WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:11.720 Caalaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your Daily Company. He 2 00:00:11.800 --> 00:00:14.439 was, Hey, Deacon, Mike, don't go getting ordained. On August 3 00:00:14.519 --> 00:00:18.879 third at ten pm Eastern, you know why Joe Rogan is live on Netflix? 4 00:00:18.920 --> 00:00:21.079 All right? I skipped Kat Williams. I can't do this twice, 5 00:00:21.120 --> 00:00:25.839 man, I'm hosting a podcast here. Joe Rogan burn the Boats Live Netflix, 6 00:00:25.879 --> 00:00:29.440 August third, ten pm Eastern and a shocking development. I am scheduled 7 00:00:29.440 --> 00:00:33.240 to be home that day. That's good. This is Joe's third Netflix special. 8 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:37.399 It's been a minute. His previous specials Strange Times in twenty eighteen and 9 00:00:37.439 --> 00:00:41.399 Triggered in twenty sixteen. They did share a trailer, or i'll call it 10 00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:45.359 a teaser. I think they used trailer. It's just some random things of 11 00:00:45.479 --> 00:00:49.159 Joe saying things like don't get mad at me, you know why you came 12 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:52.280 here? Feel that. That's some rhde home arguments in the air. So 13 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:55.399 they probably pulled that from an Austin show. No real clip, no real 14 00:00:55.520 --> 00:00:59.399 joke anyway. Joe Rogan Burned the Boats August third, at ten pm Eastern. 15 00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:03.600 Folks had cracked when after Brendan's shob with the headline It's Always Sonny in 16 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:07.879 Philadelphia. Fans catch the world's Worst comedy podcaster stealing the show's jokes. I 17 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:11.879 guess they are not fans of Brendan and they're bringing it. They write. 18 00:01:11.879 --> 00:01:14.760 If Brendan Shab could write a joke as funny as any of those on it, 19 00:01:14.719 --> 00:01:18.920 It's Always Sonny in Philadelphia, maybe he'd finally headline at Joe Rogan's club. 20 00:01:19.239 --> 00:01:23.359 One podcasting fan in the It's Always Sonny in Philadelphia subreddit recently unearthed an 21 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:27.680 old club of Brendan on the Joe Rogan Experience, joking about Hulk Hogan and 22 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:33.879 his hot dog skin that made Rogan laugh cracked rights. You can tell they're 23 00:01:33.879 --> 00:01:38.239 not fans show better Countless Blessings that Rogan doesn't watch Always Sonny. Otherwise he'd 24 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:42.319 have taken away the heavyweight title of least funny comedian whose career was derailed after 25 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:47.000 Joe Rogan accused him of plagiarism from Carlos Smith SIA Wow. The video is 26 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:51.319 titled failed Comedian. Brendan Shab takes credit for a line that sounds pretty familiar, 27 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:56.159 shows Brendan saying that a bodybuilder has hulk Hogan hot dog's skin. Rogan 28 00:01:56.200 --> 00:01:59.120 says, dude, hot dog skin is the best expression ever, When did 29 00:01:59.120 --> 00:02:00.200 you come up with that? And says, I don't know a while ago, 30 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:05.519 that's how I describe Hulk Hogan. Crack points out as any always sunny 31 00:02:05.519 --> 00:02:07.599 fan will tell you. I'm a fan. I couldn't have told you this. 32 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:12.000 D Reynolds, a somehow more talented comedy in the Shop, was actually 33 00:02:12.080 --> 00:02:15.400 the person who came up with a description of Hogan's skin. In two thousand 34 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:17.879 and nine, the episode is the Gang Wrestles for the Troops. Did you 35 00:02:17.919 --> 00:02:22.120 watch Hannah Berner's new special yet? She spoke to Variety and they said, 36 00:02:22.159 --> 00:02:24.080 in the special, you joke that bachelorette party, so like cults, have 37 00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:27.960 you been too many? What's the craziest thing that's been expected of you? 38 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:30.360 Hanna said, the funniest part about that is I was one of my first 39 00:02:30.360 --> 00:02:32.039 friends to have a bachelorette party. I was the bride and that's when I 40 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:35.879 remember