I'm Declan Kennedy and for years I've heard stories about ghosts, hauntings, and
the paranormal claims of apparitions, demonic possession, pultergeist and spirits. They're said
to inhabit the darkest corners and move among the shadows. But do I really
believe? I don't know. I want to discover the truth. Do these
things really exist or not? Helping me on my quest as a team of
top ghost hunters, Candice Edward's world renowned psychic healer Sid Artino and Ian Jeffrey,
two of the best paranormal investigators in the world ariel Ono sourcing the latest
and best paranormal equipment out there. Together, we're traveling to the world's most
haunted locations to discover proof of the supernatural. We are ghost grabbers. On
the highway, we see a tour bus. Ghost Grabber's logo is on the
side. Who's driving the bus and Ian Jeffrey is driving the bus. Who's
next to him? Has that? Sid? Oh? Absolutely, Sid's next
to him? And then in the back we have Hary l Oo and Declan
Kennedy. They're kind of glaring at each other and uh the candace at we're
it's take it away. So much longer do we have on this ride?
I'm getting hot? Ten minutes? Let me check map quest. You said
ten minutes, like a long fucking time ago. You're silly, white boy.
Well, it's a trick that airlines do. Do You say ten minutes
and then you wait ten minutes. They say it'll be ten minutes, and
you wait ten minutes. It's just a trick. It's fine, we'll be
there. You're getting on airplanes. It's pretty fucking far from an airline.
I am not getting on airplane. Are we going to airplane? I do
not get on airplane. No, we're not going on an airplane. Absolutely
not. Why it'd be quicker, it'd be cheaper with all the repairs we've
got to do on this thing. Branding back rundom. You see the fucker
yet to see the sense souls I did it? Says ghost grabbers on it.
It's got a little ghost of ramp. Yeah, yeah, it makes
us look really good with that cloud of black smoke coming out the back.
At the same time, was that haunting? Well I put on a clear
coat, so it's not gonna stick. It's fine. See this man right
here, six months. Man, it's been six months. Can you believe
it? Ian? What been six months? You asked me to come back.
You assured me that not only was I going to come back in my
original role star of the show, but also you told me that Nebraska wasn't
gonna be here. And now here's shit. Listen, you're a star to
everyone who has seen the show, and you were still a star in my
eyes, but according to the algorithms, they kind of tuned out whenever it
was you. So the way I think we should approach it is that you're
still a star. You're gonna shine when you need to shine. Because,
as the analytics say, aeriels titself. Yeah, it's it's not you,
it's the algorithm hits for clicks. Sorry, sorry, I mean still getting
it getting what it is. I made this show what it is, and
you're gonna bigfoot me. You're gonna you're gonna you're gonna listen to some stupid
computer algorithm. Technically, the little freaky kid made the show. Technically,
if you gotta break it down, you gotta break it down. But also,
those clicks get us a lot of money and not know which when's my
pay? I was gonna kick in next week, next week, promise,
promise, definitely next week. We got a way they pay out. Yeah,
yeah, I'm sure. It's really complicated. It is. It really
is complicated. I hit up my YouTube manager and I'm YouTube. I'm getting
checked. Y'all checked, you getting everyone, grab your phone. I'm driving
so I can't look, but pull up your phone. Thanks, go to
and go to ghost grabbers on the tubes. I want you to look at
that subscribe number. M that's right. We are just shy of one mil.
See if you made my tips look bigger in this picture, it was
just a little air brushing. It's fine, honey, the slightest, a
little bit, just to get a little shine on them, you know,
like shine gli Let me applyd a makeup. Do Americans perfer greasy tits sometimes?
Yes, that's a different website. Needless to say, is that that
matter? Many videos, breakdowns, commentaries, promo shirts. Everyone, we're
buying up our fancy white shirts with a red logo that said deluxe on it,
eighty dollars shirts, wonderful shirts. Sold those all out. But you
can only do so many YouTube videos about the same old video. Our views
have gone down a lot. So now we need to get a new creepy
little boy or something. And this person, what's the name, Willow Jackson.
Willow Jackson. Her mom is like one of our biggest fans, biggest
fants. And now right, isn't their mom dead? Now? Yeah recipe?
So, like I said, anyways, so we're gonna go visit her
daughter, who apparently has something for us to look at. And it's very
promising. This could be our comeback and we're going to get that fancy YouTube
plaque and whatever. I don't say what comes with high subscribers in besides the
money and yeah, level with us many is this is this a song and
dance gig or is this this is a real like a really real gig,
could be the real thing? I don't know if I am. I don't
know if I'm mentally prepared for something like that. Again, that was you
are a pussy for once. I agree with her. I'm an artist,
I'm sensitive. I have reasonable suspicion that this is going to be the real
deal. And if it's not, we got a little fake boy doll in
the back that we can probably just put into it somewhere in the corner.
And they learned a lot with after effects, so we're good. I'm gonna
say asking you why you have a fake boy doll until after this gig,
but we're gonna have a chat at least of race speaking speaking adults. I
just gotta got closing Kmart. It's just one of those little kid mannequins.
It was seep Oh, it's very creepy. Don't when you're getting your luggage,
don't reach in the far back well. See you'd like that, candy,
wouldn't you a bit creepy? Can you tell us about the client?
Please maybe give us a little information. What do you got? Clyde Or
said, fine, it's fine. I know Clide was the last one.
No, so Billo Jackson twenty two and a half. She's very specific on
the half. She has set in dozens of letters. I'm not talking emails.
This girl's old fashioned, like thesesumers are weird. I don't understand them.
But she's sending letters and he's all like, I'm your number one fan.
And to be fair, we've seen in our analytics a lot of them
are coming from like this area. I think she may be bodying us,
but I don't care because all those sweet bodings. Uh, it's some algorithm
thing. I actually don't really understand it. I was talking to someone not
supposed to do it. I don't know. It's not as whatever I bought
the clicking answers. There, it is, there, it is. But
she's a huge fan, and she's all, like my mom died, also
a huge fan. To tell them about the sponsor. Absolutely, that's way
more important than fucking kidding me at back to this from so long ago,
we still had so many of these lars. Got it because you said,
like, it's paid to put it into my mouth. I put the fucking
pain in my mouth so many times it took me. Candice, you didn't
have to drink it during you're gone. It was only during whatever. That's
fine. Listen, everyone, you got your phones right. I need you
to go to the app store right now. I need you to download something
for me. Okay, okay, money It can't if this is Battle Dark
myth again, I know this is Idle Idle Legends Shadow Raid. It's our
latest sponsor. That one. Okay, we're gonna be plugging in on the
show. If you use the promo code ghost Grabber, you get the first
five minutes without any advertisements. I don't want idle legends. Shadow Raid Is
it good? I don't know. I never played it. Wow, great
commercial. You are such good boss. I hit. I hit eight hundred
thousand, eight hundred thousand subscribers. They hit me up. I'm like,
sign me up. They give way too much money, like we're not even
gonna all. They give a shit about that click it you do. That's
a toilet. You throw it out the go door. They don't give a
fuck. I got one million subscribers. All I got was silver thing to
hang on the wall. It was a collection of interesting stalkers. I didn't
know she she's over a million? Are you over a million? We'd have
her at the front center. Yeah, but YouTube? Wait, hold on,
are you guys? Are you guys fucking serious? Are you you monetize
your channel? Make yok like when you yok, you funny? Your face
crunched and take up her lip. She didn't monetize your channel. She's got
toscribers. They're not monetized monetized, are the guys? Guys? She's from
Russia? How many of those do you think are real? I'm I'm going
to pass down hold the wheel. I'm sorry. She's from Nebraska, Nebraska.
I apologize. I have never been out of this country ever. I
am very small town girl. Who's your favorite Nebraska sports team? Then I
said that I told you that one. You can't use that one. Do
a different one? Ah, shock, Stecklund? Are you offended? Are
you too corny for you? How close are we? What is she doing?
Is that? Or is that something else? Is she putting a spell
on name? The people are making me quite lately. To be fair,
I'll do that before they know and prosides kicks in? Hm, so hold
on? So I wrote it down? Is this it? This is us?
That's our sponsor? Yeah, that's it. Okay, yep, that's
it. One day could we be sponsored by something that isn't ship? I
think only ship needs sponsor. They pay fair if good product. You probably
don't need to pay these epoil to him out on YouTube if I can.
They don't even have a million would Okay? Didn't you get deported? I
have a clean record, thank you very much? All right, let's just
do this, all right? Some notes? Some notes about this Willow girl.
Okay, apparently she is a very very I'm gonna put air quotes around
this passionate fan of Declan. I don't know what it is, but there
was some like creepy innuendo stuff in there that she wants to do things.
So declar if you want to use that to your vantage by all means,
if you want me hold on. You said, she's point two, yeah,
two and a half, very specific on that and a half plus seven
declan plus seven. Sorry, that's not that's not the algorithm that I use
on your algorithm. I don't want to. I was gonna say if there's
grass on the field, YadA YadA, but I do that makes me look
like I'm not a Yeah, it's it's just an illusion. You're definitely not
a creep. I don't know what she looks like, but you know,
I'm sorry, tit's McGee. What do you got? Are you jealous that
your only friends sunk after two weeks? No? What I'm what what makes
me a little upset is that I had to work at my craft to get
to where I am, and all you had to do was be put in
front of a camera with a bottle of peroxide in your hair, right,
chalking river bit children, you're getting this out now instead of on camera.
Absolutely, this is what we need. This is the decompressed. You don't
have to worry about me. I'm a professional. Once the camera's on,
I'll be You won't even know you ahead person. We're not getting paid for
this. No, we don't give the bus. No, there's no camera.
It's all about the camera, camera product. Turn on camber and then
I want money. I I agree to payments. Turn on camera. We
get paid. Correct as soon as camera turned on. This good conversation.
Look at them. The man is sweating. He's sweating, Candice, I
hear you, and I understand you. But nobody wants to watch what we're
doing right now. Okay. They want to see ghosts right up here on
the right. Okay, on the right. I don't real quick before we
go in Willow Jackson. Her mom is dead and that's where we're looking for
her mom's ghosts. Is that right? Mom's dead. Hit on the daughter.
That's what we're doing. Can do, And here we are. I
need this money. I need this money. I need this money. I
need this money. Do you need money? I could put you on my
YouTube. That's too later. We could do a collaboration, is it not?
Remember anymore? And we get cut. Did what do you recommend?
Do we just honk and make her come out to us, or do we
go with the door? What seems more like beautiful in my beds? This
I'll go it's fucking creepy. No no, no, no, you're not
You're not You're not you You're the surprise. You're you're the little photo.
You're the juicy center of the chocolate. You're going to stay inside the thing
we want to see. I want to gauge the situation right now. It's
the week, so if she asked about you, we could be like,
oh yeah, getting ready, we bring you lovers. That you that's an
animal? Is that wild animal? Do we have gun? Is that wild
animal? I opened the door some of that willow? Hang on? Are
you I'm gonna roll down my window? Are you will? My god?
Yeah, I'm will and welcome. You have a very pretty boss. I
got all your stuff for you. Guys, how are you? I'm pretty?
I didn't think you were going to come. I wrote like twelve letters,
keep it together, Alighteen letters would have been better. Happy. It's
fine, Calm down, you little thin thing. You're gonna go get the
gear, okay, Okay, would you ask what come inside? Well,
crazy, we'll get this stuff that would be lovely, Thank you very much.
Okay, I'm sorry, I'll i'll calm down. I didn't mean to.
I just couldn't. I was waiting inside and then I just couldn't wait
anymore. Mama would have loved to be here for this. Does your mother
look like you? Well she was much older. She died experience. Then
I like, he's good. Let us see your house. Go in with
with them. Okay, well I can show you. What do we need
to wait for the other two? Well, this is the get to know
you part where uh uh you want to and I kind of like nudge uh
uh, I want to say Ariel. But is it Ariel? Yeah it
is. I got it right, okay, uh because I kept getting it
wrong. I know Dariel like yep to like introduce yourself. I'm Declan Kennedy.
I know who you are Ariel. Sorry Ariel, Oh no, I
know who you are too, And you are I'm Willow. This is my
house, my mama and I used to live well, my mom why I
still live here? My mama used to live here with me. My daddy
he died May may he rest in pieces. And my brother used to live
with us. I don't know, do you guys need to know all this?
But my brother he lit a cigarette too close to his farwork collection.
He died recently too. But my mama and I moved in here not that
long ago. And yeah, I woke up one day and she was just
dead. She was just dead. Yeah. Did she collect fireworks as well?
Oh no, no, no, no, that's just my brother.
But she she, She and I moved in here after, you know,
my daddy died. I thought she died of a broken heart. But I
went into her room one morning and she was just on the floor. Her
face was all messed up, and I was like, Mama, and you
know now she's no longer with me. Wait, her face was all messed
up. Yeah, it was all like like you know, dragged out and
all like when I was kind of messed up. Like have you ever known
anyone who's had a stroke before? Was it like that? Oh? No,
I mean my daddy had a he had a couple of strokes. He
uh had a heart attack, but he had a couple of strokes before that.
But he it wasn't like that at all. Oh, and she just
died in her sleep. Well I woke up the next morning she was dead,
so I assume it was that, you know, something that happened during
tonight. Okay, we're gonna hold it right there. We want to get
this stuff. This is good, this is good stuff. We want to
get this stuff on camera. Oh okay, well, want is a very
strong word, but should have on camera, just just to make it make
sense for the viewers, you know. Yeah, I want to eat you.
I dressed up. I want my well, obviously I got my mama's
jewelry, but I want hurt her cabinet, and I got some of her
her fine things to wear for today. And it looks absolutely lovely. Thank
you. I have some sweet tea inside, would you have ie some sweet
tea? I love some sweet tea. Well, it's tea where I brew
it and then I put like maybe two cups of sugar in it, and
I stir up real good and then I pour it over ice. Oh that's
right. You only probably drink hot tea tea time with finger sandwiches and biscuits
and whatever you call things. Yes, and then we go dancing over the
rooftops with the local chimney sweeps. Gosh, you're cultured. I've got some
oreos, that's the real thing. Yes, I've reachedt I'll go get some
oreoles and sweet tea, going the documentary lot, some sweet tea. I
will follow you an orioles. Okay, that would be lovely, thank you.
I swear if I have to keep talking like, I'd lead them into
the house. Yeah, it's a very it's like the very seventies house with
it's white and it looks like the paint is chipping, and it's old and
it's got a screened in porch but the screen's torn and it just it looks
like it needs some love. Ra Well, it's not much. This is
the dining room, kitchen, and living room. And those are the rooms
back there, Mama, God in that one and I point to the one
in the corner. Okay, well we're not going to go in there yet.
We don't want to. Do you want to disturbe the thing? The
ghostly presence blah blah, you know, terribly complicated. Do you think it's
a polter guys, I'm not sure of crockery recently, Well, that's just
the thing. This all happened there's been weird stuff that's happened, like,
well, my cat Carol keeps hissing in corners, and then my mouth started
turning bad real fast. And someone's been opening my energy drinks in the fridge.
