect my bosses to be this. Um,
thank you, take a seat. What do you fire? Name of?
You come up with that? Norman brigger Tony. I'm so scared I said
a different name like in the patch. Um this woman is I'd say maybe
in her like late twenties? Is what you could she do? She doesn't
look old, she's she's youthful, even despite her white hair. Um,
so what, um, what's the phrase? Who do? It's something I've
completely forgotten the phrase? What is the phrase? Like? What? Something
about honors? Pretend she says it? Okay, what do I owe the
honor? Yeah? That's it? What do so? What do I owe
the honor to? Uh? This is actually a little a little complicated,
but we are working with the Washington to help him win the election. The
election right, Well, I wasn't sure what to vote for myself. Yeah,
so try and make it well yourself and everyone working for the brewery,
please vote for Washington. This is vital for the success going forward. I
mean I can, Yes, I would let all of our company employees know
how heavy has here. Get the thousand gold, give everyone a little bit
of a raise, treat yourself. Um, oh, Norman, you really
shouldn't cheat yourself. Just make sure. Oh Norman moved a thousand gold from
my inventory. You really should. You're so generous, Norman. Oh,
all of the bosses this generous and nice. And she leans closer towards you.
And well, not the shark. You have no money? But the
shocks old, isn't he? But you're nice? Oh what the fuck You're
not there? Um, well, of course I'll do exactly what you tell
me, mister fricke Tony. Now, Norman, thank you, thank you,
thank you? All right, So, um, is there anything else
you need it? Oh? Well, I'm also going to need a large
quantity of ale. Mama bring is here? Thank you? A mama's boy.
Huh uh No, no, uh, Norman hates his mom. Oh
so Norman's a naughty boy. Huh uh Yeah, I guess right. Well,
Oh, then, Norman, you need a large amount of ale.
You'll get it, mister Fricker Tony. Um, is it for an an
event? Yeah, it's it's well, first it's for I'm gonna be start
bribing the public with ale um to help get lever. But also I think
at the at the actual there's gonna be a debate between Washington and maybe the
King slash Da Vinci, So we're gonna need some ail there as well.
Oh and you're organizing this event? Yes, yes, Also can we we
should start branding our ale with like the American flag? Oh what, I
don't know what that looks like. It's like this pin right here here?
Oh a gift. I'm flattered. I'll get on that straight away, Boss,
Boss, that sounds good. Um, okay, well, can you
send like two guys just to help carry the ale. I'm I'm more of
a magic guy myself. Of course I would look spark. I would never
make you do any of your own heavy lifting. Um, I'll get someone.
She snaps her fingers and two large men rock up and they go,
yeah, what you need? Yeah, well you need Hey guys, I'm
I'm Norman. What's your names? Yeah, my name's Clay. My name's
Stone. All right, you might you might You might know our cousin Brick
was Yeah, he's a bit brick. You guys, you have related the
brick breaks the best. Yeah, oh, I mean bricks in town if
you want to see him really yeah, he works at Douglass's Dress. Oh
yes, yes, yes. Um. Anyway, guys, and you need
to help me bring this ale out to the to the yard over there.
All right, let's goff stone stone clay clay and they pick up. And
then just to be clear, these guys aren't made up bricks, no,
they just must be Okay, okay, can we kin do a roll for
this to see like how effective it is? But Norman goes shoot up a
bunch of fireworks into this guy here performance I did you want to point out
though, while he's rolling this, I have to say this out loud because
I typed it in stream chat. Obviously that doesn't come up as I did,
say Norman Rizzoni. Yeah, azard you get a smaster getter. You
got you gotta smattering of people who are like picking up your pins and getting
the free ale and drinking, and the word spreads throughout town. So the
longer you do it, the more people are wanting to get free alcohol.
A vote for Washington is a vote for America, which is really a vote
for Ale, Yeah, okay, anything anything else anyone wants to do before
we cut to the debate at night? If I okay, did I?
Can I make a roll with my tinker's tools to see how well I did
with my sound system? Go ahead, all right? Oh you made those
beats by Troy? Yeah? So no, no, no, here's the
thing. I download all the old Tony stuff onto my my head chip,
like my future phone thing, and he had a lot of music on there.
And I guarantee old Tony would have God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood.
If you are familiar with that song, thinks I'm proud to be American.
