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He was just on eleven okay, in the background, what did he
do? Kind of he was looking at his hold his arms out and then
he finally sended his arms. He was in his dissent position as we hook
him to a monofilament wires. Is he wearing plumbing out fits? He's wearing
like the freak tea. He he's wearing the cool eclipse lawn chair. Friday.
I just always feel like a shirt. And I could see Carrie at
a at a black tie affair and he would be wearing plumbers pants with paint
all over it. Yea, and still fit in. For those that don't
know, uh, Carrie is a listener of the station Day one Freaking Jesus,
and he is the brain shot behind the lawn chair Friday where listeners would
sometimes come hang out in the lawn outside of the studio that we broadcast in
It's Insane number one. He's the leader of the Glenn pat zero. But
he was just a Channel eleven there, Clive worn Parker. They're at the
promis at Channel eleven and there he is just in the background, just kind
of wandering around on the hit. Now we tend to call in, did
he did? He respond? He said, okay, Carrie, call in.
Man, there is there is there is kind of dancing. Look at
what a mess. I call in And he didn't because he's busy being on
t Full Street, straight Full Street. Get a picture, get a good
pic. Rangers have what a beast. Oh he's dominating, this chilling,
dominating right down. He's just looking off to the same man, your little
kosher. He's on the phone there live, he said, Okay, go
see hi, crazy, I don't want to hear from you. Is that
a woman or is that John Lennon in nineteen seventy Oh that is Peter Okay,
sorry, okay, p h carry that mean join us down the freaking
hotline. It's Carrie Bubba freak. Jesus, dude, you are Pepper in
these news stations you're getting John. Is there a dude that looks like Is
there dude looks like John Lennon getting interviewed right now? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, I think take Okay, that's too much. Hey, get in
there next to Hannah Bots and let's get you. Let's get you interview.
I can hear you. Okay, but hey, wait the news lady in
the yellow Okay, that's the Fox floor lady. If she starts interviewing people
in the crowd, get her attention, do a big interview, shout out
the free, do all the stuff you need to ask your name telling your
name is Colin Mori cowell. Oh look he wander, he's got a dancing
You are so close. Second, there's only two big TV. Look at
that picture, Kevin, so he knows how good this is. This is
amazing it's a shame they got it on iPhone portrait mode because he's kind of
blurry. Hold on your earbud, yeah yeah, yeah, that phone.
No, No, he cares you a wild dance you're is doing grave exactly
the double point hip thrusting. Little bit of hip thrust. Don't hit just
a little bit, just one one one, just two pumps, two pumps,
Max. Not he's gonna get arrested, no doubt er. All right,
sounded all right, Carrie, Okay, interviewed right now, I'll do
it on a do whatever you want. Watch him is gonna go. Yeah.
They're trying to zoom past him, but no you can't. You can't
cut him out of your shot. No, you can't cut out. He's
just dancing and you're having a good time. Anything wrong, What are we
showing. We're showing people having a good time. He's a clipsing, is
what he's doing. So they're taking it away from the studio. You're clear,
but be ready because she might be going, hey, we need to
interview some patrons down there. Yeah, stay vigilant, Carrie. All right,
all right, stay close. We might need you. Okay, yeah,
all right, we'll catch it. Carrie, stay close a red eyed
Hannah Botha is going to turn around. Dude, you dare try to ruin
a live shot of mind that is really funny? Such good pub groove and
back there, Jesus, only other dude in a two shots on four and
eleven. I put a tweet out at kat fun Tweets if you want to
see this. It's it's coverage of both Fox four and Channel eleven and it's
Carrie just hijacking all the live shots. Now we need the BEIT and skin
show. Christina and Steve to get behind Hannabata nowadavada, we need them to
get down there. Would you like to get behind Hannahbata? Mikey No,
No, doesn't make sense. It's a bad question. He's here now.
It's for Christine. I did admit. As the eclipse gets close, Frond'm
getting impossibly horny because of the eclipse. I don't know why. I'm assuming
it's the eclipse. We know at the end of the show had the lunar
cycle is also connected to the male libido. Absolutely, I am bouncing off
the walls when we go to break I'm feeling I don't even know if,
like, if that's a warning or like a that's a warning. That's a
warning. That's a warning to YouTube. I need to get to Christina immediately.
Oh god, don't you get the feeling that when Mikey gets really right,
I mean really horny, he's somebody that you just want to stay out
of their way. Yeah, ball heading down, running through, and you
don't want to be the guy holding up the red narpet concerned at all about
your pleasure. She's trying to just take this burst through that red flag.