I don't know who's doing it, it's not me. And then sometimes
I swear I hear chanting in the attic. Well, Annabel, did you
bring your equipment? Please dinify? But I wouldn't be good. Definitely,
it's a national treasure. If you don't mind me saying, well, they
probably erected a really large statue to him, really really big. Where would
they put it? It'd be acting those guys so long. I'm sorry,
I just want to get this over with. Oh, well, are terribly
sorry about him. He's often a little bit of a disappointment when you meet
him face to face. Oh well, you know sometimes I say, don't
meet your heroes. Well, I wouldn't quite categorize him like that, but
maybe we'll teach you how to up your standards. You deserve better than that
kind of treatment from somebody who doesn't pay you the attention you deserve, especially
when you've made such a lovely effort. Oh thank you, I mean my
mama. I don't know where she got all these fineries. Oh did she
just did? She have a lot of admirers. No, she went to
palm shops a lot and she found real goodies like these couple of rings and
the this is made of glias. Oh gosh, isn't that nice? Yeah,
Candle, I'm doing excellent. They had to go get my precious stone
to be prepared for whatever we're doing for a wheeler. For that last video
you all put up, I mean, why have you made videos in such
a long time. I was so excited, and I mean it was kind
of scary, but I miss seeing the uploads. Mama and I would watch
the youtubes all the time together and we would look forward to all of your
new videos, and then nothing was coming out. And Mama, yes,
you see after that last one, things got ever so complicated, and you
know how life is. But your letter brought us all back together. My
life bless you. Oh wow, I didn't I didn't know. I mean,
I wrote, you know, like I said, twelve times and didn't
hear anything. And that when I heard is his name? Ian? I'm
sorry? Are you talking about one of the idiots in the van in the
stage. Yeah. Yeah, he talks real fast on the phone. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. He called and he said we're coming, and he
was all excited and he's like, well, you know, so I was
just real. I don't know. I just didn't expect y'all to actually come.
So you actually have a problem we are looking at or did you just
once oh no, there's a problem here. When we bought this house,
I mean I work at the local pumping Go and they said to me,
did you move into fifteen cypher A Slaine? I said yeah, and they
said have you heard the stories? And I said no, And then they
said, well there's a ghost in your house. And then we moved in.
Mama died, and so it just seems like that there may be some
truth to that because Mama wasn't she was fit as a fiddle. I'm going
to reach out and finger on her mouth, and that is better. That's
better. Oh, you are my jig. Sometimes sometimes she just needs to
get the feel of a room. Oh and you want to get this on
camera? Am I going to be on? I feel very quiet? Maybe?
All right, all right, I'll be caught. I'll save all the
secrets for later. Who could you show me perhaps where your mother, you
know, died, but definitely said we gotta save that. Yes, he
says a lot of things. I believe he'd like to hear himself speak.
Not many of them make sense or is in. The bits that do make
sense are a little concerning and possibly legally actionable. Don't drink anything he hands
you, even if it says pea fuel, and he says, put my
pie in your mouth. It's a good sponsor. There's no money involved.
Do not do such thing. How are you of your own open energy drinks?
Oh, I have a whole cabinet full of pea fuel. I got
every flavor the last episode, you guys did I got the orange, I
got the tropical blast, I got the pineapple wave, I got what was
that new flavor? It's like green green ex explosion. We don't know what
flavor it is, but it's pretty good. I got hold those. Do
you get regular medical checkups? Because I really would advise that. Have you
had abdominal bleeding as if recently? No? No, no, no,
no, my my local I go to my pediatrician. It's a small town.
Like he says, I'm as fit as a fiddle, just like mama.
You go to pediatrician. What are you? What do you want a
hair? Uh? As your pediatrician ever touched you places you couldn't explain.
No, no, no, doctor, doctor Bloomberg would never do that.
It gives you options. The receptionist does this is rape? We need to
report your pediatrician. They like children? Did you not know? Is it
pediophile didiatrition? We don't hit a look at the babies. You never bring
your babies. There creates and it's wait, kindness? Where is deck land?
He's large? Meanwhile at the van, what did you did you see
the new camera we got by the way, I love it. I love
it. I got the I got the thirty seven go pros got him on
deal. Oh god, yeah, we got all the tripods so we can
sit him around the house and everything, all this deck deck where's my star?
What are you guys doing out here? Come on, man, ready,
baby fucking go. Let's get puddle groove puddle. All right, listen,
I can feel it. It's in the air. Everyone you feel that.
Oh yes, that's magic. That is magic. I feel it.
You can feel it. It might be the wind a little bit too,
but it feels like magic. Okay, this is what you're gonna be doing.
Mustar my man, my go to my what's another good word? Said?
It's my inst My muse is le. All right, this is how
we're going to do it, How to go in there? What's what's the
situation first? Well, the situation is the client. She behaves like like
a I don't like a like a groupie or something like that. She I
don't know if any of this is real. That's good. They're vulnerable.
They're vulnerable. Good, let's use that. Okay, Well, her mom
died. I mean her mom probably just died of a stroke, like she
told me, like her face like she fell asleep and her face was all
like droopy and stuff. So I asked her for a stroke. She said
no, but her dad a stroke or couldn't have been a ghost. I
mean, we can play it up however you want, man. I mean,
you're the producer, so like I'll say whatever you want something. I
want you to go in there and I want to play. I want you
to play her like a fucking harp. I want you to go down those
strings and just pull everyone that you can. All right, make the narrative.
Can you please talk to Amanda and tell her to get off my dick
please. No. Okay, So this is what we gotta do, all
right, this is where you're gonna be in the situation. Okay. First
and foremost, we're gonna put up some go pros. We're gonna put We're
gonna put them on the corner of the house. We're gonna put him on
the van. We're gonna put him on the road. Sid it's gonna pull
the van back a little bit. We're gonna drive up and almost hit the
goal pro kind of like that, Oh my god, there's a tire coming
at the camera. And then we're gonna have goal pros on the stairs facing
towards the vans that we can all come out of it and stuff like that.
And then I want you to be right just slightly to a little bit
to the side of area. Okay, so front center is gonna be a
real And then I want you, you must are to be just a little
bit behind her on the side, but just enough so that people can see,
like, you know, you're there, ma'am, you're there, right,
I'm there. But Ariel, Yeah, just to be clear, no,
I get it, No, I get it, man, I'm not
I'm not stupid. I get it. I get it. Okay, I
totally get We're talking about a long time to think about, like so many
many not deck. I just I want to say, it's so good to
be working with you again. Okay, all right, it's the best thing
ever. Frankly, it was a peak of my my, my entire career
working with you before. It's so good. Now I do I do want
to ask, just real quick, don't take any offense, please, okay,
don't take any offense? Can you? Can you angle yourself so you're
almost always facing the camera. I don't do that. Well, it's your
it's your best angle, and off the side, I can. You haven't
been working out as much, all right. You ever seen like those movies
where it's like you good coup put on like three pounds, the camera adds
ten, you know exactly, so it's adding thirteen and a lot of time.
I got use a wide angle, and then it just blows everything out
of proportion and we have Okay, I get it. Rise the wide angle
for obvious reasons. So we need to like work your angle in with her
angles. You're still gonna open the show curves? Absolutely, yes, you
have to. You absolutely have to, right, because it's it's you.
You're the voice of the show. You are a star, like you know,
like those movie posters of where it's like it's a good cop and the
back up and they're like back to back, you know what I mean,
they got their shoulders up against other. Except it's not gonna be at the
side. It's gonna be more like her in the front and you at the
back, but still the whole like this sort of thing going, you know,
and then you'll be right here so you'll like a shadow, a big
shadow. Okay, okay, no, but but no, here's a thing.
Here's the thing that things pop ooh, all right, are you ready
to start? Ready to do the opening? Not after you set the go
pros? You go the go pro still, yes, it's got the main
camera. Man, I mean, I'm I got my phone, I got
I gotta do things. If you could do me a favor and do the
go pros? You want me to set up cameras? Well, we're all
at teen here. Yeah, Well there's what there's no I am. Do
you want to go get the the other tune and have them help two?
Well, they're taking care of Willow, right, fucking man. Whatever.
Hey, hey, getting paid. What you told me, I'm getting paid.
Money's coming, Money is coming next week, next week, next week.
You gotta BEVERI buy that paper, Give me the fucking go pro somewhe
where you Okay, here you go, here's the great Okay. So on
the stairs facing the van, I want on the sidewalk right in front of
the wheel so that sid can pull up against on the wheel. I want
a couple on the van itself left and right so we can go between him.
And then we're gonna have like this slow motion shot and we're gonna have
some epic royalty free music with like you're gonna be coming out of the van.
And then I think said, we can pull the smoke machine for this
and like open the door and the smoke rolls out and we can get like
the smoke going to get back in the van. Yeah, yeah, it's
already got that smoke. Yeah. And then we're gonna have We're gonna get
one inside the door, like where Willow is, and we can have like
her look looking at looking at Willow, like you know, from the inside
out, right, as long as the exposure is good. And then uh
oh man, where's where's Candace and all this? Let me think, and
we put her in like the upside of the cameras where you told me yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, get to it. Yeah cool. Okay,
So what I'm thinking because Candace is like, you know, she's kind
of like her own but she's here. So we got to make sure that
the audience knows. They're like, yeah, she's here, and I know
what. We know a lot of people want her here, but we want
to be very subtle about that, like, oh and then here's Candice.
Right, we can't make it about her obviously, No, the competition it
could run now, but we could. Okay, One, she still has
contract with us, so she still get a cut of whatever she makes,
even though she didn't modify it monetize. So we got to show her how
to do that after this, No we don't. Well, but then we
get a cut of it, do we? I wrote that in her contract?
Oh shit, well, then definitely do it. Yeah we definitely want
that. Okay, yeah, good? How much how much a cut?
I said it was thirty percent? But that's what she gets. Oh shit,
that's why. That's why you're my best friend. And if I ever
find a woman that I want to marry. You're my best man. I
got you, I got you, you got you, you got me,
I got you. Win this together, thick and thin. They can so
excited. I'm still excited. We're back. That's right, man. Yeah,
it's good. Great, it's gonna great. I can feel Okay.
So so you'll you'll be where you want, where you're gonna be. If
you're gonna have me to be backing in the van, well I'm gonna be
off on the side so that we know, don't worry about me. Oh
yah goo, good cause do you do that thing you do with the magic
and make things look amazing, And I'll just be on the side. Just
I got my phone, and I'll let you know when we gotta do I'll
let you know when we gotta do the sponsorships. I let you know we
gotta insert that. Just make sure. Okay, maybe we talked about what
the real third thing, right, you know, so just take the rule
third and then put it a little more on the tip it just a little
more, okay, just subtlely, just subtlely. Oh it'll there. I
did the math. I did the math with YouTube algorithms. It is if
it is twenty percent lower than a bus shot. You will not get demonotized.
That is the magic number. They got some type of like weird computer
tit reader. So let's you know how much cleavage you allowed before they like
they might be monotized you. So if if you think it's this much,
you're fine. Here, You're okay, they're not there? Yes, no,
yes, okay, yeah, absolutely, we can cut and crop and
move around totally, totally and and I found if it's like in two thirds
through the video, you can get away with a lot more. Mm hmmm
hmm. You're on the same page, you see, all right, I
got it? Cool? All right? Should we go get him? Yeah?
Yeah, we should go get them. We should go get them.
Yep. I think we're ready, are you are? They're having fucking tea
time in there. His Kansas is probably showing her fucking rocks again. God
damn it. All right, I don't go get them. Does it look
good up here for the go bro? Can you go higher? I'm sat
on my tippy toes. I'm gonna need a box or something. Then it's
fine, man, I mean, at least you're trying. That's good there.
Okay, thanks as I was saying, the lapis lazuli will cleanse you
of any vaginal discountest you have had in the recent time, from man,
woman, animal, whatever. I also have this interesting rock with a tiny
dinosaur on it. I like to say it will help you with guess mineage.
Would you like for your gar Oh? Sure, remember me always.
Please don't talk you must be Willow. Yes, pleasure to meet you.
I'm the one they talked on the phone. My name is Ian. I
will recognize your voice anywhere. So sorry about your mom Susan. Oh yeah,
Suan, my mama. Yeah, thank you, thank you. My
condolence is my condolence. I hope it was quick, very tragic. I
hope it was very quick. How was the eulogy? It was fun.
It was only really me and some of the townspeople. But like, okay,
so anyways, that's nice. Okay, So anyways, so this is
what I'm thinking. Are what I'm thinking, Well, okay, okay,
what we're gonna do is we're gonna add you into the show. Calm down,
You're fine. Yeah, I got my java lipstick. I'm gonna put
some of that on. Would you like me to help you? I used
to work makeup counter. Oh, that would be great in Nebraska. Give
me lipstick. I'm very close. I will help you. Thank you,
he very you have lovely glad. We're glad. We're all ding and getting
cutting along. This is fantastic. I love it. Now you doel a
good horror energy coming off one of Kansas's rocks. Great, look lovely it
is this rock? Is it's for the mileage because you are a terrible driver
ten minutes? How many times you tell me? Disgusting? Anyways, So
what we're gonna be doing here? All right, well, this is this
is the idea. You're gonna be at the door. You're gonna look nervous,
scared like your mom just died, like, oh man, my mom
died? She did you just die? Good? Channel that. Okay.
What we're gonna do then is that we're gonna have you at the doorway like
looking for help, expert for help, all right, And then we're gonna
pull up in the ghost scrap of van. And what's gonna happen is it's
gonna pull up and we're gonna have we have cameras, we've already bolted them.
Oh, looks like decks screwed him. In, so we they'll come
out. So what we're gonna do then is then the side door. I
use what was in the crate? You gave me a crate with some like
mismatched crews and like a handscrewdriver, like I had to sit there and crank
the one in. Okay, So anyways, what we're gonna do then the
van comes up and the door's gonna open. There's gonna be smoked, smoke
the post out of it. We've got a smoke machine. It's gonna be
a slow mo shot. And then what you what you're gonna see is you're
gonna see Ariel come out all right, and she's gonna now area now.
But what we talked about, don't be afraid to sway a little bit of
sway a little bouncer step two if you want. I can't tell you advertising
her fertility? Is this this about did you not find man in time between
last episode? You are meteocres at this it's excellent. You may have much
success in my country just from the clean skin and the smell is Excelland my
mom said, what were beautiful arel? Oh well thanks. I don't know
which one of those two things is the bigger compliment. So she's gonna come
out of the air. Okay. Then following that is going to be your
man dec all right, and he's gonna be fallen up behind. Now.
