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a couple of NFL games, Yes, and now bet at the halfway point
this year as the Christmas episode of Saturday of Kate McKinnon, we uh,
he's drafted ten host of musical guest Mike Sroy has the lead it too,
as he got Timothy Challomaye and Jason Momoa. Danny, you nailed the Foo
Fighters little earlier in the year, and then I got Olivia Rodrigo. So
two one to one, Mike leads that with with people remaining, So what
the hell someone has just walked into the studio. Oh my god, it
is you know him? You love him. It's a famous adult point star
Ta T Boy even better, even better, I mean, as much as
we would love to sit across the table at a safe distance from te T
Boy, possibly with an umbrella nearby. No, this is much better.
Come on deeper, shake that tiny d What are you doing up here?
Friends? Good morning? Fans them much right on vacation. It's like watching
your friends run like a turkey trot or something. And then you turn one
of the last corners. You know you're getting near the end, and there
I am just holding a sign to inspire you to make it to the finish
line of this fine week of broadcasting you two have done. I don't need
a sign. I need some pickle juice. I'm catching a cramp over here.
How are we doing, fellas good? How are you man? Did
you know this was happening? I did? You did? I didn't know
this was happening. Is this my Christmas present? Surprise? Open up with
Mike here? Tear my clothing off. I mean it was a very loose
thing, but I thought it was like, why tell them? I couldn't
really think of things for the ghost Pepper Pavilion till late last night, and
then I'm like, I gotta send him to Kevin or Danny, and then
I remember you guys were if you you're doing an employee review today and my
name was attached to it. If you think I'm not going to be here
to just set fire to the Klamath National Forest, You're a damn fool.
I think that's a felony. But yeah, yeah, Like I was like,
oh, you're gonna play funny audio. Mind, yeah, I'll show
up for that. That sounds good. That sounds fun. Real quick,
a great segment before we get started. I want you to stand up.
I want to take a look at you. Okay, all right, okay,
let me see nice Okay, I just want to see you what a
man ask beef? I see your ass beef that I don't need to answer
the question is that meat? I know for I know for a fact that
is PURESD A grade a choice, American American ass beef. I just wanted
to see what the body of a man looked like that has spent an entire
week just torturing and putrefying himself with the city of New Orleans. Ah,
it's it's it'll almost kill you, man. It's pretty bad. It's good.
I mean it's so great and we can I don't know when next week
or whatever, and not that we need to do a massive review. But
you you just eat and drink that's sort of the baseline of everything you do.
And there's cool museums into a theater, I mean, all kinds of
you know, remotely cultured stuff and had a blast. But god, you
just drink a lot and then and you wake up and kind of start right
because like, what what's the plan for the day. So I tried to
like schedule a couple of things, like let's go do this, and you
know, the World War Team Museum was a big one. No need to
get housed before you go. You go there and that's a long you know,
you could spend all damn day there. So you know, that was
one where it's like, all right, let's knock that out and then let's
go with somebody to eat and you have a drink and then you get going.
