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Friday Morning everyone, smallday down beat
here just goofing. This is Dynamico BTS

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just knowledge for you. This is
butter This is butter by BTS told you

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not even close. Keo very well, I knew I recognized the voice of

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John Kook. Okay, now we
did a picture Glenn yesterday. We picked

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a couple of NFL games, Yes, and now bet at the halfway point

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this year as the Christmas episode of
Saturday of Kate McKinnon, we uh,

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he's drafted ten host of musical guest
Mike Sroy has the lead it too,

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as he got Timothy Challomaye and Jason
Momoa. Danny, you nailed the Foo

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Fighters little earlier in the year,
and then I got Olivia Rodrigo. So

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two one to one, Mike leads
that with with people remaining, So what

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the hell someone has just walked into
the studio. Oh my god, it

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is you know him? You love
him. It's a famous adult point star

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Ta T Boy even better, even
better, I mean, as much as

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we would love to sit across the
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Boy, possibly with an umbrella nearby. No, this is much better.

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Come on deeper, shake that tiny
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Friends? Good morning? Fans them
much right on vacation. It's like watching

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your friends run like a turkey trot
or something. And then you turn one

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of the last corners. You know
you're getting near the end, and there

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I am just holding a sign to
inspire you to make it to the finish

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line of this fine week of broadcasting
you two have done. I don't need

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a sign. I need some pickle
juice. I'm catching a cramp over here.

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How are we doing, fellas good? How are you man? Did

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you know this was happening? I
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this was happening. Is this my
Christmas present? Surprise? Open up with

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Mike here? Tear my clothing off. I mean it was a very loose

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thing, but I thought it was
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really think of things for the ghost
Pepper Pavilion till late last night, and

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then I'm like, I gotta send
him to Kevin or Danny, and then

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I remember you guys were if you
you're doing an employee review today and my

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name was attached to it. If
you think I'm not going to be here

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to just set fire to the Klamath
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I think that's a felony. But
yeah, yeah, Like I was like,

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oh, you're gonna play funny audio. Mind, yeah, I'll show

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up for that. That sounds good. That sounds fun. Real quick,

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a great segment before we get started. I want you to stand up.

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I want to take a look at
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let me see nice Okay, I
just want to see you what a

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man ask beef? I see your
ass beef that I don't need to answer

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the question is that meat? I
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is PURESD A grade a choice,
American American ass beef. I just wanted

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to see what the body of a
man looked like that has spent an entire

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week just torturing and putrefying himself with
the city of New Orleans. Ah,

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it's it's it'll almost kill you,
man. It's pretty bad. It's good.

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I mean it's so great and we
can I don't know when next week

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or whatever, and not that we
need to do a massive review. But

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you you just eat and drink that's
sort of the baseline of everything you do.

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And there's cool museums into a theater, I mean, all kinds of

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you know, remotely cultured stuff and
had a blast. But god, you

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just drink a lot and then and
you wake up and kind of start right

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because like, what what's the plan
for the day. So I tried to

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like schedule a couple of things,
like let's go do this, and you

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know, the World War Team Museum
was a big one. No need to

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get housed before you go. You
go there and that's a long you know,

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you could spend all damn day there. So you know, that was

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one where it's like, all right, let's knock that out and then let's

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go with somebody to eat and you
have a drink and then you get going.

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But man, before you know it, it's you know, post midnight

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and you're just still at it.
It's hard. This is honestly, I

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told Christina this too. I'm like, this is one of the first trips

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where I just had a few moments
where I feel old. You get challenged,

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like it's like I shouldn't and I
can't, and it's stupid to do

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this anymore. Did you ever get
drink so much to a point where you'd

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been going at it all day and
it's kind of getting late at night and

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you drink so much that you're trying
to find your hotel and the walk is

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you know, you know the walk, it's this, it's the yeah,

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no, no, because I have
there were people doing that for sure,

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but no, no, I was
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was probably the most drunk people I've
seen at once. There's probably just New

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Orleans just yeah, Bourbon Street,
walking through it and just going, good

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lord, there's a boob here and
there, and there's you know, you

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see a booby, you'd see a
boob. Well it is December, yeah,

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in the streets NY. But it
was Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday night

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in the middle of December. Like
it's all. I don't know if what

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the most off time for the French
quarter is, but that Monday, Tuesday

