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Welcome back to another episode the stand
Up Cavity of Killode. You got a

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great joke, Snap the smooth orders
here. But first we had a joke

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sitting by Bertha from California. My
name is Bertha and I'm from California.

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My joke is, what's a skunk's
favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and smelly?

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But great joke, Bertha, and
thanks for sitting it in. But anyways,

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I got a joke for you,
and here it goes. What do

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you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso? Give up for Step the

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snowboarder? Thank you, thank you. I'm not even Snap the snowboarder.

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I'm sharing some jokes. First,
what kind of ball doesn't bounce a snowball?

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What do you call a snowboarder on
roller blades a snowmobile? What do

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snowboarders eat for lunch? Icebergers?
How do the mountains stay warm in the

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winter? They put on their snow
caps snow caps. What's the snowboarder's favorite

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breakfast cereal frosted flakes? What do
you call an old snowman water? What

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do snowboarders order at the deli?
Cold cuts? How do polar bears make

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their beds with sheets of ice and
blankets of snow. What did the police

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officer say when he saw the snowboarder
stealing freeze? What do you call a

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slow snowboarder a slope? Poke?
A slope? How do you decorate a

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cake for a snowboarder with lots of
iicing, with lots of ice? What's

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a snowboarder's favorite snack? Ice?
Crispy treats? Its crispyreat? What's a

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snowboarder's favorite drink? Iced tea?
Okay, everybody, I've been sett the

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snowboarder. I'll see you guys later. Peace. Okay, let's get it

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going for sadaw Well. That's always. Be sure to leave a joke by

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clicking the link in the show notes. We'll be back next week with a

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brand new comedian and a brand new
episode, a stand up bemedy forgain cap

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Dip, Dip, dip dip,
A castle a gasp ep eple, take

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a gast dip. People,