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hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a
friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. We'll start
out today a little sadder news. I uh, just as we were about
to record the podcast, and it's before the Bills game, I got word
that Susanne Summers die. Oh wow, day before her seventy seventh birthday.
Common knock on art. Second, that's the first question we always as she's
lived with cancer since she was in her twenties. Oh okay, I didn't
even know that thy cancers, thy cancer. It's right, the thigh Master.
Do you know how much fucking money that brought me? One hundred million?
Holy shit? Yeah, I'm a thigh master because she owned it,
right, Yeah, she had the patent and all that. It worked too.
Yeah, you could use it for your biceps, and guys would use
She was the first one to hit and then it was Foreman. Wow.
I forgot all about that. I gotta do so Hogan passed on the foremant
girl and Foreman took it. Yeah, he didn't pass on it. He
says he missed the phone call. He didn't heard. The story was Stallad
Hogan, like I love hul coked Cogan tells a lot of lies, okay,
or exaggerates the truth a bit, but I love him anyway. But
the story was that they called he was tight. He was out picking up
his kid from school and he had a voicemail on his phone saying, hey,
uh, we got this grill that we wanted you to adorse. But
he didn't answer to the called George Foreman up and you'll do it. George
will do George was broken. Nobody was broke. Was he really? Yeah?
I mean I just watched it. I watched the Foreman documentary. Well
it's just a movie. Yeah, it's a movie. I watched it.
I think I dozed off it got but it was like, you know,
he came back and fun at like forty six years old and all that stuff.
Uh, but Susanne Summers before we kind of move on. She passed
away today and she's had a aggressive breast cancer for over twenty three years.
She said back in July, I've been living with cancer since my twenties,
so I don't know what other cancer she had. And every time that little
fucker pops up, I continued to bat it back. I do my best
to let this insidious disease, not let this insidious disease control me. I
always wonder because she and her husband had talked about having sex well into their
seventies. Yeah, and she did hormone replacement therapies and all that stuff,
and some people say that accentuates the cancer exacerbated. I don't know. We'll
just talk about, like, would you take grow fifty year battle with cancer?
Yeah, that's incredible, that's great. I mean I mean that she's
beat cancer. Yeah, she'd beat cancer. Yeah, she lived a normal
life, she did. She lived a long life. And uh, I
got a I'm gonna have to do some research for the next episode on all
her stuff with thigh Master and how much money she made and what she owned,
right because tons, Tons, I was Yeah, I forgot all about
the thigh Master, And I only remember the big story as a kid was
my uncle was a pilot for the at that time Western Airlines before they got
brought out by Delta, and I think he he had some interaction with her.
I don't know if he bought her coffee and they sat and chatted.
And I remember my dad like I remember as a kid here and that it
was like a big celebrity talk to uncle Joe. Well it was her.
Well it was funny because I remember like Three's Company reruns when I was a
kid. Yeah, and I didn't get all these little inside jokes because like
he was Jack Redder was supposed to John Rider was supposed to play a gay
guys. She was because the tenants didn't appreciate the fact that a guy was
living with two women got unmarried. And there was also like this controversy with
her and the studio. You know that you know the phrase jump in the
shark you think of fonsieyeh. The phrase phoning it in comes from Three's Company
because towards the end of her run, she stopped like going in this huge
like literally phone in her parts. Like they would show her on camera,
who Chrissy or or Susanne Summers on the phone with either Jack or the other
one, the brunette talking to him by phone. So oh, I wish
I couldn't be there and then and that's why they came up with the term
phoning it in, because she got a new they had a new blonde then
at one point that she replaced it. Because Sling, which I have,
is kind of my main TV thing. Uh, I think they have like
a they don't have a Three's Company channel. They have an alph channel,
but they have but Three's Companies on okay, And one day I was home
and I'm flipping around looking at a news stuff and Three's Company. So I
put it on and I watched an episode from but it wasn't with Suzanne Summers.
It was the other the replacement. Yeah, the replacement because you know
she was phoning it in. Yeah, that's the phrase. They actually have
the video of her on the phone say I wish I could be there.
Yeah, it was like for multiple episodes, like they just taped a bunch
of them. But yeah, that's that's that's too bad. Wow, two
minutes left in this game, and it looks like San Francisco might eke out.
Weren't they favored by two touchdowns? Yeah? But I mean it's wet
and cold and West Coast team, and yeah, they were up. I
mean early on it looked like they were gonna just run all over him.
They scored within like the first ninety seconds of the game. But they've also
lost Debo. They've also lost McCaffrey. McCaffrey. Yeah, McCaffrey was the
reason they were I mean, he scored, he ran back on the field,
he had no bleak issue, and then he ran back off. He's
like, no, I can't go wow. So yeah, he's that's that's
trouble for San Francisco because the one thing they've been healthy this year, they've
been the best team in the NFL. And oh oh yes, I only
want my pick to come through that I fixed San Francisco. I haven't known
my picks in like two weeks. I haven't done my pick. Once you
start picking games, you're like, screw the benefit of the bills, I
need to win, damn it. So you bring up boxing, and you
bring up George Foreman and the Grill, and he made a ton of money
on that. He was another one who did a bunch of different things.
Well he was about to walk in here. No, you're in the wrong
place. Hang on a second, that's okay, Daniel, do your hair
though, man, oh sorry, sorry, I didn't know. I had
no idea. Damiens is across the street. Logan Paul and Dylan Darius had
a fight and man it ended ugly. And I know a lot of people
get upset with the Pauls and this whole boxing thing and is it a bit
and is it real? And there they fighting real guys. Uh, Dylan
Darius isn't a is a mixed martial arts guy, I know, not boxing
really, they're not really fighting boxers per se. But I think they're bringing
interest back to this sport that hasn't had a lot of interest since guys like
George Foreman. I mean, I wanted to see a fat old guy get
back in the ring. The nineties was the peak for boxing. It really
was. Yeah, I mean it was Tyson and Holy Forman, Like was
it forty two years old knocked out? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was Michael Moore. But you know, so for months they've been
hyping this fight and then it ended last night and it ended in like a
brawl in the ring. Had to fight. So they're they're boxing. Darius
goes tries to get him in like, you know, kind of a headlock
type thing, he slips out of it, Darius falls. He swings at
Darius on the ground, which is a little on. You know that for
boxing you can't do that. I'd be frowned upon for sure. I thought,
once you go down, the ref's supposed to jump in the Yeah,
he came in, and then security comes jumping in and then listen to this,
though, this is funny, all security in the ring. Now they're
separating under I'm sorry some lane. He threw more punches at the security guards.
He did. He had more punches at the security guards than anything.
But my kid was talking about this, I'm like, it seems like these
fights with the Pauls and they're they're like turning into wrestling with their fights.
Well they are, they're fighting tomato cans, and then there's all this ship
going on after. The thing is, I'm not sure if these guys are
tomato cans. They're just not necessarily boxers, which would I guess by that
definition make them that. But they're fighters. They're all guys who have come
from the fight game, either MMA or you know of some sort like Dannis
did. But if you're going to box box a guy, don't fight an
m A guy, I don't. I don't know. It's like they can't
It's like they can't get fights. Nobody takes them seriously. I think nobody
does. Is they got the podcast. Nobody wants to give me attention.
The other thing is, uh, they're also tied into One of them's tied
into pro wrestling. Right, brother Jake is Jason pro wrestling. He's actually
pretty pretty good. Yeah, that's this is what I'm saying is and I
even think Logan's not bad with the boxing. I mean I've watched him every
fight. It's been a fight now, granted he's not fighting somebody who I
don't know. I kind of like the idea that they're bringing attention to the
sport. They're making a lot of money off of it, h and they're
bringing attention back. That's a sold out arena, that's a packed place,
and it's interest from younger people. Most people who like boxing are usually older
now, right, I mean they're over fifty to be like, a bunch
of it might be over sixty. Pretty sure, if you put him in
the ring with an actual boxer, he'd get the shit kicked out of him.
