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Well, guess what, you guys, We had another one of those days

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where we recorded the podcast and I
went back to look at the waveform and

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let's all have a swear off here. Okay, that motherfucking goddamned cock sucking

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piece of shit recorder didn't work right, ask God damn it, motherfucking sword,

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which I just can't. I can't
bring myself to say that one.

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But asshole, Okay, okay,
that bolder dash foot breeze poop stink in

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wave form. I can't believe it. Dag nabit son of a monkey.

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You know, Bailey, You're I
admire you. I do hear Bailey drop

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the F bomb once in a while, but you are You're much more restrained,

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and you're swearing Jenny, and I'm
I'm I'm the worst swearer on the

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show. Jenny is right behind pretty
close. But we really I don't really

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restrain myself except when I'm on the
radio. Cheese and crackers, David,

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you say cheese and Rice a lot
cheese and Rice. We recorded about fifteen

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minutes or so of the podcast.
Then I went to stop and there was

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no wave for him, So you
know, again, goddamn this motherfucking cocksucking

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piece of shit. I'm gonna fucking
murder it, Okay, I feel better.

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I think is swearing therapeutic? I
think it is kind of therapeutics.

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Just speaking words out is therapeutic.
So yeah, I would say it is

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essentially like when you drop an anvil
on your toe. You're the blacksmith,

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for example, and you you take
the anvil to move it over here by

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the horseshoes, and you drop it
on your toe and you say fuck.

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I mean it feels good, right, I think that's supposed to like it

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releases some kind of toxin. I'm
pretty sure that's how that works. Ox.

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Don't you like grunt when you're at
the gym and something's hard. I

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try not to grunt once in a
while. There there was a guy the

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other day grunting at the gym and
it wasn't horrible, and I get it,

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But it's kind of like I think
there's certain kinds of gems where runting

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is more acceptable. Like if it's
all a bunch of muscle heads wearing one

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of those fuck those leather belts around
their waist, and you're wearing sweatpants,

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not workout clothes, then you can
grunt at the gym, I go to

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snap, you get a run,
you get a grunt once in a while,

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but for the most part, people
are there just working out doing their

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thing. I yeah, I guess. I don't mean in like the muscle

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headyway, just like when you're getting
to the end of your reps and you're

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like, ugh, like you know, that's funny, Like that's what I

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mean. Really, Yeah, I
don't like when I work out, not

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that sound. I probably have no
idea what I make because I listen to

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music so loud, so I really
don't know what comes out. I know

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that I grunt every once in a
while, though I don't really grunt.

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I will say that when I get
to like, you know, I usually

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try to do fifteen reps of whatever
I'm doing, and because I think that's

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kind of the optimal optimal number,
so on the last one, I'm like

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maybe, but I don't even know, because I'm breathing in and breathing out

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because you inhale on the easy part
and then you exhale on the exertion parts.

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You're like, so it might be
that okay, yeah, okay,

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I don't care sound effects that we're
making here. Workout sound effect. I

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can't. Then we talked about the
little bitch car on your motorcycle. Yeah,

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on the motorcycle. Like you asked
about whether Susan rides, she rides

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on the back. She's got her
own motorcycle, but she doesn't like it.

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One of five that you own,
I own five because your garage.

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Because your garage. We'll get a
three car garage. I got a car

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and a car. And then the
other stall is full of motorcycles. Wow,

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and don't want to get rid of
one because Susan never rides it.

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You want to buy one? You'd
look adorable on a motorcycle. Sell one?

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Can I just have the money?
Well, no, that's not really

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what I asked though. I don't
want a motorcycle. Okay, that's fine,

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but I want the money from one. I still get a little bit

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nervous when I ride. I'll be
honest with you, because you just never

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know on a motorcycle. And I've
known enough people that have literally died or

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been seriously injured on a motorcycle.
And I always think about they go out

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that day, they're going out to
have a good time. They're never expecting

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anything to happen, and then a
truck pulls out in front of them,

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or somebody turns left in front of
them, or a deer pops out in

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front of them, and it's one
of those things where, yeah, it

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could happen anytime, But I'm also
a very safe rider. Chase his friend

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about ten ish years ago got a
motorcycle and he was young and a little

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bit crazy, and he doesn't know
what happened because he doesn't remember, but

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he went around a corner, failed
on the corner and hit the guardrail and

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all most died. All most died, I mean for a few days brain

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swelling, it was touch and go
and whatever. But now he is ninety

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nine percent normal again. Yeah,
I mean I feel like that just going

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out in my regular car too,
because you never know, like you never

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today the day, it's scary,
isn't it, because you never know.

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Because you hear about people who die
in a car accident and it's like they

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were just on their way somewhere,
like we're on our way somewhere. Every

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day somebody will cross the center line
or the median or something, and yeah,

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it's frightening. Yeah, but we're
not going to sit home and not

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go anywhereere do you ever get scared
flying? Jenny's not a big flyer.

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Yeah, no, I don't like
it. It's a lack of control for

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me. It's not a like being
up in the air. It's a I

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have no control over the situation.
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the people in the cockpit that they
are going to They want to live as

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much as I do, and that's
their job, and they're carefully screened and

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tested for mental you know, illness
or whatever. Do you get scared flying,

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Bailey? I never used to.
We used to travel a lot when

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I was a kid, but I
would never get scared until after nine to

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eleven, honestly. So now I
feel turbulence and I'm like, oh god,

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do you know that there is a
terrorism heightened alert because there are people

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coming across I'm not getting political,
but there have been people that are coming

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across the border that are in Isis. So now they say the terror alert

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is higher than and it was right
before nine to eleven. Well, thanks

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a lot for making us all quake
in our boots a little bit. Well,

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I just want to make you make
sure you stay heads up, starn

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it, heads up. Move to
a small town where terrorists won't attack.

