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All right, so today show it
is going to be a bit nutsy,

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give me a little bit out there, so you like straight fired in pants.

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Let's go, let's go, get
hyped up. It's Wednesday, say

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down beat. A lot of crap
today, So it didn't clip with your

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clip show countdown at part three,
Halvens at nine at eight o'clock, the

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downbeat singing Christmas Tree to opera,
your usual sports at seven scuttle butt didn't

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go. This morning news, Let's
have a chance for you to win Kevin

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Art tickets and Windstar. But you
have to be following at ninety seven on

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the freak on Twitter or x I
think we're sold Twitter, Hi Kevin,

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good morning, how are we doing
fellas? Hi Kevin, Hi, Danny,

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Hi, Hi jj bye Hi hip
building, car wash, car wash

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police, DoD. I've listened to
or re listened to yesterday's clip countdown twice

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now on replay yesterday after the speakeasy
in my car and then this morning on

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the way to work or once I
got up here laughing out loud, both

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on a segment that we did which
I never laugh at our own stuff,

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and I laughed twice. It was
so silly. I listened to it once

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last evening and it was very It's
very funny. I hate to do it

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and I rarely do, but I've
had my own joke stuck in my head

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of like you guys tweeted or texted
to me we were talking, which is

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just no appointment. Appointment whoever texted
that this is name mimsung. No,

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it's men's song, men's song of
the Korean Consulate floor above us. Yeah,

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we missed it. I heart follow
the free click the Downbeat podcasts and

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scroll down to a yesterday's segment.
What time was that? Yeah, but

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listen live now? Well yeah,
but I'm saying, like you know,

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oh free time. I'm still highly
conflinted about giving our audience our entire show

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every single day. Really funny,
what if someone has one of those things

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right determine if we're good at radio
or not. And it's incredibly h great

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system. So what if they crank
up live radio and play like multiple podcasts

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within twenty four hours at the same
time, and then you put that little

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thing next to it and they just
crank it all up and listen to five

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things at once. Maybe maybe again, but we come back to the bigger

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issue. You said, what if
someone who has that thing? And we

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come back to the bigger issue off, not everyone has that thing. I

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know, what if you went to
a buffet and ate one of all of

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the foods, how would you feel? Right? Your body would probably just

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oversaturate itself and implode. Well,
the same thing will happen to this little

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machine. They wouldn't enjoy it,
But yeah, would it count Probably not.

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I think one would cancel the other
thing, or you'd get credit for

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none. I guess I'm weirded out
by a lot of things when it comes

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to this, because we are the
only station in town that just talks about

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kind of whatever. And it can
be sports, it can be some news

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things happen locally. It could be
downbeat singing Christmas tree toppers. It'd be

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a lot of different things. And
we are the only one that I know

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of that post our entire show,
really, our entire prime twelve hours every

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single day. Like there are other
stations in town who talk about some things,

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a little bit of everything, but
they're not posting their entire shows.

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And I don't know, I'm I
would imagine that their audience would want that.

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You imagine they would I think so
right, Well, that's the thing

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that but I think I think I've
always thought this would shut herself in the

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foot. I think by telling people
listen when you want, and people go,

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yeah, catch up on Friday or
Saturday, and then they forget to

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or wait, was that it?
I didn't hear anything. It's Look,

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it's the it's the conflicting thing where
Look, iHeartMedia is at the forefront of

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kind of getting ahead of the or
at least kind of going with the flow

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of the way everything is going digitally. You know that they realize that terrestrial

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radio is probably you know, and
it's waning moments. Well, I don't

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know that they would say that,
and I don't know that I agree with

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you. Look there they are.
Look, they're self described. They just

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themselves. Huh, who's Wayne,
Wayne? What are you doing? You

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see this? Who'ne waning? This
will not make next year's you're in top

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fifty. Clip that joke because it's
happening. Two you're still awake, so

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you know even you know your joke
wasn't that good because you've remained upright,

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But the follow up, can I
make my point? We'll take two seconds.

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You're making this longer than it should
be. But it's a conflict of

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Yes, we are going to base
the life and success of you know,

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our shows and our station and our
ratings based on how people listen in the

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immediate but we also want to pretty
much treat all of our shows like podcasts,

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so they're on demand, you get
them when you want, they're right

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there, but as long as you
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them originally airing, then you'll get
credit for that allegedly. Allegedly, So

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we don't really have any idea.
Let's just say some people really know how

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this system works. Oh they don't
know. Some people do who well,

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some people may have peoples with there
areacity working at their company, right.