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Wednesday has to probably be it.
Actually, I think it's Tuesday. You

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know, a lot of neighborhoods and
Bishop bart says this, they take a

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day off essentially. I think Tuesday
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they figure Sunday's Monday spill over there
and there's a bunch of cool places that

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were closed on Tuesday. But like
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right. We got we land at
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the hotel room and like, all
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off of Bourbon actually, so we
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hotel. Did you stay in the
courtyard by Mary out? But I just

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want a good walking distance. And
it was again her first time there,

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so I'm like, we're gonna do
all the terrasty stuff and do some cool

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stuff too. And we walked one
block and there's just this man just at

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ten am, just screaming, bloody
murder on the side on the corner of

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the road. Not injured, just
hammered, just screaming. The first human

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we saw. As I kind of
prepared her, I'm like, it's pretty

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wild here. It's fun though,
it's a you know, whatever, you'll

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you'll enjoy it. That was her
introduction. Her first dude is just some

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guy with crazy eye screaming like insane
band. She's standing up in front of

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hwe jazz beers. Yes, yes, she did see the huge ass beers

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sign of like that. I'm like, that's a thing. Do you think

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that would work in Dallas? If
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is called huge Ass Beers. It
would definitely work getting back in the game.

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Lowist common denominator all the time,
Huge ass Beers. We've been trying

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that this week on the show.
Low's common denominator really working. I think

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we're seeing a spike. Quarter hours
are flying in a lot of T s

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L time slept listening. How was
Christmas party? I wanted to ask about

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that. Was there any Oh?
Come on, Kevin went coat room corn

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hole? I need to be made
aware of the anatom was going on.

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I don't think you can even say
that that context on the air playing corn

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hole in the coat room. It's
Texas. We played corn hole all the

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time. It's like it's our national
pastime. Okay, next to pickleball.

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You didn't go No, I couldn't. Okay, So I had the dance

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floor. Yeah, you get out
there, dude, tore it up,

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cut a rug for man out and
tore an ankle a little bit. But

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you're like the dance floor marine.
Yeah, first boots and then last off

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the dance floor. The dance commander. He made it all the way to

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the Eagles Nest from Normandy. I'm
ready. That's a good time. BECA.

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Don't know how deep those things were
that they had on the beach at

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Normandy. You know the big turrets
on the top and I've seen enough,

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but they're like ten levels deep with
living quarters and all these planning and there's

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a lot more people in there.
And I thought I thought it was just

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the guys with the guns on the
top from the movie just from saving Private

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Ride from the World War Two Museum. No, yeah, I learned well

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from that and assorted movies, and
you see him going there with the flamethrower

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and stuff. But I guess the
depth of it. I was just kind

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of unaware. I had no a
decent amount about World War Two, but

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I learned so much more. Question. Oh, the Office Holiday Party was

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fun, but I think the real
Office Holiday Party will be The Office Christmas

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Party movie. Okay, so those
tickets haven't sold out yet. Apparently the

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back sections got so close. Back
section's gone. The first you have the

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three rows that are kind of in
the front. Yes, the first two

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are pretty open, and the third
is almost sold out. Okay, the

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last close, Yeah, yeah,
we're so close. We got no problems

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with those back sections. Back section's
done. It's just the fronts that get

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you. And the fronts aren't even
they shouldn't be considered fronts, but they

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are just because they're technically in the
front. But they're not like your standard.

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Well you have the dividing line between
those three rows and then where the

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wheelchairs are. Okay, don't call
them that wheelchairs. I just called you

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said call them wheelchairers. I said
wheelchairs. I just mispronounced it. But

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no, if you happen to own
a wheelchair that you have open seating right

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now, you can secure great seats. Boy, the text machines lit up.

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Now that Mike's bag. See it
was just blinking dead for four and

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a half days, and now we
just took it off the hook. Fine

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out. Oh my god, Melton, my face off, sir Roy okay,

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fish fan mikey yay? Whoa again
again Finally we were saved, two

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from two different numbers. Was there
fun at the Christmas party? Was it

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awesome? It was cool? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, anybody looking hot.

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There's more people there that I think
I've ever seen in the I told

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you I didn't. Yeah, that's
right. That was just the thing.

