All right, so today show it is going to be a bit nutsy,
give me a little bit out there, so you like straight fired in pants.
Let's go, let's go, get hyped up. It's Wednesday, say
down beat. A lot of crap today, So it didn't clip with your
clip show countdown at part three, Halvens at nine at eight o'clock, the
downbeat singing Christmas Tree to opera, your usual sports at seven scuttle butt didn't
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good morning, how are we doing fellas? Hi Kevin, Hi, Danny,
Hi, Hi jj bye Hi hip building, car wash, car wash
police, DoD. I've listened to or re listened to yesterday's clip countdown twice
now on replay yesterday after the speakeasy in my car and then this morning on
the way to work or once I got up here laughing out loud, both
on a segment that we did which I never laugh at our own stuff,
and I laughed twice. It was so silly. I listened to it once
last evening and it was very It's very funny. I hate to do it
and I rarely do, but I've had my own joke stuck in my head
of like you guys tweeted or texted to me we were talking, which is
just no appointment. Appointment whoever texted that this is name mimsung. No,
it's men's song, men's song of the Korean Consulate floor above us. Yeah,
we missed it. I heart follow the free click the Downbeat podcasts and
scroll down to a yesterday's segment. What time was that? Yeah, but
listen live now? Well yeah, but I'm saying, like you know,
oh free time. I'm still highly conflinted about giving our audience our entire show
every single day. Really funny, what if someone has one of those things
right determine if we're good at radio or not. And it's incredibly h great
system. So what if they crank up live radio and play like multiple podcasts
within twenty four hours at the same time, and then you put that little
thing next to it and they just crank it all up and listen to five
things at once. Maybe maybe again, but we come back to the bigger
issue. You said, what if someone who has that thing? And we
come back to the bigger issue off, not everyone has that thing. I
know, what if you went to a buffet and ate one of all of
the foods, how would you feel? Right? Your body would probably just
oversaturate itself and implode. Well, the same thing will happen to this little
machine. They wouldn't enjoy it, But yeah, would it count Probably not.
I think one would cancel the other thing, or you'd get credit for
none. I guess I'm weirded out by a lot of things when it comes
to this, because we are the only station in town that just talks about
kind of whatever. And it can be sports, it can be some news
things happen locally. It could be downbeat singing Christmas tree toppers. It'd be
a lot of different things. And we are the only one that I know
of that post our entire show, really, our entire prime twelve hours every
single day. Like there are other stations in town who talk about some things,
a little bit of everything, but they're not posting their entire shows.
And I don't know, I'm I would imagine that their audience would want that.
You imagine they would I think so right, Well, that's the thing
that but I think I think I've always thought this would shut herself in the
foot. I think by telling people listen when you want, and people go,
yeah, catch up on Friday or Saturday, and then they forget to
or wait, was that it? I didn't hear anything. It's Look,
it's the it's the conflicting thing where Look, iHeartMedia is at the forefront of
kind of getting ahead of the or at least kind of going with the flow
of the way everything is going digitally. You know that they realize that terrestrial
radio is probably you know, and it's waning moments. Well, I don't
know that they would say that, and I don't know that I agree with
you. Look there they are. Look, they're self described. They just
themselves. Huh, who's Wayne, Wayne? What are you doing? You
see this? Who'ne waning? This will not make next year's you're in top
fifty. Clip that joke because it's happening. Two you're still awake, so
you know even you know your joke wasn't that good because you've remained upright,
But the follow up, can I make my point? We'll take two seconds.
You're making this longer than it should be. But it's a conflict of
Yes, we are going to base the life and success of you know,
our shows and our station and our ratings based on how people listen in the
immediate but we also want to pretty much treat all of our shows like podcasts,
so they're on demand, you get them when you want, they're right
there, but as long as you listen to them within twenty four hours of
them originally airing, then you'll get credit for that allegedly. Allegedly, So
we don't really have any idea. Let's just say some people really know how
this system works. Oh they don't know. Some people do who well,
some people may have peoples with there areacity working at their company, right.
Some people are masters at making this work in their favor, and some people
just show up and try to do funny stuff and do good stuff on the
radio and just have your fingers crossed and trust it. It'll all work out
and it's not. Also, there are legit conflicts of interest that yeah,
I'm not going into right now, but like something Danny you were gone.