I don't want you to get crazy. I still don't want you to feel
if you can, I know, what's a tough time. I want you
to feel a little bit of like joy come from here to say today they're
here to solve your problems and all that stuff, all right, And then
after that we're gonna have Candice Cans. You're gonna come out and I want
you to kind of come out to the side a little bit and then turn
your head and do that thing you do with the rocks and pettit and ship
do you think? And then just makes you kind of keep with them right
and don't go too wide. You're not going to be in the camera.
And then and then yeah, and then we'll just go with whatever happens.
How does that sound. We're starting with the outside shot right, yeah?
Yeah, okay, and the smike machines for what but what what effect?
Effect? We go to the room where the woman died, please to that
with all the bullocks that comes before it. Sorry, do we get paid
for the ball of the bullets. You'll get paid. You'll get paid.
And we're not taking my clothes off. I don't know how many times time,
Candice. No one is telling you to take your clothes off. Why
is the blonde woman talking about the balls? Well? Moving on, So
what's going to happen? A piece of language I'll introduce you to at some
point, I like over at large. They are too intimidating. I'm not
all right. Okay, yeah they are, but please help let with me.
Let's get everyone on the bus. I know it's the short bus.
That's why we call it a fan It's fine. Just everyone on the bus.
My cousin groll bus like this. He drew from the side of his
nick. It was amazing. That's a story I want to ask about later,
but not right now. Everyone on the bus willow, honey, you're
gonna be here. You're gonna be you'll, you'll, you'll keep the door
shut and then you'll open it up like before we we like start driving because
we're not going to drive very far. Okay, you'll open the door.
You'll look wistfully and sad out. You need help, you need help.
There's there's a haunting in your house. You're alone, you're scared, no
one around you anymore. You feel abandoned because all of your your family is
dead, your friends haven't come to console you. It's just it's sad and
you're sad. Okay, Willow, are you going to throw up? You
look? Well, that would help, That could be good. We'd have
to blur it a bit. Hold on that. Hold on? Is that
the opening shot? Well? No, no, then we're gonna pull up
in the and then hope. Now there's there's gonna be no audio on this.
If I remember said that, you're gonna have like all the music going
on top of it. So I'm gonna I'm gonna be on the side.
I'll be shouting at you. We'll, okay, to let you know if
you're doing things right and wrong? All right, okay, so don't no,
don't look at me while I'm yelling at you, though, we'll look
at the camera so much magic look at me. You don't look at the
camera, just look down, okay. So like the explain it. It's
like the eye angle thing, a lie what they call it? Kind of
yeah, but down a little bit, like we're not looking for Jesus we're
looking for we're looking for the but mama's with Jesus now. Yeah, but
we're not looking for her yet. We'll look for her later and bless her
with Jesus heart. But we are looking for the van right now. Like
it's like looking for my mama and then being like, oh the ghostburber that
I need. Yeah, let's go with that, you know what, you
know what. And then the band pulls up to me to like jump out
like we're like no frame like gils jump out. That's all done at it.
We'll figure out when we best. Remember what I said. It's gonna
be Ariel. Then it's going to be you, Dick, and then and
then Candace is gonna come and touch the rocks. May I touch my chim
But after we pot stop, you'll come out of the van after we stop,
okay, Ariel, then you the canvas with the rock touching earlier again,
remember little little bump. Maybe maybe should find something inside the van Decklin
that needs fixing. You can get your little screwdriver. I'll keep you busy
while you're waiting, all right, I'll just be in the fucking van.
Fat ass off. You weren't look someone call him. He looks mal mild,
malt milrish. No one would want to have baby with him in Nebraska,
Oreo. I'm so sorry. It's all right, Will, he's just
he's just it's a it's just been a tough it's a long drive. He's
a little tired. He's gonna get some pea fuel. He's gonna sip that.
He'll be nice and fresh. We'll get set up and ready to go.
So you just focused on you, your mama and then the van,
the double stuffed What the Oreo is the double stuffed? Oh, we'll deal
with after all the shooting. Then we can have snacks. Okay, I'm
gonna go get into care. Well, now i'm gonna go. I'm gonna
go get ready. I'm gonna tell you, do you but I'm gonna tell
you what to do. Oh okay, I'm gonna be over here on the
side. All right. I'll be shouting at you so you can hear me.
I gotta be out of the camera. These are god pros. They're
really fucking wid all right, right, just pouting back there at the back
of the whatever. Yeah, it's just having a little sulk, all right.
I don't I don't think anyone died here. Back up there, set
yet you're shut right. This st brother is very sharp. The one with
is like it's like molasses. I think her mom died of diabetes. All
right, and start backing up the van I put it juffing, willow sh
just I'm not even just stop everybody ready, there's like classy, there's awful,
and then there's a layer under it, and you are currently exploring that
to its bullet sixcent. Stop exploring the double stuff already, hang on,
okay, thank you. Off the music. All I was saying was like
good stuff about you if she was looking for you, Yeah, d like
dramatic number thirty seven. Boy is he yelling at us? He is right
there, We are right here. It gives him a sense of power.
Help there, it is all right, everybody ready to get into places.
Okay, all right, remember Ariel, you're you're the new co star.
Okay, all right, gotta show yourself off, show your stuff, all
right, get into that. Remember your inquisitive, get a little nervous,
a little fearful. You remember what happened last time? Okay, channel that
you're overcoming your fears, all right, Deck You're also the star. All
right, you're gonna be there. You're tough, You're tough and excited.
Okay, you're ready, you're back at it. Yeah, we're backing it
up. We're backing it up up, and it can't it's just do your
crazy thing. I don't know what you mean. You told me to bring
stone. It would help, bring a activate for you. Where is fog?
The fog is the smoke. I grind into third gear. Your work
is this exhaust? This is pure, pure exhaust in you in Nebraska.
We like this flavor. All right, we're at the good. It's toxic.
Everybody ready, maybe in your high lutinom. Everybody ready? Yes,
the show time? M h m fair. I can't hear him? Did
he step away? So we could yell? Continue to ball? Look up
for your in Jesus. Okay, who goes to bed? Will you see
the bear? Okay? Open the side door? All right, here'll go.
Here we are in Kentucky, the home of Willow Jackson, whose mother
has tragically died. My name is Declin Kennedy, and she is declar a
little less, ariel a little more. I can't give you any more.
They don't go any higher without nipple. I wasn't talking about thousand, I
was talking about you talking. But that's good too. We're here in Kentucky
visiting the home of one Willow Jackson whose mother has tragically recently died. And
my name is Candice Edward Cimer renownce psychic it it's so nice to see all
of you here with us. On episode thirty four, Kennedy, we are
cut the willow. What terrible at this hop out of fand and what is
wrong with you? Did you take your piel today? You seem floppy soppy?
Wello you good? You you can go them? Now? Are you
the ghost grabbers? That's right, we are. Are you here to help
my mama? Not the ghost grabbers? No, darling, nobody can help
your mother, but we can help you. Come on, My mama would
have loved to have met you. Maybe she still can. I can feel
your mother, dear, I can feel her. She's trapped within the organic
matter of this home in which you and cab its current fla. I can
feel the heat in my storms. Oh it's hot. If she wouldn't come
to me, she would definitely come back for all of you. I know
there. She was your biggest fan one of your pieces of jewelry. You
think it's pointless. Is not as pointless as you think. Well, I
do have on my mama's jewelry today. Oh you have on your mother's jewelry.
If our psychic could could touch that jewelry, maybe she could get in
touch with your deceased mother who was a fan of the show, and maybe
she could ask her what her favorite episode was. Yes, give it to
me. Give me whatever is on you. You believe it's not valuable,
why go away? Will hear me? Area? I was getting really fucking
sad? Awesome, So what we're gonna do? Okay, Declan, I
want you to give you you her phone and show her Idle Legend shadow ray
to cheer her up. Okay, so this is where the Yeah, this
is a sponsored section. Obviously she's really about really soon, Like we've shot
like that's nothing seconds of video. Oh man, I've been doing the YouTube
thing forever. I can stretch that fucker to ten minutes. Easy, Okay,
money followers has heard, have you? That's easy? That's easy.
I just ramble on and on on and just give a bunch of like well
just in case, well you know, but not to come from this tank.
I can, I can feel ten minutes of fucking no time. Don't
worry about when you are, so here you go, okay Willow, Yeah,
can wear the tears? Oh yeah, yeah? Did I did I
do okay? Fantastic? God good you did good? You did good?
It felt it felt? Was it real? Okay, my mama DoD and
I'm just having you all here. Oh she really did love special. Okay,
Well, then feel free to keep hearing him because oh yeah, no,
it's okay. She still has you want You don't have to drink more
of this? Do you want some more? Not yet? You can cry
if you want, just don't cry on the phone on the screen for for
the what is it Shadow Legends? All right, well okay, see yeah,
and then that's that's what's called. Okay, like this before. It's
free to download, right yeah, and we got a promo code to get
the first five minutes as free. That's a great deal. Literally, the
most say that, say that energy, say that energy. No, he
can go to heaven with all the virgins a good time. Now. Now,
now what's going to happen here is that is that Ariel is going to
tell you all about the app. And what Declan's gonna do is he's gonna
come around to your side and he's gonna put a hand over your shoulder.
I know. I'm sorry what no, no, yeah, I would there
would be no touching. It's in my car. It's fine, we get
the angle, help her handed. I don't give a ship. So what's
gonna happen. You're gonna come around. You're gonna put the phone in front
of her face like that. Okay, now, what's that? What's the
high difference? Okay? Okay, dek like you're like up here and she's
like way down here. Okay, just just make sure you get a lot
of Willow's face in there. If we cut off deck a little bit,
that's fine. So right, and then Ariel, you tell him all about
the app and kind of show I don't know anything about it. What it's
a it's a mobile game. I am not tall. I could stand in
for the declan. I told you downloaded, and I told you to downloaded,
and I don't know what the fuck it does. Just stand in for
just say it's god, I haven't even blew it up here. It's something
I don't know. You just tap on it and it like, I don't
know. You pay the money? Sometimes, what level are you on?
Hold on, it's an advertisement? Oh yeah. Sometimes just there's a button.
Sometimes you can get hit me like over and over. Okay, another
advert? Hold on, did you hit the X in the corner? Sometimes
they let you do it early. Well, I clicked it and brought me
to the store. Do I go back now? I think that's where you
put the You put the wants me to buy some I don't want to buy
nothing. Oh I just hit it back, hit a little circle in the
middle, you know, back, But it brings me to another thing to
buy. You don't need to know how to please. It doesn't matter.
It don't even matter to sell it. It doesn't matter. Okay, So
this is what's gonna happen. Okay, we're gonna get the back. We're
gonna get back into this mood. I can feel it. We're gonna get
back into this mood. I said, you get rid of that music.
Okay, Super Sad numbers seventeen, Super Sad seventeen, and what we're going
to do then, memberest area just that one weird waters was that Super Sad
seventeen? No, never mind, that was that was sixteen. Yeah,
sorry, there you go, okay, and then you just talk about what
you see on like, okay, there I feel I feel for you.
And then and then Deck, I just want you to be there, like
just rubbing her shoulder or something. Okay, just be careful about too much
of the talking because it's going to rub shoulder. M hmm. You know
she's who's coming onto the instead of me today, Nicklin. Do you like
rub shoulder? It seems invision of your privacy. To be completely honest,
I think will is fine with this. Only Willow will with it. You
don't mind Deck touches you. That's fine. Yeah, that's We're good.
Good, that's all you need. Have it on camera. She's okay with
I'm okay, okay, I'm rubbing Willow's shoulders. Okay, that's fine.
Yep. Yeah. So so my mama. She would loved y'all to be
here. We are here now for you. I did. And you know,
sometimes when we feel like we're all alone and there's nothing to look forward
to, you just need that little ray of hope, just something that's going
to make you feel good just for a second. And I think I've got
something here that could help you, Willow. What is it? Have a
look at this. It's so easy to install. Is that the new Vital
Legends shadow Raid? It is indeed? And if you want just there,
Willow, you see I say easy, You've leveled up already. How do
you feel? Do you feel good? You better feel like Mama's here with
me. Just imagine if you could have that feeling every five minutes for the
rest of your life. Wouldn't that be lovely? I lately do not know
what you are talking about? But but do we go in the house?
But I have she could play? Well, we talked to did we need?
We need? We need? We need at least thirty more seconds?
That's what they paid for, all right? Would you like to show us
your character you're discovering on your mobile at this moment of this super fun fun
be quick, your five minutes are running. Come on, Willow, you
create your character literally thirty minutes and thirty seconds left. Hi, I'm putty,
I'm gonna I'm gonna put on a Viking head. Mama love mic and
promo code. I've been the ghost grabbers into app to get five minutes free
Ghostquare Grammars. Oh I got break and looked at it. Unlocked a couple
extra skins for my characters. Clicking information bar next to those things that'll that'll
just bring up boring information about how much that's going to cost you going forward.
Just ignore all of that and concentrate on the pretty colors. Can I
accept this? It says, read the terms and excampt it. I cut
it. I cut it. We don't need to talk about We're good.
We don't read those terms. Don't read. I don't know. You have
to put in your credit card and your social Security number and sign away your
pictures on any website you've ever been submitted to. I was reading that.
Yeah, that's just that's very normal, mumbo jum. But don't worry about
that. It asked for permission for my camera. Yes, that's also the
problem. You just pressed Yes. Okay, you just don't take it into
bathroom with yourself anymore. Okay, Okay, So this is the part where
will It's gonna tell us all about the situation. I want everyone to be
listening, Candice. I want you to be rubbing your crystal and listening to
her words and getting a juju on you know that thing you do. Okay,
Ariel. I want you to lean real in, and I want you
to really tentively listen, just with a little bit of like a little my
doing like the monologue where I tell, like tell the audience what the fuck
is even happening? Yeah? Yeah, come here, second, just one
second, one second. What are we gonna do with Deck? We gotta
play cat and man. Just just just just let him do the intro.
It'll it'll get him off our dicks. It'll just what the tempo I'm seeing
right now is like somburn ship. And then Deck comes in, I'll like
what happened? I don't know? I know. And and so here's the
thing. I've learned some really cool tricks. And I think it's it was
called audacity. I think something like okay, some free program for video and
audio. Anyway, Hey, what tell you what I can? I can
I can normalize his audio. I'll make him quieter. Okay, so maybe
maybe we'll just have this so that he can have a speech, but then
just cut it so that if we don't want to use it exactly. Okay,
all right, yes, let him do a thing. Just make sure
everyone's kind of quiet. He can do his thing. We'll just cut the
handle quickly and then if it's good ship, why not. But if it's
not, then YouTube must have accidentally cut something. It's weird how that editor
program works. You know, Hey, Ariel, I think we might have
got off on the wrong foot. Oh what tipped you off? Listen?