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Some people are masters at making this
work in their favor, and some people

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just show up and try to do
funny stuff and do good stuff on the

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radio and just have your fingers crossed
and trust it. It'll all work out

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and it's not. Also, there
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I'm not going into right now,
but like something Danny you were gone.

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Something Mikey and I talked about last
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dude, it's happened. This happened
two weeks ago. It was Jim Nance

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and Tony Romo go, and don't
forget this game was running a little late

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tonight in twenty minutes on NBC Sunday
Night Football. Like now, granted that's

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the NFL overarching running all these networks, kind of yeah, that supersedes,

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but that they're promoting that rather than
sixty minutes is still coming up next on

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CBS. And if that attitude,
if radio had that attitude a little more,

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because here's what radio does. Radio
promotes podcasts, right, don't we

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promote podcasts? When's the last time
you heard a podcast that was like,

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hey, if you'll go listen right
now on FM? You don't hear that?

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So there you get what I like
to call a swallowing. Now,

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So if TV can go and they
can dance with each other, then why

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can't we. We should be able
to have anyone on in this market that

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we want, regardless of partnerships,
and it should be wanted by all of

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us. But we're led to believe
that we're supposed to all be enemies and

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all of that stuff. Horsecrap,
by the way, but it's what we're

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told to do and how we're supposed
to handle that. That's a different scenario

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though, because the NFL is bigger
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all of it. The power of
radio. It's a medium, Danny,

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Okay, Well, I could see
that if we if different radio stations carried

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NFL games. I could see where
hey, flip over to whatever jazz station

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you know is in the market,
because tonight, after the three o'clock game,

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they're going to be airing Sunday Night
football. I could see how that

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would happen from a national perspective,
from a company, an NFL company perspective,

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we don't have anything that big that's
going to break those lines, break

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those barriers as far as cross you
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like, if if we wanted to
have Corey Davidson, a radio personality in

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this market at another station, we
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Oklahoma's quarterback transfer entering the transfer portal, we should be allowed to have him

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on. By the way, would
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to talk Oklahoma quarterbacks, but we
should be able to. And if Corby

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on his show was like yeah,
right, and the Dolphins are one of

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the hottest teams in the league right
now, Let's get mikey on. They

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should be able to make the call
and then we all save each other rather

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than some fake fight. Can you
imagine executives' heads exploding? Number one?

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That would number one, It would
never be get you'd never get permission and

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there would be no way to ask
forgiveness if that, if something like that

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happened over there. Either way,
I don't know if they'd care here.

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They would not give a single damn
for the most because it benefits us more

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than it does them to have him
on. I'm telling you, I've worked

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at Heart longer than you guys have
for four years. They don't care.

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They don't Yeah, they're down like
those things like it just just never mattered

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if we wanted to do it.
Well, I think they might have a

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different attitude if if we were,
you know, pulling eleven point nines and

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they were pulling two point ones or
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a big it'd be a much difference. Yeah, I guess in this case

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it sounds like us cool, what
could we have some of the first place.

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Oh, and that's why we're gonna
have a lot of guests in the

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next coming weeks to celebrate Felice Navido. We're gonna have all the on our

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host from all the Mexican radio stations
jumping on with us. We're even gonna

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do a quick, just kind of
intro to Spanish, you know, kind

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of a crash course, one hour
long Rosetta Stone type situation. We should

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just play like duelingo yeah, and
then provide a service of learning a different

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language. But we're gonna have a
year who works at Odyssey. We'll have

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Chariso in here and he'll tell us
what's up my good friend Trees. By

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the way, there's a guy whose
name is it translates to sausage. Yeah,

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and he's awesome. You're friends with
him, He goes, that's what

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he does. It's one of his
mini bits. All right, I wish

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you good morning to Butch and Broken
Bow. Shout out to Butch. What's

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Butch doing up there? I don't
know, but every morning at six o'clock

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in the first like five minutes of
the day, he says good morning from

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Broken Bow Butch. All right,
Butch, like every day, so shout

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out Butch man, Butcher crush out
there does butch, do people actually live

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in Broken Bow? I always think
of it as like a little vacation.

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Have you been? No, I
want to go real bad, have you?