this feeling of sense of power. Everybody was falling me around. I 41 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:38.319 was like, oh, this could be abused in the wrong hands. Then 42 00:02:38.319 --> 00:02:40.520 I started getting invites and seeing the amount of money involved. I love being 43 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:43.599 a mouthpiece for the girls who were like, we don't want to go. 44 00:02:43.719 --> 00:02:46.199 Maybe your best friend wants to go, but this has become too much. 45 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:49.840 We don't need to go to Capri. Hannah is close to her grandma, 46 00:02:50.039 --> 00:02:53.520 and we learn Grandma is really evolved in terms of people being able to talk 47 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:55.759 about sexuality. She doesn't like when I curse, though, she's like in 48 00:02:55.840 --> 00:03:00.400 stadium of saying that s word? Could you say sugar? He doesn't like 49 00:03:00.439 --> 00:03:02.000 it when I talk about farting or diarrhea. But I'm like, Nana, 50 00:03:02.319 --> 00:03:05.879 let's normalize it for the girls. We can't keep lying that we don't have 51 00:03:05.879 --> 00:03:08.199 stomach issues. She's the coolest grandma ever. But if my eighty three year 52 00:03:08.199 --> 00:03:10.960 old grandma thought that all of my material was perfect and made for her, 53 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:15.520 then I'd be upset with my material. Fair enough, Marlon Wayans is going 54 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:19.599 to play Baltimore. He caught up with the Baltimore Banner and they were like, 55 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:23.639 hey, Marlon Wayans, what's it like to perform in Baltimore. Marlon 56 00:03:23.719 --> 00:03:25.560 said real, like's real. If he ain't funny, they ain't gonna like 57 00:03:25.599 --> 00:03:29.479 it. It's no patience in Baltimore. They want the jokes. And I 58 00:03:29.599 --> 00:03:32.360 got them. Marlon only started doing stand up in twenty eighteen. He said, 59 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:35.360 I think I was fearful in that when you do stand up comedy, 60 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:38.159 it's about telling stories about things that happen right, and for me, it's 61 00:03:38.199 --> 00:03:39.520 like, what stories do I have to tell if six other people already doing 62 00:03:39.599 --> 00:03:44.199 jokes about our life. Lewis Black's out on his final tour. He'll be 63 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:46.879 doing some shows up at the National Comedy Center. Black said, It's always 64 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:50.280 been a thrill for me to come to Jamestown and Buffalo, spend time in 65 00:03:50.319 --> 00:03:53.479 this incredible museum, and perform for the National Comedy Center audiences. Means a 66 00:03:53.479 --> 00:03:55.879 lot to me to take the stage on this final tour, for these two 67 00:03:57.039 --> 00:04:00.520 very special shows, performing for friends and fans who love comedy as much as 68 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:03.879 I do. Jerney Gunderson is the executive director of the NCC and says audiences 69 00:04:03.879 --> 00:04:08.120 here in Western New York have loved that appreciated Lewis Black's comedy for decades, 70 00:04:08.159 --> 00:04:11.400 since he first performed at one of the earliest to lucial ball comedy festivals in 71 00:04:11.479 --> 00:04:15.560 Jamestown back in the early nineties. On his final tour, it's an honor 72 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:17.720 to bring him back for two final shows that we can share the experience together. 73 00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:21.759 Jeff Foxworthy recently played two shows in Nevada. It was one hundred and 74 00:04:21.800 --> 00:04:26.839 thirteen degrees. Jeff Foxworthy and a half assed impression of himself, said, 75 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:30.279 I was telling my wife, that's just unbearable. You need to quit doing 76 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:32.560 such hot places. I pulled up my schedule. Oh crap, I'm in 77 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:36.199 Tucson in July, those terrible John's. Are you slowing down? Jeff Foxworthy? 