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Dad's on deck. We would like
to draw your attention to the fact that

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the following content is made up of
humorous adult material and is intended for immature

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not easily triggered audience. You have
been warned. Hey, no, yeah,

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what's up? Have you heard the
rumor about butter? Yes, go

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ahead and say it. I can't
think it's something about spread Yeah, no,

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I don't want to spread it.
Yeah, okay, there the joke

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was marginal at best. Fuck you
m hey ever, yeah, how do

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you uh, how does the farmer
tally up his cows with a calculatory?

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That one better? Fucking asshole?
Oh ship, that's stupid. Oh my

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god, all right, whatever,
Dad's on day. Boy, I think

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it's one fifty seven. I think
it's one. I'm I'm domb. We

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missed last week. I think that
was the only week we've never put out

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an episode in three years. Yeah, and then it was and then I

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went on vacation. Yeah, you
you were massively sick, and then you

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took off on a plane for some
podunk fucking ship hoole Town. And were

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you Iowa iaho iowa some hill like
that juice combined it to iaho like I

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just covered both basises. Ye.
Yeah, well it's like Massachusetts hit,

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like one of those due places exactly. Florida, Dick, Why does anybody

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go to Florida Cuban pussy? Mm? They're crazy. I didn't say marry

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it. Yeah, fair enough.
Anyway, is there any other reason to

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go to Florida cocaine? I guess
right. You can just stick your gum

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underneath the table. That's fine,
I'm gonna do. I'm watching him,

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watching him, folks. He pulled
his gum out of his out of his

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mouth, and he's confused as to
what to do with it, so he's

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kind of fumble fucking around and just
stick it out of the table. I

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mean, I mean, I've always
liked chewing gum, but and like,

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I mean, okay, I have
gum every once in a while, but

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I'm having more gum lately. Yes, because I'm trying to just stop the

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chewing and all of that stuff.
So let's clarify for the people who don't

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understand stop chewing. He's not gonna
stop chewing his food and like swallow,

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No, I'm just gonna my food
dipping. Yeah, stop dipping. Yeah,

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I'm going to stop dipping. So
the mouth. Yeah, sure,

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thing, got it, nailed it. How is your week great? Yeah?

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Fucking great. I got a promotion
at work, like a full promotion

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or a part time promotion. Oh
no, no, no, no,

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like full on promotion with no pay
adjustment. I've had one of those too,

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I've had one of those two.
Yeah. So yeah. I went

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from general compliance inspector to well,
technician, sorry they call me a technician

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to a construction manager. Cool.
Yeah, construction manager of a multi million

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dollar fucking project with multiple government agencies
oversight and a lot of pressure. And

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I was like, well, so
the raise comes with this, right,

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And they went, well, you
don't have any of the certifications. I

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was like, so then I can't
do the job. And they're like,

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well, but we really need you. We don't have anybody else. And

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I'm like, my wallet needs more
money. Cool sell, Like cool,

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cool sell. I got, I
got, I gotta That's kind of sort

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of what I said. I I
got, I got a lot of bills

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that need to be paid, So, m what are we gonna do about

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this? So we're we're working it
out. We're working it out. It's

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there's some weird intricacies with the way
my company works. In order to get

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promotions, you have to have certain
like courses. Sure, so I got

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a month to finish some stuff and
then some other things will happen. But

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ultimately it'll work out, and if
it doesn't, then I'm not working.

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So well, that's pretty much where
it goes. Yeah, and there'll be

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really stuck between a fucking rock and
a hard place. So other than that,

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that makes sense, not a whole
lot. We're getting ready for the

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kids to go back to school.
They go back to school on Monday.

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They thought they were doing homeschooling.
They are, Oh they are. They

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have a schedule yep. So the
schooling, the curriculum starts on Monday,

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like Premia Ra or whatever it is. Yeah. Yeah, so they've got

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live teachers. They've got pre recorded
stuff just dead teachers. Yeah okay,

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well I mean in like actual live
as in you can talk back and forth

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and have a real conversation. It's
not just yeah you'd be like, oh

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what are you doing? What are
you doing for class? Oh? I'm

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here with Jonathan the zombie biology Like
yeah, would it be brains? Yeah,

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I could do that, I like
brains. Yeah. So we got

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we got everything set up for that. Uh, it's funny because the kids

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think that they're gonna get to do
whatever the fuck they want, and uh,

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it's gonna happen. Yeah, it's
yeah, you know, he's going

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to watch them. It's gonna be
a combination of like four people pretty much.

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Yeah, it's gonna be interesting.
So, uh, the producers staying

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home the first week and she's gonna
help them, guide them through the first

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week and get them started through the
first week. And she's been amazing actually,

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like full full bore, all in, like focused, organized, on

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top of shit. Cass has been
pretty good with uh, you know,

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keeping open communication with what's going on
on her side of things and helping get

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stuff set up. And she came
over this morning and we all kind of

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worked together, and it was funny
because, like you can, you really

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saw the different personalities in my kids. One of them was all about organized,

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you know, organized curriculum. She
was like, oh, CALLI,

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which is my oldest She's like,
where's my calendar or how can I set

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this up? And she went in
and she put a bunch of shit in

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her calendar already and she's already typing
stuff on her computer and getting ready and

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Lily's like, where's my phone?
Where's my phone? Don't on my phone?

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Who's my teacher? What am I
doing? And she's just kind of

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like here and there, like she
bounces back and forth, right, and

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then there's Grayson and there's Grayson.
And Grayson's first question, I shit you

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not, how am I gonna color
on the computer? And then and then

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we were like, well, I
don't know, buddy, Like we genuinely

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get genuinely they don't know. Because
we were talking about art class. They

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have an art class on Friday.
I don't know what the art class entails.

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It doesn't give a description for it, so I'm really not sure.

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But along with our class on Fridays
is also PE on Fridays. So his

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next friend with the computers next question
was his next question was what am I

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gonna do for PE? I was
like, I don't know, dude,

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maybe jumping jacks. I honestly don't
know. There, like it might be

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an aerobics class that you have to
do. He goes, I gotta wear

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spandex. I was like, yep, you sure do. So it's gonna

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be interesting. There is definitely gonna
be a curve. There is there will

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with outed doubt, be some struggles, very much looking forward to because they're

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gonna be hilarious. There's about it, you know. Yeah. So the

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kid the kids went to uh went
to Texas. We just got them back.

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Fucking fly the kids went to Texas. We just got them back.

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I asked how they how was our
time? How was your trip? What'd

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you guys do? Well, we
were gonna go to We're gonna go to

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Redneck Lake. And I was like, oh, you were, but you

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didn't go. And they're like no
because there were too many nails and broken

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bottle glasses and busted up car pieces, car car pieces, and so mom

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said it was a little unsie,
so we didn't go. It was like

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the name didn't give it away.
The fucking name Redneck Lake didn't give it

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away. So and I asked about
the Redneck Lake and evidently it was like

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the neighborhood had gotten together and filled
this random hole. Fuck it. Yeah,

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yah, yep, yep, like
a gol. Yeah, it's that's

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probably probably for the best. That's
probably for the best. Yeah, So

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how was your trip? It was
good? Uh? We uh we had

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a good time. The weather was
pretty nice. It was really really hot

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one of the it's not really hot, but human, right, yeah.

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So I think one of the days
it was like eighty six, but it

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was like ninety five percent amenity.
You're just fucking sweating, yeah, just

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as you walk. But it was
kind of cool because the town that the

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biggest town closest to my sister in
law is Lamars, which is where Blue

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Bunny is is. That's their their
home base. It's not very big.

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It's still only like fifteen twenty thousand
people, right, that's surprising with a

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name like Lamars. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, so they had the county

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Fair there, so it was cool
to see an Iowa County fair versus a

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king Our County Fair, right,
and it was like much more structured.

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The cattle and the like, the
livestock, all of that was a lot

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larger than what we have. Well, I mean that's their bread and butter,

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right, Like it's all farmland of
some sort, correct, So it

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was kind of cool. And then
their rides were also the rides weren't as

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good as what we have, Okay, very more rinky dink. They're smaller.

