Well, guess what, you guys, We had another one of those days
where we recorded the podcast and I went back to look at the waveform and
let's all have a swear off here. Okay, that motherfucking goddamned cock sucking
piece of shit recorder didn't work right, ask God damn it, motherfucking sword,
which I just can't. I can't bring myself to say that one.
But asshole, Okay, okay, that bolder dash foot breeze poop stink in
wave form. I can't believe it. Dag nabit son of a monkey.
You know, Bailey, You're I admire you. I do hear Bailey drop
the F bomb once in a while, but you are You're much more restrained,
and you're swearing Jenny, and I'm I'm I'm the worst swearer on the
show. Jenny is right behind pretty close. But we really I don't really
restrain myself except when I'm on the radio. Cheese and crackers, David,
you say cheese and Rice a lot cheese and Rice. We recorded about fifteen
minutes or so of the podcast. Then I went to stop and there was
no wave for him, So you know, again, goddamn this motherfucking cocksucking
piece of shit. I'm gonna fucking murder it, Okay, I feel better.
I think is swearing therapeutic? I think it is kind of therapeutics.
Just speaking words out is therapeutic. So yeah, I would say it is
essentially like when you drop an anvil on your toe. You're the blacksmith,
for example, and you you take the anvil to move it over here by
the horseshoes, and you drop it on your toe and you say fuck.
I mean it feels good, right, I think that's supposed to like it
releases some kind of toxin. I'm pretty sure that's how that works. Ox.
Don't you like grunt when you're at the gym and something's hard. I
try not to grunt once in a while. There there was a guy the
other day grunting at the gym and it wasn't horrible, and I get it,
But it's kind of like I think there's certain kinds of gems where runting
is more acceptable. Like if it's all a bunch of muscle heads wearing one
of those fuck those leather belts around their waist, and you're wearing sweatpants,
not workout clothes, then you can grunt at the gym, I go to
snap, you get a run, you get a grunt once in a while,
but for the most part, people are there just working out doing their
thing. I yeah, I guess. I don't mean in like the muscle
headyway, just like when you're getting to the end of your reps and you're
like, ugh, like you know, that's funny, Like that's what I
mean. Really, Yeah, I don't like when I work out, not
that sound. I probably have no idea what I make because I listen to
music so loud, so I really don't know what comes out. I know
that I grunt every once in a while, though I don't really grunt.
I will say that when I get to like, you know, I usually
try to do fifteen reps of whatever I'm doing, and because I think that's
kind of the optimal optimal number, so on the last one, I'm like
maybe, but I don't even know, because I'm breathing in and breathing out
because you inhale on the easy part and then you exhale on the exertion parts.
You're like, so it might be that okay, yeah, okay,
I don't care sound effects that we're making here. Workout sound effect. I
can't. Then we talked about the little bitch car on your motorcycle. Yeah,
on the motorcycle. Like you asked about whether Susan rides, she rides
on the back. She's got her own motorcycle, but she doesn't like it.
One of five that you own, I own five because your garage.
Because your garage. We'll get a three car garage. I got a car
and a car. And then the other stall is full of motorcycles. Wow,
and don't want to get rid of one because Susan never rides it.
You want to buy one? You'd look adorable on a motorcycle. Sell one?
Can I just have the money? Well, no, that's not really
what I asked though. I don't want a motorcycle. Okay, that's fine,
but I want the money from one. I still get a little bit
nervous when I ride. I'll be honest with you, because you just never
know on a motorcycle. And I've known enough people that have literally died or
been seriously injured on a motorcycle. And I always think about they go out
that day, they're going out to have a good time. They're never expecting
anything to happen, and then a truck pulls out in front of them,
or somebody turns left in front of them, or a deer pops out in
front of them, and it's one of those things where, yeah, it
could happen anytime, But I'm also a very safe rider. Chase his friend
about ten ish years ago got a motorcycle and he was young and a little
bit crazy, and he doesn't know what happened because he doesn't remember, but
he went around a corner, failed on the corner and hit the guardrail and
all most died. All most died, I mean for a few days brain
swelling, it was touch and go and whatever. But now he is ninety
nine percent normal again. Yeah, I mean I feel like that just going
out in my regular car too, because you never know, like you never
today the day, it's scary, isn't it, because you never know.
Because you hear about people who die in a car accident and it's like they
were just on their way somewhere, like we're on our way somewhere. Every
day somebody will cross the center line or the median or something, and yeah,
it's frightening. Yeah, but we're not going to sit home and not
go anywhereere do you ever get scared flying? Jenny's not a big flyer.
Yeah, no, I don't like it. It's a lack of control for
me. It's not a like being up in the air. It's a I
have no control over the situation. Okay, I gotcha. I always trust
the people in the cockpit that they are going to They want to live as
much as I do, and that's their job, and they're carefully screened and
tested for mental you know, illness or whatever. Do you get scared flying,
Bailey? I never used to. We used to travel a lot when
I was a kid, but I would never get scared until after nine to
eleven, honestly. So now I feel turbulence and I'm like, oh god,
do you know that there is a terrorism heightened alert because there are people
coming across I'm not getting political, but there have been people that are coming
across the border that are in Isis. So now they say the terror alert
is higher than and it was right before nine to eleven. Well, thanks
a lot for making us all quake in our boots a little bit. Well,
I just want to make you make sure you stay heads up, starn
it, heads up. Move to a small town where terrorists won't attack.