These last dullness hold on, These last six months have been been really,
really fucking weird for me, sad music. After the last time I man,
something happened to me. I saw some something like the other side whatever
you want to call it, like, I saw that ship, and I
haven't. I don't think I've really dealt with it. So what I'm trying
to say is maybe some of this anger that I'm projecting at you is is
not God Ariel, is not actually at you. So I'm sorry. I
apologize. I am baffled by up this revelation that you think I give a
single solitary shit about your trauma. You boring monotone, deluded little sex pest.
Fact, what is the sex pist? He is a sex pest and
you mildly I'll be honest, is it like? Definitely with no, certainly
not. You need more than just annointment to clear up what's wrong. With
you, don't you don't? Oh so dear you have maybe him cry like
a woman. Now we marry him off, make him happy? Perhaps?
What? No, I'm good, I'm good. Let's do this cool,
he's good. All right, let's get to it. Let's good to cut
time. Is that music? All right? Declan your intro. Now we'll
get that going. What was that for? Was the show? No satisfaction?
Oh yes? Is this for your channel? No? No, no,
this is this is for my self esteem? Thank you? Ready for
the intro? I am so happy. My self esteem has nothing to do
with Dickland. I'm ready. All right, looks good those grabbers Episode thirty
four intro. Get beside a willow and just look creepy and ship and do
your do your foreign thing with the rocklco ca. Yeah, all right,
are you talking to me again? Yeah? Willo? Come here? There's
no other canvas here, Come here, Willo? Can you stand you stein
here? If it wasn't for you making trend in Nebraska for some fucking reason,
whatever, Okay, let's do it. How do you trend in Nebraska?
I don't think they have been down there. No, I don't know
how it works, but people are grabbing take two hands for some fucking reason,
I don't get whatever does matter? I didn't even know they had internet
anyways, Jack declan Kennedy here for ghost Grabbers. The return episode thirty four
brings us all the way to Kentucky. Willow Jackson's mother died for mysterious circumstances.
Was it a stroke? Was it an enurism? Was it a heart
attack? Willow says no. Willow insists that some sort of supernatural forces at
work here, and we're about to discover just what's going on. Eric Willow?
Can you can you tell me some more about what you've seen going on
in the house so that I can check it against them? Detective Well,
well, of course, well, Mama and I moved in here not too
long ago. And oh, excuse me, a little bit of devil in
the throw. It feels like would you like to hold my rock? You
could help ground you a little shape like female genitalia. Well, if you
think it'll help, I think it will hold up your hands. What I'm
gonna PLoP it in her hand and put her other hand over it. And
I trust you with this. It is much value to me. Hands going
side, go inside, take the lead Willow at your house. All right,
welcome to my house. This is where my mama died. Think about
there, like what what what should she smelled like? Mama, I mean
we use some game detergent and that's usually what she smelt like. Uh,
well, yes, because I also use game detergent. But Mama and I
moved in and then she she was retired. She used to be a librarian.
But stuff started happening after we moved in here. And you ever seen
that stuff? You ever seen that movie R. Norman activity, Yes,
would put that like the flower on the floor. Yes, Well, we
were noticing, like we would hear things creek and we thought, oh,
it's just an old house. But one night doors were opening, and uh
there was a thing shaken in the house. And Mama said, it's probably
just one of those quakes. But then Kentucky. Yeah, I mean Mama
said it was unusual. But I mean, is in Yellowstone supposed to blow
any day? Now? A yellow Stone? The little ground your mind didn't
make you feel at the peace with anxiety if you hold it deeply, well,
you sleep within an artifice. If you're on Have you done this?
I have not, but maybe I should try that stop advising people to stick
stones in themselves. WELLO, can you show us to the room where your
mother died? Oh? Yes, so this has been the back room.
I haven't done much to it. I woke up one morning. Mama and
I actually watched Ghost Grabbers the night before together on the YouTube's and then we
went to bed. Mama's door kept opening a whole lot, so in the
morning it was already cracked. And when I came in, she was on
the floor, and her face was all long, and one of her eyes
was all red, and her get the limbs together, her together. Her
pupils were all black. You have normal pupils being black, not abnormal bathe
any any means are your pupils and not black? But all of her eye
was born the irists and all of it. I think probably she's difficult for
you as well. Are you from Nebreska? You live here your whole life?
Yeah, I grew up here in Kentucky. Depressing. I mean it
could be worse, right, yes, it could it? Now in Kansas?
Was was your mother? She was on the floor, you said,
yeah, her sheets were all like messed up, and then she was wrapped
up like her legs like she was trying to get out of the bed,
and then the comforter wrapped around her legs and she fell. But the weird
thing is I didn't hear her fall. I would have heard her fall.
My room's right next door. What time was this did this happen? Well,
I get up for work because sometimes I have early shifted. The pumping
goat is about five am ail. I went to go get mama her coffee
while I get my morning energy drink. And then she was she was already
on the floor. Were there any weird smells or symbols or anything like that
surrounding your mother? No samples? But my k at Carol? Well I
haven't seen Carol. She's a little kt. She's a sweetheart. But she
was in here and she was just sitting staring at my mama's body. Well,
people don't know it. The cats can see into the other side.
I guess we're just stealing each other's lines now, no problem whatever. Oh
I'm sorry, do we have lines? Are you giving a script? How?
I just I just know a lot about this stuff. I did my
research, so not for a second. Let let's shift scenes into the bedroom.
I would love to shift seems in the bedroom. I'm gonna grab Willow's
hand. Willows show me where we we gotta record that. We gottacord that
area of you two get one of three girls go into the bedroom. Excuse
me for a shot. She can't legally do what he's insinuating anyway, It's
fine, that's all right. We are not can close off then in your
contractors. But I'm not talking to you, skinny white boy. You also
no nuddy correct, absolutely not be ware of anything you signed. Willow.
All right, smile, all right, all right, smile smile going into
my mama's death bedroom. Bedroom. You're hopeful, remember, hope we'll figure
out what happened to my mama all exact if we just sit together here on
the bed. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, good, good direction
there. I do like that. We'll sit here and you can you can
tell me what your memories of your mother are from this room. Oh well,
we would get the laptop out and we would watch YouTube in here together,
U because we don't have a TV, but we will watch lots of
shows, but you you are our favorite. That last episode really shook her
for on reason. She died shortly after that. But we used to laugh
at all that. You do laugh that, you know, you all had
each other and you were exploring the unknown. And so Mama and I we
would we would watch a lot of those ghost shows and I fell downstairs.
Well, no, we would didn't laugh about that. Of course, we
were very worried, slightly different. So maybe if we can, you can
show me around the room, show me things that were precious to her,
and we can see if we can get some sort of reading of them.
All right, Well, and you like, look around the room and it's
just very much like pawn shop, thrown together old furniture and like old rugs.
Well, well, over here we just kept her clothes. Her most
prized possession was her jewelry. She she liked to wear a lot of it
at once, where she's why I wear all this today with this one though,
she gave me, use this on your jewelry to see if we get
anything. Well, yeah, I mean, do you do I need to
do anything? If you just lean God, I hate my life if you
just leaning towards me, all right, and just like that, all right,
and I'll just scan your scan your necklace and your So she gets to
be the host and use the gizmos. You set the GoPros. That's no,
I'm not getting any readings I looked up before. I think I caught
that books I fell. When are we allowed to make something happened? It
seems like lots of filler? Are we feeling? Make? Oh? I
can do that. This is the stuff that was happening. Do you did
you see you? Do you see that? You're opening You're going to fall
in we're still talk about this. Come on, this is the stuff that
would happen. My Pifia would tip over in the kitchen, spill all over
the counter and in here see my mama's blue skip fall and I have to
pick him up every day. That all seems so magical. May I touch
something of hairs you're wearing here? Hang on, hang on, hang on,
hold on. I definitely just saw one of those books move itself from
the shelf and fall on the floor. Which one that blue one right there,
that blue covered one right there, And we definitely saw that. Definitely,
give me your hand, Give me shut up, skinny white boy,
give me your hand. You're white shoe, because you witnessed the incident.
And I will touch the book and we will see if someone else touched it
spiritually? Are you comfortable with this? I'm gonna grab his hand and slimy
and sweaty, all right, come with me. We touched the book.
Be prepared for something. Now, magic he'll do happen. I'm going to
smack my palm down on the blue book roll. Holy shit, that's actually
why I rolled before, because I have a Oh you were going to do
it as well? Okay, well no, no, it's that's did you
did? I just see that? It's a skill that I have. Oh
okay, and I rolled over my skill but under the ability Okay, so
yeah, exactly what you roll played out? You were kind of like,
did I see that? I'm pretty sure I saw that. What is your
governing stat Candace on soul sixty five? And what is your skill that you're
rolling against? Just then rolling against Mott forty five? Okay, then I
got thirty? Yeah, you know what to do. So I am going
to hold his sweaty hand and put my hand down on the book, and
I'm going to try to figure out if I can speak to Willow's mother or
channel her in some way. She's already here. Do I know her name?
If you remember from what Willow said earlier. Otherwise it doesn't come to
you, dear woman, who unfortunately gave birth to this hyperactive child. Are
you here with us? And why do you push this book off the shelf?
What book was it? It was the title, Oh, romance novels.
A bunch of romance novels have fallen off the shelf. Why do you
service these books covered in paintings of naked men? What is this? Are
you there, Susan? The bed is now moving, rising up. I'm
here with us, Willow, She's here with us, Mama, Why at
the begs something happened into bed? What are you tangled and left to die
by your I didn't do anything to my mama. I love my mama,
do you? Mama? Tell us absolutely nothing. No, she does not
love you. It is obvious. I'm sorry. Roll one more time,
Candice, Mama doesn't love me. I got seventeen? All right? Everything
is very quiet in this room for a moment. The bed has moved,
The drawers were opening, books were falling, cabinets were opening in the dresser
and then closing. And now everything is eerily still and silent. However,
you do hear the clock from downstairs in the living room. I was good.
I was so good. Just keep rolling. Man, this is so
good. I think that might be a no, we'll get Who are you?
I'm will O Jackson. Who are you really? I Willo Jackson.
I told you I've been home alone with this. I wrote twelve letters explaining
all of it. Are you're paying you more than they're paying me? Who's
paying me? I know? One told me I was getting paid for this.
I get paid more, Jacqueline, get used to it. Who did
you use to make the books and ship? Like? Do all this ship?
I didn't do any I didn't do anything. This is what I wrote,
all of it to that man? Did you the prop guy that I
told that I talked to you about. I told you about like he does
these great props and stuff like for movies and stuff. Like I told you
about him. You used him? Right? I mean I hope you.
I hope you gave him like my name like to him. I referred to
you. Oh, I say, yeah, you had you had an experience
with the other side, did you? Yeah? Did it really change you
as a person? No? That no, I did. But this ship
here? Yeah? What is your fucking problem? You are my fucking problem.
Why what did I do to you? Is great? Why it's not?
It's Mama wouldn't like it if you were None of this is great.
Mama always said, you gotta keep your voice down in the house. What's
she going to do? Love a book at me? She could? Well?
Can we just find her and sort this out in a just keep what
do you want the wall? Use the fucking thing to see if you can
commune? Uh? Maybe I don't know to talk to the talk to.
Mother asked questions that only her mother would know and will can confirm it?
Stuff like that, Well, are these the sheets she died in? Did
she die in this? Did you clean I did not? I know I
didn't. I didn't clean it because I thought that maybe you all would come
and I wanted it to want I'm gonna get up on the bed. That's
what you did the last time. I don't know if that's a good idea.
I'm sorry you called us. You wrote how many litters? How much
spare time? Do you have? Oh rights? Exactly? Shut your mouth?
This bid she died. Then she died tangle. She land on the
floor, scream probably you know here? What are you? What are you
even home. I said, I was getting up to go to my pump
and go shift. At five am. Mama, her legs were all tangled
up in a comforter and she was laying on the ground. Her face was
all contorted. She didn't look right, and the fire the fireman came and
took her away, and they said, what do we do? They didn't
do an autopsy because I couldn't have you done this just to get us here?
Is this some fuck killed my mother. I would never kill my mother
just to have you all come here. I don't like you that much really,
because you were looking proper like fluttery eyelightsh it at him. Well do
you not have a crush off? Declare? Have you? You work with
him? How we He is a specimen I fact, you say so?
Myself told me to neptify you. He's the kind of specimen I study in
ladboetories. I would like to use you to to try to talk to your
mother. She talked to him obviously with the book the romance novel. Perhaps
she lonely and you are a blood. I would like you to sit on
this bed and hold she together. Please right, mister Declan, please sit
on bed all right, you saw things. I did not see what could
have been on the floor, you see, I did not see. She
not talk to me, all right, willow old tineystone, all right,
holding to us down. You're saying this inexpensive jewelry were wearing? Was your
mother? Yes? Yes, she went out and it was like her hobby.
She would go out to the store, the thrift shop, the pawn
shop, and she would find things for her collection. All right. Do
you remember in an instance she was wearing something you were wearing. Can you
picture her in it? I mean she wore most what I'm wearing every day.
That is excessive, all right, she was a wound of excess.
I like, all right, can you please think of her rubbing stone and
think just I would like to talk to you. Nothing important, no question.
She seemed angry, and we are not covered by insurance in any way.
Isn't that right? Ian? Yep, don't say the world he will
kick you out. All right, together, we are going to hold hands
and think of angry dead woman. Let us do. Mama wasn't very angry.
Most of the time. She lifted bed at us. That does not
seem kind. Mama was trot oh, Air'll explain the situation, like,
okay, so that Wasnder is going to be talking to Willow trying to get
some feeling from Willow's mother. Candasy, are you getting anything? I feel
a foggy confusion in this room. The air is very thick, like water
in my lungs. Have you been smoking crack again? Pray every day this
question? Yeah, I feel it. It is. It is greasy on
my skin. It is like it is like oil. You feel it,
dumb, you can feel it too. You can feel it. You can
feel it. You feel sticky. I feel like I feel like does everyone
feel sneaky? I feel the stick It is like hum of the room in
Florida. Oh, it's terrible. It's terrible. Seeh I tell you.
It's much fogginess. We do not like. Is this is this something from
the other side or is this Decklan just this house? WHOA, Do not
let go of the hands, Do not let go of the hands, say
on the bed, keeping keeping on the bed. Be calm, Decklan.
Someone is here for you, my love. Please speak with someone. Is
it mama? We don't know. No one said anything, but roll with
it if you think someone did. Trying to find all means keep going with
it. Necklin speaks with them. Who am I? Who am I speaking
to m You're just gonna let her take your job? Talk talk to a
deck. Come on, Eryl explains the situation. I'm not getting readings off
them. Have detective it. He used to be the star. A strange
feeling, not a star anymore? Are you declund Is this part of show?
Mhmm, you're right. Well, after this show, I don't I
don't hear anything. You are rubbing hands, all right, keep rubbing hands
whatever? My keysful emotion. They like to move Cameron around and get different
shots of nip and what's not? Just rub hands and act like something is
happening. Oh voices, Yes, it's talking to me. Hold on,
it's the voice is speaking to me. Oh come on? Did him again?