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That's while there's a bunch of people
that you don't even know you work with,

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really yeah, because people are just
you know, some people like who

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are in national sales just work at
home, you know. But yeah,

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it's cool. Could I have one
second? Yeah? Please? Hi jj

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hi Mike, let's say go ahead. No, I don't have anything else

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on that. We should do our
things. Who were not late though?

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Right here, let's do our thing. Here is your Cowboys bills. Scorching

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hot predictions from the Ghost Pepper Pavilion
Scorching hot predictions. I want to go

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before any I want to go before
Mikey Danny's nuts again? Did he already

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threaten? He's threatened, he's given. I got zero sleep last night.

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I wrote these the moment I woke
up. Okay, I'll go like mourning

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picks. Hey, you didn't bring
your computer because it's technically a vacation day.

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Yeah. Do you watch the points
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I have six? Danny has three? Or three? Two or two and

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one? Did I get a half
point? For last week? I predicted

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a double dung or field goal,
but Brandon Aubrey hit the crossbar on kickoffs

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twice. It was it twice?
Yeah, he went to the game last

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week almost was gonna tell you guys
he wants a halfy for that. I

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said, it's okay, it's kind
of depending and JJ said no, the

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listeners did throw this out. I
never considered it. But the listeners are

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like, do you get a half
points? I'm voting yes, yeah,

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okay, cool, you were you
were the deciding vote. If did he

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really hit I saw him hit it
one kick off twice and then sixty sixty

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and sixty and fifty nine, yeah, forty five and fifty two. What

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did you look this up? Like
the most? I think it's the most

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yardage of field goals for four field
goals. Okay, it was like a

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half seven field goals. Yeah,
that's the distance from here to the moon

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of field goals, right, Danny
hates it. But the crossbar twice on

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a kickoff, okay, if that's
impressive. And then just the yardage of

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the field goals, man, I
think we spill a point toward keviy or

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half point half point all right.
I'll forget to put it in the sheet

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anyway, so don't worry about it. I'm gonna go first. All right,

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all right, adildo will be thrown
stop Kevin Prediction one. We record

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these play back on the BA adildo
will be thrown onto the field hitting Ceede

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Lamb as he's lined up at wide
receiver. The rest will stop play.

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CD will pick up the phallic projectile
and smell it as if it were one

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of his fingers. Boy, bravo. Oh he just did the motion of

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of the finger, sniff and point. But he did it holding a deal

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maybe the highest rated TV game of
the year. We need a dil dough

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on the field, maybe my favorite
one you've ever done. I was I

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couldn't get it right, the dildo
prediction, so I did abandon it.

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Because that it's been all year,
right, at least once a year,

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we got the deal thrown on the
field at High Mark in Buffalo. Every

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time it's gotta happen. It's gotta
If Dildo Man was saving saving himself for

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one game, it's gotta be this
Sunday abstinence Kevin Prediction two. After Troy

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Ekman's Monday night football rant on officiating, Greg Olsen decides he needs to one

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up him, going on a rant
against the crew chief and claiming that he

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knows where the crew chief lives and
knows where he sleeps, and he swears

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to God his mother will cry when
he sees what he's done to him.

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Greg Olsen, Wow, Okay,
Troy was pissed at their officiating on Monday

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football. Mikey, and you might
have been serious. We were watching the

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Dolphins on Monday Night football and I
was locked into the Packers and our team

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sucked on Monday nine. Yeah,
gosh was brutal? Was Troy on your

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game on the Packers? Yeah?
Okay. I was at a place with

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no audio, so I couldn't hear
any of that, But I did listen

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to some podcasts posted and I did
skip over that one. It was a

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little sportsy for me. Yeah.
Sorry, But you guys did a great

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job the first four days of this
week. Thank you welcome. We'll see

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if we can finish it off today. Well, we will uh come up

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at nine to Mike Troy performer trivia
Kevin Prediction three. The broadcast will oddly

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air a Cole Beasley tribute honoring the
former player for his years with both franchises,

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and then little baby KK will slip
up and get a little political thanking

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Cole Beasley for telling the truth about
the COVID vaccine. Little baby Cake.

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We're gonna learn a lot about the
Fox A team this weekend. Yeah,

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towards the end of the year,
they get wild. It's just I will

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remember you with cutshots of cold Beasley
play in for the Cowboys and the Bills

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and then goes off into a political
editorial. I mean it is on Fox,

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so you know, of course,
it could be a mandate from up

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above, not afraid to say what
he thinks, and we appreciate that here

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on Fox. I think it's more
unlikely that there'll be a col Beasley tribute.