Something Mikey and I talked about last week was when you watch on TV,
dude, it's happened. This happened two weeks ago. It was Jim Nance
and Tony Romo go, and don't forget this game was running a little late
tonight in twenty minutes on NBC Sunday Night Football. Like now, granted that's
the NFL overarching running all these networks, kind of yeah, that supersedes,
but that they're promoting that rather than sixty minutes is still coming up next on
CBS. And if that attitude, if radio had that attitude a little more,
because here's what radio does. Radio promotes podcasts, right, don't we
promote podcasts? When's the last time you heard a podcast that was like,
hey, if you'll go listen right now on FM? You don't hear that?
So there you get what I like to call a swallowing. Now,
So if TV can go and they can dance with each other, then why
can't we. We should be able to have anyone on in this market that
we want, regardless of partnerships, and it should be wanted by all of
us. But we're led to believe that we're supposed to all be enemies and
all of that stuff. Horsecrap, by the way, but it's what we're
told to do and how we're supposed to handle that. That's a different scenario
though, because the NFL is bigger than their networks. Radio is bigger than
all of it. The power of radio. It's a medium, Danny,
Okay, Well, I could see that if we if different radio stations carried
NFL games. I could see where hey, flip over to whatever jazz station
you know is in the market, because tonight, after the three o'clock game,
they're going to be airing Sunday Night football. I could see how that
would happen from a national perspective, from a company, an NFL company perspective,
we don't have anything that big that's going to break those lines, break
those barriers as far as cross you know, cross contamination. I'm just saying
like, if if we wanted to have Corey Davidson, a radio personality in
this market at another station, we wanted to have him on to talk about
Oklahoma's quarterback transfer entering the transfer portal, we should be allowed to have him
on. By the way, would never want that, would not ever want
to talk Oklahoma quarterbacks, but we should be able to. And if Corby
on his show was like yeah, right, and the Dolphins are one of
the hottest teams in the league right now, Let's get mikey on. They
should be able to make the call and then we all save each other rather
than some fake fight. Can you imagine executives' heads exploding? Number one?
That would number one, It would never be get you'd never get permission and
there would be no way to ask forgiveness if that, if something like that
happened over there. Either way, I don't know if they'd care here.
They would not give a single damn for the most because it benefits us more
than it does them to have him on. I'm telling you, I've worked
at Heart longer than you guys have for four years. They don't care.
They don't Yeah, they're down like those things like it just just never mattered
if we wanted to do it. Well, I think they might have a
different attitude if if we were, you know, pulling eleven point nines and
they were pulling two point ones or whatever the numbers are, Yeah, be
a big it'd be a much difference. Yeah, I guess in this case
it sounds like us cool, what could we have some of the first place.
Oh, and that's why we're gonna have a lot of guests in the
next coming weeks to celebrate Felice Navido. We're gonna have all the on our
host from all the Mexican radio stations jumping on with us. We're even gonna
do a quick, just kind of intro to Spanish, you know, kind
of a crash course, one hour long Rosetta Stone type situation. We should
just play like duelingo yeah, and then provide a service of learning a different
language. But we're gonna have a year who works at Odyssey. We'll have
Chariso in here and he'll tell us what's up my good friend Trees. By
the way, there's a guy whose name is it translates to sausage. Yeah,
and he's awesome. You're friends with him, He goes, that's what
he does. It's one of his mini bits. All right, I wish
you good morning to Butch and Broken Bow. Shout out to Butch. What's
Butch doing up there? I don't know, but every morning at six o'clock
in the first like five minutes of the day, he says good morning from
Broken Bow Butch. All right, Butch, like every day, so shout
out Butch man, Butcher crush out there does butch, do people actually live
in Broken Bow? I always think of it as like a little vacation.
Have you been? No, I want to go real bad, have you?