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Yeah, so but I tell you
what, there was one one place

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that we stopped and then we went
inside to like one of the halls where

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there was air conditioning to eat.
But we stopped at this little concession place

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and I got some pie and it
was the pie there was all made by

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some place in Lamars and then sold
at this concession stand. Yeah, holy

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shit, the pipe small town pies
like that, yes, but it was

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cool they have. So the last
time I was there visiting my sister in

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law, the day we were like
leaving, their neighbors were moving in,

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right, so now we're over there
this time. Well there's a neighbor girl

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who's thirteen and her brother's eleven,
So it was cool. They pretty much

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hung out with us the entire time
we were there, which is cool because

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then Alias had people to hang out
with. Like he went to the public

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pool there, which their fucking public
pool makes our public pool look like shit.

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Really, they have two slides that
they they spent seven years doing fundraisers

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to build this city pool. They
had a regular city pool, and then

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they shut it down and rebuilt it. And it was funny because after they

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went, I asked Elias how was
it, and he was like, it's

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the wild West. There's kids doing
flips. The lifeguards don't care kids are

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running. I almost told the kids
to stop running, but I realized that

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it's not my place, and he's
like, it's just different, and he

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was like, but it was fun. It was really fun. So it

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was it was cool. And then
there's a speaking of man made lakes.

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There's this place across the street from
their town called the Lazy Age Campground and

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it's actually an old rock quarry and
the people that own it own the rock

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quarry. It's still operating next to
it. Well, they have turned this

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one into an RV and cabin campground
and they turned the quarry into a lake's

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cool, and so it's really cool
and they're really strict about the rules,

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so it's really clean there. But
it's cool. You could like rent a

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kayak for ten bucks for an hour, paddleboard ten bucks for an hour.

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We were talking about running a boat
and it wasn't bad as like one hundred

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bucks for three and a half hours
for a pontoon boat. You could do

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like three fifty for the whole day. We ended up not doing the boat,

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but but it was cool, so
it was a good trip. Though

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it was fun. Uh, some
night sucked as far as sleep goes.

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But yeah, it's different. I
mean, you were sick and then you

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got that humidity. There is a
lot heavier. Yeah, just a sleeping

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situation. It was like like the
peasant the peasant caught. It was like,

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yeah. So one of the last
nights that I was there, the

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second to last night, I finally
went. My son was on the couch

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and I finally decided to go out
on the couch with him. And there

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was enough room for both of us
because it's pretty big sectional couch. And

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then I don't even carry because it
was nice and cool out there. And

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yeah, and then the last night
I actually stayed at the cabin. My

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in laws rented the cabin on the
lake and it had a queen bed in

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a room and then upstairs had two
twin loft beds, and so Elias and

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I stayed at the cabin the last
night that we were there before we flew

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out. Sleeping on cots tough,
and I didn't mean air mattress, but

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but one of the like it's a
shitty air mattresses. Yeah, but it

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was fun getting to, you know, be with the family and have some

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good corn out there is obviously sulous, just the sweet corn and Maddie's husband.

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His dad recently retired from farming on
a large scale, but he still

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does some on his property just for
him and his family now, and so

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he brought some sweetcorn for one of
the dinners one night. Ridiculous, it

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was so good. Well, jealous, it was good. It was really

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good. But it was a good, good trip. It was nice to

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get some vacation in. It's been
a long time since I had a vacation,

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so it was overdue. Yeah,
it's been a while, but yeah,

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you guys didn't take your normal Fourth
of July this week or this year.

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We did not. No, no, And we're staying home for Thanksgiving

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because someone will be ready to pop
by then. I know, is anybody

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gonna come here for Thanksgiving? You
know? I don't know? Yeah,

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I mean other than her her parents
will stay here. If not, we

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should do a friends giving. We
should do a friends giving anyway, we

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should whatever. Some one of those
dogs getting shot outside. I agree.

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I'm not really sure what the fuck's
happening, but somebody has dropped the ball

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in my house. It can't be
your dog, because your your gate was

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wide open when I came in.
I didn't shut it. Oh well,

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I mean, if it is my
dog, he's trying to eat the neighbor's

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dog, and that would explain what's
going on. Oh well, you want

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to do a quick commercial break,
Sure, okay, let's do it.

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increases cartilage and strengthens muscle tissue in
the knees, so you can feel like

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you again. Don't be a slave
to joint pain. Free yourself and the

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results will be noticeable. Hey,
like, guy's using Negro. Hey Negro,

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Negro, Hey Negro, Negro,
look at him. Oh Negro,

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Get back to what you do best. Get back to you, Negro please.

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Negro is available only by prescription.
Consult your doctor to see if Negro

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is right for you. Negro please. Oh man, the people that may

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come down strike again. Huh,
that's right. I could use some of

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that, actually, But he's been
bothering me for a while. I figured

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you've been using the Negro because you
said today we went golfing, and you

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said your knee was doing better.
It is doing a lot better, but

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I attribute that to not eating shitty. That makes sense. So, I

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mean, that makes sense. I
don't know. It could be working out.

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I've been working out a lot lately. Yeah, yeah, probably about

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five times a week. It's good
for three weeks now, that's good.

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Yeah. Yeah, So it could
be that I'm strengthening and things around it

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again, could be who fucking knows. It could be that you've blown out

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the rest of the cartilage and you
just don't feel anything now possible. Oh

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man, Well, speaking of that, it's a shit. It's almost the

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middle of August, which means football
starting, it is, and which is

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pretty exciting. I mean, there
was a couple of years where you and

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I both weren't really excited for football. No, I wasn't sure how I

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feel this year. But now I'm
starting to get that itch and get that

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excitement again. Yeah. I'm a
little disappointed because I backed out of every

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fantasy football league that I'm in,
and I'm just I'm like, fuck,

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And the one you want to get
in you can't because there's no opening.

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Correct. The one I'm finally like
ready to get back into is the auction

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league that you're in and some other
friends are in. And I'm just like,

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ah, fuck, wow, that's
fine. Yeah, next year.

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I did tell Chris who runs it, that if anybody is besides myself is

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late on payment, it's a perennial
person who's late on payment. Because there

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are the people that are in that
league, I said, you should just

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kick him after this year, just
straight up kick them, because you know

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you can get it filled. It's
only a ten man league. There's plenty

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of people that will join this thing. So I'm excited for that though.

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And I've been listening to a lot
of the Fantasy Footballers podcast to like get

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a kind of get ready for it, yeah and stuff like that. And

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we actually had I'm in a dynasty
league. This will be my year two.

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Last year was the startup year.
I'm the only American in the league.

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Jesus, all all eleven others are
Canadian. And I got invited from

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Mike from scotch and Sports. Okay, so him, SuDS, Gerty,

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and Jay who's now because Gerty's not
really on the show anymore, but but

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Jay is. They're all in the
league and then other people, and so

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it's kind of comical because there's a
lot of shit talk. But I don't

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really know a lot of them,
so I kind of tend to tread lightly.

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How do Canadians talk, shit,
Well, they're pretty, they're pretty.

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Some of them are pretty bold.
Yeah, pretty bold. Yeah,

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like it was actually pretty after no, no, no no, But I

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usually pick at them about that.
Yeah, so I took I took a

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third place last year. Okay,
So the way they run it is your

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division changes every year. First,
second, and third all get a division

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and you get to pick your division
mates. Shit. So obviously like first

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gets to pick his first, then
second, then third, and then it

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goes back and then until the divisions
are filled. Right, that's kind of

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cool. It's kind of cool.
So we did that the other day,

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and then today was supposed to be
our rookie draft, which is only three

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rounds, so it's pretty quick.
Yesterday I go, I get to work.

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It's like seven forty in the morning. Most of these Canadians live East

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coast time. There are a couple
that live I think, or at least

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one that I know of that lives
Mountain. I don't think any of them

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are Pacific on the Canadian side.
And all of a sudden, there's a

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vote to just start the draft as
a slow draft and do it now.

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Oh shit, And so all of
a sudden there's a message. Eight out

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of twelve people's majority rules were starting
this thing. I'm like, okay,

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oh shit, but you had twenty
four hours o'clock. So it was funny

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on my very first I think it
was only a couple hours in and my

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turn to pick, I picked tenth
and they were like, no them,

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you're up, and I was like, I got twenty three hours, get

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off my nuts. Yeah, I'll
pick when I picked, and then I

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went silent for like forty five minutes
just to ask with them. Yeah,

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and then it made my pick.
But yeah, it was pretty much you

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take. I took what's his nuts? The rookie receiver from Minnesota. It

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was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was who I took first,

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Okay, yeah, so why can't
I think of his name. I was

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in a tough spot being at ten
because I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure

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what was going to be there,
and that was my fear. Jordan Addison,

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Jordan Addison, Yeah, yeah yeah. And then my second pick I

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took, I took Chase Brown,
which is a running back of Cincinnati.