It's just blasting throughout Oh my god. Yeah, as Normans shooting up
the fireworks. Okay, so now we cut two the debate. Um,
the stage has been set. Where's it taking place specifically? Um? Yeah?
We also with a sound system real quick? Can we make it so
that, um, Washington side is louder than the other side? Roll twenty
nine, twenty nine. I have like Mike set up and everything for this
ship. You okay, you're what I'm gonna say is your outside the castle,
you know, the King's Castle, and it's a sort of a pavilion
outside the King's Castle that has an overview of the town so people can crowd
and watch. Um, and there are table set up in microphones. UM,
and you guys, I can set it up. So the guy Leonardo's
microphone is just not as powerful as Washington, So it's Washington and Jesus sit
on their side. Immediately, Leonardo DaVinci walks up to you guys before sitting
his seat and goes, oh, what is happening here? What is this
debate? Nobody informed me that they would be a debate? Leonard, you're
Italian? To get better? Yeah, it's pretty good. Gets you know,
I led three words better than before. All right, who's going to
be the moderator for this? I'll do? Oh, shark. I'm this
know. If the shark does it is gonna go I'm just gonna shoot him
d Vinci in the chest, So you do it. I don't has no
idea who I am, so he'll probably just think I'm just a guy.
Okay. Leonardo goes, hey, you are that guy that that was working
for Wellington. What are you doing with these flows? Because he has scouts,
right, so he he knows that you've been doing a couple of things
for Wellington. At least he doesn't know that you guys are all wedding to
the side, but he knows that Anthony. Um is, I'm not well,
actually I'm not wearing my suit. Okay, then I can down and
dop it like, no big deal. If you're not wearing your he doesn't
recognize you. Yeah, he's not gonna say anything. I don't have to
put it. Yeah, I could put on the suit really quick. It
doesn't Yeah, it's like nanotech, it's really cool. Why would I do
this debate A'm already winning? H Well, I mean that's what we gotta
do. I mean, like that's what Sorry Leon that it wasn't a debate
with you. You weren't invited to debate, was the king. The King
is sick and he's oh these he's in his he can't make he doesn't have
time for this sort of thing. Well, do you no? Because I
didn't agree. I got everything set up. Everybody's here, yeah, either
Norman leaves into the micro Um. Hello, everybody, welcome to the debate.
Um, it just started. It sounds like Da Vinci is a little
scared. Debate. Do we have seats? U? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, Yeah, he's gonna take a seat, and all right, I'm
gonna okay, I'm gonna set up at like the moderator table like below the
stage. But you guys could be like right behind me if you want to
talk to me and ask me to tell me to say something I want to
say. This is a very important note, right you you you have to
pass by the fountain to get to hear and own the fountain. You will
notice that the ranger tower has been activated. Important. I would I would
probably not notice that. Oh then yeah, I'm gonna notice that. Okay.
So what was Budica doing before we left? Was she with Da Da
Vinci? Yeah? Da Vinci said that she was gonna help find a tower.
Okay, that's not that's that's still that's a good thing for us still
because our end goal is still to activate them. Yeah. But yeah,
okay, I just need control. Okay, Okay, who is going to
be them? It cud be it? Who's going to be the moderator?
Um? Is that this is an answer? This is h Yeah, we
hear a neutral party, might not. I'm not I'm not with no,
I'm not with you guys. You just hired me to build a stage and
do shit. Yeah you did an amazing job, by the way, thank
you. Yeah. All right, they get they sit down, and the
debate begins. All right, um, we'll have opening statements. You each
have a minute. I am Leonardo da Vinci him the advisor to the King,
and after this election, I'll be officially vice president to the president King.
The King, the King's royal family has been the royal family for generations
since the founding of Vestoria. To a vote for this random guy would be
absolutely crazy. That's my your big statement. How well does that do over
the crowd? I'm just moderating, rusted. It's great, Okay, So
you guys are sitting behind me, and so if you want to, like
whisper in my ears something to ask, go ahead. Oh god, I
whisper over to Washington real quick. Remember to say something about Ale. Just
the heads up, all right, we've got a chrisma role from Leonardo.