Is it nice? Yeah? What's the foliage situation? A lot of
trees change in this time of year, lot of trees, a couple of
lakes. I do get the sense, And I could be wrong, because
I think there's a lot of people that live in Broken Bow who are like,
okay, you tourists come to our town and take it over. But
it's also good for the economy, so I think it also ends up being
like, okay, cool, that's like everyone in every town. Yeah,
maybe, and the entire world. It's fortunate enough to be lovely enough to
have people want to come visit it. Yeah, oh, these people,
it's nice up there. And almost none of those people are actually like from
that place, like they all emigrated there too. I went during the winter
cold season, though, you know, so if you go during the summer
hot season, you could get laking. Yeah, but I didn't, you
know, obviously in the winter cold seasons. Is this ef and fart thing
in our room? Now, I've heard it three times and I didn't hear
it at all. The last two days, so I'm now hearing what everyone
else was hearing. Where's it at? I don't know i've heard it.
I just heard of ten seconds. Sounds like on the floor or something.
We'll get Steve in here to look on the floor. Yeah, Steve,
what are you doing? I know Steve's up. Steve wakes up at two
am, and I don't think he sleeps at all. I don't think he
does either. He's already got epilepsy, so we're trying to keep him alive
here. His career change is good for him. If Steve's happy, you
hope Steve's happy. I want to see Steve cam. I feel like he's
just wakes up early. He's probably up too late. I thought Steve was
older than he is because I think he doesn't sleep well. He's like thirty
two or something. Right, he's really young. He's not younger than me.
No, he's young. He's in his thirty thirty seven. Okay,
that's young. That's really young. But let's not make him sound like he's
younger than me. When you're in Christine or the baby's on the station in
JJ, when you're fifty five like me and Danny, thirty seven and thirty
two are the exact same thing. Kevin. It doesn't matter. I don't
know. I see Danny is way older than you. I just see like
one of you is, you know, still in diapers, and then the
other is just learning to sit. They're all the same. Did you have
an age that for me? It was eleven? I remember feeling like actively
when I was eleven, thinking, good God, I'm a man. No,
no, I'm a man, I'm a man now. After that Lily
Tomlin dream shake that tiny d college for that, yeah, late, I
just remember thinking I'm gonna be eleven forever, like actively, and then I'm
never It just it just took a long time. I remember that. You
don't have an age that you remember feeling like you were just stuck at gosh,
I gotta say no, I don't. Yeah, sorry, I'm not.
I think live's flat pretty fast. That's what like fifth, sixth grade,
sixth grade, those years when you were that age twelve. I think
seventh grade is when you're kind of on the back half of middle school and
you're thinking, okay, you can start seeing high school kind of right over
the horizon. I think seventh grade is when you started feeling like something's happening,
something feels different. Every year is just so big and valuable. Then,
like when you get to be thirteen, Okay, I definitely heard that.
Okay, let's not focus on it. Well, yeah, but how
do you not it's loud? Okay, but like twelve, it's right before
teenager. You're an official teenager at thirteen. Yeah, seventh grade right now?
When what the hell matters? When you get a year? Nothing?
Nothing? No, Well, years go fast and the days go slow.
For a lot of people who go to work and don't like their job too.
I think there's that once you get past that phase and you become an
adult, get a job, and then you're like, geez, every day
at work is a lot of very slow. Those are foreople who don't like
their job, which is in my opinion, the majority of people. Yes,
So the years go fast, the days go terribly slow, and that
might find you get back to the mill. I'm finding life just going by
so fast, That's what I'm saying. Because they like our job, yes,
so both go by like this ef a year. Yeah. It's like
the fact that this Friday, Mike's Gemini were doing the Christmas exchange like that
feels like a blink of an eye, that feels like seriously weeks ago,
and I guess it was fifty two weeks ago that we did it, but
it felt it feels like ten weeks ago. But also depending on gift exchange
and had a good time, it also can feel like five years too,
you know, depending on what frame of mind you're in, because to me,
it feels like when I was off for six months before I took this
job. That feels like it could have been seven years ago, but it
also kind of feels like yesterday at times, just depends on where your head
is. The show in the mornings for a long time now, and it's
what since July? Is that correct? Today's their ninety fifth show together?
Of course you're keeping track what hap OCD guy? What half of drugs?
On every one of those days? Whose birthday was it when we started?