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And then third pick I took Tank
Dell, which is the receiver that Houston

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picked up I think in the third
round. Yeah, he's gonna be good.

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He might not be. Well,
the nice thing is there, they

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all go on my taxi squad.
So when you do a rookie, you

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can put them on your taxi squad
and you don't have to touch them for

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at all that year. After they're
a rookie, you have to move either

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drop them or move them, either
move them in a trade, whatever.

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But if you bring them into your
lineup, you can't put somebody else on

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the taxi squad from your lineup,
so you to bring them up, you

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have to cut somebody. Yeah.
So, but but it was interesting to

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see what was gonna happen with with
that. But so you're not in any

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fantasy league. Are you going to
join like a free one on like ESPN

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just to fuck around? Nope?
No, nope, You're not gonna do

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anything. Nope, nope. I'm
just gonna watch football. I'm gonna enjoy

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football for what it is. I'm
probably gonna bet a lot, that's fair.

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Okay, I'm probably so. I've
been thinking about this. Okay,

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so let's skip. Since you're not
going to do fantasy football. We don't

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necessarily need to talk any fantasy I
mean, we can talk so like I

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actually liked, let's do a combo. Let's do we didn't even talk about

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this. Let's do a little fantasy
football and a little bit of bet talk.

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Okay with football. Okay, So
what's your thought on fantasy football?

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Now? Like we've seen, you've
played for a long time. Yeah,

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and you and I were in one
league together. I just left this league,

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so did you. But you just
rejoined for one year, but you

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were out for a couple But I
had been in the league for thirteen years,

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and when you left the first time, you were probably in the league

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for twelve or thirteen years. I
think I was in it for twelve when

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I left, because you came in
right after. I mean I was after.

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Yeah, I was the one that
got you into it. Chris was

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I thought, well, oh no, it was Chris Chris. And then

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because of that is how I got
into softball. Yeah. Ye, the

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fantasy football is how I met you, and then that's how softball started.

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Yes, but it back in the
day. So this league that we were

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in, it was very grueling because
it's twelve man, and it was a

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broken snake, and everybody was well
educated. There was only there was only

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like one or two years where we
had a couple people who weren't like,

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who weren't as intense, right,
but they got really lucky, Like they

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got super fucking lucky with like picking
up priest homes. Yeah, you know,

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one year and you know, on
a fucking whim. But it was

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funny because for for years you would
pretty much see all twelve picks are running

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backs. Yeah. Yeah, and
then and then about probably like six years

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ago, seven years ago, you
started to see the receiver starting to mix

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in a little bit. Well,
we need to talk about the draft itself

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though, because the draft in this
league is on like any draft I was

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still yet to see. We call
it the broken snake, correct, but

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it's not really a snake. There's
just no name for it. Well,

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so, yeah, exactly, because
what what you know? You go one

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through twelve, correct, and and
then you go seven yep, yeah,

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seven through eight, sorry, seven
through six or no, eight, I

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think eight's in their first pick,
yes, eight, and then seven is

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the last pick in the second round. And then what you do is your

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first round. Every odd round you
move up to every even round you move

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up to. So if you pick, if you pick eighth in the first,

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you pick first in the second,
yep, you pick sixth in the

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third, and then you pick eleventh, eleventh in the fourth, and so

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there's some really long waits. Yeah, Like so if you're if you're pick

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seven, you're like, fuck,
yeah, I'm picked seven. I got

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somebody right in the great, great
sweet spot, except for uh, your

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second round pick is the last pick
in the second round. Yeah, it's

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kind of cool because it's like there
are separates boys. Your weight is only

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like five picks, yeah, but
then there's some where your weight is like

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sixteen or more more possibly more.
Yeah, so it's it's kind of fucking

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crazy. It's kind of it's kind
of it really made it interesting because if

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you wanted a player, you may
had to reach a whole round ahead to

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get them because because if you were
on one of those weird weights, you

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weren't getting him. Again. Yeah, so it's funny to see leagues that

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are you know, traditional snake or
now you have auction leagues too, but

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yeah, we we've never seen you
could not prep, you could not mock

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for this and for the longest time. I think somebody who had like the

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top like one, two or three
pick didn't win. It's like the longest

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fucking time, Christiansen I Mike right, yeah, yeah. The only time

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I ever had number one pick,
I came in second last that year.

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Yeah, and I took ap that
year. It's it's it's incredible because nobody,

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nobody for that draft has a clear
cut advantage. Like when you talk

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about like your normal traditional snake draft
and going one through ten, you go

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one through ten, and then you
go ten through one, and then you

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go one through ten. You can
say you can find reason for the beginning,

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the middle, and the end to
have an advantage over everyone. Yep,

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Like you got your jubble ups,
you got you know what you're gonna

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get. Like, you can plan
for that a lot easier because you can

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say, Okay, I'm going to
have this many picks before my next pick.

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This other broken draft. Even though
you can say I have this many

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picks before my next pick, everybody
has a different amount before that or after

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that, so they their strategy changes, and a lot of things change on

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the fly because sometimes you take fucking
what was it, there was the one

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year where we had five fucking quarterbacks
go in the first round and a half

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last year. Yeah, it was
more than that. Yes, I had

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to take to tell you how bad
last year was for me in that league.

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I was pick twelve. I was
like, I hope I can get

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Mahomes because there wasn't a whole lot
of Mahomes talk going into the year last

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year. No, No, his
name was down on quarterback list and I

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was super high on lost a bunch
of people. He went at eleven,

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So I decided I went Dalvin Cook
at twelve. And then for my second

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round pick, all of a sudden, another quarterback run happened, and at

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that time having to go fucking Russell
Wilson, I was just in the second

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fucking round. Yeah, because because
the league, Hurts was gone, Allen

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was gone, Mahomes was gone,
Burrows was gone, Rogers was gone,

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Herbert Herbert was gone. Ye there, and then yeah, now mind,

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this is because it was a super
flex so you could start two qbs.

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So that's why so many qbs.
And he changed the scoring that passing touchdowns

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were worth six fantasy points. Yeah, so you had you could start two

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qbs and their passing touchdowns are worth
six points apiece. Gee, I wonder

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what the fuck is gonna happen in
the first round. Yeah, And that's

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why I backed out of that league
is because that's why I left this year

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as well. That league went from
something that was like kind of semi traditional

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two and and we did a lot
of innovative things like that. Like that

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was the league that we came up
with the whole scoring system for the kickers,

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because everybody fucking hates kickers, right, correct, We came up with

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the scoring system for the kickers where
you get X amount of points per yard

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that you kick, So if it's
less than thirty, you just get three.

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Correct, thirty to forty you get
three point one, three point two,

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three point four, forty, four
point one, four point two,

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four point three, so on.
So we did the same thing like I

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did the math for QBS. I
did the math for running backs and and

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for wide receivers and tight ends for
receiving yards and rushing yards to where you

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got to you got an actual point
total per yard that was passed, per

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yard that was caught, per yard
that was rushed. So it made things

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a lot broader, and that was
fun. Those changes were fun, but

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then all of a sudden, it
was like, well, there's two qbs,

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three wide receivers, two running backs, a superflex, a fucking Then

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then he took the tight end position
away and you could put the tight end.

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You can use a tight end with
the receiver with the receivers, and

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it just it became too convoluted for
me. And yeah, so and then

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oh the defense too. We did
a bunch of shit on defense with scoring

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two, Like we changed a bunch
of stuff so that way, you know,

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you were the defense was actually worth
something where if you held, if

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they held people to X amount of
points and x amount of yards and things

409
00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:07.319
like that. Yeah, and it
made having one of those top five defenses

410
00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:11.440
a legit help on your fantasy team, correct and and and that was that

411
00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:15.000
was a good thing. So this
year, if you, even though you're

412
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:18.160
not gonna be in a draft,
do you see any advantage to where you

413
00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:23.000
would want to pick this year?
One hundred percent. I if I can't

414
00:29:23.079 --> 00:29:29.279
get if I can't get number one, because I want Justin Jefferson, right

415
00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:33.920
then I want to be I want
to be somewhere out of that. So

416
00:29:33.079 --> 00:29:37.720
and and it would depend on the
draft, right, Like we're gonna let's

417
00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:40.880
just talk about a traditional Snake draft, right, Yeah, let's stick with

418
00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:44.319
that. Yeah, let's just go
ten team, even twelve team. Fine,

419
00:29:44.400 --> 00:29:47.160
Yeah, that's fine, we'll just
well, we'll talk ten team yep.