78 00:04:36.399 --> 00:04:39.800 Yeah, but not because I don't still love it. There's just other 79 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:42.240 things I love a lot too, like being a granddad. I still love 80 00:04:42.319 --> 00:04:45.639 being on stage. After forty plus years of airports and hotel rooms, the 81 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:47.319 thrill of those two things has gone away. I tell them, now you're 82 00:04:47.319 --> 00:04:49.800 paying me to fly out here and spend the night. I'm doing the show 83 00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:55.680 for free. That's the fun part. However, most hotel chains have cut 84 00:04:55.720 --> 00:05:00.519 back on the complimentary waffle bar. Jeff says, you can't even get free 85 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:02.959 coffee anymore. You know what's really crazy. Half the places is no longer 86 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:05.720 of room service. They're like, well, you can call downstairs and walk 87 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:09.800 downstairs and get it. We're not gonna bring it to you. Really, 88 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:14.199 I'll pay you to bring it to me. I forgot to mention yesterday Beverly 89 00:05:14.319 --> 00:05:16.199 Hills Cop four, which isn't even the title of the movie. The movie 90 00:05:16.240 --> 00:05:20.360 is called Beverly Hills Cop axel F. It's pretty good. I described that 91 00:05:20.439 --> 00:05:25.399 as good bad. It's a terrible movie, but it's entertaining. It's Eddie 92 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:28.759 Murphy doing Beverly Hills Cop forty years later. What do you think it's gonna 93 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:31.360 be? It's that? Is it Shakespeare? No? Is it even the 94 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:35.399 pop tarts movie? No, it's Eddie Murphy doing Beverly Hills Cop forty years 95 00:05:35.480 --> 00:05:40.079 later. It's fine. There is one performer in the movie, though. 96 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:44.240 I don't know how this person got this movie. This person cannot act awful 97 00:05:44.439 --> 00:05:46.879 worse than the Jeff fox Worth the impression I just did. I mean that 98 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:49.240 bad. But it's a good bad movie. I think I stole that term 99 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:53.560 from Bill Simmons. So it's a bad movie, but it's the good version 100 00:05:53.560 --> 00:05:55.800 of a bad movie, you know what I'm saying. Anyway, Beverly Hills 101 00:05:55.839 --> 00:05:58.800 Cop acts LEF. You should watch it or forget. Monday is the big 102 00:05:58.879 --> 00:06:01.800 launch of that new pop cast. The artist that's the one about the crazy 103 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:09.000 serial killer with some flare turns his evilness into art. Rated R for mature 104 00:06:09.079 --> 00:06:12.240 audience is only why don't you hit that follow button now so we can move 105 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:14.720 up the charts a little bit? Nudge nudge, know what it means, 106 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:17.879 say no more the artist? Where you get your shows? John Stewart and 107 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:20.639 the rest of the Late night guys are finally back to work. Hey guys, 108 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:24.879 where you've been the last ten days? I know it's nice to take 109 00:06:24.920 --> 00:06:28.040 your life fourth weekend off, but like, are you covering the election? 110 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:31.040 There's been kind of a news cycle here now Ballot the Ballot podcast, no 111 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:34.879 days off even work the weekend? Been covering the election? Ballot Where you 112 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:38.360 get your shows? Anyway? John Stewart was back at The Daily Show on 113 00:06:38.399 --> 00:06:41.920 Monday. He said, for a campaign based on honesty and decency, the 114 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:46.079 spin about the debate appears to be blatant BS and the redemption tour hasn't gone 115 00:06:46.120 --> 00:06:48.319 that much better. He then played clips of Biden's team scrambling to cover We're 116 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:51.279 told that the threat of Trump is so great and the stakes are so high 117 00:06:51.279 --> 00:06:56.040 that even bringing up these absolutely legitimate concerns about the president's ability to do the 118 00:06:56.079 --> 00:06:59.079 most vigorous job in the world for the next four years is enabling fascism. 