And he's never gonna he's never gonna do it because he knows he'll get
the shit kick I think people would pay to watch him get the crap kicked
out. Well, they were basically from what I've heard about this dude,
I don't know much about him, but I mean, look, we always
liked the idea of you know, these guys are they came from I don't
want to say necessarily privileged, but they were somewhat. They had a better
life. They certainly built themselves up on YouTube. The stars well, they
were YouTube kitchers, they were YouTubers and then they wound up on the Disney
Channel and from there. But it all started with YouTube for them. They
did it on their own. They've been hustling their whole lives, and I
kind of go, I know, we like the idea of like the Rocky
the underdog, the fighter who had no other option, the Mike Tyson,
no other option. Tyson was always in trouble, he was gonna be I
mean, what would Mike Tyson be without boxing? Just another streat guy?
Yeah, you know, yeah, probably, But they want to they want
to talk like they're Hamad Ali and I'm Muhammad Ali. But you're not gonna
be Muhammed Ali. As you can back it up. But that's but it's
always working back it up against the high school kid boxing and fighting like that
about school, everybody always just talks to three o'clock at the gym, right,
and then everybody shows up. Why because everybody wants to see a fight
in school. Like if there was a fight in the hallway, every runs
out of the classroom. Fight fight. Yeah. I just feel like they're
good for boxing, and I think I'm alone in that. I I don't
They're definitely good. I think people are not appreciative of them. I think
true, you know how true baseball fans don't like certain aspects of the game
changing and all this stuff. But I go, look, man, there
are certain guys that came along that saved sports, saved specific sports. I
think basketball, yeah, without a Bird, without Bird of Magic. Yeah,
by the way, meeting in college in the championship, Gail getting drafted
and going yeah you know, and I mean Shoran, it was those two.
No, we still have the story today, winning time. You can
watch an HBO Max based on that rivalry more or less, you know,
But then be a promoter, Be a promoter. Don't get in the ring,
unus you're going to fight somebody worth fighting. Be a promoter. I
don't know, he ask why I keep hearing that they are asking for fights
from guys, and guys they won't they won't do it. And it's most
people like with names like at Canelo is not going to waste his time.
But why not didn't Floyd get in Mayweather do Floyd Mayweather got into it with
well he got wasn't he going to jump in the ring with one of the
palls or I don't know. I thought he was. He was more of
a technical fighter though. Yeah, he wins on points. Oh he's been
he's a matador. Yeah, he's around the ring. He he would wear
it. That's why he, like Pakia, took forever to fight. Yeah,
and then when they finally did, it's like, why are we watching
this? They both pastor prime. Pacchio always landed a lot of punches.
He didn't look good in that fight. It's that fight. He did not
look good. Uh you know, but even like hockey, who who's who
saved hockey in the day was Yeah, don't you think? I mean,
I mean he really is fanned it out to l A had no interest in
hockey. They had no interest the Kings, and then Gretzky comes along and
and you know, he even tried to bring it to other warm climates,
Arizona. It was the team he didn't Army coached him. He coached him.
Yeah, I thought he had some money and okay, and then,
uh, I'm trying to think like with baseball. I mean, now the
ratings are up for baseball, but Mike Trout could walk into a room that's
Mike Trout and supposed to be the biggest thing. Right now. Bryce Harper
is the guy that paid attention because he's he's a little more he gets a
little more attention. He's another humble guy, but they're not there wasn't always.
Trout's not very brash, you know, No, he's very quiet,
he's but he's all business. But also helps the fact that the Angels haven't
done anything with two of the five best players in the sport and they haven't
gone to the postseason. The other thing with baseball is that everybody baseball marketed
the crap out of Yankees red Soide in the early century, and then once
the Red Sox broke the curse, it's like, okay, now, what
hey, Cubs, you guys, are are you ready to break your curse?
Yet? I mean, and then and then they did and then also,
okay, I just hate the Houston and then people are saying they could
be back if I'm talking about a team that everybody should hate in America,
the Houston Astros, and yet at the same time, so here's the thing,
though, they came back instead time and time again. I hate it.
And as the Yankee fan, I'll say this because like they beat the
Yankees in that one ALCS. I'm like, yeah, but the Yankees one
couldn't hit two, couldn't beat them at home, So how much cheating did
they really do? They were good? They are good and Reds bull chin
right now, these balls going through that like lull that boxing went through that,
that hockey went through, and somebody needs this. The NFF, the
NFL have never gone Oh no, no, yeah, we all love the
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that. I hesitate go with your gut. I didn't go with my gut.
Uh. So, speaking of guts, I've been watching a little bit
of The Golden Bachelor because of Doug and when Doug comes and we like to
talk about it, or he likes to talk about it. But all of
a sudden, I read something about Bachelor and Paradise. So I'm like,
I've never ever watched any of these shows. So I watched Bachelor in Paradise.
But the reason I watched it was because a woman, and I don't
know if she actually has to leave the show or not. She has not
had a bowel movement in nearly ten days and they're getting concerned, so they
want her. They may have to like have her leave the island. Okay,
they don't have animals on the island. They've tried every you don't pack
that. They've tried silo needs it other way, they've tried a little back
door, and I'm action, I loaded Hulu onto my iPad to try to
grab all the audio from this because I'm like, this is this is incredible
And I don't know if anybody's ever had like some kind of where they've been
backed up, you know what I mean, Like to that level or know
somebody who has. That's where you always go. So I was trying to
to grab that all of a sudden, Now Hulu the app won't let me.
It makes me start at season one from twenty fourteen. I'm like,
I don't want that. I want to right, but on the tee I
couldn't figure it out. I was like, fuck it. So this this
is what I did. I was able to grab from the Bachelor in Paradise.
I'm gonna get the medicala the beach. Please, someone has this serious
medical emergency. I'm going on nine days of no pooping. We still movement
sunrise tomorrow morning. We'll have to deliver it almost like a poo baby.
He was a baby, Like how do you get that out? Just remember
it's not your poop baby, our poop baby, all right. So there's
a guy there's like so I watched this entire episode and it reminded me of
like, you know, it's young people when you were in college or maybe
later years in high school, when you like somebody and if they liked you
back, Like these guys would kind of put their sights on a woman,
right and they would hang out with her and all this and then a new
guy would come down. They would put a new guy on the island.
I don't understand the whole process, but they give him a daycard so he
gets to come down and he picks a chick to go on a date.
And these guys who were hanging out with this chick are like distraught, and
then the chick comes back and she's like, look, I never really felt
it between us. I really like him. I want to explore things.
So now the guy's dumped and it's all like it's these dudes and you sort
of felt bad, but I go, this is a show I could really
get into. But the girl who hasn't gone to the bathroom is like read
thin and looks like she works out all the time, but she does not.
She she can't go. So in this whole thing, they're telling her,
look, you may have to do digital stimulation. Oh now I remember,
and you've had kids. I don't know if your kids ever at any
point couldn't go to the bathroom, but I think that there was I think
there was a point like one of the guys when they were really little,
it was like all backed up, and I think they had to like go
in and almost pop a like a nugget out of their ass. Yeah,
get right, because no, I don't. I think that it's well,
so she took so this woman said she took laxatives and all this stuff.
And during the rose ceremony where she's the first to get a rose, they
show it and she goes, you can see it. Lean over. She
goes, I am sweating, it's so hot, blah blah blah. Now
they're in Mexico, but she's still She's like, yeah, it hit me
at that moment, like I had to start working to go now, like
I had to go. She goes, I get the rose, I go
through. I'm clenching everything. You can see her like she's beaten up with
sweat and everything, and it kind of makes sense right now she can't go.
Afterwards, she's like, then the feeling passed. Oh yeah, I
can't go. It's like you missed the train. I can't go. I
can't. I think I've I think I've gone three days maybe without having a
bowel move at once. And that felt like forever. But normally so these
guys were saying that sometimes they've the doctor goes, yeah, we've had to
like deliver where they have to knock you out, go in and like remove.
I don't know what they do. They called it like delivering a baby.
She's in Mexico. Just go drink the water. But I mean the
things revenge. I don't know if she's gone so long now it's like dried
out and who knows. But I go is that that's like a freaky thing.
And I okay. I knew people who could not go to the bathroom
at work. I knew a guy my dad was one of those people.
He could not go. Number Number two that wasn't just work, it was
everything. Like he would leave parties because later Number two that on his deathbed
said the reason I always left parties early because I can't take a crap a
somebody else's toilet. Yeah yeah, like wow, okay, I'll pull it
work. But sometimes if if I'm near my house and I gotta go and
I'm like in a party, yeah I'll run home. You'll go. I
just don't want to blow up their bathroom. I want to go home and
have a home. So you're doing you're courteous. You're just being courteous.