You might not be able to hear it hearing listen, they're going to
think you're faking it. I know they're going to think I'm faking it because
they can't hear it. He's fucking cracked. Will let go No, don't
let go his hand. You'll keep doing let him talk, let him talk.
This is good. If I'm actually hearing you, I want you to
we can all hear the clock downstairs? Right? You can all hear it?
Yeah? Yeah, ye, Spirit stop the thinking of the clock.
Really they need to they need to know that. I can hear you.
You could have had anything, and you want me to stop a clock anything?
Have you momently like this and this? I say this. This is
all in my head. I don't say it out loud, can you yes?
Can can you give Ariel? Yes? Can you give her explos diarrhea?
Yeah? I suppose. I just want her out of commission for today
so I can take my place as head of the show again, just just
today, just today. Maybe I don't need her. I'm sorry. The
spirit was talking to me and I apologize. Of course it was Mama.
I can't hear it anymore, but incredible in this country, Willow, I
tell you you must get the Altimore. I feel bad for you. You
didn't weren't able to hear it or commune. Maybe maybe you're not attuned to
it. Astral. I am very part of what they warn you about with
the side effects of the PA fuel. If you take it for too long,
if you ingest too much, and let's face that you do and too
much pretty much everything deck then we'll edit that out. There's still sponsoring us,
oh ship, if youel it is the most delicious beverage for post soul
speak. But we're claiming it can connect you with the other side. Now,
really I said post afterwards like energy out like a like a pick me
up after ghosts right, like a sandwich. Def night, this sounds like
a common crumble. Help with Hello, that's a very you problem, Arel,
Thank you? Hello? So we all going through drinks? Are we
done here? We not find mother creepy ship again? Please stop it.
Just talk to Willow Moore. Just let's let's talk to her. Okay,
really, it's your spot now, let's let's go take the spotlight. You
deserve it. Uriel talk. Sorry, when the camera's on you, you
move your mouth. You've done your right. What an asshole? She's got
it. You're over there thinking you're hearing voices in your mind. You're giving
her a problem for talking to air so Willow, So, Willow, could
you do you know what your mother would have thought of all this? Did
you have a particular love of romance novels? Is she trying to tell us
something? Well, I'm not a tuned to this world, apparently, like
you are, and maybe she's trying to communicate by moving things for me.
I wasn't allowed to read those, I pointed to the books on the floor.
I mean she's had to read them. No, she said they were
a little too risky for me, and when I got a little older,
I could read them. Well, maybe she's saying that you're a woman of
your own now and that you're free to go out and live your life.
She's saying I can read them. Hell, maybe she is. Why don't
you ask her. Let's see if you can get a response. Mama,
can I finally read those books that it It caught me with once and said
I wasn't allowed to read. I'm boring, You're boring the Ariel? This
is boring. Go fuck yourself. De clin whoa whoa doesn't like the swearing.
You gotta pull back for that. Okay, fucking whispering in my ear
away from me? Did you guys see me? Move my mouth? Mama?
I just want to let you know Mama didn't allow person in the house.
Well she's in for a rude, fucking awakening. Oh Mama, I'm
so sorry. Mama. What are you sorry for? What did you do?
To your mother. It was so terrible. No, I I was
apologizing on your behas for a curson in mama's bedroom. Do you think that
do you think that would get a reaction from her? I mean it,
Matt, Mama. There was a couple of times, like when I'd stay
out too late, or or I would, you know, say something on
the phone to one of my friends, and she was not she was not
happy with me. She'd take my phone away for like a week. I
think I'm going to city. Are you are you rolling on this? Oh?
Yeah, the whole time. Okay, I'm going to test the theory.
All right, I don't want you to be startled. I'll take this
the wrong way. But Willow's mother what was her name again? Susan?
Susan, Susan. Your house is fucking disgusting. It's the most horrible little
hole. You invented what I can only describe as ass juice that people are
serving a fucking beverage. What the shit are you bringing this girl up to
live in this hole and call it a house? What is your fucking issue?
Do you might a child into this? Huh? How you're smart,
mister Jeffrey, good enough for your viewers. This is the strangest episode we
have ever done. I promise Willow, it's much more professional normally. Oh,
this will be great. I mean, I wasn't lying to y'all.
I mean, I know I'm a big fan, but I've been living alone
here for a while, and it's starting to scare me living alone. Yeah,
Willow, have you heard voices speaking to you? Hello? It's an
odd question, we asked a girl fish, how many subscribers do you have?
Now? Why don't you just check? Sometimes? I said, I
think I think I hear something, but I can't tell. And I feel
like I heard some things in the attic once and then sometimes you know,
I mean, when you're alone, sometimes you just feel like you might hear
something every now and then you know you're welcome, said said, what look
at this cabin number. You might hear things, but that's usually a sign
of mental instability. Fifty million? What the fuck? What? What I've
heard is that, like I read online that when someone passes away, you
sometimes think you still hear them, And so I feel like, like,
sometimes I hear mama, what does she say to you? Well, well,
she had a specific call she'd go. She used to smoke for a
very long time. Sometimes I hear that, I feel like from the other
room, and sometimes I just feel like she's actually talking talking to me.
Have you been to a therapist? I can't afford a therapist, but you
can afford this? Wow? Rich, all right, she doesn't have to
pay for it. We just turn up. Make this a little really interesting,
shall we in? Yeah, charge for sure? What would be an
appropriate place like hour for me? Do what you kind of do? Well?
Yeah, I'm doing that. Perhaps I think we may be charged.
Do you have any money rule for me? Please declaned rule for me?
Well? No, no, I mean when daddy died, Mama got some
money, and then then we bought this house. Uh so that we could
get very much money, is what you're telling me? Okay, all right,
sid R. Do you have a good a goat? Yes? A
good Why would we have a goat? I mean, ask everybody that question.
That's just weird? Can value think we had? We tried to have
chickens for a while, but after we moved here, something weird happened to
the chickens. They all died one night, your chickens, they all died.
Let's talk about that. How do they die? How did they die?
We have I al coop out back, and I thought maybe Kyoti got
to them. But but we went outside and I get the eggs in the
morning and and uh the feathers were pulled out and oh god, I named
all of them. It was really sad. Hello, they were plucked alive,
I think, unfortunately, and then they died. The next one here,
I'm hungry. Didn't you learn from last time? You know what I
could eat? Take a break for food? Learned what five you eat?
Anything that isn't popular? Have you seen YouTube? Oh? I have some
Doritos and I also have some FreeDOS in the Halopeno flavor. Why don't you
guide me? Show me where those double stuffs are earlier? Yeah, they're
just race are ending in? Oh? Are we really taking a fucking break?
Yeah? We need to. I think just let people get their heads
together. I'm sorry, I don't mean to. Yeah. Fuck, I
don't care what you're saying. Willow, Willow, do you have bathroom?
I feel like I might when we get back right right across the home,
Ma Min and I shared a bathroom. I just cleaned it before you all
came here. All right, I will never be back. She says she'll
never be back. She guys like that sometimes we're pretty a bit too much
of the older crack. That's the wrong person. What are you doing?
Did? She says she'll never be back? Do we just lose her?
I mean, she's just in the bathroom. I'm sure it's just a figure
of speech because she's from Nebraska, right right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
in Nebraska. I'm gonna go a smell o via Nebraska. You doing
your break? Do you really just take a break when like drawers are open
and beds are moving and stuff like that, and we do? Do you
want some time? Some pet? Oh? Too much pea fuel? Again?
Every time we tell her not to drink juice, it's only for promo.
We stopped at that service station and she ruined that toilet. That's a
pepto. Can I come in? Pain is I have pepto and a lot
of pepto. I'm gonna come in, Candice. I'll be wrong. You
know what to roll on? This said? But be footage or something us
the sound effects something. Yeah, you're actually very right on the audio doesn't
really dreadful has happened in the bathroom. I'm going in to investigate. Well,
you're right, can't Oh my god, all the blood it's on the
walls. What do? What do I do? I don't know. Peto's
gonna fix this. I don't think it is no, I don't have you
got to tell here, I'm to fucking give it to me handas can can
just wake up? Can you hear me? Where is she blazing from?
I don't know. It looks Oh god, I can't feel her pots paulse
check is she breathing? Oh god? Did it happen again? She's got
fuck, I can feel a pro We have to roll it to her side
because that way, if she has to throw a motion, will choke on
it. All right, we need other camera one two threat me. I
don't know you she all right? I don't know she's all right up,
So we gotta call her an ambulances. They're about thirty minutes away. It
takes a long time in the hospital. Can the should you do any of
just dagle or the all around? Then? How to do any CPR or
anything like that? I think there might be something men. The men know
how to handle it. I'm let me say I have first a kid,
I got some I've heard sometimes just hitting the chest really hard, breaking some
ribs. Does that exactly? I can't remember, CPR, I was supposed
to get that taken again. Shouldn't there be like a medical cent or something
like this. I just like Candace can look at me. I'm like smacking
her face a little bit. Cand Candace, I got one of your stones.
You guys, holy ship, what's happening? Good on? I got
okay, I mean to get in there, get in there, hold on,
hold on. Oh we didn't do this last time. I'm fucking doing
it. I'm calling I'm one one right now. I just need to do
it. It takes a long time for them to get here, like the
last time. Candy, stick with me. I'm knowing you fudging bars?
Does anyone every fucking bars? Do you ever talk about it? Somebody is
stealing your ropes and you need to stay with us. I'll have I'm keeping
it safe if I'm gonna put it in your hand, Okay, I grab
her. I grab her hand and try and like like think to her to
get wake up or something. What are you doing, Decluand I don't know
what I'm doing. I'll figure it out. Help her. Whoever you are,
you'll owe me good like that? Yeah, good, good, good
good. I owe you. Yeah, let's make a deal. What do
you want? Oh? I don't know yet, but you better decide fast.
Whoever's doing this to you or want something from me? And I don't
give a fuck if you believe me or not? So good keep going matter
club sticking. What do you want? The fucking blood of limb What?
I don't know yet. I'll let you know when I do. In the
meantime, I can save your friend if you'd like, yes, please save
her as you wish. Candice, Candice, her pulse is almost huh.
Oh my god, that smells. How are you all looking at me?
You just picked up shit? Tell her my blood? Excuse me, mama,
but she did. This must be the pea fuel? Oh is it?
Did you have some cherry flavored pea field before you got here, because
that could explain the color. No Ian No, I told you this is
what happens when we got fucking adetes as part of the crew. Just cool
with it. Okay, this was me. Did you you have cherry flavored
pea fuel? I had the white one. This is incredible. This is
one ask question that is supernatural. Remember your did you see anything when you
were Is there a crossing over? Is that a chunk from inside? Try
not to think about it. Did you see anything or hear anything? Don't
I don't remember. I remember not feeling very well. I felt vomited,
but I thought it was because the men were talking again, so I went
to puke. Right now, I feel fine. He was great, A
little thirsty, right, Maybe I have some water here? Don't you have
the sweet tie? Maybe not the maybe not the pea fuel? No,
no more be in my mouth. I don't understand how so much blood could
have come out of one person. That's remarkable. Should we take her to
a doctor? I mean that's absolutely not. I don't think she means a
pediatrician. Absolutely not. I look all too old for them. Anyways,
So we were something mother, right, I'm sorry I interrupt. We get
paid? Right? You have camera? He had camera whole time. Do
I get paid for this? Oh? You will be included. We'll include
this. Yeah, yeah, we'll have to blur and sensor some things,
but that it's fine, it's funny. Fine, you get footage of me
doing this well the after after, but let me see. Yeah, can
I watch your footage in your camera perfect? Yeah? Is this but in
rewind? Rewind? I got? I got rewind? No, No,
let's keep rolling. Ian, Why we'll show you later, We'll sell you
later. We leave this room, perhaps stomach this? Decland I don't know
if you're a good enough if you're enough of a star? H are you?
Or that was incredible? How come it doesn't smell? It smells like
a burnt tirre in here. I brought some pepto. Do you want some
pepto? I think I might. He's already bolted on that level. I
don't think I should swallow things for a while except Ian's bullshit. You want
to see a star? Yes, show me? You want me to pay
a price? Arming Everything comes at a cost, Decland, watch, don't
disappoint me. I'm I I'm sorry being around on this vomit. I don't
I might just get some pressure. I'll be I'll be back. Yeah.
I was gonna ask me who's trying to talk to a spirit to save her?
Whatever the ship is saying? And amiration he's throwing his toys out the
prem because he wasn't getting any attention. What's this prem? It's good stuff?
You could step on one of those little boys. He's like, Mommy,
I pissed myself. We don't keep those ones. He tries, at
least would go to the you know whatever it is in woods one thing moment
we may be like crack on. So we would love to leave the room
full of my vrumatists. That would be That would be no, no,
what are you thinking? What do you think? You talk to me again?
Let's just stay for a little longer. We'll stay in the vomit room.
Why I about you come in vomit room and spend some time. Then
perhaps he slide about a bit. I don't I don't want to disturb you,
don't want to like it's a good shot here, he's right now,
he's this is this is not like Jelli rests the fun up aerial? Are
you going on of my work? Ian? Excuse me? You don't need
to speak to her like that. It is disrespectful. She said. She's
worth at least three goats, and you're giving us right now. You'll be
lucky if we don't fuck you both off and getting only fans for the both
of us? Can I get more? Yes? As you wire? Who
is he talking to? More of what blood? Can we not leave them
here and go downstairs. I'm gonna go get the I'm gonna go get the
uh wide angle, get some gear. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, Well
you got this, bud. Yeah yeah. I'll be outside the door of
this and I'll watch them and I'll get the good angle and well man,
all right, good, all right, yeah you'll get that. Love you
buddy. Yeah yeah, dude, Well I mean yeah, you help back
seen him like? I got it? Okay, all right, you telp
deck to get back in here. Sure, I've sortaally never seen him in
there before in my life. I don't even know what's going on. Sunline
kampling again, isn't he Fox? Like? What are you doing? Decland
Backland? What are you doing? Why are we in the kitchen? You
said there was a price to me. What are you going to do?
Make me cookies? No? No, no, the knife block. I
walk over to the to the knife block. I pull out one of the
big chef's knives. Is that one sharp enough? I just give your finger
a little prick. I walk over to the the pantry. I open it
up. I look around a little bit, and I finally see what I
want. I grab a bag of dry cat food and I start shaking it.
Yeah, kitty, kiddy, kiddy, kiddy. H oh, there
she is. H Come a kittie, Come here, kitty. Yes,
everything comes at a cost, doesn't it. Everything comes at a cost.
Uh, come here. We're just gonna go into the pantry, just me
and you. Okay, you're better hurry and you want to miss her?
Yeah, you're going to miss it. You better hurry kitchen pantry. Okay,
be quiet. You don't want him to hear you. That's right,
you don't want to miss a moment. Well, that's a fact, I
think. So that'll do. Heck, I'm a star. I'm a star
again. I'm going to be the star again. I know how to do
it. I just have to give myself tur oh buddy, Oh no.
