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kind of fumble fucking around and just stick it out of the table. I
mean, I mean, I've always liked chewing gum, but and like,
I mean, okay, I have gum every once in a while, but
I'm having more gum lately. Yes, because I'm trying to just stop the
chewing and all of that stuff. So let's clarify for the people who don't
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thing, got it, nailed it. How is your week great? Yeah?
Fucking great. I got a promotion at work, like a full promotion
or a part time promotion. Oh no, no, no, no,
like full on promotion with no pay adjustment. I've had one of those too,
I've had one of those two. Yeah. So yeah. I went
from general compliance inspector to well, technician, sorry they call me a technician
to a construction manager. Cool. Yeah, construction manager of a multi million
dollar fucking project with multiple government agencies oversight and a lot of pressure. And
I was like, well, so the raise comes with this, right,
And they went, well, you don't have any of the certifications. I
was like, so then I can't do the job. And they're like,
well, but we really need you. We don't have anybody else. And
I'm like, my wallet needs more money. Cool sell, Like cool,
cool sell. I got, I got, I gotta That's kind of sort
of what I said. I I got, I got a lot of bills
that need to be paid, So, m what are we gonna do about
this? So we're we're working it out. We're working it out. It's
there's some weird intricacies with the way my company works. In order to get
promotions, you have to have certain like courses. Sure, so I got
a month to finish some stuff and then some other things will happen. But
ultimately it'll work out, and if it doesn't, then I'm not working.
So well, that's pretty much where it goes. Yeah, and there'll be
really stuck between a fucking rock and a hard place. So other than that,
that makes sense, not a whole lot. We're getting ready for the
kids to go back to school. They go back to school on Monday.
They thought they were doing homeschooling. They are, Oh they are. They
have a schedule yep. So the schooling, the curriculum starts on Monday,
like Premia Ra or whatever it is. Yeah. Yeah, so they've got
live teachers. They've got pre recorded stuff just dead teachers. Yeah okay,
well I mean in like actual live as in you can talk back and forth
and have a real conversation. It's not just yeah you'd be like, oh
what are you doing? What are you doing for class? Oh? I'm
here with Jonathan the zombie biology Like yeah, would it be brains? Yeah,
I could do that, I like brains. Yeah. So we got
we got everything set up for that. Uh, it's funny because the kids
think that they're gonna get to do whatever the fuck they want, and uh,
it's gonna happen. Yeah, it's yeah, you know, he's going
to watch them. It's gonna be a combination of like four people pretty much.
Yeah, it's gonna be interesting. So, uh, the producers staying
home the first week and she's gonna help them, guide them through the first
week and get them started through the first week. And she's been amazing actually,
like full full bore, all in, like focused, organized, on
top of shit. Cass has been pretty good with uh, you know,
keeping open communication with what's going on on her side of things and helping get
stuff set up. And she came over this morning and we all kind of
worked together, and it was funny because, like you can, you really
saw the different personalities in my kids. One of them was all about organized,
you know, organized curriculum. She was like, oh, CALLI,
which is my oldest She's like, where's my calendar or how can I set
this up? And she went in and she put a bunch of shit in
her calendar already and she's already typing stuff on her computer and getting ready and
Lily's like, where's my phone? Where's my phone? Don't on my phone?
Who's my teacher? What am I doing? And she's just kind of
like here and there, like she bounces back and forth, right, and
then there's Grayson and there's Grayson. And Grayson's first question, I shit you
not, how am I gonna color on the computer? And then and then
we were like, well, I don't know, buddy, Like we genuinely
get genuinely they don't know. Because we were talking about art class. They
have an art class on Friday. I don't know what the art class entails.
It doesn't give a description for it, so I'm really not sure.
But along with our class on Fridays is also PE on Fridays. So his
next friend with the computers next question was his next question was what am I
gonna do for PE? I was like, I don't know, dude,
maybe jumping jacks. I honestly don't know. There, like it might be
an aerobics class that you have to do. He goes, I gotta wear
spandex. I was like, yep, you sure do. So it's gonna
be interesting. There is definitely gonna be a curve. There is there will
with outed doubt, be some struggles, very much looking forward to because they're
gonna be hilarious. There's about it, you know. Yeah. So the
kid the kids went to uh went to Texas. We just got them back.
Fucking fly the kids went to Texas. We just got them back.
I asked how they how was our time? How was your trip? What'd
you guys do? Well, we were gonna go to We're gonna go to
Redneck Lake. And I was like, oh, you were, but you
didn't go. And they're like no because there were too many nails and broken
bottle glasses and busted up car pieces, car car pieces, and so mom
said it was a little unsie, so we didn't go. It was like
the name didn't give it away. The fucking name Redneck Lake didn't give it
away. So and I asked about the Redneck Lake and evidently it was like
the neighborhood had gotten together and filled this random hole. Fuck it. Yeah,
yah, yep, yep, like a gol. Yeah, it's that's
probably probably for the best. That's probably for the best. Yeah, So
how was your trip? It was good? Uh? We uh we had
a good time. The weather was pretty nice. It was really really hot
one of the it's not really hot, but human, right, yeah.
So I think one of the days it was like eighty six, but it
was like ninety five percent amenity. You're just fucking sweating, yeah, just
as you walk. But it was kind of cool because the town that the
biggest town closest to my sister in law is Lamars, which is where Blue
Bunny is is. That's their their home base. It's not very big.
It's still only like fifteen twenty thousand people, right, that's surprising with a
name like Lamars. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, so they had the county
Fair there, so it was cool to see an Iowa County fair versus a
king Our County Fair, right, and it was like much more structured.