Yeah, yeah, but some people literally can't, like we hear there's stage
fright for guys, right or shy bladder they call it. It's a real
thing. Go to a Bills game and you're just I can't go. Well,
I couldn't go in those troughs because I because when I was peeing and
when I started to get splashed back from somebody's standing too close, I'm like,
all right, this is a little gross. I know he's supposed to
be sterile. I know all this shit. And the worst part was actually
it wasn't the trough, it was the wash bin. It is a Bills
game, folks, So I'm going. But I never had that problem where
I could. I think maybe in the I don't know. As years went
on, I didn't care. I didn't care. I used to go and
remember we used to send pictures. We used to take turds on the break
room and Phil would do that. You I never took part in that.
Oh God, I would get the picture. They're saying that they so this
doctor says like, yeah, we've had people, uh we've pulled sixteen inch
turds out of them, And I'm like, I swear to God, yeah,
well it's over a foot. Yeah, it's like a foot and half.
But I swear to God, I've had I've had spirals where I think
I've shipped sixteen sixteen inches. I swear to God. Oh yeah, I
mister softy, I've had that. I think so. In the remember I
that's those are the records when we used to send the pictures and then we
were sending them. I had a buddy who went to Saint Joe's in Buffalo,
and he said that one time a student took such a big crap that
it actually it was like a rope. It went around the bowl twice and
then it went up over the seat. It got in lined it like,
come look at it. There's like a line. It's the receiving line.
At the funeral, like they were like, I got to see this.
I go now here lies taco lunch. I know that these shows and Bachelor
in Paradise. I'm almost embarrassed to be like I'm talking about it, but
I know these shows they look for the drama and they try to accentuate it.
This poor woman, what is one thing? Like? Uh? I
talked about it the other day with Kevin. I find it kind of gross.
When she's gonna ask you this, do you find this? She can't
shit funny. But if she were, no, I don't he's thing's funny.
I don't find it funny. I actually feel bad for her, and
I feel bad for her, and I'm curious about the medical condition because I'm
just remembering people who couldn't go to the bathroom in certain situations. And I
would tell you, like, even at parties and things, I feel like
my bowls shut down, you know, like I don't have to go.
Oh yeah, there's one time where I was at a party at Fisher and
you do not want to be the guy going number two at somebody's house at
a house Parky, So what do they do? It was off Field Street,
there was a baseball diamond. Yeah, I propped myself up against the
fence and like my bowles just cut loose. Really, I'd use like leaves.
It was like it was about this time of year. Home plate.
Oh my gosh, it was so bad. I had to pay my buddy
Aaron to like bring me home. Wow, youre here, go get a
plate. That's nasty. That is that, that's nay. Yeah, you
don't want to be there. But see, most guys don't have that problem.
You just figure at some point in my head. I just turned it
into a well this would be a good story. Yeah, right, this
would be a great story. I get Casper, I just called Jimmy Z,
I get a plate sent over. I'm good to go in about forty
five minutes probably, But there is like this medical condition, and I think
people have died for not being able to go. Well, Elvis, Alvis,
Elvis died for not being able to go. But that's all from drugs
and stuff. I do wonder if like this chick was taking certain supplements.
She looks like not a bodybuilder exactly, but she's very lean, so and
I do wonder if she was like taking stuff. But this guy she told,
she sits down and she tells the guy she goes, Look, they're
telling me if I don't go to the bathroom by the morning, right,
And they had a poop baby clock in the corner on this, like they
really, this is what I'm saying. You have TV, you get on
national TV, and now you're known as the pretty chick that had to take
a dump. That's all you'll be associated with. Do you think it's bullshit
that they just kind of made this up before the story? Literally, they
didn't have they didn't have any writers. The writers are on strike when this
was done, so I don't know there are placements. Listen, I got
an idea. We get a woman, she's hot, she's on the bats,
but she can't take a dump. I have no idea. I don't
know, but it was love it. It's the strangest thing. And most
people I know who can't go to the bathroom, it's because of medicine that
they're taking a lot of times, like the medicine and drives them out or
they make it it make it makes it harder to go to the bathroom.
A lot of people who are uh in the end stages of life and really
with morphine for cancer and stuff, they can't go. And so you know
there's all kinds of proxies will do that to you. Yeah, I'm sure
Oxy Cotton will do that crack a lot of people. Like there was like
a stream about that. Well because Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston did an episode
of like their reality show where he goes don't make me come in there and
dig a duty bubble out of your butt because she was she had she had
issues. We talked about it in the show. Even even the medicine you
get when you have surgery. Yes, it keeps you from going. Yeah,
I get my kneed done. It was you can't leave the hospital.
It was a day and a half before I could. I had to take
a dump because A they didn't want you moving that quickly. Yeah, and
be just everything's blocked off. You can't leave the hospital until you go number
two for what for for surgery? Well the same day, right, A
lot of surgeries they'll tell you gotta move your biles first before you go.
We'll let you go. I don't I don't know. The nerve blockers kind
of stop all that from happening. Look at this all right. I know
in the Army, I had had buddies who, like they said, they
didn't take a crap for the first two weeks they're in boot camps. Okay,
so it's not that uncommon. And I think that's like they control well,
like they said that they control everything. They give you saltpeter to take
you out of the mood, they say, and they also like the diet
that they give you makes it so that you can't just go run and take
a crap in the middle of like boot camp drills. So like you're not
using you're not using the bathroom for number two for like the first short today
because I had to come. Well, I know Per always used to go
to grassroots and he would set his stomach up so that what he would go
down on Friday, What grassroots festival? The purst pisser, right, Yeah,
yeah, he would go down to a music festival, we get along
music festival. Yeah, he doesn't like us and stuff like that, So
he'd set his stomach up when we eat and clean himself out, and then
he'd go the whole weekend and not take a dump. And then when they
went to breakfast Sunday morning, get Bob Evans, here comes the skilling really
down on the Okay, all right, that seems like I guess you could
manipulate this. Yeah, I'm sure you can. I suppose. But if
those guys in the army are two weeks, this broad's nine days, she's
gonna be fine. I don't know what happened though, I don't know if
she ended up going home or not, because the show ends. Obviously that's
your It's not the cliffhanger. It's a ship hanger to they sure walking kind
of slumped over, No, she's like laughing. The guy came out,
like the guy that likes her. She tells him what's happening. She goes,
look, they may send me home in the morning because they you know,
they can't have this. Some other chick chimed in on a chat thing
goes, I was on that show and I didn't poop for ten days and
no one did anything. So I don't know if it's a big deal,
but this woman, obviously maybe for her it's a big deal. Everybody,
every human being is a little bit different, so I don't know. Maybe
they'll open the next show a little dark room, little back door action from
the gentleman she likes. The gentleman comes out and he goes, I got
He goes, I got a poop poop platter, and I hated her hummus
and all this stuff. Yeah, they were eating. I don't know.
I don't know, all right, that didn't mean to be that gross.
I know, we'll take a moment. Dangerous dogs. There's a story in
the Times Wayne County. I'm gonna read it, of course, on the
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done. Like people can get away with stuff, whether it's you know,
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and it's hard to get people who have dangerous animals out of a certain
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Circuit law dot com. Out but the body was nice too. He was
dumped in and everybody have According to the National Library of Medicine, more than
four and a half million people are bitten by dogs each year. In the
US, between thirty to fifty people are killed by dogs every year. Last
year, forty six people died by dog. How I had never thought that
at all, no country of three hundred million people. Yeah, I mean
the percentage is not the big, but still that's way more than I would
have ever. It's at least almost one per state. Yeah, you know,
I were one per week. I mean almost. Yeah. I would
have never I just would have never thought that many people died from dog But
so in the North Bay Estates Mobile Park, which is in Sodus. They
started renting some of the mobile homes too because they weren't making enough money.
So this woman decides to move back to Sodis. She lives at Lot eighty
seven. Sunday about two weeks ago, two o'clock in the afternoon, she's
taken her garbage out and suddenly she's attacked from behind by a pitbull. It's
owned by this guy, Harley Jones, who lives in Lot sixty. Just
Harley Jones. That's right there, Harley spelled h A R L I E
g H Harlor Harley Harley, Harley Harley, Harley Jones. The unprovoked attack.