420
00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:48.640
But we're gonna go one through ten, ten through one. Right.

421
00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:52.079
If I can't get number one,
to get Justin Jefferson, because he's the

422
00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:56.480
only one that I would, without
a fucking doubt take it number one.

423
00:29:56.000 --> 00:30:00.839
Okay, I don't like like if
you get me, I think the problem

424
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:04.440
with number one this year, I
agree with you to me, Jefferson is

425
00:30:04.480 --> 00:30:08.319
the clear cut one. Yeah.
However, if you told me you're gonna

426
00:30:08.319 --> 00:30:14.279
go Chase McCaffrey or Cooper Cup,
I don't think Tyreek Hill, any of

427
00:30:14.359 --> 00:30:18.480
those names. I'm okay with you
taking it one. I wouldn't. I

428
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:22.480
would not. I think Jefferson is
the clear cut one, and Cup is

429
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:26.279
actually the next best option if his
health stays. The only reason why I

430
00:30:26.400 --> 00:30:30.799
don't like Cup is because I don't
like the team that's around him. Agree,

431
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:34.799
but there's nobody to compete with him. And even when there was nobody

432
00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:37.640
to compete with him, it showed
that he's still gonna get his fucking yards

433
00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.000
and his catches. True, I
mean, if the guy catches one hundred

434
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:45.319
and thirty passes on a PPR,
that's one hundred and thirty points without yardage,

435
00:30:45.319 --> 00:30:48.839
without touchdown. What happens when Stafford
gets hurt? Who the fuck cares?

436
00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:52.200
Throw it to Cooper Cup? So
to me, have you seen have

437
00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:56.480
you seen Jimmy Garoppolo play football?
Fair enough? And receivers still do fairly?

438
00:30:56.640 --> 00:30:59.440
Okay, fair enough, you know
what I mean? So so outside

439
00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:02.720
of that, outside of that,
I one hundred percent want to be in

440
00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:06.359
the back end. Yeah, like
you want that eight nine ten, Yeah,

441
00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:08.200
somewhere in there, correct, I
want. I want to double up

442
00:31:08.400 --> 00:31:12.839
back there because there's, yes,
there's a bunch of value above that.

443
00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:18.039
But the problem is is that when
you go to comeback around, there are

444
00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:22.319
so many what ifs, There are
so many questions about all of those people

445
00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:27.440
that are around you. I would
rather avoid that and just get caught in

446
00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:32.839
the I would rather have two top
fifteen players. Yeah then, because here's

447
00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:36.200
here's let me let me throw this
to you. I joined a free league

448
00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:41.079
just for shits and giggles on ESPN. I ended up getting the number one

449
00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:47.319
pick ten team PPR. Okay,
Okay, I wasn't happy about it because

450
00:31:47.319 --> 00:31:49.160
I'm like, if I'm getting the
one, okay, I'm gonna be happy

451
00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:52.440
with who I pick it one.
Yeh. But but here's here's the deal.

452
00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:56.240
You ready for this? So I
went Justin Jefferson at one oka.

453
00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:59.599
My next pick was not until the
end of the second beginning of the third

454
00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:02.200
back to pis. Okay, I'm
happy with my first two picks. The

455
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:07.640
problem was, you know who the
best available running back on the board was

456
00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:15.400
for me at that point, I
don't know Ramandre Stevenson. Yeah, that

457
00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:20.119
sounds about right. So, okay, I like Remandre. But my first

458
00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:22.519
two receivers I have Justin Jefferson and
Garrett Wilson. Well, I mean like

459
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:27.200
I'm super happy about that exactly.
Okay, Let's let's do this right.

460
00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:30.039
So you you get, you get
let's say eight nine or ten, right,

461
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:34.440
guys that are ranked in eight,
nine or ten position or Stefan Diggs,

462
00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:37.640
Cede Lamb, and Saquon Barkley.
Okay, right. The guys that

463
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:42.319
are now three four after him are
aj Brown, DeVante Adams. I'm I'm

464
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:45.240
I'm Saint Brown. Uh huh,
I'm and Ross Saint Brown, Garrett Wilson,

465
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:51.640
and we'll just stop there, okay, right, okay, would you

466
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:57.519
rather have Justin Jefferson and who's now
will go twenty or Belower twenty years below?

467
00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:00.279
Right? Do you want Justin Jefferson
and Chris Slave, Derrick, Henry,

468
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:06.119
Davonte, Smith, Ramonde Stephens,
Stevenson, T. Higgins or Josh

469
00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:12.319
Jacobs, right? Or or do
you want your two cores to be Stefan

470
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:15.359
Diggs, Ceede Lamb, Saquon Barkley, AJ Brown, Davante Adams. I'm

471
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:20.720
on Ross Saint Brown and Garrett Wilson, right, like those guys, And

472
00:33:20.839 --> 00:33:23.200
just looking at the names right now, I'm having trouble because I'm like,

473
00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:27.880
man, I'd love to go Stefan
Diggs and AJ Brown with my two picks.

474
00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:30.640
Yeah, but then what my running
backs are gonna look like? You

475
00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:34.079
basically have to go to the zero
RB route and take your rbs later stack

476
00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:37.279
your receivers. But maybe not so
okay, So let's say let's say all

477
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:39.960
right, so then it would be
you would be getting someone in the in

478
00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:44.960
like the forty rank, right,
thirty thirty rank? Yeah, okay,

479
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:47.920
so let's see you could end up
with Jalen Hurts. Yeah, you'd have

480
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:52.440
to go quarterback there, because who's
your josh Naji Harris Joe Mixon right now?

481
00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:55.519
Those two aren't bad. Breeze Hall, Yeah, they're okay. I

482
00:33:55.599 --> 00:33:59.720
mean you're taking some risk with Breese
Hall. I mean is even as a

483
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:01.920
Jet fan, I might stay away
from that, right, But you still

484
00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:07.160
got etn Yeah, that's down here. You got the kid that's that that's

485
00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:10.400
getting into Detroit. I think it's
just Jamior Gibbs. You know, you

486
00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:14.360
could even get him. You can
even get him on the second pick back

487
00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:17.280
around for that turn. Yeah,
you got Aaron Jones, who I mean,

488
00:34:17.320 --> 00:34:21.519
they should lean on him. You'd
think, I mean, they're gonna

489
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:24.000
have to write you would think,
yeah, yeah. But but it poses

490
00:34:24.039 --> 00:34:29.320
a great question because I I have
gotten to live this draft because I got

491
00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:32.360
pick one, and I'm okay with
my team. Part of why I'm okay

492
00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:37.079
with my team is if you look
at the rankings of where these guys are.

493
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:40.239
Somehow so at one I went one, yeah, and then I went

494
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:44.920
at the end of the second,
beginning of the third, and then end

495
00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:47.119
of the fourth, beginning of the
fifth. I don't know how both of

496
00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:51.119
these fell there. But at the
end of the fourth beginning of the fifth,

497
00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:55.519
my back to back picks were Lamar
Jackson and Mark Andrews as a stack

498
00:34:57.199 --> 00:35:00.239
somehow they were both sitting there,
and I'm like, oh, okay,

499
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:02.639
yeah, I'm happy with that,
especially in a PPR. But but then

500
00:35:02.719 --> 00:35:06.480
you look at it like where I
had to go running back because this league

501
00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:08.679
that I was in was pretty running
back heavy. My two starting running backs

502
00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:15.239
Ramandre Stevenson and Cam Akers. But
I got JJ and I got Garrett Wilson.

503
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:19.400
Yeah, so it's like, you
can't have all of it unless you're

504
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:22.480
in a family league. Dumb people
I had, like, you might be

505
00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:24.440
in a league with b Word,
who's only going to choose Cowboys. You

506
00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:28.000
know, he's probably still going to
choose Zeke even though he doesn't know.

507
00:35:28.480 --> 00:35:30.760
I just saw I saw a video
from training camp and said Dak Prescott was

508
00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:35.400
in mid season form already thrown picks, already throwing picks. Yeah, yeah,

509
00:35:35.960 --> 00:35:37.119
Obi was the hand. It was
the thumb last year. That's why

510
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:40.320
he kept throwing some picks. Now, that just sucks. He's terrible.