The cattle and the like, the livestock, all of that was a lot
larger than what we have. Well, I mean that's their bread and butter,
right, Like it's all farmland of some sort, correct, So it
was kind of cool. And then their rides were also the rides weren't as
good as what we have, Okay, very more rinky dink. They're smaller.
Yeah, so but I tell you what, there was one one place
that we stopped and then we went inside to like one of the halls where
there was air conditioning to eat. But we stopped at this little concession place
and I got some pie and it was the pie there was all made by
some place in Lamars and then sold at this concession stand. Yeah, holy
shit, the pipe small town pies like that, yes, but it was
cool they have. So the last time I was there visiting my sister in
law, the day we were like leaving, their neighbors were moving in,
right, so now we're over there this time. Well there's a neighbor girl
who's thirteen and her brother's eleven, So it was cool. They pretty much
hung out with us the entire time we were there, which is cool because
then Alias had people to hang out with. Like he went to the public
pool there, which their fucking public pool makes our public pool look like shit.
Really, they have two slides that they they spent seven years doing fundraisers
to build this city pool. They had a regular city pool, and then
they shut it down and rebuilt it. And it was funny because after they
went, I asked Elias how was it, and he was like, it's
the wild West. There's kids doing flips. The lifeguards don't care kids are
running. I almost told the kids to stop running, but I realized that
it's not my place, and he's like, it's just different, and he
was like, but it was fun. It was really fun. So it
was it was cool. And then there's a speaking of man made lakes.
There's this place across the street from their town called the Lazy Age Campground and
it's actually an old rock quarry and the people that own it own the rock
quarry. It's still operating next to it. Well, they have turned this
one into an RV and cabin campground and they turned the quarry into a lake's
cool, and so it's really cool and they're really strict about the rules,
so it's really clean there. But it's cool. You could like rent a
kayak for ten bucks for an hour, paddleboard ten bucks for an hour.
We were talking about running a boat and it wasn't bad as like one hundred
bucks for three and a half hours for a pontoon boat. You could do
like three fifty for the whole day. We ended up not doing the boat,
but but it was cool, so it was a good trip. Though
it was fun. Uh, some night sucked as far as sleep goes.
But yeah, it's different. I mean, you were sick and then you
got that humidity. There is a lot heavier. Yeah, just a sleeping
situation. It was like like the peasant the peasant caught. It was like,
yeah. So one of the last nights that I was there, the
second to last night, I finally went. My son was on the couch
and I finally decided to go out on the couch with him. And there
was enough room for both of us because it's pretty big sectional couch. And
then I don't even carry because it was nice and cool out there. And
yeah, and then the last night I actually stayed at the cabin. My
in laws rented the cabin on the lake and it had a queen bed in
a room and then upstairs had two twin loft beds, and so Elias and
I stayed at the cabin the last night that we were there before we flew
out. Sleeping on cots tough, and I didn't mean air mattress, but
but one of the like it's a shitty air mattresses. Yeah, but it
was fun getting to, you know, be with the family and have some
good corn out there is obviously sulous, just the sweet corn and Maddie's husband.
His dad recently retired from farming on a large scale, but he still
does some on his property just for him and his family now, and so
he brought some sweetcorn for one of the dinners one night. Ridiculous, it
was so good. Well, jealous, it was good. It was really
good. But it was a good, good trip. It was nice to
get some vacation in. It's been a long time since I had a vacation,
so it was overdue. Yeah, it's been a while, but yeah,
you guys didn't take your normal Fourth of July this week or this year.
We did not. No, no, And we're staying home for Thanksgiving
because someone will be ready to pop by then. I know, is anybody
gonna come here for Thanksgiving? You know? I don't know? Yeah,
I mean other than her her parents will stay here. If not, we
should do a friends giving. We should do a friends giving anyway, we
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man, Well, speaking of that, it's a shit. It's almost the
middle of August, which means football starting, it is, and which is
pretty exciting. I mean, there was a couple of years where you and
I both weren't really excited for football. No, I wasn't sure how I
feel this year. But now I'm starting to get that itch and get that
excitement again. Yeah. I'm a little disappointed because I backed out of every
fantasy football league that I'm in, and I'm just I'm like, fuck,
And the one you want to get in you can't because there's no opening.
Correct. The one I'm finally like ready to get back into is the auction
league that you're in and some other friends are in. And I'm just like,
ah, fuck, wow, that's fine. Yeah, next year.
I did tell Chris who runs it, that if anybody is besides myself is
late on payment, it's a perennial person who's late on payment. Because there
are the people that are in that league, I said, you should just
kick him after this year, just straight up kick them, because you know
you can get it filled. It's only a ten man league. There's plenty
of people that will join this thing. So I'm excited for that though.
And I've been listening to a lot of the Fantasy Footballers podcast to like get
a kind of get ready for it, yeah and stuff like that. And
we actually had I'm in a dynasty league. This will be my year two.
Last year was the startup year. I'm the only American in the league.
Jesus, all all eleven others are Canadian. And I got invited from
Mike from scotch and Sports. Okay, so him, SuDS, Gerty,
and Jay who's now because Gerty's not really on the show anymore, but but
Jay is. They're all in the league and then other people, and so
it's kind of comical because there's a lot of shit talk. But I don't
really know a lot of them, so I kind of tend to tread lightly.
How do Canadians talk, shit, Well, they're pretty, they're pretty.
Some of them are pretty bold. Yeah, pretty bold. Yeah,
like it was actually pretty after no, no, no no, But I
usually pick at them about that. Yeah, so I took I took a
third place last year. Okay, So the way they run it is your
division changes every year. First, second, and third all get a division
and you get to pick your division mates. Shit. So obviously like first
gets to pick his first, then second, then third, and then it
goes back and then until the divisions are filled. Right, that's kind of
cool. It's kind of cool. So we did that the other day,
and then today was supposed to be our rookie draft, which is only three
rounds, so it's pretty quick. Yesterday I go, I get to work.