But man, before you know it, it's you know, post midnight
and you're just still at it. It's hard. This is honestly, I
told Christina this too. I'm like, this is one of the first trips
where I just had a few moments where I feel old. You get challenged,
like it's like I shouldn't and I can't, and it's stupid to do
this anymore. Did you ever get drink so much to a point where you'd
been going at it all day and it's kind of getting late at night and
you drink so much that you're trying to find your hotel and the walk is
you know, you know the walk, it's this, it's the yeah,
no, no, because I have there were people doing that for sure,
but no, no, I was okay on that front. Yeah, I
was probably the most drunk people I've seen at once. There's probably just New
Orleans just yeah, Bourbon Street, walking through it and just going, good
lord, there's a boob here and there, and there's you know, you
see a booby, you'd see a boob. Well it is December, yeah,
in the streets NY. But it was Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday night
in the middle of December. Like it's all. I don't know if what
the most off time for the French quarter is, but that Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday has to probably be it. Actually, I think it's Tuesday. You
know, a lot of neighborhoods and Bishop bart says this, they take a
day off essentially. I think Tuesday is the loose New Orleans chill day because
they figure Sunday's Monday spill over there and there's a bunch of cool places that
were closed on Tuesday. But like we got there, Christina had never been
right. We got we land at maybe ten am and put our crap in
the hotel room and like, all right, let's just we were one block
off of Bourbon actually, so we were right in the middle of the quarter
hotel. Did you stay in the courtyard by Mary out? But I just
want a good walking distance. And it was again her first time there,
so I'm like, we're gonna do all the terrasty stuff and do some cool
stuff too. And we walked one block and there's just this man just at
ten am, just screaming, bloody murder on the side on the corner of
the road. Not injured, just hammered, just screaming. The first human
we saw. As I kind of prepared her, I'm like, it's pretty
wild here. It's fun though, it's a you know, whatever, you'll
you'll enjoy it. That was her introduction. Her first dude is just some
guy with crazy eye screaming like insane band. She's standing up in front of
hwe jazz beers. Yes, yes, she did see the huge ass beers
sign of like that. I'm like, that's a thing. Do you think
that would work in Dallas? If I know my next My next bar venture
is called huge Ass Beers. It would definitely work getting back in the game.
Lowist common denominator all the time, Huge ass Beers. We've been trying
that this week on the show. Low's common denominator really working. I think
we're seeing a spike. Quarter hours are flying in a lot of T s
L time slept listening. How was Christmas party? I wanted to ask about
that. Was there any Oh? Come on, Kevin went coat room corn
hole? I need to be made aware of the anatom was going on.
I don't think you can even say that that context on the air playing corn
hole in the coat room. It's Texas. We played corn hole all the
time. It's like it's our national pastime. Okay, next to pickleball.
You didn't go No, I couldn't. Okay, So I had the dance
floor. Yeah, you get out there, dude, tore it up,
cut a rug for man out and tore an ankle a little bit. But
you're like the dance floor marine. Yeah, first boots and then last off
the dance floor. The dance commander. He made it all the way to
the Eagles Nest from Normandy. I'm ready. That's a good time. BECA.
Don't know how deep those things were that they had on the beach at
Normandy. You know the big turrets on the top and I've seen enough,
but they're like ten levels deep with living quarters and all these planning and there's
a lot more people in there. And I thought I thought it was just
the guys with the guns on the top from the movie just from saving Private
Ride from the World War Two Museum. No, yeah, I learned well
from that and assorted movies, and you see him going there with the flamethrower
and stuff. But I guess the depth of it. I was just kind
of unaware. I had no a decent amount about World War Two, but
I learned so much more. Question. Oh, the Office Holiday Party was
fun, but I think the real Office Holiday Party will be The Office Christmas
Party movie. Okay, so those tickets haven't sold out yet. Apparently the
back sections got so close. Back section's gone. The first you have the
three rows that are kind of in the front. Yes, the first two
are pretty open, and the third is almost sold out. Okay, the
last close, Yeah, yeah, we're so close. We got no problems
with those back sections. Back section's done. It's just the fronts that get
you. And the fronts aren't even they shouldn't be considered fronts, but they
are just because they're technically in the front. But they're not like your standard.
Well you have the dividing line between those three rows and then where the
wheelchairs are. Okay, don't call them that wheelchairs. I just called you
said call them wheelchairers. I said wheelchairs. I just mispronounced it. But
no, if you happen to own a wheelchair that you have open seating right
now, you can secure great seats. Boy, the text machines lit up.
Now that Mike's bag. See it was just blinking dead for four and
a half days, and now we just took it off the hook. Fine
out. Oh my god, Melton, my face off, sir Roy okay,
fish fan mikey yay? Whoa again again Finally we were saved, two
from two different numbers. Was there fun at the Christmas party? Was it
awesome? It was cool? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, anybody looking hot.
There's more people there that I think I've ever seen in the I told
you I didn't. Yeah, that's right. That was just the thing.