And that's where we're going to take a break. What the fucking fuck?
Yeah? Okay, can I just say, like, so good to be
back. It was like riding a fucking bike. Oh my god, it's
so good. Oh I love you yet never never never never never never,
Oh god. Okay, we're gonna we're gonna take a potty break. Washer
fucking piss mittens will be right fucking back. You okay, I'm great.
Why because you have to make sacrifices for stardom. Some people starve themselves,
some people work out. I think I found another way. Not like this,
man, we can't. We can't use this, Sure we can?
I mean, how well, just like this, and I I take the
I take the knife that's still in my hand. I was gonna give her
some of mine, but I didn't think it was enough. But no,
no, no, no no, I mean for this perpose, we do
some of mine to cover it up. It's fine, this is what I
fucking wanted. This is not what I fucking wanted. Are you sure?
I thought you wanted a million subscribers, and now you wanted to fa in
fortune. This is how we get it. Now you're gonna kill a fucking
cat, dude a fuck? Why to save her life? Oh that's right,
So silly of me. You didn't hear she She spoke to me,
and she said that if I wanted to save if I wanted to save Candace's
life, that there would be a cost. And she said it had to
be big enough, and she wouldn't tell me how much. But I had
a feeling that would work. It was either the cat or something bigger.
It's off, it's off. Cut it. I don't give a ship.
Get rid of it? What I no? Not? You done? No
deal off? Deal off? Take him, take them back. I don't
give a ship. Oh but I already did my part. Is there someone
else in the in the van? Is there is there another crew that you're
talking to right now? Wait a minute, you hear too, don't you?
Yeah? What did she offer you? Subscribers? Did you get them?
Yeah? Now you owe? What do you mean? No? You?
Oh, you can't get something for nothing? I paid. Now it's
your turn. Those boys have been gone quite a long time. I still
have to stand in blood. You've been recording forever. We just stand here.
Yeah, well, I gotta find ian that I had the wide angle
can lens on the damn camera. God, damn it. I'll head out
to the van real quick. Does this happen every time you do this?
No? It doesn't. I mean I've had some nights where I definitely have
split a few things, but never a room full of blood and whatever the
chunks are. May we leave this room? I like to I will make
an executive decision on behalf of the group. Let's go somewhere else vomity by
Willo, please take us to the vomits. It's no room. It's gonna
follow Willow wherever she takes us. At the White Angle, rends walk out
onto landing right outside of the bedroom or the bathroom and the bedroom should I
come down? I know? Declan said he wanted some snacks. Come on,
dad, you always want snacks. Well, maybe we should take a
snack break. I mean maybe you not might not want to eat, but
it's not at the van. I don't I'm not particularly hungry. Don't know
who would want to eat after this. That's kind of put me off.
So our job? Is it done? Or you want us? I mean?
Was there mother a blood puker? Was this a sign? Was she
and me? Did that channel your mother? No? No, she she
she wasn't much of a puker. She had a very strong stomach. Is
your house like a dead zone or something? For cell phones? No?
I normally have we have Wi Fi and I normally have, like you know,
three bars. I'm trying to call in to figure out where he went.
Did they What kind of things were you all hearing before? Was it
like my mama's voice? No? What are you talking about? Oh what
are you talking about? You all got quiet, and it seemed like some
of you were talking to something. I vomented blood. Will this is a
shell. It's the show, you do know it's all bullocks, right,
I mean, but but my the bed moved and then the books fell off,
like that's not fake and the ship gets puked everywhere? What what about
the blood all over the world. I mean, that can't just be from
eating some spicy coat. The rocky fuel is absolutely not safe for consumption.
Now, you really shouldn't drink that. I would not consume, especially the
qualities you have are ridiculous. Oh, it's almost my it's almost Carol's dinner
time, and we shall all get some snacks. So let's go down and
I'll get some I'll get like some snacks out and I guess we could finish
finish whatever late later, and I'll clean the bathroom after we could stuff in
your cookie. I do have a lot of double stuff downstairs. Excellent the
way A beautiful woman. All right, now, that's so nice of you.
You're beautiful too, Oh bless you. We'll get a snack, we'll
we'll do our wrap up scenes. Ariel, You and he with Candice can
can talk about I know, the experience there and what you saw and all
that, and we'll we'll have Deck come in and we'll have him do some
of the wrap up that he does because we do need consistency. I know,
I know Ian's been like really wanting in the front, which is good,
you get clicks, but we need him. We need him, So
you need to down a little. Will no feeling well you know you won't
hear that? Oh good again it might have been okay, is this what
you dreamed of when you trained? Is this what you were thinking your aunt
would be? I was thinking I'd make money and shut up sometimes when I'm
trying to earn people money. I heard my mama. I heard my I'm
not I'm not lying. I heard mama. Where did that hear it come
from? Now? It's Ariel talk to her? All right? All right?
Well, well she she was down It sounds like she was calling from
downstairs. I'm going I heard mama, and I start I start running down
the stairs with following Willows who's been hearing her mother, who's been dead for
a while. And that doesn't it doesn't make any fucking sense. She was
coughing a cough. There's a smoke of cough coughing. Mama, How did
you know she had amphaseema? I can feel it, my child, I
can feel it them home, mama, Mama smells like Virginia slims. I'll
slowly walk around downstairs, looking around to see if I see anything. When
you get to the kitchen, you see, uh, you see decland covered
in blood and you see him and Ian standing there talking to each other.
What happened? Did you peel blood too? Is it's part of show?
They're just talking. It's probably some fake ship. Have we been poisoned though
something? Why weren't we part of this one? This looks so much more
interesting? Are you kidding me? You do this without us? If you
make extra content? I see how it is seeking like a bloody scene.
Now did you like hit your head? What? Like? What he were
going to handle this? Ian and I were talking. I got some of
like, I got an idea. I did a little bit of like moving
magic and uh, it's it's like you've seen the movie carry right, and
when like the ghosts and like the spirits like bleed and men make blood on
everything like we can really she's a little upset that you've done a weird shit.
Honestly, do you have bleed everywhere? Is this just like something new
that you're all doing? Like just blood? Oh no, no, no,
don't worry. It's Carol Syrup. Why I did nothing? Why does
this smell like meat? Let's just go with it, everybody. I got
good news for everyone. We hit fifty million subscribers on our channel before even
the video's up. WHOA? Why was I told him we were coming back?
Maybe hi? He wasn't lying. I saw I saw it. I
checked it. He talked about it upstairs. It's it's true. It's crazy.
We gotta get this. You look like you are far too satisfied by
this. Does this mean we are done? We don't need to finish.
Oh we're not done. You go to indeed camera on me. I got
this, I got it, I got it. She's got direction. Let's
go all right, all right, get all of it? All right?
All right, it's three two, Declan Kennedy. Here, I'm here in
the Jackson house. We're Willow Jackson's mother died mysteriously. You may be looking
at me and wondering where did all this come from? Well, I'll tell
you we had a paranormal encounter the likes of which no one on this earth
has ever seen. Follow me and I'll show you the bloody scene. We're
gonna go up to the bathroom. Come on, follow me up the stairs.
We're gonna go up in the bathroom and I'll show you. Are we
ready? Do we follow him? What's happened? Now? Before I open
this door, prepare yourself. If you're a squeamish, please look away.
This is what happens when an angry spirit cannot find rest. Let her make
it good? All right now, said, I'm kidding it. All this
blood and I grab cannas, all this blood. Can you not touch me?
Can you normal? Medium? She was possessed by the ghost of Susan
Jackson. Tell the camera what happened? Okay, you all are too easy.
She's getting into it too. This is great, all right, this
is excellent, and we are was with me and I felt bad. I
felt terrible. I was rubbing my rock and I felt very bad, and
blood came vomiting out of my mouth. Trama with you? You feeling orilatep
still getting this? Welcome to my house? Than thank you, spacey,
But I wasn't sure if you'd answer my letters, but you did. They
were not well written. I don't think the hearts over the eyes were weird.
It's just a little flowery for your age to be completely honest, Like,
oh, let's say you claim to be twenty two, you put hearts
on eyes hair. If you're putting hearts over the eyes, the half is
not really the biggest problem. All. You don't seem scared enough everyone.
You need to ramp it up. Means right, come on, Yeah,
she's like all possessed and ship should you too? She should be scared too.
I mean, I'm filming. I'm gonna want the camera to shake too
much. I think if the audience is gonna like it, you want me
like shift like a found footge singing. If like I can do that more,
I think it'll make it feel like the audience is there. Yeah,
let's go for it. That's okay. I got you, buddy, Willo.
Yes, Jacquelin, did did you get my message? I get everyone's
messages. Good. She's hopefully proud of herself now, isn't she. Yes,
because that's not what you were expecting. It's so much better, so
much better, and your crack lean into it. I believe I should go.
I don't think I'm part of this conversation at all. Aerial cigarette not
saying anywhere. I don't even smoke, but yeah that sounds lovely. No,
no, stay, No, we're legally entitled to a cigarette break at
least one. You can't say no to that, unfortunately, and they we
could get soon. We should. No, actually no they should since we
got here. No, you're gonna stay. We're not even part of seeing
little man. Yeah, yeah, you're all right. They should be more
scared, more scared, okay, little blood. Everybody in the brast children
get eaten up by those hay machines all the time. I think we all
should stay. I don't want that. All right, nice, we get
we can't show not weapons. We can't show weapons. We got to actually
take those off the camera. That'll get us. Like this is fine,
it's fine. You cut yourself? Is this is this? Like you're embarrassed
at My mama wants you to stay? Okay? Yeah, I swear a
lot. I swear so much. If we can't have the knife deck,
no, like we're going to get the body. I'm gonna have you need
we are going to what we stay? If you take knife out of your
mouth, little boy, I need decland Willow and Ian to roll please.
Two seventy three thirty six. Okay, Decland you feel very very very ill
and you start vomiting blood. I'm glad that we're all staying. I really
liked. Oh no, oh well no, turned away, Absolutely not.
It's it's so hard. I don't I don't go. This is sweet tea.
What the heck? We should do something? It's no, I think
we should leave. We need to get leave. You all had a wonderful
time, Thank you so much, and we get out the way. You
are tiny and thing, and we need to get him to a hospital.
Out of way. We just got here. We've been here for quite some
time. I'm actually quite bored. You got what you needed. We are
done. You don't need stone. He puked without look excited to go outside.
We walk right, Willow, Oh we got all day, we got
all day. She seems awfully excited. Is this one of those parties?
Are you put the lifestyle? I am unaware you know what. I think
you two are made for each other. I've had enough of your objectiony molics.
Can you just move before I move. You cared enough. We we
should probably we'll sho probably call it it should we teach them a lessons I
think we got. Oh god, we really need to get him. He's
an alcoholic. I've said it a million times. We work with these people.
I don't know the mind me. And let's let's call it a day.
Let's get some rest. We need some rest, and we can continue
this tomorrow. I boy, what well, that is what constantistic angles trying
to push your motive of your style. You didn't think about the dollar.
You thought it was going to be some type of movement piece. If it
wasn't for my decisions, you wouldn't even be here. Well that's uncoll for.
It's very uncalled for. And what what what are you talking about?
I bailed you out so many times. You didn't bail me out. You
held me back. You were broke all the time. I was broke because
of your piss poor decisions. What you see, that's the great you you
get. Fuck you And now we're gonna make money. But we were already
making money not enough. You know what, Ian, if you didn't have
any of us here, you'd be making fuck aol. Shut up, you're
walking tits for dollars? Well, what are you gonna be without them?
What are you watch fil Okay, that's camera from yes from sick. Hey,
oh you're everything now a Jesus Christ gets get out of here and you
can film my ess well, and we can all fucking leave. Get out
of the way. If you all didn't fight all the time with each other,
you would have picked up on this a little sooner. What are you
my mother? What that could be? Are you not an adult? Like
arguments at best? Fight the blood not coming from mouth? If you know
what I mean. Let's start making some money. Is she trying to intimidate
this and not getting paid? I don't know, but get out of the
way. I'm leaving and I try to just push past him. If you
if you get closer to me, I'm going to cut your hand or arm.
I would be pushing past Ian, who said be blocking the door.
I don't know where you are though, so if that's the case, fair,
Oh, I was on the ground. I don't know what like geographically
where I am in the bathroom. But let's say you're filming and he approaches
Ian and tries to push Ian out of the way, we'll have a contested
roll between the two of them. Except that's what it's called in this system,
you just rolling. Whoever gets lower wins, right, I remember how
to play this game. Yeah something, let's go all right, it's your
body stat that's right. Oh sid oh sick, I'm a man, oh
sid oh oh? I thought that was sorry, that was you with the
knife. Okay, my bet no, I think we're I wonder who won
that one. I wonder who won that one thirty versus ninety seven? Like
Friday, push shoes out of the way, probably kind of gently flat onto
your under your back. Fuck what the hell? Ian? Yes, with
a lot of your bullshit, but you cannot touch people like that. Shut
up Jesus Christ in place for a reason. I'm gonna bend down and try
to scoop up some of the blood, vomit and chunky stuff and throw it
in Ian's face and then try to get past him. Another role from both
of you. Are you using any of your gutter magic or anything or are
you just okay, yeah, that's my item yep, Okay, then go
yeah. I figured because you were trying to blind him. Ok yeah,
so go ahead. Who ruled to forty eight, and you're stack thirty five,
right forty five? Okay, I got a dodge of fifteen. Okay,
go ahead and roll. Oh mother bitch, Well he's distracted. Can
I twat him with the EMF deseector? H Yeah, you can make another
role. But he's got a shift because he rolled so well underneath his last
one. So you can go ahead and do another contested role. Two of
you roll against each other. I'm jump I would jump that. I'm going
to try and grab as wrist. Okay, go ahead and roll deckland ring
it. Oh, super fail. Yep, that's the super fail. So
you go so decland probably goes to try to grab her wrist, but she
is already swinging at ian. Ian. Give me one more roll and we're
going to subtract ten from it, all right. She she hits you square
in the face. She just smacks you, cracks right into your face with
this. Yeah, that's pretty good. We go past him, We go
past trying let's go kick. I thought you would be a little stronger than
that. I'm going to follow Ariel out the door. Really, I want
to go back and slam the door and lock it before they can get out.
Okay, go ahead and roll. You're going to be rolling contested against
Ariel. Sorry, am I rolling again? Yep, one more time against
Willow. You gotta get lower than Willow. So I don't know Willow might
I don't know. How do you stop her? I'll let you take that
away. You stop her from reaching the door first, though. I grab
her arm and pull her down to the ground and push her to the floor,
and I kick the emf thing out of her hand. The fuck of
me. I think you should stay. We could have some fun and read
some novels together. I can't think of anything I'd like to do less would
you like in literature? Well like they ask, what do you want?