He came up and started to rip my legs. The owner arrived and
began beating the dog on the head, so she said she immediately called nine
one one, taking a Strong Memorial Hospital, spent the day uh for treatment
on both legs, including numerous stitches. That's scary as hell. Yeah,
like, you're just taking out your garbage and this a pit bull comes now,
it does say. I did have to look up what dog has the
most attacks, what breed of dog. Statistics show that the highest dog attacks
by breed are from pit bulls, and just that they're naturally aggressive. Have
they gotten more aggressive over the years? Because I thought in what was it
Spanky in our gang or whatever that the little rascals, I thought that dog
was a pit bull that piled around with them. They always hung out,
Like I wonder if pit bulls I don't know so, And then I was
liter can kind of look like pit bulls? Anybody ever hear of the Keangle
Shepherd? No, Keangle Shepherd is a Turkish dog and apparently its bite is
seven hundred and forty three pounds per square inch. Oh it's like a wolf.
Yeah right, it is like a wolf. So this dog goes crazy
on this woman and the dog Warden shows up two days later. I don't
know why this happens on a Sunday. Dog Warden shows up on a Tuesday
and has her fill out a dangerous dog report and then the dog's got to
be quarantined for ten days at the guy's residence. Yeah, COVID then wear
a mask. I don't understand, Like, why wouldn't you just take the
dog away? Then it turns out that this dog has attacked somebody else back
on mother's day Lot sixty nine close Lot sixty one approached, she went,
oh, because here's what happened. Guy's not taking care of his place,
not mowing his lawn. Lady goes to complain. She's walking up the ramp
to the mobile home. Dog attacks her from behind. She winds up that
Then they find out that this dog, same dog now is eight years old.
This dog did not have all its vaccinations up to date, so the
woman had to go through raby shots and everything. And so now they're talking
about they have to have a hearing as to whether or not this is a
dangerous dog. And I go, how do you have this in a how
do you as an owner? And the one lady's like, look after the
dog attacked me, he didn't even come over to make sure I was okay.
He didn't do anything. But I had a dog, a boxer that
had cancer and so we had it removed, so it lost some had some
numbness in his neck, and we had the electric fence. Dog breaks through
the electric fence. It just wanted to jump in love on everybody. And
this woman ran into the middle of the street and her husband was walking with
her, got very upset and she could have been hit by a car absolutely
on EA Street. So you know, what are you going to do?
So they were going to file complaints and all kinds of stuff. We are
going to kind of talk him down. But you don't want to have it.
I mean, it's a quality of life fish. You get the fucking
dog trained, you know, do something, but I don't. It's like
so hard. So they have to go through all this process just to get
this fucking dog out that's now attacked to residents so doesn't developed shots. How
the hell you think they're gonna get it trained? Okay, but the dog
doesn't have allid shots? But why is it still there? Is my point?
Like, how hard is it to take somebody's dog away? It's not
even it's not people can say anything they want. Pit bulls aren't no,
okay, fine, but this dog is. Look. I had a dog
that was a rescue. It was a red Fox lab rare lab. He
was super like aggressive. I have scratch marks on bureau because the he Jackson
always wanted a cat. He chases the cat through and was on top of
my dresser and he's going crazy at it. Had the dog trained, took
it to a trainer, had the best dog ever. After that, I
get it. Even that could be a lot of work, but at least
keep the fucking thing on a leash, right, you know, I mean,
this thing run around the trailer park. I had a dog. We
had a Saint Benar. How's here a kid that hasn't been injured yet.
Yeah, it's a good, great question, the U. I had a
dog, Saint Bernard when I was a kid. My it used to get
out and run with other dogs in the neighborhood. Right. So one day,
my mom's trying to get it in the car. She's pregnant with my
sister. Some old man's trying to help and the dog because you're grabbing it
and didn't want to go bit the man here. My father took it away
that day, brought it to a uh down. No, just brought it
to the spec. Somebody else adopted it, just said, you know,
we can't have this dog. We were you know what, I clearly wasn't
trained that well because it would try to get off and run with the other
dogs. I love playing with the other dogs, That's all I wanted to
do. It wasn't aggressive, it was loving. Yeah, but but at
that moment you know it biked. You can't have that. I don't know.
But see, here's we're living in a world now where it's hard to
get the bad stuff to go away. I don't know what's happening. Like
it's a process to get the talk to anybody who owns property, have somebody
during especially after COVID, people haven't paid rent, You got squatters, you
can't. It's a whole process to get to that. Amazing. How come
there's more rights, it feels like, for those people than the people who
are doing things by the right stuff. I'm talking to somebody else, because
when you're doing the right thing, you're not lobbying Congress to protects. It's
the people who are screwing off. Well yeah, but I mean, how
far do we go at some point, like let this dog attack this guy's
loved one or something and you know, or or let even worse, let
it be want to let this be number forty seven of a person who died
from a dog. I just like, even as your own consciousness, okay,
granted this person maybe you know, unkempt lawn, doesn't have the dog
up to vaccinations, Maybe you shouldn't have a dog because it's not even good
for the dog. Dog dogs, it's a pit bull, but having a
dog it should be like a privilege, not a right. Well it is,
but it mean even for the dog itself, Like that's an angry dog,
that's not a happy dog. Dog. Let's try to make this poor
dog's life is probably pretty fucking shitty. Who knows if it's even eating orbs.
You know what I'm knows. I'm talking to a friend of ours who
owns a business. He wants to, uh, just trying to get somebody
out of the business who is not either productive or whatever. The reason.
Just that is a whole process. It could take, it could take a
year. I document and keep all the things to try to get it's your
business and you can't even get rid of somebody who you hired who's now hurting
your business. What what are we doing? What is happening? And I
don't understand it? And I feel a little naive here because I don't understand
in all aspects of things. There should be procedures and rights. We have
to do things the right way, I'll admit that, But what's the right
way when this dog is now attacked two people that we can't get rid of
the dog. What is it when you know, all of a sudden,
this person hasn't paid rent in forever. What gives them the right to stay
in this place? I can understand people get behind. Okay, a lot
of people will work with you. There are ops, there are things,
we can find solutions to things. There's partial paid, all kinds of shit.
But it's got to be doing something. Can't just what what what happened?
I don't like it. Oh, I get daddy, I hate it
too. When I was I was a debt collection briefly for student loans,
and people who have outstanding student loans have so many freaking rights that like,
if you call them, by law, you call them and you actually tell
them that you have a student loan debt, they could just call the company
up and say this person's harassed me. And they do it enough times and
you get slapped for it. You didn't do anything wrong, You're just doing
your job. These people didn't pay their freaking bills. That to me something
because because we have politicians I hate saying this, who pander to people who
don't want to do an f and thing and they get they pander for their
votes, their rights and all the rights. Shut up about your rights.
How many girls did he pay their bills for him for the month? I
don't know. Well, okay, so you know there's a city that Danny
once I mentioned this city. Think of an American city, Kevin that if
I say the name of the city, Danny, that place got it right
here? What is it? San Francisco? You got it? You got
it? Okay? What do you think of San Francisco? Did it used
to be a beautiful city that's been running to the ground? Okay, now
by horrible democratic leadership. Okay, I want you to I want to call
it. I might even be like beyond Lebert democratic leadership. Let me see
if I have the uh, the right audio here, Let's see this might
be Yeah, this is what's going on in San Francisco. Let's see San
Francisco what they're doing. The rest thing you might agree with. No,
I think you might agree with this. I think this might be a really
good thing. Maybe I'm on the wrong thing. Oh, I guess it
didn't record. Let me see. Francisco Mayor London Breed is spelling on city
agencies to work to stop victims of car theft from getting tickets on their stolen
cars. The Chronicle reports more than four hundred stolen cars received parking citations between
May one and September seventeenth. Some of those cars had multiple tickets. The
mayor's calling on SFPD and MUNI to identify a solution to spot a stolen vehicle
before issuing a ticket. Okay, here would be my thing. I would
be more in favor of a politician who is fighting for even the impound stuff
when they find the car and then they wind up impounding it, making all
those fees go away. Yeah, absolutely, all those fees go away.
That's cool if the car was stolen and it was parked somewhere and that would
just abandon all those fees go away because it always comes back to the owner.