511
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:45.800
He I think he very well might
be the most overrated player. I think

512
00:35:45.880 --> 00:35:51.280
he severely overrated as a quarterback.
Quarterback. Yeah, yeah, when you

513
00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:55.559
when you can have an I I
understand to a degree. I do understand

514
00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:59.880
this. You know who the number
four quarterback was. We're not talking fantasy

515
00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:04.360
points, okay, number four quarterback
last year based on passing, yards,

516
00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:07.519
completion, all of that stuff.
Who is number four? Kirk Cousins.

517
00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:14.400
Kirk Cousins, and the guy still
gets shipped on still. I said last

518
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:19.480
year in that fucking discord chat that
he would be top three and I got

519
00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:22.159
laughed out of the chat and I
said, no, not by you,

520
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:25.280
not by you, and they were
like, not even top ten. I

521
00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:28.760
said, I'm not even talking to
talk to ten. I'm talking top five,

522
00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:30.559
top three, And they were like, really, hoo'sy blah blah blah

523
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:34.760
blah blah. Finished at four and
at the end of nobody wanted to talk

524
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:38.360
about it. At the end of
the year, finished at four. Dak

525
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:44.599
Okay, but he's still just a
mediocre he you know, Kirk Cousins is

526
00:36:44.639 --> 00:36:47.280
still that mediocre quarterback. Like when
I picked Jordan Addison in this in this

527
00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:52.280
rookie draft. Part of my reasoning
about why I didn't want him is because

528
00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:55.239
Kirk Cousins is his quarterback because I'm
like, Justin Jefferson's gonna get hits.

529
00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:59.000
See, And that's the thing about
that team, Like you take Justin Jefferson,

530
00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:01.880
Justin Jefferson in a way, and
what does Kirk Cousin become, right,

531
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:06.280
right, Like in all honesty,
I agree, in all honesty,

532
00:37:06.880 --> 00:37:13.920
agree, But you take Justin Jefferson
and put him on the Cowboys. I

533
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:16.599
don't have the same confidence that Dak
becomes Kirk Cousins, Like I don't have

534
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:21.000
no I think I think JJ still
gets his Yeah, but it's not like

535
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:23.679
all of a sudden, Dak's throwing
for forty five five thousand yards again,

536
00:37:24.039 --> 00:37:27.840
he's got ce Lamb right, he's
not fucking doing it with him. Well,

537
00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:31.880
Ceedee Lamb put up what thirteen hundred
thirteen hundred something last year, just

538
00:37:31.960 --> 00:37:37.280
something like that. He did put
a wide receiver one went fucking crazy last

539
00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:39.000
last year, Like he showed,
he showed up for that team, and

540
00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:44.079
they still ship the bed. Well, that's they're the Cowboys, so they're

541
00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:46.039
gonna ship the bed. I can't
wait to see him ship the bed in

542
00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:50.760
person against the worst team in the
league, Arizona, just to watch b

543
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:53.559
Ward watch his team lose in person. I'm here for it. Yep,

544
00:37:54.119 --> 00:37:58.039
I will, I will, I
will streak the field. If the Cowboys

545
00:37:58.119 --> 00:38:02.480
lose that kid, they will tiny
schmuckling all they will, they will.

546
00:38:04.440 --> 00:38:07.280
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547
00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:13.440
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553
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554
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555
00:38:35.199 --> 00:38:37.119
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556
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:44.639
nice, crunchy deal pickle in the
middle of the night. Yeah. I

557
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:49.320
like del pickles too. I love
Dill pickles. Yeah. Would you do

558
00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:53.719
if somebody if Summer did that?
I don't know, I really don't.

559
00:38:53.800 --> 00:38:58.199
I don't have an answer. I
think I think I would go with it.

560
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:04.039
I probably, but I probably would
end up eating the pickle because I

561
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:06.679
love the pile. I love pickles. If the producer did it, I

562
00:39:06.679 --> 00:39:10.320
would probably eat the pickle while she's
riding me. Yeah. Yeah, okay,

563
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:15.039
So let's let's let's go back to
the football talk here. Let's wrap

564
00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:20.280
this, wrap this up with a
bow. Uh so last year, let's

565
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:22.000
talk about did you have anything else
for Fantasy one? I do? Okay,

566
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:24.800
go, I have one question,
yeah, because there is somebody that

567
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:31.119
I think, Okay, this isn't
a normal question. Let me ask this

568
00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:38.320
question first, what team do you
think will be a surprise to produce more

569
00:39:38.599 --> 00:39:45.119
fantasy players? More more like top
we'll go like top ten, top fifteen

570
00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:53.719
fantasy players than is currently predicted to
produce, so like the Jets are predicted

571
00:39:53.800 --> 00:39:58.519
to have Aaron Rodgers, Garrett Wilson, Breeze Hall, and Aaron Rodgers still

572
00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:02.239
being one of the last quarterbacks chosen
fantasy draft just isably because his agent people

573
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:06.480
are fearing that last year was the
start of the downfall and it wasn't his

574
00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:08.920
team, it was him. And
I'm gonna give you a little heads up.

575
00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:15.719
Brett Favre. Yes, he didn't
do great when he was with the

576
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:20.559
Jets, like the team didn't do
great well he but he still produced well

577
00:40:20.639 --> 00:40:25.559
as a fantasy football player. Just
to head up the first year that Brett

578
00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:30.079
Favre left Green Bay and went and
played, he bawled his ass off the

579
00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:35.360
very first year. So let that
be. Let that be said, right,

580
00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:39.880
man, that's a good question.
Uh, that's not projected to really

581
00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:47.119
be. Can you pull up the
other screen for me? The division?

582
00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:50.519
Yeah, I just want to.
I just want to see this. Okay.

583
00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:55.039
You know I'm gonna say it's gonna
be the Baltimore Ravens. Okay,

584
00:40:55.880 --> 00:41:00.239
because it's not a surprise because they
had a lot of injuries last year.

585
00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:04.360
But there's still a lot of doubt
going into this year for them, and

586
00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:08.239
I think if health stays on their
side, I actually think that Lamar Jackson

587
00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:12.719
can be a top five quarterback.
I think Mark Andrews will easily be the

588
00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:15.280
number two tight end, but could
fight Kelsey for number one. I think

589
00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:22.960
Zay Flowers could get Rookie of the
Year as a wide receiver. The only

590
00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:27.800
problem I have with Baltimore is I
think their wide receiver depth chart sucks.

591
00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:31.360
I don't think Rasha Bateman's that great, and he's already injured again. And

592
00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:35.480
then you have Odell Beckham. At
what's he going to provide right now?

593
00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:37.440
I just don't know. But but
I do think if their if their health

594
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:43.360
is good, that's a surprising team. All right, fantasy wise? Fair

595
00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:45.920
enough? Let me let me put
let me pull something up real quick,

596
00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:47.719
so I can I can give you
a couple. I can give you a

597
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:51.239
couple of my teams. Right.
So, I think the other one that

598
00:41:51.320 --> 00:41:54.719
I think that nobody talks about enough, and this hurts me to say this

599
00:41:55.599 --> 00:42:00.159
is Seattle. Okay. I think
Seattle could be an offensive juggernaut. I

600
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:02.719
think Seattle wins the division. I
agree with you as well, and I

601
00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:06.800
don't think it's close. I agree
with you as well. Yep. All

602
00:42:06.880 --> 00:42:08.559
right, So let's look up the
NFL schedule real quick, because I want

603
00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:12.519
to. I wanna. Have you
seen the Jets start to their year?

604
00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:17.480
Yeah? Their schedule? Yeah,
let's not talk about that. Let me

605
00:42:17.679 --> 00:42:21.440
let me pull up. Let me
pull up this team right here. Okay,

606
00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:25.000
let me see games. Okay,
here you go. Okay, So

607
00:42:25.159 --> 00:42:29.320
those are preseasons. So the first
one is going to be September tenth.

608
00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:31.440
Yeah, right in here, right
there? Yeah, Okay, the Saints.

609
00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:36.559
Okay, the Saints. They play
at home against the Titans. Then

610
00:42:36.559 --> 00:42:38.920
they play against the Panthers. Then
they play against the Packers, then they

611
00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:42.599
play against the Bucks, then they
play against the Patriots. They don't have

612
00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:45.760
a hard game until the Patriots so
far, so far, have I said

613
00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:50.440
any fucking quarterback that would scare you? No, okay, that's just a

614
00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:53.920
quarterback. Have I said any defense
that would scare you up until the Patriots?