It's like seven forty in the morning. Most of these Canadians live East
coast time. There are a couple that live I think, or at least
one that I know of that lives Mountain. I don't think any of them
are Pacific on the Canadian side. And all of a sudden, there's a
vote to just start the draft as a slow draft and do it now.
Oh shit, And so all of a sudden there's a message. Eight out
of twelve people's majority rules were starting this thing. I'm like, okay,
oh shit, but you had twenty four hours o'clock. So it was funny
on my very first I think it was only a couple hours in and my
turn to pick, I picked tenth and they were like, no them,
you're up, and I was like, I got twenty three hours, get
off my nuts. Yeah, I'll pick when I picked, and then I
went silent for like forty five minutes just to ask with them. Yeah,
and then it made my pick. But yeah, it was pretty much you
take. I took what's his nuts? The rookie receiver from Minnesota. It
was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was who I took first,
Okay, yeah, so why can't I think of his name. I was
in a tough spot being at ten because I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure
what was going to be there, and that was my fear. Jordan Addison,
Jordan Addison, Yeah, yeah yeah. And then my second pick I
took, I took Chase Brown, which is a running back of Cincinnati.
And then third pick I took Tank Dell, which is the receiver that Houston
picked up I think in the third round. Yeah, he's gonna be good.
He might not be. Well, the nice thing is there, they
all go on my taxi squad. So when you do a rookie, you
can put them on your taxi squad and you don't have to touch them for
at all that year. After they're a rookie, you have to move either
drop them or move them, either move them in a trade, whatever.
But if you bring them into your lineup, you can't put somebody else on
the taxi squad from your lineup, so you to bring them up, you
have to cut somebody. Yeah. So, but but it was interesting to
see what was gonna happen with with that. But so you're not in any
fantasy league. Are you going to join like a free one on like ESPN
just to fuck around? Nope? No, nope, You're not gonna do
anything. Nope, nope. I'm just gonna watch football. I'm gonna enjoy
football for what it is. I'm probably gonna bet a lot, that's fair.
Okay, I'm probably so. I've been thinking about this. Okay,
so let's skip. Since you're not going to do fantasy football. We don't
necessarily need to talk any fantasy I mean, we can talk so like I
actually liked, let's do a combo. Let's do we didn't even talk about
this. Let's do a little fantasy football and a little bit of bet talk.
Okay with football. Okay, So what's your thought on fantasy football?
Now? Like we've seen, you've played for a long time. Yeah,
and you and I were in one league together. I just left this league,
so did you. But you just rejoined for one year, but you
were out for a couple But I had been in the league for thirteen years,
and when you left the first time, you were probably in the league
for twelve or thirteen years. I think I was in it for twelve when
I left, because you came in right after. I mean I was after.
Yeah, I was the one that got you into it. Chris was
I thought, well, oh no, it was Chris Chris. And then
because of that is how I got into softball. Yeah. Ye, the
fantasy football is how I met you, and then that's how softball started.
Yes, but it back in the day. So this league that we were
in, it was very grueling because it's twelve man, and it was a
broken snake, and everybody was well educated. There was only there was only
like one or two years where we had a couple people who weren't like,
who weren't as intense, right, but they got really lucky, Like they
got super fucking lucky with like picking up priest homes. Yeah, you know,
one year and you know, on a fucking whim. But it was
funny because for for years you would pretty much see all twelve picks are running
backs. Yeah. Yeah, and then and then about probably like six years
ago, seven years ago, you started to see the receiver starting to mix
in a little bit. Well, we need to talk about the draft itself
though, because the draft in this league is on like any draft I was
still yet to see. We call it the broken snake, correct, but
it's not really a snake. There's just no name for it. Well,
so, yeah, exactly, because what what you know? You go one
through twelve, correct, and and then you go seven yep, yeah,
seven through eight, sorry, seven through six or no, eight, I
think eight's in their first pick, yes, eight, and then seven is
the last pick in the second round. And then what you do is your
first round. Every odd round you move up to every even round you move
up to. So if you pick, if you pick eighth in the first,
you pick first in the second, yep, you pick sixth in the
third, and then you pick eleventh, eleventh in the fourth, and so
there's some really long waits. Yeah, Like so if you're if you're pick
seven, you're like, fuck, yeah, I'm picked seven. I got
somebody right in the great, great sweet spot, except for uh, your
second round pick is the last pick in the second round. Yeah, it's
kind of cool because it's like there are separates boys. Your weight is only
like five picks, yeah, but then there's some where your weight is like
sixteen or more more possibly more. Yeah, so it's it's kind of fucking
crazy. It's kind of it's kind of it really made it interesting because if
you wanted a player, you may had to reach a whole round ahead to
get them because because if you were on one of those weird weights, you
weren't getting him. Again. Yeah, so it's funny to see leagues that
are you know, traditional snake or now you have auction leagues too, but
yeah, we we've never seen you could not prep, you could not mock
for this and for the longest time. I think somebody who had like the
top like one, two or three pick didn't win. It's like the longest
fucking time, Christiansen I Mike right, yeah, yeah. The only time
I ever had number one pick, I came in second last that year.
Yeah, and I took ap that year. It's it's it's incredible because nobody,
nobody for that draft has a clear cut advantage. Like when you talk
about like your normal traditional snake draft and going one through ten, you go
one through ten, and then you go ten through one, and then you
go one through ten. You can say you can find reason for the beginning,
the middle, and the end to have an advantage over everyone. Yep,
Like you got your jubble ups, you got you know what you're gonna
get. Like, you can plan for that a lot easier because you can
say, Okay, I'm going to have this many picks before my next pick.