Kevin find out at nine o'clock July twenty fourth, I find out, No,
please don't. I've got it written down somewhere. I don't care you
asked. I know I was making the point. Mikey. You told a
story one day about how you were singing Jennifer Lopez. What song were you
singing to your dog? It was the ding Gooz Morning News Things the other
day, well Latina a few weeks back, I hated I love it the
Underdog's on top that one. No, you were singing the song I played
for Simon when I go home, No No No, But you were singing
the Dingo Mornings song you like popped out of the show and with ding Goo's
Morning and Simon just looked at you, like what, I sing the whole
song, yeah, like in the hallway and then at the end, then
I go into the office and then I pop my head in the hallway and
just end it with a thing Goose Morning News. And he kind of does
a second double take and lays his head down. And it made me think
of something that I did last night when you talked about when you get to
a certain age and you're just kind of in the grind and you work every
day no matter if you love your job or hate your job. I found
myself last night it's, you know, time for me to start thinking about
going to bed, and I'm in the middle of a great crime show on
Amazon Prime Man. There's like twenty minutes left in it. I look up
the clock and I turn it off and I go, well, Geraldine,
I gotta go to bed because I want to get a job where I didn't
get up at four in the morning. Yeah, And she just kind of
looked at me, like, why are you mad at me? Yelling at
me again? I start shutting the lights off and going to crawl in bed
at ten. I don't want to go to sleep at ten. I want
to stay up. You don't, Yeah, I do, secretly you kind
of like it. No, I don't. There's no part of me that
likes going to bed before ten year early every day I have to yeah,
yeah, you could come in twenty minutes later than you do. These engaging
stories at eight thirty. Don't write themselves. No, they do these engaging
stories at eight thirty. Don't copy and paste themselves into a Google doc.
Okay, I know you talked about before he sing to Geraldine? Always?
Do? I sing to her? Yeah? Like, I sing songs every
day when I go home. I'm always got some kind of weird, you
know, discourse going on with her. I will sing long form songs and
I was, I was, I'm not doing it. I don't really know
it, but I'll sing to her that I have to go to work tomorrow,
you know, like I gotta go to bed, you know, and
I'll sing songs about she doesn't have a say in this matter, or he
doesn't have a say in this matter anyway, he doesn't get a vote,
you know, like sorry, I gotta go to work. But every day
I go home and I sing something along lines of Simon s Roy Sweet little
boy plays with his toys. And it's not like it's come together any better
than it did on day one. It's not really a banterer just yet.
It'll get there, turned into your own Bohemian rhapsody. Yet beautiful, it's
still pretty much wheels on the bus, beautiful, Jery, Yes it is
wheels on the bus. They will hear it at eight. It's pretty much
just the quality equivalent of charge. That's about the creativity. That that's the
long version of charge. The charge that I love the most is charge.
It's your charge. Uh huh? That a TikTok world, isn't it.
Everybody's okay, okay, seriously, okay, but what are we gonna do?
And we're not gonna look for it, We're not gonna find it.
No one's found it all week. There's a fart machine somewhere in the studio,
and I'm not we're not doing the whole show about it. Not that
they're I enjoyed listening to the capers of Bed and Skin and the speakeasy trying
to figure out what the fart machine was. But we're not making the whole
show of my theory either. Just grit our teeth and take it. Like
Jalen Hurts on a fourth and one with kind of game well behind where we
can, you know, ignore it. I don't know what it looks like.
You dropped the ball there, toll me. What do you think his
eyes rolled in the back of his head smile? Is Jalen Hurts smoking a
cigarette? Right? We don't you looks like a couple of fingers right there,
like a couple of fingers knuckle deep. Jim Toddy predicts it will happen
that forever he has. It's cool human trick. Like imagine if like Chris
Angel all of a sudden stopped doing cool magic things. What are you doing
referencing Chris Angels? All magician talk is welcome here. It's like Chris Angel
did one trick right, and he made his whole head disappear. Yeah,
it actually happened, right, Okay, And then they're like, oh my
god, this is the greatest trick I've ever seen it. Here is twenty
million dollars per year to have a residency at our casino, and we're looking
for ten years. It's amazing, stupid TV show mind freak. And then
he just stopped doing that trick and just stood on stage and made weird noises.