These people are getting completely That's why I said said when it was really
happening, like I think they've stolen every car I'm not here about has been
he stolen cars anymore? Have all the cars been stolen? Although I did
see something on Rock Gone Mad, which is on Instagram, where the cops
were down and these kids were in a Kia, a white Key and they're
just doing donuts with one kid hanging out that I think hanging out the window
giving them middle to the cops, and they're just so I don't know if
they're still happening or not. We're not hearing about it as much. I
could see the tickets going away. But why are you taking away the impound
fee and the towing fee. I mean, those those guys are doing their
job. I gotta get paid. I know they got to get paid.
But the impound fee is only because it wasn't your fault. You didn't you
didn't park the car where you were somewhere. They got to do something some
other douchebag that my uncle. Usually it's the city impound right, usually comes
out of the city budget. If it's if it's the City of Rochester,
the tow guy. I understand that that, but maybe they get paid by
a contract they're getting towed anyways, because if they're jacking it up. Yeah,
my uncle had a car stolen out of his own driveway, drode in
the Buffalo. They find it a week later, like eight parking tickets.
Yeah, and they told them you gotta pay the party, you gotta pay
the parking tickets. It's it's which is insanity, right, it's insanity and
that's just that's where you need common sense judges, common sense politicians, common
sense laws like but somebody's always on the take. I'm watching, like you
know, with all these cars being stolen. That's what I said in the
beginning is the only person that really gets fucked is the person that has the
car stolen. The rest of us can all be sympathetic, but they're holding
their lives are screwed up because they don't have the car. They can't go
where they want to. Now you feel like and there's a bit of violation
there. You know, it's your personal space. You don't feel as safe,
and you got to pay all this other ship on top of it,
and then your insurance can't even say, well, you know, you didn't
bring it in for the update. Okay, okay, all right, all
right, well we handed out these sticker. Put this sticker in your window
that says you're bringing it for the update. Is that free? Is the
update free? Yes? The updates free? Okay, the updates parts and
labor for that. And then they I think they're just eating that. I
think they're eating Okay, So that's my point there. Okay, So let's
let's take it to the impounders. Right, Okay, I'm a recruiter.
Not everybody I recruit ends up taking the job. So that means I wasted
all that time and invested all that time and energy into a person that didn't
take a job or didn't get qualified for the job. Well that's the cost
of doing business, right. So if somebody gets their car stolen and it
gets landing the impound hey, tough crap, impounder, But you know it
wasn't That car wasn't supposed to be there, so you weren't supposed to tow
it in the first place because it wasn't supposed to be there. It's a
tough efficg crap. Okay, tough crap is still Yeah, we all lose
because of these a holes. Yes, yes, I understand that, but
you gotta eat some crap too, because it's not their fault that they bought
a car for biden thousands of dollars and it didn't and the most basic stull,
the most basic security features on a foreign car didn't didn't meet the standards.
And now you got a bunch of fourteen year old kids stealing these cars.
And now, like this person, these victims got to pay for it.
Wait, hang on, you know what? You know what else?
Now, I'll tell you what in this dok situation, Man, if that
dog comes near my trailer, I'm shooting it. See, I think most
people tough crap. I would think most people would. But here's because I'm
so sick of this pandering and I've had it with these idiots. And and
TikTok is owned by the Chinese, and that's what that won't do it,
refuse, won't do it. And that's where TikTok is where they found how
how to steal the cars. You need to go hang with Kano for about
a couple of hours. Just get those American Staffordshire terrier who's that okay?
Yeah? Those Staffordshire Terriers are the worst. Yeah. Well they looked like
a pit bull. I couldn't understand. But I thought the was of a
of a terrier breed or a off shoot. I don't know, I really
don't. I don't know if there's a way to look at it. I
know some dog people. If you want me to make some phone no,
I don't want to make any phone calls. You just looked up that one,
see which if you can find what the pit bull is because that that
would be what's gonna happen. Someone's gonna shoot this dog. Well yeah,
and then we're gonna have more problems. Yes, of course, why because
the law is the bull. It's a hard look, it's it's a terrible
thing. Like when when my kids were I'm like, look, I remember
the riot. Ack guys, we gotta never let Bella out of the yard.
Clearly this isn't working. It was no, it wasn't the electric fence.
It was simply that she wouldn't feel it. And a smart dog they
want to they want to do what they want to do. Yeah, I
figured it out. Oh I can't feel it now, and there you go,
boom, done right. But it was you got to keep this.
We have to have the dog on the least, we're gonna have to make
sure that we're all walking her and blah blah blah and let's you know,
and everything worked out. But in the moment, nah, it's a little
scary because you think the dog's gonna be taken away. And you don't want
to be that family either, No, you don't want to be The terrier
had a temperament of aggressive, clownish, friendly and stubborn. Yeah, what
it is a terror of the terrier breed. That could be a dalmati too.
Yes, are paid to the you know what my kids do? You
put a couple on your kids just to shock lute once in a while.
All right, that will be to go off people. I just yeah,
you do, yes, you do? You get I hit the You know
what happens, Danny, You get older and all of a sudden you become
a republican. What's the Churchill said? You know? Yes, all right
we will. We'll take a moment when we come back. Not a democrat
either, I'm fair. Go spend some time with the oldest the oldest band.
I wonder if this if they are going to be in the Guinness Book
of Records. Uh, the oldest band given birth to a new album this
coming Friday. I thought it was last Friday. I was way off you
at the record store. They didn't know they I didn't. It's the twentieth
and I I only know that because I said it on the podcast and somebody's
like, hey man, Spotify isn't even let me get into the twenty And
I go, well, that would mean that I'm wrong, not spotted.
I was that record store yesterday, man, and it was mobbed really this
record store day. But still, I mean, you know, I bought
a few records too. But The Stones were on CBS Sunday morning, and
we'll play back some of that audio from the Rolling Stones, who are a
couple guys gonna be eighty. The youngest guy in the band is seventy six
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bright. Yeah, I mean she's like one of those I think she's a
suffant, like one of those kids who got in early. I enjoyed Taylor
Swift, and I love all how people are just getting sick of Taylor Swift.
Like she showed up at the game again Thursday night. People were all
ups that people do what they want to do when it comes to that stuff.
Who cares? But and then she and Travis Kelsey went to New York
over the weekend and they both he showed up. I guess she was live
from New York. Yeah she was, Uh, I think yeah, I
think it was. Pete Davison was the host. The host okay, because
I'm going, what is he doing back? But he was the host I
haven't watched the whole episode, but they did do this. This is supposed
to be like the Fox panel, so this made me laugh though. Welcome
to Park, NFL Sunday. We got a big game coming up between the
Philadelphia Eagles, who lead the NFC East, and the New York Jets,
who were cursed by Warlock a thousand years ago and they can never experience joy.
Joining me today are our analysts, Howie long, how long has Keenan's
been on the show? For? How long? It was like over twenty
comic relief Terry Bradshaw shame one of the guys from Doug Dynasty. And here
I am this week seven. And if any Taylor Swift fans are watching,
the Chiefs game was on Thursday, just mister yeah, listen, sorry Swifties.
Uh, this is a show about football. It's a sport. Ask
your dad. Anyway, they go on, it turned out like all the
guys are Swifty fans, blah blah blah. They go to Pete Davidson,
who's dressed up all in paink on the sideline. He thinks he's shown up
at the Philadelphia because he thought for sure Taylor was gonna be there. Because
something with a connection with Philadelphia. I don't know. She's an Eagles fan.
Oh she is, Yes, she was an Eagles fan. And then
she did it Kelsey and then all of a sudden they go back and there's
Kelsey. He's standing on the sideline with the microphone and that it was funny
and that's the bid ends. He doesn't say a word that the plays erupts
twenty one years for Ken Thompson broke twenty one year TIMS record. Darryl Hammond
had the record fourteen. Oh wow, yeah, so was on for years
too. He was, but I don't think Tim went that. No.
Tim clearly didn't even go fourteen. But the Keenan was like, he's done.