615
00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:57.800
No? Maybe the Bucks, not
even I don't think so anymore.

616
00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:00.000
I think they fall off. Okay, Patriots, Right, then we get

617
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:04.320
the Texans. Then we're home against
the Jaguars. There we go. So

618
00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:06.719
that is right. Now, there's
two teams in there that I think could

619
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:09.639
beat the Saints. And then they
follow it up with the fucking Colts,

620
00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:13.960
and the fucking Saints are gonna be
a twelve win team this year. Yeah.

621
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:15.320
And then they get the Bears,
right, and then they get the

622
00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:20.639
Vikings, and they get the Falcons, they get the Lions. Probably they're

623
00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:23.440
home against the Panthers, home against
the Giants, they're in Saint Louis,

624
00:43:24.119 --> 00:43:28.400
depending on how many injuries Saint Louis
has, that'll change, and then they're

625
00:43:28.400 --> 00:43:30.039
against the Bucks. I don't know. Speaking of betting, what is what

626
00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:34.639
is the Saints over under win win
projection this year? Because I'm taking the

627
00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:38.639
over? Couldn't you taking the over? But their defense could be sneaky,

628
00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:47.119
their offense could be sneaky. Like
this schedule just fucking oozes yeah ooz is

629
00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:52.119
ease, yeah right, oh yeah, okay, oh yeah, okay.

630
00:43:52.719 --> 00:43:58.360
The other team, that's my NFC
team and here's my AFC team. Okay,

631
00:43:58.679 --> 00:44:01.239
so first games September tenth, right, uh huh. You got the

632
00:44:01.320 --> 00:44:06.480
Jaguars, that's a loss. You
got the Texans it's a tie or or

633
00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:08.639
a wink. You got it's a
loss. The Ravens, then the Rams,

634
00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:13.079
it's a loss. It tightens the
Colts, the Browns, you mean

635
00:44:13.159 --> 00:44:15.840
that, the Titans, the General
Titans, the Jaguars, the Browns.

636
00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:20.119
They're gonna lose at least one of
those. Okay, okay, The Saints,

637
00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:22.519
the Panthers, the Patriots, right, they lose two of those.

638
00:44:22.519 --> 00:44:25.119
I think your I think your Colts
calls here is terrible. Okay, but

639
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:30.280
here's the thing. Do any of
these defenses scare you. So, yes,

640
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:34.880
they might lose the game. But
the Jaguars D is good, The

641
00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:39.760
Patriots D is good, go back
up. The Ravens D is fantastic.

642
00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:43.239
The Ravens D is going to be
good. I do think they get blown

643
00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:45.800
out in that game. Yeah,
I do think they get I wouldn't be

644
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:50.280
surprised if the Colts only won five
games all year, but maybe six.

645
00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:53.039
But I bet you they average about
twenty twenty four points a game. I

646
00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:57.840
don't think so watch me that Kid
Pierce is going to be great. Their

647
00:44:57.920 --> 00:45:05.000
run game is going to be fantastic
with Kid Piers the wide receiver Alex Pears.

648
00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:09.119
Oh oh yeah, you think you
think that You think that uh Anthony

649
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:13.239
Richardson can throw it to him?
Yeah? Yeah, okay, I believe

650
00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:16.159
in Anthony Richardson is a gator and
his feet ye, but his his accuracy

651
00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:20.519
is fucking terrible. I don't think
it's gonna matter all that much. We'll

652
00:45:20.559 --> 00:45:23.480
find out. So those are my
two teams. Obviously I agree with one,

653
00:45:23.639 --> 00:45:27.719
Obviously the totally disagree with the other. Obviously, the Colts is a

654
00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:31.519
little bit of a stretch. But
the Saints, I think I think the

655
00:45:31.559 --> 00:45:34.800
Saints are the big one for me. I will, I will, I

656
00:45:34.840 --> 00:45:37.239
will go there. Okay, yeah, so all right, well let's go

657
00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:40.840
to the division pick here, let's
let's look and let's pick. Let's pick

658
00:45:40.920 --> 00:45:45.760
our division winners this year, and
let's start with the AFC. We'll start

659
00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:47.119
in the AFC East. So you
have the Bills, the Bills who won

660
00:45:47.199 --> 00:45:51.280
it last year, Miami, New
England, and the Jets. Buffalo wins

661
00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:53.119
it again. I think it's a
lot closer than it was so last year

662
00:45:53.360 --> 00:45:58.519
Buffalo finished thirteen and three, Miami
finished nine and eight. I don't I

663
00:45:58.559 --> 00:46:02.599
think Buffalo wins. I think the
Buffalo can win minimum eleven. Realistically,

664
00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:06.559
are gonna win twelve. I think
Miami falls off a little bit. The

665
00:46:06.639 --> 00:46:08.159
Jets come up a little bit.
I think both the Jets and New England

666
00:46:08.199 --> 00:46:10.719
both come up. I think the
Jets New England. I think New England

667
00:46:10.760 --> 00:46:15.239
stays exactly where they're at, not
not ranking wise. I think it's I

668
00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:19.000
think it switches. I think they
go nine, nine and instead of eight.

669
00:46:19.079 --> 00:46:20.960
Yeah, nine and eight instead of
eight and nine. And I think

670
00:46:21.000 --> 00:46:22.440
the Jets switch as well. I
think the Jets go ten and seven,

671
00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:27.519
and then Miami goes like eight to
nine and then Miami goes seven to ten.

672
00:46:27.639 --> 00:46:30.039
Yeah, so she makes that.
Okay, okay, yeah, I'm

673
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:32.960
good with that. So AFC North, Cincinnati, Ravens, Steelers, and

674
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:37.440
Browns. I think I think the
Ravens win it. I think the Ravens

675
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:40.079
fucking run away with this. And
that's that is going to be a controversy

676
00:46:40.159 --> 00:46:44.320
call, because Cincinnati is set up
to have a big year. But I

677
00:46:44.440 --> 00:46:50.000
think I think that the Ravens will
clinch earlier than people are expecting someone to

678
00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:52.599
clinch this division. As my previous
statement before, if the Ravens stay healthy,

679
00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:57.239
it's their division bingo. They're too
well coached, their defense is too

680
00:46:57.320 --> 00:47:01.719
good, their offense has the power. If health is there, they they

681
00:47:01.880 --> 00:47:07.639
almost beat Cincinnati. They almost beat
Cincinnati in the playoffs with a third string

682
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:12.639
quarterback if it wasn't for a fumble
on the goal line. Yep, Cincinnati

683
00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:15.320
didn't move on their first six games, six or seven games last year.

684
00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:19.039
They put up forty some fucking points
a game. I mean, that's a

685
00:47:19.079 --> 00:47:22.239
little bit of an exaggeration, but
it's not much, not much. No,

686
00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:24.320
Lamar was killing it and then all
of a sudden, all the wheels

687
00:47:24.360 --> 00:47:28.559
fell off. The bus Andrews got
her, Bateman got hurt, then Lamar

688
00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:30.840
got hurt. Nobody could stay healthy
on that team. All right, So

689
00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:36.480
AFC South, AFC South Jacksonville.
I think Jacksonville moves up and wins.

690
00:47:36.519 --> 00:47:39.079
I think Jacksonville will ended at like
an eleven or twelve win season. I

691
00:47:39.199 --> 00:47:46.679
think I think Tennessee sits about where
they are. I think Indianapolis sits where

692
00:47:46.719 --> 00:47:51.000
they are win wise. I think
Houston will nudge up a couple wins.

693
00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:54.960
I think Tennessee's passing game gets a
little bit better. I think Derrick Henry

694
00:47:55.039 --> 00:47:58.960
falls off a little bit. I
think this is the year. And I

695
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:00.960
still think even with that, they're
a seven and ten team, maybe a

696
00:48:01.039 --> 00:48:06.119
six and eleven, correct they I
think they look better than what their record

697
00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:09.440
is going to show, right.
I actually I feel like the Colts take

698
00:48:09.480 --> 00:48:13.719
a big jump up. But I
don't think anybody can catch Jacksonville. I

699
00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:16.360
don't think anybody is good enough to
catch Jacksonville. And I actually think Jacksonville

700
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:21.639
could be a competing for the Super
Bowl ticket out of the AFC this year.