This other broken draft. Even though you can say I have this many
picks before my next pick, everybody has a different amount before that or after
that, so they their strategy changes, and a lot of things change on
the fly because sometimes you take fucking what was it, there was the one
year where we had five fucking quarterbacks go in the first round and a half
last year. Yeah, it was more than that. Yes, I had
to take to tell you how bad last year was for me in that league.
I was pick twelve. I was like, I hope I can get
Mahomes because there wasn't a whole lot of Mahomes talk going into the year last
year. No, No, his name was down on quarterback list and I
was super high on lost a bunch of people. He went at eleven,
So I decided I went Dalvin Cook at twelve. And then for my second
round pick, all of a sudden, another quarterback run happened, and at
that time having to go fucking Russell Wilson, I was just in the second
fucking round. Yeah, because because the league, Hurts was gone, Allen
was gone, Mahomes was gone, Burrows was gone, Rogers was gone,
Herbert Herbert was gone. Ye there, and then yeah, now mind,
this is because it was a super flex so you could start two qbs.
So that's why so many qbs. And he changed the scoring that passing touchdowns
were worth six fantasy points. Yeah, so you had you could start two
qbs and their passing touchdowns are worth six points apiece. Gee, I wonder
what the fuck is gonna happen in the first round. Yeah, And that's
why I backed out of that league is because that's why I left this year
as well. That league went from something that was like kind of semi traditional
two and and we did a lot of innovative things like that. Like that
was the league that we came up with the whole scoring system for the kickers,
because everybody fucking hates kickers, right, correct, We came up with
the scoring system for the kickers where you get X amount of points per yard
that you kick, So if it's less than thirty, you just get three.
Correct, thirty to forty you get three point one, three point two,
three point four, forty, four point one, four point two,
four point three, so on. So we did the same thing like I
did the math for QBS. I did the math for running backs and and
for wide receivers and tight ends for receiving yards and rushing yards to where you
got to you got an actual point total per yard that was passed, per
yard that was caught, per yard that was rushed. So it made things
a lot broader, and that was fun. Those changes were fun, but
then all of a sudden, it was like, well, there's two qbs,
three wide receivers, two running backs, a superflex, a fucking Then
then he took the tight end position away and you could put the tight end.
You can use a tight end with the receiver with the receivers, and
it just it became too convoluted for me. And yeah, so and then
oh the defense too. We did a bunch of shit on defense with scoring
two, Like we changed a bunch of stuff so that way, you know,
you were the defense was actually worth something where if you held, if
they held people to X amount of points and x amount of yards and things
like that. Yeah, and it made having one of those top five defenses
a legit help on your fantasy team, correct and and and that was that
was a good thing. So this year, if you, even though you're
not gonna be in a draft, do you see any advantage to where you
would want to pick this year? One hundred percent. I if I can't
get if I can't get number one, because I want Justin Jefferson, right
then I want to be I want to be somewhere out of that. So
and and it would depend on the draft, right, Like we're gonna let's
just talk about a traditional Snake draft, right, Yeah, let's stick with
that. Yeah, let's just go ten team, even twelve team. Fine,
Yeah, that's fine, we'll just well, we'll talk ten team yep.
But we're gonna go one through ten, ten through one. Right.
If I can't get number one, to get Justin Jefferson, because he's the
only one that I would, without a fucking doubt take it number one.
Okay, I don't like like if you get me, I think the problem
with number one this year, I agree with you to me, Jefferson is
the clear cut one. Yeah. However, if you told me you're gonna
go Chase McCaffrey or Cooper Cup, I don't think Tyreek Hill, any of
those names. I'm okay with you taking it one. I wouldn't. I
would not. I think Jefferson is the clear cut one, and Cup is
actually the next best option if his health stays. The only reason why I
don't like Cup is because I don't like the team that's around him. Agree,
but there's nobody to compete with him. And even when there was nobody
to compete with him, it showed that he's still gonna get his fucking yards
and his catches. True, I mean, if the guy catches one hundred
and thirty passes on a PPR, that's one hundred and thirty points without yardage,
without touchdown. What happens when Stafford gets hurt? Who the fuck cares?
Throw it to Cooper Cup? So to me, have you seen have
you seen Jimmy Garoppolo play football? Fair enough? And receivers still do fairly?
Okay, fair enough, you know what I mean? So so outside
of that, outside of that, I one hundred percent want to be in
the back end. Yeah, like you want that eight nine ten, Yeah,
somewhere in there, correct, I want. I want to double up
back there because there's, yes, there's a bunch of value above that.
But the problem is is that when you go to comeback around, there are
so many what ifs, There are so many questions about all of those people
that are around you. I would rather avoid that and just get caught in
the I would rather have two top fifteen players. Yeah then, because here's
here's let me let me throw this to you. I joined a free league
just for shits and giggles on ESPN. I ended up getting the number one
pick ten team PPR. Okay, Okay, I wasn't happy about it because
I'm like, if I'm getting the one, okay, I'm gonna be happy
with who I pick it one. Yeh. But but here's here's the deal.
You ready for this? So I went Justin Jefferson at one oka.
My next pick was not until the end of the second beginning of the third
back to pis. Okay, I'm happy with my first two picks. The
problem was, you know who the best available running back on the board was
for me at that point, I don't know Ramandre Stevenson. Yeah, that
sounds about right. So, okay, I like Remandre. But my first
two receivers I have Justin Jefferson and Garrett Wilson. Well, I mean like
I'm super happy about that exactly. Okay, Let's let's do this right.