Wasn't a TV forever? Yeah? He has what was the Nickelodeon show
Good Burger? Yeah, okay, he did a great Dione Sanders on the
Weekend up play last night too. I was rolling white. I gotta why,
I gotta, I gotta grab that because I did see that, and
I did saw like a still picture of it, like a side by side
of Dion and him find it out and he's like he's, uh, yeah,
man, what a talented dude. But he stayed on. Then he
had a sitcom for a few minutes where he's a widower. Okay, and
uh, I'm trying to he was. That was it and I'm forgetting who
oh it was? Don Johnson played his father in law. Don Johnson played
his father in law. Yeah, and and uh yeah, Keenan's wife had
died and Don was coming in and living and helping care for the kids.
And he either owned it. I don't know if he owned some agency or
whatever he did, maybe an ad agency, I don't remember. But it
was not terrible. But it seems like everything this kid touches seems to go
well for him. I got the why is he still on Saturday Night Life
for twenty one years? I think, I don't know. It's car commercials
this stuff. Yeah, I mean usually, like a lot of people like
like, they eventually find something else to do when they leave Saturday Night Live.
That's like usually the launching pad Okay, fighting stories in college football is
the Colorado Buffaloes, who have had a remarkable turnaround thanks to their coach two
sport legend Deon Sanders. Here to comment is Deon Sanders, so man like
that black dad joke time in the house. You know what I'm saying.
We just keep winning, man, every game, every minute we win in
a life. Yeah yeah, well you're also four and three, so so
you have lost a few. Go look at me, man, What about
me makes you think that I care about what you think about me? You
don't understand that my team has it all, man, coaching, genius,
offense, explosive defense. Try it. It's a complete package. Man.
Yeah, well, millions of people are watching your games. You've obviously turned
the program around, but it's not perfect. I mean, just last night
you lost to Stanford in double overtime. Wasn't that crazy? We went up
twenty nine and nothing at the half. So I went home and fell asleep.
I won't look this morning shocked as anyone. Come on, man,
nobody's perfect. Name one team that's undefeated. Okay, well it's Georgia,
right, Michigan, Ohio State, that's another one, Walks State, forgot
about it? Local Home, sure, Penn State, indeed, Washington,
good tem North Carolina here here for we see. That's exactly my point.
You're college. Look at me, man. To me, coaching is a
higher call it right, that's right. You started coaching career right at Jackson
State, which is an HPC or historically black college, right, very good
college. You know, I truly believe that God called me there and he
said this is your destiny. Right, and then three years later he went
to Chicago, I mean Colorado. Yes, yes, that's right, because
God called me again and was like, my bad, and then he showed
me the promising of Colorado. Had these visions Colline, a place where there
was white people, like every single person. Not many people know this,
but Colorado is an hwc U historically white college, kind of like where you
went. I mean, I mean hard, pretty diverse college. Look at
me, man Chase. Now look at the audience. Now look at my
fingers. I got you there, I got you. Colin. We unstoppable.
Man. We've only lost three games. I can't even think of a
team that's lost fewer than that. Well it's Texas, Okay, great program.
Oh Mass them too, you know Utah, Yeah, dude, really
in usc Yeah it'll be the two yeah one more, b y m two
more two Lane, three month, Iowa four more, Miami and Ohama.
You can stop now, Collin. Some teams might have a better record,
but we're getting paid in our l deals. Baby. It's like I said
when I was the musical guest on this very show back in ninety five.
Look at this. This is terrible. I remember this, but be the
money really nicely got me. Look at me listen the whole time, a
more iconic musical guest. And now well it's this Prince he Bowie jay Zy
Nirvana, we have to O'Connor, you too, Okay, okay, okay,
but after them and like maybe the next three hundred Sanders, that's how
you stay on Saturday Night Live for twenty one years. That was great,
well to write that really quickly, too done. Yeah, that was really
well done. Getting on I mean, I mean, but Colin listen all
to Colin was fantastic. That's very funny, very fun I still like Dion
Sanders. I just I don't I love you. I don't know what happened
there. I don't know how good a coach he is, or if he's
just more of a motivator. I can't figure that. I'll tell you what
happen. So, I mean, this program was in the crapper, okay,
and he goes in, he brings in a bunch of transfers and the
first game they played was against a TCU team where everybody just nobody does their
homework, Nobody pays attention to TCU. Right, Well, they were in
the National Championship game last year. Now they got obliterated, But what nobody
really realized is that they lost nineteen starters to graduation from the NFL or whatever.
So in comes Colorado with basically an all star team of transfers to go
in and they beat the piss on them. Then they go to Nebraska,
beat the piss out of Nebraska. Then they go and they play Colorado State,
come back and beat them. So about a three and zero and he's
on sixty minutes every now do you believe? And then all of a sudden
they started playing teams like USC and it got real. And so look,
I mean, I think Deon's doing a heck of a job there, but
I think everybody jumped on the bandwagon a little too early. This is about
what we thought they would beat. We didn't think they would be awful.
We thought they'd be a about a five hundred team and about a five hundred
team. But man, when you bowl a twenty nine point league to Stanford,
cry it out loud home oh well, uh. Speaking of musical guests
on Saturday and a live, did the Stones ever play? I know mixed
been and I know Mick was out. I remember Mick doing like bits with
I think the Stones played on SNL at some feel like they did yeah back
in like this seventies or something. But either way, Stones, I love
this. Eighteen years they haven't had original music. They have not put it
out an original album. They have put out album. It was a complete
cover of blue songs they did and there might have been something else in there,
but nothing original. Now this Friday, Hackney Diamonds comes out. I
think everybody's getting sick of hearing the song Angry Angry with May the lead single
but cbs yes with a lyric from Jagger. I was just playing guitar in
Caribbean on my own and just came up with the idea and then I took
it to the next level with Keith and I make and I be kind of
kicking each other. They love Keith Richards. I love Keith Richards. He's
a pirate. You know what's his name? Upstairs has has spent time with
him and Andy Baby because he wrote a whole book on their equipment, and
he says Keith Richards is basically a pirate. I like that. I don't
like that. Whatever it is, it's a sort of chemistry. But the
band's chemistry was rocked. Now this is interesting because and you'll listen to Mick
and I'll be interested in everybody's sort of take on this. Is this a
cold answer he gives Mick Jagger, or is this a very realistic answer?
When drummer and founding member Charlie Watts died in twenty twenty one, did you
feel the need to put an album out? I take maybe because of child's
demise, but we felt that they are if the Stones were going to continue,
then we better make a knock. Becuse what the stones are now?
Was it hard for you? That's interesting what the Stones are now? What
they are today? Now, that's Keith Richard's giving you the answer. This
is this is the part I wanted to see. If you guys think this
is cold or not on tour to look back and not see Charlie there,
Yeah, it's cause it's hard. I mean, it's all my life ever
since I was nineteen or whatever, it has been Charlie. On some level
it had to be emotional not to have Charlie it cause it's emotional. But
you have to get past that in life. You know. I love Charlie
all the things, but I still want to carry on making music. Don'tal
problem with that? No, don't problem that. A lot life goes on.
I don't either. I saw someone's comment on the thing on what a
cold take Charlie's gone, and I thought, no, because this is what
you do. Look, I'm sure it's emotional, yeah, and it's it's
weird. Bill Wyman left in nineteen ninety three. Uh, one of the
most fucked up love scenarios I ever heard, Bill Wyman. And he has
his son. His son starts dating this woman who's older than him, and
then Bill starts dating the daughter. Okay, so the son is dating the
sons, the stepdad dad, yeah, step son. And then and then
Bill Wyman starts dating this and I think she was like in her teens or
something, nineteen nineteen, twenty twenty one, something like that. And then
obviously that didn't work out. I don't know about his son, but Bill
laughed. They did bring him back, and as I think it was maybe
Mick who said I wanted it to have. We had tracks that we recorded
with Charlie. He played the rhythms and he goes, I wanted to get
the original rhythm section. I wanted to have that vibe of the Stones,
the old you know, the original group, Bill Wyman, Charlie Watts.
You know. Obviously Brian Johnson not there, but that uhan, Brian Jones
is Wyman on this record. Yes, he plays on a couple of tracks.
So he didn't come in. They call him up and he says,
Mick goes, hey, you still play bass, and he goes yeah.
Every day it makes like, oh, hey, well, I don't know.