701
00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:24.599
I definitely think Jacksonville is one of
the last four teams remaining. Yeah

702
00:48:24.719 --> 00:48:29.039
as well, Yeah, in AFC, AFC West. I'm interested in this

703
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:31.239
one. So you have the Super
Bowl defending champs, Kansas City, La,

704
00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:36.719
Vegas, and Denver. My personal
thought on this is La takes it.

705
00:48:37.280 --> 00:48:40.559
I think another team with health that
they didn't have health on their side

706
00:48:40.639 --> 00:48:45.199
last year. If health stays on
their side, the Chargers are a thirteen

707
00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:47.480
win team even with the shitty health. Last year they won ten. I

708
00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:52.400
think they can win thirteen or fourteen
games this year. I think Kansas City

709
00:48:52.559 --> 00:48:57.679
drops into that eleven win range,
maybe twelve. Vegas. I think Vegas

710
00:48:57.719 --> 00:49:00.159
will be lucky to win three or
four games, and I think Denver bumps

711
00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:04.719
up to I think Denver can bump
up to like that eight win I still

712
00:49:04.760 --> 00:49:08.599
don't think there's miracles that can happen
with Sean Payton because the question is is

713
00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:13.440
Russ really done? Yeah? Is
he done? Or was it just a

714
00:49:13.519 --> 00:49:19.559
weird year last year? Because if
Russ isn't done, Denver's defense and the

715
00:49:19.679 --> 00:49:22.960
weapons they have in Denver offensively,
if Russ can get back to being Russ,

716
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:27.519
they're a ten to eleven win team. I'm gonna say they're only gonna

717
00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:29.840
be an eight win team, though, I am going to tell you right

718
00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:34.039
now, this is the division that
I will stay away from in terms of

719
00:49:34.199 --> 00:49:37.639
picking what team wins what games for
the first five six weeks. Yeah,

720
00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:40.880
let it work itself out. Yep, one hundred percent. That makes sense.

721
00:49:42.039 --> 00:49:45.920
I have no clue what's gonna happen
here, because the Chargers should be

722
00:49:46.039 --> 00:49:50.880
better. The Chargers should have won
the division last year. They were hurt.

723
00:49:51.079 --> 00:49:52.599
They had a lot of problems,
Like, yeah, Herbert was hurt,

724
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:57.159
his top two receivers were hurt constantly, and the only guy that wasn't

725
00:49:57.199 --> 00:50:00.880
hurt was Eckler exactly. And Eckler
didn't score till like week seven ye and

726
00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:05.639
then he ended up getting double ditch
touchdowns exactly. So and they only finished

727
00:50:05.719 --> 00:50:08.880
four games behind the Chiefs. Yeah
right, yeah, I mean technically yeah.

728
00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:12.400
And I think both games they lost
to the Chiefs they lost by three

729
00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:17.760
yep. Denver. Denver should have
been fucking miles better than what they were,

730
00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:24.199
right, miles fucking better than what
they were. So I think that

731
00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:29.880
I think Kansas City ends up squeaking
this out. But I really do think

732
00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:35.679
that this is one of the last
divisions to actually get someone to come out

733
00:50:35.719 --> 00:50:39.119
of it, and it's possible that
we end up getting the one of the

734
00:50:39.199 --> 00:50:42.400
I mean, well, I think
it's guaranteed that we end up getting one

735
00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:45.400
of the wild cards out of this
division, possibly fucking two. Yeah.

736
00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:49.400
Well, and now there's more wild
cards. I think you're getting You're gonna

737
00:50:49.400 --> 00:50:54.039
get a wild card from the West. Yeah, the North and the East.

738
00:50:54.559 --> 00:51:00.079
I I have a feeling that we
don't get one from the East and

739
00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:06.000
we end up getting two from the
West. So interesting, it's possible.

740
00:51:06.079 --> 00:51:08.119
We'll see because Vegas is gonna suck. Oh yeah, Vegas is guaranteed two

741
00:51:08.159 --> 00:51:12.599
wins for each of those teams.
Yeah, pretty much, there's no there's

742
00:51:12.639 --> 00:51:15.639
no fucking Vegas defense isn't that great, and they their offense isn't gonna be

743
00:51:15.639 --> 00:51:21.920
great. NFC, let's go NFC
East. You got the Eagles who finished

744
00:51:22.079 --> 00:51:24.920
fourteen and three Super Bowl runner ups, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants,

745
00:51:25.000 --> 00:51:30.599
Washington Commanders. I think Philly repeats
as Champ. I think they'll drop down

746
00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:36.880
to like that twelve wink. I
think the Giants sit about right where they're

747
00:51:36.920 --> 00:51:39.480
at because I just don't think they
have the weaponry on offense to get any

748
00:51:39.559 --> 00:51:43.719
better than where they're at. I
think the Cowboys drop off a little bit.

749
00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:46.679
I actually think Washington had the question
with Washington, is their quarterback play?

750
00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:51.800
Yeah, they have weaponry on offense. I kind of like the exact

751
00:51:52.000 --> 00:51:54.519
lineup of how this division is.
I just think Dallas. I think the

752
00:51:54.719 --> 00:52:00.000
Eagles and Dallas will lose some games. So I think you swap where Dallas

753
00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:05.079
and Washington are sitting. Okay,
maybe maybe instead of the twelve and five

754
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:08.320
that Dallas finished with, Washington finishes
at eleven and six, you know what

755
00:52:08.360 --> 00:52:13.079
I mean? Wow, Okay,
I think it's possible. The question is

756
00:52:13.159 --> 00:52:15.400
quarterback play exactly? You don't know
what you get. Yep. Yeah,

757
00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:17.599
if you get someone if if they
get quarterback play where their quarterback is throwing

758
00:52:17.679 --> 00:52:22.400
for four thousand yards, their and
thirty touchdowns, they're winning eleven games,

759
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:23.880
yep, their money and they can
playoffs. Yeh agree, yeah, agree,

760
00:52:24.039 --> 00:52:28.679
But Philly still wins. They're too
strong NFC North, this division,

761
00:52:28.920 --> 00:52:31.760
I don't know. I wouldn't want
to touch with fucking Johnny Sins Dick.

762
00:52:32.199 --> 00:52:37.079
I mean, and this could be
like Riley Reid Minnesota is gonna win the

763
00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:38.360
division, dude, I mean,
let's just put it. Let's just say,

764
00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:42.159
look, Detroit They're gonna ship the
bet again. That's what they do.

765
00:52:42.440 --> 00:52:45.639
Green Bay, you don't know what
the fuck's gonna happen because their their

766
00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:50.239
whole team is in shambles. I
think I think Minnesota. I think Minnesota

767
00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:53.519
only gets like eleven wins this year. I think the Bears move up like

768
00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:59.239
to six or seven wins. Yeah, at least the question is can Justin

769
00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:01.159
Fields be I'm a better passer,
if you can become a better pastor.

770
00:53:01.159 --> 00:53:04.519
You're talking about ten wins, Chicago
Tea, thank You're asking a lot of

771
00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:06.960
kids. I think you are too, So I'm gonna say six seven wins.

772
00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:10.639
I actually like the exact I might
switch Green Bay in Chicago, but

773
00:53:10.760 --> 00:53:15.400
I like Detroit it coming in.
This is possible that Green Bay finishes last

774
00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:16.800
in that division for the first time
in a long time. Agree. Yeah,

775
00:53:17.599 --> 00:53:22.599
NFC South, I'm going with with
what you showed me. I think

776
00:53:22.679 --> 00:53:27.079
the Saints are winning this division.
I think Carolina comes in second, Atlanta

777
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:30.159
comes in third, and Tampa Bay
drops to the bottoms. Listen to the

778
00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:31.920
record. I think Tampa Bay is
going to have like a four or five

779
00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:37.639
win season. Best case scenario agreed
eight to nine, seven and ten seven

780
00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:43.639
and ten, seven and ten,
yep, yep, and Carolina was dog

781
00:53:43.760 --> 00:53:47.320
shit. Yeah. New Orleans was
dog shit and Atlanta was dog shit.

782
00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:51.679
And I think the problem for Atlanta
is all they got was bijon that we

783
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:54.559
don't have an upgraded quarterback. Carolina
potentially has an upgraded quarterback, we don't

784
00:53:54.599 --> 00:54:00.280
know yet. New Orleans should have
an upgraded quarterback with Derek Carr. So,

785
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:04.760
okay, and the schedule you showed
me, New Orleans is winning thirteen

786
00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:07.679
games this year, Okay, they
just are. Yep, they are.