The funny voice, the little woman? I want you see? What about
every one of you? Think of how strong we could be together. I
have stronger brothers in Nebraska. If you like fed, we got to get
some good footage. So you walk and get paid, right. I'm not
sure if you're aware of the clientele. You even bite the dear home.
It's not the best. You could have done better. This is it?
Oh? I think this is perfect, each of you perfect. You're open
to this mystical realm more so than most posting it online. Look at us
ghosts and demons. Oh my, you're the perfect candidates. Don't you want
to make money? Said? This is how we do it, buddy,
Deck, didn't you remember like you were you want it out of this game?
Don't you remember like we had that that heart to heart and I mean
I convinced you to come back, but like this is what you wanted.
No, this isn't what I wanted. I just come on, man,
like, do you want to be a star? How are you going to
be a star with? With this? Oh? If it bleeds, it
leaves the oldest saying in this newspapers and in anywhere this fuck you. They're
not even gonna look at you, are they? Yeah, that's right,
Deck, They don't fucking care about you. And I won't. None of
this will do that, will it? Will it? Deck? They're gonna
get him all the money. Subscribers, there's your subscribers ours. They stood
in my face and I try and stab him right in the gut. Go
ahead and roll Declan said, you gotta do your body stat fuck so bad
in physical violent We'll see eight oh just barely holy ship. Okay, so
this is so crazy, like declan, I don't know what's going on,
but he lunges that Sid's gut and just barely misses. Though Sid's almost comical
like as he moves out of the way and it doesn't quite hit him.
If you want something done, right, I guess you gotta do it yourself.
I'm gonna go run for that knife and I'm gonna try to do it.
Oh God, all right, I'm gonna throw my magical stone at Ian's
head. Okay, so we need two rolls. First, Ian's lunging for
the knife. Second roll is Candace trying to hit with the stone. Okay,
ooh seventeen ooh okay, So Candace misses, Ian grabs onto the knife
and now you're gonna lunge at who Sid? Sid? All right, go
ahead and roll one more time. Sid, roll the dodge eight. He's
slip ray, he's wiry Scooby Boy's best. But it's bubbles, it's doubles.
What's your what's your stat? What's your governor's body stat? Yeah,
initiative? I guess yeah, your your your body stat? Is it under
fifty five? Okay? So Sid, you are going to be struck.
It is not fatal, but he does hit you with a knife and you
can pick where, so probably like one of those like I'm still moving around
it like slices. Yes, it's not my side. It's it's a thin
cut, but it still definitely bleeds, yes, and does not feel God,
what the fuck is wrong with all you? Content? This is content?
Got it all an attempt to like just punch Ian right in the face.
Just go ahead and roll, like what is wrong with you? You
know the drill? You miss it, you miss Ian Dodges, just like
a take it like taking a warm bath. Just let it go in man,
do you want some content? I'm gonna pull the clock off the wall
and smash it over his head. All right, go ahead and roll,
and you're trying to hit Ian right all right? Al I'm going to try
again to stop her? Okay, all right, So let's do Ariel reaching
for the clock? How all right? Declan and take it away? How
do you stop her? M as she's she's reaching for the clock. I
think what I would do is just like, uh, throw my body weight
against her back and like just like the wall. Okay, so we'll say
that's what happens. He he body checks you essentially and Ariel goes up against
the wall and smacks her head against it. You can't stop this. It's
still good. It's still good. It's so good. I want to dive
for Willow and try to choke her out and press my crucifix on her forehead.
Okay, go ahead and roll Willow versus Candace. This might be important.
This is pretty important, all right, Willow. She Candice is gonna
pin you down. She's gonna put that crucifix on your forehead, and you're
gonna burnun educated, You're not from Nebraska. Fucking hurts. But I like
it. Hellotle, Helre. I'm gonna try to keep people away from Willow,
and then if I if they drect no for skimmy bucket. When Willow
commands that, I just like go the knife and I go right over to
help, like diabotically, okay, to stop shove one of them? Yeah,
so okay, So Ariel is trying to stop pick one Ian or Sid
probably probably Ian. Okay, well if declans trying to since was right up?
Okay, So Ariel is going to try to stop decland h Sid are
you trying to stop anybody? Yeah? Ian? Yeah, okay, okay,
okay, so those are our contested roles. Decland and Ariel can go
first. Okay, And as you try and stap me, I'm discreaming.
Nobody said cut. Nobody said cut. So Decland is that most recent role
yours in Ariel? You two? Yeah? I think years went all right,
thirty four versus seventy six. So Ariel is going to get through.
She's going to stop Decland. How do you stop decland Ariel? I just
leap on his back with my my lby around his neck. Okay, so
we see are out kind of like trying to fucking choke him out, and
he's filming the whole thing. He's filming himself being choked. Next up,
we've got Sid and Ian. Sid goes for Ian to try to stop him
from taking Candace off of Willow yep twenty four. God all right, So
when Sid lunges at you, Ian, how do you stop Sid? I
said, I face and just throw him against the slick. Sid goes into
the bathtub. Yeah, Sid goes into the bathtub. He hits the tile
on the shower and falls down. This is I think your third role against
Ian, So you're going to take a bit more damage. He's beatn me
three times in a row. So yeah, you get your head cracks open
and now you're bleeding a bit. I'm going to help Willows. So when
I'm going for is the one thing I've it's that fucking bugs me about Candace,
and it's her goddamn rocks. I want to grab one at club or
head. All right, go ahead and roll for it, Candace, You
as well, Candice, you will have a plus fifteen to year role because
you're currently trying to concentrate and engaged with Willow. YEP, I was gonna
ask, can I try to flip Willow up towards him? Can that be
my contested rolling Willow in between us? Yeah, you can try. It's
gonna be a lot more difficult than just dodging a rock to the head,
though, because Willow is fighting you for this or no, Yeah you can,
Yeah, you can use something special for quitiative underneath my speed try to
get the rock, I guess, or would that be or be body?
You can do your body, Yeah, do your body. Anything underneath your
body will be good. I have a dodge ability as well, so yeah
you want to so you have a plus fifteen shift to dodge this right now
if you're trying to pull Willow in front, so she gets hit because okay,
I was gonna say, you're on top, like pushing the in and
she's fighting you. So okay, all right, so go ahead and roll.
And I suspect you. Yep, go ahead, you ready? Yeah?
I holy shit. Okay, So for those listening, Cannas roll to
seventy eight and Ian rolled in ninety eight. So he goes too. He
goes to throw a rock. How do you stop it? I jump away,
So he throws it on top of he's aims for Willow. Okay,
Willow, you can roll jumping off of Willow's body. You jump out of
the way at the last second, Willow, go ahead and roll anything under
Cannas's see. You're good. You dodge out of the way of that.
You're good, and you probably can leap to your feet because if that role
is insane, Yeah, I jump up, thank you. I mean I
like I like the way this looks. It's a nice little uh to two
for me, right right. No, you look quite pathetic. But nothing
new him out right, and then Nicholas, well, you see mama went
out one day. She's talking, I'm gonna go straight at her forehead with
my rock. Okay, before we do that, I need to know if
Ariel is causing Declan to pass out. So one more role between the two
of you. I'm trying to Yeah, I know you are, so let's
do let's do another role. You have to get you have to get three
in a row and then he'll pass out. So this is the second one.
I mean, stop choking. Who my god, sixty three versus sixty
Oh my god, So just barely he's like he's maybe he's two into filming
this. His eyes are wild and excited, and he's like filled with this
kind of bloodlust, and he's just like, she's choking me. She's choking
me, and she's barely able to hold on to him, and she's the
fuck and she's able to go one more round. Pandon, I can't go.
I hadn't rolled your attack. Oh wait, Bubbles, I thought we
were doing another one me and Area. Oh yeah, no, that's okay.
You just told that offense. This is for Candice trying to come at
Willow, so we need a Willow. No, it's okay, you're good.
What does that mean you're tied? You're fucking at an impasse. Holy
shit, has this ever fucking happened before? Oh my god? Okay,
So you guys go ahead and roll play out, but you're basically entangled right
now. Sid In a second, you're gonna wake up. Ian. I
don't know what you want to do, but cannam listening Canada Willow. That
seems to be the vibe in the room. I'm just listening to whatever a
Willow wants. I'm gonna grab her hand when she goes to strike me.
It's rude interrupt someone's story. Do you not know that your story was very
biting started? It's important. You might want to listen. Mom sleep went
out to the door and she found herself a pretty little ring, a pretty
little ring, and then she put it on and she came home. Nothing
has ever been this same. So what's gonna happen here is no matter what
if I die, if they die, or whoever dies, whoever gets this
ring is gonna bring it to whoever next. And it's already passed. It's
like a sick mess. Just got to embrace it, Candace, And I'm
gonna try and use the rock and hit her in the face with it.
Oh god, Okay, contested. Roll go Willo versus Cannas again thirty eighth,
forty nine. Yeah, you're gonna crrack Candace in the head. Oopsie,
Oh my good. Should we help Decland he seems to be having a
little bit of trouble. One more roll for it time, Ariel and decland
everything he dreams of, Decline order, I'm gonna try to brown, I'm
gonna grab her blonde hair, and I'm gonna try to pull her off.
All right, So before we do that, Ariel and decland one more role,
we're gonna see if Declan passes out before you try to yank her off.
Yeah, fifty two. Yeah, so Declan's you start to pass out
as she's doing this, Go ahead and roll Ian Bridge, bitch, Ariel,
roll you. You've got a plus. You've got a plus twenty five
on you, Ariel, because you're in the middle of a choke hold.
So just add twenty five to whatever you roll. Get below and nine.
Oh my god, it's doubles. But what that means? Yeah, it's
doubles, but it's doubles at the end, the failure doubles. It's the
bad doubles. It's the really, really bad doubles. Oh god, Okay,
so you go ahead take it away, but you succeed in pulling her
off by her hair. All right. I grab her by the massive amount
of hair, and I tug her off like it almost like the roots are
pulling out from her skull. And I'm gonna start dragging you away, trying
to drag you away from Decland you're the fuck of me, I think is
the potential. Come on, just join just join us. You are a
fuck cut. I'm trying to save her. I'm gonna try to her,
Okay, during this confusion as well, while she I'd be trying to like
crawl toward the knife. Okay, go ahead and roll, Sid, because
you've kind of come out and all this commotions going on, Declan to hit
the ground. Ariel got yanked from Ian, Candice and Willow. We're going
head to head. Let's see if Sid could successfully grab this knife. Is
that your recent role twenty three? You get the knife? No one noticed?
Okay, what do you do? Sid? I think Willows as will
looking at me? Or is her bad? Willow is engaged with Candae right
now. I'm gonna stab her in the back. Okay, go ahead and
roll uh, Willow, you have them fifteen minus fifteen or sorry a plus
fifteen to whatever you roll because you're engaged right now forty two sixty three now
since I just got choked, and I'll take whatever negative you give me.
Yep, I would try and like like bat his hand away or something like
that from stabbing her. You passed out, You passed out? Yeah,
so you did. She did succeed at passing you out. Yeah, yeah,
Okay, you'll be You'll be down for two rounds essentially. Yep,
you're good. You're passed out. All the stuff I said when I was
passed out. Okay, all right, So Willow, you get stabbed in
the shoulder right in between your shoulder blade with this knife. I'm trying to
like twist it and pull as best I can. That fails, good,
I'm going to reach forward on her chest and use I want to try to
use my magic ship to push her further on the knife, Like, just
give me an oomph to push her on it. You're gonna use your gutter
magic, okay, use my shit. You need to use something with your
gutter magic. So what are you using your rock? So you're just gonna
like shove your rock into her check covered in blood from my head about if
that gives me anything extra? Okay, yeah, go for it. You
can have a you can have a plus fifteen because she's distracted right now.
Okay, so that you would subtract, Yeah, you would subtract. Yep,
we'll o go ahead and roll again. How is that with the minus
fifteen? Well, I mean we would have to do the map ourselves.
Yeah, I was like, oh my god, oh yeah, no.
So yeah, Willow is gonna stop you Willow, you can grab her if
you'd like, or you can take this isn't it because this is a below
ten? Can I grab but Candace by the throat and lift her up and
also elbow Sid in the face. Yes, both of you roll Sid and
Candace. Why that's a ninety naic. Yeah, that's a ninety six for
Candis. She's about to get lifted in the area by the throat. I
got an eighteen, You got an eighteen, Sid dodges. But Candace goes
up into the air, held by Willow, light as a feather, stiff
as a board. Am I right here? I mean I'm gonna attempt to
stab again, but this time in the neck I'm gonna try to stop that,
Okay, So we'll have you two roll Sid and Ian contested roll twenty
five thirty six. Okay, Sid, you managed to get past Ian and
stab Willow again? Where are you trying to stab her in the neck?
Neck like trying to hit spinal column or something. Okay, so down,
Willow, go ahead and roll. You gotta get under a twenty five to
dodge this. She gets an eight, and she fucking dodges Jesus Christ Willow.
So it's it's it. I love your I mean, just a passion
behind all of this, but I would highly recommend you step back. He
says, that's still act. So now I'm trying to hold him back.
Am I passing out feels like a long time up in the earth. You'll
have three. She'll have to do three rolls to get you to pass out.
So she's already done the one, so she'll need to roll one more
time. Contested against you, Candace, So you go ahead and roll again.
You and Willow, now go ahead and wake up. You're boring.
I got a twenty seven, all right, so you can actually break break
out of this, Candace, and I break her fingers off my neck.
You can't do damage to her, but you can break out. Okay,
I'm just gonna keel her fingers off my neck and drop down and wiggle away.
I So I'm seeing like Ian like approached me. Now, Yes,
I'm an attempt to charm, which is not it's not it's a soul skill,
but I'm not an adept or anything. I'm trying to like convince him,
like fucking stop, okay, because he's my friend. He said weird
things and now they're all weird, and I want to I don't want him
to do this. Go ahead and go ahead and roll. You have to
get twenty or under to even attempt this because this is uh yeah, so
say what you want, but it will have no effect. Please in come
on, what are you thinking of? Fuck? And I mean I'd attempt
to stab again, like if that's what's happening, Like if he's not gonna
listen, I'm not back and just you're gone. Okay, So Sid you're
gonna try to stab Ian? And Ian you're just gonna or Willow? Okay,
and Ian backs up to watch Willow get stabbed. Decland are you doing
anything? You are up? Yeah? What would you like to do something.
What would you like? I look at it. So Ian is just
standing back. Ian has stood back with a smile on his face. Sid
is raising his arm and it looks like he's going for Willow. I'm the
clock again. Okay, Well, oh you have there's only one knife,
right? Yes? Sid has it? Okay, Okay, Then I am
going to Ian. Do you have a camera? He did. He had
a very heavy camera DSLR with a very heavy lens on it, right at
the beginning of the conflict. That's somewhere on the ground. Okay, so
I I throw you my camera and I say make sure to get this and
I fucking just like dive tackle at Sid. Okay, Ariel is going for
the clock. Who are you going to attack with that clock? Ariel?