I mean it. You know it's been you left the band in nineteen
ninety three, but I'd like you to come back and play on a few
tracks. He goes, yeah, I guess. I guess Bill Wyman's working
on his own album. That's fantastic. How many albums have the Stones put
out? I mean of original music. I'm not talking about live stuff or
covers. Something I want to say like twenty six or twenty six, That's
what I'm going to say. That's the number I'm going closest to the pin
twenty six. If this was the closest to the pinquest. I think it
was. I think it was the closest to the big question. Okay,
yeah, I remember when we had the first hit record, we kind of
looked into each other with like dismaying, well, we've got about two years.
Boys. You got to find a job and then you gotta find a
job Keith Richards and that's it. Here they are sixty years they've been together.
So my dad, he played, He and I had one song we
played together called Hardest Stone by the Stones, right yeah, and it was
It's really easy to play. That's why we were able to do Your dad
played. My dad was in a band as a it did not know oh
yeah. So he so he goes, Danny, could you learn that song?
He heardest Stone by the Stones because my dad would sing yeah, okay,
So I learned the song. So if at a family reunion we played
it together and somebody took a picture, if I could find it, I
would love it because that's the one picture of my life. I wish you
the mood. So but here's the thing. Yeah, man. He had
a friend named Larry Greco, and Larry Greco was a lot like Keith Rechrit's
kind of an Italian pirate, right, that solo in Hardest Stone. My
dad said he used that solo for every single song A saving sex who did
Larry grekor so many words? Every song they played like, I'm just gonna
pull that same solo, and it serted to every song, whatever key they
were in, because he was you know, he just he didn't know music,
but he knew how to play that solo. So we're just gonna do
that for every song, all right, Kevin. How many albums Wrong Stones
were released? Thirty one studio albums, thirteen live, twenty eight compilation,
eight extended plays, one hundred and twenty two singles, thirty one box sets,
fifty one video albums, two video box sets, and seventy seven music
videos. Wow, okay, so I was thirty one, I said,
twenty six albums of original music. Still awesome, that's fantastic. Yeah,
six years. Well, I don't care. If they are in the studio,
they're making it sound better than it is. I don't know, because
it could be. I mean, we like to we want to think that
way, right because he's eighty he's eighty years old right now. But when
they talked to the youngest member of the band. Who's seventy six. He
goes, yeah, he sounds better than he ever has it. Ronni Wood,
yea Ronnie Wood. Ronnie's the youngest and not an original not an original
member. No came in later on who did he replaying? Both Jones?
No, Brian Jones died and then it was who is the kid they brought
in? Mick Taylor, Mick Taylor, like they destroyed Mick Taylor. I
mean, Mick Taylor came to town. He was on a radio show and
he he just he looked fucking awful, like bloated all this. But he
had joined the Stones when he was nineteen, and he was playing with him,
and he was kind of the guy who replaced and he did a lot
of like I think some of the hits from that album, and it was
all his playing on there that was really really great. And then he wanted
to leave the band, and Keith Richards was like, according to legend,
again, I don't know. I had always been told, Keith goes,
you never leave you. Oh yeah, no, one can never leave.
This is the mob kind of fun. Well, when I play this last
piece, it almost sounds that way. So he goes, you can never
leave. And then I think Mick went. He wants to go, He's
got to go, because I think that's the only way anybody ever leaves the
Rolling Stones as if you die. Both Jagger and Richards have landmark birthdays this
year. The Big Zarah Richards in December? How does that feel? I
honestome, because he's six months old of the man. Yes, and he
says, it's not that different. Okay, it's not that different. You're
eighty now. I just want to put this in perspective. Suzanne Summers clearly
lived with cancer for fifty years, kept it at bay, died a day
before her seventy seventh birthday. Keith Richards seeing an album with his band on
Friday, and he's going to be eighty years old, right, and he's
Keith. I'm like, you know, drugs, alcohol, heroin? Who
knows? Both Jagger and Richards have landmark birthdays this year? This is going
to start over. I apologies. Is the Big Zara Richards in December?
How does that feel? I asked me, because he's six months old of
the man. Yes? Wait wait do you hear mix age? He says,
it's not that different. Jagger became an octagenarian back in July. That
sounds so a bit overblown. You know, it's not all it's cracked out
to be. Being eighty other mean, there's no reny options here. You're
either going to get there you're not. Well, you've gotten there a pretty
good shape. Thank you. That's right are saying. I think now that's
another reason we're going to keep going. When you got it flaunted. You
know, why do you think you guys have him do it? I think
we basically we love each other and we love our music, and when you're
doing it, you don't really think about it. But I think with Charlie
going, I've realized more and more how special that that is. I mean,
there's something about the stones and there's something about us all that sort of
said, no, we stick together. And then you can't just drop it.
You know you've got it, You've got to follow it right down to
the end, down the tunnel. Because you said it's bigger than all of
you. Yeah, it is damn thing. I mean, he's I don't
know. I've always found Keith to be magic. I think part of it
is like the sense of humor and their outlook on life has a lot to
do with like them still being around. I mean, life is like,
well, I don't want to say a joke to them, but it's like
kind of is well, they lived in ways that you were told never to
live, right? Were we not all told not to do drugs and alcohol
and the women and the different stuff. I mean, Mick Jagger, I
think we went through like about a week or so ago. No, but
I think his youngest kid is still in single digits. I think it's still
six or six or seven years old. And he's got kids who are fifty
two, right, you know? And and so you've just you just kept
living. You never just stopped. You truly lived in the moment, whatever
was in front of you, that was it, That was what was happening
in the moment always, And Keith is asked, or excuse me, Mick
is asked. In this piece, it's CBS Sunday morning. I happened to
I got up a little later today and I put it on and I caught
just the very end of this. So I'm like, oh, I got
to go find it. And in the piece they say to Mick, and
I love this answer, and it is exactly why I won't do talk therapy,
he says to whoever's doing the interview, Charlie, I think anyway,
he says to him, Hey, what about writing a memoir? You know?
And Mick goes, I've been asked and I've been offered a lot of
money to write my memoir. Now Keith did. He wrote the book called
Life, which I still haven't read. And I've owned for me too.
I haven't seen her sixteen years now. Man might be close to twenty years
old, but but I've started reading again, so like at night. So
I'm gonna make sure I get to it. By the way, Tommy Mule
read that book. It took him a year, but I got through it.
I think I think I gave him. So anyway, he says,
I've been offered a lot of money. He goes, but you know people
who do it, He goes, it takes two years to do. And
he goes, and I don't want to spent two years living in the past.
He said, somebody else will have to do it and remind me of
it, and I go, God, that's exactly what I think about.
Now. You know, Keith is a pirate telling you his story. Maybe
it's a little different, and maybe mixed, got sort of things he doesn't
want out there. I have no idea. You know, how much money
is too much money? He said, And I'm sure he has been offered
a tremendous meountalm. But I love the answer of I don't want to spend
anything living back there. What happened? And this is where all of us,
like, we all get fucked up by our past, so traumas that
we had. It's yesterday, doesn't it doesn't. It's not happening today.
It's not. It's not today. You're not the same person you were back
then. You're different. Get past it, live in the moment, and
you're right. I don't know what keeps these guys going, I would say,
Keith Richard, certainly the sense of humor, right, I mean with
the drugs and the smoking and the drinking and the well, the first thing
I think, who said he stopped everything? I thought he had. I
think you're right because I heard more of that Howard Stern interview, and I
think he did say quitting alcohol was harder than quitting drugs or quitting cigarettes.
He said that was so I thought he was still drinking. I think he's
everything's done. Did they ever make Ron Wood a full member of the band
or is he still just an employee of the band. I don't know.
I always thought ron was, but so the rumor that I had heard was
start Me Up was Ron's song and Mick Jagger and Keith Richards get the writing
credits on it. But part of the deal was that Ronnie could go and
do his own solo album. So there's a Ron Wood solo album from around
the same time or shortly after the Start Me Up album came out, which
was that Sticky Fingers. Yeah, I don't remember anyway, Yes, he
said that, so that was the room that it was actually Ron's song,
but he took so I don't know if there's truth to that or not.
There's always these like how do you does he have this like football? Does
he negotiate a contract with them? Every couple of years been like, hey,
I'm gonna do I don't know, pay me my money? Well,
yeah, I mean like the guys from Kiss were like employees of the band.
Yeah, Peter. When Peter christ and Ace Frehley came back of the
band, they had to sign waivers saying you're now employees of Paul Stanley and
Gene Sibbons, you worked for them, I don't, I don't know.