787
00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:10.159
They're going thirteen and five. Yeah, thirteen and four. I think Atlanta

788
00:54:12.119 --> 00:54:15.480
Okay, I wasn't gonna say this
out loud. I think Atlanta has the

789
00:54:15.519 --> 00:54:19.880
potential to be to end up squeaking
into the playoffs. I don't think like

790
00:54:20.000 --> 00:54:24.239
a ten win team. Yeah,
correct, I do think. I think

791
00:54:24.360 --> 00:54:29.360
New Orleans wins this division because I
think they have too much talent. It's

792
00:54:29.400 --> 00:54:32.199
all going to depend on how the
coaching staff handles things. Right, They've

793
00:54:32.239 --> 00:54:37.159
got the easiest fucking record. There's
a schedule, there's no two ways about

794
00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:42.280
it. They should be a thirteen
win team. Yeah, they should absolutely

795
00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:45.320
be a thirteen win team. So
they should win the division. I think

796
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:49.280
Atlanta can flop their schedule or flop
their their standings around and end up being

797
00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:53.000
ten and seven, maybe eleven and
six potentially maybe maybe. Dude, they're

798
00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:55.599
getting two wins out of Carolina,
and they're getting two wins out of Tampa

799
00:54:55.639 --> 00:54:58.840
Bay. There's four right there.
I don't know if they'll get two wins

800
00:54:58.840 --> 00:55:00.480
out of Carolina. I think they'll
get two out of Tampa Bay. Okay,

801
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:04.079
you think maybe they go one and
one with Carolina? I think one

802
00:55:04.119 --> 00:55:06.880
away. Yeah, Okay, it's
still three. Still three, that's still

803
00:55:06.920 --> 00:55:10.119
three guaranteed wins. That's fine,
that's fine. So and then okay,

804
00:55:10.199 --> 00:55:13.840
so NFC West, you and I
kind of already let the cat out of

805
00:55:13.880 --> 00:55:16.599
the bag. Yeah, I think
Seattle wins the division. You think Seattle

806
00:55:16.639 --> 00:55:20.239
wins the division. I still think
sam fran is a playoff team, but

807
00:55:20.280 --> 00:55:22.480
I think they're like in the ten
to eleven win team. I think they

808
00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:24.239
drop off a little bit. We
don't know we're getting quarterback play. We

809
00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:28.440
don't. As much as I want
to believe in Bryce Petty, yeah,

810
00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:30.719
as much as it as being a
Niner fan, I want to believe that

811
00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:36.239
that's real, I don't believe it's
real until it until you see it really

812
00:55:36.360 --> 00:55:40.079
happen. Okay, there is something
about this team where Cardinals win two games

813
00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:44.239
maybe three max this year, hopefully
one of them is against Dallas when we

814
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go to that game, Uh,
Cardinals. I think I think LA will

815
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win some more. I think LA
will finish like a seven or eight win

816
00:55:50.239 --> 00:55:52.960
team. Yeah, but I think
Seattle's going to jump up to like a

817
00:55:52.039 --> 00:55:57.559
twelve win and sam Fran's gonna drop
to eleven, and they'll both be playoff

818
00:55:57.599 --> 00:56:00.039
teams and sam Franz is gonna be
more dangerous in the playoffs. But Seattle

819
00:56:00.039 --> 00:56:05.599
should win the division. Arizona's going
to be fighting for the worst record ever

820
00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:09.199
in football, hands down. Yeah, Like that's where they're That's where they're

821
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at, the Rams, the wheels
are fucking off, dude, like that

822
00:56:14.320 --> 00:56:17.239
that team might actually be right down
there with them. I'm sorry, it's

823
00:56:17.320 --> 00:56:21.039
possible. I don't. I don't. I don't fully disagree with you.

824
00:56:21.480 --> 00:56:24.960
See, I mean I could see
it. My instincts, my guts tell

825
00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:29.320
me Seattle is going to run away
with this division. I would not be

826
00:56:29.519 --> 00:56:35.599
surprised if them in San fran per
usual, comes down to the last couple

827
00:56:35.639 --> 00:56:39.000
of weeks and they're fighting for the
for the fucking division win. It would

828
00:56:39.039 --> 00:56:43.000
not surprise me. Yeah, Okay, I don't think that's gonna happen.

829
00:56:43.199 --> 00:56:45.760
I have a feeling that San Francisco. Something is going to happen to San

830
00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:53.239
Francisco where they fall victim to multiple
things like weird game endings, weird injury

831
00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:58.639
moments. You know they're gonna be
battling people that can't stay healthy all year,

832
00:56:58.719 --> 00:57:00.800
where like the guys like Christian McCaffrey
comes in and out of games,

833
00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:04.719
and like Bryce in and out of
games, in and out of games.

834
00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:08.480
I just feel like that's the season
they're destined to have do. I think

835
00:57:08.559 --> 00:57:13.519
they are a good team. If
you put all of them healthy on the

836
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field, and I'm guaranteed to have
that team healthy for the whole game,

837
00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:20.760
and you put them up against anyone
else in the division, or I mean

838
00:57:20.800 --> 00:57:24.559
anyone else in the NFL, They're
a top ten team in my eyes.

839
00:57:24.679 --> 00:57:28.400
Yeah, but I don't think that's
gonna happen this year for them. I

840
00:57:28.519 --> 00:57:31.719
agree that that's all I'm saying.
I'm not taking away any of the talent.

841
00:57:31.800 --> 00:57:36.559
I'm not taking away I'm not taking
away their defense, which is going

842
00:57:36.639 --> 00:57:39.239
to be good again, right.
I just think we're gonna see inconsistencies,

843
00:57:39.360 --> 00:57:44.800
injuries, and some a couple of
random fluke fucking plays that cost them games.

844
00:57:44.920 --> 00:57:47.639
I believe it. I can see
it. Yeah, and that's what's

845
00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:52.639
Seattle's gonna run away with that division. Okay, so fair enough, all

846
00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:55.440
right, Well that's a breakdown.
Maybe as maybe as it gets closer to

847
00:57:55.519 --> 00:58:00.480
playoff time, we'll give a playoff
breakdown. You want to throw out any

848
00:58:00.639 --> 00:58:02.599
like random ass like super Bowl matchup, just to call it right now.

849
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:13.159
Baltimore, Yeah, m hm,
say it, say it, say it,

850
00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:17.800
Baltimore and the Saints. Fuck it
now, Baltimore, Baltimore. And

851
00:58:17.960 --> 00:58:22.320
I think I think it'll be Baltimore
and Minnesota. Really yeah, yeah?

852
00:58:22.400 --> 00:58:27.199
Do you know how much you know
how awesome that bashup would be Baltimore versus

853
00:58:27.280 --> 00:58:30.239
Minnesota. Yeah, Purple versus Purple
and can be fucking great. It'd be

854
00:58:30.280 --> 00:58:37.920
great, dude, All right?
Well, uh, dads on daquel two

855
00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:40.599
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856
00:58:40.760 --> 00:58:45.199
E slash Dad's on dqueal you can
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857
00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:49.960
our socials. You can find us
anywhere you want to find us. If

858
00:58:50.000 --> 00:58:52.760
you want to harass us, you
can take screenshots of our podcasts and text

859
00:58:52.840 --> 00:58:55.480
him to us. You can do
that, sure, why not? You

860
00:58:55.519 --> 00:58:59.800
know, fuck it? What's the
worst could happen? Somebody quits I mean

861
00:59:00.119 --> 00:59:04.639
on whatever stad's on daqueal? Uh? Yeah, so episode one fifty?

862
00:59:04.760 --> 00:59:06.719
What do we say? Seven?
So I think, all right, we'll

863
00:59:06.760 --> 00:59:15.079
catch you next week. Peace out. I got a two party for you.

864
00:59:15.079 --> 00:59:22.559
M M. You know, I've
asked so many people what lgbt O

865
00:59:22.039 --> 00:59:27.199
it was supposed to be a Q
even though it says oh stands for so

866
00:59:27.320 --> 00:59:30.320
far, nobody's giving me a straight
answer. But you know, worse than

867
00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:35.519
that, I hate school shooter jokes. I think it's just because they're targeted

868
00:59:35.559 --> 01:00:17.639
at a younger audience. That's not
miss sh