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Is it nice? Yeah? What's
the foliage situation? A lot of

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trees change in this time of year, lot of trees, a couple of

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lakes. I do get the sense, And I could be wrong, because

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I think there's a lot of people
that live in Broken Bow who are like,

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okay, you tourists come to our
town and take it over. But

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it's also good for the economy,
so I think it also ends up being

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like, okay, cool, that's
like everyone in every town. Yeah,

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maybe, and the entire world.
It's fortunate enough to be lovely enough to

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have people want to come visit it. Yeah, oh, these people,

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it's nice up there. And almost
none of those people are actually like from

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that place, like they all emigrated
there too. I went during the winter

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cold season, though, you know, so if you go during the summer

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hot season, you could get laking. Yeah, but I didn't, you

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know, obviously in the winter cold
seasons. Is this ef and fart thing

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in our room? Now, I've
heard it three times and I didn't hear

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it at all. The last two
days, so I'm now hearing what everyone

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else was hearing. Where's it at? I don't know i've heard it.

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I just heard of ten seconds.
Sounds like on the floor or something.

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We'll get Steve in here to look
on the floor. Yeah, Steve,

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what are you doing? I know
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am, and I don't think he
sleeps at all. I don't think he

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does either. He's already got epilepsy, so we're trying to keep him alive

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here. His career change is good
for him. If Steve's happy, you

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hope Steve's happy. I want to
see Steve cam. I feel like he's

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just wakes up early. He's probably
up too late. I thought Steve was

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older than he is because I think
he doesn't sleep well. He's like thirty

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two or something. Right, he's
really young. He's not younger than me.

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No, he's young. He's in
his thirty thirty seven. Okay,

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that's young. That's really young.
But let's not make him sound like he's

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younger than me. When you're in
Christine or the baby's on the station in

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JJ, when you're fifty five like
me and Danny, thirty seven and thirty

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two are the exact same thing.
Kevin. It doesn't matter. I don't

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know. I see Danny is way
older than you. I just see like

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one of you is, you know, still in diapers, and then the

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other is just learning to sit.
They're all the same. Did you have

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an age that for me? It
was eleven? I remember feeling like actively

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when I was eleven, thinking,
good God, I'm a man. No,

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no, I'm a man, I'm
a man now. After that Lily

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Tomlin dream shake that tiny d college
for that, yeah, late, I

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just remember thinking I'm gonna be eleven
forever, like actively, and then I'm

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never It just it just took a
long time. I remember that. You

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don't have an age that you remember
feeling like you were just stuck at gosh,

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I gotta say no, I don't. Yeah, sorry, I'm not.

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I think live's flat pretty fast.
That's what like fifth, sixth grade,

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sixth grade, those years when you
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seventh grade is when you're kind of
on the back half of middle school and

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you're thinking, okay, you can
start seeing high school kind of right over

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the horizon. I think seventh grade
is when you started feeling like something's happening,

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something feels different. Every year is
just so big and valuable. Then,

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like when you get to be thirteen, Okay, I definitely heard that.

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Okay, let's not focus on it. Well, yeah, but how

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do you not it's loud? Okay, but like twelve, it's right before

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teenager. You're an official teenager at
thirteen. Yeah, seventh grade right now?

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When what the hell matters? When
you get a year? Nothing?

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Nothing? No, Well, years
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For a lot of people who go
to work and don't like their job too.

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I think there's that once you get
past that phase and you become an

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adult, get a job, and
then you're like, geez, every day

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at work is a lot of very
slow. Those are foreople who don't like

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their job, which is in my
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So the years go fast, the
days go terribly slow, and that

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might find you get back to the
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so fast, That's what I'm saying. Because they like our job, yes,

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so both go by like this ef
a year. Yeah. It's like

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the fact that this Friday, Mike's
Gemini were doing the Christmas exchange like that

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feels like a blink of an eye, that feels like seriously weeks ago,

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and I guess it was fifty two
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it felt it feels like ten weeks
ago. But also depending on gift exchange

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and had a good time, it
also can feel like five years too,

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you know, depending on what frame
of mind you're in, because to me,

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it feels like when I was off
for six months before I took this

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job. That feels like it could
have been seven years ago, but it

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also kind of feels like yesterday at
times, just depends on where your head

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is. The show in the mornings
for a long time now, and it's

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what since July? Is that correct? Today's their ninety fifth show together?

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Of course you're keeping track what hap
OCD guy? What half of drugs?

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On every one of those days?
Whose birthday was it when we started?