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It would be for Kevin Burkhardt to
say something about the COVID vaccine.

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All right, I'm done. I'm
ready taking the rest of the segment off.

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Go number one, can't believe you're
here? Yeah, so weird.

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I like to see these live Number
one Cowboys, Bills, Ghost Pepper Pavilion

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predictions. There will be a surprise
halftime show featuring the unlikely collaboration of Zz

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Top and Bad Bunny, where they
will perform a reggae version of radio Heads

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Weird Fishes. Well, I won't
miss that either. There Bad Bunny and

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z z tah, I can't even
do it. Number two Bill's quarterback Josh

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Allen will be fined for a carefully
organized yet bizarre end zone celebration that involves

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a keg stand motor boating, a
female fan, and a reading of an

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original poem titled why I Like Boobies? Okay, how do you read it?

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He gets bobs and it's a hot, hot, hot. Next to

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the referee with the microphone on,
he grabs his lob just a second,

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everything all right, but something to
say? Okay a number three. The

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game will be interrupted by a shocking, breaking new announcement over the PA Stadium

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PA, where America will learn for
the first time in eighty four years that

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Germany has invaded Poland. God okay, shocking World War two bit of news

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that finally reaches yeahs buff Western New
York. Yeah, I happen to have

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one on that in that direction too. If there was a time to tell

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people would be when forty five million
people are watching on TV attached high Mark

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Stadium. No, no, no, well, I think you guys misheard

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what I said. This is happening
again for the first time in eighty four

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years. Germany is going to invade
Poland again. This is announcement the original.

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No, no, no, this
is happening again. Wow, we

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are on the brink. We're on
the same page, dandy. All right,

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here's my three live Vacation Day predictions. First one, we're trying.

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We're going. We're just trying to
get one here bombs away in this epic

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shootout Joshua Patrick Allen and rain Dakota
Prescott. We'll combine for over seven hundred

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and fifty passing yards. Yeah,
so three twenty five apiece. No,

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that's six Fifty's not even there yet. You're looking at a four hundred and

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a three fifty. Damn. Don't
worry. We spiral. Prediction two.

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Little baby KK will be caught on
a hot mic, unaware that Fox is

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already back from commercial break, saying
more like Muffalo to the Gregnator while he

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holds the number two in front of
his flicking tongue while they both laugh hysterically.

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I hope it's caught during that awkward
silence after the cold Beasley tribute,

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and then he clears his throat and
awkwardly promotes Crapopolis tonight at seven o'clock do

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you hear the copy the pages?
Rustling gets a premiere of The Mess.

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Singer John Oats is the Grass Opera
last week John Oates was he really?

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I think? So? Are you
serious? You can't make that up?

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I think he was. You cannot
make that up? All right? Prediction

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three, During this game in Buffalo, which borders Canada, the Royal Canadian

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Mounted Police will invade high Mark Stadium
on horseback and claim the entire city as

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their own, kicking off a decades
long war between our two nations that will

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end in twenty fifty seven with President
Baron Trump nuking all of North America.

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He's tall, He's about six to
nine. So we're gonna have to wait

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like twenty five years for you to
get your point. I'll take a half

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point. But if RCMP invades high
Mark and claims Buffalo as now a Canadian

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city, so I'll take a half
point with a half point waiting until twenty

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fifty seven. Okay, what if? What if that half point is the

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deciding points this thing? And who
has to use the foot the foot phone

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case? We have to wait thirty
five years? A little bit of house

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cleaning. Jonas was the ant eater. Oh, is he got that wrong?

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Man? Eater and eater makes sense? That's good. That should be

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the punishment. The loser has to
watch all episodes of the Mass Singer and

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Report of all Time. Hand me
the rubber foot. We should do a

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Mass Singer draft. Who are the
spare celebrities that will be on the next

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say interesting coincide with their sn L
draft? Well, great work, fellas.

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I think potential to get a lot
of points yea or none because there's

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gonna be a lot of war god, and the dumbest one might be that

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Bad Bunny and Zzy Top are going
to hang out Weird Fishes a reggae version,

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so dumb cake stands celebration too.
There's a lot there. All right,

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we'll come on next week. It
didn't use the Morning News. I

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guess yes. The fast food drive
through experience is about to get real creepy. Oh