That's while there's a bunch of people that you don't even know you work with,
really yeah, because people are just you know, some people like who
are in national sales just work at home, you know. But yeah,
it's cool. Could I have one second? Yeah? Please? Hi jj
hi Mike, let's say go ahead. No, I don't have anything else
on that. We should do our things. Who were not late though?
Right here, let's do our thing. Here is your Cowboys bills. Scorching
hot predictions from the Ghost Pepper Pavilion Scorching hot predictions. I want to go
before any I want to go before Mikey Danny's nuts again? Did he already
threaten? He's threatened, he's given. I got zero sleep last night.
I wrote these the moment I woke up. Okay, I'll go like mourning
picks. Hey, you didn't bring your computer because it's technically a vacation day.
Yeah. Do you watch the points though? You know? Uh?
I have six? Danny has three? Or three? Two or two and
one? Did I get a half point? For last week? I predicted
a double dung or field goal, but Brandon Aubrey hit the crossbar on kickoffs
twice. It was it twice? Yeah, he went to the game last
week almost was gonna tell you guys he wants a halfy for that. I
said, it's okay, it's kind of depending and JJ said no, the
listeners did throw this out. I never considered it. But the listeners are
like, do you get a half points? I'm voting yes, yeah,
okay, cool, you were you were the deciding vote. If did he
really hit I saw him hit it one kick off twice and then sixty sixty
and sixty and fifty nine, yeah, forty five and fifty two. What
did you look this up? Like the most? I think it's the most
yardage of field goals for four field goals. Okay, it was like a
half seven field goals. Yeah, that's the distance from here to the moon
of field goals, right, Danny hates it. But the crossbar twice on
a kickoff, okay, if that's impressive. And then just the yardage of
the field goals, man, I think we spill a point toward keviy or
half point half point all right. I'll forget to put it in the sheet
anyway, so don't worry about it. I'm gonna go first. All right,
all right, adildo will be thrown stop Kevin Prediction one. We record
these play back on the BA adildo will be thrown onto the field hitting Ceede
Lamb as he's lined up at wide receiver. The rest will stop play.
CD will pick up the phallic projectile and smell it as if it were one
of his fingers. Boy, bravo. Oh he just did the motion of
of the finger, sniff and point. But he did it holding a deal
maybe the highest rated TV game of the year. We need a dil dough
on the field, maybe my favorite one you've ever done. I was I
couldn't get it right, the dildo prediction, so I did abandon it.
Because that it's been all year, right, at least once a year,
we got the deal thrown on the field at High Mark in Buffalo. Every
time it's gotta happen. It's gotta If Dildo Man was saving saving himself for
one game, it's gotta be this Sunday abstinence Kevin Prediction two. After Troy
Ekman's Monday night football rant on officiating, Greg Olsen decides he needs to one
up him, going on a rant against the crew chief and claiming that he
knows where the crew chief lives and knows where he sleeps, and he swears
to God his mother will cry when he sees what he's done to him.
Greg Olsen, Wow, Okay, Troy was pissed at their officiating on Monday
football. Mikey, and you might have been serious. We were watching the
Dolphins on Monday Night football and I was locked into the Packers and our team
sucked on Monday nine. Yeah, gosh was brutal? Was Troy on your
game on the Packers? Yeah? Okay. I was at a place with
no audio, so I couldn't hear any of that, But I did listen
to some podcasts posted and I did skip over that one. It was a
little sportsy for me. Yeah. Sorry, But you guys did a great
job the first four days of this week. Thank you welcome. We'll see
if we can finish it off today. Well, we will uh come up
at nine to Mike Troy performer trivia Kevin Prediction three. The broadcast will oddly
air a Cole Beasley tribute honoring the former player for his years with both franchises,
and then little baby KK will slip up and get a little political thanking
Cole Beasley for telling the truth about the COVID vaccine. Little baby Cake.
We're gonna learn a lot about the Fox A team this weekend. Yeah,
towards the end of the year, they get wild. It's just I will
remember you with cutshots of cold Beasley play in for the Cowboys and the Bills
and then goes off into a political editorial. I mean it is on Fox,
so you know, of course, it could be a mandate from up
above, not afraid to say what he thinks, and we appreciate that here
on Fox. I think it's more unlikely that there'll be a col Beasley tribute.