I don't know. What's probably the stage money. But I'll tell you what,
Bill, you light up like certain things you talk about, you light
up. Everybody lights up them. That's certain thing when it comes to Rolling
Stones like you light up. You know when I talked to you about the
Stones are your favorite band? What made them your favorite band? What out
Was it an album? Was it a song? Was it seeing them in
concerts? The Sticky Fingers album? It was it was the attitude. It
was the attitude. I love the songs. I love that blues I love
I love I'll refer to it as raunchy blues, that raw kind of and
I love the grittier stuff from the Stones. I fell in love with the
excellent main Street album. And you know, I didn't come from parents that
played music really in the house. There wasn't a lot of stuff. My
dad liked Jim Croche once in a while, you hear that. I think
I thought he liked Willie Nelson. So every year for Father's they always give
him a Willie Nelson album or something. I don't think he really did,
but you know, there were some songs and things, but not a lot
of music. And I think my uncle Joe liked the Rolling Stones and when
that shitty album came out with a Harlem shuffle yeah and all that in the
early eighties. I forget what album that was, and I kind of liked
it. It was all over the radio, so I was aware of who
they were. But when I got to high school, there was this one
teacher, Doug mcneiland. We used to go in his room at lunch time
and he would play all different music and he started playing some Stones and older,
like some Exile stuff, and I was like, God, damn,
this is cool. And so I kind of went down that road and I
really liked them, and I went to see them in concert, and the
energy and the vibe and the thing. But there was something about Keith Richards
and you know what it was. It was because, as I said the
other day, I think it was you. We brought up Mary Clayton and
whether or not when she sang they did wake her up. They were recording
Exile on Main Street. They they went to her house in the middle of
the night in Paris or wherever, because they were in France when they recorded
it. Woke her up and had her come into the studio. She was
very pregnant. She went up having a miscarriage. A lot of people associated
her singing and hitting those notes as causing lose the baby. I'm not sure
she does. You can watch the documentary twenty Feet from Stardom about backup singers.
Bring me up a little bit. I'll give you a little Harlem shuffle.
Yeah, I used to love this. It wasn't that great. But
there's another one of those, like you can tell it's an eighties album too.
Yeah. My cousin Sammy goes, well, here's the song. He
goes, you know what the Harlem shuffle is? Danny Boy, don't you?
I go no run. The Stones adapted to everything like oh, I
mean Mick Jagger would and I certain songs were disco songs. And on the
same song Missy or something, Keith Rizers goes yeah, and it's a damn
good disco song. They did, they tried to adapt. They they they
fit their times. I love this song. It's not a great one,
but I liked it. I always liked this one. The one I didn't
like was Sparks Fly. I thought that was a piece of shit and the
lyrics were awful. That was coming next, But uh, what was it
about this? I just liked that attitude of we don't give a fuck,
and it was like, no matter what anybody says they were called. They
even called themselves Satanic majesties. I think they I think they got humor out
of that. I don't think they believed it. I don't think there's any
satanic devil or any any kind of worship. They certainly weren't into black magic
the way Jimmy Page was. I think there was all. I just think
that they were, uh, they kind of went against the grain and I
tried to like get like, you know, they weren't the Beatles. The
Beatles wrote beautiful melodies. They really wrote some beautiful meals like the Stones raw
you know it party music man. Yeah. It literally was like eighties music
before the eighties, right, Yeah, because every eighties song was about either
love, sex, parties and stuff. The Stones like pre dated that quit
here. I mean, I'll tell you what. Like the rhythm of this
song, I love it, but this the lyrics, they said, they're
the words fucking a beat up. Comment back the catch five that's probably better
around one written song you better get up the back like okay, I'm okay
with this at that Southern start twanging there too, put you here to tight
rhythm and Charlie's keeping he was a jazz drummer. Yeah, I mean that's
lash. That was fuck fly sing him back. I better get him.
Stop the bills going the ring all the quick. Yeah, I can see
where the shark fish right there, the fires playing cards. But when they
go do sharks will die? Yeah, this is it. I want to
see that. Sharks will cry. That's come on, I want to fuck
your sweet ass. Come on, come on, come on, You're better
than that. You're better than that. Gets the past. They once asked
Gallagher. They go, what do you think of this lyric with Oasis?
Because because e fan rhyme? Well, they say so. In the interview
that he does with Stern Keith Richards, they bring up all these bands that
didn't like last like you know, Oasis and how hard it is to be
in abandoned stuff. And then I think Howard said something about Mick dancing and
he goes, you know, like Oasis. They just stood there and Keith
goes, yeah at him, Now, well, dude, I mean there
was a guy I had serious and DJ he goes, it's time to check
in with what Liam Gallagher is tweeting, and I knew and I started laughing
at my Wife's liked, what are you laughing about? I go, I'm
an Oasis fan. I follow Liam Gallagher. He's like, he's like,
he's almost as bad as like the Iron Chic was. He just tweets random
crap. It makes no sense only to him. You know. Well,
I'm excited for the album, I'm excited for the Stones, and I love
this And I'll tell you what I wonder if you know, we are a
country and I don't. I can't speak for any other country because I've ever
lived anywhere else that didn't really seem to appreciate older people. Now we do
have older politicians now. Certainly Biden's up there, but we we question his
mental status and his question all kinds of things. Certain, But you got
here are two guys who look like they're just living and living and just living.
Yeah, and you know, if it ends, it ends, and
they don't seem to be worried about it. They don't care. They're doing
what they've always done and it's keeping them young. I like what you said
or what he said about the memoirs. I mean, first of all,
you're when you're eighty years old and you're Keith rich I'm sorry, you're Jagga
or Keith Richers and you have everything. Yeah, all the money in the
world isn't going to change much. It's not gonna buy any other time.
But the thing is, like that the famous phrasemen the Soproans was looking back.
It was the lowest form of conversation. My father used to say that,
like in the nineties. Yeah, so in a way, it's like,
yeah, you're just chirking yourself in a way. I mean, look,
people would be interested in the story. What really happened here? What
went on in Altamont? Well, how did that happen? Right? How
did you get the Hell's Angels to be your security? What? What?
What are all these different things that happen great stories, But as he said,
there's stories for somebody else to tell, because I I do think,
and that's where I say talk therapy and finding out cognitive talk therapy is different,
but talk therapy I always feel like it goes back to the problem and
all you do is stay stuck in the problem. And to mix point,
it was the first time I heard somebody say, yeah, I don't want
to be living in the past for two years. I don't want to go,
you know, be writing a book and to live in the past.
It's it's an interesting Uh, it's just an interesting thought. Yeah, that's
all you know. And like the past certainly can shape it, but you're
in control. You can remember that's not what's happening today, and it doesn't
have to affect it. I would love to see, like what, you
know, what the Beatles did with Apple with that they recorded I forgot what
album it was, and they showed everybody and Yoko's in there like hanging on
John's everywhere. It gets tense in there. Yeah, I would love to
see if there's any recording on the Stones recording a record like that. Probably
there is somewhere. I'm sure. I still haven't see Crossfire Hurricane yet.
I've got to see that. Yeah. Well, I was gonna to close
it out with oh wait, wait, we got one to close it out,
but a good one of my faves to close it out, Okay,
honky Ton Won'tan, which I think started as because there's two versions of this,
there's country Honk, which is like a more stripped down version than this.
And I remember seeing the nineteen eighty nine at Shay Stadium. Two guya
hookers blow up on each side. They're like clearly women of the night.
And then Mick would go out and pull on the ropes, you know.
They were like say makes you stay? Parade flows that flew up on each
side of the stage. This is a great song. I love the guitar
and the drum and the sun show. This trump beats been stolen so many
times. Yeah, just can't to dhrink a for Kevin Muir since this is
his favorite. We'll close it out with that. I love my favorite.
It's good. As we're recording this, it looks like the Eagles are beating
the Jets fourteen to six. Forty nine ers lost to Cleveland. I'll say,
go Buffalo, but I think you're gonna glaze it down tonight. I
got a old Danny, what say, bills are gonna win thirty seven to
ten? I have him. I put him down forty two ten. Okay,
that's what I sock the world on a wet field. Meffalo doesn't pay
six years. Yeah, he's dues well. See tomorrow. She down Nes,
and you flew man