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Kevin find out at nine o'clock July
twenty fourth, I find out, No,

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please don't. I've got it written
down somewhere. I don't care you

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asked. I know I was making
the point. Mikey. You told a

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story one day about how you were
singing Jennifer Lopez. What song were you

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singing to your dog? It was
the ding Gooz Morning News Things the other

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day, well Latina a few weeks
back, I hated I love it the

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Underdog's on top that one. No, you were singing the song I played

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for Simon when I go home,
No No No, But you were singing

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the Dingo Mornings song you like popped
out of the show and with ding Goo's

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Morning and Simon just looked at you, like what, I sing the whole

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song, yeah, like in the
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I go into the office and then
I pop my head in the hallway and

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just end it with a thing Goose
Morning News. And he kind of does

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a second double take and lays his
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of something that I did last night
when you talked about when you get to

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a certain age and you're just kind
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day no matter if you love your
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myself last night it's, you know, time for me to start thinking about

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going to bed, and I'm in
the middle of a great crime show on

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Amazon Prime Man. There's like twenty
minutes left in it. I look up

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the clock and I turn it off
and I go, well, Geraldine,

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I gotta go to bed because I
want to get a job where I didn't

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get up at four in the morning. Yeah, And she just kind of

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looked at me, like, why
are you mad at me? Yelling at

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me again? I start shutting the
lights off and going to crawl in bed

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at ten. I don't want to
go to sleep at ten. I want

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to stay up. You don't,
Yeah, I do, secretly you kind

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of like it. No, I
don't. There's no part of me that

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likes going to bed before ten year
early every day I have to yeah,

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yeah, you could come in twenty
minutes later than you do. These engaging

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stories at eight thirty. Don't write
themselves. No, they do these engaging

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stories at eight thirty. Don't copy
and paste themselves into a Google doc.

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Okay, I know you talked about
before he sing to Geraldine? Always?

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Do? I sing to her?
Yeah? Like, I sing songs every

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day when I go home. I'm
always got some kind of weird, you

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know, discourse going on with her. I will sing long form songs and

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I was, I was, I'm
not doing it. I don't really know

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it, but I'll sing to her
that I have to go to work tomorrow,

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you know, like I gotta go
to bed, you know, and

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I'll sing songs about she doesn't have
a say in this matter, or he

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doesn't have a say in this matter
anyway, he doesn't get a vote,

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you know, like sorry, I
gotta go to work. But every day

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I go home and I sing something
along lines of Simon s Roy Sweet little

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boy plays with his toys. And
it's not like it's come together any better

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than it did on day one.
It's not really a banterer just yet.

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It'll get there, turned into your
own Bohemian rhapsody. Yet beautiful, it's

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still pretty much wheels on the bus, beautiful, Jery, Yes it is

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wheels on the bus. They will
hear it at eight. It's pretty much

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just the quality equivalent of charge.
That's about the creativity. That that's the

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long version of charge. The charge
that I love the most is charge.

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It's your charge. Uh huh?
That a TikTok world, isn't it.

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Everybody's okay, okay, seriously,
okay, but what are we gonna do?

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And we're not gonna look for it, We're not gonna find it.

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No one's found it all week.
There's a fart machine somewhere in the studio,

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and I'm not we're not doing the
whole show about it. Not that

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they're I enjoyed listening to the capers
of Bed and Skin and the speakeasy trying

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to figure out what the fart machine
was. But we're not making the whole

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show of my theory either. Just
grit our teeth and take it. Like

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Jalen Hurts on a fourth and one
with kind of game well behind where we

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can, you know, ignore it. I don't know what it looks like.

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You dropped the ball there, toll
me. What do you think his

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eyes rolled in the back of his
head smile? Is Jalen Hurts smoking a

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cigarette? Right? We don't you
looks like a couple of fingers right there,

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like a couple of fingers knuckle deep. Jim Toddy predicts it will happen

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that forever he has. It's cool
human trick. Like imagine if like Chris

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Angel all of a sudden stopped doing
cool magic things. What are you doing

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referencing Chris Angels? All magician talk
is welcome here. It's like Chris Angel

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did one trick right, and he
made his whole head disappear. Yeah,

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it actually happened, right, Okay, And then they're like, oh my

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god, this is the greatest trick
I've ever seen it. Here is twenty

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million dollars per year to have a
residency at our casino, and we're looking

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for ten years. It's amazing,
stupid TV show mind freak. And then

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he just stopped doing that trick and
just stood on stage and made weird noises.

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That's what Tony Romo. That's the
Tony Romo store. There's one trick

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he stopped doing it because he can't
do it anymore. It's the flying the

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Flying will Linda's and it's like,
no, no, no, we're not

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paying you to learn more about you. You know. We just wanted to

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walk across something cool. Yeah,
and maybe like once a year one of

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you wipe out their pitching ideas,
like what I would you like I could

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at home, like you know,
maybe cook we cook the cameras kids shows

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cooking, like in the kitchen,
like yeah, no, no, no,

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walk across something cool, that's all
banger. Walk across the thing with

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broken glass, predict the plays what
happened thing, what happened? I think

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it's a curse of Dak. I
think that got him. When Dak broke

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his leg and Tony said, he
you gotta hope that it's a cramp.