119 00:06:59.439 --> 00:07:02.120 Yet even the President doesn't seem particularly alarmed, to which I'll say to John 120 00:07:02.120 --> 00:07:05.600 Stewart, you know, we're told that the threat of Trump is so great 121 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:10.199 that late Night including you took a week off. Dude, come on, 122 00:07:10.480 --> 00:07:13.639 it's important or not. I know you had plans, but sometimes she got 123 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:16.639 to work. I'm in broadcasting too, been in broadcasting thirty years. Sometimes 124 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:19.920 you gotta go in on Saturday, John Boy, Johnny Mack. Going after 125 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:24.040 John Stewart for some reason, Stuart played a clip of Biden saying, as 126 00:07:24.079 --> 00:07:26.959 long as I gave it my all and did as good of a job as 127 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:29.439 I know I can do, that's what it's all about. Stuart said, 128 00:07:29.480 --> 00:07:31.879 that's not what this is about. There are no participation trophies in end game 129 00:07:31.920 --> 00:07:34.639 democracy, unless, of course, you know, July fourth falls on a 130 00:07:34.680 --> 00:07:38.000 Thursday and you want to take the week off. I mean, you know, 131 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:41.959 then the stuff's not that important. Jimmy Kimmel, now he's excused. 132 00:07:42.040 --> 00:07:45.079 There's a reason Jimmy Kimmel wasn't on last week, aside from me took the 133 00:07:45.079 --> 00:07:48.120 summer off, but I'm not gonna hammer Jimmy Kimmel for spending time with a 134 00:07:48.120 --> 00:07:51.800 seven year old son, Billy, who underwent his third open heart surgery. 135 00:07:53.240 --> 00:07:56.759 Back in May. Kimmell told Entertainment Tonight, Billy's doing great. He had 136 00:07:56.759 --> 00:07:58.959 open heart surgery. You know, he's got the scars and everything, but 137 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:01.199 he's just mentally right back where he was, which is crazy. Physically. 138 00:08:01.279 --> 00:08:03.000 You know, we're gonna have to be careful with him for a couple of 139 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:07.199 months, but he's doing really well. Sarah Cooper. You know, Sarah 140 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:09.600 Cooper fantastic in pop tarts. I don't know what you think I was gonna 141 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:13.920 say. You probably were like, he's gonna take some shot about her being 142 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:16.519 TikTok, famous for doing lame pantomime to Donald Trump. That is not what 143 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:20.360 I was gonna say. She was fantastic in pop tarts. She's got a 144 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:24.519 book coming out. It's called How Google Docs Knew I was getting divorced before 145 00:08:24.560 --> 00:08:28.399 I did and Other stories by comedian Sarah Cooper. The synopsis says, whether 146 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:31.720 it's an auditions, on dates working the Google offices, or on the set 147 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:37.879 of her very own Netflix special, Sarah Cooper knows what it's like to feel 148 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:41.279 a little bit foolish. The result is a book that's relatable, self deprecating, 149 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:45.360 and direkly funny. You remember during the pandemic, Sarah Cooper had a 150 00:08:45.360 --> 00:08:48.799 Netflix special That's right, she did and from the world of the courts. 151 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:52.519 Jay Johnston, who is said to play a pizzeria owner in the TV series 152 00:08:52.720 --> 00:08:58.919 Bob's Burgers, phases a maximum sentence of five years in prison after pleading guilty 153 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:03.000 to civil disorder. This involved an event that happened in Washington one January a 154 00:09:03.039 --> 00:09:05.159 few years ago. Not looking to go there today, but your honor, 155 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:09.399 if it may please the court, I have two questions. First, have 156 00:09:09.519 --> 00:09:11.679 you ever seen Bob's Burger's, your honner, And of course, the answer 157 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:15.799 is no. Lawyers never ask a question that they don't know the answer to. 158 00:09:15.879 --> 00:09:18.480 And Two, your honor, have you ever met anyone who has seen 159 00:09:18.559 --> 00:09:22.360 Bob's Burger's? The answer, of course also no metric comedy news for today. 160 00:09:22.360 --> 00:09:24.240 I'm punching today, See you tomorrow.