What all right, Well, that's pretty awesome carry out there, that's cool
that. Uh you don't hear this funny audio from Yes, okay, yo,
dude, you'd love to uh did you? Oh? Hold on,
hold on, that's my YouTube TV up. Sorry, okay, this is
ESPN last night. Mac Sureser is in the dugout. Obviously you can't play
because he's hurt, right, and Carl Ravich, David Kohane and the other
guy, Edward O Prez We're like, oh, we're gonna have him on.
So here's Mac Suser and Max sure is just in the dugout with Nate
Low just sitting on a bench. So we figure Max Suser plays the role
of roving reporter in your dugout, who's sitting next to you. We're just
sitting here and watch a game. We're talking shop, see what's going down.
I love this alright, So Dunning on the Mountain, first Guy Asis,
Jeremy Pinion, re Fa Ball, Carl Coney and Edvardo the Sunday Night
Booth. Max is not a part of it. Otherwise, what do you
seeing, Dave Donny Max? Oh, he's doing good. Okay. Karl
Ravits is trying to get it in cards because he's not a part of it.
Like he's thinking Max is gonna take off. No, I think this
is just a miscommunication. I think what was expected of Max when he agreed
to this. Yeah, he said, now you're a roving reporter. Who's
sitting next to you? Max, We're just gonna watch the game. He's
gonna watch see what's going on? Right, or maybe Max changed his mind
in the in the moments, like he's into it. He's happy to answer
their questions and converse with them. But don't just have him take over your
your job. They expected he is Jordan the booth. He's gonna give us
in set never before. So then Carl Rabits is like Okay, well,
I've got to ask you to do it. I wrote the pops. I
just said what opress a lot? And I remember when I played with the
then Cleveland Indians and also with the Ruds. Aaron Boone was my teammate and
we would sit on the bench and actually do play by play if you play.
Yeah, my skill set, that's not my skill set. I'm the
color guy. So okay, that being said, take over as the color
guy. Here's Kyle Tucker. Well, yeah, they're asking me. This
is to be live on ESPN's talking about this mid game. Yeah, this
is completely out of my show. I get one chance, all right,
Max? Awkward? Max and I want to play games, play the television
games. This is where you get a little pushy. Let see if we
can't get a strike curveball right here? I like that. So you're looking
for curveball strike swinging, Well, obviously that would be great. You're taking
just a strike. I just I didn't clarify it. Yeah, impressing my
analyst a second. Here we go. I didn't say whatever, like,
hold me to it a strike, I don't care. I don't care.
How make it edit it into play, get it out? Well, they
have a relatively quick inning, so you to come back for the bottom half.
You don't want to do another half? Animax or what are you done?
Foxes wrapped? Thank you Max, all right, appreciate it. It's
three zip. Fax helped us get through it. Did better picture than analyst.
He'llock knowledge. It's his first try. First ruck oh hockey. Every
once in a while, you know, do a bit and it's like,
I wish I hadn't have done that. I do that a lot, or
say something on the radio. It's like that didn't go over. Well,
that's one of those moments. He's very well spoken to, like you like
talking. He'll give good thought out but I think headphone it. Yeah,
I'm not doing that. Two guys want to talk to me or interview me,
absolute conversation, but don't don't make me work. And they're like,
yeah, you just you drew the booth. Be the guy. Yeah,
it's like, who knows what that email chain was? Like, I just
had a bad thought about the eclipse real quick, What if orbit as we
know it stopped? Yeah, when the moon crossed the sun or what do
you mean, well, what if it stopped orbit? You mean our rotation?
What do you. What do you mean orbits? Then you live in
a total darkness like our lives would change. You mean the rotation of the
Earth stops or the moon? Yeah, motion in orbit stops. Yeah,
which okay, I mean I like this time of the year and the seasons
are pretty good. Oh that, but you'd be night frozen in time.
But the temperature lovely. Yeah, I want. It's just matters how dark
we're talking, because I don't think it's gonna be. It's not gonna be
like two am. Too much of a stoner conversation for morning drive. No,
you're good. I think you just had your sureser moment four minutes of
darkness in the afternoon and just think about how our world would change. We
grab about one hour of daylight savings time, like in Alaska they do the
month of night country. Yeah, it's not gonna be total darkness, Kevio.
It's not gonna be. No, it's not gonna be pitch black like
mid night. Yes, sleep mask on. No, it's not. No,
it's like, uh, it'll be like your you got the blinds down
in your in your red in your bedroom, but you don't have the blackout
curtains. It's still some seepage. There's going to be seepage, and then
it's going to be a slow burn back to full brightness solar seepage. I
will say, in the last thirty minutes, we have peeped our head outside
and it does feel like the cloud cover is starting to ram Oh it's thick
as a brick out there. What's gonna happen though, which it's gonna get
even darker because of the clouds. It's just gonna be this ominous thing where
you don't even see the sun. It just gets dark. That could actually
have a cooler effect for the broader spectrum than it would just staring at this
globe that gets covered up for four minutes by the moon and then goes away.