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I think that's the day that all
of his powers. It was the tipping

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point. I was this real quick. I mean this, I truly think,

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and I won't let it go I'm
talking about anymore. I truly think

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the Bending Skin Show or one of
them created the thing because they didn't have

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much content this week. That's how
they ever combat that to kill some segments

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by the wol will the down beat. It'sazy. What's the end game?

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I guess if one of them gets
busted as being the well the murderer inside

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the house, my problem is like
I need some thing to line up.

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Monday they said they heard it.
I didn't hear a thing in here Monday

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Tuesday they were acting like they heard
it in the break room. Did y'all

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hear anything? We were out there
by the breakroom or in the our cubicle

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area. We were out there for
a while today for like an hour after

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the show. I heard nothing.
So are they making stuff up or like

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the in on it together? Is
it one of them? I would say,

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I never heard it on air,
not until until today. So that's

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the bit. Is today's our day
or what's today Wednesday? Yeah, look,

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we'll do it to ourselves from no, No, it's there, it's

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we're all getting it all week.
At some point I guess it was them

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first. And who was the last
show to air yesterday, Speak Easy,

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the only one of them that's been
here all week, Well, Jeff and

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Julie Alt Today's but TC didn't come
in that first day one. Michael Gruber.

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I think Dude Grooves does need to
be added to this. Yes,

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of course he does. Yeah he
is mister fart. But it doesn't matter.

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It's an app. The thing is
hidden somewhere. Someone doesn't need to

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show up and do anything. There's
just an app. It's hidden, and

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they press the thing and they can
wind up whoever they want. Sounds kind

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of cool. Tell me you look
up fart app and your apples, and

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there's not one hundred things I would
like others, but more than farts,

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I think I just kind of want
a drum in the background every once in

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a while, just a snare hit, I mean, and then maybe the

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occasional Curtis Mayfield. It's been going
on so long, though, somebody's definitely

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having to buy into the in app
purchases, you know, to keep it

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extended. True unlocked Description six through
fifteen are these forefarts? There was more?

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Well, let's unlock a whole volley
of new farts. The truth is

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someone's lying hard right to everyone else's
faces because it's been going along enough and

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we've all talked about it. Oh
my god, there it is. There

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it is. You know what I'll
put I want to put that mic right

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next to it so people can hear
this. Things I don't think they can

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hear it, so they can at
least know what we're dealing with. I'll

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say, we're gonna give away Kevin
Hart tickets. We're gonna do it on

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our This is sort of a test. We want to see how this works.

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But we give away tickets on the
air all the time. We will

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continue to do that with great tickets, but today we wanted to try to

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give it away via our Twitter account. It's at ninety seven to one the

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Freak, at nine to seven to
one the Freak, and it's gonna be

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one of these simple jobs where you
have to follow the account and retweet it.

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That's it, and if you do
that, you're gonna be eligible to

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win a pair of Kevin Heart tickets
to number fifteenth. It's it WinStar World

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Casino. So you have to do
that's it. Follow the account and retweet

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it, and we're gonna see how
many people do it, and then we're

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gonna compile all those names, put
them in the Wheel of Destiny, and

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sometime at the nine o'clock hour,
right, yeah, nine point thirty,

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we'll do the Wheel of Destiny spin
to find out mo fo, Yeah,

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and someone will randomly win. There
you go, MF and planned to me

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right, So, uh, it's
not out yet, but I'm about to

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tweet it out at ninety seven won
the Freak. You just have to retweet

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it, so followed, follow the
ninety seven one the Freak Twitter account.

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Yeah, like it and retweet it. Yeah, we'll count the retweets and

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then we'll confirm that you're following the
count after we spin the wheel. Okay,

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yep, because if we go to
your account you're not following ninety seven

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won the Freak, then what's the
point We're going to block and then we'll

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give it to someone else. Yeah, we'll block. You will mute you.

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That's even worse you. No,
no, no, we're still seeing

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what you're doing. We just we
don't only when we click on it.

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We're still in charge. Muting is
so much more powerful than blocking. Muting.

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Muting is you're blocked. But I
don't want to hurt your feelings,

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all right, so we'll do follow
that ninety seven in the Freak and Mike.

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You'll get the post up in the
next couple of minutes. Coming next,

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the most important thing in the world
our video games getting too realistic?

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What's the deal with high school girls
wearing this? I swear it won't be

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creepy. Next, I'm ninety seven
one the Freak