So you you get, you get let's say eight nine or ten, right,
guys that are ranked in eight, nine or ten position or Stefan Diggs,
Cede Lamb, and Saquon Barkley. Okay, right. The guys that
are now three four after him are aj Brown, DeVante Adams. I'm I'm
I'm Saint Brown. Uh huh, I'm and Ross Saint Brown, Garrett Wilson,
and we'll just stop there, okay, right, okay, would you
rather have Justin Jefferson and who's now will go twenty or Belower twenty years below?
Right? Do you want Justin Jefferson and Chris Slave, Derrick, Henry,
Davonte, Smith, Ramonde Stephens, Stevenson, T. Higgins or Josh
Jacobs, right? Or or do you want your two cores to be Stefan
Diggs, Ceede Lamb, Saquon Barkley, AJ Brown, Davante Adams. I'm
on Ross Saint Brown and Garrett Wilson, right, like those guys, And
just looking at the names right now, I'm having trouble because I'm like,
man, I'd love to go Stefan Diggs and AJ Brown with my two picks.
Yeah, but then what my running backs are gonna look like? You
basically have to go to the zero RB route and take your rbs later stack
your receivers. But maybe not so okay, So let's say let's say all
right, so then it would be you would be getting someone in the in
like the forty rank, right, thirty thirty rank? Yeah, okay,
so let's see you could end up with Jalen Hurts. Yeah, you'd have
to go quarterback there, because who's your josh Naji Harris Joe Mixon right now?
Those two aren't bad. Breeze Hall, Yeah, they're okay. I
mean you're taking some risk with Breese Hall. I mean is even as a
Jet fan, I might stay away from that, right, But you still
got etn Yeah, that's down here. You got the kid that's that that's
getting into Detroit. I think it's just Jamior Gibbs. You know, you
could even get him. You can even get him on the second pick back
around for that turn. Yeah, you got Aaron Jones, who I mean,
they should lean on him. You'd think, I mean, they're gonna
have to write you would think, yeah, yeah. But but it poses
a great question because I I have gotten to live this draft because I got
pick one, and I'm okay with my team. Part of why I'm okay
with my team is if you look at the rankings of where these guys are.
Somehow so at one I went one, yeah, and then I went
at the end of the second, beginning of the third, and then end
of the fourth, beginning of the fifth. I don't know how both of
these fell there. But at the end of the fourth beginning of the fifth,
my back to back picks were Lamar Jackson and Mark Andrews as a stack
somehow they were both sitting there, and I'm like, oh, okay,
yeah, I'm happy with that, especially in a PPR. But but then
you look at it like where I had to go running back because this league
that I was in was pretty running back heavy. My two starting running backs
Ramandre Stevenson and Cam Akers. But I got JJ and I got Garrett Wilson.
Yeah, so it's like, you can't have all of it unless you're
in a family league. Dumb people I had, like, you might be
in a league with b Word, who's only going to choose Cowboys. You
know, he's probably still going to choose Zeke even though he doesn't know.
I just saw I saw a video from training camp and said Dak Prescott was
in mid season form already thrown picks, already throwing picks. Yeah, yeah,
Obi was the hand. It was the thumb last year. That's why
he kept throwing some picks. Now, that just sucks. He's terrible.
He I think he very well might be the most overrated player. I think
he severely overrated as a quarterback. Quarterback. Yeah, yeah, when you
when you can have an I I understand to a degree. I do understand
this. You know who the number four quarterback was. We're not talking fantasy
points, okay, number four quarterback last year based on passing, yards,
completion, all of that stuff. Who is number four? Kirk Cousins.
Kirk Cousins, and the guy still gets shipped on still. I said last
year in that fucking discord chat that he would be top three and I got
laughed out of the chat and I said, no, not by you,
not by you, and they were like, not even top ten. I
said, I'm not even talking to talk to ten. I'm talking top five,
top three, And they were like, really, hoo'sy blah blah blah
blah blah. Finished at four and at the end of nobody wanted to talk
about it. At the end of the year, finished at four. Dak
Okay, but he's still just a mediocre he you know, Kirk Cousins is
still that mediocre quarterback. Like when I picked Jordan Addison in this in this
rookie draft. Part of my reasoning about why I didn't want him is because
Kirk Cousins is his quarterback because I'm like, Justin Jefferson's gonna get hits.
See, And that's the thing about that team, Like you take Justin Jefferson,
Justin Jefferson in a way, and what does Kirk Cousin become, right,
right, Like in all honesty, I agree, in all honesty,
agree, But you take Justin Jefferson and put him on the Cowboys. I
don't have the same confidence that Dak becomes Kirk Cousins, Like I don't have
no I think I think JJ still gets his Yeah, but it's not like
all of a sudden, Dak's throwing for forty five five thousand yards again,
he's got ce Lamb right, he's not fucking doing it with him. Well,
Ceedee Lamb put up what thirteen hundred thirteen hundred something last year, just
something like that. He did put a wide receiver one went fucking crazy last
last year, Like he showed, he showed up for that team, and
they still ship the bed. Well, that's they're the Cowboys, so they're
gonna ship the bed. I can't wait to see him ship the bed in
person against the worst team in the league, Arizona, just to watch b
Ward watch his team lose in person. I'm here for it. Yep,
I will, I will, I will streak the field. If the Cowboys
lose that kid, they will tiny schmuckling all they will, they will.
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So let's let's let's go back to the football talk here. Let's wrap
this, wrap this up with a bow. Uh so last year, let's
talk about did you have anything else for Fantasy one? I do? Okay,
go, I have one question, yeah, because there is somebody that
I think, Okay, this isn't a normal question. Let me ask this
question first, what team do you think will be a surprise to produce more
fantasy players? More more like top we'll go like top ten, top fifteen
fantasy players than is currently predicted to produce, so like the Jets are predicted
to have Aaron Rodgers, Garrett Wilson, Breeze Hall, and Aaron Rodgers still
being one of the last quarterbacks chosen fantasy draft just isably because his agent people
are fearing that last year was the start of the downfall and it wasn't his
team, it was him. And I'm gonna give you a little heads up.