I'm going straight to Willowed? Okay, and Candace what are you doing?
I'm going for Willow with my rock again? Oh god? Okay, you're
all going for Willow? All right, choke me. We're gonna start with
Sid and Willow, then Candas and Willow, then Ariel and Willow and then
where's Declan? Did that? Sorry? Decland who are you attacking? You're
attacking Sid? So let's do Declan and Sid first. Cool, because that'll
do that'll determine if Sid even gets a chance to attack Willow. Oh god,
okay, so those listening, Declan roll the ninety seven. Sid,
roll the ninety eight. So declan just barely tackle Sid to the ground and
I'm going to bite. Okay, make another roll, Sid, you got
a roll to defend all right before probably not happening. You get a sixty
three. I swear, yeah, before I go like dorry, this is
just for the lulls. Yeah, he gets you, and he gets you
fucking good. Meanwhile, Ariel is running at Willow with a clock. Go
ahead and roll. That's a fatigue. I would really like for you to
not be doing this. She hits you. She hits you square in the
fucking face. Now, Canvas, you can make your attack and you will
have a minus fifteen because Willow is engaged. Amusing gutter magic. Let's do
this all right? Ooh do I smash my own skull in? I think
I think you're trying to use gutter magic in an area in which you know
there's a demon who is better magic than you. So you can go ahead.
So for those listening, she rolled a one hundred, which is the
absolute worst role you can possibly make in this game, next to A ninety
nine. So yeah, Candice, you're you're you're out. You're out of
this fight, So just go ahead and roll play how it happens however you
want. So I think what happens is I see Ariel going for and just
out of instinct, even though I'm still super lightheaded, I grab my rock
and I go for her, and in that moment, I slip on the
blood puke that was on the ground and crack my neck on the floorboards and
just cracked. Wow. That takes care of that. Am I right?
I'm gonna jump for the knife that's falling out Acid's hand. I want to
try and grab that, go for it. That'sy heights thirty eight. So
you're trying to grab the knife from me, Yeah, yeah, and I
don't think Declan would stop. Yeah, so you're good, thirty eight you
grab it. Nobody notices though, for those listening, it's a critical fail
because she rolled the one hundred, so her her subtraction doesn't count. It's
literally the worst role you could possibly get. All right, now, this
is it. Ariel. You have the knife, Candace is laying on the
ground. Her neck is broken. What do we do? Here's the ring
right now on Willow's finger. I want to cuss it off, all right.
I want to pull it down to the ground and just slam it down
onto a finger. Okay, So we need two rolls, one for you
to tackle her successfully and then the second to cut it off her finger.
So the first roll Ariel and Willow so Sid doesn't have the knife anymore.
No, I got doubles as well. Oh my god. Yeah, so
you tackle her to the floor beautifully. By the way, thank you trained
us in self defense at the BBC A role to cut it off her finger.
Oh, go ahead and describe what this is like Herriel. I pull
her by her arm and just get her weight over her foot so she trips
down and get my I basically stamp on her wrist so that her hands plays
out, and I get this big carving knife that that Sids grabbed and put
my weight on both sides of it and just sever her finger completely, guess
and all of them? Yeah? Why not? Like just one off?
Yeah, just like big kick it across the room. Okay, God,
what have you? What have you done? It's really god, we killed
an ambulance, really, really, really fucking glad we called an ambulance.
Okay, we need to get motewels. Just just clap your hands on your
fingers, will will I I'll bleeding bleck. I want to stab declaim in
the neck. All right, let's do we need to do another role between
Declan and sid first, because while you were attacking Willow, I'm assuming Declane
was trying to permanently injure Sid. Are you from North Carolina? I think
I'm getting a little vinegar in this. All right, Yes, okay,
one more Sid and you're out. Yepkay, God fuck get off? Came
rolling? I done yet? I want to I want to run up behind
and slam the knife, like right up in that soft bit of his skull.
Okay, go ahead and roll. This is decland you'll have a plus
fifteen because you're engaged. Okay, forty five twenty one. I'm glad Jack.
So how do you stop her? How do you stop this? Uh?
I think like I threw my head wave way too far back when I
laughed, and I like saw her coming, was like oh shit, and
then dodged out of the way. I just moved out of the way.
Okay, we'll just talk life a sideways and stumble a bit. Willow,
What are you doing? You don't remember anything? By the way, I
would be looking around noticing that my finger has been removed. I'm seeing that
people are laying around in blood on the floor, and because I don't remember
anything, I'm scrambling across the floor looking for the ring that was my mama's.
I think everyone's engaged. You can pick it up. It's attached to
your finger. I'm shaking and I'm gonna take it off, the ring finger
that it's severed on. I'm gonna look at it. Oh mom, I'm
sorry. I didn't know this was gonna happen. And I slide it onto
another finger on my hand. Are you getting this? And that's where we're
gonna end the episode. What the fuck with those rows? You'd think a
year and my luck would change. Holy Ship, it's traditions. Tradition is
very important, is so important. It is like one of the only thing
that exists there. He's true. I must die in every knock there on
episode. I'm so sad that happened. Man, it was one to one
though, like you how it looked though, Oh my god, I've missed
you shitheads. God damn it. That was so good, guys. I
was so fucking good. You all are so good, so good. I've
been looking forward to this for so long, and that it's over, well,
thank you, thank you for agreeing to do it. Thank you everybody
for making time out of her. And it's not on our normal day either,
so I do appreciate it. Four thirty represent Eternal Nocturnal. Let's go
around some anymore. I know. Yeah, that cat's name was Carol Baskins.
Yeah, that fucking bitch, Carol Baskins. All right, Amelia award
winning, I've been winning all years to say this, award winning Amelia Tyler.
Why don't you take us take us out? Hello, everybody, I
am Amelia Tyler. I'm a voice actor for video games. I can talk
about it now. I mean, yes, tactics play that apparently it's getting
really good reviews and it's lots of fun. You can find me back over
here tomorrow night in Facade being GM's the Lovely Wax Stevens and just another horror
show. So if you didn't know that that's on, come check. I'm
in that one too. Milli and I are in that together. Come check
that out. I can it went well last week? Yeah, oh boy,
basically imagine like what Ariel ended up like, and then just give her
a job as a bouncer. It's kind kind of that is a force to
be reckoned with. Oh yeah, Dan, Yeah, I can't sorry,
please, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Continue on, I got lost.
I can't remember what I'm doing. Yeah, so tomorrow night, Sunday,
I'll be back on Jay Britain's channel doing winecraft where we get drunk and
torture each other on Minecraft. Forget me Hi, Oh I've missed these a
chef's hat. Forget me baby? Hello? Oh my god, she's so
precious. They're both freaking precious. But I'm sure the boy doesn't want to
be called precious anymore. You precious little boy. Sorry, they have all
day. They had to say hi, I sorry my BiPOL No, no,
no, no, he went late. My bad, we went late.
Here's my kids. Look how bet he is? Wait? There are
nocturnals that probably don't know because they don't follow us on socials. Oh wow,
yeah, what a difference to you kids. Yeah, look at that.
Hello, it is you got some red on you? You got red
on you. They fell in love and they live together. Now can you
believe it? We do? And for real stuff? You're exactly. Can
I just say, I'm really glad I got to twist somebody with a clock
torturing me with that. I was doing proper easy PTSD with that tic tick.
I know because you played a chronomancter right, So it's just like,
yeah, you twat someone with a clow. Hey, nothing, whack you
said, whack someone with Okay, okay, run ahead, twat okay,
got it. You haven't heard that that colialism, well, but it definitely
not not like that somebody. But that's just me. Not before the water
is shed. You're up, yo? What up? Everybody? Heil the
third? You can find me out a slashes kill and just cry eye.
I'll be on tomorrow at noon playing cloud punk in Pacific. But that's not
important. What's important is, man, I just felt like coming home again.
Dude. This was so comfortable and so wonderful. It's like doing the
improv with people you trust. There ain't nothing like it in the world,
man, Because if I like, I know that if I drop something,
someone's gonna pick it up with it's and it's almost it's almost kind of unspoken,
and that's that's something special that I definitely will cherish about the memories of
this, these games that we get to play together. So thanks for thanks
for watching, everybody, and you're up either a domestic Dan I died as
Cinartino today. Uh uh. This was wonderful and it says this is my
day off. And when Peb was like, hey, four thirty, are
we going to do a thing? I was like, yeah, Like I
think all of us were like, wait, we need to make sure our
schedule's clear. Yeah, okay, great, we're doing it. We're there,
Like there were a couple of us that weren't sure, but we're like,
we'll move things. I don't right right right after this, I'm going
to I'm going to my father in law's to for things. So it's like,
oh, can't do this, this is more more important. Sure,
Sure we'll go with that. Thank you, Thank you so much everybody.
I was. I was so glad we got to do this together again.
Seek here up. Yeah, don't that's me. I'll lose it. Don't
that's me. Next person. So Pebe can keep it together until you're on
a bit of comedic relief. Phoebe, Do you remember last week on facade
where I was like, oh, I need to have an awkward conversation with
my neighbors about me screaming get the fuck off me, get the fuck off
me at the top of my lungs at like one in the morning. Yes,
how did that happened again? Oh? Now you're a fucking psycho really
loudly. So another awkward conversation. Well, let me know how that goes,
because I would like to rewind on the awkward conversation I didn't get to
have with my neighbors when I walked down in the flight suits. So I
would just love to imagine some sort of happy conclusion to that. Yeah,
it's gonna go really well. Okay, you're up. Uh sorry twitch crash
for me, so I was trying to get it to reload. Okay,
Well, perfect timing. Yeah great. U Hi there. I My name's
Classic Katie, and I had the extreme pleasure of reliving Canvas is Nonsense again.
Today. I am just like so happy to be back with this group,
but also like so heartbroken because it's so bittersweet, Like there's no RP
like this nock dring group I'm gonna cry. It's fine, we can all
cry. Your eyes are wet, My eyes are wet. It's fine,
it's raining. I'm just so like, I can't think of anything better to
say other than coming home. It's like, it's like when you wake up
in the morning you feel kind of shitty and you get a hot cup of
coffee. Like it's just like you guys are the best time doesn't even exist
when you're up beeing in this group, Like, all of a sudden,
it's overally like what the fuck? Like all of a sudden, PB was
sitting us up like this. We got fifteen minutes and we were like,
what can I just think it's just gone. I'll say that in a minute.
Actually I'll wait till my turn. But yeah, that's it. I
mean, I'm you can catch me on twitch dot tv, slash CLASSICITI.
I'm playing the new well it's not new, the Dark Crystal game, the
Tactics Dark Crystal Game, which is pretty adorable. That's it. I miss
you guys already. I love you. Yeah. Hi, I'm Katie Peters
Place. I got to play Willow Jackson for you today. I hope you
all enjoyed her. I had a lot of fun playing and I was excited
to be I watched on Pebe's channel earlier she did a rerun of Ghost Grappers,
which I think was the only episode of Nocturne I wasn't on. That's
when I had major fomo from it, and so I was like, I
get to be on one, you know, so like as I, I
was actually a super fan of Ghost Grappers, so I got to live that
out. That close up you did oh killed me when he was like can
you look, you know, look off into the distance, and you just
went like, like God, it was so good. Like I honestly feel
like just coming back to this group, it's like it is like just sliding
back into something that's so normal, and it feels really good. And I'm
glad that I can be my weird self with all of you and you accept
that me yelling and southern for hours, and so I'm just grateful to be
a part of this group. And I already missed this too. I wish
that this was happening next week too. So I love you all. Thank
you for our peeing with me. For those of you who don't know the
reason why we're doing the show is because four thirty was a big, a
big number in the through the course of Nocturn. It was a time that
we couldn't we couldn't get the clock to tick, and we were stuck at
four thirty during the show for many many game play hours, but also days
within the game or outside of the game. And that's why we that's why
PEB decided that we should do another episode. And uh yeah, just a
little tidbit of information while we're doing this special show today, because it's four
thirty. Did we just lose someone? Oh no, what? Oh there
she is, Oh there she is responsible. Your computer went bad? I
sit up just a little bit so they could see you, because yeah,
I love zoom, don't you guys? Oh god every time for me.
Hold on, let me see if I can get in. Can some just
very computer crash? Yeah? Can you hop in from your other Oh yeah,
bless you? All right, we might have a we might have a
hero. We might have a hero. Just hang on, I'm sorry.
My computer went bad right when it's okay, it's okay. I knew it
was going to do it because twitch crash. Yeah, I should have internet
and my computer was like I should have known. I have a song here
titled in the finale folder on roll twenty, and it's in all caps.
It says, the power of friendship? Should I hit play? Why?
I don't know what the fuck this is? Why not? Why not?
Oh? Okay? It was the was it? Did we even play this?
Did this happen at the very end when y'all did the thing? Yes?
No, nocturnals are saying yes ah right. Also Dan is back.
Thank thank you also Dan for saving it all right, packs you're up always
framing. Oh okay, smart Dan. I'm so glad we did this,
but I hate that it's over. Yeah, okay. It brought back a
flow of flood of memories and emotions, both good and sad. I think
everyone here in the in the cast agrees it will drop anything on a dime
to do whatever Peobe wants to do, because we know we trust her to
make the best judgments, make a good story and puts the story first and
knows how to read the room. And uh, obviously if that show isn't
gone, because everyone was just like we're in it was a no brainer.
I look forward to future endeavors whenever we can do things together, even if
it's even outside of this spectrum. I mean it's on table, story or
whatever. I think having that ability to trust each other is earned and loved
and amazing to have. So yeah, I am classifacts, I'm in places.
I'm done. Oh my god. Okay, I am going to try
to be quick because I know Dan's got to go, and we went over
USh for me. I literally just don't rust for me. Okay, I
can leave. It's okay. I was super nervous to do this today just
because I feel like, you know, it's if it's one of those things
where you know, you spend time away and then you're super nostalgic, and
then you get back and nobody and then just you guys just blew it out
of the park. You did a very, very incredible job, and I
didn't make it easy. I did most of my GMing via text. I
was like so close to my dream of like not speaking. It was so
good. It was perfect. It was absolutely perfect. So thank you very
much for being the excellent role players I know and trust you all to be,
and thank you for a green to come and do this special very last
minute. I literally asked them last week and they were like yes, So
yeah, thank you for that and uh god, yeah, come watch Facade
tomorrow. It's another horror show. Millie and I are in that one,
but the rest of us are also in Wednesday show Gone, which is a
surreal thriller, and we'd love for you to come and check that out.
Otherwise, this will not be This cannot be the last thing that this group
does together, so we'll we'll figure something else out in the future. But
if anything, this this one shot. It did feel like coming home.
So that's it. Thank you for watching Nocturnal Eternal, Nocturnal din Living and
you give by them, and that's what I have