It would be for Kevin Burkhardt to say something about the COVID vaccine.
All right, I'm done. I'm ready taking the rest of the segment off.
Go number one, can't believe you're here? Yeah, so weird.
I like to see these live Number one Cowboys, Bills, Ghost Pepper Pavilion
predictions. There will be a surprise halftime show featuring the unlikely collaboration of Zz
Top and Bad Bunny, where they will perform a reggae version of radio Heads
Weird Fishes. Well, I won't miss that either. There Bad Bunny and
z z tah, I can't even do it. Number two Bill's quarterback Josh
Allen will be fined for a carefully organized yet bizarre end zone celebration that involves
a keg stand motor boating, a female fan, and a reading of an
original poem titled why I Like Boobies? Okay, how do you read it?
He gets bobs and it's a hot, hot, hot. Next to
the referee with the microphone on, he grabs his lob just a second,
everything all right, but something to say? Okay a number three. The
game will be interrupted by a shocking, breaking new announcement over the PA Stadium
PA, where America will learn for the first time in eighty four years that
Germany has invaded Poland. God okay, shocking World War two bit of news
that finally reaches yeahs buff Western New York. Yeah, I happen to have
one on that in that direction too. If there was a time to tell
people would be when forty five million people are watching on TV attached high Mark
Stadium. No, no, no, well, I think you guys misheard
what I said. This is happening again for the first time in eighty four
years. Germany is going to invade Poland again. This is announcement the original.
No, no, no, this is happening again. Wow, we
are on the brink. We're on the same page, dandy. All right,
here's my three live Vacation Day predictions. First one, we're trying.
We're going. We're just trying to get one here bombs away in this epic
shootout Joshua Patrick Allen and rain Dakota Prescott. We'll combine for over seven hundred
and fifty passing yards. Yeah, so three twenty five apiece. No,
that's six Fifty's not even there yet. You're looking at a four hundred and
a three fifty. Damn. Don't worry. We spiral. Prediction two.
Little baby KK will be caught on a hot mic, unaware that Fox is
already back from commercial break, saying more like Muffalo to the Gregnator while he
holds the number two in front of his flicking tongue while they both laugh hysterically.
I hope it's caught during that awkward silence after the cold Beasley tribute,
and then he clears his throat and awkwardly promotes Crapopolis tonight at seven o'clock do
you hear the copy the pages? Rustling gets a premiere of The Mess.
Singer John Oats is the Grass Opera last week John Oates was he really?
I think? So? Are you serious? You can't make that up?
I think he was. You cannot make that up? All right? Prediction
three, During this game in Buffalo, which borders Canada, the Royal Canadian
Mounted Police will invade high Mark Stadium on horseback and claim the entire city as
their own, kicking off a decades long war between our two nations that will
end in twenty fifty seven with President Baron Trump nuking all of North America.
He's tall, He's about six to nine. So we're gonna have to wait
like twenty five years for you to get your point. I'll take a half
point. But if RCMP invades high Mark and claims Buffalo as now a Canadian
city, so I'll take a half point with a half point waiting until twenty
fifty seven. Okay, what if? What if that half point is the
deciding points this thing? And who has to use the foot the foot phone
case? We have to wait thirty five years? A little bit of house
cleaning. Jonas was the ant eater. Oh, is he got that wrong?
Man? Eater and eater makes sense? That's good. That should be
the punishment. The loser has to watch all episodes of the Mass Singer and
Report of all Time. Hand me the rubber foot. We should do a
Mass Singer draft. Who are the spare celebrities that will be on the next
say interesting coincide with their sn L draft? Well, great work, fellas.
I think potential to get a lot of points yea or none because there's
gonna be a lot of war god, and the dumbest one might be that
Bad Bunny and Zzy Top are going to hang out Weird Fishes a reggae version,
so dumb cake stands celebration too. There's a lot there. All right,
we'll come on next week. It didn't use the Morning News. I
guess yes. The fast food drive through experience is about to get real creepy. Oh