Brett Favre. Yes, he didn't do great when he was with the
Jets, like the team didn't do great well he but he still produced well
as a fantasy football player. Just to head up the first year that Brett
Favre left Green Bay and went and played, he bawled his ass off the
very first year. So let that be. Let that be said, right,
man, that's a good question. Uh, that's not projected to really
be. Can you pull up the other screen for me? The division?
Yeah, I just want to. I just want to see this. Okay.
You know I'm gonna say it's gonna be the Baltimore Ravens. Okay,
because it's not a surprise because they had a lot of injuries last year.
But there's still a lot of doubt going into this year for them, and
I think if health stays on their side, I actually think that Lamar Jackson
can be a top five quarterback. I think Mark Andrews will easily be the
number two tight end, but could fight Kelsey for number one. I think
Zay Flowers could get Rookie of the Year as a wide receiver. The only
problem I have with Baltimore is I think their wide receiver depth chart sucks.
I don't think Rasha Bateman's that great, and he's already injured again. And
then you have Odell Beckham. At what's he going to provide right now?
I just don't know. But but I do think if their if their health
is good, that's a surprising team. All right, fantasy wise? Fair
enough? Let me let me put let me pull something up real quick,
so I can I can give you a couple. I can give you a
couple of my teams. Right. So, I think the other one that
I think that nobody talks about enough, and this hurts me to say this
is Seattle. Okay. I think Seattle could be an offensive juggernaut. I
think Seattle wins the division. I agree with you as well, and I
don't think it's close. I agree with you as well. Yep. All
right, So let's look up the NFL schedule real quick, because I want
to. I wanna. Have you seen the Jets start to their year?
Yeah? Their schedule? Yeah, let's not talk about that. Let me
let me pull up. Let me pull up this team right here. Okay,
let me see games. Okay, here you go. Okay, So
those are preseasons. So the first one is going to be September tenth.
Yeah, right in here, right there? Yeah, Okay, the Saints.
Okay, the Saints. They play at home against the Titans. Then
they play against the Panthers. Then they play against the Packers, then they
play against the Bucks, then they play against the Patriots. They don't have
a hard game until the Patriots so far, so far, have I said
any fucking quarterback that would scare you? No, okay, that's just a
quarterback. Have I said any defense that would scare you up until the Patriots?
No? Maybe the Bucks, not even I don't think so anymore.
I think they fall off. Okay, Patriots, Right, then we get
the Texans. Then we're home against the Jaguars. There we go. So
that is right. Now, there's two teams in there that I think could
beat the Saints. And then they follow it up with the fucking Colts,
and the fucking Saints are gonna be a twelve win team this year. Yeah.
And then they get the Bears, right, and then they get the
Vikings, and they get the Falcons, they get the Lions. Probably they're
home against the Panthers, home against the Giants, they're in Saint Louis,
depending on how many injuries Saint Louis has, that'll change, and then they're
against the Bucks. I don't know. Speaking of betting, what is what
is the Saints over under win win projection this year? Because I'm taking the
over? Couldn't you taking the over? But their defense could be sneaky,
their offense could be sneaky. Like this schedule just fucking oozes yeah ooz is
ease, yeah right, oh yeah, okay, oh yeah, okay.
The other team, that's my NFC team and here's my AFC team. Okay,
so first games September tenth, right, uh huh. You got the
Jaguars, that's a loss. You got the Texans it's a tie or or
a wink. You got it's a loss. The Ravens, then the Rams,
it's a loss. It tightens the Colts, the Browns, you mean
that, the Titans, the General Titans, the Jaguars, the Browns.
They're gonna lose at least one of those. Okay, okay, The Saints,
the Panthers, the Patriots, right, they lose two of those.
I think your I think your Colts calls here is terrible. Okay, but
here's the thing. Do any of these defenses scare you. So, yes,
they might lose the game. But the Jaguars D is good, The
Patriots D is good, go back up. The Ravens D is fantastic.
The Ravens D is going to be good. I do think they get blown
out in that game. Yeah, I do think they get I wouldn't be
surprised if the Colts only won five games all year, but maybe six.
But I bet you they average about twenty twenty four points a game. I
don't think so watch me that Kid Pierce is going to be great. Their
run game is going to be fantastic with Kid Piers the wide receiver Alex Pears.
Oh oh yeah, you think you think that You think that uh Anthony
Richardson can throw it to him? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I believe
in Anthony Richardson is a gator and his feet ye, but his his accuracy
is fucking terrible. I don't think it's gonna matter all that much. We'll
find out. So those are my two teams. Obviously I agree with one,
Obviously the totally disagree with the other. Obviously, the Colts is a
little bit of a stretch. But the Saints, I think I think the
Saints are the big one for me. I will, I will, I
will go there. Okay, yeah, so all right, well let's go
to the division pick here, let's let's look and let's pick. Let's pick
our division winners this year, and let's start with the AFC. We'll start
in the AFC East. So you have the Bills, the Bills who won
it last year, Miami, New England, and the Jets. Buffalo wins
it again. I think it's a lot closer than it was so last year
Buffalo finished thirteen and three, Miami finished nine and eight. I don't I
think Buffalo wins. I think the Buffalo can win minimum eleven. Realistically,
are gonna win twelve. I think Miami falls off a little bit. The
Jets come up a little bit. I think both the Jets and New England
both come up. I think the Jets New England. I think New England
stays exactly where they're at, not not ranking wise. I think it's I
think it switches. I think they go nine, nine and instead of eight.