I mean you moved to like in a no, like Olivia, Minnesota.
Okay, Oh, they're not going to attack there because I mean it's not
worth it. Yeah, they're not going to go to like Ogilvie, Minnesota
either. That a real town, Ogilvy. Yeah, that's what I thought
you were trying to say when you said Olivia, Olivia is a real town.
It corn capital, corn capitol of Minnesota. Really wow? And where's
Ogilvy? I don't know north it's up there. Oh okay, yeah right
read that email from the guy in California. Though, let's see here we
go. Joe says, I just want to say what a great, great
show. Friday's show was the what your Dad says and No Phone Screen or
Friday segments were pure joy. I'm at work in California currently eleven fourteen AM,
so I listened to the podcast, which means I get the accelerated version.
That means today my experience was all joy. Thank you, Joe Gonzalez
of Turlock, California. PS. What time do you normally do No Phone
Screen or Friday? I'd love to get up early and try to call in
someday every Friday at seven thirty five, so California time, that's five thirty
five, Yeah, pretty early over there. Good morning, my beautiful peeps.
Oh and Dave too, ha ha. I have IBS and I take
a lot of emodium more often when I fly. A few years ago,
we flew to Texas, which meant I had to take six emodium. Long
story short, we were in Target, and well I had to go to
the bathroom. Well I guess not really. I got to, you know,
clean up and wipe down, when all of a sudden, I see
a little what in the world, I'm just gonna read it, says,
I see a little turret drop on the floor and roll to the next stall.
You can even hear the little thing hit the floor. I flew out
of the bathroom, so the lady didn't know it was me. It took
me forever to tell my husband because I couldn't stop laughing and crying. So
it sounds like she pooped herself. And while she's cleaning up her pants,
something rolls out of her pants and flies down on the floor, plops,
rolls, and then the woman next door has to look at this little roly
visitor here. Oh my god, Okay, thank you. I love the
stories that are so random. I just love that thank you. I like
that she started it out too. I have ibs period. Great, all
right, let's see what else we have left here in the email box.
Here we go, Jane says, Hello, I always look forward to catching
up on the podcast episodes to brighten my day. I appreciate y'all wanted to
give some input on bachelorette parties. So it's a little bit longer of an
email, and I'm going to try to condense a little bit. Myself and
another friend are made of honor for our besties wedding, so they have a
co mate of honor in October twenty twenty five, got plenty of time to
plan it for next summer. I can't remember what the etiquette is for paying
for said bride's weekend to fun or maybe there's a standard lately. Is it
typical for the group to split the cost where the bride doesn't pay for the
airbnb? Or does the bride pay your way and then they all randomly buy
or other things like dinner, drinks, activity going type of things. Does
anybody know what the etiquette is or does it depend on how much she makes,
how much you make? Whatever? What do you guys think? I
always every time I've been at bridesmaids, we split it. Like all the
bridesmaids split the cost for pretty much everything, and that's usually for like the
stuff that's planned. Granted, I've never gone on like a bachelorette weekend,
which I'm sure is way more expensive, but like bacheloret at nights, parties
or whatever, we would just split the cost so the bride doesn't pay for
anything. Okay, so the bride should not have to pay for anything during
the bachelorette party weekend. I completely disagree with Oh tell me. We're saying
that she's never done a full weekend, and I've done full bachelorette party trips
to like different states and to Tuloom and whatever. There's no fucking chance I
am splitting everything and covering the cost for the bride. At that point,
we're already paying for flights to Ta Loom, the nice ass Airbnb and stuff
like. I'm pretty sure any destination bachelrett party I've done, the bride has
still split the cost of the airbnb and covered their own flight. And then
at the party, of course, we play games we give her a present
and then I mean buy drinks when you're out out and stuff. But I
don't think she also ever expects to at least my friends have never always expected
her drinks to be paid fair for completely, But that just gets completely out
of control. If you're covering everything for the bride on top of a destination
party bacherette, well, I think so. I mean, I'm a guy,
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I think that you know,
it's the bride willfully purposely getting married, which requires a bachelorette party.
But I think that then you would not as a bread I'd willfully expect your
friends to also pay for your way, you know what I mean? I
don't know. I mean maybe buy you drinks, maybe like get you dinner
one night, They're going to buy you a gift whatever. But yeah,
that sounds like a lot of expense to pay the bride's way. Yeah,
I think what Bailey was saying makes a lot of sense. Like are you
just saying like a day full of events? You don't like? That makes
sense? But like when you're spending a whole weekend like I've done, even
a weekend up north at a cabin, nice place like at one of the
lakes and stuff, and I'm I'm pretty sure we still we rented a boat,
we got a party bus. I think the bride's still chipped in for
all of that. But truthfully, in the end of it, I don't
even know because I didn't plan those so I was just told what I owed.
I'm not sure, So maybe you did end it. I know I
might have. Yeah, if you've got any ideas for the Minnesota goodbye.
We were a little bit short on emails today, probably because of the weekend,
but if you have anything you want to write about, we would love
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