Oh everyone's like yeah, yeah, all right. As as people start cheering
for him, I do want to turn to the crowd. If there's anyone
there from one of the businesses that me and Chuck visited earlier. I do
want to try and lock eyes with him and be like going, I am
George Washington, founder of democracy. You guys have been ruled over by royalty
for far too long. You never got to vote for your king, and
I'm here to change that. I will be the first ever president of his
Storia. And then you will vote for another and another, and we will
have democracy on the sacred lands. And then he sits, await can I
wait before I just thought before we before they start speaking? Can I use
enhanceability too? Do you want to enhance You can do it now right?
Yeah? I want to. I want to give the charisma one, which
the Charisma one gives advantage on all charisma checks. Okay, yeah, I
want to do that for Fox is cunning. He does. He does have
slightly more charisma. So there is a there is a child. It's called
the Eagles Splendor. Is it really? Yeah? So good? Is it
Eagles Slender? Yeah? Yeah, Eagles Splendor? The target has advantage on
chrisma checks. All right, it's an advantage. He got a twelve.
Ah damn it. Okay, I'm gonna lean forward to the moderator, go
bring up the sickness here, all right, moderator, it's I mean it's
your time to ask a question. What was the sickness? Again? The
king is sick the right, right, the king say okay, okay,
um, yes, Well A big issue right now, of course in the
capital for several months now is that our king has not been heard from at
all. So during this crucial critical election, Leonardo da Vinci, you spoke
about, you know, working with the king. Um. I just wanted
to know how is the king doing right now? I am Leonard, and
I'll reassume that the king is in perfect health. He's just tired. He's
he's spending a lot of time in his chambers. We have, um,
and if he were to pass, it will it will continue to his heir
and the royal family will continue. And this election will not change any of
that. I want to make Also, as the follow up to that,
UM, no one has seen the crown princes for so long either, So
well this is the concern right well, um, this is a very pregnant
pause. The crowd would be like he grips his teeth and goes, and
then he touches his forehead with his fingers, um, and then he goes.
If you look at Pierre and and you he points towards the castle and
you see a little boy being held by his hand to the to the top
of the castle, and you immediately recognize it as Finn and the person holding
his hand is Sigmund Freud. Um, oh my, and he goes.
As you can see, we have the air right here, and if the
king were to pass, would full to him. I know it. He
is a baby, Leonardo, what do you think about this Washington? I
think it's unconstitutional. Right, there's he. I bet he doesn't even pay
in Harrison's tax. Okay. I gotta be honest with you, like I
think Da Vinci's kind of winning this fucket today constitutional. And I feel like
if the king would to die, you would have to you it would be
good for you to vote for someone who is the most suitable for the job,
not just because they were born into power. He's a baby. Guys,
what do you think I should ask here? Um? Can I the
microphone? Yeah? I mean yeah, I guess go ahead. A third
microphone opens up. You're like, You're like the MC You're like yeah,
yeah, yeah, all Michael, Well, all guys, we've got a
crazy debate going on today, back and forth, back and forth. I
just want to. I just want to point out, Um, I am
Norman, CEO of other Only Brewery, and we are sponsoring Washington with our
Ale. He is freedom United States is equivalent to Ale. Yeah. I
just crank I just fuck it. I just crank up a CDC on that.
Just this is like un destructure people, nice busters. This is pure
bias. Who lets him have the the the microphone? I take my ceremony?
Do you have no? No? No, no, Unfortunately, guys,
I gotta go all right, I have something in six minutes. You
have six minutes. Um, are you leaving right now? Are you leaving
in six minutes? I gotta leave like in like a minute, in like
a minute, ended off in a certain way. Okay, one more question,
Anthony, okay, uh, what would you do to improve the city?
I would do everything in my constitutional right. I would listen to the
people. And Leonardo da Vinci stands up and goes, fuck this, this
is a fuss. I controls the city. Oh that's gonna cast him support.
And he walks off and goes, it is clear that there is a
campaign against me and my character and the king. And he points out at
the castle and he goes as long as I have this, nobody you want
to take me down? And then the cock now you take and the castle
starts to slowly move and stand, and you see you see Sigmund Freud and
and Finn like disappearance the castle. And then the castle has two arms that
come out, and then another two arms like the Beetrovian man. I have
had it up to here with this democracy. Bullisheit. All right, Well
they have a transformer. Okay, then well I think this debate okay,
and he and he, using warlock magic, puts his hands up and he
floats into the into the machine, and then we'll do a to be continued.
That was awesome. Bye, guys, I gotta ride, Holy shit,
all right, he's gotta make his order, all right. Oh wow. Okay