Yeah, nine and eight instead of eight and nine. And I think
the Jets switch as well. I think the Jets go ten and seven,
and then Miami goes like eight to nine and then Miami goes seven to ten.
Yeah, so she makes that. Okay, okay, yeah, I'm
good with that. So AFC North, Cincinnati, Ravens, Steelers, and
Browns. I think I think the Ravens win it. I think the Ravens
fucking run away with this. And that's that is going to be a controversy
call, because Cincinnati is set up to have a big year. But I
think I think that the Ravens will clinch earlier than people are expecting someone to
clinch this division. As my previous statement before, if the Ravens stay healthy,
it's their division bingo. They're too well coached, their defense is too
good, their offense has the power. If health is there, they they
almost beat Cincinnati. They almost beat Cincinnati in the playoffs with a third string
quarterback if it wasn't for a fumble on the goal line. Yep, Cincinnati
didn't move on their first six games, six or seven games last year.
They put up forty some fucking points a game. I mean, that's a
little bit of an exaggeration, but it's not much, not much. No,
Lamar was killing it and then all of a sudden, all the wheels
fell off. The bus Andrews got her, Bateman got hurt, then Lamar
got hurt. Nobody could stay healthy on that team. All right, So
AFC South, AFC South Jacksonville. I think Jacksonville moves up and wins.
I think Jacksonville will ended at like an eleven or twelve win season. I
think I think Tennessee sits about where they are. I think Indianapolis sits where
they are win wise. I think Houston will nudge up a couple wins.
I think Tennessee's passing game gets a little bit better. I think Derrick Henry
falls off a little bit. I think this is the year. And I
still think even with that, they're a seven and ten team, maybe a
six and eleven, correct they I think they look better than what their record
is going to show, right. I actually I feel like the Colts take
a big jump up. But I don't think anybody can catch Jacksonville. I
don't think anybody is good enough to catch Jacksonville. And I actually think Jacksonville
could be a competing for the Super Bowl ticket out of the AFC this year.
I definitely think Jacksonville is one of the last four teams remaining. Yeah
as well, Yeah, in AFC, AFC West. I'm interested in this
one. So you have the Super Bowl defending champs, Kansas City, La,
Vegas, and Denver. My personal thought on this is La takes it.
I think another team with health that they didn't have health on their side
last year. If health stays on their side, the Chargers are a thirteen
win team even with the shitty health. Last year they won ten. I
think they can win thirteen or fourteen games this year. I think Kansas City
drops into that eleven win range, maybe twelve. Vegas. I think Vegas
will be lucky to win three or four games, and I think Denver bumps
up to I think Denver can bump up to like that eight win I still
don't think there's miracles that can happen with Sean Payton because the question is is
Russ really done? Yeah? Is he done? Or was it just a
weird year last year? Because if Russ isn't done, Denver's defense and the
weapons they have in Denver offensively, if Russ can get back to being Russ,
they're a ten to eleven win team. I'm gonna say they're only gonna
be an eight win team, though, I am going to tell you right
now, this is the division that I will stay away from in terms of
picking what team wins what games for the first five six weeks. Yeah,
let it work itself out. Yep, one hundred percent. That makes sense.
I have no clue what's gonna happen here, because the Chargers should be
better. The Chargers should have won the division last year. They were hurt.
They had a lot of problems, Like, yeah, Herbert was hurt,
his top two receivers were hurt constantly, and the only guy that wasn't
hurt was Eckler exactly. And Eckler didn't score till like week seven ye and
then he ended up getting double ditch touchdowns exactly. So and they only finished
four games behind the Chiefs. Yeah right, yeah, I mean technically yeah.
And I think both games they lost to the Chiefs they lost by three
yep. Denver. Denver should have been fucking miles better than what they were,
right, miles fucking better than what they were. So I think that
I think Kansas City ends up squeaking this out. But I really do think
that this is one of the last divisions to actually get someone to come out
of it, and it's possible that we end up getting the one of the
I mean, well, I think it's guaranteed that we end up getting one
of the wild cards out of this division, possibly fucking two. Yeah.
Well, and now there's more wild cards. I think you're getting You're gonna
get a wild card from the West. Yeah, the North and the East.
I I have a feeling that we don't get one from the East and
we end up getting two from the West. So interesting, it's possible.
We'll see because Vegas is gonna suck. Oh yeah, Vegas is guaranteed two
wins for each of those teams. Yeah, pretty much, there's no there's
no fucking Vegas defense isn't that great, and they their offense isn't gonna be
great. NFC, let's go NFC East. You got the Eagles who finished
fourteen and three Super Bowl runner ups, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants,
Washington Commanders. I think Philly repeats as Champ. I think they'll drop down
to like that twelve wink. I think the Giants sit about right where they're
at because I just don't think they have the weaponry on offense to get any
better than where they're at. I think the Cowboys drop off a little bit.
I actually think Washington had the question with Washington, is their quarterback play?
Yeah, they have weaponry on offense. I kind of like the exact
lineup of how this division is. I just think Dallas. I think the
Eagles and Dallas will lose some games. So I think you swap where Dallas
and Washington are sitting. Okay, maybe maybe instead of the twelve and five
that Dallas finished with, Washington finishes at eleven and six, you know what
I mean? Wow, Okay, I think it's possible. The question is
quarterback play exactly? You don't know what you get. Yep. Yeah,
if you get someone if if they get quarterback play where their quarterback is throwing
for four thousand yards, their and thirty touchdowns, they're winning eleven games,
yep, their money and they can playoffs. Yeh agree, yeah, agree,
But Philly still wins. They're too strong NFC North, this division,
I don't know. I wouldn't want to touch with fucking Johnny Sins Dick.