That's what Tony Romo. That's the Tony Romo store. There's one trick
he stopped doing it because he can't do it anymore. It's the flying the
Flying will Linda's and it's like, no, no, no, we're not
paying you to learn more about you. You know. We just wanted to
walk across something cool. Yeah, and maybe like once a year one of
you wipe out their pitching ideas, like what I would you like I could
at home, like you know, maybe cook we cook the cameras kids shows
cooking, like in the kitchen, like yeah, no, no, no,
walk across something cool, that's all banger. Walk across the thing with
broken glass, predict the plays what happened thing, what happened? I think
it's a curse of Dak. I think that got him. When Dak broke
his leg and Tony said, he you gotta hope that it's a cramp.
I think that's the day that all of his powers. It was the tipping
point. I was this real quick. I mean this, I truly think,
and I won't let it go I'm talking about anymore. I truly think
the Bending Skin Show or one of them created the thing because they didn't have
much content this week. That's how they ever combat that to kill some segments
by the wol will the down beat. It'sazy. What's the end game?
I guess if one of them gets busted as being the well the murderer inside
the house, my problem is like I need some thing to line up.
Monday they said they heard it. I didn't hear a thing in here Monday
Tuesday they were acting like they heard it in the break room. Did y'all
hear anything? We were out there by the breakroom or in the our cubicle
area. We were out there for a while today for like an hour after
the show. I heard nothing. So are they making stuff up or like
the in on it together? Is it one of them? I would say,
I never heard it on air, not until until today. So that's
the bit. Is today's our day or what's today Wednesday? Yeah, look,
we'll do it to ourselves from no, No, it's there, it's
we're all getting it all week. At some point I guess it was them
first. And who was the last show to air yesterday, Speak Easy,
the only one of them that's been here all week, Well, Jeff and
Julie Alt Today's but TC didn't come in that first day one. Michael Gruber.
I think Dude Grooves does need to be added to this. Yes,
of course he does. Yeah he is mister fart. But it doesn't matter.
It's an app. The thing is hidden somewhere. Someone doesn't need to
show up and do anything. There's just an app. It's hidden, and
they press the thing and they can wind up whoever they want. Sounds kind
of cool. Tell me you look up fart app and your apples, and
there's not one hundred things I would like others, but more than farts,
I think I just kind of want a drum in the background every once in
a while, just a snare hit, I mean, and then maybe the
occasional Curtis Mayfield. It's been going on so long, though, somebody's definitely
having to buy into the in app purchases, you know, to keep it
extended. True unlocked Description six through fifteen are these forefarts? There was more?
Well, let's unlock a whole volley of new farts. The truth is
someone's lying hard right to everyone else's faces because it's been going along enough and
we've all talked about it. Oh my god, there it is. There
it is. You know what I'll put I want to put that mic right
next to it so people can hear this. Things I don't think they can
hear it, so they can at least know what we're dealing with. I'll
say, we're gonna give away Kevin Hart tickets. We're gonna do it on
our This is sort of a test. We want to see how this works.
But we give away tickets on the air all the time. We will
continue to do that with great tickets, but today we wanted to try to
give it away via our Twitter account. It's at ninety seven to one the
Freak, at nine to seven to one the Freak, and it's gonna be
one of these simple jobs where you have to follow the account and retweet it.
That's it, and if you do that, you're gonna be eligible to
win a pair of Kevin Heart tickets to number fifteenth. It's it WinStar World
Casino. So you have to do that's it. Follow the account and retweet
it, and we're gonna see how many people do it, and then we're
gonna compile all those names, put them in the Wheel of Destiny, and
sometime at the nine o'clock hour, right, yeah, nine point thirty,
we'll do the Wheel of Destiny spin to find out mo fo, Yeah,
and someone will randomly win. There you go, MF and planned to me
right, So, uh, it's not out yet, but I'm about to
tweet it out at ninety seven won the Freak. You just have to retweet
it, so followed, follow the ninety seven one the Freak Twitter account.
Yeah, like it and retweet it. Yeah, we'll count the retweets and
then we'll confirm that you're following the count after we spin the wheel. Okay,
yep, because if we go to your account you're not following ninety seven
won the Freak, then what's the point We're going to block and then we'll
give it to someone else. Yeah, we'll block. You will mute you.
That's even worse you. No, no, no, we're still seeing
what you're doing. We just we don't only when we click on it.
We're still in charge. Muting is so much more powerful than blocking. Muting.
Muting is you're blocked. But I don't want to hurt your feelings,
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