This could be a really interesting, interesting vibe. I don't want to
get as weird as Kevin. I have a more legit question, but how
do you think this is this a clip is going to affect our local werewolves?
Okay, yeah, you're right, that's that's fair. I haven't thought
about that. And vampires are going to have four minutes to feast during the
day, Oh, Kenkyrie pound food uh is ramadan over? Yeah, it's
like Yesterdair it was. I thought that too, But no, I think
he was still ramadanning yesterday. Okay, yeah, but I think they're calling
it to it soon, they're calling it into it. I read that like
they were like, yeah, it's he's about to he's about to call it
off. The guy. No, Tuesday April ninth, Okay, tomorrow,
So it's March tenth through Tuesday April ninth. Yeah, so yesterday a full
Ramadan. Yeah, all day game, not a sip of water? Heroic?
Could he just like eat a HOGI right there for like four minutes.
And they flew to Charlotte last night, right, they flew out of the
path of totality. I would imagine unless they were like, hey, so
on what's a lifetime thing. We'll stay in Dallas, We'll stay in the
path of totality. We'll fly out tomorrow after the eclipse. But I would
imagine that they took off to Charlotte last night or after the win yesterday,
which that kind of suck. I might be like, Hey, we just
had a big comeback victory. Let us sleep in our own beds tonight.
We'll have a shoot around tomorrow morning. We'll watch as a team, we'll
watch the eclipse together mm hmm, and then we'll jump on the plane and
head off to Charlotte and get ready for Tuesday night's game. That's what my
plea to coach Kid would have been. What if the eclipse starts right and
then like a maybe zero point two percent of people turn in to wear wolves
and they're not like killing people, They're not like like they're just like,
oh, what's happening to me? You know, and they turn into that
their face, you know, and then as it ends, they turned back
like they're werewolves for four minutes. Yeah, and they're good at basketball.
And then it could be someone you love, yeah, and then they're totally
normal and they're like, I'm sorry, they're crying, they're freaking out,
they're crying. They didn't know, they didn't know. They didn't know because
it's not a normal werewolf. It's just only an eclipse were wolf. And
then do you still love them? Oh, you still love them, but
you have to call it off because it's never gonna happen again. They could
you don't know that you're in morning, that's not gonna happen, and eclipse
that's the only time it happened. You didn't think it would ever happen.
All of a sudden they turned into a wolf. You're not just trusting what
Kevio says. No, what you know? It only happens during an eclipse,
of which is never gonna happen again. It's not just to stay out
of alask anything anymore. The person you love, the person you love the
most, turned into a wolf for four minutes out of nowhere, just went
back. You might love them more. Well, that would mean you're you
need to be asked about some other things, like whether you're into bestiality or
not. Well, you know who's probably the most nervous about that scenario is
Michael J. Fox because he hasn't been a were wolf since he was a
teenager. The one PG movie where they hanged Dong in the end, and
I think they filmed that movie during the last eclipse that happened. No,
dude, would you still love him? Jason Bateman might want to uh be
on the lookout as well, because he was in teen Wolf two and nowadays
with a camera footage like, dude, no turn it a werewolf? She
turned a wolf and be like a couple in every city and it's like,
do they eat it? No, they didn't need anyone. They didn't even
freak out. They were scared. They looked scared like a scared wolf.
So they're just werewolves for four minutes and they go back to people. Do
they ever become a werewolf again? As long as they stay out of Alaska,
as long as they stay out of an eclipse? But you see them
as this gnarly weird you solid as that maybe what is their true form,
which was only revealed when the moon covered the sun? Yeah, I think
I could still love someone. Do you think so? I do? I
do because I think I'm someone reveals when they reveal their darkest that's the one
thing they say to you, would you like to make love? They reveal
the darkest version of themselves. There's a It's a very connecting moment because it
puts you all on even playing field. You realize, Oh, I'm a
dirt bag, You're a wolf, You're a wolf, You're we're cool,
You're seriously a monster? Right? It makes my stuff, the that I
did in the early two thousands seem like child's play. You have the greatest
The greatest line is from the movie Teen Wolf. No I'm about to play.
That's got a great arm tu in basketball that that kid's got a great
arm. One fan who's talking to the coach, Hey have that kid's got
a great arm great arm our. Official Muslim Josh says, no, the
eclipse doesn't allow eating in Ramadan, so that's your s out of luck there.
Dang, that's crazy crap, Kevin, Well, we did it,
geez Kevin. Coming up next, we might have another live report from Clyde
Warren Parker, The Venskin Chiown to speak Easy will be today. We will
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