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I mean you moved to like in
a no, like Olivia, Minnesota.

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Okay, Oh, they're not going
to attack there because I mean it's not

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worth it. Yeah, they're not
going to go to like Ogilvie, Minnesota

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either. That a real town,
Ogilvy. Yeah, that's what I thought

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you were trying to say when you
said Olivia, Olivia is a real town.

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It corn capital, corn capitol of
Minnesota. Really wow? And where's

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Ogilvy? I don't know north it's
up there. Oh okay, yeah right

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read that email from the guy in
California. Though, let's see here we

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go. Joe says, I just
want to say what a great, great

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show. Friday's show was the what
your Dad says and No Phone Screen or

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Friday segments were pure joy. I'm
at work in California currently eleven fourteen AM,

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so I listened to the podcast,
which means I get the accelerated version.

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That means today my experience was all
joy. Thank you, Joe Gonzalez

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of Turlock, California. PS.
What time do you normally do No Phone

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Screen or Friday? I'd love to
get up early and try to call in

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someday every Friday at seven thirty five, so California time, that's five thirty

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five, Yeah, pretty early over
there. Good morning, my beautiful peeps.

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Oh and Dave too, ha ha. I have IBS and I take

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a lot of emodium more often when
I fly. A few years ago,

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we flew to Texas, which meant
I had to take six emodium. Long

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story short, we were in Target, and well I had to go to

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the bathroom. Well I guess not
really. I got to, you know,

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clean up and wipe down, when
all of a sudden, I see

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a little what in the world,
I'm just gonna read it, says,

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I see a little turret drop on
the floor and roll to the next stall.

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You can even hear the little thing
hit the floor. I flew out

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of the bathroom, so the lady
didn't know it was me. It took

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me forever to tell my husband because
I couldn't stop laughing and crying. So

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it sounds like she pooped herself.
And while she's cleaning up her pants,

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something rolls out of her pants and
flies down on the floor, plops,

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rolls, and then the woman next
door has to look at this little roly

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visitor here. Oh my god,
Okay, thank you. I love the

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stories that are so random. I
just love that thank you. I like

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that she started it out too.
I have ibs period. Great, all

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right, let's see what else we
have left here in the email box.

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Here we go, Jane says,
Hello, I always look forward to catching

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up on the podcast episodes to brighten
my day. I appreciate y'all wanted to

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give some input on bachelorette parties.
So it's a little bit longer of an

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email, and I'm going to try
to condense a little bit. Myself and

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another friend are made of honor for
our besties wedding, so they have a

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co mate of honor in October twenty
twenty five, got plenty of time to

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plan it for next summer. I
can't remember what the etiquette is for paying

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for said bride's weekend to fun or
maybe there's a standard lately. Is it

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typical for the group to split the
cost where the bride doesn't pay for the

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airbnb? Or does the bride pay
your way and then they all randomly buy

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or other things like dinner, drinks, activity going type of things. Does

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anybody know what the etiquette is or
does it depend on how much she makes,

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how much you make? Whatever?
What do you guys think? I

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always every time I've been at bridesmaids, we split it. Like all the

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bridesmaids split the cost for pretty much
everything, and that's usually for like the

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stuff that's planned. Granted, I've
never gone on like a bachelorette weekend,

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which I'm sure is way more expensive, but like bacheloret at nights, parties

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or whatever, we would just split
the cost so the bride doesn't pay for

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anything. Okay, so the bride
should not have to pay for anything during

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the bachelorette party weekend. I completely
disagree with Oh tell me. We're saying

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that she's never done a full weekend, and I've done full bachelorette party trips

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to like different states and to Tuloom
and whatever. There's no fucking chance I

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am splitting everything and covering the cost
for the bride. At that point,

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we're already paying for flights to Ta
Loom, the nice ass Airbnb and stuff

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like. I'm pretty sure any destination
bachelrett party I've done, the bride has

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still split the cost of the airbnb
and covered their own flight. And then

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at the party, of course,
we play games we give her a present

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and then I mean buy drinks when
you're out out and stuff. But I

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don't think she also ever expects to
at least my friends have never always expected

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her drinks to be paid fair for
completely, But that just gets completely out

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of control. If you're covering everything
for the bride on top of a destination

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party bacherette, well, I think
so. I mean, I'm a guy,

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I don't know what I'm talking about, but I think that you know,

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it's the bride willfully purposely getting married, which requires a bachelorette party.

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But I think that then you would
not as a bread I'd willfully expect your

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friends to also pay for your way, you know what I mean? I

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don't know. I mean maybe buy
you drinks, maybe like get you dinner

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one night, They're going to buy
you a gift whatever. But yeah,

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that sounds like a lot of expense
to pay the bride's way. Yeah,

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I think what Bailey was saying makes
a lot of sense. Like are you

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just saying like a day full of
events? You don't like? That makes

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sense? But like when you're spending
a whole weekend like I've done, even

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a weekend up north at a cabin, nice place like at one of the

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lakes and stuff, and I'm I'm
pretty sure we still we rented a boat,

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we got a party bus. I
think the bride's still chipped in for

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all of that. But truthfully,
in the end of it, I don't

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even know because I didn't plan those
so I was just told what I owed.

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I'm not sure, So maybe you
did end it. I know I

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might have. Yeah, if you've
got any ideas for the Minnesota goodbye.

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We were a little bit short on
emails today, probably because of the weekend,

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but if you have anything you want
to write about, we would love

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to see what you want to talk
about. So sin any mail to Ryan

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