I mean, and this could be like Riley Reid Minnesota is gonna win the
division, dude, I mean, let's just put it. Let's just say,
look, Detroit They're gonna ship the bet again. That's what they do.
Green Bay, you don't know what the fuck's gonna happen because their their
whole team is in shambles. I think I think Minnesota. I think Minnesota
only gets like eleven wins this year. I think the Bears move up like
to six or seven wins. Yeah, at least the question is can Justin
Fields be I'm a better passer, if you can become a better pastor.
You're talking about ten wins, Chicago Tea, thank You're asking a lot of
kids. I think you are too, So I'm gonna say six seven wins.
I actually like the exact I might switch Green Bay in Chicago, but
I like Detroit it coming in. This is possible that Green Bay finishes last
in that division for the first time in a long time. Agree. Yeah,
NFC South, I'm going with with what you showed me. I think
the Saints are winning this division. I think Carolina comes in second, Atlanta
comes in third, and Tampa Bay drops to the bottoms. Listen to the
record. I think Tampa Bay is going to have like a four or five
win season. Best case scenario agreed eight to nine, seven and ten seven
and ten, seven and ten, yep, yep, and Carolina was dog
shit. Yeah. New Orleans was dog shit and Atlanta was dog shit.
And I think the problem for Atlanta is all they got was bijon that we
don't have an upgraded quarterback. Carolina potentially has an upgraded quarterback, we don't
know yet. New Orleans should have an upgraded quarterback with Derek Carr. So,
okay, and the schedule you showed me, New Orleans is winning thirteen
games this year, Okay, they just are. Yep, they are.
They're going thirteen and five. Yeah, thirteen and four. I think Atlanta
Okay, I wasn't gonna say this out loud. I think Atlanta has the
potential to be to end up squeaking into the playoffs. I don't think like
a ten win team. Yeah, correct, I do think. I think
New Orleans wins this division because I think they have too much talent. It's
all going to depend on how the coaching staff handles things. Right, They've
got the easiest fucking record. There's a schedule, there's no two ways about
it. They should be a thirteen win team. Yeah, they should absolutely
be a thirteen win team. So they should win the division. I think
Atlanta can flop their schedule or flop their their standings around and end up being
ten and seven, maybe eleven and six potentially maybe maybe. Dude, they're
getting two wins out of Carolina, and they're getting two wins out of Tampa
Bay. There's four right there. I don't know if they'll get two wins
out of Carolina. I think they'll get two out of Tampa Bay. Okay,
you think maybe they go one and one with Carolina? I think one
away. Yeah, Okay, it's still three. Still three, that's still
three guaranteed wins. That's fine, that's fine. So and then okay,
so NFC West, you and I kind of already let the cat out of
the bag. Yeah, I think Seattle wins the division. You think Seattle
wins the division. I still think sam fran is a playoff team, but
I think they're like in the ten to eleven win team. I think they
drop off a little bit. We don't know we're getting quarterback play. We
don't. As much as I want to believe in Bryce Petty, yeah,
as much as it as being a Niner fan, I want to believe that
that's real, I don't believe it's real until it until you see it really
happen. Okay, there is something about this team where Cardinals win two games
maybe three max this year, hopefully one of them is against Dallas when we
go to that game, Uh, Cardinals. I think I think LA will
win some more. I think LA will finish like a seven or eight win
team. Yeah, but I think Seattle's going to jump up to like a
twelve win and sam Fran's gonna drop to eleven, and they'll both be playoff
teams and sam Franz is gonna be more dangerous in the playoffs. But Seattle
should win the division. Arizona's going to be fighting for the worst record ever
in football, hands down. Yeah, Like that's where they're That's where they're
at, the Rams, the wheels are fucking off, dude, like that
that team might actually be right down there with them. I'm sorry, it's
possible. I don't. I don't. I don't fully disagree with you.
See, I mean I could see it. My instincts, my guts tell
me Seattle is going to run away with this division. I would not be
surprised if them in San fran per usual, comes down to the last couple
of weeks and they're fighting for the for the fucking division win. It would
not surprise me. Yeah, Okay, I don't think that's gonna happen.
I have a feeling that San Francisco. Something is going to happen to San
Francisco where they fall victim to multiple things like weird game endings, weird injury
moments. You know they're gonna be battling people that can't stay healthy all year,
where like the guys like Christian McCaffrey comes in and out of games,
and like Bryce in and out of games, in and out of games.
I just feel like that's the season they're destined to have do. I think
they are a good team. If you put all of them healthy on the
field, and I'm guaranteed to have that team healthy for the whole game,
and you put them up against anyone else in the division, or I mean
anyone else in the NFL, They're a top ten team in my eyes.
Yeah, but I don't think that's gonna happen this year for them. I
agree that that's all I'm saying. I'm not taking away any of the talent.
I'm not taking away I'm not taking away their defense, which is going
to be good again, right. I just think we're gonna see inconsistencies,
injuries, and some a couple of random fluke fucking plays that cost them games.
I believe it. I can see it. Yeah, and that's what's
Seattle's gonna run away with that division. Okay, so fair enough, all
right, Well that's a breakdown. Maybe as maybe as it gets closer to
playoff time, we'll give a playoff breakdown. You want to throw out any
like random ass like super Bowl matchup, just to call it right now.
Baltimore, Yeah, m hm, say it, say it, say it,
Baltimore and the Saints. Fuck it now, Baltimore, Baltimore. And
I think I think it'll be Baltimore and Minnesota. Really yeah, yeah?
Do you know how much you know how awesome that bashup would be Baltimore versus
Minnesota. Yeah, Purple versus Purple and can be fucking great. It'd be
great, dude, All right? Well, uh, dads on daquel two
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